Johnnydevil's blog: "Real Fu-Kin Life."

1. Polish bling of people running God Modes that don't have you in their families while also not rating them.
2. Like People running God Modes with or without Rockstars that don't have you in their families while also not rating them.
3. Rating boomerangs that don't have a famplifier attached.
4. Just liking and not rating someone running a famplifier that doesn't have you in their family.
5. Viewing the mumms and leaving random snarky comments.
6. Counting and logging fake profiles.
7. Busting fakes and blogging them.
8. Going into lounges to see if there's anything worthwhile to see on cam, if not just leave.
9. Forgetting the bulletin board exists. This just comes naturally these days.
10. Unfanning people that you have fanned but don't have the decency to add you.
11. Avoiding FuMafia and the Drone Fake Patrol over there.
12. Waiting for a Bling Sale.
13. Wondering what these people look like in real life without "special" featured pictures.
14. Looking through pictures of "hot" dudes or chicks then get about 112 pictures into their "me" folder and see what they really look like.
15. Playing the FuLotto and Lose.
16. Become staff of a lounge only to sign in and go to the lounge and find yourself removed and don't really know why or after leaving, find yourself really not caring (this happend to me a few times, including today)
17. Wonder what people that sign in here and don't talk actually do.
18. Wonder what happend to people in your family that become numbers.
19. Wondering where your family members went that haven't signed on or done anything in months or years.
20. Repeat above steps 1-19 every time you log in.

...odds are these things will make people mad, insult people, or even make yourself depressed. However, if you can find some amusement for any length of time doing any of the things above, you will have accomplished your goal of remembering why you sign into Fubar in the first place.