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47 Year Old · Male · From Las Vegas, NV · fuMarried to: Ashafrassh · Owned by Ashafrassh and is worth 20 coins. · Invited by: Belladonna · Joined on October 26, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 1st · 16 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 5 different people have a crush on me!
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DON'T LET ANY OF MY PICS FOOL YOU, I HAVE GOTTEN FAT ;)


YOU ARE ALL CATFISH UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, ESPECIALLY THE BULKY, TATTED ONES. AND PRO TIP: CATFISH BLUR THEIR PICTURES SLIGHTLY SO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH CANNOT LOCATE THEM.


I'm extremely nice to a fault, but if you never witness that, you're actions are the reason and i will let them be known. Too many entitled fucks on here to be nice to everyone. I mean, i try, but it never works. Also, BDE (Big Dick Energy) is a disease on here. Just be happy with your average/below average dick and move on. People that pay attention and have a brain will figure it out.


I don't start drama. I DO however bring light to the indecency of piece of shit members. If you get caught up in that and try to put some blame on me, realize that it's your own doing for associating yourself with those pieces of shit.


If you find fault with what i do or what i say, come to me and find out why. Don't take the childish way out. The reason i call people out is because i notice a pattern of behavior. If it's one incident, fine. I chalk it up to being irrational. If i see it happen over and over again, it sure as hell isn't irrational. This site has made me observant to the point that i'm almost positive i'm less than 5% wrong everytime.


So many catfish, so many signs of catfish, so many duplicate personalities of catfish, so many catfish redflags, yet you still want to be naive to the fact that they are catfish. Why must i work so hard if you are only going to assume that hot guy/girl is real and falling for your ass


Also, if I see you post an ounce of political bullshit, automatic block. Trump sucked, Biden sucks, nuff said. No need to elaborate and look more dumb. Same goes for religion. Fuck politics and religion :)


And last, I don't play this game seriously, but it doesn't mean I have anything against you for doing so. You do you, I'll do me. Just don't be an asshole about it and assume I don't know what I am doing just because your name is a different color. I can be red, I can be yellow, I can be green, I can do anything you can do, I just don't wanna. Just have fun, but don't be an asshole. Then I'll wanna.


One more thing. I block those who get in my shout box and invite me to lounges. Sorry, not sorry.

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47 Year Old · Male · From Las Vegas, NV · fuMarried to: Ashafrassh · Owned by Ashafrassh and is worth 20 coins. · Invited by: Belladonna · Joined on October 26, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 1st · 16 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 5 different people have a crush on me!

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  • Jesse Men, don’t take the ability to grow a beard for granted. Take care of that shit. Trim it. Shape it. Use beard oil and wax. Don’t just grow it out and let it run wild, looking like you have furry, tattered wings extending from your cheeks with wispy wayward curls loose on your chest. Are you aiming to look lazy and homeless? THERE IS UPKEEP TO BE HAD!! SEE A BARBER for fucks sake, PLEASE!
    • Ashafrassh What, you don’t like a NeckBeard? Lol
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    • Jesse Nope. Not me. Not ever.
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    • p0is0n I mean, overall body maintenance. Dudes want a chic looking like she is going to a photo shoot for Maxim while they're over there...ripped boxer briefs, stained tshit and one toenail hanging off.
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    • Jesse My beard is no longer once what it was years ago, and I dont have the patience to grow it again.
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