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42 Year Old · Female · From · fuMarried to: Ellie oO... · Joined on November 21, 2008 · Born on December 14th · 14 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!

"The Promiscuous One" probably doesn't mean what you THINK it means. It means I am complicated and do not restrict myself to any sort of group, clique, stereotype, etc. NOT that I am easy, sleazy, or skeezy. Although I have probably been all of those things at some point in my life, I'm not now. The remainder of the horoscope is quite accurate.

NO, I do not want to see your penis. If I did...you'd know it. NO, I will not show you my tits...if I wanted you to see them, I'd let you know. If you hit me up and tell me you have your NSFW's open for a bit and I should/could check them out if I wanted to, I will tell you I would rather swallow razor blades and chase them with Gasoline. (Don't believe me, check out my pics for the SS of the last moron that hit me up) I will then publicly humiliate you by adding YOU to the idiot files :)

I flirt relentlessly, but won't follow through. I rip people to shreds, for fun, don't get butt-hurt. I love to make people laugh and smile and it's all in good fun. If I REALLY mean anything cruel that I say, you will have no doubt if I'm serious.

I change the music on my page all the time, it's a rather reliable litmus test of my mood. If it's ever CCR's "Bad Moon on The Rise" you'll want to run away from my page as quickly and safely as possible :)

I'm a smart-ass, but I'm cute!



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42 Year Old · Female · From · fuMarried to: Ellie oO... · Joined on November 21, 2008 · Born on December 14th · 14 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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