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43 Year Old · Female · From East Stroudsburg, PA · fuMarried to: Melancholy M... · fu-Owned by Melancholy Mush... and is worth 400,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on February 24, 2010 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on June 1st · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 10 different people have a crush on me!

I have not updated my "about me" section in such a long time, so I figured it was about time that I did:

1). I am not here to play the "Fu" game that everyone else is. Begging for shit only makes you look that more stupid and pathetic; however, if you need help and seem like a normal polite person... then I may consider helping out, but if you say "Bomb me" or "comment this" then I'll pray to my lord and savior, Cthulhu, to have you rot in the deepest and darkest pits of decaying vaginal fluid. I play Mafia and socialize here and there.

2). I do not accept BLANK friend requests, if you have the time to view my page and send me one then you obviously had the fucking time to add a little message in it. I am not here to boost your friend numbers.

3). I am HAPPILY taken by my Fu-Husband and we have been and lived together for the past 4 years... so all of you other guys, unfortunately, have a better chance of meeting death :). Please do not ask to see tits and ass, I will just refer you to his page and you can deal with him directly on the subject. As for the ladies, you can look, befriend and be social, but don't disrespect me. Yes he's fucking sexy as hell, an awesome person, funny and mine...do not make me turn the bitch-switch on, I will make you feel smaller then the piece of shit whore-bag you already are for trying to steal someone else's man. You will not enjoy my wrath.

4). With #3 being said... I am not interested in any other man, so all you guys can keep your pathetic attempts at sexual needs to yourself; however, lucky enough for the Hubby... I am Bi-Sexual so ladies please feel free to add me :D

5). I am witty, sarcastic, and I am a Wiccan... so keep your praying and "you need God in your life" bullshit to yourself, please and thank you. I am very personable and easy to talk to... but don't get on my bad side because I can be a bitch. Just like the Hubby, a mixture of both sweet and salty. Which is most likely why we get a long so well. I love expanding my knowledge of ancient cultures and mythology. I own many books on the topic because the Hubby has majored in Religions and World Mythology. Now that I think about it... it's no wonder that I lose a lot of arguments against him regarding the subject; however, I always have him beat regarding Ancient Egyptian history, which is my absolute favorite. My favorite color is purple, I have eclectic musical taste, I work in the travel industry, and NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PEEN.





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43 Year Old · Female · From East Stroudsburg, PA · fuMarried to: Melancholy M... · fu-Owned by Melancholy Mush... and is worth 400,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on February 24, 2010 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on June 1st · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 10 different people have a crush on me!
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