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Sinister Minister
The Swimming Test
You Are a Very Lucky Person You are cautious and slow to act. It takes you a long time to get used to ideas. You are happiest when you have an obstacle to overcome. You need to be challenged. You are hardworking and industrious. You try to think about the long term impact of your decisions. You are a quick moving person. You get through things as efficiently as possible, though you occasionally cut corners. The Swimming Pool Test Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself
You Tell Me...
So today I came to a sort of Fu-realization WTF is so important about points on here anyway? I mean don't get me wrong I liked the 2 boomerangs, 3 or so bombs, and the one Auto 11 I had, It's just not as easy as I thought it would be to try being a Fu-Hoar. I'm Just kinda tired of asking 25 to 30 people a day to sell me shit with Fubucks.Usually with no result. I've had a few offers of Boobs for stuff, but clearly I'm not gonna do that.So I'm sitting back wondering what to do with all the Fubucks bestowed upon me, I'm really leaning towards giving them back to who gave them too me.Keep enough to keep my friends spoiled with gifts. I'm Just bored with asking for people to sell me stuff, and frankly I think Fu-monies are useless. I have no Hoar experience. I'm totally not good at it. and nobody is gonna see my tata's !! Gonna be cleaning my friends list soon too. My bartab has STD's LOL!!
Todays My Bday! Can Someone Make Me A Bday Gif With My Pic ?
Rip Ronnie James Dio
You know of Dio, most known of his time with Sabbath, many know of Rainbow. Some of his best music was with Elf in my opinion. A video is in the 1st comment
Say It Aint So
I'm actually trying to be more sociable on here. I know, you don't believe me. But I'm here, stalking people like the old days, when possible.   I just have the feeling I'm far too dull for the bunch of lunatics on my friends list.   As this blog will now prove as I have no clue what to write, oh well...
I Can't Write Mumms For A Week
I can't write mumms for a week, because I put myself into an auction, and one of the prizes was no no mumm posting for a week, no one said anything about blogs!  Are you sad to see my mumms gone for a week or meh, who cares?
Send Me 5 Billion 4 Spotlight Kay Thanx Bai Hahaha Yer Right I Wish (*^_______^*) Im Silly They Need To Make A Fu Lotto ! ^*^
Attention Whore?
I am an attention whore, moi?  You are absolutely correct, who would write so many blogs, and when I write mumms they are all NSFW?
This Is A Perfect Moment
This is a perfect moment. It's a perfect moment for many reasons, but especially because you and I are waking up from our sleepwalking, thumbsucking, dumb-clucking collusion with the masters of illusion and destruction. Thanks to them, from whom the painful blessings flow, we are waking up. Their wars and tortures, their crimes against nature, extinctions of species and brand new diseases. Their spying and lying in the name of the father, sterilizing seeds and trademarking water. Molestations of God, celebrations of shame, stealing our dreams and changing our names. Their cunning commercials and blood-sucking hustles, their endless rehearsals for the end of the world. Thanks to them, from whom the awful teachings flow, we are waking up. * Their painful blessings are cracking open more and more gashes in the shrunken and crippled mass hallucination that is mistakenly called "reality." And through the fractures, ripe eternity is flooding in; news o
Just a quick little quickie update! Next week I have an interview for my own place...FINALLY! This past year has been hard with lots of ups and downs but I succeeded! I should be in my own place by mid June which is awesome!!!   Now on the other note, next week is 4 years on the site for me. Send me gifts nao! Just kidding, I dont even know how to be a pointwhore anymore.....
Bloody pics & sick layouts at Sexy !!!!!!  
Bling Pack Deals
if you buy me a bling pack this is what i will give you in return 25 credit bling pack ill get you either 1 auto or 1 bomb or 2 boomerangs   64 credit bling pack ill get you 6 boomerangs or 1 auto+1bomb+1boomerang or 2 autos+1boomerang or 2 boombs+1 boomerang   135 credit bling pack ill get you 12 boomerangs or 5 autos or bombs..   and for the BIG 1000 credit pack you will get the fupony + 8 autos .. or what ever deal we can agre on :) ... if i didnt mention a deal u would like to make talk to me im sure we could work something out .. cause there could be so many combo deal to list lol .. its a win win .. deals last till the sale is over n i beleav thats the may 31st... hit me up n lets deal you will get more for the buck
There Is Nothin I Hate More Than A Low Down Muther Fukkin Liar
 in these words i have to say i  includes ....U , i , and 99 percent of the people that will read this  ...and if you are in that one percent ...u sure the fuk are here by accident....cause  the net and everyone is full of shit....loathing....jealousy backstabbing , i hope this  pisses u off . even though i dont know . you im talking about you and u know it and ur self rightous justifacation, misserable, holier than tho ass cant take the fact someone knows you without knowin your name ....hide behind you lies...your self justifications for blocking this person or that person. he is not cool enough or she is just to homely lookin ...i am here for the fukkin music an if i meet someone cool or a friend for life thats a fukkin bonus....... who i am honestly is  not a liar on a fukkin keyboard... i just wont talk to you till the next best thing comes around...if there is not a connection i will tell you ..i wont string you along and i expect the same in return.. if i dont like you ..i wont
Today's Special Fu Birthday...
And wishing a very Happy Birthday today tooo... velvetnpepsi78@ fubar Hope you are are having a very happy & safe holiday weekend =]
Boo Hoo
I can't allow myself to read some costructive criticism, I am mentally and emotional incapable of it.   Does it  sound like the people that use comment approval on mumms?
Totally Awesome Blog!
Well after a year of living in transitional housing with many women, today I was approved for a subsidized apartment! I am so friggin thrilled its unreal! My estimated move in date is July 1st which to me seems right around the corner. I am still working on getting onto ssi for my depression/anxiety as well as my fibro and screwed up knees. I will be having surgery in July to have my tonsils out as well as a UPP which is shortening of the pallette in the mouth, I will be in serious pain! Hmmm, in 3 days I will be on fubar for 4 years... I want to be a total whore but just dont have those qualifications in me anymore. So, if anyone wants to help me whore, let me know :) I am so glad the way life is changing today, it feels so much better than a year ago.... Love Ya ALL!
I sort of enjoy when someone hijacks my blogs or mumms, you?
No Giving Up
So you found out today your life's not the sameNot quite as perfect as it was yesterday butWhen you were just getting in the grooveNow you're faced with something newAnd I know it hurts and I know you feel tornBut you never gave up this easily beforeSo why do you choose today to give it all awayWell it's not so bad y'allTogether we all fallJust as long we get up we'll stand tallWe shouldn't waste another dayThinking 'bout the things that we forgot to sayI'm hittin' back y'allKickin' these four wallsJust as hard as I can til I can't crawlI won't waste another dayWith all these silly thingsSwimmin' in my brain[Chorus]There's no giving up nowDo you really want to give this all awayCan't you ever see things in a different waySomedaysNo giving up nowSuch a beautiful thing to throw awayYou should think things throughOver and over againAll over againSo your scars fade awayYou soaked up the painA better person 'cause you lived through those daysAnd now you know what it's like to proveYou can o
To Clear My Head
Oh I feel a rant coming on....... Oil pouring out of a well at sea, not a fucking thing done till it reaches land, empty promises, "we will stop this" just like "we end this war" with our soilders still dying, live by faith? live by example? I think not, we live for YOUR causes by YOUR rules. Yeah we have freedom, FREEDOM to do your bidding like zombies, "We are the best country in the world" where our citizens fight for jobs so we can have shelter and water and maybe a fucking peice of food, as you sit on your ass pushing your agendas never listening to the street but only to those who have a silver spoon, our people dying, and suffering, cant see a doctor but if we jumped the border we might be able to afford to be sick, get hit, break a hip, or really give a shit, about all these stupid lies, because to you we are a commodity you make your money from other countries because you wont let us run our factories but save the banks save the cars because they are yours not ours, and most p
Dumbass Of The Day...
I posted on a comment approval mumm that that was for pussies... I get this response in my fumail...PRICELESS     from: CurveBall AKA M... Grrr!I need points please help fu world Sparks, NV subject: right received: 06/8/2010 10:11 am replied: no block this member So is talkin shit on the computer.   sometimes I love this website...
Really Sad Little Mermaid Movie (she Dies) Amazing Movies Tho Look...
The Little Mermaid lives in a utopian underwater kingdom with her father the sea king; her grandmother; and her six elder sisters, each born one year apart. When a mermaid turns 15, she is allowed to swim to the surface to watch the world above, and as the sisters become old enough, one of them visits the surface every year. As each of them returns, the Little Mermaid listens longingly to their various descriptions of the surface and of human beings. When the Little Mermaid's turn comes, she ventures to the surface, sees a ship with a handsome prince, and falls in love with him from a distance. A great storm hits, and the Little Mermaid saves the prince from a near-drowning. She delivers him unconscious to the shore near a temple. Here she waits until a young girl from the temple finds him. The prince never sees the Little Mermaid. The Little Mermaid asks her grandmother whether humans can live forever if they do not drown. The grandmother explains that humans have a much shorter lifes
In The Depths Of Darkness
   In the depths of darkness,    where madness fills the air,    my mind travels to places,    brave men not dare.      Protestors protesting ,   " What are we fighting for?"    but how could we have peace,    if there is no war?     Your rights are being lost   in so many differant ways,   you have " Freedom of Speech"   just not today.     It's important to teach,   right from wrong,   but when someone strays from that,   why does justice take so long?     Children today are running wild,   because you can no longer " Spank"   now they're out of control,   you know whom to thank.     Freedom of Press?   no such luck,   you can burn the flag,   but can't print  " What the f***! "  The rich are getting richer,  The poor are still poor,  a Government " Of The People ,  For The People, By The People"  not anymore.    Am I full of anger?  am I full of pain?  or am I a Genious  going insane?
I Thought I Was A Little Strange
I thought I was a little strange, even some of my mumms that are not sexual, turn into sex chat rooms, funny though!
Fu Over The Kid Pt 2
subject: fuck her again lol received: 06/7/2010 09:16 am replied: no   block this member received: 06/7/2010 08:37 am replied: no block this member incredible, you dont even know my in africa hahaha, anyways, you can think what you want.all i know, is that what kerry is about to do with her friends is disgusting.those convos with kerry, you sure she did not change any of my words?as for johnny, i told him i said crap about him, lots of crap.i was upset, i had left him due to thinking he was chatting with kerry again.. eg the fake sick and tired of all of thisso do what you have to do, just as i i said, and will say again but in caps.NOONE CAN SEE ANYTHING THEY ARE HIDDEN=== 'NOT so PRECIOUS' wrote the following at '2010-06-07 08:34:16'..>> I never brought your child up, YOU did! I would have never of even known about that, Just like all this stuff about to go down...It's all in YOUR own words as for talking crap about you, yes 7MOS ago...
How do you say "Pwned" in espanol?  Cause #2 in the world, Spain just got it!  WOOT!!!
Srs ? For Michigan Friends
So... I just went to see my Mom again, and she's really having issues from the chemo she's on.  She's got blisters on her feet, knees, hands, and it hurts her like hell.  She's lost 75 pounds in the last year, and she looks like she's aged more than 10 years since she was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer in April '09.  She's gotten her oncologist's approval for medical marijuana, but has no clue how to go about getting ahold of it (the doc just said she had to find a licensed dispensary but didn't know where to find one).  Anyone have a clue for me?   Thanks
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A Little About Me...... Possible Book Chapters.
For years I have been told about how much I went through as a child. No I was never beaten. No I was never tortured. And no I was never Neglected. But I was put through a lot of situations that were not normal for a child! In fact any time I tell one or more of my stories I tend to have people tell me I should write a book. Seeing as I believe my mom did drugs while pregnant...... I have ADHD and can't just write a book, so I figure I will let you guys into my past and help me write parts of what would be my book here......... So here is a quick overview of my history and people involved.... I was born July 4th 1976 in Boston. My dad was late getting to the hospital by like 12 hrs and was probably gambling. I lived with my mom until the end of 2nd grade when both parents went to jail and mt grandparents took me in. My dad had lived with us off and on until second grade. In fact I believe my parents were married and divorced several times to each other. In 5th grade I was give th
My Idea Of Freedom, In Three Parts
1. Religious freedom:  Freedom to believe or not to believe without cohersion 2. Economic Freedom:  Freedom to deal with others in land, barter, money, and services without undue restrictions or regulations. 3. Political Freedom: The freedom to vote directly or through representatives and have my feelings known and respected, even if not acted upon.
Poetry Tree
Start it!
A Love Unspoken
     I often wonder what I did,    to deserve a friend like you,    someone who is special,    someone who is true.      It seems like I've known you,   for forever , yet it's been less   than a year, and a future without you   in my life is my greatest fear.     Before I met you my heart was empty,   with a hole no-one could fill,   but then you came along   and poured your love in,   and gave my heart some will.     What I'm trying to say is ,   I love you ! but I can't explain why,   and if falling for you is a risk,   it's a risk I'm willing to try.     But if a relationship   is not for you,   in time my heart will mend.   but the friendship we share   I cherish , and I pray it never ends.
Omg Lol Wtf
Ya not gonna believe this (*@&$@$(*&@$#*&^!!!!!  
I Have A Date Tomorrow...
With my mom... SHUP! She saw some polish buffet on one of those TV shows that highlight restaurant in the Chicago land area and wanted to go. She didnt get the address, or the name (way to go, mom) but she remembered the neighborhood its in, so I used my brain, for once, and googled it. Well, two different places popped up based on the same description of what I put in the search bar. They are a mile apart. So, once I get as far north as I need to be, should I go east to one place, or go west and go to the other? If it helps, one place is called the old warsaw inn, and the other is called the jolly inn any suggestions?
People Are Bored With My Smumms
Fuck them, who the fuck told you to read them!?
Cleaveage - The Side-effects
I love cleaveage, and so do you. If I had a pet angelfish, she'd love cleavage. My grandma probably loved cleaveage, and so probably does the squirrel right out side my window staring blankly at the light pole. Obama loves cleaveage, and even Ray Charles does, even though he can't see it. My computer loves cleaveage, my Fubar account loves cleaveage, my coffee, boots, guitar, yahoo messenger list, taskbar, broken partition, and all my bathroom acoutraments love cleaveage. Ok so you get the point. The subject is cleaveage. Why would anyone discuss cleaveage, you might ask... Well it's because it's a treasured and beautiful thing that women passively showcase and abuse. In my opinion, in my own mind, women use cleaveage to attract attention like catnip to kittens. Well, newsflash: It works, and that attention might not be the kind you expect. I think in some cases, it can attract undesirable attention, like stalkers, and effectively, rape. Not cool. I know. Not a cool subject. But it's
Chinese Proverb #367
There's a fly hovering about 12inches above a pond, and a fish is watching it, thinking to itself "you know, if that fly drops 6inches, I can jump up and have me a nice lil snack" There's an eagle watching the fish watching the fly, and the eagle is thinking to itself "If that fly drops 6inches, the fish can jump up at the fly and I can swoop in while the fish is distracted and eat the fish and have a nice lil snack" Now there's a bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly and its thinking to itself "If that fly drops 6inches the fish can jump up to eat the fly, the eagle should swoop in to eat the fish and I can grab the eagle and have me a snack" Now there's a hunter watching the bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly and the hunter is thinking "If that fly drops 6inches the fish will leap for the fly, the eagle will swoop down for the fish, the bear will grab at the eagle and while the bear is distracted, I can shoot it and have
I Love The Way You Lie
I don't care if you don't like the powerful I love it
(how To) Proper_mumming©
(How To) Proper MummingThis blog was created to be a Guide as well to explain and give better knowledge to both the MuMMing Community and anyone wishing to create a MuMM and not have it flagged for improper use (ie. Mumm Deletion / Mumm Suspension).This Guide will include what MuMM stands for, how it works to benefit the member, how to deal with inappropriate content and explain the different categories of the MuMMing process.MuMM_GuidelinesWhat is a MuMM?The word MuMM stands for (Make Up My Mind). It is comprised of a poll that can better help someone with a decision he/she cannot make by themselves. The member simply asks a community of members a question to see which answer would be best for that member to look forward to.What are the functions of a MuMM?MuMMs come in four different categories (Everyone, Friends, NSFW Everyone and NSFW Friends). How these functions work goes like this:An Everyone Mumm is commonly known as a Global Mumm being that its sent to every member on Fubar.A
I Must Look Like That Kind Of Girl
Earlier today I was searching google, looking for "How much it costs to get an associates in nursing" and Google decided that when I got to " a..." I wanted to know "How much it costs to get an abortion".   Nice, google.    I've noticed it gives me a LOT of odd suggestions...maybe I should stop searching for so much porn. anyway, abortions were so cheap I got two and now I'm addicted.  
Effin Epic Song From Uk (n-dubz) New Song Say Its Over(ithink I Like Sombody Else) Trust Me Its Epic So Is The Car In Video Comment It
For Those Of You
For those of you not on my facebook, check out my new kitteh!! His name is Colada! :)    
The Meeting Of Souls
The room smelled strongly, of worn leather, metal, and sex. It was lit with the glow of candles placed in such a manner as to give him ample lighting so that he may linger upon the faces of pleasure and pain assuredly to come later.    The Scarf so gingerly draped over the railing of the ancient oak canopy bed, a symbol of trust, lays innocently until it is called upon to guide his charge into the silken darkness. His fingers caress it in both anticipation and remembrance. Preparation and inspection of the thick restraints and equipment are in definite order to  be sure the flesh to be held in them will be able to remind her of this night for days to follow. Other surprises lay just within the shadowed corners of the room. But those will be brought to light after her darkness is secured  and total.The chime of the doorbell sends voltage through his body as he lights one last candle, to be placed by the bed to remind his trust that the only light in his life is her and that he would do
Fast Update
did ya know once a few people know things like this about you ... and you post a blog to inform them whats going on so you can go to bed and sleep you kind of have to keep posting blogs or you get the hell harrassed outta of you for not keeping peeps informed   I think I liked it better when you fuckers hated me   lmaooo   lots of pain still    wacked out appetite still   tired a lot still   YAY me   specialist app friday a week with the uroligist   love most of you ... * sticks out tongue *
Fair Game Lmao!!!!!
So My Ex-fu boyfriend did a no no!!!! He hit up my RL best friend on here for some naughties!! Many of you know who she is.....   12:08pm To singledad337: OMG like she wasnt gonna tell me that you asked to see her little whore!! you really arent the brightest crayon in the box are you? 12:17pmreplysingledad337: and i care why 12:17pmmoreTo singledad337: Ha! busted!! you like my new status? 12:18pmreplysingledad337: havent seen it 12:19pmmoreTo singledad337: I promise you will like 12:21pmreplysingledad337: lol u really think i care 12:22pmmoreTo singledad337: no I just wanted to share the uncontrolled laughter me and her are having 12:23pmreplysingledad337: if ud like me to be childiah i can gladly post stuff about u also 
Schrodinger's Cat, Revealed?
Yes, another science blog. This new article tells of an experiment where a tiny strip of metal, under controlled conditions and viewable to the naked eye, but unobserved by the naked eye, was put under both a static state and an excited state - at the same time! What does this mean? Let's talk about Schrodinger's cat. Schrodinger postulated that if you put a cat in a box with a poison capsule that would release at a random time and closed the box, then you can claim that until you open the box, the cat can be thought of as both dead and alive. Until the box is opened again, you cannot know the state of the cat. This is called superposition - basically, an unobservable state where an object can be two things at the same time. What science did. If their math is correct, this tiny strip of metal, unobserved, was put into a state of oscillation and non-oscillation at the same time. How do they know? Because of resultant data. If an object is in state A, then we will definitely get resul
The Protocol
If there is a person of the opposite sex on fubar you may be interested in: !. Talk, add as friend 2. Talk about general topics and life 3. Flirt, but keep it simple 4. Anything stronger, ask 5. Post this, dammit!
My Daughter And Her Journey.....kicking Leukemias Ass
First let me say i am not posting this because i want you to feel sorry for me...or her.  She is in remission and this ordeal will only make her a stroger person in the future.  If she can overcome this......nothing will stop her. I guess i am posting this because FUBAR seems to have alot of drama lately......people have forgotten what is really important in life. So seriously....quit feeling sorry for yourselves that you dont have that bling or this bling.....that that person bought this for someone and not you................   This slideshow design generated with Smilebox
Our Family Get To Know Us
Below is our family The founders of our family are: TFO Vicious @ fubar TFO CoDeKillEr the WHATEVER@ fubar     The Members are: TFO Sexy Sabrini @ fubar TFO hells shapeshifter@ fubar TFO ZIGZ @ fubar TFO Kayla Khaos @ fubar TFO Stompy The Nice English Guy@ fubar TFO WIKED GOTHIC BYTCH@ fubar TFO PM and DJ BM @ fubar
damn .... u invade my thoughts. ooooohhhh they were filthy, luscious, i could not get enough of. Thrusts were forceful and deeeeeeeppp. Makes me sooooo horny thinkin bout u, .In my thoughts, we were playing somethin real fun and dirty, me tying your hands on the bed rail, while ur laying there naked,i sit on top of u and kiss u in ur lips and mouth, each time u kiss back, i pull out and would kiss u again and i kiss u right on the neck , and then ear and as u groan.... i stop and i stand up, while i'm standing in front of u fully clothed,me facing towards u.with legs apart each foot just by ur waist imagine me taking off a hair tie , putting my hair down, shaking it off my face,then i turn around so so cant see my face, i turn facing ur feet and now all u could see is my back,im wearing a short sexy red dress and i bend over slowly as i take my stockings off, u could see a bit of my cheeks, u cant help but see how my bikini (not thong)is just perfectly hugging my tight ass as i bend to
Lol! More Shoutbox Fun!
LMMFAO!   When will the fun end?   6:18pm Mattisback: Hi gorgeous, luv u, Matt in VA 6:37pm Mattisback: Why do u torture me so just one chat, that is all i ask and that will b it and u will luv me forever, lol, Matt 6:37pm Ninja: how do you figure? 6:38pm Mattisback: How do I figure what, that u r so attractive, a fact ty 6:38pm Ninja: I'm ADD, and fickle, and if you can't hold my attention in a shoutbox, what makes you think you could amuse me otherwise? 6:39pm Mattisback: U might b surprised, how do i know u would hold my attention, works both ways 6:40pm Mattisback: I don't know anything about u but u seem interesting and a person to challenge and find out more about its not that complicated is it 6:41pm Mattisback: lost u already lol 6:41pm Ninja: you know nothing about me but you insist on telling me you love me daily 6:42pm Ninja: that's creepy 6:42pm Mattisback: giv
Friday The 13th.
Just watched it with the kiddo.  Still make ya Jump Jump!     Friday the 13th'll make ya... Jump Jump!   Kriss Kross'll make ya... Jump Jump!!!  
Friends To Rate
ChronicTheHemphog ChronicTheHemphog@ fubar evillilfuk evillilfuk@ fubar   Blue Rose Blue Rose@ fubar Moonlight Loverboy Moonlight Loverboy@ fubar SunshineRoss SunshineRoss@ fubar ToughCat ToughCat@ fubar Alyssa Johnny Girlfriend Alyssa Johnny Girlfriend
Where Are All...
Where are all the Children of Israel?   No  Jewish kids pride?
More Embarrassment
Since I'm on this kick, I thought I'd throw out some common embarrassments:   Walking into walls - sober. Going through the house at night in the dark only to discover someone closed a door. Waving back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you. Saying hello to someone just as you realize they aren't who you thought they were. When someone next to you starts talking and you didn't hear them so you ask, "What?" or, even worse, partake in the conversation only to discover they are on their blue-tooth ear-piece. When your shoelaces are untied and you trip on them in Wal-mart. When the employees catch you playing in the toy section (at age 30). "Can I help you?" You play it off with, "Nah, I'm just lookin'." Wet farts. Coming back from the bathroom into the dark theater and mistakenly sitting down next to a stranger. Especially if you start eating their popcorn or drinking their soda. Forgetting where you parked. Then finding your car and your keys don't work because it's the
Cut Deep
    Without her he is lost nothing is important anymore. He can find no purpose, he is not himself. When the razor cuts he feels no pain, he just thinks of her, and lets the blood run down his fingertips. His world has revolved around the thought of her, the words she writes, the messages she leaves. But then it stops he hears nothing for days, then weeks he has become nothing more than a shell going from day to day on a sort of auto pilot. Never looking up at the people around him, never talking unless spoken too. His friends forget him, he no longer leaves his home except work. One day he thinks he sees her while working, but when he gets closer he realizes that it is not her, it never will be. She has moved on and has started a new life, with someone who was worthy. Someone who has caught her eye, and heart. Now he sits at his desk, cutting himself waiting for the message that may never come. Waiting for the love he lost, the love he has thrown away. Feeling nothing but hatred for h
For Mr. Adorable
Blogging for Mr. Adorable cuz his status seemed a bit whiny. :-P   Good morning, Mr. Adorable! Is this everything you hoped it would be? :)
As you all know by now, im a jobless bum lol collecting unemployment, just cuz im too lazy to find a job...anyways (eye roll) I am requesting your halp. Since im not loaded with cash right now. I want to gets fumarried and I am a little short...well a lottle short. 70 credits is what i need to get fumarried so since its double points day, send me some bling credits please. anything, 5, 10, or a bling pack if you feel generous.  THANK YOU     AS YOU WERE and thanx to IcON for the boomerang ans also, KT is running a famp and boomerang so hit em.. and thanx To Slave Princess for altruizing me.. I am hopefully gonna level today, started with 14.5 million to go and now its something like 12.. so rate stuff and do me good :)   ps... i have the greatest friends on fu??? :P
Should I put on a contest for the most inventive status?
The Sociopath - How Many Are On Fu?
Profile of the Sociopath Glibness and Superficial Charm  Manipulative and Conning They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.  Grandiose Sense of Self Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."  Pathological Lying Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.  Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always
Thank You/please Help!!
Yesterday, my ebil fubar wommiz Misfit, and Vixen, were very nice and turned me into a super hoar!!!!!!! Mistittys gave me all her points and Vixen gave me a boomerang.........both out of the blue, so it was kinda sweet.. yeah i didnt just say that, but thank you and thank you to bounty and misfit who kept pimping me out and to scarabus who keeps my buzz up and to witchie, who shows me her boobs to keep me awake   and thanks to everyone who hit my profile yesterday, and helped me level after like i dunno a year or more lol   and i have a plea!! Friday is my best friends birthday on here..........and she has been going through a really bad time. and i wanna kinda do something cool for her, and i want to do my spotlight on that day.. i dont have even close to enough fu monies.   please help?? i will include everyone in it, and i dunno.........ill figure out something cool to do for a thank you? NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! make me your bitch and sell me for fu monies!!!!
The Seven Things I Hate About Miley Cyrus
1. Miley Cyrus is living proof that Billy Ray had sex with a woman. Now, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it was consensual at least but I can't confirm that. Anyway, some skanky slut that adored his tight ass and sassy mullet let him finish inside her and thus is the trainwreck that will go down in history as Miley Cyrus. Either that or he had an achy-breaky condom. 2. Secondly, the whole "dual personality" thing is bullshit. Billy Ray, could you be any more desperate to exploit your daughter for your own good? No. Because creating a third personality would be outlandish. 3. That leads us to Hannah Montana. The name. The show. The look. Three things that make me nauseous. Seriously, who thought of that shit? Nickelodeon? I sincerely hope not. Just say Hannah Montana like five times fast and see how pissed off you are when you're done. Please feel free to let me know how that goes.4. Well, this topic should technically be classified under the third thing I hate
What The Deuce?
Ok...So I just have to wonder....why in the hell a picture of my legs in legwarmers is marked NSFW..and a few minutes ago I saw a profile pic on a blast & the chick was half dressed. LITERALLY. I thinks it a totally cute picture...I mean id like to use one of mine like that. But WTF? My kneecaps? Im getting sick of this shit.
My Jet Pack...
So... The NFL season started the other day, on September 9th. To celebrate the return of football, the fine folks at the company I work for held a drawing in the cafeteria. If you spent $5 or more, you got a ticket to put in for a drawing. They were giving away some nice Giants and Jets schwag. On September 8th, I bought my lunch, filled out the ticket with my name and phone number, and forgot all about it.   When I came home from work on Monday night, my son was excited. He tells me that someone from work called, and said that I won a jet pack! What was actually said was that I had won a Jets hat. He was a little disappointed when I came home Tuesday with this: I too, was just a little disappointed that I couldn't come flying home, beating out all the traffic by soaring over them, but it is a pretty nice hat. :)
Anyone know anyone selling bling for fubucks? I have a boomerang and would like to run it with a famp so my lovely friends can benefit too =) Just send them my way!
The Chronicles Of Kindness
I think all will agree that Fu has become sort of a realm of negativity and purging in late years. Folks are more often posting blogs highlighting some interaction of someone that offended them or someone they just want to ridicule for sport. I thought I'd break it up a bit and start a thread to kind of catalog good things that happen, that often go unnoticed. A recognition of humanity. Now Im not talking about someone buying a fu-gift and flaunting it as some symbol of unity, whether they even talk or not. I mean real, random, selfless acts of compassion, acceptance, acknowledgement or even just the endangered ideal of politeness. I'll start off with the other day.... The Sentry Mart around the corner, my often stop for this and that. As you would guess owned by an indian fellow and his family. While back they added a lil deli section, and I encouraged them to add some carolina bbq to thier menu, as they werent familiar with local quisine interests. They found a good source and
If someone tried to harm you, and the other person didn't have a gun, what kind of weapon would you use,  A. Something you can play baseball with  B. A big hulking knife?
9:09am reply V3NOMOUS: your primary is disgraceful   cancel Chat 9:18am more To V3NOMOUS: *shrug* don't look/block it   cancel Chat 9:19am reply V3NOMOUS: I dont kno how u feel good about that pic   cancel Chat 9:20am more To V3NOMOUS: Like I said... don't look or block it. I don't know why you care and btw it's a cigarette not a joint.
The Difficulty Of Relationships For People Over 40...
We start out early in life with hope, dreams, positive attitude, belief in possibilities, and it seems in no time our hopes are shattered to bits as our hearts are slashed to bits by time and circumstance and broken promises.   Then we try to move on. To start again. To believe someone else will treat us better.   Then that, too, turns sour in time...   Then, after deciding there is no hope, we sometimes find ourselves wanting it to work out with someone we have met.   We understand they are a bit cynical because of what they have been through with others. We forgive their lack of trust, since they have been betrayed so cruelly. And we expect the same of them.   Later in life relationships are not easy. But, when they are good, they are so very good.  It seems it is worth  the struggle when it is good. Nothing is easy. Nothing is really 'fair'.     You just can't give up all hope, right?  You have to keep trying, right?     I see the hope in the pairing off of couples her
Should You Eat, Pray Or Love?
You Should Eat It's likely that you've been going through a hard time, and you need to rest and refuel. You could do with some nourishment, and not just the caloric kind. It's time to take care of yourself. You find happiness when you put your own needs first. You deserve the best, and you should be pampered more. Relax, indulge, and allow yourself to feel totally full. You've earned it. Should You Eat, Pray, or Love? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds
Freedom .....??? ( Lefty) ..
This Photo Speaks for Itself ............
How To: Tell White Lies Online
I thought this was funny. I found this on Mashables HOW TO: Tell White Lies Online We’re all big fat liars. Most of us spit out one or two intentional deceptions a day, and in a week we BS about 30% of those with whom we talk one-on-one, according to old but seminal research from the University of Virginia. Here’s the rub: Those stats are from 1996, back when, beyond some basic e-mailing and AOL chat room chatter, the majority of our interactions happened in real life. If you didn’t feel like going on date #2 with that nice but boring dude who couldn’t stop talking about his ficuses, or would in reality rather stick your pinkie in a meat grinder than attend your roommate’s French horn recital, all you needed was a quick one-time fib and you were in the clear. Nowadays, you whip up a fabrication about your head cold and within hours you’ve been tagged in three Facebook () pictures gulping from a beer bong. Consequently, you co
Journey Home
Just a few powerpoints that I'd like to hit before I start the adventure back home...   I am alive and well. If I should disappear now check at the airport in Detroit.   Pete smells nice.   Jesus still likes shot.   Dunkin' Donuts for breakfast.   I got a call this morning from my mom telling me that our dog Libby passed away in the middle of the night. I get to fly home to a very somber environment....and I get to tell my 8 year old son that his dog is gone....its almost like a punishment for going away.
Boobs And More
Gallo needs your help... He wants to level before he goes hunting this weekend... 370K to go... also needs pimp outs and buzzkills... torture....ehhh...i mean help him out...
Salute Tips For The People Who Seem To Need More Tips
*FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG*   Why is a salute important? I could write a novel but I will be blunt....This is the internet and people lie about who they say they are. I have been fooled many times and so have you. It fucking sucks when you find out the person you thought was cool and real is a fraud. Early on we developed the salute process for this reason.'s goofy to take a photo of yourself with a piece of paper....BUT this is fubar.(and this is what makes fubar unique..dolly) On fubar your salute is your ID. The more CLEAR and SIMPLE you make your salute photo the higher the probability of it being accepted. Bogus salutes slip by us daily. I have seen some go unoticed for 2 years and then judgement day comes. Someone calls out the salute and the birds flock to check it out. There are dozens of forensic salute specialists on this site. If three of them call bullshit, we will unnaprove and request a new salute.I do not care how long you have had the salute up. If we
So Last Night, I Had This Stupid Idea
I took this screen name as a joke, because the Large Hadron Collider at CERN sounds like it's some kind of porn film starring the Higgs Boson. So here I am a few years later thinking that what if Higgs Boson were a super hero? The so-called "god particle", the theoretical fundamental building block of all matter in the known universe. What traits would a super hero with that name take on? I asked myself, in reverse of most super heroes who name themselves once their powers are discovered. If this were a comic book character, Higgs Boson would be super-dense, and have the biggest ego in the universe. As far as he's concerned, he may as well be God, because the real one hasn't shown up yet. These would be his only super powers. Neither of them being any true benefit, his winning out through sheer force of will and averting danger via bumbling, yet good natured stupidity (and a whole lot of luck, much to the annoyance of foe and friend alike!) Anyone know how to draw? I'll marry you as
Badly =(
I thought earlier that this surgery went well. I am in so much fucking pain I cant stand it. I think besides the two holes under the knee I think he punched a hole in the side to relieve pressure. I can not even get up on my own, I have had Ken help me with everything. I am so fucking thankful that he is here or I would probably end up in the emergency room.  I am hurting, not really into being on the computer but I had to get up to try and eat some peaches just to have something in my stomach. 
Veterans Day
  As Veteran's Day is upon us once more, a day set aside to celebrate the men and women of the Armed Forces. I would like to tell you about a wonderful Veteran I know and Love. My Step-Dad Mike who was always more like a father to me then my own dad.   I met Mike when I was 9 years old for all intents and purposes I hated Mike. He was set to ruin my life I thought. He was after all, after my Mother!!! Through time and understanding on his part he became a very important part of my life. Mike served from 18 -25 in Vietnam. In that time he was also a POW. I remember having to wake him up with broomsticks because the nightmares were so severe for him. He used to drink to much he was never mean to us but he would cry and be devastated about the things he saw and did in Vietnam. It was kill or be killed. They were a bunch of young men sent out into a jungle they were completely unfamiliar with, no amount of training could prepare you for fighting an unseen enemy. Mike was captured in 1968
Has anyone on fubar EVER experienced total happIness? A. Yup B. Nope C. Happy?  My tokhes!
I have just returned home from the hospital, I was in a little over 24 hours. Diagnosis..... I had a stroke. Health wise I am fine, the Doc says I'll still be around to give people a hard time but some things in my life have to change....   So in that note....   If you want a lounge coded, I'm sorry but at this time I am unable to help you... I must reduce the stress in my life... If you thrive on Drama... Take it elsewhere.. I'm not interested never have been and never will be. Too bad but your drama crap has no bearing on me.  
Eval Haha
Well October marks the end of FY10, and with that comes time for performance evaluations in my profession. My QAM gave me a great review, to which put me in for a raise. My score being 3.2 out of 4. But what are accolades without a lil digg thrown in, right? So the following is the category that kept me from getting a perfect score. I thought you guys might get a good laugh. Here is the excerpt, verbatum.... *Communications: Ability to demonstrate effective communication (verbal and written) with coworkers and clients.* : 2 "I feel this may be his biggest weakness. He is a very intellectual individual, who sometimes tends to be wordy in his replies to people, which in turn sometimes leaves a person wondering what he just said."   lol, could be worse right? I'll take that.  
This Is How It's Going To Be
The last 9 weeks or so I have had an issue with my Army pay so am not able to buy as much bling as I used to. I am seeing now that with some it was all about the bling and what I "owe" them. Well i have a simple solution for that. I will NOT sell anymore bling to those that are NOT Family!!! I don't really give a flying fuck if you are green or wanna be green. I dont care how popular you are on here. Wake up its a community computer site and if you are so worried about the "Highschool" popularity thing then you need to do 1 of 2 things: either get a fucking life OR seek psychlogical help! Step back and look in the mirror and see what you are becomming. If you still dont see a problem then I have the number of a Nationwide service that provides help for people who have lost touch with reality!!! I have fun here and like to level too, There are times when I have asked for things , but I pay back usually 2 or 3 times over. I love on my Family and they are 1st and formost to me. Money isnt
Up Waaay Too Late, With Chewmaja
maji: wuchu doin?maji: me nosyprinny: playing online poker, watching football, and looking in at fubar for no apparent reason.prinny: you?maji:lookin in at fubar, yawning, and making chebacca noises when I exhale.prinny: hahaha you so liemaji: I so do not. Check your phoneprinny: OMGlmao!! Ive played it 5 times areadymaji: 10 bucks says your trying to do it right nowprinny: HAHAHA!!!.......maybe :@   (Player is in comments, as fubar stills lacks the ability to create a blog editor that does not shred html code.) :/
The I/t Guy Checklist
Well I got to do three things off the I/T guy checklist for working lots of hours: Stay so late you see wildlife when you go out to smoke Work through  three shifts of security guards Be working when they shut the lights off in your building I still have the "See a sunrise at work" to hit, but I'll save that for another day.  On the bonus side, one of the servers went down just after midnight, so it sent out an e-mail, and I responded to it right away, so my boss knew I was there, and I didn't have to point it out.  It's a subtle nod to me saying "look at me hard at work, on a holiday no less!"
I wanted to take some pics and normally I do it with my phone and upload via USB, but ever since my brother switched my laptop from Vista to Windows 7 IT DOESN'T WORK!!! And I can't even upload it via email cos I take a pic and then it won't let me send as email cos the size is wrong or something stupid. So I try my ACTUAL camera, CAN'T FIND THE BLOODY USB CABLES!!! I found THREE USB cables for my old camera but none for the one I use (rarely). AND I tried to use my webcam but that effer isn't working either. I just spent the last half hour frantically trying to find some sort of Media that will work and NOTHING. ZOMG I'm so stressed out. Ugh I might just have to go to the pub cos I can't let this look go to waste. (I'm having a good face day).
I haz qweschun. As some of you know, I am working a contract job at GM.  I'm currently located in their Warren technical center, which is 45 miles from my home.  With traffic in the afternoons, the normal commute is 1-1.5 hours, and it's been as bad as 3 when the snow flies.  However, I enjoy the work there, I like my coworkers, and my boss is pretty laid back and reasonable. This summer, I was asked to help out part time at the Milford Proving Grounds, which is 15 miles from home.  It takes 20 minutes tops to get there, and there are several alternate routes to avoid traffic on the highway if necessary.  The work I've been doing there has been boring technician level work that's messy.  The boss is type A^2 and micromanages everyone.  However, I was just told that they finally have approval to hire 3 new contract people there. I doubt my current boss will tell me of the opening, because he wants to keep me in his group.  Which is nice, and bodes well for my chances of becoming perm
I Owe You
i owe you my laughters... i do i owe you my tears ... i do  i owe you my heart...... take a look at my heart , none of this would be if you did not exist  forget the heart that go crazy about such beautiful eyes who would not love you , god help me from your heart deceptive , your heart is deceptive................  i owe you my heartbeat and were if not from feelings  what else would be left................ p.s ; to a dear friend of mine .  
[worst Idea Ever?]
      I know that's... probably not going to show up. Anyway I was perusing youtube videos and this thing popped up "super sneaky way to drink a beer" ... okay so it involves special tools, 2 cans and quite a bit of extra labor. I had a slightly SLIGHTLY better idea that takes about 1/20th the time Step one- empty a can of coke. Step two- get a funnel, (or make one from a paper plate) and insert it into the mouth of the now empty coke can Step three- pour beer (or any other kind of consumable liquid) down the funnel into the can. Step four- Drink the beer.   OR! Step one- open a can of beer Step two- drink the beer! YOU WIN!!!
Fu-owned Auction 15 "the Nightmare Before Winter" Now Taking Entries !
 I had this message waiting for me on another website and I thought I'd share because this guy should definitely become a poet:     If I was to fuck your pussy and shithole would you let me babe?
On Sunday December 12, 2010 I recieved a call at work from my mother.. "your father is going to the Hospital, he's having a heart attack. can you come home?" well of course i told my boss and such and went straight home. We went to the hospital and since sunday this is what happened. the doctors ran some tests (SOP) EKG, cat scan on sunday and had no answers. but dad did have another episode after the cat scan... Monday morning at 0530 dad had another episode. monday afternoon (late) he under went a Heart Catheterization. (lil history on dad - in 1974 he had a heart attack. in 1994 underwent a quadruple by-pass) 2 arteries were 100% blocked. 1 was only 99% blocked, the other was ok. doctors are going to attempt to open the (native artery) first.. if that doesnt work, then the by-pass artery in a second attempt. if that doesnt work they will use another artery for a complete by-pass operation.. the good thing is he didnt have a heart attack on sunday. heart muscle was good. all
Sing With Me!
WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH ROLLS AROUND   You can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch As the end of the month rolls around So it's Hi Hi Hee in the Kotex factory Shout out your sizes loud and clear ... Small ... medium ... large ... We've got rags to fit a barge When the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT! As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing As the end of the m
If At First You Don't Succeed, Tron, Tron Again...
I went out for my steak last night.  Dinner was very good, and Outback was doing a deal where if you bought 100 in gift cards you got $20 bonus card.  I had wanted to get a gift card for my mom anyway, so I did the deal, so it looks like I'll be going for another dinner in the future. I got over to the theater at 9:00 for the 10:00 show, and it was sold out.  The next available showing was 10:50 in 3d but not IMAX.  (They said they had a non 3-D, non Imax show earlier, but I cut the girl off right there)   So I figured, well I want it in IMAX and 3D, this is my birthday present to myself, and I am not going to take anything less than what I want.  My new plan; go to Blockbuster, rent the first movie, and get myself up for the new one.  Blockbuster didn't have a copy, they checked the computer, and none of the stores around had many copies, or if they did, they were out of stock.  By this time the snow was coming down, but what the hell.  I went to Best Buy, I'll buy the freakin' thin
May I Borrow Your Cock?
I promise to give it back as soon as we’re tired of it. (No, really. I will.)So, I have a chicken problem: the girls are bored. This boredom is caused by a number of factors. One, the coop is small. Two, it’s very cold outside, and even if the girls were insane and wanted to play outside when the temperature hovers around 0 degrees fahrenheit, I probably wouldn’t let them for fear that their weird little bird-feet would freeze in the snow. Three, I have provided the girls with a sizable library consisting of unwanted books, some of which are old romance novels I found upstairs in my home and most of which are books I found in the barn, books about the Seventh Day Adventist faith, which is, as far as I’ve read, mostly about fearing the pope and believing that all other religions are wacko (which is not unlike my own faith, except I apply the descriptor wacko pretty indiscriminately), and although the books are clearly within reach of the girls
Why I Have Not Been On Lately
Hello all thought I would give you a heads up on what is going on in my life right now!!! I was assaulted by my boyfriend and had to leave home fast and get myself a apartment to stay safe in!!!!  Then stupid me was drowning my sorrows in booze and got picked up for a i need to get my life straightened out right now b4 the fu!!!!  I so miss all of you and much love to you all  and hopefully i will be back soon and on my feet and be a much stronger person w/all of this!!!!
2011* How I Lost 100 Pounds, Interview With Ifpa Nicole Gray, & A Special Weight Loss Contest To Help Keep You Motivated!
It is a brand new year. For some it is an opportunity to start fresh, make changes, and work on improving oneself. This new year gives me hope. Though it is merely a date, it is still an opportunity. I want everyone to be able to accomplish what they want. So many men and women I know and talk to every day have the same problem: their weight. It is not solely about looking better, but more so about how you feel and improving your health. On all of my previous blogs about my weight struggle and journey I give tips and motivation to assist with your own weight loss journey. After you read this blog entry please take a few minutes over the course of the next few months to look back over blog entries. This will help keep you motivated and keep information refreshed into your mind. This entry is dedicated to anyone who wants to lose weight and improve their health. I am going to give specifics on how I lost weight and got myself 100 times healthier. I hope by d
This Man
this man, sitting across the smoky bar was the sexiest man she has ever seen in his hand a shot glass of whiskey long black hair cascading down his masculine tattooed shoulder muscles bulging from under his thin black silk shirt jeans painted on sculpted thighs she could barely believe her eyes this may well be the man of her dreams this man, the sexiest man she's ever seen some lame country song playing on the radio as she made her way past the bar stool where he was sitting heels clicking on the floor as she walked by she just had to get a closer look at this man, would he notice her would he feel her eyes penetrating his cool exterior would he hear her heart beating
Come In.. I've Been Waiting For You.
I brush my hands over my plaid skirt.. as I walk up and knock on the door.. As I look down to my little ankle socks and tennis shoes.. I hear.. him answer.. Yes? I don't answer.. i just look up again.. and run my fingers thru my hair.. I did it this time.. I knew I was in for it... and suddenly the door opens... Come in he says.. I've been waiting for you... I walk in.. I can feel his cold gaze on my back as I sit in one of the chairs in front of his desk.. I watch as he walks around his desk into his large overstuffed leather chair..  He doesn't say a word.. just thumbs thru the file on his desk.. I figure I have to say something... plead my case... please Sir... I can explain... it didn't happen like you heard it.. They ganged up on me... I was just trying to defend myself... All of the other girls don't like me much here... he just held up his hand.. signaling for me to be quiet.. I stopped talking.. feeling the tears start in my eyes... he looks up at me.. and pushes the tissue bo
10" Sb Convo
  HeyB: so would you care to shed some light on that 10 inches you were served?ha ha 4:51pm more To HeyB: lmao... it just fell from the sky it did! 4:51pm reply HeyB: and landed? 4:53pm more To HeyB: for sure! 4:54pm reply HeyB: no no ha ha where did it land? 4:54pm more To HeyB: all ovah the place 4:55pm reply HeyB: o come on it was only 10 inches 4:55pm more To HeyB: yeah.. it went down alittle prolly about 7 now 4:56pm reply HeyB: so it was 10 now its 7 4:59pm more To HeyB: yeah & weird it really got harder! 5:00pm re
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[mmm... That's A Good Mood]
Sshhhhshhhdon'truinthis moment.I am in a good mood.I saw Tron 2.0 it was badass.My parents got me one of my top 5 gundam kits.And I just made a new association web for that novel I've started 6 times.I am in a good mood.Rare, I know.But I woke up (because my dog kept shuffling about, and realized I wasn't quite tired any more, and was also thinking about...stuff.Stuff that I wanted to write down.I love that feeling.Can't help but think it has something to do with the braincandy movie I just saw.Ohand Daft Punk made that movie.Its not every day I'm so god damn aware of the background music.Probably not since fucking Fantasia.And it was awesome.Next time though let's take out some of those obligatory 3D shots and spend a bit more time on character.Even supporting ones.Right-o though, Tron has always been about Image.Spectacle.IDEA.... who the fuck cares if a few thousand corrupt or inefficient programs are deleted in the process?Man... thatwas an idea.One of those BIG ideas.The kind I lo
Guess What She Is Doing?
    Yesterday, while driving to get the kids from school, I heard a commercial come on The Michael Baisden Show. It was a commercial about a company that works for Disney that finds child talent for TV shows, commercials, movies, and appearances on The Disney Channel. I figured since my daughter has my artistic side (singing, dancing, acting, etc.) that she would like this. So I called the 800 number and what do you know? I got her an audition!!! I will be taking her on Saturday. Her audition is at noon. The lady on the phone said they are looking for child talent for a TV commercial, so that is what she will be auditioning for. Wish her luck!!! We are both very excited and I know my little lady will do very well!       P.S. I already researched the company. They are BBB accredited and it is not a scam. I know someone will come in here and say be careful. Just know that I already thought about it before you did :P  
Shoo.. man I'm tired.Well, I could built jet arrays (scared to) or I could replay some of my old gamesI mean- sure, I like this site, and I like you people- but anything more than 8 hours is kinda ridiculous....actually anything more than 1 hour aside from a long piece of creative writing is ridiculous XDAnyway, I've got quite a few to choose from, I could try hooking up my old nintendo and try going through my old Megamans (1-3). I could always hack a copy of Powered up for my PSP or the whole collection on rom, but I don't have a USB controller for my PC.There's also these Squaresoft PS1 classics to considerFront Mission 3 (Giant robot turnbased strategy game!) While the idea of playing FM3 appeals to me- actually playing it probably won't.See- I love this game, I've played through it several times.And even if you skip EVERY cut scene and ALL diologue it takes > 30 hours to complete.I've played it backwards and forwards, and ... if I owned it on my PSP I'd probably just play it when
8:16pmrelentless1:So are you dominant?thats something i don't know that u do.. could be hot8:17pmKloverlynn: you asked if I am dominate in bed..well the answer isno..I like MEN..take charge strong men..and if i can dominate him..that makes him a bitch..and I dont wanna fuck a bitch8:18pmrelentless1: haha that has never happened to me so i wouldn't know, i am out to dominate myself8:19pmKloverlynn: imma have to call bullshit on that lol a dominant man? Would never asif I wpuld dominate himin bed. I know BDSM well love and trust me when I say that is fact8:20pmrelentless1: oh yes they would, so you are saying that people never want to try out different things?8:20pmrelentless1: i don't like monotany8:21pmKloverlynn: I am saying a dominant man would never wanna be dominated..considering you have already told me you dont know much about that lifestyle...I do..and a Dom is not gonna wanna be punked by a bitch..true story8:22pmrelentless1: i will call bullshit on that, who doesn't want the o
Another Hero? (repost Of Part 3)
The plan was quite simple.Send one deligate to the front gate, unannounced, unplanned, and declare victory.Robert, tiny, tan, spindly Robert, new to the boot-outs, and only a little damp behind the ears stood before a full honor guard of white chargers and very shiny armor that glittered in the morning light. The captain had to give his army some credit, at least they knew to attack with the sun at their back.The regular army disregarded Robert, this one straggler as a potential deserter or turncoat, only lobbing a few casually insulted missiles and insults at him.Robert stammered, introducing himself to the assembled enemy knight-captains."My master has a message..." he stuttered and fidgeted with his cap, trying not to look directly at all the spikes, muscle, and stamping horses. He only stood barely over a man's elbow, but what he lacked in stature he made up for in...actually no one was quite sure what Robert was good for yet. He had only just arrived in the band a few
Down The Rabbit Hole
So at my weekly therapy session and saw the psychiatrist to discuss my current meds and talked about penguins for 45 minutes. (This man is a literal genius but has NOOOOOOOOOOO interpersonal skills what so ever.) Any who, he left me on 120mg of Cymbalta but added 5mg of Valium twice a day. Now I normally have a very high tolerance when it comes to narcotics but this stuff is kicking my ass. I haven't been able to drive for a week because I almost totaled the truck because I was seeing 2 cars in the on coming lane. On to some better news though, I have been trying for almost 2 years to get on disability due to my severe mirgainrs and depression/anxiety. I got my letter yesterday stating my hearing is in April. So hopefully things will go my way because lord knows we could use the extra cash, and I only plan to spend a small amount on strippers and blow. Just kidding.........maybe ;)   P.S. I honestly, truely love some of you. You make me smile and pull me outta my depression funk a
Again? Seriously?
from: bearkc Germany subject: bearkc sent you a Milkshake for Two received: 02/5/2011 11:53 pm replied: no   block this member "Good Morning from Germany,Wow, do you know this the month for Love & Romance, the month of February? Love is in the air, everyone showing love, we loving life & when we are loved, we can send love back to the one close to us. There no need to complain or have hater . Love is here on the 14 of February and it always been an sacred feeling to expressed to another human being, but in this era, it is said everything is possible. I “Love You or “Showing Love” a day to express your love and to celebrate the spirit of love. I was told by a friend - Thank you Wendell for you nice long message on love. I am actually in love with someone I can't talk to or be with. Love can be wonderful and very hurtful as well. My question is why love is so hurtful. You might not believe this, but I love being here on Fubar. It
Stolen From Crazy Lips
Use the 1st letter OF YOUR LAST NAME to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things, nothing made up.   Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl question. ONE WORD ANSWERS ONLY! Have Fun!! 1.   What is your last name?     W 2.   Flower:..............................  Wormwood 3.   Boys name ......................  Walter 4.     A Girls name:.................     Wendy 5.   An occupation;..................  Welder 6.   Something you wear:.......... Windbreaker 7.   Something you eat.............. Watermelon 8      Place
See Ya Laterz!
So after a bit of a sickness that kicked my ass, and an ass fuck of plans i got going on, im going to be MIA for a week or more likely two.   I got shit that needs taken care of in r/l, starting my boutique, little road trip to get some of my shit, and just life.   love you all....if you wanna get me, try fb or my cell if you dont have my cell..........shout me tonight, i might give it to you, i might not.   xoxoxo see you on the other side   sarah
Today Turned Out Ok...i Guess
I really dont Like Valentines Day all that much...but its turned out to be a better day than i originally expected..... rate my profile....thanks Hope everyones day is just as good as mine...
Dual Dueling Headlines. Feb 17, 2011
S.I. swimsuit cover a "dream come true" for model Giada shows great ways to dress up your taters   from the style section of one on top of the other just like here.   Irina shows great ways to dress down your taters... sometimes the humor is in the juxtaposition.
Keeping The Light (part 2.5 Holding The Light)
"Any means necessary.""What exactly does that mean?" The brass fitted pipe tucked neatly between the swordsman's teeth wobbled a bit as he spoke, perfumed smoke wisped away in tiny trails."Women- children- anyone- they're fanatics, even if they're not believers, they'll die for him without hesitation for fear of having their families burnt for their lack of effort"The pipe tip clicked solemnly as he pondered this statement."Every last person you meet, the closer you get to Dyroneus, the more you should assume they are armed and ready to die.""And you think I can pull this off?""No. Swing until your sword is dull or broken. Or retire and start a farm, far, far away from here" "Sam, I trust you, and I trust you know my reputation, did they request me specifically, or this just a desperate general plea for some righteous assassin?""Judging by the amount of gold and steel offered, I'd say a bit of both, but... anyone that -knows- to ask for you by name,""I've already killed them... so they
[exploding Kitchen- Again Because Fubar Eats Blogs]
[Exploding kitchen]  (edit | delete) (proof that it was there but that Fubar regularly fucks up blog posts) Thar be donuts.Nuts of dough.Oliebollen. What most americans would call "fritters".So, I thought to myself one day "man, I sure could go for some cake donuts" but there's always that chancethat awful chance that they're day old, factory SHITor some promo cake donut for some season >>and I wanted-plain- as in vanilla.So I get online, knowing I had all the ingredients but not the knowledge of proportionshere's how I work1.5 cups water (some people say milk... meh)1.5 sugar (white granulated)2 flour (all purpose is fine, though I'm curious about using low protein and cake)1 tablespoon of baking powdersalt (like... a teaspoon)1 egg.Flavorant!!! (I just used a tablespoon of vanilla coffee creamer... srsly)Now, online the general cake donut recipe has nutmegcinnamonpowdered sugar... FAH! *flips over table*Vanilla!Stop fucking that up! That is
  FEELSGOOD'S  AUCTION HOUSE PRESENTS: THE 2013 CHRISTMAS AUCTIONNOW ACCEPTING AUCTION ENTRIES     Start Date: 12/9/13 End Date: 12/31/13 @ Noon Fu Time(Entries may choose to accept any bid and end their auction at anytime.)     HOW TO ENTERFupal me Three (3) Credits with a list of offers & link to the picture you would like to use for the auction.  I'll do the rest! It's that easy!!     RULES#1) NO DRAMA!#2) HAVE FUN!     WARNINGIf you choose to cause drama, you won't be blocked, but will be banned from bidding and/or participati
Ok ... It's Early And I'm Bored Ppl
You Are Ambitious You have your eye on the prize, and knowing you, it's probably a different prize every week. You have a laser focus when it comes to achieving your goals, and you stay on task. More than being a hard worker, you are a smart worker. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You don't just climb up the ladder - you skip steps. You break every rule that you can. What's True About You? Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything
I'm Back...
It was nice to be away for a minute but now I think my little fucation is over... Soooo with that being said I know I have alot of catch up on and all that... Thank you everyone for the support and well wishes & those who kept in contact... I have alot to catch up on I see apparently.. And of course, alot of stupid to address on alot of levels it looks like...rofl... See ya'll floatin around fu!..... Have a great weekend. Peace.
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 3
Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder) Day 03 – A song that makes you happy ♥ ♥ ♥ this song and this video. Day 04 – A song that makes you sadDay 05 – A song that reminds you of someoneDay 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhereDay 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain eventDay 08 – A song that you know all the words toDay 09 – A song that you can dance toDay 10 – A song that makes you fall asleepDay 11 – A song from your favorite bandDay 12 – A song from a band you hateDay 13 – A song that is a guilty pleasureDay 14 – A song that no one would expect you to loveDay 15 – A song that describes you Day 16 – A song that you used to love but now hateDay 17 – A song that you hear often on the radioDay 18 – A
I just seen the most horrific thing I have ever seen in my life! I was outside waiting for the cab to go to physical therapy and seen my neighbor get into this car in the parking lot. About the same time a guy in his mid 20's was riding his bike up the street, jumped off his bike and ran up to my alley where the car was at the time, he was banging on the passengers door to get the fuck out of the car, get the fuck out. When all of a sudden I heard the car squeel its tires and take off. The guy was holding the passengers side of the door around the alley and into the street. The car was going approximately 30mph when the guy rolled up onto the hood and landed face down in the street. The car then took off went a block down and turned the corner. I called 911, ambulance, firetrucks and lots of cops later they took the injured guy off in an ambulance, the cops were measuring the blood spatter in the street, it was horrific!!! After the cops took off I seen the neighbor guy come home, fuck
[the Suck Has Just Begun]
*scratches his neck*Sanjuro (the character behind Yojimbo and Sanjuro) is a grimey dude. Badass itchy samurai mongrel.When I shave my head I picked up the habbit of rubbing my head like the guy from 7 Samurai. When I haven't shaved, I scratch my neck and chin like Mifune as Sanjuro.I'm cookin rice beans steak and peppers.NCIS marathon.And I gotta drink like... half a gallon of water.Yeap- first appointment to sell my plasma.Did you know that Musashi had excema (spellcheck?). And Mifune even played Musashi in a movie serial.NowMusashi is -not- my favorite samurai. He's probably my besty's favorite samurai because he was literate, wiley and talented, and perfected the zen of asskicking.He was a swordfighter. A man's man. Not a perfumed noble or a groomed lapdog.And he was a grimey motherfucker, and apparently quite terrifying looking. He stopped bathing because he (waste of time) was worried about being attacked by some braggart and killed unarmed.He wasn't even originally a swordmasterh
Blurring The Lines
I've noticed how easily it seems some people blur the lines between fantasy and reality to the point that they can no longer distinguish the two. It happens a lot with addicts that think their behavior doesn't affect anyone else. It happens with compulsive liars who think bending the truth is perfectly harmless. It happens with jealous people who can't stop chasing someone that threw them away long ago. It happens with STALKERS (yep, I said it) that can't accept that a relationship is OVER. And it happens here. In this place where people let real life and online fun get so intertwined that they forget to go out to a real bar, grab a real drink, and hang out with real friends. Over the last few weeks, in New Orleans, we had Mardi Gras. I spent my time with the best people getting a little more than wasted because, well, drinking + no eating = the real definition of FUBAR! But, like always, we did it BIG and in style. No one went to jail (except my sister AGAIN) and no one got hurt.
I Hate This Place
I see very little of redeeming value here anymore.  If there's anyone out there who wants to keep in touch (ha, asif!) and doesn't know how to... post here or send me a PM and i'll let you know.
Life... And The Marines
I just want to get this off my chest... I'm so tired of people complaining about their job, "Oh my boss doesn't like me or my hours suck."  Well next time you even think you want to complain about some thing remember this.  There are people who have given every thing for you.  And they don't even know you.  Let me ask you this, Have you ever had to work while someone is screaming at you to get some thing done?  While working has your job ever told you not asked but told you you are leaving for at least ten days and there will be no over time payed and you will be working 24 hours straight until you get off.  And your not going to have contact with any of your loved ones because there is no cell phone service where you are going?  Have you ever had to make the decision when laying down for bed at night which do I want to sleep on the big round rocks or the small sharp rocks and the only thing you have to go to sleep in is a sleeping bag?  then wake up in the morning to find out that you
N00b sends me a friend request with "miss me?" as the message. The conversation that followed: (Oh yeah, his name is 'bigwhitedick4ya')     Suga Lips: Why would I miss you? 10:32am bigwhitedi...: i dont know do u remember me though 10:33am Suga Lips: I've never had anyone on my list adverstising their dick size in their name. 10:34am bigwhitedi...: thats what i do 10:34am Suga Lips: Well then you have me confused with someone else. 10:35am bigwhitedi...: didnt u go to ged class in woodburn? 10:35am Suga Lips: I've never even been to Oregon. 10:35am Suga Lips: I'm also almost 7 years older than you, so I don't think we'd ever have any type of class together. 10:36am bigwhitedi...: okay im sorry u look like one of my exs 10:37am Suga Lips: Wow..really dude? You can't tell if someone is an ex or not? 10:37am bigwhitedi...: no cuz u look just like her 10:38am Suga Lips: I'm sure th
And They Say I Harass Them???
Connie Bro...: If you have a second, please vote on my leveling mumm. :) 7:29am more To Connie Bro...: Actually, I reported your leveling mumm.. it's still up? 7:30am reply Connie Bro...: It was a few minutes ago. 7:30am more To Connie Bro...: Oh, I'll be sure to report the new one.. thanks..  7:31am reply Connie Bro...: I sent Scrapper a message. 7:32am more To Connie Bro...: Great! He could use a good laugh in the morning. Tell him I said Hi! 7:32am reply     Jen said it best, "Isn't there a pointhoar community wide bulletin telling them NOT to send Dr Black your request to vote on their leveling mumm?"   and Yes, I did report her MuMM and the MuMM she was asking about.. :D 
Fun Situation Simular To Experiance... ;)
I was sitting at home bored and lonely when I received a phone call from Rick. He is what I would call a friend with benefits. Sex with Rick was great and lasted for hours, however the tone in his voice this time was much different. He told me to come over for a good fucking which I gladly accepted. Rick is 5'10 with brown hair, blue eyes, baby face, well defined body and thick 6 inch cock with a slight curve to it. So I was thrilled to get the call to go over his house for a good fucking. I took a quick shower to freshen up, put on a jean skirt no panties a low cut top with a black bra and headed out. The whole 30 minute drive to Rick's house had my pussy throbbing thinking of what he was going to do to me this time. I loved how rough he was and the convulsions I would go into when he was eating my pussy. I knew the tone in his voice he had something planned and it was going to be amazing. I pulled up out front of his apartment and gave him a ring to let him know I was there. He met
[tiny Chimpanzee]
I think that's how you spell Chimp... Anyway.  My Goddaughter is down for the next couple of weeksand she is some adorable half asian half kraut monkey child.I approve. She climbs on everything, spins, clonks her head, and just keeps screaming and playing. So I was over at my goddaughter's grampa's house (if that's not confusing)Putting up siding with that guy in the wedding pictureshe's going to Iraqiyastanifgali (or as I call it "the song that doesn't end") in a couple weeks.After a couple hours of halfheartedly putting up sidingI got to watch monkey girl run around, and she liked me that daythat's the thing about kids and visitors.They change their mind about you day to day.I've come to terms with this fact. Then my mom (in her infinite wisdom) brought my 130lb dog to meet my 30lb goddaughter.I think they liked each other, but it took three people holding my dog down, to keep my goddaughter on her feet. My puppy likes people- and it was ALMOST manageable with my goddau
C51 - Rant #1
Ok so many of these questions has popped up and not that anyone really reads my blogs... but at least I have a place to send them when they ask stupid questions. Anyways... yes I believe in God... No that does not mean I judge you no that does not mean Imma preach to you... I just simply believe in God aka a higher power... I was raised Christian... but guess what so were my sisters and they both believe in other things. So who cares? Honestly... I find more and more that the people that do judge are usually ppl with nothing to believe in which to me is like not living. Even if you believe that mash potatoes got here by potatoes having wings and smacking into a random skillet then by all means believe it I'm down... and please tell me more!   Also... so what I'm mean in my songs... I do diss video's on other people but my gosh... I do my fucking research people... like for instance LLCQ I told you all in my song that her bf was in prison... this is something I heard f
Clinging Like A Fabric Sheet
Submission by Bitchcake   Dear Ninja:What would be the most effective way to rid one's self of a clingy and pathetic bitch that has no real life of her own and must leach off of others?   Dear Bitchcake: People like this are hard to shake off, but it is possible. It takes careful non-planning because they actually self-destruct. When they start to slip up (like they ALWAYS do), have someone on your side available to screen shot some not-so-lovely evidence on her that you can quietly, or publicly, use to humiliate her into going back into the cave she crawled out of. If this fails, a pre-paid throw away cell phone and her local power company's phone number could be used to indirectly cause a power outage.
Update 4/26
Well as of yesterday Kyle is back in the ICU, to add to his injuries he now has pneumonia, sepsis, his brain swelling is increasing, and renal production is slowing down.  They aren't giving us much hope at this point. He's not responding to stimuli at all now. I'm just asking for prayers, this has consumed my mom, I had to take her to the doctors today and have her medicated, I honestly don't know how much more I can take before I crack. But thank you to the few that have been checking on me, you have no idea how much it's appreciated.
Dear Ninja, How do I cure my wife's sick obsession with anal beads? It was fun at first, but now I walk with a weird gait. Yours Truly,Butthurt in Brooklyn   Dear Butthurt, Have you tried and butt plug? She can't shove those massive beads up there if it's closed for business. You might have to go to the doctor and get a note as well. Or you can find a random hooker off the street to offer her up instead of yours. That 20 bucks might be a wise investment if you want to walk and poop right again.  
Think About It, Ladies...payback Can Be A Bitch
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to Hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am And not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.. The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
The Man Cave
7,489 Your daily fubar Rank has dropped by 4,904 spots today! 34,829 people online  Oh, and not only is that a buncha bullshit, but I lost my ass at poker last night.  Friendly game at a local man cave only cost me $80.00........*sigh* dig it?
What Kind Of Candy Are You?
You Are Snickers Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
[in The Short Of The Long Term]
A friend of mine suggested I set up a long term planI guess I thought graduating and all that WAS my long term plan. Course, this came from a guy that has clowned my degree (zomg ur dumb for hazings the libarts dergreeee) and thinks he will overcome with his plan to get a masters of psych. And the guy that thought I could be a Coke shelfer. I can't lift 50 lbs without screaming in pain any more. So I guess I can't take his advice with whole heartedness.He means well, but I'm at that point where I see the loop.The loop is hopeless.The loop is infinite.The loop isI don't get jobs. I don't know whyno one will tell me Is it my attitude, is it something I said, is there some sort of "tell" I have in interviews, am I too honest, am I too ugly, is it my criminal record? You fucking tell me Cuz I've abandoned all hope to be honest. And that's part of the problem itself.Loopsee loop. So he gave me the "live to win" speech."Just work at what you hate, til you die, til you move up, til
Rough Times
So much has went on this last week and a half. Alabama was devastated by tornados last week and there is so much loss and damage it is heartbreaking. To see it first hand and relive it again stirs up so much emotion. Back in 94 a tornado hit here and I was directly effected by it so I can understand how and what my neighbors are dealing with. My family and I were very lucky this time with no loss of life and just minor damage to our homes. Back in 94 we had several family members lost and most of my direct families lost their homes including me so I can feel and understand what is going on all around. This time just 3 houses down from me, neighbors I grew up with lost everything they have. What is most important is no loss of life in our community. Our power has been out for a while and we just got a stable Internet connection back today, well I hope it is stable. I have posted some pics from around the community of the damage here. Luckily my home has minor damage with t
Watch Over You
Did a few recordings with the phone Sunday night at the Alterbridge show. As phones go, they dont do so well with high decibel input sound as their wittle microphones are limited in bandwidth. But, they were selling audio of the show recorded straight out the board, and so I stuck around after to purchase one. The audio is clean, but however you cant really hear the crowd because its an internal recording. Soooo...I tried tonight syncing the audio recording with the video and its existing audio track, and after much nudging and cussing, I finally got it to line up perfect and adjusted the levels. So now with the 2 overlayed you can can hear the cleanliness of the "out the board" recording and can also  hear the crowd from the phone recording. Thats me "woooooo" right at at 1:20 hahahaa. Anyway, awesome tune, I just wish i had zoomed in a lil more before I started recording (one of the few gripes Ive had with the EVO). Enjoy :)  
Lotto Fever
Dear Master Ninja, Why don't I ever win the FuLotto? Am I not showing my tits to the right people? I enter multiple times and never win! Does fubar hate me or am I just a loser? Sincerely Yours Forever, Suga L.   Suga, Your odds of getting a freebie straight from babyj's facebook page are higer than your chances of winning the fu-lotto. It's all tabulated on the amount of your entries to the total amount of entries submitted. So if you enter once to the 957 other people who enter, your odds suck donkey balls. If you choose the lottos with fewer entries, your chances are higher of actually winning. Although, if you habitually hump his facebook leg too, you might just get a bone every now and then! Good Luck  
Desperate Measures
Dear ask Ninja.. My girlfriend insists on entering me in fulotto crap and buying me hoaring bling. I am have told her over and over that I do not wish for these things.. When I tell her this I am subjected to threats of MORE bling and fulottos.. (in fact, she is threatening as I write this).. I have MuMMed about this and the MuMMers are absolutely no help at all.. "Suck it up" is not a viable option.. I need a solution on how to get her to stop.. Thanks!!A Swarthy Physician..   Dear Swarthy Physician, Have you tried duct tape? Or maybe disabling or hiding her mouse and keyboard? She can't click it if she can't find it. Bribery sometimes works as well. Maybe try to bribe her with real pretty shiny stuff. Or cupcakes. They usually work too. And while she's distracted, grab the duct tape! If she does buy you stuffs, you know you don't have to run it, right? I can sit forever in the abyss of the unused blings! At some point, she will either give up trying to change you, or you
Lists Are Dumb.
Especially this one. Wanted! In no particular order of importance: Full body massage. Personal chef. Inner motivational monologue each morning during that time between asleep and awake.  A nice, deep dicking. Better health. Fatty McGee, you're the fattest! More skills to pay the bills. Or just more skills for fun. Bottles of my awesomeness to sell on the magic market. Hugs! Lots and lots of hugs. A new look. Haircut? Color? Dunno. MOAR FLIPFLOPS. I realize I'm irrational.  I'm still pretty neat, yeah? SQUEE. I need to get my nerd on. What do youuu want?
I Was Asked If I Wanted A Job Today
My former manager called me today. He asked if I wanted a job where he is now. He left three months ago to work with an old friend who made him an offer he couldn't refuse. They're based in Italy, but their US offices are in Detroit. I'd be spending time in both places for training on their equipment, which is basically automated pipe bending and cutting machinery.   Travel would be the same, if not a little bit more, but I'd be working out of my home. Meaning no 40 mile round-trip commute and quite a lot of gas money saved. I could live anywhere I wanted to, but airport proximity would be important.   I still haven't had an interview, nor have I seen an actual offer. I was just asked if I'd be interested. I think I'd be stupid to not even look.
I Need A Safe Place To Hide
After two & a half quiet years, a man who has literally stalked me has reappeared.. This was a friend, or so I thought, at one time.. A friend of my husband. I babysat his 3 boys for a few months. Shortly after my husband & I split up, I told the freak that I couldnt babysit anymore, that I needed a good paying job for security.. He didnt take it well, at all. He showed up at my home, knocking on the doors & windows at anytime of the day or night. He would park outside my home, blocking my vehicle.. On several occassions, he was in his car passed out at 6 am.. I'd have to call the freakin' cops to get him the fuck out of my driveway. I've had too many coincedences w/ this fucker.. At the hardware store, Walmart, every fucking where I went, I'd see this freak.. Hi, Suzy..Hi, Suzy.. Like I was his fkn friend, after acting like a fkn crazed lunatic... UGH!!  Good lord ppl are fkn crazy! So, the last real incident was when I woke up to no water.. Which didnt surprise me, since I always hav
Why Me Lord
In my shoutbox  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr going back to salute and friends  only lol   Dean S Wil...: would you think that a person in a wheelchair who has never known what it's like to walk like me would be nuts to want to feel what it's like to walk by having a person literally walk on their chest so they can feel the motions of feet walking and then envision in their own mind as if the feet they're feeling walk on them were to be their own feet moving if they were to be able to walk, and would it be something you think you'd be willing to help someone feel?
I lack it today... It's hot out there...I should be outside, walking...attempting to run I need a towel for around my neck, will that motivate me? Maybe a new tank top? New water bottle? I really need to remember that today is the last day before fat class, and I wanna have a big loss so... either starve myself all day today, and tomorrow...or get my lazy ass up.... Meh. Kick me in my ass.
Why You Cant Pimp Me Or Some Other Friends
I know all you guys/girls are wonderful and love us but I kinda wanted to make some things clear so we don't run into any drama.   I love my hubby very much!!! I am married and very happily at that. My hubby and I don't share with anyone which means we don't meet up/swing/or do couples/share. We are happy enough enjoying only each other and sharing pics/vids/and friends on here. That's it.   Now don't get us wrong. We do enjoy you guys and being on here and plan to do this for a while as long as ya'll continue to enjoy us!!! We are friendly and like to take requests/explore fantasies annd put on shows.   So don't be afraid to talk to us or get to know us. We both share this site equally and we promise we don't bite. Lol.   Anyways...that's it. Love and hugs to all our fans, we hope you have a blast keeping up with us!
I admit. I've been pretty miserable over the last few weeks.    I found out I have AVM. So far, according to the doctor here, things should be okay. However, they want me to go see a specialist so they can moniter it. I have done a bit of research on it It really explains a lot. I have never even heard of AVM until I was diagnosed.   AVM:  Arteriovenous malformation - cerebral Causes, incidence, and risk factors The cause of cerebral arteriovenous malformation (AVM) is unknown. The condition occurs when arteries in the brain connect directly to nearby veins without having the normal vessels (capillaries) between them. Arteriovenous malformations vary in size and location in the brain. An AVM rupture occurs because of pressure and damage to blood vessel tissue. This allows blood to leak into the brain or surrounding tissues, and reduces blood flow to the brain. Cerebral AVMs occur in less than 1% of people. Although the condition is present at birth, symptoms ma
Oh Yeah!!!!!!
Went out with friends for dinner and a drink after work Wanted to look cute.. I have this denim skirt from a few years is too small but I save it because it is so incredibly cute Well GUESS WHAT?? That's right it fits :D I looked hot as heck :D Plus I had on super cute denim dandals with a heel :D Yup go me. sloppy drunk :D Still buzzed :P
And We Wonder Why Drill Is Off And On So Much
  Amish Man Accused Of Sexting Posted: 3:00 pm EDT June 20, 2011Updated: 4:03 pm EDT June 20, 2011 WAYNE COUNTY, Indiana -- Authorities in Wayne County, Ind., said an Amish man is accused of sending sexually explicit text messages to a 12-year-old Connersville goat.Willard Yoder (AKA Drill of the FU), 26, of Rush County, Ind., was charged with four counts of child solicitation.According to investigators, Drill sent the goat sexually explicit messages and pictures for several weeks before its parents found out and called police.Police said an undercover officer, posing as the goat, agreed to meet Drill. He was then taken into custody, upon further examination they also had found multiple images of certain Canuck women in various pubic hair growth stages in his possession.
I'm So Not That Person
Last night, a friend (Lisa) called my near tears....I did my best to give her advice and calm her down Then today a different friend (Ant) had me plating match maker, and snapped at me during the course of it Then just a little bit ago a third best friend (Kellee) called me in hysterics...she is breaking up with her bf     I did my best to help everyone and be a good friend   Now I feel the need to be vile and rude   I am NOT the best at giving comfort to I get to be a cunt now, right?  
Mother Firefly Says...
kidding so rewatching the firefly series tonight and it actually made me sad... yeah i know you're probably thinking "bullshit you're an emotionless psycho"  and while there is some truth to that... i was sad looking back they had brilliant writers... the stories just fit together and flowed so perfectly it made me sad cause... there aren't many like that anymore...  today's society isn't looking for inspired masterpieces... they just want flash and special effects i've seen some of the most predictable movies with lame plots and bad acting....  or overly raunchy with no real purpose to it just selling sex appeal to socially challenged retards cause sadly there are people(Specificly men) who are so facinated by nipples they will spend 2 hours watching one overpaid whore with a lazy eye prance around singing show tunes if there is even the smallest chance she'll bear her fat sacks before she dies   now sure there are a few decent movies i can think of that came out this year..
Someone Is Truly Watching Over Me =)
2:02am ... just sharing something I posted as a 'note' on FB.   1:23am OMGosh I have never been as scared as I was just about an hour ago.  So I am taking my usual exit to go home and stuff.  I literally stopped about 4-5 seconds at the stop sign off the exit.  I took the turn, and bam, them CHP who turned the other corner just before I did, busted a bitch and put the lights on me.   Let me give you a re-cap of the night so to speak.  I went to Marcos's house (Pris's boyfriend) for the shindig for his dad.  It was cool.  There was mariachi and music and stuff.  You know a cozy little family type gathering, which btw thanks for the invite you guys.  I had fun!  So I'm not going to go into what I drank right?  Anywho, I ate food.  Mole, rice, a little bit of the beans, cake, and ice cream.  I only had lemonade afterwards.  Later on, however, I decided to get some tortilla chips and some nacho cheese, cuz some other guy who had them made it look good, so I craved some.  I don't remem
In Case You Were Wondering................
First things first.......  THANK YOU LILLPAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alex has been my #1 Fu-friend since I joined this site, and will ALWAYS be my #1.    Now onto the meat of all this. If you have recently added me and helped me level, I really appreciate it from everyone. Alex has been keeping up with my FU for me. I had a fire at my home last month. I have been working insane hours while trying to clean up all the mess.    Any of my friends that I talked to often, I'm sorry if I haven't answered any messages from you. Most the time it wasn't even me on here lol. Don't worry, all of your splendid penis pics that you sent have been kept for my eyes only ^_^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Thanx for being patient while i'm busy prying out the symbolic "FOOT" called life that has been crammed in my cooter.   
Respect...something Most People Don't Have These Days!!!
Hmmm...where to start.   First off I'd like to ask for some respect. Yep, that's it. Just respect.   But for you those of who don't understand what exactly respect is I'm going to explain....   Respect is... Understanding that I'm married. I know y'all lilke to comment and my hubby and I are more than happy to let you speak your mind BUT it becomes annoying not only to him but me as well when you can't take the hint that I'm not interested in you, don't cater to you, and don't care if you're horny or not.   YES, I did have my own page on here 2 yrs ago right before me and the hubby got serious BUT I am NOT that person anymore. So please drop whatever misconseptions you have about me.   The profile I have now is a JOINT account of my hubby and we both take equal participation on here. Y'all should be happy that we love to be on here, love to make friends, and enjoy this site.   So for all you horn dogs that can't take a hint I am spelling it out for you once again. I
Who Dominates At Her Life?
I must brag. After the HOLIDAY weekend full of drinks, who lost 7 pounds?? The girl who posted this blog. Yup that's right!! FINALLY the kick boxing, and walking/running is paying off!!! 7 freakin pounds! My total is 30 now...I am pretty damn amazing.
No Title
I take you for a date at the park, a sunset picnic at the park on top of the mountain, overlooking the forest below. We eat dinner, drink champagne, and watch the sun disappear below the horizon. As the last of the rays fall below the skyline, a nimbus-glow crescent slipping behind the trees, I lean over to kiss you. Deeply, passionately, our lips pressing together in what seems like an endless kiss. Your heart beats and your head explodes, spinning as we part. I grab your hand, pulling you up, dragging you away from our blanket. It's dusk, light is fading fast, causing shadows to leap as we dash through the grass. I lead you to the swings, setting you on one, playfully pushing you. You laugh as I push you higher, my hands on your hips with each swing. Suddenly I stop you, joking about pushing you over the top. You grab my shirt, pulling me over to kiss you again, your breath still short from laughter. I lift you up, grinning, and wrap the rope of the swing around your wri
My Peen Will Have Rythm Damnit
Although not the loudest animal in terms of sheer decibels, the 0.07-inch (2-millimeter) water boatman species Micronecta scholtzi, , does make the loudest sounds relative to its body size, scientists announced in June in the journal PLoS ONE. Engineers and evolutionary biologists in Scotland and France recorded the boatman—which is roughly the size of a grain of rice—"singing" in a tank. The aquatic insect's songs peaked at 105 decibels, roughly equivalent to the volume of a pounding jackhammer within arm's reach. The chirps are loud enough that humans can hear the sounds while standing at the edge of a boatman's pond. Fortunately for nature lovers, though, nearly all the sound is lost when the noises cross from water to air. Remarkably, the boatman creates his songs by rubbing his penis against his belly, in a process similar to how crickets chirp. Sound-producing genitalia are relatively rare within the animal kingdom, but animals have evolved hu
You Did What?
(fill in the blanks) I went to the bank yesterday evening to pay for my _______.  As luck would have it, I managed to get the window with the hot german girl. I handed her the ______,  with her thick german accent she says "I would be more than glad to ________".  After all the paper work was completed, she gave me a sucker and said __________.  And with that I _______. The End
I Realized Tonight...
I realized that I am getting old... I went to see Skynyrd with my best fried...and the people I used to look at and think omg..they are so old...I am that person now lol I heard some lil girls talking about *look how cute that old lady is* looking my direction, so I looked behind me :/ Well, shit. I am old...but I still have fun! That was a great show...and I am glad I went...I was gonna wuss out cause it was POURING an hour before te outdoor show. feet hurt.
Info On Our Loss
I  only want to leave a couple of links here for yall. This is for Tom's friends. I lost my best friend on fu. And I so suck at making blogs, so please forgive me. I have 2 links yall can go see yourself and leave your condolences to Tom's family. I know he would like that.  this is the best link:    here is one more link:   Again , forgive me cuz I am so tired and so heartbroken about losing my best friend . Hugs to everyone :)
[my Eyes Hurt. Have A Survey]
1 Who is your best friend? Brandon and/or Chris   2 Who do you like? That's some hardhitting news anchory question... uuuh... I like beer... but not 3.2   3 Who is your mom? I'm your grandfather.   4 Who owns your house? My dad. Well, technically I think the answer is "the bank"   5 Who bought you the clothes your wearing? Olive Drab shirt- me. Bloody jeans that fit just right- me *checks* Heart boxers- my mom Holey socks- who knows? old chucks with "character"- my mom about a decade ago   6 Who is at your house? Me. Dog. The folks.   7 Who loves you? Dog. The folks. My brother. His wife. Your mother. Kojack   8 Who said hey to you today? No one.   9 Who are you talking to right now? No one.   10 Who was your ex-boy/girlfriend? There are several, but we'll go with most recent Amanda... if that counts. Before that Tree.   11 What town do you live in? Exciting Independence   12 What are your pet peeves? People.   13 What are
Walking Away
The reason I walk away in the middle of conversations is because I have nothing to add to the conversation. I have no life, I don't do anything to contribute. I mean, how many times can you tell someone "I went to the beach today" or "I laid in bed with an ice pack on my arm" or "I cleaned the house" without having you all want to blow your heads off. I am a boring person. Before my arm went to crap, I could do things and had things to talk about. I figure, if I walked away from the conversations, you all could talk to someone more exciting (or someone you really wanted to talk to)  and could add things to the discussions. and I am very sorry that I do that.. I know it just makes you mad and ticked off. And it makes you not want to talk to me at all and move on. Most don't even hit me up anymore because of this. And I completely understand. Thank you for reading this. 
The Other Shoe
Have ya ever had this odd feeling... I say my spidey senses are tingling.. Something is going on, and I can't put my finger on it. I seem to fall for the same tricks, and half truths a lot.. I feel sort of like I am waiting for the big boom, or the pie in my face...the HA gotcha Or like maybe the other shoe to drop?   I dunno. I will keep you posted.
[real Quick]
I'd rant at great length but I feel like hell   Dead Island looks like derivative shit, I watched some videos and... pretty much confirmed my opinion. L4D with talents. or Dead Rising with coop.   (and dead island manages to implement a very clunky, very unimmersive healthbar/stats/etc tooltip over friend and foe)   Your choice. :/   Secondly Borderlands 2- I wonder if they're going to write another GIANT check that they won't be able to cash y'know like failing to implement: dynamic loot and world spawn multiple endings gajillions of unicorns intuitive vehicle combat   I bought that game and received a briefcase of false promises.   Why yes, I'd love to preorder this sequ- waaaaait a minuuuuute!!!   650,000 guns my ass New play environment every time I loaded- my ass Thousands of unique and terrifying bosses and monsters- my ass Multiple vehicles with passenger space, and the ability to hijack enemies, or jump from one to the other- my ass Epic story tel
Updates From The Altercation With The Animal Shelter
Well, as you should know if you pay ANY attention, I did get my dog back. I also had myself a slight altercation (just verbal) with the idiots who run the animal shelter in Jefferson Parish, as I would not allow them to alter my dog. I, being the kind of person that presses issues until they are resolved, contacted the local parish president, and the district attorney's office to file a complaint. I explained the situation to her, as well as the conditions as they exist in the neighborhood. Out here, well, we have crime. Kids and burglars will release animals from yards on purpose, steal, or poison them just to be able to break in the house later. This is a recurring problem, and those of us who take the precautions to be able to recover our animals if those things happen are the ones that get punished by the Parish's laws. Long story short, the Parish's attorney has advised the parish to include specific provisions to account for these issues in the event our dogs are purposefully
The Ignorant Men On Here That Come To My Page Or Sb...
So I have decided that it was time to post a blog about all the jackass men on here that come to my page. It is all over my page and in my name that I am married. Yet ignorant men come to my SB and ask me disrespectful stuff like this constantly.  Do have panties on? Do you shave or trim your pussy?   These men are the reason we that respect ourselves must stand up and not tolerate it. Until next time it happens have fun and respect us women...
All Grown Up And Junk
So I haven't been around much but guess what guys!?I've moved out!!!Okay well I'm paying rent for a houseshare but I'm still at home...the new house is huge and boring cos none of my other housemates have moved in yet. :(I've stayed over a few times but never on meh own but then I just go home the next day.The house is room is huge. Not entirely sure if I like that...gonna need to put some furniture in and make it a bit more cosy.Maybe next year I think I will spend less on rent lolz. Right now it's stupid amounts just to pay for a room. (Means Imma have to actually really get a job if I wants a social life that requires spending).Oh and I'm 21 so officially an adult finally even in the US! :D
I Got A Blister On My Baby Toe :(
Friday was an all about me day.. Saw the chiropractor, then I went to the salon... Hair cut and color, pedicure (bright red with sparkles) then I decided to get nails (went with pink and that looks like a french manicure) Then yesterday was all about everyone else Did a 5k, took over a minute off my time, didn't finish last (GO ME!!!) then it was family time. We (all the adults in my family and some of our friends) are in a bowling league :/ I CAN bowl, I just don't usually give a shit. My brother AND brother in law are the type to always be up your ass about how to correct this and that I told them from the get go when I realized I was on their team that if they bothered me I would quit. Last night my brother couldn't take anymore. I throw the ball way too hard (always have) so rather than being a douche about it like in the past he showed me how to slow the ball down and I did do a lot better. Then my brother in law let me buy a new ball at cost (he runs the pro shop
Beating The Flu ...
  sumdumphuk: i thought you said bigger isn't always better. To sumdumphuk: i lied just so i did not have to hear you whine about your dick sumdumphuk: so then as an admitted liar, are you in love with my kawk or not? To sumdumphuk: meh its like a kit kat mini ... tastes like the real thing but not enough of it to satisfy I am just quite pleased with my ownage of him (y) lol 
Staff Policy
Classics lounge staff policy   Rule Enforcement First and foremost, you are staff, therefore, you must set an example for the members and guests, this means simply; “don’t be breaking the house rules.” To ensure that you don’t break them you should take a moment and actually read them and familiarize yourself with them, if you have not already done so.  The reason being, you cannot enforce rules that you yourself break. The penalty for breaking the rules should fit the crime so to speak, for most things; First offense = verbal warning and reprimand Second offense = privately talk to the individual, do not have a long drawn out battle in chat     whenever possible, this breeds drama. If the offense is racial slurs or disrespectful speech, deleting the comments the person made would be in order. Third offense = silence the person, and tell them privately should they ask. Fourth offense = kick, banning is left to the discretion of the DJ working as when the
It's Been Awhile...
Hithere: U there? 6:45pm Suga Lips: No 6:45pm Hithere: What's ur tity size? 6:45pm Suga Lips: Leave a message after the beep. 6:45pm Hithere: Ok 6:46pm Hithere: *beep* what's your tity size? 6:47pm Suga Lips: Our office is closed now. A representative will contact you tomorrow. 6:48pm Hithere: Wow... You won't even share your size! 6:48pm Hithere: ? 6:50pm Suga Lips: I want you to go outside and ask the first random woman you see her cup size. If she doesn't cut your fucking dick off, I'll tell you mine. 6:51pm Hithere: Wow... 6:52pm Suga Lips: Why is that so shocking to you? Do you walk up to women you don't know and ask that? I doubt it. Try being respectful, dickwad. 6:53pm Hithere: Not usually 6:53pm Suga Lips: Yeah, I didn't think so. So, you can fuck off now. 6:53pm
I Am Impressed
The town I grew up in, and SEVERAL surrounding areas have really stepped upin the time of need They raised a SHIT TON of money in just one day for the fallen officer's family. The Pittsburgh area always bonds in time of need, but this means more to me as I knew the people involved. Three of the first responders are good close friends of mine... Last night we went out so they could decompress...I got the whole wtory from them, it was MUCH worse than the papers led us to believe, but I am happy to have my boys...I am sad beyond expressable words about Derek, but I can say he was truly an honorable man   The alumni from our high schoool are having a fund raiser, and there are several others. The outpouring of love and respect shown all over my hometown for the loss of one of our own is touching, I am blessed to still live within 10 miles of my childhood home. I love being this close to my roots. Thanks for reading this, I just needed to vent Today and tomorrow are the viewings, I
The Latest About My Sister
Shout Box Conversations
Some people (men) in here don't get it. They think they deserve conversations in Shout Boxes. So they start a conversation with something stupid like, "Do you like it doggy style?" I won't answer something like that with anything nice so it's best that I don't answer at all. Now, if I'm talking about you, I don't want you whining in your Status Message about how stuck up the models are because they won't talk to you. Just say something that's not stupid and you will get a positive response. Instead of being a moron, ask how my day was. Ask about my family, my job, if I would like to chat. If YOU can't say something nice to me, I will NOT say something nice to you. In here and in real life; respect given earns respect received.
Voting On Battle Of The Bands
Now that people are required to listen to the song to vote on it, i feel its a step in the right direction for the contest..however, if half the people are only doing it for the points, and voting for the one with the most votes, i feel the contest is tainted and the rightful winners are getting cheated.  as an artist in the battle of the bands, I want to point out that voting with the one with most votes isnt fair. It isnt a fu auction or popularity contest. We enter our songs to get heard, get exposure and create a fan base. If you arent interested in the music dont participate. Think of it like this, each vote is worth $100 and it is important to actually vote for the song you like.. I personally feel that maybe the points one recieve should be lowered, so it is actually about the music..   my two cents..discuss and comment what your opinion is..   and if you havent added my band page please do, i have the #7 most played song, which didnt win in
November 2011 Update
So my depression meds were not working and I had an emergency appointment with my psychiatrist and he started me on Abilify. I was on 2mg for a week, then 5mg for a week and finally 7.5mg is what I'm taking now. I can tell a HUGE improvement in my mood, although it was making me more of a bitch then normal but thank goodness that has leveled off and I'm just back to the regular bitch ;)   I also have tickets for the 16th of this month to see Five Finger Death Punch, HateBreed, All That Remains and Rain. I am OVERJOYED to be going to this concert, which is a good thing because I usually hate going anywhere.   Also, I have this really hot chick who I've known for years and she just told me like a week ago she thought I was cute and wanted to hang out. Maybe I'll end up with a hot girlfriend out of the deal.   I also wanna say Thank you to all my friends here who have kept me semi sane and kept me smiling and worried enough about me to help me through this rough patch in my life. I
I Am Such A Dumbass
I had a suck day.. Had a bad dream last night that woke me up and then kept me up way late It was bizarre, I was 19...I had 3 baby chihuahuas and my mom made them stay outside at night...I heard a wolf howl so I called them inside all frantic...the dogs were goin nuts trying to defend me. The wolf was trying to get in the doggie door, I was kicking and punching at his snout as he tried to get in...there was a very small live shristmas tree with lights on it that I picked up and was bating his snout with. The only saving grace was that the door was very small and the wolf was too big. I woke up sweating and with my heart racing.   :/ SO anyway...I am super pumped about my upcoming dr appt!! I totally know I am gonna rock this shit and 6 months from now I will begin the new chapter!
[coma Inducing]
I like that I get more blogrates when I write something about sex >>   anyway   I have -nothing- productive to do right now. Texting the girl that is a friend- trying to coax her into coming over. My folks are in KC, and my mom called earlier to taunt me- they went to Strouds- best fucking fried chicken at least in the region, I've not been all over the planet yet.   Right before I wrote "Soap" (go back an entry) I texted the girl that is a friend and asked her if she wanted to come over and learn how to play magic the gathering... stop laughing it was her idea   anyway- she says "sounds great! When?" Me- "how about right after I take a shower, or after work tomorrow?" her- "I'm busy with thanksgiving stuff until Friday" So I go upstairs, take a shower, come down steamy wet mostly naked drying off my hippy-locks and I put on some butthole surfers, and start a post about how much I miss steamy shower sex there's a knock knock knock knocking on my door... I says to
My Friends Please Read.
I don't even know where to begin with this freak show that is going on with me.I don't think people read my profile for one.As some of you have noticed I am posted alot about drama so now I have decided to tell you what it is all about or what I think it is without naming names. I am going to say that I think it started a couple of weeks ago maybe more without looking I am not sure with this lady here that is older than me.I apparently bought someone that she likes very much on here,but I had no idea what was going to come next by doing this.I now know by doing this she has went off the deep end.I don't even know this lady and have never spoke to her as a matter of fact she blocked me for no apparent reason,after this she started buying all of my fu-owned and then they come begging or asking me I should say to please buy them back that this lady is nuts.I was then ask to please block her so she can't see what I do or what others do on my page.So I did.I mean she had me blocked so why
Fear Holds Me Back
One thing I don't understand with people..they say things like...wat would you do..or wat do you suggest....when it comes to a personal issue..especially someone you care about...why is someones opinion on an issue the two of you are struggling with so important....they don't know them like you do..and prob have no clue as to the depth of your relationship...watever that relationship maybe....there are DEF two sides to each story..but regardless of wat those two sides are...that really doesn't matter...the fact still remains..that the person's opinion you should be focused on is that other person....too many people go looking for the answers in all the wrong places...when the answer to the question you may be faced with lies within that other person....why is it so easy to pour your heart out to a total stranger..than it is to someone who means so much to you....I will never understand people....get your answers..ask your questions...just make sure you're using the right so
Much Needed Venting
As some of you know, my mom was diagnosed with lung cancer as I was going through radiation therapy 2.5 years ago.  She's been whomping the heck out of everyone's expectations, but unfortunately this morning she told me that her doc has recommended hospice and estimated she has 3-4 months left.  I've known this was coming for quite some time, but she really looks awful now.  She's gone from 150 pounds down to about 80, and is wearing kids' clothes now.  She can barely walk, and the amount of degradation in the last 9 days since I saw her last was astonishing.  The way she looked today, I'm just hoping she has THAT long.   I know I haven't been around here much the last few months since I started working again, and for a while when I do come on I expect it'll be to try for a massive distraction.  I promise it's not because I don't love everyone on my list - you either keep me sane or make me realize I'm saner than some of you crazy mofos :P  So if you see me around and I don't make an
I was riding the bus on my way to work today, and of course it being rush hour meant the bus was packed and loud. A seat directly behind the bus driver opened up and I took it. A few moments go by and my phone rings, I answer it and the woman on the other end cant hear me because of how loud the bus is, so I speak louder. Im trying my hardest not to yell, because nothing pisses me off more while on the bus than hearing some asshat scream at the top of his lungs while on the phone. Im trying to explain relative comparisons to the girl on the other end.   I tell her, if my mom were a cow and my father a bull, Id be a calf. If my mom were a doe and my father a deer, I would be a fawn. We come to a red light and the bus driver turns around and asks, "Well, what if my mother were a loud ignorant bitch, and my father was an annoying asshole, what would I been then?"   To which I replied "Well, Id be a fucking bus driver"       It was a nice day for a walk...
To My People...
I am sorry for the past three years of moping and attention seeking. Yes, I will still seek attention, but in a positive manner and I promise not to get all mopey and depressed if you do not shower me with attention I love you guys for putting up with me ♥
I have been asked for my phone number several times now. You'd think that if a person on here read my about me, they "might" figure out that would be a bad idea. I've had bad experiences with the internet, so no one gets numbers, pics, or anything like that unless they are real family or friends (since they would be family and friends, they would already have that, right?). These people should also be able to figure out that they aren't going to get pics of me either. Giving too much information and trusting people on the internet is how the CraigsList killer was so successful. I don't plan on being a victim. I've been hurt enough by someone I met one here. So, all you are going to get is what I put on my profile. I will still do the rates, likes, drinks and other things though. Ok, I'm done ranting now lol.
Darn It!
Well, I'm not going to be able to get Blake {my grandson} this weekend. *MAJOR sad face*.  He is fine, but as most of you know my mother lives with me and she has pneumonia with a fever.  We don't want to take a chance with Blake.  So far we have been EXTREMELY lucky in avoiding hospital stays with him.   I have to admit that I am feeling guilty because secretly I am greedy and want him here.  It's been a few weeks, which is a few weeks too long.  Bad daughter, I know. *another MAJOR sad face*   /end vent
3 Way.
I never had one so can someone please tell me what the big deal is about a 3 way?
Zombie Apocalypse
a little excercise in creativity.... if the world was consumed in a never ending zombie apocalypse... and you were stuck in it with all the people you know... what do you think would happen? after a few comments i'll be sure to post my horrible joy ending realization 
Fu-owned Auction 22 Starts This Saturday !! (deadline To Join Has Pass)
Vacation V2
Where would be the best place to take my vaction? I'm thinking the week of July 4th.   I'll be kid free, just me and my boyfriend.   Any ideas?  
Bewitchied Or Prinny Pressure
I had no better word to use   remember when people read these and had a good time? interacted and then did them on their own?     so ask me a question any question and I will answer within reason and then post a blog asking your friends the same  
Idiots Here
I have been on here for over a month and found some of the most amazing friends and man that I have fallen madly and deeply in love with! And in this last month I have watched how numerous people have abused my man and my friends because of others and their lies and deceit! I am tired of seeing people on here be hurt and bashed while others sit back and laugh with their cold hearts and idiotic thoughts. Just because you do not know how to treat a man and what the true meaning of love is doesn't mean you ruin a man so badly that when he has the good in front of him he can not see it because of the blinders you have put on him as you tried to mold him to be who you wanted him to be instead of seeing him as who he is! Forsaken you are the most amazing man I know! You have taken my breath away and showed me the love I have been looking for all my life! I cherish every single thing about you and there is nothing I would ever change about you! I love you with everything I am my heart, my sou
Juggalo Biatch
So this morning I sign on and have a few new pic comments waiting.  I open them up and discover someone decided they liked my green Irish George (a pic made for me that changed the original cheeto stealing seagull and made him green for St. Patrick's Day). They liked it so much they swiped it (not rip) and then started using it as their default.  I kind of blew it off, but when I saw it scroll across the top TWICE, it ticked me off. Being the perfect angel and nice person that you ALL know I am.....   *waits for laughter to stop*.......  I sent her a message kindly asking her to remove it from her default.  An hour response.   So I followedwiht one more kind message telling her it was made for me and I don't appreciate her using it. This is the response I finally get (in all caps...seems the juggalo bitch's Caps Lock is stuck): I LET YOU KNOW I WAS TAKING IT AND WOW...I DON'T GET STUPID ABOUT MY PICS ... I DIDN'T TAKE ANY OF YOU PERSONALLY ... NOT THAT THERE WERE
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Your Attitude Your fear of heights Twenty pounds My phone number Alex I'll go with "What is: Stuff you need to lose..."
Red, Rants And A Fake...
...well, that was fun. First of thanks to all of those helped me to get red the past two weeks, it's cool to do every now and then. Just for the record for those who don't know...that wasn't my first rodeo there and probably won't be my last either... I won't bore you with year-span history but a big thank you to all that helped... wtfh what a crazy time huh?...A quick glance at the redboard shows the cast of the usual suspects, from the unemployed lying, child-threatening dud to the alleged picture-posting thief that had to change his name because the heat got too hot. What a cast of characters that make up the dude side of that list sometimes I swear...but it is what it is, it's not going to change anytime soon, based on what I've heard and seen the past two weeks, I tell you that. It's a shame really, but unless people wake the fuck up and take a look at the people around them, my friends that is what you are going to get.. ..for all the good people do here, there's som
Marathon Man
The marathon I am entered is less than seven weeks away.  Yesterday I did a practice run with some new headphones, some new shorts, and 13.1 miles out on the open road.  I wasnt happy with my time, but hopefully come race day I will do better as I will have someone to pace me.  I bought the shirt I am going to wear for the run.  I want to get  "Me." written on it.  (Bonus points if you get the reference.)  I have also decided that I am going to wear my medal I get for finishing the rest of the week.    Meh I left out half of the stuff I wanted to put in this blog.  I think I am going to re-do it.
Just had nothing to say.I picked through my fingernails. I remember my breath coming out in long, deliberate puffs.Frustrated. Cornered. The words of a super lung running through my mind.Soft, and unerring. Like a well practised kiss before bed.The silence danced above us. Ludicrously flailing for attention. Break me.Dismiss me.Make a god damn joke!But there she hung. I knew all my music would sound better on headphones, or at eighty miles per hour.Feelings would be brighter.Words would be stronger.Hurt would be bolder.I could hardly wait.I pleaded with the moment.Offerings of guiltless humanity, and indifferent gods.I imagined the final tick landing like a gavel.Resounding with certainty, and absolution.I'd be free to be someone else.Free to breathe the fields.Free. And not afraid to turn back.
War On Chickens!
As part of my diet strategy, I am switching to more high protein choices rather than the typical carbohydrate laden goods.  This got me to thinking, I am basically declaring a war on chickens. In the morning I will eat their young, scrambled, with a little salsa on it, and some turkey bacon, because everyone knows Turkeys are chicken sympathisers.  For lunch and dinner I will be having the adults, grilling up breasts alongside vegetables (after all, I'm a boob man, I dont eat the Cock) So basically, I'll be taking out one chicken and four possible a day, take that chickens!  
Best Eyes.
Ok boys and girls I'm going to run a contest of the best eyes. I've always been a sucker for a beautiful pair of eyes so this fits really well. I will take entires from now til 11:59pm EST 5/7/12 Contest is open to all both boys and girls. Contest will run from 12:00AM EST 5/8/12 Til 11:59PM EST 5/15/12. Entry fee 1,000,000 FU bux Send links to my INBOX letting me know what pic you want me to use, no I will not pick a pic for you. 1st place will go to the most rates and I will spend 25 credits however you wish (no I will NOT transfer 25 credits to you) but if you want a famp which is worth 25 credits thats fine or any other combination of bling up to 25 credits 2nd place will go to the most comments and I will spend 15 credits however you wish (no I will NOT transfer 15 credits to you) but if you want a boomy which is worth 15 credits thats fine or any other combination of bling up to 15 credits Everyone else will get a big pimpin gift from me just for entering. No blank comments
Happy Mothers Day :)
I first want to wish all moms, all single dads that take on the role of mom and dad, all grammas, all moms to be and all 2nd moms a Very Happy Mothers Day! Through gods gift and lots of prayers I was given the title of mom almost 9 years ago.  At an early age, I found out I wasnt able to have children.  My hopes and dreams of being called mommy were shattered. My dreams of walking hand and hand with my little one, teaching a child everything I know, attending PTA meetings, laughing with, crying with and growing older with my child was gone.  Until one day, I decided I was going to be a mom.  Through the adoption process, I became a mom almost 9 years ago.  I was given my gift of a beautiful daughter the day she was born.  Through a long and dragged out process, I picked her up brand new at the hospital.  This was the most wonderful and memorable day of my life.  I was now a mommy !!   I look forward to Mothers Day as a day i remember as god answering my prayers and a gift from my dad.
That feeling of bad roomsbad black stainsand bad things is back.The clink and roll of errant glass.The unwaivering need for some hardhotwetanonymous liquor down my throat.That all important third drink.One for the pain.Two for invulnerability.Amber bites.Bad room spins.Stained floor says hi.I don't know where I went wrong.Don't know that I did.Don't know how I got here.I must have put that cigarette out on my armIt wasn't dark then.It wasn't for me.This was more about celebrating.At least I thought.But it turned.More and more.Toward that feelingthat problem.That solution.There was a confession in there somewhere...about hands on stomachsand deep, exhausted kisses.Where did it go?
[in All Seriousness]
Title has nothing to do with content.Go figure.waitwait...*puts on the good parts of "Sticky Fingers"... which is most of it*This week I stopped singing.I sing in profound sadness.I think that was the first sign.The next was a longtorturous reconciliation dream...Faced a lot of things I didn't want. Woke up without wanting.And it was strange.I could probably turn this into abstract prose, but I'm too...cathartasized after the facts, and the 3 pieces last night.I don't know what I'm feeling.I don't know what I want.Go back to school a couple years I guess...Do that humanthing.I've been invited to a hippy-commune.Honestlyprobably wouldn't be so bad.I would need a part time job, a little electricity, a little internetbut...I'd have better ingredients than I have nowand probably more space.It's fun to think about, but not very seriously.I think I'd be that grouch on the edge, in an underground house with doors and locks.And I know I'm the only person with the wherewithall to get it togethe
Being Red..
I'm red!!!   Where do I start.. What a week it's been.. I never actually thought I could do it.. I'm amazed at the people who stood by my side to do it.. Sometimes u never really realize how many people are in your corner til you try to do something u've always wanted to do.. Theres so many people to thank and I'm not gonna name names cause I know I'd forget someone, and then I'd feel so bad!! I just want to say a big shout out to everyone.. Everyone who let me buy into there family,traded & even some who added me for free and kept me until my journey was over! Thank you to the ones who was there just when I needed to be reassured that I could actually do it!! They pushed me not to give up and told me how great I was doing.. That means so much to me more than u will ever know!!   Thank you to the ones that helped with a few things that I needed to continue on my journey and I hope I already said thank you enough but THANK YOU again from the bottom of my heart.. Some people want to b
Accident And Update Sunday
Hi all, On her way home from vacation this week, Kicks (aka Krystyn) was involved in a fairly serious accident. All that is known is one of her tires blew out and the car rolled a few times. She did have her seatbelt on, but still has numerous injuries, including a concussion, broken leg, dislocated shoulder, and assorted other bumps and bruises. Currently, she is in a hospital in a critical care unit, mostly sedated to keep her still. She is in serious but stable condition at the moment. Doctors are cautiously optimistic she will recover, but warn it will be a long, slow road. I was lucky enough to visit her in one of her more lucid moments, and she wanted me to let you know she wasn't ignoring anyone.  There is no timeline for her recovery. She has had a few surgeries already, and may need a few more in the near future. I will do my best to provide updates now and then.  I have chosen to take off the comment approval she has set for now. Also, I will not be reading any of your pr
Re The Situation With Tastiilykekandii If Anyone Cares To Hear The Truth
This is a blog that I am posting so that everyone that Tastylikekandii is saying negative things to about me can hear my side of thestory. I just ran a 3 day chain of multiple blings to knock out some achievements so I could work on my remaining few levels. These types of blings(Happy Hours, Rockstars, etc) cost quite a bit of credits as you all know. This 3 days of bling cost over 900 credits, soI asked credits for family adds to help me with all that. Kandii had not paid to be in family for this event, and knew (because I had told her so) that Iwould keep her in my family until I had only her spot left to give to someone who was paying because I had been in her family through some blings. Please note that I had not asked to be in her family, she did it on her own and there was no agreement made about it. She remained in my family during this big multi-bling through 2 Godmodes, and 1 Happy Hour (She was also in my family for free for other Godmodes and blings prior to that for a whil
Holy Shit...
Yeah really..."Holy Shit!" When I first joined FUBAR I was among the first 160k or so to jump from Myspace...then somewhere near 1 million members here, I bailed on my main account, deleting the Original Nomad account and moving on. (Luckily I had a few reserves I set up under my other email addresses back in the day when it was easy to make the top referral board with a little cheating ...) Anyway, after a few fitful restarts with this particular account, I've actually taken the time today and really see what has change...and...HOLY SHIT! I'm lost...I have no idea how to find my people! My clicks, my WoW people, my Trucker friends and other people who share my interests. This site has become massive, and massively more impersonal than it was when it was only 200k members lol... I suppose in the end, I'm going to have to go out and figure it out all over again, like I did the first time I logged into LostCherry all thos years ago, and had another 'Holy Shit' moment...well...
A Love Letter To Me From Passion Fire The Hun
  Passions Fire said: Dear Jojo I don't care. I know you try REALLY hard to get my attention, and I know you spend HOURS doing what you think are hilarious pictures in an effort to garner that attention. I know you crave my approval, and I know you are desperate, so very desperate, for me just to notice you. And yes, I occasionally do, because I do feel sorry for you sometimes - like now. But I just don't care. Nor will I ever care, Jojo. I hate to break it to you like this, because I know it's harsh. But I won't. Not unless I have a serious brain injury and for some reason my family chooses to let me live with my altered personality and my much-lessened intellect; then and only then, Jojo, will you ever have a chance of me actually speaking to you as if you are not the creepiest old motherfucker in the MuMMs. But please do not place all your hopes onto the brain injury Jojo. I'm sorry, but it's highly unlikely. And if it were to occur Jojo, be assured that 'speaking to you like
Recent Photos Is A Great Place To Kill Time And Appetite.
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Void That Only You Can Fill It
wave of mind get me on cloud nineclosing my eyes its aura of winethinking of sunshine i found you mineappearance of yours say's its all fine moving along with my eyes can vehemence the dreams that never flymelancholy of failures make me in vain with closed eyes i cried in paincontemplating sun to stop rainfolding my wings to fly again  
Grrrrrrrrrr Take 3..maybe?
uggalofir...: do little dicks make you laugh?10:30pmKloverlynn: really?10:31pmjuggalofir...: mines 3.5inches is that big?10:31pmKloverlynn: Little dicks to not mke me laugh nearly as much as grown ass men painting their faces and acting like illiterate desperate hard up fuckwits10:31pmKloverlynn: 3.5 is big..if you are 5 years old...seriously dude this is AT LEAST the 3rd time you have come into my sb with that exact same line10:32pmKloverlynn: tell it lead inthe paint you fucks use? it maybe something un the faygo that makes you assholes so ridiculous?10:34pmKloverlynn: gee why so quiet...little cleaver man got your tongue10:34pmKloverlynn: You fucks DO realize that shit is a cleaver not a fuckin hatchet right10:35pmKloverlynn: he are disappointing me...btw..LAST time you were in my said it was 4 inches...where did the other 1/2 inch go? Melenko a biter?10:38pmKloverlynn: Bummer....guessyou are startin to get a clue about this finally..this is onl
Greetings And Shit
So I figured I'd do another blog since I know you were all just sooooo interested in my last fitness blog. If you remember from my previous account, I started at about 250, worked down to 220, and as of yesterday, I'm at 182 pounds. Me at 250:   Then at 220:   And now at 182:   I'd say the changes are noticeable, eh?   I'll probably update this whenever I have a weigh in with my recruiter.
Lots Of Thinking
I've been doing some thinking today. Some of it has been very random and some things, I should have thought about a long time ago. This will be random and will probably make zero sense, so if you don't want to chance it...don't read. 1. As I was sitting on the recliner, looking at my dog. I wonder what they think. Do they have human thoughts? I mean I know I see some people and think, "Ugh, they are so annoying." Do they think that about other dogs? And I even think some dogs are annoying. Do they see other dogs and think about running far far away from them?  It would make sense to me. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows? 2. After thinking about that, I thought about how the only 'outside life' that this dog has is when he goes outside. Where I live there isn't an area that it can really go for a walk.  I realized that it's a sad life for an inside dog in my area.  The only interaction they have is what is in the house. What happens if they think their  owners are those annoying people? 3.
Fake Of The Day 9/4/2012
Well, Summer is officially over. It's still hot as hell but that's typical. Anyways, here's today's "Fake of the Day"..SCAR... These pictures, with of course no salute... Belong to internet model Scarlet Reyn aka Scarlet Perez. The exact images can be found on the site below and many others via a Google Search: Well, at least they are diversifying their fakes now, instead of the typical Brunette Porn stars. The only "scar" here is the ones on its' victims and of course, the fact that it is now a busted fake.... This fake was bought to you by: Thickalicious@ fubar Have a good week kids, peace.
Her Arrival
She adjusted her seatbelt as theannouncement was made over the plane's intercom to prepare for landing... shecould feel the nervous butterflies in the pit of her stomach as she momentarilypanicked... what was she thinking of when sheagreed to travel across the states to meet with a man from online... yes theyhad spoken on the phone and they had chatted online for a long time... butreality hit her... how much did she really know him? she felt the tension of the plane'sspeed as the wheels touched to the ground... her hands nervously clinging toeach other as the plane slowed and made it's way to the terminal... she watchedout her window and wondered if he was looking out toward the plane... feelingthe same nervous tension in meeting her... she stood and reached into theoverhead compartment for her bag when the plane finally stopped at the terminalgateway and set it down on the seat as she checked herself one last time...making sure the cotton eyelet white blouse was tucked nea
Another Semi Quick Update...
So my fu time has been curtailed. I'm the I.T. Manager of a company near me. Sure I can get "on" fu anytime I want too..but honestly the desire isn't there anymore. I'll log in , change my status message and rate some people and that's pretty much it. Nothing seems to really change around here. Same drama, same faces (same tired acts/crying,etc). I honestly don't miss it. The ADDED bonus is...I'm back to a normal sleeping pattern. I've been catching up on lot's of things I've missed. Such as painting,reading, general house keeping,etc. The best part is a feeling of self worth. Imagine if you will going from f/t w/ excellent benefits to p/t (at best) and just staring at a pc screen. A pc screen showing fubar. For hours on end. And eventually crawling into bed @ 6 am. Am I perfectly happy at this particular time ? Yes and no. Sure I miss conversing with some of you (the list is small one btw). I am however free from the fu addiction and all the associated headaches/drama. A w
Here Is A Rough Draft Of The Auction Rules & Entry Fees
The date of my auction is still to be determined and I will start it when I feel that I have enough entries to make it worthwhile, it will be a no fu buck bids auction unless you specify to me that you do not mind accepting bids of either just fu bucks or fu bucks along with other amenities available here on fubar. Since I plan to make it a no fu bucks auction the entry fee as of now is set to be two credits and I expect everyone will get much more than that for bids so it should not be an issue, but I am willing to work with everyone to make sure that I am not excluding anyone who wishes to participate so please do not be scared off by my initial plan to charge two credits! I will either make your auction pic or have it made for you, or you can choose to make your own auction pic or have someone of your choice make it for you. The auction pic will need to include a pic of you, what you are offering for one month of fu ownership for every level of credits and/or blasts, vip's, Happy Ho
It/s My Birthday
My brithday is to day, I had the best day of my life Thank You Eddie Love Christine        bY Christine 10/6/2012
fing figures.... when the alarm goes off and there is an actual break in at my store the police never attend at the request of the alarm company and only show up after I call them. Tonight its a false alarm there are 4 of them there when I come screaming up in my car. Gawd I wish I had thrown on a bra when I leapt out of bed grabbed a flimsly shirt and tights and went  bombing out the door.    blank stare 
Freaky Or Cool
‘People used to stare at me’: Va. man who got historic full face transplant making an amazing recovery Richard Lee Norris lived as a recluse following 1997 disfigurement. Now he has second lease on life — is able to smell, taste and smile again. Comments (10) BY ANTHONY BARTKEWICZ / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS   Richard Lee Norris, 114 days after undergoing a historic full face transplant. ‘I am now able to walk past people and no one even gives me a second look,’ he says. Seven months after receiving a full face transplant, Richard Lee Norris can go out in public without getting a second look. Norris, 37, is now able to smell and taste, the University of Maryland Medical Center said in an update on his recovery. He can also smile again. He lost his jaws, tongue, nose and lips in 1997 when a 12 gauge shotgun went off in his face as he removed it from its case. After the accident, he spent 15 years living as a recluse, only going out to shop late at nigh
Attention Band Members And Artists!!
Hello all you talented people n things :) I’m writing to let you know that I’m looking for a few good bands and artists to promote.  I have experience with this, but have been out of the business for several years.  Now that my children are pretty much grown, I’m ready to get back into the scene!! I’m working on building my portfolio again.  I will be out and about scouting local artists and bands shooting photographs, networking and getting my feet wet.  I’ll be approaching bands that I feel will work well with my style and services.  I will be blogging about shows on (search Postal).  If you are not a member of fubar you should become one and make a band page!  They support music and have a battle of the bands contest where members can vote daily between two artists AND the prizes aren’t too shabby either! I’m mainly interested in Colorado bands, but I’m willing to travel for the right group/artist. All my services will
All I Want For Christmas
all i want for christmas is a man who loves me for me. who is secure enough that he won't leave me cause i have a male roommate.. who works and has his priorities straight...and who will NOT CHEAT.   is that too much to ask for? apparently it is...   So.. i will take cash instead.
Live Auction Dec 7th Only In Orgy After Hours!!
 YOU GUYS ASKED FOR IT SO HERE IT IS!!  We are holding yet another live auction!!! Now is your chance to enter! Its open for any member of the lounge! We want to make it fun and exciting for everyone!! If you want to join just leave a comment on this blog!! Also to make it easier send me a private message with your offers and a link to a picture! We will run this one differently than the last one! Rules will be posted in another blog that will come shortly! Lets make this a fun event!    Your Events Manager Blue Eyes
Meaningless Bullshit
Proviso 1: Pretty much everything on this site *is* meaningless bullshit if you really wanna argue the point.   Proviso 2: It does not have to be that way, hence the rest of this rant.   We have one life (Proviso 3: let's not get into a religious discussion - fuck off).   So why then do we insist on spending the majority of it engaging in platitudes, aphorisms and soundbyte bullshit that does absolutely nothing.   In the face of adversity, we cry and we rant and we...we fucking PRAY.   It makes us feel better, apparently.    What it does not do, however, is any fucking good at all.   Why do we not choose to learn from things? Why do we not seek to change things? Why do we not seek real engagement on real issues and actually make our words and actions worth a fuck?   In the face of a tragedy, we enact the same behaviours we do for the trivial. We never take a moment to learn from something, make that something meaningful or worthy or somehow have an impact - we just wrin
A New Year, A New Look At Life
Happy New Year my fu family and fu friends.... :) 2012 was quite a year for me.  I had a few accomplishments in my life and a few failures.  I am proud of the accomplishments and will try harder to make the failures into successful accomplishments.  Fu has been fun.  It was fun to maintain the # 2 position behind Candi for several months.  In the beginning, it was fun being red and I considered it an accomplishment also.  However, its time consuming, its costly and its stressful.  I cannot thank some people enough for their support and help... to help me stay red.  There are too many to mention, but I can't thank my buddy Small Town Girl enough for being there for good times and bad.  I wish everyone could find a friend like her.  She accepts me as I am, stands by me when I need a friend and is just an overall great friend.  She knows how to make the tears go away and make the laughs come daily.  And the best part, is our friendship is not limited to fu.... she is a real friend who I
Anatomy Of A Blow Job
The mighty women of earth come forward and speak out as to the true feelings, fears, emotions, and complexities of performing oral sex."Ok dudes, listen up!" First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. Extension to rule1 - So if you get one, be grateful. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. My ears are NOT handles. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? I don't care HOW relaxed you get; it is NEVER OK to fart. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. If I have to pause to remove a pu
Welcome To Fubar
    Fubar = fun! fubar has a little something for everyone. Whether it’s hanging out with friends, meeting new people or getting your game on, everything you do on fubar earns you points which helps you level. When you level you unlock new features which allow you to have more fun. fubar runs on fubucks the common virtual currency which allows you to buy drinks for friends, play games and help other members on the site. Whenever you earn points for doing things on fubar, you also earn fubucks. The more points you accumulate the quicker you will level up and unlock new features. If you need immediate assistance, stop by the fubar Support Lounge and chat live, 24/7. Image 1Let's start by Validating your email....Refer to Image 1 for this section: 1.Start this process by clicking the Finish Your Profile link. 2.Type in your Zip Code and choose a gender then click the return to fubar button.3.Now che
The top  three need temp Demon Family adds, the bottom three need any type of family adds.   Updated 6/18/13  
Just Blah
I'm thinking about you tonight. I don't know why. The last thing you said to me was that you didn't get it. You should have. We haven't talked in about a year. It makes me sad, you were my best friend. I know things change, but did they really have to change that much? I would have never thought it would have....not for us.   Wishful thinking and my brain thinking is making me not myself. Someone help me!
Of Course It Happened On A Monday
This morning before I got out of bed I got peed on by two separate cats. A little back story. Our gray cat Beezy thinks that Gidget is out to get her. A noise startled them both one night and in the ensuing carnage of both cats running to hide Beezy got it into her head that Gidget tried to kill her. Gidget is a sweet cat who wants nothing more than to not have any trouble ever. We slowly reintroduced them over the course of months and everything had calmed down. Until a few days ago when Gidget ran into the bedroom while Beezy was eating. Beezy flipped. She is scared but attacks rather than retreats. There was a fight but no one was injured and they are back to segregation and reintroduction. Jezebel the youngest and sweetest cat saw the recent attack and was scared so she went back to living in the house rather than the bedroom. Last night Jez wanted back in the bedroom so I brought her in with me just before I went to sleep. Jez must have been nervous because s
And Blocked ... Pity I Was Cited He Was From Canada :s
reply Useless: your broadcasting album is kinda pointless for you to make fun of peoples looks .. when you look 68 years old yourself and nearly identical twin to my grandmother b4 she died in the 90s 7:35pm reply Useless: i also wonder if your REAL life friends and family would think youre as cool as you THINK you are on here hehe .. like highschool child trapped in a 68 year old granny body 7:52pm more To Useless: oh fffs make up your mind do I look like a 68 year old or a dead 90 year old .....sorry is one of your fat chicks in there 7:54pm reply Useless: she was 68 when she killed herself ... and no i dont knwo any of those people .. i just think you seem like out of your way to be a childish bully as lame as that sounds .. like you must have a really pathetic life i guess .. you make fun of fuwhores but you and your fuwhore friend showing your tits and and and ... just think youre a hypocritical joke is all 7:56pm reply Useless: add to
I just had a pic flagged as NSFW. I know it is but never bothered flagging it before. I'm wondering though...half the pic/gif comments left on most pages are of couples fooling can see the tits, the nudity..just not the nipples. You couldn't see nipples in my pic either (not OF me, but the pic that was flagged..which is a very cheerful pic actually). How come such a pic is nsfw but all them (some pretty explicit) comments aren't? can someone be warned that a pic is NSFW before he clicks on it in an album? If I mark that album as nsfw (cause of that pic) I won't be able to use the rest of the pics in it as a default and they are lacking in nudity. It's just all such hard work at times..annoying as fuck. I'm only wondering cause I obviously lack caffeine and brains this am.
Updates And Such
Well, I finally have some good news :)   Some of you know my Mom has been ill for a while now. Well today they scheduled her surgery. She gets the tumor taken out Monday :) :) My Mom will be back to normal fairly soon.
These Are The Moments
  House is still  everyone still deep in slumber Van Morison playing low softly singing along  the smell of coffee brewing  a soft breeze carries  through the room the realisation that this day is another chance for happiness another chance to get it right A smile still lingering from a wonderful conversation had just a few hours before  the comforting sound of my son breathing softly in the arms of sleep   how very blessed I am  looking at my child so peaceful brings a tear  not of sadness but from an overwhelming feeling of love i reach out and run my hand through his red hair and smile this very moment I am at peace  these are the  times that give me  strength  memories i  can carry in my heart a place i can run to when the day tries to overpower what strength I have  suddenly  the quiet is broken with the whisper of mama I love you  that is the exact moment I know my life has true meaning I couldn't ask for more        *(note still tweaking this piece  its u
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Storm Chasing - In Memory Of My Friends Tim, Paul, And Carl
When people see my name, a lot of them think "Storm Chaser" so cool!The fact of the matter is that most of the time it is cool, but it is also very dangerous no matter how much training you have.This weekend, the storm chasing community lost 3 of our own.  Tim Samaras, his son Paul Samaras, and Carl Young were killed while chasing the El Reno Oklahoma tornado Friday night.I knew Tim and Carl on a personal level and they were two of the greatest chasers ever.  Tim was always focused on safety and making sure his team was out of danger.This weekend I was tore up when I found out.  The chasing community is very close and we all look out for eachother.Chasing is an incredible experience, but a lot of people dont realize that there is another side of chasing that we dont like to talk about.  This is it.RIP Tim, Paul, and Carl.  You will all be missed very much.
Fucking Twat
licker: Very sexy! What does twat mean in the US ? 10:32pm To licker: lmaooooooooooo 10:33pm licker: Well some people here don't know! Here it means cunt ! 10:34pm To licker: lmaoo well thats a more harsh meaning of it... just moron .. its just a word . 10:36pm To licker: and shr blocked me! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO 10:37pm To licker: *she 10:37pm licker: Lol oh well ! I'd like to lick your twat ! 10:38pm To licker: fucking twat 10:38pm licker: Lol should I block you ?  10:39pm
I Need Me A "freudian" Bitch!
  ·new friend request from 'Mz Ginger FE2 B...' received 27 mins ago Mz Ginger FE2 B... became your fan +21 points 27 mins ago ·Mz Ginger FE2 B... just sent you a message 28 mins ago ·Mz Ginger FE2 B... just invited you to join his mob in fuMafia 28 mins ago ·Mz Ginger FE2 B... likes you +2310 points 28 mins ago · Divine Guide BIKERXS FE2 MzG... just checked you out 28 mins ago ·Mz Ginger FE2 B... rated you an '11' +105 points 30 mins ago · Halo Bender Mz Ginger FE2 B... just checked you out Soooo...i'm like.... 4:38pm more To Mz Ginger ...: fuck off point whore 4:40pm reply
My Back
Hello Friends... I'm writin' this to let You know what's been goin' on with Me lately .... First off I will give You some background of My back cuz that's what it's all about....So You'll understand...... In Jan of 2007 ...I was startin to go down My stairs in My house...I had socks on My feet and a long sleeve sleep shirt on ( and Yes I had sleep pants on too ) as I went to take a step off the top stair My sleeve got caught on the railin' and My socks made My feet slip off the top stair which thru Me off  blanance ...I was in a downward motion...My feet went up in the My sleeve caught on the railin' and was slidin' down the rail as I was fallin' and bouncin' down 8 stairs on the lower part of My back...the only thing that stopped Me from hittin the bottom of the stairs  was My top was now stranglin the sleeve got caught on the part of the railin that holds the railin to the wall......Well Can We OUCH...anyways I went to the Dr's and had test's and they found the L5
Dutchyms Ii
Ill start of the fake recognitions with this...     Source?
Our First
We "knew" each other from the internet. Years of talking made us fast friends, perhaps more. We've never met, but we've been in each others dreams. Our waking moments have been clouded with visions of the other. Intense, passioned, sometimes overwhelming urges controlling us when we least expect. Each have seen pictures of the other, we've videochatted...but never seen each other in person, not yet.    Now was the moment of truth. My palms sweat as the elevator takes me up to the floor you're staying on. My heart hammers as I walk down the corridor, my mind screams at me to "make a good impression" as I knock on the door. The door opens, time stands still. There you are before me, the vision I knew would be awaiting. I stammer out a hello, awkwardly enter the room to hug you. You feel right in my arms, like you belong, like you've always needed to be there and only now are filling the void where you always should have been. I pull back briefly, looking into your eyes, and go in for a
Update On Recent Activity On Here
this is just a update on what someone blogged me about being a fake all i can say is wtf ever. i have been on this site 5 years fubar can check that this is not a stolen page or anything it was made at this ip address. fyi when people are in a coma like i was icu 3 months 6 months hospital stay  appearance does change. that was 4 years ago hell i dont even look the same as pics taken last month.  true it is my fault for not updating my pics but to be honest with you how many people on here keep their stuff updated. i know plenty that have changed in appearance and have not updated their stuff, its a personal decision if they wish to do that. and just a fyi im not going anywhere im still going to be here and still will be playing things will be updated like i said in the last blog i made as i feel like it. to me it seems like the person who had me blogged by this person is a bit upset cause im happy and engaged r/l.  the person who blogged it hell who knows he has no life but to come on
More On Who I Am
If you have already read my profile, this blog should be more in depth. Let's see. I'm a licensed massage therapist, graduated top of my class, and currently practicing for over a year now. I love helping others with personal issues they can't figure out on their own and helping those deal with physical pain. I can't stand it when someone is hurting. I have had my fair share of pain both emotionally and physically, so I can relate. I have had 7 surgeries from now since 18 years of age. Surgery doesn't scare me anymore. I just want to get it over with. I have a hard exterior and soft interior meaning that my shield is always up and if I suspect anything of you I don't like you will be cast aside and quickly. I am delicate on the inside and can easily get hurt. It's usually by those I have let in. Believe me, I just don't let anyone in. I'm very specific and yes, I will figure it out if you're not worth my time. I have studied human behavior for the better part of 18 years. It's rather f
The Nightmare Before Christmas Lottery
What Will Be UNDER Your Bed??   Info: The buy in price for our little lottery will be a 12 Credit bling pack! 25 spots (Beds) to choose from in PHOTO ALBUM, all numbered and ONLY 1 spot per person. Spots (Numbers) can be picked starting at 12AM FU time Friday November 29th when the photo album opens. The pick (Spot/Number) must be made by PRIVATE MESSAGE and payment must follow once your number is given. Picks (Numbers) are first come first given, so you will be notified if you need to pick another number. The lottery numbers will be picked on Monday December 23rd at 8PM Fu Time. If all numbers are taken before that date then a new pick date will be discussed with all entrants. Winners: When all numbers are taken and the lottery folder is TOTALLY set the winning numbers will be picked as follows.. A person picked by me who has NO knowledge of the contest or even fubar will place all numbers in a winning pattern. All entrants will be notified of who this person is before nu
Take Take Take
Thanksgiving is over and Christmas is on it's way, it's the time of year to look back over the past year. Lets take this time to look back over your FU year and how it looks going forward. Do you have fun on the site right now? Do you feel that you are respected on the site by the people who run it? Are you happy with the path that the site seems to be on? A few Months ago the Leveling requirements known as "The Widowmaker" and "The White Knuckler" were taken away as requirements to level. That was a great idea for those people who hadn't already done them, but what about the MANY people who had spent their precious time doing these requirements..YOU got NOTHING. Now a few days ago Fubar in all their wisdom decided that adding new levels was a great idea..Now I think EVERYONE would agree that new levels were needed and a great idea..At the same time they did this they also decided that RIPPING the Crowns away from people who had already earned them by reaching level 57 was also a g
An American Tribute To British Drivers
The United States and the United Kingdom have many important similarities, but a rigorous driving test is not one of them. As an American who recently passed the UK driving theory and practical tests, I have newfound respect for all the motorists I encounter on British roads. To get my American license when I was 16 years old, I had to take a very short multiple choice theory test. Having not studied and never driven, I passed easily. Then I took a practical test that consisted of a 15-minute amble through a flat rural area. I performed poorly, and at the end of my test the examiner turned to me and said, "You really don't know what you're doin', do ya?" And he passed me. I initially assumed the UK test was comparable to the one across the pond. But then I read that the large majority of UK motorists fail their first driving exam. And I heard horror stories of Americans and other foreigners failing multiple times. I began to study (or "revise" as you Brits say) in earnest. I'm a doc
Red Is Earned
So as we all know the ranking game has been changed(destroyed) by the new requirement that people make the top 10 (“RED”)once to reach level 58. On the surface this is a reasonable idea but it has disrupted the current system of trades and buy ins that have driven the “ranking game” for some time. This change has also made those alliances and relationships, that we have spent countless to hours built, worthless. A long time ranking player made some astute, all be it unpopular observations, about what this will do and what we could to compensate for the new influx of part timers who will obviously disrupt the system and he was attacked for it. Now for he people who don't normally play the rank game this requirement seems unfair, making RED was an insurmountable task and expensive. It is supposed to be hard and expensive and to take a long time. That is how it is designed, to keep you spending money. (duh) These players who now want get in to the game for
Fubar In A Nutshell
What Is Boot Camp?
Many of you have been asking about the NEW "boot camp" link? We created fubar boot camp to help our new members learn how to use different features on fubar. We displayed the boot camp button on EVERYONE's page, because when you complete you get an achievement. We knew everyone would want in on a FREE achievement.  You can turn off the boot camp link in your settings, PS: Please do not complain about this. We are giving you an achievement!    
Its Fookin Murder
Well its been three days since i last had a cigarette after about 29 years of smoking, had to give up for health reasons, could no longer run for a bus and was coughing up bits of lung everywhere which aint attractive, so am on the nicotine patches and being like oscar the grouch on acid hahahahah so if you are having the same problem and could do with someone to talk to who is as well let me know as i am in between, I dont belong in the realms of the non smokers yet and I dont belong with the smokers no more, its hellish being in limbo, got to try and not feed my face till it bursts now.
Welcome to my blog. This is just the first of many new features we are about to drop.
Tell Me!!
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why? 7. Describe me in 1 word! 8. What was ur first impression of me? 9. Do u still think the same? 10. What reminds u of me? 11. If you could give me anything wot would it be? 12. How well do u know me? 13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me? 14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't? 15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ? 16. Are you going to put this on ur blog and see what i say about you? 17. Would you ever meet up with me?
Online Friends
No You Didn't
I am not a bitch, unless provoked! I shouldn't have to deal with all the childish bullshit that you always subject others to. Why don't you just grow up. You say you are grown, yet you act like a dumb ass. Why do you still rebel all the time. Act your age. Stop being promiscuous. stop playing games. Stop stealing and stop lying to the people that you say are your best friends. You ask all the time why i am acting different... its called growing up. its called taking responsibility. its called thinking before i act... MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!!!
Dumb Blondes A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119". ----- There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "
Oh, Oh!
You mean that some one thought it was cool for me to have a place where I can rant 'n' rave and spew @#&! from my dark happy place? Hehehe, let the bs fly and hit you in the eye! Hmmm, wtf should i serve up first — a lot of crap's been on my mind lately... Oh I got it! I hereby profoundly state from my cyber-soapbox that I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Who (woman only) would do me?
Poem I Wrote Titled... Mother
I Believe . . .
Karma's a bitch . In freedom of speech . Money isn't everything, but pretty damn close . Its not funny until somebody gets hurt . Theres no 'I' in team . You don't know what you've got, til' its gone . Honesty is the best policy . Everything happens for a reason . Wisdom begins in wonder . If she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you . Stupid people should wear signs . Life without cable TV is worthless . D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody) .
Sick Of The Bullshit
Thank You
To all my Lost Cherry fans and friends .......... thank you. I will be deleting my account in the next few days ........ I had so much fun in Lost Cherry. One online experienced I will never forget. THANK YOU again
At The Pool
mmmmmmmmmm baby i walk past the pool and i see you there laying in the chaise lounge with your shirt off and just in your shorts enjoying the sun no one eles is around the pool is empty and i walk by you and go in to the pool, your still laying there so i playfully splash water on you to get your attention. you sit up and a smile crosses your face you come into the pool and come near me all i'm wearing is a tshirt and bra and a pair of shorts. the water is a little cold so my nipples are showing you reach over and undo my bra and slip it off and toss it up where the towels are u get me in to one corner of the pool and start rubing my breasts and kissing my neck as i have my arms and legs wraped around you i feel your hard cock up against me so i reach down and i begin to start stroking you. feeling you getting harder and throbing mmmm baby u feel so good in my hands i slip off your shorts and i slip off mine i guide your cock to my pussy and i slide
Bike Riders
I'm still trying to figure this blog thing out... but just wanted to know who all here is a bike rider?
The Stairs
I Would Take A Bullet Fer Yer....
Boy : "Hey, hun!" Girl: "Hey" Boy : "I missed yer at school today, why weren't yer there?" Girl: "Yeah, i had to go to the doctor" Boy : "Oh, really? Why?" Girl: "Oh nothin, annual shots, thats all" Boy : "Oh!" Girl: "So what did we do in math today?" Boy : "Yer didnt miss anythin that great.....just lots of notes" Girl: "Ok good" Boy : "Yeah" Girl: "Hun, I have a question.... Boy : "Ok, ask away.." Girl: ........"How much do yer love me?" Boy : "Yer know i love yer more than anything, hun!" Girl: "Yeah....." Boy : "Why did yer ask?" Girl: (..........>silencesounding worried
To Remember Me
To Remember Me Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face, or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car, so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses, and all prejudice against my fellow man. Give my sins to the devil. Give my soul to God. If, by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked, I will live forever... Love, Angelus
Love Doesn’t Need A Reason!
Love doesn’t need a reason! Lady : "Why do you like me? Why do you love me?" Man : "I can't tell the reason... But I really like you..." Lady: "You can't even tell me the reason... How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?" Man : "I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you." Lady: "Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her, but not you!" Man : "OK...OK!!! Erm...because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements..." (( Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.)) The Man then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content: Dearest, Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of your care and concern then I like you... Now t
Friends Aka Goodbye Lostcherry
For those who are on my friend list... See... some of you do pay attention! For those who are on my friend list...I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake In here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as (numerous things such as "Goodbye LostCherry, Too all my friends, etc.) Having received the preceding bulletin and so many many of the very same questionnaires over and over, I was prompted to write a bit about it. I totally have to agree that there
Goodbye To All Lost Cherry Friends...
For those who are on my friend list... See... some of you do pay attention! For those who are on my friend list...I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake In here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as (numerous things such as "Goodbye LostCherry, Too all my friends, etc.)
Blog Reader History..
readers of blog postings now show up to the left of the comments area for each blog posting. poke around and let me know what you think... :-) -mike
Well I'll start off by saying that my weeks can't get any worse or can they? Well I found it they can. You see I made the mistake of telling someone we should be friends and now I feel like she's gonna walk out of my life. I feel like I'm in the wrong because I told her what I did. I did it because I didn't want to lead her on and I feel like everything is going to shit now. So as I sit here and write this blog and shire this with each of you my heart is continuing to break and tears continue to fall down my cheeks. I feel as if I can't do anything right without having something else happen and I really hate it. My reasons to even get up in the mornings and everything is because of my son, my friends, my family, & my fans. I can't even begin to describe the pain I feel and the emotions I'm feeling. It's like I'm losing everyone and everything I touch, get close to, and even talk to. Well that's my blog for now. Thanks for reading it. Love you all. ~AJ~
My True Soul Mate
My True Soul Mate When I First Met You On A Lonely Blue Morning On A Hot Summer Day. You Told Me My Words Soothed And Comforted You Through Warming Rays Of The Sun Of A Hot Summer Day. You Felt My Thoughts Of Love As I Comforted You Like The Oceans Calling Of Mystical Rhythms. As You Told Me My Kindness Refreshed Your Heart Like A Stormy Sunday Afternoon In Your Arms Where I Belonged. You Spoke Of My Gentleness As It Calmed You And Made All Your Fears And Pains All Fade Away. You Told Me My Sweetness Engulfed You Like Passionate Wildflowers In June. As You Told Me My Selflessness Enriched You Like A New Promise Of A New Day Rizing In A Beautiful Magical Sunrise. As My Hopes And Dreams Surround You In A Lonely World We Live In. It’s Our Love That We Share Together As One That Envelopes Us On This Magical And Passionate Journey Of Love That We Feel Strongly For Each Other. And For This Soulmatic Magical Passion We Share. I Thank You So Very Much For Being In Life
My Life
do you ever wonder, as you get older, if your s/o is just gonna dump you for someone else??? younger, prettier, any reason at all??? or am i the only one who feels this way? sometimes it just seems to much. women get older, and men get sexier as they age. why is that. why can't we be sexier as we age??? hmmmm. just don't seem fair. i am still pretty. but, i feel so inadequate at times i coul djust die. i really feel that men should appreciate women for who they are and not just what they look like sorry y'all for spitin that out at ya, but i think it suckzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Poem: What A Day
Rain hitting the window on a Sunday afternoon The Radio station is playing a great tune Outside its Gray the street is wet Inside i am as relaxed as I will get The Computer is on but no one around Watching the rain hit the puddles on the ground. All those pictures of people who don'speak Certain to be more this time next week Even my poems have had over 200 hits Off course this pleases me thrills me to bits But only a few fantastic people have commented This leaves me puzzled but not tormented
Poem: Scotland
Scotland Land of the Loch Ness Monster, is she real? Who really cares how others feel She is Scottish whether Myth or fact Like Whiskey also, and thats no act Have you seen our Lochs,green hills to the shore We have it all and so much more There's the kilt and whats worn below If he is a true Scot, lift it and you will know A fearsome beast lives there worse than Nessie If he wears pants he is a big Jessie Scots people will welcome you all the time And if you don't get a dram then thats a crime
My Precious Daughters(poem)
From the moment you both came into my life You've decorated my heart with Love Two precious girls whom I've been blessed From Gods special hands from above. You're teenagers now and my memories flash To the moment I brought you home I'd sit and hold you close to my heart so my love you'd always know. I remember each night I'd watch you sleep The little smiles and laughter rang out and how happy the thoughts I'd have inside to know that this is what true loves about. Your first steps were much anticipated but now looking back came too soon, for now you dont need me to do those things as simple as tying up your shoes. Your first day of school has come and gone but I hold tight to those days, watching you walk in as though you were grown I'll never stop being amazed. Now I'm known as"Alycia and Laurens Mom" and with that I take such pride, There's been no greater gift for me than my two daughters by my side. No money in the world could give so much as the memor
Man On Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
Well, Holden gave me a nice scare Thursday morning. He came to me looking pale as can be and he said he didn't feel well. Turned out he was running a fever of 104. The fever wouldn't break for anything and the doctor wasn't able to find the source of the fever. Well, finally, after ruling out everything else, he did a whole tox screen on him and found out he had gotten bit. He was bit on his back by a spider and had an allergic reaction. There were no red streaks on his body so it wasn't something that we even thought of looking for. Well, once we knew what was wrong, we were able to get him treated and his fever broke. He is doing much better now and is sleeping peacefully. Yeah, now that he took about 10 years off of my life. lol I love my boy so much and am just relieved that he is going to be okay.
I Always....
I always wanted to have a friend like you - whose smile could chase the shadows from any room and whose laughter could bring rainbows to even the stormiest days I always wanted to have a friend like you - who brightens every conversation with wit, charm, and a fresh, new perspective on life. I always wanted to have a friend like you - who will lasting source of love and happiness. I always wanted to have a friend like you. And now I am SO GLAD I DO!!!
I Won 2nd Place In Stang's Tattoo Contest
Music Video Codes By
A Tear
Babe when your alone and sad and i can't be there,To kiss away your sadness my love,I wish i could be that tear,That runs down your cheek to your lips,So i can take away your sadness and pain,AS that tear that ran down to kiss your beautiful lips. writings of my feelings,not copied
The Im
I just had fun with a random IM...... Him: hey gorgeous Me: howdy hoo Him: whatcha doing Me: playing online him: oh got toys Me: yup i gots lots Him: superb :D wanna share what you're doing with me Me: well barbie is smacking ken right now:/ Him: wtf who? Me: barbie you dumbo like barbie doll:/ Him: i mean the other toys babe Me: oooh i got a train set:D is that what you mean? Him: Um whats your asl? Me: whats a asl? Him: Your age? Me: Oh im 12:D Him: omfg you're kidding me right? Me: no:/ would you like to talk to my daD:/ Him: Him has now logged out your session has ended.
Don't Ya Wanna Be A Shoe Salesman. ;) Warning...racy
You got up from the chair, and the shop had both a full length mirror and one of those angled mirrors for you to check to see how they looked. You positioned yourself almost directly in front of the angled mirror while I was pretending to look in the full length mirror to see the "whole look", and you caught me looking directly at the angled mirror which was giving me a perfect view up your dress. You then parted your legs pretty wide; giving the appearance of sticking one leg out at a time to check the look. You knew I saw every inch of your ass and pussy in the mirror, and that made it start to get really fun. You then proceeded to walk right back to where I was sitting down, and while still standing in front of your chair and facing me, you leaned over from the waist and proceeded to tighten the boot laces. you actually saw the material of the top of your dress fall away from your breasts, and you knew I got a totally unobstructed view of both breasts and both nipples less than a fo
Well it cost me $304 to fix my car. That is two times plus four what it was going to take for me to jump off a bridge. I opted not to though. My sway bar (whatever the fuck THAT is) was broke and needed replaced, I needed new brake pads, new windshield wiper blades, a front end alignment, and something else but I can't remember what it was. Oh well, such is life
"portrait Of A Friend"
"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
So You Think You Know Me?
the name is GINA. and i pretty much LOVE my life! sn=gnahgurl0107, i/m me sometimes. january 7th. I expect presents. i live in corpus christi. i use to live in new Orleans and that’s where my heart is. the whole time I was in Los Angeles I got hit on by every waiter possible. i am very animated, and love cartoons, in fact that’s my career goal is to become a top animator. I did interns with Disney animation and felt like I achieved my life dream. I love KWAZIE hats and I collect them. if you want to see me in them just ask. go saints! i love my family and call my mom at least 3 times a day. oh did i tell you, i have the best family. so be jealous! i admit i've recently become a daddy's girl get over it. but i'm not spoiled. In fact, my dad and I use to fight constantly growing up. i get taken advantage of VERY easily. i try to be MEAN but... it doesn't work i do have a short temper. i take holidays and birthdays very seriously i have eyes that chan
:) ok, it's oficial: since i wasn't eating a lot this week (in fact almost anything, just drinking mate and coffee), i decided to continue but eating less.. how do you call it? YAY DIET! i started a diet (forced but it's ok lol) so anyone that wants to leave some messages to say go girl and stuff, will be most welcome!! :D lots of love! :-* mwahz!
I'm Entering My First Contest - Beautiful Breasts
I just sent out my entry in a beautiful breasts contest. I have a pretty low self esteem, and I never entered any kind of beauty contest before. This is the pic I just entered. ADULT PIC! **NEW LINK FOR WEEK OF OCT 8** [ photo: 1264468301 ] I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake, I just sent the PM to the lady in charge and a link to that pic. There are already pic's up about 7 of them. What I'm worried about is someone in the contest is popular and has a ton of friends, you know when you get a shout in you box asking you to vote for someone you don't even know. I like to go to the site and see the pic's and vote for the person I want to. It seems that some are more of a popularity contest. I choose this contest site because the rules are a little different then most. It says "Winner is based on the highest rating, not the number of votes so don't forget to vote for the pic's you don't like too." Seeing that put me at ease a little but I'm still wondering
feeling like a horny little devil. Request a pic and i will grant your wish
Well I work as a catering server for Xcel Energy Center in Saint Paul. (one of my THREE jobs) Well I take the bus right now cuz my car was repo'd in Texas cuz my ex-bastard fiancee sucked me dry for all of my cash.....ANYWAYS, WHILE I was working...someone tipped me...which like NEVER happens...we work on gratuity that is on our checks...but that was cool that he did that, I took it anyways even though I wasn't supposed to, then a woman walked up to me and told me I had the prettiest eyes...made my night. After work, I was catching the bus, and asked some dude where an all-night Walgreens or drug-store was around the area, he wound up telling me I had a killer personality and he would be honored to hook up with me!!! hahaha I was flattered, but not interested...anywho, then I head onto the bus, there were these two young guys sitting across from me and one of them had one of those killer old-school spikey wristbands on. I commented I loved it and we got to talkin about the
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 3~*
piercedqt: Hi ANONYMOUS: u kt umah k piercedqt: english ANONYMOUS: opss soie ANONYMOUS: u r at home ANONYMOUS: arent u?? piercedqt: Yes I'm at home, in the basement torture chamber. ANONYMOUS: waaa ANONYMOUS: r u serious gurl piercedqt: Yep - my girlfriend likes to lock me up when she goes to work. She's weird like that,,,, but at least she lets me have a computer down here... and I've hidden a couple of her vibrators up my butt so I can have some fun whilst she's away from home. ANONYMOUS: u r a male /female piercedqt: I'ma sexy bitch! ANONYMOUS: hooh ANONYMOUS: so u r a les?? piercedqt: Sometimes. ANONYMOUS: erm ANONYMOUS: so why she doin dat 2 u ANONYMOUS: she jealous piercedqt: Well, probably because I have a habit of chipping my teeth on her vibrators whilst she's working. She doesn't like me to have too much fun... and this one time, and band camp, I tried to screw myself in the ear with a vibrator! ANONYMOUS: ermm ANONY
Tears In My Eyes
Written:By Blossom_Rose
Paige 'jason's Angel' Zhipper Exposed!
People are constantly lying on the internet. It is nothing new, maybe it will be about their job, or their weight. When people are given the oppertunity to be anything they want to be, some will choose to make their life exciting. But what if someone takes it too far? Like, they faked an illness or a death? Sadly this kind of thing happens and it is going on right here on Lost Cherry. And this where the story begins. It starts off with a girl named Paige Zhipper. Now, I didn't know Paige personally and if I did, I would be very angry with her right now. But I did not find out her story until after her 'death'. You see, someone on this site swears they have seen her pictures on myspace before( I won't mention names in case they don't want to be revealed but I will give credit if she approves). Nothing new, it could've been a case of mistaken idenitity or possibly her own account on myspace but after taking a close look at Miss Zhipper's pictures, I ( as well as others) noticed so
Joke Of The Day 10/2/06
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
Bad News
So yesterday the doctor called me. So much for having a normal test. I went into the office and she sat me down and told me that when they sent my results out, they came back abnormal. They found cells that shouldn't be there. Displasia (sp) is what it is I guess. I told her already told her my cervix was not normal and was covered in spots and a weird lining and the gyno didn't even know what it is when they looked at it a few years ago. She then told me that I was in the middle of healthy and hitting cancer stages. So now I have to go back and get another piece of my cervix clipped to see if they can stop the cells from spreading...and to see if my cervix needs frozen. She told me depending on this...I may still be able to have kids one day but have to go through all this first to find out. What a way to start my week huh?
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 4~*
mu_2007go: hi imu_2007go: h r u piercedqt: Hi, I could be better. piercedqt: Do you know what PMS is? piercedqt: ANSWER ME NOW!!! imu_2007go: wana chat with me? piercedqt: (Sorry - that's an effect of the PMS) imu_2007go: no imu_2007go: pakistan mental serveice piercedqt: Well PMS is like a disease, only worse... because I am forced to suffer monthly. imu_2007go: r u mental piercedqt: Yes, Pakistan Mental Servive... I'm clearly Pakistanian. I'm clearly mental... I'd have sex with you for a bottle of extra strength midol. piercedqt: PMS can make me mental, yes. piercedqt: Homicidal, too. imu_2007go: ok zaa koni piercedqt: Speak english, you fuck... piercedqt: Or my PMS will take over! imu_2007go: matha english nee razi piercedqt: I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do... if you continue to talk like a fucktard. imu_2007go: the english waya ooooo za ba pushto wayam imu_2007go: ok piercedqt: What the heck is o
My One And Only Complaint Ever!
OMG, I am sorry to do this, but I am tired of the whinning and crying on here. This is strictly my oppinion and if you agree you can repost, if you do not, then please ignore. When I started on cherry I was naive and thought that when I would go to someone's page and rated ALL their pictures, added them as a fan, a friend, and left all the cherry love I could, that the favor would be returned. However I quickly learned that not everyone did this. I even went as far as posting things as stupid as I am going to remove you from my friend list unless... God what a fool I was. Since then I have came to the conclusion that I am a good person and will continue to do what is right no matter if it is returned or not. That is just life. Even though I make tons of skins for everyone to rip in tons of different themes (most of which I have no interest in but I know others do) I honestly do not expect everyone to take even a quarter of the time it took me to make the skin to go thr Friends Here Are The First Of The Public To Read An Excerpt From My Novel
Seamus reached his hands behind Erin and slowly unbuttoned her gown as he kissed her deeply upon the mouth and her yearning neck. He eased her gown down from her shoulders as he kissed her her body slowly, not to miss an inch of flesh with his lips. Erin submitted totaly to her beloved as she attended his clothing just as slowly and patiently as Seamus had hers.Her fingers gently glided across his rippled chest and stomache. They stood there in the flame light of the fire, gazeing into their sensual passions, that gleemed in eachothers eyes.Seamus reached around Erins neck to remove her hair pin. Erins long brown hair droped and casscaded over her body. Seamus looked at her in total erotic desire. Seamus grasped Erins hips has he lowered her to the floor infront of the fire. Kissing her from her neck to her breasts as they slowly met the floor. He caressed her with his fingertips from her shoulders and along her body to the inside of her thighs. Erin grasped Seamus's back w
i did not think it was possible to miss someone this much. he has only been gone since tuesday, and it feels like a lifetime. to not be able to touch him when i want, get a hug, see him smile, hear him laugh. wake up and know he's right there. to not have his help with the house and the kids. it is so empty here with him gone. i can't stand it. for 3 years, we have not been apart. now this seems endless. i am filled with a loneliness i can't describe. i wish i could have held him a little longer, kissed him a little better, spent a little more time before he left. i feel so alone. 4 kids in the house, and i feel lost. next friday cannot come soon enough for me.
So I've Decided...
that every week, im gonna post a new question on here, for all you friends and fans of mine to answer... just so i can get to know some of you better... this weeks question- whats the girliest habit you have? and dont be embarrassed. :)
The Drama
I don't know about the rest of you on here, but I am tired of the drama. I refuse to take sides and I wish they would keep the shit out of the Bulletins. I really like this site, but if the drama get's any worse I might leave. Chris
Daily Question #1
ive decided to make this a daily question, not weekly. cause a week is too long. lol. what kind/color of panties do you like the best of a girl? im mainly asking this just to see if i own them or not.. LOL i have a lot of underwear. xo
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If ya havent smiled or giggled, get ready loool comments & ratings are always welcome & appreciated Huggs all & have a great day!!! Debbie
Are You Drawn Out?
Drawn Out so our lines are lost on the smallest details of a life that you tossed pushed out over your rail and my wounds run deep through the one that's so sad heart's fallen beneath the touch of your hand and its all drawn out there's nothing inside and nothing to hold nothing to find its wearing' me out this feeling inside I'm all drawn out and the promise we break it and the reasons we fake it bring us farther apart from the love that we make as the poisonous time leaves us gasping for air we run for the past but were already there and its all drawn out there's nothing inside and nothing to hold nothing to find and its wearing me out this feeling inside and its all drawn out its all drawn out I'm all drawn out
Master's Creed
Above all else He cherishes His slave, in the knowledge that the gift she gives Him is the greatest gift of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that He may control others. As a stern and demanding Master, He can cause His slave to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, He will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Master will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask His slave to put Him before her career, or family, just to satisfy His own pleasure. To win His slave's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, He knows He must first win her trust. He will show His slave humor, k
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 6~*
stevernixon: hi piercedqt: Fuck off, please and thanks. stevernixon: oh really stevernixon: how about me fucking u off piercedqt: How about ya just fuck yourself? stevernixon: well i just did that ..i about me and u together fuck each other off stevernixon: but ill pay u, how much piercedqt: If I were a whore - I'd consider it - but I'm not - and even if I was whore - you couldn't afford my talents, kid. stevernixon: ha ha just tell me how much sweetie. just open ur mouth and say it ill take care of the rest. piercedqt: Ok, sure. What are you - twelve? stevernixon: ya. how much piercedqt: Seriously - go shove a screwdriver up your ass and fuck it... mmmk? stevernixon: well ill do that.......just tell me if can lick ur toes.....for how much piercedqt: Go go Gadget tongue... Freak. stevernixon: wateva how much u charge for licking ur thighs piercedqt: That's free for those that are worthy - however, if you pay me, I'll cu
Cant Go On
i've had my heart broken today and i dont know what to do. i want to cry, but im at work. i want to punch him, but i cant reach him. i want to hold again, but he pushed me away. what do i do? how do i make this feeling go away? how do you go from being madly in love one day and nothing the next?? i'm drowning in a pool of sorrow. no life preserver is in sight.
Loves Sweet Song
I imagine Frost to walk my October meadow's path, that one less traveled, to stop and sigh in crystal inspiration dreaming impossible petals of feather from distant prisms of wonder splitting light to fingers striking words to color in simple gift, and bare a smile. I imagine you were there, a flower shy as wind subsiding, current to wave in hair and skin to tingle, embarrassed by the rush of truth, reading from encounter's accidental script to speak as eyes in will to dictate. I imagine two to walk in hands to hold, where word is laugher in giggle to express without expectation's waste, as song to write, for lyrics have ways of rolling in rhyme like tide to sand in acclamation of wave, jubilation feeling surge when time is right to fly together, tenor and soprano in harmonic dance, as bass and trebble spill to soul in gathered note. The way of love is step in patience, not to rush
Yes, Jaded
I try very hard to believe that people, dispite all of our troubles are good at heart and well meaning. I know that sounds very naive but that is just the kind of person that I am. I really try and believe that deep down, people mean well. Now, just because I think that people are well meaning, does not make me a sucker by default. That said, I am always really bothered by people who say and do things to try and get over. Sure, most of us are but some of the same people who also say they hate that are the first ones guilty of such behavior. I guess that in my world, those truly close to me are honest, don't fuck over their friends (on purpose anyway) and most of them I'd trust with my life. As of late, I've met people who want to be close to me by lying about who they are, what they do, what they want from life, hell about underwear color if given the chance. This is not everyone, but a lot of them. Friendships are built on trust, sometimes that's all you have. I have
What Women Want To Hear - Modified Edition
Top 10: Things Women Love To Hear 10. "How was your day?" When you ask her how her day went, her interpretation is that you are thoughtful and eager to know about her 9-to-5 routine. Downside - By saying this, you will have opened the door for her to babble on and on about how her day actually was, effectively killing any chance you had at watching the baseball game or for that matter even getting a word in for an extended period of time. 9. "I can't believe how sexy you look!" Straight up, this tells her that you find her attractive, and to a lesser extent, that you want some. But, if you're in a relationship, she'll hear more than that -- namely, that you're still lustfully appreciating her fine ass. No woman could fail to be flattered by that compliment. Downside - This should only be used by the truly talented, because if not said in exactly the right way she will know that you've just been on the internet looking at porn all afternoon and she's the closest thi
Crazy People
you know i havent been here for a month yet and i ahve came across some dram queens trying to tell me whoo oi should talk to and then want tho stalk me wtf i`m a single man who have friends and i will talk to anyone and comment on anyone pics i so chose to why cause no one pays my bills but me sorry for raving but i`m sick of drama and hate it
Tribute To Eddie Guerrero
3 Doors Down Here Without You Tribute To Eddie Guerrero
Military Rules For Civilians
Repost: Author - Unknown Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans and their families made (and continue to make) to make this nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. (4) (GUYS) if you
An Update...
Well..I may be able to accept that full time job after all. I found out that it IS on the same busline that I'm using for my current job. I called Joe, and left him a voice message...So we shall see what happens. Hopefully I'll have some GOOD luck for a change. *HAHAHAHAHA* ~*Kathy*~
For All My Friends
I'd be lost without all of you! Hugs
New Rule!!!
This has just been added to the "About Me" section of my profile for reasons I'll tell you if you ask me...... " rule.... If you are a female under the age of 21, before you even read any further please take a deep breath, look deep inside and ask yourself this question...... "Do I have even one intelligient thing to say to this man???" Be honest and forthright. If you cannot answer yes to this question, please......just go away. I'm sure you have nice perky boobs and a real tight butt. That's wonderful. However I can't even begin to tell you just how much that doesn't matter if you're a freakin' dumbwit little girl. I can see all the boobs and butts I want here online, and quite frankly they look better on a 30+ year old woman than they do on you anyway. Go see if your mom is busy. Maybe I can talk to her. If you are already on my friends list and are under 21, let not your heart be are there because you've already shown me some depth
Under Age Drinking
Just sitting here wondering why there is so much underage drinking going on these days? Is it that they dont have a good homelife or just want to get wasted? Some kids are as young as 12 its ridiculous where are the parents? dont they want to know where their kids are? Some drink till they cant stand up more girls than boys too what is happening to society? Your views welcome!
Domestic Violence
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An Outlet For Me
I will be using this blog for the purpose of self other words...writing my opinion about whatever comes to mind. It can be about things at Lost Cherry, politics, religion, issues around the world, or even something that I feel I have something to say about. I DO NOT expect anyone to agree with is just all MY OPINION. Blogs were meant to be used as outlets to let people express themselves and share what they matter what...the only limit one has is their own imagination. I enjoy the freedom of self expression and creativity...writing is a GREAT way of venting, sharing, and putting out there another opinion for others to read, think about, agree with or not... I hope you will read when I post...NO MATTER WHAT--I will post for myself...not for the pleasing of others..or to play it safe. MAY YOUR SELF EXPRESSION UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVE MIND!!! PEACE
Its That Day Again
In a moment marks the start of a new birth year for me, Did you know that every year around your birthday the Sun returns to the exact position in the sky as it was the day you were born? This is called a Solar Return. Investigating the position that the planets are in during your Solar Return can give you a great deal of insight on your upcoming year. To help you celebrate your Solar Return, Here I enclueded the 12 zodiac signs "LIBRA" Libra is called the scales. In ancient times, the sun passed through Libra at the autumnal equinox (when the day and night are the same length). Many middle Eastern cultures used Libra to represent justice. In Greek astronomy, the stars that now make up Libra were the claws of Scorpio. Libra is easiest to see in May. Eventually, Libra came to represent the Golden Chariot of Hades. This connects with the autumn, as Hades falls in love with the Persephone, the daughter of Demeter (the goddess of the harvest). The scales are also s
When I Make Love Again
Lately, I've led a life of loneliness. Not the kind of loneliness that comes with a lack of friends or family but the kind that comes in the inky night, when there is no one next to me that I can press against, feeling his warmth, and be reassured. Instead my bed seems perpetually empty. There is no chest to bury my head in, no arm to be draped across my torso, no warm beating heart to listen to when it is the blackest hour of night and there are no other sounds to comfort me. I am always left longing, left wanting. Wanting stroking and cuddling, kissing and caressing, cavorting and creating love, laughter, limp limbs. I long to lengthen and locate all the places that make you scream. I want to make you scream so loud you outdrown the sirens and car horns, the engines and the sounds of life carrying on outside these four walls. I want to make my neighbors bang on the walls, call the super, make a noise complaint. I want our limbs to merge, limber
Something Every Girl Should Read...& I Do Mean Every Girl!
This is how it is. Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. ____________________________________________________ IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!! ____________________________________________________ We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fre
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Childhood Lost Pt 1
CHILDHOOD LOST PT 1 @JOEFRESH 10/21/06 He touched me in places I didn’t know I had He touched me in places I that were only seen by a Dad When I told on him I got beat bad I was left bruised on the outside And ravaged on the inside My inner child had been raped There was nowhere to escape I sat in my room with my dog Looking for answers to what happened and all I was 4; I was too young to know Then as I begin to grow It happened once more This time at 11 and I was bigger But seemed the perfect size for him He touched me in my naughty place As he squeezed my face He told me not to tell All I wanted to do was yell But he knew, no one would believe me Cuz he was the favorite cousin you see Everybody loved Ronnie He was the best cousin ever If I see him His penis I wanna severe 7 years later he struck again This time with my smaller cousins But he wasn’t gonna win. It was 3 of them, he was out numbered This time they got him All my family called
Bls Bylaws And Codes Of Honour
Now I am taking This directly from The CD cover of Stronger than Death. Those who know me well enough know I do not drink. Which may lead you to wonder, "How can he abide by these Bylaws and codes of honour?" Quite Easily, and I don't have to explain shit to you about it. So here they are. ~God, Famiy, Beer ~Suicide in NOT an option ~Complaint Dept. Closed ~Live life Stronger than Death ~Thou Shalt Not Spilleth Thy Beer ~Refuse to lose/Born to booze ~Respect is to be showin to ALL society Dwellers Worldwide ~Colours must be worn at all Back Label Society concerts and events ~Fear no beer ~Bleed Black Label Society That's it pretty simple. 1
I've been here on this site for a little while now and I've met tons of wonderful caring people....I love you all...granted some more than others but the love that I feel for all of you is precious to me just as you are all very precious to me... Thank you all for your birthday wishes and virtual gifts....I feel that I have the best group of friends here..... For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to chat with me, I want to take a few minutes to tell you a few things about me. I am the mother to two very wonderful young ladies...Amber (20) and Mandi (17)....seems like just yesterday I was holding them as babies in my arms. They are my absolute best friends....some people in my life hate that but that is their problem...not mine or my girls'. They grew up way too if you have little ones..hold them...enjoy them and love with with everything you have because one day you will open your eyes and they will be young adults. I lost my father when I was a dr
OK so it has been a long time fantasy of mine to have a partner with enough intrest and stamina to try and spend 8 or more hours tied to my bed. She would be fed, watered, teased, loved, disciplined, and deprived. Am I over the top? Is anyone interested in ever trying that? I think it would be fun to blindfold and maybe even use earplugs so time shifts on them. That way I can leave them alone for 5 minutes - 20 minutes. Also she would never know what to expect hot candle wax or ice a caress or a spank a feather or a whip you get the idea... I'd love to hear some feedback, Seán
Just For The Fun ;))
Grade Me!Send a reply to the person who posted this telling them what grade they deserve! And they can have more then one! ^-^F= Not even prettyD= Not my typeC= Your Cute, I would like to get to know u moreC+= You are gorgeous, I would take you home in a secondB-= Amazingly beautiful, I wish you where hereB+=  Hot!! Wana get to know each other?! A-= HOT AS HELL!!! I WANT YOU HERE NOW LETS GET IT ON!!A+= HOLY SHIT! Your so f****n Hot, your hotter then the sun!
DeeAnn@ LostCherry Yesterday was a sad day for me. I found out this dear friend of mine passed away on Sunday. DeeAnn was a lovely person and a wonderful friend. May you rest in peace hun. I will always love you and cherish the friendship we had. You were a wonderful, loving and caring person. You are sadly missed by many friends !
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 9~*
SERIOUSLY - This was a good one. I suggest you read the entire thing. You might be entertained. I know I was. shrunkenguy121: help!!! PiercedQT: What? shrunkenguy121: I have a pantyhose fetish PiercedQT : And theeeeeeeeen? shrunkenguy121: My fantasy is being 1/2 inch tall and being trapped inside them PiercedQT: So you wish to be an elf then? shrunkenguy121: Yes... at first, i ask to be put inside, but after a while, I want to come back out, but I get told I am not allowed. shrunkenguy121: Can we role play? PiercedQT: I only role play with The Jolly Green Giant. I like my boys tall... and to not smell like feet. shrunkenguy121: I am trapped inside your pantyhose. Please let me out of here! Help me! PiercedQT: Damn, if there was ever a time for me to have athletes foot - it would be now! shrunkenguy121: Let me out! NO NO Not the spandex!! PiercedQT: I wear wooden clogs - You're gonna get a sliver up your ass. shrunke
Looking For Faces
Would like to put together a wee video of faces together to the track of Iggy Pop's Im a real wild one, so if you would like me to use some of your pics can you make yourself known, as its taking me ages to trawl thru everyones pictures and get peoples permission. anyway leave a comment if you are up for it
Tomtom's Special Picture Adward
I don’t really like the point system on here and it may just be me so I have come up with something special from me to give whenever I feel that a picture is special regardless of what it is of. I have taken pictures from my trip around the country and decided if there is something about a picture that gets my attention; something special I would like that person to know it meant something special to me as well other than a 10. The picture has to say something to me, something I feel or desire if these word help explains my meaning. Thus the TomTom Star Have you ever seen someone’s picture or that of something that just made you gaze at it and wonder? Maybe it was a sexy pose that got your attention or a outside event that captured your intrest more than another but you gave it a 10 and felt that you just wish you could give it your very own award. Am I going overboard or trying to do something different; hmmmm maybe a little of both but hell if I don’t do it who will? To
A Night With Master
kissing of lips... touching of her ass... temperature it rises... passion that burns... warmth inside... strong hands... flowing hair... entangled fingers... sighing allowed... she crys out... louder... harder... deeper... faster... she feels so... enticed... overwhelmed... excited... arroused... she releases... moans... groans... juices... pleasures... She breathes... one last breath... the look.. the feel... take her... she's hungry.. to a world she's never known... she strives for the touch... hand bound to the throat... tighter she yells... gasping for air... heaving breasts... she stares at you.... you push harder.... her climax builds... strong hands... fingers locked... you kiss her.... she orgasms... you release.... shes over powered... she flails about.. as you hold on... just lightly... to her soft neck... pressing yourself... deep inside.... as she just fell in love.... to whom she wishes.. to call.. upon her tender lips.
The One Wish For You.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to see you close and near. See the Angel of the day. Of everyday in my life. I love just thinking about you and knowing your there for me. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. Each and every day, If I could I'd wish to stand by you...
Bush Is A Dork!!!
Okay, this was kinda weird, but for whatever reason, I feel as though I must write it down... I had a dream last night that our wonderful President Bush performed a hostile takeover of the White House, by ordering all personnel who disagreed with HIS viewpoints, to leave the premises immediately. Upon completion of this hostile takeover, he ordered the Pentagon be blown to bits. And his little robots did as they were told. Nothing but smoke and ash in the shape of a pentagon. Once the Pentagon was blown up, all civilian people who disagreed with Bush, were ordered to WALK west. Not drive, WALK!!! Millions upon millions of people did just that. Then I woke up. WTF??? What does this dream mean? Have I lost it? Or is there some deep meaning to this dream that I just don't get. I don't dream much, but when I do, I know there's something behind it. Let me know what you think about this dream. It's true I hate Bush with a passion, but WTF??? Okay,
In A Few
November 5 american life will start...........damn why I m so scared why....why? Santa Monica L.A. wait for me but my heart belongs to my soil and Bulgaria or Mother Russia
Something I Wrote For My Brother
To my Bro ,,,missing you bad today with the rustling of trees and the call of every bird if you listen really closely his voice can be herd if you open your eyes it's not hard to see joey's little messages in nature's beauty he send's his love in many shape's and sizes like flower's and rainbow's and other surprses though it's not hard to find there's no need to search his love is everywhere for joey send's reminder's throughout all our day's of how much he love's us in so many way's i love and miss you joey LOVE YOUR BIG SIS XOXOXOXO
I lost my best friend Joshua Beavers this year on June 3rd, 2006. He was only 18 years old. He was shot by one of his close friends. She's 30 years old and claiming it was an accident. Anyone who knew Josh knew better than that. This is a poem I wrote for him. It's nothing great but I figured I'd post it anyway. SUPERMAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE Sometimes I close my eyes, and picture your face late at night. Sometimes everything is so surreal. Superman's not supposed to die. I remember the last time I saw you, smiling and laughing, seemed as though you didn't have a care. Everything for that moment was perfect, I wish I could go back in time, because Superman's not supposed to die. A brother, a lover, a leader, a best friend, a protector, and a teacher, we lost a great person in a matter of seconds. I'd do anything to have you here, someday we'll meet again until then I'll be here waiting, Because Superman is gone. The most the woman can be charged with his wreckl
Talk Just Talk Why Not Talk
Talk to me, why don't you talk to me I sit and stare at the screen and you dont say a word I want to smash that wall down and make you Computer can you hear me, can you hear me. Hey are you so stuck up or is it my age Can you hear me,no well clean your ears You aint polite your a mess hey talk to handsome Can you hear me, hey you can you hear me Hey I don't really care so you just sit there I put my thoughts on paper what do you do Sit there and pretend you want a friend Can you hear me, can you hear me Well I f...... listening ( hehehehe thanks that was fun, Mal 29/10/06)
Good morning ;))) Want one? Go to I go to be travelling per 3 day... Have a wonderful week !!!! Kisses and take care my lovely friends!!! See youuuuuuuu ;)))
Have been having conversations recently with a few people about why do we love someone. I asked them "Why do you love your partner?" and I get answers like "He is kind to my dog." This is an attribute of that person that you might love, but that is not why you love them. I for one do not know the answer to the question I pose. What makes us love a preson? The attributes of a person may be loved, but if another has the same ones, why would you not love them? No it is an enigma that I have not been able to unravel. I ask all for their thoughts and opinions.
Damn Them
Silence now!No goodbye,no reasons whyonly the pain we feel inside Why! we ask whywhy did they have to go awaywhy oh why is there so much painto much to explain we look for hopeWe look for helpall we find is our tears tears from the paintears falling down like raintears for our loved ones losttears oh so much tears through the tears we praypray that they are in a better placewith no pain,no fearonly peace and love to light their way for the tears will go away but the memories will always staystay!right here in our hearts Read more:
How Bad R U Wanted?!
(1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ Fill out and send..then repost
What I Am Looking For... Is It You?
I want a girlfriend who read my whole list. I want a girlfriend who won't cheat on me. I want a girlfriend who will chill with my friends. I want a girlfriend who will let me chill with their friends. I want a girlfriend who loves children. I want a girlfriend who loves to cuddle and spoon. I want a girlfriend who likes me for me. I want a girlfriend who doesn't have any STDS. I want a girlfriend who I can treat like a princess. I want a girlfriend who won't mind if I gave her random kiss's. I want a girlfriend who knows who Penny is. I want a girlfriend who I can see at least 3 times a week. I want a girlfriend who would rather share a blanket the hog it. I want a girlfriend who I can put my arm around. I want a girlfriend who would be happy for me to call me HERS. I want a girlfriend who would love it for me to call her MINE. I want a girlfriend who knows why people call me Saul. I want a girlfriend who smiles when they think about. I want a girlfriend who laughs at
Here's A Stupid Question!!!
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there?" Said the pieman to Simple Simon..."Pies,asshole!" heh...
a close friend of mine wrote this yesterday. she wanted to remain anonymous & i hope you guys will comment her so she realizes how amazing her writing really is!she has a book in the works & writes wonderful pieces constantly! let's see if we can get her to put her writings out here for all to enjoy!!! mmfwcl I am but a fantasized creature in the minds of those I speak to. Loved and cared for only as that false image of myself they adore. Bared, naked to them, I pose, allowing them to see the me that is not their fantasy. They stare, blessed by the image of me. Upon further look they realize I am but flawed, the false image now shattered to reveal the reality of my soul. And so, they flee, seeking to destroy reality and breathe life in to that which never was but in their minds. My heart breaks against the pavement and shattered in to a million pieces as if made of glass, and having been torn from my chest, thr
Pissed Off
My Daughter Talks
Well today 11/5/06..she is beside me while I am on CherryTap. We went to Hampton, VA for a marching band contest. She plays the clarinet. she is in the marching band and yesterday i went but didnt bother her but only when she spoke to me , so i wouldnt embarrass her. It worked, we sat on different buses and it was cool. She only talked to me when she needed money. Well i will take one day at a
The Horny Guy
This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
♥ I swear all i do is Puke. Eat yogurt. Pee like woah. And fucking Cry. I hate hormones. ♥♥♥ ♥ ♥ Yes i do. ♥ ♥ God why. ♥ Ugh ima have to cut this blog short, i feel sick again. BLAH! =/ ♥ ♥ And thats the truth haha. ♥ ♥ Im done. Kthnx. ♥
A Struggle
Moms working so hard just to provide a meal the government makes us beg and plead for a deal just so we can eat a meal i remember when i was young they said there was no hope out here for me that the only thing here was dope for me might as well gave me a rope and tree i'm hanging maybe they were right sold dope just to help make ends meet moms looking at the money being despising of what her son has become not ever understanding the sacrifices i made to help put out on the streets became a junkie of the game never had any ideals of fame just wanted to make enough to stand on my own never had a idea of carrying a chrome never any ideas of shooting someone but thats the circumstances of being in a struggle.
Do This And I May Get Naked!!
Ok, all my friends and fans... I am in a new contest...entered for piercings. Please if you have the time head over and vote!! There is no limit to how many times you can vote and its only open 48hrs!! EVERY COMMENT COUNTS AS A VOTE SO COMMENT TIL YOUR FINGERS ACHE LOL There will be a surprise for each and everyone who votes for me *grins* Thanks in advance for your votes!! x0x0x0x0x0x PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...IM ON MY KNEES HEHE
Leave Ur Answer As A Comment
Take 1st letter in ur 1st name: A - I fucked B - I have C - I need D - I sucked E - I gave head to F - I got wet n wild w/ G - I tasted H - I played I - I swallowed down J - I blew K - I got down & dirty w/ L - I loved M - I hated N - I was desperate for O - I ordered P - I partied w/ Q - I had quickie w/ R - I got rowdy w/ S - I sold T - I turned on U - I gave birth to V - I stripped for W - I milked X - I gave hand to Y - I aroused Z - I sold Take last letter in ur last name: A - a hobo B - a male stripper C - a cat D - a pencil E - a naked statue F - a firefighter G - a goat H - a MILF I - a bastard J - a male prostitute K - a clock L - an adult toy M - a Louis Vuitton bag N - a whore O - a DILF P - a pimp Q - a quarter R - a pyromaniac S - a slut T - a nerd U - a stuft animal V - a bitch W - an ugly fat kid X - a cheerleader Y - a gay guy Z - a pornstar Now take ur middle
Same Time Next Life Pt 3 (mellonie And La Belle)
THIS ONES ABOUT 2 SOULS THAT MEET ONCE, IN EVERY LIFE TIME, FOR AN EROTIC ENCOUNTER. THEY ARE SOULMATES, WHO'S SOULS ARE IN LOVE, BUT FOR SOME REASON, THEY NEVER END UP TOGETHER. Same time next life pt.3 Mellonie and La Belle (mellow funky groove)CLICK THE TITLE ON PLAYER TO PLAY SONG (Verse)Sundown and I’m on my way to a dressed up paradise--I will travel far and long, cause I’ve only been there twice--when I get there it will be a pornographic symphony--you bring the natural endorphins out of me (Chorus)You taste like a rose--and then my body screams--six times in a row--another noisy dream--then you start to bloom--I got that “all you need”--sunshines on my mind--I’ll plant another seed (Verse)Six one and a grip so tight--with hair like the flowing sea--she said were not alone--cause I’ve got this fantasy--tied to a palm in the sand--a friend named La Belle La Vie--sweet rain and a touch a’rose endorphins out of me
Lost One
I have lost a very dear freind on here, WHy? That is tough question. I have talked with her and tried to get her to see that life can get better, I did all that I could think of get her to look at the future and what it could be. I let her know how much she meant to so many people. In the end, I was not enough help, she has deleted her page and tried to kill herself. I am not sure if she suceeded or not, the police will not tell me because I am not a relative. The length of time it took to get things moving does not leave much hope. I know that she will hate me for having called them even if she does survive, so I have lost her either way. I just hope that she IS safe and that they will help her where I could not! I do not write this to hear how I did what I could, rather I write it in hopes that all that read it will take a moment to think of all that the person you are talking to may have endured or be going through! Please for the sake of all, be kind to one another, it hurts to lo
Profile Viewers
Is it so or are people selfcentered. Has anyone else noticed that you place a comment on someones page from your peeps, and they hop right over to see who placed it. But never say hi or return the favor. The same amount of time it take to check me out takes to say hi!!!! Are some of us just numbers to these peeps.
I wished for a good woman I got a woman good at ignoring me I wished for a loving woman I got a woman who loved only her priorities I wished for a dedicated woman I got a woman who ignored me to finish her work I wished for a passionate woman I got a woman passionate with her job and not me Then I stopped wishing and started looking to move on. Only to find out there are more like her out there. I wished for a good woman I got a woman good at deceiving me I wished for a loving woman I got a woman loving my money I wished for a dedicated woman I got a woman dedicated to my checking account I wished for a passionate woman I got a woman passionate with her climaxes only Then I stopped wishing and looking and built a wall up I hid behind things that were no longer there. Or maybe never ever were there to begin with. I made an excuse so fast; I could have imagined it had been there from day one. I sexed without emotion to hide my pain. I smiled all day to co
What is a friend? A friend is someone who is there for you all the time no matter what in your life is happening..A friend is someone who would do ANYTHING for you...A friend is someone who doesnt care about your past mistakes and helps you become a better person...A friend listens to you no matter what you have to say..Or just sits with you on pogo playing cards and not saying anything at all...A friend is someone who wants to do everything for you and not ask anything in return....A friend is someone who never judges you because you messed up....A friend is someone who stands by you and holds your hand and tells you that you will get through this hard time in your life....I have that friend his name is Matthew, He is my best friend..No matter what has happened between us he is always been there for me and never said a bad word about what i have done in my 23 years...I dont ask him for anything but he gives me so much and asks nothing in return....My cousin Destiny adores him so
Cpl. Jason Dunham To Posthumously Receive Medal Of Honor
Cpl. Jason Dunham to Posthumously Receive Medal of Honor (November 10, 2006) - - It was an emotional tribute to a hero Marine on the birthday he shares with the Corps. President Bush said Corporal Jason Dunham of Scio was "born to be a Marine." News 4's Rob Macko reports the Southern Tier man who laid down his life to save fellow Marines received a personal salute Friday from his commander-in-chief. President George W. Bush highlighted the sacrifice of Marine Corporal Jason Dunham at the dedication of the new National Museum of the Marine Corps in Quantico, Virginia. Jason Dunham would have turned 25 Friday. He shares a birthday with the Marine Corps, prompting the president to say Dunham was "born to be a Marine." Bush said, "And, on this special birthday, in the company of his fellow Marines, I'm proud to announce that our nation will recognize Corporal Jason Dunham's action with America's highest decoration for valor, the Medal of Honor." Dunham was killed in
So Many Messages For New Pic
I get so many messages a day for new pics!! Since Ive had so many responses, tell me what you think I should take pics of next. Do you have a fetish? Or Just want to see me be silly? Let me know ;)
To My Friends And Family... I May Not Be Here For A While
As some of you know stupid me quit my job a few weeks ago and no I still havent found one. Anyways time to pay the bills and nothing to pay them with. I think my internets getting shut off tomorrow and I have to take my comp back on the 15th... I will miss all of you and think of you. I love you all very much. Dont worry as soon as I get a job and get this shit payed off I WILL BE BACK!!!!!! All my love, ~~~~ArmyBrat~~~~
I Dont Need This Shit!!
for fuck sake!!! i been offline for a week, i come back on today, to like 13 friends request, one of them is a fellow Brit, so i thought, "yea, I'll add him, he seems cool" i went on his profile, rated all his pics (which by the way is more than he did for me) then he jumps in my shoutbox calling me "baby" n shit....asked me for my messemger address i told him i dont give it out (which it states quite clearly on my profile) and then he reckons now i'm bein a bitch and that i think im too good for him, and he's "too black" for me!!!...i promptly told him, "no hunni, I'm to married for ANYONE!" what the fuck is wrong with this guy??? what a complete asshole!!! i think it's all because, as most of you know, i forget to log it looks like i'm on and i'm i said earlier, i been offline for a week, so i had loads of other sites i had to catch up with too... i really dont need this shit man!!! so, i promptly removed him from my friends i think that was t
Do You Want To Do Something Posititive?
So a lot of people have been asking me questions like "do you have anyone else that we can send stuff to?' I myself just like having the fun of making contact. I have a loving sister that sends me stuff if I need it. And this camp is sitting very close to the Kuwait border and doesn’t have much of a supply issue. There is much worse places to be over here in Iraq. I don't feel that its my call to decide who gets stuff or not, it would make me feel rather awkward. Today I ran across something nice, and i feel that this would be the best solution.
THIS IS STUPID! im sorry but i dont have a webcam and the digital camera i use is packed away in storage for when i move, and even if it wasnt i wouldnt conform to this, its ridiculous and if you wanna think im fake then do it. take me off your list because i dont wanna be friends with someone who thinks im fake. i know who i am and thats all that matters, so if you wanna think im fake because i wont run off and do this, then thats sad because i can tell you now that a lot of people wont do it... yes im pissed off so right now isnt a good time to push my buttons
I Gotta Laugh
There are a lot of 18 19 even 25 year old good lookin girls here. All in contests. Ya know really what's the big deal.. how hard is it to look great at 18. Now if you really wanna see something look at some of these 35, 45 year olds that have stayed hot. Now that is something
Thoughts To Ponder On
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing? If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off? Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads? How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age? .. language=Javascript>..> Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of? What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it? Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
If You Were Born Between 1930 - 1970
This is dedicated to those born between 1930 -1970! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter
Bi Rain
BI RAIN - IM COMMINGTHIS GUY IS AWESOME!!! Name: Bi aka Rain Real name: Jung Ji-hoon Nickname: Puppy Date of birth: June 25, 1982. Physical stats: 184 cm in height, 74 kg in weight Blood Type: O Favorite Color: White, Black Education: Post modern music department, Kyung Hee University Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin, Hahn Suk-kyu Favorite Genre: R&B, hip-hop, funk Favorite Sport: Basketball, swimming Favorite Artist: Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Usher Hobby: Movies, music, collecting shoes and clothes Special skills: Sing, dancing, acting Jung Ji Hoon, born on the 25th of June 1982 is a well known actor and singer in South Korea.. He uses his stage name, Bi (pronounced: “Bee” which means Rain in Korean), when he performs as a singer and dancer. His real name is Jung Ji Hoon, which he uses when he performs as an actor. His surname is Jung and his given name is Ji Hoon (also spelled as Ji Hun) He discovered his passion for dancing ever since he was in the 6th
Thanksgiving Undressing
THANKSGIVING UNDRESSING Longing Aching for you to touch me Anywhere Everywhere Spread out on the bed I await you A banquet of never-ending delights A sexy sweet temptation Tonight lover all I wanna be is this Again and again all thru the night I will be Your Thanksgiving undressing Savor the flavor of me Tease me Please me and tempt me Pour into me your very soul Make love as you never before Slowly Gently Tenderly caressing the exposed mounds of my lust Liquid heat spreading like a wild heat all over the dove white skin of.... Your Thanksgiving undressing Drinking in the delight of our mutual loving I am wild Wanton A woman made animal So out of control You make me want more and more Fulfilled so completely Truly you are my every wet dream cum true at last Whole now that we are lovers and you have taken me forever as Your Thanksgiving undressing Never felt like this before Like I'm melting alive under the fire of your desire Wrapping
One Life To Live
Beyond the games that children play There lies a darker joy within One that says, "If it's too much fun It has to be a sin." But a stronger voice yet takes control And forces you a vow That when you have but one life to live You'll do it anyhow So brace yourself to life's cold joys and welcome them within Because you may be wrong about how to live And the only joy was sin
To My Friend
Time will slowly heal The pain, which is now so sharp And will fill with sweetest memories that hole left in your heart Think of the one you miss Think loving thoughts and smile And know that you see her again Though it may be a while In Gods Word find your confort It's as if he holds your hand And know that when in Heaven You are reunited You will understand For althought it may be painful To miss her as you do Let the knowledge that she is with the Father Bring and confort to you Thena
Castle Megastore Albuquerque, Nm.
I'll be signing on Friday, December 1st from 6pm - 10pm I'll be signing autographs, polaroids, posters, stickers, 8x10s and also DVDs! Bringing in your own stuff, or buy something from me or the store! I will giving a discount on polaroids if you buy a Belladonna Entertainment DVD from the store the night of the signing (with reciept)! My newest movie, Dark Meat will be available for sale, but there will only be a limited number of copies, so get there early to secure your copy! Hope to see you all there! Update: 11:08am Just a bump to remind everyone about this event since I didn't get to promote it on Sirius the other night. I can't wait to meet all of my fans from New Mexico!! I know I was supposed to do a signing there a couple years ago, and I couldn't make it, so now I'm repaying you all this Friday!!! Can't wait! Update: 9:27am Just getting ready to head off to the airport! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!! I already have so many fans contacting me about the n
More Ramblings.... This Time On Girlfriends
I went out tonight with two of my girls. (Someday, if they ever get on this site, they may possibly kill me for secrets revealed, but I say, bring on the truth!) Drinks, dinner, laughter...... lots of laughter and talk. I recently met these two wonderful ladies, and I'm so glad that I did. I don't know about everyone else, but I am constantly looking and questioning: "What can I learn from them? What can I give to them?". We are all frighteningly the same and yet so different. One, a recent divorcee and mother (cutest daughter EVER), we'll call her "Deb", who claims she has no social aptitude, the other a mother of three and never married (but soon to be) we'll call her "Mal", who thrives on the social scene..... and me, single, never married, no kids and a craving for social interaction but who also loves being a hermit. (Btw, my name is Jennifer =) We all work for the same company, so the inevitable advice/bitching/praising was a part of the night. I learned quite a bi
Ok This Is Something That Just Pisses Me Off
I have had two guys contact me today that said "come on lets go out and have really wild sex, but I want to meet you somewhere where my friends wont find out about you" Now doesn't that just suck!! Why didn't they just come out and say ...I'm embarressed to be with a BBW instead of the whole lay it on my friends thing.
Wow, Life
hmmm- so my car died. caught on fire on the interstate. i loved that car. guess they really do need oil. lol. then last weeek i spilled coffee into my blackberry. well, i wanted a new phone anyway. btw- i got me a dash, aka htc excalibur, which is a pda/ mini pc. luv it btw. then- one of the kids decide to get accosted by the P.D..... hmmmm, still not coming to terms with this one. christmas is right around the corner. omg. why?????????? why does everything have to cost soooo much????? gas 2.05 a gallon. kids- money every day. work- cost time and effort relationships- cost- omg- stress, heartache, pain hope you all are having a better time at this game called life than i am luv ya guys
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 11~*
fraroro76: hy! do you like cybersex? PiercedQT: I think I might. I have heard a lot about it but I just haven't done it before. I'm not quite sure how to I guess. fraroro76: You right, You have to try it fraroro76: do you want? fraroro76: I free now PiercedQT: Oh, does it normally cost me money? fraroro76: it is notcoast nothing PiercedQT: Oh, well you said it was free. PiercedQT: Or free now fraroro76: I am FREE for YOU! PiercedQT: Ok teach me how! fraroro76: I give yoy my webcam, and I will excited you fraroro76: simple! PiercedQT: What else do I have to do? I don't have a webcam. PiercedQT: Will it matter that I have my period? I heard it wasn't good for girls to have sex on their period. fraroro76: It is not a problem, just watch me if you like to watch a nud men PiercedQT: But where does the sex come into play? fraroro76: sweety you have to masturbe yourself PiercedQT: Oh. So cybersex is just masturbation then? fraroro76: YOU RIGHT
Friendship Soup
I'm making some. Care to join me?
George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
George Carlin's New Rules for 2007 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just forweddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned-- the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please I JUST WANTED TO LET ALL OF YOU KNOW TO MAKE SURE TO HAVE A "JOYOUS & FRUITFUL THANKSGIVING"AS SOME OF MY CHERRY FRIENDS & FAMILY ALREADY KNOW
Today was my grandpa's birthday... I will always remember what he told me... "Always marry a woman with small hands... it makes your dick look bigger."
Cybersex, computer sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations, by describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. It sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even r
So, I hate my new job. Apparently, if the schedule says 11:30-7..and 7 being the time the store closes...that means they can keep you as late as they want...apparently the 7 should be a ?......because who knows when the hell you're getting out of there...fuck, im tired...and my feets are killing me...and i get to be back there in 12 hours...whoop dee fuckin doo...I really wish I could just not go back.
Something I Have Been Noticing On The Bulletins Lately
My Philosophy....
Be who you are say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
lol this is funny someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! someone rated your profile a '1'! Lol the funny is, I dont get much visited so I know who is who the person that rate me with 1, for me is ok but hahaha is funny
Flag This...
This was apparently marked by the Cherry gods as NSFW. Umm... Pardon, but what part of the NSFW policy does this violate? It's a close-up shot but not my primary. It's not nudity. So it's my breasts. Big deal. People like them so I took a picture of them. People like my eyes, too... if I post a close-up of them, will it also be flagged? Whatever.
By The Sword
Nicholas Krantz stood at the base of the hill, gazing upon the sunset. His silver-plated tachi slid slowly into its scabbard at his waist beneath the outer folds of his flowing black robes. His entire body seemed to move with the strong wind blowing, his robes and long hair flapping with the gusts of air and sounding like a high-flying victory flag. He paid no attention to the man who stood behind him, rigid and locked in an expression of fear, a bit of blood trickling from his open mouth. The stiletto in his back had been barely visible as Nick had raced past him, tachi extended. Krantz, now known by many other names, simply continued to watch the sun go down, listening to the birds and the wind.Just as the man behind him made a gurgling gasp, and he was about to turn and look at him, the cell phone in the inside pocket of his robes rang. Nick pulled his phone and checked the number. It was him. His master. The only man who knew the number. Yet, he always checked the numbe
Name The 75 Bands In This Picture
If Only...
If only I could see your face If only I could touch your lips If only I could watch your eyes I'd hold your hand as we slept If only I could stroke your hair If only I could hold you tight If only I could see your dreams To know I was there like you're in mine If only I could walk with you If only I could talk to you If only I could be with you I'd never be sad again But I can't Because I don't know who you are And I wouldn't know what to say.
Some Of Use Got Deleted
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Six Weird Things About Villegirl
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog..." Well here goes... 1. I'm still afraid of the boogeyman...I know he is under my bed at night so I can't have my arms or legs extend over the side of the bed. 2. Have very srange fact, I think Stephen King got some of his ideas from my dreams. 3. I love ugly dogs...the uglier they are, the better! 4. I am addicted to chapstick...need my lips to be slick at all times. 5. A little obsessive compulsive...have a deep need to arrange things neatly. Especially other peoples stuff! 6. Go to great lengths to save spiders in my home (I live in a wooded area so there are many)...when I clean I actually move them to another spot
Christmas Humor - Nsfw
This Is Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Woes Of Turning Old
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.
10 Trivial Things U May Not Know About Me!
10 trivial things you may not know about me!! ---------------------------------------------- 1. my real name contains the letter "V". 2. I am terrified of spiders and Roller Coasters. 3. I am obsessed with Olives...YUMMY!! 4. I grow my own Vegetables. 5. I was an English tutor in college. (i know...u can't tell by my spelling lol ) 6. I love to go spelunking (exploring caves) 7. Its been 18 years since i last ate a hamburger! 8. My elbows are double jointed. 9. I love to take trips on the spur of the moment. 10. I love to trash talk about football and racing!! ---------------------------------------------- OK NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO LEAVE ME ATLEAST ONE TRIVIAL THING ABOUT U! *HUGS* :)
Comments...and How They Relate To A Male's Size!!!
(Copied from White Boy Dancing) White BoY Dancing!!!@ CherryTAP I was talking to a new friend, Jennie, and made a simple comment. "Why is it that mens' comments have a tendency to be only one or two words?" I mean take a look at the typical male comment: CUTE!, HOT!, SEXY!, DAAAAMMMN! (like the additional letters in the word is supposed to make it longer! LOL). I have decided that mens' comments are in direct proportion to the length of their penis! I appreciate that guys want to comment, but for pete's sake, make us look like more than neandrathals! I mean I look at some womens pics and it is like cavemen!! CUTE! MINE!! FUCK!! NOW!!! LOL Go ahead...grab her by the hair and drag her back to your cave! LOL Therefore, I propose that men actually take a moment and think before commenting...yes, I realize that this could be a life changing event for most men. Take the opportunity to say CUTE...or SEXY in a slightly better way. Or...keep saying it in one word and "tell" the world t
i am just curious as to y alot of guyz that add me, go in and check out my NSFW pics, but wont look at all my others???? wtf?????? i will take them off of here if thats all this is about when u all add me... they r just pics... omg! get over it! u probly wont get to see it in real life ever anywayz!!! to my true friends, luv u all! ~hugz~
I Am Telling It All Now...sniff Sniff
There are some important things that you will need to know about “Little Dick TomTom” so I have made a list. As a Child 1. I was born upside down 2. Heard I was hung like a Bear during birth 3. I was always grabbing for some lady’s breast 4. I was dropped on my head four times when I was four months old. 5. I had a imaginary friend call squirt 6. My left hand was my best of friend. As a Adult 1. I sometimes sleep upside down 2. Found out it was my imbecile cord they were talking about. sniff sniff 3. I’m always trying to get a nice pair of boobies 4. The flat sports on my head are hard to see now 5. Found out my imaginary friend is not imaginary and I just changed his name to Little. 6. My left hand is still my best friend As a Old Man 1. I’ve had sex with all the ladies on CherryTap upside down 2. Suing the Hospital for getting my hopes up during my birth 3. I'm still trying to get some nice boobies 4. The flat spot moved to the other side of my head 5. Stil

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