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So, I was in a rotten mood for most of the day (don't ask!) and I decided to have a little fun at someone's expense.
I went jogging and ran by the park along the bike path. It was about 100 degrees today, so I went in to the public bathroom to clean up from the sweat.
I saw a man's feet sticking out from underneath the door of the farthest stall in the restroom and there was an atrocious smell. So, I naturally I assumed he was taking a really vicious shit. Then my evil mind is already at work.... I got really quiet and let everything die down. Other than the occasional "plop" and a little grunting from behind the stall door, it was dead silent. You could have heard a pin drop in this restroom.
Then I let out this insanely loud and savage war cry and flung myself against the door as hard as possible, causing a thunderous "BANG" to resonate through the restroom! I bet that guy has not ever been so scared in his life since he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and I heard him slam into the back of the wall. Then I heard him try to stand up and fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise.
I was already long gone before he made it out of the stall.
