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35 Year Old · Female · Joined on March 11, 2008 · Born on October 16th · 2 referrals joined! · 28 different people have a crush on me!













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How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.


Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.

35 Year Old · Female · Joined on March 11, 2008 · Born on October 16th · 2 referrals joined! · 28 different people have a crush on me!
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  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. Auto correct can also let you know you swear too much, as seen when someone meant to say"I went home, sat on the bed, and thought about you." However, their auto correct put an"h" after the"s" in sat...that must have been some very deep thinking. Hope you have a great Saturday!

    4 hrs ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. I've heard that there is a new form of going from place to place available to all Hypnotists. It is the newest craze in Trance-portation. Hope you have a great Thursday!

    2 days ago · Reply
  • CVSD MFK...Sierra Myst Nee...
    A key to successful marriage: whenever you're wrong admit it, whenever you're right - shut up!

    2 days ago · Reply
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  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. The next time you are tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually brings...water . Hope you have a great Sunday!

    6 days ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. More from the Auto correct and Typo files: It is never good to text before fully awake, as evidenced by the guy who, after getting some instructions from his boss early one morning, said"Ok Sir. I can check that, and will be naked with you shortly" instead of"...back with you..." Hope you have a great Saturday!

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • CVSD MFK...Sierra Myst Nee...
    You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and don't tell you where they're going.

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. More from the Auto-correct and Typo files: Someone was trying to talk about Kim Kardashian, but ended up typing"Kim Lard Ashcan" which, when you think about it, could be the same. LOL Hope you have a great Thursday!

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. More from the Auto correct and Typo files: When talking about going to a farmer's market, mom was listing the things to get, including"Golden Delicious and Metro-sexual Apples". Never knew that apples got classified as any gender preference - Hope you've had a great Tuesday!

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • Snakeoil FE to ...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Hi

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  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He ended up selling his soul to Santa. Hope you have a great Sunday!

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. More from the Autocorrect and Typo files: When talking about going to a farmer's market, mom was listing the things to get, including"Golden Delicious and Metrosexual Apples". Never knew that apples got classified as any gender preference - Hope you've had a great day!

    1 wk ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. From the Autocorrect (and Typo) files: Mom was sending slow-cooker instructions to her daughter, but her phone didn't know the word"Crockpot". The instructions came across as"put all ingredients in the crackpipe..." If the recipe was for smoked chicken, that could work. Hope you have a great Thursday!

    2 wks ago · Reply
  • Sierra Myst Nee... This constant fear of me dying is really starting to get to me, idk what to do
    • Ryche aka atypi... Having been in a similar fear situation (heart issues) - here is what I can say - Don't worry about what you can't control. The fear is going to cripple your ability to enjoy life for what it is, and will continually rob your happiness. Just enjoy the things you normally do, and try to keep your mind off the negative. Once they get a hold of you, they drag you down deeper into their whirlpool of suck...
      1 wk ago · Reply
    • BB aka BigBoss think of the positive hun, surround and envelop yourself with the comofort and warmth of things that give you joy and remiss your mind of what is... that's all you can do, be strong, I'm praying and thinking of you always. *big strong hugs* ~Shawn~
      2 wks ago · Reply
    • LABZ rlm FUNNYDUDE hoping things are well with you....miss you terribly!!!!!!! sending you good thoughts and best wishes
      2 wks ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. Even Jeffrey Dahmer had omen-type issues with auto-correct. He once texted a friend who asked for help that he'd be over in 10 minutes, soon as he finished"chopping" off his sister, as opposed to"dropping off". Hope you've had a great Sunday!

    2 wks ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. From the Autocorrect (and Typo) files: There was the guy bragging to his buddy about being a"peanut" connoisseur. But it took him three tries. The first two attempts were"Peanut dinosaur" and"penis connoisseur". He shoulda quit after the first attempt. Hope you have a great Friday!

    3 wks ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. From the Autocorrect (and Typo) files: A wife texted her husband to ask where the ducktape was. But she hit the 'f' instead of 'd' and asked about"fucktape". The husband, quick as can be, replied"in the bedroom near the handcuffs and whips". Hope you have a great Thursday!

    3 wks ago · Reply
  • Ryche aka atypi...Sierra Myst Nee...
    Heya Myst. Have you heard the new joke about the broom? You haven't?!?!?! I'm surprised cause it is sweeping the nation. - Hope you've had a great day!

    3 wks ago · Reply
  • David0369xCPxSierra Myst Nee...
    Re-rated

    3 wks ago · Reply
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