Men annoyingly assume ...
- That you want an egg white omelet, not a regular yokey delicious one, because you must be on a diet.
- That you can’t parallel park.
- That you’re in a bad mood because you must be getting your period.
- That you don’t like manly alcohols like beer and whiskey.
- That you know nothing about sports.
- That you can’t operate a power drill.
- That you own 10 million pairs of shoes. ....... lmao!!!!
- That because you’re a single female, you want a relationship and you obviously want it with them.
- That you’re a fan of Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, and Julia Roberts’ movies.
- That you have an opinion on Edward versus Jacob.
- That you have strong feelings about anniversaries and Valentine’s Day.
- That you want kids. Hell, that you even like kids.
- That you’re obsessed with having a wedding.
- That you’re already in love with them or that you fell in love with them first.
- That you think you’re too fat.
- That you want Diet Coke, light cream cheese, and your dressing on the side.
- That you’re angry about something because you’re “bitter.” How many times have I heard this???
- That you always need time to put on makeup or do your hair before you leave the house.
- That you don’t know anything about putting together Ikea furniture.
- That you don’t know how to cook a steak properly.
- That you can’t have sex without feelings involved.
- That the magazine you want them to bring home for you to read when you are sick in bed is US Weekly.
- That you hate scary movies.
- That you’re not into watching porn.
- That you are magically equipped with the powers of cooking and cleaning and have been since birth.
- That you know how to sew buttons.
- That you like “Grey’s Anatomy.”
- That your pubic hair will always be meticulously groomed. *snorts*
- That you can’t appreciate a flat screen TV, comprehensive stereo system, and other “complex” electronic devices.
- That you won’t want to watch the latest sci-fi, action, or horror movie.