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WE ALL KNOW BARBIE AS A WHOLESOME TOY FOR KIDS BUT I HAVE A DIFFERENT THOUGHT: I RAN INTO SOME FOOTAGE OF HER DURING HER TEEN YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS. TURNS OUT SHE WAS STRAPPED FOR CASH AND TALKED INTO DOIN SOME SOFT PORN FOR A QUICK BUCK!!! I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE OF HER SHINANIGANS HOWEVER AFTER HER CASHFLOW PROBLEM SHE REALLY SEEMED TO LIKE IT BECAUSE SHE KEPT DOING IT!!! THEN I THINK SHE GOT A SORE JAW AND ENDED UP QUITTING HER ACTING GIG AND NOW SHE PRODUCES FILMS INSTEAD IN THE IMFAMOUS SAN BERNADINO VALLEY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!! NOW PPL, SHE HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS!! SHE HAS MARKETED HERSELF AS THE PERFECT FORM OF BEAUTY TO HAVE OUR CHILDREN SECOND GUESSING THEIR LOOKS AT EVERY CORNER!!! SHE'S PLASTIC AND FAKE BUT OUR LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP WANTING TO BE HER. WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE THEY SOMETIMES BEGIN TO HATE THEMSELVES, ACQUIRING LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND THEN AT THAT POINT THEY START BLOWING ANYONE FOR ATTENTION AND ACCEPTANCE! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS BITCH BARBIE IN HER TRACKS! WE NEED TO TELL OUR LITTLE GIRLS TO GROW UP ESTEEMED FILLED AND STRONG, TEACH EM TO TAKE A STAND NOT A SEAT. TELL THEM THEY ARE LOVED AND THEY NEVER HAVE TO BE A BARBIE FOR YOURS OR ANYONE ELSE'S APPROVAL. SQUASH THIS PLASTIC ICON AND DON'T ALLOW HER TO RUIN OUR YOUTH!!! THANKS FOR LISTENING! BUDDY ROFL-LMAO!!!