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Three names I go by: 1. Mela 2. Melanie 3. Vanima Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Casino 2. Waitress 3. Bartender Three Places I have lived 1. Lake Charles, LA 2. Moss Bluff, LA 3. Westlake, LA Three Favorite drinks 1. Coke 2. rum 3. juice Three TV Shows that I watch when I get to watch 1. Weather 2. Trueblood 3. Sons of anarchy Three places I have been 1. Los Angeles 2. Baltimore 3. Grand Cayman People who text me regularly 1. Shannon 2. Addison 3. Randrick Three of my favorite foods 1. Chocolate 2. Pizza 3. Choc... umm.. Beef :D Three friends who I think will respond 1. Have 2. No 3. Idea Three Things I am looking forward to 1. FRIENDSHIP 2. fewer doc. appointments 3. having a life!
Everyday Heroes
                                                  Everyday Heroes         No life lost       All Lives Saved,      The oath of a Fire Fighter      on the lines today.        When the bell rings,      on their engine they ride,      always aware of their fellow     brothers and sisters     that have died.       Into the flames of Hell,     they'll bravely go,    whether they come back or not    they do not know.      Be it a burning building    or a forest of flames    they'd prefer a simple " Thank You"    to glory and fame.      Battling roaring flame,    and scorching heat,    they are the bravest    men and women   you'll ever meet.
So yesterday I ran out of the wellbutrin that I was put on when I was vaguely suicidal a month ago... it worked GREAT, but the mail order place hasn't filled my order yet.  In the meantime, I'm apparently stupid and emo enough to take a lot of things personally - though at least I was able to keep myself offline during the worst of it. Suffice it to say, I've got a lot of shit going on right now that I haven't talked about, because I was trying not to write depressing blogs. I, too, come here to escape from the crap that is my real life - and I lean too much on my friends.  When those I've trusted most decide to throw that away, it makes my real life problems come to the surface again.  But, I digress.   I can't take back what was said, but I can promise to try not to do it again.  I'm about as far from perfect as it gets, though, so no guarantees.  My friends know all of this about me and will support me, and I will try my best not to disappoint them. Thanks to Lilboops for making
i never do these blog thingys right  but here goes...... as if anyone really cares anyways.....   Been doing laps for about 2 months , was up to 70 a day....  Last Monday, was all crampy,  thinking it was just that symptom that makes us chicas wanna stab people... After 2 days,  thought... oh maybe a kidney infections (same crampy lowerback sucky  feeling)  & went about my days as usual but slightly uncomfortable.... waiting for the Dr to call back to fill script for Bactrim  (sp?)   Needed to see me 1st but couldnt til following week....... Friday.  went to a cool floating Aqua Park & jumped off 30-50' icebergs & down giant slides etc..... (still thought maybe still a kidney infection & was not bothering me so much, as to keep me from doing anything that I set out to that day.)  Saturday....  woke up could not even move....... went to ER..... damn I need that week or 4 on the beach, in Aruba, with that cabana boy catering to my needs, I tell ya! mine is this or that & for reas
Time Stand Still
I turn my back to the windTo catch my breathBefore I start off again.Driven on without a moment to spendTo pass an evening with a drink and a friendI let my skin get too thinI'd like to pauseNo matter what I pretendLike some pilgrimWho learns to transcendLearns to live as if each step was the end(Time stand still)I'm not looking backBut I want to look around me now(Time stand still)See more of the people and the places that surround me nowFreeze this moment a little bit longerMake each sensation a little bit strongerExperience slips awayExperience slips awayI turn my face to the sunClose my eyesLet my defences downAll those wounds that I can't get unwoundI let my past go too fastNo time to pauseIf I could slow it all downLike some captain, whose ship runs agroundI can wait until the tide comes around(Time stand still)I'm not looking backBut I want to look around me now(Time stand still)See more of the people and the places that surround me nowFreeze this moment a little bit longerMake
I Want To Host Contest
I want to host a contest for men to enter about their legs. I love a mans legs! But I am a single mother of 2 so I can NOT offer stuff like bling packs or an auto or that kind of stuff as a reward. So I need some help. I would like to know from YOU what you would like from ME as a reward. Dont be shy. I want honesty. Once I figure out from you what you want as a reward then I will figure out when I will place the contest & how long it will run & all that good stuff. Remember HONESTY   Thank you  
We're home alone. Soft rock playing low on cd player. We're dancing slow, I'm holding you from behind, hands on hips. We're moving in unison to the beat. Your head tilting to right, I'm nuzzling your neck. I'm tasting you, licking, nibbling... Just Getting Lost...
Which Part Of Your Body Hasnt Been Kissed?
which part of your body hasnt been kissed? Has the back of ur knees been kissed yet? coz if they havent???? .....oh u didnt feel my tongue and lips on them as i slowly kissed ur inner thighs, going up, lips still on ur skin and wet, while my tongue is moving. slightly moving up and down, tips of my hair gently brushing on ur skin.Then as u feel the tingling, u get hard. the base of my tongue just touching just touching ur right groin, slightly touching ur balls, and i linger on the inner thighs, just as i give u the feeling of tingly sensation up ur spine..... u let out a small moan,u get harder, feeling a throb like sensation on ur cock, i stroke it, but i ask u how u want it, and u say lick it,, and i do it now ur cock is on my mouth, my tongue circles the edges and the tips, i give a little suck, but i see ur eyes closed as u let out a stronger moan. You have ur hands in my head, tugging my hair a bit, pushing ur cock deep in my mouth and u linger, i give it a suck, while my hands j
Paternity Fraud
I know I haven't been on here as much as I have been in the past. After being deleted "mysteriously" several times in the last few months, I figure I would just kinda keep a low profile. But, that is only one of the reasons why I haven't been on as much. The main reason is that my husband and I have been busy dealing with a Paternity Fraud case involving his EX wife, her new husband and son. Those of you who have been friends with Dan and I in the past are aware of this, those of you who are recent friends are not. This came about back in August of 2008, when Dan's "son" came to stay with us for a week. Previously, this young man has mouthed off to me and my son's about Dan and his family, saying cruel, hurtful things about them. These rambliings by this young man has always led me to believe that he was not my husband's biological son and when I would mention this to my husband Dan, a fight would always ensue. When this young man was graduating from High School, he called my husband
Damn Girl You Really Let Yourself Go.
mischa barton is back on her meds. Maybe she'll clean herself up a bit. Just another fameball gone crackhead gone stoner.   
These Mutherfuckers Think They Are Being Sneaky!..
COMCAST! You sons of bitches! Fuck you.. I enter my account # and the first thing it tells me is that I have a pending appointment.. I ask to be transfered to Comcast Tech/Stalking Salesperson.. I ask about the appointment. They say my old address is still linked to my new account because they haven't gone out to my old place to shut something off..  It'll be taken care of by next week.. I ask to be tranfered back to the main menu.. Nope, he's gotta pimp some cable and phone package i want no part of.. It only took 2 no's to get him to give up.. He thanked me by sending me back to the very begining.. You mutherfucker.. I was calling to pay my internet bill.. I give my debt card info, exp. date, It askes me to confirm the exp. date 3 times..  I'm shouting into the phone, "YES!".. "We will now transfer you to a customer care agent"..   WTF? mutherfuckers.. Dipshit has no idea what the problem was.. Comcast dude: I'd like to tell you about our newest Cable package, yadda, yadda. M
Smile Contest
I'm in a best smile contest: most rates wins a HH and most comments wins a boomerang. I know doing a ton of commenting is annoying, so if you just rate the pic, I'll be happy. The contest ends in 2 weeks. I will link the pic in the comments. Thanks everyone. :)
Got Privacy??
Are You Cake Or Pie?
You Are Pie You are sweet, but there's more to the story than that. You're quite complicated. Sometimes people don't appreciate you as much as they should. You are really quite special. You are deep, thoughtful, and get better with time. You are subtle but powerful. You are very traditional, and that's a good thing. You remind people of simpler and happier times. Are You Cake or Pie? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone
What I Look For In My Partner!!!
In a partner I especially appreciate a gentle and decent character, vitality and inquisitiveness, a sense for domesticity and accuracy and - last but not least a man who knows how to treat a Lady in the right way.I have not given up to find the right, Handsome and intelligent man to spend the rest of my life with. I enjoy leading an active and healthy life. Seeing new and different things and meeting new people as well as time together with friends. I also enjoy romancing someone special with quiet walks on the beach or a candleight dinner at a quiet resturant, maybe to just sit on the quay with a good glass of wine and watch the stars. I love kids and would like to have one. If you have children they are very welcome. I would like to build a strong and happy relationship with the one person that I cannot live without. I do like my future partner to be kind, loyal, responsive, educated, intelligent, goal and career oriented, faithful, honest, romantic, affectionate, tender, merry and
Your So Gay.........
      I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While jacking off listening to mozart You bitch and moan about LA Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway You don’t eat meat And drive electrical cars You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art You need SPF 45 just to stay alive (CHORUS) You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like boys You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like… You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal Secretly you’re so amused That nobody understands you I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than... (CHORUS) You
My Favorite Quote
 I am no one special. Just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten.  But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived.  I've loved another with all my heart and soul and for me that has always been enough.   * I have always loved this quote and for me its very true and this was sweet success*
Subway Jerkin'
You never know what you're going to encounter on public transportation. Tonight I had a real treat. Walk onto the train to some guy bouncing his dick at me. For my further enjoyment, he sat across from me jerkin' his shit. Wow. I know you're all jealous. Try to hold yourselves back. My response to such attention? I glanced over at him with an arched eyebrow then down to his little friend then back up to his face. I told him his technique needed work because I wasn't impressed.
Yahoo Im Chat Robots! Zomgz!
So I was talking to a friend on FB this past evening when I got some random friend requests on yahoo messenger... The following is the chat log/fun that ensued.   BUZZ!!! samuelscamymi:   hey jimmitz_p: hi   samuelscamymi: i'm Katie, 23/f/California currently in school. Would you like to chat ? Where are you from?   jimmitz_p: thats funny why does it say Jody in your profile?   samuelscamymi: ok nice! do you have any pictures? I added new pics here   but I can also turn on my webcam   jimmitz_p: and your profile says you're in washington D.C.   samuelscamymi: Do you have a cam? I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? it's ok if u don't have one   jimmitz_p: This is a bot huh? you're not real. NOBODIES REAL BUT THEY"RE WILLING TO LET YOU KNOW.   samuelscamymi: I have a blue dinosaur that eats pancakes... is that real enough for ya??   jimmitz_p: Why did you tell me you're katie, but your profile says Jodi and your name is samuel.   samuelscamymi: Ok here   but
Rant Of The Day
Am I the only one who wishes they'd bring back special characters in names so the groupies stop putting "x" as every other letter? An example, for those who don't know what I'm talking about:  xMs mInAjxFuCTxTpCxED 
How Much Are Your Children Worth?
Many of you already know what my opinion is of CPS and the various state-by-state agencies. Here in Oregon, it's known as the Department of Human Resources, and I will be referring to it as such. Just know that this includes DHS, CSD, CPS, and many many more. Also know that I do not think that every single DHS worker is a bad one. Many of them actually do a good job and protect our children. However, in recent years there have been an increasing number of cases that have been mishandled almost to the point of criminal misconduct. I have come to the opinion from my own experiences, those of friends, and of research of done on the subject that while there are those few employee's that do a good job, DHS itself has become almost as much of a danger to our children as the things they are supposed to be protecting our children from. There are a couple things that need to be understood about DHS policy and guidelines, the first of which being that they have the power, without proof of any
What Goes On In Computers?
I SO wish I could take credit for this!   Internal Debate by Streeter Seidell April 09, 2008   Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?Mouse: Of course. Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously. Monitor: Oh God, here we go. Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?Printer: No.Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there. Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon. Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print th
This is really weird. I never looked at it this way.  Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?  That "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"?  If you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you?  How weird is that?
A Real Man
A Real ManA real man is a woman's best friend. He willnever stand her up and never let her down.He will reassure her when she feels insecureand comfort her after a bad day.He will inspire her to do things she neverthought she could do; to live without fearand forget regret. He will enable her toexpress her deepest emotions and give in toher most intimate desires. He will make sureshe always feels as though she's the mostbeautiful woman in the room and will enableher to be the most confident, sexy,seductive, and invincible.No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.SHIT!
New Members?
I have to get new members that are green to send me drinks. It's actually a lot harder than I thought it would be. Offering fuBucks only works on a few of them. Oh well, I'll get it. Ugh.   The thing I'm wondering is why are some new members coming in at level 10 or 11 while others are coming in at level 0. One friend told me it was because they were referred, but isn't everyone referred now? It's an invite only site. If that's the case, wouldn't every new member be level 10 or 11? Just makes no sense to me. I'd ask Mike or Ryan, but neither of them are on. Any of you have ideas????   Love you all!
I usually leave comments in the statuses, am I wrong to do this. I mean If people do it to me I would reciprocate.  A.Wrong B. Comment
Nice In The Mumms
Are we supposed to act all goody two motherfucking shoes in the mumms?
=== 'James Sands' wrote the following at '2010-09-02 23:14:26'..>> My dick is 13 inches when soft. Me...Well aren't you just special. I don't give a fuck
Cheech And Chong Up In Smoke
20 Million....
fuBucks to the person that is willing to buy me a bomb. Yeah, I know....but I'm so close to leveling, it's not funny, lol.   Anyway, if you are willing to do it, DO NOT just send it. Send me a message first and wait for me to reply. I have to get my kiddos in the bath and in bed and I don't want people thinking I'm trying to rip them  off.   I WILL send the fuBucks to the person that sends me the bomb...but I just want to message them to know they are for sure going to do it. Hope that makes sense, lol.
Come Rain, Hail, Sleet Or Snow Fvck Customer Service
So yes come rain hail sleet or snow the postal person will come through for you. However, come customer service it is all about Fvck you!  This is how my lunch went today at the post office.  May I help you?  Yes I need to have the key to my mail box apparently it has been changed.  It has?  Yes. Seems I misplaced my key and didn’t check my mail for 10 days and the postal person sent all my mail back as no longer at the residents.  So then you have your key?  Yes, however it doesn’t work.  How so?  Well, um when I put it in the lock and attempt to turn it, it doesn’t turn. Hence it doesn’t work.  Hmm I wonder why that is?  As do I. I did see the postman last Saturday I explained and I tried to explain what happened to him and this was our conversation.   Excuse me sir.  Yes (he never looked up)  It seems I miss placed my key and you requested my mail be returned. I fixed this at the post office and wanted to be sure you know I still currently live
Fu An Its Drama
it bout dat time 4 me ta speak my peace i have been bashed an lied bout on hurr mo den once an it time 4 me ta say my end of all of dis da pics dat i am usin r me an if u doubt dat den u aint truely my friend or fam a good bit of peeps have met me an know who i am inside an out so wut da rest of yall on hurr thankof me is irrelavant ta me if u wanna talk shit on me an call me a fake come an find out meet me in person if not stfu an quit spittin my name out ya mouth as 4 my friends an fam dat have stuck by me an believed in me no matta wut yall r da ones dat count ta me im debatin deletin my fu only cuz im tryin ta have a real life an dont need da he said she said drama on hurr 2 my fiance an bff i love u mo den u will eva know an our time is comin soon 2 my dad on hurr u mean da world ta me an i got mad respect 4 u 2 my sis u know how we roll 2 my cuzins u know i got u in anythan 2 spikey mike an my otha friend yall know wut u mean ta me an if any of yall wanna keep in touch wit me hit
becuase you hurt me. no matter what i did it wasnt good enough. I was an afterthought. never first. unhappy. lonely. i tried so hard, and you didnt even notice. i let this go on to long. thats why.   goodbye.
How To Flirt Like A Pro
because I'm not on ff
Fu Owned.
Okay, I'm not entirely sure what it means to be 'Fu-owned'. I could look it up or find a member of Fubar staff to ask, but it's just too much effort - as much as i'd love to know what it involves, I'm not quite interested enough to do cutting edge research into 'Fu-ownership' ...   So, could someone please explain to me a few things... 1. What happens to you on here when you're Fu-owned? 2. What does the owner get out of owning you? 3. Can you actually refuse to be owned, if you really wanted to.     - and that's all, I'd love some answers as I'm kinda puzzled...   thanksandbye :)
To My Fu_real Friend Ths For Ya..u Know Who You Are ..
hun dont worry about the people of ur past there's a reason they didnt make it to your future ..       Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt ,deeply hurt by someone you trust.. but its better to love and get hurt than never love and don't get hurt ..were not an island lolz..                       so can i have your smile now ..??
Face, Body
I generally look at a woman's face before her body, is that unmanly?  A.Wimp B. Insightful
It's Reeka's Fault...
When they changed the Scroll Bar to the Affixed Bar at the top of the page, I whined in my status about not bein' able to "sing" "I was Scrollin' alooooooooong on Fubar Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Reeka left me a comment about channeling Van Halen's "Standing On Top of the World" and now it's stuck in my head. So, thank/blame Reeka for today's music gem. Top of the Worldfrom For Unlawful Carnal Knowledgewritten by Michael Anthony, Sammy Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halenperformed by Van Halen Hey, baby. Woo!I know you believe in meThat's all I ever need. Uh-huhNo no, nothin's gonna stop itNothin' will discourage me. Oh, noHey baby, uh-it's the only way outOh, little darlin', now come onWhat's it all about?Standin' on top of the worldFor a little whileStandin' on top of the worldGonna give it all we gotOh, I know you wanna touchI got to have a little tasteI just wanna sink my teeth in thatFine piece o' real estate. YeahHey baby, woo! Make it nice 'n sweet. Ooh!Oh, little darlin'Let's take
Quote Of The Day 9/17/2010
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may lookback and realize they were the big things - Antonio Smith
My Everything
Goodbye Was the last thing you said to me No why A million reasons without a word   You walked out and never looked back I tried so hard just to hate you In tears is how you left me Ripped my heart out after all we've been through   You can't see What you mean to me I'm so broken Not another that completes me   Why did it have to be this way Why did you just walk away How could this be You were my everything   Long gone I've tried so hard just to move on It hurts When I think back to the memories   Every time I see you now The tears stream down my face My mind starts to race again And think about what I did wrong   I miss you so much Just want to feel your touch The taste of your kiss So many things i miss   Why did it have to be this way Why did you just walk away How could this be You were my everything   I won't go on My fingers runs across the trigger It won't be long I'll soon end this anger   Then a hand reaches out There's a voice in
Learn To Respect Women & Talk With Your Mind...not Ur Dick
I'm writing this in big letters so you men can see it!  I have been online for several years. I have been on many social networking sites and it still amazes me as to the number of asshats who have no respect for women by coming into our SBs or private chats and saying "hey sexy" or "you're hot!"  This is not a way to introduce yourself. This just tells us women that you're an idiot looking to get his dick off. Which is a BIG turn-off when we are definitely not looking for that sort of thing. It also annoys the hell out of us! So, here is a little tip from me to you...DON'T DO IT!! You want to talk to us women then be respectful and considerate. Take the time to read our profiles before you open your fucking mouth. You might actually learn something. Realize that not all women are 1-900 operators *plus not all those "women" are me!* Plus don't come onto our profiles and berated, cuss at, or belittle us because we aren't in the mood for your bullshit or don't want to pl
Players Cheaters Men And Women
Here we go again What is it with egostistical women and men Why you wanna put yourself in pain Why do you decide to cheat that day When we dont accept your apologies Thats when you start talkin shyt about me Im like what the f*ck is wrong with them Im not involved with that shyt sorry My parts  are precious to me If you decide to share keep doin what your doin Your actions will catch up one day  
So, for one of my classes tomorrow, we're supposed to draw a concept map by hand. It's a team project, but since it was such a simple task, we elected one person from my team to do this. Unfortunately for my team, I got chosen. Now, for those of you who don't know what a concept map is, it looks something like this:     So, here's my concept map for my class:    
Feeling Distant.
With the advent of Twitter, Facebook, Myspace and even Fubar. I think more and more people are becoming more distant as the cause of it I remember when I was younger feeling more connected to people. Nowadays with the addictive addition of the internet I think it's becoming harder and harder for us to have meaningful and lasting relationships. no matter if they are friendships or even lovers.   I think we all need to get closer to those whom we care about.
The Changing Leaves Test
You Are Steady You are a completely unwavering person. You are very faithful and loyal. You are serious... maybe to a fault. You are dependable, and you remain calm when the world is spinning around you. You are reserved and a bit of an introvert. Only those who really know you understand your serenity. You are someone of substance and character. Your waters run deep. The Changing Leaves Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone
I'm thinking about spending some money on here. I know what I want to get, but I'm sure that it will cost me a fortune!!!   Ideally I'd get me a HH, VIP, and a decent size bling pack. I guess I need to see how much it will total. Ugh.   Anyway, I have another job. I'll now be working 6 days a week. Sunday will be my only day off. Thank goodness I'll be working early shifts though out the week.   OH...I got my hair cut yesterday. I'll be taking pictures of it soon. =]   Love you, friends
Stormy Days...graphic Sensuality, Nsfw
It was a soft rainy morning, and the two of us were on the couch watching old movies. I sat at the end with my arm around my lover, her head against my shoulder. We had no ambitions, no plans, and we had settled in after a quiet morning’s breakfast that was filled with smiles and small chitchat. We just wanted to get lost in each other’s company.   Occasionally I would lean down and kiss the top of my lover’s head gently, smelling the sweetness of her hair. Even though I couldn’t see her face, I knew it made her smile each time. Her answer was a gentle stroke of her hand against my chest and I would catch it and kiss her wrist before I let it go.   Halfway through a movie, the sky darkened and the rain began to fall heavier. In the distance, occasional echoes of thunder started to roll through.  Outside the branches of the trees shook as the wind buffeted them.   As if it hand a mind of its own, my hand softly drifted down her arm and back, feeling the smo
October And The Past Year...
October was always one of my favorite months... this year it is hard though...  A year ago.. my husband and I split up for what was supposed to be a temporary separation... yeah.. not so much... May our divorce was final. he would rather be with a slut who sleeps with 7 guys in a week then be with his wife... cool no skin off my nose.... well not anymore anyway.. My ex husand and i are completely different people. I know that now.. I also know that we should have NEVER gotten married.. i loved him.. but it wasn't that "get married" kind of love... over the past year... I have realized a lot about myself... I lived in a depression. I gave up a LOT to be with a man i shouldn't have been with... I have always been someone who LIKED going out with friends... him.. he started that way.. but became a hermit... which caused me to be one too.... I lost touch with GOOD friends... and i have been working on those friendships again.. as well as friendships i NEVER thought i would have again.
yup, i know my stat messages are goofy, lol, i took a poll once, and you guys agree, LOL.....but i won't stop cause it's me....and i don't take pix for rates....yup, they are mostly nsfw, but it's because i am an artist....and i enjoy doin it....i don't mind people seeing, the body is beautifuil be it 100 or 500's in the eye of the beholder...true beauty is not in any pic is the person, the words in the chatbox that displays TRUE beauty...the inner if i offend u with my pix don't come here cause i don't care, lol....i'm just havin fun....i am no prettier than any woman here....just more obnoxious, HAHAHAHAHA! and i do love my fam, no joke ;)
Leon 10.7.10
The day that I met Leon I knew in my heart that he was the one for me.... Not a day goes by that we are not on the phone talking, texting, or on skype for 12- 14 hrs a day together. My sister absolutely loves him and he has a place in her heart. He also holds my family close to him as well. I laugh, am free, and loved by him you can tell by all the pictures he takes of me daily and uploads. I will be in his arms in his arms soon. December as a matter of fact. Everyday a little bit more of me appears and everyday more and more of me falls in love with him. I hate to close my eyes because I am afraid of losing him but I know this is not true. He has shocked me so many times over the pat few months and I love it. His entire family knows all about me and a first I was a little scared wanted to dig a hole and crawl in but today I know I don't have to do that anymore. I wake up to some beautiful txts during the night since he is working while i am sleeping. Leon I love you now and forever. L
Anger Hurt Disappointment!
I am failing as a mother!  My son angers me at every turn, I cannot seem to get him to do his work and when he does it is sloppy and illegible.  I lost it tonight, I am ready to fucking break!  3hrs he sits at the dining room table working on his math homework, or supposedly does.  I go to check it and he has done 1 fucking page! 1 fucking page!  He is incredibly fucking smart..there is no excuse, except my short comings as a mother!  As he sobs in the shower, come tomorrow he will turn in his homework incomplete...he is in FUcKING GATE CLASS!  I don't know what to do, I have removed all his pleasures (DS, Legos and comic books) I have nothing left to take..I cannot  give him back a privilege or reward him for not doing what he is suppose to.  I find out last night that the night before at back to school night, he put a kid in a choke hold and didn't bring home the principals I was pissed last night and made him clean his room..instead of homework.  Tonight, he was to finish h
Three & Out
Three facts about me you can't see on a computer:   1.  I say the first thing that comes to my mind. It's A.D.D. It gets me in trouble sometimes, but I'd rather have everything said than hold anything in.   2.  I love to spend time with my nieces and nephews because I can't have kids. And because they truly are more entertaining than most adults.   3.  I sleep in the middle of my bed.   Repost with your own, if you like. Random game.
New Game!
I like this new's called '52 Card Pick-up'. :)   You hold a deck of cards in your hand and ask someone if they wanna play, they say "sure!" and then you throw the deck of cards at them and say "pick it up".
Caa Blog 137
 An extended family member here on Fu son is very ill and needs our prayers. please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers.     Thank you Doc
I have found my fetish to be quite simple...   I dress up just like myself and act like a psychotic bitch...
Man I did too much hoaring yesterday. I woke up feeling like I tied a good one on with alcohol and I didnt even drink :) Now today I wish I could take back all the *likes* I did yesterday because in reality 3/4 of them I dont like, it was just a way for me to keep track on who I have rated.   Second, I want to thank all that have had me in their families with famps going, that means alot to me even if I dont say anything.   Third, I am not sure who bought my VIP, I received it on my birthday with no message as to who purchased it, so I haven't been able to thank you properly and feel bad for that, so if by chance you did it, please send me a pm so I can thank you properly.   Third off I lubbers all of my friends and family. If I am on your page at least once a day, you know who you are...   thats all.... thanks for reading.
My Immanent Doom
She'll walk through the night Like the whispering wind, Starting at twilight Until the new day begins. Searching for love lost, never found As she glides quietly across the ground. Silently she gazes through my window Calling, beckoning me to arise from my pillow. I hear her voice, weeping. I arise from where I lay sleeping To move across the moonlit room, Towards the sultry voice, my imminent doom.   Written by  Blades of Darkness & Danielle Nightshade
Teh Fubucks!
This is MandaSMASH. (wave manda) She is trying for spotlight. She is getting my points today.   mandaSMASH@ fubar   Can you please spare a few?   Thanks!   (link down in comments for the linking challenged)
Wrote this tonight so figured would share with everyone   ADDICTION       You are my addiction, inside I know its true cause when your not around I only yearn for you.  What we have is questionable, i guess to say the least just when i start to get comfortable, you turn around and say peace.  I try to detox myself of you, which always starts off great As I get closer to the end, you always yell out WAIT!  I just wish you'd open up, about what it is you see that over and over again brings you back to me.   I know your reasonings are different than mine, and to that I say thats fine, but honestly in my heart of hearts it hurts me deep inside   One day i'll have the courage, to finally let THIS go/ when that happens, how I feel, I really just don't know   Hopefully when that time comes, the happiness won't go missin
Auction, Please Rate My Picture Also, I Will Share The Photo, Because I Am Too Inept To Link It, Unless Someone Would Like To Help
My Story ~~ October Is Pregnancy And Infant Loss Awareness Month, A Time To Remember Babies Who Died Too Soon.
                                                                    ~ My Story ~ October 20th 2010 Every Year as Baby Chance's Birthday Approaches I become Overwhelmed by Sadness and Grief that is Nearly Unbearable. I can't help but to think Of  "What Might Have Been". For This Year Marks the 15th Year of His Birthday!   Wow 15 Years!  When All The Emotions and Memories Flood Back Just As They Do Every Year! I Don't Know How My Daughter Survives It. For On This Day, October 20th, 15 years ago My Daughter lay dying, bleeding to death trying to hold on to him Just a Little Longer, as the doctors and nurses kept telling us we had to convince her to let him Go, to let them Just Take him before it was too late. And Heather Would Die Too. As Tim and I watched and stood by her side, Watching the Very Life Drain from her as every day passed. We Could do nothing...She absolutely Refused To Let Him Go. She was not about to give up. We were More Terrified than you could Ever Imagine, Knowing he
A Moment To Reflect
So the Rangers are in the World Series. Wow, who would have imagined that a team from Texas would knock off the defending champs in 6 games? Must say it is a GREAT feeling to be up here in Yankee land and calling myself a Texan right now. Good times I tell ya, good times. But I don't wish to talk about that. I want to point out something that, surprisingly enough, isn't being pushed to the back burner. Josh Hamilton. The coke addicted, alcoholic that was once suspended from MLB and sat out most of a year is now a ALCS MVP. Yes, he did coke. A lot. Yes he drank. A lot. But he rose about it. He came through the other side, standing tall, head held high. I was on someone's page the other day and happened to read a "status comment war" between two guys I won't mention. But one guy pointed out how the other guy was a drunk and coke addict, etc. He made fun of him cause he had been to  prison. So what? I say. We all have made mistakes. Some of us big ones, some of you small ones. Some of t
Last Night
Last night I was drinking watermelon pucker and red bull, for once the red bull actually had an effect on me, and I was awake till almost 4 and up before 8. Tonight we are suppose to go play spades at my sisters and drink along with jello shots. I am past the tired point where I can not take a nap. Any suggestions on waking up? Coffee didnt work and usually red bull has NO effect on me....
New Phrase
Ego condom:  An attempt through various means to convince a person that they are not so great.  Good phrase  Bad, that is just nasty
He's Done
Apparently when I don't move as fast as I'm suppose to, I get the "I'm done" speech. Now I don't even know if things are worth it.     I didn't know what I wanted to do. We could either go to Applebee's, wait for our food and eat, then I'd be going straight home or we could get something really fast and just hang out. I wanted to do both, so I wasn't sure. Some how that turned into an argument over me not getting shit done. WTF?     Anyway...I just don't know anymore. I'm not in a good mood and I am on the verge of losing one of the things that are very important in my life.   Go me...........................................................can't you hear my excitment?
Day Four
Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have   A habit I wish I didn't have is probably a tie,1: I give into temptation too easily, like when I know i'm doing really good in school &doing all the shit that makes my momma proud. I just quit, &quit doing all the stuff im suppose to be doing. Likeeee...going to school &making good grades, and going to church, and not partying. Like I can't find a happy medium- I'm either too goody goody or just plain horrible &theres no hope for me. I just wish I could balance out everything in my life.2: I fall "in-love" so quickly, as soon as I find a guy whos good in bed AND can keep a conversation, someone I can really get along with. I just fall so hard for them. &by then they only see me as a good fuck, and nothing more. therefore i'm stuck alone again with a lot of good guy friends and/or a lot of guys i have saved in my contacts in my cell as "booty call #1, #2, #3, etc." 3:ohhhh, yeah &i bite my nails, i burp a lot, and i snore....i real
Thing In My Life
Some times in our lifes we dnt get to see the whole picture. but then somethings we get to peek at it. for me peeking is all i ever get to do  i dnt see why i get treated the way i do ., my heart is so big, im the nicest person that you could ever meetbut my feeling are getin hurt here latly. and i dnt understand anymore. the ppl that are round me love me for me but then there are a few that only see me as a prize to b won. but im not im a person that wants to b loved in life. that wats to b happy with her friends and fam i jus want to hav the one man in my life i cn turn to when i need him the most and hav him love me for me not for what he will reek off me when he gets with me.. i mean .. what is it that ppl see in me anyway.. all i ever hear is a hot chick.. but my beautiy goes so much deeper then skinn deep.. i am well loved and well hated at the same time. but more less equal in both. i love you all but someone can only take so much .. my heart is broken .. more shattered then any
Youth.. And Age Does Matter
Ok I have these rules that some think to not EVEN consider b/c they are just plain stupid. Then there are the ones that are young AND stupid.....People say age is just a # but when you come across the young that are just omfg are you kidding me?... age really does matter lol. Well I just had the pleasure of coming into contact with one of the omfg are you kidding me kind........heres the SB convo.... Michael: are you single 11:42am To Michael: no and i am too old for you 12:02pm Michael: when can we meet 12:21pm To Michael: excuse me? 12:22pm Michael: when are we going to meet 12:27pm To Michael: ok I can tell ur age and lack of maturity is showing.. you asked if i was single I said no and im too old for you yet you STILL ask if we can meet? You may think thats attractive but a true woman that respects herself wouldnt. You want the little young tramps that think fucking anything is "hawt".Look here kid. this may be the
Not On Much
To my Stalkee's and Minion's, I won't be on much the next 2 weeks. I will be on long enough in the morning to use my 11's and buy my fu-own that have expired. I will try to return all the love you give me when I come back full time again.   Also leave me a message in my comment's or PM if you want any of my shitfaces or buzzkills.   Your Neighborhood Stalker
Amazed And Blessed
Have'nt blogged in awhile but something so incredibly sweet happened and i just have to share it. Tonight after dinner i was cleaning the kitchen and i noticed my oldest daughter Cate staring at me and so i smiled and kept on cleaning. After a few minutes i could still feel her lil eye's on me and so i look back at the table and there she sit's quietly staring. I'm thinking either i have a booger hanging out my nose or food on my chin from the i ask "what are you staring at ?", she smiles but doesnt answer and i persist with "c'mon do i have food on my face, what is it?" Then with the sweetest, kindest, gentlest voice she says "mommy because you're so pretty".....i literally melted. It's those little things that mean so very much and make everything ok. That is all, ty
Disappointment, Unfairness, Inequity: Who Wants A Pick?
There have been many write-ups about this topic, self-help books, inspirational booklets, pamphlets, you name it. The ones that I have been read usually say the same thing. This article wont tell you why in the world should there be disappointments and injustice, neither how will you be able to avoid it. This is just to present how it feels to be in that position as it is, without condescension, without analysis or judgment. Somebody close to my heart is currently in pain. His heart is aching because of disappointment with the turnout of something he badly wanted and hardly worked for. Each one of us had our share of disappointments. I believe nobody is immune to it, for even God experienced it when the first man and woman fell into sin. Disappointment is part of life that can show up unannounced at any time and place according to a writer I know (only by name).When disappointment isn’t dealt with properly, it can grow heavy and smother our hearts, and steal our joy. When even
[noble Sacrifice]
I stripped my Kampfer today.Yup.Rantblog.So anyway, the Kampfer.Schikow!Right?Right.I've taken the third step in modifying my Kampfer into my "Commander" style.and can I just sayHoly shit what a complicated suit.And there's still a load bearing issue on one of his knees, which I don't think I can get at right now.I remember there being several redundant processes when I was working on the calf.I didn't remember how touchy the torso was.Ugh.and I have to come up with an extra color for my scheme possibly.See, the Kampfer comes in this blue-aqua (it looks blue til you hold it up against something BLUE) armor platingdark-dark grey internalsdark grey jointsand light grey joints.About anything designed to pivot or roll is in light grey, waist, shoulder, hands, top of the footthe dark-dark is primarily invisible under the armorthe aqua makes up 80% of the exterior.17 yellow boosters4 yellow vents3 spikes when there should be six (granted I could canabalize my extra kampfer and use that shoul
Pedro's Greatest Hits
originally posted 11/10/2010 Occasionally, I'll go back and look through some of my older postings and read them and let the golden memories radiate all over me.  Wait, no that's some other fetish thing.  My point here is that I have some good blogs, some you may have seen, some you may not have seen.  What I am going to do here for you is post a list of some of my own personal favorites.   Guys Rule! Beautiful New York Morning Pete does his part for NYC Tourism I Know How To Save A Life Embrace the Suck Numb is Dumb Dork, Dweeb, Geek, Nerd Sex and Thank You Smoking for the Children Yeti Dave Mac Elroy Variations Something Corporate Douche of the Day (Vegitarian) Two Things Contrary to Popular Opinion The Hamburger Jihad Freudian Spell Check & UPDATE: The Address Boob Gets Political.    A two parter I'm a tobacco addicted satanist with a cat! The Three Brains of Pete pt. I The Most Serious Mother Fu#$ing Toothpaste On The Planet Ooooooooooooooo
Blah...lets Try This Again
Yeah silly me deleted the last one. I got distracted and didn't say everything I wanted too.   I've always thought I was a good person, I try really hard not to be someone I'm not. I did that for a while, being someone I'm not and it made me sick. I mean really sick, anxiety attacks and depression and I decided that I would never be someone I'm not. What this blog is about is a growing trend on this site that is once again making me sick! Users!! “What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.”   This is one of those things that makes me really angry.  You see I've done something for someone and they've blinged me, even when I told them not too they did. This is not me using them. When asked to help someone level or asking for help to level, that's not using that's helping a friend out.  What I'm talking about is the people who use others just to get the good bling and the points that come with it
Ugh. Just... Ugh.
It's almost that time... the time I came home from a place I never want to be again.   Came home to my now ex to whom I was once engaged.   I was willing to give her my life.  I gave her my first born and on the day of 1 December of last year she stole my baby from me and broke my heart.  No... shattered it.  I never lied to her.  I never treated her badly.  I walked two hours in cold rain just to buy something that the store down the street didn't have in stock.  And she paid me back by running away with my unborn first child and put him up for adoption in another state without identifying me as the father.   Now... 20 days from the one year mark of the day she left me, I'm in emotional agony all over again.  I hurt worse now I think than I did when I realized she wasn't coming back.  And it's not because I lost her.  I'm better off without someone like her.  But it marks a year of knowing that someone else is raising my son, the one thing that brought me joy just to think about d
I wish that i could stop looking behind me I always feel like my past is right beside me But nobody know what the future holds I try to look ahead but i just cant see past my own nose I tend to feel the scars deep in my soul And it renders me incapable of growth Somehow, someway, I need to let it go these bags are heavy and they make me slow some days i feel like they dont even exist  I guess thats why my hands are closed fists Maybe i should open my heart and not my mouth My eyes wide shut as I try to look about these fears burn inside of me and scream my name So much more I try to be, only myself to blame when i fail to find peace with in but where do I begin   I am only flesh and blood  
Tis The Season 2 Be Naughty Auction
Tis The Season 2 Be Naughty! Time 4 My Naughty Christmas Auction Once Again!   The Auction Will Start On Friday December 10th & Last Till Friday December 24th! Yeah...I Know That Is 2 Anyone Can Accept Any Bid They Want At Any Time They Want During The Auction!   Anyone Can Be In The Auction That Wants In!    I Do Not Ask 4 Anything 4 U 2 Be In The Auction..I Do Them 4 Fun & 2 Help Others Out!   This Is What I Need From U By Wednesday December 8th If U Want In The Auction:   1. The Link 2 A Pic Of U! The Pic Can Be SFW, Sexy, Kinky Or NSFW..Ur Choice! Any Pic Is Welcome As Long As It Shows Ur Face In It!   2. What All U Want 2 Offer! If U Need Help Coming Up With Offers Let Me Know & I Will Help U!   3. If U Want U Can Also Tell Me Something U Want In The Caption Under Ur Pic! It Will Already Have Ur Name & Link 2 Ur Page!   Just Send Me All The Info I Need In A Private Message Not IN My Shout Box!   If U Have Any Questions Just Message Me!    
Midnight Kiss
Midnight Kiss Sometimes I miss that stolen midnight kiss   and the deliciously naughty things we would do. Your hand placed firmly on the back of my head, Never wanting it to be through. I straddle your thighs as you slip inside, passion in the backseat of your car. The scent of sweat and sex filling the space. We could never take it too far. You turn me around so you can go down, my head hits the side of the door. Not a movement is missed, you begin to lick As your knees hit the floorboard. I grind the lace into your face as you pull my panties aside. Licking and sucking and teasing me so. While your face and my mound collide. Finally spent, I guess it's time we went. I st
This Is Good!!
I Am passing this on because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives? By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have not finished. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Crown, A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, about a quarter ounce of pot, a package of Oreos the remainder of my old Prozac Prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some doritos and a box of chocolates and the rest of my Xanax. You have no idea how Fucking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace :)
The Letter ( Transferred From Facebook)
****(((((for the few who can read this post, this was a venting letter I wrote original for myself. over and over and over again for weeks. now that I'm happy with it and am done rewriting it. I don't know if I should send it. thoe what i wrote I do feel. I just don't know If I could send it. it just seems like it's the finial piece. it just scares me... I'm not saying it will do/change anything. I really don't know how to explain it. It just seems once I send it, that's it. I have to let go. I held on to such anger and hate towards them because I missed them, and anger was better then letting go and having them out of my life for good... for the few who read it and know any idea whats going on. input would be accepted ))))))*******   Someone recently told me Thanksgiving and Christmas time is a time of being thankful (naturally) and for being Selfless, A time to forgive. I’ve sat for days on that, thinking of what the truly meant to me. So I sat, I counted my blessi
I'm An Asshat
I've been on Fu for ....oh, I don't know...5 or 6 months now (Technically, I was actually here, last year). I have made some very wonderful and loving friends. Also I have made some enemies. I can count them on My thumb, forefinger and middle finger. I know who you are and this blog is aimed directly at you. The reason.....simple. Those that truly know Me, know I am friggin' busy as hell. You three (well two of you, the third one knows but forgot, I guess), this blog is to show you the irony of "disliking" Me. When I am on Fu..I am usually busy rating pictures, polishing bling, leaving comments or just in general not focused on My "Live Feed". Basically, I hope that clicking My "Dislike" helps you get through your day. If you really want to show Me you "Dislike" Me, get in My SB, tell Me how you really feel, I'm a grown-up. I can take it and maybe you'll find out you don't really think I'm an asshat. Maybe you will, but who gives a fuck. ;) If I don't break down My "Live Feed" (whi
Thanksgiving 2010
I usually think the whole "what are you thankful for" speeches are a laod of crap but this year I actually have some things to be thankful for and wanted to write them down.....   1. I am thankful my kids are healthy, running around and able to get on my nerves.   2. I am thankful for my online friends who listen to me bitch, whine and moan daily but still love me.   3. I am thankful my sanity is somewhat stable for the time being and I am not spending Thanksgiving in the mental hospital.   4. I am thankful my mom's cancer is still in remission   5. I am thankful my nephew is in my life and thankful for the joy he brings.   6. I am thankful to be loved   Feel free to let me know what you are thankful for.
[insert Catchy Title Here]
Yeah. Hi. Been a while.  I'm not bitching, whining, accusing, or anything of the sort - I'm just updating for the people who give a shit, all umm... *counts on fingers* 3? Maybe 4? I'm back in college (YAY ME!!), still having major breathing problems, finally won my fight with Social Security,working on being a better ME (at least one of you know what I mean), and am quite content with my family and life. I miss a lot of people on here, and have contacted a few, but if anyone wants to keep in touch,let me know. I'll be on here from time to time, but with the bullshit I got just for making a jokein the mumms the other day, it's not worth it to actually 'be' here, if ya know what I mean. I refuseto kiss certain people's asses, which seems to have kicked me out of the 'in crowd' - thankfully. I'mnot a sheeple, I'm me, and I'll always be me. They can have their clique, I'll stay who I am, thanks. :)    On that note, I bid you adieu. Hope you all have a great holiday season. ♥
Heart Of Gold
I hate this tagging nonsense...   THE RULES 1) Put your iPod/Windows Media Player on Shuffle2) For each answer push the "Next" button for your answer3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS____________________________________________________________________ 1.) If someone says "Are you okay" you say: Suicide (Soundgarden) - lmfaoooooo2.) How would you describe yourself? Gypsy Road (Cinderella)3.) What do you like in a Guy/Girl? Rest In Peace (Extreme)4.) How do you feel today? I Me You (Jim Noir)5.) What is your life's purpose? Keep the People Working (Julian Lennon)6.) What's your motto? Blow Me A Kiss (Bob & Tom) LOLOLOLOLOL7.) What do your friends think of you? This Photograph Is Proof (Taking Back Sunday)8.) What do your parents think of you? Harvester of Sorrow (Metallica)9.) What do you think about very often? Everlong (Foo Fighters)10.) What is 2+2? Hello City (Barenaked Ladies)11.) What do you think about your best friend? Deck the Halls12.) What
Us Soldier
How sad is its for a soldier to fight for the freedom and the safe well being of everyones familys but yet you can have some sit there and talk bad about a soldier and you just sit there and watch you dont stand up for what is write you sit here and bitch everyday that your AC is broken and its hot what about us in uniform and all the gear in the hot sun eating sand all day you bitch b/c you got bought the wrong food to your table when we are lucky to eat once in 24 hours you cry b/c you have to share a room with someone but we live with up to 50 ppl in the same room its sad how much the country has forgot about us maybe you should think about the ones that are fighting overseas and cant be home with there loved ones for the holidays the ones that cant hold there new baby the day he or she was born b/c he is the one fighting to keep them safe before you talk shit think and ask yourself we i be here if it wasnt for the men and women that have worked there asses off and givein there lies
What You Can Get Me 4 Xmas
Here are a couple things that you can get me for X Mas. 1. 2. 3. (4of thease) 4.
I Made The News Worth Watching
i was on the news yesterday talking about serving thanksgiving dinner just cut and paste the links im too lazy to do it another way   local news:   was even on msnbc:   you may now commence throwing your panties at me
I'm Feeling All Decked In The Halls
I will end everything I say with pah rump a pum pum...     That is all..pah rump a pum pum
Some Things Should Never Happen....
It's been 16 years last Saturday since my daughter, Daisha, died. And while the hurt is less intense with time... it still hurts none the less. I still miss her dark blue eyes, her laugh and her mischievous smile. I miss how happy she was every morning and how she loved to snuggle. And I miss the things she should have gotten a chance to do and become but never got the chance to.   Children are not suppose to die... It's the natural order of things for children to out live their parents and and violation of everything that is right in this world for a parent to have to bury their child. There is no pain that compares to that loss..   The bond a mother has with her child is a life long one. While I can only speak from a mother's point of view...I'm sure that it is true for the bond that a father feels too. It's a bond that cannot be broken by death...and the despair caused by the loss of a child is overwhelming and consuming. . Linda Riley wrote in her book that grieving parents mu
Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard
Grope me gently, airport security guard   Run your firm hands along my thigh  Remove my shoes and softly stroke me feet You're the only reason that I fly Rummage through my dirty underwear  Touch my toothbrush with those same hands  Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad Then take a closer look inside my pants Detain me and search me  Make your country proud Grope me gently airport security guard  Run your firm hands along my thigh  Brush you big wand across my butt cheeks You're the only reason that I fly!!!
Ok Buttholes.....
are weird looking but thats not the reason for this blog   i got the new droid phone for cricket and its pretty fucking rad...jsut saying oh and i had to get a new number cuz i added a line but since my other line was already on i couldnt switch phones so i am now using my new line   the number is 412-452-1481   text if ya wanna
All In A Day's Work
Was it just yesterday that your boss asked you to do nearly impossible things, like doing a presentation for a big account due the next day? It's easy to get fed up when you get yourself tangled in such a sticky situation. One can get furious when being pushed beyond the limit. What's the worst? You'd feel awful because you're being asked too much and you get just a four-figure pay.I never imagined that I'd be pressed into charity works, but indeed God has a way of putting people right where they should be. He drove me away into a far-flung area my friends have never heard of and offered me just one job so I wouldn't have a choice but to grab it. When I signed my contract, I was promised hardship and discomfort. I was warned that instead of earning a salary, I'd have to pay for my own expenses. But God changed my perspective. He's been faithful and has provided my needs. He made me realize that I was in time of my life that I can be of service to Him.In about a year of su
Sleep, You're A Cruel Bitch
You taunt me with a three hr nap...then run away giggling TEASE!!! JUST PUT OUT ALREADY YOU SLUT
Another Reason Why I Dont Like Many People..
DUBUQUE COUNTY (KWWL)-- A nearly 7 month investigation has led Dubuque County attorneys to charge Tamelia Harris with Murder in the First Degree in the death of Harris' toddler, Cecilia. In witness reports to Dubuque County officials, Tamelia Harris slammed her child's head off the headboard of her bed, and threw her in the master bedroom closet. After searching a fire pit in Tamelia's backyard, police discovered small human bones. DNA tests compared those remains with those of Cecilia's parents Tamelia Harris and Tobias Drummond indicate that the remains are 9.95 trillion times more likely to be the biological offspring of Harris and Drummond. In the criminal complaint, Harris is accused of knowingly acting in a manner that created a substantial risk and intentionally used unreasonable force, torture or cruelty that resulted in bodily injury and resulted in the death of her 20-month-old daughter, Cecilia. Harris will be in Dubuque District Court Thursday morning. She has been in ja
Suppress to impress digress to ingest the feelings that infest your core and your chest success in excess a subtle request I do at your behest leaves you to detest because you love to hate to love me.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!! {chorus} I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive, I will survive!....Hey! Hey! {2nd verse} It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos an
Sooooooooo I Had A New Secret Admirer
And I matched in two guesses!   She was ranked #2 on fubar so I knew she was gaming the system to scam page visits, so I rated her a 1 Under the cherries it said... "That's not very nice!" But it's nice to get people's hopes up that a pretty girl actually likes them?!! :(  Shame fubar. Shame on you and your crazy mixed-up priorities!   *goes off to cry in my corner*
well was tryin to load her memorial video (but Im not a Hightech Redneck) if anyone can help. So heres the story my wife went to the e.r. at 7 pm and was relesed after having been given a shot.........apparently the shot didnt mix with her prescibed medication I found her the next morning dead in our bed (I was sleepin on the couch so she could rest somthing we never did not even after an argument). She is survied by myself her loving husband and our 1 year old daughter. Lifes really weired now its been 18 days and my daughter and I are staying with family. Christmas will be three weeks and I dont know if I can handle it. anyhow if anyone knows how to load the video for me Id appreciate it.
I heard about this this morning... 2 embassies in Rome bombed It called to mind this song... The video is also in the comments... Rock on!Shawn
Married To The Sun
  My devotion never dies - like a phoenix from the flame, it will always rise...  transcend.  Mistakes are made by men, but Truth never denies... what it knows is right.  I hope you love me for my real, and not a facade of lies.  I wanna hold your hand, for our fingers to blend, and blend the colors in our eyes.  You feel me for my size, but I want to intertwine your life with mine,  so our love can never capsize... I want to be your strength in times of sighs.  Hold on tight - I need your ring finger to refract my light; my gravity is fierce - it never shies. Please understand, the passion that you possess of mine, is your highest prize.  I want to be the hand that caresses your cheeks, in times of cries.  Your love and reason for life - I'll strive to be that, even if it takes a thousand tries.  I pray to be the steel in your spine and to hold you in times of strife. Your love is ripe. I wanna pick it apart and when I pick it, I wanna take my time.  Every rhyme has a re
How Does The Fuscrew Go? Stick -it To The Members !!! Until It Hurts--yup
Let's just call it a bj gotcha and make it easy, allright. OH! and don't let me forget Mr. Joe Black=one of your favorite bouncers. He's got his quotes down to as few words as possible so his typing finger doesn't get warn out. Last night I was checking my level up requirements when POP there is CHOOSE Angel or Devil? So I looked and it wasn't too clear so I approached one of my ladies with a question of what is it and what do I do? She told me about the choices and I figured Angel (good ghost) and she said she was never charged anything when she chose. So I goes back and click on Angel and when I go back to my home page I got 147,000 fubucks left because fu saw fit to create a new case of banckruptcy. Now I proceed to another fufrnd and she says she never got charged either when she chose and I should contact support. Of course I get one of the (male) bouncers who I NEVER have gotten any kind of answer from at any time and am told in as many words: Tough luck, that's the way it goe
My Year End Blog
Every year I summarize the previous year's 'irritations' and 'thankful pleasures' in a blog that I share. Normally I share it only with family since they're the only ones that mean anything to me at all. But this year, I"ve seen some real childish, mean, and vendictive stunts that deserve attention. I'm also adding a couple of laughable but sad happenings that have occurred locally to me but is worthy of global attention. I'll start and end with the truly epic things since I was raised to always start and end on a high note.First and above all others, my fubar family, of which a couple have become personal friends as well and I hope to make more of them personal friends as time goes on. These are the most incredible people I've ever met anywhere. These select few I hold dear and would go anywhere, anytime for them at a drop of a hat with no questions. They made 2010 worth everything else I had to suffer through because I knew they would bring a smile and laugh. Love them all. My kids a
Its Thursday, I Think...
I have to say that out loud because the days are starting to run together. I have done and seen so much Im finding it difficult to recall with ease where I was yesterday, so this is helpful to me to keep it all in perspective. Yesterday, the 4th rather, headed north to the Blue mountain range. Going in was miles of twisting roads thru rolling grassy hills, cattle peppering the landscape. Was almost reminiscent to notheast USA (Pa & NY) up in the diary country, all except for the euciliptis and gum trees drawing their shape against the sky with their puffs of branch clusters and birchy peeling bark. The roadsides eventually changed to the carved face of rock and no shoulder as the ascent began which opened up periodically into country townships, 2 of which matched names of nieghboring towns back home. Finally arrived at Katoomba, only to find it foggy and unyielding to the expanse of view I had heard so much about. Hung around awhile and fate was kind as a swift bree
So I want to try and get Pedro all green and does one go about doing that? I know lots of people love him...but I'm so futarded that I don't know how to be popular and junk on here...
Lances' Rant: Valume 8.
You know what Lance hates today?People who wear their sunglasses inside.I don't care how hungover you are, I can still see that you look like shit, your oversized sunglasses aren't hiding the awful smell resonating from your pores.I also don't care how famous you are, I can still tell that it's you Britney Spears.And most of all, I don't care how just plain awesome you think you are because no matter how awesome that is, you are not awesome enough to wear sunglasses inside, that is unless you are Corey Hart who is obviously awesome enough to wear his sunglasses at night, which I'll have you know is the equivalent of wearing sunglasses inside....   and yes...I'm Guilty of this.
1963 Ga...
Stolen girls: arrested after a series of protest marches Stolen girls: arrested after a series of protest marches in the summer of 1963, almost three dozen girls from Americus, Georgia, were held for weeks in an abandoned Civil War-era stockade. Never formally charged, the girls banded together in horrific circumstances, even as their frantic families searched for them. Now their story of courage, faith and resilience is finally being toldSource Donna M. Owens The Georgia sun was unrelenting that July day in 1963. It cause sweat to trickle down the back of young brown girls wearing pretty homemade cotton dresses, starched blouses and capri pants. Moisture ed at the napes of ebony boys, with neatly cropped hair, dampening their crisp, short-sleeve shirts. But for some 200 Negro children and adults singing "We Shall Overcome" as they marched down Cotton Avenue in the small southern town of Americus, Georgia, the heat was the least of their concerns, In this onetime cotton ce
My Love
When I speak to you, My heart goes so fast. I can only imagine, What it's like in person. You make me so happy, Like a giddy little school girl. I get the butterflies, And it feels like I'm floating. I can't wait to be in your arms, To feel your touch, Just to be in your embrace. I know it will be like heaven, Just to be by you. I know one day soon, All my dreams will come true, And it will be because of you! By: Cassandra Gerald
Fair Dinkum, They Tell Me Its Sunday
Stayed local for the weekend, and have gotten better acquainted all the frivalties of Sydneys sceneries and todos. Got to pay my mercan touristy dues. So I purchased an all about pass for the aquarium, wildworld, sydney tower, Oceanland Manley. So far Ive seen the aquarium, with its walkthru tanks with a large array of sharks, rays, indigenous fish and dugong manatees. Spent the rest of that day walkabout Darling Harbor and the shops and ferrys/speedboats/steamboats/catamarans. Went scoped out some local rock and metal Fri night, and wound up at the hotel pubs which had a multi-bill lineup with a good variance of polished metal (megadeth"ish") right on to the all out cookiemonster metal of current. Yesterday, went up APM tower and caught the full view of the city from the ocean to the blue mtns and all in betweenst. Took a stroll thru Olympic park and its numerous stadiums & arenas. The once olypic torch is now moved from atrop the stadium to across the street in the park and is now
Take It Back!
i'm so annoyed with the world that we live inits hard enough just for us to make a livingits the same thing over and overwe're only getting older and olderso we're told get a job thats safecuz dreams are too fake for us to chasethis is my life, if thats the casecant i decide to design my fateif i wanna get high and wastedthen i will and no one can say shiti just hate that we're caught in this matrixthe money we make, the government takes itthen paves highways, with no exitsjust more ways to get caught in trafficso i ask them, please do tellwhat would you do if you could not fail?yeah, for real, put the job on the shelftake a deep breath, spend time with yourselfsay hi, introduce you to youif you couldn't lose, what would you do?whoop-dee-doo if you dont have a cluenone of us do when we first leave schoolyou're a fool if you think that you're straightcuz you put on a suit and a tie every dayand show up to a job that you hatethe only reason you're there is cuz you're getting paidyou wast
Finally found out a little about my gran today, up to this point nothing has really changed. The kidney specialist came in today and talked to my dad, he has looked over some of the blood work and just his initial thinking is she could be or have taken some medication that affected her kidneys back when she had a sever infection last year that caused damage and the slow shut down to her kidneys. We wont know for sure till all of her medication list comes in from her local doctor and its compared to her blood work, from what I understand. If they do not find this out from the test that were taken she will have to have a kidney biopsy done but not sure when. One thing I did find out is she is worse off today than she has been since she went to the hospital. She was having alot of problems breathing today, they increased her oxygen alot and put her on steroids to try to help with this. Dad said she looked pretty rough today compared to yesterday. I just hope this helps, he said
To All Fu's
I haven’t been to church since I don’t remember whenThings were going great til they fell apart again So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to doHe said you can’t go hatin’ others who have done wrong to youSometimes we get angry but we must not condemnLet the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them    So, I realize how the rest of this song goes but that first intro part of the song fits where I'm going with my blog and I was listening to it on the way home so I wanted to use it. My sister and I started an adult bible study at the beginning of the year because we both want a closer relationship with God and we want to learn how to become better people. So, thus far, I've been learning a lot. As I have been the last few months, and there are some major conclusions I've come to..... I don't regret any of my actions. Ever. I don't regret my feelings. I don't regret how I reacted to things. I regret nothing because it was real to me. I don't regre
Two Mumms Deleted
Two MuMMs deleted tonight, because of threatened reportage, they were stupid anyway!
Real Life Of An Addict. Please Comment With Honest Opinions Before I Submit To Admissions.
Slaying the Monster                               By Sally M Smith      This isn’t going to be a typical essay; you may not consider it an essay at all, but a story. This is a true story, this is my story. Let me share with you how I got here, how I came to know exactly what I am meant to do with my life.    I plan to spend my life helping kids slay the Monster named addiction. I say Monster because it takes over, eats at you bit by bit and is out to destroy not only you, but those who love you as well. We often find ourselves asking why we are here. What is the meaning of life? Why was I created? I feel that I have found the answer to those questions, and while I know I may be wrong I honestly hope that I am not. I believe we are here to struggle and suffer and use what we have learned from our own experiences to help others overcome similar struggles in their own lives.    As a child I was introduced to drugs very early on by my mother. She would give me prescription pai
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish. :)
It's time. Shannon and I have set a date (yes, a wedding date. No, we're not kidding.) We're also going 'dark' from the internet for a while, too. We're going to focus on our family, our lives, and our future - and the internet has been nothing but problems for us both - aside from being the place we met. I know there are a few of you that won't understand, and that's ok - this is for us, noone else. Those of you who ARE true friends, feel free to toss me an email or a text from time to time... neither she nor I want to lose the few friends we've made on here. I'd thank each person specifically for the help you've given me over the years, but I'd be here a while - you know who you are ;) On that note... *gives final slurpz to those who deserve it* Rob aka m0p/Master0fPuppets
Premature Ejaculation
Down your neck, down your blouse, tracing with my fingers. Lace gently falling away as they go. On your skin, scent of rose lingers. Silken lace replaced by bronze skin. Flesh exposed, lips cry in demand. Heartbeats race through frozen time. It's over before it began.
My Tummy Hurts....
because roKs default is fucking terrifying! yikes! I thought hanging a tampon in my hair was bad but i have got nothing on her epic hoaring skills.   I have something coming up...that will either be the worst thing ever, or awesome. we shall see. LOL   I have started working on my online boutique and hopefully i will have it up and running by the end of February. Wish me luck!   My dog is in love with the giant lab that lives next door...i think she outweighs him by at least 75 lbs....he should come to fubar if he is so in BBWs   and.........i have coffee.     that is all :D
Think About It
Michael Richards Court SpeechMakes one stop and think after reading this :Michael Richards is better known as Kramer from tv's Seinfeld series.This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.He makes some very interesting points. He said :I'm proud To Be WhiteSomeone finally said it.How many are actuall y paying attention to this ?There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.And then there are just Americans.You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,''Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head,Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner , Gook, or Chink ...You call me a racist.You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live ? You have the United Negro College Fund.You have Martin Luther King Day.You have Black History Month.You have Cesar Chavez Day.You have Yo
Euphoric. That's the only way I have of describing it.  That moment of impact when bone crashes into bone. My fist loosens teeth and then there's the blood, oh the wonderful blood, a sanguinous symphony. Ribbons ebb and flow from the gaping maw and from the mashed and lascerated things that were once lips. Time stands still as I pummel this unfortunate face into a certain oblivion. I feel every crash. I feel the skin ripple and tear when my knuckles hit home. I feel like.... an artist. Not destroying something beautiful. Molding. Sculpting.  I'm making my own. Monster.
Even though I'm bawling right now, part of me still wants to find out if I can send a package of bacon instead of flowers...   I fucking love you. I know you know that. Save me a spot. I'll see you again one day.  
First Class
First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright Ms. Cleavage 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all over but it is evident you are not wearing a bra for your nipples are visible and standing erect from the smoothness of the silk against them. You walk past the galley to your seat and search for an empty space for your carry on bag in the overhead compartment. Finding a
::day 14 - Venting::
When I got involved with a soldier, I KNEW I would be making my own sacrifices....I'd be sacrificing daily phone calls, texts, coffee dates, dinner dates...I knew this relationship would require A LOT of strength, patience and faith on my part. What I didn't see coming were people that have been life-long friends leaving me and instead of being there for me when I REALLY needed support around the days he was leaving, they were either criticizing my relationship, looking down on it, or galavanting about because they "forgot" that I invited them over when I needed them (not buying it). I now have no local friends, I'm always now by myself and it's been two weeks since I heard from my boyfriend. I was doing great about it until tonight. I have my boyfriend's saved text messages and one voicemail he left me that I helps. I just hope he calls soon...because right now, it'd be wonderful to hear "baby, I love you and miss you like crazy but I'm not giving up hope
You Tube Video's
You tube has changed there embed codes and members are haveing and issue  with loading the video to their profile. Here is what needs to be done to be able to load the video to your profile. 1. go to youtube and choose the video you would like to be on your profile 2. click on "Embed"   3. do not use the code that comes up when you click on embed 4. Scroll down a little and you will see 4 different boxes. 5. you will want to check the last box so you can post the video to your page.  the code will then revert back to the code to where you can post it onto your page.
Fell In Love With A Killer
I always liked to take a small walkpass the line of the wild side When I looked into your intense eyes I knew it was lust at first sight You weren't my type, you were the one that everyone warned me about It was time to shed my skin, couldn't bethe virginal girl for very long You took me into your home and inalso into a look of your soul I finally saw what they said when they told me you were so cold Oh why couldn't I seen it myself Why was I so vulnerable as I lie in my own blood and as I feel the intense cold pale death looming around me as you make your escape traumatizing my memory haunted forever by my fate oh mother, oh mother, please,I ask that you have mercy 'and please be a forgiverI'm sorry that I fell in love with a killer You took me by the hand and told me to close my eyes you told me to take deep breaths and everything would be fine that's the moment you literally took my breath away whispered to me not to say a wordor you'd blow out my brains I became a prisoner inside m
Apron 1 Of 3
I made the first apron with the fabric I bought last week. Hopefully I'll have better pictures soon.
[the Hell Do I Need To Do Today?]
*sighs*alright, let me think for a minute- this is a bit of a grocery list.1. Apply for the admin assist job (its actually an archivist job for the Kansas historical society- I kinda hate the job title, makes me sound like a fahking secretary).2. Pay my bills.3. Locate the GI Doc's office.4. Get coffee while I'm out (why not?)5. Fill out patient questionairre. 6. Charge PSP for inevitable hour wait in the doc's office.7. Call another temp agency as mine has obviously given up on me after I declined ONE shitty job. And it was outbound calls :|Homan.... I'm almost sure there's more to this than I'm remembering right now... it seemed insurmountable yesterday.
Have We Forgotten?
It's been awhile since I took the time to actually sit here and type something out.  So bear with me, because I'm sure the backspace button shall be pressed reapeateldy.   As children we're taught to share, to treat others the way we wish to be treated, among other key values that most of us were raised to have.  Somehwere along the way we (yes I'm including myself in  this, no need to say I'm guilty, I fully admit it mmk?) diverted from our ways.  Often quick to jump on someone collectively because of a rumor, or where we used to share with others freely, we now choose to hoard things and let the less fortunate  go without.  I've said this before, and I shall say it yet again, we aren't born into this world hateful, judgemental, superficial, or even selfish.   Yet it's evident on fubar that our core values have become blurred or even forgotten as long as this ME generation gets what we believe we're entitled to.   We wonder why the world we live in is so cold, chaotic or even hat
Ahahahaha New Funny Status Lol
this is why i have these ppl on my friends list, just to make fun of them, honestly.   pretty pretty's aka whatever the hell shes calling herself today lol status:  STFU An leave me alone"An keep your HH..I Dont want them if my pretty face cant earn them..k Ty rate my page?...have a great day ok if ya havent looked at her heres the deal, shes married with kids and wont get naked for stuff on here. kudos to her on that btw....... but once again i gotta say it like it is......hun if ur relying on ur face to get you by on fubar, Im amazed u get anywhere. What you have goin for you is a smokin body and an average face. If people say you have a pretty face, honestly they havent looked up from your boobs or butt yet. I dont blame them either, its some prime meat ya got goin on there. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur still a freeloader trying to gain popularity without giving anything of value in return, and i dont mean naked pictures, I mean anything, youre just a taker and that gets no
[been Thinkin A Lot Today]
And that -is- a deliberate reference to Ben Folds.Good evening.Today was beautiful.Above 60. I've spent the last 70 hours working over "defeat" in my mind, and I've been spending a lot of time talking to my now unemployed best friend aboutlifephilosophypoliticshopefairnessrevolutioneconomicsI dunno if I'm ready or willing to put those thoughts here. Not because I'm afraid of your reaction to them, but more that I just don't feel like it at this exact moment.We're all fine with that right?... why did I start this?I actually got up for a minute and forgot.Right-so I spent most of this week fretting about the job I didn't wanty'know...where I drive to people's houses and wrangle crazies for $11.00/hr (at most) And I was mostly fretting about turning it down, "what if they're pissed that I didn't take it" "what if I get hurt" "what if I take it and quit 2 days after training is done"I received notice today that I was not being considered for this position.I was relieved horrified, and insu
Spring Folder Auction
Michigan Is Screwed.(repost)
wtf is it with these high and mighty bitches that think because they have kids they are better than me????......I CHOSE not to have them...So why do you think that you are better than ME????   /rant   *im not calling anyone out specifically...just this shit irks me in R/L as well*
To All Of You
To you, my friends... Sorry I haven't been around much. I have been thinking about you guys though. Been working a lot, and trying to have a social life... Some of you call, and or text...I love that! Keep it up The rest of you, either get my number or my email addy so we can stay in touch!!   Ps...I will not be here for the next 10 days or HURRY
Totally Need To Vent
My brother is the town sprem donor and I have several nephews and a niece I try to see and take care of as often as possible.   Well I just found out my nephew (who is 2) just climbed out his brothers window and went to the neighbors house to pet their dog.   His mother had no clue he was missing until the neighbors knocked on the door asking if she lost anything.   The window he "climbed" out of had a TV in front of it and is at least 6 foot off the ground. She says he is perfectly fine and has no   bruises, scratches or anything. I am freaking the fuck out here and she is saying it's no big deal. WHAT THE FUCK??????????   She is a poor excuse for a mother and I am going to do all I can to get custdy of him. She posted this shit on her Facebook page   which I saved in cause I need it later and is telling me I should calm down. I am in full panic attack mode and this so didn't help   with the pounding in my head.    You may continue with your Fu experience and thank you
Song Challenge - Day 09
Day 09 – A song that you can dance to The Electric Slide. Only when I'm drunk.
Have You Ever?
Have you ever?have you ever wished you could run away from your problems?not with alcohol or with drugs but away from everything?kids squabbling, your mates small mindedness, The mate that makes an issue out of the smallest insignificate things? Have you ever wished you could run away from the job that you do because you have to, because you cant afford not to have that job? do you wish you could run away from having to sacrafice about everything you think or do? We all know that we can escape in the internet, music, a book or watching a movie. but you just cant run away. because the same issues always find you or you find them every time you turn around. Do you wish you could ever run away? if so where would you go?
It's been a long time. What have I missed?   I can't really stay on right now and chat, I've got work in 30 minutes. But leave a comment and fill me in!!   Thanks!!
He Doesn't Understand, Lol
I don't really understand either..maybe that's why I think it's so funny =]  
In The Rain
In the rain As the rain trickled down upon us we stood there for a moment looking into each others eyes then tasting the wetness on our lips as our tongues danced within the rhythm of our hearts as they began to beat almost as one. Our hands roamed from one position to another feeling every curve within our bodies as the wet clothes quickly dropped to the ground our bodies collided together in a heated passion pulling us into each other and becoming as one for there were no words spoken at that time, the only sounds that could be heard was the beating of the two hearts in perfect rhythm. As the pace quickened and the rhythm became united, the two bodies exploded together as the muscles tensed up and became weak as to where all there was left was to hold and embrace to each other listening to the sounds of the rain falling all around them.
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 17
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite band (Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles)Day 12 – A song from a band you hate (Just Dance - Lady Gaga)Day 13 – A song that is a
What The Republican Budget Plans Tell Us About Republican Values (repost)
The Republicans want you to believe that they're concerned about the deficit. Of course, that concern is a lie. They don't care about the deficit. They only care about using the deficit as an excuse to pursue their extremist agenda. And the single most extreme part of it is their war on people. On workers. On women. On immigrants. On the environment that keeps us all healthy and alive. If they cared about the deficit itself, they'd have noticed that the previous three Republican presidents produced consecutively the largest deficits in human history, each outdoing his predecessor, and the most recent Republican president not merely shattering his father's unprecedented standard, but actually having to destroy the federal surplus built by a Democratic president in order to do so. An impressive feat, by any measure. But when Republicans talk about deficits, you know they are lying. Republicans destroy surpluses and create record deficits. That's the truth. If Republicans c
Apron 3 Of 3
  I think I'm keeping this one for myself
The Wonders Of Wonderment
I think I have finally settled on the notion that the more I try to understand how a website like this works (and the kind of people who use it) - the less I will truly get it.  Women on here ask for, beg for, command and demand respect - yet sell their naked pictures for flashy pictures on a computer screen that have 0 value in every day life. Women using fake pictures to be more appealing, and not caring that they lie to every single person that talks to them and may consider them a friend by not being real. Women say they want a nice guy that treats them well, yet the more effort you put into being nice to some of these girls, the less they pay attention to you or just ignore you altogether. They fall for the "bad boy" that tells 15 different women the same fuckin thing, and they're all dumb enough to believe he means it "just for them." Then you get those ones who had a baby with some complete fuckin turd - and makes every other man in history jump through 15,000 hoops just to pro
Gradient Test Says I'm Dominant :d
You Are Dominant You are an object of fascination for many. You shine brightly and boldly. You can talk your way into - and out of - any situation you desire. You move on to the next thing freely and without regrets. Life is about change. You travel light. There's nothing worse than having too much baggage. The Gradient Test Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet
Who Says Ex's Are A Bad Thing..
So yeah i needed to get off n no one to help.. so my ex wrote me a story of all the things i like in bed..    wanna read it..    look below      Walking into a dark house, you sense someone approaching from behind you, they immediately blindfold you and lead you into another room, the slowly strip you naked admiring your body. Taking of your shirt they cup your breasts and caress your hardening nipples. Unbuttoning your pants and slowly sliding them over your hips, their hands sliding into the back to caress your firm buttocks, and slowly slide your pants down further, their hands move in between your thighs and push the crotch of your pants down, while ever so lightly brushing your moistening pussy. They lift your legs sliding their hands sown each one one at a time and pull your pants completely off. They slowly lower you back onto a soft surface, so that you are slightly inclined. They put your hands above your head, tying them together with a silk cloth and securing them so
A Day At The Beach
Once there were people laughing here. Couples sneaking away for a romantic rendevous. No sunbathers here today. No children laughing and playing. No families enjoying the surf. No living thing exists here in the wasteland. All is quiet, except for the gulls. Loud and perverse in their callow calling, mind numbing in their relentless pursuit of cold and rotting flesh. They have come to dine, and a benevolent host does not disappoint his guests. In the water bobbing like the toys absent from such a scene is debris from the loss of the city to its new inhabitants.Here and there a body washes up on the shore. The denizens of the beach pay no attention to such unnanounced guests, they are only there to harvest the living. Singleminded in deed and purpose, they only seek the warm flesh. The beach is barren save these shambling figures moving slowly and aimlessly across the sands. Their moist flesh a feast for the flocks of seagulls on the shore. Here and there dozens of them descend upon one
Hey Desperate Pervs, Losers, And Creeps, Listen Up....
alrite im gettin really sick of the creepy pervy bullshyt i see every time i log into here...ima make some rules for talking to me. i know nobodys even gonna read this or listen to it...but dam im in a super cunty mood and im sick of lame azz dudes... fucking deal with it. also im tired as fuck and half asleep so a lot of this probably wont make sense either...but wtfe...   (in no particular order)   1) if u have a name like 'cumsquirts' or 'pussylover' or 'wellhungdude' or anything like that...just go ahead and skip sending that friend request...i wont accept nd ill probably block ur creepy perv ass too.   2) if u have to include a description of urself in ur username like 'niceguyinnj' or 'funguylookingforfemale' or any kind of name that makes it sound like some loser eharmony or profile...yeah. no. pce pce u can also just not send that friend request. 3) if ur a total stranger and think u'll somehow impress me by callin me by my real name...u wont. its creepy as f
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 29
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asleep (Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen or Rufus Wainwright)Day 11 – A song from your favorite band (Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles)Day 12 – A song from a band you hate (Just Dance - Lady Gaga)Day 13 – A song that is a
I realize "the Fu" is a point game...however, haven't you met people on here that you may not meet in real life? That have become actual TRUE FRIENDS? Or changed your life...or made you understand yourself? And what you are?   HOLY SHIT!!!  WHAT A FUCKING CONCEPT?!?!?!?!!!! They may only be with you for a short while...or a lifetime!!!! *smiles* I have met MANY true friends that are far from me. And a few not so true friends that are in my town (when I thought they were true!)! Maybe that should should say something about me...I don't know nor care. FUCK 'EM!!!! Those that are true...are true through my bad times, my pissy times, my happy times, my insanity...I love you more than anything, except my dog! (sorry, but my dog comes first! Complete loyalty and unconditional love!) LOL! But all others are a very close second! And my heart is full of you! I'm NOTHING without you! I do not thank you enough and for that, I apologize. precious friends...are cherished,
She's Back...
So maybe you have missed me...maybe you have KNOT. ;) I am back and when I have time I will come visit more. I see a couple of my old pals are back on the site again. I love this!! I hope everyone is enjoying spring!!    
My Cherry Popper
How Do You See The Outside World?
You See the Outside World as Fascinating You are simply brilliant. You are bright, intelligent, and creative. You can't describe your feelings easily - even to yourself. Your emotions are a mystery. You are a truth seeker. You are willing to accept the real truth, no matter how difficult it is. You are not prone to compromise. You're set in your ways and proudly so. How Do You View the Outside World? Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity
The Mascot Test
You Are Stubborn When you're right, you're right - and it's hard for anyone to convince you otherwise. You tend to be good at everything you do, and as a result, you're quite independent. You aren't the easiest person to get to know, but close friends know there's more to you than your hard outer shell. Deep down you are colorful, funny, and spunky. You definitely have a lot of attitude. The Mascot Test Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist
 I used to know I was a peaceful man,these days its more of a thoughtmore of a doubtmore of a certainty of doubt. This isn't specific to current eventsand I'm sure you all think I have something specific to say on the subject. What is justice?   The DL retires, a bad man, who was hero to thousands, villain to millions was shot, alongside his son.That... I'd rather not dwell on that.On so many levels. But its strange what a visit with your goddaughtera hopeless job huntand a haircut can do to a manand to the surrounding world. Anyway, been shadowboxing, been doing bicep pushups, and visualizing innevitable violence to overcome. My back still hurts like hell.And my mom taught me a G chord on the geetar. Workin on that >>workin on my grip, I've got big monkey fingers, and this isn't easy for me, especially since I'm modifying it in anticipation of using a slide at some point. What else?Built a Gelgoog 2.0 Zaku II 2.0and I'm about 1/6th done with my Full Armor Gundam. T
Obama...osama...what? [a Repost From My Imvu Group]
I'm really not a bitch. maybe I am. But I want to say this...I've been paying some attention to the political goings on in this country as of late and I am much disturbed. #1. Donald Trump's attack on Obama. You know, even though it ends up getting me in all sorts of trouble, I read the pulse thing on here...and certain people are calling Trump a racist because of his opposition of the president. In fact, I've noticed that they call ANYONE who opposes even the smallest thing that Obama does a racist. I'm left to wonder...what does any of this have to do with race? The Donald speaks out against Obama because he himself is looking to become president and is willing to go to just about any lengths to achieve that end. While this doesn't necessarily inspire my respect, I don't look at that and think it is racist. It's opportunism. There have long been questions about the president's birth, among other things, and Trump is merely ta
Venting About Work
So we have a customer who had an issue with their safety light-curtains going bad on them. Safety light-curtains are long, skinny, rectangular assemblies of lights on one end, and light receivers placed somewhere opposite. When a machine operator breaks the light beam, the machine won't operate.   Anyway, for whatever reason, all four of them on their machine had gone bad at the same time. This isn't normal, and we really couldn't attribute it to anything other than the manufacturer indicated they may have been part of a batch that had some bad components in them. We send them four warranty replacements. Everything is fine for a week. Then two of the replacements go. We send two more. One more goes bad two weeks after that, so I flew to Texas to inspect everything and replace their newly-non-working unit. I found some cables that should have been routed differently (their fault). Found they never ran an electrical ground to their control cabinet (their fault). They also had loose wi
I feel like I've been going somewhat crazy lately. A few of us in my small department have absorbed a lot of responsibility our manager used to handle, and I feel like I'm 16 being handed keys to an 18 wheeler on my temp license. Dealing with vendors, especially uncooperative ones wanting to get out of taking any responsibility for their shit products, is really taking a lot out of me. No wonder Dave (my former manager) seemed like he was out of it most of the time.   I'm sitting at my desk and I have a riff in my head that I can't quite identify. It was from Detroit Rock City, but part of my brain way in a region I haven't visited in some time tells me there's some pre-piece-of-shit-load era Metallica in there. So now I need to spend a few hours re-listening to albums I haven't touched in years to see if they'd managed to rip off Kiss for all this time, and I'm just realizing it now.   This is what stress does to me. lol.
Baby Pool Fun With Hellyeah And Marcus Rafferty
The fat bald dude who does the belly flop is one of my closest friends and is a guitar tech for HellYeah and has toured with Korn, Pantara, FlyLeaf, Silent Civilian and learned to play guitar from the great DimeBag Darrell. This is some of the wild shit they do when they have down time between shows.   Headbangers Ball
Ecstatic.That's one word for it.Only I flinched and held myself the first time.I hope I broke something. Scars are stronger.I don't know the rules on knitting. Another midnight.A long transition into there and not. More with each passing year.None so much as the first. With rolling gentility like wind over the foothillscolors of threshed wheat in sunshine, and quenched leavesAnd an insistent unwavering conviction to "no". Perhaps that's why I now prefer brunettes.I never once claimed to be a gentleman.
Stupid Encounters #72
Hello everyone. I want to share a bit of myself. I have Sexorexia. It is a real disorder that makes a person starve themselves of sex. I have been for five years. My ex used to call me ugly and fat all the time and other factors caused this.. And now I have developed Sexorexia, it is like anorexia (which I have as well.. I am a recovering anroexic) Anyways, the reason I have it is because I think my body is horrid, grotesque and nasty, I haven't been naked infront of a man in about 9 years. Sure I have had sex in the past, but its only been in the dark Or I have kept my shirt on. I hope you understand me a little more now. Below is some information on the disorder I have.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Do you avoid physical intimacy because you are a control freak or think you are too fat? Here's how to wipe out the demons in your love life. Sexorexia, as it's been dubbed, is on the rise among 20 something wom
Old Gf...
My old gf is 7 months pregnant and 40 years old.  Back when I was pregnant with my oldest (12 years ago) she had a big issue being around me due to fact she was hurting and couldnt have kids.  They tried vitro and all. Anyways..she wouldnt even come to my babyshower.  After 15years of marriage..there marriage went to hell cuz her hubby had a affair on her and got a girl pregnant.  We tried to be there for both of them.. but once she used us to help her move out of there house..we didnt hear from her again til she needed help moving again.  Seemed like thats only time we heard from her.  Anyways.. now shes having a baby shower and called up like best of friends. I didnt want to speak to her so she spoke to hubby..saying she was gonna send a babyshower invite. I guess I am spiteful..and all. Part of mes happy that she finally is pregnant..but part of me just pissed over how shes been over the years.   She says this is gods miracle...and says her ex is pissed that shes finally pre
To "realbigtits"
THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO A HATE STAT DIRECTED TOWARDS A GOOD FRIEND...people should look at their own actions before passing judgement on others who they do not know.  SENT IN PM: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE? DO YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED? DO YOU KNOW THEIR STORY? NO. AXIS HAS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHO DON WAS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR THIS SITE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE THIS SITE? OBVIOUSLY NOT. LISTEN HERE..."REALBIGTITS"...What you choose to do with this site and what others choose to do with this site are personal choices. YOU have no fucking right to judge anyone. ARE YOU PERFECT? So you think that asking for help to host a HH is bad? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING DONATIONS THAT FAMILIES ASK FOR IN MEMORY OF THEIR LOST ONES???? DON LOVED Fubar. He would want his memory to go on HERE. His personal, real life was fucking HELL. So what if he used Fu as his escape? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE? As for Axis..he LOVED Don. They formed a close relationshi
Rapture Anyone?
Dear Ninja Can I use the fact that the world is going to end tomorrow as a way to score alot of meaningless sex with the down and out depressed women of fubar? (and stupid enough to fall for it) Lookin for a last hoorah   Dear Desperate Guy, While the list of women with daddy issues that are willing to let you poke them for no other reason than you have a penis are a-plenty on here, I don't think the rapture is going to help you score. If they are that down and desperate, they probably aren't something you want to remember having sex with, even if it's in the after-life. And if the world doesn't end, then you will also be carrying around the stench of that nasty night, along with the STDs you might pick up (cause let's face it, she ain't picky) and new the new stalker, because you know you will tell her that you love her. My advice, grab a porn and rub one out. Tomorrow's just another day.
Here Comes The Bride....or Not
Dear Ninja So my boyfriend and I have been together 9 months. Everything is wonderful, and we have been talking about getting married. I dont want to rush him, but he is a little bit financially unstable at the moment and Im worried hes not proposing because he doesnt have the money for a ring. I know he wants to ask me the traditional way. So to get to the point, should I buy the rings? Or should I wait and let him do it his way? -Impatient Dear Impatient, Slow ya roll tadpole. If he is waiting until he is stable and able to provide what he thinks you deserve, he's actually doing it the right way, and he's a good guy for it. Should you pay for your engagement ring? No. Should you push him into asking when he's not ready? No. All you will do is cause resentment later because he didn't get to do it the way he wanted to. Stop trying to be in control of everything and let him be the man. He may have a big extravagant thing planned for how he thinks he can sweep you off your fe
Unedited Me :)
Pretty much anything anyone of my so called "Fubar" friends knows about me is information I have allowed myself to share. This might not be a big deal to some people but I do have trust issues and only allow certain people to know any "good dirt" on me, something that can later be used against me! This is the unedited version of me: ~ I swear and take the Lord's name in vain often ~ I drink to pass out ~ I take drugs to escape my reality ~ I love a tall brunette, 36 C's, nice firm ass, a few tattoos and a few piercings. ~ I love tall men with dark eyes and hair. ~ A sexy guitar player could cause me to sin 7 ways from Sunday ~ I'll end up back in a mental hospital before next year. ~ I could very easily close my eyes and sleep forever ~ The smile on my lips doesn't mean I'm eyes hold all my pain inside them.
[the Sky Is Falling]
Try saying that sardonically after the end of the world thing to the people of Joplin. I don't think they're gonna see the humor in it. 1/3 of that town is g o n e. And My best friend lives works and owns a house there. I haven't been able to contact him but I'm basically seeing a 1/3 chance that his house is gone, and he may be hurt, at least 24 people are dead, reports indicate where he works was destroyed too. This is NOT a "Zomg my mom has cancer" mumm. I don't want your pity attention or sympathy, and I'm not going to pass the plate around so you can raise money to rebuild the midwest- I'm just giving you an update, I'll be waiting for information and I may be unavailable to comment or respond for a bit depending on the situation.
Music Monday
The entire new Death Cab album is available online for a few days: 
Men ..... Lmao!!!
1.  Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2.  Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.  3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12.  Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13..  Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
That Isn’t Right.
That isn’t right.   That was the first thought going through my head when I saw a van coming at us out of the corner of my eye.  The next were “we’ve been hit”, “there’s our bumper over there”, and “this is going to be a hassle”.    The light had turned green so the car to my left and I pulled into the intersection.  A girl drove through her red light just missing the car next to me and clipped the front of my van.  We are all OK. Pictures in my "Blog Pics" album.   I got us and our bumper off the road – good thing they are only plastic….   I directed the girl to drive her van out of traffic to the side of the road.  She and her friend where hysterical and crying.  But were clear headed enough to pull a large cello out of the back and lay it in the grass.   After talking with the police, witnesses, EMTs and such my daughter realizes that if it happened a split second later their van would have hit the side of ou
Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- R&b
Pick your favorite song and i will count the votes and the top 20 countdown will be played Fridays! Each genre a friday.   Kelly Rowland-"Motivation" Jeremih-"Down on Me" Lady Gaga-"Poker Face" Chris Brown-"Look at me Now"(Ft. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes) Lady Gaga-"Just Dance" Cupid-"Cupid Shuffle" Miguel-"Sure Thing" Usher-"More"(Redone Jimmy Joker Remix) Usher-"DJ Got us Fallin' In Love"(Ft Pitbull) Lady Gaga-"Paparazzi" Jill Scott-"So In Love"(Ft. Anthony Hamilton) Trey Songz-"Bottoms up"(ft. Nicki Minaj) Beyonce-"Single Ladies" Mary J Blige-"Someone to love me"(naked) Chris Brown -"She Ain't You" Gnarles Barkley-"Crazy" Rihanna-"Disturbia" Keri Hilson-"Pretty Girl Rock"(ft. Kanye West) Usher-"OMG"(Ft Usher-"Yeah!"(Ft lil John & Ludacris)
Top 20 Countdowns.... Vote Here! Genre- Hip-hop/rap
Pick your favorite song then i will count the vote and they will be played Friday nights! One genre a Friday!   Lupe Fiasco-"The Show Goes On" DJ Khaled-"I'm On One"(Ft. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne) Nicki Minaj-"Super Bass" Dr. Dre-"I Need a Doctor" New Boyz-"Backseat"(Ft. The Cataracs & Dev) Kanye West-"All of the Lights" Wiz Khalifa-"Roll up" Cupid-"Cupid Shuffle" Lil Wayne-"John" Lil Wayne-"6 Foot 7 Foot" YC Worldwide-"Racks" Nicki Minaj-"Moment 4 Life" Diddy-Dirty Money-"Coming Home" Flo Rida-"Club Can't Handle Me"(Ft. David Guetta) Eminem-"Love the Way you Lie"(Ft Rihanna) Lil Wayne-"How to Love" Wiz Khalifa-"Black and Yellow" Ace Hood-"Hustle Hard remix"
I Really Despise This.......
Anyone who knows me, knows I DO like to poke fun at some of the fake profiles in it's a decent cure for boredom, and mostly its all innocent fun, but I ran across a profile today that realllllllllly irks me. THIS pathetic excuse of a human being originally got my attention by "her" profile status "Does anyone have paypal? I need a few bucks if anyone can help! I'd really appretiate it, there's a video or 2 in it if you help me out, first come first serve :)".  I was just going to post something slightly humbling about it, when I noticed two folders.  One labeled "Me and My Son" and "Me and My Daughter".  I figured oooooook Brad give her the benefit of the doubt, she may be a struggling mother and eh, its no worse than begging for bling I suppose. Well lets just say that both folders are a pseudo fantasy for incest, filled with pictures of her sucking and fucking some guy, and in the other folder......yep you guessed it, another
One Down...
Usually conversations start off by saying, "Good Morning", "Good Afternoon" or How are you? even a Hello is good, but NOT "I want to lick your tits".  I really wish I had an full understanding of the male brain and what possesses shit like that to roll of a tongue.  But see here, I am giving to much credit to this person whom I deleted as friend, he wasn't thinking with his brain he was thinking with his "other" brain.  So maybe I have answered my own question.  Anyway, it still boggles my mind.  Because I always ponder - when will they ever learn???
Capt. Saveaho To The Rescue!!!!
So tonight I found a female claiming male as her gender so she could get Most Liked and her name color changed.. I confronted her and she sent in Capt. Saveaho.. Was pretty funny.. Enjoy..        > To Fukd: The guys have a hard enough time getting liked to get high enough rank and they have bitches like you scamming the system..> 12:22ammore> To Fukd: I've taken screenshots and you've been reported.. Do you know what they do you cheaters?.. kiss your ass goodbye> 12:24ammore> To Fukd: I guess your name is fitting, you are fucked.. > 12:40amreply> Fukd: really...> 12:40ammore> To Fukd: yes really..> 12:40ammore> To Fukd: no point in changing it back to female.. it's been screenshotted and reported..> 12:40amreply> Fukd: oh no... report away ... and by the way butt hurt much> 12:41amreply> Fukd: actually until you so nicely pointed it out i had forgot about it so thanks> 12:42ammore> To Fukd: lol, your patheic attempt to cheat on this website outwights any butthurt.. and the fact tha
Funny Stuff!!
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding.  This would cool her down and make her relax.So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and then climax.So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed!  They w
Ability Points
i would like to thank misfit for sharing and using her ability points on a friend of mine. my friends list, consists of roughly 70ish ppl. and she was the only one who stepped up to help out a girl she doesn't even know. that is Quality right there! THANK YOU Misfit, i appreciate you! x0 ♥ C.   **update ::: my friend Silveroak helped Tee as well. :) thank you Silveroak!
Nobody Much Likes The Gop Candidates, Except God, Sort Of (repost)
by Abby Zimet Unremarkably, new poll numbers show that nobody - not even people in their own states - likes the nine possible GOP presidential candidates. Oddly, several say God supports them - meaning even He/She is less than faithful. From Public Policy Polling, from most popular to least popular: Candidate (State) Favorability Net Gary Johnson (New Mexico) 44/32 +12 Newt Gingrich (Georgia) 39/47 -8 Herman Cain (Georgia) 28/36 -8 Rick Perry (Texas) 42/50 -8 Rick Santorum (Pennsylvania) 37/47 -10 Mitt Romney (Massachusetts)
Day 2
Day 2 - Your least fave song. Well - I could wax lyrical all day there - there are quite a few I'm not fond of!   However, the first two to pop into my head are Golden Brown by the Stranglers and Stairway to heaven (take your pick of artists!).  I know I am going to take some flack for these...but I've really tried hard to enjoy/like Stairway however each and every time I listen to it it bores me senseless...I don't find it inspiring and it drones on! (ok..let me have it..Ive got my tin hat on!!)   Golden Brown stretches way back to when I was was on one of the "now thats what I call music/hits" compilation albums directly before Wilson Phillips - Hold on.  My friend and I loved the Wilson Philips song (what?!! I was 15!! .....again...i can take the flack!) and played it over and over...but usually had to endure at least some of the Golden Brown song first as it was either a tape or record - certainly wasn’t a CD!  I’ve never enjoyed it and haven’t grown to lo
[smoldering Apathy]
Today is a scooch more highly functioning. But only by a scooch. Had metal hooks and rotory drills in my mouth today, that was fun. People kept fussing over me until I said "This isn't nearly as bad as the time I had glass dug out of my neck and couldn't feel my legs, stop fretting"   Talked to the hygienist about her smoking hot 20 year old biology student daughter.   Then I had a beer and helped make dinner. (nothing fancy, fennel sausage and pasta in marinara)   Watched a quicky squeaker, KC lost 2-1 and... here we are. Is it bad when filling out paperwork is an alternative to sitting and staring at a blank computer screen? That bored. I guess my brother worked 12 hours today, and I'm bitching about filling out an application? Weird. I always have trouble with "reasons for leaving" (and not putting down manageral asshattery) and filling out my references since... *checks phone* almost all of my contacts are old jobs, job placement centers, and women I've either seen nak
Not So Fatboi
my brother sold me some vitamin stuff he got into for extra money... when he was doing his check he had an app on his phone that said i was 12% body fati double checked it with two online calculator"your body fat percentage is estimated to be 15.12 % using the U.S. Navy body fat formula, or 13.29 % using the formula developed by the YMCA"for my height and weight and age ideal is supposed to be 15% but professional athletes are i haven't taken any of the health stuff yet but i'm gonna see how well it works... i'm not trying to look like a body builder bulky muscles aren't my thing... i prefer the slimmer under rated will kick your ass when you don't think it's possible style... i've always liked beating up people bigger who are a lot bigger than me... feels like an accomplishment or something so.. i'm not sure if i should just do little at home work outs or join a gym to get what i'm after... i'm sure i'm gonna mumm some random part of this in a minute but it's not like i
Deb's R/l Luvs & Marriages On
This is a real life story (mine) I have finally decided to write the book they been wanting me too with the big help from my publisher, I'm not a writer so this will be the short verzion but you will get the picture. I grew up on a farm and loved life to the fullest i started young having my own family i was a mother at 16 married at 18 life was great until one day when i was 23 my mother my best friend came up missing my world come crashing down and life as i knew it would never be the same, so i went on a personal mission to find my mom got her on americas most wanted well her story all the way to her pics on the side of nascars (Ruth Hoffman)full story on amw.   But anyways i went out bought the best internet at the time and put her all over the net and i of course got divorced and remarried during this heartache, I stumbled across and thought hmmm i wonder if i can put her face here but instead i found support for my
Ray25 mins I am adding as a friend and my pass word is Raymond7
Office Conversations
Just thought I'd share.   Boss: I know you're feeling like I'm changing my mind a lot... Me: It's not a feeling. You fucking ARE changing your mind a lot. Boss: *giggles like a schoolgirl* Will you punch me if I just... Me: Yes. Yes I will. Boss:*giggles and does it anyway*   Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Do you intend for some of your emails to be sarcastic? Me: Nope, I intend for pretty much all of 'em to be sarcastic. Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: Oh. *awkward pause* Arsehole Beancounter Whom I Despise But Have to Tolerate for HR-STUPID STUFF: I sometimes don't get nuances. Me: Really? Hadn't noticed. WHOOSH   Boss: Just want to say awesome work, congratulations. I know this week's been pretty difficult... Me: The week hasn't been difficult, you've been difficult. Colleague: *almost falls out of chair trying not to laugh* Boss: Well fuck you too. Colle
Friendship With Fakes
I wonder why people cannot interact with each other in a meaningful matter...or even why people test boundaries set forth in a relationship, sustaining nothing more then mere respect! Has our society become so shallow that we cannot consider each others emotions?  Here is the story...I befriended two individuals who decided to cause chaos and mayhem amongst my family...I ejected them after the numerous lies they told themselves in order to play a "game" with real people. I am a woman that has really never had the luck of the draw with women...but these two were considered "FAMILY". So when I decided not to talk to them any further the festering of online lies and screenshots of convos (not even pertaining to me) were put into dram folders allowing further hatred to flourish.      So I ask you all to examine friendships with fouls either online or in reality ...use your brain wisely and heart should stay sheltered to those whom are really close. Those that are beneath you in thinking
My Broke Ass Wheel
I have bad feet. *sigh* Saw the podiatrist today...this time it was the right foot. Muscle strain in the arch area. *sigh* Tape it for 7-10 days and see how it goes...*crosses fingers* Stay off it for two days, then see how I feel I better be fine, I got shit to do.  
(how To) Specifying Colors Within A Webpage
(How To) Specifying Colors Within a Web PageIf you would like to specify colors within any web page, you must set Color Attributes. Attributes determine the appearance of a web page, such as background color, text colors and fonts.To specify a specific color, you must use the hexadecimal color code within your HTML coding. The hexadecimal color codes can be used throughout the entire web page to specify all of the following:Background ColorsFont ColorsBorder ColorsTo ensure your colors will be displayed to most Internet users as you had intended, you should always select your colors from the 216 web safe colors, as displayed in the 216 web safe color chart below.When using colors within your HTML, you can also use the actual color "word" for basic colors such as black, white, red, green, blue and yellow.Your color code might look something like this: BGCOLOR="RED"ColorRedGreenBlueHexadecimalBlack000#000000White255255255#FFFFFFRed
What Tree Did You Fall From?
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool andsomewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir TreeJan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm TreeJan 25 to Feb 03 -Cypress TreeFeb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar TreeFeb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar TreeFeb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine TreeMar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow TreeMar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime TreeMar 21 (only) -Oak TreeMar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut TreeApr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan TreeApr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple TreeApr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut TreeMay 01 to May 14 - Poplar TreeMay 15 to May 24 - Chestnut TreeMay 25 to Jun 03 - Ash TreeJun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam TreeJun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig TreeJun 24 (only) - Birch TreeJun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple TreeJul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir TreeJul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm TreeJul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress TreeAug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar TreeAug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar TreeAug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine TreeSep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow TreeSep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime T
Halp Me Halp Me Halp Me
it's dawned on my that i need to work on my people skills... anyone of you lovely cvnts wanna volunteer to help me out with this? okay... first off i need to work on my social skills things like -being friendly -being courteous -being modest and humble -caring -compliments -empathy -listening -loyalty -optimism -respecting boundries -respecting religion -showing enthusiasm  -showing emotions -showing gratitude  -sincerity -situation appropriate humor and not saying the word cunt in front of your mother   things i'll need to work on later -not killing people who try to help -not masturbaing in public -pretending i'm serious about seeking help   things i don't need to work on -honesty -social independence 
Blocked! Omg?!!!
Mumm poster has me blocked... soo..... here is my response to her wanting to know what "Love" is.... It's a biological response to external signals processed by your central nervous system and imprinted in your brain over time. There may very well be spiritual aspects to this, but they aren't exactly clear or currently definable in scientific terms. Now, this is very general and non-specific for good reason! There is no defining what it is for any one person or group, or you fall into the trap of religion and people controlling how other people think and feel about a given subject, which, in my opinion, is very wrong.
The Storm Outside
the storm outside is like none she's ever seen before wind violently thrashing through the trees branches repeatedly scraping her windows like fingernails on a chalkboard her heart is racing, why did she tell him to go? now she sits all alone in this big old house electricity knocked out her only friend the flickering light from her candles thunder booms, lightening strikes, wind blows and some other sound was in the mix sounded like glass breaking that is all she needs, she thinks... for a tree to of broken a window allowing the elemets inside her safe haven little did she know though that soon she'd discover she was not so safe it was not the storm breaking into her home  
Be Cool Man, Be Cool...
You can stick as many skulls on the back window and misfit logos, but you cant change the fact that you are driving a Buick, a Rendezvous at that...  
Dirty Wicked Dreams......very Very Very Nsfw....
babygirl was startled when the phone rang. It was late in the day, and she had lost track of the time this afternoon puttering about with her household chores. She glanced at the phone, and saw that it was Daddy calling. A sense of panic set in. Daddy called at this time of day only to give instructions."Good evening, my slut. It's Daddy. I am about to step out of the office and head for the house. I want you to go immediately to the saddle, mount it, and turn it on. I expect to be home in about an hour, given traffic. You are not to come until you have my cock in your mouth. You may pee, if needed, and of course you will have little choice but to express milk. But if I review the recording and see that you have cum, the consequences will be severe. Understood?""Yes, Daddy," the tender slut replied into the phone. "Mount now, no cuming. I understand, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy."babygirl quickly ran to the machine where Daddy would expect her to spend the next hour being used. She tore clo
My First New Block
   Perfec...: who said anyone was selling fam spots to see any body parts?? just wondering about your comment in my mumm thanks 9:20pm fluffy bunny: your former status dur 9:21pm  Perfec...: I never once said anything about seeing body parts in my status 9:21pm  Perfec...: I am running a god mode, the selling of the fam spots were to get people in for the famping 9:22pm  Perfec...: sorry I offer NO pics or body parts to ANYONE on this site 9:22pm fluffy bunny: well than it's just a plain old rip off...  9:23pm fluffy bunny: you won't be getting any of my bling credits you stingie bish 9:24pm  Perfec...: wow...interesting how you judge someone before you know who they are 9:24pm  Perfec...: and this all has to do with rank for the higher levels that know how to play the game 9:24pm fluffy bunny: actually it's not that interesting you're easily amused i take it
Love Is Bullshit
Love is Bullshit I do not believe in love. Why you may ask? I'll tell you why.   Love is insanity. It will make you do things a normal person would not. Love will make you drain a retirement account and give it to a woman to redo her home. Then, it leaves you with bitterness as she promptly dumps you when the 401(k) has been tapped.   Love will make a battered woman return to her husband time and time again even though he has beaten her so bad that he has ruptured both her eardrums.   Love will also make you step all over a good thing, viz. Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind. All I can say is that Scarlett had shit for brains when it came to ol' Rhett.   I must also admit that I have been in love, and I have been just as stupid as these folks. Throw in the terrible pain, and I can tell you that I never ever want to be in love ever again. I hate it.   Love is bullshit. It lies. It tells you that your beloved is better than all the others in the world. And nothing is more tr
Fbc & Fbd Lounge Position Options
So Thunder is looking for people to staff in his lounge and would love for everyone of us to have a position. He would like all FBD's to be enforcers.   Positions for FBC: -Cam Girl -Promoter -Greeter -Enforcer   Please comment the blog with the position you are interested in. Once commented your name and position will be posted in the blog :)
This Place Is B*s*
I don't want you perving my box.. I don't want your stupid gifts every day.. If you have something meaninful to share, feel free. Otherwise don't waste my time... No, you cannot get my private picture access for free... Now accepting FuHubby apps. Tired of dealing with fucking poor losers.
School Paper For A Friend
  Korey ‎...Page and contrast artists of the renaissance...-bashes head on desk-....this paper sucks!!...both used paint and they painted different shit....done! -grumbles- me you can always bullshit it with words like gusto... this artist painted with gusto... teachers are dopes they'll probably buy it Korey yea but that won't make a two page minimum paper that includes the influences of the time. =( me alcohol and whores were the influence of artist then and now... i'm sure you can write a 2 page report on them Korey Something tells me that the teacher doesn't want to read that "Raphael painted Madonna and the christ child after a long night of slamming absinthe shots and sticking his dick in every hole the brothel had to offer." Although the instructor's comments next to my F would probably be entertaining. Me some people just can't handle the truth... it's such a shame +++some other person's comment that wasn't entertaining+++ Korey  LOL That sounds
The Blog Where I Talk About All Nerdy Things.things I Really Care The History Of Our Creation/creator),history,gaming,politics,cooking   For most of us, or perhaps all of us, it's impossible to imagine a world consisting of more than three spatial dimensions. Are we correct when we intuit that such a world couldn't exist? Or is it that our brains are simply incapable of imagining additional dimensions—dimensions that may turn out to be as real as other things we can't detect? String theorists are betting that extra dimensions do indeed exist; in fact, the equations that describe superstring theory require a universe with no fewer than 10 dimensions. But even physicists who spend all day thinking about extra spatial dimensions have a hard time describing what they might look like or how we apparently feeble-minded humans might approach an understanding of them. That's always been the case, and perhaps always will be.
Fubar Friends, Family, & Fans Is This True Or Is Any Part Of This False?
Good Afternoon sir / ma'am. Are you interested in having your marriage or relationship destroyed? Or if youre single then perhaps you'd be interested in having your life-long best friend turn against you? If you are, then I would like to invite you to join    It's an online bar where you can rate people's pictues and profiles on a scale of 1 to 10, and if you have VIP status you will have the privelege of rating someone an 11. Membership is free but VIP membership is 14.95 a month and you will have your name bolded in your choice of pink, blue, or gray or you can simply leave it as the standard white, now this IS an adult site, you have to be at least 18 years old to join because some our membrs have partially nude and fully nude pictures in which our male and surprisingly high amount of female members just go insane over, and many members will offer themselves fully exposed in exchange for a VIP membership or a bling credit pack.Blings are these specialized symbols th
Ohhh Hahaha..i Might Miss This..
romanticguy22: ey whats up how are you doing would you like to have a clean non-perverted decent normal conversation with me and not having to worry about getting perved on? by the way your gorgeous if you do hit me up with a reply hereey whats up how are you doing would you like to have a clean non-perverted decent normal conversation with me and not having to worry about getting perved on? by the way your gorgeous if you do hit me up with a reply here 11:15pm romanticguy22: ey whats up how are you doing would you like to have a clean non-perverted decent normal conversation with me and not having to worry about getting perved on? by the way your gorgeous if you do hit me up with a reply here 11:15pm romanticguy22: ey whats up how are you doing would you like to have a clean non-perverted decent normal conversation with me and not having to worry about getting perved on? by the way your gorgeous if you do hit me up with a reply here 11:17pm Sug
Apparently I'm moody. Oh well. I guess I'm just a bitch. Not like I really mean to be. I just can't stand stupidness.   That is all :)
The Truth...hurts.
(oh if my ex happens to read this..this is the obligatory EMO blog you were always needling me know how you said i was so mopey and all. I'm glad I was able to fufill your one of your expectations).   Hi. I'm Annelid. I have literally no life whatsoever. I live vicariously through the computer. I'm self centered,depressed,full of self loathing (and cookies) and am going nowhere slowly. I fall for people who acknowledge me.  I see things that aren't there. Meaning I take you being nice to me as a sign of perhaps she LIKES me.Sure it's lame..but it's me. I'm tired of everything...i mean....really tired. Not just physically, mentally. I'm ground down to a nub. I want out. I can't sleep or have a coherent though in my head. I dream about what could have been or rather what should be. It's all i have is my dreams. Nothing else. The baubles.....the nice tv's , the video game systems,etc mean nothing. It's a distraction really.  I love my cats like they were my babies. And my
Attention All Level 48s
I have been monitoring the spotlight bids for the last couple of weeks and I am not seeing them drop. Infact, they are increasing in the amount. Tech has a list/blog that does not address a solution to the problem.   I think I have a solution but i need comments from all level 48s to know if they agree to it or not. It will not involve being on a list and waiting to be chosen to bid. Currently the bids are over a billion fubucks and they need to come down so what I propose is that even though you have over a billion fubucks, DO NOT BID THAT HIGH!  This will lower the bids so every level 48 can get the spot light and level. All 48s need to be on the same page for this to work. I have complete confidence that this will in fact work and help everyone. Please leave a comment if your onboard with me. 
The Topic: Salutes   snoborda: so u wanna trade some with me? snoborda: it would be fun  To snoborda: i only make salutes for people i know snoborda: um ok fine To snoborda: sorry. snoborda: do u have a bunch of naughty pics? To snoborda: not really. snoborda: do u have some? snoborda: what all do u have pics of? To snoborda: that's private information. snoborda: u have really nice tits by the way snoborda: they look like they'd be alot of un  snoborda: fun** To snoborda: i'm not talking about this with you. snoborda: im wayyyy to hot for u anyway lol...thansk for the laugh this morn.. i nbeeded that To snoborda: that's why YOU approached ME..its ok. little boys can't handle rejection. snoborda: ur fat.. get over it To snoborda: lmfao. you're a child who can't find satisfaction outside of the internet. snoborda: k miss fatty To snoborda: my point can't come up with anything better than that? To snoborda: you're 30? wow. i figured you'd have something b
When You Are In Love With Your True Love!!!!
Why does people half to try and break up someone that is so much in love with there man that they DON'T EVER WANT TO LOSE THEM EVER, The love The love that we have The love that we share The love is what we Share in every day life, We live in love we share, love all the time. But we lose are too alot of times too. We share the same bed, Share the same blanket, alots of things in life. Sometimes we lose the love of our lives. We dont want to lose them all, but some times we have to make a mistake in life. Love is suppose to be when you are happy with someone that you love very much. Love is when you care about that person that you are in love with. All you do is think about the one that you love. When you think of a person that you cant live without, or cant breath with out them, being able to talk to them and seeing them.
A Little Midnight Rendezvous
So my friend just called me in the middle of the night...I was wondering what on earth she needed at 12.30am. She started off like 'are you at home?'. I thought she might need a lift home after a night of drinking or something but oh nooooo...   SHE WANTED ME TO CATCH A SPIDER!I asked her if she was alone and she said her bf was there but he was about 3 times as scared as we were!To be fair...this spider was BIG! I dunno why I thought I'd be helpful cos this kinda spider I wake my mum up at 5am to catch.So we thought we would try the trap it in a glass method but it was on a wall and I couldn't reach./So we got the hairspray out and I sprayed it to make it move to a easier place for me to trap it.I sprayed it and it was movie which made me scream but I still carried on spraying and my friend's bf had run down the stairs nearly tripping over his own feet!Anyway the spider fell off and then it was like stuck in a corner...I didn't wanna pick it up cos the spider was really fat.Anyway m
People Hate Me Because Of Him
I'm not really sure where to start this thing. I've been through so much with this person. If I posted everything, it would be a novel. I'm not sure I'm ready for that, yet. So it looks like you all are in luck. I'm going to do the "summed up version".   I met him YEARS ago. I'm going to says at the very least 5 years ago. It sure doesn't seem like it though. I won't ever forget it though. I'd just been given my first "VIC", yes before they were called VIP. It was also before I really started to MuMM. I'd been in there on rare occasions, but I wasn't part of the "MuMMer group".  I remember I was sitting on 100 elevens. I wasn't a big rater, still not. But I figured since the VIC was  a gift, I'd better use them all. I made a "MuMM" asking who wanted one, lol. God, the thought of that being a MuMM now makes me laugh. I'd be killed in a heartbeat and felt like deleting the MuMM. Anyway, he was one of the first people to say they wanted one. So off I went to his page and rated him the
Question 5
What has made you smile today?
Battle Of The Bands Is Legit.
So, check this out: Looks like it's getting legit industry attention, which is good for everyone. Every bit of outside attention helps this place, I don't know whether or not anyone realizes it but it's true. Be sure to case your vote (I'm partial to The Public Trust personally today) and get your easy points. Don't be an asshat out there either, or you will get served. But hey, no one that reads this blog would do that anyways right? Haha. We leave that to those -other- people. I actually have a Happy Hour next Tuesday morning soooo.....stay tuned. Have a good week, and peace.
Once Upon A Time
                                                                      Once Upon A Time          Sitting here, thinking     about you and me     wondering if     it could ever be.       You don't know me,      and I don't know you      still something about it      makes it seem so true.       Was it fate      or was it destiny      will this work out      or is it just not meant to be.      But I'm a risk taker     I'll take a chance,     I'll take your hand     then we can dance.      I'm no Prince     it's plain to see     I'm just a simple man     simple as can be.      Take my hand     be my wife     and I'll love you     for the rest of my life.      I'll be your gentlemen caller     will you be my Southern Belle,     take my hand and walk with me     I promise you , you're Fairey Tale.
I'm in an auction. You don't have to bid if you don't want, but it would be super if you rated the pic. :) Thanks. I don't think I'm going to attempt putting the link in here. It's in my about me. I'll put it in the comments.    
I Miss My Sister Stephanie
I Wrote this Before But Almost Deleted My Fubar Account and Deleted The Blog.But One Of The Hardest Things Ive ever Had To Deal With was Losing My Sister To Murder.{Feb 3rd 2006}.From My Mums Sounding so Hysterical when She called Me That Morning.And Crying and Saying My Sister Stephanie was Dead...At 1st When I Heard her I Thought she was gonna say something wrong with one of My Girls-I Couldnt handle that.But She Said Bobby-Stephanie Is Dead. I really couldnt Grasp what was being Said...In The Back of My Mind,I'm Thinking Ok She is Just Hurt Need to get her to the Hospital...But It Soon Was all sinking in That This was Reality and wasnt gonna be right or She wasnt coming back.Went To Greenville.It was a Huge Crime Scene.Roped Off.The Highway That Little Caesars Sat On Was Crowded...I Knew My Sister was In There.And Laying Dead in The Floor...Coroners,Police,Investigators were in there.Taking Pics.or whatever.........Had To Stop Just Thinking bout it Just Now....But its Ok.......Im W
Information On Our Dear Beloved Friend Mike (hardway) Rip Sweetheart
Hi Fu Fam and Friends,   I really wasn't  looking forward to writting a blog and of all blogs especially this one which crushes my heart. I'm not sure who all is aware about one of our very own Mike Hardway who past away early this morning in his sleep due to a seizure.   Apparently he has suffered them many times before but this one would not allow him  to wake up :(      Here is information for anyone who would like to send sympathy cards or flowers to the family   His sister's address (The last couple of months he stayed with her) Mrs. Dee Dee McCracken  231 Lighthouse View Drive  Stevensville, MD  21666 The funeral home where the service will take place (some time next week , details still pending) Fellows Healthbine Funeral Home Kent Island  106 Shamrock Road, Chester MD  21619   ~While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil~  John Taylor   R.I.P Mike     Feb 16, 1957 ~August 20, 2011  
Im Not Saying
Hey girl, I'm not saying that I wouldn't, but i'm not saying I would, I just gotta make sure girl, that its gonna be all good. See the thing is I'm still a friend, and your long distance that blows like the wind. So lets sit back and think about it cause bad luck may be down with it, and I can't shovel it. So lets take this one step at a time, because my life is mine. So if you wanna come through, just do what you do. Keep telling me what you want and I will make it come true. Cus I'm not saying I wouldn't but I'm not saying I would. I just gotta make sure girl, that its gonna be all good. See the thing is a couple days don't lie, your too pretty and I'm too fly. So keep your phone line open everytime I call, you keep it real I'll keep it raw, cus I'm too strong to stand back and fall. So lets see what tomarrow may bring, as I sit here and wait for your ring. So if you wanna do this right, you can call me tonight. Cus baby, I'm not saying that I wouldn't but I'm not saying that I w
It's Time
Nothing like waking up and starting your day. However, I woke up to a phone call at 7am. NOT my plan. I decided to kill time by coming on here until I had to get ready for work. That's when I realized.... I have friends that I don't remember accepting. Time to delete some people!!!
Infection By Love
Love doesn't exist without pain It doesn't care whether you're sick or sane A disease in the form of adoration and obsession Slowly shadowing the world with its infection Creating a new birth every couple seconds   Every passing moment it takes yet another victim  Feeding the weakest of minds with its addiction Consuming the easiest of lovesick minds Absorbing their most prescious wants and stealing time Every eager heart has something they want to find   It has the power to strip of trust on which it feeds Expanding your expectations that often lead to doubt and jealousy Love can empower you to reach your most intimate dreams But it also has the ability to hinder the worst of things Love is a lot more clever and complicated that it seems.
I've Decided
...that Jason Mraz is sexy. His voice makes me melt and he's not that bad looking either.  I'd totally bang the hell out of him.
[one Year Later]
Still angry. But hey, at least my back doesn't hurt.   I can honestly say that the last 365 days have been a blur of prescription pills, aches, stiffness, and non prescription hooch.   I don't miss a single one of those days.   I don't feel the anger was wasted energy. Misguided. Or unjustified.   I don't think that position will change any time soon.   What am I gonna do about it? What can I?   Its up to every whim of every other asshole.   That is all. I'm not sorry to disappoint.
I Totally Hate Powdery Mildew!!!!
*grumbles*   Well, the flowers are blooming and the pumpkins, gourds, cucumbers, squash, watermelons, peppers, tomatoes and herbs are producing *dances*   I just can't stand the powdery mildew on the vining veggies *sigh* I sprayed last week with "veggie pharm" and went out today and cleaned up all the debris...I need to finish the rest this evening when it cools down again.  My plan is to fertilize tonight with "Age Old" blooming.  It is a liquid and feel that these last couple of feedings should be with something that has some "oomph" from the get go.  It is also organic :)  and then tomorrow night dust the garden again.  I'll take pictures tonight, the sunflowers are GORGEOUS!!! I think I'll plant my cold crops next week...we've still had some 90 degree days and I feel like it's still too hot at night.... I'm stoked and I'm already planning the layout for next years crop *dances more* Hope everyone is doing well! xxoo PoSTaL
The Worst Of The Worst - Summer 2011.
If the truth about any of the following interests you: 1. A Fubar Player on the Rise. 2. A mentally unstable spender that thinks he's a bouncer. 3. A God Mode Running Fake. 4. A dude who is not military using military emails for Fu Discounts. 5. A real petition to help stop a murderer and support Native Americans. 6. A split personality fake. 7. A Fubar Broadcasting Terrorist. 8. A dude who faked his own death for attention. 9. Another fake who is Green. 10. A Top Member Expose. ...then.... Click here & then link in stash!... Good times. ha. Don't forget to vote in today's Battle of the Bands! It's the finale...
Please Vote For My Band Produkt In The Jane's Addiction Remix Contest... Last Day To Vote!
Please vote and help get PRODUKT into the top 20... right now we're in 25th place! Voting ends today! =] Here's the link:
My Story
She had been home from the hospital for 2 weeks....but something was wrong. She couldn't wake up. Not fully anyway. She had to pee and in her half asleep fog, she tried to make it to the bathroom, but fell. I rushed to her and helped her get up and to the toilet. "WTF?" i was thinking...."she had been doing okay. What the fuck is going on?" For 2 days I'd been doing this. Sleepless nights, trying to go to work, but too afraid to leave her alone. "Okay" i thought too myself, "that's it." I called an ambulance, they came and got her & i followed. Once she was in the ER, her doctor, who just happened to be there, gave her a shot of something & within 15 minutes, my Tracey was back, wondering what the hell happened. I remember feeling relived...hugs & kisses were abound. Her doctor comes in and tells her: "If you go back home, you ll die there." She was admitted. The next week goes by, im dividing my time between work and the hospital, endless nights are becomes a blur. We get
The Ongoing Saga Of The Job I'd Been Offered
So I go to visit the place that wants to hire me away from the job I currently enjoy (though there are aspects I'd love to escape, given the chance, which kind of had me thinking this would be a good idea). I would be installing and repairing some fairly large equipment with a really powerful laser for cutting through steel and aluminum. I'd be gone for two to three weeks at a time, though normally home for weekends, and working a ton of overtime while I was away. I had no problem with this. None of it wasn't anything I hadn't done before except the laser aspect, and that I'd be sent to training for. So I leave, their service manager giving his okay, as this was essentally my final interview. Official offer letter being sent to me via postal service (arrived Tuesday).   My real reason for being where I was... a training class for the robots I work with. I felt kind of shitty at this point, knowing any training I took was going to be a total waste. Showing up for class, I was just
[that Burp Tasted Like Drunk]
Gotta say, I had higher hopes for the Charlie Sheen roast.   ... what? Oh. Nah, seriously, that shit looked thrown together, bunch of nobodies and a slapdash production with a few jabs that have been done funnier on forum posts, the highlight was of course the three (out of what, 12?) funny people involved. One of them was John Lovitz. The other two were William Fucking Shater.   ... okay some credit to Seth.   But seriously- that was chop steak at best.   Had a couple bourbons tonight. Had a lot on my mind the last... month.   I dunno. I could use a cigar and a consolation prize on the side. I'm just not very excited right now. Played about 30 hours of Dragon Age, and I stand by my previous statements on the topic Never Winter Nights 2 without the bugs, crashes, 30 minute loading screens, and kobold killing more blood more party member whining (for better and worse) and intentional underwear scenes.   I did intentionally initiate a romance with the bisexual
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Contest, Bling, And Pimping
I'm being lazy. I have a killer headache and I like my status. 1. That brown dog bling looks like a bouncing brown sheep. Am I the only one that's noticed that? 2. The swimsuit contest should be an easy win for Slim. She's the only saluted one up. But I'm sure horny males who aren't very smart will vote for the one that says MAXIM right on the picture. I thought fakers were a little smarter than that. 3. Could someone pimp me out? I'll get ya back :)
A Lil About Me
OK wellfirst and foremost here is a few of my medical conditions that cause me to spend so much time in the hospital,common varriable immune deficiancy,(no not aids this is a genic condition)it causes lung infections, neuro cardiogenic syncopy-causes blood preasure to drop with no warning lots of passing out,chronic asthma,MD MY tendons in the back of my legs never grew-causes bad leg cramps and toe walking,chronic migrins-was hit in the back of the head 20 years ago in a robbery-no i was robbed lol. Now you know a little bit, I love friends and family,lost my sweet Mother in Febuary and yes i am a mommas boy lol. I have been married three times two when I was young then a long one.single now and never know maybe there is a sweet lady that may want me someday, LOVE YA ALL, WALLY THANKS FOR READING
The Loss Of Pimps
Afternoon all, below is a message I ahve sent to Fubar Support. if & when I get a reply i will post it here.   please feel free to get in touch with Support & complain to them about the loss of pimps     Dear support I logged in today to find out that I had lost the ability to pimp people? When I went to the fubar support lounge to query this I was directed to Scrappers blog to place any complaints I have on this blog. I posted 1 comment & then went back to post another comment & found I had been blocked by scrapper as I got this message “ERROR: this users permissions don't allow you to do this. If you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list CLICK HERE.” So for an admin guy he doesn’t like you disagreeing with him. My point I was going to make was if the pimp ability was being abused by a small section of people who kept scrolling across the top, then stop the few not punish the many. Your change to the pimp allowance & be
The Krypt Reaper Is Now Taking Fu Souls !!! Hahahahahaha
To Me, From Me
Have you ever been listening to a song you've heard several times, but that day you hear it in a fresh way?  That happened to me recently This song is a great one to send to the love of your life, but what would happen if you sent it to yourself?  As I listened to the lyrics, I realized that I need to sing this to myself.  We must love ourselves before we can ever truly love another.   As you listen to this song, I challenge you to hear with different ears.   AdeleMake You Feel My Love lyrics When the rainIs blowing in your faceAnd the whole worldIs on your caseI could offer youA warm embraceTo make you feel my loveWhen the evening shadowsAnd the stars appearAnd there is no - one thereTo dry your tearsI could hold youFor a million yearsTo make you feel my loveI know youHaven't madeYour mind up yet
The Sellsword's New Pants. (part 2)
Nothing beats waking up with every muscle in your upper body frozen in agony. I'm sure you can imagine the strain of plowing a field your whole life, the callouses, the bunyans, the aches, the sprains, the strains Imagine making your living battering steel against steel with a constant threat to your mortality. Byron stood up, and popped every joint in his right arm in one awkward, slothly motion. The limb cracked and grinded bellowing bubbling hollow protest. He made a checklist for everything that mattered. Pack, sword, bed, blanket, purse, threadbare pauper-ware. He tucked, and rolled everything neatly into their loops, buckles and belts and lifted his pack onto his shoulders taking a few tentative steps toward the township's main gate. Two armed guards, who looked alarmingly similar in their jerkins and soft padded helmets snapped smartly to attention, anticipating brigandry and a scuffle from this wornout traveler they had just yesterday asked politely to go take a bath and g
What's In A Mile?
Considering the success I had Saturday with the 7.5 mile run, I decided to try and push myself a little further today.  Today I ran ten miles.  Not three, not five, not seven, but ten miles. I'm immensely proud of myself for this accomplishment.  I have never done ten miles all at once in my life.  Add in the fact that I'm a 40 year old smoker, and well, I think it makes it even more noteworthy. Now I am sure there are many people out there that can run further, faster, or better than me, but for a little bit, I'm just going to savor my own accomplishment.  Oh and, sit in my chair going "Owie owie owie!"
Men Something To Think About
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN
This Is How You Do It............
So, you want to get blocked by someone in the MuMMs? Best person to block you is Sour Cherry.    Her MuMM is "NSFW Pix".   Just say::   "If you're looking for an ego boost, you've come to the wrong place" That's all I said and I'm blocked. If you call her a cunt, you're fine :)     One more thing.... Her new status:: "it's real fucking nice of friends who know all your passwords and shit to get on everything and fuck it up! i now have deleted pix on fb and deleted friends and same on here. idk what all was done but i'm being quick about it so yay!"   BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!  unblock me and I'll say it to your face!
My second toe is longer than my first toe.
Yes, I'm Thanking You
Look me up, and see what I've become. Despite what I've been through, where I come from. That's right, I didn't allow you to win. I don't need you now, I needed you then. Although, I don't understand how, you could sign me away. You hand delivered me into the hands of evil, that day. But I prevailed, and will continue to. My head is held high, and it's all thanks to you. Yes, I'm grateful Mom, for you teaching me. How to become a better person, than you could ever be.
So I Had This Dream
I had a dream kind of like the wizard of oz on crack..   Most of my friends list was in it.. I think someone slipped me some narcotics or something
What Does "i Am The 99%" Mean? (repost)
The explanations that brought tears to our eyes . . . 67 hours/week doesn’t even buy school supplies: Choosing between food or health care for the kids: Upper middle class earner in solidarity: Senior citizens in danger: Working at Wal-Mart: Opposing one occupation in Iraq. Supporting another occupation in the USA. Health care refugees: Click here to upload your own 99% photo.
Better Left Unspoken
An angel without wings, how can that be? Life had it's way, of ripping them off of me. I wasn't born, bitter and cold. I just get harder, with everything I'm told. Given their last name, then given away. Been told he loves me, day after day. Neither of which, I understand. I guess they just did, because they can. Because it means nothing, just words I suppose. Not something, I would have chose. If I say I love you, you can take it to the bank. Knowing it was meaningless, has left me blank. This angel will never fly, because her wings are forever broken. Because of a few empty words, that were better left unspoken.
Who knows anything about coins? I just got a silver wheat penny from 1943. It looks and feels like a real penny, but there isnt a mint letter on it (that lil D or P under the year) And it looks brand spanking new. I tried taking a pic of it, but it just comes out blurry. anyone have any ideas?
In Your Face Flower!!
He loves me, he loves me not. YAY he loves me, wait, this petal is torn in two. What the hell, would that say to you? Maybe he does, maybe he don't. Perhaps he will, perhaps he won't. There's a fifty-fifty chance, according to this flower. Hold on one damn second. I have the power. As I throw it to the ground, then dig it into the dirt. A flower?..I see no flower, just petal pieces in the earth. In your face flower, I just kicked your ass. That's one answer you'll get right, the next time I ask.
At A Loss
The funeral and viewings were horrible, I can't even believe how many tears were shed. He was such a good man. So many of my friends are broken..I am not sure how to fix them. Last night I went ut with 3 of the first to respond to the call...they are shells of their former selves... I felt better knowing I could be there for them in some small manner...but I wish I could do more for my friends My graduating class is having a small fund raiser for Derek's family saturday... I have never wanted to go back in time so badly... *sigh* How do I fix my friends? Hell, how do I fix myself? I have never lost someone in such a violent way, much less someone my age :(
My Viewpoint On The Whole "i Wish One Guy Would Prove To Me That They Aren't All The Same" Status I Keep Seeing Everywhere
                  The Truth     Now,before I start explaining EXACTLY WHY....seeing the saying "I just wish ONE guy would prove to me that they ALL aren't the same" gets me upset I will say this,the views of this blog are my opinion based on true life expirience of my dealings and seeing the dealings of OTHERS when involved with females.   This blog is not a blog attempting to bash,ridicule or belittle anyone or any gender male OR female,It's just me expressing my views on what GUYS do wrong as well as what WOMEN do wrong which CREATES this whole sad sadistic pyramid scheme. And with that said I will begin.   NOW.....   I've seen the saying "I wish ONE guy would prove to me that they ALL aren't the same" and over and over and this "saying",this..."mantra" I see in stauses everywhere gets me upset because WOMEN are the one's CREATING the very situation that frustrates them. And this is how it happens,the concept is this. In the BEGINNING...MOST men/boys ARE nice g
My first blog...bear with me!   I'm watching Johnny English and cringing at the way he conducts himself.   He is clumsy, silly and can pass the blame when necessary but always manages to come up trumps, smelling of roses!    How many movies have you watched, thinking you could have written the same part of the script from your own mishaps?
Randome Poem
im preying for  rain im praying for im preying for title waves im preying for mayhem i am preying for chaos i am preying for a change in me to happen and no more breaking hearts at the heart break hotel when i die i am sure i am going to hell with out fail i can almoast garantee this some say ignorance is bliss but i say fail miss your lips i wanna kiss soft like silky velvet they are and i miss u rather your near or far cus girl u are my shining star sexy your eyes are they look through my soul u spark a fire in my heart for it is cole and your passion is the fire you love are my only one burning desire .   poem by joey sun october 30 2011
Error In Judgment....aka Oh Shit
It was a typical day of household chores, consisting of dishes, laundry, and general tidying up.  I was off to a great start, getting a lot more done than I would have expected, when my day AND my mood came to a crashing hault.  That's when I found it...a tiny little offensive item, right there, staring at me.  I opened the door to the dryer and out fell a small black "hoochy mamma" type thong...most importantly, one I did not recognize. Before going too far into this story, I have a history of catching previous cheating spouses by washing some other woman's underware. I also have a history of finding myself with men who have a closet habit of cross dressing.  In either case....UM NO. First thought: "No, his package wouldn't fit into THAT, so I really don't think it's his" Second thought "Have I purchased any new hooker underware I may have forgotten about?" Third Thought "Do I REALLY have to walk into the living room and ask my spouse whose panthies these are AGAIN?!" Deep breath
The Fu-mafia Bullies
The FUmarfia Bullies have said they will NOT stop until I remove my account if i have not heard back from FUBAR by Monday things get messy     I will NOT ALLOW BULLIES to dictate who is allowed and not allowed to play a GAME on a site NO one should tolerate people like that nor should they have to these Adult KIDS need to understand that fact   WHY do i even care about the FU-marifa Bullies? The answer is simple they should not get away with it! I dont give a rats ass about the game it is just a game and one i might have gotten board with in a week anyway. BUT that is not the point! people like this need to know they cannot treat others this way they cannot get away with there GOD COMPLEX how many Kids have tried to play this game and they bullied them off? How many people in general?   This that kind of thing right? NO it is not right and if we just say Aww The Heck it and quit these BULLIES will keep getting there way and keep Messing with people the
The Geek In Me
The geek in me is just all thrilled that today is 11/11/11.  Throw in Veterans Day, Friday, and Pay Day, well its a good day over all.  I think everyone should thank a Vet today, but not me, thank a different Vet. (I talked about this last year) I also kind of think that Veterans day should expand to also cover Police and Fireman veterans.  They are also people that serve the community and put their lives on the lines for the sake of other people. 
Do Not Wait
Don't wait to be loved, to love Don't wait to be lonely, to recognize the value of a friend. Don't wait for the best job, to begin to work. Don't wait to have a lot, to share a bit. Don't wait for the fall, to remember the advice. Don't wait for pain, to believe in prayer. Don't wait to have time, to be able to serve. Don't wait for anybody else pain, to ask for apologies neither separation to make it up. Don't wait... Because you don't know how long it will take.
What Should I Do
So in the beginning of October I adopted a puppy from the local animal shelter. I couldn't take her home that day because she had to be fixed. Two days later I called and asked if she was ready, they proceeded to tell me that when they gave her the anesthesia she started snotting from the nose. So they told me to come and get he till she felt better. I ended up taking her to the vet right away and they said she had pretty much pneumonia. I get her well and started calling the shelter back to get an appointment to get her fixed, after two weeks they called me and scheduled it. I took her in yesterday at 10am to get this done, they called me at 1130 and said she was just waking up. I asked them how it went and they told me oh yeah she was already fixed, so when we prepped her we found the scar and so on. They told me to come and get her right away so I did.  When I arrived to get her she was covered in her own shit and piss and could barely walk from the anesthesia and they sent her home
Ways To Get Friends
If you want to have Friends that will be by your side then you might want to follow these 10 tips on how to 1. if the friend your Adding on Fubar has some of the Intrests that You then there is a connecttion between the friend and you 2. Sometimes Friends may not reveal what they might like untill you get to Know them personally 3. Allways Ask Open Ended Questions that way you'll get Better Answers in return 4. Never Go Off Topic when Chatting with a Friend because if you Do there can be Severe Up's and Downs5. Allways have Good Judgement when you are Talking to Your Friend or Girlfriend you May Never Know what will happen if you don't think Twice 6. if you know Catchy or Wimscal Saying Don't be afraid to Use Them 7. if you have problems with a friend or someome else if u have created a Fubar Family List there will be pepole to help you out no matter the situation  8. never and i mean never stay stupid things when Someone Accepts your Request on Fubar it tends to lead to either A. Bl
3 Week Godmode Contest January/february 2012
I am planning on running a GodMode contest in January or February of 2012.The contest will run for 3 Weeks, at the end of this time the winners will all be selected.This contest will be entry based, with the winner randomly selected through use of a randomizer.You can increase your number of entries through different actions, just like entering into a lottery.Certain actions will gain more entries than others.All entries are numbered, with the person's fubar name written next to them.The number that is selected through the randomizer (and it's associated fubar owner) is the winner of the GodMode.Alternate prizes will be selected by Myself according to their categories.This contest is open to anyone with a salute, who is not on My blocked list.Proposed Entry Options Include:Creative/Artistic Salute to Miss Mummy Macabre - 1 entry per salute, limit of 2 salutesBody Salute* to Miss Mummy Macabre - 1 entry per salute, limit of 2 salutesMost Rated Creative/Artistic Salute By Contest Close -
About Gerald
About me Gerald.  Written on 11/27/2011 Updated on 11/27/2011 -------------------------- So the chances are that you're reading this blog because you've been redirected here from my profile page here on fubar. Reason being for that, is i didn't want to clutter up my profile with this because i knew it was going to take up quite a bit of space, and i needed to have the "don't" list on my profile for those who look at it. Now what i will be writing in the next few paragraphs is a little bit about me. So do not complain about having to read, it's good for your eyes and mind. Complaining about having to read proves your nothing more then lazy anyways. So sit back, get a drink and enjoy the fact that someone actually took the time to write a detailed document about them.   Let's start shall we? My name is Gerald Thomas Schwartz III. I didn't know who my real father was until i turned 21. At that time my real mother happened to contact me and explain it all to me, and then my real fath
Welcome To The Kinky World Of Bdsm!!!
First and foremost welcome to Green Yellow Red and the xGYRx Family. This page and more importantly this family was created with one purpose in mind: A single point for shared knowledge about all that is BDSM. This includes but is not limited to: Masters/Mistresses Doms/Dominatrix's Subs/Slaves Daddies/Lil's Kinksters/Fetishers And all the kinky lil fetishes that are part of the BDSM life.   So I guess I will discuss what it takes to be part of the xGYRx Family. It is not for Wannabees! Meaning there are lots of people out there who think that because they have a trait or two that they are living the life. Those who think because they are abusive they are or can be a good Master. BDSM IS NOT ABOUT ABUSE! NOR WILL ABUSE BE CONDONED!!!    What it does take is....Someone who is experienced in the lifestyle, Someone who is serious about learning and open to real conversations about the life, Someone with real curiostities that is wanting to learn and not make a joke of it. M
20 Questions :) !
I wanted to do somthing a little different so here it goes.. Here are 20 Questions some of you had for me and I want to thank all of you for asking :)   1. Jrcc Asked ..... Do you think I am hot ? Answer... Yes, I think you are very hot :) 2. Gr!m Asked..... Would you every marry again? Answer... No, Wondering if I really need to explain myself on this one? I don't like court.. need I say more? 3.redhead62081 Asked..... How Big are my breasts?  Answer... I have recently lost weight I think they are a small B or Big A cup now.. I lost 50lbs and most of it was in my chest I think :) 4. Deepsouthernnigga Asked..... Do you like big thick black cock? Answer... LMAO !!! Um I never had any so I don't know... 5. Gouldie203 Asked..... If I showed up on your door step in uniform, what would you do? Answer... I would probly ask you what in the hell did i do now..lmao. It would just depend... 6. MrThick Asked..... Are you wearing any panties? Answer..... Yes, I am wearing purple boysh
Stupid Encounter #81
Ok... WTF? lol Now I was like ok thats cool he probley wants his computer fixed or something... but as I read on Im like Really??? "How do I log in to your skype, with your permission of course?" I wonder if anyone has fallen for this insanity... cause thats just off the wall. Like dude if you wanted know about skype why don't you just google it. Figure it out its not that hard.... ugh I fucking hate stupid people! 
The Last, And Only.
Where's my AA sponsor when I need him? Where's your god when I need you? I could. I could hold you like a feather. Like the only light of the world.   Breathe. I'll pray. To an empty song of cold. To a star falling apart. My echo in a moment.   You'd have to let me. Just once. That's all it'd take. All I need. Til I forget the words.   Til I escape the time. The terrifying moment where you could still say no.
Signs Of Sex
SEX ACCORDING TO YOUR SIGN: ARIES- know how to suck everything. TAURUS- Are Professionals at sex. GEMINIS- the most obsessed about sex. CANCER- make you hot and excite you to the maximum LEO- the only sign that can make you touch the sky. VIRGO- The sweetest in bed and the best. LIBRA- The best lovers. SCORPIO- sex, sex n more sex. SAGITTARIUS- will try anything. CAPRICORN- will devour you in bed. AQUARIUS- will do anything in bed. PISCIS- will make you hot, excite you and have various ways of doing it.    PSSST...IM A LIBRA
Just A Reflexion, Cause I Want To Do It!!lol(yes, Even In Hedonistic Places Like This..)
I have been a little sick these past couple of know the drill: emotional, achy, feeling like crap, and the whole "why me" feeling-sorry-for-yourself kind of thing...BUT..(yes, that should last about 10 minutes, not ONE second longer!! in MY book..) minute 11, I thought..(yes, sometimes, in rare occasions, "ideas" come flashing by..and being, well, ME, I HAVE to share them: Really?!?! "why me?" there are a LOT of others, unfortunately, that have it even WORSE than us, some of them, unfair as it sounds, children...and in these times of the "memememe", "what are we going to eat?" "what are we going to drink?" "how many presents will I get?" there are people like us, who don't even have a roof on their heads,much less food to eat, or presents for their kids.....and isn't it better SHARING than HAVING? we are all looking (yes, VERY guilty: ME... ) to be "understood" and "loved"...but I want to turn it around, if only for the holidays..(hey, who knows, it might stick with me...w
*** I Need To Get This Off My Chest Before I Have A Heart Attack :o
*** Dear Mcdonalds fries, yes, I know you miss me..I miss you too!! I miss you somethin fierce, but please understand, your jus TOO easy t'get... I need to respect myself, and right now, it just isnt safe for us to be together....sincerely yours. [send]   .......Dear Papa Johns, you KNOW you have my heart, right? I'm sayin, it gets wild every time you come through the door cause you always look so hot. And thats why I hafta back off for a while. Your jus too yummy for me to resist. Seriously, I'll eat you all night. But trust me, its for the best so we dont ruin a good thing. "mwuah." [send]   ......Dear Whopper, You love it when I call you juicy, and I love the fact you let me have it my way....EVERY time!!...Thats some serious dedication right there. And I cant ignore the goodness....SPECIALLY when the beef gets up between those big beautiful buns. But Imma leave you alone for a while, cause your a whole LOT to handle, and its gettin harder for me to breathe around here. ....Its
Tease And Ride
lick up and down the body and lick and suck on your thick hot juice cock, licking and stroking teasing and making you squrim climb up your body and straddle your waist and bouncing on your cock, start riding you nice and slow then speed up to a rhytum we both like and building to the pleasure just about the stop and tease you some more, going on my knee taking you fully into my mouth sucking deepthroat mmmmmmmmm your almost there i can feel it.,mmmmmmm I stop climb back on top of you and turn around ride you backwards as you pull my hair and make me moan grinding faster harder you lift you hip going deeper into me going faster and faster mmmmmmmmmmmmmm god there I go screaming your name. feeling me cum on you trying to hold back but you cum so hard and fast breathing fast I start teasing you again making you hard for me but this time I let you up, 
Weirdos Abound Again
 Klover...: huh? 5:56pm INFANTRY D...: just curious if u had a cast, brace, splint, boot, or ace wrap before 5:56pm  Klover...: that is a fuckin bizarre question...and yes i ave 5:57pm INFANTRY D...: sorry  Just curious like chattin with a lady whose had a injury before  5:59pm  Klover...: thats just..weird..pretty much everyone has had an injury at some point..and i have a terminal disease..s what isy our kick with it 5:59pm INFANTRY D...: just always found a lady with a cast, brace, splint, boot, or ace wrap cute is all 5:59pm  Klover...: ok... 6:00pm INFANTRY D...: whens the last time u had a cast, brace, splint, boot, or ace wrap? 6:00pm  Klover...: dude go awa..seriously
Red because this makes me so angry...   Why in the world would someone be on HERE if their child is missing? I know I wouldn't be. I wouldn't give a fuck how old my child is. My ass would be out there looking for them.  I just seen a status where someone was talking about how their son was "still missing". WTF? I don't know....people are crazy.   Either quit using your child, if you have one, for points or GET OFF YOUR ASS AND LOOK FOR YOUR CHILD!!!!!     That is all.
Christmas time is here....except it's not, is it? No, not really. Christams has been bastardized by mainstream society, bitchslapped by ethnic groups, and commercialized by greedy children and the businesses that are predatory to the almighty dollar. Christmas is no longer a celebration. Oh no...we no longer pay homage to the real reason for Christmas; Jesus Christ; because it is not "politically correct." No- we have to change Christmas from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays", so no Wiccan, Pagan, Mexican, Atheist, Bhuddist, Zen, Taoist, African, etc., feels like the season doesn't belong to them. What a bunch of horsepuckey. No, Christmas is the ANTI-THESIS to the former groups I mention. Guess what? It's about JESUS CHRIST. PERIOD. THE END. And when gifts started to be exchanged during this celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, people decided to come up with Santa Clause, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Ol' Saint Nick, etc. to keep children in check during the holiday season.
The First Post I Ever Wrote On My Profile
Posted on a Sunday In Sept. 2011 "Its Sunday again and I intend to worship my God the way He intended: I plan to try and pick up chicks. Jesus would be so proud of me."
Revolver Movie
Jake Green:there is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the shitty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. "Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special." We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-fucking-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
What I Want For Christmas just to feel loved.   Right now I'm not.
Ramblings about my life...I am not now the man I believe I can be...and do not know how to get there from here.But I will!I am unemployed, my benefits exhausted...and scraping by with the help of a family that deserves a far bettter person as a brother than I've been these past few years...Where did I go wrong?  Where did I fail?  Was it by my own choice?  I have to think it was...I've made the decisions in my life which have led me to bee where I am at this moment in time...nobody else...just me.I Point the fingert at myself and wonder...not "What have I done"...but "How do I change things?"How do I undo the decisions that I've made?How do I right the wrongs?How do I turn things around when I'm falling at an increasing rate into a black hole with nothing to grab on to?I have no job...can't even get an interviewMistakes from my past haunt me and hinder meNobody loves me right now...although some have tried...but I can't let them.I try to love only those that will not alow me th
Good Bye
Hello everyone, I know I've said this time and time again. As of now I have made up my mind. I'm leaving Fubar. I haven been here over a year. I dont have time for it. I've met some wonderful people here also the love of my life. I'm so sorry. Please dont try to ask me to stay. Love you my friends  Carpe Noctem Ich Liebe Dich
The Battle Of The Sister's #1
Once upon a time...........   Ps-W e love eachother very much :) but Grrrrrrrrr Original Video - More videos at TinyPic
Sunday Morning...
Sometimes i get down but i come around like the sun do in the summertime. It's all in my mind. Tired of watching you get yours, so gotta get mines but in the meantime i'm just dozing. Bedtime. No night light, i'm chilling in the darkness. Body in the freezer i'm past cold, i'm heartless. There's no blood flow. So there's no love to show for even all those i have love fo. I just dont know. Is the reason i'm feeling down because no one is ever around and they dont get excited to see me come around. So i dont want to even be me now. Dont want to see me now. So smash all mirrors, watch the glass fall to the ground. Pick a piece up. Cut my fucking wrist up. Wave my arms in the air and be like look Crips, i'm throwing blood up. My sunday morning thoughts make nuns want to throw up. But before that, i bend them over for a butt fuck. I have no nuts, so scared living in my bedroom and the world sucks. So why is my dick the one never getting wet? Yet my dreams flooded from my vis
I Need Advice.
On how to loosen up to get my grip.
Perversion Popularity And Points
I have been on this site for going on six years. People have told me over the years that this site isnt for making friends and I have defended this place, saying yeah, you can make friends here. But I'm not seeing it anymore, not in the same light as I used to. This place was a fun place back in the day. Now not so much. Its all about perversion, popularity and points. That's all. And its ran by the big breasted women and the men who are their lap dogs. Maybe they are right.. this isnt the place to make friends. Who knows?!?! I do cherish the people that talk to me and make me part of their lives. Means a lot to me. Within the last few months here, my jealousy over those big breasted women have destroyed my friendships here, Facebook and offline as well. Most importantly, it has destroyed me. Well broke me. Made me physically ill, Hurt and so full of anger and animosity. Sure they get like 100s of comments on ONE of their big breasted pictures and I don't get but four comments on one
Greedy Pig!!
  My brother, Simon, sent me this. Ok, i am THE pig in question! I admit i will "grow"  to great lengths to steal his biscuits. 'Oink!      
World Opens
Up at night ' lost and lonely, looking for the way to go. There you are ..  Where ? Did you come from? I do not know , Stay, Stay, Here with me . WALK , walk slowly.... Take me away. Save me , Save me from the lies , How I loved them so . I can see the light . It blinds me . I  can't ! I won't ! I am so afraid .
Beer, Its What’s In Your Dessert.
So this weekend there probably is going to be some entertaining going on and I’m learning that a big part of being in a working relationship has to do with not being able to lock oneself in the bedroom when company shows up (oh how I miss those single antisocial days). Bright side its not a big gathering and so far works been slow this week and looks to stay that way so I will be able to have all the me time I need before hand. I get seriously grumpy when I have to cut back on me time. Since its at my boyfriends place and we’re the ones hosting I can run and hide in the bedroom for short burst of time if needs be (have I mentioned I really don’t like social gatherings?) The biggest highlight is finally getting rid of some of the beer that has taken up most of the fridge. It was bought a few months ago when hopes of a BBQ was going to take place but when it fell through the beer staid (and I’m talking about a lot of beer), since I don’t drin
March Blackout !!!
I Hate Dentists.
But I had to suck it up and go see one yesterday on account of an extremely awful toothache being accompanied by a ridiculously swollen amandaface. This dentist was actually pretty great. Although she determined that a previous root canal wasn’t done correctly and she doesn’t do second attempts, her conduct and chairside manner was a lot better than most dentists I’ve seen before.  I don’t know if it was because I cried when she told me I needed another root canal or an extraction, but she only charged me $25 for the x-ray that her assistant took.  Shut up, I cried. I was/am in pain and I don’t have dental insurance at my new job yet. I didn’t bawl, but as she was talking to me about what my options were and how she’d refer me to a great specialist, I couldn’t stop the giant waterworks from escaping those tiny little ducts. So yeah. I’ve been home since yesterday afternoon and am on lovely antibiotics and pain meds. My face is
Out Dated Achievements
well it looks like the same idiot that put the spotlight as a requirement end of 2011 has stuck again........level 53 you need 60 achievements done.....20 of the ones there are out dated Limited Edition Blings 1  with the spotlight as a requirement the price went over 2 billion in fubucks each day.....see what happened to taht after a few months.....and it seems someone or a few didn`t look at the new level either  2  next time look at the requirements first and see if they can be done 3 if the achievements can`t be done why spend money here they didn`t think about that either 4 so I will keep VIP and rate , shitface my friends......when they (fubar) thinks and gets enough flak about this ...again the requirements will change so people can level
The Sellsword's New Pants (part 5)
Judging by the lame, limp response from the crowd, Byron gathered they had higher expecations than a matter-of-fact statement.The trouble wasHe didn't particularly want to recall that day. That melee, those barbed, hateful men."The first one went down easy, I think because I had told him he had no mother that loved him, and he smelled like a funeral,"He had broken the tip of his blade swinging wildly at the brute's armor. He stood half a man higher, and wore metal thicker than a cauldron like it was skin. No chinks, no gaps, barely any seams. Byron had called for help the second time his blade flew uselessly back from the barbed man's plate. No help came. His comrades, his fellow damp, grumpy, terrified, underpaid sellswords were piled together in their soggy trench afraid to tackle any smoke spewing iron heathen.Rightly so."We circled round, sized each other up for a bit, he had this big, studded, gnarled club, looked like a tree branch with meathooks and bear traps coming out of it!
Over It
You know what I'm over? Whitney Houston. For real, I am.   How many times do I have to watch the news and hear about it? Yes I understand that she was famous. Yes I understand that, at one point, she was the best singer of the time.  However, she was a drug user that took too much. I don't care how many times people say "She was better", BULLSHIT! It's been proven that she mixed alcohol with drugs. Her lifestyle caught up with her. It's sad, but not in the "a great person died", but in a "wow, she could have been something if she wouldn't have fucked it up herself." kind of way.  I also know that many people are thinking she would have been fine if it weren't for Bobby Brown. BULLSHIT on that too. She was quoted in saying that she did what she wanted when she wanted and no one made her do it. Just because he had whatever drug handy, doesn't mean she HAD to take it.  She could have said no. She was just weak.   Hate me all you want for this blog, I don't give a fuck. It's my opin
This, That And The Other
So, this job I applied for, they seem to be desperate to get as many employees as possible. They actually gave everyone the answers to the BASIC literacy and numeracy tests so that no one would fail.   Thing is, I see this backfiring. A few people there were so slow filling in the forms WITH the answers provided, that I'd be very surprised if they manage to even pass the courses the company has enrolled us for.   Plus some of the people turning up were so unproffesional. I was one of two people in a shirt and tie. People were turning up in all types of raggedy looking shit and jeans around their ankles. No wonder they can't find a job.
Kiss My Lips
Kiss my lips,   gently,   pause,   and feel the creases conforming.   be reassured we are right   feel the guilt   leaving   only to leave you and me.   kiss my lips   and know that I love you   release the delusions of life   the responsibilities that we bear   press on our shoulders   to weigh us down   heavy   kiss my lips,   my waiting lips   to revive my body, make it alert   to the feel of you   ignore our impetuous counterparts,   who move too quickly,   distracting us from what's real.   pull me against you,   and feel my curve soften into your hands.   whisper in my ear, look into my eyes,   kiss my lips
Love Vs. Love
Well, I'm in a deep mood today. One of those moods you get where profound ideas have an amplified effect on me.  Soooooooo I started thinking again... Yes, I know. Dangerous thing, is a thought by me. Nevertheless, just couldn't help myself. This will be an open blog. I want everyone's input. The reason I'm posting this as a blog should be quite obvious. People who actually care what you have to say generally are the only people to read your blogs. Those are the only opinions I want. I don't want some jackass in here making uneducated and ignorant comments. So let's get down to business...   I was thinking about love today. I was told by my father that real love is far more rare than the love you see every day. Real true love is two souls connecting on a higher plane. The feeling is like no other. It's that feeling that makes you feel completely invincible. You feel as though you could take a barrage of bullets, do backflips off skyscrapers, fuck Death in the ass, and even fly. Jus
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How Many Of You?
How many of you have other pictures on here that you use as your profile picture other than yourself ? I know I have seen alot. Rather it be quotes, flashy pictures or whatever. Just curious?
Dear Almost Every Man I Know,          Your mothers did it wrong, they should have swallowed.   Sincerely, Me   P.S. Seriously, what in the FUCK is wrong with you?
Dear People who threaten to delete their account almost every single day,   I do not give a flying fuck. We all know you aren't going to do it. This is just a ploy to get some attention. Shut the fuck up and wipe your weepy vagina. Thank you.    That is all,  Me
(many Of) The Women Of Fubar
Prepare for a rant: If you are on fubar in the hopes of meeting someone for a meaningful and loving relationship, if this is your intention and reason for joining fubar, you are in for a rude awakening and surprise.  Especially if you’re a guy, because the experiences I’ve had on here in a short time have taught me one thing, that a majority of the women here are hateful, rude, self-centered bitches.  Once they feel intimidated by another woman they get ugly and start bashing, talking smack, making rude comments, and begin their judging.  If that’s the kind of woman you want a relationship with, then you’re in the right place, have at it.  Otherwise join for what it really is, an adult playground; a fantasy land.  I’m not saying that a relationship can’t happen, it’s just not something to come here expecting. I will talk, bullshit, and joke with any one of you no problem.  I won’t hold your looks, likes, fetishes or anything else agains
In The Drkness
I've been on this site one hell of a long time & I've made some really amazing friends that will forever be apart of my heart & soul & I will forever cherish the memories we've shared. That being said I need to set the record straight & clear the air on 1 point that has been bothering me alot, I've noticed that some have been lead 2 believe 4 whatever reason that I am looking for something more then friendship & IF I've said or done anything to misslead anyone I am truley sorry. I have been crushed & ripped apart by someone that I believed with everything in me would always be there for me & loved me without ends or bounds. I am a flirt & I often use words like babydoll & sweetheart & I say I love you to my friends because I truley do love each of you. I would love to find that special lady that would be there for me & not keep me locked out of her life for no other reason then some bullshit on a computer but I WILL NOT OPEN MYSELF UP TO BEING HURT AGAIN. IF your really interested i
Everything Happens For A Reason ♥
when im browsing something from google i saw this note from someone and i think it will good if i share on fubar, if u ever hear about this before thats good if ur never read u should read :D its very awesome :D hope you all like ♥ sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become, you never know who these people may be your roomate, your neighbor, professor, long lost friends, lover or even a complete stranger, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.and sometimes things happen to you and at the time they seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never have realized your potential, strength, will power of heart.everything happens for a reason, nothing happens by chance or means of good or bad luck. lonelyness, injury
Hi. . .my Name Is Fibromyalgia,
.........and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm here to stay! I hear you're going to see a doctor who can get rid of
I've been on Fubar on my phone, and I'm still not getting the achievement.  Maybe I'm doing it I have to use the actual MOBILE address? If I do, what IS the actual address for it? lol   And read my other Blog!! Grr.
Damn I think the only time I hear from anyone is if i delete pictures! Yes I deleted them,...............why BECAUSE I CAN! You want to look at damn naked pictures buy a freaking magazine....if you want an actual living friend then be one! I'm not going around asking to see all the pictures of your cock, nor am I deleting you because you have no NSFW pictures! Grow up this isn't damn high school!
Where Mfkn Comes From
Please take a minute to read about the MFKN FAMILY,Which will and always be started from the Hearts of Rachelle(Bubzy) & Rob(Cruser). They both have left because they live for love not HATE! Ok so If you are reading this you're about to find out about what MFKN stands for and where It all came from. Matter fact this should answer all questions and guide you straight through. I once, not to long ago, had the worst day that I have ever had on this site before. Well that day probably turned into the best day, all because MFKN. My name had MFKN in it and my Bestfriend Cruser was helpin me out and talkin me through this really bad day well he decided to take the hearts out of my name and put cross bones and a pitchfork Cause he said, "what the hell is wrong with you? hearts do not describe you" he said, "when I see you I think she's a Bad Ass Chick." So after I saw It, I was like you are so right lol I dont know exactly what I was trying to pull off with hearts. He really liked the way it
Imma Craaaaaaaaazzzyyy Bitch!! *dances*
I'm dancing around my room and mama snatch is watching and watching watching... the song ends I look at her and her look screams.. "crazy human bitch, wtf do you think you are?!?" lol *spins*
The Last Walk
He came again This ancient ghost Battered by time Frail, haggard His eyes... A distantly faint light Flickering as a projector Viewing the movie of his life Pause, rewind, replay A handsome youth Full of heart, flourishing Bounding through life Eager to see what lies beyond What happens next Fast forward An apprehensive adolescent Brandishing roses Red as the blood in his veins Pulse pounding as she comes into view Her smile Pause His angel Heaven in her eyes Through her lips Her touch
Are You Kidding Me Part 2
i was just told i was full of myself beacuse i can't be bought with VIP or bling i turned down a friends request cause it s friends only sorry i dont accept them if i cant check you out first then not going to happen. then i was told it was my loss cause he gives out VIP and bling. my loss how i dont care about it friends give me gifts and i love them but i dont expect it or demand it. i'm here to make friends not popularity. sorry if that offends people and hey if it does let me know i'll delet you and block you...freaking hells bells get a fucking life will friendship cant be bought i give it willing 
Best Conversation Eva!
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My Tits Are Better Than My Face
BLACK OPS: can i fuck you 2:38pm Suga Lips: Duuude...what the fuck? 2:38pm BLACK OPS: fuck me now 2:39pm Suga Lips: Are you on drugs? 2:39pm BLACK OPS: is that your tits with the tato 2:40pm Suga Lips: No. 2:40pm BLACK OPS: look so beuteflll 2:41pm BLACK OPS: whos the girl with the tato on her boobs 2:41pm Suga Lips: I don't know. 2:41pm BLACK OPS: its on your pics 2:42pm BLACK OPS: look on miscellaneous babe 2:42pm Suga Lips: Yes, I know. I uploaded it. Someone found it somewhere. IDK who she is. 2:43pm BLACK OPS: wots IDK mean 2:44pm Suga Lips: I don't know. 2:45pm BLACK OPS: k you shud get your tits donn like that
What Going On
As some of you have realized I have not been on much. Sorry and thank you all for the love while I've been mia. It warms my heart to see all the love and attention I have gotten. So what's the deal you may ask? What not at this point. Well there the fact that I broke my foot. I was run over by forklift. So those of you don't know it is it's truck used to move varies things. It weighted about 6000 lbs. not only broke my foot but ripped it open pretty good too. In fact it's still not closed yet and this happened Feb.11. I week went back to work 3 weeks after it happened cause of need at work,insurance issues, and plan old cash follow. I refuse to cut into money for our family vacations cause of this. Now those of you that think there is drama in the "Fu" should try the fire department. I've been to more hearings with town, lawyers and other officers then you can shake a stick at. Then comes drama of bike clubs so nice to be officer in one of them too lol. I have three girls and a wife an
What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?
Why is it that I see a lot of people, even people who profess not to obsess or beg for bling, posting statuses that hint at or say "I'd really love (insert bling here)". I'm guessing it fuels their ego and gives them a sense of pride if some person wastes money on some silly blinking icon that will eventually get lost on their page and forgotten about. Some of the bling costs a lot of money. Think about it, would you rather have a $50 worth of pixels that do absolutely nothing for you or $50 in real life that could get something potentially awesome and that has lasting value. Hell, how about $50 worth of food for people who are starving or homeless? What the fuck is with people's priorities these days? Especially considering most of the people doing the begging don't even really spend much time talking to people, or whore out nsfw pics just to get their attention fix. That's exactly what a hooker or a stripper does. But you know what the difference is? They actually make real money wh
Sam didn't mean to drink so much cranberry schnapps and end up dancing around her apartment in her underwear to Joan Jett that night. She also didn't mean to see the light on in the building next door, and she definitely didn't mean to notice The Boy.She also didn't intend on buying a two hundred dollar pair of binoculars with high quality multicoated lenses, extra eye relief, and water resistance, either, but sometimes impulses make a person do strange things.There was a time when Sam thought that she wasn't cut out to be a voyeur. She was curious at heart, sure, but she would always avert her eyes when strangers did anything even remotely worth paying attention to. She was scared to be caught watching, although if she was honest with herself, she couldn't explain why that was so frightening.This time, though, she wasn't afraid of The Boy catching her, partly because she wanted him to and partly because it was then she realized she was so damn good at being inconspicuous.It wasn't lik
A Poem/story Between Me And Flirt X 2
Ok...this is an entirely spontaneous and spur of the moment poem/story between me and my friend "FLIRT X 2" that we quickly messaged back n' forth on here in real time...and we had never talked before this...His words are in blue and mine are in purple...let me know what u think...  :) If we meet at the Ball, just one dance, I promise...that's all... And if by chance we do meet at that shall have that dance... with the spark of reluctant shall be treated like an angel, for that is what you are...from a knight in dusty armor, from a kingdom afar And this angel from above who has fallen from the stars...would ever so softly grace you with a kiss...a reward for all his kindness... A heavenly gift, one, I shall not err to miss Believe me,  as I make this vow, I will fight for you, someday...somehow And off we ride my gallant knight...u pull me close and hold me tight...your vow fulfilled...our destinies combined...a sweet embrace...our bodies entwined...
I Need Your Help For A Psychology Project ..
I need 80 people, 40 women and 40 men, to answer if they are either 'for' or 'against' medical marijuana being used. All responses will remain anonymous and you may private message me if you are more comfortable that way. Significance will be determined using Chi-square test for independence and results will be presented in an APA  (American Psychological Association)  style manuscript...Thank You
Facebook Photos Of The Day....
Facebook photos of the day... Lol. All of the above are just too true. Have a good week kids.
Play It Again Sam
I'm glad that Samuel L Jackson finds his iPhone so useful, or maybe just the endorsement fees.  I do think the commercial needs a little more realism. I dont have a problem believing he plays golf, or that he has a date night.  I don't believe he mixes up how many ounces are in a cup.  What I have trouble believing is that he has to make his date soup.  Soup does seem to be a common theme in these commercials.  He's Samuel L Jackson!  If he needs to make soup for his dates, how do all the guys in the rest of the world keep up?  Nah what I see it is more like this:   Sam:  Hey, thanks for coming over Date:  Not a problem Mr Jackson Sam:  now why dont you run out and get me some tacos, then when you get back, take your clothes off Date:  Sure thing Sam, I mean, Mr Jacoson Date: *swoons*  (thinks) I hope he's free next week.  
My Vintage Point
I come here because for wat short time I log-in..the world around me doesn't exist anymore.....I am able to forget my surroundings...this place allows me to portray a side that I have had to keep hidden for so is a shame things have to be the way they are....I see so much hate...even here...I am surrounded by is sad....people would rather spread hate and cruelty to others than to just offer something positive and uplifting.....I will never be one of those people that has to hurt someone else or break them down to make myself feel better....I don't reach out..I don't cry on any-one's shoulder or lean on anyone....I am in my own prison cell behind the comforts of my own home....I have been caged my entire life...constantly trying to break free...maybe that's the problem...maybe I'm not supposed to be free..maybe being caged is the way I am meant to be....I have never given up..but sometimes enough is enough..I'm tired of fighting..of trying
Ghana Ghana Ghana
from: 7518074 United States subject: hi received: 05/1/2012 08:07 pm replied: no   block this member hello am osman 30yrs and single am a student from west Africa Ghana single and love nature am a strong loving caring and understanding guy i love to make people around me laugh and feel for the rest of their lives am a student in my final year i learn t science and i wish in my everyday life to be of help to someone else and people around me and everywhere my help can reach i am a God fearing guy who loves to spend my least time praying because in life we seek that which is here after not what is in the world but as a man i am made to understand that in our local. dailouge say behind every successful man is a woman so am here to find that special person a woman who is more than a queen not in beauty but in the heart i am a quite guy who lives behind the shores of Africa am from west Africa i love my country because we have what is called peace and a
Wtf Does A Sci Fi Writer Know About Human Rights?
Sort of long here, but I was inspired... (NOTE: Thanks to modern HTML, all links to sources cited are embedded in the text.  You're welcome. --BB)Ok, on May 8th, 2012, the citizenry of the state of North Carolina, USA is voting on a new amendment to their state's constitution.  Here is the actual Amendment One wording as it will appear on the ballot: "Constitutional amendment to provide that marriage between one man and one woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized in this State." Tonight, a friend of mine on the Book of Face (Yes I have Facebook, and if I don't know you, no you may not add me), posted this from the Huffington Post. It is a piece about how one of my favorite Sci Fi authors, Orson Scott Card, has written an Op Ed piece for Greensboro's The Rhinoceros Times concerning this vote, and how it affects gay marriage.  Now, while we all know The Huffington Post has their axe to grind, I was actually really upset by Mr Card's absolute
Having Surgery Next Week
I keep posting this and for some reason it keeps posting in the Fu Marriage thing. I will be off fu for about a week or so. Most of you know that I  was injured during my military service.  I was expecting to do the surgery in the middle of June but I caught a break and will actually have an opportunity to do it next week. I check in Tuesday night.  Wednesdays  surgery consists of removing scar tissue in my spine, removing bones spurs on the third and fourth vertebrate if my spine as well.  They will monitor me and redo a MRI on Thursday and on Friday they will be injecting a filler to replace or fill the spot where the tissue between the bones is supposed to be to( it was crushed during military service). I will be recovering from Friday to Monday at the VA hospital and so I will not be on Fubar but will be back as soon as possible. Please keep me in your prayers and wish me a safe surgery and quick recovery.
Norway Claims "usa Isn't Adult Enough To Be Independent ... You Can't Afford To Sue Us"
This is the case: By Anders Kanten in Norgesveldet - America must rejoin The Norwegian Empire   In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the Revocation of Your Independence, effective immediately. His Majesty King Harald V will resume monarchical duties over all states and territories except Kansas, which he does not fancy. Your new prime minister, Jens Stoltenberg, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.   The claim to the American continent origins from the fact that Leiv Erikson declared "Vinland" a part of the Norwegian reign as early as 1000 AD. This has never been revoked. The legal term "occupation" is defined by international law as a right to seed ownership of newly discovered lands. Due to the enormous deficit in your na
England's Letter To Take Back Usa As A Colony. (why Would She Want Us Back?)
To give you all the back story on these political satire emails,  they were all written in jest (if you haven't figured that out by now, DO NOT apply for MENSA) between the years of 2000-2007 (ish). The European leaders were obviously not big fans of Geargie Dubya Bush, among other geo-political issues they have with "The last great Superpower." Some of them even made the news (in both England and USA). I am reposting them becuase I find them absolutely hilarious. The British whit, keen use of words and condescending sarcasm highly entertains me and, I hope, you will share the sentiment. The United states held their own and wrote some pretty whitty emails in response (of which I will post in the blogs next entry). If you want more info on these email check snopes here:   To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give noti
Woke up this morning with the pleasant surprise of another pound gone. That's 4 towards my monthly goal of 10 from now to the end of October. I even hit the treadmill....a first EVER to do in the morning.  This got me to thinking today...if I spent as much time towards ME getting healthier than I do online on Fu, I would be much further along than I am. Not that I'm complaining about 53 pounds gone, but I could be further along if I'd been determined enough. With that being said, I won't be on Fu as much as I have been. I'm not committing fu-icide, and I'm not leaving. I'll still log in daily to return rates and return the love I've been given as best I can, I just won't be on for hours on end like I have been. I need to truly concentrate on my goals and I can't do it spending it on Fu till my eyes feel like they're falling out every night.  I'll be making my shout box open to family only. I don't want anyone thinking I'm ignoring them when I'm really not here. :) If you need or wan
Epic Penis Fail
studmanwellhung Buzz:   sh*t faced! by  Level: Ninja (19) Gender: Male, 42 Location: Palm Coast, FL   11:14pm studmanwel...: hello 11:15pm studmanwel...: so u dont believe that me in the nsfw pics 11:15pm FvckingCan...: hello and nope 11:17pm FvckingCan...: I think you should broadcast... 
For My Mom ~ May 10, 2012
  I am standing upon the seashore. A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the blue ocean. She is an object of beauty and strength. I stand and watch her until at length she hangs like a speck of white cloud just where the sea and sky come to mingle with each other. Then someone at my side says: “There, she is gone!” “Gone where?” Gone from my sight. That is all. She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side and she is just as able to bear the load of living freight to her destined port. Her diminished size is in me, not in her. And just at the moment when someone at my side says: “There, she is gone!” There are other eyes watching her coming, and other voices ready to take up the glad shout: “Here she comes!” And that is dying. -Henry Van Dyke
I need to hurt someone.Just to see what it's like.Not in some petty, literal waylike burning down a forest.I need something intimate.Personal. Methodical and catastrophic.My forearm hasn't worked.That slow decay of my insides takes too damn long.Tire irons leave a distinct pattern.What does that really leave?Bite marks. Incriminating evidence.Cum stains and neck bruises.That's more my speed.Put it down. Take three steps back.And if all else failstake. Take take take take take.Until there's just nothing left.Then you throw it away.Laugh at it.Hate it.I wonder what it's like, reallyto be horrible like you...
Did You Ever Just Have "one Of Those Days"?
Today was one of those days. While driving home, the wife sends me a text asking me to pick up Kraft Singles to make grilled cheese. Sure, no problem.  A few minutes later when I'm almost home from work, I get another text: Can you pick up some soup, too? The soup burned.   Ok.. I'm thinking to myself: How the hell do you burn soup? Anyhow, it's not a big deal, I can pick up a few cans or the family sized, ready made stuff at Wawa.    I check for my wallet... Shit. I left my wallet at work.  Yeah, I hope I have enough gas to make it to work tomorrow. 
Do It.    I am in an auction. Go bid on me so I don't look lame.  
The heart stops... a peaceful sensation settles in The motorcycle wreck I felt.... complete comfort and calm I'm not afraid to die Dying doesn't hurt... Living hurts... Coming back hurts... Being here is painful... Have you ever wondered how "she" could take the lives of her children... Then her own? I don't... I got close to that once.. A very long time ago... Ever hear a bullet speed past your head? You'd think gun fire would be bad thing... What a RUSH... ALMOST!!! Didn't get me that time either.. M.F.! Ever lock yourself in the house... Barricaded in... No sleep... Hearing screams from some distant place? How many hours can
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~dance With My Soul~
Dance With My Soul     Just for a moment a precious moment in time we have crossed paths for a reason or a season maybe for a lifetime no one knows but the heavens above weve come this far take my hand there is safety there what is there to know only few in this world have a real friendship that goes beyond the limits of our own understanding were on a totally different level its not about love or sex or long term anything its not about cheap psedo friends with benefits either thats not even an issue its about when two souls collide needing safe haven from the reality of the world finding comfort in a moment without expectations and sharing happiness and a smile Its not about pretenses or doing what is right or wrong there is no law governing the soul Its about freedom
Hello 42
As you might know, yesterday was my 42 birthday.  It was fabulous!  I actually started celebrating Sunday with my kids by going to Venice beach and just having a nice day out with my kiddos..then late Sunday night almost midnight, my mate provided me with a fucking gift ever!  Canon Elph camera..I have wanted a camera for a while now and he knew exactly what kind and style (h)  I felt like a kid on Christmas morning when I opened it.. On to friends are the best here!  I (h) most all of you..but all of you made me birthday super awesome..THANK YOU for that..The incredibly nice emails and just wow!  And nobody gave me shit about shot gunning 2  It was a supertastic day! also included going to a wonderful lunch with my guy and getting a bitchen camera case to hold my awesome new daughter made me a beautiful card and my son provided me with a Dollar and happy  I love my family...(boyfriend & kids).. So
Lesson 1, Cherry Inferno
I've read a lot of blogs on how to do this, but I think they make it sound too hard.  I've tried nearly a dozen times to get this, and there's one main trick to mastering the cherry inferno:  ONLY BOMB FOLDERS THAT HAVE BEEN RECENTLY BOMBED. This way, they'll have the "Bomb This Folder" link already in place.  If you try to just do your friends & family, and they haven't been bombed recently, you'll have to refresh AFTER your 30 second delay is complete.  This wastes precious seconds.  There are a few ways to accomplish this:  Go to hottest --> members, and choose either the left or the right column.  This way, you'd have a numbered list to go off so you know how many folders you've bombed.  You might want a paper/pencil to tally those top members who might have private profiles or have blocked you.  Alternately, make up a bookmark list of all your friends and family, run a bomb to make sure they're all bombed, and then run a second to do this achievement.  I would have done this if
Sorry To All That I May Have Mislead
Living is like dancing. People unintentionally bump into each other and step on each other’s toes daily. Some people are clumsy, frequently falling over their own feet, taking others with them to the floor. Fact is people do hurt each other daily in many ways, and most of the time we do it unintentionally.. Most of us believe that we havebeen betrayed by someone outside of us in other words someone has done something to hurt us,been dishonest or broken a promise made:some trust in some concept was broken.I MAY have not followed through on a PROMISE MADE ... But I DID TAKE CARE OF MY RESONBILITY , Just took a bit longer than I wanted it to and said it would ..  I have never meant to mislead anyone on here .. Yes I live with a ( Lady ) She is a friend that owns a house and I rent a room from her.. IF I WAS seeing someone or dating someone I respect that person that I am " Involved " with .. I would never call anyone from the house phone if I was trying to hide something ...Enough
Just Sayin...
I know throughout the years we have flirted, laughed, shared intimate conversations and maybe even fantasized a time or two. I am in a relationship now. I am very happy and I hope that as my friends you are happy for me. I would like to ask that everyone respects the boundaries I am putting in place. I don't think I need to clarify what they are just that there are some ;)   Thanks :)  
What A Fucking Joke
About Me
I'm in kindergarten and I'm not wearing hearing aids yet because mommy & daddy didn't find out i was deaf till a few months later when a hearing service teacher  realized I wasn't speaking properly  & i had to get a few hearing tests done...  During lunchtime no one would give me anyplace to sit so I'd sit by myself going home & sitting on the couch with daddy watching movies "Want to go bowling and for pizza dor?" ok daddy :) then mommy would come home from work and cook some goods at least while i was bullying i had mommy and daddy to come home to.. A few years later I'm graduating fifth grade  with a group of deaf kids who didn't accept me..long story short only italian girl in the class...not saying the other thing... "you're going to get beaten up all thru junior high and high school"a few kids thinking its funny and throwing my lunch out...going back to the cafeteria teachers..saying they threw my lunch out.. and they'd tell me to go back to my seat and wouldn't give me another
I had a guy come in my shoutbox and tell me... "You bash me in the MuMM, but you click my like button?"   I tried to tell him I just click like on the promoted members and that I don't look at the picture, but he had no clue what I was talking about.     It's a shame that people think I really like them...they are crazy.
Stolen Images
Snark1964 has stolen pictures of lots of guys. He continues to get away with it. Fubar says if he isn't using your pic as a profile pic they won't do anything about it this is their response to me from this morning Stolen Main Icon Photo: If they are posting it as their main icon, you can send Fubar Support a note with the link of the person's account, the url lnk of the photo that they are using, a copy of your link to your verified salute and send it all to this PM: Don't forget to put your member ID number letter in the note too.   Why do we not have the right to ask fubar remove our own image from someone else's page if they did not ask to use it?
Law Advice
So I'm having issues with my dead beat of a father ex husband. He does NOTHING with our children. He's living with his parents and even when the boys are there, he stays in his room and his parents watch them. He pays for nothing for the boys...I have to pay for it all.   I'm wanting to do something about it in family court, but I'm not sure exactly what I can do.  I'm not really sure how I can prove it...or how I can even ask HIS mother to take my side in court. My boys are possibly too young to really even talk to the judge. I know for a fact that they are too young to tell the judge who they want to live with. They aren't infants, but just not at the age to really be taken seriously.   Anyone have any advice? Ugh. I hate asking.
Notice This
Notice this I sit here thinking how sweet life really is How someone can whisper your name a thousand miles away and you hear it in your heart. I sit here thinking how crazy life really is  How someone can come into your life and fill you with so much love and fill your life up and open your heart. I sit here thinking how messed up life really is How someone can say a simple sintence  and make you wonder whats really in your heart. I sit here thinking how great life really is How someone can make you feel alive  and at same time make you want to cut out your heart. I sit here thinking how wonderful life really is How someone came into your life one day  and you cant think of them ever not being there cause they stole your heart. I sit here thinking how amazing life really is How someone can mean so much to you  and how they never know how much love for them is in your heart. I sit here thinking how blind life really is How someone can not see that they mean so much
Why I Do What I Do
I chose to become an ER nurse because I thought it would be a job where I would never get bored. The energy, excitement, teamwork and the goal to save lives and the knowledge needed to do this is what continues to drive my daily passion for Emergency nursing. Whether I am the trauma room nurse or taking care of patients suffering from chronic illnesses, whether I am helping alleviate someone's pain from a broken bone or cut hand, whether I am sitting and talking with someone who does not feel safe to himself or to others around him, I desire to pour out comfort and compassion to those around me. I want to be a calming voice in the time of chaos and uncertainty. In the ER I never see the same thing that I saw the day before. Each patient is unique and the knowledge needed to assess every new patient is something that I know I will learn better through time and experience. Some days are harder than others for me to care for my patients but this is my greatest challenge to c
Been A Helluva Day...
Sometimes it's easier to do this (a blog) when I am unable to be on. I have not been on today for various reasons. My mother got her stitches out from eye surgery....she wanted me there and all has gone well. My quasi mother in law needed to be settled in at home after her pace maker surgery, we did that....Someone will be with her for the next few weeks (cuz she is old as dirt, no disrespect to her, but she is in her 90's! And an amazing woman). And I'm just tired....when I'm tired, I am quiet. Simple as that. No disrespect to ANYONE...just tired....I love my Fu's, you all know that.   Kelly
What Does Urban Dictionary Say About Your Name....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Some pretty interesting things here.. Dennis The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life,  He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...  A fun-loving dude. Loves to collect things and display them for all his friends to see. Great family man will always come through for people he loves. Shy at first but once he gets started he doesn't stop! The sex is amazing! One of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.Probably the most amazing person you will ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, loving, and caring.
Fake Of The Day, 7/17/12
Ahhh the depraved and stupid never sleep. This one was sent to me courtesy of Lynn, it's since been deleted by admin but check this out... ..two and a half years. How much spent in both time and money ? Sick. People will never realize that if something is just too good to be true, it usually is...peace.
Best Breasts Contest
Im going to sponsor another contest. It will be the Best Breasts contest. It will begin on August 1st and end on August 21st. As I guy Im looking for a diverse group of women. Some men like them big, some like them small, some like them perky some like them hanging, some like fake breasts. There are no guidelines as far as real or fake, let all enter the contest. Rules:1. Enter with you submission no later than August 14th 2. Enter submissions via alink from a fubar folder. 3. Women you can use any method to promote yourself. All fakes will be disqualified, removed from the contest and votes split among candidates. if it can be proven.Prizes: Will be awarded for first and second place based on total votes counted. 1st prize is a Famplifier, second prize is a 7 day blast. Submission: One picture must show your face and your breasts, you can submit them bare or in bra but im sure it will hinder your vote count. last contest winner was sugar followed by Lilmomma. Good Luck!
N-e-1 Remember The "johhny" Jokes Growing Up
  But this aint no joke...   Just recently, Im on-line, dude comes over the shoutbox telling me he’d like to take me out sometime…we end up chattin…then he wants more pics than what has already been divulged….then come the hypothetical scenarios…you know….what would happen if…..what would come next…what if I did such and such..?...blah blah blah….my answer …put yourself in the scenario and find out…2 weeks later dudes still trying to get his rocks off on hypothetical situations and what if’s… I live in REALITY.  Although I do have a summer home in FANTASY, I am not currently on an extended vacation! I don’t pretend to know what I cant possibly know. And I wont pretend to know because “someone” cant. He wants to know what his cock feels like between my titties and “  why? am I NOT a sexual person?..” My mind says something like….”well if you had taken
So my kiddos have decided that they want to camp out...on the front porch.  I know they won't last, lol. A pizza delivery truck just went down the street. My oldest freaked out and covered up with the blankets. My youngest told hiim, "It's just a Husson's truck". My oldest then said...."Maybe it's a murderer!!!".    I give them an most, lmao.
The Fake Family
Oh Yes 'Guys' This Blog Will Stay Up Until One of Two Things Happen.. 1)You Drop Dead & I Have Proof Of That  or 2)You Prove Me Wrong That You Aren't Fake.Which We Know You Can't or Won't Do.   The Fake Family Fubar is made up of a number of people from all walks of life.Some looking for friendship, some looking for love and some not looking at all,just a place to relax,chat and have some fun but there are some that like to take advantage of lonely people.You may be one of the lonely ones, know some of the lonely ones or you may know the fake users. The fake users are who I'm going to tell you about or at least one 'family' of them.The 'guys' in this so called 'family' use women.They find the lonely looking for love women who have been hurt before or are in bad relationships.They tell you what you want to hear,treat you sweet and kind and then when they have you where they want ya they start making demands.Yes online but if you don't do what they want, they make you feel like ch
Heart, Do You Dare?
I'll cut my own chest open, take my heart out and hand it to you. That's how much love I got for you. It's made of stone, and I doubt it can be broken. When it loves it loves hard. When it's cold it's cold for long. Angel, I know you're here because you've fallen.I'll help you mend you wings, and from this hell you'll be free. But for you... i stand up. My eyes i shut. Darkness is around me. I can feel that their is someone in front of me. I can feel their breath on me. I’m afraid to open my eyes. I can feel their eyes looking in to my soul I’m afraid of what they will see. My darkness, my hope, my dreams, my fear, every thing that makes me me. I open my eyes and I’m looking in the mirror. I’m afraid of myself. Is life worth living if you are your own enemy. I fight with my self every day and I always lose. But for you i stand upand gets me you'll greet me with open arms. Till then I'll just have to hope.
What Do You Think??!! Please Comment Your Opinion, Thanks!!
      What do you think i should do??!!       Should i change my style? If so, what should i do then??!!      I wanna try black hair and purple streaks =] lol Let me know!!
My Poetry Part 1
hey for anyone interested in reading this ill just give you a run down.. i have been writing poetry since i was sixteen this one ive shared with you so far was written by me at 16 using all the songs up to the finish of it that prince has written..the prince songs are in purple.. i was asked by a wonderful friend that i should share so i will feel free to read and comment or leave cuz it is really bloody long :P so i hope you like it :) We head down to erotic city where we can funk alright Round and round I drive my love machine cuz money don’t matter 2nite, We cream 2 the cross down alphabet street 2 the glam slam All night we dance on doing the housequake and the funk n jam
*walks Alone Again*
She walks in the Dark and lonely Shadows,She walk's Empty nothing to look forward to but to be alone forever with out her soul mate near by.She walk's alone again everwhere she goes she sees his faceher wWicked Evil One. She has walked and waited so long for him to come.Now that he is here she lost him again alone again.She walk's with a Sword right throught her heart bleeding forever she gives up. He was the only thing that keeped her together he had Fither in her and Believed in her when she did not Believe in her self she walks alone again everything was ripped away from her even her Wicked Evil One She well alway Love him no matter what. By Devilins Demoness
Back Alley Abortions
I saw in the medical jounals that I studied as a child 2 photos that stuck in my head all of my life. One of a person who was in a car accident wearing a seatbelt and the pressure of the seat belt completely disembowled him. The second was a photo of a woman that had a back alley abortion. She bled out & literally died in an alley.  Men don't seem to get very basic things about the female anatomy. Without a female body PEOPLE are NOT BORN. There is no such thing as a machine or medical procedure that makes females useless in the procreation process. We have done that for males however...a female doesn't need a male BODY to get pregnant...all she needs is a shot of sperm. If we were ASSHOLES we could wipe the male species from the planet of the earth and procreate through the backlog of sperm banks alone. But we are NOT assholes so we don't. If you keep making useless wars and being DICKS like AKIN we might consider other options. We are starting to see ourselves as we see our childre
You Just Don't Know Him Like I Do
You Just Don't Know Him Like I Do       You don't know how happy he makes me. You don't know the sound of his voice means to me. You don't know the way he makes me feel when he says those 3 words to me.   You don't know how much I love him. You don't know what he tells me to get me happy. You don't know what he does to get me to smile. You don't know how he puts all those butterflies in my stomach every time I think of him.   You don't know how much I really deserve him You don't know how much he deserves my love. You don't know how hurt and alone I felt before he came into my life. Now that he is in my life, I feel so complete and I feel so loved that I am with him.   You don't know all the things he tells me, He opens up to me and makes me feel like I am the one for him. You don't know how he really makes me feel about everything in life.   I know that there is a reason why he was sent to me, So I can love him and he can love me unconditionally. I know that we
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A Day In The Life..
Anyone who knows anything about me knows I love to write. I havent in so long an for the most part might be why im so angry lately. I told myself I would not curse when writing this because im speaking of my children but i have alot of built of anger ready to burst and alot to write about so u are just goin to have to deal.  anyway here it goes.. For the most part I never let too many people into my private life and business and only a select few of you know the day to day hell I face with my personal family. Im never one to fuckin complain or fuckin bitch about doing so because i love my kids an would gladly take my fuckin last breathe to make sure they lived another day happily. For starters I raise my kids alone & im ok with doing it that way. My biggest fight an struggle right now is  Im the proud mother of 3 yr old twin girls who was recently diagnosed autistic. Every day is different. Every day is a challenge an struggle. Silence for starters would be a blessing in many parents e
Why Im Married
Why I'm Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday..' I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids..... they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We
Somewhere In There
Lately my minds been such a mess That I've had no relief and no rest Too fcused on being a mother I forgot everything else Forgotten how being my own person felt I've become a shell of who I used to be I look in the mirror and don't even see me All I see is circles under my eyes And the ugly shades of my hair from fading dye Nails bitten don so far they bleed From trying to fill everyone elses needs Expected to be a giving mother and wife To which I've dedicated my life Not that I'm not thankful, I am I get to stay at home while he works his ass off for uncle sam It's just to the point where I stopped caring for myself And had too much pride to ever ask for help  Now I'm stuck in this chaos of my mind with no reprieve This smile is only meant to decieve I can only hope this darkness will eventually leave
Happy Hours Today.
There are no Happy Hours today due to it being 9/11. They do this every year to commemorate the anniversary of this tragic day. In case anyone was wondering.
Defiant Sub
She awoke from a deep slumber feeling abit disgruntled and defiant... No reason... Just a mood... Angry at thefact that "he" always got to shower first, which sometimes lefther taking a cold shower as he used all the hot water... She watched as he stepped out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped inhis robe... His eyes intent on her... "If you're going to have my usual Saturdaymorning breakfast ready on time, I would suggest you get yourself ready.""Yes Sir"... was all she could manage to say as she got up out of thebed and headed for the bathroom. She felt his eyes on her, watching and apart of her wanted to look at him and tell him to fix his own breakfast foronce. Turning the water on in the shower, she slowly stepped in... Damn... Coldagain... Quickly she soaped her body and rinsed off... Drying herself offwith the small towel, she eyed the nice fluffy towel that was his... Reaching out to touch it.. So tempted... Then snapping as she turned to grabher little robe a
[fried Plantain Problem]
I'm not dead! Woooo!There was no problem with fried plantains.None whatsoever.There's a rumor going around that I'm a pretty good cook.Although I think at one time I couldn't fry plantain to save my life >>Weird that I can cook with new ingredients but somewhere along the line forgot how to make fried eggs.*drum roll*Bit of news.I'll be working entirely too much next weekI have a fascination with people getting hurt and/or doing drugs (which is why Jackass and Intervention are the two funniest shows on television)I have little to no fascination with anything else.My Pox deck is sick, and overpowered.I killed a bear or two....ohthe only real news on that list is that I'll be working entirely too much next week.Some shipping and handling entirely too much electronics assembly-----------------My fascination with plantains probably started with that trip to Miami where I got it on a plate with some fried pork and beans.I've craved it ever since.That was... god damn7 years ago?Made some lim
As some of you have read in my status, I'm in pain. I've been in constant pain for about 3 weeks now.  It started my second week of bowling. Just a dull pain in my lower back/upper leg. Now it feels like my hip is popping out of place every time I walk. I know it's not, but that's the best way to explain it. The more I'm up and moving around the better it feels. However today it's decided to rain. The fucking pressure is killing me. No matter what I do it hurts so bad. I've taken medication for it, but it doesn't work. I can NOT take lortab, which my  Mom offered. Those things knock me out. I was prescribed some 5mg a few years back for a hurt shoulder and I took HALF of one, which is only 2.5mg...I was asleep for 2 days. With the said pressure, my wrist and arm are killing me too. I can't put any pressure in my right hand, my wrist hurts too bad. I kid you not. I went to the store today after work. When I picked up the gallon of milk, I almost dropped it. Ugh.   But all is well. T
From Jesus To His Wife.
A tiny bit of background.  There is a scroll now that seems to indicate that Jesus has a wife.  This is what Jesus might text his wife and if texting was around.   Jesus: Don't get me wrong, I am happy for the enthusiasm in bed last night...but do you have to scream "Oh God I'm cumming"?  It is a little weird him being my dad and all. 
Terrified And I Thought You Should Be Made Aware
I come here to talk to friends I have bonded with over the's that I feel beyond the pictures..beyond the virtual thing really do care about me..nothing more...just me's sad yes..but you guys are all I have besides my daughter and it's because of sick fucks like I am about to tell you about why that's not about pictures or random shit for me at this point...these ARE real life issues that effect my life..that has already effected my life and I'm's no secret that I haven't lived a fairytale life..I've never skipped through a field of wild flowers while holding hands with my true love..I have had to fight..cry...sweat and bleed to just survive...I mean obviously something is wrong with me or I wouldn't be here...we all have our issues and things that are missing in our lives.. I live every goddamn day trying to forget things from my past that just refuse to be forgotten...I am writing this because someone who is responsibl
Rockstar Contest
I will be giving away a Rockstar this month... I will start taking entries on Monday OCT 8th and stop taking them on Sunday OCT 14th at that time (I would like at least 15 people to consider having this contest) If I have at least 15 people then I will go around and collect the 10mil fubux for the entry fee... The album containing the entries will then be opened on Monday OCT 15th til Wednesday OCT 24th... Thursday OCT 25th winner will be the person with the MOST rates Rules:  To enter you need to submit a TASTEFUL salute to me (I don't want your naughty bits or pieces, ladies no boob salutes) lets keep it clean!!! It costs 10mil fubux to enter which will be collected on OCT 14th ANYONE causing DRAMA will be pulled from the from the contest (act like adults please) GOOD LUCK!!!
So Sad!!!! This Has Got To Stop!!!! God This So Pisses Me Off!! ( Amanda Todd)
Tragedy as girl, 15, kills herself just one month after posting desperate YouTube plea begging bullies to stop tormenting herBy Meghan KeneallyTragic: Amanda Todd, 15, was found dead on Wednesday in a suspected suicideA 15-year-old Canadian girl was found dead Wednesday night, just weeks after posting a video about her battle with cyber bullies. The details surrounding Amanda Todd's death have not been released, but it is suspected to be suicide.On September 7, Amanda posted a nearly nine-minute YouTube video where she tells the story of her repeated harassment by bullies on a series of notecards.In the video, she admitted that she had previously tried to kill herself twice.In the video, Amanda uses a large stack of notecards to tell how the bullying started when she flashed her breasts friends she had met online after purchasing a webcam.A photo of her breasts circulated on the web, and caused anonymous people to berate her online.After moving to a different city and school, another
Love My Sexy Friends
Opposites are the race of genders. Defender of the close friendship never enders. Proud member. With a handful of breasts having, vagina tender loving caring buddy buddies. Molded me like silly puddy or play doh, they know no closed door by I if they hit the road. There be the foes with lips loose never froze motoring bout our closeness equalling tangled toes. Underneath the table, if able i'm sliding in position to be the next hero of her fable. Labels given with negative tone but as they throw stones they will never strike my throne. Royalty myself with all of my shes that be right hand, left, and invisibles. Meaning this isnt a one man army, many weapons in this vehicle. Mad they are, fixating on that miracle. Nigga with camaro got it to impress whitey white chick to insure to be next. Yes, that is foolish at best. They dont know about the dreams I had left. Back up in the past because i wear reality on my chest. Flying above the hatred like there is also an S. Better yet, standing
Nashville Update
Thank you for your prayers, thoughts and support. They gave my son a transfusion and his condition improved dramaticly. It was decided to move him to a sports rehab center in Chicago that is better equipped to deal with his muscle fatigue. In a week or two they expect to let him go through a standard program but right now he will be getting electro muscle stimulation a nd hydro theropy. This is a big weight off my shoulders. He will get better it will just take time and following the doctors orders. He understands what this has done to those who care and vows to never ride motor cross again. I'm glad but also sad because I know how much it means to him. Without it he will have to find a new hobby. I hope it's safer and even more fum for him. My suggestion was fishing, as long as it wasn't for sharks or something like that. lol Hugs,   Eddy
Gotta Run Through The Jungle
Ok here is the deal. The other day I was kinda really bored (as in really really bored). And the only thing worse than me being bored is me being drunk at a strip club. But anyway, I grabbed the old I-pod and went for a walk. On a playlist was "Run through the Jungle" by CCR. And that got my imagination going (I know here you will be thinking OH FUCK but it's not that bad). And in my head I started seeing how the video would go if I made it. So it comes down to this. I want to make that video but I need you alls help. I need permission to use some of your head pics in it. So I'm asking if I can take a few of your pics. This video will not be published or anything like that. It will be only loaded into my stash unless you would like for it to be in your then I will provide you the link for it. AND IT WILL BE TOTALLY PG rated. Unless seeing a mans bare chest makes it rated PG -13 ( not sure about the rating system )   So what do you think? yay or nay?
The Tire Swing
                                                                      The Tire Swing          Sittin' in a tire swing    thinkin' about everything,    and sometimes nothing at all    thinkin' about how it could've been    and how it should be   hopin' I would receive your call.       Where were you    when I needed you?    where were you    when I was scared?    why did you waste my time    if for me you never cared?.       Where did you go?,    Why didn't you come back?,    you took my life for one crazy ride    then suddenly sent it off track.       Where were you when I needed you?,     where were you when I was scared?,     why did you waste my time,     if for me you never cared?.        Isn't it funny     how things turned out?,     now you're the one waitin' for me?,     I never knew how good revenge would feel,     or how easy it would be.        Where were you when I needed you?,      where were you when I was scared?,      why did you waste
So today I got the call I have been dreading for couple months now.  Boss told me the floors are now permanently combined. We have been combined on and off the past 3 months anyways.  I was hoping by some miracle we would pick up..and they would  keep both floors going.   Anyways,  everyone keeps there job..but with all the extra people.. we will not get all our hours we usually get. I have been getting on call every least 8 to 16hrs .   Luckily the other secretary from my floor is going to another unit so that will be one less person to share hours with.   With the floors combined..we have alot of patients up on my floor.   So more stress.  Well anyways I guess i can be thankful that i still have a job. I guess now that the news isout i can stop dreading it so much..and just learn to live with it.
Counting My Chickens Before They're Hatched
This bike right here, is the thing I've been obsessed with for the past two years, and I'm finally getting one with my xmas bonus this December... A Surly Pugsley. Yes, those are 3.8" wide tires. I'm going to ride it in the snow. On beaches. Through rivers. Mud. Up and down flights of stairs. Every fucking where.   *faps*
50 Shades Of Bullies
Where to start this blog? I really have no idea. I know what I want to write about, but fitting it all together will be somewhat of a task. If it's too jumbled, fuck it. I have smart friends, you can figure it out.  I was on facebook and one of my friends "liked" a page about a girl who had been bullied so bad she killed herself. Do I believe bullying can be THAT bad? Yes. The things that piss me off are why didn't the parents see a change in their child? (I'm sure it's easy for me to say that because my children aren't getting bullied.) But I'd think I'd see my child really depressed and not wanting to go to school....SOMETHING.  The other thing that pisses me off is on this page it talked about how she was bullied by almost everyone at the school. The person that made the page said "everyone is wearing purple and (some other color that I can't remember) in honor of ________". Here's the deal....why the fuck honor  her now? Shouldn't they have just "dealt with her" while she was aliv
Forced-sex Roleplay Fantasies
I won't call them "rape fantasies" but these kinds of fantasies started for me a long time ago. At first, I thought it was just me and that I sounded crazy or psychotic, but then I discovered this kind of thing is pretty common. Experts say these taboo fantasies let us explore dominant/submissive desires without feeling guilt or responsibility. No apologies. It works for me. In my case, my fantasies have no limits. Nothing is going too far. In fact, my biggest problem is finding guys who are comfortable with going "dark" enough for me. But I also discovered, with a partner I trust and pre-set limits and boundaries with safe words, I could even take these fantasies beyond the playground of my mind and into real roleplay experiences. In some ways, I still like pure written erotica best because it allows me to to explore more extreme taboos that I would never try to simulate in real life, but also because arranging real-life scenarios has its limits and challenges (and dangers). So inb
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My Lil' Cousin
I just heard some bad cuz has lost his home in Seaside, NJ.....please i need ideas to help him out....I feel terrible that he needs a place to live and i can do anything for him living so far away   thanks,   Supe.
Most Points For Your Rockstar
There are several things you can do to maximize the points you get with a Rockstar!!  A Rockstar is by far the easiest and most economical way to make a TON of points!!  Used to be, you wanted 20 Million points you did a GM and it cost you 100 credits.  Now with the right conditions and following a few guidelines, you can easily make 20, 30, 40 Million or more points with a Rockstar for a 35 credit investment!   What Day? You need to decide what day to run the Rockstar. You want a day with huge like bonus so you get more for each click right off the bat.  Watch for a day when there is 200% for likes or more!  Best we've seen so far was 500% for likes or the 500% for VIP bonus.  A day with an activated bling bonus can be good as well but it won't be as good as a huge like bonus.   A busy day on fu is good too!! In general, Wed and Fri seem to be the busiest.  Wed because it's ranking day, and Fri because it's Fri! On the weekend they sometimes put a good bonus on Friday and leave it
Ok so I know what you were thinking when u came in here you thought u were gonna see more pics...well sorry to say but I am not all about sex and I am sick of everyone always thinking that they are goin to get sex out of me.....I am a person and not just a sex object.....its funny to see how many ppl don't talk to me now that i have gotten rid of my nakked please be respectful of me and don't always ask me to get you off or to please u cuz well damn u i have feelings and im actually a very sweet and caring person and u havent noticed that yet then well u don't pay attention very well.....yes im a huge flirt and i love to tease but thats all that ur going to get out of me...... Yes you will always see me on cam in Orgy After Hours and I love to dance and have fun and play but im all talk......I won't meet you u nless im good friends with you and there are only certain ppl I will always talk again please be respectful of me...and thank you for reading this and taking
Scams And Spams Hitting Artfire And Other Art Venues
So, I received this message late last night in my Artfire mail   Hello greeningdrivecreations,Patron171715 sent you the following message while browsing Photograph "Wish You Were Here" 24" x 36" color canvas print . Photograph "Wish You Were Here" 24" x 36" color canvas print "Hello seller,i came across your item on artfire,I'm interested in immediate purchase of your item. 1) Is the item still available for sale? 2)Are you the real owner of the item? 3) What is the present condition of the item? 4) Do you accept PAYPAL as your mode of payment? 5) what is the final asking price? Kindly get back to me with your reply to my private email : ( ) hope to read from you soon. Best Regards. " — Patron171715   It smelled a bit fishy to me.  So, I googled the email address and guess what?? I’m correct; this “guy” is bad news.  They are part of a HUGE PayPal scam and several pages are suggesting deleting the
Should I Give Up?
I met two friends in high school. They asked me if I wanted to hang out, I figured that'd be really cool & that I should give their friendship a try because I was bullied for ten years because of my hearing loss and I was excited to finally get out with some friends...I struggled between making friends with hearing because they wouldnt understand how to deal with a deaf person, and then when i was in the deaf school they were the hereditary kind of deaf that the teachers and the students wouldnt' want a person with hearing aids to speak and sign they'd try to force me to just sign and not speak. Why would I do that when my hearings bad to the point that I'm supposed to be completely mute and I have the gift to speak clearly to a certain point, maybe a few letters I can't pronounce well so I have like a deaf brooklyn accent, I'm fine with that. But the friends were both brother and sister.I met their parents, the father was very nice,reminded me of my father very warm hearted and reall
Please Help If You Can
Most of you know i live in the middle of the horrible hurricane sandy area thank god the flood water surge stopped at the end of my property alls i lost was power and some branches from my giant sycamore trees This area was totally devastated , we have never seen anything of this magnitude hit our area before and pray to god we never will again if you Google sandy , Port Monmouth and Keansburg new jersey you will see pics and some videos of the devastation My sons and i spent quite a bit of time helping gut out shovel out and bag up houses that didn't have flood insurance a lot of elderly and disabled and single mom home owners that have no way to start things over without help my boys made me proud working like men instead of children if any of you are up to this please let me know the us postal has them flat rate boxes of all sizes and flat rate bags too i think any newer clothes any size or style you don't fit in or yanoo just not your style anymore we all know how fashionable yo
Let Me Stand With You
Let me stand with you In good times and bad Let me stand with you when you're happy or sad Let me stand with you in sickness and in health Let me stand with you whether a pauper or one with wealth. Let me stand with you whatever shall be shall be stand with me and I'll stand with you now and for all eternity.
Awkward Chit Chat.
I live in a duplex, the front unit is for lease currently and this afternoon an elderly man with his two bischons showed up to view the home.  I was outside in the patio, decided to offer him some water while he waits for the landlord to arrive.  We start chatting, turns out he is a WWII German Army veteran whom fought in the Ukraine.  It was was weird moment realizing this is a very cool elderly man with a life well lived, even if he contributed to the death of many...and possibly my children's great grandfather who never returned from the war against Germany.  I had a wonderful conversation a lovely man Gunther is, he would make a nice neighbor...I am sure my children and myself could learn a few things.  I don't know that he is/was a Nazi, but the conversation didn't pause when I let him know about the Ukraine Jew family history.  In closing, I think that given the opportunity we all really could get along and thrive by diversity and understanding and or acceptance.
Friend With Benefits
This is the sauce I came home to….By: Sizzle~~~~I come from a long  day of work…. I’m so tired… Being a chef I spend endless hours cooking , cleaning and directing staff in the kitchen or like today on location. A hour drive  from Des Moines. Well any way.  I slip the key into the lock and turn it slowly because I barely have energy to keep myself standing . I finally open the door and use what energy I have left to push it open . I drop my purse to the side by the door , kick off my  chef clogs and start to un button the countless buttons of my chef coat.  I close the front door and I notice an abundance of steam coming from the back of the house.I walk shoeless and  topless, slowly against my plush carpet and dark house . I make it to my bedroom and the stream is so thick coming from the bathroom . It is so thick that it started to fog up the mirrors on my dresser and the mirror I have above my bed.The bathroom door is slightly cracked. I opened the door s
Nice To See...
Well, it's nice to see no matter what season, time of day or night you actually sign in here, that shit just never changes. Fighting in statuses, begging for bling, and random new friends. Ahh, like the good ol corner bar. There's my thought of the night. Don't forget to follow me on Twitter, I'm there throughout the day Peace.
To Pay Or Not To Pay?
So I got one hell of a surprise this morning and have come in to a little money.   The majority of it I want to save in some way or another, but what I'm wondering about most is, should I pay off the one debt I owe?   I owe the bank I used to use over a grand from when I first moved to yankee land and didn't have ny money.   I don't know whether to pay them off now that I can, or just to ride it out until they give up on chasing me for it, like I've been told that they might.   Suggestions?
Taking A Break From Fubar
Taking a break from fubar it's starting to bore me n don't really talk to anyone except top fam. I will check in every once in awhile to c how fam is, if ya got my # text me or my momma is my #1 family so she will know how I'm doing if u c I'm online prolly not me she will b signing on to give herself my points. Goodbye for now fu friends
12 Days Of Christmas - Fu Style
On the First day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me A One Day Blast for free.   On the Second day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me Two Cherry Bombs, And a One Day Blast for free.   On the Third day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me Three Pimp Outs, Two Cherry Bombs, And a One Day Blast for free.   On the Fourth day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me Four Lounge Invites, Three Pimp Outs, Two Cherry Bombs, And a One Day Blast for free.   On the Fifth day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me Five Fu-Ponies, Four Lounge Invites, Three Pimp Outs, Two Cherry Bombs, And a One Day Blast for free.   On the Sixth day of Christmas, Fubar sent to me Six Boomies Flying, Five Fu-Ponies, Four Lounge Invites, Three Pimp Outs,
  You were sleeping for the longest time, and then one day you woke upI was there in front of your face, meeting you for the first timeWe told each other our secrets no one else knewOur secrets with safe with each other, I trusted youI opened myself up to you; you’re the one I loved.You are perfect in my eyes. I let you in, I showed you my world.You changed me into something I didn’t think I could be.All I wanted was to wrap you in my love that I hold for youKeep you safe, to keep you forever.You never gave me the chance to show youTo feel you. to kiss you, to smell you, and to love you forever.You will never know just how much I could have loved you.To give you all the things in the world, that you so much deserve.I will step back, into my darkness, with my heart in my hands.Love who you need to; be with the one you think you want.Just know that I will be here. I will wait for you.However long it takes. I know you will come back.I know you will never read this, I don&rsqu
Skin Sale.
Skin Sale 1St place: 25 skins is the prize may bid fu bux , credits, any thing of value on fubar. Please keep in mind skins do take a lil time to make.  Starts now. Have fun!!The sale ends at 12:01am new year day.  2Nd place: 15 skins same as above. Ends 12:01am new year day!!if ur not serious about what the sale please dont bid.  3Rd place: 5 skins same as above. Ends at the same time as others. Still a great deal. All bids are due on or 1 week after sale is over. If need more time please come and talk to me. I will help you out with it if needed.
Sizzle's Sexual Night Before Christmas
  Sizzle's Sexual Night Before Christmas   Twas the night before Christmas and naughty Sizzle was  I .Went to offer my Santa Some sweet honey pie.I knew he couldn't resist this sweet treat I know for a fact tis his fave thing to eat. So I put on my stockings my heels and my lipstick. And asked him to show me where he keeps his dipstick.I went down on my knees and unzipped his fly.  Then sucked his cock down un the blink of an eye. He moaned and he whimpered as my tongue stroked his sac.  He said this is better than all the toys in my pack!  His hands held my head as I continued to blow.  Then he laid me down quickly, put his tongue down below. He was sure and so lively, made me scream and then beg.  As he sucked on my clit and pinned down my legs."You're mine, you bad girl,Sizzle", he said with a spank. Then rolled me onto my stomach deep inside me he sank. He rode me so hard I knew when he came.  Because he panted, then shouted and called me by name.  He screwed me all
Sex? I'm Lazy...
Don't have sex with friends? I'm told that I should never sleep with friends. Um, alright... I'm not going to sleep with strangers. How does that even happen? I mean for the sober half... YEP! I can definately see myself running up to total strangers spouting something to the effect of "Hey! Wanna fuck?' Although perhaps that would be alright, as people I don't even know screw me over all the time :P Enemies...? Well, no, i'm not at all turned on by people that I dream of running down with my car. Oooohhhhh, running them down with my car... ok so maybe THAT gets me giong a little bit... Heh, it wouldn't be the first time I ever did it with someone that I couldn't stand, it would just be on the way in the door instead of on the way out. There is the classic paper or plastic choice, just don't get it tied too tight... or maybe do... :D Which brings me to the reusable bag, lmfao. Aquaintances... hmm, well maybe. Or coworkers. Sitting at the coffee shop, maybe a business meeting, the conv
Yes; I Am Bisexual. It Is Real.
When i was growing up i thought it was normal to like girls and boys in the same way. It seemed so natural to me that i never questioned it. Now that i am older people have such strong opinions on the matter of sexuality and that there way of thinking is right. I've been told by psychiatrists, acquaintances from school, and even family members that "liking the same sex is a sin" That god made a man and a woman for a reason. I've also been told that being bisexual isn't real. You can only like one sex or the other. I'm sure many people have there stories about how they've been told there going to burn in hell because they are lesbian, gay, or bisexual. Or have had there fair share of violence and hate. This is the 21st century; I just don't see why we have to be put through such cruel treatment for our choice in life. That just because you like the same sex it makes you bad. You can't help who you fall in love with. It's not like we choose to purposefully be this way to p
How To Rock His World
 How to Rock His World Take your man's hand and lead him to the bed. Push him down so he is laying on his back. Lean overhim as you lift his shirt off, leaving a hot trail of kisses across his chest and down his stomach. Slowly unzip his jeans and slide them over his knees and throw them to the side. His cock should bestanding at attention probably even poking through his boxers. Pull just the top of the boxers downenough so his rod is freed and pokes you in the face. I guarantee he will kick off the boxers to giveyou all the freedom you need. Ever so slowly lean toward his now throbbing member. He can feel your hot breath anxiously awaitingyour mouth to envelop his hardness. Let your bottom lip graze gently the tip and lick lavishly from theridge of the helmet to the top. Run your tongue along the slit and watch him squirm. Wrap your lips around the crown and pull in your cheeks in a slight sucking motion. Take your lefthand and cup his balls, lightly kneading. Using your right ha
Sickness And Marriage.
My youngest son is sick. Out of nowhere he has a fever, upset stomach and stuffy nose. I swear, he was fine earlier today. I'm left in the position now that I may have to call in to work tomorrow and tell them I can't make it in. Thing is, if I do that...I'll have 1 day on my check. Another thing, he can't stay here with me. My Mom just got over pneumonia. I can't set her back. I don't have a bank card so it's not like I can get a hotel for tomorrow day and night to stay with him. And no, I don't have a credit card either. The boys' dad sucks and having him help is out of the question, so I don't know what to do. Suggestions would be helpful.   As for the marriage part. Since I'm up, for at least another 30 minutes, I decided to venture over on Facebook and see what was going on there. Looks like a friend of mine just got engaged tonight. That's wonderful news, really. But it got me thinking......what's so wrong with me? I know my boyfriend loves me, really I do. But it's been 3 year
So last Friday morning about 3:30 am my boyfriend came over after work. Now I have to say this but it is important to the story. We have a very heathly/exciting sex life. Anyway, we were going at it until about 6am, and then he started getting dressed because he had to go back to work. As he was getting dressed there was a knock on my door so I went to answer it. As I opened the door I saw my neighbor who lives under my apartment standing in front of my door in his underwear. I answered the door with a "hello" and all he said was, "I heard you guys." To which I replied "Oh, I'm sorry." Thinking that we had woke him up and getting ready to apologize, but I was not ready for what he was about to say. "Mind if I join?" he asked while trying to look past me into my apartment. I kindly told him no, that my boyfriend was getting ready to go to work, and shut the door. I then went into the bedroom where my boyfriend was smoking a cigarette and told him what had just happened. And he was pisse
What's My Name....
What's my name... Bitch, cunt baby lover sweet stuff fucker lover best friend hate you don't talk to me pretty nice kind forgive me die go away don't come back love you need you cum fuck me harder face it don't talk not good for you walk alone writing is a dream wont make it pole dancer make fun of me can't spell lol. lair stay up all night sexy fuck toy using you pot head no good nice sweet dum can't here you dress funny to much make up look young for your age good lover body looks like it's 21 yr old nobody give a shit who you are why not kill your self die make life for your self go away alone see ya beauty stunning awesome                                                                                               " bY LoVe GiRL I can go on for days you know who you are that calls me names good or bad I get off on it so go for it lovers get me off... I love it more pain in my life helps me write"...GoD sounds like a love song Christine is real..... mmmmm fuckers 
Things On My Mind
I need to say somethings that no one really wants to listen to or really should have to hear from me right now. Really there is no one I can really talk to about either. Just need to say this with out someone feeling sorry for me, well my children I should say.  I chose to lay down a bed with a woman and have 2 wonderful children. Whom I love more then life it's self! I would suffer the worse pains imaginable so they would feel none! I feel I have failed my children. They have had to suffer more unimaginable pain and suffering then anyone human should have had to in their lives! I know I am not really at fault for these pains and suffering. Even though I feel that I have caused them for the 2 very lives I have helped bring into this world. Instead of this pain and suffering getting less, easier or even understandable for them and myself it seems to grow and dig deeper in to my and my sons, mind and souls! I know I am very close to my breaking point. My fears about this is that my sons
Guns Bitches, Its All About The Guns
im still waiting for an answer as to why people should have the right to an assault weapon,i mean we restrict grenades, claymores, and rocket launchers? oh yea i need my 50 cal sniper rifle because that turkey is dangerous and bambi is hella shady. you can have your pistols, you can have your shotguns. but an ar 15 is not a sport weapon unless you live on one of those weird island were they hunt people. im sure some of you more mericuh type peolple will disagree. and thats fine. oh and i still believe all trans people should be armed and carrying. hell even cops can shoot at us and get probation. true story. so dont be thinking im all anti gun i have owned many i just sold them all when i had kids and i will buy more when the last one moves out. so off my soap box. this is the only time i will talk about guns here. thanks for reading i awate the condimnation.
Is This Just A Dream...
Is this just a dream.. I talk about you write about you I wake thinking of you ... Is this just a dream... I think about you I can't get you out of my mind day and night my mind won't stop I have my coffee my friends and family think this is just a dream..they yell at me you won't make it your book or writing.. Is just a dream.. get a job a car make some thing out of your self.. don't you want too.. Is this just a dream.. I'm up all night writing tell 3. Sleep tell noon, my friends and family said I need to get a life.. I jog not eat.. drink at night smoke to much have lovers with no name.. lots of friends I have a life like a rock star.. Is this just a dream... Friends family pulling me this way and that way to do it there way.. I need to sleep to eat run away to a place no one knows my name... Is this just a dream..            bY LoVe GiRL                                        "life just a dream"
To All That Would Have Been
At a time when I was in the midst of my own music career on the local and regional level, I happened across another working musician/singer in DC area, one of many that I stopped to listen to in passing. The difference in this shy mellow young lady, was she had it,... the gift, or whatever name you choose to call "it".  Her it was the opposite of mine, where me being a rock/metal musician, the it was the roar of emotion & the electricity coming from a crowd giving back what you are making them feel.  Her it was her ability to hush a crowded busy room,  not with her stage presense, her looks or moves, but merely the first three angelic notes that eminated from this little body. There was no bustle of convos in the background, no reckless clinking of glassware, even the most blowhard obnoxious drunks were silenced without being confronted, the only intervention being that voice. A Siren if you believe such a thing. Eva made quite the impression, the one where I immediately recognized
Just The Three Of Us.. Part Two
Part Two                  As I try and remember how to breathe I look up at you, you smile at me, and then I look up at him. Then I look back at you as your smile get’s bigger and you smile and say “I win!” I struggle to make my mind work and remember why I didn’t want to cum first. My body is so relaxed as he moves in close behind me again making me look back over my shoulder at him. As he smiles back down at us, you look up and him and smile...”Now?” he smiles down at you and says “oh yes”. At  that you look down and smile, grabbing my arms you pull me up on top of your body sliding one of you thighs between mine making me moan. Grabbing my wrist you hold me and tell me to relax. Then I remember why I didn’t want to cum first. He pulls my hips back bring me to my knees and tells you to go get a toy. You go and quickly come back, then moving up beside him you watch as he slides his hard cock from my wet pussy up to my tight assho
You N Me
My body jolted and my eyes snapped opened. I sat up wide-eyed and looked around the dark room. I had been woken up by some dream that escaped my conscience mind. My heart was racing, beads of sweat formed on my brow. My pussy pulsed and throbbed and I wondered if I had had an orgasm in my sleep. I moved my hand to my clit and pressed on it. I jumped as the sensations of my fingers made my pussy clench. I wondered what I had been dreaming about that had me so hot. I laid back down and closed my eyes but couldn't sleep. My body ached badly to come again. I looked at the clock. It wasn't too late. I grabbed my phone and sent out a text. "Are you awake?" I got a response quickly, "yeah, baby. What are you doing?" "Wish you were here. I can't sleep. I had a dream and it made me want my daddy dick." My phone started ringing and I answered it quickly, "hello.""You want your Daddy Dick huh?" "Yes please. I need it. I can't sleep without it." I started to lazily play with my pussy."How do you w
I feel I should give a little background info, because I'm not sure if this is some people's first read of my blogs. So here it is:   My Mom has been in and out of the hospital since December 23. We were told many different things, but now we know the main reason that she is acting the way she is. About a week ago we found out she has a 4 pound tumor above her kidney on her adrenal gland. The doctors say that that will cause confusion and depression. For a few months she's slowly been getting worse. Tonight topped it all. I h ave my kids tonight, like I do every Thursday night. She was fine all day. However when it was time for them to go to bed she starts yelling and screaming. They can NOT sleep like that. I go in and ASK her to not talk to loud because the boys can't sleep. She then yells at ME because this is HER house and she will yell if she wants and I can't tell her to shut up. I didn't ask/tell her to shut up, I just asked her to not talk to loud. Then she tells me that I
Hypocrisy At It's Finest
I have been on this site now going on well over 5 years on/off and have seen and heard it all.  I still get a chuckle out of the stupidity of others, the whoring, the begging, the whining...but most of all the hypocrisy.    hyp·o·crite  noun \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\   Definition of HYPOCRITE 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of morals or opinion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings Yes..hypocrites.  Many of you.   Kinda like telling everyone on here your a vegetarian to make someone like you more but are secretly shoving fist fulls of bacon in your mouth.  Or pretending that your a bi-female when in actuality you're a bored married housewife looking for attention. You have the chicks on here with names like HORNY, MILF, SEX
Contest Entry Rules
Alright, gonna hold a double triple threat contest. SFW and NSFW, can enter either one or the other. No double entries. Best Booty, Boobies, and Legs.  The length of the contest depends on the number of entries as well as the prizes to won. Contest will begin when at least  15 entries are made. Pics can be emailed, or placed on fubar for me to collect. Ask for email if you'd want to take that route. At the end of the contest, Top 3 from both will be taken and placed into a final contest. Final contest will only be most rates. Winner take all. Both Catagories: Must have my name wrote upon your body or paper in some manner. MUST HAVE A SALUTE TO ENTER! NSFW Rules: Nsfw triple threat is almost a free for all with what you'd want to do. No pictures penetration pictures of any sorts will be accepted. Teaser pics/Lingerie/Swimsuits/full/partial nude are accepted.  SFW: Way less revealing than the NSFW side of this. Clothing is a must in this, and by clothing, Im meaning, pants (of any sor
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