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IF SANTA AND I MISSED UR HOUSE THERE WAS GOOD REASON.
IM SORRY SANTA AND I MUST HAVE MISSED UR HOUSE, HE WAS KINDA DRUNK YOU KNOW.
IM KINDA NEW AT THIS THING SO I WILL DO BETTER NEXT YEAR, I PROMISE.
WE WERE RUNNING LATEW TOO, AFTER THE JOINT SANTA SMOKED HE GOT THE MUNCHIES, WE STOPPED AT THE SEVEN ELEVEN.
HE ATE 12 1/4 LB HOTDOGS WITH THE WORKSÂ INCLUDING CHILI AND JALOPENEAS AND THEN GOT STUCK IN EV1 CHIMNEYS.
I HAD A HELL OF A TIME PULLING HIM OUT OF THIS ONE CHIMNEY AND PULLED HIS BOOT OFF, THE RIENDEER AND I PASSED OUT FROM THE SMELL.
HE HADNT TAKEN A SHOWER IN A YEAR HE TAKES ONE SHOWER EVERY DECEMBER 26TH
AND THE CHILI FROM THE HOT DOGS DIDNT HELP EITHER, HIS FARTS WERE WAKING UP NEIGHBOR HOODS.
AND THATS HOW MY NIGHT WENT WITH SANTA!!!!!!!
