Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student:"Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor:"Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student:"Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an"A" for the Exam." Professor:"Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student:"What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an"A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers:"Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an"A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."
"A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says,"None." The teacher asks,"Why?" Johnny says,"Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says,"No, there are two left, but I like how you're thinking." Then Johnny asks the teacher,"You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher responds,"The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says,"No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... You will have to ask my parents! I hope I made you smile and wonder what JoJo will say or do next