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Current Giveaways ~ Yeah, I Know.....
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 6,812 comments (+712) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! Currently at 41,361 comments (+821) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...

My Mood Today
Stay If this world is wearing thin And you're thinking of escape I'll go anywhere with you I'll do anything it takes But if you try to go alone Don't think I'll understand Stay with me, stay with me In the silence of your room In the darkness of your schemes There among the souvenirs And the useless memories When your pride is on the floor I'll make you beg for more

A Smile For Friday! :-)
With the ever growing depression due to the recession .... we may not all want to laugh at times ... but today is "A smile for Friday"! I just love this advert, not sure if people in America know of Morecome and Wise but they did a brilliant "making breakfast scene to the stripper! Now Johnny Vegas and Monkey are on our tv's with their version of the stripper while making mugs of tea .....I just love it !!! Monkey and Al in It's The Taste-PG tips ad HAPPY FRIDAY!!! :-)

Luck Me.....hehe
Most of us who work can find both good and bad in our jobs and sometimes it is like that for me but then I have to remember that I do get to go to some awesome places…such as……below!! This was taken last night 01/22/09 at just before 9 pm….and there was nothing to stop me from actually walking up and touching the tower itself and this is just one of the many high powered places in London I get to go to…..I also get to go into places like…Buckingham Palace, even 10 Downing Street, yes I have been inside also..so I guess my job is not all that bad after all…hehe

Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement, I've never had a life I have 11 babies With my fatass welfare wife I troll for nudie pics; My cock is all the rage With unsuspected chicks That stumble on my page The only thing I do Is eat and masturbate, So please check out my page And Add, Fan, Rate

I Can't Do It Anymore
Ok fu-friends I need help. Ive been racking my brain trying to figure out this band. They were popular in the late 80s early 90s. The only part I can remember is "Fly fly right to the angels" and the video took place in an airplane hanger. Can someone help me

Tearing My Universe Apart With A Smile On My Face
There are days I feel like I'm living in a Robert A. Heinlein novel, and others it feels like Philip K. Dick is running the universe. Aleister Crowley pushing buttons behind the curtain, as Wizard of Oz. One can look at the world around them from so many perspectives, finding patterns and narratives manifesting themselves out of nothingness into the order we've imprinted by choice on our own minds. I don't know what I'm thinking at the moment, just posting mindless twaddle.

Tell Me Am I Gettin Thru To You?
Why can't all the fucked up people in the world, come together and help eachother out? Huh? Seriously. What you went through, I went through. We can relate to eachother. Instead of shunning or judging. FFS. There's nothing like the comfort of someone who understands. Even having someone to just hug you while you vent or cry. It's nice when you have that. It sucks when you lose it :/ -REL

Weird.
Well, something very gross and strange just happened to me, and I'm trying to figure out exactly why. I bought one of those Arizona Green Teas. You know. The 23 oz ones. I cracked that bad boy open, took a few sips, then ran to the bathroom to vomit suddenly and violently. What the fuck. I've had these many times before. The weirdest part, is now my entire throat and mouth tastes like old lemons. I checked the can to see if I got a lemon one. Nope. Ginseng and Honey. But you want to know the worst part? Some of it came out of my nose. Very acidic. And every time I breath in, smells like lemons.

Sexy Davey
HEY EVERYONE...TODAY IS SEXY DAVEY'S BDAY....LETS SHOW HIM SOME ZODIAK LOVE.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVEY......SPANK SPANK SPANK......I KNOW U LIKE IT.....LOL §êx¥ Ðåvê¥ åkå §qµïr†! -Èñ£ðr¢êr @ ßlµê Mððñ Lðµñgê - £µÖwñêÐ ß¥ £ð×¥ - Ä§§† Måñågêr @ ZðÐïåk@ fubar

Who Viewed Me
the last few days when i log on, my entire "who viewed me" section is empty. i usually like to check and see who stopped by my page and check them out or if its a friend, drill them about why they are perving my kok pics everyday...lol but im wondering if anyone else notices that that section is empty after they log in too, as well as the section that shows who you checked out.... maybe i have a "ghost" in my machine.... jello wrestling anyone?

Shopping
That's what I did today. I got Connor his birthday presents and I got me a new digital camera. I haven't really looked at it much, but I did take a few pictures with it and it seems like the pictures are pretty good. I should have looked to see if it does video, lol. Oh well. I guess I can live without it...my other one had video on it, but I hardly ever used it. I can't watch the Super Bowl, which sucks. I'm getting the boys to sleep, and neither one of them are really cooperating with me, lol. If they go to sleep fairly fast, I can maybe watch the end of it. It just sucks that I'm missing the game and the commercials. I haven't missed a Super Bowl in years. I've always been able to watch them. But having a kid in school that has an early bedtime, cuts out on some things. Guess it's good that I have a laptop and I can adjust the brightness and I can get on here, lol. You all are going to have to keep me posted on what's going on in the game. I have Nate texting me some too. I go

Dick Ma Tized
DICK MA TIZED HYPNO TIZED BY THE RISING OF THE SUN THE HYPNOSIS SAW THE LIGHT ITLIPS ARE BOUND Not held that tight BY A CODE THAT CANNOT BIND A CONTRACT With lips form dust In absence BE IF IT WASN’T BUT WAS INTRIGUE that had LUST with it’s UNIQUE FEATURES LIP SYNCING COMPREHENDED TRUST KICKING UP DUST DICK MA TIZED HYPNO TIZED BY THE RISING OF THE SUN CLEANSING THE VOICES INSIDE THE ROOM CALIGRAPHIC IMAGES PORTRAITS PAINTING WET KISSES INTERLUDING THE ASUMMING OF THE CHANGE OF THE GUARD He is not PUSSuaded She is without a doubt DICK MA TIZED SHE IS HYPNOTIZED BY HIS SIZE DICK MA TIZED HER STYLE SHE IS USHERING HIM NOW WOW SHE NEVER FELT THAT BEFORE NOW Hips open lips whispers The center PURSUADED the BODY MANIPULATED THE EQUATION NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT BEFORE NOW WHY ARE THOSE THAT DON’T CARE HERE NOW SHE IS

Llama Leveler Of The Day
*Bala Meow* Protected by Dragonatic! *FetishCamgirl*~Llama leveler~@ fubar all Llama Levelers will kindly each leave 100 pic. rates and when done please leave a comment below that you have done so..Thanks.

Stop Your Shit!
Ok, I have HAD IT! I have absolutely had it with men who think it is okay to keep hitting on someone, even after they have been told not to. I am done with these kinds of people. So from here on out... the following applies... 1. DO NOT ask me for boob pics or ass pics or hell for that matter do not FLIRT with me unless I say it is ok. 2. If you want to get mad at someone for being uncomfortable with you then that is your own fault for not listening when they asked you to stop in the first place. 3. My friends who stand up to you about the way you talk to me (and yes you can see what is typed into chat at any time) stand up for me because they love me... not because they were what was it... a jealous lesbian? you fucking moron... what is she jealous of? you? HA! sweetie she has more of a chance getting into my pants than you do. 4. DO NOT bash my friends, especially ones I am close to. This will earn you a one way ticket to banned city. 5. Dont ask for my IM info.

An Amazing Day©
Some days you feel like a king, other days the throne. I think there is a reason you don't get paid for fun. If you did, it's called work, and that's never fun. Now I truly love my job, although it keeps me on the road constantly. I often have AMAZING days, others not so good. If I can string a few great days together, it's almost better than sex....almost. Only thing that can ruin it is if your best girl doesn't have a great day as well. Sure has the sun rises in the east, I had a couple great days. I came in the door just riding on cloud nine. I had landed a couple huge clients and was going to make quite the paycheck. Making money always makes me feel like a little kid. I sing, I dance, I talk to myself. Not sure if anyone else does this, and I pray I'm not the only one. Then it happened. My toy came in the door with a face longer than a quarter horse. She'd not been acting herself the last day or so, but any inquiry from me was met with nothing, just work st

Hobos
I had a blast in San Francisco. It's a beautiful city with sometimes some not so fun people. Homeless people scare me. No scratch that... Homeless people from San Francisco scare me. Most of them are still under the influence of some sort of drug when begging for money. One of them came up to me and my friend Nicko and just started singing. Something about us lasting forever lol. If only he know that my friend was gay. That guy was okay compared to the next guy that came up to us. We were at union square trying to avoid the rain. Some guy literally puts a taco bell cup in my face and says, 'how about $100?!' My friend said, 'Uhm, No sorry." and the hobo began to mumble incoherently. As he's about to cross the stress a couple was 'jogging' and the guy handed the hobo $1. All of a sudden, the hobo snaps. "You MADE me stand in the fucking rain for a dollar!?" -_- The couple was long gone, the guy was still apoloizing from afar. Then since we were 'luckily' to his lef

I Own These Peeps :d
Go show all these wonderful people some love cuz I own them and they is teh awesome! Bounty Hunter™ Owned by Lipstick@ fubar ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar Hellyion@ fubar Witchie@ fubar ~SIMPLY SERENITY ~@ fubar and cuz i own her fun bags and i lubbers her a whole bunch!! Ms.Heather™ ...owned by MONICA THE GREAT but Lipstick owns my fun bags!@ fubar

Things I Am
#1 I DON'T LIKE SEAFOOD #2 I DON'T DO SECOND CHANCES #3 I DON'T TOLERATE VERY WELL #4 PPL ALWAYS TELL ME TO BE "NICE" or "GOOD" (wtf) #5 I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS (i once threatened a clown's life) #6 I THINK MOST PPL ARE INHERENTLY EVIL #7 I THINK HOSTILITY IS ENDEARING #8 I DON'T LIKE OVERLY CHEERFUL PPL.. (i think they're evil) #9 I LIKE THE SOUND OF BONES BEING CRUSHED #10 I LIKE STARS #11 I THINK IT'S HOT WHEN A GUY HAS A BROKEN NOSE FROM FIGHTING #12 I LIKE TO READ FAIRY TALES TO BELLA BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM... #13 I DON'T REALLY "GET" WOMEN.. #14 HATE THE SMELL OF BLOOD, BUT LIKE THE COLOR #15 I HAVE THE WEAKEST STOMACHE ON EARTH #16 I TELL THE GAYEST LAMEST JOKES EVER... #17 I'M WEAK WHEN IT'S ABOUT BELLA... BUT I'LL KILL YOU IF I HAVE TO. #18 I GET IN FIGHTS #19 I STUFFED MY NEIGHBORS CAT IN HER MAILBOX #20 I'M PRETTY MUCH EBIL

For Jelly =)
To a very special person who has stuck by me for the last 2 years Thanks in more then words can explain ~ ♥ JoJo RL GF-Jelly/ Fubar wifey and owner to Nevada's finest Peanut Butter ♥ ~@ fubar Jonas BrothersWhen You Look Me In The Eyes

Quitting Smoking
Ok, I've been a long time smoker 30 plus years. I need help quitting. I forked out the 140 plus for the Chantix. I need people to keep me on track to stop this crappy habit. I have been put out of work, due to Phlebitis, smoking related, and Cholesterol related,. What I'm asking for is to my buds to keep me on track. I need to quit smoking, so all support will be appreciated. Much love to all who reads this and much love to all that help.... Big Hugs from Boo

Awesome Family
I was in a pretty bad wreck on friday fed.6th. lucky to be alive. My family in DOUBLE TROUBLE are the best ya never realize how much ppl care and love til something bad happens. But i would like to let them all know that the calls,gifts,get wells and we miss u ever day helped me get threw a hard time in the hosital. This my time to let ya'll know that i love each and everone of u and thank you all for bein my family hugsssssss each and everone one you. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING YOU, i have been blessed with a caring and loving family.

I Know I Know...........
Im not too particularly fond of Valentines Day....but for those of you that are.......im posting some vids for you and your loved ones... Another Again so we did it again knowing we should quit it, but we simply won't admit it again oh it feels good, it's so good, but i won't do it again it's so dramatic again after we go at it, we get mad then we go at it again oh i love it, then i hate it, she's my favorite again i'm wasting time i can't help it she's so fine oh i like her style and i love the way she talks and i smile as much as we may try can't quite see eye to eye so in the meantime, i guess we say bye-bye (and again and again and again) oh, and then, we do it again we do it again and we do it again oh, and then, we do it again we want it again, and we want it again so we fake it again i think we're gonna blow it, and we know it but she's naked again we get wasted, then i taste it, then i waste it again i can't invite her again 'cause she'l

Stories Part 2
We stand face to face, staring deeply and lustfully into each other's eyes. I grab you around the waist and pull you closer to me. You put up a very weak struggle to free yourself from my grasp. I know that you don't want to be truly free from it, so I hold you even tighter. I pull you closer. As soon as your lips are within mere inches of mine, I kiss you. Long, deep, and hard. Small gasps and moans escape your lips between our kisses. Our tongues twirl and dance around in each other's mouths, our hands beginning to explore each other's bodies. As your hands slide down my chest, I tilt your head to one side and slowly, very slowly, lick my way from you shoulder up your neck. I can feel your legs slightly buckle at the knee, as you tremble. I kiss very softly the same area I ran my tongue across, and you look at me and tell me how bad you need me, RIGHT NOW. I slide my hands down your back, touching, feeling, and appreciating each and every curve. My hands grip your ass, squeezing a

Today Was A Very Sad Day
I do not usually blog about anything..but today was a really sad day in my life.. My beautiful companion of 15 years..Miss Anna.. passed on to doggie heaven.. My heart is heavy and my tears are nonstop.. She was the best friend I could ever of asked for...I had to make the final decision to either let her carry on and suffer or keep her with me for my own selfish reasons... I feel I made the right choice.. She passed away peacefeully with me by her side at 11:35am today.... She will be greatly missed...and forever loved MAY YOU REST IN PEACE MISS ANNA GIRL... July 1993-February 2009

Mother
That night was long, the night you left. and now you're gone and laid to rest. and the love you gave we put to test. All the while you knew best. Today we took you to the place you said all the while wishing that you were not dead. The sun was shining and we were quiet, we did our best for your eternal rest So long you hurt and suffered so you should have told us, we didn't know. You will be missed, sadly so, we really didn't want you to go. We want you here to laugh and play. But deep deep down we knew you couldn't stay. You will be missed and missed some more and thoughts of you make us miss you more. we miss your smile, your silly laugh if you were here with us, we'd make you laugh. You'd call us silly and smile a while. and laugh and joke and sing with style. We miss you mom.

Workouts Make Poetry? (from 2007)
subject: I like food..mmm post date: 2007-09-10 06:49:27 views: 18 comments: 0 ratings: 0 I like food...mmmm Current mood: contemplative Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes Dear Mr. Blog, See the above face? That is was me yesterday, at the sight of food! Temptation, thy be a sub sandwich with pepperoni and pepper jack cheese! I started well yesterday with a tuna sandwich. I mixed in lettuce to fill it out, and it was very yummy! And then I had a peach. Later followed by a yogurt. And then there was an extra sub sandwich....I hate to waste food... And later still, my roommate made some crazy concoction with eggs, potatoes, macaroni noodles, with a mayo-mustard sauce....and that was after 10:00pm... Oh, and I didn't even workout yesterday...I think I was too busy eating! Argh! But today...I think will be better. I did utilize the stop-watch on my phone..it worked great. I ran through a few nice neighborhoods, and saw some lovely Real Estate, lo

St. Patties Day Auction. (taking Entries)
Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Above your looking at the auction picture. Your offering will be on the right. Aution starts Feburary 28th, 2009 at 6pm - futime and ends March 14, 2009 at 6pm - futime

Hotties Want A Blast??
ARE YOU THE HOTTEST CHIC ON FUBAR? This contest starts Feb. 20th at Noon. Ends March 7th at 12:01 A.M. Girls... Send me what ever pic you would like to use. SFW only. I will Put your Pics in a catagory under my Photos named "CONTESTANTS" At 12:00 P.M on Feb 7th I will open the Photos up for viewing. Who ever gets the most comments wins! You can even comment your own pics. Not too many rules..lol. > 1st Place gets a 3 Day Blast >2nd Place gets a 1 Day Blast >3rd Place gets a 5 Credit Bling and 10,000 Fubucks > Please send me your pics as soon as possible! Let's get this party started!!!! CLICK ON MY PHOTO BELOW Andi is cute

Update.
Well, I am pressing on with my resolution of reading. So far, so good. Had a lot of free time on my hands so reading seems like a really good thing to do. Got some more books to add to my list of what I have read so far this year. -A Child Called It-Dave Pelzer -A Cold Heart-Jonathan Kellerman -The Innocent Man-John Grisham -Of Mice & Men-John Steinbeck -A Patch of Blue-Elizabeth Kata

Love
Sometimes I'm unbelievably flattered by the random messages that pop up in my shoutbox. Even in my attempts to be such a hardass, someone will break through the walls and totally reach my very core with the perfection of their words. Tonight, my friends, is one of those occassions. I'm entirely too flattered...my cheeks are rosy red, I'm all aglow, smiling my crooked smile, even. My heart is warm. Now, though, I have a choice to make. first, whitewolf said: married? are u into anal? then, Leviisbigred said: hi there i love your tits. tough choice, huh? maybe i don't have to make a choice at all. i shall bed them both. at once. hopefully, they're both into anal as well.

It's That Time Again
This week it's Inhuman Rampage from Dragonforce up against Enigmatic Calling from Pagan's Mind. Voting starts tonight and ends Sunday February 22nd at 8 p.m. eastern. Let me know what you want to hear.

On Hiatus
Hey everyone, I've decided that I'm not going to be on much. When I do, it will be to read messages and answer shouts, but not have any full conversations or rate a bunch of stuff or anything like that. This is not some dramatic "I hate fubar and want to leave forever" type of deal, I just realized that I'm on here way too much and have too much crap to deal with, like my final semester of college. So leave love for me. I will see it. Thanks for understanding. :-] P.S.: I forgot to mention that this applies to yahoo as well. i turned my shoutbox back on. i'll answer shouts when i can. thanks. :-]

Gun Control
Gun Control Anyone that knows me also knows that I am an avid shooter and gun collector. It’s a hobby I enjoy doing simply due to the fact I love competition. I crave it… and will never back down from a challenge even if I know I am going to lose. Although I might lose I will only improve myself with each and every shot. To me gun control is about hitting your target, the safe handling of a weapon and of course the regulation of firearms. Recently a teacher was suspended from teaching because of a picture she had on facebook of her holding a weapon and pointing it at the camera. I have to ask myself why a school board thinks they have the right to suspend a teacher for a picture on a webpage that wasn’t affiliated with the school, teaching or children? This was her personal page that outlines herself and what she likes to do. Social networking sites such as Myspace, Facebook and Fubar all have sections for “About Me” where the user lists various hobbies, activities, interests

10 Random Facts
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a coffee fanatic. 2. I want two more tattoos. 3. I sometimes play Bingo!!! 4. I bite my nails, when I am nervous. 5. I love all animals, but especially cats. 6. I listen to really loud music in the car, and sing along.. and i think I'm pretty good lol 7. When the phone rings at work, and I answer it, I am so not listening!! haha..sometimes, i have to say can you repeat that!! 8. It might be because I hate my job!! 9. I hope to go back to school soon for criminal Justice. 10. I seriously cant think of anything else, If you can, plaese let me know lol!!

She Must Special
Normally I wouldn't even consider going along with one of these chainletteresque activities butt since its Karma I will for her cuz I love her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order- 1. I wish my dick was bigger, not only longer butt fatter, like as fat as my arm with a tip as big as my fist. 2. When I get annoyed and or frustrated by people and/or situations it makes my skin feel itchy. 3. I desire to be dominated by a hot female wearing an SS officer's uniform butt I dont want to be tied up or made to suck any strapon dildos just spanked and smothered by tits and asssth and possibly peed on. 4. I have to go to w

Ghey
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. im legally blind in 1 eye 2. ive been smoking since i was 13 3. i once fell in love with another girl while dating someone so i stopped talking to them both so i didnt have to choose 4. im terrified that i will get cancer and end up like my dad 5. i feel im a failure to a point as a parent 6. i dont think i will ever meet that one person 7. i can make predator noises with my uvula 8. i once stole $3000 from my parents 9. i was accepted to the art institute of seattle twice for their culinary arts program but turned it down both times to help my family 10. i once had the greatest girl anyone co

Tagged (by Ninja)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was almost killed twice by mafia when I was 15 for throwin a party a bosses' house in the woods(thought it was abandoned, didnt realized cameras were all over) 2. I am extremely shy if I like someone. To the point of bein unable to make eye contact and walking away. 3. My accent comes and goes 4. My main passion in life is travel-I do it even when I'm broke. 17 countries and counting... 5. I am very non-materialistic, and have extremely low maintenance and standards of living (growin up in Russia made me pretty non-picky). Most of my $$ goes on traveling. 6. I am both vain and extremely humble. Depends

Tagged!!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm addicted to coffee.. seriously.. atleast 2 gallons a day. 2. I have a weird kinda stalkerish obsession with Mike Alstott. LMFAO ... True! 3. I hate doing these kinda things cause i'm a complete bitch. 4. I have three fucking amazing kids... not weird just about me. 5. I love love love love love Linkin Park. I know.. 6. I'm borderline EMO!!! So don't fucking make me cry. 7. I use the work FUCK alot! My new years resolution every year is to stop that. 8. I have a ferret named James.. he's cool as shit. 9. I'm a natural blonde **** GIGGLES**** 10.I secretly want to having video sex wi

Wtf...514 Is Goin Down...grr Tagged
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I dream of working for border patrol..but only so I can improve my aim. 2. I spent 4 days in jail for attempted rape. 3.One of the above statements is true. 4. I cant chew puffy cheetos...I suck on them until they kinda dissolve. 5. I have had 3 TIA's in the last 3 years...explains alot I guess. 6. I have an obsession with serial killers. 7. I have an excellent plan to get away with murder. 8. I actually read my horoscope...mostly for comic relief. 9. I masturbate to excess...to the point I am developing medical conditions. 10.Most of these statements are true...IRDGAF if you know which ones or not.

Tag!! Youre It...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1> i sleep nakkid..ALWAYS 2> i love Lucky Charms cereal 3> Stop lights pizz me off..LOL 4> i drive way too fast..way too often 5> i love the way puppies smell 6> i drink wayyyyy to much caffiene 7> i would do absolutely anything for my friends..and DO! 8> i SING outloud in my car! but only by myself! 9> i wish upon stars 10> i dream nasty dreams almost everynite

Let's Get This Done.
SBG Ecuadorian Goddess is a little under 1 million points to Godmomma! Please help this bad girl her reach that goal! * Ecuadorian Goddess * Stop by and rate Ecuadorian Goddess' pictures and see what an awesome gal she is! Ecuadorian Goddess has ONLY 425 pictures! You can rate all her pictures in under ONE happy hour! Check out Ecuadorian Goddess and give her some fu-lovin! All love will be returned! This pimpout brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ

Are They Serious???!!!
I just got my "rapid check out" slip, with all the charges to my room. They are charging me 6 bucks a night for parking....I don't even have a car. I told the guy when I checked in that I didn't have a car. Then I called my Mom while I was here, LOCAL call, and they charged me for it. Time to get dressed and go bitching. EDIT: Grand Total for this junk hotel - $290.88

Tagged Im It
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate hot dogs. 2. getting my hair brushed turns me on 3. I DO NOT think sex is overrated. 4. It's hard for me to trust people. 5. I would rather eat cookie dough than baked cookies. 6. I actually do like the buttsecks if it's done right. (am i sharing too much?) 7. I hate shaving my legs. 8. I think bald men are sexy. 9. I think kissing is more erotic than anything. 10. I just noticed most of these are about sex...lmao

Scott Pilgrim
So it's taken me ages to get around to trying this out - Vol 5 came out the other week, and I had it pressed in my hands at the comic book store, so I thought, what with the Michael Cera / Edgar Wright movie coming out, I'd hop on the bandwagon. And I'm glad I did, it's bloody awesome. Scott Pilgrim is in a band, and likes a girl, and to date her he must defeat her seven evil ex-boyfriends. It's funny, very cute, and tres hip. This is what more comics should be like.

Llama Leveler Of The Day
Indian Rº§è*#6*~*>>---> SHAWNEE*~*ATSILVSGI*~*JOINED WITH EASTBOLT*~*@ fubar All llamas are to leave 100 rates on her page and kindly leave a comment here saying you have done so-Thank You!

Fun Stuff :)
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i pick my toes 2. i'm a musician 3. i always wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. now i'm not so sure.. haha 4. i tried to kill damon's fish once 5. i'm indecisive 6. i take frequent mind vacations 7. my favorite place in the whole wide world is the beach!!! 8. i long for romance and romantic little things 9. i want to hurt the dog behind us, he barks non-stop. seriously 10. i like to be alone sometimes i tag.... Miss Dee, Deacon Blue, Celena, Rootbeer Float, and Big Daddy Will!

My Family Pimpout Be Sure To Show These Guys Some Love
Welcome To My Family Pimpout I Have Made This To Show My Appreciation Of Having Such Wonderfull Family On Fubar These Guys Are Awesome So If You Don't Have Them On Your Friends List Be Sure To Visit There Pages Rate ... Add ... & ... Fan Them I Can Promise You That You Want Be Dispaointed Please Click On The Pictures Below ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~♡~§håÐðw~Lêvêlêr~ Öwñêr~Ö£~Èrð†ï¢Ðrêåm§~@ fubar Archangel@ fubar Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~R/L Hubby of ~Farscapecat~@ fubar Scarlett{Shadow Leveler Team Leader}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proudly owned by Gary & Stalker of BooBoo@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar

Rating Back
i have been gone from the site for just about over a year....... no im not dam speedy gonzales and i do rate back but if i dont get to u right away ...maybe ask around if i rate back or try help others before u come to my page or shout to me and fkn whine around....i dont want drama im here for fun...when i get them cherry bombs and i try to move fast they slow me up but i do try to thank everyone and get to them if u dont like how fast i am then fknnnnnnnn dont come to my page its that simple...my typing speed sucks so get the hell over urselves...ohhhhhhh and have a nice fkn day...

You
You It's for you Only you It's for you I'll never know I'll never care I'll never believe my people I'll tell you what I say I'll never lie I'll never try I'll never cry for you people I'll push you Push you away As you lonely people Keep on running around my door Yes, you lonely people Keep on begging Beg for more And I'll cry for you Yes I'll die for you Pain in my heart it is real And I'll tell you now how I feel inside Feel in my heart it's for you It's for you Only you It's for you I'll never try I'll never die I'll never push for you people I'll tell you how I feel I'll never lie I'll never cry I'll never try for you people I'll tell you, yes it's real And you lonely people Keep on passing time away Yes you lonely people keep on passing, Pass away And I'll cry for you Yes, I'll die for you Pain in my heart it is real And I'll tell you now how I feel inside Feel in my heart it's for you And I'll

I See You
I recently learned how to save people scrolling..thanks to Postal Florist. I have been catching peeps scrolling so if ya want yer pic, look in my "I see you "folder. If yer not there...be patient. k? k.

Some Parents Should Be Shot...
Police in Holland Township, N.J., removed three kids from the home of Heath and Deborah Campbell in January at the behest of the state Division of Youth and Family Services. The kids are 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his 1-year-old sisters, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. The family was also in the news in December when their local ShopRite supermarket bakery refused to make a birthday cake with little Adolf's name on it. [Express-Times (Easton, Pa.), 1-14-09, 12-14-08] Ugh...

Updates On Ash
hey this is sammie im updating everyone on ash's progress. ash had surgery this morning she is doing ok a little druged up they strected the muscles n tendits in her knee then did a skin graf from the hip to put on her sore. her leg is in a splint so she cant bend her knee know unfortantly they r not letting her come home as planned. they r making her stay to 5 to 7 days if not longer, until the splint comes off they r not even letting her out of bed right now so her leg can heal faster she misses everybody if u know her number or want her number call her or leave message on here or get ahold of me if u want her number to talk to her. she is bored out of her mind. and she could use some cheering up so show her some love, lets show how much we miss her and we want her home. if u wanna know more get ahold of me or call her or leave a message on here since i check this daily for her. i will updated this more when she knows more n updates me of whats going on.

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Deacon 2. Dad 3. Greg Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Boat Engineer 2. Label press operator 3. rental agent (Hertz) Three Places I have lived 1. Milwaukee 2. Las Vegas 3. in a swamp Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Cold case files 2. Most Evil 3. David Letterman Three places I have been 1. Hoover Dam 2. Bourbon street 3. Museum of Science and Industry Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. i get fubar mail from people does that count? 2. 3. Three of my favorite foods 1. Salad 2. Macaroni and cheese 3. Tacos/fajitas Three things I would like to do 1. Receive a 500 ton captain license 2. Buy a house 3. get laid Three friends I think will r

Whore, Candi Is One
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Sarah 2. mom 3. poetic Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. band whore, aka roadie 2.concert promoter 3. happy hooker house wife Three Places I have lived 1. idaho 2. montana 3. chicago Three TV Shows that I watch 1. bones 2. house 3. dexter Three places I have been 1. Devils tower 2. Sturgis, SD 3. wall drug (most awesome place ever) Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. i dont know 2. i never 3. check it Three of my favorite foods 1. tossed salad 2. coffee 3. chocolte Three things I would like to do 1. get paid to be a bitch 2. take euro trip 3. ROCKSTAR!!! Three friends I think will respond 1. all 2. you 3. fuckers Things I am look

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jai 2. Baby 3. Hun Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Douche 2. Father figure 3. Jai Three Places I have lived 1. Reality 2. Fubar 3. Sleep Three TV Shows that I watch 1. News 2. The Office 3. DVDs of TV shows Three places I have been 1. Who 2. Thefuck 3. Cares Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. eMail?!? 2. ... 3. ...... Three of my favorite foods 1. Meatloaf w/ gravy 2. Omellettes, LOADED! 3. Chips Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Sleep in. 3. Sleep forever. Three friends I think will respond 1. Wat? 2. Huh? 3. Who?!? Things I am looking forward to 1. Quick death 2. Free sam'mich day at Quiznos 3. Sleep.

Threesome Tag
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Angel 2. Minni 3. D Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Aerobic instructor 2. Admin Assist 3. MA Three Places I have lived 1. Vegas 2. Florida 3. Jersey Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Ncis 2. Dollhouse 3. Ghost whisper Three places I have been 1. Florida 2. Colorado 3. Jersey Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Boss 2. Mike 3. Hubby Three of my favorite foods 1. Pizza 2.Home made pasta 3. Gummy bears Three things I would like to do 1. Be happy 2. Lose my weight 3. Have more sex Three friends I think will respond 1. Vindi 2. kevin 3. enxy Things I am looking forward to 1. Summer 2. Sex 3. having monday off

Threesomes Cause Sarah Did It
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Heather 2. Momma 3. Bitch Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Petland 2. Schlotskys 3. Walgreens Three Places I have lived 1. Dallas 2. Austin 3. Tucson Three TV Shows that I watch 1. How I met your mother 2. The Office 3. Anything my sister DVRs for me Three places I have been 1. Vegas 2. Disneyworld 3. Grand Canyon Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My aunt 2. Mark my best gay friend 3. Some african guy asking for money who wants to give me his family fortune. Three of my favorite foods 1. BLTS 2. Coffee 3. Avocados Three things I would like to do 1. Win the lottery 2. Travel around the US on a motorcycle 3. Travel around the world

Men Fall In Love
When a man falls for a woman, he falls hard. Men love to be in love. While men often get stereotyped as single-minded sex-seekers, the truth is that a man's stomach churns like a slushy machine when he's in those initial stages of the perfect relationship.

I Want To Hurt You
i want to hurt you. i want to use you in ways that make you cringe yet excite you at the same time. i want to run my tongue all over your body then dig my nails into you until you bleed. you make me shiver in both fear and anticipation when i think of the things i would let you do to me. you make my body tense up with desire as i feel teeth dig into my thighs from miles away. i want to use and abuse your body with ideas that make me hungry just to consider. i want to run my lips across your chest before biting gently somewhere far beneath. you make me need to feel your hands pulling my hair back as i shove my hips back into you. you make my hands clench, wrists bound in invisible cuffs, my back arches as a blade runs down my thigh when none is present. i want to tie you down to a table, a chair, a bed and tease you and use you, with nothing for you to do but beg. i want to be tied down as you test my limits, of pain and pleasure and sanity. y

Any Advice
There is this girl who happens to be an awesome friend of mine. I have dreams and fantasies about her every night at least when I'm not having nightmares about some of the crap going on here in Iraq. Can anyone tell me what they mean or what I can do about them and yes I'm referring to the nightmares and dreams of the girl.

My Rl Friends...
are almost as goofy as you fu-friends. My hubby went off to a surprise party last night for one of our friends' birthdays. He came home with a giant card decorated with lots of boob stuff. I thought it would be fun to share some of the comments they wrote. "We love u sorry about the tits" Shane (the birthday boy) "your boobies are soooo going to look better than my "26" year old boobs biatch!" sara "now you are going to have to steal my shirts! Again, again, and again! I ♥ you" sara "I have a whole 5th of buttershots and noone will help me drink it! I need help!!" DC OK, so most of the rest of them are "normal" comments. Including well wishes from the staff at Buffalo Wild Wings who gave them the supplies to make the card with.

Awwww
This is so beautiful... A little boy asks his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!

Busy, But In A Good Way
I only got to work out once last week. I've looked at my schedule for this coming week, and between my birthday and my two jobs, I might not be able to fit in a visit to the gym this week at all. I guess that means I'll be doing lots of crunches at home, but that's not entirely a bad thing. I wanted to lose 8 pounds in February, but instead I lost 7 altogether. That's close enough for much satisfaction. I'm already bored with sparkpeople.com and its fifty million daily emails, but it got me going in the right direction with how much and what I should be eating, and also got me to add in more protein to my diet, which I was sorely lacking. I am currently weighing in at 209.5. I'd like to try and lose another 6 pounds this month, which I believe is an attainable goal. I might never have a bikini body, but I do look forward to wearing a swimsuit again without feeling embarrassed.

Bored
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Sherry 2. A four letter word: Star 3. A boy's name: Steven 4. A girl's name: Sheila 5. An occupation: Scientist 6. A colour: Salmon 7. Something you wear: Shirt 8. A food: Snapper 9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap 10. A place: Savannah 11. A reason for being late: Sleep 12. Something you shout: Shoot! 13. A movie title: She's Just Not That Into You. 14. Something you drink: Sweet tea 15. A musical group: Smashing Pumpkins 16. An animal: Sloth 17. A street name: Spring 18. A type of car: Saturn

Whats A Letter?
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Tracy 2. A four letter word: Tits 3. A boy's name: Tyler 4. A girl's name: Tia 5. An occupation: Tax Auditor 6. A colour: Teal 7. Something you wear: T-shirt 8. A food: Taters 9. Something found in the bathroom: Toothbrush 10. A place: Tennessee 11. A reason for being late: Tar hole 12. Something you shout: Tits 13. A movie title: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 14. Something you drink: Tea 15. A musical group: Tantric 16. An animal: Turtle 17. A street name: Tuscan Dr 18. A type of car: Trans-Am 19. The

If You're Interested
I found a website for breast cancer patients and caregivers to post their stories on. Here is my personal page . This is where I'll be posting my updates so I keep the depressing stuff off fubar as much as possible.

The Key To Find That Special Someone
if you really don't want to be single then follow these rules and i bet you ur find someone 1. dont be shallow give everyone a chance you never no what you expect to find 2. don't be Superficial its not becoming and too many men and woman do this already besides its not like your perfect so don't expect the other person to be either 3.its ok to spoil just make you get the same treatment at times by that i dont mean to spend your money there are other ways of spoiling 4. just because they don't have a car does not mean there not worth your time and the same could be said if they do have a car don't expect them to come and pick you up all the time if nothing else meet them half way or something hell take the damn bus nothing wrong with that 5. don't be so quick to have sex with the person i promise you it wont go so well you might both like it but you dont mix both thats a good way to either be let down or it wont last long besides take your time hell its not like yo

Leaving
What the title says. I feel like too many people are fake. Those who I thought used to be friends, might as well be pretending I never existed. I feel... invisible, unwelcome, and just all around fed up. So, I am leaving. I do not know for how long. I don't care if you think this is a plug for attention, because it's not. For those of you who want to keep in touch, message me and I will add you to facebook, myspace, or you can text my cell. I also have msn and yahoo but I dont always sign in. I guess that is all. *shrug*

1 Year Down, Forever To Go!
So today marks our first wedding anniversary..and memories of warm weather in Florida and not this icky white cold stuffs thats on the ground outside our door :| We are childless for this evening now its just me waitin for him to get home from work then hopfully make it to a movie and dinner before the weather gets to bed. Just wanted to say thanks again to all our friends that had faith in us from the start.. which is about 6 of yahs lol plus I want to say a special thank you to suga for introducing mr potatoes eyes to me.. yur the bestest friend a girl could ask for :) and I love you lots. Now to end my rambling imma just post our wedding song. I love you Christopher more then any song could ever word but its a close second lol. later days!

Drama
The fat toothless lie-spreading whore was at work when I came in yesterday. I tried to talk to her as little as possible, nad she noticed me being abrasive and cold. SO she asked me whats wrong. I was temped to say "you spreading nasty gossip about me behind my back, fat whore", but bit my tongue and said "I'm fine". I always control myself, so I just walked away. Then she asked me again, and I said "nothing". An hour after she left, she called and asked what was wrong with me. I mean, the pig just didnt get it. *to those that didnt read the original blog, the fat 40 yo bitch at work told my boss that he should watch out cause I think he sexually harasses me, and that I want to get into his pants. Yunno....

The Train Trip
The Train Trip We run down the train platform looking for our train. Our flip-flops make clacking noise as they hit the wooden platform. “There it is!” you say, pointing. We run to catch it as the loud train whistle tells us it’s about to leave. Smoke fills the air and we almost choke. Boarding pass in hand and back packs on, we hop on the train just as it starts to move. We hand the conductor our passes as we work our way to the back of the train. We are completely out of breath, panting like dogs. In the last car we find there is almost no one there. We take seats in the last row. You stow our back packs in the over head rack as I start to sit down. I watch out the window as the train leaves the station. I reach out to hold your hand as you put your head back and close your eyes. Now at speed, the train vibrates in a rhythmic fashion, “clickity clack” As it does it gently rocks up and down. I take my hand out of yours and place it in your lap. As the train moves up and

Ohio
as serious as this is... i can't help to wonder where the hell we get our ideas about Ohio from... Being a older sibling.. created @ 03/9/2009 08:55 pm expires in: 23 hrs [NSFW] [EVERYONE] My sister and i have different dads.. and she just turned 7.. and i over herd her telling one of her friends that her dad was asking her to do "sexual favors" for him.. and this upsets me beyond belief!... my question is.. should i confront her about it first or him.. Talk to sister.. ** OR ** Talk to her dad

Mixed Up
Well this blog is going to be short and all mixed up. I can't help it, that's how I'm thinking today. You all can learn to deal with it. =] 1. I'm not going to explain myself anymore. 2. I still think we should rate with shot glasses, not cherries, since we aren't Lost Cherry or CherryTap now. 3. I want to go somewhere this weekend, but I'm going to be stuck at home. 4. My friends are awesome! 5. My ex sent me a friend request on Myspace. I could have sworn I had him blocked. 6. I may have to make this profile semi private again. 7. Another one of my exes is back on here....well he never left. Which I knew would happen. Lame if you ask me. If a person is just going to start over..using the same damn name, why not just delete all the friends and pictures and just start that profile over? 8. My coffee is amazing! 9. I don't want to work today 10. My neck hurts. I can't even touch it. Best pain I've ever had.

Emotional [[per]]???
So I seen this and it made me smile. Most kids wouldn't do this....Student gives all his savings: 10-year-old boy donates all he has ? $100 ? to help a classmate who needs a liver transplant. Mar 07, 2009 (The Charlotte Observer - McClatchy-Tribune Information Services via COMTEX) -- An occasional series. One hundred dollars is a fortune for a 10-year-old boy. Enough to buy 112 packs of Bubblicious Strawberry Splash bubble gum. Or 27 pounds of Skittles. Or 60 MacGregor baseballs, plus a blue plastic bucket to store them. None of those possibilities occurred to Gable Brown when the Highland Creek Elementary fourth-grader gave all he had -- $100 in saved allowance -- to help a classmate in need of a liver transplant. And where had he been storing this fortune? "In my underpants drawer," he said Friday with a shrug. "It was collecting dust." He figured it could be put to better use by his classmate Sheranne Khan, who flew to Cincinnati on Thursday night with her dad f

50 $ Challenge
Thats right 50 real dollars !!! and whats it for .. just one hour of your time !! Ok here is the deal .. If you know me ..I like to have fun on here ( hello thats what its all about) yeah Im a Dj folks say Im pretty good .I have the ability to put folks on air with me ..ya know where this is going .. sooooooo The deal is you would have to set in the hot seat .. questions and answers .. Yep everyone is going to hear you .. I will be doing a live show with one on one interview of the top 50 of FUBAR .. The questions will be strange and very off the wall ...lol. the show might go 1 hr or little longer .. its all about having fun !! getting to know a person instead of just a picture ... If you think you might be up for this .. let me know .. Ok .. why is it called 100 challenge cause there are a few people ... that are WANTED ALREADY !! Yeah I will talk to you .. lol .. the higher you are the more money is it going to cost !!! everyone will be voted on via a mumm !! so le

Southern Vascetomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. ' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. ' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2'

Scary Thought.
So today I had one of my observation sessions in a 4th grade classroom that I have been going to since nearly the beginning of the semester. Well, today I received some extremely disturbing news. Apparently, one of the students in my class decided to bring a gun and a hunting knife into the school today. I have no idea what his intentions were; as that was not discussed with those of us who found out but I do know that the student decided to show some other students. Had one of the students not told their 5th grade teacher then who knows how long the student would have had the gun/knife in possession. And this all happened just two weeks after two second graders were caught with guns at my nephew's elementary school. Just giving you all a tiny update. I will at my sisters for the next week while I am on spring break so I most definitely will not be here. *disappears again*

Confucious Says:
Confucious Qoutes The Philosopher Confucius. 551-479 BC - many attributed and translated sayings and chinese proverbs. Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. Silence is a true friend who never betrays. To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand. Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop. A journey of a thousand m

Sexting?
OK so I am watchin the morning news...and they have a segment about "sexting" (Text sex)Anyways it had a thing that here they are tryin to enforce child pornography laws when teens send dirty pics, It would hold the parents liable. WTF..a 13 y/o sends her 17 y/o BF a dirty pic. How does this shit even happen? WTF Parents are no longer parents. *end rant*

Watchmen
"Who watches the WATCHMEN?!?" Ehhh, I wish I didn't. Quickly rewind to the 80's... Alan Moore writes a "ground-breaking" comic mini-series for DC comics. It was "criticaly acclaimed" and has MANY re-publications... Now, fast-forward to NOW. WATCHMEN gets made into a feature film. It gets the same reviews as the book (despite the fact it's author HATES the flick). That being said, I think they made the comic book come to life. There were scenes in the movie that were shot EXACTLY like frames from the book. ...that's about the only redeeming quality I found. BOTTOM LINE: If you're a fan of the comic, go see it. If not, rent the DVD if you're curious. It's 2 hours and 42 minutes, so ask yourself... do you really want to be without a "PAUSE" button during this?!? WATCHMEN on Imdb.com

Just A Quickie
Just a quickie... the lady called on my medical yesterday, said that the neurologist they had referred me to for my carpal tunnel is out of town for 3 months... wtf.... but the irony of this is the doctor office they referred me to is Bender and Wurst.... all I kept thinking is my wrist hurts and you want me to bender wurst? Yikes. So what I will be doing to see if my medical gets approved is going to see my regular doc once again (this will be the 3rd time) and he will do a nerve conduction physical and if he states he thinks I have it, I believe the medical will be approved and we will go from there. I am tired of my wrist hurting so much, it's not the typing that hurts, its the mouse and grabbing the littlest things. Blah! I wish it were my left hand instead of my right hand since I am right handed. Other then that, life seems pretty good.... I am semi satisfied with a lot that is going on now, just as long as it continues life will be grand... But I also need to look at it as

Altovise Joanne Gore Davis
LOS ANGELES – Altovise Joanne Gore Davis, a dancer and actress and the widow of Sammy Davis Jr., has died. She was 65. Davis died Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after suffering a stroke, said Amy Malone, a publicist for her family. Davis worked her way to the Broadway stage where she met the legendary entertainer when they performed together in the musical "Golden Boy" in 1967. She became his third wife when they wed in 1970 (Davis was previously married to dancer Loray White and Swedish actress Mai Britt). They adopted a son and remained together until Davis died of throat cancer in 1990 at the age of 64. After his death she was left to sort through his multimillion IRS tax debt and oversee his troubled estate. Last year, she sued two former business partners in federal court, claiming they tricked her into signing away the rights to the estate. The suit is pending. Davis is survived by her son Manny. A private memorial service was being planned.

Chapter 4
Tamer.... my Master touch... Putting the camera back in the draw He walks towards me and stands over me and says.. “You have no idea how pleased i am to see you like this kitten”.. i lay there helpless not saying a word i start to blush. He sits down next to me and gives me a few good hard spanks with His hand, then slowly works His hands over my ass. Tingles move through my body as He moves down between my legs then back up to my ass. Spank! Spank! Another two hits, this time they were a little harder, then back down between my legs. my cunt starts to ache as i wanted more of His touch.. He started teasing my clit with His fingers and poking inside my cunt. “Mmmmmmmmm, wet my kitten??” He asks... “Yes Sir, a little i said. With that He replied “Well my pet, by the time I am finished with you you’re going to be soaking wet!” He laughs and pulls out a paddle from the box. It was hand made by my Master. Made for His ass of mine, he says.. m

Vote Needed
Hey Everyone! Once again it is time to pick a member of the week.... We pick based on participation in the family..... We have a few people in mind this week BUT....I (Scorpioqueen) was thinking about chosing Brwneyedgirl35 for a few reasons.....1) She does almost all the blogging and most of the work on the home page and 2.) She needs 4+ mil to level to disciple.... I think this would be an awesome way to show her how much we appreciate everything she does by rating her all week and helping her to level..... So now I need you all to help us decide.... Is Brwneyedgirl the one to be member of the week or not? TY, Scorpioqueen

Ron Paul?
Let me preface what I'm about to say with some background: As a person active in the Truth movement and all that entails, I was drawn to Ron Paul's candidacy as a breath of fresh honesty in a very bleak and poisoned political landscape. He talked about the issues over fluff. He seduced millions of voters across the Republic. I campaigned for him strongly, canvassing, yard signs, talking about him in a multitude of online forums, and even still to this day have his sticker on my car. However... I've also looked back at his words vs his deeds. You can tell a tree by its fruit as the saying goes, and what fruit has Ron Paul brought forth? He promised to stay in the election all the way to the convention, which he did not do. "As long as I have the support" was his credo, and while hundreds of thousands of voters were trying to grab up unbound delegates for an upset, he bowed out at what I consider the height of his chances. He gathered a LOT of money, and ran no natio

I Told Him I Wanted A Time Machine.. :p
The following is an original poem written here and now by yours truly, Daddy Rocks Hard.... If I had a time machine I'd tell you what I'd do I'd go back and be reborn again so I could live right next to you. I'd be your friend from childhood on and we'd laugh without a care We'd know each other inside out & have so much we could share I think it's like a fairytale, or something in a dream I know that time machines aren't real but I'll let my imagination scheme If I had a time machine I'd probably break it fast Who knows the trouble I'd get in just playing around in the past So with this all being said I'll tell you a secret you must hold tight Getting to know you is a pleasure my dear, now have a wonderful night. The End.

Stolen From Anna Molly
7......things about you....by me 1. what is the oldest thing in your fridge? soysauce, don't use it much. 2. what is your favorite brand of deoderant? Burberry Touch 3. name one thing about you that not many people know. I have a scar on my ass from fallin on a cactus while running away from home in the 8th grade. 4. what is your worst habit? a foul mouth 5. who has saved you life in anyway in the past year? in the last year...hmmm saved my life might be a little strong, but prinny made me realize how good a person i am.;) (edited) 6. who is a major influence in the way you live your life? Mr. Copeland my HS art teacher 7. what do you think your biggest weakness is? Communication.

Mild Heart Attack Or Severe Anxiety?!?!?
Hi My Dear & Sweet FuFriends... I swore when I joined Fubar for the third damn time, that I would not air my dirty laundry, meaning my personal life drama...but this is different...and very serious..!!! I'm leaving here soon to go see my Dr.'s.! I've been having severe chest pains, clammy skin, tingling, numbing, electrical sensations etc. since this past Saturday night..!! I'am scared too death..!! I have every symptom of having a "Mild Heart Attack" and my Dr.'s Nancy & Chris are freaking on me..!!! They both actually scared me into going in for a EKG and some type of Sonogram on my heart today..!!!! I hope and pray that the results come back as very severe anxiety at this point...If they tell me I had a Mild Attack, I'm going to lose it right there!!!! I'm too damn young and love life..!!!! I have too many things in life I have to accomplish or do yet...I'm needed here...to help others...to love, care, make them smile, cheer them up when having a bad day...help them get throu

She Watches Over Me
My baby's up in heaven, not underneath this stone- not buried in the ground, all quiet and alone. She's with the other angels, as happy as can be, and from her lofty window, she watches over me. And so I bring her flowers, she'll see them from above, for, though I cannot see her, my heart can feel her love. This on my little girls headstone...her birthday is April 5th... I miss her...

My 1st Car Wreck(march 19th, 2009 About 3:00pm)
Went into town and dropped off some mail at the post office came back home, come up over the railroad tracks in town and hit a bump coming off of the tracks and went to brake as i was turning left but instead i didn't manage to get my foot on the brake and hit the accelerator and spun the tires and ran into a mailbox on the right side of the road and tried to recorrect the car and then over-corrected it as i came back onto the road and saw a truck coming about 300ft in front of me coming from the corner and over-corrected and rolled the vehical and landed back on my tires facing the opposite direction of the way i was coming. I'm fine, noone was hurt thankfully including myself, i walk away from it with a rash from the neck seatbeat and a bruise on my left side, and very shaken, but other then that i'm fine.

Pecans In The Cemetery
> >> On the outskirts of a small town, there > >> was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. > >> One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat > >> down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. > >> Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. > >> > >> As he passed, he thought he heard voices from > >> inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he > >> heard, > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' > >> > >> He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off . > >> Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. > >> > >> 'Come here quick,' said the boy,'you won't believe what I heard! > >> Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' > >> > >> The man said, 'Beat it kid,

My Type Is Hardly Typical
My friends give me crap about the “type” of guy I go for. I’m just not a frat boy type of girl. I’m not a rock-hard abs kind of girl. I’m not a country boy type of girl. So what is my type? Here’s a brief list of my preferences: Older men. Preferably 5 to 15 years older than myself. Also, I don’t consider things like previous marriages or children “baggage.” Intelligence. This is a must. Call me elitist, but I know I’m no idiot. Therefore, I have a very low tolerance for those who aren’t intellectually inclined or flat out dullards. Sense of humor. I love to laugh and love people who can make me laugh. Wit and sarcasm are my favorite, but sometimes I like plain silliness. General quirkiness. I’ve come to accept that I’m a little off. It’s much more interesting when the person I’m with is also eccentric. And, as always, dorks are welcome. Eclectic tastes. I love art, music, museums, thrift shopping, sports, movies, travel, Mod, 50s kitsch, pin-up style, 20s style, danc

So Called Fam
So we was a fam a so called fam and yall want to break apart over some dumb shit well fuck that bullshit if you true fam you would have stuck together through thick and thin no matter what kind of shit came through the way we should have still stayed together and no yall want know nothing if something happen to one of us and i bet half of yall dont even give a fuck well i do and the reason why i say that because i been through some shit i got shot at been in the hospital almost died from sickness and nobody fucking knew well that fucking hurt me like hell and when i come back i hear all this fucking bullshit no more fam no more nothing everybody went there own way well in my heart we was fam always but right now WHAT THE FUCK YALL THINKING so my so called fam when you read this and think about what the fuck just happen because me myself life really aint promised tomorrow and i thought i would have had yall sowe need to work this shit out on the real or you really going to see a new me

One Term Down... Two To Go
Ok, well, Winter term is over. And I did it. I ended up taking 19 credits this term and I pulled of a 4.0 GPA. I'm totally excited. Guess school isn't so scary when it's not high school! Now it's Spring Break, and I don't know what we are going to do. I certainly feel like celebrating at this point. I'm really anxious to start Spring term now. I will be taking 20 credits during Spring term, but after this term, I think I will be able to do it without any trouble. I have been tutoring this last part of Winter term, and have had instructors approaching me asking me to add their classes to the list of classes I am available to tutor for. So starting this term, I will be tutoring for Computer Applications (including Intro to Windows XP, Intro to Word 2007, Intro to Excel 2007, Word Processing with Word 2007, and Formatting with Word 2007). I will also start tutoring for Editing Skills for Information Processing. For those that aren't familiar with the class it is basically Grammar for B

I Am Done
I wish to leave fubar now.To many people thinking they own me or think we have something when you can no have this if you haven't met.I will keep up with the ones on my list and those I have met.It is crazy how people can talk and get stories going about you that are unfounded and untrue.To me it is a big play room that these grown up men are playing.A lot are older than me and I could never play such silly games.I still have my other site and this will be the only one I will be at from now on.I only do business there so please do no be offended if it takes me a while to reply back to you.I have had fun since I have been here but the games are not for me.I wished to bring pleasure and have fun here not all of this crap.I no need it in my life or grown men getting mad cause I not on alot here lately and start trouble. I will see you April 8th liebling and you know who you are,to say here only causes childish pathetic games. It is a pityful shame to be upfront and blunt with people and

Free Bling Pack...who Wants It?
Ok I am just a little pissy at the moment. I am not sure because the house is trashed from my little girls sleep over or because i'm being all hormonal or what but I saw a status that really kind of made me wake up and see reality. I have come to realize (and yeah I know this is just a freaking website and it's not like it really bothers me) that some of you are selfish a$$holes. (If you are not one of these then no offense should be taken) I check my bar tab every time I log on and always return pic ratings and etc. If I have been given a gift I always send response saying thanks or I try to send a gift back. If I see friends that are in need of alcohol I try to help them out (although I have been broke for some time on here now but as soon as I replenish my funds I will help out more) But some of you ask for ridiculas amounts of time with rating your pics and al lthis just ebcause you have auto 11's on or hatever. Well you know i'm honestly sick of it. I am no longer helping

Crazy Shy Girl
HEY EVERYONE...THIS WEEK WE HAVE CHOSEN TO MAKE CRAZY SHY GIRL OUR MEMBER OF THE WEEK.....SHE WILL BE MEMBER OF WEEK FROM 3/23-3/29.....MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY HER PAGE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE....SHE IS ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE OUT...NOW ITS OUR TURN TO SHOW HER THAT LOVE BACK......CONGRATS GIRL crazy shy girl~~Zodiak Levelers@ fubar

Back & One Drawback ...
-ugh- I think I just realized -W H Y- $ VIP $ WAS important to ME! Not status as much as If you want to add a photo/art. ( ! ! ! ) So, I'm kinda back With a little less color, but a slightly refreshed -tude- Springtime seems to always get my system stirred. And my emotional/mental well-being flips & flops like a fish outta water. Add the pressure of my employment (or lack there of) Wondering if the owners are going to make more cuts and knowing the area job market is even worst than when I slid into this one ... Over 1500 more people lost their employment due to factories closing/downsizing - Makes finding even menial labor hard to find here. So - as I said ... I'm -K I N D A- back ????? Here's me Sherry Dancing

I Guess I Have To Go To Prison For My Health Care
'If you were injured in Iraq or Afghanistan and you have not paid your co-pay, please press 1. If you were injured during military training and you have not yet reached your deductible, please press 2. If your family has reached its maximum insurance benefit, please call back after you have purchased additional coverage. Thank you for your service." Before the leaders of other veteran's groups and I met with President Barack Obama at the White House on Monday, I believed a phone call like the one described above unimaginable. Now it seems all too possible. President Obama made clear during our discussion that he intends to force private insurance companies to pay for the treatment of military veterans with service-connected disabilities. He is trying to unfairly generate $540 million on the backs of veterans. The proposed requirement for private companies to reimburse the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) would not only be unfair, but would have an adverse impact on service-

Ponyboy Part 3
->~THE ORIGI...: No I haven't seen you, You just want to see my junk, You will be ignored starting now, you want me, catch me in a MuMM ~THE ORIGI...: I MAY BE A SCRAWNY ASS BOY TOY ~THE ORIGI...: ILL DO IT~THE ORIGI...: HAVE YA SEEN ME ->~THE ORIGI...: You do not want to compare that shit dude. Trust me ~THE ORIGI...: AWWWWW IM SORRY YA PUSSY ~THE ORIGI...: YA KNOW THE BIGGER THE MUSCLE THE SMALLER THE DICK ->~THE ORIGI...: Dude you are about to be ignored you are cutting into my valuable MuMMing time ~THE ORIGI...: AWWW ->~THE ORIGI...: Of You? Not hardly little fella ~THE ORIGI...: WUT YA SCARED ->~THE ORIGI...: I have been there and done it a few times already ~THE ORIGI...: WELL THEN LETS GO TO WAR->~THE ORIGI...: I clicked twice on your link in th sb dumbass. I have an itchy trigger finger from the war ~THE ORIGI...: YA ASCARED ~THE ORIGI...: YEA OG MY SCRAWNY ASS ~THE ORIGI...: OOOOH YA DID CHECK ME OUT THEN YA SICO BITCH ->~THE ORIGI...: Of you? LMFAO ~THE ORIGI

Stress..should I?
I slept in today. I missed my statistics class! dammit and i actually had a lab due. so whatever he covered is on the lesson he taught today. fuck. besides that i have a lot of other crap to do: sociology midterm 4/9 compare and contrast paper 4/9 history midterm 4/2 paper 4/30 psychology reading chapter 2-14 paper 4/1(i hope it's an april fool's joke) journal entry 4/1 assignment 4/1 english assignment 4/2 asignment4/9 paper 4/9 spring break 4/11-4/19 for some reason i'm not stress. what IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!??! for some reason

Free Happy Hour From Me
~★~vixen260~★~ ~fubar4life~ COME ON First person to get vixen 25 referals from friends using her link to her page will get a free happy hour from me....lets help her out ~★~vixen260~★~ ~fubar4life~@ fubar< JUST CLICK ON THE LINK AND GET THE BROAD THAT DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT JIGGIN THE REFERALS SHE NEEDS..

Jacqui's Wisdom
In a world where we have gotten away from reading the bible, praying to give thanks instead of asking for a want or need, becoming a part of something greater than ourselves .. where we have taken the Pledge Of Allegence from our schools and Gods name from our government & homes .. letting the tv, computer & vidoe games raise our children, and us adults becoming comfortably numb to life ..where it takes a 9/11 to wake us from our comfort zone! We unite as one and send our men, women & children off to fight the cause .. but don't SEE THEM OFF, stand beside them and love them HOME .. all too soon forget why we sent them and demand they be returned home, cuz we find life is too hard for US while they are AT WAR .. to where there are protests at fallen HERO's funerals and name calling as they arrive home on MUCH NEEDED leave, the images of that fateful day now a blur as we become once again, all wrapped up in the "ME" of the moment .. When my 7 yr old son comes to me and asks .. "Mommy

Wednesday Auto 11 Blog
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT (ASK JOHNNY DEVIL) LOL ~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~Pegasus Project~SBG~@ fubar ❤HORNY ANGEL❤™@ fubar Kimberly@ fubar ~N~Power~@ fubar SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar Aousche@ fubar

Happiness
My PS3 arrived today, man I was happy :D Worked out great coming on my day off too, got time to play with it. Stuck fallout 3 in, and was just engrossed for ages. Usually when I play computer games, I switch to the tv and back every 5-10 minutes, must've played that game straight for like 3 hours, it's greatness. Anyways, I shall shut up my rambling now.

Did You Make Da List????
Ok, I "borrowed" this from a friend of a friend. It looked like fun, so now its on my page. I hope nobody takes offense. Remember, just GROWN folks having FUN!! *Anybody just passing thru is welcomed to play along!!* Its very simple...Go look at your friendlist/family list and tell us who.... Would u like to meet in person: I aint got enough room for that answer lol Have you met in person: I'm a diva....hustla Is the coolest: Male= Da President Barack Obzze. Female= Da H.B.I.C. MzBooti2big & EyezOfJade cause we from round da same way litterly Is the most sensitive: Sweet Nis, well thats untill she gets da goose in her lol Is the most funniest: These lame ass muthafuckas who think they somebody. smh, they funny as fuck Is the most sexiest: My wife got this one hands down. Sweet Nis Is off the chain: Besides me, its da Prez again. Shots fired Everybody down. My dark side MzBooti2big & her baby mama. Has the blogs w/the deepest meaning to them: I really dont read blogs not often un

What To Think
You ever have then days when you just want to get out and see more of the world? Heck there is so much more just here in the U.S. that I wanna see and I still stuck in good ol hickerbilly town. Ive been on vacations before and seen the ocean and different places but to live somewhere else! That would be excite'n. Its a dream I may just have to live out! Or I gotta run away for a month and do nothing but travel......well maybe more than a month! I have a lot I wanna see and there is a place I might get caught up for a lil while! HeHe This is an urge that has been burnin in me for while. It calms down a lil but never goes away. My sister has begged me to go and move with her and i know we would do good together. But we have two different destinations in mind. That is the only thing that really stinks. Maybe we will have to come to an agreement...... we go where I wanna go I'm the oldest!!! lol Hey the thought is good isn't it?!?!?! lol I haven't been spendin much time here on the FU

Annoying Hotel Workers
I travel for work, I live in hotels all over the country 6 months out of the year. Normally I stay at pretty cheap places because I get to keep a portion of whatever is in my expense account at the end of the year. I decided to stay at a Holiday Inn Express here in San Francisco because it's near the conference center where I was working. The hospitality here is excessive. I just got a call from the front desk, I've been working all day and got exceedingly drunk with my co workers last night, so I'm exhausted and I was laying down. My phone rings so I get up and its the fucking hotel calling me to see how everything is going! That's fucking absurd. They just wanted to make sure my day was ok and make sure I didn't need a wakeup call tomorrow. I told the lady "If I need a wakeup call I generally request it without being prompted." Am I wrong in thinking this behaviour is obnoxious?

Ha Ha!
Cuddle Slut: ur lucky I dont have your # or else I would be pestering you on the phone right now Cuddle Slut: So then tell me anyways Ford: 5856587040.. Ford: don't call! that's the pizza place.. i haven't a phone Cuddle Slut: lol i was starting to dial too lol Ford: idjit..LOL

I Found This To Be Rude.
As all my friends know I have a good sense of humor and when comes to my size I am the first person to crack jokes. However I just recieved and email from someone I dont know and doesn't know me that I find to be rude. In my opinion this guy had not right whatsoever to send me a message like this. It just goes to show how ignorant some people are. Like I said I have a great sense of humor but for someone who does not know me to write something like this well I draw the line. Below is a screen shot of the message.

Wow...
So things have been a little strange for me lately. I haven't been around here much, but I think I found a new house, and if all goes well, I will be moving into it probably next month! School is going well, I'm still passing all my classes:) I kind of hit it off with a guy. Things are looking pretty good in that aspect. Work is fun, my boss is trying to get me promoted! I sell Pampered Chef too, and thats been going pretty well. I recruited a friend last month, which means I got a raise, and now I'm a "senior consultant." Things have really seemed to turn around over the last month or so. Everybody, pray for me that I get this house though! I really want it!

Frustrated
I am very frustrated and on edge today. Today marks a week since I was told that I had two weeks to leave. I haven't gotten anything else accomplished and really feel I have done all I can at the present for this situation. Right now I am waiting on a call to pick up some old medical records so I can turn them in since my nerve conduction test isn't scheduled till mid May. I hate trying to buy people roses and shit on here to find out I can't, duh me..... I hate feeling so damn useless.

Two Serious Questions
I want to beat this issue once again, for my own sanity and for my friends who I care about. Two questions... 1. Did you see my blog about the death of my nephew? http://fubar.com/blog/12327/999640 2. PLEASE Have you talked to the young people in your life? A week after my nephew was killed a kid in FL was killed the same way, which makes me wish I would have hit this thing harder. Last night, like every day, I had to drive my car along that stretch of tracks where Andrew was killed. I always live that scene vividly in my mind. Then I was driving on a four lane near a Walmart and a kid with a bag of groceries all dressed in black was running through the traffic against the light. I slowed way down and when I got close to him, YEAH, he had a wire coming out of his hoodie. You can imagine how mad I was. Don't be affraid of making some kid mad by telling them to take those damn earbuds out of their ears while walking in dangerous areas. And keep educating people about this.

Online Shopping
So I've decided to do some shopping this morning. It's getting warm and I need some short sleeve shirts. I'm not exactly sure what made me go to Hollister's website, but yeah..I'm there. The clothes are nice, but wow..pretty expensive for just a logo. Anyway, I hit the clearance tab and found some really good prices. Got what I wanted and decided to check the "dudes" section. Not that I bought anything, just wanted to look. I'm not sure what to think. They had some decent T-shirts for guys..then they had some pink ones. Not that guys can't wear pink..but yeah. I had to check and see what sizes were left since they were on sale. I guess I wanted to see how many of them were left. They only had sizes small and extra small left. So there's gonna be a pretty good bit of normal/large looking guys "rocking" the pink Hollister shirt... =/

Omg Omg Omg! Wohooo!
I'm so freakin' excited! I have the opprotunity to land another weekly floral account...woot *dances* At first I thought it was for one arrangement per week, turns out to be FOUR and two large ones at that... *dances more* I believe the economy is begining to turn around again fvckers..I really do *spins in circles* (h) most of you, PoStal

Mama
all day yesterday I told Mama I was taking her home to NY to get pizza and that I loved her. She would squeeze my hand and move her mouth here and there. She passed away while I held her hand last night at 11:35. My mom is missed and loved. K

Just Wanna Forget The Past
It was after standing on the back porch wid my godson enjoying another southern evening peeing off the back porch with him, & looking at ach other laughing that the impact of childhood dawned upon me. Southern living southern life.. southern traditions. but, the one that came to mind was one of hurt. Being that I ama a black male, i am sometimes reminded of my so called place in society, which came to past just the other day I am a painter by trade in this economically challenged time for a wealthy landowner here in our small town, She rented a trailer to what some here in the south would call "poor white trash"> they have 3 children, they became good friends with me, the oldest being a young girl 10 years old.She asked if i would be her Godfather, seeing I have so many underprivileged kids as friends, I said I'd love to. MY natural godaughter, whom is black became very upset bcause I said yes, & very prompley told me I couldn't do that because she's a white girl. I have never ra

Sloppy Joe, Sloppa, Sloppy Joe Now ...
My daughter started kindergarten this last fall. I actually had no idea how much it would affect me until I walked her to school the first day. I know that every kid ( and parent ) goes through it, but there is something about pushing your own out of the nest that is a little heartbreaking. The school seemed HUGE!! It was so much bigger than my school when I was a kid. In fact, everything seemed different.That is, until I met her for lunch.To help ease the transition, I joined her for lunch a few days into the week. I waited outside in 100+ degree heat for the row of tiny ducklings to come marching out of their classroom. When she saw me, she flashed a smile, but didn’t want to break ranks from the line. I marched next to her all the way to the lunchroom. Once we walked inside, I asked her, “What do we do now?”.“We get our food from that lady”, She pointed.As I looked to see where she was pointing, it all came crashing back …… those rubber gl

Thank You Angels
Thank you every one who stopped by last Friday April 24th to show me your love. I was totally caught off guard and very much overwhelmed by all the support I was shown. My day stared off terrible and thought I might even be going to the hospital. But after a little rest things were better. I came on-line only to find out my real life daughter Tracie and Darklady cooked up the idea to get me to DISCIPLE. With a gift of an auto 11 from Tracie and a beautiful bulli made by DarkLady, I was set to go. And go I did! So much love poured in from so many wonderful Angels, I was in tears the better part of the day. There were ticker tapes, blasts and pimp outs, bombs from everywhere in FuLand, new friendships made, and Angels clicking away. When the auto ended, it was unbelieveable! Here are just some of the highlights: 2,441,007 POINTS EARNED 14,867 PICTURE RATES 58 BOMBS 1 TICKER TAPE 1 BLAST 5 PIMP OUTS Thanks to all you won

Auto 11's For Those Of You Curious Souls
Purple-ish for mutie's benefit :P So I had a moment of unsolicited kindness...most of you know I am sort of generous when I am in the mood for it. Andy™ is on the cute side..and I love a man who isn't afraid to beg haha!! jk :P So I gave him the 11's and know I will get some extra points out of the deal. I don't do much on here anymore, but when I do I like to have the fu-monies to give gifts if I choose to. Or buy Robert from all the ladies ;) So please don't ask me if I sell them..this makes me giggle but insults me. I am not really the best point whore around nor am I seeking to earn enough fubucks to pay for a spotlight. My friends already helped me get to godfather ;) Thats more than enough for my silly ass! Have a wonderful night all of fu :P

People On Fubar Just Amaze Me
I think it's time to once again address a issue that has plagued my profile and my friend list for quite some time... but you know what... before I give my take on things let me ask you a question. Did you even bother to read my about me section before sending me a friend request? I am getting a good feeling that very few actually did because I would not have to delete so many people off my friend list. Why is it that because I am a male and you have breasts I am gonna add you as a friend and rate you every week? FYI, it's not true. I do not mind giving out rates, but if you talk to me on a regular basis, there is a real good shot that I may stop by your page and give you rates. I have been noticing fu whores have been slipping through the rules. I think my rules cannot be any more simpler than that. I am starting to think maybe I should have some Ohio idiot who attempts to make a halfway decent mumm to write my profile just to get my point across.I do perv people, but if you are

Mercenary - Bloodsong
Through the dreaming lightsInto darkness of nightmaresTo the endless hollowI shall goFrom happiness to sorrowFrom something to nothingFrom the beginning to the endYou see my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameAnd I will know youAnd I will drain you dryAll is fadingAll is lostThe endless neverTHe blood nightThe darker shadowsAnd the darkest nightThe endless neverThe blood lightAs my life fades outAs death kicks inWill I regret my lifeOf sinFrom punisher to punishedFrom master to slaveTo my endless graveYou see my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameAnd I will know youAnd I will drainAll is fadingAll is lostThe endless neverTHe blood nightThe darker shadowsAnd the darkest nightThe endless neverThe blood lightTake me awayFar from this dayAnd let me stayAnd believe in my shadowAll is fadingA

I Are A Point Whore
*holds my head in shame* Yes, I'm a point whore...sometimes! This weekend I'm running an auto and bombing too. If you feel like stopping by, then please do. :) I have a list of like 90 some friends to bomb, so keep an eye out for me stalking your page. That is all. Continue on with your fun on fubar.

My Story
I have been approached about 'my story'. Those who know me really and extremely well know what I mean. I have a few ideas on how to get it out there. I'm leaning more toward doing it in the form of artwork, with words...which was one of the idea's requested. I am having conflict with..WHY? Why should I? Is it REALLY that inspirational to have read someones story (or in my case, read AND viewed) knowing that whatever problem in life they may be having they can get through it if I can? I have been asked a lot lately by various people who know most of my story even by some who know only a little bit about me. I'm thinking that maybe doing an art piece of my story will be therepudic enough to just face some of the issues, I don't know. But for some reason people are really interested in wanting to know all the shit parts in my life. Weirdos!

Cao Fang - In Summer
I don't know what it means, but it's so pretty. You've probably heard it in that commercial...AT&T maybe? I don't know. I just know it makes me happy. Edit: It's a GE commercial...and here's a rough translation I found Listen to the children playing Listen to the children playing Listen to the children play in the summer I've got something I should say but it won't come out my way Summer's slipping away, let me stay in your heart today

Hey Y'all
hello everyone......I have sad news to report.....my Grandmother passed away Sunday morning....i will be going home tomorrow the 5th of may to attend her funeral.......I sure miss everyone and talking to you guys on a regular basis.....i hope to be back on Friday and i will contact everyone after then.....love you guys and hope to be back online asap Wes

5 Years Wasted
As some of you know I've been going to college for the past 5 years. The reason I got to go to college is actually beause I have fibromyalgia and the state of Tennessee, in an effort to help out disabled people (the program is called vocational rehabilitation) pays tuition for disabled people who quality. They will only pay for 10 semesters though. Having Fibromyalgia, I was only able to take 12 hours most semesters, which meant it would take at least 10 semesters for me to finish. Well, I've made almost to graduation, but I didn't pass the last class I needed to graduate due to too many abscences because I have fibromyalgia. Since I just finished my 10th semester, vocational rehabilitation will no longer pay for me to go to school and I can't afford to pay for it myself. In fact, if I didn't have fibromyalgia I would've never been able to go to college to begin with. The obvious solution to this would be to somehow come up with the money to take that one class this summer or next

Pimp Outs
Do you want one? Just tell me if you do here and I will give them out in order of the comments. What's the catch? Nothing,I do it because I can. Just leave a comment and I will start again tomorrow. Remember,I only have 3 a day so have some patience :-) By the way,this new blog crap sucks!!!

Another Shift...please Read
I am changing some aspects of my profile again. privacy and such as well as placement. I know I have said it before, but the family list is rather long and I am no longer paying for a membership so I cannot change it. That is unless I remove enough people to do so. The thing is I actually love my friends haha! So I don't want to hurt feelings but I wonder if some would even notice they aren't on it any longer. Easily I can remove a few who never sign in anymore, but there are others that do on a daily basis that don't seem to make their way to visit. That road goes both ways ;) and well we know that! So just know I will be basing it on who actually needs to be given a place with a number and the rest are still very dear friends I care about. two blogs in one night amazing..and I did change the other blog to family only ;) incase you tried to click it and got an error message. sorry ;)

Morning Thinking
Last night, while I was waiting for my laptop to get fixed, which it really didn't. I think it's worse now, I seen some car advertisment on the television. On the bottom it said, "Professional driver. Closed course, Do not attempt". I've seen that before, but I've never really thought about it. Here it is.... Did the car advertisments always have that warning, or did some stupid ass really think that their car could do anything? Also, how does one become a "professional driver"?

Quiz For May
For all you people who like them or want to answer this one.... 1. Which comic book hero would you like to be for a day?2. Where would you rather be stranded? Gilligan's Island, on the Jupiter with the Lost in Space crew, or Land of the Lost?3. Someone's fly is unzipped in your group of just friends. Do you announce it, whisper it, or let it go?4. Ever use the phrase "Bu-bye"?5. What catch phrase do you hate the most?6. If you wanted an awesome pair of athletic shoes that were $150, but then saw a pair just like them were only $1, but they were so cheap because they had been made in a sweatshop in some third world country by enslaved children who were fed only scraps from a trash bin...would you get the sky blue with silver accents or the black and gold?7. What condiment do you use the most?8. You've got a killer headache and your hands shake as you reach to make a fresh pot of coffee. Then you notice your neighbor's house is on fire! Which hand would you hold your cup of coffee in

Just Because I'm A Girl...
I've decided that certian men sucks ass. Today I had to get new tires so I dropped by Discount Tires because I'm getting a new car later this year and I don't really care if they are the best of the best. I thought I would be in there an hour tops. Until I met Dale The Jackass. As soon as I walked in wearing a football jersey, he started in. Dale the Jackass: "Oh guys, it looks like we have a front runner here!" Me: "Huh, what?" Dale the Jackass: "You have a Tim Hightower jersey on. But I bet you didn't know his first name." Me: "Yes actually I did know his first name. I'm here because I need new tires." Dale the Jackass: "I think it is funny how girls wear sports stuff and have no idea about the sport." Me: "Look I love football but I really need some tires. Is there anyone that can help me." Dale the Jackass: "Just humor me. Do you even know what position he plays?" Me: "He is a running back that got drafted in the 5th round of the 2008 draft. He went to Richmond and he

Daniel Got Me Laughing
It was a few days ago and I completely forgot about it until just now. I asked him how many potato chips he wanted. He looked at me and said.."Elventymillion" I laughed so hard and then thought of Fubar =/

Omfg I Forgot I Cant Do Bullies Any More Wow
HAS EVERYTHING GONE TO HELL? IT SEEMS LIKE IT.. OMFG I JUST WANT TO PIMP OUT MY GIRLFRIEND AND I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.. WOW THIS ROCKS.. suziestar@ fubar YES SHE IS REAL AND SHES REALLY Strokin' Music Video - More amazing video clips are a click away HOT.. GO ADD HER AND LEVEL HER UP HIGH...

I Hate Her!
I help take care of my mother. I live with my oldest sister to do this. I gave up a normal life to do this. I don't work so I can be here for my mother while my sister is at work. I take college classes online so I can get my degree. I cook,clean and take care of my three kids too. Now I love my oldest sister with all my heart. I do not like my other sister! I hate her! There is not an ounce of love for her anymore! She is a self centered,delusional non medication taking lying cunt! Yes,thats right I called my sister a cunt! She lost her home because she didn't pay the rent! How the hell do you not pay the rent when everything else is being paid for by your adult daughter and a room mate? Oh and lets no forget how you were neglected as a child! What the fuck? It's all mine and my oldest sisters fault,yeah right!! Let's see,while I was laying there in the crib I was plotting how I could ruin your life! Julie planned the whole thing when she lost her eye so mom could spend more time wi

Deleting My Fubar Account
To anyone that cares, I am deleting this account in the very near future. If you wish to stay in contract please let me know and we can exchange emails. I'm not mad at anyone or at the creaters of this website. It's a cool website and it's fun. I'm just very busy and will get busier in the near future. I wish everyone a fu-tasitc day. Who knows, I might be back. Luke

Just Some Thoughts...
OK so I would like to think that I'm a NICE person. With that said... Why is it OK for everyone ELSE to ask for bling, VIPs, HHs, Blasts etc etc on this site....yet I set my status at wanting 1 of the cute blings and I get told to stop begging... That makes NO sence to me I've never begged anyone to buy me ANYTHING on this site.... Just beacuse I set my status as that doesn't mean I'm begging.. Begging is what I get in my shout box people asking me to buy them this and buy them that...well Guess what?????IF you want that thing ur asking me for soo badly why dont you go Out get a freaking JOB and work to GET IT.......cuz U sure aint giving me JACK for anything not even rating me or my pics.... So yeah i'm kinda ticked off that I get attacked and accused of begging for stuff when I set my status the way I did.... Just another day in the Land of FUbar and ON that Note........whats up with all the Lounge Drama these days? I mean we all try to Escape Real LIFE Drama by

Lucky Friday
I just got an email from the Forum in Norwich to say that my name was drawn in a Prize Draw I entered, and I've won eight tickets to go to the Comedy Store gig at the Forum next Wednesday, plus a load of "Comedy Store merchandise". I r a winner!!

Fubar Frnd
As I Sit Here @ My Labtop Tryin 2 Think What Too Say, And How Too Say Thank You Too All My Fubar Frnds.For Showin Me The Constant Fubar Luv They Give The Simple Hello's And Good Mornins.Lendin An Ear To Vent When Needed.The Many Laughs & Smiles Givin To Me. The Best Part Of This Is No Matter What Options Fubar Give Us Such As Vip's,Tickers,& Blast,They Will Never Have The Proper Option. To Give Thanks To Each And Everyone One The People We Call Good Friends On Here. Life Is Never SwnSassy Way To Often Its Full Playmates/Pimps.I Welcome New Friends Beautiful Disaster,ShoShonni, I Know I've Made An Awesum Connection When I'm Add To There Family List. From FreakStars 2 Freaks-On-A-Leash 2 Sexi2Hot 2 Chicks Wit Booti2Big Phoenix1360 .I Luv WomenWitCurves 2 BBW Shape Size Color And Race Not Important 2 Me.We R A Last Of A Dyin Breed So If You Think You Was Mist Think Again I Only Just Scratch The Surface Of My Many Friends So Heres To You,You,You......And Yes Even You Thank You For Allowi

The Truth About A Man
Well it's all in how you look at it. Now I'm not woman bashing or anything like that but men are highly misunderstood especially in serious relationships. Now yes there are a lot of bad guys but the female side isn't too clean either just sneakier.(you all cover your tracks way better than we do lol). Basically the majority of problems in relationships are due to the basic differences between us. These are also the same things that bring us together. On the men, you see a lady and she's all that, dressed sexy, BAM! Now 6 months later when the smoke has cleared and your girl goes to wal mart in some small shorts and a cut off wife beater don't get mad. On the flip side ladies, if you like a bad boy- manly man, don't expect him to be anything but bad and manly. be realistic in what you choose to "see". We all know what each other's faults are. I always hear, "oh girl he's a dog" or something along that nature. This will naturally evoke a response from the male side in defense, for exam

Deleting People
HI:) I dont care who you are!I dont care if we talked alot in the past and dont now~ whatever. Im deleting people on here! I am not on here to see how many friends i can get/get a high number blah blah blah!Im on here to make friends and talk to the friends i make! So~ yeah! Much love to my friends tho Have a great day everyone much love Mwah xoxoxoxo Rachel

Random Blurb
So now, I have a blog to set the world afire, how shall I use it? Who knows. Some use it as a journal, others as a site to show people things they do, what I will use it for has eluded me to the point of not making one till now. But I now have one and will try filling it up with random ramblings and showing you what I do. I do however have to first and foremost thank my family at Gods Forsaken Radio, you guys kick so much ass it makes my brain explode. And I do thank the extra special people who I have been there for, and vice versa I'm glad to have you all as friends and family members. :)

What Bathroom Product Are You?
You Are a Comb You are expressive and outgoing. You like to experiment with your personal style. You are imaginative and very visual. You like to look good, and you're attracted to beauty. You are creative and design oriented. You redecorate often, and you like to make yourself over. You are inventive and extremely original. You do things differently just because it feels good. What Bathroom Product Are You?

What Vitamin Are You?
You Are Vitamin D You're a naturally strong person. You've always had a lot of endurance. You can survive what would make most people crumble. You have both mental and physical strength. You don't do a lot to stay healthy - you just live a pretty natural lifestyle. You stay away from processed junk, sleep like a baby, and get plenty of sunshine! What Vitamin Are You?

Birthday Night
First thing first... I gotta tell people thank you for the birthday wishes yesterday. Dave, CareBear, Funky Munky,Kit, SS, MoW,Lewis, Amykins, Mental, RoadRage, Majik, Starshooter, Dr.C, Coot, NoOne, Reaper, Arkham, Gabe, Trouble, Kins, Mclovin, Crazylips, and MoP all of you... thank you so much for the wishes :D I do appreciate all of them. Now... On to the fun stuff.. Last night. I went to dinner with the hubby, got a new lap top, blahblahblah... real birthday dinner is acutally on tuesday with my mom... THEN I went to this bar I always go to (Luckys) to wait for some friends to get off work.. Addison gets off and meets me and we have a couple of drinks waiting on Laura... Laura gets off and somehow we decide we are going to this bar called Annies... Annies is the dirtiest, nastiest, most white trash STD infested bar that I have ever been to... Luckily, it is actually kinda fun after the nasty rednecks leave and the (younger) crowd comes in. That is when the drunken ka

Eternal
Burns~~~ My love for you burns like a million flames, Warming my heart for an eternity. And though our lips have never met, I sense you in my dreams and in my soul. Heat rushing to my face with that possible first kiss, Makes an everlasting blush which compels my being. NauttiLunaAngel Jan 15th 2000

Koi Tattoo Meaning
The koi fish in Japanese folklore represents the overcoming of obstacles, because the koi fish travels up the yellow river and when it comes to the end of the river it transforms into the dragon; thus overcoming the adversity represented by the strong river to fufill its own destiny. The Legend of the Rainbow River (also known as The Yellow River) Japanese legend has it that every year thousands of Koi, a courageous, strong, and dedicated fish, make a perilous and difficult journey up the Rainbow (or Dragon) river. Out of perhaps a million Koi, only once in many years, one Koi is dedicated and strong enough to swim all the way to the head of the river, known as "The Dragon Gate" (or "The Rainbow Gate") and leap from the water. He is transformed into a dragon. The Legend of the Nine Warrior Koi According to Chinese Folklore there is an ancient tale of the nine holy Koi, who's quest was to endure the long arduous journey to Dragon Gate to make the magical transformation to become

A Little Sad...
So on the ticker scroll there was an article about Mike Tyson's daughter being strangled by a cord on a treadmill machine...poor child is not doing well...but what made me sad is that the story was started off with telling where the picture of Mike Tyson was taken....he was walking out of court for something else...what does it matter? The poor guy's daughter is in on life support and his past has to be brough up? Just kinda bothers me is all...

Some Days
There are some days you just don't want to know certian things. Or see certian things. I hate Tuesdays that are Mondays in disquise. I hate a lot of days lately. Good thing most of my time is spent working, looking for a job, or sleeping. I've been getting a lot of sleep lately. That's a good thing I suppose. Haven't spent a lot of time at the computer, hope people are doing well. The two or so of you who read this :P I'll check in again eventually.

Doc
I am sitting here thinking about running to urgent care, just cringing at that thought cuz I always hate the wait. Since last night my hand has been throbbing on top kind of below my thumb and between my finger but on top of the hand. A few times it has went down to my elbow :( Last night I took naproxen and today I took ibuprofen and neither one are touching it at all. I can be just sitting here not even moving my hand and get this pain going through it... I made a follow up with my doctor for the nerve conduction test, but cant get in there till June 8th. Being low income blows when it comes to getting dr appts. Just thought I would whine and complain I hurt....

Run With Me
Run With Me I stood by the stream drinking from cool waters As my eyes lifted up there a beautiful filly stood She stood in the sun mane long and white I felt my heart pounding like waves crashing My legs shook a bit as I moved toward her Would this beautiful filly take flight? She saw me I could feel her smile down deep Her eyes flashed me her heart and soul I could see the wild fire rise up inside

Phineas And Doofenshmirtz Are Dead
Last night after work I picked up the kids at their grandparents’ house. From there we traveled to WalMart in (my) foolish hopes that I could get what we were planning to shop for anyway and have it all ready before Martha got off from work at eight. She’s now working full-time there in WalMart’s new Money Store for cashing checks, money orders, and sending MoneyGrams and put in her two weeks’ notice at McDonalds. So after Martha left (and Sarah was wondering aloud where Big Bird and Mickey Mouse – two characters on the children’s rides that used to be where the Money Store is now – were and would have started an expedition for them), we’d done the necessary shopping, and we were getting it all in the car we saw the slip of the moon at nine o’clock dusk. As I moved up from Jeffrey whom I’d just gotten in his car seat, he asked me to “reach it”. I went a little into why I couldn’t reach it – it&rsq

You Dont Know Me
You think you know me but you dont have a clue. You only see what i want to show to you.. You dont know what i hold deep in my heart or mind you assume everything are kept blind. You dont know what i have done or seen, you dont even know what comes in between.. Some people will say then understand. Some will say that they have been where you are.. Some will say that then know how your feeling.. But they don't know me, nor will the ever, because my thoughts are mine...My life is mine never to be theirs.

Love And Strudels
My status: " will have wild cyber sex for pooptarts" My SB replies: >â™ â™¦GÃ¼nÂ§lÃ¯Ã±g...: lmao!!!! "someguyin...: what about toaster strudels? â™ â™¦GÃ¼nÂ§lÃ¯Ã±g...: i have toaster strudels.....boston cream flavor........can we work out a trade? lol ->ravinglunitic: lmao ravinglunitic: what do I Get for a toster struddle?

Losing It Again
I just totally lost it again. My sister called and asked me if I had money for this trip, asking me what I would be eating on. Now I dont even know if I can go to the funeral because I don't have any funds. This is tearing me up so bad. If I can't go, this is gonna weigh on me forever. I cant think, my brain and heart both hurt so badly.

♥ ♥ ♥
The last three days have been CRAZY!!! lots of laughs, tears and hugs.... Anywho, we are almost done with the apartment..one more load of stuff to my house, a quick clean and steam clean and viola....DONE!!! *dances* Thank GOD! for my best friend Gabby, for without her, I would never had gotten done *happy "I love my friends grin" She busted my ass and her own and we are almost done!!! *dances more* I can feel mom smiling... *sigh of relief* I MISS YOU GUYS...well, most of you *winx* ♥ PoStaL

Interesting!!
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.It is impossible to lick your elbow.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?A. All were invented by women.In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

This Is Actually Me Lol
Mine is the green one =] CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward. PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward. ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adve

Drawing To A Close!!!!
Day after day I look around, just what I see; I see a world that is slowly being choked by desire and lust!!! When I first joined this site there was less than 500.000 people here and friendship was all that was offered, we all had 10’s to rate the pictures and stash of our friends and god forbid, we actually had proper conversations with each other, there were no such things as auto’s or bombs, no bling or fu-owned and not even VIPS........happy hours were a thing that happened maybe 4 times a day, but I look around me now and all I see mostly is a beggars paradise...... Sad to say that because of all that has happened to this site in the past 2 years, I have lost some very good friends, some who have gotten fed up with what the site now represents now or for their own reasons have been caught up in all that is bad about this site these days, my heart just is not in it right now and this is why I have given Dr@gonMaster his sabbatical, a very hard thing for me to do, but

Pressing On
"Pressing On" I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Out of mind, out of state. Trying to keep my head on straight. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. There's only one thing left to do. Drop all I have and go with you. Somewhere back there I left my worries all behind. My problems fell out of the back of my mind. We're going and I'm never knowing where we're going. To go back to where I was would just be wrong. I'm pressing on. Pressing on, all my distress is going, going, gone. And I won't sit back, and take this anymore. 'Cause I'm done with that, I've got one foot out the door. And to go back where I was would just be wrong I'm pressing on. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Out of mind, out of state. Trying to keep my head on straight. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Adversity, we get around it. Searched for joy, in you I found it. You look down on me, but you don't

Married Women
Just an odd rambling of mine .... Married women .. i don't get it why in god's given name do they get pissy when u talk to "friends of thiers"... FUK ME they are married they got no damn right getting pissy over a man on a fantasy site . yanno not real the internet .... wonder if they would be so pissy if thier ole man knew what these women do ... jus saying

About Me ... The High Priestess
I am a High Priestess of the Tarot. It explains who I am, and why I am the way I am. I am here to fulfill a role, a role determined by the blueprint of my spirit and all that it needs to accomplish in this life. I am here to fulfill my role as God's child, in accordance with my agreement with Him before my arrival here, in the family that was chosen to receive me. We all have our own beliefs and mechanism to achieve our goals, goals meant to be achieved here on Earth, in order to free our Spirit, in pure form, upon the spirits we touch whilst on our journey here. Fighting our FEARS. False Evidence Appearing Real It has been a fascinating journey for me, to find out who I am and what I am here to do. Leaving me now free to act upon my being and who it is. The journey thus far has given me many teachings about relationships and the way man and woman relate to one another. The war we fight, man vs woman, when in all reality we are fighting against the opposite sex within our

Kid Rock- I Am A Nutsack
I Am a NutsackI am a nutsack...I am freeWhen your boxers are forsakenI'm gonna hang off youI look up to youI'm gonna get youI'm like a fatty, I roll hard eatin chips, gettin sweatyIn a trannys mouth and inside dusty jeans babyI never was cool with James DeanBut I be hanging upsidedown with my man Slim JimI swing low like a chimpFrom 6 to 2 inches I seen my man shrinkBut now I'm humble and I can only thinkWith my tiny head a size of a shrimpSo ask no questions and I'll tell no lieI got one big ole dick and one small eyeI'm in your pants if you know what I meanAnd a soap on a rope couldn't keep me cleanCause I'm the nutsack you understandThe illegitimate son of manThe S-A-C to the D-I-KOr the N-U-T to the S-C-R-O-TAnd I'm danglinSaid I'm danglin

Time Has Almost Come
well as most of my true friends know i have been on this site for almost 3 yrs and its been really fun for the most part have had alot of good times with most of you we have laughed joked and even cried together but there comes to a point when enough bs and shit has to come to a end for awhile so i am thinking of leaving fubar for a lil bit i will miss u all very much cause a few of you are my true friends and are what helps keep me goin in the right direction but life right now is to stressful for me and i really dont know how to handle it all to well... if i had better reasons to stay i would but i dont so i may see you around and i may not... so if i dont remember i love most of my fu family and the rest can go to hell.... love you all tabby I GIVE THINGS A WEEK TO CHANGE IF NOT IM BLOWING UP AND IM GONE !!! is this better for those of u who want me to stay ?

As The Ribs Turn...
As most of you know I injured all the cartilage between my ribs on my left side. In addition I 'pulled' the muscle at the end of my ribs by my sternum. I had been having chest pains off and on since November. Usually after a lot of heavy lifting at work. I wasn't concerned about it because about five years ago I had the same pains. It turns out that I had micro tears in my chest wall muscles. I got to do the whole stress test thing back then and my heart was in great shape. So as the months went on and the pain continued to occurr more often I still ignored it. My heart was in great shape, right. Present day, my heart is healthy but I do still get the rib/chest pain. Turns out the 5 months I ignored my pain has turned into 5 months of therapy and limited abilities. I can't even do any workouts or yoga until mid July and even then I will be limited. I so miss working out. I gained 14 lbs sitting on my ass recovering from this injury. I still have 1-2 days a week where my side

It Is What It Is....
GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I fucked Kaliko, Courtney, SmackDaddy AND SupaFly this weekend!!!!! Surprised???? Me too. Wud of liked to know too so I cud of enjoyed every minute of each one of em. This is my explanation as to why I am gone off this site. Over the last 10 months since I have come back I made it to Oracle. Yaaaay me!! I have made so many friends real and Fu and found so many other fakes, phonies and wannabe's I feel that no matter how hard someone can try the Fu will cross over into real life. You find friends, enemies, haters, tru love and even a baby daddy or mama off here . I have been through a lot in the last 10 months and those close to me know the deal. I have come to a point in my life that I need to do me, I LOVE my true friends and if ur lucky enuff to be one you know this, BUT with that being said once b!itches on here decided that MY life is more interesting than their own we have a problem. I DO ME so you DO U!! My ass became FuFamous on here for some dam reas

Bombing List
OK SO I AM STARTING A BOMBING LIST IF U WANT ON IT LEAVE ME THE LINK TO YOUR BOMBING FOLDER IN THE COMMENTS. SEE U VERY SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT Queen Pixie http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1274997 stacey http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=959549 mercy http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1778220&albumid=1382909 Jen http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1171261&albumid=1713180 zeelot http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1046454&albumid=1720481&idx=0 lovemeorhateme http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=2109577&albumid=1583798 http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1392677 Geek Rocks http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1893061&albumid=1376512 Stone http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1705779 mav http://fubar.com/images.php?u=2438737&albumid=1693100 Jasmine http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=727846 Jack http://fubar.com/images.php?u=2263264&albumid=1652378 Kathy http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1244347&albumid=1570509&idx=0 Dani http://fubar.co

Furious
Soo, I am a night auditor at a hotel. Read: making night audit reports, calculating the revenues, submitting shit to the corporates, data entry, other light accounting stuff. Together with doing all the front desk shit that people do at hotels (checkin ppl in, delivering shit, delivering receipts, newspapers). Since I'm all alone, I have to do a lil bit from all departments: FD, housekeeping, etc. My piece of shit GM came up with a great idea: for me to start cleaning the public areas at a hotel: takin out all the trash, cleaning the bathrooms, restockin the towels, etc. I'm so fuckin pissed, I spent about an hour today lookin for a new job. He is going to Colombia for a week, to see his Colombian coke whore he met (wonder why she is with an American 50 yo slow ugly dude, hmm). I truly genuinely hope that he gets abducted. Hell, I would pay for someone to abduct him...I hope guerillas kidnap his fuckin ass. One can only dream...

Deployment
Hi Fubar Friends! I'm here to let you know...after July 6th, my time will be VERY limited. I will be deployed to Afghanistan...YAY! So, love me while I'm here and write me when I'm gone. If you'd like to keep in touch, I'll write you or give you my YIM! Happy Fu'ing while I'm away! :D

Shameless
Here's my redo blog after the epic failure of a blog earlier. Ok, it's not really a blog so much as a shameless self-promotion. I was coerced into getting a snapvine with promises of singing comments and british accents. I has the british accent comment, buuut, so far that's it. So please, leave me stuff. I'd have posted the widget, but for some reason the code wouldn't work properly. I dunno. http://www.snapvine.com/blueeyedsoul

Fate
Have you ever seen a sand clock? Have you flipped it over and observed those tiny grains of sand all over sudden come rushing through the funnel, one just like the other, hurrying to get to the narrow part, pushing and shoving while being concentrated in a tight spot, just to fall through and join its counterparts all the way at the bottom?For hundreds of thousands of years, since the beginning of humanity, we have been going through a gigantic sand clock of life, starting all the way in a top chamber the moment we are born and making our way down every second without stopping. Unlike the sand clock, however, we do not get to start all over again once we reach the bottom and the clock is turned upside down to repeat the process. This is where this analogy ends and the reality of our existence begins. Since the beginning of human experience we have been trying to find the explanation for our presence and the reasons for overcoming the struggles that life throws in our face. Do we ponder

Small Talk
We all have certain things that we hate and find completely and utterly annoying. For me, one of those things is small talk with people I could not give a rat's ass about, like co-workers or neighbors (small talk is a very typical American habit. In Eastern Europe you can avoid this unpleasantry by giving that person an evil eye or condemning them to hell. In Somalia, you can feed that person to a pack of hungry lions or people)There is always that awkward moment upon encountering that said person and making a forced eye contact, when I feel obliged to break the daunting silence in fear of being considered rude or unwelcoming. There is always that wonderment of who is going to start talking first (usually its the other person), always followed by a severely pointless question or comment like: "Its nice outside, isn't it?" which always makes me want to answer: "I'll be darned! I had no idea, since I was locked up in a cage for the past few days and did not just walk in here behind you f

Pointless
None of this matters. I can't do it anymore. The person I became after being here for nearly two years is a far cry of the person I once was. I've looked in pics and seen the same eyes. I am walking away. I am unsure if I'll be back. I might even delete my yahoo. There is evil everywhere as there is goodness. I am going to surround myself with goodness. I am sure my fu ranking that got up to 402 will fall. It doesn't matter. I will miss some of you alot.

Just Wow
Ok so i went and created a friends only blog to put the "other" poetry that I write in there. Apparently my blog is not for my thoughts and whatever I wish to say. I have to abide by what others think. In order to no longer offend those not on my friends list who read and actually understand that I simply write poetry. Often times completely opposite of the way I feel I will only let my friends read it. For those that simply don;t understand me all you would have had to do was ask I could have explained it.

You Are My Treasure
You are my treasure, my world, my fame;I share your heart, your joys, soon your nameI give you love, and peace of mind;You give me laughter and thoughts so kindI give you care, you take it from me;You give me warmth, so willing, so freeI give you a promise to have and to hold;You give me your love more precious than goldI give you my trust, and also my heart;You give me a promise that we'll never part

Spiders Come Ck Out New Trial Mamber
Please ck out this new Trial Member and make her feel welcome. She has some health issues, so will be out for a while, she is going to have surgery, but we have a couple of days to make her feel welcome before that happens. ~Tigerprincess~25toLife~@ fubar Hugz to all.

T Is For Tits
So today I am going in a bit later and have this notion I should go get my hair cut. I can't seriously decide if I should do this or not. I like the length but it gets all knotted up and in the way when I have sex n stuff. Not saying this happens often but when it does I don't like having to stop to get my hair up out of the way ;) I do wear it up at work almost always. no one actually knows how long it is haha! So I have about an hour to decide if today is the day or if I put it off for a while longer to be sure it's what I really want. While I am waiting I can upload the newest pics I took of myslf and shuffle things around for room to upload them here. Your opinion is welcomed :)

~p*q*420~
To one of the Coolest, Smoothest chicas in the FuNation. She's alwayz givin FuLuv and alwayz has that great attitude.....Propz to Rico for makin U happy. I luvz being real with U.......You can hear this crazy diddy on her page....tell her Guido sent you....you'll get Mad Luv in return........Peace. Floater's Drink P*Q*....wooooooo.... Ahh choking up dust on a Mexican Bus, IGive birth to a brand new concept,Then doubled over, and my days are numbered.Right about sunrise, came into a new town.Can't breath and I move so slowlyAnd the sky is humming, and my motor thunders.Shall we ride into the white hot dawn?Tomorrow all will be known.Your feet will rise from the stone.And you go through the sky!Until then! I'm all you've got!Until then, I'm all you need! I'm everything,Every night!I take a back seat to a sweet companion.Must be something to control it.The world is watching, and I'm outnumbered.Don't fuck with a crazy man you sayI don't fuck with a man in control.The sky is humming, and

Sad And Gone
I'm not in a good mood right now. All day today I was great. Getting excited about my trip, finding out I got my laptop fixed WAY earlier than they told me, and finding out that I have Saturday off now. Then I sign on here tonight and see the status message I blogged about earlier. Right after that I start talking to someone in my shoutbox that I'm really starting to like. Next thing I know..they "bother" me. They don't. I love talking to them. I really wish we could talk more. When I tell them they don't bother me at all and ask them why they think that..I get no answer. It's great finding out that you suck at being a friend. I think I'm just going to go and call my friend and see what's going on with this possible trip. At this point it's the only thing left to go wrong today.

Ensign: No Lawyer Joke
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 19 June 2009 Today to be a “devil’s advocate” is to take the side in a debate that looks for what’s wrong in a proposal or what’s flawed in someone’s reasoning. Normally, this is part of a useful give and take of ideas that allows many people, each with a different viewpoint or a different approach to the same viewpoint, to decide whether taking or not taking a particular course of action is worth the consequences. Make no mistake, for we do live in a cause-and-effect world. I’ve heard the phrase and I’ve wondered what the opposite of that is. Is it an “angel’s advocate”, the opposite of devil in the lower-case sense? I did a little research and came up with &ldqu

The Mystery Lover Appears
she sits at her vanity table getting ready for bed the door opens and she whirls from the mirror unable to restrain the startled gasp as a masked man enters her room. he says "do as i tell you and you will enjoy it emensly, do not fight me just enjoy the sensations and sucumb to your desires." he walks up behind her and cups her arms at the elbows lifting her off the dressor stool he draws her toward a long mirror where he positions himself behind her as she is facin her reflection. she does not fight him her excitment and overwhelming curiosity drive her to obey. he reaches up in front of her and cups her well endowed breasts, the palm of his hand rubbing her nipples till they harden under her silk gown. he rips the gown away from her exposing her shoulders and baring her breasts catching them in his hands as the fall free. then his hands push the gown further sliding it to her waist she gasps one soft protest as she stands fully naked before him vulnerable to him , one long finger

Alter Bridge - Blackbird
The willow it weeps today A breeze from the distance is calling your name Unfurl your black wings and wait Across the horizon it's coming to sweep you away It's coming to sweep you away [Chorus:] Let the wind carry you home Blackbird fly away May you never be broken again The fragile cannot endure The wrecked and the jaded a place so impure The static of this cruel world Cause some birds to fly long before they've seen their day Long before they've seen their day [Chorus:] Let the wind carry you home Blackbird fly away May you never be broken again Beyond the suffering you've known I hope you find your way May you never be broken again Ascend may you find no resistance Know that you made such a difference All you leave behind will live to the end The cycle of suffering goes on But memories of you stay strong Someday I too will fly and find you again [Chorus:] Let the wind carry you home Blackbird fly away May you never be broken again Beyond

No Title
Have you ever felt so hopeless that you don't know what to do or think? Lately that is how I have been feeling. I haven't been on here a lot, trying to get my real life situated. I feel like such a burden on everyone in my real life, like nobody believes in me nor do I have any moral support in real life. For instance, yesterday was my daughters graduation bbq, I went but none of my family even talks to me, they make me feel like I am totally invisible. I feel like the hate drips from their veins when I am around. I am so close to getting into the transitional place, yet a few weeks out still seems like a long ways away when you are living like I am. I thought family was suppose to be moral support and love unconditionaly,but not mine. Depression has been hitting me hard, but yet I still try to do what I have to do every day. I am hoping that once I get into that place I will finally have the moral support and backing I need to get my life back on track. It's so hard to be positive wh

Seriously.. You're Whoring Yourself Out Again?
I'm whoring myself out *YET* again. And I swear, this is for the LAST time this summer! Here's what I'm offering: 2 Salutes 2 Tags 500 of my 11's during HH, or if you run autos often 1500 total pic rates 500 Stash Rated during HH Owned by in my name Added as top Friend and Family Miscellaneous Drinks and Gifts Weekly Profile Comments Weekly Personal Pimpout on my page 3 Pimpouts per week All items are negotiable based on the amount of the bid. Click above to place your bid! w000000000t

Nice Guys
:Beginning Rant:How long before a nice guy stops being nice? After how many hurts, rejections, and false hopes does the nice guy say, maybe its really not worth it anymore?For it seems in this era that the nice guy is no longer the good guy. For some strange reason while it is asked upon us to remain respectful, caring, loving, and chivalrous, it seems that those same people who ask it are in fact lookin for the opposite. While every woman may claim that they want someone truthful, and faithful, and loyal, it seems that in fact they much prefer the beater, abuser, screamer, and cheater.While women can claim that they want the nice guy, it seems that by the nice guy being nice, he has in fact become too nice, and the woman is no longer constantly fighting, getting hit, etc. so she decides he is not what she wants. Instead she wants the challenge. So this begs the question, how can the good guy ever win?And while many may say, why don't you just give up on the nice guy attitude then and

Hi.
Hi. Been a year and a day, it seems like. So...what's going on? I myself have found out I am keeping my old job, moving to a new, bigger office, Kinda sucks that I'm taking one of my co-workers spots, we have't figured that one out, but that's what's happening. Other than that, living life. Who's throwing me a birthday party for the end of June? Oh...I'm taking a vacation finally, I have the entire month of July off. Woot. Where to go? Have fun people!

Day 1
I'll be posting one of these a day. Hope they make you laugh. [fml means "fuck my life". No these did NOT happen to me. Day one: "Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML"

Wtf
WTF i am so tired of some FU bitches who just mark your pics as NSFW and then just fuck off even when they have their slut pics up in their public folders ..... and you cant just take your revenge as they tend to block you on there way out.....WTF I am so tired of all this marking by sluts .... if the folder is clearly marked NSFW, why the fuck they mark em I hate em all ..... i wish i could kill em lol If they dont like it they should just leave the fuck off grrr What do yall think

Work
Work sucked so bad. There is a couple there that did NOTHING but fight the whole time. I ended up having to do most everything there. I seriously wanted to punch them both and tell them to grow the fuck up. But I just stayed out of it...that is until I was asked by the guy if it was "worth it". I just looked at him and then he told me to be honest with him. So I just asked him if 2 days of being happy was worth all the fighting him and her do. He just looked down and sighed. I kind of felt bad, but I'm not going to lie about it to him. Why do I have to be the one with common sense? On a final note, it's extremely hot today. I'd really like to have a snow cone. I haven't had one in years. I'd probably get a watermelon flavored one. Yum!

Lbb Entry 12
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雌犬雌犬雌犬
I could really use someone right now to explain something to me...... y cant ppl go about their points the hardwork and honest way? y do they feel they need to conform and be like everyone else and join STUPID GAY ASS LEVELING GROUPS?! wen did this turn into a click ppl???? i came here to make friends and meet nice ppl.... and well ive seen its all about points, levels, and bling..... omgggggg how fucking stupid!!!!!!!! im to the point where deleting my profile is more and more a good idea. with the leveling crews out there, it makes hard working ppl (4 points and levels) like myself not stand a chance. so my question is this.... would it be wrong to ignore anyone in or associated (maybe even delete them frm my list)with a leveling group??? be gentle being this is my 1st blog, but by all means voice thoughts!!!!

I Think I Owe 3 Of These..
I'm days behind on these things. I'm not really sure how much I owe you all, but I'm putting three. And Van...look, they are in the right blog section =] Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

I Am Speechless.........
I live in North Texas........so you have a camera phone? ......he says I got me all sorts of shit luv.....why you ask?.........I say Do you have a camera phone and a webcam sexy?...he says I have a huge dick...............you queer?..........I say HUH??? you a man?..........he says Yesssss..........your HOT............I say I am sorry, I am not into that.....my bad.....take care. He says Now what?????????????? hehehehehe

Another One.
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Life Changes
Life is about to change for me, and for the better. I got my old job back. 8k more a year than what I was making at the insurance job. And I still have room to step up. Talk about a confidence booster. I got fired from my job for being on fubar at work, and 3 months later they call me back. I am truly thankful for that opportunity. I def learned my lesson and am moving forward in the good way. Trying to leave all my pains of the past behind. In the next few weeks, I'll be getting my own apartment. I'm sooo excited. Time to step out on my own two feet and spread those lil wings. So I'll be focusing on finding an apartment, packing, packing up the kids, all that fun stuff. There is more chance than not that I won't be around for a bit, not sure that internet's gonna be in my initial "I'm on my own, really and truly" budget. Who knows, I might even get a real life date. LOL This blog is really just an FYI, in case I do disappear for a while. But rest assured, I'll be b

My First Word
My First Word Every motion you made I felt In every stride you took Another piece of me burned Another piece dangling on your hook Every time that we made love You were only having sex While my heart poured out to you You were dreaming of who would be next For a short time you could tolerate me For a little while my touch would suffice Your flesh always craving the unknown Always seeking a new victim to entice

Lmfao
Facebook really fucks things up.....Yeah. The only thing that's true about this one are my favorite subjects in school, lol. The Dweeb You were the dorkiest guy or girl in school. You loved your braces and your coke bottle glasses; you thought they made you look cool. Your favorite subjects were math, English, and biology and dissecting frogs did not gross you out. You had a secret crush on the cheerleader, but she never even noticed you. Your big goal in life was to go to MIT and become a rocket scientist, but you ended up in the Internet instead and made millions off creating a new technology. The cheerleader now wants you, but it turns out you're gay.

Purpose
Ok so have been reduced from combat patrols to guard duty. while this means i am safer but i feel like i have more of a purpose when i was doing patrols. staying on a camp and guarding it just doesn't feel right for a person who has been here 3 times. call me weird but it's how i feel. so yeah i hope iraq takes control and keeps control but should they need us i wont complain one bit about going back into town :)

Prank
I'm plotting a prank: on my nite off, I concoct a craigslist ad saying that I'm a hot tall blonde that is stayin for business at a hotel (the one I work at), and that I am in dire need of a cock. Please meet me at 1am at the lobby. Then I'm gonna go there and check out hundreds of losers sittin and waiting for that nonexistent female. Might take a pic.

Fireworks
I really think they are REALLY fuckin overrated. Its a blast of lights, accompanies by a loud annoying noise, boohoo! I really dont see people's obession with this event. In Moscow, there was a port right across from my house, and they would launch fireworks from there. I always hated them, since the particles would land on the balcony and freak me out. Just a waste of time

Hey Dad!!
First off - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to day july 4th. Today would have been your 71st birthday. It has now been 12 years since I got to see you - talk to you - listen to you - hug you - tell you in person how much I love you - and laugh together with you. All the memories are so strong I feel as today was like 2 days before you died. I talked to you on the phone before your surgery. Do you remember what we promised each other on that day? I do - and I try my best to keep that promise every day. You wanted me to live my life as I knew and felt was in my best interest. You did not want me to say *have a good one* - you wanted me to say : *I see you on wednesday dad* - I did as you asked me. That following monday morning you had open heart surgery. I woke up when I knew they were prepping you. Couldnt get any rest after. I knew what time they put you under for the surgery. I talked to the nurse all morning. She told me after one hour that all looked oki so far. They did all they

To All Form Brew
im a firend to all , i have had enough drama i can write a good book ,im Not God and Im Not Perfect And i will never claim to be . God is the judge . like my status reads were all brothers and sisters thats in the bible , whom chooses to delete me thats there choice , the field im in is nursing with has to come from the heart not the pay check . i visualize me in the bed of a patient and how i treat that person i hope i get treated the same . that is why i don't go to lounges no more really , i have mine its special its for all whom served our country and still protecting us . the world has gotten so out of touch with everything ask yourselves this please . IF GOD WAS TO COME TODAY AND DO HIS JUDGIN WHERE WOULD WE ALL BE ? HERE ON FUBAR OR FACING THE MAN THAT CREATED US . IM SADDENED OVER HOW A SITE HAS TAKEN FRIENDS AND TURNED THEM COLD . I HOPE IF OR WHEN I PASS AWAY THAT MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE , IF NOT IN PERSON BUT ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS . I LOVE ALL OF YOUS GIVE LOVE A CHANCE NEVE

Just Just Just
Its so hard to believe in myself at the moment. I know I have a lot of change going on and it is literally scaring the hell out of me. I have been holding on to a relationship for almost 3 years. This relationship has been extreme long distance, he is in Germany, and I am in the states. I spent 6 months with him in 2007. I haven't physically seen or touched him since the end of November 2007. I kept hanging on, hoping he would decide what he wants. I think I am finally coming to the conclusion that it is not what I want out of this. This relationship was a fairytale relationship, I had the man of my dreams, the one I really felt was my soulmate. Since I have been back in the states, I have hit major depression, not caring about much or anything. I have isolated myself, when I used to be a social butterfly. I look so negatively on myself and things happening that I am sure it scares a lot of people off. I wish I knew how to do self affirmations and really intruly believe in them. I

Forward: Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. By Marq
Foreword:Memoirs of a Master The intentions of this book are to allow me to communicate my Maledom perspective concerning B.D.S.M. This is not to discount, or overlook Fem-dommes, but since my viewpoint resides mainly in my own experience and mastery; I must, therefore, present that standpoint. First allow me to explain how I arrived at my current perception and position. I have been a student, & part, of the lifestyle for over a decade. It was in 1995 that I met an attractive mother of two, who was 13 years my senior. At that time, I would not have been inclined to continue exploring an older woman; but as I got to know her, she caused me to realize and question many things. We talked about my past, my nature, my most inner secrets, & all of my deepest, perverse desires. After a few weeks time of conversing, she asked me if I was aware of the Dominant & submissive contexts, or the subculture known as B.D.S.M. A part from some basic fetish knowledge, I told her, I was not that famil

Just A Blog Update On Me.=) Read Please.
Hey there all my fu friends.=) Just wanted to blog and do a little update for you guys.Its been about a week and a half since I've made Oracle.I'm enjoying it.I like being able to pimp out my friends and just surprise them and help them out and its cool to have pimps to sell if you get fu-broke lol.Most of you have probably noticed that my fu-family is very small.I only have 4 people.These people I am the closest to on the site and are always there for me.Jusmik05 is my bestest friend here.He is great! My boyfriend is in my family and of course I love him to death.He is my world.Sabbath is a very close friend here.We haven't known each other very long but he stood out from the first day I met him.He's a doll.=) and of course there is my slave.He's a good little slave boy.=) I'm sure most have noticed I did away with my nsfw.I got sick of the judgemental people and being begged every 5 minutes to see it.I have no problem with people having nsfw because everyone has different limits.Don'

Sick A$$ People
This is truly sickening. There are several people my mom works with that have been affected by this. One lost her son when he was ten years old. His was one of the graves affected. She said it was like losing him all over again. Another woman went to check on her grandmother. Nothing but a hole. Another went to check on her parents...there were different headstones in place. July 10, 2009 (ALSIP, Ill.) (WLS) -- Thousands of people have come to the cemetery since Wednesday looking for answers about that happened to their loved ones.We know the soul rests in peace. The desecration of bones though is criminal neglect. That's why this place should be closed down the it's a crime scene until there is a reorganization of the books," said Tyron Page whose mother was buried at Burr Oak. Thousands of families are waiting for word on their loved ones remains. ABC7 talked with some of those families on Friday. As many as 300 bodies have been removed from their graves at the historic African-Am

Disgusting Factoids About Me
I have had a week before showers I pick my toenails, then they lay around the house Sometimes I pick at my nails, then my finger bleeds like crazy, and I drip the blood all over as a joke Once I smeared blood on my face like war paint in the shower I pee in the shower

Family Rules
I have decided to make a few rules we all need to start following weekly we will post a roll call every Llama will check in on it and rate there fellow Llama and leave a comment below on that page so we know who is active. heres the rules: 1. No Drama will be tolerated 2. you will f/a/r the level up we are doing plus all pics that are sfw and blogs and stash 3. will make a effort to help when a blog is issued 4. Must have the name "Llama Levelers" somewhere in your page 5. Must!! have a Valid Salute (no exceptions) We help family first then others is our vision Leveling requirements are as follow: Level 5 or higher 20k-50k needed to level 100 plus sfw pics and 25 stash items if in doubt if we should level them ask Dave or joanna Thanks, Dave (Founder)

Embarassment
Idea stolen from Deacon: Imagine this: me, 20 years old, playing at Walmart with my friend, taggin each other with rubber chickens. As I'm running around the corner to tag him, I fail to notice an old man in a wheelchair. As I slam into him, I lose balance, fall on top of his chair, it overturns, and he falls out in shock. My friend is dying as I am pickin up a totally schocked old dude back into the chair with apologies mixed with laughter. Good times, we got kicked out.

What A Day
well, i suffered through an incredible amount of my ex's verbal abuse and attacks on me and my character. I maintained my cool, the hard part is that he came with documents and paperwork (normally the mediators DONT look at paperwork etc.) this one did, I didnt bring any. I felt naked, I had nothing to show this lady what the truth is. I do feel certain that the lady was able to read my ex, and define his character through his actions and behavior. Now we await her report.... My worry here is the fact she interveiwed Meghan after being in my exs custody for visitation for the last 5 weeks, this girl is so precious, and wants to please everyone. She knows (because i told her over and over before) that i will always love her no matter what. Meghan has also seen, what happened to Viv and her dads relationship when Viv didnt go along with my ex's antics and lies. He has abandoned Viv, Meg has stated how fearful she is of "Daddy not loving me anymore". So there inlies my worry, m

Fu Love
a minor adjust from 9987 Him: wow, you are an angel; you are the most beautiful thing Ive ever seenHer: omg, really? I think Im so ugly! You should really see me in my backless mini bikini, I look so fat!Him: I bet you are just gorgeous! I would love to see more of you!Her: Aww, you are just a sweetheart; most guys just want me for my bodyHim: I really like you as a person, I'm not like other guys. I am very unique, like to cuddle, cook, take care of kids. Her: wow, you sound just like the guy I'm looking for.Him: *scoreee!* do you have yahoo and cam?Her: *omg, I finally found him* yes! hotsexymomma@yahoo.com

Why?
I want to know WHY? I have been going through other womens' pages and stuff.. most of their pictures are obvious "NSFW" pictures, but they aren't ever flagged...NOTHING.. Just are rated, commented on and adored.. all my are..are flagged as "NSFW".. Why aren't their pictures flagged. I have had it. This is the last straw..If any of mine are flagged again I will never post another picture here anymore..EVER..I am tired of the double standard.. they can post pictures without them being flagged and I can't? HELL FUCKIN NO!! I just saw one picture and her hand was down her pants...and it wasn't. If I posted a picture of hair up my nose or whatever redundant picture i can post.. within a second it is flagged as "NSFW"..Not just the women..I've been going through the mens' pages too and my Gods, they show their dicks and they aren't flagged. One of you must hate me so bad..like two years ago...someone went through and flagged 500 of my pictures and it took a bouncer 7 hours to clear them an

[split The Scene]
My brother and I have a lot of common interests.One of them is the blues.God I wish I had a mint julep and a smoke right about now....what would Jimmy Reed do?He'd split the scene.Not an option. Got an interview tomorrow.3:00Gotta send my goofy ass resume to a temp-droneso I can be a temp-drone.Fuck it. I seriously just wanna make some money, andmake some fucking money.Fuck I'm tired of bein broke.The most romantic experience of my last 2 months was making out with tree, its closely followed by meeting a girl at the comic shop that actually knew about Gundam.Yeah. I guess I'm kinda easy when a girl smiles, and can keep up.Only... she couldn't keep up, and I was pretty put off by meeting a chick that followed mecha.I was a little impressed.Next dish is gonna be a green curry.Means lentils and spinach.But I'm really not all that excited.Almond cookies are a higher priority.And thats dessert.I'm not exactly nervous, but man I sure as hell don't have the right energy goin into this thing.I

Stolen From Hoochie Misty
Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?no i answer and tell them jesus is coming and that i gotta go before he gets off without me Tell me about your dancing style?like a white guyDo you have any family traditions?noHonestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?Yes.What is your most used cuss word?Fuck. Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?yesHow many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?1If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?dependsWhich side of the bed do you sleep on?leftName the seven dwarf'sDopy Bashful Doc Sleepy Sneezy Grumpy Happy When you bend over, can you touch your toes?yes What kind of drunk are you?happy..laid backHow do you feel about rainy days?reminds me of homeDo you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?sometimesCan you cook?grew up in a kitchen plus ive cooked professionally for 13+ years and have 2 years of school What is your best dish?ribs and steaksHave you ever eaten

Pissed Off!!!!!!!!!
I am so pissed off! I seen this screen capture that a great friend to many of us had uploaded. Check this shit out!! How the hell could someone call someone who stands for so much and has seen the HELL upfront and through his own eyes be a fake?? A true War Vet that I am honored as all hell to have as a friend!! Brandon, don't let assholes like this get to you.

Ramblings Of A Has-been Fu-rock Star
I probably won't use too many names here, except as thank-yous. It's not important otherwise. SO... Day 3 of The Aftermath is nearly done...I'm still feeling pleased with myself! Although that's wearing off now... Almost everyone (probably 4 of you) reading this knows that Tuesday, I was the in the Fubar Spotlight. I admit, it took a couple of weeks and some nice people whorin-I mean, helping me, but I had accumulated enough to get it at least three times, but if I bid on it at 11 PM my time and then went to bed, invariably one or more people outbid me by 3 hours later. So I finally decided enough was enough and Monday night, I set my alarm for 1:50 AM Tuesday morning and went to bed.When my alarm went off, I rolled out of bed, woke up my 'puter and clicked on the BID link for the Spotlight. Bleary-eYed as I was, I had a lil trouble reading the numbers, but they finally made sense - Latest bid: 28100250, and Minimum Bid - 28100500. I waited until my 'puter clock said 1:58 then clicked

People Who Have Donated To My Spotlight Fund!
Below is a list of people who have donated to my spotlight fund! (I need to get spotlight in order to level.) In no certain order. I will add people as donations are made. Please keep the donations coming... Last week Spotlight was OVER 550,000,000!!!! A HUGE "Thank you" to all of them! Be sure to check them out! Del The Monkey Man@ fubar Jewelia@ fubar Ðj*Câ£ïcØ696969*@ fubar Howey Feltersnatch™@ fubar Hulk@ fubar &nb

I Forgot....
Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

I Am Spotlight
i cant list everyone who helped. you know who you are, not just the people who gave fubucks, large or small amounts, the people that wished me well too. i can't believe it only took me 2 days from saying i want the spotlight to bam, getting it. you people are awesome, and made a silly old fool happy.

What A Twat 3
>veronica: with a flick of your hair in total chav style veronica: u have my number i dare you to ring and talk your trash in voice but i know u wont because your only a bad ass on pc in reallife your a nobody vermin veronica: jerks like you and scum i walk past in reallife you go unnoticed ->veronica: and its loser my angel, looser is like your cunt is ->veronica: it's too soon in our relationship darling for that veronica: you have looser written all over you veronica: u dont even have any decent comebacks to say send your number chickenshit lets hear u go with the flow and see how quick your wit is away from the pc ->veronica: i can spell amount veronica: irony ha trying flip the script back at me are you you dont have any intelligence you are braindead veronica: i feel sorry for you your a nobody have nothing going in your life thats why you talk the ignorance you do because you dont ammount to nothing your a lazy jerk whose jelous of others and envy them thats why you hat

How Fucking Ridiculous People Are.
obviously with no way of knowing me, me placing hitler as a default would be seen as me being racist. i can live with that, i know i am not, it was just my bad taste in humour and my love for stirring up the hornets nest. but the thing that really made me pity the humanity of some people is the fact i got more complaints and shit in my shoutbox for posting bin laden. what a world we live in where a man responsible for in excess of 50 million lives lost as result of world war 2, this includes the holocaust, troops on both sides and civilians. this man is less vilified than someone who killed less than 10,000 people.

Noone Is Perfect
If she doesnt have a past, she is too young for me. If there is nothing wrong with her then she is not right for me. If her life is perfect then she doesnt need me. Quite simply put everyone comes with baggage of some sort and if they dont have any then they arent ready to move into my life. I only post this because I know there are women out there that feel they don't deserve to be happy because they have made mistakes or have complicated lives and dont think its right to push their problems onto someone else. Well let me correct that way of thinking. We men are fully aware that the chip on your shoulder or the suitcase you carry is heavy, yeah there are some people out there that are not willing to carry that burden for you but I would not not label these people as friends, family or even men. A real man knows how to open doors for a lady and I dont just mean a car door. I mean the metaphorical door to oppurtunity, the oppurtunity to get more out of life. I personally appreciate a wo

Tits
It fascinates me when I see homely, obese, insecure women ADMIT to looking for a man to support them. Seriously, is there a guy pathetic enough to settle for a gold digging cow? You might look good enough for a janitor, but NOT a lawyer.

Horrible Week
My Unusually Horrible Week: This week I have had an unusually horrible week. I started off the week hoping that my voice has gotten better. A few weeks ago I used a nasal spray that I ended up having a bad reaction with. My voice has been hoarse and barely working since then. It's very frustrating trying to talk with a fucked up voice. Sometimes the words come out and sometimes they don't. Unfortunately my voice did not get better or worse. On Monday my home desktop pc ate shit and died on me. For those of you that have had it happen to you, you know how much of a pain in the ass it is. My home pc is custom built by me. So to start off my lovely week I had to dish out a few hundred dollars to build a new pc(I was due for a new one anyway). On top of building my new pc I have to try to salvage whats on my hard drives. The day I ordered my pc parts and thought maybe the week wouldn't be so bad, was one of the most frustrating days of the week. I get home and charged up my DSLR camer

Holy Fuckin Shit
So I posted a fake ad to find out how many losers would actually come out to a hotel .to meet some blonde skanky whore 40 emails!!!!! The parking lot is gonna be PACKED with horny retards! ZOMG!!!

Friends Or Not?
I have been on Fubar for over 2 years now, and it has been so much fun and I did meet some very nice people. I have been trying to stay away from all the drama that has been going on here. I have notest that so many people on here become friends,good friend, some silly things happenes and I see the same people taking sides, and turning on each other,that it is not funny. People make up stories so the can get closer to other people, knowing very well that someone can get hurt and they do it under the name of friendship. I know very well that one day they will turn on that person the same way they did before. Can you really say that people can be real friends that you can trust? Just my thoughts! What is you're thoughts?

Women (and All Men Over 30)this Baby Face Has A Lot To Learn!!!
Hello my fubar friends, ok, I don't know how to invert it so start reading this conversation from the bottom. Donedeal lives near me and has asked me out before but I said no. The main reason has nothing to do with his age but his immaturity. So he comes back after a few months and wants me to go out with him. I didn't catch the beginning of the conversation online but that is the gist. When I say "prove me wrong" i'm asking him to prove me to be wrong in deleting him as a friend originally. all you women, take up for our "older men" (if you're over 30 i'm talking about you,lol.) And all you "older men" take up for yourselves. Here's the conversation, it starts at the point I begin to remember who he is...remember to start at the bottom. The wishy washy stick he's referring to is men over 30's cocks, lol. $safe_uid_dname@ fubar Donedeal: block->Donedeal: look, I didn't ask you to come here and hit on me, be nice, or get lost, and if you don't do one or the other I'll bl

My First Homework
So I have been accepted for a 2 year full time course in graphics and design art, specialising in photography, starting in september. I also got my first homework assignment, to take a series of shots, each showing one of the following as its theme, texture, line and finally shape. The last part of the assignment is to find 3 photographers who specialise in these areas and discuss their work, this one is stumping me so far. here is one my images so far.

Are You Cereal??
Sooo... I was too lazy to wash cereal bowls after each meal, so now I havea nice collection of 6 in my sink. The question is: the cereal dried, and now its like a fuckin cynder block. WTF??! I let it sock, but its still like a rock. OMG

Melbourne, Day 8.
Okay, so things have changed a bit. Two nights ago I was wondering what I was doing here. Today, I don’t care. I decided to make the places I wanted to make, the aquarium, the Pompeii exhibit and, last night, Dali at the National Gallery. Beautiful! So many incredible paintings and so many beautiful women…enter Trisha, a sarcastic Asian student from Singapore. Sarcasm? Kind of a weakness of mine. If you know me, you knew. Trisha wore flats. I mention this because I’ve noticed almost all the women here wear flats. No heels anywhere except last night at the Dali exhibit. There, all the women wore heels, except Trisha. She wore flats. Go figure. Dali, dinner, coffee and good company. She made me laugh. I like laughing. She told me after she had a boyfriend. For that, she paid for her own dinner. Today, with a bunch of free time and no more sites to see, I made the rounds, hung out with friends and after a meeting in Richmond, asked to be dropped

Emmy Nominated Sh*t Right Here
I'm the bomb. Like Cheech and Chong. You can even ask your mom. I do it like Vadar, have you breathin all funny. Slappin ho's, takin names. Bitch, you betta have my money. Bend over, touch the floor. I'll have you beggin for mo. I'm the bomb Don't get it wrong I'm done with this song. Er, rap. *EXIT, stage left* -REL

Contest With Lots Of Prizes To Be Given Away
Lowest Rating Contest Prizes Will Be Awarded for FIRST, SECOND, and Third Places!! First Place Will Receive There Choice of Either a Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb Bling! Second Place Will Receive a Payback of 50% of all the Entry Fee's! Third Place Will Receive One Pimp out a Day four one Week! The picture with the average rating will win a 10-credit bling! The most commented picture will win five 1-credit blings for them or any member of their chose! Entry Fee will Be One Million Fu-Bucks "Small Price to Pay for a chance at an Auto or Cherry Bomb Bling" Rules The Rules are simple submit the Picture you would like to use in a private message.. Subject Line should say... Contest This is going to a down and dirty contest! The object is to get the other contestants Pictures rated higher then your. In any way you can think of..Getting others to rate them comment on them even yourself rating and commenting on the others. The contest will run for two weeks starting August 13

Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Shower Curtain
Fractals build on awareness through capillary action into the nether regions of the hologram from which they derive. These shards of intricate codices embody a quantum-entangled subset of the whole, through which all can be revealed. no, this won't make much sense

11s
Considering I bought myself autos sometime in the past, I'm thinking I should actually use them this week. Anyone who could throw me a few rates, it would be appreciated. Thank you in advance, in case I forget to thank you after :p

Animated Biographies.
"Your blade skill has increased. You should rest and meditate on what you've learned." Fuck yes. And my awesomeness continues. Across the room, over by the computer, I hear Gimpy The Wondertard steadily babbling at herself in frustration. As usual. I figure she's trying to read again, or mayhap think. Either way, it's a huge challenge. "I'm through talking to you!" Wow, asshole...I hate Skingrad. My GOD, would she PLEASE shut the fuck up!? It's a proven fact that someone that can only read outloud, or mutter while reading is showing signs of lower intelligence. Much akin to 'mouth breathing'. Finally she asks for help. I saw THIS coming. "Matt, c'mere...I cain't figgure this out." "Hmm?" "Whut's an animated biography?" "Obviously it's a biography that's animated." "But ah dun' git how thay want me ta' do it." "Wait...Your medical transcription class wants you to make an animated biography? That's fucking apples and oranges, lemme see what you mean." *pause* I get up, and

Roll Call 8-09-09
You will profile rate each Llama that was on the last roll call list once done leave a comment below that you have done so. Those failing to do this roll call by Wednesday midnight will be removed see the last warning blog. Thanks, Dave Founder

What I Would Do To Be Yours.... By Kevin Hill
"What I Would do to be yours" I Would….. Travel to the end of the earth Just to see you give birth To our baby boy And watch him grow up playing with his toys I would….. Take a bullet just to see you smile Or go to Egypt to swim in the nile And get attacked by those crocodiles Please don't make me do that baby I don' t want to be a pile I would…..

New Auction Info
OK I am gonna hold and auction FOR WOMEN ONLY! IT is the Women With Curves auction.... ALL size women are encouraged to enter if ya got some curves which most women do send me your info and get in the auction!! 100k to enter... when you paypal me the money PLEASE put the link to the pic you want to use in the comment area of the payment. The auction will run until a best offer is accepted... this will be a cash and fubucks auction you can decide what you are offering up to get the best bid on your auction page!! Then PM me what you want me to offer the bidder ex... Salutes, put in your name, rating their pics, gifts, put in top fam/friends etc.... PLEASE HAVE PICS AND INFO INTO ME BY SUNDAY AUGUST 16th AT MIDNIGHT!! Any more questions? SB me or PM me anytime!! BTW the pics can be full body or head shots but must be SFW thanks ThanksMC

Dearest Asshole
Dearest Gyno I feel I should tell my guy friends to not read this.. it is a toned down version and censored the best I can lol.. Im sick ok, I find humor in everything morbid or gross.Dear Gyno It has become too much.. I have a few things I would like to share.I feel for the future of our relationship its necessary. I did make some graphs and pie charts to illustrate my point.. However after much thought I decided to just hit on a few key notes…..* Please stop making me undress only to sit there for an hour waiting for you.I know I love to sit in a paper bag and wait for you to grope me.* I cant stress this enough.. Don't smile when you are giving me a pelvic exam.. or maybe you should start serving tequila in the waiting room* I don't want to hear about your daughter's Basketball game while you feel up on my breasts k* If you tell me you understand how bad cramps can be one more time I will hurt you. No uterus, no idea* Stop trying to give me a mirror.. I know what my bod

'tamiflu Turned My Children Into Hallucinating, Sobbing Wrecks' Part 2
Full disclosure: my wife, Jennie, was instrumental in making sure Mr Burnham appeared in public to discuss the issue. The previous night, she had appeared in the lead item on ITV's News At Ten to exhort all parents that they should think long and hard before giving Tamiflu to their children. Health Secretary Andy Burnham Having witnessed the damage wreaked by the drug at close quarters, we would never make the same mistake again. It is difficult to explain the gutwrenching feeling of seeing your children suffer, when their pain is a result of your decision. And yet, like any responsible parents, all we wanted was to protect them. In following the Government's advice, we thought we were taking the cautious route. How wrong we were. Looking back, it started out in innocuous fashion. When James's and Jessica's noses started running during a family day out in the Cotswolds late last month, we initially thought nothing of it. But when both started coughing and developed high te

Questions 8-18-09
It's been a while, and I've been kinda gone. So, since I'm bored and the mumms are stalled and boring I'll do this again. Ask me ANYTHING!! Any question will be answered truthfully..from the embarrassing to the thought-provoking, the inane to the questions of life's mysteries. Go ahead, don't hold back...ask me whatever you wish.

What's Your Defense Mechanism?
Your Defense Mechanism is Humor When life gets you down, you just have to laugh. And that's a very healthy reaction. It's not that you don't take your problems seriously. You do. You just don't let them control you. You are able to make the best of things, even when things look very, very bleak. Some people may consider your sense of humor to be dark, but it has served you well! What's Your Defense Mechanism?

On The Insanity Road
I swear people are trying to drive me insane. I'm one of those people who is fine with being single until I find someone really worth dating. Now there's always been this one guy I've been into for a while now. We've never got to meet cause something always happens to screw it up. Although I am good friends with his cousin and we hang out sometimes. And now he works so much it's impossible to try anything even though we both like each other. Well a couple months ago I was hanging out with some friends and the one chick I know, her boyfriend at the time was like I wish I had met you before I started dating her. WTF?! Since then they have broke up. He's like hardcore into me. To the point at times I want to run the other way because it's like slow the hell down. I hardly know you. You hardly know me. Back off for now, give it time or else you're going to ruin things already. I've tried to explain how I am to him. How I don't just jump into things. I've met too many peo

In The End.
So much is going on in my life this fall. So much change and so much that I am going to need the strength to face. I lost my mother last December and 5 months later lost my best friends’ mother. Every month has been a struggle to keep going and finding a reason to live and smile. I’ve relied on my faith, love for my job and school, family and lastly friends. This fall I have to come to reliving what happened this time last year. I have to deal with my mothers’ birthday and all the holidays. I have so much good news that I’ would have shared with the women that mattered the most in my life, but I can’t. I’m just hoping that the few people that have befriended me here will actually be supporters to me in everything that I do whether it is having a new person in my life or what I have for dinner. I don’t need drama in my life and that isn’t why I made an account here, but seems like that’s what I keep getting and that’s how pe

Not That Anyone Will Read It..
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began - 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured

What Girl Scout Cookie Are You?
You Are Caramel deLites / Samosas You are blessed with a brilliant, dynamic mind. It's sometimes hard to figure out what your focus should be. You're the type of person who does almost everything well. You are very competent but also unfocused. You're not an easy person to pin down. You are vibrantly complex. You have many facets to your personality, and they're often in competition with one another. What Girl Scout Cookie Are You?

Lions And Tigers And Bears Oh My
Wow am I exhausted, we had a bbq today that consisted of residents where I live, staff, family and alums of the house. Woke up this morning to a yucky sky and rain, thank God it cleared up for the bbq. My daughter is here with me until Monday, I love having her around and my sister came when she got off work. Was fun, a few of us roasted marshmallows and the others made smores. I am seriously thinking about going to a retreat Sept-18th through the 20th. It's called a Women's Campout and Spiritual Retreat. They will be having 12 step programs, crafts, potlucks, speakers and hobo breakfasts. At this area there is a swimming area, showers, kitchen, hiking area, bunk houses, trailer hook ups or tent space along with a boat launch and dock. I have *never* been camping in my life, guess I should give it a try to be able to say I did it. Other then that things are going okay at the house, I still have my rough moments but that is to be expected.... love ya all!

Wouldn't Ya Know It...
Facebook says I'm attracted to..... The Asshole This is the guy your friends hate. He's possessive, jealous, and chauvinistic, but "such a sweetheart when it's just the two of you." He only cares about himself and you never know what's going to come out of his mouth, and for that reason you'd be nervous taking him home to mom and dad.

What Kind Of Salad Are You?
You Are Taco Salad You are brutally honest and totally real. You can't be bothered to be fake for a second. You are a total riot. You have a wicked sense of humor, and you crack people up. You often shock people with your antics. You have a very spicy personality. You are energetic and intense. You live every moment to its fullest. What Kind of Salad Are You?

What Kind Of Kid Were You?
You Were an Achieving Kid When you were a kid, people often remarked on how mature you seemed. You acted quite adult. You excelled at school, and you actually enjoyed it to a large extent. No one had to ask you to do your homework. As a kid, you were probably a bit picky. You liked structure, schedules, and organization. You had trouble being friends with regular kids. You probably were only friends with other serious children. What Kind of Kid Were You?

The Abc's Of Friendship
I normallly WOULDN'T be doin' this but a VERY dear friend of mine and several of others in tha'225 family and friends have been hurt by people(a term i use VERY,VERY loosely)who for some reason don't care how they treat other folk who make the mistake of caring for them SO......, A FRIEND....., (A)CCEPTS you as you are (B)ELIEVES in you (C)ALLS you to say"hi" (D)OESN'T give up on you (E)NVISIONS the whole of you(E-V-E-N the unfinished parts) (F)ORGIVES your mistakes (G)IVES UNCONDITIONALLY (H)ELPSyou (I)NVITES you over (J)UST be with you (k)EEPS you close at heart (L)OVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE (M)AKES a difference in you life (N)E-V-E-R JUDGES (O)FFERS SUPPORT (P)ICKS you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)AISES your spirits (S)AYS nice things to you (T)ELLS YOU THE T-R-U-T-H WHEN YOU NEED TO HEAR IT (U)NDERSTANDS YOU (V)ALUES you (W)ALKS BESIDE YOU (X)PLAINS things you don't understand (Y)ELLS at you when you don't listen....and (Z)APS YOU BACK TO REALITY!!!!! I s

Name Changes
So I was toying with the notion of changing my name. Many fun things come to mind, but not many are sticking. Since I am a nut it has to be nutty! I will share some of them and you can tell me if you have any other suggestions. :) Princess Road Head Icum2u OPhaquable1 Tease Yes I am easy Fluffer for Hire Loves to Ride obviously my mind is in a very knotty place..so help me if you can :P

Contagion
I've been trying to avoid all the mass panic, which hasn't been too hard since I'm not easily encited to follow any stampeding herd. And yes, I know it's real and that it can be deadly, but... I still can't help thinking of H1N1 some sort of fad. A nasty, potentially lethal, very contagious fad that nobody wants to follow but still is obsessed with. But... My husband tells me that our realtor whom we met with on Friday called to say she just found out she was with H1N1-infected people on Thursday, and that we should look for signs just in case it was pased along. (confession: I semi-tweaked out because I still have a residual cough from a chest cold thing I fought off over a week ago, and this swine flu is a respiratory deal.) The possible contagion was four days ago, so far no one in my house has starting coughing (anew) or gotten a runny nose... should I still run out and get one of those germ-blocker masks like this?

One Mfkn Question!
One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (in my private msg's.) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you What in the fuck is this shit?! I been seeing this shit EVERYWHERE! Can you clue me in? Because I'm lost here...

Court Apponted B.s...
As some of you know, today was court day... again.. and that today was special. Today I had a sudden support court day AND custody court day. Same woman, same place. Luckily, when I arrived, they had blended to two sessions together as one.... BUT... no ex was there.. again... This would be the third time she didn't show or call. So what did the court do? They did cancel any further proceedings involving custody but adjourned the support for a later date...What.. the.. hell? This is the second of the support court dates she's missed.. Now, here's the good stuff.. The paperwork I had gotten, for court, had this within it's words.. My ex claimed she was living off of her boyfriend's unemployment check....and she "couldn't find work".. Part of why we were in court today, they want to toss her in jail. Supposedly, anyway (why extend it then?).. Now, for the past several months, her and her man have been working at a carnival.. it's been her excuse for not seeing the kids, and a

9/11..where Were You?
I think we never should forget 9/11. Even i'm not american my heart is since 9/11 every year on this day in NY!All the pll who left their life in the towers and all those who left their lifes trying to save lifes. I think we all should show Respect to those ppl. To the great Firefighters, Policeofficers and all those who didn't mind to risc their life for other ppl and as well to the families who the one who lost their life, left behind. So can you remember what you did on that day?I can! I was just comming home from the doc with a terrible cold i did catch, as i turn on the TV and watched like always N-TV first. As i switched it on i saw already the first tower with the smoke. At that time they were talking about if it was an accident. They did show a video someone took from the first plane crushing in, and as the speaker was talking about it i saw the secend plane behind coming. I first thought it is the video of the first plane as i realized that the first tower is stil

Dreams
I came home from work, and passed out for about an hour. I swear, most of my dreams involve hotels and Moscow. I was working at my hotel (altho it didnt look ANYTHING like it, but I knew it was my workplace. Some old douche complained about not gettin somethin delivered, and I went to check up on it. The next thing I know, I"m in my Moscow apartment. I was walking around, checking the drawers, and trying to take pics with my cell. After that, I walked out, and realized that I left the keys inside. I started walking past the store by my house, and saw a coupla black guys follow me, like FBI or somethin. Then my friend called and woke me up.

Technology Challenged Ex's
As some of you know, my ex wife suddenly got married after a 2 month engagement, and wanted to take my 3 kids with her to live with this guy in Texas. I naturally opposed, but she got really nasty with me and the kids. There wasn't a day that went by last month that I didn't get at least 20 text messages from her threatening to sue my ass in court until I was homeless, etc etc etc. My oldest son is on her cell phone plan, and he received a text message from T-Mobile yesterday that said "Your changes have been applied to your account" He called his mom, my ex, and asked her what was happening. Apparently, all that texting she did to me last month with her threats and such? Yea, she didn't have unlimited texting on her phone. Her phone bill was $600.00. Poetic justice indeed.

Does She Love Ur Face??
**********The Face Women are Attracted TO********~A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealedthat the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.~For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculinefeatures. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tendsto be more attracted to a man with Duct Tape over his mouth and a Spear lodged in his chest while he is on Fire.No further studies are expected at this time.Peace.

Its A Wee Wee!!
Okay so I was over at iDaHo's tonight and she tells me this story about the lady she works with having a garden and bringing this to work because it reminded her of her... this damn thing has a wee wee!!

Trashy Mcfarts
So, every wknd we have tons of grads from the Navy stay at my hotel. So the place is sawrming with families, and more important, skanky whores that are cumdumpsters for their naval boyfriends. Last night it was a skank central, and I had to subject my vulnerable ears to typical white trash banter. "Arr, shuld I ware a yello thong with that dress, or do you think Bill wuld like me not to ware anythin down thayre?" "Louanne, kan I haz that hayr straitener? I got mah hair done, and got me all pertied up" "Terry, go watch da babies while I got me some taterz" "we still have a keg in da trailuh, we shuld partay tonite" I mean, seriously, it was if the whole fuckin state of Texas took their skankiest whores and landed them into my workplace.

Friends
WE COME TO FU LAND TO HAVE ADD RATE AND FAN AND TO JUST FOOL AROUND BUT LITTLE DID WE KNOW THAT WE WOULD FIND MUCH MORE IN HERE WE FIND FRIENDS LOVERS.PERVERTS TOO AND CRAZY FUCKERS AS WELL BUT FOR THE MOST PART ALL IS WELL AND SOMETIMES GOES TO HELL WITH DRAMA AND OTHER THINGS AS WELL THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST SAY GO TO HELL BUT I HAVE MET SOME VERY NICE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE THEY CALL FU LAND AND I WOULD BE A LIAR IF I DIDN'T SAY THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL I WOULD LOVE TO LAY THERE ARE ALOT THAT HAVE TOUCHED MY HEART AND I CANT TELL YOU WHY BUT SEVERAL OF THEM BRING A TEAR TO MY EYE SO TO ALL OF YOU I HAVE TALKED TO AND EVEN THE ONES I HAVE NOT THIS I WRITE TO YALL TO LET YOU NO YOU WILL NOT BE FOR GOT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO PLEASE UNDER STAND THAT I WILL NOT FORGET THE ONES WHO WHERE THERE AND MAYBE EVEN SHOWED ME THERE UNDERWEAR SO WITH THIS LAST VERSE I DONT WANT YOU TO CURSE, JUST BE HAPPY THAT I BUZZED YOU FIRST.....jro

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Have you ever felt like your family has thrown you away and nothing you can say or do can ever correct that? Have you ever had someone tell you that you can do this or that without even knowing you or the things you go struggle with each and every day? What do you do when all you want is acceptance from family? I know I would be better off just letting it go, but it is so hard because it is family. Why is family so blinded they won't take the time to get to know you. Why must I constantly feel like I must keep trying to earn their acceptance? I always thought it was an unconditional love that was suppose to take place. I don't believe I have ever felt real unconditional love. Isn't that bad? Almost 39 and not really believing I know what it feels like. I keep thinking to myself to let go and let God, but how do you let go to something you feel is incredibly important?

How To Know If You Have A 'frienemy'....
How to know if you have a frienemy.....> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > #1 They are jealousy of you.*> > > > #2 They weren't there for you during an important event.*> > > > #3 They are draining you emotionally.*> > > > #4 They are nice to you, but mean to others.*> > > > #5 They burden you with their secrets.> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > Peace.......

Unfuckingbelievable
I received the following e-mail this afternoon. In sales - this is the dating equivalent of 'I like you, but fucked a guy who was an asshole and treated me shitty' Alan, Look, thank you so much for sending over the info re: the 2010 Focus. It is because of you and your extreme patience and help that I was able to finally make a decision. I did buy a new 2010 Focus in August. The incentive for me was that a friend of mine bought my 2001 focus for her daughter who really needed a car fast. With that done, I bought the 2010...first time that has ever happened that I am driving a car this new. Alan, I will tell you this. I really wanted to buy a car from you. You treated me with respect and you are a true gentleman. I can not say this about my other experiences at car dealers. My husband and I will keep you in mind for the future and I will recommend you to my friends and family. In the end, your "calm, professor type" salesmanship helped me with my decision and I have y

Why I've Been Gone
This last week has been rather interesting. I left Fubar for a few days to get some things straight between some friends of mine who are not on Fubar. For the last 10 years or so, people come to me with their problems and when they actually listen to me, ive actually helped quite a few people with their problems. Seeing how they are not on Fu, and i'm not mentioning names, I'd like to educate some of you about long distance relationships. Ive seen a lot of MUMMs about LD's, and the fact that ive been in a million of them(not really but i lost count after 5 or so.) doesnt make me an expert but It makes me knowledge-able of the situations at hand. TRUST is a major issue. If you dont trust the person, get the fuck out of the relationship. INTIMACY is another major issue. Be sweet with one another. Write poetry. Be clever. Send random sweet text messages, even while they are at work. They will appreciate it. APPRECIATION is actually the major downfall of 90% of the long distance relat

Murder
So, two days ago a cop came to my work at 3 30 am, asking if I heard any gun sounds. To which I said no, since I was deep in my slumber. Several people reported multiple gun shots, so they were askin around. In the morning, they found a body in someone's driveway, 1.3 miles from my hotel. First murder in that area in over 60 years. Then tonite I had a buncha drama with a drunk bitch who left her shit in her buddy's car, and he didnt wanna open the door to let her in and pick it up. Since he was passed out dead, and his door was on a bolt, there was no way to get in. The bitch was drunk, horrible, and it was clear why the dude wanted to get rid of her. She left her walllet in his car, and couldnt pay for an extra room away from him cause she didnt have it on her. After I saw her in a surveilance camera pissing in a dumspter in a back housekeeping room, I saw her walk by. She went into the parking lot, after telling me her sob story and crying like crazy. At that point, I calle

Memories
Let us not forget the memories of people we have lost but, don't let us dwell upon their death. Very few people come into your life that can change your way on thinking how people can be so good to one another. This blog is to let what is weighing on my mind out as to maybe helping you get whatever is weighing you down out. I lost a very true friend this weekend to Lung Cancer. One of those friends who would go out of their way and ask nothing in return. He had been battling cancer for the past two years and always being upbeat about it. Saying he wasn't going to die from the cancer but, was going to die another way. THE CANCER WAS NOT GOING TO GET HIM! I truly think this is one of the reasons he survived as long as he did; he didn't let it bring him down. All through this time he was finding jobs that paid under the table because he didn't want to sit at home and do nothing. Doing that was just going to bring him down. For the past 5 weeks he was in and out of the hospital, his lungs

I Knew It Would Happen But.....
I got a message today. I had left the phone in the other room and didn't hear it ring. Long story short: my only living Grandpa is now on Hospice. I called Grandma back and let her know I'd be there in the morning. I held back the tears while talking to her. I love hearing her voice. She was tough too and told me the facts. She has been through so much. I don't know how she does it. God must have given her the strength of several women! Anyhow.... I may or may not be around for a bit. I'm kinda scared.... if you would remember us in your prayers I'd appreciate it greatly. I

Picnic
it was a gorgeous summer day, perfect for a picnic in the park. we had planned on meeting in the main parking lot, before noon, and spending the day in a secluded spot near the river. it wasn't long before i saw you pull into the lot, and i ran over to you to greet you. it had been so long since we'd been together, i couldn't wait to be in your arms. you grabbed me and swept me into one of those kisses that just makes my knees weak, and all my pent up desire came bubbling to the surface. We kissed for a few minutes, familiarizing each other with the mouthes we had missed so much, then grabbed our stuff and set off down the marked trail. we hiked for a while before we came upon the stream, but decided not to stop yet, since it was not secluded at all. we kept close to the bank of the stream and made our way about half a mile further when we happened upon a small clearing, very secluded, and absolutely perfect for us. we spread out the blanket we had brought, and unpacked the small baske

Its That Time Again... End Of The Harvest...samhain To Some...
Samhain is one of the four Celtic fire festivals marking the quarter points in the year. Feasts were held and bonfires were lit throughout the countryside. The bonfires were to warm friendly spirits and ward off evil spirits, and also represented the sun which they wished would return, bringing heat and growth. It was custom to give an ember from the fires to attending families, who would then take it home to start a new cooking fire. These fires were believed to keep the homes happy and free from any lost evil spirits. The name 'bonfire' is believed to be derived from the custom of burning the bones of the cattle which were slaughtered at this time - a 'bone fire'. Ok do enough of a Celtic/Pagan history lesson :P How do you celebrate the holidays?

Angels Watch Over Me
Angels Watch Over Me. I am a truck driver, a Road Warrior, and have been for over 22 years. Have traveled almost 800,000 miles, it’s in my soul, and in my heart. I am not a Roady, an over the road driver, but a Local Driver. Angels Watch Over Me. I have driven my truck, into the woods, at 60 mph, in order to avoid a major accident. Not only did I survive, without injury, but I backed my truck out, and drove it back to the Barn, there was NO damage to my truck. Angels Watch over Me. I have dozed off at the wheel, in a dense New England fog, awoke instantly to the sight of total nothingness. Then, drove the remaining 200 miles without an incident. Angels Watch Over Me. I have driven in snow so heavy, it was a total White out with visibility only about 50 feet, ice storms so bad, cars were sliding everywhere, and snow so deep, I left more than just wheel ruts, all with no incidents. Angels Watch Over Me Yesterdays, a 13 hour day rapidly

My Week.
those that know me to at least a fair extent, know that despite my sarcastic sense of humor, i'm an optimist, and good-hearted. it does take a lot to make me "lose my joy," as i like to call it. well, it's gone right now. i thank y'all for reminding me that when i feel i can't take anymore, that it is not weak to let others carry me. i love my fufriends, and i love my rl friends and family. damn, i know how to choose well. ;) ~~ the co. that moved me to el paso to work for them put me up in an exec apt complex. i'm single, and this area is very safe. back then, it was even worth the name, "exec living." now, it's not. things got so bad at my last apt., they moved me into a townhome to make recompense for the awful maintenance problems i was experiencing. my home -- my castle -- was ruining my quality of life. water leaks, ceiling raining down on my bed, having to cancel get-togethers at the last minute, you name it. ~~ almost as soon as i moved into my new apt, the leaking started

My Conversation With A Reatrd
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Music Monday
Music Monday is a twitter thing where people tweet what they're listening to on Monday. Anyhow, Imma try and get a playlist up here every Monday. I know the formatting doesn't always work, so I'll list the songs too. This week is only 8 songs...but I can't stop listening to them. I don't care if most of them are top 40. They're good. Even the bad ones are good. Drake - Best I Ever HadKings of Leon - Use Somebody (also going to add the hip hop version that a friend emailed me yesterday...it's been on repeat since then)Jay Brannan - At First SightKeri Hilson - Knock You DownSpoon - The UnderdogGlee Cast - Bust Your WindowJay-Z - Run The TownVampire Weekend - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

Wtf?!
Not really being what some call acting emo, but damn I am beginning to think I did something wrong lol. Those I use to talk to don't talk to me anymore and I'm wondering is it because I wouldn't go back to the other lounge or what? I mean hell when on fubar you ain't fucking getting paid real money to dj or shit like that. It's for fun but ppl take it way too fucking seriously. You can't work two lounges? Why not? You gonna fork over real money and make it a real fucking job? It's for fun it's to meet new ppl and hell maybe even make new fucking friends because your life is too fucking busy at times this is a way to communicate with the outside world. Sometimes ppl don't have a job yet and do this in their spare time for entertainment. But damnit all if ppl are ppl on here and have feelings? No you are just someone on the internet to some ppl so there for you are not real. I say fuck that bullshit. If you'a liar on the net what makes you any different then IRL? Oh I am honest to those

Almost Level 32 Thank You!
Hey there my friends.=) I want to thank first off the ones who were kind enough to donate to my leveling fund.I need 17 more million fubucks to level.Trying to get 25 mil isn't easy on fubar where people are stingy.Most of the people I have donated to for them to level or get spotlight or just needing fubucks help haven't even tried to return the favor so you people will get nothing more from me.From now on I'm only helping the ones who help me.I do my best to return love here with all the friends I have and I think I do a pretty good job.So just wanted to say the ones who donated if you ever need help please let me know and I'll do what I can to help you in the future.Nice to know there are a few kind people left here still.Being a stingy a**hole won't get you far for the record.

I Dive The Pacific
I dive the Pacific. It’s unruly, untamed and often unfriendly. It’s cold (between 50-65 degrees), it’s dark (murky and cloudy blue green), complete with low visibility (5-30 feet), strong currents, strong surges and thick wetsuits (7 mm which may not sound like much, but picture the Michelin Man and you get the idea, VERY restrictive) and hoods. (Granted, there are parts of the vast Pacific Ocean that don’t come into contact with Southern California and provide phenomenal diving conditions. I’m not talking about those parts.) For reasons that escape me, Southern California is the birthplace of recreational scuba diving (maybe because people in Malibu have way too much time on their hands). It is some of the most difficult diving in the world and it’s all I know. For most people, scuba diving is floating in a fishbowl. For me, it’s as challenging as it is rewarding (then again most things rewarding are challenging). Despite the wor

Lost Feelings (the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 12)
I Wander Through The Abyss. It's Dark And Loving Embrace. It Never Leaves Me Alone. It's My Only Saving Grace. It Never Leaves My Side. It's My One True Guiding Light. It Never Leaves Me Alone. It's Love Feels So Right. It's Better Than Some Feelings. Or Better Yet Not Feeling At All. It's Better Than Some Feelings I Have. It's At My Beck And Call. Where Is My Shelter From My Pain? The Umbrella From My Pain? For Once I Want To Wake Up And Not Have TO Deal With Hate. Forget These Feelings I Have. I Just Want To Let Them Go. To Never Feel Anything Again. To Lose My Self Control. Sometimes I Just Want To Punch A Mirror. To See If The Wounds Will Heal. So Here Is Too The Real World. I Don't Care About It Forevermore. To This Land Of Fantasy I Journey. Where Feelings Aren't Lost Anymore As It Is Written As So Shall It Come To Pass: Quote The MEMesis NEVERMORE!!!!

I Have A Business Plan!!
You know how you send out flowers for Anniversaries or Birthdays? Or maybe some meat and cheese? Maybe even fruit? Well, I've developed a business plan that will put ALL of those to shame!! Porn in a Basket! A Basket of porn. No, not candy, not candles....PORN! You get 5 to 6 RECENT releases by some of the best contract girls in the business. For an additional charge, you can substitute the contract girls for amature. Cuz I know some of you people like the amature stuff ;) Along with the movies there's a bottle of lube, some tissue, a Bullet, nipple clamps and babywipes! All in one convienent basket. A Basket 'O Porn! $59.99 plus S&H. You can even make payments! It comes delivered in a cardboard box for your privacy. Don't want grandma checkin out your basket! Your Basket 'O Porn! We even use recycled children's Easter baskets. You know, for the environment and junk. Call now!! 1-800-Dirty-Baskets -REL

Soupy Sales
DETROIT (AP) — Soupy Sales, the rubber-faced comedian whose anything-for-a-chuckle career was built on 20,000 pies to the face and 5,000 live TV appearances across a half-century of laughs, has died. He was 83.Sales died at Thursday night at Calvary Hospice in the Bronx, New York, said his former manager and longtime friend, Dave Usher. Sales had many health problems and entered the hospice last week, Usher said.At the peak of his fame in the 1950s and '60s, Sales was one of the best-known faces in the nation, Usher said."If President Eisenhower would have walked down the street, no one would have recognized him as much as Soupy," said Usher.At the same time, Sales retained an openness to fans that turned every restaurant meal into an endless autograph-signing session, Usher said."He was just good to people," Usher said.Sales began his TV career in Detroit, where he drew a large audience on WXYZ-TV. He moved to Los Angeles in 1961.The comic's pie-throwing schtick became his trade

10/28/09
Well life has been very interesting. I have met a lot of wonderful people and very good friends. I am just sitting here pondering if there is more to life that I am missing out on? Then I pour me a cup of coffee, smile, and go back to writing my obituary. HAPPY HALLOWEENIE

Who Knows
"WHO KNOWS" XMAS DAYIS A DAY AWAY AND I'M ALL ALONE WE HAD A FIGHTAND YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHTYOU WON'T BE COMING HOME 2 STOCKINGS HUNG ABOVE OUR FIREPLACETHE FLAMES BELOW LIGHT THE TEARS ON MY FACE MAYBE I'LL TAKE A LONG WALK ON THE BEACHLIGHT UP YOUR FAVORITE PALM TREE AND LEAVE YOUR PRESENT THERE TOOWHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRINGBABY,I HOPE IT'S YOU. SO NEAR YET SO FARI WANNA BE WHERE YOU ARE BUT I CAN'T GET TO YOU MILES AWAYI'M NOT JUST LOSING MY FAITHI FEAR I'M LOSING YOU THE WREATH IS HANGING ON THE FRONT DOORBUT I CAN'T GET MY HEART OFFA THE FLOOR MAYBE I'LL TAKE A LONG WALK ON THE BEACHLIGHT UP YOUR FAVORITE PALM TREE AND LEAVE YOUR PRESENT THERE TOOWHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRINGBABY,I HOPE IT'S YOU.BUT I KNOW,THERE WILL BE NO SNOWON A XMAS OF BLUEAND WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRINGBABY,I HOPE IT'S YOU. 2009 jewel in the rough tunes/GANG BANG BOOM MUSIC

Oh Who Wants To Own There Very Own Bubzy?
So the time has come for me to auction myself off. This auction will end when I am satisfied with the bid. Here are my offers:1)300 11's2)3 Salutes3)3 Pimp outs4)Their name added to mineBids $50 and over, all of the above plus1) Added to family2) Top friend for a month3) Yahoo screenname givenBids $100 and over, all of above plus1)4 more pimp outs2) 15 minute SFW cam time on yahoo3) will altruize you ( you get my points for 12 hours) while I run autos and MAYBE a bomb.More to be discussed depending on bid.

Pura Vida
The breakers were pounding the sand bar to my left and crushing the rocks to my right. Somewhere in the middle lay the harbor entrance. Being that it was pitch dark, no moon, and that small Mexican harbors aren’t typically well marked, we were in a bit of a pickle. Add to it that we were attempting to deliver someone else’s brand new $350,000 sailboat without a scratch, and we were a bit stressed out.“Do you see it yet?”, Brett called as he manned the wheel.“Nothing!”, I replied as I leaned over the bow, scanning for safe entrance.The breakers grew louder and I began to see white foam. If we didn’t see something quick, the waves were going to push us aground. “There! 2 o’clock, starboard!”, I shouted as I pointed to a dim, white light that marked the harbor entrance. The salt spray, humidity, and a light fog didn’t help much as the light was diffused into practically nothing.Brett turned the wheel hard over and gunned th

Basketball Lesson Help Needed
I'm writing a lesson plan for one of my classes. It is set in the reciprocal style of teaching. To put it simply, the students are in groups of 2 or 3 and one student performs the task while the other observes and provides feedback. I need help coming up with basketball tasks for the students to perform. So far I have dribbling with a defender, so that means they will need to be in groups of 3. I need two more tasks. I've thought about doing something with shooting. Keep in mind most of these students are very poorly skilled so a free throw is probably out of the question. I need something fun, simple, and easy to observe for the students to do. Thanks for any help!

Not Always Right | Killing Them With Kindness
Tech Support | Harrisburg, PA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling C** Technologies, how can I help?” Customer, very irate: “Yeah! I didn’t pay my internet bill and now its saying my account is suspended and I want to know why!” Me: “Okay, you didn’t pay your bill, we suspended your account and you would like to know why?” Customer: “Yes! Why? Why did you suspend it?” Me: “Alright, let me take a look here…my system shows it suspended the account because you didn’t pay the last bill we sent.” Customer: “I know I didn’t pay the bill! Have a little f**king sympathy here! Are you customer service??” Me: “I’m tech support.” Customer: “Where is customer service at?!?” Me: “Our billing department handles all our customer service issues, I’ll transfer you down to them.” Customer: “You’re acting like a real a**hole you know tha

H.r.3974 Congress Bill ( Hcv)
H.R.3974Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House)http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.3974: copy and paste link into Your browser...

Faker
OK i will tell you this once the girl called kimberley the bomber is NOT me and NOT my page if you are on her list and mine i will delete YOU my friends on MY list i someday want to trust and well theres NO respect IF you can do that SHE also has stole my friends pics too two diffrent sets of pics peace to my good friends :) hugs and kisses kari

Music Down Loads
we all have the bands that we like a handful of songs but dont exactly want to buy all their cds for those songs... I tunes has compilations that you cant buy on cd from the music store...so i DLed a staind and an incubus compilation. i figured i could dl a couple 4 or five songs for a buck a piece or just get the whole unit of 16-20 songs for 10 bucks and have some extra songs i might like... now i have limited 5 gigs of internet usage per month to use. i dont have the ares or limewire on my laptop but maybe someone out there knows of one of those free sites that id be able to transfer dls to itunes so they will go on an ipod player in my phone as well...

One Year Already...
I think today is the one year anniversary of my first time in the mumms....not my fu-anniversary but teh mummz. I think it is because I'm pretty sure the very first mumm I saw was about 11/11, Remembrance day/Veterans day. Weeeeeeeird. One year huh!?

The Big Fight !!!
there is nothing so inspiring to a man as a beautiful woman. she'll make you want to charge the castle, slay the giant, leap across the parapets. you see, its not just that a man needs a battle to fight; he needs SOMEONE to fight FOR. don't be affraid to fight for your brothers, sons, daughters, wives and your homes. the battle itself is never enough; a man YEARNS for romance. it's not enough to be a hero' its that he is a hero to SOMEONE in particular, to the woman he loves. adam was given the wind and sea, the horse and the hawk. but as GOD himself said, things were just not right until there was eve. yes, there is something passionate in the heart of every man. not every woman wants a battle to fight, but ever woman yearns to be fought FOR. listen to the longing of a womans heart: she wants to be more than noticed - she wants to be WANTED. she wants to be pursued !!! pretty women endure abuse all the time. they are pursued, but not really; they are wanted , but o

Ur Opinion Matters....
SO I RATED OVER 100 PICS FOR SUM1 & THIS PERSON TRIES TO TELL ME NOT ONCE DID THEY SEE ME IN THEIR BARTAB, WHEN THEY WAS SITTIN AT THE PC CHANGING THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS...I FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE...THEN I LEFT A STATUS COMMENT TO THE PERSON SAYIN A SIMPLE TY WUD OF BEEN NICE.... OK SO IN UR OPINION AM I WRONG OR DO U THINK SUM1 CAN ACTUALLY BE SITTIN AT THE PC, ON FUBAR, CHANGIN THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS OR SO AND NOT ONCE SEE U RATE OVER 100 PICS IN THEIR BARTAB??? HONEST ANSWERS ONLY PLS.... :) LEMME ALSO ADD I LEFT PIC COMMENTS ON SEVERAL PICS AS WELL *lol*

Monster Fish.
Where do you see this in a year?How about five?A little more sinewy, a little less hairthe lines on your face a bit more defined. Think you can still fuck twenty somethings with self-esteem problems? Would you rather just find your sweat pants and find a good box set to readforget the whole damn thing ever happened. Forget paychecks, obligations, and dirty laundry.Just lock yourself inside with phantasms of fantastically busty strangers, all-nighters of bite marks and soft salty flesh. I'd rather count the shadows on your face by candle-lightblow out my hips, and possibly proclaim myself the son of god. You'd enjoy it too.That part I was always good at. Its the loving you partthe respecting partthe wanting youas opposed to desiring yourealizing you rather than worshipping you I was always good at the in out, hello goodbye, you're welcome.But more importantly goodbye. Makes me wonder who is really to blame? You for being just-so, and perfectly destructable?Someone just three st

Gothic Wedding
Roses are BlackFlowers are deadThe festive colors all aroundslowly seep into the groundEverything fades to black and greybut only one color would stayher dress of purple and blackpurple, was the only color that wouldn't stay back.his outfit, or orange and blackorange, was another color that wouldn't stay back.He grabbed his brides handso the colors wouldn't pull her backin the darkness they marriedbut, the darkness they carrieda black aura to keep those awayonly those that would stayare but the same wayThe colors have faded and runleaving the black to have so much funthe smiles still go aroundtheir lives are not upside downwhy doesn't anyone else see it?colors don't make people normaltheir smiles and laughter doesif you can always see the lightno matter how dark your life.you can be happy in the darkexpelled from othersyou are still happy. So very true ...You CAN be happy in the dark..At least I am.. Written by : ~~~Okamixkeshin~~

Today
Today ah it is a lazy lazy day! i got up to send the kids off to school and didnt pick them up the boys are spending the evening with granma i cleaned up a little and slept till 3pm i didnt expect to sleep that long i need to shower soon, can ya smell me? it soo quiet i can actually hear my music the way the artist intended it this font size is for the blind my phone didnt ring while i slept! :) ants found my sons lazy hiding spot for when they "throw things away" like chip bags and chips theyve dropped i am a murderer! i killed em all why are you reading this babble? pepsi tastes like shit, but im drinking it anyway idk what im gonna eat for dinner i need quarters to finish washing my cloths will you do them for me

Leaving Fubar, See Ya!!
After a bit of soul searching i realized that this site is not something i want to be a part of anymore. the greed and the "cool kids" have gotten out of control, i realize that this is just the internet, but a few people i thought were really friends did nothing but basically spit in my face when i came back after not being here for a few months though i did my best to keep in contact i wont waste my time trying to explain all the reasons for my leaving>lets just say that this site has ran its course, and anyone that has my heart knows how to get ahold of me, if you dont and you would like to i have one of those face yanno i cant say it but its something about a book so look for sarah robinson im not deleting the profile, cause my friends and i did put a great deal of money into it, not as much as some, but these gifts still mean something to me, as to the people who gave them to me to bring it to a wrap, i would like to leave you all with a few words

How Ironic
There are those days that no matter what you do, nothing seems to work out and this could be one of them. When this happens all you can do is try to avoid bigger headaches, and end the day as quickly as possible. Go home and eat in, read a book, or watch tv. isnt it funny when your horoscope is on the money once in a while...

Just A Picture
it's just a picture... yet when i look in your eyes, i see joy, pain...far away places it's just a picture... yet throughout the day it flashes in my mind... makes me smile it's just a picture... that draws me to you...makes me say silly things & try to get to know you it's just a picture... i think... when i can tell that i am not the only one... it was just a picture, i whisper as i walk away from the computer when you break my heart.

Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "N

Thanksgiving Bummer
Thanksgiving is pretty much cancelled at our house this year. My step dad's brother-in-law fell and broke his hip today. He needs surgery and will be in the hospital for awhile. Well his wife was supposed to cook up most of the food for tomorrow. My mom was only making the turkey and green bean casserole. We don't have the time or money to buy the other things now. So it will be a pretty lack luster Thanksgiving. I'm just thankful to be home with family. I hope everyone else has a lovely Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving Blog 2009...
Originally I planned for some big long winded elaborate blog for the holiday. Due to time constraints in real life, I won't be doing that this year. What I will be doing however is wishing all of my family and friends a very safe and Happy Thanksgiving Day. Remember what it is you are truly thankful for, appreciate what you do have and what it means to not only you but the people you care about most. For those that took a minute or for some more, to either donate money to a worthy cause, some turkeys or canned goods to a food bank or volunteer somewhere to spread some good will for those less fortunate - I agree with and commend you. You just never know when that could be you or your family. Especially these days. Everyone enjoy their holiday, for whatever it brings to you be it little, big or somewhere in between. It's times like these when it really feels good to remember what matters most....and what you are truly thankful for.

Movie List (as Of 11/27/2009)
Those of you who know me, know I absolutely adore movies. You know I have seen a LOT of movies and there's still so many more I need to see and own. I thought I'd finally put up a list of movies that (as a family) we have in the house. Be warned, it is VERY long. At the end of the title, if there is a (T), then my brother owns it. (H) is owned by me. Everything else belongs to my parents. The list is in alphabetical order. Here goes: 13th Warrior, The 1408 2001: A Space Odyssey 3:10 to Yuma 300 3000 Miles to Graceland (H) 36th Chamber of Shaolin, The (T) 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 50 First Dates 8 Mile About Schmidt Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, The (H) Airplane! Ali Alien Alien VS Predator All Of Me All The President's Men Along Came Polly Amadeus (H) American Beauty American Graffiti American Pie (T) American Pie 2 (T) American Wedding (T) Amityville Horror, The Amityville Horror, The *(remake 2005) An American Werewolf

The "mirror" Effect
OK, after listening to all this crap on the news and shit, I figure it's time to write a little something about it. About shit in general, because I can be very opinionated, LOL! Soda tax, for one...to fight obesity. What the fuck? Who does that shit? Let's tax the shit that fat fuck's drink to fight their fatness? Really now? OK, I don't have a problem with people who are overweight, just the attitude about it. Who are we holding acountable for the bad mistakes people are making? And just not obesity either, it's always a game of trying to pass the buck, pointing the finger. Wal-Mart, an unstopable creature, unless you really don't want to stop it, quit shopping there. Yes, I know, it's nice to have one-stop shopping after you cash your check, you can get groceries, diapers, and your vinegar based douche all in one place. I personally, hate driving all over to get what I need, but I won't feed money into that monster. Wal-Mart purchases goods from China, therefore taking