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True Me
paragraphs 4-5 = spot on. Rest not so sure The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out. Who's The True You?

Gotta Love Those Few Fubar Fellas..
Gotta love those few Fubar fellas that ruin it for the rest of them. Typical Fubar Moment. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Da Sox Buzz Meter: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Level: Freak (9) Gender: Male, 36 Location: Chicago, IL Status: (Online) Da Sox: Question for u ok? ->Da Sox: ask Da Sox: do u have yahoo messenger? ->Da Sox: yes i do but im not using it at the moment Da Sox: can u be? what's your yahoo? ->Da Sox: i dont know you.. so no. sorry Da Sox: shut the fuck up u cunt

Marriage Vs Single
THere is a reason why so many people view marriage as a "cage", "prison", etc. It seems like nowadays being married means instantly getting a siamese twin attached to you, or having a secret service police on you 24/7. That has to follow you everywhere you go, that you have to tell everything you do, and that forever embeds himself/herself in your life, altering any decisions you might want to make INDEPENDENTLY. I got married because I enjoyed spending time with that person, sharing various experiences, talking about nonsense together, people watching,etc. I did not marry someone to monitor my every move, report all my activities to, cater to, give endless orders masked as advice. Someone once wrote that the day you get married is a day you have to sacrifice your freedoms for love. Huh? While it might work for a couple of months, eventually a person's need for individuality and privacy would take over, and drive them insane. I have seen so many seemingly happy couples th

A New Tagmaker!!!
A few days ago I posted a blog that had 3 samples tags made by three different people and the one with the most votes was the one numbered number 1 This tag was made by Jaded Beauty ĴÅÐËÐßËÅÛŦ¥™«Owned by ÐÌÅßLØ«Mbr ®ating ®evolution ♥ Warden to Sadistically Twisted@ fubar She will be the one now in charge of making the id tags for the new people...Congratulations to her!!

Surfs Easy To Use Html Tutorial
SURFS EASY TO USE HTML TUTORIAL I will make this as easy as i can for you. Its not rocket science. So dont feel overwelmed. It takes a bit more time. And effort. But looks brilliant, vibrant, and professional. I write these codes daily. So they're second nature to me. THIS CODE CHANGES COLOR: Colors i know and found that work: red green lime orange yellow violet deeppink grape pink brown white silver maroon Can also add any colors from any html color chart. Can "Google" HTML color chart. To find others. THIS CODE CHANGES SIZE: For estimate size of 4... about double size of normal font. Can use any number. larger the number, bigger font gets. 10 is extremely large. Normally, when leaving comments on pages, i will use size 4. THIS CODE CHANGES FONT: I love the georgia font. :-P Fonts can be found in your computer. Just search fonts in your windows search panel. SPECIAL CHARACTERS: REFER TO THIS SITE (I have and recommend bookma

Shower Of Horrors!
The events of this morning, typed out quickly. Pardon my horrible writing: I was in the shower, just about to rinse the shampoo out of my hair when motion to my right caught my eye. I turned to see a ferocious looking hairy spider hanging from the top of the window peeping at me. A peeping spider! With its legs this thing was about the size of my palm. I continued, nervously, to rinse my hair while making sure to periodically check on the little pervert. It slowly came down the window as I was finishing rinsing my hair, now within 2 feet of me. I expected it to go the other way because of the “rain” it was heading into, but it continued to inch closer and closer. Now slightly creeped out, and somewhat embarrassed because it was staring at me naked. I decided to go ahead and scrub the rest of me. As I began to soap up it actually made a quick move toward me! But the crazed pervy arachnid made one critical error. The shower spray caught it and washed it into the tub, 8 furry

Still Looking For Fu-bucks! Find The Code!
MY COKE REWARDS® Male, Old North Syracuse, NY STILL LOOKING FOR FU-BUCKS??? RECIEVE 500 FU-BUCKS FOR EACH VALID CODE YOU SEND ME. NOTE: MOST CODES WILL BE PAID FOR AS SOON AS THEY ARE VERIFIED, BUT COKE ONLY ALLOWS 10 CODES TO BE VERIFIED/DAY SO IT MAY TAKE A DAY OR TWO BEFORE FUBUCKS WILL GET SENT OUT FOR SOME CODES. CURRENT LIST OF CODES I'M ACCEPTING: MY COKE REWARDS PEPSI STUFF STOFFER'S DINNER CLUB MILLER HIGH LIFE EXTRAS A NEW CODES CONTEST WILL BE UP & RUNNING IN A FEW DAYS, EVEN THOUGH THE NUMBER OF CODES I RECEIVED IN THE LAST CONTEST WAS VERY DISAPPOINTING. IF YOU LIKE A SHOUT OUT WHEN I POST THE NEW CONTEST, JUST FAN ME & I'LL MAKE SURE TO NOTIFY YOU WHEN ITS STARTED. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING ANY OF THIS, FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A LINE. SO, IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE CODES THAT YOU DON'T PLAN TO USE, SEND THEM TO ME & EARN YOURSELF SOME FU-BUCKS. AND FEEL FREE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! IT WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANK YOU V

Consultation
OK... so I have my consultation with the oncologist tomorrow at 2:30. Hopefully he'll be able to answer most of my questions. I just looked him up, and he's actually the Chief of the Division of Surgical Oncology at University of Michigan hospital. Ooooh, I feel special.

Fvcking Slobs
I'm so sick of all the damn slobs that work in this building. When someone washes their hands in the restroom and water splashes everywhere, how hard is it to use the same paper towel you just dried your hands with, and just make a quick wipe of the area? Everytime I go in there water all over the damn place. Speaking of the restroom, what about these fat asses that pee at the urinal? Too fat to get close enough to actually make it IN the urinal so they just get "belly close" and then pee, splatters and dribbles all over the lip of the urinal and onto the floor. New rule, if you're fat, you have to go sit on the toilet to pee. I don't want to stand in your mess. The coffee pot area, people always spill a little bit (I think the kind of pots we use are specifically made to dribble), but no one ever wipes it up! I am not a clean freak or a nazi but at least I can wipe up behind myself. The counter top in there is totally stained from coffee spills sitting there for hours and hou

Beautiful
This has made my otherwise shitty day CHAPEL HILL, N.C. – Shawn Turschak of Chapel Hill was tired of someone stealing McCain-Palin campaign signs from his yard. Turschak, with a degree in electrical engineering, hooked up a third sign to a power source for an electric pet fence Monday and also put up a surveillance camera. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported that a 9-year-old boy with an Obama-Biden sign grabbed the McCain-Palin sign and got a jolt on Tuesday. The boy's father, Andrew Noble, upset that his son had been shocked, showed up at Turschak's door. Soon an Orange County sheriff's deputy also showed up at the Turschak's home. Noble said his son just wanted to see how the sign was put together. Turschak said the boy intended to swap out the signs. Sheriff Lindy Pendergrass said he doesn't plan to file charges.

Stolen From Crystal - Sex Survey
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on her mood Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Opposite only How often do you like to have sex? As often as possible, I can never get enough.. Is sex a top priority for you? Not even close Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Most of the time How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? Used to, but don't anymore How do you do you feel about one night stands? Not for me How many one night stands have you had? I don't remember What's your favorite position? Girl on top Where's your favorite place to have sex? Anywhere I shouldn't, and might get caught Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Making love Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yeah How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? As long as it takes Do you get off first or do they? She always does. Most of the time I don't at all Do you like kissing during sex?

Sex Survey Stolen From Crystal
Do you like sex rough or sensual? I'm not sure I've ever had it sensual. And it looks like I won't anytime soon.... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Never had it with the opposite... How often do you like to have sex? I'm happy with ANY... Is sex a top priority for you? Apparently too high cuz I'm depressed from lack of it. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? I don't remember. How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never How do you do you feel about one night stands? *shrugs* How many one night stands have you had? zip... they always came back for more :) What's your favorite position? democrat. Oh wait, wrong quiz. Doggy I guess. Where's your favorite place to have sex? Preferable under a guy. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Depends Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yep How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Foreplay? My hubby knows no

Lets Get This Done We Can Do This Fast And No Pain
All Shadow Bombers are to work on the last 3 giveways till done!!!If u have reasons u cant c tj till Bratt and Chaotic can come back online.He will tell them of excuses that u have.But this needs to be done as soon as possible.Also add TJ..WE will be takin names down or printouts of ppl daily along with totals of comments if u dont show with out tellin him u will b removed from fam.Those that have real work and have told Bratt or Chaotic about it can b excused just try to help as much as u can!!!NO SHOWS FOR DAYS WILL BE TERMINATED!!!

Knowledge Gaps
There Are 2 Gaps in Your Knowledge Where you have gaps in your knowledge: Religion Art Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Economics Literature History Science Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?

Hypothetical Question
So someone who you thought was your friend disappears for a coupla days, does not answer the phone, messages, etc. You start worrying, since thats the only way to reach the person. And ask some people if they have seen him. He views it as "talking behind his back"

I Wanna Win An Auto 11 Plz
PLZ GO COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN.. AS SOON AS I GET 12,500 COMMENTS I'LL WIN AN AUTO 11. AND YES THE SAME PERSON CAN LEAVE MORE THEN ONE COMMENT.. YOU CAN LEAVE THOUSANDS IF YOU LIKE.. PLZ DO...LOL THANKS GUYS

Taking A Break
not sure on where to start. i wanted to let everyone know, especially those who would actually wonder where i was and maybe miss me, i am not going to be on fubar as much anymore for a while.... things in my life as of recently havent been that easy for me to deal with & i am not as sociable and as happy as my usual bubbly self... i think i need some well deserved time away to think about me and my life and what direction it should be going in. Ive been really hurt these past couple of months and i feel that maybe if i start to concentrate more on my life and making myself feel happy so i dont feel as depressed anymore should cure how i am feeling and put a stop to crying myself to sleep most nights and feeling really down. i will miss everyone and ill be on from time to time but i think now is the time to concentrate of making Jade happy. love u all. xxxxxxx

My Status
If you haven't seen it yet...it's the gay or straight men love boobs. And it's true. It's a mystery of life though. lol I've even had conversations with gay men and it's just a mystery. Last night one guy was like real or fake there's just something about them. And mind you...I was at a gay bar. In fact when I first walked into the bar...I was the ONLY female in it. lol Eventually more girls showed up. But it was such a fun time. I love gay men. Why? Because most of them are just so loving and friendly and cool to be around. They are quick to talk and joke and just out to have fun. Not cause drama. Not be all badass with a chip on their shoulder. One guy accidentally bumped into me and was like oh I'm sorry. I was like oh it's okay and then joked how he just did it because I was a woman. We both laughed and his buddy joined in saying how he's always in everyone's personal space. But still...my boobs got molested so much last night. lmfao I had one guy I th

My 100 Greatest Horror Movies
Some of these can easily be placed into other genres. This is simply my all time 100 greatest horror movies. By no means are they in any particular order. The Exorcist (1973) Phantasm (1979) Halloween (1978) Night of the Living Dead (1968) Psycho (1960) The Shining (1980) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Friday the Thirteenth (1980) An American Werewolf in London (1981) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) The Howling (1981) The Evil Dead (1981) Zombie (1980 Directed by Lucio Fulci) The Thing (1982) Audition (1999) Black Christmas (1974) The Blair Witch Project (1999) The Serpent and The Rainbow (1988) Ginger Snaps (2000) High Tension (2005) Hell Raiser (1987) Saw (2004) The Omen (1976) Amityville Horror (1979) Re-Animator (1985) Poltergeist (1982) Prom Night (1980) Salem's Lot (1979) Don't Look Now (1973) Se7ven (1995) Pet Sematary (1989) It (1990) When a Stranger Calls (1979) The Hitcher (1986) Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) The Fog (1980) Ca

Updated 11/19//chaotic And ~bratt~ Are Back!!!!!!!
OK ALL, WE ARE BACK AND BOMBING AGAIN, SO ALL BETTER BE IN THERE BOMBING, I WANT THESE DONE, WE NEED A BREAK!! WE ARE HALF WAY THERE WITH 2 THEN THERE WILL BE JUST ONE TO DO. I HAVE MY EYE ON A FEW PEOPLE AND I MIGHT BE LETTING GO OF ANOTHER PERSON THIS WEEKEND. WE ARE ALSO LOOKING AT A FEW PEOPLE THAT WANT TO JOIN SO THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ARE CRUCIAL. BOMBS AWAY:)) SHADOW BOMBER MANAGEMENT

My Happy Hour Today 11am Fu-time!
Reeka's got a Happy Hour! Auto 11 will be on! Come help me move closer to Disciple pweeaasseee :D This would not be possible without the loving support of my friends who gave this to me: .violets. Monica the Great Who Knows Vixen260 Bounty Hunter Majik Philemon ♡Reeka♡ ~ Anti-Lounge whore ~ owned by half my fu-familly ~ Fishinrod's Human@ fubar

~ Me ~
~ Moi ~ This is about me...some of who I am, what I am, why I am...random and unstructured, just the way I gather the thoughts. Many here think they know me by what they see and read but some of what is here is me and some is what I want you to see...so here goes....don't know if anyone is interested or cares but it's my effort to give you a peek. And unless you talk to me away from here it's the best we can do. Ok.....I color outside the lines and like to go against the flow. I run with Scissors . I like all music but love the 80's brand. I'm in Love with Love and always give it the best shot possible. I put love into all my friendships. I have overflowing Passion and it spills out on here sometimes. My fave colors are Pink...yes pink...and Purple. but they are all way too cool. I'm loyal to a fault and always try to fix things. If I hurt you..it hurts me as much and I miss you. I don't do hate, I don't do anger...so even when fucked over I still wait to see the good in that person. I

To Whom It May Concern
Hey, Well, lately i've been feeling sad and alone. I've tried my damn best to smile when i shouldn't be. It works but it's not sufficient. I want to be happy. I don't need your bling or drinks.. ..your ratings or compliments. I need a friend. Bullshit aside. Let me love you. i miss you.

And The Winners Are....
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 5 MILLION FUBUX!!! RACE, RACE, RACE! CHECKERED FLAG BLING Winners are… . cantsleepclownswilleatme HisSweetObsession Gina The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 3 Mil Fubux was a smashing success. Due to high volume, I increased the original prizes by 25% and added a fourth prize at 375k fubux. And the Winners are ….. 2 million fubux NATIONLADIE 1 mil Fubux {Everywhere You Look} 500k Fubux Jen 375k Fubux Jeffrey

Dangerous Curves...group...12.27.08 Updated Again!!
Want to know what we are all about??? Dangerous Curves Mission Statement It is the main goal and focus of this group to bring together a group of friends, that can confide, lean on, and trust each other to be there for support, confidence, and guidance... Although there are other groups that claim to be all girl but headed by a male, our group is solely women and is based on your average woman's needs. We are coming together as mothers, full time employees, housewives, single, married, and by all means confident and sexy in individual ways. Sound like something your interested in being a part of? Give us a try and contact any of the 4 founders for details on a membership to the group. Carrie Flirt Paula SexxxyBluEyedBella Congratulations to Ms Mona!!! She is fubars #1 and represents our group to the fullest!! Ms Mona is a gem, she is a geneuine down to earth sexxxy woman that makes all of fubar swoon!! And we love her!! *Ms Mona Doll*

No More Help
I've waited to see what would happen after giving over 5 million fubux in 2 weeks of my own before I wrote about how I feel. The ones with Auto 11's.I have waited for the love back. You know who you are, yet do you come back and return it??? NO! You asked me to help and did I?? Yes!! Because thats how I am! I am a good person and I return the love. Or give it! To those who I have donated to!Over 5 million I might say again! Shame on you for not thanking me, blinging me or even showing me any kind of love. I reposted your bullies. I've blinged you when I only had a few, Iv'e pimped your asses when I had more deserving that needed it. The birthday spotlight ones, the I made it to godfather and its my birthday, I would love the spot light, the I am military and deserve it ones. The ones who drop your please repost and if you can leave me love ones in my shout box. I have given you tons of love. Yet I sit here wondering why none of you have come and returned the love? I ask for hel

Height
What Your Height Says About You You are a gifted communicator, and you understand other people well. You are compassionate and empathetic. You feel other's pain a little too easily. Because of your open heart and open mind, many people admire and adore you. You are classy and well mannered. You have the art of charm mastered. You are about as tall as the average Dutch man. What Does Your Height Say About You?

Thanks Bebe
I have been Bebe's adoptive pet for 2 weeks now :D I could not have asked for better owner she treated me so well, keeping me fed and played with me as much as I wanted :D she is terrific at scratchin a belly and playin tug-a-war (always making it challenging but letting me win in the end). Never yelled at me for being on the furniture and let me sleep at the foot of her bed. Kept my water dish filled with evian and fed me healthy foods and treated me with the occasional people food ;) I thank you Bebe so much for making me feel like a such a special pup, I couldn't have asked for a better owner and as much I think I will never do another adoption, it was nice to know that someone valued me so much :D ♥ Please go by and show her some love :D Adopted by this wonderful Beauty ★ ♥Bebe ♥

Shmexy
Why do some people assume that if someone posts something, they do so for a desire to have that pic glorified? I have posted a pic of my foot, cause I had nothing else to do, and thought it would be funny. Its a FOOT, mind you, not BOOBS or ASS. And I get a comment on it "sexy but need to be polished hun" Sexy?? Need? Polished?? Its a fuckin FOOT, and "sexy" was definitely NOT the look I was going for when I took that pic. I think polishing toenails has got to be the most retarded thing EVAR. Esp if you wear socks and boots on top of them. btw, I got an offer to be in 2nd alarm hotties. Should I join and put that in my name? Maybe bleach my hair too...and get a belly ring... Oh, I'd also like to get knocked up from a pity fuck from a dude that tells me I'm pretty. yay!

Bang Or Pass
There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who has last commented, post "bang it" and if you wouldn't, comment that you'd "pass" You have to answer for me first!

Baby Its Cold Outside
Baby Its Cold Outside - Dean Martin & Doris Day I really can't stay (but baby it's cold outside) I've got to go away (but baby it's cold outside) This evening has been (been hoping that you'd drop in) So very nice (i'll hold your hands, they're just like ice) My mother will start worry (beautiful whats your hurry) My father will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar) So really i'd better scurry (beautiful please don't hurry) but maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while i pour) the neighbors might faint (baby it's bad out there) say what's in this drink (no cabs to be had out there) i wish i knew how (your eyes are like starlight now) to break this spell (i'll take your hat, your hair looks swell) i ought to say "no, no, no sir" (mind if i move in closer) at least i'm gonna say that i tried (what's the sense in hurtin' my pride) i really can't stay (oh baby don't hold out) both:baby it's cold out side i simply must go (

Happy Thanksgiving My Angels
SEXUPURPROFILE.COM Hello My Angels, just wanted to take a few minutes to wish you all a wonderful thanksgiving and let you know I am doing ok, I don't get on here much anymore but I want you all to know that I appreciate all the love and support you have shown me through all of this and I will cherish our friendships always, I know there has been times when I should have been a better friend to some of you and I am sorry from the bottom of my heart if my actions has hurt anyone. I wish only the best in life for each of you and I will do everything in my power to be there for you if you ever need a true friend. HAPPY THANKSGIVING & KNOW I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME. David A/K/A Drkangel6(*_*)

Sugar's Famous Cheesy Bread
In The Joy of Cooking, Irma and Marion offer a recipe for stuffed sweet potatoes, which are topped with bread crumbs and butter. They note, "[m]arshmallows may be substituted for the bread crumbs and butter. These are a matter of taste, or--in our strongly biased view--lack of it." I always giggled over how the editors of what is probably the most encyclopedic cookbook--and, really, a fairly dry read--could inject little snippets of snark like melted butter into turkey breasts. Most people probably don't notice it. But yum. If snark or turkey were edible, that is. Anyway, I couldn't let the holiday pass without passing along my own recipe, guaranteed to be a success at your thanksgiving feast which should, if you are at all lucky, involve more bottles of wine than relatives. The recipe sounds gross, and I suspect that Irma and Marion wouldn't approve. But it tastes like fucking heaven. If you're traveling, mix up the cheesy magic beforehand so no one sees what's in

Dj Knight & What Is Going On
☠DJ KnightCptKiller70j *ஐ☠@ fubar I have had several approach me and ask me what is wrong.I had a guy on my list called Dj Knight.I had denied him twice because he kind of creeped me out but on the third try I thought why not.I don't even think we spoke.He may have sent some gifts not really sure I would have to look and if he did I probably sent one back. Anyway he started sending me things in emails that kind of scared me and I was talking to a friend and behold all out of the blue I am told to watch out for this guy that he had stalked and harassed other girls on here and when they blocked him they paid dearly.I already knew he didn't feel right from the beginning I mean I denied him twice with that gut feeling but I always try to see the good in people anyway. After blocking him he has sent out numerous emails talking untruths about me and making me sound really bad.Now with that said yes I know who I am and what I do but I am not ashamed of any of it and eve

***christmas Train***
WELCOME TO TULSA'S ANGEL'S CHRISTMAS TRAIN! Wish all of my awesome fu friends a very Merry Christmas and the best New Year ever! Please stop by all of the riders, fan, rate/re-rate them and send a friend request if not already friends. If you are friends, please re-rate and fan if not fanned. Then leave a Christmas comment and be sure to rate their salute. You might also comment their salute photo too. Gifts are totally optional! Thank you and have fun! ☆ ☆ ღTulsa's Angelღ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ ☆☆

10 Questions
So once in a while I get slammed with annoying interview-like questions from tards that think I enjoy being questioned for fun 1) Yes, I AM from Moscow, Russia 2) Yes, I DO speak Russian 3) No, I don't have a single sister 4) I learned English when I was 15, which is when I came to the US 5) No, most likely I don't want to see your penis 6) Natalia and Natasha are the same name; like Kathy and Katherine. So don't be confused anymore 7) No, I'm not a mail order bride. I don't think I would fit into the envelope OR the UPS box 8) No, I dont have kids 9) Yes, I'm married 10) I don't drink

I Rock
I'm quite conceited at the moment...so I'm gonna let my vanity write a blog about some random facts about me. - I give the most awesome massages ever. - I played sax for over 10 years, which has made me VERY good with my fingers and tongue. - I love to give oral to women - I'm an excellent kisser - I know how to turn a woman on, and keep her turned on - I know how to use my smile in many different ways - I'm a workaholic - I'm understanding, and always willing to listen - I know people better than they think anyone does. I'm always the one to surpass the "impenetrable wall" women put around themselves - I'm very intuitive. I hear the unspoken and read between the lines - I play hard to get. I pretend to not know what is obvious - I always succeed in anything I put my mind to - No matter what happens, loved ones come first. I put the one I love above everything and everyone else (including myself) - I am a selfless lover. I rarely cum, but she

Parenting, New York Style.
My wife Sherry and her little sister Debbie grew up on Long Island, in one of those millions of neighborhoods where everyone's home is on a postage stamp 10 feet away from the next home on it's postage stamp. So one afternoon when she's about 14 or 15, she gets off the school bus and is walking down the street to her house, passes a neighbors house on her street, and the dad and a kid that is too young to be in school are out in the yard. As she walks by, this little 4 or 5 year old boy says "Fuck you Debbie!" to her! The dad overhears, and yells "HEY!!!! That's Sherry, not Debbie..."

Sloopy Potty Doodle
Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = b atty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = g

What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?
You Should Have a Purple Christmas Tree For you, the holidays represent a time of creativity and expression. There's no way you'd do something bland simply for tradition's sake. You are an independent person, and you definitely do the holidays your own way. And you're decadent enough to go way over the top with any unusual holiday ideas you have. Your purple tree would look great with: Purple lights and ornaments You should spend Christmas Eve watching: A Christmas Story What you should bake for Santa: "Kitchen sink" cookies - with a ton of things in them What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?

Smooth, Creamy Promises.
I ate most of a bag of Dove Promises, and I can't say I gained that much wisdom. The little messages on the inside of the foil always leave me feeling a little empty, a little in need of more chocolate. They are, in sum, a fucking marketing scam, intended only to sell more chocolate. "Find your passion." Chocolate, obviously. "Love without rules." Just one more? That would be silly. No rules! "Smile at yourself in the mirror." So as to wipe that chocolate smear off your chin. "Hey, why not?" I wondered that, too. "Test your own limits and keep going." Fuck. I'm going to vomit soon.

Are You And Old Fart?
I AM HERE 2 MEET ALL SEXY WOMEN THAT ENJOY TALKING DIRTY AND SHOWING ME THEIR NUDE PIC'S AND POSSIBLY GETTING TOGETHER 4 HOOKING UP PURPOSES ! IF UR NOT INTO TALKING DIRTY OVER THE PHONE WITH ME SOMETIME OR SHOWING ME ANY OF YOUR NUDE PICTURES NOW OR IN THE FUTURE THEN DONT BOTHER ME I CANT BE BOTHERED WITH WOMEN LIKE THAT ! I AM WAY 2 YOUNG AND SEXUAL 2 SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS! IF U THINK THAT YOU CAN HANDLE ME WELL THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO! SO WHO WANTS TO TALK DIRTY WITH ME? IS IT POSSIBLY YOU? CAN U HANDLE ME? OR ARE YOU AND OLD FART? All I can say is that I hope "HOOKING UP PURPOSES" involves some kind of actual hook.

Love Letter To My Baby......plz Rate And Comment
thought i would write you a love letter because no one could ever love you better you mean the world to me trust me soon you will see you are my life soon to be my wife you will always be in my heart not just half but the whole part people talk about forever but believe me we will never be apart,never i love just staring into your eyes betting you we will never say our goodbyes we will grow old together you watch i hope you believe me i'm not just a blotch this is real love you baby you are my glove well soon i will give you that ring and it want only mean bling bling well im out of here for now who ever reads this plz feel free to take a bow

Ever Been Internet Played???
I don't know if any of you have been mislead w/ someone who had fake pics, but when I first joined this site it happened to me... Now there is even more fakes than ever using model pics etc.. Well yesterday I was watching Oprah and it was about internet scams... Oprah hipped me to this site that has models male and female who have had their pics stolen and used to mislead ppl... You can do name search's, yahoo address search as well as browse pics ... The worse kind of games are the ones played w/ ppl's hearts so in honor of that I'm posting the link to the site... The site is really busy right now and tends to be unavailable at times due to the publicity it received on Oprah but I suggest you check it out.. I did today.. www.romancescam.com

Tag Your It
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. I DID IT (almost) ALL ONE WORD ANSWERS! It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? *dead* 2. Your significant other? *Sigh* 3. Your hair? *Brown* 4. Your mother? *Poof* 5. Your father? *ok* 6. Your favorite thing? *WeedWacker* 7. Your dream last night? *Nightmare* 8. Your favorite drink? *SexOnTheBeach* 9. Your dream/goal? *Colorado* 10. The room you're in? *Living* 11. Music? *TOOL* 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? *Colorado* 14. Where were you last night? *Home* 15. What you're not? *Sane* 16. Muffins? *Blueberry* 17. One of your wish list items? *Mountains* 18. Where you grew up? *Everywhere* 19. The last thing you did? *Coffee* 20. What are you wearing? *Clothes* 21. TV? *Su

And How Is This Nsfw?!?!?!!?
OK, I'm getting so sick and tired of all the childish, petty NSFW FLAGGERS!!!!! WOULD SOME ONE PLZ TELL ME HOW IS THIS PIC NSFW??? I FIND IT SO AMAZING HOW I KEEP GETTING pics like this or a simple wolf pic flagged yet, my master/slave folder unflagged... I am very pissed and irritated with whoever goes round doing this......this IS AN ADULT SITE, IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR TICKLE-ME-ELMOS AND GO BACK TO THE ROMPER ROOM!!!!

Latest News
Well there's bad news and worse news. The bad news is, I have too much fat in my abdominal area, plus too many stretch marks to be a candidate for a natural tissue reconstruction. So I'm going to have to have an implant, which won't happen until after they place a tissue expander to make room for it. They won't be able to make an implant big enough, so I'll then have to have my other breast lifted and reduced to make them match. The worse news is, the soonest opening my plastic surgeon has is end of January. Which basically means after my cruise, so at least I'll probably make that.. but meanwhile I stress about whether the cancer is invading the rest of my body. Oh yeah, and this also means I don't get the free tummy tuck. Which my hubby had the balls to say he was bummed about. Well... I *was* happy, for a day...

Changes
I just cut my friends list down from over 4,000 to closer to 250. (I know fubar says its much higher but someone can't count). I decided to do this when I realized just how greedy and selfish the majority of the people on this site have become. I don't want to be just a number on a list and I don't want my friends to be that way on mine. I also deleted all of the people I was a "fan of" and am currently re-fanning those that I truly AM a fan of. I will no longer accept random friends requests. I will no longer fan people just because the Fu-people think I should. If you want to be my friend, BE MY FRIEND. If you want to be my friend when you need something or want something or when I buy you bling... please move along. If you are on my list and don't talk to me, don't be surprised when I remove you. Don't come and ask me why I deleted you. My list is and will continue to be a FRIENDS list. And for the record, just because you tell me I have nice tits, that doesnt make you my friend.

T-tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? None 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? Loving 5. Your father? Disconsonant 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? 151 9. Your dream/goal? Rich 10. The room you're in? Cluttered 11. Music? Hard 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy 14. Where were you last night? Online 15. What you're not? Finished 16. Muffins? Banana 17. One of your wish list items? Love 18. Where you grew up? Didn't 19. The last thing you did? Work 20. What are you wearing? Nothing 21. TV? Unwatched 22. Your pets? Annoying 23. Your computer? Acceptable 24. Your life? Tragic 25. Your

Threesomes...
This guy is staying for business at my hotel, til the 12th. He is in his early 30s, we chit chat sometimes. He hinted once that he goes out alone all the time to the bars (and he does, it hurts to see him come back by himself, since he is not from Chicago). He snooped around, and on Wed asked me to let him know when I decide to go out next time. My coworker/friend and I decided to take him out to Chicago on Wednesday, so I left him a note with my email, sayin to let me know if he wants to come with. So he hasn't emailed yet, and I wonder if he was like "WTF??", gettin all creeped out at my note. This is NOT a threesome date, pervs, we just don't want him to suffer.

Things To Think About
We all are on fubar for various reasons. . kinda got a laugh today. Some guy came to my page and done nothing..so I shouted at him asking if i was ugly. He said..ok, i will bite..why you ask. I said well u didn't even give me one rate. I was kinda in a goof off mood of mine today. Anyways.. he said sorry and came to my page and rated. I told him I was just giving him a hard time. Anyways, he shouted saying.. I don't usually rate married woamen. I said why not..its not like your proposing to me. Well then I mentioned..seriously..look at 1/2 of fubar. Most of the women and some men..are gorgeous/model like. You can not tell me that they are all single..and if they are..they got boyfriends/girlfriends. He said I did have a point. I am just so tired of hearing married people being bad mouthed on here. We have a right to be on the net just as much as others. We just don't lie about our status. Just because we are married..doesn't always mean its the best of marriage either. So,, t

My Friends...
On fu and in real life... are truly amazing. The "holidays" are rough for me, all the drinking the fuckin cheer...kinna makes me want to barf. About a month ago I almost relapsed, had a difficult time for a full night and a morning, even called my drug counselor (they weren't even open yet lol) I got a hold of a good friend who is a recovering addict herself, it felt good to know what I was feeling was normal and to push through. I thank her and God for that. I'm still facing "issues"... I can't be around my friends drinking...haven't been able to for over a month. When my family broke out the wine on Thanksgiving and offered me a drink, I had to leave. So, I've missed out on all the girls nights...I denied a request to go out with my best friend of all time last night...and I haven't seen her in months! I'm not able to make myself go to my other girls holiday party tonight....ugh! *kicks self* I know why now...thanks to my good friend whom understands why I'm not

Finally, Some Halfway Good News...
The surgical oncologist feels that it is safe to wait for my mastectomy until after my cruise on Feb. 1-6. So I'll be able to make it through the holidays, NYE concert, and cruise without worrying about pain or only having 1 boob or being lopsided or anything. And I shouldn't have many problems getting the surgeons I've already seen, so I should be able to avoid extra consultations. The only downside is now I don't get to wear a "cancer survivor" tshirt on the cruise :P And there's still a chance the cancer will grow and become invasive by then... but this "blessing" by the oncologist is taking a HUGE load off my mind. If anyone's curious about the cruise: Ships & Dip V

Headed South...
So I'm going to be headed south Jan 8-10. If anyone is between Arlington, VA and Asheville, NC and wants me to stop and see them let me know. :) I'd be happy for the break in the long 8 hour drive lol.

Well Then........
hmmmm.....lets see i met a dude 5yrs became really great friends with him even fell in love but some crap happened and we both went our ways while he was out of my life this other dude came along kind of cool guy to joke around with and talk to whatever ya know anywho he developed feelings and fell in love thats what he says and hes wanting me to feel the same way and i honestly cant do that i have even explained to him and a few of my friends why i CAN NOT ALLOW myself to develop feelings for someone or even fall for someone and they completely understand i can not help how someone feels about me but damn it i sure wish ppl would stop trying to force me to do something that i dont want to do and i seriously wish some would just keep their effin mouths shut when they clearly dont know an effin thing that is going on or being said and no i am not happy right now havent been happy for awhile but i REALLY WISH SOME PPL WOULD STOP

The Little Fubar Guy
I got this idea from Sweet Turtle, god bless her turtle heart :) Sing this to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy". I call it, "The little fubar guy" OK? In the key of "M"....mmmmmmmm Said the newbie to the Twisted Fu Do you know what I heard? Read it on a bulletin, Twisted Fu Do you know what I heard? The bling, the bling, that he gave to me, Was because my NSFW pics are free. Was because my NSFW pics are free. Said the Twisted Fu to the Barfly Do you see what I see? In an unmarked folder, Barfly Do you see what I see? Some bewbs! Some bewbs! Nice as I have seen! And she’s showing them off for some bling, And she’s showing them off for some bling. Said the Barfly, to the Fu-gee Did you read what I read? In some stupid mumm, Fu-gee. Did you read what I read? Fubucks, Fubucks, man this really sucks! She’ll open her NSFW for fubucks, She’ll open her NSFW for fubucks. Said the Fu-gee to the mighty Fuking Would you help me out some? While you’re ratin

Porn Porn Porn
Like the song says the internet is really really great for porn.. I don't see how come. I try to find free ROMANTIC porn, basically porn but when they don't go all bitch slut fuck in it. is there such thing? is it free? if so where can i find it?

I Had To Save This Somewhere
I had some fun with this and I wanted to save this somewhere soooooooo why not here for the rest of you to enjoy. See how I take care of you ppl ♥ ->judyhot28: put the phone on vibrate and slide it inside of you and I will be texting in just a minute and I wanna make sure its worth your while judyhot28: text me now.. judyhot28: nah i can't here baby..if u wanna see some my be i can show u tru my mobile... ->judyhot28: yea but what about the pictures lady cuz I got a hankerin for some celery that tastes like twat ya know. cmon now don't get me all worked up and not deliver. I want those pics ya know. Hell make it a video...yea video! judyhot28: ok text me and let's do ur fantasies...text my name JUDY and send to 35338... ->judyhot28: your fantasies?? Look lady I wanna see your hot lil bot ass playin with that twat and shovin veggies up there....is this happenin or what cuz frankly I am more concerned about my fantasies not yours. judyhot28: me and my bed is miss

Passionate Storm
PASSIONATE STORM A vivid flash of light igniting sapphire studded sky; The rolling thunder growling, like a tiger in full cry. The fury of a million raindrops, pounding overhead. Foretold in graphic warning when the morning sky was red. Now the tempest gathers impulse as the night is closing in; Like the power of his heartbeat ‘gainst the softness of my skin. And his fingers running gently through my golden strands of hair Spur the driving force of nature as he rises to prepare... The crescendo of the heavens, in a blinding cannonade Like a thousand philharmonics, as a symphony is played. There is lightning for the cymbals, there is thunder for the drums And the raindrops are percussion, and the wind, euphoniums. Soon our lips are touching softly, and our spirits are as one And I hold him to me gently, like its only just begun. There is thunder in the valleys there is lightning on the peaks As we tremble with sensations... such that neithe

Please,forget Your Sorrows (poem)
Please forget your sorrows, forget your pain Just listen to the falling rain Gently playing it's own sweet song Lifting you to where you belong A place to where you can remain. All sadness now you can refrain Nothing to lose, but all to gain So that you can your whole life long Forget your sorrows... Be gone all strife, be gone all strain Be who you once were, once again You've got the strength, I know you're strong The band is now playing your song Don't let my wishes be in vain Please, forget your sorrows...

Buy My Books.
CHILDREN'S BOOKS People need to quit lying to children that the world is full of candy slides, paper yellow suns and big fuzzy red doggies. When kids grow into adolescence, they slowly realize their parents, trusted ones, were completely full of lies. Betrayal of the highest order. No Santa Claus, No Easter Bunny, Rich Japanese business tycoons smoking doob and drawing Pokemon. Time to wake children up to the horrors of the real world before it's too late. Prepare them for the insanity of a f*cked up world they can look forward to... To start, I will attract kids with a glossy-neon cover, bright and beautiful with rainbows and cute puppies licking eachother's noses. Just like the real world lures you in with faux promises of eternal happiness and money. Then when they open up to the first page...a barrage of shock f*cking violence raping with their soft doe-y eyes. Catholic priests annointing virgin schoolboy ass hard against the altar, hunters skinning cocker spaniel c

Annoying
So I got a call from my AGM at the hotel at 12pm. I guess the cunt doesn't realize that I'm sleeping at that time. What a peeve, I don't call HER at 2am. I hate people, I wonder what she has to yap about.

Im Up For Auction
I'm Auctioning Myself Off: Auction Ends 12-31-08 @ 12pm cst Own Me For A Month My Offer is this: 1.Rate All Your Photos 2.Buy You A Drink A Day 3.A Gift A Day 4,SFW Salute To YOU If Bling Pack Offered All Above Plus One Of Your Choice 1a.A Upper Body NSFW Salute To You A Week For A Month 2a.A 30 min SFW Phone Call A Week For A Month If VIP OFFERED All Top Offers Plus 1b.A NSFW Upper Body Salute To YOU A Week For A Month 2b.A 30 Min SFW Phone Call A Week For A Month Click Either Pic To Take You To My Blog

Auto 11's Auction...now Open...start The Bids...good Luck!!
Ok....it's the holiday season so I have decided to hold everyone's fav type of auction. I have 1 auto 11 for auction and the bidding starts today at 12 noon fu-time and will end at 12 noon Fu-time on christmas day....and the starting bid is 3 million fubucks So get ready to start the bidding.....highest bid at close wins Good luck everyone Please click on the auto pic below

Donate To This Lovely Lady
OK OK....This lady below is working her tail off to get the spotlight...so lets help her out and make it happen soon....i've helped alot of people out on this so i would love it if you could return the favor...send fubucks directly to her link below...tell her Xmas sent ya Heart Inspector ¢¾ owned by Tappinit~@ fubar Thanks to all those that help....I will do a salute to anyone who helps her out

Translations....
Just for a laugh...see how many of these sayings us Scots have, you can translate. 1. Whit a stoatir... 2. Gaun yersel... 3. Yer nippin ma heid... 4. Dinnae geez yer p*sh 5. Ye cudnae hit a bull on the erse wi a banjo 6. Ahl pit ma fit so far up yer erse that thil think that Doc Martins ur making hats. 7. Yer jaikits in the lobby press 8. Wha lit that dug in here? 9. Ye counae score wi a fiver tied tae it. 10. Twa ootsiders wi a plate o' stovies.

Oracle-thanks To You
I wanted to thank each and everyone of my friends for helping me reach Oracle. This is your achievement, not mine. You have all been there for me from the start, most since my start on Fubar. You all give of yourselves in so many different ways and once again, I am humbled by having such good people I call friends. I think it is important to point out that this milestone was reached with virtually no auto 11's being used. You all did this the old way; rating a friend because you care. Giving bling because you think I'm worth it. This being said, this achievement is truly special to me. You all have proven that you can level w/o using auto's or leveling/bombing families. I love you all and so grateful for all your friendships. Humbly, -Bull

Secret Macaroni & Cheese Soup Recipe
How I make mac and cheese, it's quite good if your only other option is ramen noodles. Open box of Kraft thick and creamy mac and cheese. Use the handle of a spoon to bash in the perferated 'easy open' tab. Be careful not to smash any digits. Dump box of macaroni in boiling hot water, forgetting to remove the packet of cheese. Carefully reach into the water to retreive packet, remove fingers when al dente. Boil pasta with the intention of draining it after 7 minutes but forget about it until it is way overcooked and mushy. Drain macaroni, spilling half of it down the sink (that's ok, it was mushy anyway). Add 3 Tbs butter, way too much milk, and contents of cheese packet. Mix half-assed. Eat straight from the pan. Enjoy!

New Year's Resolutions
December 31, 2008 New Year's Resolutions: The Two Lists I was fortunate to spend time with an enigmatic man named Robert during a very special period of my life. Robert taught me many things during our days together, and this time of year reminds me of one particular interaction we had. "Now that you are becoming more aware," Robert said, "you need to begin to set goals for yourself so you don't lose the momentum you have built." "Like New Year's resolutions?" I asked. "That's an interesting idea," he smirked."Let's do that." By then I was used to his cryptic responses, so I knew something was up because of the way his eyes sparkled as he let out an impish laugh. "Tonight's assignment is to make two lists," Robert continued. "The first is a list of all the New Year's resolutions you WANT to keep, and the second is a list of all the New Year's resolutions you WILL keep. Write the WANT List first, and when you have exhausted all of your ideas, then write the secon

Hottie Of The Week Info
ALL 2ND ALARM HOTTIES – LOOK HERE!! Management is going to start a new “contest”. Every week the management will choose 1 girl to be hottie of the week. The girl selected will get extra promotion that week. All you have to do is be an active Hottie. So keep your eyes open, it could be you! Xoxo Annipoo Don’t Forget To Show The HomePage Some Love š 2nd Alarm Hotties New Homepage 11/6 š@ fubar IF YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A 2ND ALARM HOTTIE THEN SEE…. *Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess **Chief of Operations of 2nd Alarm Hotties**@ fubar OR ღCllgegrlღChief_Deputyღ2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: *Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess **Chief of Operations of 2nd Alarm Hotties**

Do You Have Auto11s.. Hh Or Need Spotlight Help?
Ok Bad Girls This Blog Will Be For Anyone That Has Auto 11s Activated .. Is Having A Happy Hour ..Or Needs Spotlight Help.. It Will Be Your Responsibilty To Let Me Know So I Can Update The Blog

Hi Friends :)
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsHappy New Year to "Everyone"Well the holidays are now over "but" I'm still celebrating and I am celebrating "BIG" I just wanted you all to know that I am hosting "2" Happy Hours , yes 2 lol, I am will turning a whopping "51" Januarty 5th. So starting Sunday Jan 4th I will active auto 11's at 6am and will be running them thru Tuesday 6am. I will have some new folders to rate for the auto's and some new pics of me that I will open up during my 2 different Happy Hours.I have over 2000 pics to rate, so there are tons of points for YOU and Me. Thanks so much for celebrating with me.It's always fun to see old "friends and making new ones along the way. Thanks again your friend always, "Diamond Deb"

If You're Looking For My Heart.. It's On My Sleeve
Alrighty.. so I'm at work, and extremely bored.. still hungover from the other night..lol go figure, only I could have a 3 day hangover :p Anywho.. with the New Year here it just gets me to thinking, what is 2009 really going to be like? Even when I was little I used to wonder how it would be in the future. Flying cars, robot maids, things like that.. I must admit, I am a little disappointed we still don't have those robot maids.. how cool would that be?? I know Im a dork :p Have a nice weekend all, be good.. but not too good

1 2 09 New Years Asshat
I read a blog tonight about the person in this shout and her husband. Their points were reset as cheaters since they were using scripting programs. Many bulletins have been set about their dilemma where they claimed to have been reset for copyright infringement because they were playing pirated music in their lounge. I have never ever once spoken to this woman, but I went to read a blog her husband wrote in an attempt to trash another person on this site. Her husband attempted to make it appear that this other member was a hypocrite after the member blogged about the fact that she and her husband were cheating by using a scripting program. Her husband blogged that the member had Macros installed in Firefox and thus imply that the member was also a cheater. Now I don't know the first thing about scripting, what it entails, or how to do it. But I have seen the Firefox ads for Macros and they even have it installed at the local hospital on the Firefox browsers. In addition, this wo

Top Ten Incredibly Memorable Life Moments
*warning* not in chronological order 1. The first cry my child ever wailed. The operating room was tense and sort of chaotic. My labor had been rough…filled with complications from the start. 13 hours later with my blood pressure going sky high, the doc decides he has no choice but emergency c-section. My heart rate climbs increasingly reaching dramatic levels…near cardiac arrest levels I was later told. They—everyone in the room—were quite concerned about my well being. I was pretty out of it, but finally the pain had subsided…you can still feel the pressure and the pulling when they cut through the layers and begin to free the baby, but it’s numb. Pain free, but still awkward…then the pain in my chest started. I told someone…they hit panic mode and just as I was about to get a shot of Inderal to slow my heart rate, I felt a release of pressure and heard that wail---the most beautiful sound I have heard to date. I didn’t need the shot after I heard his cry....and after that,

Do My Contests Have Ulterior Motives??!!
Believe it or not, I have had a few people question my motives for my giveaway. Ok, so here's the whole scoop. I don't ask for rates or comments, only private messages, so I gain no points. I don't ask anyone to rate my profile or pics. As a matter of fact, I state in the rules that rating and commenting are NOT needed. People DO rate my profile when they come by to send me the pm, which DOES make me rank, however, I have yet to rank better than about 250. My current fubar rank is 642 and 499 for today. But trust me, those will change DRASTICALLY when the contest ends. The ONLY thing I gain from running these giveaways is a warm, fuzzy, GOOD feeling for doing something nice for someone else. Now, if you want to be a hater and read into it more than that, then go ahead. Think what you will, it's no skin off my nose babe! The only opinion that counts is mine and the virgin that wins. So there-how do ya like me now??? hehe That is all, go about your lives no

I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends
I've had a hard time thinking lately so I'd appreciate a little extra brainpower on this one since I'm kind of pressed for time here. I've been stressing about finding a job. But then yesterday I thought, "maybe I'm going about this wrong." So here is my question. Does it make sense for me, being a homeowner, to take a year and a half off, live on student loans and hurry up to finish school? To take loans out to pay my mortgage and monthly expenditures? I did some figuring last night and it would cost me roughly $30,000 per year. If I continue working though, school could take me maybe 3 more years and right now (or I guess I should say the job I'm about to leave) I make $24,000 a year. And the degree I'm about to get would earn me twice that when I'm finally done. I don't like the idea of going into that much debt but at the same time I'm tired of not having a defined career and I'm not getting any younger. If I keep on like I am I'll be 32 before I finally complete colleg

Not My Day, I Guess
SGT. MARCU...: nah... thank you ->SGT. MARCU...: I am not just sitting here watching who's rating me, yanno, I was doing other things--I WAS going to rate you back, but I guess you don't need it SGT. MARCU...: well I was doing a charity... but seriously... you wouldnt have gotten that shout if you werent so self fucking absorbed like everyone else on this site... ->SGT. MARCU...: if I look like Mr. Ed, why are you rating me in the first place? ->SGT. MARCU...: excuse me? SGT. MARCU...: I dont know I am kinda offended that someone who looks like a spawn of Mr. Ed couldnt even return some fucking rates. Seriously who the fuck do you think you are not ro rate someone back you self serving point whore..

ಌ♰ Taintedprincess ™♰ಌ Sdmf
WOW IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT SOME NEEDS TO COPY AND STEAL MY NAME THAN DOWN RATE PPL I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT HIS IS NOT ME ಌ♰ TAINTEDPRINCESS ™♰ಌ SDMF~@ fubar SHE HAD TO COPY MY NAME ALL THE WAY THE ONLY THING SHE LEFT OUT IS THE FACT THAT I CO OWN THE SIXTH SENSE THAT IS HER PROFILE INFORMATION SHE A DAWN RATER SO ALL BEWARE AND HERE IS MY INFORMATION I RATE 11 FAN ADD ALL THAT ಌ♰ TAINTEDPRINCESS ™♰ಌ SDMF~ CO~OWNER @ SIXTH SENSE@ fubar SO PLEASE DON'T GET THE 2 CONFUSED

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!
Ok my current photo is the one in question here. This moron has the BALLS to ask me if it's ok to save and then jerk off to this photo. I say "no" and this is what I get..... And then.... Since when does a NON nude photo requires such an ass??? NOTHING IS SHOWING! AT ALL! Fubar Name: Da Sox Yahoo Name: whitesox1again2008 Not to mention after he was shot down, he proceeded to rate me 1's. LOL Show him "LUV". Fu-Style.

About Me
should probably leave more to the imagination but this is a little insight into things I like... too bored to put in the about me...and most of it was from 4 years ago. so yeah. i was too lazy to add/change things. feel free to put down what you are all about. baseball coldstone quiznos chilis captain morgan a nice round butt learning new things taking pictures making fun of random people working at a hospital friends family watching movies traveling nice people being a super hero casino meeting down to earth people playing in the rain going to the gym listening to my ipod beach beach at night sunday afternoon picnics fishing riding waves hot tubs piano music playing cards at barbeques (setback) hugging massages basketball football ordering take out renting movies liquid cocaines random trips to obscure places adventures time travel weather (thunderstorms) gu

Hot Night Out #1
I walk into the room its filled with about fifty peopl male and female I noticed you sitting there at the bar I walk towards you as you turn and see me you give me a grin I walk up to you giving you a hug as I rub against you feeling your package.... mmmmmm I think to myself I will have that by the end of the night. How have you been I asked him as we chat at the bar for a hour or so catching up about how our days have been becoming a lil more and more touchy feely we get on the subject of sex and what we enjoy and deside to leave and go back to my place. boy he is in for a big suprise we walk in my house and I lead him to the stairs that lead downstairs. he asks where we going ? shhhhhhh you will see. we get to the bottom I open the door to a room that was black I turn on the a light and he sees the room painted black with red satin sheets on the bed and sex toys laying out . Get undressed I demand. As I take my clothes off leaving on my bra and panties I walk up to him grabbing his c

Giggity
So, I see this guy comment on a mumm. I went and commented to him that he's not the real giggity. This is the ensuing conversation. Bottom to top. ->giggity: Checking me out to block me, eh? ->giggity: No, but the "good for you" comment was idiotic when explaining what a comment meant... that, and I have a really good time fucking with people whose IQ are below 40. giggity: i didnt do a damn thing to you ->giggity: Because idiots like you make it impossible. giggity: why dont you go fuck off ->giggity: Good for me? Wow, you really are kind of a dunce, aren't you? giggity: good for you ->giggity: There was a well-known Fubarian here with the name Giggity for a long time. He deleted cuz he had some stuff going on in his life. HE is the real Giggity. giggity: what are you talking about · giggity rated you a '1'!

Writing Out An Orgasm?
If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry I would pen you down in sentences in paragraphs writing with the same impulses as touches centering Left the right fingering the pen to write out the G-spot You would have a multiple before reading the first word first vowel or syllable lips stirred you bite and lick pronouncing the words before you on the page like the nudity before you a big pencil believed to be mechanical Long words see length A big pencil I wish I could write on you let my lead hit your pages you have had enough typing erase all memories of that when you need some tapping of the pen to the pages which are wet and sticky together at times If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry You would always cum full circle to read anything and everything I wrote: Words ejaculated on the page In an orgy of letters That were gangbanged by punctuation The ink dripped in between the lines causing double penetration Arousing

Whore!!!
Whoremaster Needs Your Fu-Bucks! St. Patty's Day is Whoremaster's Birthday and he would like to go for the spotlight! He's whoring for BUCKS! Send him your extra bucks, NOW! Whoremaster™ Hubby to ~Master's Whore~@ fubar A BatM Creation Beauty & the Mess@ fubar

Sooooo I Got The Next 2 Days Off......
So I thought I would run the 2 Auto 11's I got back to back. Sound good? YES! Thanks So, if ya ain't doin nuthin thursday and friday, you COULD come rate my pics. Just a suggestion. Not whorin or nuthin hehe (:P)

Phish
If there is anyone that is going to be at the Asheville or Hampton shows please let me know so we can get up with each other..I will be in Hampton,Va during the 3 day Phish shows and I will be in Asheville,NC for the June 6th show fumail me and let me know thanks everyone :D Update: PHISH SUMMER TOUR 2009 06/04 - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater - Wantagh, NY 06/05 - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater - Wantagh, NY 06/06 - Comcast Center - Mansfield, MA 06/07 - Susquehanna Bank Center - Camden, NJ 06/09 - Asheville Civic Center - Asheville, NC 06/10 - Thompson-Boling Arena - Knoxville, TN 06/16 - Fox Theatre - St. Louis, MO 06/18 - Post Gazette Pavilion - Burgettstown, PA 06/19 - Verizon Wireless Music Center - Noblesville, IN 06/20 - Alpine Valley - East Troy, WI 06/21 - Alpine Valley - East Troy, WI

Carrie's In A Contest
I have entered an Auto 11 bling contest... It ends January 29 at 9pm Fu-Time... The picture with the most rates wins... Just ONE rate/re-rate and ONE comment needed... Please click the link below and help me in this contest... There is a bonus prize for the person that sends the hostess the most new friends and fans... So, please check out PebblesinAZ... R/F/A her and tell her I sent you... She's the bomb! You'll be glad you did... Hostess of the contest... Thanks bunches for your help... Have a good day... Carrie ****************************************** I will make tags this weekend for anyone that rates my picture... So, please let me know that you rated the contest pic. Bulletin Created by: Carrie Please Repost

Saturdays Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! JOHNNY { R/L B/F 2 {{!Starry!}} }@ fubar {{!Starry!}}{R/L G/F 2 JOHNNY@ fubar TERESA~OWNER OF T&H DESTROYERS ~FU-OWNED BY ^SIN^@ fubar [a.low.down.guilty.shame] [dsc]@ fubar ☆ ♥ Dawn ♥ ☆Fu-Wifey to ♫Rock Candy♫@ fubar Pantera Rawks ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐@ fubar DJ~TA~ Rock This!!@ fubar ONE&ONLY SYCHO~!~ FUBARS RESIDENT PATIENT~!~RATE SPANKERS~!~RATING REVOLUTION~!~CLU@ fubar Snack_At

Because I Needed To
Whitney's page was deleted because there were people that requested it to be. Whatever reasons they had, was selfish. I am not able to hold photos or visit her grave. I no longer can go visit her page, view her pictures, or read her blogs. So I created this. For myself and whomever wishes to stop by. Feel free to leave comments and photos. I will update the information into here so it won't float off the screen. ♥

=) Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me--- Alice Cooper Don't sing me lullabies I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes It's true, I'm doomed 'til dawn shines through Got too many things to do Got friends to see, I can't miss a thing It's true, I'm through I'm screwed, unglued I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes, I never close my eyes You see, they're always there with funny hair, Oh, I'm so scared It happens to me every night Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me They always want to take a bite Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me And if you think this isn't real I'll show you wounds that never heal To them I'm just a happy meal Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me Make the coffee black as night Help me through the night I know their appetite for me I'm meat but I'm sweet as can be And if I do too much booze I begin to snooze I hear the big old floppy shoes It's true, I'm stew, unchewed I won't clo

Important!! New Rule For Tfc
It has come to my attention there are members who are dissatisfied with the mandated rate rule. We set up this rule so that no one would be neglected who belonged to the group. We did not want people to feel unwanted because they were not rated. It appears that this is not working to the groups advantage as people are leaving the group. As of today )1/25/09) I am cancelling the rule and you may rate who you wish too. Just remember, if you do not rate someone be assured that they will not rate you back. I want everyone to be content and enjoy the friendships they have made here. I luv ya all and hope this will make everyone happy. Please comment so I know that you have read this blog and understand what is happening with the group now. Sincerely Hoakie

Should I Just F*ck You Or Make Love??
Men, I would like to pose a question to you and I hope that you will be candid enough with me to answer my question honestly. You will help the female gender out tremendously! Do you want me to say...'Baby, you make me wet and I want you so so much! Please...please MAKE LOVE to me! I'm begging you! I need you to fill me up until I explode from YOUR passion and mine! OR Do you want me to say...'Oh MY God! You are driving me insane!!! I'm so hot and needy for you! I am so so wet and my pussy aches for your attention! Please FUCK ME! PLEASE! I want you to take your beautiful cock and FUCK ME HARD until EVERY orifice on my body is filled with your cum! I want to be yours and only yours! Now...ladies...which would you prefer? Do you want a man who can make you tremble from his slightest touch...make you wet just imagining what he will do to you? OR Do you want a man who can make you ache the next day and night with his attention? P.S. I'm gonna give you a hint...I

My 8 Year Old And Her Sense Of Humor
My 8 year old daughter came home from school yesterday and announced she was now on yellow.(It's a behavior color system; green=good, yellow=so so, and red=bad)I asked her what did she do and she said I gave Curtis a Starburst. Something about this didn't seem right but she had a shit eating grin on her face I know all to well so I decided to dig a little deeper. I said you got in trouble for giving him a piece of candy? She grinned even wider and said "What had happened was, me and Carley had a Starburst wrapper and took a piece of bread from our hotdog at lunch, made it into a square shape and wrapped it inside the paper. Then we gave it to Curtis. Poor child must not have been paying attention or something because my little "angel" said he popped it in his mouth then realized it wasn't candy and went and told on her and the little girl for playing a trick on him. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I love my kids :D

Oh Man. So Funny.
i have here a photocopied article (actually its a check list) from 'Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955' "The good wife's guide" -Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. -Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. -Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. -Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. -Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a

Cavalera Conspiracy Or Testament?
This week we have two kick ass thrash bands going head to head. Is your vote for Inflikted from Cavalera Conspiracy or The Formation Of Damnation from Testament? Remember voting ends February 8th at 8 p.m. eastern time. Ok now vote!!

Auto 11 Auction For Sbgs Only
Sarge's Bad Girls Do You Want Auto 11s??? Come Bid On One ...Starting Tomorrow Morning Going Till Feb 10th... Starting Bid Will Be 1 Million Fubucks...The Requirements To Bid Are.. 1. You Have To Be A Sarge's Bad Girl.. 2. You Need To Have Either Sarge's Bad Girls Or SBGs In Your Name And Have A Bad Girl Pic Folder With A Minimum Of 25 Pics In It. Bling Will Be Given During HH. This Auction Sponsored By... Summer Click The Pic Below To Bid

Fair Warning To Everyone
I'm sick of this bullshit Vendetta I keep seeing against Hard2Handle appearing on the bulletin boards. I haven't seen a piece of negative crap written BY her posted about ANYONE anywhere yet people seem to think it is ok to keep re-posting shit they know nothing about. They also seem to think it is COOL to slander her in acheiving their goals to be top rather than working their way up themselves on their own merit. As you re-post that crap.. look real hard and take a look at the source that shit is coming from. Also look to see and think if you can recall Hard2Handle posting any crap out there herself. Even a retaliatory one. Therefore, any re-posting of such slander that I see on my board, I am going to remove you from my list. By all means, you have every right to do as you wish, just as I have every right not to support or associate myself with those who believe in that crap or play along with the damn drama!

Freak-aoke Lol
Okay so if you have never checked out my stash you might be like WTF is Freak-aoke?!?? It's my version of karaoke to an extent but done lip synch style. Basically I've done videos of me to different songs. Below are the two latest ones. I admit I'm a big dork with what I'll do to make people laugh and smile. Anyways...I want to do more videos since I'm in the mood. But I need suggestions. Check my stash if you want to see others I've done to get an idea.

*~*seemingly Pure*~*
emotions run wild yet seemingly still walk yet run to a stand still always torn yet seemingly whole mirrored but shattered the same i see beneath the scars to the flesh that has been torn i feel your unspoken pain you walk in the light but darkness has it's enternal reign...

Auto 11 Up For Auction
1 Auto 11 is up for auction Starting bid is 3 Million fubucks It will run from Friday Feb 6. Until Sunday Feb 8. Only serious bids please Fubucks must be paid before blinged Leave comment to bid

I Find This Funny
After my salutes disappeared the other day, I tried re-submitting the last one I'd done. Now bear in mind this salute had been official for over a year, then read the below message I got. "I have rejected this submission as a salute, because your sign is too small to be read properly. Please click the blog link below and follow the instructions on how to make a proper site salute." It didn't matter by the time I got this, but still made me laugh.

Uno
1. How old will you be in 5 years? 23....ZOMG! 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? I picked up my friend, we went to go eat, then to sally's beauty supply, and then i took her home. 3. How tall are you? 5'8" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Definitely not my crazy spring classes..but I am looking forward to the money..heh 5. What's the last movie you saw? Theaters - Underworld: Rise of the Lycans TV- Not Another Teen Movie 6. Who was the last person you called? Claudia 7. Who was the last person to call you? My mother. 8. What was the last text message you received? Pete, he's annoying. 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? It's been awhile since i've recieved one. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? text unless it's phone sex! 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? I was online? 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? They're 'marrie

Decision
I've decided that when my VIP expires 7th April I won't be renewing it. I was kinda torn on the idea because I do enjoy finding pics and making up folders but then looked at the overall of the VIP and pic quantity and came to the conclusion there is little point having as many pics up as that. Its very similar to having so many friends that you cant possibly speak to them or comment every day or you would be glued to the screen! lol! I am not going to go on about the autos cause you all know what I think about how they have changed the site and I am fully aware that these wont get removed as they are the main money spinner on fubar. Porl has already taken the decision to not renew his, and I know of other friends that are also doing the same, I would much rather have 320 pics up that mean something than have all these ezee rate pics, fubar tried to do something about them by slowing down the rating but the ezee pics still remain, some are so tiny you cant even make out what

Randoms
I'm bored, let's see what I can come up with here. 1. I wear dress shirts most every day, even with jeans. (see two newest photos) 2. I capitalize things when I type, even if no one will ever see it. 3. I recently broke the habit of saying Yah instead of Yeah. 4. I think silver stuff looks better than gold stuff. 5. I eat breakfast foods as desert. (Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Poptarts: Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Notice a trend.) 6. I hate cinnamon gum, go figure. 7. I just recently discovered it pisses me off when people assume it's "mom" who cares for the kids. I changed more than my share of diapers, blown on scrapped knees, and kissed lots of things to make them feel better. Damn you, give psuedo-dads credit too. 8. I'm socially awkward, and I'm ok with that. 9. It bugs me when my money doesn't face the same way, and I hate for it to wrinkle. 10. I wear a watch, but don't ever use it to tell time. 11. I like ice in my milk. 12. I've bought more food for my friend's hous

Just A Quick Hello Or Something.
I'm only going to be around for about 30 minutes. I have to get ready for work, work until 4, spend a little time with the boys, get ready again, then go bowling. I won't be back on here again until 10 or after. Just wanted to tell everyone Good Morning and Have a great weekend. I'm too lazy to leave comments.

Im It!!!!!..........tagged By Top Knotch
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink too much Mt Dew 2. I have never met my father 3. I dont own a phone 4. I am emotional trainwreck at times 5. i love reptiles....I wish to own a large lizard...... 6. i love boobs...and a nice ass doesnt hurt either( as if you all dont know that ) 7. As a teenager, i was walking along looking at some chick and walked dead into a pole with a bunch of my friends witnessing the entire ordeal..*embarrasing!!!!!!!!!* 8. I need a car 9. i love Italian food 10. I think the female form is the ultimate form of art.......... I dont know who else got tagged so im just gonna leave it at that.......

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Lol
well ,all of us mummers (well a lot of us ) saw the mumm about why all of us hate dj's (i don't hate all of them, just the ones who post mumms trying to start drama ),well my comments to DJLuscious sparked this shoutbox convo between us which i find absolutely hilarious since she thinks she's so tough and all ♥Dj Lucious♥ @ PURGATORY DANCE P... Buzz Meter: 100% - sh*t faced! Level: Disciple (26) Gender: Female, 34 Location: Fond Du Lac, WI Status: Online (MY AUTOS ARE ON till 12 PM FUTIME) ♥Dj Luciou...: and yet you still think you know me huh FUCK OFF FAG ->♥Dj Luciou...: darlin ,you are just words on a screen lol ♥Dj Luciou...: FAG U ARE BLOCKED ♥Dj Luciou...: I dont care and fuck you ->♥Dj Luciou...: i bet you can't even get your damn leg that high lmfao ->♥Dj Luciou...: bring it big girl ,,!,, i see the pussy deleted his mumm ♥Dj Luciou...: FUCK YOU ILL STOMP YOUR FACE IN WITH MY STEEL TOED BOOT BITCH she

For Fun. Taken From Stephy.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sherry H. 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) Marie Clay 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; Charles Edward 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) HolSh 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Cat 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) Marie Lexington 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The Pink Margarita 8.FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) Shnd 9.ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) None Emerald 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) Toby Wells 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Sheizzle 12.GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Calico 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, favorite candy) Warm Vanilla Su

Anyone Want To?
I just activated my Auto-11s, and I need a spiffy bulletin. I'd make one for myself, but no one ever reads them, lol. Let's make it interesting, make me one and I'll either bling you or give you FuBucks. What do ya say???? EDIT:Thanks Misterfeet for pointing out my mistake, lol.

Legg Salute Week Blingbux Winners
The Winners Are….. Chiina_Whiite The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 3 MIL Fubux. 1.5 MIL ~ǝɐuǝɐu~ 750k Pî§Çè§1971 375k ♥HisSweetObsession♥ The 6 Winners of 150k FuBux Random Daily Drawing are: DAY 1 SherryMH™ aka HOT NANA SuperStarrPrincess justachickinpa DAY 2 PoeticAngelPrincess @@CUDDLEZ GREETER

Metalheads Get Involved Seriously!
Now that I have your attention I need your votes!! This week it's Dream Evils album The Book Of Heavy Metal up against Eidolon's Apostles Of Defiance. Our listeners are very important to us and we want you to get involved!! Voting begins tonight and ends Sunday March 1st at 8 p.m. eastern time.

Breaking My Cherry...
Tuesday at noon Fubar time I will be breaking my autos cherry for the first time. Any and all help will be appreciated, and I will be randomly blinging heavy hitters. I will post another blog the day of, but wanted to give a heads up. Thanks in advance. - Danorok™

Dont Ever Think You Are Not In My Thoughts
Just sometimes Life gives you a shake I have had a very bad week My 15 yr old daughter went missing well she ran away do to the fact that she allowed a homeless friend to hide out in our basement that i knew nothing about she thought she was helping them by giving them a place to stay and food to eat well this person stole all my grandmothers jewelry and money from me my daughter so upset she took off she is staying with a very good friend now and we are working things I thought about my friends here often i just wasnt up to being here a lot of you mean more to me then just names on a screen and i know you would of been there for me i just wasn't able to bring myself to say anything i am still finding it very hard to be here you have been my pillar of strength through it all and Priceless thank you for all the late night break downs too luv you

What A Change!
Awhile Ago On yearbook, a man among many others befriended me, when I seen this man's picture like i would any other man i would find QUITE ALLURING and Sexy, I grrred to myself and whistled LOL. Of Course with the way this man looked, I thought to myself there is NO WAY! in hell this man would EVER be interested in me! Well every so often I would float back and forth between Fubar and Yearbook. And One Day I was Checking My Yearbook messages and there HE WAS! in my message box! I was like woa! I read it and HE GAVE ME HIS TEXT right away! I was taken by shock. But of course I played a little coy hehehehe and didn't want to seem overly eager. So I replied back, "Why would you send me your # when I don't even know your name". He replies my name is "Christopher". So every so often words were exchanged between the two of us. Silently liking this man. Then He asked if he could meet me. And I said yes. We FINALLY met after clearing up some misunderstandings that

Nsfw Pics..........crybaby
OK I'M A LITTLE PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!! TO WHOEVER SENT ONE OF MY PICS AS NSFW IS A REAL FUKING BABY AND NEEDS TO GROW UP, BETTER YET NOT BE ON FUBAR!! TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS NSFW! I TRIED TO POSR A PIC OF IT, BUT I CANT I'M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT PIC I'M TALKING ABOUT IT'S IN MY FUNNY SHIT ALBUM.....IT'S THE "BITCHOLOGY" PIC IT'S ABOUT HALF WAY THRU THE ALBUM. I MARKED MOST OF MY NSFW NOW AND FRIENDS ONLY. YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOUR GOING TO BITCH ABOUT THAT PIC AND IT OFFENDS YOU....YOU SHOULNR FUCKING BE ON FUBAR YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, FIND A FUCKING LIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE! SO IF THE PERSON WHO CRIED ABOUT THE PIC HAS THE BALLS ENOGH TO COME FORWARD....BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER! To the rest of you, my fu family and friends I Love you all.

I'm Baaackkkkk
Well, everything seems to have gone very routinely. They removed one lymph node to biopsy; I will have pathology results by next Thursday. I'm already missing my morphine button I have percocet, but i'm not allowed to take it for another 1/2 hour... in quite a bit of pain at this point. It's quite shocking to look down and see just how lopsided I am. There is a tissue expander in place with a small amount of saline in it; it's probably about a b cup at this point. I'm also really tired because I seem to be having an allergy to one of the meds I'm on... so I'm taking benadryl on top of narcotics. Yay for sleepy sleepy time. That's all I can think of to say at the moment... Please, all you women, take the time to do breast self-exams monthly and get your mammograms!

Gtfo
You know Ive been around the fu for awhile, and Ive met some pretty cool people. I generally can tell between those who are "real" and those people who want to be your friend either so they can see you naked on cam one day...or so they can go run their fucking mouths off to other people about your personal business. Some people prove themselves to be both of those all wrapped up nice and neat with a big bow on it that says "will fuck you over". Well personally I am tired of the bullshit. MORE than tired. What Ive learned here is to trust NOBODY because they will even make shit up to make you look bad. THEN they will pretend to be your friend while you go cry, and secretly snicker in the corner somewhere because they one-upped you. Well guess WHAT people...this is the BIG FUCK YOU. You'll not get close to me anymore, and certainly Ill not give you ammunition to shoot me in the head. Ive had enough pain and suffering for this year already, and those of you who know just how much

Been Thinking...
SO I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT MY LIFE LATELY. HAD SOME DAMN GOOD TIMES, AND RECENTLY SOME FUCKING AWFUL TIMES. ALL IN ALL THOUGH I'M PROUD OF BEING ME. I'VE SEEN AND DONE THINGS OTHERS ONLY DREAM ABOUT, AND PROUD OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE GOTTEN TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS IN MY LIFE. GOOD OR BAD ALL OF THEM HAVE MADE ME THE PERSON THAT I AM. SOME THINK OF ME AS AN ASSHOLE, OTHERS THINK I'M A DECENT PERSON, WHERE THEY GOT THAT IDEA FROM I WILL NEVER KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS I'M HAPPY, LONELY AT TIMES, YES, BUT DAMN IT I'M AM HAVING A BLAST. I READ MY BOOKS, WATCH MY MOVIES, THINK MY THOUGHTS AND ALL TOGATHER JUST ENJOY DOING WHATEVER. YOU MIGTH ASK WHY I AM WRITING THIS, WELL I ENDED UP READING MY FAVORITE POEM AGAIN, AND IN READING IT I THOUGH FUCK YEAH. I'M NOT GOING OUT WEAK!! I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BEST FUCKING TIME I CAN, WHEN I CAN. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE PEOM, IT'S POSTED BELOW. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU READ IT, AND APPLY IT TO YOUR LIFE. PEACE OUT AND SHIT FOR NOW.-BILL. How Did You Die?

We Have A Little Problem..
I feel like a fucking recording have to repeat all the time.So here is repeat again. I get so fucking tired of people thinking they own me or I am with them.This is the internet & until we meet up it is what it is.I see status all the time of people letting me know how they feel about what I am doing.Yes I ask then they tell me it was for me.It is fucking crazy. I do not live on this fucking thing and will not stay on all day I have other things to do,but when I am here I like to have fun.That is it.I do not wish to talk about my private life or what is going on,if I do then I will tell you.I will no feel isolated again like I did before it will not happen I will just start taking you off list and blocking I don't give a fuck if we known each other long time or not. When I am in my lounge I am what I am.Sometimes I talk sexual,sometimes I have orgasms ,but it is hard and sometimes I just like to have a friendly chat,but if your ass is coming in there to spy on me or see what I do th

Shake Ya Lulz
1]How tall are you barefoot? about 5'10 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Amazing band ♥ 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? This situation has not happened more than once so not really 6] What do you think of your friends? I have those?€ 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? These are a few of my favorite things 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water 9] Do you do push-ups? girlie ones 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? nope 11] Are you vegetarian? lulz bacon! 12] Do you like painkillers? heck yes. 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? titties n ass 14] Do you own a knife? a steak knife 15] Do you have A.D.D. SHINY *o* 16] Date Of Birth? Dec 30 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: My throat hurts, God I need to get my homework done, and i need booze 18] Name the last 3 things you have bought? Rock Star, Amp,

Dog Day Afternoon
Okay, I'm a first time dog owner and still learning. A few months ago I bought my dog some bones with raw meat on them. It sounded like a good idea at the time but it gave her diarrhea and she shit all over my carpets. Well, I thought maybe I just gave her too many in a short period of time so I decided to try again with one small little lamb bone. How bad could it be right? I mean, they sell these things in fine pet stores. I thought I'd be smart this time and "just in case", I'd tie her to a standing cabinet in the kitchen. That way, if she poops, not that big of a deal, just wipe up the floor. Well, needless to say she did, and apparently she really wanted to get away from it because she pulled the cabinet so hard it sent several decent bottles of red wine crashing down to the kitchen floor. I came home to broken bottles and puddles of red wine in my kitchen mixed with shit. Shit tracked into my dinning room and into the living room. I spent 3 hours cleaning it up. Moped

I Did It Anyway
I don't have much time, but I just had to. Thanks a lot Tawny...lol 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? Ummm...1 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, None 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? No...lol 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? Yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? From behind. 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Never been arrested 10. Ever been in rehab? No. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Well, there was this one time... 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No lol 13. Last time you masterbated? Last night. 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? nope 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Johnny Depp 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yes, when i was a full-time mommmy

Sex Survey, Created On Demand. Hells Yeah.
Twenty Questions on Kink (Well, some are related, so not really 20, but stfu) 1. Let's start fairly basic. Have you ever fantasised about complete loss of control during sex, IE, objectification or total power exchange? Yup. 2. If you were a slippery fucker in the last question and didn't specify which, which one? And have you actually done it? The latter. Yes. Both ways, in fact, though I'm not very good at submission. I end up topping from the bottom. 3. "Dirty fucking bastard" / "Filthy little fucking whore". Dyou fantasise about talking REALLY filthy during sex? Hells yes. 4. Ever actually do it? (Insert amusing story here if you have one.) Fuck yes, but mostly because of the reaction it causes in those who enjoy being on the receiving end of it. - One time I got over-excited after a breakup during rebound sex and called a girl a kinky little bitch. My ex had loved it. The new girl... didn't. Whoops. 5. Ever been to hospital as a direct result of sex? S

Masturbation?
So, the E! True Hollywood story on Jenna Jameson is on, yippee!!! Thank gawd it's old cause she looks like a worn out crack head lately. I need some new porn links, got any good one's? And hallelujah that T.O. is gone, maybe we'll do better next season. p.s. John (Radio is hosting an Ides of March auction, so if you enjoy selling your soul for fake stuff on a internet profile, let him know. K, thx!!

Anniversary Happy Hour
It is me! Sexy Skittle Pirate Jolly Roger! And, it is my 1 yr. Anniversary!! Come join the celebration! Happy Hour Tuesday, March 10th @ 10am fu-time! Be there to show him lots of love! Click this link! This blog brought to you by Sexy Skittle girl ¢¾Dragonphyre¢¾

And People Wonder Why I Dont Like Religion
A NINE-YEAR-OLD girl who was carrying twins, allegedly after being raped by her stepfather, underwent an abortion today despite complaints from Brazil's Roman Catholic church. Police said the stepfather has been jailed since last week, the Associated Press (AP) reported. Abortion is illegal in Brazil, but judges can make exceptions if the mother's life is in danger or the fetus has no chance of survival. Fatima Maia, director of the public university hospital where the abortion was performed, said the 15-week-old pregnancy posed a serious risk to the 36-kilogram girl, AP reported. "She is very small. Her uterus doesn't have the ability to hold one, let alone two children," Ms Maia told the Jornal do Brasil newspaper. But Marcio Miranda, a lawyer for the Archdiocese of Olinda and Recife in northeastern Brazil, said the girl should have carried the twins to term and had a cesarean section, AP reported. News Source

Wow..just Wow
Not from the shout box, but a friend request. I think some people put way too much thought in it. From Date Message ACCEPT DENY mizaalmo Online (Online) 2009-03-11 00:11:51 I'M RAY FROM BELFAST MAINE I WISH SO MUCH WE LIVED CLOSER. BECAUSE I HAVE VERY GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE REASON MEN FALL IN LOVE I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU, BUT WHEN I SAW THOSE DEEP BEAUTIFUL EYES, AND THAT SEXY, BUT VERY SWEET SMILE, I FELT I WAS DREAMING. BECAUSE I CAN TELL IN THOSE EYES THAT U R AS SWEET INSIDE AS BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE TO THE EYES. I SAID TO MYSELF THIS WOMAN SHOULD HAVE A MAN SPENDING HIS LIFE SPOILING HER. I KNOW I AM PROBABLY NOT YOUR TYPE, BUT I WOULD REALLY ENJOY CHATTING WITH YOU SOMETIME. JUST SEND ME A QUICK , IF YOU WOULD, SO I KNOW I AM NOT DREAMING . IT WOULD B NICE IF WE COULD CHAT SOMETIME, AND WE COULD ADD EACH OTHER AS A FRIEND RAY

Randomness
so.. i am sewing some medieval clothes right now for hubby and myself... My sewing machine bit my finger (the little screw you use to tighten the needle in slammed into my thumb) and then when i was using a hand needle to close a seam.. it shoved into my cuticle cause of my dog jumping on the bed... cat starts trying to play with the fabric.. and he bites it then pulls.. which in turn rakes needles across my leg sewing is a dangerous job! oh.. and btw.. I have lost a total of 13.5 pounds since january... JOY!

Pet Peeve At Work
I fuckin HATE it when I am working at the front desk, and someone sits in a chair right across from me, and watches me while I'm working. WTF?? It happens once in a while, and drives me absolutely fuckin nuts. I really feel like sayin "would you like to take a pic? It will last longer?" The chairs are there for people to sit and wait to get checked in, and we have a whole lobby with couches, armchairs, etc. But these morons need to plop their asses 5 feet away from my face, and observe my every move like a buncha jackals. How annoying, and yet I can't friggin say anythin.

Fuckin Whores Or Lack Of
cherry bomb was semi successful, glad i was able to hit all the friends that i did if i missed you i`m sorry, don`t take it as a personal stab, i was just following who was in mmms and my bartab you mummerfuckers need to get some e z rate folders, most of you non whores have a largest folder of 14 thank you tew for the bomb, love ya lady

Who Are You?
You Are Investigative You don't let anyone sway your view without a sound argument. You have an investigative characteristic and you constantly ask questions. You may want to major in Engineering, Information Technology, or in any of the Sciences. You want to be a Biochemist, Engineer, or Information Scientist. Who Are You? MySpace Quizzes at PimpSurveys.com

Got Milf?
I love to cam on the weekends and now that I'm on here, I have found that there are lots of men who are in their early 20's interested in "getting to know" me better. I mean these guys are under 25 years old. I've asked some other friends about why this is and the answer always comes back to experience and maturity. Are they right or is it something else? I am just curious... What does a 20 something man want with an almost 42 something woman?

Anti-fubar
Let me get this straight....You hate fubar, yet you have a profile and are on fubar daily....While your on fubar you bitch and moan about how much you hate fubar.. Why the fuck are you on fubar then? I'll be the first to tell you that me and the fu have had our ups and downs. It's not the website you hate. It's the people on it. So block the people that suck and eventually all you'll have left are the good people. Maybe your problem is your not getting attention. What you fail to realize is that unless you spend a decent amount of time rating people, the only way you'll get attention without doing that is to whore yourself out or spend money on fubar. Not being able to afford the things on fubar is not fubars fault. Why blame them because your not financially able to spend money on fubar? Perhaps you should blame yourself instead. You work (one would hope) for a living and make your own money. So if you can't afford to spend money on fubar then that's no ones fault but your o

Day 2
well technically it's day 3 of me getting my body in shape. i'm heading to the gym in a few. second time i'll be going without being forced woo! i've survived so far. i'm starting off with two times a week. i was going to go this friday but i'm driving back home next week i'll go three times a week. then after a few weeks of that i'll go 4 times. fun stuff. my goal is to lose 15lbs. wish me luck

Tonight's Specials Part 2
And tonight's specials are.. Fried Crawfish App Breaded crawfish, deep fried and served with a trio of dipping sauces. (The breading was simple - bread crumbs, parmesan, dried basil, garlic, and oregano. The sauces were - hot sauce, marinara sauce, and a jalapeno tartar sauce.) Chicken Florentine Two chicken breasts topped with a mixture of spinach, feta, ricotta, and fresh herbs, light marinara sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Served with a choice of pasta. (I use this spinach mixture with a few other items as well. With the fresh dill and fresh mint, it's very tasty.) Tortellini Homemade tortellini stuffed with ricotta cheese, served in a light mushroom cream sauce. (Yes, just like the gnocchi, I make these from scratch as well. The sauce consists of caramelized onions, mushrooms, Grand Marnier, whipping cream, and parmesan.) Tuna Bruschetta Fresh Ahi tuna fillet, pan-seared and topped with a chutney of tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and a hint of balsa

Lmao, I Knew I Wasn't Girly
below 40 = not girly above 40 = girly above 55 = paris hilton []My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted. [x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. [x] My favorite toy as a child were barbies/bratz. [ ] My favorite color is pink or purple. [ ] I did Gymnastics. [] I love skirts. [] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop. [] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. [] I love chocolate. TOTAL SO FAR: 2 [x] My hair is mostly always straightened [] I usually go shopping once a week. [X] I love to hang out with friends. [x] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace. [] I've gone to a tanning salon. [] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim. [x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. [] I watch Gossip Girl [] I change my profile picture weekly. [] I wear a shower cap

Spooked
There are some weird things going on at a hotel I work at. Its a 30 yr building, but was renovated 3 yrs ago. Last week the head of the Housekeeping was in his office next to the HK laundry room, when the lights started going on and off, and then he says he heard some whispering sounds. He darted outta there in a second, and ran to the lunchroom. A maintenance guy was fixing something in a room on a 3rd (last) floor, when he heard the dishwasher shake , and the dishes in cupboards rattle. He opened the cupboard, and the there was a cup in there that was spinning. Ofcourse I suspect BS, altho the maint guy is REALLY not a person to make shit up like that. At all So, 2 nights ago I had to get something from the electrical room, and conveniently the light switch is on the other side of the room. So I feeling my way through all the crap in there in the dark (2 30 am), when...something catches my shirt from the back! I freaked out like crazy, and swung my arm around in horror.

Taking A Long Break
First, I want to let everyone know, first hand?..No one has done anything to me. No one has offended, pissed me off or hurt my feelings, or create some silly drama. For reasons of my own, I've resigned from Rating Revolution. I didn't want to do that, but...it's not fair to them, if I can't give a little of my time to help level, other then honor DOD for the day. That isn't fair. This is a great leveling family, with one heck of a boss man and boss lady. They've a family and work, and fully understand that we have a real life outside of the net!! My time is consumed by a 2 yr. old little rascal, who I love and adore completely. As most of you know, he's now potty trained, and with that in mind, he needs to go on a regular basis, to "instill" the learning. On top of that, he is very hoggish with my time. LOL. And we are learning right now too. I'm teaching him is numbers and letters. He's doing great. Ok enough of that, you all get the general idea. I have noticed, tha

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Challenge
It was a challenge. While he had initially refused to let her tie his hands behind his back, the challenge existed nonetheless. And she was very convincing. Very, very convincing. After he had stopped panting, she had smirkingly bound his wrists and sprawled out on the bed, arching her body in a way that any heterosexual man would definitely call "alluring". You see, his personal preference was for her hands to be behind her back... and so she had suggested - with inverted commas - that he could damn well do the same. He liked a challenge. He begin with her earlobe; an unlikely starting spot, some might say, but just as good as any other. Lips tug at it slightly, tonguetip tickling the sensitive edge with a slow swish of contact. And then her neck. Nibbles. Bites. Little trailing patterns of warm, wet flesh - the tip of his tongue dancing lightly after each little bite. Just hard enough to make the redness rise. He grunted under his breath, fingers wriggling behind hi

He Wanted In Here Bad!
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Raaaant
nsfw cause i might say fuck alot i want to punch my husband, cause on the days we have to do stuff, he still dont get out of bed till noon. his mom left me a bitchy message, because i didnt call her back, i dont have her fucking phone number, and if my phone goes straight to voice mail it doesnt show on my call list. and its FUCKING SNOWING AGAIN!!!!! and me and the kids have to walk to the store. i hate michigan and everything right at the moment

Hell Monkey
My daughter has this bizarre need to have any kind of food in some sort of tupperware both w/ a cover on it. She refuses to eat anything out of a bag or box. I have no idea how this OCD started but I was just looking for a bowl to put some leftovers in and literally couldn't find one. I went into her closet and in there is 8 different kinds of candy/snacks stacked in the corner. All of it sorted by size and color. I think I have a little Marc Summers on my hands..yikes!

*refresher*
This is just a reminder for all the girls that are members of the group. As our mission statement has said since the beginning of forming the group, we are bonded together by many different aspects as women. Some of us are mothers, full-time employees, battling medical issues, with and without child, housewives, single, committed, married, divorced. Regardless of what category you fall into, we all come into busy moments in our lives that fubar is the last thing on our minds. This group was not created to make sure you have help with your contests, to make sure you level when you want, or to keep your page re-rated weekly. We are simply a bunch of girls trying to do our best to help each other out when time permits. No one in this group gets paid to take the time out of their day to do so, and we never had the intent of requiring it. I'm sorry if you mistaken this "family" for a rating or leveling group but we're just girls, trying to form friendships, give a shoulder t

Pistols At Dawn: Pedro Gets Into A Disagreement
A few years ago I was part of a project that had me working with what we call “end users” in the I/T industry. These are the people that get the glorious benefits of our service, though from their perspective, they only need to call us when something goes wrong. Those overnighters we pull to make sure everything is working in the morning go unnoticed, unheralded, and in most cases unrewarded, but back to my story. We were pushing out a large upgrade to all the desktops and laptops in the company, which in most cases meant some software had to be re-installed on the end user’s PC. I was one of the lead techs in the project, and not to toot my own horn, I was pretty damned good at it. I was in our area, just working on a couple things, when the Project Manager, Larry, walked in and asked me if I could go take a look at someone who said they were having a problem. It wasn’t one that I had originally looked at, but I usually got the second look calls, because I could work through them

03-31-09 Today's Joke!
A drunk guy invites his friends in for a tour of his new apartment after they drove him home after the bar they all were at - had closed ... Showing them his living room, the kitchen; then staggering up stairs to show his bath / guest room then he opens the door to master bedroom . . . His guest all glance at each other with a puzzled look as they all notice this huge GONG right beside his bed. Amused, one of the drunken host guest speaks up: "Hey, whats with the big GONG beside you bed?" "Gong?" the drunk replies in a slurring manner. "Thats not a gong, THAT'S A TALKING CLOCK"! "A talking clock"? His guest say in unison, looking at each other with a puzzled look. Holding up his finger as to continue, He stumbles over picking up the big mallet . . . Then he strikes the the GONG. As his friends keep a now more questioned glare at their host actions. Awaiting echo of the gong to end ...

My European Angel
This is a wonderful conversation. I changed the name for more laughs and less drama I wrote a script to change her name to lady I'm too lazy to go in and change when i spoke to my name so... lady = her ->lady = me lady: well, since i have a cunt...shouldn;t i be 1 ->lady: clearly not lady: why mr. big stuff..explain ->lady: nah, I don't need to explain, thank though lady: i have cunt...i be cunt... lady: treated like cunt...act like cunt...you ->lady: good luck with that, thanks lady: then get off my page ->lady: I'm on your page now? wow magic lady: then enjoy i have zero to hide ->lady: you just told me to get off a page I've never been to? are you an idiot lady: sorry ->lady: I forgive you. lady: should i say get off m mumm? lady: or you don't want to chitty chat....since you sb'd me lady: well then why are we taling lady: *talking ->lady: busterxxoo: well, since i have a cunt...shouldn;t i be 1 lady: oh yeah...then go away youngin' ->lady: oh thank you for

Randomness
Ohhh the blog format thing is neato now! Onto why I'm writing this. What the heck is this about? What's up with all the bagheads checking me out? I got to thinking, I know what I've gone through and put up with this past week. I really want to know how the top members put up with it all the time. The hundreds of messages, photo comments, private messages, etc. It's ridiculous and hard has hell to keep up. Why is the world would anyone want to put up with that hassle week in and week out? It hardly seems worth it. By the way, I'm top chick of the week #10! WOOHOO! I love my friends and family on here so much! You guys have no idea how much you all mean to me. I'll be making some sort of a tribute to the everyone who helped me get spotlight this weekend. Since the sabotage and all the catching up of this week, I'm running a little behind on that and I apologize. Enough rambling, sorry. I just like this new blog format! *hugs*

My Child...
My oldest child is a theif. Yeah. Not sure where he gets it from. Found out yesterday he was stealing fake money from his classroom and when he got busted by the teacher, he admitted to stealing other things. In the past few months, that he admitted to, he's stolen fake money, blocks, small circles, and bears. When he got home he told me that he'd actually stolen some stuffed Dora doll from some girl on his school bus. He'd told me that some other girl on his bus had given all of those other things. Thanks to his thiefery and lying he's not allowed to do anything in the class Easter party or have recess today. He's pissed about that, but I told him he knew better, lol. Also his punishment here is that if he doesn't straighten up at school, he won't be allowed to go to the beach with his grandparents. When he told my Mother and Step-dad about it, I was told that I was a bad Mother. I guess I shouldn't have punished my child..... Oh well, I didn't raise a thief or a liar. Bow

Balls
->Tommy: ummm....I have a wonderful man already, but thanksTommy: i wanted u 2 make me 1 and can u help me get level 21 ill be ur man->Tommy: why do you ask?Tommy: ha->Tommy: uhhhhhh that's a weird questionTommy: 3 hours from there lol u do boobs salutes->Tommy: near TupeloTommy: central ms u->Tommy: where in MS?Tommy: hey i live in mississippi 2 whts up Side note: he's a level 19...

My First And Last Auction !!! Going On Now.
Soo its times for my first auction!! heres the link to it which has already started I think a couple hours ago. all the fubucks if any that I win are going to Sugas spotlight fund cus I dont really do shit with them anywho. so heres the link! take a peek atleast people:P later days!

Me Gusto
Pigeon Caye, Honduras - March 2, 2009 In the nameless little baleada cafe, I overheard someone say "me gusta." I asked J to translate, and he said it means "my pleasure" or "it pleases me." "What would it mean if I said 'me gusto'?" "I please me."This is true, too.

..friends..
This is actually a MuMM but I dare not post it for the public. I'd get eaten alive.. not to mention, I'm hoping to get some actual advice here.. Anyhow.. Here it is.. About 9 years ago I met a couple that lived next to me. I became very fast friends with them and they eventually became my best friends. Their names were Leah and Jeremy. After a few years they broke up and Leah moved away to the east coast. Jeremy dated my cousin for anout a year after that. When my cousin and Jeremy broke up he met another woman name Mindy. Jeremy was a musician. He was a lead singer of a band. For 5 years I attended nearly every show he ever played. I still think his band is amazing and listen to their CD's to this very day. I was as close to Jeremy as I was to my own Brother. He has 2 boys that call me and my g/f Aunt and Uncle.. In December of 06' Jeremy shows up on my doorstep on a Sunday morning. He asks me if I've seen the news this morning and I say I havn't. He asks if my g/f is home,

Idiots
In a college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?'Yep, these are the same 18 year olds that just elected the new President of the United States. Amazing...

Fk You
Alright let me start from the begining well for one i started talking to this great guy well he seemed that way at the time.. were listening to each others problems just talking on yim and all that for a while then after a week or so we started to talk on the phone, but i didn't actualy think anything was going to come out of it cause at the time i was dealing with other shit and he was just there to talk to but the more i talked to him the more i liked him which seemed that he did like me as well so we agreed to be seeing each other yeah yeah long distance stuff never works 2 months go by im growing more fond of him which he now says i was clingy to him but almost 3 months i fell for this guy which was weird cause i hadnt felt like that about anyone in so long..an now..i was scared to tell him an when i did he told me the same NEEDLESS TO SAY i found out he lied about that claimed he was going to come an visit me on my birthday in february..which he said he got in a car a

,l, (-_-) ,l, How Do You Fly The Fu?!?!?! Contest
I'm gonna have my first contest!!! All it will take to enter it is lettin me rip or recon a picture like good ole Johnny Cash's!!!When i get 250 entries for my How You Fly The FU! album I'm gonna have a Happy Hour and give away two 35 credit blings. Ya can choose between the auto 11 or the cherry bomb. One bling will go to the entry that has the most rates after the Happy Hour. So its up to you to promote your picture... I'll repost bulletins for everyone as i am fair and well it helps me out as well. The second bling will go to people who bomb the album durin my Happy Hour. How's I'll do that is Fubar sends a message for every bomb and the order in which i get bombed is the number that person receives. I'll put the numbers in a hat and draw then on cam in Bad Habitz Radio lounge after The Happy Hour... Disclaimer- Its my first contest so bare with me... I think my rules are fair but open to suggestions to make it better!!!!

Hilarious Book
So I am just wonderin if any of you have read Denis Leary's new book? I am just now in the prologue and am LMFAO. Give it a glance..it is worth it. BTW.. it is called 'Why we Suck..a feel good guide to staying fat,loud, lazy, and stupid'

I've Got A Great Deal For You
Ok I have fubucks, those of you needing fubucks, I have a great deal for you...I will pay top fubuck dollars for auto 11's bling packs blasts and tickers...We can negotiate the amounts for any of the items listed above...If you're not interested in trading and know someone who might be, please by all means link them here...Thank you so much for reading this...Hugsss Tina

The 3 That Should Not Be.
I LOVE THIS GAME MORE THAN I'VE EVER LOVED A HUMAN The fact that it gives me the rush, the feeling of total anarchy and hopelessness that can only be found within the movies it's based on, is an incredible joy in which mere words can never explain. Fighting off horde after horde of undead, knocking a hunter off a downed teammate, or hitting it out of the air before it gets to you, brings a smile you could not get from me otherwise. Popping a boomer as it waddles out from its hiding space. Or running backwards from a tank, pumping it full of lead, as it desperately tries to destroy you before it is finally slumped over and expired, Is a rush that drugs, sex, extreme sports, and anything else could never give. But like any other game where other people are involved, sometimes, it can be rather....stressful. One such instance, was when I began my attempt at surviving each of the four chapters on expert. Anyone who has played this game can tell you, its not simple. The zombies hit ha

Don't Call Yourself A Master If You Can't Dominate An Add Request.
ok... wow, bottom up as usual. i'm sure you know how to read this shit by now. - background on the conversation - i noticed the symbol, i read the profile, i sent an add request stating basically who i am and what i do and don't fuckin deal with as far as rates and shit, because the name stated to read the profile before adding. also keep in mind, the profile didn't state anything about PMs.... which i was going to point out to him but he blocked me after telling me to grow up and calling me a slut. and i have no idea how to cut and paste shit into these new blogs so bear with me if this takes a sec. Master Met...: how bout growin up slut -> Master Met...: calling me "missy" isn't providing it either. -> Master Met...: mutual means providing it when you expect it. Master Met...: damm right.. your a 'switch' then pay attn it clearly states PM ONLY.. if your in this lifestyle youd best adhere to mutual respect missy -> Master Met...: wow, nevermind, you c

Hell...
Ok....so ya all know I lost my privileges a couple months back thanks tomy #1 obsessed fan...well I still have no globals...I have written support...I have written scrapper...so I guess my question is who do I have to blow to get them back? I have not gotten a response from either...but they have been read. BTW...SHE has hers back...so wtf? ay ideas?

Why I Lost My Glo-balls...
On April 20th, I made a MuMM to break from all the "Should I get high?" MuMMs that were being posted. I made a MuMM that was actually a POLL asking about unemployment. Though I DIDN'T make it NSFW (I'm not use to choosing that option), my MuMM/poll DID draw some intelligent comments and such. So now, as I wait for my glo-balls to get off probation, I click on yet ANOTHER MuMM/poll and wish it was mine.... *tears*

Jack Bauer
- When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. - The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. - The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition. - MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one. - If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. - Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first. - Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100

What Happened!!!
I AM GETTING ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO AFTER THEY SEE MY PICS THEY ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEGS SO HERES WHAT HAPPENED LOL I WAS BORN WITH SPINA BIFIDA THEREFORE THE SENSATION IN MY LEGS WAS NOT SO GREAT TO BEGIN WITH. I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TIME AND WORKING AT MICKEY D'S. I ENDED UP WORKING A 23 HOUR SHIRT AND WHEN I CAME HOME AND TOOK OFF MY LEG BRACES I HAD OPEN PRESSURE SORES ON BOTH LEGS. I ENDED UP FIGHTING THOSE SAME SORES FOR A LITTLE OVER 3 YEARS. THEY GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS LIVING IN EXCRUTIATING PAIN EVERY DAY STILL WORKING A 40 HOUR WORK WEEK (HAD JOB AT A HOSPITAL FOR 2 1/2 YEARS WITH THE SORES) NEVER ONCE MISSING A DAY OF WORK WITH THE SORES. THEY WERE BAD ENOUGH FOR WELL OVER A YEAR THAT YOU COULD SEE BONE WITH THE NAKED EYE. A SEVERE STAPH INFECTION SET IN THAT ALMOST KILLED ME AND AT THAT POINT YES I COULD HAVE KEPT FIGHTING THE SORES BUT I WAS TIRED OF LIVING IN PAIN AND FIGURED THEY PROBABLY MAKE BETTER LEGS THAN THE ONES I HAD ANYWAY. SO ON SEPT 13 2006 I FOLLO

Privacy Information For Lounge Owners
If you run a lounge here on fubar you will be interested to know that we've given you more options for your lounge privacy. Previously we offered only public and private (member & invite only) modes of lounge privacy. We now offer the following options: 1) public - everyone may view or enter your lounge 2) users must be logged in to enter (view) lounge (no more ghosting your lounge by logged out users!) 3) users must have salute to enter lounge - help keep your lounge free of fakes 4) members & invite only - Only subscribed members and newly invited people may enter 5) Staff & Invite only - Only staff and invited members may join, even subscribed members may not Please let me know if you have any questions of comments on the new functionality OR other lounge ideas thanks, -eric650

Scooby Doo, & Marijuana
Yeah - the old cartoon was totally a commercial for pot & counter culture. Consider: Scooby & Shaggy were always hungry They were addicted to 'scooby snacks' (what was in them?) They were always paranoid. The mystery machine -had no windows and smoke coming from everywhere except the exhaust All the criminals were businessmen or politicians. I rest my case.

Thank You So Much
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME OUT DURING MY LAST AUTO 11...MY FRIENDS WHO PIMPED ME OUT IN THEIR STATUS, THE PIMPOUTS THAT SCROLLED ALL THE RATES, THOSE WHO HAD THEIR FRIENDS COME TO HELP ME, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ALL OF THE BOMBERS...YOU ARE ALL THE BEST AND I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR ALL THAT YOU DID...MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, TINA...(h)

Auto.bomb Auction #4
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Saturday 5-2-09 PST. THIS ONE IS Running fast! Stay on it! All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any

It Was A Bad Day
I don't even really know what to say on here but I felt the urge to blog. I'll probably be rambling and I'm sure none of this will make sense. So, I apologize now. If you read my blog last night, you'd know that my plans for the weekend didn't work out the way I wanted them go. I think today I'm over that. Am I still upset, yes. But I'll be fine. I'm not going to drag something out and make a huge ass scene out of it. It's really not me. I'll write a blog about it and be done with it. This is going to be another venting blog, that after the traffic dies down on it...if there is any, I'll not talk about it again. Yesterday afternoon, after seeing my Dad, me and my cousin stopped to get some lunch. I really wasn't all that hungry so I got a salad. Later I regreted that, seeing as how we were stuck in traffic for an hour and a half because of a car wreck on the interstate. Anyway, after I'd eaten I went to the car to get my phone. She was still eating and I figured I'd get on Yahoo

Finally
Update for those of you who give a shit. My doc finally started me on a pain management program...so maybe I will not be so grouchy and cunty all the time..unlikely but maybe. Also ..my kidneys seem to be in remission...the only active disease is the musculoskeletal and neurological. But...YAY!! For morphine ;)

Iris
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that

To All Of My Awesome Family And Friends
To All Of My Awesome Family And Friends I will be taking a break from Fubar for about 2 weeks. Some things have come up for me medically and personally, both bad and good, and I will be extremely preoccupied. Hopefully during this time I will be able to stop in for a few minutes here and there, but if not, it has nothing to do with anyone or anything that has happened here. I will miss you all and I will hurry back as soon as possible. I just didn't want anyone to think that I was avoiding them or anything. This all came up so suddenly so I didn't have time to explain to anyone. I will explain when I get back. Thank you all so much for everything and Ill see you all soon!

Someone Once Asked My Thoughts On This....
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to d o for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They brin

I Am Tired
Im tired. I am tired of being sick. I am tired of being alone. I am tired of being tired. Why do I have to put up with this bullshit? I was in the hospital Saturday night and came home monday afternoon. My kids didn't call me, my friends didn't call me. Nobody gave a shit. Not like I have leprosy. My attitude sucks. I am beginning to wonder why I want to continue. My treatments leave me feeling like shit. I have only been doing them a short time and I am not sure that I want to continue doing them anymore already. If it's your time, its your time. Right? Doesn't seem like pumping your body full of man made bullshit is any healthier for you anyway. We hear about that shit all the time too. I have to wonder if it matters anymore. I don't want anyone's sympathy or pity. I am venting. I am mad. I am confused. I am tired. so very tired. -Highwaysong

Look What I Found!
It's another tranny granny. Obviously, a poor tranny granny compared to our HH obsessed friend. These photoshops are HORRIBLE. She claims to be 64 on her profile. She is begging for an auto 11 bling in her status and she only has 87 pics. LAME!!!

Aftermath Of A Spotlight
im not sure if the pics are going to show, due to my right click being on a permanet vacation :| but due to my spotlightness I went from level 17 to 24! which is insane all on its own. over 300 hundred friend request which in honesty I weeded out with a fine tooth comb, nuts I tells yah:S 82 msgs,mostly bombing and misfit keeping her pimp hand strong with me LOL. and lord knows how many picture comments, i was dee'n them as they came.. I was trying to stay on top of something for christ sakes:( over all it was bloody insane but pretty fun all on its own.' tatoe(chris) thinks its funny that im rank'd 2 for today and the only one that isnt half naked or showing more boobs then face and still got it . I personally am not into blinding fellow fubarians and making unborn children cry. I would like to say THANK YOU I know I told most that a hundred times yesturday but I never thought I would actually get it let alone do pretty good level wise. I just wanted to get to the level I

No More Mumms For Me!
So, apparently my 9/11 MUMM was offensive. I presume the admins are republicans with giant black dildos crammed so far up their arses that if they were to laugh at something intended humorously, they'd split wide open. This is the only explanation for a MUMM with no offensive content being deleted for being offensive.

Explain...
Can anyone explain to me how anyone would "really, really need autos bad!"? Is that person going to stop breathing if she doesn't get them? Will the world blow into a kajillion little pieces? Is not receiving autos like dividing by zero?

Workplace Drama
I work at a hotel. Cast: S-A new-ish AGM (asst gen man), who is a 25 yo from Poland J-a Front Desk guy- J-who was shifty and 2 faced and disliked by me very much, but had excellent knowledge of the hotel system, and great unmatched cust service skills. Then there was D-a pretty goodlooking but clearly psychotic and maniacal friend of S, whom she hired to work for 1 day (Sun night) while he works at another hotel. A-an FD girl from Poland that works part time and is my good friend G-a stupid GM with no brains _________________________________________ It was known that S hired D because they wre friends; and now theres a rumor that she has a crush on him, even tho she has a steady relationship. I come in to work last week to the news that J got fired (S came up with lame ass reasons when asked). And D is working full time for him (hmm..) And it turns out that D lost his other hotel job (either cause he is a maniac, or because hotel dont like it when you work in 2 different

My Expectations Of My Staff Members
ok it's about time i put one of these up. most of ya'll know how i am and what kind of person i am. those that don't...pay close attention. i am a very laid back kind of guy, and i will give everyone a chance. i don't play around with bs and i take care of mine. i have stood up for my staff members always and will continue to do so...with that bein said. my expections: Greeters: your job is to greet people as they come into the lounge. no matter whether you know them or not.get them involved in convos...help them feel at home. Head Greeters:make sure the greeters are doin their jobs...and greeting as well.if you know of people you'd like to have as a greeter. you have the liberty of bringing that person in. Promoters: your job is to bring people in anyway you know how. bully's,personal (hit them up in sb),advertise...tell them what we are like and see if they want to be a part of it. Head Promoters: same as promoters...but also to make sure they are doin their part.

Wow Just Wow
I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME GET SO CLOSE TO ORACLE...I'VE GOT THE BEST FRIENDS ON FU, I HAD FRIEND BLING ME, PIMP ME OUT, RATE ME, BOMB ME, PIMP ME OUT IN THEIR STATUS' SEND THEIR FRIENDS TO HELP ME, ALL THE BOMBERS...I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS THE GRATITUDE I HAVE FOR ALL THE LOVE SHOWN TO ME YESTERDAY...I HAVE 3.5 MILLION TO GO TO ORACLE, NOW IT DOESN'T SEEM SO FAR OUT OF REACH THANKS TO YOU ALL...

Jail Bait .... Part 2
Driving to undetermined location.... when i get a call Jeff: Hi sorry this is the address you have to go to to pay the bail.....601 5th st. Me; You so owe me Jeff: I know.. I have to go... Me:Ill be there in 20 minutes see you soon... Needless to say I have no idea what it takes to Bail someone out.. I have the beautiful Nakita because she puts me in a good mood, despite the circumstances.... Driving around downtown Calgary... what the hell the address is a large hole that they are currently removing what looks like to be the shell of a building.... Great.... texting Witty, texting Seamus.... asking my good bug Hugh (who i secretly want to fu marry) should i really bail him out.....? Fuck of course ill bail him out but his ass better be sore.... Finally after circling a few block radius i realize my boyfriend is a dolt.... There's the courthouse.... its where I'm suppose to go.... Find a parking spot go to the parking pay station.... fuck its broken ....Ill only be a few minu

U Knew It Was Coming
SO WE HAVE 2 FULL DAYS OF SGB HAPPY HOURS, FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW, THIS IS A VERY CONTROVERSIAL THING AS WELL AS IS SHE. LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN..... AS A TOP 100 MEMBER YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN ANY WAY TO BE "FAKE" ie AS IN A FAKE DEFAULT PIC SUCH AS I USE AT TIMES. SHE CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPS HER FACE ON YOUNGER BODIES (AND DOES SO VERY BADLY) PLEASE!!!!! *ALWAYS* LOOK FOR LADIES SALUTES AND PICS OF THEMSELVES AND COMPARE! EVEN ASK AROUND BEFORE YOU SPEND MONEY ON THEM GUYS!!!!! I SEE SOOOOO MANY OF YOU GETTING SUCKERED DAILY IT IS SAD! YES, I HAVE SALUTES, CHERRY TAP AND FUBAR AND YES I HAVE PICS OF MYSELF MARKED IN SUCH A FOLDER, I ALSO PUT A NOTE ON MY DEFAULT ASKING YOU TO PLEASE RATE MY SALUTES SO THAT YOU WILL SEE THEM. AND I NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING. OK, BACK TO SGB.... IF ANYONE CAN AFFORD THAT MANY HAPPY HOURS, GO FOR IT, IT'S NOT FOR ANYONE TO JUDGE. HOWEVER, I HAVE HEARD AT TIMES THAT SHE WAS RELATED TO A SPECIFIC PERSON OF ADMIN THAT I WONT MENTION

I Tried To Sneak Out Of It...
... but I knew that it was gonna catch up with me sooner or later, and I figured I'd better do it. RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?Carolina[2] You were in the car with?My family[3] Went to the mall with?Myself[4] Person you talked on the phone with?A client[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?VanT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?TrueQ: Been searched By Cops?TrueQ: Been suspended from school?FalseQ: Sat on a roof top?FalseQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?FalseQ: Broken a bone?TrueQ: Have shaved your head?FalseQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?TrueQ: Shot a gun?True Q: Donated Blood?TrueWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?Eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?Beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHF

My Second Poem For Lala (i Actually Like This)
In the dark and silence of the nightI creep across death's threshhold...and through your doorspecteral-longing-- impatient...and finding you aslumberinto your dreams i must creep...where any form is mine to createthis is my realitythis world of whisp and ghosts...my realm my kingdom, you are my thrallthe room it fills with candles stubby and whispering of flame...they gutter longing to go out... to give themselves to the black...you, half dressed in white... the gown wrent, torn, where am i...from the shadows i pounce, and turn your face to mine...i cover your mouth with my mouth before you can see my face... it is my one last gentle act... and you can sense it...your heart races and your heat rises as the last of your dress falls way...we hit the floor together...a tangle of arms and legs...and the you are on your knees your eyes can barely trace the blackness of the floor as we become one... a beast with two backs... throbbing and heaving... you awaken from your sleep...just a dream.

I Tatsed My Fire
I Tasted My Fire The light of the moon pierced the shades Outlining My Fire’s perfect silhouette The sheen of her lips ensnares my attention I could feel us melt when our lips finally met I taste her sweet lips and tongue Slowly I then kiss down her awaiting neck As My Fire’s body begins to tense Kissing down her breast feel my tongues caress I take my time drawing each one into my mouth My Fire’s head tilts back as she softly groans Her hands grip my shoulders guiding me down

12 Credit Bling Pack.
AHHHHH! Shoutbox is full. So, we'll do it this way. Highest Bidder gets the bling pack. Ends at 2:45 est. HURRRRRRRRRRY! Bid here. This is an Auction to help with someone's spotlight...Thank YOU!

Leaving Or Not
so i sit here thinkin about this site and why i am still here. i have made some wonderful and loving friends and the love of my life, lots of the friends i have made will continue on into the real world, but there are time i ask why am i here, i feel ignored alot and i dont know why but seems wy i type i get looked over and it really hurts. so i start to think i should have never joined this site as much as i love bein here. just wanted to get down some thoughts ty for reading if u do.

Desire
About ghost from before i met him... and nothing could compare to actually being with him... Desire. somewhere along the line my desire to eat you alive has been overtaken by my desire just to feel you near me by my desire to kiss you and touch you once again, it was so much easier when i tried to objectify you when all i wanted was to feel your neck under my teeth and your cock shoved hard into my cunt when i wanted to hurt you in any way that might make you writhe in pleasure i wanted you to throw me down on the bed grab my throat with your hands and squeeze until i gasped for air flicking my clit with your fingers while telling me to beg to suck your cock… but as much as i’d love all of that i also want to kiss your lips taste your tongue i want to feel your skin beneath my fingertips before trying to dig into you i want to feel your body pressed against mine for hours before and after you fuck me i want to take you into a bath and rub my soapy hands all over you

Seems To Be A Trend?
more and more profiles are popping up with pics of the person the owner would like you to think is them. Its a joke. people, male and female actually take the time to cut out pics from magazines to try and build a believable profile. whats more hillarious is that people actually pic comment this fraud and wanna hook up. ha ha ha!!! yes, there are people that stupid or hard up. NEWS FLASH!!!, be who you are. Theres an old mexican saying, "theres a rock for every frog!" someone for everyone essentially We have all rated people "10" and did it for reasons of being courteous or just trying to help them level up. haters will give less but are they haters or just trying to be honest. I personally dont think im a "10" and if you are being real and score me as being less i for one appreciate your honesty. thank you!

Man's Relationship With Dog Goes Beyond Petting
SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. -- A Spotsylvania man's family turned him in to police after he admitted to "fooling around" with the family dog, according to the Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office. Robert John Ward, 66, was arrested Monday for alleged bestiality. Deputies began investigating Ward after a family member called authorities with the allegation. Ward admitted to a deputy that he had touched the dog inappropriately and that he'd had the dog perform sexual acts on him, according to the sheriff's office. A vet examined the dog and found that her anal glands were swollen, the sheriff's office said. The accusing relative said the dog had been acting strange for several weeks. Ward's being held without bond at the Rappahannock Regional Jail. *********** Dumbass

Update On My Fuwhore Status
Most of you that read these know that i'm totally not down with being a fuwhore. or at least i wasn't. i was done with it after my last account got locked. However.... i'm planning on going back to work as a cam girl, and if that's the case, it's easiest for me to work on making friends here that may potentially "hire" me later. So, sin the anti-fu-whore will be begging for friends, posting nsfw pictures (topless for friends, full nude for family, possibly unlocking the full nudes temporarily from time to time). Sin will still not be taking any shit from the assholes. if you can't respect me as a person, i don't need to deal with you. i'm doing this for financial reasons, and i don't expect some of you to understand. i'm not a real life whore, i don't cam for free, i'm still loyal to my boyfriend and happy in my relationship. if you cannot accept my choice, please feel free to remove me from friends. if you can accept it, you'll still get my fuck you blogs when i'm feeling pissy and

I'm A Ass
Ok, most of you guys know how my ex was to me.. NOT A NICE MAN.. I am happily invold with Craven... and have been for almost 15 months. My ex has gone from chick to chick. And thats not a problem for me. I do want to see him happy. His lastest fiancee, i was told hated me and my kids, you know the typical ex shit. Some of you guys have even seen the emails back and forth between her and I,.. Turns out she didnt have a problem with me, she was being fed a bunch of bull shit by my ex. But over the last few weeks my ex has been talking more and more to me about him and his current fiancee. And I mean everything ( I had told him more than once I didnt want to hear bout it at all). He was looking at finding him a "buddy" because his fiance wasnt giving him none.. blah blah blah.. her and i get to talking and all... and she had heard from a few other people that he was talking to them or some shit like that.. she asks what do i knwo about all of this shit. I told her that

One Of Those Quizzes You Do Online
1. What is the last thing you eated? Some biscuits that are in a tartan packet 2. And the last thing you drank? Mocchachino or something 3. What doe sit say on your favourite mug? 'A man with raised eyebrows' 4. Who is the best captain of a Star Trek? KIRK!! 5. Who would win in a fight between the Batman and Superman? The Batman 6. Robots or ninjas? Robots 7. Pirates or cowboys? Pirates 8. Dinosaurs or aliens? Dinosaurs 9. Are you good at crosswords? No, not really. I have to ask my friends 10. DC or Marvel? DC, FOR TEH WIN 11. What is better, a man who is handsome and a fireman or something, or a guy what is fat and has a beard and makes you lol in MuMMs? I DON' TLIKE GUYS, YOU GHEY 12. Do you have a special mug that is yours at work? Yes, it is the Simpsons 13. What's the best kind of chart, pie or bar? Pie. 14. Did you study a thing at University? Yes, Philosophy 15. Are you more like your mum or your dad? Look like my mum, smell like my dad 16. If your house was on

Eww.
Lauryn just walked out of my son's room and said "Mom...Goldfish food doesn't taste that bad." Apparently, Miss Thang decided to try a flake. Who knows why exactly, 4 year olds are out of their minds...but yeah, she tried fishfood.

You Can't Have Me.
It's raining in another empty.Think I'll forget my umbrella anyway.The dull hum of a window fan, the nagging sensation that my hair is retreating from my faceAnother plop, another drip against this firm green earth.Listless little drifts of thoughts.Like small twigs and litter running down the gutters,Tasks felt but not comprehended.Just another set to the routine.Wash your hands, pick the scabs, touch the mirror before you leave.Only, you're not going anywhere fast.Sit, check, stir, scribble, mutter, stammer, stutter.Life passing me by at alarming speeds in this very comfortable chair.Like a constant blur of noise and excitementas I meditate apathy.Life terrifying me every day, the same color as dark chocolate.The same flavor as ash.The same hands pulling me underwhere there's silence, where there's rapturous splendor in fear.I'd send for helpif I thought anyone would answer.

Jamie Foxx Vs Miley Cyrus?
Jamie Foxx Told Miley Cyrus What? A very sarcastic Jamie Foxx asked "Who is Miley Cryus?" on his Sirius radio show after a caller complained about Cyrus wanting to ruin Radiohead's career because they ignored her at the Grammys, E! Online reported. Foxx, never one to mince words, went on to say the following..."The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant...S--t. She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?" That's pretty dubious. Foxx, not wanting to forget his parenting skills because he has a teen daughter of his own, offered some words of advice for Miley during these troubling times. "Make a sex tape and grow up," said Foxx. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

When I First Felt Hell
When I First Felt Hell My heart longed for you Before I was even born My flesh cried out for you And is now rotted and forlorn The touch I craved from you The spirit I longed to bask in Was tainted with a poison Decimating us before we could begin The spaces that divided us Became the grave that I call home The time waiting for our birth Was a desert I wandered alone

Bah Humbug!
I say boooooo to job hunting! Every job I apply for at least 400 others are applying for it as well. *le sigh* I just wanna be a productive member of society again! And with school ending on friday, I fear I may lose my mind having both kids home with me everyday. Just over the weekend their bickering drove me slightly mad. Maybe I should go see the doc and get some happy pills...a little welbutrin may do the job

Update 6/9/09
Hi everyone, things went well for my mom last night and today. Blood pressure is all fine, anxiety is being handled and all the test have come back with good results. Happy to report if all goes well tonight she will be home tomorrow. YEPPIE

Flippers
1 DAY LEFT IN THE FLIP OFF CONTEST AND STILL IN 2ND PLACE, BUT NOT BY FAR. WE JUST NEED A RATE PLEASE! ALSO CHECK IF YOU CAN RERATE IT, IF YOU ALREADY RATED BEFORE PLEASE. YES! EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS! YOU'RE RATE HELPS! SO PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND RATE IT. CLICK ON THE PIC LINK YOU SEE DOWN BELOW IN THE COMMENT AREA THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED OUT ALREADY!! YOU SO ROCK!

Pimpin' On Fubar
This takes the cake. I objected to the level title of "Pimp" when my account was at that level bcause I'm not a pimp, and I don't find anything honorable about being a pimp. Pimps are sexual predators, their victims are the ladies they exploit in their "stable" and in no way do I want to be associated with the term either in the walking world or online. Having said that, there is now a new "feature" on Fubar known as the Pimp Hand. This allows any Fubar member willing to spend the bling credits to have the ability to shut down any other member at will. So in essence they've handed over admin-like powers to anyone willing to spend real money on the site. Fuck that.

Motivation.
motivation. (Terza Rima Sonnet)lost inside the remnants of a breaking heartonce fractured, some pieces will never be wholethough once intertwined are now ripping apartone cannot be removed from inside my soulto try cuts through me, jagged frozen steel kniveslong past time for me to break out of this rolemy emotions unchecked are ruining livesi cannot let myself continue so weaknothing this overwhelming for long survivesin my rational mind, my wise mind i seekquiet, maybe dormant, inside me it liesno longer in this task can i remain meekin what follows, possibly part of me criesalthough if i fail, i know, all of me dies. ~Sinamynlee

Pictures
I'm in the mood to take some pics with my webcam...no, nothing NSFW. However, I'm at a loss of what to do in them =/ This all started because one of my friends wanted to see my new liscense picture, lol. I looked kind of pissed in it. But I was. I was there for way too long and it was hot. Anyway, any one have ideas?

Women
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots

Fireflies In The Garden
If you like a film that has Ryan Reynolds, Willam Dafoe, Carrie-Ann Moss, Emily Watson, Julia Roberts, and the Cheerleader from 'Heroes' all doing good acting, in a family-based drama where they are dysfunctional, and it's one of those films where not an awful lot happens, and it's a bit slow, but not in a tedious way, but more in a gentle and unhurried way, and there are some bits that make you laugh, and then at the end they do something that should be epicly cheesy but actually manage to pull it off because all the acting and story and that that has already happened has been so good, then that film you like is probably 'Fireflies In The Garden'. I saw it last night, and those people I said did those things I said, and I enjoyed it a lot. Also, I'm not a homosexual, but that Ryan Reynolds? Dreamboat.

Want My Points For 12 Hours? Here Is How To Get Them
I am offering every single point I make in a 12 hour period to people who get me a 135 credit bling pack. You can pick the 12 hours, to a point.(This is the new ability that Angels get when they reach Virtual Virgin.) The price of the bling pack includes me running an auto during your time. If you would like a HH to run, then you would have to get me that and tell me when you want it scheduled. Anything else you would like to do to promote more points is fine - within reason. Don't think I will be sitting here nonstop through out your 12 hours. But I will do whatever I can to help you make the most points possible. If you are interested or have any questions on this, please send me a bottled water from the gift shop with your message. (I have my PM's to family only. As it gets to be way too much if I don't. See another one of my blogs that explains it.) Thank you so much! Michele :) DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

Oh I Get It!
So this is fantasy land! We all are escaping our daily lives to come be entertained and live that alternate life we don't have or can't have normally. Gee, I have been such an asshole to have forgotten that real life has no place here. So when some guy starts talking to me and being flirty I should totally disregard the fact he has a girlfriend or wife and I should just forget that I have any morals whatsoever too! I apologize for not offering my webcam up for a free show to get your rocks off sir! My very bad! Perhaps you would like my number too so if you feel the need to cum while fantasizing about me or anyone with tits and use me as a voice or moan to aid in this fantasy of yours, here it is. 860-689-5427 feel free to dial it and waste my minutes because lord knows they don't get used otherwise. While I am at it why don't I take some nude photos for you so you can have these too, yes I know my belly fat makes you extremely aroused. Lets not discount my gorgeous tits. I think

3 Years On The Fu
How time flies! Just three years ago a friend told me about a fun lil site, kinda like MySpace but was more fun and more interactive with people... it was called Lost Cherry. I created a profile and have had fun ever since. The site pulled a fast one on us when it hit 1 million profiles - really miss those days :p It went from Lost Cherry to CherryTap to what it is today.. so many changes over the three years from under 1 million profiles and all you could do to level was to rate rate rate... but it got people to visit and chat and really look at pictures and stash and interact with others - it was literally the small neighborhood bar where everyone knew you and was like a comfortable jacket you loved to wear. Remember when happy hours started and we went "wow!" then the first bling and all life changed on FU from then on :p It used to be that the million dollar mansion was THE big item to give and to receive! FUBAR has certainly changed and grown, and I'm happy that friends from

Sex
Oh, and SEX. I'm a huge nympomaniac. Quite frankly, I think I would prefer that to the movies and books and normal stuff. You can tell a whole lot about a person by the way they have SEX. Sometimes it's the best way to get to know someone. SEX is an art. It's not just bumping and humping and swaping sweat. It should be fun and flirty and filled with passion. Whether it lasts two hours the first time you do it or two minute because someone could walk into the room at any moment. Good SEX is something you just don't give up without a fight. Because, frankly, he could have the best looks, the best personality, but if the SEX sucks, you're really nothing more than friends. (Why? Because if the SEX sucks you're not having it. And if you're not having it, it's putting a strain on the relationship. And if the relationship is strained you're better off friends. Because, frankly, the SEX sucks.) And, in conclusion, if you haven't already figured it out, I love to talk & say SEX...

No More...
..blogs for a while, this new comment format sucks more ass then spinoza at a gay bar... Most of the time when I look it just shows in code, and sometimes it shows "normal" but when i reply then it goes into code... If i do decide to do more blogs I may just get a blogger site and do comments on there... No need to comment this since it more then likely will show in code, page is doing the same thing so may just shut comments off for everything and just have you send me private messages since they seem to be the only thing to havent changed.... and shout still works as well For the next blog i was going to do its over 3 pages but may just pm it to family members since it was going to be a fam only blog any way. As i said, leave it to fu to mess up what works perfectly fine.... have a good may be off for the rest of the night Comments no longer messing up so may do family only blog after all it no longer shows as code..

Toilet Seats
Something I don't understand. Why do women get so pissed when a man leaves the seat up? I hear them say that it only takes the guy a few seconds to put it back down..but why can't they take the few seconds to put it down then they go in or take the few seconds to turn on the light BEFORE they sit down? I just don't get it.

Im An Asshole
Cup of Tea . · One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

Raped
yup, I got raped of my week vacation to Cali with the hubby. Soo...I was planning to go visit my inlaws and looks like my plans went up the asshole. Including the plane ticket. Yay! And why? Because the cocksucking piece of shit of my coworker decided to quit, AKA never show up again since last week. So, basically, unless I find some moron to work a hotel front desk, I'm fucked. I really really really fuckin hate that place sometime.

Update
Update......Still haven't had any Coke.. 43 days into this and I have lost 26 pounds and my man boobs seem to be shrinking I have done 680 miles on the exercise bike.. 1782 miles to go before I reach Misfits house. Wonders if she'll feed me!573 miles to go to watch Vixen walk naked in the woods.1667 miles to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to save Cubby from his sins.

Again
The leaves crunched under our shoes as we headed for the clearing in the woods. I watched as Steve picked through some rubbish, finding a suitable target. He chose a mini propane container, the kind used for camping, and balanced it on a rock. Stepping back, he handed me the gun. It was a Glock, 9mm, somehow much heavier than I had expected. “What do you want me to do?”He flashed me a somewhat exasperated look. “Just shoot.”“But where do you want me to stand?”“Right where you’re at.”“Isn’t this too close? Shouldn’t I be farther away?”He shook his head. “No. If you’re going to have to shoot someone, they’re going to be close, only about the length of a room from you.”I paused. I had never thought about aiming a gun at a person. I had been target shooting before, years ago with my brother. We were setting the sights on his gun, and doing so involved me running up to the target after ea

Rude Awakening
Um, the video thing doesn't seem to work here, so the video I wanted to post is down in my comment. My sincerest apologies for fubar's sucktastic html-hating blog thingy. Also? I just found a tick on me.

Have A Coffee On Me...*gigglez*
Forwarded Message: Enjoy a Coffee on me. Just cause its so hard for us to get together for a coffee...have one on me.... J This is cute. I don ' t know how they figure all this stuff out. Enjoy1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY!to start click COFFEE MACH

[new 50 Foot Sharks!]
I probably should've started that with a ?Well, I've got an MSG 1/100th (I'm hoping its 1/100 I don't recall seeing 1/144) 30th anniversary RX-78and yesthey built a 1/1 statue to celebrate. Go check that shit out.I dunno what accessories are coming with it, or the decals. Don't careI've pretty much always wanted the RX-78.And then I mastered Chile Rojo./sighMy next big big BIG things are going to be the MG 1/100 Sinanjuif I can EVER find it in stock.And something new culinarily.*sucks his teeth*I dunno what that'd be..../googles neue zielOH MYGOD!They made a bigger Neue Ziel!!!... what's Neue Ziel?OnlyTHEPerfect weapon.Granted the Sinanju and nightingale will always have my heart...but Neue Ziel.She is perfect.What the FUCK am I talking about?... alright, first let's say you built a giant robot about the height of a 2 story house- and you gave it a scale machine gun, and scale heat axepainted it green- made it look kinda like a japanese demonnowhack off its legs- put propolsion points,

Panic!!!
Its a gorgeous morning..birds are chirping sun is shining. Had a cup of coffee and decided to go for a walk. retrieving my MP3 player and lacing up my sneakers I stretch for a minute and head out singing along with my favorite rage songs. I'm about a half mile away from home when a little white car slows down and stops next to me. Two of the guys working on the road are in it. "There's a guy up there on the side of the road, ma'am, he doesn't look too good." I smile and think hmmm...maybe Brian is out doing yardwork. But the guy says, "He has a beard and he don't look right in the head" Now I could have turned around and rerouted my decided trek and shortened it or I could just tread along and be on the look out for this strange man. I live in the country. Its tiny town USA. You rarely see a soul outside unless they are driving by and you can walkfor miles between cars sometimes. Just depends on the road you choose to walk on. Well I thanked the men for giving me the heads up and con

Moon
If you like the sort of movie that is a sci-fi movie, but instead of being lots of lasers and explosions and cgi, is instead old-school model work, good acting and a plot that is about things, like what they used to make in the 70s, and has Sam Rockwell in it being very good, and is about a man that works on the Moon on his own and it's made him go a little bit funny in the head (possibly), and is just sheer quality from beginning to end, and makes you hanker for a time in cinema when films were genuinely very good indeed, then you would probably enjoy 'Moon', which I saw at the weekend and was rather super.

Need 2-3 Individuals
I Just realized how eaasy it would be for a few of us each worth 1 million on fu-owned to level. We could just keep buying oneanother. It's not cheating it's just free fu-market fu-capitalism... Who's with me?

Joker Has Returned
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OUR OLD FRIEND JOKER HAS RETURNED HE HAS ALREADY HIT MY PAGE AND A FEW OTHERS BELOW IS HIS LINK HE IS SET TO FRNDS ONLY SO HE WILL NOT KNOW YOUVE BEEN ON HIS PAGE I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU ALL BLOCK THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE STARTS ANY CRAP WITH YOU HE IS FULL OF DRAMA IN THE HIGHEST I PERSONALY WILL NOT BLOCK HIM BUT I HAVE MY OWN REASONS AS SUCH BUT FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE DO http://www.fubar.com/user/3364802

Quotes...
2 of my favorite women from history are Marilyn Monroe and Mae West...They have some of the greatest quotes ever...A few of my faves... “The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”--Marilyn “the nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least i can dream”--Marilyn “It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.”--Marilyn “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”--Mae “A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”--Mae “I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”--Mae

My New Owner!!!
I am now owned. He's an awesome guy that deserves every bit of great things he gets. So if you could please go throw him some rates, fan him, maybe even bling him...I'd greatly appreciate it. Hell, while you're at it why not add him? You won't regret it, I can promise you!!!! Sexy Savior@ fubar

Stole These From Andy
I'm thinking no one will get them all right. 1. What is my first name? 2. What is my favorite color? 3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated? 4. How many kids do I have? 5. What type of music do I listen to the most? 6. What was my first car? 7. Do I have tatoos? 8. Am I a smoker? 9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?

Bus Ramblings
Quick blog...I may expand i t later. BUSES SUCK!!!!! My trip started on a Mexican Bus...las Cruces. GODDAMN those are tiny seats WAY close together. There was literally not enough room for me to sit down. I had my knees up to my chest and barely could squeeze in...and then the fucker in front of me leaned his seat back...I swear I popped a nut. Then I saw a crack-head in San Bernardino...with 1/2 a tooth. Not even a full tooth, just half. WTF?! Why keep it, it's rotten and only serves to bite himself in the gum. After a 2 hour trip and a 2 hour layover, I had a 2 hour trip to return from where I started from. Fucking Greyhound. I guess the best way to travel East is to start heading West. After that everything started to blend together into monotonous no smoking warnings and threats of 18 hour layovers if you miss your bus. I got under 2 hours sleep total since Monday night until tonight. Fucking 2 degree change in seat inclination is NOT conducive to sleep. But, I'm her

[i Think I'll Tell Some True Stories]
I went to bed... around 6thinkin to myself, I've got some great true stories that kinda embody my relationship with my family and some of the conflicts in my past, and I think maybe how I meandered into Buddhism and pacifism.I must admit that when confronted with a potentially physically harmful encounter- I opted to fling someone's head into a wall rather than get sat on.Does that make me "not a pacifist"? I don't really think so.My terms have a condition- if you attempt to harm me or anyone I care about, and I'm not given alternatives- I will use force.The DL even has supported acts of defense and physical coercion... which I was more than shocked to read.I've already said that "in the event of invasion or a real attack on my ideals, I would likely become a guerilla patriotic to my own beliefs"I don't find acts of defense to be unnatural, I do however abhor acts of aggression. So, yes, in the unlikely event of mobilization against my home and family, people will die. Though I'd much

Blame Me
You know very well that you failed me and that you forgot about your promise. You know for sure that you deceived me, even when no one can love you as I do. I have many reasons to despise you, but I wish you well. Please tell who ever asks you that I never loved you, tell them I cheated and that I was the worst. Blame me, and with my pain cover your back.

Fubar Nfl Fantasy Football League
hello friends and family i want to start a NFL fantasy football league will need 7 entries to join ,8 counting me then we will do a live draft in my lounge u will need 2QBS, 3RBs, 3WRs,2TEs,2Ks,2DEF per roster each week u will start 1QB,2RBs,2WRs,1TE,1K,1DEF - NO ONE CAN DRAFT the same players once a person is drafted there gone will cost 50k a peice to join will all get a NFL FUBAR FANTASY FOOTBALL ID made, will run from week one to week 17!!!!!!!!!WINNER will get 100 pic rates , 20k fu bux,and a salute statin u r the CHAMP from each member in the contest ,and a custom morph and graphic from me HERES WHAT THE IDs LOOK LIKE !!!!

The Last Seven Months
First off…I won’t be naming any names in this posting. All the people I will talk about know exactly who they are. Ok…the last seven months have been interesting…to say the least. I tried my hand at a relationship. This was a relationship with a woman (let’s call her Indy) who I met on Fubar. I put myself in a situation that, if I had the chance to do all over again, I would have stepped away from. I first started talking to Indy in October when I first arrived in Indiana. We went on one date. I took her to Red Lobster and then to my apartment for a movie. She disappeared off the face of the earth after that. I may have heard from her a few times during November and December. I thought that she didn’t like me so I decided to move on. I started chatting and talking to another woman on Fubar. I was very close to having a face-to-face meeting with this woman. I called it off at the last minute because I had gotten back in touch with Ind

Entry 1.
Florida is flat. The entire state is flat. The highest point in the entire state is Britton Hill, elevation 435 feet above sea level. The lowest highest point of all 50 states. South Florida is even flatter than the mountainous north of the state. This is one of the things that I dislike about down here. Forget about how flat Florida is for a while. We will get back to it soon enough (edit: or not but eventually. i sort of promise) My friend George and I got the chance to drive some boats across the country to San Diego for a race. “Got the chance” was a euphemism for “foolishly volunteered for what was a suicide mission.” The boats belonged to some people in the Bahamas. I still wonder how close I came to being on America's Most Wanted either as the villian or the victim. The van and trailer we were driving belonged to some guy who lived in Georgia. The van belonged to a nice enough sounding guy who was an aerospace engineer. In my mind I pi

Did The Math......
I just did the math from what I spent in gas, motels, food and other crap, from my road trip of driving over 2000 miles. I spent just over $600 Most of that was gas. sheesh I spent less than I thought I would! WOOT!

So So Sweet
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Block And Ignore And Listen To This Song!
Many of you complain about getting harassed, stalked, etc. Trust me when I say this! I get it a lot worse than all of you combined. Words of wisdom! 1. Ignoring and going completely silent to the person who is comeing at you works everytime. They will bait you and bait you! Most of you fall for their nonsense. Take the logs out of their fire and just IGNORE. 2. Block works very well too. I do not even give the idiots the satisfaction unless they just annoy me. 3. Read our TOS term 7. We do not get involved in users disputes! 4. Listen to this song when you are under fire and sing "I am blind to you" as loud as you can! COLLIE BUDDZ - Blind To You lyrics you knowa ah..yeah you know oohwha me say... fuckin haterz you know [Chorus:] I'm blind to you haterz, Cant touch me war instigators, Me said where is the love lately, Ask you how the world ah run so. Said I'm blind to you haterz, Cant touch me rumor creators, Me said where is the love lately, Ask you how the world ah run s

Recording
Every once in a while when I sing I like my voice a lot to the point that I give myself chills and all that My thinking is that my fufriends can help me decide if I have a good voice or I should give up my dream of being a singer You pick a song for me to sing and tell me where I can find a recording program to post my voice

Whoop Whoop!!
I worked out this morning that after today, I have just eight working days in the next four weeks. Between Berlin, my mate Dave visiting, and the time off next week for a our li'l weekend away, I'm blowing most of my remaining leave for the year. Awesumz.

She Just Left
My Mom and Dad jst left a few minutes ago heading for the hospital, she'll be having her surgery at 1:00pm. She left her phone with me in case mine gets turned off(Im kinda running late on the bill and it can get turned off at anytime) and in case anyone calls for her while she's in the hospital. I love my mommy and I cant wait to talk to her after she gets out of surgery. Now Im just gonna wait for my brother-inlaw to pick me up in a few hours and give me a ride to work. Its payday today but today that doesnt seem so important. *huggles everyone*

Everyone Has 2 Be The Hero
So my bf and I were just on our way home about an hour ago. We were driving down the main drag here in the town where he lives, and there was a black pick up truck in front of us. All of a sudden this white ford f-150 supercab starts coming from the other direction against a red light. And he just smashed right into the black truck. The truck and us, we had a green light and I dunno if the white truck thought he had the right of way or not but he was just going as if he had a green light. We pulled over right away and being a nurse I wanted to attend to the people. The guy in the black truck had his head down so I thought he was going to be a head injury. I went up to him and he said he was fine. I went to the other truck and it was an elderly couple in their 70s which would explain the man's slow reaction time upon driving. He was on the phone when I got to the truck and said his shoulder was hurt but his wife was hurt way bad. So I went around to her side and I couldn't tell if she w

Lost Love
ONE DAY SOMEONE SPECIAL WILL BE GONE. AND ON THAT CLEAR ,COLD MORNING, IN THE WARMTH OF YOUR BEDROOM, YOU MIGHT BE STRUCK WITH THE PAIN OF LEARNING THAT SOMETIMES THERE ISNT ANY MORE, NO MORE HUGS, NO MORE LUCKY MOMENTS TO CELEBRATE TOGETHER, NO MORE PHONE CALLS JUST TO CHAT,NO MORE " JUST ONE MINUTE."SOMETIMES, WHAT WE CARE ABOUT THE MOST GOES AWAY, NEVER TO RETURN BEFORE WE CAN SAY GOODBYE, SAY "I LOVE YOU".SO WHILE WE HAVE IT, ITS BEST WE LOVE IT AND CARE FOR IT,AND FIX IT WHEN ITS BROKEN AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT WHEN ITS SICK,THIS IS TRUE FOR MARRIAGE AND FRIENDSHIPS AND CHILDREN WITH BAD REPORT CARDS:AND DOGS WITH BAD HIPS: AND AGING PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS.WE KEEP THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT,BECAUSE WE CHERISH THEM!THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGSTHAT MAKE US HAPPY, NO MATTER WHAT LIFE IS IMPORTANT AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE WE KNOW;AND SO, WE KEEP THEM. I RECIEVED THIS FROM MY SISTER TODAY WHO THOUGHT I WAS A " KEEPER"

~thursday August 20, 2009~
How can I? Everything around me is crumbling, everyone near me, I push away or hurt. I'm a plague, that does nothing but eat away at anything I touch. I feel like people are better off, as I just cause misery. If you don't want to continue reading, I understand. I'm not here to entertain, or ask for forgiveness. I am here, because I have no where else to turn to. Even now, as I type this, it kills me to share my feelings, and know that it only digs the hole deeper as I'm obviously feeling sorry for myself. And that, in itself, is proof that I'm a failure. Hell, I understand why people don't want anything to do with me anymore, I don't want anything to do with myself. I can sense it...even now, as you read this, you wonder why did you even bother with me in the first place? That's why you're pulling away, and I don't blame you. I put these thoughts down, to release the pain, the misery, the anguish that I hold inside. Every day, I wake up hoping, really hoping, that I c

Lets Get It Started!!
HERE'S THE DEAL... THIS IS AN AUCTION FOR AN AUTO/BOMB!! NO FUBUCK BIDS OR MATERIAL($$$$) BIDS ALLOWED! BE CREATIVE AND THE BIDS WILL BE VOTED ON AND THE MOST CREATIVE BID WINS!! :P LETS HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS... THIS IS A SEPERATE AUCTION FROM THE OTHER!

~* Unholy Consumption*~
From within blue looking out unto grey faded from light which wence they came seemingly blind but seeing more then you will ever know wreched but no pain ye feel Bound by an unresiding purity yet tainited beyond recognition reconstructed by soacialistic views your bed is made pay your dues Seemingly liminous but never so dim run to the fire its warm within angelic voices run demonic rounds let them entice you before you drown Bring your soul you wont need it today let the fraudlent words fade it away seemingly angelic but demonised plastic and over synthethised does this meet your expectations? From within this is what you sought for come to them for your slaughter those you scar on your way to greatness you will meet as you fall from grace this is how you take your place Is it all you hoped to see? your empty popularity your bed youve made

Need Advice From Some More Women.
Well those of you who already know my predicament have given me advice, I am looking for more. I have been with the woman of my dreams the love of my life for a year and a half. I did everything I could to make her happy, I would cook her dinner every night, clean the house so she could come home and relax, make her a bath and just sit there and enjoy her company. Then if she needed it, I would give her a no strings attached back rub. I have spoiled her to no end, then one day she just starts acting like she doesn't care anymore. Mind you we are both very busy, on top of doing everything for her I was working 48 hours a week at one job, and working 40 hours at another never having time for for myself, but the sacrafice was worth it because she was always happy. She to was working 40 hours a week at a job I got her set up with. I love this woman with all my heart and soul, yet i was hurt by her sudden lack of affection. I would do anything to get us back to where we used to be, she is t

Roll Call 8-23-09
You will profile rate each Llama that was on the last roll call list once done leave a comment below that you have done so. Those failing to do this roll call by Wednesday midnight will be removed see the last warning blog. They are all listed as family members on the home page so it should make it easier Thanks, Dave Founder

My Confessional
By the time I was 14, I played football for 4 years in organized sports and was hopefull of getting a scholorship for college playing football. By the time I was to start highschool I was set to go! But my mother got married and swiched schools because we moved. No problem I was good, I got a spot on the team at the new school. According to my step father, football players wear girly pants and hump each other when they tackle...anyways, I recieved a 2.9 gpa and my stepfather said I was smarter than that, and should have recieved a 4.0, so I was punished for 6 weeks and beaten with a telephone chord. The marks spanned from the back of my neck to my knees and I refused to take showers at school and it got the attention from my gym teacher and coach. when they investigated, I had to humiliate my self by showing my ass to the principal at school. when the school called the police, they called and talke to my mom, being the guardian, and she was in complete denial of the beating I recieved

And Update On My Dad
I'm taking the time while waiting for my dad's wife to get here to let anyone who may wonder what is happening. My dad's doctor called this morning. It has come to the point that it is just a matter of time. My dad has lung cancer and COPD as well as pneumonia that just won't go away. He did two rounds of chemo and radiation and in essence took his chances that he might beat the cancer. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The radiation was the cause of radiation pnuemonia. At this time he only has one lung left that is actually working. The other one is gone. He has refused to have anymore needles in any form. He is dangerously anemic and getting more so as the pneumonia gets worse. A blood transfusion might help but since he has refused the needles that is out of the question. Because of the anemia, his body is not getting the oxygen it needs and his body is starting to shut down. He was able to let the doctor know Monday in one of his clearer moments, that he is in severe pain.

Srsly??
->g1: I won't be calling youg1: my yahoo ID is: byvic->g1: Please refer to my about me section on that questiong1: 718 342 9580g1: do u have yahoo?->g1: nog1: ok let meet tomorow at the mall->g1: 2. I don't know you.->g1: OK, then let me help you out... 1. Spring hill is a ways away and I am drunk. I am not getting a DUIg1: im here on vacation i need to meet some one->g1: Why would I?g1: why?->g1: I don't think sog1: come over->g1: I am sorry to hear thatg1: im here in spring hill bored->g1: Nothing... you?g1: what r u up to?->g1: hig1: hello

What Season Is Your Soul Connected To?
Your Soul Is Connected to the Fall You are a somewhat sensitive soul with a tough exterior. You are street smart and wise about the world. You have the heart of a poet, but you're not too eager to let anyone else see it. You are very creative and deeply talented. You are still looking for the perfect outlet for your expression. You embrace change and think the cycles of life are beautiful. You don't shrink away from the darker elements of life. What Season is Your Soul Connected To?

The Why
So this is to let my FRIENDS know why I'm no longer working in the Velvet Lounge and why I won't be going there as much. Today, as many of you already know, I took one of my 10 month old puppies to the vet. I left myself parked in the lounge while I was gone. It took much longer than I had thought it would... about 3 hours. When I got home I made my pup comfortable and I did get back on and speak in the lounge. There was TWO people talking when I came back. I said hi and did the nammmmmmmmeeeeeeeee thing to them and then to about 8 other people as they either entered the room or started to talk. During this time I was in about 6 IM's and explaining to a person in the lounge what the vet had said about my dog. I had spent 3 hours finding out my dog has a very serious infection. He had some how managed to shove a stick or something down his throat and into his voice box. Not knowing he had hurt himself it had abcessed and he is a VERY sick doggie (see the new pics in my "More Ran

Debbullan's Rubber Ducky Race 2009
Debbullan's FIFTH ANNUAL RUBBER DUCKY RACE! It only happens once a year folks. It is the only time we actively solicit your assistance in donated support. We have incorporated innovative ways for you to participate this year that immediately reward you in these difficult financial times. We have also chosen a very special focus for the funds collected through this year's fundraiser.Note the first website holds your options for participation. Then follow the link to the "WHY" for the announcement of the fundraiser goal. Use this link: Debbullan Rubber Ducky Vital Info or copy and paste this url address: http://www.debbullan.org/2008_annual_rubber_ducky_Race.htm We do hope you will contribute in anyway you can including telling your family and friends about this fundraiser As always, your thoughts, suggestions and comments are very welcome.Debbullan.Inc

Millions For A Mistake?
Texas DNA exonerees find prosperity after prison By JEFF CARLTON, Associated Press Writer Jeff Carlton, Associated Press Writer Fri Sep 4, 1:13 pm ET DALLAS – Thomas McGowan's journey from prison to prosperity is about to culminate in $1.8 million, and he knows just how to spend it: on a house with three bedrooms, stainless steel kitchen appliances and a washer and dryer. "I'll let my girlfriend pick out the rest," said McGowan, who was exonerated last year based on DNA evidence after spending nearly 23 years in prison for rape and robbery. He and other exonerees in Texas, which leads the nation in freeing the wrongly convicted, soon will become instant millionaires under a new state law that took effect this week. Exonerees will get $80,000 for each year they spent behind bars. The compensation also includes lifetime annuity payments that for most of the wrongly convicted are worth between $40,000 and $50,000 a year — making it by far the nation

Are You Shitting Me?!?!
so i was applying online for scotts lawn service...and apparently im not qualified for the job because... 9. As a tobacco-free Company, Scotts' policy is to not hire candidates who use tobacco. Are you a tobacco user?(Please note: Nicotine testing is included as part of our pre-hire screening process. The use of nicotine replacement therapies may result in a positive test result which will disqualify candidates from employment consideration.) Yes No ghey

Hooray For Whores!!
¨^»Princess...: im kidding you, have a good one ¨^»Princess...: thats true you did nothing hehehe ->¨^»Princess...: I can get drinks without doing anything ¨^»Princess...: can you pls fan me? ill go buy yuo a drink She bought me a drink and the message bathered on about how she's re-rating my profile and has fanned me in the past and I should do the same. :-s Suck my clit, lady! (fu)

Fan-of Issues.
Just want to say this quick, It's pretty simple. Due to the high imbalance between the people that you fan and the people that don't show you the time, effort, respect and consideration to fan you back, you will lose me as a fan when I catch it. It's not that hard and free to return a simple favor and show some consideration for people that view your profile. Have we gotten that selfish and lost all sense of common Fubar edicate? Or does that even exist anymore? I encourage others to do the same if you see fit to. Times they are a changin... Thanks and have a good week. - JD

Help?
when a friend and I try to get answer out of the fubar support staff...this is what happens...I was also banned and ejected after she was and had said nothing...they also deleted PJ's comment about favorites being played wtf

Blurred
i can't think straight my outlook is to crookedtry to straighten things out but bad visions to vividclose my eyes for to long end up with a nightmareeyes open or closed can't escape thoughts everywhereanywhere i go, everything i see, always follows meevil calls out to me, curiosity makes me wanna seeso i run towards it like pain and danger don't bother meend up hurt with scars so deep it looks like the parted red seadearly depart me, so i can say hello to my dearly departedmy apologies to the loved ones for all the shit that i starteda steady stream of liquid from your eyes, cus of my demiseresurection is a mutha though unless all i heard were lieswhen i arise please let me keep all my memories intactso when i get back i don't make the same mistakes... in factgive me the chance to enter the lives of those i left againmake em forget all about the old me, wonder if i canhold grudges with those that moved on, what an evil plantold you i was sick, but scrap that i'm not an evil manjust som

Enigma's Far Train...members
All members please FAR all members before you before you private message me to join. I put the members in my pic...the folder is called Enigma's FAR Train. That is where you will find all the members. See train infor for all you need to know. Please feel free to come back everyday to re-rate all members. Thanks and have fun

Crappy Movies
Can shitty burnt out actors stop partaking in crappy movies just for the sake of portraying someone "cool"? Example: Zombieland. Woody Harrelson: you are a burnt out tough guy wanna be which has cursed every movie with unprecedented crappyness and sleazy macho man presence. Maybe a retirement fund investment would be a better idea than rehashing another living-dead idea.

Aloha
The smell of the salty air, the sounds of sea gulls cry, and the endless blue sky can only mean one thing, a cruise. We had to get up while it was still dark and board a flight to Honolulu,Hawaii. We were taking a cruise, but not just any cruise. This one lasted 7 days and toured all the major islands of America's own paradise. Sheesh, what is it about airports? The only time there ever seems to be a breeze, is when it's cold, and then it's a gale force Nor eastern. Leaving the car and heading toward the terminal, your hit with the pungent smell of jet exhaust. As fast as you can you make it inside, only to wait in line just a bit shorter than a depression era soup line, but moves SO much slower. Then to make things just a bit more rosy, you get caught behind Abdul la, the only Arab American that still hasn't grasped the concept of indoor plumbing and the new 'Typhoid Mary' who's unknowingly transporting the newest and most deadly strain of Pig Flu. Finally its o

Stolen From Philemon
Name something you dislike about the day you're having? I'm restless When will your next kiss be? uhm...tonite? Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence? fat ugly rumor mongering coworker Are you dating the last person you talked to? we went past dating Who was the last person you talked to in person? String Wielder, AKA hubby Are you happy right now? Yes What are you sitting on right now? crappy metal chair Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from? I dont get texts Have you ever wanted someone you can't have? Yes A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You say.. turn around and look at the culprit Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? I didnt go to bed What were you doing last night at midnight? Sittin with hubbs at Denny's Where is the shirt you are wearing from? from my work, a uniform Are you a mean person? Mostly; but not always

How The Hell Would I Know?
FEAR_THE_D...: DO U LIKE GIVING HEAD ->FEAR_THE_D...: I dont have a dick so I wouldn't know. FEAR_THE_D...: ARE OLDER LADYS BETTER AT GIVING HEAD ->FEAR_THE_D...: Nope,not at all. very single! FEAR_THE_D...: SO UR TAKEN-> FEAR_THE_D...: my widlness died last year...outta luck with me. sorry! FEAR_THE_D...: I WANNA WILD ONE-> l->FEAR_THE_D...: Well that sucks...get a new one. FEAR_THE_D...: BORED OF MY G/F >FEAR_THE_D...: I am great and you? FEAR_THE_D...: HOW R U SEXY-> FEAR_THE_D...: Hi Hmmm,I should have said "Well yes,yes we do. I suck mine daily!" Jackass!

Lil Ones
I am a GILF...............dig it My oldest is 22 and on down the line I have some............ My youngest last year got a B in citizenship yet had a folder full of write ups. This year, she is following suit........disturbing class.........talking ...........her folder looks like Tic Tac Toe with no winner.....................FULL I have taken away her DS I have taken away her Heeleys' I have put her in her room fom the time she gets home until bedtime (she came out to eat dinner) Mumm within a Blog..............Please help me make up my mind........ What next? (bend over and grab your ankles????) (dont forget the B last year) I AM TewDope dig it

Sons Football Coach's Still Suck
my son had a game today, the team has improved but they lost. they havent won a game all season. my son plays cornerback on defense and he stopped the plays going to his side of the field in the first quarter. so the other team runs the other way, obviously, and gets the first downs and touchdowns running left instead of right... If I were coach id make adjust ments on the field..switch corners every couple downs, move the line backers to cornerback...what ever it takes to stop them... i realize they are supposed to learn the sport and all, but even the older ladies sitting next to me were saying the coach's werent making adjustments.. the other team was...anyways final score was 38-24 they lost the battle at the line of scrimmage...the other teams kids were a lot bigger! its official...the coach doesnt get it.

Mumm Privs
i got mine back and of course i could behave and only do "pc" mumms but where is the fun in that? i mean this is me we are talking about... so think we are gonna start a pool on how long i'll have my privs... dr.black says 48 hours... anyone care to take another bet?

My Punishment
We'll looks like my status got me into trouble and the fu-gods were not pleased. I am dealing with the consequences of my actions and not having the privilege of having a status or online icon. I hope the fu-gods will look down upon me and show alittle love and give them back someday soon. I beg like alittle child, flashing my eye lashes and having a pouty face "please Fu-gods please give me back my status and icon, I promise to be good as I can be. I don't like being grounded and would be a happy little girl if you would let me have it back" I just wanted everyone to know that I am somewhat around still though you can not tell at all when I am and not online.

A Rare Beauty
A rare beauty in the north, she's the finest lady on earth. A glance from her, the whole city falls; a second glance leaves the whole nation in ruins. There exists no city or nation, that has been more cherished Than a beauty like this.

Yes.... I Am In The Mood To Be Ranting And Hateful Lol
so... these last 10 days i have spent moving... well the most of them laying on the couch sick looking at full boxes wishing they could undo themselves and move their contents to the proper locations for me. well... i never thought i would say, i was so happy to have the flu! i got a call today from the house that i was waiting to be completed for me to move into... 5 months early. lmao. so even though my deposit on the 6 month lease here will be forfeited and all the utility deposits will have to be paid AGAIN... lol... at least my belongings are for the most part still packed. long story short lol... i will begin moving again next week. oh and if anyone has seen my Erin Destroyed A&F jeans... please let me know which box!!!! lmao!!!!

Wow Facebook And The New All Time Low Lol
Woman Arrested for Facebook 'Poke' By Chelsea-BadeauWed, 14 Oct 2009 20:51:21 GMT Be careful who you "poke." According to the AP, 36-year-old Shannon Jackson of Hendersonville, Tenn. was arrested for poking Dana Hannah, a woman she was accused of stalking, on the social networking site Facebook. Jackson was under court order not to communicate with the woman she allegedly poked. Just in case you’ve never been poked, the virtual nudge generally acts as a playful hello. ABC News calls it the "digital equivalent of waving at someone from across a crowded room." It’s a harmless, little application, unless of course you happen to have a restraining order and choose to poke the person who filed it. Many Facebook users would agree that poking is annoying, but this may be the first time it’s been considered criminal. The online contact violates a judge’s order "to refrain from telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating with [Hannah]." Jackson could f

What Tetris Block Are You?
You Are the "T" Block You are very flexible and adaptable. You're able to fill almost any role or do almost any job. You are peaceful and calm. In fact, you're so tranquil that people often forget you're around. You prefer to leave the drama to other people. That being said, you sometimes end up cleaning up someone else's mess. You don't mind doing the dirty work every so often. You're a true team player, and you're always happy to contribute. What Tetris Block Are You? Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Fun With Names Vol.2 Rio My Pimp
as sexy pricilla here and in like a minute... i got.. 32 friends request and 6 fuckers in my shout box trying to fuck me... i shit you not... i am gonna kill that bitch... *damn* how desperate are these guys if they see this pic and jump?

Just....love
First of all I want to apologize if this blog is gonna be too long or too boring at some point. I guess I just need to have a “talk” with this “paper” and then share my thoughts with you…my friends. Some of you are new, some are old…some of you are not even yet but you will be sooner or later. Is funny how words run through my mind but when I sit to write them down they all vanish like darkness at the break of the day. I always loved to dream … I suppose everyone does at some point, more or less. Lets say I dream more than more. I believed since I was a child in a forever lasting perfect love… and more than anything I believed I will find it. I believed in the purity people hold in their hearts and I believed that the truth is the best way to live my life… Years pass and looking back and knowing what I have become I realized that I kept strong my believes and more than anything I followed them. The purity in people&rs

Mumm Talk
Since I've discovered FUBAR has Texas Hold Em poker, I have been holed up in there playing. I haven't MuMMed much at all. I miss the people, but I can't stop playing poker!! LOL I'm addicted. However, the few times I have come to MuMM at night, I have gotten jumped on for stupid shit. By people who are/were on my friends list. So back to the poker table I go. I'm sure I'll pop in, but it's really ridiculous and I'm not in the mood to be jumped on.

I Hate Christmas.......
....it is the worst time of year for me. But it doesn't have to be bad for others. This year, I am asking anyone within the sound of my voice or the reading of this blog to do one thing this holiday season. Just one small gesture that will not only make the day of someone in need, but make your day as well. Buy just 1 homeless person a hot meal. Don't give them money, just buy them a meal. Go to McDonalds and buy a homeless child a Happy Meal. You have no idea how much that one small gesture will be appreciated. Kindness is the best gift.

I Want....
Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain. Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain. Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen. But something happened for the very first time with you. My heart melted to the ground, found something trueAnd everyone's looking 'round, thinking I'm going crazy. But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you. They try to pull me away but they don't know the truth. My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing. You cut me open. And I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love. I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love. Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love. You cut me open. ~"Bleeding Love" Leona Lewis I like this song. Not that anybody's really trying to keep Matt and I apart by any means, but that first part is so true. I closed myself off after Donnie. I didn't want anymore. I didn't want anything. I was content on focusing on myself, finding myself, my likes and dislikes, and being single. But something happened wi

Up... Down...
Up... Down... Inside... Outside... Crazy.. Love... Resentment... Trust... Control... Lost... Walls... Falling... Ending... Beginning... Spinning... Laughing... Crying... Excitement... Trying... Done...

Men...
I hate all the playaz and haterz. Its really gettin on my nerves, why cant I find a real man thats not a cheater or an asshole? But I dont want a real nice guy thats gonna be a total pussy either. Is there a good medium, where I can find my ideal guy? I like a man with lots of tats, piercings, and a badass, but I want him to be nice and take care of me and be with me all the time. Will I ever be happy?

Anger....sadness....too Much At One Time
I had a new rescue...only had him for two weeks. Severely underweight.....heartworm positive....ear infections....just a mess. But even with all that he was a sweet boy who loved to give sloppy kisses. Today was our third visit to the vet in two weeks.....and we found out more bad news....there was a tumor in his head, possibly from being beaten, who knows. The tumor was inoperable. Due to the amount of pain he was in.....and his other medical problems...I had to make the dreaded decision. So, I decided to let him go....free of all the cruelty people can inflict on an animal....free of pain and suffering. Because of someones negligence and abuse of this two year old pup...it came down to me to make the call. I can only hope that he is at peace now and will forgive me.... (bh)

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus
Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa ClausEditorial Page, New York Sun, 1897 We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?Virginia O'Hanlon Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa

It's Our Party, And We'll Fight If We Want To.
My buddy, Dr. Kerdorkian, and myself wanna let off some steam, so we've decided to have a party/kick people's asses. We've compiled a small list of supplies we will need. If there's anything you folks would care to add to the list, to make this massacre, I mean, party, more enjoyable, please feel free. a wire wisk,a jump rope,boxing gloves, a tarp,a cool beer hat thingy,ooooh, a beer bong,batteries, assorted bags of chips, A SPELUNKING HELMET WITH RAD LIGHT ON IT, football cleats,a case of Mickeys big mouths 3 scarvesa weightlifting belta bag of flour4 eggsa case of .40 s&w ammorappelling gearbacona catmemory cardsabsinthea large bowla small bowla greased twister mathershey's chocolate syrup....

I Waxed A Poetic
SNOWFLAKE (INSPIRED by Naked Rocker) Formed from dust and vapor falling through the freezing air. If one should fall from grace and enter in the Devil's lair, May the beauty God's bestowed it; individual and rare put shame to all his minions crawling back into their doom. For with this Godsent snowflake, He reminds us he made room... Merry Christamas... Rox

Video Blog : Fubar Salute How-to...plus More...
So the war of Real vs. Fake continues around here. More people cleverly disguising themselves under false pretenses are getting served by the minute, all day every day around here now it seems. And it doesn’t make me upset not for one minute. But I’m not the only one on here that is a little fed up with the games that people play. Honestly it’s good to see people starting to realize that if something or someone is too good to be true, it usually is. With that in mind I bring you my good friend Jrie. She’s taken the time to actually make a “How To” video for people that don’t understand why their salutes are being rejected or even to counteract those who continue to make ridiculous excuses as to why they can’t post one. Jrie is real, as you can see in her video below… To see why, in her own words, why she felt the need to do this, here’s the link to her own blog posting below… Click to check out her blog! ..an

At A Crossroads...
I find myself at a Crossroads as of late. Not in a good way, well hell at this rate I am not sure if its good or bad lol. Sometimes I question my dissisions and actions just like everyone else but lately I seem to question my every move and thought. Did I make the right choice, did I screw up by doing this or that....Are things going to change because of the choices and actions I did take etc etc etc. These are all questions that are left unanswered in my own head. I allowed myself to be happy for a short time, even allowed myself to be leave that I could be happy, yeah yeah I know why'd ya go and convince yourself of that BS lol. I guess for the simple fact that I to want to be happy I too want to feel loved and wanted and appriciated. I mean is that so much to ask for really? To have someone actually care about me and not what I can give them or how I can make there life easier....Now Before vain people start to think I'm talking about them Let me assure yo

Read
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. Thomas Jefferson

Oops!
After FUBAR died last night, I found my self going thru my itunes, and finding the album artwork for a few hundred songs i took from my desktop and added to my laptop.. sounds simple enough, right? well it wasnt...and i looked at the time and oh damn it was 5am!!! how did it take 5 hours and not be finished!!?? heres the problem...one example is Tool, when I search itunes store there is not a 1 cd to be found...idky and Led Zeppelin 4 could not be found... so i skipped them and even tho some songs i obtained from ares, have all the info for the album and tracks...artwork could not be found automatic...so i have to search for the songs. when I find them I have to enter the album title in exactly as it is on itunes... any extra spaces or capitolizations in the title need to be exact!!! and there is some...like sublime...grrr "20th Century Masters" cd... i have the actual cd and thats all it says right...on itunes its a friggin paragraph!!! anyways, does anyone else give a s

2nd Alarm Hottie Coc (code Of Conduct)
Welcome to Everyone & glad to see you all here. 1. All 2nd alrm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimun " 10 new pics " of yourself 2.All Hotties Must Be Female ( no exceptions ) 3.Must sign the COC ( code of conduct ) agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting procedure. 4.Shout Box Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose, unless all Officers are made friends.so we can communicate with you when necessary. 5.2nd Alarm Hotties Homepage must be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect & remain in your family after admittance.Fire Chief (Founder) must be added to your family as well but doesn't h

For Those Who Care
Well, I think it's time for me to leave this place....at least for now. This place depresses me, and in all honesty, is doing me more harm than good. Feel free to PM me is you want another way to talk, (unless you already have it, then you are one step ahead). To the rest, good riddence, I hope you enjoy your lives.

This Blackest Purse
i'm not who, with my eyes from stage, i claim to be,i've only cradled death in my own ending,flesh from far off and abstracted litcandle wick flickeringand when a thing starts finishing around me,i faint or fake a moustache, an accent, or flee,in fear my expired license be pulled by sheer proximityfact: the poseur in the bowler gets shot first,thinks he's the shit cause he can spit and curse,actin' brash and flashin' a pistol that squirts,scowling, and shouting, "shall we dance?"should our heroes hands be holding this blackest purse?mom, am i failing or worse?mom, am i failing?what should these earnest hands be holding?still sportin' my ex-girlfriend's dead ex-boyfriend's boxers,i wanna operate from a base of hunger,no longer be ashamed and hide mytears in shower water while i lather for pleasurei wanna speak at an intimate decibelwith the precision of an infinite decimal,to listen up and send back a true echoof something forever felt but never heardi want that sharpened steel of truth

Are You More Marilyn Or Audrey?
You Are More Like Audrey Hepburn You are classy, stylish, and charming. You are the true definition of grace.Some people may think you're a pushover, but they have no idea how tough you can be.You tend to draw people in with your mind. You are an intelligent and witty flirt.You are effortlessly gorgeous and naturally appealing. No one would accuse you of trying too hard. Are You More Marilyn or Audrey? Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist I was born on her birthday. :)

15 Storeys High
Sean Lock lives in a flat. As sitcom premises go, that's fairly high concept, but there you have it. He doesn't really deal with people that well, and has an earnest flat mate called Errol. Some mildly strange things happen. And everything's a bit beige. And it's genius. Come get some. 15 Storeys High on the BBC

What Kind Of Fabric Are You?
You Are Wool You are down to earth, practical, and no nonsense. You need a fabric that's durable and hearty. You don't mind if wool is itchy... at least it keeps you warm! And you're responsible enough to take care of wool properly. You aren't superficial or frivolous. You value substance over style and function over form. You are humble and thoughtful. You are happy with who you are, and you don't like vanity get the best of you. What Kind of Fabric Are You? Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes