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46 Year Old · Male · From Mesquite, NV · Owned by Yo and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 26, 2006 · Born on May 1st · 16 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 6 different people have a crush on me!
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YOU ARE ALL CATFISH UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, ESPECIALLY THE BULKY, TATTED ONES. AND PRO TIP: CATFISH BLUR THEIR PICTURES SLIGHTLY SO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH CANNOT LOCATE THEM.


I'm extremely nice to a fault, but if you never witness that, you're actions are the reason and i will let them be known. Too many entitled fucks on here to be nice to everyone. I mean, i try, but it never works. Also, BDE (Big Dick Energy) is a disease on here. Just be happy with your average/below average dick and move on. People that pay attention and have a brain will figure it out.


I don't start drama. I DO however bring light to the indecency of piece of shit members. If you get caught up in that and try to put some blame on me, realize that it's your own doing for associating yourself with those pieces of shit.


If you find fault with what i do or what i say, come to me and find out why. Don't take the childish way out. The reason i call people out is because i notice a pattern of behavior. If it's one incident, fine. I chalk it up to being irrational. If i see it happen over and over again, it sure as hell isn't irrational. This site has made me observant to the point that i'm almost positive i'm less than 5% wrong everytime.


So many catfish, so many signs of catfish, so many duplicate personalities of catfish, so many catfish redflags, yet you still want to be naive to the fact that they are catfish. Why must i work so hard if you are only going to assume that hot guy/girl is real and falling for your ass

46 Year Old · Male · From Mesquite, NV · Owned by Yo and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on October 26, 2006 · Born on May 1st · 16 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 6 different people have a crush on me!

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    Jesse A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet.
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      Jesse I keep a whole slew of these things in my back pocket
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    • WOMAN You are on a roll today aren’t ya
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    StayCeeJesse
    But like.. can we talk about why I know stuff? And why I can’t even with myself?! Lol someone come pick my face off the floor! 😂

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    StayCeeJesse
    But .. do you remember THIS?!… and don’t ask my why TF I do 😂 I’ve been cremated.. just now! 😂😂 POWERED BY GIPHY

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    StayCeeJesse
    I’m also manifesting dinner for you ahead of time.. lol your welcome yet AGAYN! You should be paying me for these services I’m providing you with Jess, just sayin 😂

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    StayCeeJesse
    am I a fkn genie now? LOL you said manifest..you can't be picky about what I manifest for you! a penny is a penny yo! LOL yous a rich bish now! MORE PIZZA! POWERED BY GIPHY

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    StayCeeJesse
    even if you find a penny it counts! I'm puttin it into the universe for you! LOL ur sooo welcome!

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    Jesse Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get...Gravy.
    • WOMAN It’s good stuff lol I prefer cheesy jokes lol even if it’s not funny you still can’t help but laugh 🤣
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      Jesse Yes, this joke is too dad-ish.
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    StayCeeJesse
    thanks for letting me steal! LOL

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    StayCeeJesse
    yanno?

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    MyStIcPoTiOnJesse
    Have a good night

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    StayCeeJesse
    It’s better combined .. 10/10 recommend!

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    StayCeeJesse
    I Fkn luv you

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    StayCeeJesse
    See Him? LoL let’s gooooo!! 😂

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    Jesse Next time you're feeling down, remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a week, he exercises twice a day, he reads 2 books a week, yet everyday he complains about how much he hates prison. Think about that.
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    Jessums

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    GothPrincess32888Jesse
    Ayyeee hey stranger! How you been?!

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    Not the Bluetooth. Got a tripod hahahaha

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    StayCeeJesse
    Just seemed like the right thing to do 🤷🏻‍️ Lol

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    ….long works days got me like….…. lol xoxo

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