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AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.2.The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.3.The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.4.The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.5.The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And....6.The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles
Ya Try To Be Nice, And See Where It Gets You??
So I'm going around the mumms today, and saw someone on my list posted one about predicting the next superbowl winners so I made a comment: "I hate pro football."
I get this reply in my SB:
Barsider F...: Thank you for the comment but it would be bumped to Friends if I allowed it. The BOUNCERS watch every MUMM to see it complies with the rules.
After I finished laughing, I sent a response:
To Barsider F...: That's a load of BS... they don't penalize you for what OTHERS say. And all I said was that I didn't like pro football - and it looks like it's gone anyway. Bouncers have more important things to do than to babysit mumm comments, too
Next thing I know, this shows up in my bartab (I'd just finished deleting him and my SB is set to friends only):
Status: IT IS SO AMUSING WHEN SOMEONE RANTS AND RAVES IN YOUR CHAT BOX THINKING THEY ARE TOTALLY RIGHT WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE TOTALLY WRONG BUT DENY THE OPPORTUNITY TO TELL THEM SO BY BLOCKING YOU.
Dude. I've bee
Try Not To Fall
We’ve all felt it.You’re up late. Working, studying, watching a movie, reading on the computer. Doesn’t matter what you’re doing, it’s the feeling you get. You’re tired, your eyes burn and have the gritty feeling you get after not sleeping for a while.Ok you can’t go crawl into bed right now, but close your eyes for a couple minutes? Try to get a little moisture back into your eyes. That couldn’t hurt anything right?Then you’re falling. Like stepping off a cliff, you’re in free fall, though your body isn’t even moving.Then like a bungee cord snapping back, you’re jerking awake, heart thumping a little faster, blinking quickly wondering what just happened.Doctors call it a hypnagogic jerk, a natural reaction they say, to your brain thinking you’re dying, when your breathing and heartrate slow as you fall asleep.What the doctors don’t know is, your brain is right. Every time you let your self
Guys: How Not To Talk To A Woman
I get a hell of a lot of sleazy and innappropriate messages from a lot of dipshit guys; I'm sure most of you girls can sympathize. I got one on Yahoo IM a little bit ago that was a bit dumber than usual, and must be shared. This is the entire conversation, I only removed my yahoo screenname for reasons that should be obvious.
hbburgguy1: cum 2 mcdonalds
me: Who is this? And why should I?
hburgguy1: fukk u in th br
me: keep dreamin', jackfuck
huburgguy1: u can sukk my dick bet u lik it
me: I'm a lesbian, dumbass, do I need to explain what that means?
hburgguy1: u like 2 eat my cum bb
me: go die in a ditch, you limp-dick piece of shit
Does this kind of crap ever actually work? Aside from this idiot joining all the other dickbasg who try to flirt with me despite the knowledge that I'm a lesbian, this conversation displays so much of the attitude that we girls get so utterly sick of from guys in general. It also contains one of my pet peeves: people typing "bb" instead of
Hold Me Close
Hold Me Close
Hold me closely
Tenderly hold me closely for a long time
until our breathing has become united and in sync...
say no words to me
let your warmth and your strength caress me
envelop me into the very center of your soul
where i find saftey peace happiness and hope...
that you will always be the one to hold me close
and shower me with love forever........
Dream Or Prophecy? In December, 2012, My Son Will Be 6 Years Old... This Is His Dream... Word For Word Out Of His Mouth.
I was standing on the roof and I was 6 years old and there was strange men with red eyes. They were blue skinned people, like blue milk. their eyes were red and their mouths were purple and ugly.
Their mouths were ugly because the devil turned them ugly. he used their spirits to make them ugly. there was an angel trying to give them good spirits, but the devil was trying to make them bad. and the devil tried, but the devil couldn't make them bad. he could only make them ugly.
But they were good ugly people. Then bad people came and made them bad, and the angel fought the bad people to turn them into good people. And the angel went away and a boy came and I was standing on the roof. More bad men came and the bad man put trash on the roof. he thought it was funny and he was laughing. I didn't like it, it was a scary laugh. He was trying to make me get off the roof, but I didn't.
I wanted to stay on the roof, but he knew how to get up there. so I got down. I was down on the ground for
Kiss My Big Fat A$$
I had no power when I got home from work last night..until 2:30 in the damn morning.
A fat bitch cannot be expected to go without AC that long.
Then I get a message from a friend, asking me to tell her about a guy I know. THe guy is a moody, depressed jackass...but since he is one of my *better* friends I can't really say that right?
She wants to know all about him, so being the good friend I am..I asked him what am I allowed to tell her. He snapped at me. Like really? You snapped at me because some girl that I have known since high school thought it was ok to ask me about my friend?
Kiss my butt buddy.
So I told him off, and now he keps texting me I'm sorries. I dunno if I wanna forgive him.
I've fallen and am too sore to get up. Stupid MMA boys trying to break my old fat self. The nerve of those healthy boys to try and make me work out this hard.
I truly must be a masochist, because I keep paying for this abuse. Just when my body is getting used to the abuse, they change it up.
I am referring to my cardio kick boxing class. It is no contact, however, I surely imagine pummelling my two instructors. One I went to high school with, and the other is his best friend. They are local MMA fighters. I want to say they are bot rotten, evil, mean, nasty pricks, because I am hurting today...but in truth they are both fan tastic.
They work you hard, but they are amazingly motivating for me. They come past and say things like good job, you're doing great..or they teach me how to get nmore out of my work out...I sweat like a beast, and have to use my inhaler 2-3 times per class, but I am telling you...I feel freaking great
Combine that with my walking/running...I am really getting s
A Different Pov
someone i know shared a precious feeling...
L.W. -No matter how stressed out about the small stuff I get, if I look around and if I just sit still long enough, I find myself in awe at all of the beautiful things in my life. I am grateful and in awe.
i responded with my own
S.R -that's strange... when i sit quietly and look around i just get the urge to watch this place turn black as night engulfed in flames and smoke swirling out of control consuming everything in sight filled with screams of the damned and dying...
but i guess maybe i'm doing it wrong i suppose
Am I Alone?
Twisted, alone, I search for meaning.
To be found, I think not.
As a Gypsy, I roam.
Searching for love lost.
I once had in the grasp of my palm.
I let it go.
No reason to continue.
On this soulless journey.
Without you by my side.
I am alone.
Reaching, grabbing, I can't find.
The meaning of life.
A soul to match my own.
Once was close.
But now is far away.
Distance from my heart.
I had one close.
But no more.
She is gone from my life.
I am alone.
Beauty, love, are no more.
In this time of wandering.
I must start anew.
A journey of lives.
A journey of love.
Life no more.
I am alone.
Why should I go on?
Without you I am nothing.
Sadness consumes my being.
I once had a soul full of hope.
But that is no more.
I held the key for but a brief moment.
Not long enough to matter.
Try as I might to get close again.
You push me away.
Cold as ice towards me.
No hope for warmth.
The love of your heart.
Is out of my reach.
Regarding The Mumm I Posted
I have a lover who drives me crazy...we have been doing the dance for a few months now. He asked me a while back if I would have a threesome. I wasn't crazy about it because it was not negotiable as to if the threesome would be any other combination then girl/girl/guy. I'm not bi-sexual. The thought of being naked with a woman definitely wasn't appealing. But I gave it a lot of thought and decided it would be ok as long as I was drunk and slightly stoned. So I did it. I won't share the details as they are too personal, but I did it and thats all.
p.s. I don't want to do it again!
Ok... Been seeing this a lot... people who are not military That Wear the Military Symbol on their page. To why no one of Admin has noticed is beyond me... so...
Hmmm... Yeah? Did you fuck a Military man to get this emblem? Sure you did! We all know who you are on fubar.. no need for explination.
So why do people do it? Why else? Military gets 10% off on buying Bling Packs and a Comp VIP! No for me... I would buy Bling Packs for Military over buying bling Packs for regular people... why? Cause their Hero's but when your faking it Fuck you!
Just to let you know there is a Law against impersonating an Officer including Military. We all know you don't ave what it takes to get off fubar for a min and work your ass off for something like this. You just like to get naked for Money I.E. Prostitute/Stripper or Wannabe. It's Wrong.
Ok everyone already has seen you naked yet cause your Militery Wannabe... you get shit. So People beware. JFS
Heart On The Line
Dear Ninja,I asked a guy to be my boyfriend on the first of the month. He acknowledged the question but still hasn't given me an answer. We talk daily, hang out A LOT, and he's even spent the night a few times. This has continued to go on even after asking him but he still hasn't answered me says he's thinking about it. Is this good or bad? Should I ask him for his answer, or wait for him to come to me with it?Sincerely, Confused and Impatient.
Dear Confused and Impatient,
The reason he isn't giving you the answer is because he is still involved with his other options. Sadly to say, you're probably not his priority if he isn't willing to give you a yes or no in 9 days. It's not like you asked him to move in, he's just not ready to quit getting strange. The fact that he's ducking the question any time you bring it up is another big tell that he's got someone else chowing down on his baby batter too.
If it were me, well I am not actually the best example because I avoid rel
14th Wedding Anniversary
On July 14th, 1997, I became the luckiest person ever. This is when Deana said "I DO" and we became a married couple. She as been my everything.
We have been separated by distance and time throughout our marriage. We have three wonderful boys. They are the greatest blessing. I am very lucky to have Deana as my Wife for the last 14 years. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with her. I love her with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary Deana Moore. You are everything to me. I love you with everything I got.
P.S. Just ask anyone that has met us in person how we are together. They can tell you how much we love each other.
I LOVE YOU Deana.
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER,
Your Hubby Richard
to Blade: you said i didn't agree...
To Blade: you'll have to be more specific i'm afraid because i'm not sure what you meant
Blade: didn't agree?
Blade: you don;t agree with me on how I perceive you either..so I just keep my mouth shut
Blade: read your blog again...and some of the comments...I see you exactly as you allow me to see you
Blade: Yeah cuz you say I am wrong about you.
To Blade: be more specific about when and in regards to what then
To Blade: sometimes you probably are... i only correct you when i think so.. lol but i don't disallow you to think what you want anyway
Blade: I do have one question though that throws a wrench in how I think of you
To Blade: about jasmine i would guess?
Blade: If you can not "care" or whatever you call it...then how is it possible for you to be 'in-love' with Jasmine???
Blade: haha stop reading my mind...I am opne today and letting my mind flow so that was a given
To Blade: it was a given because everyone always makes a big deal o
Come See The Violence Inherent In The System!
I went to my first MMA fight tonight. I can't explain it to someone who hasn't seen it.
It was awesome!!
Both of my kick boxing instructors had fights tonight. Sadly one had to tap, and the other took an accidental kick to the head and his eye got too messed up to fight so it was called no contest :(
Their team mate kiced ass though.
There were two women's fights....holy crap!!
I gotta say, I will absolutely go see them again.
I have a new found respect for anyone who does that
Federal Court Rules That Tsa naked Scans Are Constitutional (repost)
By KASHMIR HILL
She's still draped with the Constitution.
Last weekend, a Tennessee woman was arrested at the Nashville airport for disorderly conduct after she refused TSA security measures for her children. The woman didn’t want her two children to have to go through a whole-body-imaging scanner. When a Transportation Security Administration officer told her the machines were safe, she said, “I still don’t want someone to see our bodies naked.”
She won’t be pleased with a ruling then out of the D.C. Circuit today. This morning, the federal court ruled that the “naked scans” of air travelers do not violate Americans’ constitutional rights. Privacy rights group EPIC had sued the Department of Homeland Security, alleging violations of innocent passengers’ Fourth Amendment right to be free of unreasonable searches. The court says that argument doesn’t fly.
In the opinion [pdf] from the D.C. Circuit Court
Thanks To Technology
Thanks to Technology
Thanks to Technology
anything you want
is a click away.
Thanks to Technology
you can cook a full meal
and not have to stay.
Thanks to Technology
without leaving your house
you can buy a car.
Thanks to Technology
if you get lost
you can find out where you are.
Thanks to Technology
you can explore strange new lands
learn their culture, and walk on
their beach sands.
Thanks to Technology
you can find anything you want
at the blink of an eye.
Thanks to Technology
a young girl was cyberbullied
til she cried,
she couldn't take it anymore
she took a bunch of pills
and then she died.
THANKS TO TECHNOLOGY.
Dansville, N.Y. —
Contrary to a recent news media report, Stony Brook State Park is not one of the 55 state parks that is closing, Park Manager Tom Barrile told The Tribune Monday.
“I have checked with my headquarters and Stony Brook State Park is going to remain open. The only thing that is going to be closed is the swimming area,” said Barrile.
Barrile said the park’s pool area — a long time favorite for tourists and locals — usually opens the last week of June and closes on Labor Day.
“As of right now, because the Legislature hasn’t passed a budget we have been told to close the swim area. That’s the orders we have been given from Gov. (David) Paterson and that’s the way it’s going to be until we are told different,” he said.
The state announced in February that it would close operations at 55 parks and historic sites and reduce services at 24 more in order to offset a budget deficit that has grown to mor
String Theory For Dummies
Okay everyone so I wanted to talk about string theroy some more.Yes, I know more strings, but hey! strings just might be there very thing that the whole universe is made of ,not something to just talk about in one blog entry.I really just posted that blog entry to see what kind of feed back I would get on this theory.String theory is not a very easy thing to imagine.To imagine that the world is made up of tiny strings not just one string but several different strings.Not only that but string theory posses a very controversial issue.It suggests that the universe as we have known it is Completely different from what we ever could have imagined.Instead of the universe having 3 dementions, it now has 11.Trying to get your head around a universe with 11 dimensions is almost impossible for a human being.The way we know the world to be now is that we have 3 dimensions, left/right, up/down, and front/back. It just simply sends your brain into an over load of information that it can't understa
Holy hell, that took forever to load.
Stupid superfluous not fixing anything flash updates.
Dog had fleas.
We killed them.
Then we bathed said dog.
She was less than happy. I managed to wang my head in the process.
MML2 could be wrapped up quite quickly. I'm now hitting $1,000,000 in that game in 20 minutes (which previously took > 1 hour) and I've probably only got ... ... 14 million to go.
I dunno why I'm being such a completionist dipshit over this game.
I guess because I really... really like this game, and I'm still in mourning over the cancellation of MML3?
I miss sex.
Thanks for stating the obvious.
And I'm trying to get back on a workout schedule.
Something to do I guess?
The topic of counseling and medication came up.
I need it on my terms.
No going over the "old material"
and ... I dunno my "condition" is so cognitive and devoid of emotion that I'll need a convincing and ratio
What is 1 thing you'd love to do if FEAR was not a factor?
Searching For What Once Was.
Searching For What Once Was
I searched the world over ,
lookin' for you, but you were
nowhere to be found, still
I hoped wherever life took you,
you were safe and sound.
and so my story goes,
a story about my best friend,
and I wonder , what can I do
to help your broken heart mend.
It all began, late one night
and it ended in a big fight,
I don't know who was right
or wrong, I don't want to
make that call, I only wish
whatever happened, didn't
happen at all.
I lost sight
of how you were feeling,
how could I be so blind?,
a love like yours ,
is like no-other
and is so hard to find.
My searched has ended,
just like it started,
full of memories of days gone by,
now I'm left, thinking of what could've been
and I'll I can do is cry.
My Feelings On The Friends I Made On Fubar!!
WELL YOU ARE READING THIS FOR A REASON . SO IF I OFFEND THOSE BY WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY . THEN OH WELL !!!! LMAO .......( THE FRIENDS I MADE IN CLUB PARADISE ) I LOVE WORKING IN CLUB PARADISE , I WORK WITH A BUNCH OF AWESOME , AMAZING PEOPLE WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. AND WHEN U ARE DOWN AND OUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THEM TO BRING YOUR SPIRITS BACK UP AGAIN. I SHOULD KNOW , I BEEN BATTLING CANCER FOR THE PAST 2 YRS . ONE MINUTE ITS GONE THE NEXT ITS BACK AGAIN. BUT ONE THING FOR SURE IS WHEN I AM SICK AND NOT FEELING UP TO PAR. ALL MY FRIENDS IN CLUB PARADISE ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH. THEY HAVE HELPED ME GET MY MIND OFF BEING SICK. AND INSTEAD , I HAVE TO ADMIT . THEY KEEP ME MOTIVATED AND MOVING FORWARD. ( YES THEY ARE THAT AWESOME ) SO ! IM PROUD TO CALL CLUB PARADISE HOME. ( NOW FOR ALL THOSE HATERS ) I AM A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON WITH A REALLY BIG HEART. AND I AM A PERSON THAT WILL BE THERE FOR ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT WHEN THIER HAVEN A ROUGH TIME.
Jeepers Creepers...where'd You Get Those Peepers?
Ok, so heres one that gets brought to my attention ALOT....my eyes...
yes I know they're amazing, astounding, hypnotizing,beautiful, gorgeous ect ect ect but heres the real debate their color: if you scroll through my picture comments you will notice a little differiation in the colors that get complimented, I never correct this because all are right...thats right I said it...all are right.... my eyes are weirdoes and change colors between blue,gray,green, with flecks of brown or gold...the real mystery is knowing what each color means or is it? dun dun dunnnnnn
Sugar Daddys At A New Level...
Society keeps getting better and better....
Check this out..
What do you think?....I know what I do..
This is the type of dumbass shit I'd do....but I couldn't help but giggle reading it.
OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"Stall: "So what are you up to?"Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."Stall: "Can I come over?"Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
Guess it's time to update this sh*t...
Shoulder isn't doing any better, in fact, the problem has seemingly spread to my lower back as well. I go to see the Dr (#8 I think) in a couple of days. I'm sick of it...I'd give anything to be better, to be able to feel normal again. I hate being in pain, the headaches when I haven't taken my medicine, the drugged up feeling sometimes that makes it feel like I'm drunk. Even now the pain brings me to the brink of tears. I just don't know what to do anymore. All of the pain, pinches, stabbing...shoot even breathing, laughing, and sneezing are painful at times.
This Dr is going to refer me to another specialist so I can be re-re-(however many it is)-re evaluated. More physical therapy, drugs, shots, and who knows what else are in the future. Excuse me if I all of a sudden disappear or if I'm logged in but don't answer. It's difficult to sit or stand for too long. I have trouble sleeping and sometimes if I get at all comfy I doze off by accide
August 29, 1999.
On August 29, 1999 my beloved Daddy passed away after a long battle with cancer. In the last few years of his life I was his primary caregiver. I've found myself to be in that same position with my mother for the past 2 years. I wouldn't have it any other way, but some days it does get tough. On top of it there's always, daily the fear of my grandson's disease looming in the background.
Just a little insight on my frame of mind today.
@I'm lying in my bed ready to drift off to a peaceful sleep, wearing only a white Lenin and lace nightgown. I suddenly have a feeling of being watched. I turn and look towards the curtains blowing in the breeze bringing the smells of roses and jasmine from the garden. I decide there is nothing. I am almost asleep again when I see you. Looming in the shadows, you step into the moonlight. My heart jumps with fright. You speak in the deep and dangerous yet familiar voice. Hello my Bella Donna. I tremble as you are forbidden to me, yet I yearn to have you for my own. You come closer to the edge of the bed reaching out to me. Urging me to take your hand, mine begin to tremble. That's when I feel the heat of your touch for the first time. As you sit on the edge of the bed you pull me to you and bend to kiss me. Your hair caresses my cheek as you kiss me softly. The heat of your lips on mine sends a delicious chill down my body. You pull me into your arms embracing me to
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Summer Of 2011....
Hey kids! It's officially Labor Day and the unofficial end of Summer 2011! Per tradition I usually recap the summer's events with some long ass diatribe about fu people, crazy things that have happened, etc. I mean, we have had quite a few already, if you missed them feel free to check out the previous blogs...and well, I'm quite sure there are more than we can even count on the horizon. I have quite a few in the que as usual...Of course stay tuned for those...
But this year, I think I'm going to do something a little different. From family add drama, to relationship drama, to real life events to real life scammers, the new invention of the Battle of the Bands to the brandy new Make It Rain bling and just about everything else in between...
..so what was your favorite memory/story/thing of the Summer of 2011?..feel fr
How To Make A Profile Skin!
The following is working example of a profile skin that i had made and it works great. All you have to do is add your desired images from your photobucket, imageshack, tinypic, or other hosting service and then you take and go to your skins and create a new skin and copy and paste this into the big box and then name your skin and then save the skin and poof you got a profile skin of your very own.
You can customise this skin with the desired Font style that you want as well as the desired color for the text. For a list of CSS COLORS you can visit this link:
HAPPY CREATING AND HOPE YOU FIND THIS USEFUL~Dj Iceman Coder
font-style: Posca Mad Thrasherz;
border: none; border-width: 0px;
background-image: url(background image link here);
Convicted. Green. So Much More...
Sick as it is twisted...click the links and follow the happy trail....
Click here & then link in stash!...
Won't have to say much, I think it speaks for itself. Contact me if you have any questions...
Almost the weekend kids....peace.
How Do You Like Them Apples?!?
People are like apples. I know I've made the comparison before, but it still stands true. Like apples, some people are sweet, some are sour and some are just plain rotten. I have had all of these kinds of people in my life at one time or another. You can usually spot the rotten ones right away, so you know what to stay away from. It's the ones that look sweet on the outside, or worse yet, are sweet at first, only to find out they are rotten on the inside, that are dangerous.
These are the most hurtful kind. The ones you give your trust to, your friendship to and sometimes even your heart to. When the truth is revealed, and it always is, it can be heartbreaking.
The most difficult thing about this situation, is to not allow yourself to let the bad apples ruin your feelings about ALL apples. Not all are bad or rotten. You just have to be patient, diligent and open to finding the good one. It only takes one good apple.
Keep the bad apple from ruining the bunch? Don't min
Short Story ( Our Date )
It begins when you pull up at my front door with a smile to die for. You knock and wait patiently for the answer. I open the door and give you a smile that says I'm so glad your here.
We say hello as we hug, with a soft peck on the cheek, you ask if I'm ready to go. I pull the door shut and we head to your car. You open the door for me, and as I sit down I look at you and say thank you.
We drive to the restaurant chatting lightly about each others day, nothing to heavy. We get to the restaurant and the waiter greets us at the door and shows us our table. As we sit the waiter turns to you and asked the question, "What can I get you and your wife to drink.." I smile and politely tell him that we are not married just friends. He apologizes profusely for the mistake as you just grin at me... He leaves and brings back my Dr Pepper and your beer... we sit talking about the kids and what activities went on that day. We order dinner something diff than we either
So fubar in their infinite wisdom decided to remove pimpouts for levels below 40. So for to level I need to use all my abilities. How can I "use" them if ONE ability is removed.
Of course goto the "help" lounge and you get lot's of hemming and hawing. Of course the people NOT complaining are the people level 40+.
Secondly, the latest broadcasts haven't worked in 2 days. This doesn't bode well for "social interaction". Plus where i can make totally random comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the broadcasters.
Lastly, it's like fu has scrapped the bottom of the barrel and dredged up inactive accounts to scroll by. Inactive accounts that all seem to be ICP fans who can't spell. Inactive accounts that ICP fans who can't spell but never seem to login at a regular basis. It's SHEER GENIUS I say.
Plus there's a discount if you buy credits for half price via a "I" device. Great. So I can buy a boomy or auto 11. The problem is since I can't trade pimpouts and scroll re
I am so tired of the new fu changes...Ta tas is tapping out. Social concepts...in your infinite wisdome you lost my cash going to you. it can now go to me me now and i can play on other social network sites for free.. I spent my fucking hard earned money and you changed rules at your discretion. you have that right right but you lost me and most of the ppl that pay cash to suppoirt your site. i put my head low in shame to say i have spent at least 20 k here. i expected a little loyalty or input of changes to come. I did not get that. so i am gonna do what i have to do and leave. CIA
Post A Profile Comment On My Page For Help With Leveling Likes
We will devote this page to help with this requirement & leveling help - send your friends to help (won't take long to click them all at one time) & send LEVELs 46, 48 & 49 who want help & folks going for Likes achievements -- Other folks who need fans, friends, pimps, buzzkills, family adds, anything the level requires, JUST POST FOR HELP WANTED!
I am not usually filtering all comments on my page
FOR HELP. . POST profile comment PROFILE COMMENT ONLY with one line. . LEVEL 49 NEED 1000 LIKES . . . or LEVEL 48 NEED 500 LIKES.. . . or LEVEL 46 NEED 100 LIKES(if I have those right)
Post for HELP WANTED for your leveling/achievement needs!
Good Luck to all &THANKS TO HELPERS
Use 11 Abilities
Abilities:Must have used ALL (each 11 of the angel / demon available at levels 37 and under)abilities at least once.This may require switching between sides!Requirement to be completed after reaching level 37
4 Angel: Family Boost, Altruize, Points Boost, Vouch
6 Demon: Sh*tface, Buzzkill, Family Boost, Cloak, Points Boost, Namescrew
1 Both Reveal Crushes.
This picture shows all 11
TO CHECK recent abilities used fubar.com...
Use that link to see you have used all Demon/Angel abilities BEFORE you switch to the other because it just shows what you have done in side you are in currently.
One Night 5 Different Ways
You see me acrossed the room dancing nice and slow seductively, teasing every man in the room, you start moving closer to me thinking that you just have to have me right there hard and fast. As you reach me you grab my waist, spinning me into your arm, I gasp in surprise, we start dancing nice and slow with your hands on my hips, my breast, kissing my neck, as you slide your hand down my shirt rubbing my breast, making my nipples tighten under your hand, you say to me softly " I want you now lets go back to my place." I look at you with a look that would melt a hard mans soul and say " let me get my coat" as I walk away from you you yell out," oh yes nice ass" and all I do is shake it more. As we leave you throw me on to the wall of the building, kissing me lifting my legs so I can straddle your hips kissing me deeper as I melt into your arms you say grab my cock baby putting my hand between us touching you softly you gasp out of breath you say take it out and stroke it baby. As I stro
Too Long In The Wasteland
To my friends and family I want to apologize. I made a decision to leave fubar. That decision was based on the actions of one person, who I thought was a close friend. I thought that person's actions were petty, and frankling baffling. It just left a very bad taste in my mouth, as I really trusted that person. But I now consider that in the past.
I have received many requests from friends, telling me I should reconsider and stay on fubar. After much thought, I have decided to stay. The reasons are that I have such beautiful friends and family, who I have grown to love.
Let me assure everyone that this was not a ploy to gain attention. In fact it was quite the opposite.
So I am back on fubar, but without a VIP. So without a VIP, I sometimes will not have 11s to rate people. I will soon be posing a question directed at friends. Would you rather be rated a 10, or not rated, when I have no 11s to use?
Thank you and much love to my family and friends. Martin
Easier Said Than Done
"I'm letting go of negative feeling, memories, thoughts and people in my life. I have no room for them and will only think positive happy thoughts from now on."
I think it's about time...way PAST time, actually!
Get rid of the negativity? Don't mind if I do...
Bad Fu (13)
Tinley Park, IL
johneyhorn...: very sexy pic
johneyhorn...: looks yummy
johneyhorn...: could eat u up
johneyhorn...: u lik
I have no idea what the purpose is for this....just venting I guess...one thing I can't seem to understand...people hold back WAY to much...and for wat?...to prevent hurting someone feelings...it usually just ends up hurting them more in the long run.....don't hold back...say it..spit it the fuck out..and not only will you feel better..but the person you are holding back from..will also be relieved....no one wants to hear that their other half per-say has moved on...but no one wants wants to hold onto something or someone that has let go either....life is full of many challenges...ups and down..heartaches and regret...but it is life..it fucking hurts..but everyone deserves to know where they stand....no one likes to believe that thy have been replaced..but there is always someone with a lil something more....that's just a fact..I mean it's hard for me to conceive the fact that there is another individual out there as interesting as I am..but I've been wrong before...lol..ok ok that's a
Magical Realism Versus Science Fiction
Sci-Fi is going to take a back seat in my thoughts while I spend my time in fantasy-land. I keep stalling because I'm so fucking hard on myself when it comes to believability, I'm tossing believable out the window. I think I need to start drinking Nyquil or something.
I was driving somewhere through Indiana a few weeks back, listening to a Thievery Corporation album on my iPod, when something off-the-wall in some of David Byrne's lyrics hit me the right way.
*starts duct-taping blankets over my windows*
(no, this won't make any sense)
How It Effects Me And When Its Started......
I was diagnosed with lupus (SLE) December 4, 2010 at the age of 25. I have been round and round with symptoms and doctors and specialists for the past 2 years (I had actually started Plaquenil the year before I was diagnosed). At the time I was diagnosed, my doctor also told me I had early symptoms of scleroderma. My early symptoms of lupus were joint pain, weight loss, hair loss, anaemia, leukopenia, sun rash, tachycardia, Raynaud's, and a positive ANA. I had heard of lupus, but had no knowledge about auto immune diseases or that this is life threatening. For me, being diagnosed with lupus was a blessing. I could confront a disease with a name. And I could accept that, yes, I am sick. Lupus is as emotional as it is physical. I've learned that I need to set goals each day and only do what I can do. If I over-do anything, I'm only fighting myself. I am in awe of the resources and support groups that are available. I hope to become an active part of Lupus MN and an advocate for lupus by
10/30/74 - 10/24/11
My husband Shann passed away from self inflicted gunshot. That monday morning he left me a message that i didnt know i had until a week later. we had our coffee and smoke as usual when i get up early for work. he recived 2 calls from his mom and made one to her. between 9am and just after noon he sat in the bath, had a smoke and pulled the trigger to a 22 revolver at his chest. He was found by my 10 yr old son when he got home from school. My son called me at 1:47pm as i was working in Hillsboro. I made a 90mph dash home. survived by his son from previous marriage, 2 daughters from my previous marriage and a son born to he and i.
Shann was a beautiful man and a ever more so beautiful father to our children.
Shann and i had our issues and were divorcing. Tho these issues, i nor shann could bare to separate from our children. we were to remain living together, yet not. the underlying issues of his sudden death remain a mystery. be it broken heart or the things
To You...for Everything You Have Proven Yourself To Be
You know wat is sad and pretty freaking amazing at the same time?...The fact that I don't believe anyone...which I don't...it is hard for me to trust anyone and really let them in..a few words here and there is one thing....but to really know me...wat I'm about is hard to do...I have my reasons for it...and I have to apologize to YOU Baby..because on three separate occasions now...you have told me things..and I haven't believed you all three times...but then when you prove me wrong...it is a WONDERFUL surprise...shocks me..literally causes my heart to sink...because I am ALWAYS wrong..I NEVER get anything right..so it's just the norm for me to question..wonder..worry...and not believe....I remember YOU telling me you were my biggest fan..and yes I'm going to spell out how sweet YOU really are....I didn't believe you..I just thought you were like so many others that talk for no other reason than to hear themselves speak....but then YOU shocked me...and mentioned a story of mine you woul
Isn't It Ironic?
People that hate entire ethnicities complaining about a coupla chicks being mean to them.
People that want entire populations to be persecuted talking about their right not to be persecuted for their beliefs.
People that excuse racism because it's 'their freedom' censoring anyone who disagrees with them.
I could go on but I have a job to get to...selective morality really pisses me off.
First off.. I want to say I am sorry that I am not the strong girl you all think I am. I am not as strong as you give me credit for.
Secondly, I am trying really REALLY hard to be postive, but it's hard since negative is all I have ever known. My jealousy over the women here gets stuck in my head. When I do get talked to here, it's only one, two, MAYBE three lines of conversation...they say they are busy, but they forget the Live Feed..they are busy commenting back and forth with the other women. Having fun with them. And I don't get that here anymore.
And reciently, a few men have come to me and tell me how great ANOTHER woman is over and over and over for days until I had to tell them to leave me alone about her... If you hear this all the time.. it plays with your head.. I mean.. HELLO!!!! Am I not a woman too? Or do the men here think of me as "Just one of the guys"? Gods I really HATE that saying. I can't stand it. Am I not worth the fun conversations, the fun comments, a s
That Time Of Year
I have sent xmas cards the last 3 years...lots of you guys gave me your addys...last year...and the rottie ate the book. So...if you want one..PM me your info again
Sometimes I miss the fuck out of you.
However, I doubt you even think twice about me.
Just Need To Vent.
You know that feeling you get when you're somewhere and you think you are in the wrong place? Now imagine that feeling all the time; everyday, all day. Imagine it transposed to your actions and thoughts as well. Think about how it would affect you. Try to really put the feeling in your mind of how weird it would be, how awkward you'd feel, and how you needed to get away, to be anywhere but where you are now, only to realize that there is no other place where you'd feel better.
Imagine how you'd deal with others if you knew they weren't like you, and that if they had an idea of the anguish you were going through, they'd lose repsect for you, and look at you with derision. Think about what it would be like everyday to know that all of your interpersonal connections with others were at best shaky, and at worst a lie. Think about how you'd struggle every minute with this and pray not to deal with it, knowing that you had no other choice. Think of the sort of dread this would it indu
Rules And Schedule
If you are going to be a DJ in our lounge you need to commit to at least 2 sets per week , unless you are a guest djay.
Every Effort should be made to play all requests whenever possible . If you cannot do your set please make every effort to have it covered and you must yim DJ MIGAMORSE OR TELL A MEMBER OF UPPER STAFF and let them know you can't make your set at least 3 hours in advance.
All DJ`s should be in the lounge 15 mins before their set begins . Stop taking request 15 mins before your set is due to end .
All new djays will have a one week probationary period.
Just To Vent..
My parent gave the 2 teenagers laptops for Christmas early because they won't be with us on Christmas day. My 2 youngest haven't gotten theirs yet. Now the 2 older ones have no reason to leave this house and are getting on my MOTHERFUCKIN' NERVES!!!! Before they got them they would at least leave the house and go do something. Now they won't go away. They are always in my face making me play tech support....I shouldn't be this annoyed...but god dammit I am....
A woman wants to feel loved, cherished, adored, sought after, important and taken care of. I currently feel none of these things.
Why does it seem that Fubar relationships are so much easier than real life relationships? I just recently got engeged, and I met him on Fubar...He just deleted his account and now expects me to do the same...Am I wrong for wanting to keep something for myself, like all the amazing friends I have made along the way? I swear sometimes I believe that being single is the only way to live a strees free life...Thanks for letting me vent !! Peace and Love ~W
Letting go of demons that have kept me bound.
Hate, love, regret kept me from uttering a sound.
From now til I am no longer in my skin,
I shall be myself, through sainthood, and sin.
I no longer conform to the rules of society!
I no longer live a life of anxiety.
I pray to whatever powers that be...
To return myself...to ME!
Wrong or right, matters not.
If I continue as I am...I shall rot.
I am not ashamed of what nor who I am.
At this point in life, I no longer give a damn.
We all have our deeper shades of black.
I only beg for my happiness back.
I am good, I am evil, I am close, I am distant,
But I can assure you, I am persistent.
Be TRUE to yourself, don't live a lie.
I've lived it for too long and watched myself die.
I greet the new year with utter passion.
I shall live my life with abandon and compassion.
Life is too hard to judge one another...
Hates desire is only to smother.
I will comfort and love you, as much as I can.
But accept me,
Hurtful Feelings And Stuff
So. this is me. If you don't like it, there is a block button that you (or I can use). I know I am fat and ugly but you don't have to call me that. I am very insecure about my body at times. I hate that I have a peice of skin near my asshole that shows up in most of my pics. It's very embarassing. That is why I don't like showing my asshole or taking pics of it, unless my finger is there. I know I am fat and there is a reason for it. I was born with too much intestines and had some removed when I was 7 months old because I almost died and there is a scar on my stomach to prove that and when I had my last colonoscopy done in 2002, the doctor said my intestines were twisted and knotted up like a 95 yr olds and that I can't have surgery to straighten them out because of all the scar tissue there already. If you look at the rest of my body, I am not that fat. I have to take laxatives everyday for the rest of my life for my condition. Yeha, I am medically anorexic. I know I am fat but I ha
My New Years Resolutions And Ty You's To My Friends And Family
123Tagged.com - More New Year 2012 Comments>CENTER>123Tagged.com - More Welcome Comments123Tagged.com - More You Rock Comments I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME OUT FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.THEIR PROFILE PIC WILL FOLLOW SO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE. 1} HAVEN: FOR BEING MY BEST FRIEND AND BITCHIN AT ME ALL THE TIME. HER NICKNAME IS ALSO MARY JANE. LOL (INSIDE JOKE) ALSO FOR BITCH SLAPPIN ME WHEN I NEED IT EVEN THO I STILL DONT LISTEN. LMAO Haven Owner of Havens Dejavu@ fubar 2}NEPHILM: TY FOR BEING THERE WHEN I NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO AND FOR MAKING ME LAUGH. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. OH YEA AND FOR BEING MY FAVORITE DOCTOR. Nephilim@ fubar 3}BUG: WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT HER, HER FRIENDSHIP AND KINDNESS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD AND SHE CALLS ME HER SUNSHINE CAUSE I PUT A SMILE ON HER FACE. Bug AlwaysOwned by MFKN SINNER@ fubar 123Tagged.com - More Love Comments 4} WONDER WOMAN: OMG WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS WOMAN. SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN IN WHICH I
I Feel That Body
I WANNA FEEL THAT BODY
i wanna feel that body all night to the early morning as i make love to you hearing you moaning in pleasure all through the night
i wanna feel that body as i whisper in your ear all i want is to feel that body right next to mine carressing your body making you soaking wet
with my tongue kisses as i slide my lips all over that body feeling you shiver from my touch
I wanna feel that body by cleon aka casper
A Foo Fighters song made me think...
"There goes my HERO, he's ordinary."
I have so many heroes! No particular order.
My Daddio...for being the dreamer, many of which never came true. But he dreamed...what are we without our dreams? ...and for his humor and ability to make people smile and laugh.
My Mom...for strength through so many things a mother shouldn't have to go through...4 children with 4 VERY different views that do not always mix. And humor as well.
Restrictive...for showing and making me understand who and what I am...and making me feel proud and stronger because of who I am.
StormMaster...for accepting me as I am, flaws and all. And, He still cares about me.
Slippery When Wet...for always being my friend when I was not worthy of that friendship.
Madwelshman...because he is strong and has gone through so much and I am so very happy he is in my life. I hope he feels the same! He is a true friend to me.
I'll combine these because I have nev
So the year has started off a bit stressful...yesterday I found out my current position has been posted on Craigslist by my employer..this coming after a co-worker called me to give me a heads up..that someone was out to get rid of me..well long story short..I stressed last night, then today found some relief..I am not going anywhere for a while, they want to shift me out to a different area to better utilize me.
Well in my panic, I updated my Careerbuilder.com profile..and BLAM got 11 emails today from potential new employers back in the previous career arena :) And in addition to the 11 emails, I received a call and await the 2nd call to set up an interview.. Maybe the Universe has plans for me.. I sure hope so, I miss being a "suit" and being financially stable..
In short a miserable hopelss night turned into a uplifting and empowering day with a renewed sense of career viability..
EMOTIONS AS DENSE AS A ROSE BUSH
THOUGHTS AS CLOUDED AS A STORMY SKY
FEELINGS TANGLED LIKE THE CREEPING VINE
SENSES TRAPPED UNDER BUILT UP PRESSURE
CONFUSION DULLS WITH DEAFENING SILENCE
CONCIOUSNESS FADES WITH EACH GASPING BREATH
LAUGHTER FADES COVERED WITH LIFE
MEMORIES TORMENT WITH BLACKNESS
DEPPRESSION A HEAVY BLANKET OF GRAY
TIGHTENING THE NOOSE FEARS ARE STRANGLED
DOUBTS BURNING TO THE CORE
PEACE WITH INNER SELF SLIPS AWAY
LOSING SIGHT BEHIND CLOSING DOORS
DENIED HAPPINESS THICKENS THROUGH BLOOD
REJECTION STEMS FROM IMMORAL ACTION
GUILTY OF SINS RAGING WITH INTENSITY
ANGER BURIED WITH EVER BUILDING WALLS
HATRED EATS MY HEART FROM INSIDE OUT
TURNING LIES TO TRUTH WITHOUT DECIET
REGRETFULLY LOVE HAS BEEN DENIED
PAINFULLY LIFE LEADS TO DEATH
ETERNAL REST WILL IT EVER BE FOUND
Make A New Friend Today
It's been awhile since I've done this but hey, wth. So without further lengthy winded BS, here's someone to add that's been here since the old Lost Cherry days, if he can stop deleting himself that would be amazing. rofl. Here's a shout out to:
And no, he doesn't ask for shit or beg for family adds. rofl. Have a happy weekend, peace.
Never Click Her Links!!!! Take 2
Suga Lips: FUCK YOU!
Hellyion: I love you too princess
Suga Lips: No you don't, liar!
Suga Lips: Your failed emote speaks volumes.
This blog entry is just a general rantive blog and should not be classifed in any other terms then just a blog entry, No links have been dropped, and no names because the blog is about general things seen all out fubar and the internet.IF you know someone whos doing or done what is being mentioned in this blog entry keep their member url, name and anytype refrence to them to your self, The blog Poster will not and CAN NOT be held responsable for any link dropped in the comments.
TYPO'S & Grammer errors were put in this because bliss loves to giggle at me for them :D Cheers Bliss lol
I'm Pretty sure we've all come across a few status messages where it states I'm DELETING my FUBAR account if I DONT GET . Some times it makes you think, Okay, if your just going to delete, why do you really need these bling/AB anyways..
Why would someone want to keep you here if you want to delete anyways. Another status that makes me laugh is when people try to talk trash about
So I have a pimp hand. I'm going to be using it soon. I feel like being a bitch so yeah. Anyway, any one you want me to pimp hand? Link me to their profile :)
Is this wrong? lol
Big Money Man
WANT SOME MONEY ? THEN GAVE UP AND AND HAVE ...
Dry Ridge, KY
03/27/2012 05:03 pm
no block this member
you are a gay s sick fucker that no one wants anything to do whit so get off fubar as this is the f b i talking to you.
I have never had any interaction with this guy. I cant respond because I was promply blocked.
My Circle Of Awesome
Kellee is my bestie...she is super supportive. She has some insecurities and gets a bit jealous from time to time, but we work it out
Leah is my newest friend and possibly the best person I could have possibly met at his juncture of my life. She has been a gym kid all her life and she trains with me...shows me little tips and tricks
Rochelle.. I went to high school with her and just recently got back in touch with her and she is a great addition to my gym crew
Laura...same with her
O.J. my trainer/instructor. That is all I need to say. I owe him everything.
Bobby my other instructor. Ditto O.J.
My family is amazingly supportive and very vocal aboput how proud they are.
My co-workers are just amazing...they do everything they can to make every day at work diet friendly
You guys,...you have NO idea how much it means to me that you have all stuck with me through thick and thin, and take the time to encourage and support me
I have the BEST support system ever.
Oh and for futur
(how To) Setup Fumafia
(How To) Setup fuMafiaOk, it has been brought to my attention that more and more people are joining fuMafia in an attempt to fight someone they know they'd never win against. fuMafia is a RPG (Role Playing Game) that lets members commit crimes, enter into frequent battles with other mobs or turfs, launder money, and make wise investments. This game is just that A Game and for anyone who thinks it otherwise shouldn't play it until they realize it does nothing but give pleasure to those who play.In this blog I will be outlining the follwoing:(How To) Get Into fuMafia From The Homepage(How To) Setup & Play fuMafia(How To) Get Into fuMafia From The HomepageDepending on the homepage you have there are ultimately Three Ways of getting into fuMafia.First WayIf you are on the follwoing homepages (Hotness,Old Normal or Old & Janky) then the first way to get into fuMafia is to go to the Main Menu and click Games. When the menu drops click on fuMafia and it will take you to the mafia landing (hom
So here's my storyI'm sitting here in a Tomb surrounded by dirt, cobwebs n spiders,There's a knock on the door,There He stand's in all His Gothic Masculine Splendor,He looks at Me with a smile that could warm a Vampire's heart *If they even had one*He sees Me sitting there on top of a really old school looking casket, Black and Gold with Brass trimmings.I'm wearing my hair up tight, Black fishnet top, Black and blood red corset, Hold up stockings and no knickersThigh high well heeled boots with chains wrapped around them.I stand up and walk over to Him. He's wearing a long sleeved Fishnet figure hugging shirt, Black baggy trousers, New Rock boots and a Floor length trench coat, He gives Me goose bumps.Long Blonde hair, Goatee, Slim but not overly muscular, Green/Blue Eyes and with the most devilish smile I have ever seen in my whole lifeYou can hear the wind rattling the shutters. It's cold but I cannot feel the temperature against My skin.He grabs Me by the throat, I can feel the stre
It Takes A Strong Woman
It takes a strong woman, to drop everything, go through her phone, send one final text, delete his number, burn the letters & unwanted memories, and say I WON'T stress, cry, or blame myself anymore, & lets go.
A strong woman is one who is able to smile this morning like she wasn't crying last night.
A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her. A woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone. No matter how many rocks she has stumbled upon her FAITH AND STRENGTH remains intact.
It kills me that people with cameras automatically think they are photographers. I have a camera and I could take better pictures than some of the people I see charging for it.
Yes, you may have an expensive camera and yes you may have a nifty little photo editing program...but that does NOT mean you can take amazing pictures.
But you know what...if people are stupid enough to pay for them, go for it!
Anonib And A Fake Maker Update...
Hey kids, two new blogs. One an update on the Fake Maker and one regarding the anonib.com scandal. They can be located at:
Thanks and feel free to share your thoughts.
Club 69 - Need Help Leveling
Club 69, We run it as a family, to support each other
And because we run it as a FAMILY, I am opening this blog for those who want help in leveling. There will be a maximum of Points 1 or 2 Million Points. We can also help with Leveling Requirements such as ability Points you may need used on you etc...We will be taking People who are in need of help, On a first come, first serve basis. This blog is always going to be open, and those that want to participate in helping people level will be Appreciated, as well as rewarded for their help.
If you are joining the lounge To ask for help, please dont bother, because We know who are The Real CLUB 69 staff or members.
So if u need help, Please Post a Comment here and we will work so hard on getting you the points needed for leveling, and the tasks if we can.
We Are 1 Family, We Support Our Staff And Members!!
Club 69 For Life!!
*NOTE* YOU MUST ME A MEMBER OF CLUB 69 TO ASK FOR HELP!
For Longer Than Forever
Maybe its intuition,
Something’s in life you just don’t question,
Like in your eyes,
I see my future in an instant,
And there it goes,
I believe I found my best friend, my lover,
Most of all I found my soul mate.
As long as the sun brings the sun rise,
Weaving our unbreakable bond,
That’s destined to last for a life time and beyond.
For I have made an everlasting vow,
That my heart will always be yours,
Through it all from now until the end of time,
It is you that I love,
And it’s you that I shall spend my life with.
From the moment that I first met you,
I knew you were the one,
Sitting in a garden
Trees surrounding Me
Leaves rustling across the floor
I stand there and slowly remove all my clothes for You
You watch with glee
I'm naked with everything to see.
You need Me. You want Me
I can feel the breeze wrapping around my skin
I can feel You there
I sit down on the bench
Legs opened wide
Feeling more alive than I ever have done before
I can feel your eyes watching My every move.
I glide my fingers gently over my nipples
They ache and tingle with pleasure
I feel like I'm moaning. But nothing comes out of my mouth.
I'm there. In the moment. Groping and playing with my boobs.
Oh the joy of outdoor play.
The sun beaming down on my nakedness. Warming my skin.
Why does this feel like such a sin.
I slide my hands down my tummy.
Caressing every last inch of myself.
I can see you looking, enjoying Me and what I'm doing to myself.
My hand finds My pussy.
All shaven and bald.
Oh the sweet bliss
Sharing Essay: I Miss Iraq. I Miss My Gun. I Miss My War.
June 26, 2007, 3:51 PM
I Miss Iraq. I Miss My Gun. I Miss My War.
A year after coming home from a tour in Iraq, a soldier returns home to find out he left something behind.
By Brian Mockenhaupt
Photograph by Brian Mockenhaupt
A few months ago, I found a Web site loaded with pictures and videos from Iraq, the sort that usually aren't seen on the news. I watched insurgent snipers shoot American soldiers and car bombs disintegrate markets, accompanied by tinny music and loud, rhythmic chanting, the soundtrack of the propaganda campaigns. Video cameras focused on empty stretches of road, building anticipation. Humvees rolled into view and the explosions brought mushroom clouds of dirt and smoke and chunks of metal spinning through the air. Other videos and pictures showed insurgents shot dead while planting roadside bombs or killed in firefights and the remains of suicide bombers, people how they're not meant to be seen, no longer whole. The ima
Your Default Flagged?..
..there's an explanation for it here...
IF you see something over the top, just report it to someone. Please don't complain because if you do they will probably lock you and make you numbers. Just a FYI! Peace.
Tasteless(from The Blogs Of Scrapper)
***FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***
Everyday we log into fubar we are confronted with all types of people. Many of us are here to have fun and hang out with friends and to meet new people. Some of us love to play the game, earn points and level. We also must mention the members who push the envelope and photo shop photos to display as much of their girl parts or man parts as possible. The reality is many of us do not want to see your borderline NSFW photos. Yes you might be riding the line of what is considered NSFW, but it is time to clean things up. Yes, you are going to disagree and bitch and moan about how mean we are because we want you to respect the public areas and clean up your main photos, but it is what it is.
The reality is there are many members who DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR junk falling out of your clothes as your main photos. You are more than welcome to upload all those photos to your albums, but it's time to clean up your MAIN photo or avatar. This means exessive clevage, s
Changes To The "pimp Out" Feature(from Babyj's Blog)
*****Baby Jesus Blog*****
So basically, the reason we've had to change it up is that it was simply to powerful as a feature. There wasn't enough space in the online bar for all the people who wanted to be pimped out. That leaves me with 2 options, A) I can make it so expensive (either using credits, ability points, etc) that fewer people can do it, or B) I can move it into space that will support the number of people who want to be pimped out.
I chose B.
We're still working on it to get people as much exposure as they had in the online bar, but we'll get there.It just take some tweaks and feedback from everyone to make it happen.
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. ... The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks this is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits..
Your beauty provoked my love.
Beautiful as you are i know i can't have you like a star.
But at night's i lay in bed wondering where you are.
Your personality captures my heart while your beauty captures my mind.
Your eye's reflects the glow of your soul and show's who you are.
Intoxication of your beauty empowers my mind and liberating me to a new high.
By; Steven Arnold
oh id love to... stradle you and slowly lower myself untill you are all the way inside me.... so warm and wet.....bring my hips down hard ... grinding your cock deeper inside me... so wet that some is dribbl8ing down your balls as i keep riding you slowly ...slide up... off of you.... kneal in front of you... licking my cum from your balls, gliding my tongue, curving it around your shaft, starting at the base, toward the tip... tasting my cum mmm
flicking my tongue on that sensitive spot at the tip, takng it gently in my lips, still wrapping my tongue around the tip... gently rubbing as i slowly work you into my mouth,
looking into your eyes... mine exploding with desire.... i stand again in front of you... i bend down toward you, my hair falling across your face and chest, as i whisper what would you like to do next? you whisper "i want your ass"
i turn and bend over the table....as you slide your hands across my hips and butt, softly teasing my ass hole with your thumb you s
Birthday Auction Come Join
My birthday is coming on May 31st, and my real life friend Gamer Princess's birthday is one week later on June 7th. So to celebrate our birthdays we are going to hold an auction! We would love to have lots of ppl involved to help us celebrate!! The auction will begin at 12:01 am on May 31st and will end at midnight on June 7th. We will be taking entries until May 30 at 9 pm CST in order to give us time to create the auction info. If you have any questions please hit up myself or Gamer Princess for details. Also for the auction we will be giving away a BLING POLISHER & BOOMER for the person who ends up with the most rates during the course of the auction. Would LOVE to have a huge auction to celebrate!!
*SIGN UP HERE OR ON GAMER PRINCESS'S BLOG. Also please Private Message your auction offerings to Me as soon as possible so I can get the pics created and ready!! Thank you so much!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME & GAMER PRINCESS!!!!
**THERE IS NO ENTRY FEE!! Just send me your offerin
Learn How To Just Shhhhhhhh
Consider this my good deed for the decade:
If you don't want people to judge you, stop posting everything on social media sites.
No one is judging you for having random sex with 19 guys at a time. They are judging you because you were stupid enough to post that shit.
No one is judging you for being in a relationship. They are shaking their head at your stupidity because yesterday you statused about how big a piece of shit he is and how horrible he treats you, and today, you got engaged. Are you fuckin serious?!
You should probably stop tweeting every shit you take, and learn how to refrain from posting about smoking a bowl.
You are aware that current and potential employers are actually doing their social media homework on their potential hires?
EVERYTHING that you post can and will be used to show that you are a jackass, and not fit to do anything productive.
Remember kids, we live in the age of information. And sometimes, the less incriminating crap you post, the b
They Call Me Naughty Lola
Genuine (?) Lonely Hearts Ads Posted Nov 25, 2007 Lonely Hearts Ads from 'They Call Me Naughty Lola'
Ads placed by men:
Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.
Shy, ugly man, fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.
Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society … Damn it, I have to pee again.
Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.
Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply -- you'll only regret it.
I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out, and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening.
Man, 32. Rarely produces winning metaphors.
A Real Family
So I have spent a least an hour trying to get a friend some help. It is sad this site has come down to "whats in it for me". I have went through and completely cleared out my family (to those that sent credits to see pics you will still be able to see them) The bad news is that is all changing. I am sick and tired of the idiots on here and I am ready to look for genuine people that want to help one another. That would gladly do what they could to help a person out. For instance I have spent the last hour status updating for a friend to help get them a pimp out and the only thing I have seen back is "if I do it, can I see your NSFW albums" Seriously fuck off, you pathetic peice of trash.
If you are here to meet up with girls and get your rocks off with that 5% chance that one of these girls is going to fly to you and fuck your brains out then you are seriosuly dillusional, unless you live in the same city and you are not a complete moron. Now to the genuine people...
My family, if yo
So, Thursday I had lunch with my parents. We leave the restaurant, I sit down in the car and I suddenly slip into a severe seizure that lasted over 1 hr. The last thing I remember, is sitting down in the car, then I woke up in the ER. Apparently I went into the severe seizure,was blacked out & totally incoherent for over 1 hr. When I came to, I was laying in the ER and a nurse was working on my IV. My mom was over me crying :( At first It felt like a dream. I looked around and it took me a min, I asked my mom if I was in a hospital. She said yes, that I had a seizure. I don't remember ANY of it. I just sat down in the back seat of the car, and I suddenly woke up in an ER. I didn't know if we got in a car accident,if my parents were dead or what happened. When my parents noticed I was in a seizure, my mom called 911 as my dad sped to the closest ER. A lil while after I came to, and my crying stopped(I was pretty scared not remembering any of the seizure) The Dr's came i
Some Random Dude
DJ Ruthless Owner of THE BACKWOODS HAVEN@ fubar
Some random guy I decided to help... he is onky 687 k from leveling...help me be nice :)
The "semi-anti" Me
So the other morning I was leaving for work on a seemingly normal day. As I was wheeling my bike out into the usually empty post "people taking their kids to school" street my gaze happened down the street. There was a man...But not just any man...It was the "semi-anti" me. Top to bottom he looked like this.....49ers beanie (WITH frilly ball at top). "Wife Beater" tank top. Denim shorts. FANNY PACK!! A grwon ass man ridng a razor scooter and carrying an empty 5 gallon pail (for what reason I DO NOT want to know). I WISH I had taken a picture of this dude but I COULD NOT stop staring at him..If you've ever seen that movie LEGEND it was EXACTLY like that part where Tom Cruise takes Mia Sara to see that unicorn except it was COMPLETELY different. I now refer to this person as my 3 legged Unicorn.....SOOO beautifully fucked up was he....Tweaker!?!? I think not. 8:30 is typical "tweaker sleep sweet spot". I have NOOOO idea who this person was or why he was in my neighborhood...I have also
Word And Acronym Of The Day
It's been a while since I've made one of these. I hope I see you all use these tonight!!! ;)
Word of the Day::
To fuck a girl so well, that she will never be able to forget your name.
Acronym of the Day::
As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch
When do you want me to logslam you?
Just trying to keep you all smart ;)
Why are ex's such assholes? When do they decide to become the person they claim they're not? Seeing the way they act after leaving them makes me wonder what the hell I was thinking. I wish sometimes I could record what I see and play it back to them and say "See, this is why I wont take you back! You're a pathetic loser!" You think you're still in control? Think you have power over me? Well thats where you're wrong. You nor anyone else ever will. I appreciate your attempt to win me back with the "Oh I'm still in love with you" and the " I need you baby, you're the only one for me" Well sorry babe, I've moved on. LIKE A G6!!!!
Stupid Encounter #95 (internet Thugs)
SinAfterSin: tough internet thug...i would give u my address but u wont use it
2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: some little country boy kentucky perhaps??
2:34pmreply SinAfterSin: indiana, born in chicago
2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: LOL im not the one talking shit of kicking your ass now am i so how am i a thug??
2:34pmreply SinAfterSin: dumb ass
2:34pmmore To SinAfterSin: ohhh hoiser that explains it all lol
2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: 7434 meridian hills ct apt f
2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: indianapolis
2:35pmreply SinAfterSin: feel froggy, leap bitch
2:35pmmore To SinAfterSin: and trust me ya wouldnt want me knocking on your door lmao
2:36pmreply SinAfterSin: whatever, lol
2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: lmao did you just use the 1980s froggy saying damn
2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: you dont have any new material do you
2:36pmreply SinAfterSin: im a 70's baby fool
2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: let me guess you are googling the cut downs
2:36pmmore To SinAfterSin: well ya got t
This seals the deal. Starting tomorrow, I am going to start adding people to my FuTard folder. I have tolerated enough idiots for one FuLifetime. I am done letting things slide and ignoring the rude, crude, and overall FuTarded losers on this site.
Fool opens a chat with me by stating: "i want to eat ur pussy", to which I replied, "You just volunteered for my FuTard folder. Congrats." I don't think he liked that reply:
duke: fuck u
To duke: Aw that hurts my feelings. Not. LOL. Since you will make it into my FuTad folder, would you like to continue and get your ISP blocked rom this site on top of it? Seriously LMAO at idiots like you.
To duke: I can't even type properly I'm laughing so hard....
Newbie needs a lesson in FuEtiquette, and a life lesson on respect. Do NOT come at women on here with this garbage. If you do, you're a loser. Are there really sluts on he
My Most Memorable Moment
On May 4th 2012, I attended my 5th Marilyn Manson concert at the House of Blues, Atlantic City, NJ. After drinking a $10 Jagerbomb and a handful of draft beers, I was ready to rock. I made my way up to the club and watched The Pretty Reckless open. After about 5 songs, I pushed my way up thru the crowd as close to the stage as I could get. Out comes Manson, I find myself approximately 8-10 feet away from him, close enough to see the pores in his face. The crowd is going nuts and with every bit of space that opened in front of me I pushed thru closer. During the song "No Reflection" the crowd behind me was pushing so hard, leaning against me causing my bandana to slip off. Instead of losing it on the floor, I bunched it up in my hand and decided to throw it at Marilyn Manson, hitting him in his hand. At first I didnt know what to think cuz for a second it looked as though he was annoyed by having something thrown at him. That feeling went away fast as he proceeded to "sing" to
Best Text Ever
I've gotten plenty of very sweet texts, some from of you all even. ;)
However, I woke up Saturday morning to two texts from my son. They were so sweet. I have to share.
"Hi i love you very much you are the best."
"Hi mom i love you very much. you are great! I am very happy. You're the best."
I shall keep those forever!!
I think I should start doing these again. I have been getting some real winners lately.
Guy who posted the all caps - don't comment - only vote comment approval mumm. I was bored so just to irritate him I left like a dozen comments just so he would have to read them and not approve. lulz. So he came to my sb. I posted every sb in his mumm and replied to him there. He finally blocked me. *snickers*
PHYREXIAN Z4M: im trying 2 stand out with caps & i need votes not comments
PHYREXIAN Z4M: im not screaming
PHYREXIAN Z4M: quit commenting & sb me
PHYREXIAN Z4M: what u scared?
PHYREXIAN Z4M: if u dont like the way i do things just get the hell out of my mumm
PHYREXIAN Z4M: screw u
Why Go To Church?
If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this!If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it.If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!
A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I haveheard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all."
This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do knowthis. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work.
Fathers Day Bling..why Is There Not One ?
fu can make a bling for mothers day but cant for fathers day ? my opinion to that is fu is being discriminating towards dads and fathers.it is BS that they can do it for the mothers but the fathers get shit on and get nothing ? what are your thoughts on this fubarions ?
Oh Man I Said I'm Under The Gun
It feels like phantoms of forever since i have thought of you Yet this morning when the rain lulled me awake there you were Inhaled with my first conscious breath my heart choked and sputtered in loss I glance above stacks of unwanted paper trophies intent on the X's slashed in different shades of heartache The days months and years crossed out on a creature boxing me in Recording my shame Names stare accusingly at me in frantic bubble style print from the hole in my wall Counting down has beens and have nots The silence thunders in me Til my alarm snatches me back from the Tri Cities of Nowhere, Never Gonna Be & Aww Shucksville I kick off layered blankets and breathe you out Exhaling with the lilt of laughter And the memory of your crooked smile
This One's From My Own Experience - What Not To Do!
Now I can speak from my own experience .. I got my 10k Likes achievement 6-19-12.
I had to buy a 4th Rockstar to finish the last 30 minutes of the day, but I was happy to have that option.
MISTAKES I MADE:
I should have reset my abilities earlier - I did it later so I didn't save any credits, ultimately, and I had to buy that 4th Rockstar so it cost me 35 more credits!
I didn't plan ahead - I know my family would have been more supportive but I didn't know a day ahead I was going to attempt the 10k likes achievement, actually.
WHAT WORKED FOR ME:
Blast - As soon as I decided to run the rockstars, I submitted a blast for approval
Changing my profile picture
NOT putting GOING FOR 10K LIKES on any pictures
Adding videos & photos & entering the fuLotto
Pimp Outs - Most were given by family/friends who saw the rockstar going and 1 or 2 were trades
Status Changes - I kept it light all day but when I had 8,000 likes, I started asking for help to get to 10k (and tha
So Much For Good News...
Well, after my last blog was posted shit went bad fast...his kids refused to get into the car with him when he met his ex. Their mother has basically painted a picture for them that if they stay with her it's going to be Disneyworld. We have decided to let them stay with her. He doesn't want to force them to come home and they resent him for it, nor do we have thousands of dollars to hire an attorney right now. They are both so brainwashed that they'd pretty much tell a judge anything at this point. We're both heartbroken, but we'll let them realize a few months from now to come home when their lives there aren't the pretty picture their mother has painted.
I'm feeling somewhat used. You only have time for me when it's a good time for you. Maybe I shouldn't have felt the way I do....I know what you say and I know how I feel...but that doesn't change a damn thing. Ugh.......
I could be done.
Dear So Called *mix Dj's*...
I've been meaning to write this for awhile, I am a little disturbed by the term *MIX DJ*or *DJ SO N SO LIVE IN THE MIX* being used by dj's and lounge owners. and here is why...
1) First off ..Using Sams and playing mix sets does not make you a MIX DJ.
2)Using VDJ and a Mouse well you are mixxing but sync doesn't count nore does just fades.(unless your name is tekneek) i THINK ITS GREAT YOUR TRYING BEFORE YOU INVEST IN GEAR.
3)playing fat man scoop remixes over and over again?...uhmm try using your own skills and mix in original tracks.
4)Theres more to mixxing than staying at 1 bpm all night ie 128 or 98...there is transitioning to be done and more than just 1 gendre of *dance music* and learn to transition using your ears instead of a transition track.
5)Just because you have a controller doesn't mean your good.
6)IF you are a mix dj why play pre-made mix sets in your set? wtf!! mix from start to finnish...be a man! (or woman)
7)LOUNG OWNERS AND DJ'S CLAIMING TO BE IN THE MIX
Cold Hands Pt1
She lives like a ghost, nobody can sense her except touched by cold hands she gets. So isolated. So frustrated. Preying on happiness seed, life, the beast, never get enough feed. She knows it deep down inside, can do nothing about it but live like a ghost. So isolated. So frustrated.
No matter what, still have to move on, even name rarely got remembered. Beyond dreams most people have, spending life with someone they love or making a big fortune for luxurious life, she is long for nothing special but hands gripped tight like melting the icecap in palm, not if with a drowning man for help.
Stepping between vanquish and wish, she regressed into boulevard solitude, like last night she did.
Just Ranting For A Bit
I try to be a good friend.. to make people smile and laugh.. it's just in my nature. However lately I think that perhaps people have grown tired of me and my humor.. I'm the one always reaching out to check on people.. to make sure to be a shoulder to lean on.. well.. fuck it. I'm done. I'm sick of trying to make sure everyone else is alright.. making sure that everyone else is happy. If people take what i do/say out of context then fuck it.. it's on them. They should fucking know me by now. I haven't changed in the 42yrs i've been on this earth. The person they see today is the same dude as yesterday.. and will be the same tomorrow. I'm done apologizing for what I do.. I'll just say.. if something I do or say offends you.. then I'm sorry I OFFENDED you.. I'm not sorry for anything I do or say. I'm me.. if you don't like it.. oh well.. it sucks to be you because I am fucking awesome. OK.. i'm done!
alot has been on my mind regarding my job..this past month. We have had a slow period..not enough patients..etc.Some due to Doctors going on vacation..etc.. Anyways, this is first time in 19yrs I have seen it this bad up there. We have been combining with the medical floor. I was beginning to wonder if we were even gonna have jobs. Anyways, got called by my boss today. She wanted to let me know what was going on. I guess they plan on having us be a small unit..with just 10 beds. We will be open monday through friday and what few patients we have left on friday we will move to medical floor. She was asking me if I was willing to work 12hr days. I will only have to work 2 days a week instead of 3. I will not have to workweekends...and lesser holidays. I said it sounded wonderful. Although I am sure my paycheck will notice the difference. Will not be making the extra 2 dollars a HOUR. on the weekends...or the shift diff working evenings. Anyways..all in all it sounds go
Oh..before I Forget...
I hope you enjoy the new bf..aka the flavor of the week. Well until his credits and money runs out. Then you can troll looking for another sucker to leech off of. It kills me knowing that I opened up to you. Told you things. Cried to you. Listened to you. Stayed up late to talk to you..even though i had to get up in a few short hours. And for what? So you can just leave a distant cold comment in my sb and then block me? Or how i TOLD you my mother isn't doing well numerous time...hence why I couldn't call you or take your calls. I'm sorry that my mother's health trumps saying hi on the phone. But you conviently forgot that. I love your selective memory. But perish the thought I didn't call you at a specified time and holy war would be waged. I'm sorry I called @ 10:30 as opposed to 10. Mea culpa.
I truly thought you were different. And in a way you were different. You waited and plotted to see if I'd spend $ on fake gifts for a fake person. I'm sorry that I didn't fulfill your fubar
Depressed is a bad illness i been battleling all my life i had a hard life to were i am now.Life Is What You Make Your Life On What U Wanna Make It.Bipolar is Bad As Well what i have and deal with... I Just Wanna Be Normal Like Other People. Doesnt Help When People Talk Behind Ya Back Becuz u R Homeless (((((Yes To Put This Out There I use To Sleep In A Car and Go On Wifi At Mcdonalds Thats Were I work at Now I cant Sleep In My Car Becuz It Got Repoed))))))) I dont Got a Place Im Trying My Best To Make It N This World Everbody Got There Days Well Today Is One Of Them Daysss...........
I have just been sitting here listening to music and thinking and look here is the deal! I am broken! i have been beaten talked down to cursed blamed and abused for nearly my entire life... by family friends and well guys who said they loved me... i get it i am not the most attractive person in the world and my personality can be a bit much sometimes but please! spare me! how my two worlds (online- RL) can be so polar opposite is beyond me!!! dont tell me what you think i want to hear, dont be nice for the sake of being nice, i know the truth... i am worhtless and will never amount to anything.... i cry myself to sleep nearly every night and why i feel the need to tell whoever feels like reading this that is beyond me... ya know i hear people tell me i am worthy of love but everyone that is supposed to love me have said they love me in real life they just hurt me .... if thats love you can keep it... i am so tired so worn out some days i just want to give up but i have to push through
Labor Day Sale!!!
I was in labor today 19 years ago...So, I'm running a studio sale!
BLOWOUT if you must...haha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOOGS! (no, she is NOT on fubar)
Come shop! Even the new stuff is discounted!!!
There is not a minute that goes by without an image of you bathed In pure light reflecting the beauty I see in you, inside and out. I think about you in every way, I imagine you lying next to me. The way thought puts me at ease and makes me feel a level of comfort that has since eluded me. And when I realize that you are still gone. I drop down once again, into that great chasm of sadness only comforted by the fact we will be together someday. See you soon my darling, I love you always
FYI Family- I will be dropping down to running 1-2 famps a week as opposed to 3+ due to financial things going on at work, and honestly, because the majority of my family does just that, IF that at all. And while there are some that run like a mofo, I understand if you need to make room for someone that gets more rates than myself or running more. Just please let me know before hand; it'll show youre maturity and I'll probably keep you in my family during my famps just for being so respectful.
Anyways. Back to the topic of my blog.
About a month ago I had a fam trade with two FAKE red people. Both are fumarried to one another. Someone got their panties in a bunch because their hubby bid on me in an auction; even though I had never spoken to him before other than a family trade. Later, I hear that she's talking shit about me and is pissed at him for bidding on me. Then I notice, she took me out of her family after we had a PERM TRADE and didn't feel the need to tell me.
Now. I don
Do For Ourselves
I've been watching the Preidendal race for the past few days and I'm so sad that it has come down to foolishness.
That people on both sides have taken a stand of blaming each party for the shape in which our nation has become.
It is understood that the canidates really are not speaking for the American people but for the special intrest.
First off let me state this-in this blog I'm going to try and not takes side (Dem-Rep or Ind) parites. However, I will take the side of the group to which I belong to and that is the working class, Nor am I a socialist or comminust. So, don't feel that I'm being Un-American.
Now thats out of the way lets start. For far too long we have become a group of cry babies. What I mean we The People have gotten lured into a false sense of right and wrong. That we depend on others to do what is right for us. For example believing the officals we elect will take care of all our problems. Yes they are elected to do a job but once they are elected then We The P
Bad things happen in threes.To prove my point, my airbrush's crown cap finally snapped after wearing down and locking up for months.The Royals have lost six in a row, they only need to win one game to secure third place.Daredevil is on TV.Seriously- fuck Ben Afleck and his hideous wife.The good news is I ordered a jumble of o-rings to replace the blown one, and while I was at it, I decided to buy a regulator (part of the compressor that allows me to control PSI) and a game I was going to buy anyway so I could qualify for free shipping. All indications are the new regulator will screw in easy on my compressor, managed to remove my current gauge and air trap today, but screwing it back on perfect... eluded me. It's kinda off-kilter, but still functioning, and not losing air. My bet is I can get the regulator on pretty good and seal it with epoxy or something without threading it too much/little.Just gotta wait til... Wednesday or so.*sits and rocks himself back and forth*well that ate up
http://www.hi5.com/tagged/carina51 check out this fucking cunt...she has ripped my pics and using them for fake profile...
Fu Girlfriend Application
BASICS: Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Phone Number:OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke?2. Do you like movies?
3. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
4. Favorite body part on you?5. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 6. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 7. Would u take me home to meet your parents?9. Do u have a specific body type that u like?10. If so wut is it? (fat, skiny, chubby, athletic,etc)?11.What would u do if i cried?12. If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
13. If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?14. Would u ever cheat on me? 15. Would u ever trust me? 16. Would you ever lie to me?
Copy & Paste.. Then fill it out and answer all questions truthfully
What Events Page Is All About
Welcome to the Orgy After Hours Events page! We will be posting all contest and events on this page. Whatever contest you would like to be apart of just leave a comment on that Promo Tag. Its easier that way to sign people up for the contest and keep track. We will also promote that contest in the status as well and it will be in the default album so people can comment on it easily. It will be open to the public for all to join in on th fun! After all, Fubar is a great social site and we host the hottest contest and events on a regular basis! Lets have some fun friends!!!
If anyone has any ideas for contest or events you can leave a comment here on this blog! We want contest that EVERYONE can join in on! The ladies have their special contest we run on a daily basis. Lets make more for ALL the fubar community to join in on and have loads of fun and the opportunity to win lots of bling!! Lets all have fun together and be respectful of one another!!
****If anyone is interested in
by Kenneth Matlock on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 8:11am
Life has truly come to a crash
My inner self is not but ash
A few still cinders burn inside
Those little voices within have lied
It's not alright it won't be soon
Staring endlessly into the moon
I see a face smiling back
Before the sky turns to black
Ripped away into the shade
Tossing in the bed I've made
I wish I had an ounce of strength
To make it through an entire length
I don't know how or why I should
If given choice are you sure you would?
It feels so heavy inside my chest
I was stupid to forsake the rest
All in the same basket to be crushed
Spend the rest of time feeling slushed
As you watch the goop drip down
Find your sorrow in which to drown
Another day just like the last
Another million in the past
It's just the way it ought to be
You with you and me with me...
Forever.. and into eternity.
Until I pass and come back haunting
Debutante Auction Theory
three good friends have already expressed disgust that i'm going to enter an auction, something i said i'd never do. the reason i changed my mind, is that Syn came up with a marvelous idea-- a Debutante Auction, only for those who have never been in one before. he's going to keep it clean, he's going to block creepers, and he's going to ensure we are all respected. also, some ladies are entering who i know aren't fu-whores, which makes me feel better, and even excited, about entering. and, like i like to say: we are, all of us, hypocrites. :)
i always say: i don't ask for anything, ever, from anyone, including hinting around for stuff i want. BUT, if someone wants to get me stuff, they may as well know what i want. no one is required to bid on me at all.
i do still have some moral cognitive dissoance about making flirtatious salutes for the winner. i have never sold my affections, making salutes for only those that i wanna. however, because Syn's goingn to not allow creepers, and i
R.i.p. Amanda Todd
RIP AMANDA TODD.
Thinking of suicide ? You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page, but decide it’s a bad way to begin your letter ~ your suicide letter. You try again, start over ~ again and again, but you don’t know where to begin. No one understands you; no one knows what you’re going through, you’re alone or at least that’s what you think. Nobody would care if you’re alive or not, you mean nothing to nobody.
It’s night, and you slip into bed. ’Goodbye’ you whisper into the darkness. And with that, you take your last breathe and end it all.No body cares, right? Well you thought wrong. It’s a Tuesday the following morning, and when it’s 7:21, your mother comes and knocks on your door. She doesn’
so i had a friend ask (FUCK IT, MY PHONE ONLY WANTS ME IN ALL CAPS)...MY FRIEND ASKED ME TO LINK SOMEONE TO A PICTURE. I DID. WHAT DO I GET? BLOCKED AND THEN ASKED WHY I DID IT AND COMMENTS ON MY PROFILE FROM HER CALLIN ME A BITCH AND FAKE PROFILES SAYING THINGS ABOUT MY MOM. I GUESS THE PICTURE HIT A NERVE....NOT THAT I CARE, BUT DAMN...ITS BEEN DAYS, GIVE IT A FUCKING BREAK!
Then the lights out right then! Nicholas quickly cut the ropes off her glistening body, and held her close, listening to her breathe. The kisses were sweet and delicious, and neither wanted the end of them. But in the dark, it was manual all the way, so, instead of the ropes and ties, they simply lie together, kissing and tunging everything that felt good. Sheri had his cock in her mouth, and her rolled to her so it could slide further inside, making her gag a little. Nicholas's tung was deep in her pussy in no time, and the two lapped and fingered thier way to multiple Orgasms. After a long time, the lights came back on, and both wanted a hot shower. The hot water woke them up a little, and Nicholas pushed her down onto her knees for more cock in her mouth. He loved a good blowjob, and Sheri was very good at it. Soon he was erect again, but this time it was Nicholas' turn to kneel, and his hot toungue suckled and softly bit her clitoris, and her lips. Sheri washed his face in her Juic
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Well.. it has been 2 years since i blogged on here... last time was in october... now its november.. close enough
it has been 3 years since i was seperated from my husband 2 and a half since my divorce...
Things are pretty good.
My cervical cancer hasn't shown back up so far...
i have had several other surgeries (2 on my foot, gall bladder, and tonsils) but am doing very well now.
I have a great roomie (two actually!) and because of that i have been able to start paying off those medical bills
my mustang got totaled 2 weeks after i paid it off but that was a blessing because the settlement paid off my house and put a down payment on my new car
my house is a disaster, but thanks to deacon (awesome roomie) it is slowly getting fixed!
my dating life is crap... but whatever
umm i dunno what else to say haha
November 11th Yikes
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R.I.P. Jake ♥ You always had a smiling face and that's how I will always rememeber you. You affected so many people with your genuine happiness and you will not easily be forgotten. You were truly the nicest, kindest, most happiest man I've ever been lucky enough to meet. You were so strong for so long but sometimes the body can only take so much. You are in a better place now where you don't have to go through so much pain anymore. We all miss you so much. My prayers go out to you and your family. May the Lord be with them in this time of sorrow. Rest in peace Jake. ♥ Never take anyone for granted you never know if they will be here tomorrow. Your never promised ;*(
Jake honestly was one of a kind guy he went through something some of us won't ever go through and he did it without ever losing touch with his true self and that makes him the strongest person I know!!! Such a fighter and so couragious!!!
There was never a day he wasn't smiling or cracking jokes or tryi
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Grandma's Vodka Cake Recipe
Wish I could take credit for this but I borrowed it from a FB friend. I just had to share it. Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the
Once, Twice, Three Times A Cheater
Well, I was with her for about 6 months. She always flirted with other guys, but I never said anything. She left and got with another guy three times. The last time, I was with her and a guy started to talk to her, and she told him that she was single. Then she walked off. I called it then. Now, she wants to get back with me.
Not no, but hell nah! Someone who is willing to be unfaithful to you in front of you is definitely going to spread her vagina behind your back. You also made her cheating acceptable by not telling her anything when she flirted.
And since I highly doubt her pussy is worth the possible STDs she will inevitably bring you, I'd run before that twat becomes radioactive.
There are plenty of respectable women in this world who won't be such a skank. Don't waste your time on the same chapter. The rest of the book is much better without her.
Dear Penis, After long consideration, I am going to decline your request for a pay rise for the following reasons; 1. Your shifts only ever seem to be about 10 minutes long 2. You fall asleep after each shift. 3. You always have to be simulated, you never seem to be self motivated.
4. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts. 5. You work place is always messy at the end of your shift. 6. You have been constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with to small, suspicious looking bags. Regards, Vagina
Gatorade Is My Bitch
I am a frequent peruser of the shelves at Big Lots, because I really hate paying full price for things if I don't have to. Yesterday's find was this 20oz. container of grape Gatorade G2 powder mix.
I normally would buy a 32oz bottle, of this before every bike ride for an average cost of $1.50 each. This canister was $5.00, and will fill my 24oz. squeeze bottle 32 motherfucking times. I'm not doing the conversion, but I'm saving a metric fuckton of pennies here.
This concludes the first installment of my new Cheap-Ass Bastard Chronicles blog.
To RubberxxDu...: you're a little big for 24
RubberxxDu...: I'm a little big...
RubberxxDu...: are you joking
To RubberxxDu...: I'm just trying to imagine you at 34...you'll be like a fucking hipo
RubberxxDu...: like you?
RubberxxDu...: have you ever looked in a mirror?
RubberxxDu...: probably took them all down tired of them breaking every time you walk by huh
To RubberxxDu...: ur so smurt
RubberxxDu...: yeah at least I can fucking spell
To RubberxxDu...: I thought fat girls had half a brain since they can't rely on their looks
Closing The Online Studio For The Arts N Craft Show
I'm a vendor in an Arts and Crafts show on December 9th. So, I will be closing the online studio for show purposes. Most of my items are one of a kind and I do NOT want to sell a duplicate of something. I figured this was the best form of action.
My artfire studio www.greeningdrivecreations.artfire.com will be closed from Wednesday December 5th through Monday December 10th. I will reopen the store on Tuesday December 11th.
I'm giving you notice in case there is something you've had your eye on. I can't guarantee it will be listed (available) on Tuesday December 12th, if it sells, it's gone.
I will be continuing to make/list product for the store/show throughout the weekend. (Dec 1st-Dec 3rd)
Read........ Is My Book...... Enjoy.....
She got up walked to the lady's room, she found herself touching up her red full lips. Christine was wearing a black tight fitting dress above her knees with black heels and her thick hair pull back in a french pony tail. She was standing there looking at her self feeling the loneliness come over her as always. This feeling comes and goes, she takes her self in one of the stalls and pulls up her dress takes off her laces black panties as they fall to the ground. She can feel the wetness on her fingers just thinking about the man playing pool she was turned on by him. She was over whelmed just thinking about him as if he was there kissing her all over her body her knees shaking as she put her fingers deeper in side her wet pussie. She imagine he is inside her she closed her eyes and the room is spinning out of control just then she here's the bathroom door open....... bY cHristine ....
Holiday Help Please
You can make a difference with just $5.00, if 10 of my friends donate, that is $50 more to give a family Christmas..this was posted from an old friend of mine in Denton, please help if you can. Happy Holidays!PattiRipped from Shannon A
Shannon Adelman Browning From Amanda Goldstein, To my everyday elves.....the phone conversation I had with the parents of our needy family today was heartbreaking. Apparently there are 3 kids, not 2. Two girls, one nine, one seven, and a four year old little boy. The parents were utterly speechless when told that they had been chosen as a "special Santa project" family this year. When asked what to get the kids, the mom's only response was, "My children need clothes". Soooooo.....needless to say I am more amp'd to help than ever. I'm thinking since time is of the essence what might be easier is for everyone, who is willing, to donate to a Paypal account I have set up for this fund. That way I can go shopping with the amount received
Putting It Together
Putting it together, this so called blog
Peacing in my head, just like a notebook log
Dont know what to say
I was playing on fubAr earlier in the day
building up my likes, my fans, my rates
but in real life I have no time for dates
chillin with my sister taking some photos
all the while im just wigglin my silly toes
i have fun doing all of this anyways
so ill do it till im bored at the end of my days
26 New Angels
26 New Angels
In the night sky
not too far
26 New Angels now stand
as shining new stars.
They left for school one morning
with smiles on their face
it was somewhere they thought
was supposed to be a safe place.
26 Angels who used to teach and play
then in an instant
would all be taken away.
An unspeakable act,
just a few moments of terror
the act of a coward took away
26 New Angels, that 'til then
knew no fear.
Though they were the children
they taught us a lesson that very sad day,
Love every day you have
'cause in an instant
it could all be taken away.
Look out to the night sky
wherever you are
26 New Angels now stand
as 26 new shining stars.
So I'm kind of tired of people bitching. Which is what I'm doing now, yes I know.....Hello pot, I'm kettle.
Now I will continue. I've seen so many people bitch and complain about what they gave us as gifts on here. Really? You're going to get bent out of shape over IMAGINARY gifts.....pixels? Wow. Some people.
The only thing that I don't think that is/was fair is that everyone got the same gift, no matter what level they are. I think that the higher the level you are, the more you should have gotten. Even if it was just more fuBucks or an extra day blast. I dunno.
But when it gets down to it, it doesn't really matter. They didn't have to GIVE us anything. I think they should just take the gifts back if they complain.
Greedy sons of bitches.
It's Nothing Dirty! Just Read It, Youll Laugh
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is."Boy- "I have a baseball."Man- "That's nice."Boy- "Want to buy it?"Man- "No, thanks."Boy- "My dad's outside."Man- "OK, how much?"Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."Man- "Yes, it is."Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"Boy- "$750."Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
Speshal Friend Request
Blood Sucker41 minsHow can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will always know and feel this I will always hug, kiss and love
Not So Funny
Court voids rape conviction because woman not married
I admit to feeling a little smug reading this headline wondering what backwards land this took place in. The frontpage gangrape death in India has lead to more in depth stories about the plight of women's issues and wholesale corruption in Indian society. Barely a week goes by without a story about violence and oppression in Muslim countries. So I wondered where did this story happen. This story that harkens back to rape being a property crime against the man instead of a violent crime against the woman.
Any feeling of moral (or legal) highground went out the window when I saw what far fetched outdated 16th century land that this court case took place in. California.
A reminder that outmoded laws and ways of thinking are not something you need a passport to be a part of.
About a month ago, I had a meeting with some local (New England) media officials. Subsequent to the events of that meeting, I was offered a unique opportunity, which may grow into something significantly greater. I cannot discuss the details of the opportunity, other than to say it involves a new outdoor show. I was given a few weeks to decide whether or not I wanted to take this offer or not.
Part of the decision lies with the added burden of teaching and guiding that I have now. I struggled to decide how I would try to fit this in to my schedule. Ultimately, I decided this morning, that I would accept this opportunity, and run with it. This does mean, however, that I will likely have significantly decreased Fu time, if any at all.
This may possibly be goodbye, I don't know. For those of you who have my contact information, I will do my best to stay in touch. Those of you who do not have my contact info, but would like it, let me know in the next few weeks. Thanks!
What a wonderful weekend, a well deserved weekend. I finally took time for me. My hormones are OVER active...Have thought about sex all weekend. Being single, I tend to spoil myself when pleasuring myself. I set a mood with the blacklight and music and I know just how I wanna feel...desired and sexy. There are times that a quick couple strokes of clit will take the edge right off....but then you have moments like this. You need the touch, you need to be devoured, You take care of yourself...you control the amount of pressure that you massage your breast with or rub your clit. It's your orgasm. Dream a little bit...It takes some imagination to conjour up someone making love to you slow and gentle with the passion rising and the heat building to the point you wanna fuck like an animal.. I have pleased myself many times this weekend, but still have heat in the loins and a void.
Just recently tried the relationship thing after losing my mate 3 years ago. Not for me at this time..
Hotd 1/24/13 The Slow Simmer.
93-year-old man allegedly stabs wife, 95, to death
because eventually enough is enough.
Just to let you all know.. that at the end of July my daughter and I are going to be homeless.. we just got our eviction notice from the house.. and I havent a clue what's going to happen... if I have to go away, I will miss you all greatly.. and it's been fun.
LIFE CAN BE WAY U MAKE OUT OF AND LIFE IS WHAT IS U CANT CHANGE THE PAST OR PRESENT OR FURTURE BUT U CAN MAKE LIFE WHAT U WANT OUT OF UR SELF NOT OTHER WANT U WANT BE. LIFE CAN BE HARSH AT TIME THAT U THINK IT GOING TO END BUT U HAVE TO PICK UR SELF UP AND MOVE ON. LIFE CAN BE THE ONE TO ENJOY AND FUN WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT IS AROUND. LIFE CAN BE ROUGH AT TIME BUT U HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH IT . LIFE U HAVE GO THROUGH ONE STEP AT TIME U CAN NOT SIT WONDERING HOW CAN I DO THINGS DIFFERENT . LIFE CAN BE ONE OF THOSE THING U HAVE TO LEARN WHILE U GROW FROM KID TO ADULT . LIFE IS WAY MAKE OUT OF NOT UR FRIENDS OR FAMILY..................................
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So, So cold, lets cover up and see a old movie. Love is in the air. Call for take out.. I think it's snowing. Blowing you kisses all night. I do, I do, I do love you on this snow'y night. Let's go out side and make snow angles. Call them love angles. Let's write our names in the snow so I won't for get you my love. End the night with a long hug good bye. Snow falling with love in the air this night. As she see his foot prints fade away in the snow as he walks away this snow'y night. bY LoVe GiRL "True Love on a winter night"
YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:You know what a "burnout" is.You know what "Sike" means.You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".You know who Tina Yothers is.You wanted to be a Goonie.You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.You know who Max Headroom is.You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.You could breakdance, or wish you could.You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power"Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.You wanted to be on StarSearch.You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's
The Dance Of Submission Part 1
As the sun glistened though the window blinds it fell softly on her face. She stirred a little from the soft warmth on her cheeks. She looks so precious when she sleeps. Last night was one of the best nights we had together. We took our relationship to a new level, one that even I have never experienced. Feeling her unleash herself to me, giving me all of her, was the most erotic feeling. She presented herself to me so graciously that I almost didnt recognize the woman before me. And as she lays here next to me, all I can think about is this great gift she gave me, and a smile appears on my face. Her eyes flutter open and she sees me smiling down at her, and she smiles also. "Good morning darling, and why are you smiling?" as she leans up and kisses me. "Good morning my precious, just recalling last night", I say as I lean down and softly kiss her forehead. She lets out a small chuckle, "Oh is this so, well yes, last night was one of the best nights of my life.""As it was mine", I repl
Scam / Con / Wackjob? ... You Make The Call
Here's a couple of blogs related to a "scammer" or con job or whatever he's doing. If you're into this kind of thing you might want to take a look to make sure you don't have the same problems these ladies have. And also, if you have anything to add, feel free of course.TGIF!..
I honestly haven't had the time to actually look, but based on the comments floating around there, something's going on. At what level or scale, I really have no idea. Just remember kids, proof is always > drama. Peace.
Three Senile Old Ladies
I'm trying to remember and translate this so...if it ain't that funny..blame my English lol
Mato decided to invite her friends Leni & Toula over for dinner. But because she knew she forgets things, she decided to set the alarm to go off so that she's reminded to offer them coffee, dinner and desert.
Leni and Toula arrive and shortly after the alarm goes off. Mato says 'Oh my, would you like some coffee?' and goes to get it.
Soon after they've had their coffee the alarm goes off again and Mato says 'dear me, I never offered you coffee!' and goes to get the coffee.
A bit later, the third alarm goes off and Mato says 'well, let's have some coffee, shall we?'.
Leni & Toula leave Mato's house and on their way home Leni says to Toula ' What about that Mato, huh..never even offering us coffee?'...to which Toula replies 'Is Mato still alive?!!'.
P.S. I swear, it had me laughing ON THE FLOOR for about 5 mins. I laugh each time I try to tell it and I'm laughing
I have hunted many ‘O ponies in my day and have put a lot of time into pony hunting...I can pretty much find a pony at any given time. If you would like my assistance with ponies, I am happy to help. If you want me to do the work for you to help you level, then I am happy to give of my time and efforts in exchange for what I need to level.
I DO NOT polish those who say “Do not polish”. NEVER. I treat all pony owners as they wish and have never, and will never, be disrespectful of that.
I DO NOT sell pony times or a list. That’s a funny term when you think about it really. Being as ponies have a mind of their own and there is never an “exact time”. A window of time, yes. You have to be quick to catch them. But it’s not an exact science. Just when you think you’ve got the time down…they’ll fool you! That is part of the fun…and that is what makes it a “game”. No one person can ever monopolize a
Drop Kick Me Jesus
Drop Kick Me Jesus
Married life today
just ain't what it seems,
the nightmare began
with the girl of my dreams.
Drop Kick Me Jesus
through the goal post
of life, I just lost my job
but can't seem to lose my wife
she took all I had, and still she wants more
that's what I get for marrying that whore.
When we first met
it was love at first sight
but my glasses were broken
and it was late at night.
We rushed to the church
and when I said, " I Do!"
I suddenly realized
my whole life was through.
As we left the church
I knew I was doomed,
when I got into the limo
she hopped on her broom.
So I took her to court
in hopes I'd be free
now I got the cable bill
and she got the t.v.
But the judge wasn't finished
and said " wait there's more,
she get's the house, you get the doors."
Drop Kick me Jesus
Warning To All Women With Nsfws
One of those things you don't think could ever happen to you...
Apparently someone had saved all my old NSFW pictures from before I was smart enough to put locks on them. Yes, I'll admit, I was wrong to post nude pictures of myself in the first place..
anyway, this sleezeball posted my pictures on a porn site. I don't know what I exactly I did to them to make them want to ruin my life...but this thing includes links to my Facebook and Twitter. My pictures are several years old... I am a different person now than I used to be. I'm a mom now..and this whole situation is making me physically ill... just be cautious when posting pictures. You never know who might steal them.
You Stood By Me.
YOU STOOD BESIDE ME
You stood beside me
through bad times and good,
you understood me better
than I ever could.
You stood beside me
when I sometimes cried
for a brother firefighter
that heroicly died.
You stood beside me
when times were rough
'cause you understand
a firefighters life
can sometimes be
a little tough.
You stood beside me
through the laughter & the tears
you stood beside me
for over years.
You did for me
what no-one else could,
and now it's my turn
let me stand beside you.
Have you ever suspected that I hate you but you weren't sure and you were too afraid to ask? Well I can help. If you answer yes to any of the following questions you can rest assured that I do in fact hate you.
Do you breath air?
Do you exist?
Do you know me but we've never had sex?
Congratulations, I hate you!
Okay okay, that last one was a trick question, even if we had sex I'd still hate you.
I Am An Elephant
I AM AN ELEPHANT
I AM AN ELEPHANT - Stu Bykofsky
I was not born for your amusement any more than you were born for mine.
If you see me in the zoo, and especially in the circus, which arrived here yesterday, I am not there willingly.
I was kidnapped and carried far, far away from my home and my family. I might have been an adult, but was more likely a baby when captured. Some "brave" hunter might have killed my mother - who could be dangerous - and sold me to a zoo or circus as an orphan.
Elephants have large families, as you may know, each headed by a female. When a female is born into the family herd, she never leaves.
Closely and happily, we travel together, eat together, play together, rest together. For elephants, every herd is a "village" in which the baby is cared for by its mother, and her sisters, and her mother. Being connected to family is as much a part of our being as our floppy ears. It harms us to be separated from our family. Can you understand that?
You & Me
For the past 2 weeks we have not had a lot of time to spend with each other. We know that the love is still there, but we haven’t had much communication. We don’t have a lot of time between us, due to work and school. The little things that are starting to take a toll on our relationship. Me leaving my wet towel on the bathroom floor. You leaving your make-up on the bathroom sink and your bra’s all over the place. Me not hugging you while we sleep and you not letting me kiss you properly. Just little pecks on the cheek, not exactly anything to get the romance flowing. Last week I brought you flowers home, and you just left them on the dining table, and let them die.
I noticed the romance dying, the eroticism is no longer there and we are almost like roommates now. You say you still love me, and you even got upset when I suggested we break up, but it still hasn’t done enough to rekindle anything between us.
I have decided to fix it, at what ever cost. Tonight,
I dug upYour lettersfromthe mortuaryof my nightstandBehemoth pilesmocked mewith it'sobsidian printBoldCruelEach envelopeI fingeredrippled my heartwithearthquakesas the subterfugeof verbsdestroyed meCovered the RaveninDustLike clockworkI follow sickprotocolShoving and screamingthem backto the tombof my drawer Aching for releaseBut Iamcursedto hold onfor just onelastread
Some people really amuse me greatly. The level of patheticness and obsession on this site is really sick.
Here's the thing for those that haven't caught on yet.I dont CARE about being red. I'm working on my lifetime rank. If I end up red each week because of it, so be it. If I don't, oh well. I don't care. But I think it's been incredibly eye opening to see how many people have booted me since I started being red again, without having the balls to say shit to my face about taking me out.
I have a life off of Fubar. I have bills to pay. I work with my mentally disabled adults 17-24 hour shifts and I don't make shit for pay for it but I love my job. I do NOT have the money to run 7-10 famps a week, along with another 7-10 boomies and rockstars and happy hours to get more attention. And I certainly do NOT have the time to sit around on the computer all day every day to ensure my rank is nice.
When I do a PERM TRADE with someone; its a perm fucking trade. It's not a "hey you run 100 fam
The Sapphire Princess
When round in the Moon lit mist of MayMid woods and in shadows long and grayShines a twilight mist all pale and plentyAs the Sapphire Princess slips down her Moon gantryTo dance with her court in a fairy's forayAnd celebrate summer in advent sashayFestooned in presque' flower and scented trimerousTheir fairy recital resounds with a chorusSpry foot, hand in hand, the dancers all circleThey'll ply for her favor, bedeck her in tendrilShe'll titter and wink, her suitors she'll nuzzleAroused by dandelion nectar, and trufflesWhence all in such fashion attentions go absentInconnu might steal up to glimpse on a momentThe petite exhibition, while cloaked in low branchesBut, concealment's no safety at May Fairy DancesWhen daylight returns, the formenter can't transient
I though it's time I try and run my 1st contest.
Pick a Suitcase
The rules are very simple, pick a suitcase in my contest folder..One person per suitcase.
Entry fee is 5 credits. (used for the prizes)
Someone can win a God Mode, Boomies, BigBoom. Cherry bomb and various other blings various credits worth, (lots of blings to be won
there will also be altruize , fubucks, picture rates, family adds when I run famp.....lots of different things to be won...
So pick your suitcase and the best of luck to everyone.
Contest closes when last suitcase is gone.
The suitcases are number and I already have a blog (private for now) that tells what each prize will be,
What have you got to lose everyone is a winner!!!
Angelina Jolie Has Done Something Extraordinary
In publicly discussing her double mastectomy, the actor has challenged the celebrity industry to rethink its bizarre values – and she has done all women a huge service
By Hadley Freeman
Of course, Angelina Jolie is not the first actress to have had a mastectomy, that most medical of terms referring to the removal of at least one of the anatomical attributes that actresses are expected to hoik up for the sake of their career. In fact, off the top of my head, I can name four: Christina Applegate, Olivia Newton John, Lynn Redgrave and Kathy Bates have all publicly discussed their mastectomies.
Nor is she the first to have a preventive double mastectomy: Sharon Osbourne (not an actress but very much a woman in the public eye) announced only last year that she had one after discovering, as she told Hello! magazine, that she had "the breast-cancer gene".
Yet while Jolie may not be the first, she has done something that is – by any standards – pretty extraordinary and br
Why can't people just be happy with what they have, while they have it. When you try to turn something special into more, you change the mixture or the context. Some things in life are meant to be fleeting. Don't try to hold on to something that wasn't meant to last. And stop worrying about when you might lose it. Worrying, wondering or trying to change it, could shorten the lifespan of something wonderful. Accept that you may not get to keep it, and love it with all you can while you have the opportunity. If it's not meant to last, there's nothing you can do but try to prolong the inevitable. If it is meant to last...... It Simply.... Will.
Our Heartbeats Synced In Rythmn...
the echo of your footfall signals you are neari long to feel your breath tickle against my ear to have our fingers clasp and wrap togetherand feel the strength of love broke neveras we stroll along while lost in raptureby these thoughts of ours together capturedand we sing in tune from me to youa whispered ballad of love so truewe feel our souls as they entwineand merge as one, yours and mineit's a feeling we get, we can't let goand no one can take this love we knowwe come together and we just feel themour hearts as one, they beat in rythmnand you are mine and i am yoursand if nothing else, of that i'm sure
We as human being go through many test in life. Our patience,knowledge our strengths and weakness but very rarely does our friendships get tested. When this test comes along thats when you know whether or not if you had passed. Take a moment to think back to all your pass friendships, did either of you became angry at the other and realize that you can forgive each other or did you continue to hold grudges. Did either of you became the bigger person and said I'M SORRY LETS MOVE ON PASS THIS? If you got pass the anger and moved on then you passed the test. If you or the other person stayed angry then two things happen: 1- You still hold on to the hurt 2: That was a friendship that wasn't meant to be. Either way just take comfort in the knowledge that you found out before things got of hand. Life too short and take care of yourself.
Ignorance And Revenge A Great Combination, What Can I Do?
Does it ever end?
In almost every picture I have posted on here, I am told I am one of those women beside myself. Why is that? Now I am hearing as well as others that now I am my mom, or should I say the woman that raised me. Are you telling me I am too pretty to be on this site? I am not conceded by no fucking means but at the same time I know I am not ugly, but I am also not all of that with a bag of chips. I am just me and for being that I am a FAKE. Really Mark?
I am not the type of person that looks at age or gender when I like someone or want to be friends with them or even have a relationship, to me age means more EXPERIENCE..
I have known Mark for well over a year now and all I heard from him was how much he loved me and wanted a life and children with me and how he wanted to start this life with me, and I constantly told him I could NOT return those feelings. He got so mad cause I could not forget or get over my BOO which is Orlando, even when I was mad at him. Every fuckin
So...today I've learned that eventhough my Mom was smart woman, she was completely wrong about our family. For YEARS she "swore" we were from Germany. Her logic was that "Jett" was a German name.....Nope. Here's what I found out::.
"The Jetts are of Welsh ancestry. William Jett, senior, came from Wales with his wife, shortly before the American Revolution, and settled on the Potomac river below Washington city. Heserved his adopted country as a soldier in the Continental army, being under the direct command of General Washington. His son, John Jett, senior, was born and reared in Franklin county, Virginia, and there he was married to Miss Sarah Smith; and from there they removed to Barbour county, near the year 1820, whereMr. Jett died in 1863, and where his son, John Jett, junior, the Otterslide pioneer, was born."
So...now I need to see if I can find any records about the American Revolution. I'm drawing a blank on anything else after William Jett. I'm thinking t
Making Love Outside The Norm; Achieving Seductive Originality
Originally posted on Feb 4, 2013
[Edited: Give it more color lol]
A passionate desire for a lover’s chance to seduce the one they love with a sensual dance. The fingers wander like snakes with lust through the embrace of love and trust. Everyone desires the role of being the greatest lover in bed with no sense of direction or idea on how to go ahead. Romantic ambitions lost without a compass or map, but an article to entice them to open up and unwrap.
After noticing the trending views for the sensualist perspective article, I am looking forward to providing some strategies on making Valentine’s Day extend for more than an entire 24 hours. This article will encourage your passionate minds to open up to originality and creativity. There is no age or experience requirement, however I do expect maturity and respect for everything you do to your partner. The main ingredients for these tactics are pure dedication and commitment. Push aside your insecurities, and discover each
Michael Douglas Says Cunnilingus Gives You Cancer But Is He Right?
Actors are often accused of being irritatingly reticent about their private lives – unwilling to satisfy fans' and journalists' curiosity about aspects of their life off the film sets.
But that's not something that can be said of Michael Douglas' latest interview, with Xan Brooks, for the Guardian. Asked whether he ascribed his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis to a lifetime of drinking and smoking, he replied particularly frankly:
"No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."
"I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
So, now that's out there, how much of it is true? Is oral sex linked to mouth and throat cancers? Is there a difference between the genders? And what can be done? We've dug into the
Amazing Isn't It
I mean...how quick the bouncers are to jump and throw their weight around when it comes to harmless cleavage avatars...flagged and pulled down the minute some loser reports them....but....report some fucktard for harrassment....potentially dangerous stalkerish people...and they say they dont get in the middle!!!WTFFFFFFF......why do we fucking have bouncers here? Oh yeah....to make going from page to page a fucking tedious pain in the ass with the retarded captcha...oh yeah fucking real important....how about ridding fubar of dangerous members who are fucking psycho stalkers!!! I repeat....WTFFFF!!!!
Need Some Feedback
Can anyone tell me this how in the hell can anyone said if you are in pain or not and trying to quite a habit that you have been doing for years and say you should be over the craving for a smoke Most of you know what is going on with me here now the Dr. tells me get rest and don't do any kind of hard labor for about 4 to 6 weeks because you need to build back up the lung after it collapsed this don't just happen overnight I am starting to get really pissed off here with someone
I had a tube in me for a week and after it came out I have a hole in that spot see Picture below
So should I just let it go?
Should I say something?
When Will This End?
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Today is the 150th birthday of my state. I know may people don't think much of this place, but it's really beautiful here. The people here are so nice, the view is beautiful, and we have so much history here. I wouldn't want to be from anywhere else. West Virginia will always be my home.
Here are some facts, if you're interested::.
• Jackson’s Mill is the site of the first 4-H camp in the United States. • The first state sales tax established in the United States went into effect July 1, 1921 in West Virginia. • Our New River Gorge Bridge is the second highest steel arch bridge in the United States. It is the longest steel arch bridge in the world. • The first major land battle of the Civil War was the battle of Philippi on June 3, 1861. • West Virginia’s memorial tunnel was the first in the nation to be monitored by television. • Coal House, the only residence in the world built entirely of coal, is located in White Sulphur Spring
People Are So Messed Up....
Dear friends ,family and fubar peeps, its been a while since i posted anything , but felt the need to get this off my mind ... like it , dont like it , read it ,dont read it, it dont matter to me this is for my own personal peace of mind ..... people come on sites for all kinds of reasons , some good , some bad , some just for the simple fact thier bored , i take personal pride in knowing the fact i do not judge a single soul , what ever floats thier boat , its thier life , BUT , when you play silly games with peoples hearts, lives, and feelings i t is just down right wrong and unforgiveable , If u want sex , love , friends , or games , thats all fine as long as the people you invite in knows what the game is and the rules sure thier a lot of people that or not happy with thier selfs and thier lifes , and it is sad they feel that way but it dont give them the right to hurt, inbrasses, or damage someone else,s self esteem, pride ,or feelings so the next time you feel the need to sin
Behind The Smile
Behind the Smile
Dark Latina Beauty
Stunning bedroom eyes
She walks into a room
Mesmerizes all the guys
Tall, lean and beautiful
A hearty laugh to die for
Who would ever think
She had anything to cry for
Tough on the outside
Yet tender is her heart
Elegant and street wise
A stunning work of art
Beauty to be envied
Other women scorn
Few can see inside
The little girl forlorn
Strong willed and confident
For everyone to see
Seemingly so powerful
She’s the life of every party
Dances far into the night
Raising toasts, all eyes upon her
Commanding the limelight
You’ll never see a crack
In that armor plating
Armed with hair of onyx
The men are salivating
Sparkling are her eyes
Each completely miss the prize
For none of them can see
The dark and lonely place
Hidden far behind her eyes
Outside she keeps on shining
Insides ready to unfurl
But no one really sees her
The frightened little girl
June 30, 2013
upon the face of a promise
these infractions of
a well-calculated reality
Manipulated by forces unseen
bend this way, and that
as you slowly splinter
Just as they had hoped
Pieces of a soul
they've asked you to barter
The exchange isn't fair
the truth is unrecognizable
No masters of craft
nor pride are to be found
when the wielders of power
demand, yet don't deliver
this freedom that doesn't exist
Or does it?
Like a woman in denial
about the abusive lover
She needs him
She loves him
He'll make it right, he'll do better
He swore he would
They feed you lies
to make you fat & lazy
they declare 'Change!'
But they don't reall
The Top Ten Signs That Tell You That A Woman Is Not Interested In You.
I have been on fubar for over 3 years now and I have learned to handle rejection from women pretty well lol
I have even learned their subliminal messages that indicate that they are not interested.
Some of these signs are obvious and some I hope you find entertaining.
#10 If she calls you a douchebag lol
#9 If she does not respond to your SB or PM.
#8 If she does not thank you for blinging her.
#7 If she acts like a Saint with you and a party girl with other guys lol
#6 If She never visits your page.
#5 If she tells you " were just friends" lol
#4 If she's a lesbian lol
#3 If she talks about having sex with other guys but never with you lol
#2 If she tells you to eat shit and die lol
and the #1 sign is If she says to you..... "Your so sweet" lol
"emily's Becoming My Slut"
She took in a deep breath and then cried out, "FUCK me Lee! FUCK my ass! I want your black dick inside my ass. Please. Do my Virgin ass right now!"
I didn't need to be told twice. My fingers quickly came out and i pulled my dick from her pussy. It was so moist that it would enter her ass without a problem. I positioned the tip at her hole and pressed forward. At the same time she pushed back and i suddenly disappeared inside her ass.
"YES!" Emily moaned. "YES! That feels so good! Oh Yeah! FUCK my ass Lee! FUCK it!"
I began pumping in and out of her. My hand reached around and began to play with her clit as i continiued my movement. I looked over my shoulder at the laptop still open on the table and noticed my wife sitting on the bed, watching TV. She was still naked and mindlessly playing with her breasts. i kept my eyes focused on her as i fucked Emily's ass. Soon i began to swell and she groaned as i stretched her even more. My cum blasted in to her ass, filling her with my ho
Tits & Ass
Such a pretty little face
Don’t you see?
Nothing that you are really matters
when they have no use
of anything but
eyes and appendages
Worry not for the layers
you yearn to be penetrated
you’re going about it all wrong
Don’t you know?
Nothing that you offer means more
than the body
they crave to traverse
the lips they desire to defile
Such a simple truth
yet you refuse to accept it’s bitter taste
Don’t you want?
Nothing that you can’t manifest
from the game
so well played
by those who understand the rules
Never really been much
For fitting into that mold
Copyright 2013 Ella Valentine
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce t
"i'm Not Done With Her Yet"
She groaned loudly and cried,"OH LEE! PLEASE, make me cum! I can't stand it!"
My tongue entered her again and my hand went back to work. My fingers massaged and squeezed her clit as my tongue sucked in her juices. She was verry moist. The bed under her was soaked. i had never seen a pussy as moist as she was at that point. It was incrediable.
Her body began to stiffen again, and i knew she was again close to climax. I pulled away . Emily began to pull at her cords, trying to free her hands, wanting to finish the job. Her body wiggled from side to side as she tried to lift her pussy up to my face. She could feel my hot breath on her moist pussy, and she wanted me to lick her just one more time. I knew that all my tongue had to do was touch her pussy, and she would gush.
Naughty night all you dare look into..."My Thoughts and Desires"
An Important Reminder
So everyone that knows me, knows I don't write a lot...I'm not your typical blog person nor a poet or anything of that kind. I do write when I have something to say. I mostly write about myself, my experiences , my friends, my feelings and stay true and honest to who I am.
I occasionaly delete my blogs when im bored with them and start fresh everytime..what can I say I like change. However, this time I think I'll keep this one as a reminder to myself and my best friend to stay strong when shit hits the fan. And since I can't offer a hug or ice cream or tissues...this seems like a good way to show I care.
Everyone has their way to overcome stuff and feel better , wether it be cleaning , cooking , some other hobby , yelling , eating, reading books or through music. Besides venting to me , Music and Writing are the things my best friend uses as therapy. You could say its her comfort zone where she shows herself in all aspects. I heard a song today, Its in hebrew its on my page ,
"the Debt "
Kathy was dreading Bobby's visit. She knew she had agreed to the contract but now that she was going to have to start paying up she was getting cold feet. They signed the agreement on the previous Thursday and his first payment was due. it was a Saturday. She busied herself cleaning the house and making things for them to eat. She backed and made potato salad and rosted a ham. most of her effort went into cleaning the house. She was washing a wall when the doorbell rang. She went to the door and opened it. It was only 2:30pm.
"Hi Bob. Com on in," she said and opened the door wide for him.
"I hope i'm not interrupting anything," Bob said looking at her bare feet, jeans and a T shirt with her hair pulled up under a bandanna.
"Oh, i was just doing a little clen up waiting for you to get here," she said
She still had the wet towel in her hand that she was using to wash the wall. She walked over to the bucket and dropped the towel in the water. "Would you like something to drink?"
Omg! Man,,....... Again? Lol
Oh the things you did to me this morning......You taught me the correct way to open my mouth despite the pain or awkwardness. I never knew I could do so much with my mouth, my lips, or my teeth...WOW!!! When you inserted your thing in my mouth, I was in shock with how well you moved it around without making me gag. You knew just where to put it! Just when the right time to let your fluid over-take my mouth... Everyone would be very jealous of your suction, it is intense and very satisfying. Left me very content and thanking God you were the one taking care of me the way you were. When you were finished inserting, injecting, sucking, I thought it was very gentlemenly that you did not have a problem when I wanted to spit. OH the things you did to me....You left me numb and anticipating our next encounter..... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> NOT BAD FOR A DENTIST APPOINTMENT, HUH?!!!
Time For A Break..
I just havnt been in mood for fu lately. Been super busy with working,, and not really feeling good in general.
I wwas sitting on here lastnight thinking,,why am I wasting my time sitting here. .when I really should get to bed..or
go take a nap. Anyways, seems lately everything I do on here..i get bitched at. I leave to suddenly. I dont say
goodnight.. I got to many admirers.. etc. Not only is my boredom taking over with the place... my friends are pushing
me away. I am sorry if I leave without saying goodnight. Things just happen. I cant take it . I try to be there for
my friends. Just seems its not enough. So..maybe..its time for a break. I know I cant just quit cold turkey...but
I think you will be seeing less of me.
These coy hazel eyes hide a heart so cold
They will capture your heart and steal your soul
And I will kill and good intentions you've ever had
I'll become the obsession that drives you mad
I'll be the poision you'll willingly take
I'm best and worst decision you'll ever make
I can fullfill your darkest wish
And torment you with your most twisted wish
I will tempt you with lust and affection
So you will will lose all sense of direction
I will corrupt any innocence left within your mind
I will destroy any sense of love in you I can find
I will feast upon your heart like a untreatable disease
So that you'll only suffer if you ever try to leave
You should have never trusted me....
Things I Want
I want to play with that body of yours.
I want to nip and kiss and lick you until you are squirming and writhing at each touch.
I want to feel the smooth skin of your breast cupped in my hand and your nipples hardening under my touch.
I want to kiss and suck and pull and twist them untill you moan deep in your throat.
I want to slide my hands over your body feeling your smooth skin and tracing your curves.
I want to trace the lace edge of your panties with my finger tips and then slide my hand down inside.
I want to slide my finger over your clit feeling it throb and pulse under my touch.
I want to bite your neck as I slip my hand deeper feeling your silky wetness on my fingers.
I WANT to feel you roll your hips attempting to penetrate yourself with me.
I WANT to cover your mouth with mine stiffling your sigh as I slide first one and then another finger into you.
I WANT to match the rhythm of my fingers with the rhythm of my tounge in your mouth; in, out, circling around.
Somethings Are Not Meant To Brush Aside...
i only spoke three little words
and spoke them because they're true
i had hopes that with an ear you heard
when i said that i love you
you chose to cast them to the side
and act as though i never spoke
this is not the first time, that you paid these words no mind
for often many mornings, you brushed them off as though i joked
i should have given weight to thought
and lent my eyes to what lie between the lines
i could have left those words unsought
and not stood here with my heartbeat dyin'
i should have known when a month had passed
and my words had long since been forgotten
that at my feelings you would shudder fast
and leave me feeling rotten
i took such care in how i chose to craft
and was so delicate with the words i chose
Updated Fubar App For Iphone And Android Available Now!
We recently released an updated fubar app for both iPhones and Android. We have fixed many of the bugs that you have complained about. Please download the updated versions and give us feedback.
If you experience any problems, please send me a message explaining what happened.
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Cock-juggling Thundercunts And Other Fake Goodness
(Updated 10/3/2013 with yet another SS of a fake default - see bottom of post)
In my seemingly neverending efforts to earn achievements and complete requirements, I have been obsessively polishing 100+ credit bling every chance I get for the past week, or so. I have managed to get myself blocked by at least two "friends" (one of whom, at one time, happily accepted my 70 million fubux donation toward the spotlight), because I polished their bling. Well, I assume that is the reason, since neither of them said a word to me at all. I should also mention that I do check status updates/profiles/names to see if polishing someone's bling is punishable by Fu-law.
At any rate, when I am on a polishing mission, I have at least 10 tabs open at once. I polish, I rate, I like, and I leave. The order in which I do these things is not always the same, and yes, that means I may not like or rate someone until after I polish their bling.
For instance, as I was polishing bling last night, I received
"a Story For My True Love Red Rose"
This is the moment i hate." Leaning up, she kissed him. "Don't get up. go in late," he said as she wiggled out of his arms and got up from the bed. "Hell, i'm greedy, call in sick."
Glancing over her shoulder, she gave him a smile as she headed to the bathroom to clean up and brush her teeth. "You know i can't do that, i have a meeting with the boos lady this morning."
Sliding off the red sheets covering his bed, he grabbed a pair of sweats from a chair and a t shirt. "She's your best friend, do a via telphone," he shouted to be heard over the running water.
Peeping around the door armed with her sudsy toothbrush, she said, "Yeah, right, i doubt that you'd leave me alone to conduct the call. O Ophelia and i are close, but the last thing i want is her hearing my boyfriend banging me."
Lifting his eyebrow, he smiled at her as he pondered the image of her words. Latasha wiped her mouth and tossed the hand towel at him.
"And you love it." He pulled her into his arms an
I'm All Alone
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
Remembering the way things used to be
I remember how you used to make me feel
I wish that you can be next to me
I'm all alone
My days are dreary, my nights are cold
You used to fill my heart with such warmth
Now, I wish that I could have you to hold
I'm all alone
Thinking about what I want to say to you
This poem is about how I feel
Without you, I don't know what I'd do
I'm all alone
My eyes are holding back the tears
I spend my days and nights searching for answers
I really wish that you were here
I'm all alone
Reminiscing on the good times that we had
Why did things fall apart between us?
I feel lonely, I'm feeling heartache, I feel so sad
I'm all alone
I miss you, I want you to understand that
I'm waiting by the phone
I miss the sound of your voice
I need you, I'm here all alone
It's a day at the beach
I have my clean folded towels
My beach bag consisting of sunscreen, sand toys, and a nice read
Search for the spot I always park in
Pay a dollar per hour for parking
There is an overly sized latina momma at the machine
Obviously having no clue how to put a dollar into it
I help her, she seems annoyed that I helped
Finally gets the fuck out of my way
I'm at a 5% angry zone
Then I put the ticket in the window
Step out onto the sidewalk
Look for a quiet empty area on the sand
Don't mind a long walk to establish a territory
The sandals catch the particles, so I remove them
They have failed to protect my feet properly
I am at a 10% fucking hate you sandals mood
Finally reaching my destination
I fan my towels out to lay down
The wind catches the corners
Messes up the entire perfection of my placement
I am cursing the breeze
I'm at a 50%
Open my book
Read a page er two
A Note To My Friends & Foes
I know I haven't written for a few days but this has been praying on my mind. I've been on this site for almost 7 years, I've seen people come an go , I've witnessed drama and sometimes have been the cause of it. It seems like we get caught-up in fu-world and forget whats really important. People is what really counts , their friendship , their respect and the need to relate to other human beings .
I realize that I come off as a sex-crazed Lady of the Night , but if you ever met the real Gina (which is Eugenia ) you would laugh , I am conservative , a little bashful and have very deep views on life and the after-life. I would give a helping hand to any who requested help from me , no matter the race or creed. We all bleed red , we all have had joy , pain and love. And we all have felt insecure at times. That makes us human. And by God , we all need to feel loved by someone. Now I choose the Art of Love because I feel that sex and having intense orgasms is needed in all our lifes. We
Still Waiting & Not Happy!
So November 1st isnt coming fast enough!!! I recently realized I was way more limited than I thought I was.
Upon taking my son on vacation I also realized, I cannot walk up hill, can't ride most rides and the saddest of all, I cant swim :(
I wasnt aware of the hills cause I live in NM and there arent any and I hadnt tried to swim since before the epidural attempts.
Swimming proved excruciating!!!! I was soooo saddened. I couldnt ride any of the belly slides @ Wet & Wild either :(
All of my time on vacation was spent either sitting or in a scooter I was forced to rent cause my legs wouldnt cooperate.
The kids had a fantastic time but it would have been nice to have some fun with them instead of just watching from below.
On November 1st when I FINALLY get to see the damn doctor, Im demanding an EMG! These ppl have no concept of how bad it is cause Im not begging for pain pills like the other junkies they see.
If they wont do the EMG, Imma do whatever it takes to get insurance to a
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Dj Iceman Roxx
Just because my name is white doesnt mean I'm any different then anyone else on here. I asked for things only when I need them. I dont beg for anything unless after weeks of asking I have gotten nowhere. People wonder how to get further in the game. Well it seems you only need a VIP to make it far. I help everyone I can. When asked for family adds even though you have never done a fucking thing for me I add you. Even add other people who were never my friends because you are and ask me to. Do I get anything in return.? Not usually. I do certain things for people. And most times it goes unapreciated. But fuck who cares anyway. I'm not important right? I don't ask for you to talk to me. But if I do something for you then at least acknowlege it. If I do something for you then it means I took my time and thought you were important enough for me to do it. Even money for that matter. If I buy you bling or a VIP or anything else on here it's because I wanted to and I felt like it and you we
Jerkoff Hall Of Fame
Fu is supposed to be a community where people help each other out so that everyone can move up...It's not all about who is running what or who can buy what bling for whoever... simple things such as a Rate, a Like or even Fanning someone in return shouldn't be a big deal...all it costs is 3 seconds of a person's time and it benefits both members because there are various achievements that can be gained...
Now 99 out of 100 times, its a simple exchange with courtesies exchanged and then maybe a new friend...but there is always that 1 asshole that decides it's his/her job to be the biggest dick they can possibly be without reason...So with that said, I am going to start of collection of the douchebags I come across...Enjoy...
To Desdinova:Fanned/Rated/Liked you...mind fanning me back please??
Desdinova: fuck all the way off douchebag....no one solicited your attention on my page so stop your gay begging
To Desdinova: no need to be rude about it...i wasnt in anyway offensive.
mmm getting him to have foreplay before the sexual act. Being a woman I learn many ideas from listening to him ( person I'm naked with) but how does an experienced man get all his ideas ?
How do you eat an apple? Do you take a bite from the side and then throw away the core? Yeah, me too. But did you know you're eating it wrong? Yeah, I didn't either. Watch this video...you'll be shocked :)
If this doesn't work, I'll put the video in the comments.
Hh And Achievement
I am trying to simultaneously perform both my remaing level requirements Monday at 2 PM PST which are a HH and getting 1000 likes in a day. The second part will be the challenge since I generally get 15 likes a day. It took 4 rockstars and a few mumms to get the 500 in a day badge last time there was a level requirement, Any help drumming up likes Monday would be appreciated.
Sir Edward & Katherine
Looking at the stark beauty of the English moor , the mysterious gypsy with long curly haired gazed across the rolling green searching for the handsome Englishman .She was so afraid he wouldn't come but he had promised , his dark eyes held sparkles that rivaled the stars and I was waiting for the moon to rise , he was suppose to be here . About that time the hoof beats of a white stalion came pounding across the field and her heart skipped a beat and she held her breath , as he got closer she saw it was indeed Edward . " Sir Edward " I eased back closer to the rocky cliffs , stood a little straiter , ran my fingers through my wild hair , smoothing my gauze shift , and waited . He wasn't a pretty man but by god he had more sex appeal than the average gentleman. I met him by acident when I had wondered too far onto the moors and was hopelessly lost , I found a flat rock to sit on and thought what a hell of a mess I was in. When this horse back rider came around the bend and saw me , I
Ranking And Leveling
Ok let me start out by saying ty to my wonderful family, including my perm boosters, I would have never have gotten this far in the game with out your help, and hard work and dedication iv felt so honored knowing that you have cared enough to work as a team to get me to my goals of top ten and even pushing me further too #1 truly from the bottom of my heart ty all so very much, My real reason for writing this blog is that it has come to my attention that if you are not a level 57 ranker you should step down from the ranking game, ok for one I agree if your already at your 58,59 level yes it would be the right thing to do and help out, their has been a few people not naming names, that cant keep my name out of there shout boxes or referring me to a (NEW BREED OF RED) in some specific blogs, that they feel me at level 56, and on the verge of 57 should stop ranking and fall off the grid, but before you people talk your smack and say your insulted by my family members still running me, you
We're All Strange Inside
from annie proulx's the shipping news. (no plot spoilers, i promise.)
...Quoyle didn't believe in strange genius. Feared that loss, the wretchedness of childhood, his own failure to love her enough had damaged Bunny. "Why don't you just wait, Nephew. See how it goes. She starts school in September. Three months is a long time for a child. I agree with you that she's different, you might say she is a bit strange sometimes, but you know, we're all different though we may pretend otherwise. We're all strange inside. We learn how to disguise our differentness as we grow up. Bunny doesn't do that yet." Quoyle exhaled, slid his hand over his chin. A feeling they weren't talking about Bunny at all. But who, then? The conversation burned off like fog in sunlight.
if i can get more than, say, two of you to read the book, let's have a drinking book club meeting and discuss, k?
Banner Codes For Promoting
These are codes being used to promote me or that I am using to promote my bestest friends and fam with what they are up to. These can be placed in the about me or used as profile comments.
Code to promote me
The First Time
The First time i saw you
There was no way i could forget
Everything about you stayed with me
With you'er voice in my head and sent on my mind
When we met i couldent belive
You truly are the man of my dreams
Everything i say is true
You'er the love of my life
And now i blong to you
But please never give me away..
Hi everyone this is so kewl..wow he add m more features, this site rocks and inproves eveyday, rock on love always Gloria
So I can rant and rave on here and not everyone has to be bothered w/ my musings!!!
Brittany - Britt
Saxxy - Saxxy
Melissa - Mel
Krystal - Krystal
Alexis - lexie
Mike - t-bo
Brandy - Babygirl
Francisco - babyboy
Kevin - gmz
Chris - iceman
Crystal - Cryss
Claire - clariem43
Nemoa - Neo
Ariel - ari-friekin-el
Hietu - Dexy Philipina (RIP)
Sheila - Serenity
Courtney - Starlette
Sarah - Kongy
Krystal - harpiegirl
Christa - theShowgirl
Kay - Sketel Boom
Bari - b to the k
Lexi - lexiynm
Anwanur - FMP
Kim - MYLF
Sammie - lips of an angel
Lauren - Laurenbabe420
Sabby - ninjasabby
Ressa - Dollface♥
Angie - Breezy
Rachel - Raindrop
Melissa - Melkins
Alex - ♥ Airdnaxlea ♥
Jo - Ic Baby Ice
Jen - sugasuga
Mel - Melikins
You guys are wonderful and are like my second family. You rock :)
We now have bloggy capabilities. This excites me. Yay blogging! *happy dance* And these can be rated and commented too! Just one more reasone to love the LC. Leave me love people!
You Know Your A Kajira When.....
... you forgot what panties feel like.
... you have bigger calluses on your knees than on your feet.
... foreplay to you is tying your hair into a knot.
...it gives you goosebumps when the man at the customer service counter tells you "no" in a firm voice.
... you cannot serve tea in less than twenty different steps.
... you respond "Yes, Master!" to your boss when he tells you to do something.
... you cannot cum without permission.
... your thigh muscles protest when you close your legs.
...begging has become second nature.
... the term "being used" no longer has a negative connotation.
... you overhear someone utter the word "slut" and you think they are talking about you.
... the term "slut" used in reference to you makes you all warm and fuzzy inside.
... you have forgotten that "juicing" is what you do with oranges.
... your head doubles as a resting spot for beer.
... you mix third and first person in both text and speech.
... you will
Under age sex: getting worse and worse by the day, it seems. It's bad enough that high school kids do it, but middle school? C'mon! You know, on the news a while ago, there was a bit about two middle school kids that got caught having sex underneath a desk in a science room at the front of the room, during school! How bad is that?! McDonald's is going to have to start putting condoms in happy meals and birth control in vending machines at the rate we're going. And you know the best part about all of this? The parents blame it on television. Now, let's think about this. When was the last time you saw any sexual content on Nickelodeon or the Disney Channel? Never, as far as I know, and if there was, WHERE THE FUCK WAS I? And parents sure the hell can't blame it on video games anymore. I haven't seen one video game that tells kids to have sex. And, if there was such a game, there would have to be an adult to buy it for them, eh?
You know what I think it is? Bad parenting. Yep, I said i
Ummm Whatever Comes Up
Ok so this is my first blog and im going into this not knowing what the hell im about to say.So bare with me ok?Well i guess i can talk about some of my experiences on LC.I hate when guys ask me join my family so they can c my private pics.And then get mad when i say no like i fuckin owe them something.Its only pics u want have me and im not about to give u something to jack off to tonight.Then other douche bags wanna post bullitens sayin i dare u to give me ur number.Yeah right so u can go 2 real pages and get my address and kill me HELLLLLL NOOO! And for those of u who do it dumb azzzz!well thats all for right now.OOOOO please dont tell me when u post new dick pics i dont want 2 see ur saggy magnum dicks for those of u who dont know what a saggy magnum is then u either are one or fuckin one lol...LATA MUAZZZZ
My Inner Most Secrets Revealed
Like im gonna post my personal shit up on lostcherry.Get the fuck out of here.Go turn on a god damn tv and put on some horrible reality show if you want to be entertained by others life experiences or go turn off your computer and get some of your own.Now with that aside thanks for finding me interesting enough to open this blog and read what I had to say.I guess I take it all back youre cool after all. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
So Tell Me!!!!
YOU KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE YOU MEET ON THE NET YOU CAN SAY THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD ONES AND SOME ASS HOLES OUT THERE I MET A GIRL ON THE MET A YEAR AGO AND SHE WAS A DREAM COME TRUE I WAS THINKING AND WE HAD SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT AND I WAS SO IN LOVE WE A MONTH AGO SEE TOLD ME THAT EVERY THING SHE TOLD ME IN THE BEGGING WAS NOT TRUE AND THAT SHE WAS NOTHING LIKE WHAT SHE MADE HER SELF OUT TO BE YOU KNOW I LOVED HER SO MUCH THAT I HEARD HER OUT AND TO SEE THAT WHEN I MEET HER ON THE NET SHE WAS ONLY 24 SHE SAID AND NOW SHE IS 36 AND BEFORE HAD NO KIDS SHE WANTED HER 1ST KID TO BE WITH ME AND NOW SHE HAS 3 18 YEAR OLD BOY AND 2 GIRLS THAT ARE 16 AND 15 AND TOLD ME SHE WAS NEVER MARRIED AND SHE WAS FOR 18 YEAR TELLING ME THAT WHEN WE GET MARRIED THAT SHE IS ONLY GOING TO DO IT ONE TIME WELL DAMN SHE DONE DID BUT ALL IN ALL I GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO BE HEAR AND I TRY TO STAY WITH HER AND MAKE IT WORK BUT THE MORE SHE TOLD ME ITS LIKE THE GIRL I FELL IN LOVE WITH WAS NOTHING MORE TH
ok,this is the first time i have ever done a blog,so im really not sure what im supose to do.this seems kinda cool.dunno,we will see i guess.
I am so very thankful that each and every one of you has became my friend. I have chatted with several of you and had a blast doing so. For the others that I have not talked to yet. I hope to be able to learn something about each of you. Now I am not going to say that I can or will remember something about each of you. But, it would be nice if I could take a little bit with me each time.
Well I'll Be Damned..
Holy shit, a blogger!
ahem ahem (taps mic) "I'd like to thank the academy, and my producer, and all the lil ppl that made this happen, and..."
Well Im just so happy I could just fart little daisy blooms whilst skipping and leaping across a field, like Im in one of those 70's cartoons where the character runs in place while the background moves behind them.
You'll never escape my verbal onslaught now!!
(cues the Dr Eeeevil pinky to corner of mouth)
MUUUUWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA MUUUUUUUUWAAAHAHAHA HA HAAA!
Lost Cherry Friends
To all my Lost Cherry Friends who take the time to say Hello, Hi, How Are You, rate my photos, leave me comments, Thank You from everything that I am. You would not believe the smiles and snickers you create when you do.
Of those I do comment and keep in contact with you know that I do not leave rude, vulgar or degrading comments.. I never will. You call me sweet, thank you.. I call it being a gentlemen, respecting the ladies here on Lost Cherry, either with or without clothes. I struggle with being single on a daily basis and sometimes I ask myself why I even bother.. Its the friends that I have here on Lost Cherry..
To the rest of you what am I a friggin number
The world is unfair
We all know this is true
We always get pumped with lies and fake smiles
Fake friends, Broken hearts
This will never end
But somehow we still move on
We carry our hearts on our sleaves
And our fears are inbetween
All the thoughts that run through my mind
Are truely killing me inside
There is too much death
Too many tears
Too many fears
Never trust someone
Cuz in the end they will fuck you over
Even if they are your closest friend
So keep in mind with this journey through life
The world is the enemie
And only you can save yourself
The day you slip up and trust someone else
Will be the last day
You will ever be yourself
I didn't know there was a blog on here! Cool!
Ok I don't know what to write right now! But I am happy to see that I can blog here. Neat - O!
My First Song I Ever Wrote
By: Danny-Bob Dude
Why can't I have you
Why can't I get you
Why can't I just be with you
Why is everything so fucking hard for me
I can't even do anything right
Why is everything so fucking hard for me
I can't believe you were the same as me
You had to fuck things up
As did I
I wanted you, you wanted me
But we had to move on
It's easy to follow me
Just follow your heart
You will find me
I feel like I just might die right now
Now that we can't be together
You are very special to me
I wanted you to know this before I go
Why can't I
Why can't I have you
Why can't I have you right by my side
Why can't I have you by me
Why is everything so fucking hard for me
You know you are my everything
You have to know this
The only way to get rid of the memories of you is to drink you off my mind
Since I can't be with you no more
And I can't have you in my arms
I hate this life
Why is everything so fucking hard for me
God's -10 Guideslines For Living
1. QUIT WORRYING:
Life has dealt you a blow and all you do is sit and worry. Have you forgotten that I am here to take all your burdens and carry them for you ... or do you just enjoy fretting over every little thing that comes your way?
2. PUT IT ON THE LIST:
Something needs done or taken care of ... Put it on the list ... No, not YOUR list ... Put it on MY to-do-list!!! Let ME be the one to take care of the problem; I can't help you until you turn it over to Me. And although My to-do-list is long, I am after all ... God! ... I can take care of anything you put into My hands. In fact, if the truth were ever really known, I take care of a lot of things for you that you never even realize.
3. TRUST ME:
Once you've given your burdens to Me, quit trying to take them back. Trust in Me. Have the faith that I will take care of all your needs, your problems and your trials. Problems with the kids? Put them on My list. Problem with finances? Put it on My list. Problems with your emoti
When youre in love
You have no shame infact
You go ahead and take all the blame
Yes it:s just the same its all a game
And you feel all the pain when
Your head is going insane
When your heart is broke in two
You come to realize it all true
Yet youre feeling sad and blue
And dont know what else to do
Can you tell me the truth or it jus anit no use
Youre not the one who ends up with all the brouzes
And still you have now clue as what to do
Its just a faze and I am amazed
Come to my place so I can tell you to your face
By Blossom _Rose
Sexiest Milf Contest
Come by offer me some love & a comment
this contest will be over by Sunday so don't miss out.
30 Things I've Learned From Porn
For those that could use a laugh...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl
So I see they added something new and everyone has been writing blogs now. I'm not a blogger myself so I most liekly won't use this much but I just felt like saying something so there it is....HAHAHAHA
Work And Lc
All right I think I may need professional help... (Don't say a word DDD!!!!) I am starting to grow so addicted to talking to people on LC throughout the day that I am actually getting pissed when clients interrupt my online fun...
Sick and sad truth.
But I will say this it has helped my multitasking skills... I can successfully shout at multiple people, read a message and leave comments all at one :)
I need to figure out a way to add my work into my play... any ideas anyone
You know i am really not the type to do a blog..But i have always sat and wondered why i am on this earth..To be honest i guess i wonder if there is a true purpose for me being here..Maybe i am just going through some kind of depression hell i don't know..But have really just can't understand my life..Most of the time i feel so alone in everything i do even though i am married and have kids..I still feel like there is nothing for me...Ok i know no one really gives a fuck about any of this..So i hope it is something that passes soon..So on that happy note...Hope vereyone is having a better life than me...xoxo
They Got Me Here Too!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I hate being alone, yet I hate being around people.
2. I'm scared to death of beetles. (those creepy crawly little bugs)
3. I reply to all messages, with respect, no matter how nasty or rude they may be. (not a good thing) LOL
4. I have a habit of being too honest... sometimes that gets me into a lot of trouble.
5. I believe that other women are better than I am, and never believe compliments that those close to me, tell me about myself.
6. The only thing I used to drink, is pepsi... (I've now started drinking water)
Ok those are all my weird things & habits...Les, Theresa, Michael, Rick, Christ
To many fans, six to be exact. All in my machine, all going at once, it's all i can hear.
So i sit here trying to figure out what am i to write in here, will it even be read? i doubt it, in fact i'm fairly certain it wont even be seen, cant think of a better place to to attempt for the first time. The fans buz on.
What do you want to know about? what do you want to hear? My sex life? My cock? should I flaunt my kinks and fetish's to the world with never ending redundancies knowing if i stop the "masses" will stop listening. (as if they were to begin with) Lip service being paid out on a daily basis, plastic embraces from people who would most likely avoid me on the street. on the street, in real life we are nothings....for the most part, But here on the information super high way (ten years back, and has be come a worn down toll road) we are famous, popular, have 600 friends and everyone wants to fuck us!!! It does not matter, come one come all. Men, women what ever..
People come into our life for a reason
Body: People come into our life for a reason
Body: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into
I Need Help.
someone come kill me. any body, i dont care who.
i wrote dis about six months afta ma dad died & i wuz dealin wit lotsa shit from ma "friendz"!! but now i realize that most of us go thru this & there r only a few ppl that make life suk so bad sumtimes!!! im glad im surrounded by real ppl now!! mmfwcl4LYF
Leave Me Alone
Life is a bunch of shit.
Live your own,
Death becomes me.
Death is my friend,
storing up all I care about.
Ill get it back when Im gone, RIGHT???
Whats so fucking good about life?
Loves a pain in the ass.
Time robs us of all we hold dear.
wants to control Everyone.
Whos the fuckin boss???
kick his ass!!!
Leave me the fuck alone,
so I can leave you the fuck alone.
Dont fucking condemn me
For what you do behind closed Doors!
Maybe, just maybe, Im not doing
yourself and say its me!
This one time, at band camp...
And This Makes Sense Why?
Lately I've had more time than a little bit to ponder things. As we all know, some things just make no sense, although that's the case, we do them anyway and I'm guilty as hell of some of it. So, here are some things that make no sense.........LOL
1. Sitting on messenger chatting with the person you're on the phone with....lmfao!!!! I'm so guilty of that it's sick!
2. Starting a question with "If I ask you a question, will you promise not to get mad?" Seems like that may be something you might want to consider keepin to yourself.
3. Sending a text message to someone that says "Call me".
4. Anything the Yin Yang Twins say.
5. Men. (Sorry guys, it's been one of those days)
6. Submitting a resume and still having to fill out the employment section of the application.
7. People who want to fill a position immediately yet schedule interviews 3 weeks out........LOL.
8. People who put up with my antics........LOL
9. People who get pissed at someone els
There are times,
My life seems so empty.
There are times,
I feel so alone and uneasy.
There are times,
I don't care to live any longer.
There are times,
Everyone else seems much stronger.
There are times,
I feel no love at all.
There are times,
Deeper into depression I fall.
There are times,
I know I'll die all alone.
There are times,
My family would be happier if I were gone.
These are the times,
Of my cursed life!!!!
AUTHOR: JOE S.
The Thought Of Being Ignored
well here i sit up once again ..oh the joys of motherhood though i would not trade it for anything in the world ne ways ya ever feel liek you are being ignored? well i do and i dont know what the fuck i did but truthfully anymore i am tired of trying..... i think i have a heart of gold and dont think i am all that bad of a person but for some reason i feel like i am being ignored by a few people on here whom i have been nothing but good to if you dont wanna talk to me no more jsut please tell me instead of giving me teh cold shoulder. teh thought of being ignored for no apparent reason at all jsut really..welll breaks my heart actaully b/c i love each and every one of my friends in their own littlw ay those who i talk to on a reg babsis and you know who you are..... i got mad love for you specailly all my soldier friend...and yes i am talkin about you tim ya know i got love fr ya cant wait till ya all come home anyway for those who wanna ignore just delete me then ok plese cuz i dont w
I don't really have anything to say right now.
I didn't even realize they had blogs on here lol. I'll put more stuff up later.
What Friends Are For
Just when everything around you is falling apart, remember your true friends will always be there for you, through tough times and sad times,just call and i,ll be there...
I wander alone most of the time , there is a cold solice in it . The howl of the wind and dim lights in the sky are my guides as well as my closest friends, but still i hunger for the companionship of the people ,im week for the want i feel. My spirit calls to be bonded with anuther yet my mind still overcomes the spirits passion . Memories of past betrayls yet lingers, pain and hatered are what they left me with. I have givin all heart , mind , body and spirit and lost . and yet still the feeling holds craving anuther, why must the spirit fight the mind while it well knows the pain of loss and is reminded by the mind constantly. A feral almost spectral craving , animalistic feeling's for the saftey of a pack , So be it ! , come to me and fulfill the spirit or regect me and condem me to the torture of the mind . Once again i walk the well beaten path of want , we shall see what will come of it thiss time.
Feeling stressed today need a hug :)
Well I am coming up to another birthday this week. The strange part is that I am so deeply depressed with all the things that seem to be going wrong with in my life. I was offered a job with a Mortgage Company and as of last week they wrote me to tell me that they are going to discontinue my base pay
What kind of email is that? I ask myself as I whip away the tears from my eyes.
The contract that I agreed on was to have salary, commissions and Medical. Did they come threw? NO
I gave up a job that gave me all of that and then next thing I know the so called company that promised me this and that. Decided after a month and two weeks that they dont want to pay
The love of my life and I are fighting over MONEY
We have a Mortgage and regular bills. Nothing more, but we cant live off of just his pay alone. So, I sit here on a Thursday morning at 3:38 AM sending out resumes and crying
.Why? Because I feel like I cant seem to get out of this deep dark whole that I a
Dedicated To: My Mum
Before I was myself you made me, me!
With love and patience, discipline and tears,
Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free,
Allowing me to sail upon my sea,
Though well within the headlands of your fears.
Before I was myself you made me, me !
With dreams enough of what I was to be
And hopes that would be sculpted by the years,
Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free,
Relinquishing your powers gradually
To let me shape myself among my peers.
Before I was myself you made me, me,
And being good and wise, you gracefully
As dancers when the last sweet cadence nears
Bit by bit stepped back to set me free.
For love inspires learning naturally:
The mind assents to what the heart reveres.
And so it was through love you made me, me
By slowly stepping back to set me free.
Just wanted to give a SHOUT OUT and say thanks for stoppin by my page... ~MUCH love
Another Day Is Upon Us
Hello my fellow friends.Hope everything's well with you. Wanted to wish all of you a good day :)
I thought I had all the days of the week covered but ran across a new one.So I plan on having a tasty day and lic as many things as I can.Like a...welll us your imagination.I think I have a pic of me and a sucker somewhere.
HUGS AND KISSES...SUGAR
Thinking On Leaving
Well is been fun on have meeting alot of new faces and friends know ur personalities u all have been great but lately ive been down for awhile but tried to hide it try to clear my head i know a few of u have been concern and thx for the support but i considering on comin off here or taking abreak ppl think that a man is strong by the way he carries himself u know me by my pics and most of them i hardly eva smile as such only becuze i hide my feelin not to get hurt most cuz im shy or insecure thinking no much of myself but of others i alway go out of my way to make my friends happy but in the end i think to myself who does go out of thier way to make me happy or see how im doing? im not the type of guy that brushes things off and move on but the type to keep feelins and emotions bottled up inside only to cry i nthe darkness so if u feel anyway for me tell me or write back letting me know how u feel by this and if i should stay on here alil while longer and what deference i made in ur l
Gotta A Dilemma
Several of you know a bunch of drama went down over here. One person who was a supposed friend started it all. She however is now having a really bad time. Her mothers lost her job, her grandfathers in the hospital, her husband is leaving her for her adulterous acts. My dilemma is do I be the sweet understanding person I normally am and console her if she still reads the messages I send her. Should I say nothing and just be like you did this to yourself b****. I want to be a good friend but there is no longer friendship between us of her own accord. Just dont know what I should do
Tired Of Doing All The Work......
TIRED OF DOING ALL THE WORK!!!
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
*Hugs n Kissies*
Damn my lack of focus. I was half way through this bag of Laffy Taffy before I realized that there is a joke on every wrapper.
Oh, the humor I've forever been denied because of my um... you know... that thing where you can't focus...
..oooooh shiny penny......
The Empty Chair
I talked to you yesterday
Although you weren't there.
I had an unfulfilling conversation
With your empty chair.
I told you that I miss you
How I'm sorry that you're gone,
How much it hurts inside
And how the nights are long.
I listened as you didn't say
The things I need to hear,
All the things you didn't say
Echoed loud and clear.
I felt it as you didn't take
My hand into your keep
I saw your non-existant tears
As you didn't start to weep.
I told you how your mama cried
And said Life wasn't fair.
I talk nightly, since you died,
To your empty chair.
© 2006 D. R. Hyden
Pale, white face
Until you look
Deep into her gaze.
See the tear-drenched wounds
Proof of knowledge
Scars of tragedy
Write tales of woe,
Burned into the depths
Of those salt-washed orbs of green.
Intelligence, bitterness and even
Sour hatred rest there,
And yet still, beneath it all,
The innocence shines
Like a beacon of hope
For the damned.
© 2006 D. R. Hyden
Gazing through a curled mass
Of rusty, blonde tangles.
Focused judgment of my soul.
Finding me lacking.
Deep within their verdant core
A tiny flare -- of Love.
And as I spy this forgiving flicker
I find within myself
To break that searing contact
And turn away...
...From the mirror.
© 2005 D. R. Hyden
I Want To Get Next To You
What I have to do to get next to you
I know that your heart has been broken before and you do not trust your heart to anyone. No pain is worst than the pain you get from love, but you cant give up. Let me show you how a man should treat a woman. Dont judge me by all the bad men that have broken your heart.
What do I have to do to get next to you, get on my knees? Give me a chance to unbreak your heart. You tell me that there are no good men out there, but dont let a fool make you miss out on you life. I have had my heart broken many times, and I wanted to give up on love. I pushed every woman away, but I learned that you have to let go of the pain.
If you give me a chance I will not let you down, my love taking you to a place you have never been before and never want to come back from.
Never be afraid to fall in love, if you do your whole life can pass you by. Tell me what I have to do for you to give me a chance?
My Birthday! Yay!
Yay! My B day is in a couple hours! WOOT!!
ok.. i'm done for know!
i will probally never use this thing unless ppl actually read it
Free poker night at the club tonight. Good thing it was free because I sucked really bad and am home way too early, but guess it gives me more time to spend with you all hehe. Better luck next time I suppose
IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SHADOWS
IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT
I HEAR THE WIND BLOWING
I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
ALL SENSE OF DIRECTION
LOST IN A MOMENT IN TIME
HEARING THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART
LOSING TOUCH WITH MINE
THE TOUCH OF YOUR SKIN
THE TASTE OF YOUR KISS
THE LINGERING PASSION
THE SHEER MAGICAL BLISS
WE JOIN AS ONE
WITH A FIERCE FIRE
THE LOVE THAT WE FEEL
TAMMY REED 2006
You And Me
THE SHIMMERY SPARKLE
OF GOLDEN MOONBEAMS
THE SPARKLING TWILIGHT
THE DREAMER OF DREAMS
THE STILLNESS OF DAYBREAK
THE QUIET OF NIGHT
THE MAGIC ENVELOPS YOU
LIFTS YOU UPRIGHT
ABOVE THE CLOUDS
BEYOND THE SEA
IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL
MY TOUCH WILL ALWAYS BE
THE RIPPLES ON WATER
THE GRAINS OF SAND
BRING US TOGETHER
HAND IN HAND
FEELING SO CLOSE
AS THOUGH WE ARE ONE
LIVING EACH MOMENT
A NEW LIFE BEGUN
LINGER ON MY LIPS
FEELING THE PASSION
IN EACH GENTLE CARESS
IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE
HOW THIS LOVE CAME TO BE
BUT THROUGH THE HANDS OF FATE
WE HAVE FOUND YOU AND ME
TAMMY REED MAY 2006
Fans, Friends, & Family
I know u are going to read this so I decided to make it easier and post this here for all of you!! Muahzzzz
This is great...if you read this you rock...if you don't fuck you...hahah that makes no sence...have a great day
And It Begins
Today the Wolf Pack Struck...........
Tomorrow it could be some body else that plays on peoples emotions.....
Join the Pack and be protected,,,,,Avoid the pack and be watched,,,,,Challenge the Pack and well......Lets just say justice will come, one way or another.
First read "The Wolf Blogs" they will be continued as i finish them.
Pack members will not sit by and allow preditors to prey on other people. We will speak up, we will be heard. First we will warn the targets of the danger. Then we will warn the "scum" that they are being watched. We will be creative and stealthy not to disturb the lounges atmosphere.
We will not speak of our actions to anyone but other pack members. The Alpha Male is the only one to allow new pack members, although others may recruit and give council. There will be ground rules for new recruits. The Biggest Is a trust factor. We must not let it be known who are Pack members. So they can work in silence. If you want to know if someone is in the pack
Well... this afternoon I will be getting a new tat on my lower back! I'm so excited! Will make sure I take some pic's to show it off!
Friday, 15 September
Just what we needed, another place to rant! I usually post jokes in my blog area of MySpace and I expect that I will put some in here as time goes on.
I followed some MySpace people over to Lost Cherry about a month ago because the area that we frequented on MySpace was being over-run by kids that were quite rude and very immature. I have been very surprised with LC in how friendly everyone is here. I have amassed over 120 friends in a month and all of them have been really nice people. I get on here to pass time and chat with friends (flirt a little too)and I must say that it has been a very enjoyable experience.
Thanks for reading my first little blurb. Say hello when you get a chance!
I FEEL THE WIND BLOWING..
I KNOW THAT ITS THERE...
SO WHY CAN'T I SEE IT??
THAT CANNOT BE FAIR...
A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET..
SO EVERYONE SAYS..
I CANNOT SEE IT..
BUT I KNOW THAT ITS THERE..
I CANNOT SEE...
NOW THAT IS A SHAME..
BUT I DONT FEEL SORRY..
AT LEAST NOT FOR MY SELF..
NO I CANNOT SEE..
BUT AT LEAST I CAN FEEL...
Goin Goin Gone
Yeah its time once again for me to head out...lol
Just wanted to post this here so all my friends...well the ones that come and check my page out...will know that i am gonna be gone for about a month, I hope they dont get rid of my page. Gotta play the whole Army thing and so starting on Monday the 18th til about the 13th of October I will be gone...Damn gonna miss Oktober Fest again, what a kick in the ballz eh!!!!
Ok guys I have to know who is writing the goofy shit on my fridge...lol. Twice today i have seen the same thing and would like to know who put it. Please put your name on there if you put smoething on it. Thanks everyone!
Magical Touches Of Feelings
Magical Touches Of feelings
From the moment We held each other in our arms. I knew we waited lifetimes to find this love. our hearts are beating in magical rhythms as our souls have intertwined in a magical embrace and we became one. always feeling the need to remain close. pulling each other tightly and always melting in each others magical loving passionate embraces. dreams of kisses within' touching of hands. endless wishing with faithful hearts. silent whispers in the night from hearts to hearts. our minds drifting on winds of change. feeling love so safe and secure from all evils and pains. struggles of lovers pains will fade away through our pledge of our love to each other and will sustain always in our hearts.
Lets See Who Replies
I am very curious and I jus wonder if I'm a freak since I lost my virginity at 14. So how many want to be honest and tell when they lost theirs? Oh and did you regret it or just glad to have it over with?
Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
This is total bullshit! I am so tired of finding out my friend, close friends are dead by their fucking comments. You'd think I could get an email, phone call... SOMETHING! but no. I have to go to their page because I havnt heard from them in a while to read "Rest In Peace" "I miss you" "wish you were here" Thats bullshit. Do you know how hard it is to find out a friend died, and how much worse it is to read it in their fucking comments. It's not like you can't see Im on their friends list, if not top friends. How hard would it be to write and say "Sorry to inform you..."
I miss you, Katie.
I miss you, David.
I realize I haven't been here that long on this site, but what have I done to any of you to make you ignor me,my posts,blogs and bulletins? I see a lot of you posting bulletins this person or that person needs points or as some of you say luv, but damn let me ask for some help or luv and I get ignored. Hell fire do you all think I am trash or something?
You all can ask for help for your favorite people, but damn if someone isn't your favorite you turn your back on the rest.
Well I am sorry for what ever I have done to any of you!
Who Picks Who Gets To Play God?
So, let me put it into simple terms...
My neice, my sisters beautiful new little baby, that has had less than 3 months on this planet, has just been diagnosed with a congenital heart defect that requires regular complex surgery to ease the strain on her tiny heart caused by a narrowing of the valves and ventricles.
The benefits of the surgery, called a Konno procedure, are not long-term, so she will have to undergo repeated operations as her heart grows and the old repairs harden.
What fucks me off is all this costs money, money that my sister doesn't have.
What I want to know is who decides how much this stuff costs, and who decides how much to charge to save that little babies life, and when did they become god, in charge of life and death?
I mean come on, we live in a world where people like bill gates has $50 billion, warren buffet $42 billion, and paul allen $22 billion.
Who deccided that their comfort was more important than a childs life?
Who is it who sits
Away All Day
Well everyone, It's a chilly, rainy Saturday here in Minnesota. Just letting everyone know I won't be on again today. I have a shit load of errands to run, a picnic to go to and I am going out and getting my drink on tonight! But I'll be back tomorrow, hungeover I'm sure. But I'll be sure to give out plenty of love tomorrow. Love you all!!!!
What Is A Friend ?
Current mood: chipper
Well....I have been inspired to write this, doe to recent events and activities. So, what do I think a friend is.....
Well it is defined as:
a person you know well and regard with affection and trust; "he was my best friend at the university"
ally: an associate who provides assistance; "he's a good ally in fight"; "they were friends of the workers"
Friendship is a type of interpersonal relationship that is found among humans and among animals with rich intelligence, such as the higher mammals and some birds. Individuals in a friendship relationship will seek out each other's company and exhibit mutually helping behavior.
I guess I feel the last part of this is the most accurate way to reflect how I feel about friendship.
I don't understand these idiotic post about "Fake Friend" bulletins, that don't want you to respond to the poster, but to repost the bulletin to prove your a friend. WTF is that
For she has ever been within my heart. For she has never been forgotten.
This has driven me mad, for I have always striven after that which I cannot grasp. That which can be felt but not held.
I fell in love with a whisper, when I did not even hear what it was saying.
And I have seen her in bright sunlight, in darkened shadow, in the glimmerings of dew upon the strands of a spider web.
I have seen her within the world and within the hearts of others....
First, as a feeling that I too was loved.
A nurturing, all encompassing bosom upon which to lay my weary head.
Wave upon wave of sensation, of the uttermost peace, would flood down from the stars and engulf me.
And yet still I search for her.
by Dylan Roberts
Her skin, I love to touch,
I love to touch her skin.
Soft, succulent, delicious skin
on legs, belly, breasts, her folds.
I love to touch her skin.
with gentle suction, pulling and drawing,
entwined in rhythmical dance,
sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united.
Thick protrusion enters her skin,
I love to touch.
Today And My Thoughts
i havent really been around the past couple of weeks as well as my "other half".... laying low.... sitting back and watching what is going on in the LC....i have noticed alot of "cliques" going on... and personally i dont want no part of that "family" shit...... either ya my friend or ya not..... i know..... kinda harsh.... but .. anyone who knows me know.... i speak what is on my mind... anyways...... i may get back into the swing of things again..... who is to say yanno........
ok..... im done....................... yay i finally shut up!
I have been accussed of " posting nude pics just so I could make a bunch of fake friends" so.. my private photos are now only to be viewed by "family". Lets see how many real friends I have... If you are a real friend then you will understand and still visit and leave mes., if not I don't need you any way!!
One Hot Summer Night.
Two Strangers Meet Unaware Of The Love
They Would Know Through A Promising Friendship.
Their Undying Love Had Grown Into Magic Passions.
Their Same Undying Love Still Lives In The Hearts Of Two Lovers Who Became Soul-mates Years Ago.
True Love Shall Prevail When All Else Fails Leaving Love And Happiness As Their Elated Ending.
Poem To My Beautiful Ladies
A poem by Erica Onofrio
The beauty of a woman
Is not in
The clothes she wears
The figure she carries
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years - only grows.
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when viewing a full-size image in someones LC gallery (or your own), you'll see a list of recent viewers of that photo to the left of the main image.
Welcome To My Thoughts
Welcome to my thoughts. Beware when you enter the mind of Andy Douglas because sometimes it's scary, sometimes it's weird, sometimes it's out of this world, sometimes it's happy, sometimes it's pissed off things, and sometimes ya gotta add some sad things. Well enjoy and don't say you haven't been warned.
To Aj Aka Simply Phenomenal & Kace
I know a lot of you know Simply Phenomenal and some of you don't but for those who don't you're missing out on a great person & a great friend but for those of you who do even if you don't know him personally that's awesome keep showing him love cuz of everything that's been happening to the poor guy. Now the reason this blog is dedicated to him is because I want him to know that he's done a lot for us and he might not even know it cuz we don't really show it to him so I'll let him know down below the line so here it goes.
You've been there for us more than you know. You make us laugh, you make us feel like we're a person and not some outcast. You actually give us something to look forward to every single day when we wake up in the mornings and when we go to bed at night. You truly are phenomenal and a great person to know. When you're in the ring you make your fans happy and you make them want more. When you're out of the r
why is it that they always think they're right? and why is it that they think that you wouldn't have enough sense to breath unless they told you how? and why is it that they never fucking listen to anything you're trying to tell them? all you can get out of them is "i know what you're saying, but you're wrong"? why do they even bother hanging around if they think they know so much more than you or that you're to dumb to make it on your own?? I AM SO PISSED OFF!!!! why would anyone want tyo be with someone and not spend any time at all without that person? honestly people....would you ever want to make just one person the center of your life...your only reason for existence?WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO SOMETHING SO STUPID????? and why do they always have to try so damn hard to make you feel inferior...or that they are so damn superior? why do they tell you that you're wrong about everything you say and then pout when you won't say anything? i'll never understand men. God help me if i do becaus
Thanks To All Friends
i thank all my friends out there .i don't know if i haven't met you all what would i do hehehe its so damn pleasure known you all now stop by my page show some love and you know i would show the love back the min i see it unless i am snoring well when i wake up sure will show some love ...Holla back People
lookin through some of my friends blogs and apparently people can leave big fucking goofy space wasting bullshit glitter and stupid picture comments because they're obviously too lazy or too stupid to type anything that resembles communication...
ok..yes..i have been one to repost something because a "friend" siad whoever didnt would be taken off the friends list...then after reposting it...i got a ton of messages saying that they were sorry but wouldnt repost...and i got to thinking...yeah, if you take someone off your friends list just because they dont repost something your silly....sometimes i dont read the bulletins let alone repost them...and sometimes im not on for a few days...think about what you post and are willing to go through with before you repost as well....
See Your Name Translated In Russian!
Your name in Russian - this is so neat! Wait till you see what it looks like! When the site opens up, just type your name in the block and hit enter. The translation will show on the screen.
Marine In Combat
Dedicated to my Brothers~Semper Fidelis
My boots are rough and dirty yet tightly tied they are,
I push my right foot forward and hope no bomb is near my arch.
Tattered, worn, and salty my jungle cammies are,
The shirt is torn and open, my sweat soaked tee exposed.
Hot and heavy the steel pot feels as it guards my head today.
I put my faith in thee please, God, keep me safe I pray.
On my neck my dog tags hang swinging silently
A hand will take them from my neck when and if I die.
Before my death my blood type they will see.
Should the Corpsman call The Padre, Pastor, or the Rabbi?
From this metal he will know.
My mind is tired, so exhausted, I am full of energy.
My right arm is bending at the elbow,
Firmly holding my M-16 against my upper arm
Its muzzle is aimed upwards at the canopies of trees
Smell the gunpowder, the oil, the death
Around my shoulder, my neck, an arm holds on
I feel his sweat, and smell his blood.
This Is Why You Should Spank Your Children
I was thinking today about a few random experiences Ive had lately. To most people they might not even seem like a big deal. Let me explain. I was in a Home Depot in line, this guy walks up and right in front of me. I was obviously in line, he just felt he was more important I guess. Another example; walking down the aisle in a crowded grocery store and this woman with her cart are in front of me. She just stops to talk on her phone. Totally blocking the aisle and oblivious to everyone else in the world.
So i was wondering what the f~ck is going on? I mean when I was a kid my dad would have smacked the sh~t out of me for being so selfish and ignorant. My God! Come to think of it, it wasnt like this about 10 years ago. When did it become acceptable to act like that? When did it become okay to walk around like I am the most important person alive? Truth is, no one else really cares.
The new attitude is "I got mine, f~ck you" I know what you are thinking, "Brice you are starting to
Apparently I'm A Sicko
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Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there
so, it's official-
I'm a teenager's mom!!
((Today is my girl's 13th birthday))
ugh- let the fun begin!! :) LOL
Ok. Not to come off like a bitch or anything. Because I'm not. I'm a pretty cool chick, and very nice. BUT I am getting really, really annoyed with the come ons. I know it's the Internet...blah blah blah. But I would not be putting this in a blog if it was not needed. I have a boyfriend, who next to my son, is the love of my life. There is NO ONE on this planet that can even TRY to compete. I am sick and tired of guys popping up in my shout box trying to " Holla" it's not happening. STOP IT. I have quite a few male friends on here who respect that, and I love you guys for that.. Razz,Mr. Rush, William, Fat Sonny, Havik, Ninja Sabby, Stretch...You guys know who you are. I thank you for giving me respect.
My ladies will hear me on this. The females who THROW themselves at my man. Thats just tacky. Get ur own man, get a life. Yeah, he's sexy...he's also mine. Don't send him naked pics...you know who you are...cuz guess what.. I have the pics, and I WILL post them..hahahahaha
I look inside the mirror..
But I don't know who I see..
I smoke another cigarette.
Then smile back the tears..
This contradiction seems to be
The story of my life.
I'm a simple man, with memories of
Those long lost golded days..
I close my eyes and slowly drift away..
Mistakes I've made remind me.
Of the roads I shouldn't choose.
It never comes that easy when you've
Nothing left to lose.
I can't see the answers tell me why am I so blind?
A tired man who'll make the best
Of another lonely day..
I close my eyes and slowly drift away...
I never thought I'd make it just on playing my guitar.
Just a little smile always shelters me from pain..
Everytime I start to slide, I wish upon a star..
The sun comes up and dries up all the rain..
I'm an honest man who refused the shade
On a hot and lonely day.
I close my eyes and dream my life away..
Now I know that I can stop the rain..
I close my eyes and slowly drift away..
I close my eyes and dream my life
damn i been looking for this shit right here, im kind of new and still trying to figure all this out- anyone wanna help and give me some pointers do that... now back to me LOL yeah so why am i here? GOOD GAWD its for the porn... shhh i didnt say that out loud- umm yes i did! but i like meeting new people and chatting with them. I work online so i fade out of convo ALOT. just stick around boo im NOT Iggin you. i do cam shows online so im always jumping around doing something. hit my mail up if all else fails i would love to hear from you! for real.. nah stop playing im serious LOL
Love Gained And Lost..
Do you all know that feeling of finding someone you love?
The feeling of them over clouding your every thought. You constantly wonder what they are doing and if they are thinking about you. WHen your stomach does a flip flop when you see thier name on caller ID or when a message pops up from them? And when you go out for the first time and your legs touch and you don't move away and neither do they. Or when you hold hands for the first time. The way thier skin feels touching yours for the first time. The way thier lips feel againest yours when you first kiss. You know all of the feelings. The first hug, the first kiss, the first time you have sex, the first time you meet thier friends, the whole thing.
Isn't that what we live for? I do. I LIVE for the firsts in relationships. I live for the first time you look at them are realize you love them. I live fore hearing those words and know that someone wants to be with you. I live for the times you make love and look into
Laying in a bed thats so empty no one in it but me. The feeling of loneliness is such a fucking drag. Anyway heres a new poem.
The feeling of a cold winter in my bed with no one there to keep me warm. My heart still shatterd never been touched the pieces still scattered like a puzzle. Won't go together by its self maybe one day some one will take it up for now it just sits like un used toy left in the corner and just ignored no love to heal it no feeling or care just in pieces scattered everywhere. In hopes that one person will dare and try to fit it all together and love it once again but for now it will stay shattered without a care.
To My Friends
You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.
Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.
You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.
Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
A Wonderful Message By George Carlin
A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but
As you may already know from reading my profile, I have a love for weights, so much so that I am obssessed with it.
Over the past few days I have become even more so in my attempt to break my current max lift in the benchpress.
Well, this payed off as today I went over the 300 pound mark, nailing a 305! My first step toward a 400 pound benchpress has been taken :D
One tear, one salted, crystalline orb, one drop of hope, or love, laughter, or dispair, one passing moment, or memory that will last forever, one day, you and I, forgotten pasts, renkindled tomorrows, a flame of passion, a fashion for the dramas of love, and a moments hesitation, before it all begins again.
One drop in an ocean, one emotional drama, one second of regret, or compromise, as a hand doesn't quite touch what it's dreaming of, and goes home wondering, unsatisfied, alone, and all the time the clock keeps running, until the tear has traced so many contours that it has melted into a memory.
u know i sit day by day wondering...why did i have to do it...why did that one person come into my life...i hate them...who knew someone u could care about could have such a black place in my heart...the pain the agony is like a dark anthem playin in my head as i walk to her touch her and say in the darkest most feared voice...karma is either a friend or foe...for u it will be ur demise...i start laughing cause i see blood rushing from her body pouring like milk from a carton...then i open my eyes and smile when i see her pic
It Can't Get Much Worse
So today my dad tells me he thinks its time we put down the dog. She is 15, and for the most part you can't tell. What you can't see is that she is ate up with cancer and diabetes. The diabetes has ate away at her spine causing her problems to stand and walk. She has fallen down the stairs more then I can count and our biggest fear is she will fall and break something, causing more pain. Tonight, she fell while trying to eat. It wasn't the first time. It's something that my dad has put off and we both agreed it can't be done anymore. I am sitting here, crying over a dog. But she has been with us since she was just a pup. She has become part of the family and to know that tonight is the last night she will be here breaks my heart into a million pieces. I doubt I will be around tomorrow. We have to go at 7pm to have her put down.
I don't think anything has ever broken my heart like this is right now. And I can't even imagine what my dad is downstairs thinking. He never
The feel of your hand
Glides through my long hair
Cupping my chin
Your lips almost there.
Warmth brushes my lips
Yours upon mine
My heart skips a beat
Is this but a sign?
My head leans back
Your lips find my pulse
It quickens yet more
I react on impulse.
Warm breath grazes over
My breasts, silky curves
I feel my body shudder
Nothing but nerves.
Cant think, only feel
I am completely lost
As your skin burns mine
My clothing is tossed.
The weight of your body
Pinning me down
I surrender to you
With the tiniest sound.
You plunder my body
Making it your own
Panting and gasping
Hearing you moan.
My body crests
My passions you take
Panting and gasping
Poem: The Unseen Piper
The Unseen Piper
In the hills by the shores of Loch May
Lives a quiet little man
Never seen by anyone who comes this way
Keeps away from everyone if he can
Sometimes in the wind sounds of Bagpipes can be heard
Sweet music floating through the Air
Every night playing never detered
who is the little man playing so fair
Some say he used to warn the Clans
When Edwards Armies slaughtered and killed
Others say he was famous with many fans
But he is never seen but many are thrilled
I have been feeling sad and depressed the last two days. Something happen but I just dont feel like taking about it here. It did not happen here though. I just feel so alone, and sad.
A part of me feeling like no one cares. :( I am sorry that I feel that way, but I do. I hope I will feel better soon.
I guess I just need something to cheer me up... *sighs*
People Are Crazy
I dont understandt he whole obbession with the spotlight top ten top cherry ect shit. Why do people care so much?
Who cares if someones crying for the spotlight.
I would see that as"damn they're pathetic if they wanna be something big online so bad"
Sites like this is just for fun and to make friends its not real life.
The whole idea of the spotlight and top picture is for fun purposes only.
People who take online things like this soo seriously need to really sit back and rethink their life. Its the internet not the real world.
Being number 1 doesnt really make you number ONE.
We all know some of the "popular" people on here are only popular for one thing. I trya nd talk to all the people on my friends list and some of them dont even respond to me.
Its crazy to think "why would someone add me as a friend if they're not willing to even chat with you"
Everyone says myspace sucks cause you have all these whore trains just to make a million and one friends. Lost cherry is
Miss Jackson Video - Outkast lyricsOutkast Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCure.com
To be uplifted
To feel inspired
Chase the moon,
The hearts desires
When storm clouds gloom
I'll dance in raindrops
See the majesty
Of the mountain tops
To laugh, to dream, to hope and cry
And do it all, no questions why
Arms and mind open
Embrace the world in
And with the rise of the sun
Each day, chase life again
I HAVE PRIVATE PICS FOR MY FAMILY MEMEBERS I NEED YOU TO COMMENT ON HERE OR GET A HOLD OF ME
OR IM GOIN TO ERASE TO MAKE ROOM KISSES
My Gift To You...
I live through my dark existence
only to bask in your beauty
your eyes that shine like sapphires
your smile that brightens even my sad existence
I envy the wind that runs through your hair
that touches your lips
I long to touch you
to hold you in my arms but I cannot
for I belong to another
so, I can only love you from afar
your friendship means more to me
than anything this world provides
but like an angel you touched my heart
in a way that I've never felt before
cause I've never known what love is until this day
I know that we are only friends
but my heart wishes it to be more
so I will still hope and dream
that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine
to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
I wrote this for a Dear Friend!!!! He Holds A special Place In My Heart, Now And Forever!!!!
Subject: MY FRIEND
?Just keeping on eye on you...........
LET'S SEE WHO READS THEIR EMAIL
A Hug Certificate for You!
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks!
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
This is a Hug Certificate!!
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really tic 'em
Runs his fingers through her soft hair
Though rough, done with care
Pulls back her head
Her slender neck in his grasp
Leans in, looks in her eyes
Usually fear, usually pain
Surprised to see excitement
Tightens his grip around her throat
A whimper escapes her
The pulse in her veins
The clean smell of her hair
The sweetness of her perfume
Closing his eyes, he takes her in
Will always remember her scent
Hands cuffed above
Feet bound below
Feels his hot breath
His strong hand in her hair, upon her neck
Listens as he draws in deeply
Most women's nightmare
Her ultimate fantasy
Her breasts rising and falling against his chest
Warmth rises from between her thighs
That look in his eyes
Such a primitive need
Closes her eyes
Burning that look..his face into her memory
She gives herself to him
Feels her body relax
Releases her throat
Runs his fingers down her neck
Over her breastbone
So soft on the outside
Can still feel t
I feel as though we've met before
Your words seem so familiar
As I listened for fates knock on the door
Who are you...Where have you been
You stepped right out of my mind
The wonder I felt
I don't know if I can do this again
Your thoughts,your words,your face
Pulled my heart and soul to you
The need I felt
As you filled a void,a dark and empty space
The thought of closing the distance between
Of me being in your arms
The joy I felt
As I traveled to a place so unforseen
Waiting for you,pacing the floor
The butterflys swarmed inside
The nervousness I felt
As I finally saw you walk through the door
You held me so close,so tight
My fears soon did fade
The calm I felt
When I realized this was so right
The feel of you still lingers on
The taste of your lips on mine
The heat I felt
I knew this couldn't be wrong
My body melted into you
As you slid deep inside me
The lust I felt
As my hopes and needs grew
The closer our bodies became
My New Poem
Eyes of tears cry in fear for the longing of a soulmate is no more. feel alone and scared wanting to be held from fear. Heart beats and goes fast jumping right out of my chest. I feel the pain of a dieing soul growing stronger with each night. The room grows dim no more light yet i feel the creeping dark sneak up behind. Grasp's you from the back and sucks you in dont fight just embrace for there is nothing left of me.
The Whistling Tea Kettle
Back in the 1890s when trains of the Santa Fe Railroad first began to run in the vicinity of Ardmore, Oklahoma, one was held up by bandits seven miles from town where the tracks crossed Caddo Creek. Afterwards the robbers retired to an old house, where they divided and quarrelled over the spoils. One robber was shot and killed. It is a tradition that part or all of the booty was hidden for a time in or about the house. People soon began to say that the ghost of the murdered bandit walked about the place trying to find where the money was hidden and for many years nobody was willing to live there.
However, about seven years ago, a family named Lynch moved into the deserted building. One afternoon, in the summer, Mrs. Lynch left her two oldest children at home and crossed the fields to visit some neighbors. An hour later, she heard her children screaming and ran out with her friends to learn the cause. Almost in hysterics, the youngsters came flying along shouting that someone was te
Good Newz Ya All
ok so i talked to my sister katrina 2day and she sed the next visit she has with the kidz even the baby iz like next week or the following week and
me and my mom get to go see da kidz cuz she iz takin us hehehe so when we see da kidz she iz takin pix so i will b sure to show ya all da pix lolz...but from 2dayz visit she took pix of her nd a baby my niecez togetehr and w da boyz etc when she getz da film developed she iz comin over to show uz da pix hopefully get a copy of them all plus see if sumone can scan them for us :)
so plz reply back and lemme know if ya all wunna see pix when i get pix ?
Today, 9/20, is my 22nd birthday :) Yay!
Just Feel Like Rambling....
i was in the shower last night and i could not resist pulling my hair down to see where it would go to and it reaches, wet and straight, the middle of my ass. Now, that's the center only as my hair is tapered down to a point but still... i like that it is this long. It braids nicely and fits well into certain scenes.
I started thinking recently about missed oppurtunities. Have you seen the movie Invincible? well, I was supposed to be in that. Only as an extra but I was called to film in two possible scenes.. a bar scene and a football stadium shot. My thought on this... the football stadium I might never have been seen... but the Bar? you could not Not see me in a bar... not thinking anyone would look at me in the bar and say "WHOA! Look at that huge red-haired bastard in the back corner!" and script me in a movie or as another extra or something... but you never know... you never know.. i could end up that typical quintessential bad ass or the great big scary teddy bear of a man
My First List No Particular Order.
~ Tanni ~@ LostCherry
A lover or a friend
whichever he wants is what I am
something deep inside won't let me be
everytime he smiles
a serenity so pure engulfs me
disables my soul,
lets me breathe easy
while I am by his side
somehow the sweetness I knew in his embrace
is still flowing through me
even though the tie has been broken
and the title no longer holds
its up to me to make it better
to make myself feel whole
but now that I know how I feel
and just how strong these emotions are
why do I keep holding on
when he is near this feeling overcomes me
of utter completeness
and somehow I know this is right
that this is where I was meant to be
with every kiss
I find myself falling further
than I ever have before
so a lover or a friend,
or maybe someday something more
whatever the cost there is no keeping score
Sep 20, 2006 5:58 PM
"Roses are red
ISLANDERS are brown
thats my race
so don't put it down!!
My ISLANDER pride
I will not hide
My ISLANDER race
I will not disgrace
My ISLANDER blood
flows hot & true
My ISLANDER peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our ISLANDERS flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
ISLANDERS ARE THE BEST!!!
ISLANDERS Pride in my mind
ISLANDERS is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the ISLANDERS crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your an ISLANDER
You die with good ass pride!!!!
IF YOUR A TRUE ISLANDER U WILL SEND THIS TO 10 ISLANDERS""
YOU MAKE ME FEEL...SO ALIVE...WHEN I AM NOT WITH YOU, I JUST WANT TA CRY...THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WEAK IN THE KNEES...I WANT TO TOUCH YOU AND FEEL YOU...I FEEL THE NEED TO TASTE YOU...THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND MAKES ME MELT...OH TA JUST HAVE YOU HERE...SAFE FOR ME TA HOLD...I MISS YOU SO MUCH...PLEASE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE...SO THAT WHEN YOU COME HOME...YOU CAN BE MINE...TO TOUCH AND CARRESS...TA TASTE AND TA HOLD...AND FOREVER SAFE IN MY ARMS...
Well, let's see..I have 7 tattoos.
On my back left shoulder part of the family crest. It's a one of a kind dagger with a snake coiled around it.
On my left bicep I have a portrait of my son Holden and his name underneath his portrait.
Below that I have my band's name Taste of Heaven.
On my right bicep I have a 9/11 memorial tattoo. It is very detailed with the towers in the background, an eagle and the american flag. It has the date of the attacks written above it and "We Will Never Forget" written below it. It's pretty big.
On my left inside forearm starting from my elbow and ending at my wrist is my tribute to one of my all time favorite bands, Europe. It is a tribute to their new start in 2004. It is the band logo with the title of their 2004 album Start From the Dark underneath.
On my right inside forearm Starting from my wrist to my elbow is the H.I.M. song "Killing Loneliness."
On my back right shoulder I have the H.I.M. logo and the heartagram.
Mistress Said - Poem
Mistress Said - Poem
Walked into her room that night
I took a look around,
I knew I'd stepped where I belong
But I could not hear a sound.
From the top of the stairs she came
She cast a look down on me,
Her every step soft like silk
in her eyes.. I know what I can be.
In her skin tight leather and thigh high boots
her kid leather gloves and crimson lips,
her every step is commanding
her tight black corset shapes her hips.
and she said...
"Welcome to my dungeon
where wicked games are played.
I am the Mistress
won't you come this way?
First, you must understand
you had a name before we met,
But when you're in my dungeon
you are simply my toy, my pet.
Is that understood my thing?
In here, you belong to me,
I can give you raw pleasures
that you've only seen in your dreams.
You're the latest of many
so many good girls and boys,
all the sweet young pretty things
make the most wonderful toys."
My eyes fell upon the floor
her gaze on me so serious
Oops I Feel Stupid!
so we just got back from the vet so our kitten could get the first round of shots. poor thing. but yeah thats not why i feel stupid. i had a feeling candi wasnt a girl, but i wasnt too sure. Well, sure enough, Candi is a male. so david and i changed his name to Crichton, like Crighton. we like it bc david likes it and i wanted a strong name. so daddy's little girl is daddy's little man. hehehe off to change the captions around!
Mother Taught Me !
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
just like to say thanks for taking the time and going to vote for me!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!
DONT ASK ME TO HELP IN ANYMORE RATINGS COS 'FUCK OFF' MIGHT CAUSE OFFENCE
Who Are You?
I'm a woman who wishes to be a girl again.
I love films, they mean everything to me.
I would die without music.
I adore Japan and love to eating sushi.
I'm a liar.
I'm more truth than people can take.
I'm the last flapper
I'm on diet.
Punk Cabaret is Freedom.
I hate the sun but I love the desert.
I wish it would rain again.
I'm a complete witch.
I never leave the house without a hat.
I love to wear gloves.
I prefer being slapped with real anger than being hugged with false sympathy.
Sometimes I hate me.
I'm a blowjob queen.
I don't like being touched.
I don't care.
I love cats.
My boss called me spooky.
I don't mind being depressive.
I tried to kill myself once or twice.
I try to regret nothing.
I love stockings.
Louise Brooks is for me a goddess.
Dorothy Parker is my favourite writer.
I don't drink but I smoke too much.
I never lose control but I wish I could.
I want to be loved.
Coldness excites me.
I wish my skin was pale and white.
Well I found out that my ex bf cheated on me before he dumped me. Freakin as*hole...thats fucked up. Well he quit his job so I dont have to see him ever again...so I hope him and his fiance...since they are engaged again after less then a week of being back together...I hope they have a great life together and the song on my profile is for him. And better hope he dont get a brand new truck like he said she was gonna buy him...>:)
the circle of the trees
the circle of fire
the circle of stone
the circle of desire
ending with naught
pullings and tuggings
wants and needs
giving and taking
nothing but dreams
giving up all
needing only one
wanting only to please
seeing it done
no more important
no more tears to dry
longing and hurting
trying to go on
knowing there will never be
another total song
going through the motions
pretending its done
hiding the tears falling
behind the light of the sun
and its back again
looking for the box
wanting it to finally win
another day to go
hurt and pain
a daily friend
sometimes wishing so badly
it would just finally end
taking the collar
taking the brand
going to a safe place
burying it in the sand
never again to be worn
never again to be seen
never again to belong
On A Positive Note
I have been reading through the daily blog entries this last week in the top 100 blogs. I had to be patient, but I found a few that were worth reading! I had to weed through a ton of crap though. I dont want to read about some fat chics sexual fantasies, or see a bunch of porn pics, or anyones nude pics. I can go to 98753693 free porn sites for that. No I wanted to read a blog entry, a real one.
I found some really good stuff. One girl wrote about how her boyfriend proposed to her, it was funny too. But it was a good thing to read about.
Another girl is engaged to her ex husband. Thats pretty cool if you ask me. I even read one about someone who is taking medication and going through the adjustment and what thats like. Real life stuff.
There are a lot of really good writers on here that write short stories and poetry. And thats what I want to read. Something real. Something to make me think. Something to make me smile and laugh.
Good, bad, or indifferent it is a glimpse into
Re: This Friends, Fan&fans Native Words
THE SPIRIT OF HOPE
The old year is passing, a new one will enter,
We pray for Our People, and bring Cultures
A year full of hope, and success for all Nations,
To bring strength to our ranks and Peace for
The Ancestors come with dances of spirit,
Unity calls, " the drum beats!!" You hear it?
Their feathers, their shirts, their forms can be
They herald us now, their vision is keen.
The buffalo calf has been born, it is true,
That Prophecy stands there for me and for you.
For Mankind, for Animal, Plant and for Sea,
Mother Natures healing----from all-----is to be.
The time for re-birth is coming at hand,
Mother Nature has given the signs, " let us
The feelings, the honor, the need to go back!
The Old Ways are coming-----that is a fact.
The Old with the New brings strength to our ranks,
With such combinations of wisdom, we do all give
For wisdom and strength drawn from Ancestors'
Rating Profiles And Pics
Okay, I realize people get "points" whatever they're good for, but I'm getting tired profile comments that say "I rated you a 10. Please stop by my profile and rate mine!"
If I want to rate your profile, I will. If I don't, I won't. Rating someone's profile in the hopes that they will rate yours is selfish and then asking them to stop by and rate is narcisstic.
It's about as bad as MySpace when people BEG for comments.
If you have to get your jollies from the internet from people you will most likely never meet, then you don't live enough of a real life.
For The Ladies On Lost Cherry Call Me Big Poppa
I love it when you call me big poppa the show stopper the big bopper the head rocker. Let me wrap my 18 inch arms around you and keep you save and warm. If you tired of the boney little wimps that dont know how to treat you. Dont look any further, cause here come big poppa. Let me love you down all, night kissing you from head to toe, slowing making love to you all night long. After that your always love big poppa
I was meant to having my twin girls over this weekend but my ex has decided to take them out for the weekend. Grrrr They live with their dad and step mum and I don't get to see them in the week. I only get to see them at the weekend, now I have got to wait until next weekend :( He knows we have no insurance on our car so we can't use it he is just being a wanker. I need a big hug now and lots of vodka.
Current mood: crushed
Category: Writing and Poetry
This morning tears ran up my face.
This turned my world upside down.
My tear soaked flesh left not a trace.
The raindrops made no sound.
I ran outside to taste heavens tears
only to find my burning soul.
I sobbed in weakness in my fears
as I slipped further in the hole.
I found loved ones I've loved before
and begged them to explain.
Such sadness in my heart they tore
as they ran away from my pain.
The answer I searched for far and wide.
As I found more odds to explore.
The tears I had so unwillingly cried
burned bleeding scars forevermore.
As I searched for a way to write
these wonders happening to me,
I could not find a source for light,
I realized I couldn't see.
My world was swallowed by night
and gods drank from my sea.
I tried with all my might to fight,
yet I couldn't, when it was just me.
Lonely and lost I felt, I confess.
Enshrouded by lost dread,
A Question Answered :)
Some one aske me today what kind of woman I go for. Fair question. besides looks, here goes.
I usually go for the aggressives ones that make me work for it. Who wants the easy ones? not me :P They are for lesser men lmao. But seriously, I tend to like the women who wont take my shit.
The one that even if I put on my best game wouldnt sleep with me right off. man thats a turn on!
I like women who are smarter than me. I have no idea why, but I really like that. Conversation is a big deal.
A woman who isnt as cynical as I am. That gives me a good balance. I need that. Cant you tell?
On top of all of that, she has to be as beautiful inside as she is outside. By that I mean she has to have depth. Not afraid to show the world she has a big heart, yet not be a doormat.
That means she has to have strength. Nothing is sexier than an attractive woman of depth and strength!!
And if she were smarter than I am she would know theres a time and a place for goofing around. I dont like to loo
In My Dreams
To My Dearest One,
As I lay here tonight
I wonder where you could be.
I hope you are doing well
Wherever you might be.
As where to you are,
It is not here with me.
I lay here and wonder
Who you are and where you have been.
I wonder at when I may be able
to see you again.
I know it will be soon
For as I lay here to sleep,
I know that you will be there
There as always in My Dreams
Couple Slight Tweaks To Speed Pages Up.
most lostcherry pages should render faster in your browser as of around 9pm pst today. we made a few tweaks to the ajax stuff which makes it easier for your web browser to display our pages.
let me know if you notice any improvements, or problems.. cheers!
The Feeling Of Being Used
So I just don't understand why I am constantly used.
I bend over backwards and make people happy. I wear my heart on my sleeve and trust everyone and I get nothing in return but hurt feelings.
I constantly get used over and over and I can't seem to change it. Everytime I get my hopes up I get kicked in the face. When will it end?
I just want someone that will love me the way I should be! I want REAL friends that won't talk shit about me, I want real friends that won't be judgemental, I want a family that doesn't make assumptions. I just don't know what I have to do to get what I want. How do I have to blow for a decent break in life. ANYONE?
I didn't think so.
Oh and letting go is harder then I ever thought. Never had to let go of something like what I am now and its making for a difficult time.
What's Going On In The World
Is anyone else a little scared about what is going on rght now in the world? There is definately a lot of stuff to be scared of. We have over 260,000 troops in two different wars. The leader of Venezuela is calling our president an aweful lot of bad things.
I may not agree with my president, but it does strike a patriotic nerve to hear these things from a foreign leader. Lou Dobbs said it best though when he said that is nice that Hugo Chavez can enjoy th right to free speech here when his own citizens in Venezuela don't have that same right.
I think the guy is just trying to sell his book. I a few years when he is over thrown maybe we'll see him hosting an late night infomercial.
The muslem world is up in arms over the pope over things that he said. Last I heard they weren't too happy with us or Israel either. We also have wars that we maybe involved in with Iran and North Korea.
And no matter what type of weather that we have had lately it has very odd. Noti
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number! " and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had
The Black Day
THE BLACK DAY JUST ONE OF THOSE DAY'S WHEN EVERY THOUGHT, ACTION, SOUND YOU HEAR IS BLACK AND LIFELESS IM IN A HOLE AND I DONT WANT OUT. I HAVE MY BROKEN HEART, I HAVE MY FEARS, I HAVE MY DARK EMOTIONS THAT CONSUME ME LIKE THE THOUSAND HELLS I HAVE CREATED FOR MYSELF BEFORE THIS ONE. NO ONE WANTS TO BE HEAR AND WHEN YOU ARE HERE YOU DONT WANT TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WILL JUST PULL YOU BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN. WHO CARES FOR THE LOST, WHO CARES FOR THE WOUNDED, WHO WILL SAY I AM HERE WITH YOU IN THIS,THE BLACK DAY
Why Do I Feel So Low
Why does my heart feel so low , When all around me is a warming glow.
When im all alone so sad and blue. All day long i think of you .
Wonering where you are and what u do , wondering if your just as blue.
But no your not , cos ive just forgot, its me that is down , as i sit here and frown .
Wondering how am i to turn my life around...
Do i say Yes or do i say No ... i just don't know which way to go.
My lifes a mess i must confess, but i just do my best.
Even though i feel so low, i just feel your warming glow, and know u love me so . xxxx
Hello to all my friends,
I forgot to do this before this weekend. This weekend I will be in Tampa watching the Yankees play the Devil Rays. It's the final set before the season is over and my last time to see my boys for the year. I got here yesterday and last night's game produced a Yankee win. I'll be at the game tonight and out at the Vinoy afterwards having some drinks with the players. Then I will be at the game Sunday afternoon, hopefully not hung over before I head back home. I hope everyone has a great weekend and I look forward to talking to you guys when I get back. Thank you to those that are leaving comments on my page in my absence.
OKAY SO I POSTED THIS TO PROVE A POINT!!
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH NO ONE REALLY READS ANY OF MY BULLITINS UNLESS IT SAYS SOMETHING NASTY AS THE SUBJECT. WHY IS THAT? I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS SUPOSE TO BE A FUN PLACE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY THING GOING ON HERE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG PORNO SHOW.. BUNCHES OF NAKED WOMEN DISGRACING THEMSELVES, SHOWING OFF THEIR BODIES TO RANDOM PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE POINT, TO MAKE YOURSELVES FEEL BETTER OR WHAT? ALL MY PICS ARE FULLY CLOTHED AND I GET WONDERFUL COMMENTS, THAT ALONE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.. SO I WAS JUST CURIOUS? ANYONE WHO WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLEASE FEEL FREE.. I REALLY WANT TO KNOW?!?!?!
THANK YOU AND GOOD RIDDENCE!!
Made Me Laugh...
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open
What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko60%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
I Wanna Be...
I WANNA BE... SOMEONE BRAVE...SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS... SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT JUDGEBY LOOKS... SOMEONE CARING... SOMEONE WHO LIVES... WHO DOES NOT HIDE FROM LIFE... SOMEONE WHO CAN SMILE EVEN WHEN I'M SAD... I WANNA BE THE PERSON YOU FEEL YOU CAN TURN TOO... WHEN YOU ARE SAD AND BLUE...THE ONE WHO HELPS YOU SMILE WHEN YOU REALLY WANNA CRY... I WANNA BE THE ONE TO SOOTHE YOUR FEVERED BROW...THE ONE YOU TELL YOUR SECRETS TOO... I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU TRUST... THE ONE YOU LOVE NO MATTER WHAT... I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU WANT TO SHELTER YOU FROM LIFES STORMS... I WANNA BE THE ONE... WILL YOU LET ME???
My Left Leg.
I lost a leg in a UH-60 BlackHawk crash while serving in the Army. NO BIG DEAL, I'M OVER IT!!
What I can't get over & REALLY hurts...women won't take the time to even talk to me, so they never get to know the man I am. THAT is what hurts most. CONSTANT REJECTION.
Ill Sing This Song To You :d
down at the workshop all the elfs are makeing toys for the good gentle girls and teh good gentle boys then the boss jumped in and scared them half to death had a malcom in his had and cheap whisky in his breath from his head to his boots he was covered in ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled ranbow and he smiled and he said witha twinkle in his eye merry crismas to all now ur all gona die the night santa went crazy the night saint nick went insane relized hed been gettin the wrong deal somethin finnally musta snaped in his brain well teh workshop was gone now he decided to bomb it everywhere ull find peices of cupet and comet n he tied up his helpers and he held teh elfs hostage n he gruond up poor ruodlf into reindeer sausage he got dancer adn prancer witha old germin louger n he slashed up dasher just like freddy kouger n he picked up a flame throwa and he bbqed blitzen n he took a big bite and said it tastes jsut like chicken the night santa went crazy the night saint nick went ins
All About Me
IM JUST DAMN SEXY!! Well lets see im a 32 year old white male i just had a kidney transplant sept.19th so im getting my life back finely and i looking for some one to shear it with if possable but if not.. i can always use a good friend..im currently going to school and getting my degree in computer repair and programming so i guess that makes me a nerd or something like that went to college @ TexasA&M for 2 and 1/2 years was playing college football and base ball when i found out i had kidney failer so had to drop out of school and start dialysis but im all fixed now and hope to stay that way..
Love for ever and a day..
Something quite peculiar,
most people would say,
the way she chose,
to dance upon his grave.
Some say he didn't love her,
others say he just went mad,
but no one would ever deny him,
his wife was never sad.
She lay by his grave at night,
giggling with glee.
Every day she went to his graveside,
just to keep him company.
She loved her husban
Your Values Profile
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor l
Well its my birthday leave me something sweet
Sometimes When You Lost, You Really Win
I had a friend submit me in a contest. Sexiest LC men was the contest.
First I have to say I was totally flattered and blown away that anyone thought of me that way. And it made me smile, hey, it felt good. That was awsome.
Now if you know me at all you probably know I have this moral thing ands wont ask for votes. Even when it frustrates my friends. I understand they just want me to do well. And we all know in order to win any contest on LC you have to whore yourself out relentlessly. Even buy blasts to advertise.
Okay, its obvious I am not going to win. And there are much better looking men in the contest than me. I can be that honest.
Tonight when I logged on I had 2 shouts in my shoutbox. Both from one of the guys in the contest asking me to vote for him. Then it hit me. Not only did this cat not know I was in the same contest, he was blindly asking anyone to vote for him. Now, what does that say about a person?
I guess wecan leave that question rhetoric. But I will say this
Looking For Slaves
I'M LOOKING ALSO FOR ONE TO THREE FEMALES WHO ARE SUBMISSIVES.FOR FULL TIME SUBS AND FETISH MODELS.HOLLA AT ME
god!!!! why is it that i need 20,000 points to get to the next level???? is this not insane?????? what happens when you become to level 10 or 11? do you suddenly become this point monger??? 20,000 points. it'll take years to get to a new level. this suckssssssssssssss
This Makes Me Sooo Sexually Excited---yeah
oh ladies thank you soo much--i was so reluctant to post --well pix of me --you know--naked--but-it gets me so hard when i see you wonderful ladies come to visit me and --well 'little me'--
and even sending us love.
sooo please look at my 'private for the ladies gallery--if ya send me some love--i'll buy ya a gift--cause you got me sooo sexually excited oxoxoxxo love ya's
What Kind Of Pie Are You?
You Are Lemon Meringue Pie
You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet
Those who like you have well refined tastes
What Kind of Pie Are You?
I'm A Californian
I'M CALIFORNIAN THAT MEANS...
-Our chics are way hotter then yours
- I say "like" and "fer sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "hecka" and "hella"; and I say them often.
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
- Summers are really hot, and winters are really cold. That's the way it is.
- I go to the Beach - not "down the shore".
- I know 65 mph really means 80+.
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way.
- I've been to "the City" aka "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
- My governor can kick your governors ass.
- I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
- I cuss a lot.
- I might g
[noun]:A master of sexual gratification
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To My Friends
Just wanted all to know that my comp has been down, should have it back up in a week or two.
I be going in the hosipital for sugary in the next week are so. But i will be fine. kept show the love. I will miss all of ya'll. I hope to be back soon, don't forget me.
On A Roll
Hi people...earlier on i posted that i have an interview tomorrow...well another company called me to let me know that i have an interview with them on wednesday :)))
Beautiful By Raven's Rant
How can I show you
that you are beautiful
when you always look the other way
with every living breath
feeding yourself deceit
every night as you lie in bed
How can I show you
that you are beautiful
when you see only flaws in the diamond
and not the sparkle that it holds
You judge yourself with consequence
tearing down what nature built
and turning it into darkness cold
How can I show you
that you are beautiful
when you don't look into the mirror
save with tear-streaked eyes
How can you see yourself as I do
when you're peering through a looking glass
warped by doubt and loathing
brewed within your mind
How can I show you
that you are beautiful
when your beauty is just too much
and leaves me lost for words
choking on every thought
while trying to explain something so clear
that it is written all over your face
How can I show you
that you're beautiful
when the world is not enough
and a million voices
fail to chang
Maybe Im Just...................
To be honest, I really dont know what I am. On one hand I am on top of the world about somethings. And at the same time I feel like I am soo alone. I know I have people who love me dearly, but thats the way I've felt for a lil while. IDK prolly just due to lack of sleep and the fact that I stopped my meds...........
Mysterious Bathroom Shower Story
(ok this is one of those stories where I start it out and yall can help tell how the story goes from there)
ok there was this dude and he came home from a hard days work and had to take a hot shower.......so he went in the shower and closed the shower curtains and turned the hot water on and closed his eyes as the water hit his crown of his head and splashed down his body then all a sudden he slipped and bumped his head and wake up in that same shower with the water off and shower curtains still closed and wondered how long he was out......shivering cold and wet he was...he went to grab a towel from beyond the shower curtain and saw himself in another world but in the same shower stall.....from then on back at his home world there was a missing persons case out for him.....and his brother checked and saw his brothers clothes still on the bathroom floor and the shower still hot and wet like it was most recently used but the dude ( I will call him Gabe) was no where to be found in
Friends Turned Family
OK everyone, I have WAY too many people on my friends list, so for all of those that I stay in constant contact with, I'm switching you to family, because I luv y'all.
So I guess my thought for today (technically Tuesday) is:
A friend will come bail you out of jail, but "FAMILY" will be sitting next to you laughing, saying "That was fucking awesome!!!"
Luv, peace & axle grease, *~*Jenna*~*
how would the green grass grow
with out the light of the sun?
it would be dry and brittle.
roses...daisies..there would be none.
and how bout that gold fish?
with out water he'd be dead.
there would be no fish bowl.
his whole existance left nothin to be said.
what about your goldy locks?
becoming like a nest.
with out using it's counterpart,
bugs would surely fest.
even toilets with stains,
would forever stained be.
without the porcelain buddy,
toilet brushes are the key.
even q-tips need a friend,
you know the wax inside your ear?
q-tips help with removal of
build up causin you not to hear.
have you ever had a cold,
and couldn't stop the snot?
without the lotiony kleenex,
your nose would surely rot.
nuperin, advil, asperin, or bayer,
they all help with your pains.
what would happen if they were gone?
your eliments would remain.
when you fell and skinned your knee,
the faithful bandaid was there.
to stop the blood and look cool too,
snoopy and garfield al
Tierd Of Being Alone
y do guys always have to be assholes and use me for one thing or anouther ???????? y cant i just find a guy that lieks me for me and not fucking just for my body................
If I Knew Then
when i was young i dreamed of a girl that i would love. when i got older i found her. but she didnt feel the same.. she broke my heart. so for a few years i fellowed her lead, breaking hearts as i went.when i found another i detacated mysalf to her only to be let down again... pay back for the way i acted?? a heart can be true but infected with hate.. break the chain and try always to be true to your self and others because it always come back to you
Lol...i Think We All Already Knew The Answer To This One
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Are You a Tease?
An Italian Boy Confession
>>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
>>The priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
>>Yes, Father it is.
>>And who was the loose woman you were with?
>>I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
>>Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
>>may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
>>I cannot say.
>>Was it Teresa Volpe?
>>I'll never tell.
>>Was it Nina Capelli?
>>I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
>>Was it Cathy Piriano?
>>My lips are sealed.
>>Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
>>Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
>>The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight-lipped, Johnny
>>Parisi, and I admire that.
>>But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church
>>services for 4 months.
>>Now you go and behave yourself.
>>Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
>>whispers, What'd you get?
>>Four months vacation and five good leads........
YOU SEE MY NAME HERE POSTED AS "RAYNE TYLER" FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME AND THEREFORE DON'T KNOW THIS ALREADY, "TYLER" IS MY MIDDLE NAME. JUST A LITTLE FACTOID.
finally my home comp is done being rebuilt and i can pick it up this afternoon!!! i will be able to be on line from home and just not at work!! i am so very happy :):)
have a good day all