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Fook Mi In The Ace: Part Two [response]
:: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 9:46 AM Subject: nice work... wonder. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 9:48 AM hey old friend... what's new? still in SF? :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 9:54 AM wow. i'm in awe. yes. i am still in gaytown, usa. LA i see? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:01 AM Awe? haha. Yeah, LA for now. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:02 AM so.. are you really gay? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:04 AM am i really gay? haha. wow. No, why? :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:06 AM well... because if i sucked your cock..and you WERE gay before the fact...then i was wondering if my mouth was essentially in other men's asses. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:10 AM haha. wow. you're such a romantic. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:15 AM oh..and sucking you off was the most sent
Shut Up!
WTF! Don't put "fan me before you add me" in your screen name you stupid cXXX! someone will fan you if the want to! Don't ask people to do this just so they can have the "honor" of being on your friends list you stupid tXXXX! another thing is don't sit their and post pic after pic of your fXXXX tit's! only the hardcore pervs are about that! if you have a nice pair, sure show them off but when it becomes 99% of your pix, well than your just a CT slut. If you wanna have naked pix, go for it! That's different. CT is a wonderful place to get feed back and friends I love it! 2 more things....... Girls, just cuz your BF cyber or otherwise say's some other girl is hot, it does NOT mean he is gonna run over to her house and fuck her. get a fXXXX clue you shallow bitch! Guys, STOP, STOP, STOP have some mother fXXXX respect! don't ask her if she has a webcam, stop asking to see the "special" folder. avoid saying "I'd fuk that" ofcourse you would fXXX that you shiftless, lazy, d
About Me & My Rules...
Before one even needs to ask to be my friend...there are several things you need to know... 1) Drama stops at the door. Leave it there cuz I sure the hell don't want it here. 2) Keep you BS to yourself..if you can't play nice with others...please leave. 3) I do not have a cam and I will not use it, if I did have one. I also do not have nude, naughty, or xrated don't ask to see those either. 4)I am married & I love My Husband VERY much...he is my soul mate & the love of my life...I AM NOT SINGLE... so if you are here to hook up or any of that crap...please see yourself out the door. 5) My family and friends mean alot to me, more than you do at this time, ((unless you become one or the other)) so do not come to me thinking to screw with them. *See rule #1* 6) I will comment and rate your photos only after I know you a bit & who you are. So, do not ask me to do this right off the bat. ~~SOME PEOPLE WANT OTHERS TO RATE BUT DO NOT RETURN THE FAV...IF I SEE THAT Y
The 6 Kinds Of Sex
The 6 kinds of sex: 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on...
An Attempt
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner... it smells funny Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm ta
Fakes And Attention Whores
One thing that I have noticed the more I browse and navigate and chit chat on this place ......... is those that want tons of rates and attention but, you never see many of them return to you and at least rate your profile. Once again I took time to rate someone's pictures and those of you know I do not have the most extra time on my hands .......... as I have a real job and do not have the luxury of plopping my ass in front of the computer all friggin day ........ do you think that person has even bothered to look at my page or a few of the other attention whores out there .......... HELL NO!!! This is a bit of advice to the attention whores and fakes ............. you can hide but, the truth and true friendship will always escape you. I have be afforded the opportunity to attend a profiling course. You all would be amazed at what behaviors can be profiled and how easy it is to figure out true folks and fakes. yes, even on a site like this.
Internet And Soldiers
I have been on the Fu since late May or so. I have made many sweet friends, cool friends and some that will be there as I depart from this life. One thing that burns me up and fucking pisses me off is a woman that sits her ass on the computer all day long tells everyone that she loves a soldier and has never laid eyes on him in person or met him. I have been in this Army 21 years and been away, been shot at, been IEDed, been motared and been in great emotional stress. NO WOMAN should say that she loves a soldier or a other member of the Armed Serives unless she has been there and seen the pain and the stress and physically been around the person day in and day out for a period of time. SO you women that are living off the system and telling these lonely soldiers what they want to hear so you can benefit need to quit and re evaluate their situation and fend for themselves. YOU cannot truly love someone unless you spend real life quality time with them. I could start busting out names o
In Rememberance* - 911 - Support R Troops
Ok, Our Very Own First Female Up For Grabs Lilpet
Ok our very own female up for auction guys!! as listed below is what she will and will not do wonts: wont change my name will allow access for 24 hours to my nsfws will go on cam for the winner after my kids go to bed (depending on whats asked who knows what will happen) will add to my yahoo messenger. will make a salute of their choice on most any body part for them will put won by such and such for 24 hours on my name. so bid away fubucks,vips,blast,and or big pimpin gifts will be accepted so guys bid ur hearts out have fun with her for 24 hours!! u ahould have any questions plz ask and ill answer highest bidder will pay largerthanhim before she is urs for 24 hours so lets have fun and be nice!!
This Is Fucking Hysterical Lol
Time To Edit Once Again
Hi All! Well, my friends list has once again climbed to an unmanageable 770. Since I want to be able to get through it each day to send comments to my "real" friends, I need to edit it down to around 650 or so. As always, for those of you who have stayed in contact with me, one way or another, please know you are friends for life (especially my tried and true friends)! For the others, who probably won't be reading this anyway, syornara, arrive derci, auf wiedersehn, hasta la vista and/or good-bye!
02-04-08 (the Jay-oh-bee)
Have a Great Week! February 4, 2008 Mixing things up a bit for This balmy February day ... I hope this blog finds YOU with a relaxing weekend behind you ... And a GREAT week ahead! Whatever it is you do during the week, I wish you much success at it!
Top Of The Morning To My Fave Azzholes .
I'll Be Urs
HELLO ALL!!! Well... here up for auction!!!! What im offering: ~ Owned by (your name) in my name for 3 weeks. ~ 3 SFW salutes of ur (resonable) request. ~ Will rate 75 of ur pics '10' everyday for a week. ~ Add you in my family for 3 weeks or longer. ~ Crush you for 3 weeks. ~ Rate up to 150 of ur stash during the 3 weeks. ~ Gift you a fu-bling from me. ~ Random gifts including 2 "spicy" gifts. Just Comment this blog to bid... No Min bid. Open to all. Bidding ends Friday March 21st @ 3am. You can bid: fubucks, blasts, vip's, HH's, fubling packs... or get creative :P but please place all bids here not in my shout or messages...thx So Start Bidding!! Im lookin forward to meeting my new OWNER!! :)
Heart Ache
This is an odd Blog. I am posting it with my cell phone. Many of you know what has been going on with me here lately but most of you don't. Well I need to vent before I go crazy so if you don't know about my last week then you are about to. A little less than a week ago a very close uncle of mine passed away. He had heart trouble but was given a clean bill of health 3 days before we lost him. My whole family made the trip to attend his very emotional funeral. He was a veteran so he recieved veterans honors. Well my grandma was not healthy enough to make the trip so we placed her in the hospital for observation. well her health dropped this morning very fast and very bad. The doctor was asking us just a while ago if she was a DNR and if she has a living will. I am scared because I will not be able to handle lossing her as well. This has been a very hard week and I am almost at wits end. My grandma is to me what most peoples mother is to them. Like I said I am on my cell so if you send m
The Break Down
As of Today, April 24th at 3:45PM I am… Age in years 28.39 Age in months 341 Age in days 10361 Age in hours 248653 Age in minutes 14919206 Age in seconds 895152386 Age in Milli seconds 89515238607 Age in weeks 72524 I was born on a Thusday DECEMBER * Loyal and generous * Patriotic * Active in games and interactions * Impatient and hasty * Ambitious * Influential in organizations * Fun to be with * Loves to socialize * Loves praises * Loves attention * Loves to be loved * Honest and trustworthy * Not pretending * Even tempered * Not egoistic * Takes high pride in oneself * Hates restrictions * Loves to joke * Good sense of humor * Logic Want to know yours? Give me your birthday (--/--/----)
Meet My New Owner!!
I want to introduce my new owner!! Freak ~*~ Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar She's a great friend to have, she helps out when needed, she's a little weird, but thats ok :), plus she has really big boobs!! What's not to love? If you haven't already, go rate/fan/add/bling/crush her! Do everything you can for her! You won't regret it! (And she'll probably kill me for all of this pink! lmao) Brought to you by the one and only: Abby♥Normal@ fubar
An Interesting Morning Visitor ~ Updated!
Woke up this morning to some funny sounds next to me and wondered what was my cat, Pumpkin up to now? I sit up and looked to my left at the bedside antique dresser not to see my cat there, but a baby possum staring at me. Now, it's been awhile since I woke to another in bed with me, but for some reason, a possum just wasn't one I thought would! My cat was sitting on the other dresser staring at the possum then to me and back to the possum and the possum - who's just a baby about the size of an adult pet rat - just wiggled its nose at me before jumping off and scurrying under my bed. After calling animal control and waiting 3 hours with the poor thing closed in my bedroom, the guy could NOT find it! He said it's probably up inside your bed until nightfall... great. I'm off to the Happiest Place on Earth to work until 8:30 tonight and leaving my roommate to watch for a wayward baby possum and a wigged out cat running all around the house looking for it.. All I want is for
Want A Bling Pack???
I have 2 bling packs I'm going to auction off...I'm trying to get the spotlight in the worst way...If you're interested leave your bid on here and I will let this run until 6 pm tomorrow May 8th fubar time...Starting bid is 300K fubucks...Thank you for your help in this...
The Most Gnarly Man Who Ever Lived.
What The F*ck!
I haven't been online for some time and I know that at least some of you have wondered where the fuck I've been (apologies to Jeni for not replying to her text message). I thought I'd write down what's been happening so that I don't have to go through it with loads of people. If you read this and know someone who's been wondering where I've been, please link them to this blog. The main reason why I haven't been online is down to one major factor. My wife has been seriously ill. Not to go into too much detail, but she had "women's problems". She's doing much better but isn't out of the woods yet. The doctors have managed to control her symptoms with drugs but she still has to under-go more tests to find the root cause of these problems. Then, just as my wife's health was becoming less of a cause for worry, my dog's health went down-hill dramatically, resulting in me having to have my dog put to sleep. The dog was 16 years old and did lead a full life as far as dogs go. This didn't ma
Listening to Country music to cheer yourself up.
Bounty Tagged Me
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? gone 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? dead 5. Your father? Florida 6. Your favorite thing? laughter 7. Your dream last night? disturbing 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? survival 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? yes 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? interested 16. Muffins? sometimes 17. One of your wish list items? freedom 18. Where you grew up? florida 19. The last thing you did? cleaned 20. What are you wearing? clothing 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? boxer 23. Your computer? operational 24. Your life? survival 25.
Tribute To A Marine!
My First Video!!! Let me know what you think!!!!
So yeah... I'm alive... really I am... miss me? :P
Yesterday I had to lie to a person calling in for a reservation and say that we are sold out. The reason? A stinky nasty attitude. People who are assholes on the phone just fail to realize that I a) don't get paid commission on the rooms sold, hence I don't give a fuck if the room is sold or not. b) Don't want to hear their nasty bitchy ghetto voice, let alone see them and their 10 kids in person c) Can tell them whatever the lies I want to get them forever out of my hair. Whenever I make hotel reservations, I am extremely courteous because a) I like people to be that way with me b) I know they can BS and say they are sold out too.
On Fubar I get thousands...ok, maybe tens, of people hitting on me all the time. However, in RL , people try to avoid me like herpes. I work at a hotel, and we are talking people would rather climb over the side of the couch in the lobby than walk by me at the front desk. Its like I emanate some evil rays that make them try to walk by as far as possible. Or they zoom by like flies. So no ogling hordes of hot men for me at work :(
Testing 1,2,3
This is a test of the Blog Commenting Followers...This is only a test...Should I have written an actual blog nobody would come here anyways.
So, I totally got lazy and never finished out my Olympic Blog. So this one will be rushed and be missing everything that I really wanted to say. Let me see if I can remember what happened sports wise the last few days. Well, the Redeem Team one and I'm glad. I really thought these millionaire 'cry babies' were genuine for the first time since the first dream team way back when. Basketball is our sport and we need to stay on top of it. The Mens Vollyball team won which was awesome. I'm really happy for that coach who's inlaws got attacked. It was really a storybook ending and it's a great thing when you see athletes pushing themselves beyond their normal limits for someone they care about. The americans couldn't hang in the Marathon. I didn't think they would but NBC gave us a nice glitzy promo suggesting we had a chance. It's pretty amazing how strong the african nations are in distance running. I'm probably forgetting a lot of those 'memorable' moments again. Hopef
I want to introduce you crazy people to my good {real life} friend Erica! Please show her some love. She's an absolute doll! I has teh love for her. ♥ ~EricaLeigh~@ fubar
I'm Not Sure What Just Happened...
I set my status and walked away...I couldn't help myself, I had to come back and check something...I come back to 5 unread messages from friends sending me fubucks! Thanks guys:) I haven't been around much today, and probably won't be tomorrow either. Today was the one year anniversary of my close friend's (like a dad to my daughter) murder. Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of another one of my close friend's death. They died within 20 hours of each other, both of them were 27 years old. On top, I'm running a fever and hurting badly (physically), and I have finals this week:( sigh....
Top 10 Contenders
Who has the best shot to get in the Big Game? 1. San Diego Chargers The most talent + the weakest division = the best record. But, much like the Colts, this expected juggernaut could be thrown off course if injured stars don't heal as hoped. LaDainian Tomlinson looks fine, but does not have Michael Turner as his stunt double. Quarterback Philip Rivers and his knee appear ready, but game-breaking tight end Antonio Gates is a bit behind the rehab curve. The loaded defensive unit may be good enough to survive a less-than-deadly season from wounded linebacker Shawne Merriman, but will it be able to muscle the Chargers past their cronies in the AFC? 2. Minnesota Vikings To win the NFC North, they're going with a Chicago Bears philosophy (defense and ground-oriented offense) enhanced by a far superior Adrian Peterson model. A defense that stuffed the run last season could be much better against the pass if newcomer Jared Allen pressures quarterbacks into success for the Viking
I think I'm going crazy. Sleep is nonexistent. I lay awake at night, heart pounding, head takes forever to fall asleep. And once I do, I find it almost impossible to wake up. I wake up and feel physically exhausted, I literally need to give myself a pep talk just to haul my ass out of the couch and start moving. I'm sure if I didn't consciously force myself to move, I could sleep so long that I'd starve to death. I'm always anxious and stressed...I've become jumpy. Sudden movements at the corner of my vision cause me to jump and freak out. Sometimes I feel that my heart is going to explode out of my chest. Talking is becoming more and more difficult. I can't even pick up the phone and call my mother, I just don't want to talk. It's getting harder and harder to turn in job applications. I sit outside, palms sweaty, heart pounding, fearing to turn it in because I can't take anymore rejection. I've been rejected by everything and everyone I trusted most lately, and I just can
Scream At Me!
You know what's worse than someone standing inches from your face screaming obscenities? Being fucking ignored. -REL
Hey all :) So in 3 months I will be done with school and have just been informed that a family member has a real estate company in Indiana and he needs a partner. Now as much as I know what a great opportunity this will be, the thought of leaving my friends and family kills me :( I'm not sure if I can do it. The housing market here in Minnesota is terrible, and when I do get my license, who knows when I will be able to even sell, it's not looking good here. I really think a change would be great for me, but I'll admit, I'm scared. Eh, sorry.. just whining. Have a good weekend all. xoxo
Im In A Sexy Mood!!!!!!!!!
Yeah ladies I know you tired of the same old thing Things have become so mundane I mean your bedroom is so cold, so cold but I'm here to tell you I got a strategy we bout to heat it up (oh I like that) [Chorus] Girl get comfortable we bout to do something you never done before Baby not the usually tonight we gettin unpredictable So tryyy to roll wit me baby... baby I'm a make you feel like you never felt Girl all because you let me get unpredictable [Verse 1] Baby 1 plus 1 ain't 2 when you wit me C A F to A and B when you wit me It don't make sense right now but it will Later on when you see how I make you feeeel REGULAR ain't in my vocabulary When it comes to love makin be the real special-nary Precision girl pick one better yet two Never mind that we tryin all the fun Soooo [Chorus] Girl get comfortable we bout to do something you never done before (yeahhh) Baby not the usually tonight we gettin unpredictable > So tryyy to roll wit m
It's the thoughts of us that keep me awake at night. The fear that my thoughts will never be a reality, and the closest we will get are the visions in my head. I try to clear my mind and place my soul at ease to rest my body, but an inadvertent placement of my hand or adjustment of my waist and thoughts are once again of you and I. How perfectly we would fit embraced as the night progressed and morning brought us yet another day together. It is these thoughts that keep me awake and yet, encourage me to fall asleep. For I know that the promise of tomorrow is that it may not end like today, and my thoughts will be a reality.
How Rare Is Your Personality?
Somewhat Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
The Things You Do For Friends
What a friend is?You help them when they need it, you give them shelter when they have no other place to go. your the ear on the phone, when they need someone to talk to. Your their shoulder when they need you to lean on. They forgive you for the things that you do. They appreciate the things you have done for for them.. or for a kind word... they dont hold you responsible for the actions of others.. they dont blame you for things that happened, that you had no control over.. they overlook things that others cant or dont. ..they dont see you as others do..they dont see you for what you were in the past.. but for what you are now..They are there for you no matter what..They dont look down on you for who you choose to be with.. they may not like it but.. will try and stick by you and what choice you that choice turns out to be a mistake or not..they are there to catch you when you fall.Can you say you are a true friend?
Sinfully Seductive Staff Rules
Well Then
93k to go... Italian Chef@ fubar just saying....
How To Pick Up Bitches
->Ashafrass ...: uh huh Ashafrass ...: Well, I try my best. ->Ashafrass ...: you're kinda cute for an annoying fuck Ashafrass ...: Alrighty muppet beary weary! ->Ashafrass ...: wacka wacka wacka Ashafrass ...: Go to H-E double hockey sticks. Ashafrass ...: I'll do what I want. I'll fuck with you all night baby its just you and me and this little box. "einstein" ->Ashafrass ...: all ya gotta do is fuck off einstein. Ashafrass ...: That made no sense.... whatev, go away now ->Ashafrass ...: in your pig picture, your triple human is showing Ashafrass ...: work on that Ashafrass ...: Dude, chill out. Fuck you you ugly ass faggot in yer pic, your double chin is showing. ->Ashafrass ...: ine like a little cunt, now scram ->Ashafrass ...: picking on chicks? didn't know you existed till you came to wh Ashafrass ...: You're dissmissed now. Ashafrass ...: Now you're dissmissed, when I SAY you're dissmissed. I'm the boss. Ashafrass ...: Ohhh poor little fag boy couldnt get
Dod For Thursday Is Spider08
spider08~Rating Revolution~@ fubar Show some love!
Final Thoughts On Your New President.... the election is over and we have a new president of the United States of America. Not surprisingly, it is Barack Obama. John McCain ran a doomed campaign from the start, as he was up against 8 years of George Bush's Republican policies , combined with a faltering economy, an unresolved and unpopular war, amoung other things. People wanted "change." Understandable. Almost. But at what expense? ... that the speech giving is over, the dead Mickey Mouse voters in Florida, Virginia and Pennslyvania have cast their votes many times over, it's time to see the action this glorified messiah black liberating president will actually do...are these views racist? What about all of this "Anti Christ" stuff going around? Is it true? Or just merely coincidence?.... Are the troops home yet? Does every family in America have it's socialized health coverage? Is everyone ready for the year end stock sell off that will send the economy into depression ..because no one will want to show
Fuckin' California
fires everywhere.
Just heard back from my surgeon. He says the MRI showed the tumor looked to be extensive enough that a lumpectomy would not be an option. Since a mastectomy is such a big deal, though, he said we could try another biopsy in a different area to make sure the cancer is as big as they thought. So now I get to wait to have that scheduled too... but worth it if it means I can save most of my boob. *sigh*
Auction For 1 Week Blast/or 1 Month V.i.p.
Ill be holding an auction for a 1 week blast/1 month V.I.P. This auction will start today November 20th and will end November 28th at 6:00pm. All bids will be in fubucks, and must be higher than the current bid! The minimum starting bid will be 250,000 all other bids must be higher. The winner will be contacted by mail, and must reply within by November 29th at 6:00pm. If the winner doesnt reply, the last highest bid will receive this offer. Good luck, and let the bidding begin.
Open Marriage
I guess I am one of those weird rare people that are in an open marriage. Why? I believe that a marriage is NOT about sex at all, but about spiritual bonding and enjoying time together. I told hubby once that even if you have filet mignon every day, all the time, eventually you'll want some McD's here and there. He got it. I view sex as something that even animals do; its not sacred to me at all, so I wouldnt care if he wanted to get a piece of ass on the side. ALtho he doesnt seem to want. Weird. I think I have the penis in my family.
Blings,fubucks, Help U Level
BACK BY DEMAND BACK MY DEMAND ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 12-23-08 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 4 & 5 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL I have my Auto 11's activated. Come rate my pics with a 10 and YOU and I will both get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes
The Real Azzhat
Lets let the pictures talk. So lets see what the guy that busts out so called scripters has on his pc hmmmm. And the guy that goes after fake accounts endorses a stuffed animal apparently as a real account. Kinda funny but a slap in the face to the Admin on this site , the bouncer who approved this salute must have gotten amnesia on the rules for salutes. Notice the age of the owl and the date the owl joined this site. Do we all remember the guy that bust out fakes on this site, begging for people to donate fubux to this FAKE so that the FAKE could have the SPOTLIGHT? So is this FakeBuster actually using the same ip addy to help level up a FAKE ACCOUNT? OMG don't TELL ME SO!! *gasp* LOL
Masturbation Techniques
The Waiting Game
Tutti_Fukk...: jesus she just had 10 babies *Jealousy is ugly on you, Tutti
Leveling Blog 155
ÐRÁGØѧPRIÑÇʧ§ CoOwner@TheDragonsHorde/Head Greeter/CoOwner@The New CrazyTrain FuWife2 DJ Dragon281@ fubar 80k to Level to Godmother lets all help her get there shes one of us!!
The Real Me
I have just talked to someone, and he reopened my eyes on who I am. I was starting to forget. Basically, I don't think the world, or anyone else, needs someone like me. I think about it all the time, like a cancer growing inside my head. I AM the cancer; I manage to fuck up everything I can possibly put my hands on...kinda like King Midas that turned everything into gold...only vice versa...I turn everything into shit, or mold, or god knows what... I've made peace with it for a while, but year after year it gets harder and harder to make excuses for myself and not jump into the abyss. Having enemies sucks-but not as bad as having yourself as one. You have to see that person every day in the mirror,you hear what goes on inside her head, you feel what she feels like. Its like being at a bad concert FOREVER, having to listen to some atrocious performance by a person you really dislike. I carry that fucking cross with me every day; I think of what shit I am. Its like having it
Hello My Lovelies
Ok, some of you may not know, but I work for 3 companies and I'm a single mom. Which means I don't have a lot of time to rate and do all that stuff. I DO try to slam someone if they're trying to level like Fishy was yesterday. Some people get a little peeved if I don't rate them back the second they rate me. I will get to you when I can! Whiney ass bitches I love you :P
Can't Believe It
My oldest baby turned 16 yesterday. Now I know I look fabooolous, but I was completely freaked out. How am I old enough to have a 16 year old? Didn't I just turn 16 a couple of years ago? For some reason his birthday was harder to deal with than any of mine. I was wondering if any of you have had this reaction. Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS FUCKERS!
The Secret To Fu!!!!
  I just wanted to bring attention to some people who make fu more enjoyable for me. If you don't have them on your friends list, you are truly missing out. If you get a chance stop by and check them out. These people are always nice, DRAMA FREE and all have salutes! Please take a moment and go check these people out. Add them if you don't have them. Rate, re-rate, fan, buy them a drink. Something! They are all amazing people. Let them know that H2H send you! (They are in no certain order. And I am sure I am missing many many people. Please don't be offended if I didn't get you in this bulletin. ) §ŦΣƒƒ¥ @ fubar *~La*La~* Hard2Handle FuWife @ fubar MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~ @ fubar Ryot Gyrl @ fubar ~JEWELIA~ @ fubar babyjesus @ fubar [[FüĸFäcє]]™@ fubar
1 Month
my record of 1 month with a GF holds.
Today's lesson. Never let a bony person knee you in the calf muscle. I hurts like a bitch. Lesson concluded
What Color Is Your Kiss?
Your Kiss is Red You are intense about kissing but easily distracted. You kiss for attention, power, and passion. It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone. If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it! Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!) People See Your Kisses as: Seductive You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser Stay away from: A Blue Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss?
I Hate Mel So Much
Happy Birthday Cubby. Sometimes the hours in a day are sufficient. Mel, you are the biggest asshat I've ever met (Hmm. One or two possible exceptions). People may want to curse here: I do. For the record, I never asked.
Reason #31
Because when you beat me, you don't hit me TOO hard.
i should be packing. arranging little travel soaps and shampoos in a bag, throwing in clothes, shoes, undies, reading material, extras... i leave for texas on wednesday and there's still a million things to do. i still need to get some rolls of quarters. no paper money is allowed inside. i still need to make the reservation on the rental car. i don't want to put 1500 miles on my own. it's a 12 hour drive or thereabouts...i'll travel through the florida panhandle, transverse that little tiny part of alabama that hangs precariously between florida and mississippi. I'll see mississippi at about's gorgeous. lousisiana will be dark as always and eats up the longest portion of my trip... i'll stop rarely. somehow i just don't feel all that safe stopping in rest stops and gas stations all by myself. music and phone-a-friends will keep me company. my excitement about leaving georgia behind will keep me awake. i'm staying at a guesthouse this time. there have been h
Oh God Somebody Help Me
My 5 year old just ran out to me, butt ass naked & informed me that his penis is getting bigger. :| It's only going to get worse. [cries]
Check This Out
my friend was bought in an auction two days ago and her owner started making his status say rude things then did a mumm cause she did not do all she promised IN TWO DAYS............ I tried to talk to him sine he is / WAS a friend of mine to. he blocked her and I told him to stop being so childish. Then I blocked him and this is what I get in my yahoo Guess I got the last
Ok I Think This Is Hot Do You..???? Plz Rate My Blog A Ten
Two Craving Souls I'm so lost for words, I can hardly think, My heart is pounding; my knees are getting weak... My hands are shaking, my typing is obscure, I look up at my screen, in my heart I know for sure... Right here right now is where I see his face, This mind entrancing place we call cyber space... This could be so beautiful; it just feels so right, I'm thinking to myself I must have all of him tonight... Mixed, unsettled emotions are clouding my brain, Thoughts are being switched between pleasure and pain... In the very least to no surprise, It's become moist there between my thighs... With a simple click of the enter key he now knows, Deep inside of me is where he goes... No pleasures go unshared, Computer screens are flared... Before you enter inside of me so deep, I beg for you to take me to my peak... With your tongue I want you to taste, All those desires that I hold for you in that place... Circle it, tease it, She's yours now, just please it...
Leveling Help 385
ISLåИDGIЯL ☠ Owner of Club United * Mgr - Zodiak Levelers * Daddy's Good Girl@ fubar 1.9 Million to Level W/Autos on!!
Name Thing Stolen From Brainninja
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Hello. My Name Is
Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! In case you didn't know; The Princess Bride is the best movie ever. P.S. Who do I have to e-sleep with to get an Auto-11? :P
Got A Message..
ubarf Online (No topless girls for me on V-Day. sob) United States subject: RE: thanks you. === 'ubarf' wrote the following at '2009-02-15 06:42:09'.. > > thank you for taking time out to visit/rate my profile. > > my great goodness though. You have some AWESOME cleavage. How much did they cost for you to get those? > > Do you enjoy letting them out to breathe? Do you yahoo? webcam? > > Anyways, hoped you had fun with your significant other yesterday. Tootles. My Reply: sent: 02/15/2009 06:44 am They cost me 3 pregnancies to have them. I am currently nursing so they are like that but once I wean they will probably sag, oh well that's what they're for right?
Poetic Now Availible In Crackwhore
shawty wanted something silly, oh lord is this awful, so blame her =]=]
People Amaze Me
and not in a good way im deleting everyone except about 10 or 15 ppl and starting over
Tag.. You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I co-owned a tattoo shop for several years. 2. My hair takes a stupid amount of time to fix. 3. I hate it when people don't was their hands after going to the bathroom.. I have even asked someone when they are exiting.. are you really not gonna wash your hands? 4. I can tie a cherry stem in a double knot. 5. I am in sales and marketing. 6. My record has never been beaten on the beer bong. 7. I have a huge collection of hats. 8. I am a huge movie buff, and use random, obscure quotes that no one recognizes. 9. I placed 3rd in my fantasy football league this year.. whipped the boy's asses. 10. I am v
Onoes Teh Tag, I R It!
Since I'm SO lazy, I'm just stealing Imy's instructions. And now, to think. Thinking. Thinking. Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Still thinking. Okay. I suppose I can't cheat and say "I have ten things on my profile already, bawwwwwww!", can I? No? Bugger. Fine. Some of these some people might already know. All of them at least one person on my list will know, but she's not been around for a bit, so. 1. I was born COMPLETELY covered in hair. Not just a little. ALL OVER. It was fine and it was downy and it was apparently rather soft. I still have it, except for the usual areas which are coarser, obviously. Like my face. 2. I'm a hopeless romantic. I
Giving Shit Up For Lent
· No Biscuits · No Confectionary · No Chocolate · No Cakes · No Desserts · No Ice Cream · No Peanut Butter · No Crackers · No Purchasing of CDs · No Purchasing of DVDs · No Cigarettes · No Social Networking sites This was the list last year. I'm debating whether to add coffee to it.
So, This Is It Then.
2009 List · No Biscuits · No Confectionary · No Chocolate · No Cakes · No Desserts · No Ice Cream · No Peanut Butter · No Crackers · No Purchasing of CDs · No Purchasing of DVDs · No Cigarettes · No Social Networking sites Sadly, we've IT guys all over our office today putting new PCs in, so on my last pre-Lent day, my hands are a bit tied re goofing off online, so this may well be it. I won't be on Fubar again til after Easter. Have fun, MuMM well, and take it easy. And remember, email your boobs to xx (oh yeah, I weighed in yesterday at fifteen stone seven, or 217 pounds - let's see where I am in six weeks!)
Enlighten Me Please!
Why do some people have bombs beside their name? I must have missed something while I was at work =/
Somethings About Me....
1 - I sleep on my left 2 - I masturbate with my right. 3 - I'm always right and you are all wrong! 4 - I've never watched The Simpsons (and proud of the fact) 5 - My role models are George Constanza and Cartman 6 - I tongue kiss on the first date. 7 - I sleep nude...Summer or Winter. 8 - I have a foot fetish (only female feet) 9 - I have a 4 gold bar black belt in Taekwondo and i can flick it good. 10 - I surf nude and I'm nude right this minute. 11 - I love chocolate 12 - The Crow is my fav movie of all time.
Letting The Kids Down...
I'm constantly letting my kids down.. It's starting to wear on me something fiercely.. I was in such a rush with getting this car inspected, that I had missed a very important part.... Where the rear axle is located, and connected to the frame of the car, there was a rust hole... Not a large one, but bad enough. I have just come back from picking the car up. There is no fix for this damage. People will say to weld it, but in NY, welding of the frame will not pass either... I also had gotten 4 tickets in the past 2 weeks for this car, which I have to go to court for on Wednesday... All damn "fix-it" tickets, but still... money..that i don't really have, being a single dad of two kids... I put 60 into it for new lights in the back, and several hours worth of work myself.... but I could only get 50 bucks from the junkyard for it... He's going to turn around and sell that beautifully running engine for 800...It's not fair, but nobody will give more then that for a car a
I'm Cured!
Back at 100%... Gonna finish off the antibiotics and the anti-inflammatory but no more pain pills! YaY! They were making me light-headed and woozy and I didn't like them at all... (Least I know I wouldn't be a good pill popper.) So, tonight I am gonna get stupid drunk to celebrate. Thanks again to all of ya who sent me tons of fu chicken soup (Which I ate a lot of in real life, lol.) and fu aspirin. Anyhow, less talk, more alcohol. *Edited to NSFW... Goatse has entered the room.
Down With The Sickness....still
For those of you who haven't spoken to me in the last month and 8 days you may not know I have been sick. It started out like any head cold. Making me feel like crap...starting to ease up and worsen..up and down all of this snottiness continues til I hit a really bad patch. 8 days ago I thought I was death warmed over. Though I like to feel important, it was merely some bronchitis mixed with a lovely sinusitis...intermingling in the tasty upper respiratory infection. The result was to take the horse pills they pass off as antibiotics for 10 days. I am on day 8 now...and I still feel like SHIT! I really hope this miraculously clears up in the next 2 days otherwise I may have to go back and pray there is a cure. I may have mentioned I don't care much for being sick...or maybe we have never spoken. Don't worry when I am sick I don't delete people. k, thats it...time for another horse pill
What A Tard!!! Roflmfao
richieinflorida7 LOOK AT HiS NiCE COMMENTS FiRST ... ROFLMFAO ... NOW READ WHAT HE HAD TO SAY iN THE SHOUT!!! i FLIPPED iT SO U CAN READ FROM TOP!! ->richieinfl...: awwwww so nice ->richieinfl...: just cause u have no penis dont mean u can rate me 1s! ... u so ugly i bet ur dog dont even like u ->richieinfl...: yea! gimme some more points! richieinfl...: lmao richieinfl...: dam youre an ugly cunt lol ->richieinfl...: hahaha .. and u have a small penis richieinfl...: not really, 7 inches is pretty nice actually but thank you for your concern lmao ->richieinfl...: rawrrrrrr thanx for the nice comment ->richieinfl...: s richieinfl...: rawrrrr welcum cunt richieinfl...: you really arent pretty though to be honest ->richieinfl...: i think im in love with u! hahahaahahaaa richieinfl...: LMAO your hair is way too bright and ugly lol richieinfl...: you look like a pink crack whore LMAO ->richieinfl.
When I Grow Up
When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies So until today I thought that the last line of the chorus to that song from Pussy Cat Dolls was "I wanna have boobies." I am slightly depressed that it isn't.
Sex And Fubar
I just want to observe how freaking funny it is that everyone on here likes to claim that they're uber-kinky. But I'm also curious about something... Does it actually get middle-aged men to rate you women more if you say stuff like that? Do they buy you bling? How desperate is my fellow man? I'm editing this because apparently it's really hard to understand that when I say things like "everyone", and then I say "does X", I mean "everyone who does X", not everyone in existance of a particular gender. Fucking hell. Setting this NSFW since I'm in a mood and swearing a lot. ...Katie got naked. Mood improving rapidly.
Another Auction..
Starting up another auction.. This one will start Friday May 1st.. It will end the following friday.  Entry fee 55k Starting bid 100k  if u are interested then just post a comment here and I will get back to u when its time to get what you are offering, your pic you will use and the fee.. Please just leave one comment.. Thanks.. Poker Princess..   Im offering every person that is signed up to the auction (fee paid, pic and offer sent to me) a 1 credit bling for every 5 ppl you refer (max 3 credits).. but whoever you refer has to have their fee, pic and offer in as well.. as well as them telling me that they were sent by you.. This offer will go on till further notice.. hurry up and start inviting :)   **also every person u refer gets ur name in a draw for a pimpout a day for a week..
So What? Oh, Wait.
Sooooooo, several months ago, I hung out with a guy I met online. We'd met before just once. I went to his house to watch Ghostbusters 2 and ended up sleeping over...which means, yes, I had some cock. We stayed in contact through email and texting...mainly dirty emails and such. There wasn't much of a connection there though a certain online site suggested we were 80 something % matches. Whatever that means. Anyway, back to the second. We watched a movie, had some laughs, and some more sex. He's an attractive guy and has the deepest voice which i enjoy...or would, if he was much of a talker since dirty talk is the cat's meow. But, I mean, let's just face it...we only hang out to have sex and to be even more honest, it's not all that great. I thought the first time may have just been some nervousness, but nope, the second time was not any better. I haven't made much of an effort to stay in touch. I mean, I'm just too busy to care. Tonight, I get a text message out of the blue fro
Slave Princess Is Banned
Slave posted a mumm earlier talking about some dumbass who was promoting other sites. She didn't do a damned thing wrong, and now she's site banned for a week. This is bullshit. She is totally against ripoff sites, yet there it is. She posted telling people to stfu about shit and quit promoting bullshit. So this is an announcement to let you all know what's going on. Until then I'll post for her.
Original Snapvine!
Yes, it's back up on my new profile..the original one from last year with dirty..dirty messages from Russian (when she lust me once), Moo, Harley, Witchie, Sherry, Moet, Shosh, Jan, Tawyna ...Bludge! Feel free to leave a new one.
I'm So Wrong...
There has to be something wrong with me. I have this new fascination with Maury, but I only watch the paternity test episodes. Well, for every single mom who is on their claiming "they ain't no other man." "i'm 190% sure he's my baby daddy!" I always home the guy isn't the father. ALWAYS. Even if its like a married couple where the wife had one small indiscretion....I always hope the guys aren't the father...What's wrong with me? Shouldn't I be hoping that the poor baby has a father? Shouldn't I have enough faith in humanity to think that the Mother hasn't slept with 18 guys in the last month?
Long Story Short
You have 25+ messages!   Ya, so i was drunk last night, and down at my buddy Bill's house. I signed on to Fubar to check stuff out, and was chatting to a few people. I put my status, "I don't wanna be here anymore" I get to work this more with a page of messages with people telling me not to delete. Lmaooooo "i don't wanna be here anymore meant i didn't wanna be at Bill's, not.. i don't wanna be on Fubar. Lmaoooooo See, i'm not Emo Vixen :P Just really hung over. Hehe Sorry. Lmaooooooo
Give Up
I give up.... When I walked in from the store I was told I have two weeks to find another place to stay.   I have no income, have been waiting for my medical to kick in... I am screwed more then I ever cared to admit.   I don't even know what to say :(
I Broke It.
So, I was begging noobs for tickers, telling them that I would pay them to buy me a ticker... and now there's an anti-spam trap in the damn shoutbox.   So, apparently, my shoutbox is in operable for a few hours or so...   *sigh*
Reasons,seasons And Lifetimes :d
*this is something that was shared with me. i though i'd pass it along. i hope it helps someone one day :) *   Reason, Season and LifetimePeople always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do...When someone is in your life for a REASON, It is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The pra
Anyone find it odd w/ all the moola Tranny Granny spends on here she's never actually met "the love of her life James"?
My Stomach Hurts Now =]
Well I just had one of the best laughs I've  had in quite a while. It felt great. Now I'm sure you all are probably wondering what in the world it could have been. Well, I'll tell you =] I was lying on my bed, MuMMing. My youngest son had decided that his bed just wasn't "comfortable", so he moved to mine. The way I seen it, I could just move him back to his when he fell back asleep. But damn, he wouldn't stop moving. My foot had already been asleep because I was talking to Van on the phone for over an hour, sitting on my foot. At that point, it was all tingly and he was rolling all over it. It hurt. He then tells me that he wants to lay back in his bed. He goes and things are fine. My foot is normal and I'm not having a child rolling all over my legs. Then I hear it..."Mommy, I need to go pee!". It's not just a normal tone, it's pure panic. Like he will NOT make it to the bathroom. So I tell him to go.  He runs to the bedroom door and then comes back telling me he can't get the door
It's up the pisser.  I can call in from my phone and hear my messages, and it tells me I can leave ones, and lets me do all teh shit, only those messages then never appear.  And when I tried to record an intro, it now says I have one, but it is just silent when I click on it on my page.  Other than "use a mic", any suggestions? Like, why can't it hear my phone?
Opening My Heart And Soul
I was thinking,  that life would be so much more amazingly perfect if only people were kind to one another, and showed mass love instead of hate and drama.  I was also thinking that if you were my real friend you would have bought me a happy hour by now, fvcker.  the end  
I Got Hit On By A Guy...
*(jburton)*: thank u..  ->*(jburton)*: well, seeing as how you're a guy I can't say i'd be to into it.. but good luck on your search   *(jburton)*: lmao..nevermind..i'll just move on 2 som1 who like 2 play along wit me.. ->*(jburton)*: well, unless you're a doctor i'm not sure there is much you could do..  *(jburton)*: ummm....just wht kind would u like..   ->*(jburton)*: out of curiousity, what help are you offering? ->*(jburton)*: Okay... *(jburton)*: oaky..u know where 2 find ->*(jburton)*: i'm fine, thanks..   *(jburton)*: u need help wit ur wounds..just askin..   Aside from Dyss trying to show me his penis I havn't had men try this.. I don't like it and don't know how you women can put up with it.. Thank god i have a penis..
Im leaving!       Wicked
Witchie mentioned a bender, Misfit provoked the lustathon and here you have it. Let's go...sexiest man/woman alive?
Bet Between Mummers...
Alright, me an Papi made a bet earlier. I'm making this blog just so it's in writing, though I trust HIM, this is more for HIS benefit lolz... We bet when (IF) the Cleveland Cavaliers and LA Lakers meet in the NBA Finals, that I have the CAVS and HE has the LAKERS. On the line: a 20$ bling pack. There, it's official =P
Ugh... Not Again...
You know, late last year, my bud's father died, and his only living brother was arrested at the funeral... for molesting his kids... Well.... another one of my closest childhood friends... told me back in 1996, that his dad had left his mom, for a younger woman..He was gone about a year, and then came home to his wife. I thought they just made up, etc etc.. I had to look at the sex offenders registry the other day. The school sent papers home of a new child rapist moving into town.. This is the 4th time this school year.. Anyway.. there it was... This friend's father's face.. First time I've seen it on the site, as well... His offense was in 1996, and he served 1 year in jail for it.. He DID leave for a younger woman, that is true... she was 11 years old..     WTF is wrong with my old friends??
Is It Love?
The Vagina Fisher
So people ask me:LMAO @ ur statusI LOVE your statusOMG, your status rocksTEE HEE!!Ok, so those aren't really questions, but I know what the people are wondering. And, since I am nice and all..I'll give the people what they want: an explination.My status began earlier today, in a mumm. Someone wrote about shoving a watermelon in someone else's pussy, which naturally begat the disbelieving disclaimer of bullshit. Then, true to form, our resident ER nurse Kit puts truth to the claim, saying you'd never believe the kinds of stuff women get caught in their meatflaps (not her wording). Apparently, women shove a whole assortment of things into their fun spots that can just be fished out without the help of the ER. So, I decided that is how I'm going to get rich. I am going to host a tv show on the Discovery Channel called "The Vagina Fisher", where I will toil endlessly, elbow deep, to dislodge  odd and foreign objects from their crevasses. I assume rings and watches and cucumbers will be mo
I'm Losin' It!!
Zomg! I hate bugs. I mean, I lose my mind when I see some of them. I can handle ladybugs, flies, and even small spiders....but any spider bigger than a dime or any centipede will send me screaming like a little bitch. Well, this week I've had a run in with more than I'd like. I was taking my towel off my head yesterday and this giant centipede fell off my towel, I heard the little bastard hit the floor...I jumped straight up onto my bed screaming. Ma yelled down the stairs wondering what the hell I did, and when I said "Oh, just a centipede" she about laughed til she peed. Last night, I was using the loo just before bed and in crawls this terrible looking spider...I grabbed the nearest cup and dropped it over it. Score 1 for me! Well, just now...there was a hornet in my dishdrain. Ugh! Well, I reached under the sink for the bee killer and zapped the jerk w/ it....well, I about made myself pass out from the fumes...I can practically taste the junk...and I keep coughing. Ugh, I hate inse
Salmon Poo
It is 7:11 am and I have technically been awake for the last hour. Its Sunday and there's no point of me sleeping because i have horse back riding lessons in an hour... This is my story..... I am dog sitting for a friend, her chihuahua named Bella. Chihuahua's aint know for their friendly personalities so we have been trying to socialize this dog as much as possible. I take her to the dog park where dogs come charged at her thinking she the squirrel that got away.. we live threw that only to have her slowly but surely move at least 3 feet away from me.. She also hates males, I'm not sure where she picked up this hate but of course the boyfriend cant seem to shake that the dog actually hates him. So in order to win Bellas little heart he sat on the floor last night and hand fed her ALL NATURAL "Salmon" dog treats... It lasted all of about 4 minutes then the love for him was gone...... Needless to say we all go to bed.. We are convinced that Bella needs to be treated like a regular
Angst In My Pants ...
“Do you know what you just ate?” Felipe asked. “Umm … no.”, I replied. “Do you want to know?” “Oh shit … I dunno … probably not.” “Ants”, Felipe snickered. “What?” “Yes, ants.  How do you say … ‘ants not born’?” “Ants not born?  What??” “Yes, baby ants, not born” “Are you trying to say you fed me ant larvae?”, I said with disbelief. “Yes, that’s the word – larvae.”   And so began my 2 hour ride back to Mexico City.    It all started innocently enough with the question, “Would you like a taco?”  We were in a little industrial shithole known as Sahagun, Mexico and had just finished visiting a large customer.  It was time for lunch and we were in what was, undoubtedly, the finest restaurant in
Save Me!
Its 6pm and the firecrackers have already started. I'm actually thinking of heading to the lake a night early so I don't have to listen to this shit!
Those of you who have known me for a bit have heard my tales of the pain i have gone through my whole life.  Fact is i have fu - proposed to a few women on here only to be told no and then there have been those who i thought i was very close to who have become engaged or married to others... i DO NOT begrudge anyone their happiness, but i, as usual, am alone... so when this VIP runs out... i'm deleting or taking a VERY long hiatus, as there's nothing for me here.  I'm a troll, i get it and i should have never expected anything more... goodbye...
This Weeks Flowers Dedicated To & Inspired By...
Get well soon and *hugs you* ♥ you! *got a ton done up at the cabin this weekend and a sh!t load done today* woot! *dances* I hope everyone is doing well!!! NICOLE MARIE I MEAN IT...GET WELL SOON!!! ♥ PoStaL  
Today has been a tiring day. Moving cupboards and filing cabinets at work. Followed by an hour of badminton, followed by near enough an hour and a half of football. Not sure I'll be able to walk tomorrow.
My Auction!
My Auction will start on Friday July 17th and end on Saturday July 25th at midnight. Ownership will last for 30 days!  Ownership will include but will not be limited to the following. 1) Fubar ownership for 30 days at the the starting price of 10,000 fubucks. 2) Your name on my heading (owned by..........) 3) 1 pimp out a day 4) A 1 credit bling of my choice per week 5) Rating or rerating your page with 11's only, Pictures of my choice. 6) Viewing of my NSFW private folders 7) A phone call from me ONLY IN CONT. USA CANADA & PR. 8) Lunch or dinner on me with me and Vampsdesire77 (MUST BE LOCAL) NYC & NJ areas only.  For anyone wanting to make the trip to Vegas, a 2 night stay with us at Caesars on the strip, share the room only this is a delux room, two queen size beds. We won't be in the room that much anyways!  TRANSPORTATION  FOOD & BEVERAGE NOT INCLUDED. For other out of state winner(s) an auto 11 or cherry bomb once a week. for 4 weeks. 9) Bidding will start at 100,000
Let me introduce you to my Great Great Great Great Great Grandparents, John and Elisabeth Chapman.  I know virtually nothing about them, other than John was born around 1795, and Elisabeth around 1803, but my parents gave me these photos last night, and also showed me some research a relative had done into one branch of our family tree that amazingly goes back two or three generations than these good folk.  I also know that both John and Elisabeth were born within thirty miles of where I live now, meaning that I do indeed come from a very old Norfolk family. This discussion was all prompted last by a visit by my Great Uncle Cecil.  He's staying the week with my parents, and me and the girl went over last night for dinner.  Cecil's a great old fellow - a story for every occasion, all delivered in his rich Ulster accent.  A fountain of knowledge, being a former Headmaster (school principal, my US chums), although the names don't come so easily now he's the far side of 80, and an absolut
Reasons To Be Cheerful...
1. Train tickets to Berlin now booked. It was a headache, because of the under-4 we have going with us, but they're booked and paid for. :D 2. Email from Amazon this morning to say that my dvd of Season Two of 'Flight Of The Conchords' is in the mail, so hopefully that will be here ANY DAY NOW! 3. It's Friday!!!!!!
Marijuana Moratorium -- How To Ignore The Voters And The Law
By Steve Elliott in Chronic City, Government, Health Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:45PM Dispensary moratorium: Latest political fad? One by one, across California, the lights are winking out. In city after city, town after town, patients who had dared hope they would at last have safe access to the medicine recommended by their physicians are having those hopes dashed  by political cowardice, inertia, and the status quo. In case you haven't noticed, medical marijuana is yet another front in the culture wars. Conservative hamlets which aren't yet ready for the 21st Century notion of patients being legally allowed to treat themselves with cannabis are turning off the light of hope for those who have already waited 13 years for the hope of Proposition 215 to become a reality. Cheering on the dispensary ban fad are our friends at the California Police Chiefs Association, who released a reefer madness-tinged "report" in April claiming that cities allowing dispen
More Thoughts
I seem to have a special knack for pissing people it a gift or a curse? I am dreading the doc tomorrow I got the sad when john commented my last blog..I am a wuss I seriously am doubting decisions I have made that I cannot fix my mother truly is the epitome of evil   anyone know who teenycokoncam is? I think he has a crush on me
Hurting Badly
I am seriously hurting bad... my daughter has lived with my sister for awhile, and my sister called trying to figure stuff out about the house she was hanging at. Well today I ran into an old friend of my daughters, and asked him who this Autmn girl is where my daughter has been hanging out. Well he told me it was a dope house, I honestly believe my daughter is not using, but she should not be hanging out there. I told my sister what I was told, my daughter text me 1st saying not to talk to her for awhile, then it followed with I lost all her trust, and then she sent me another one saying and her respect. This is killing me. It is the only thing that keeps running through my mind, because she is really the only one I consider family besides my son. I don't want her hanging out in bad neighborhoods and such, it's hurting me but I want my daughter alive, not ending up dead with all the gang bangers that hang out in that is one of the roughest areas of town. My heart is breakin
Must Read!!
Message from Firechief: "Attention All, The 2nd Alarm Hotties a group I founded on my owned and asked a 2 face Bluedemon to help me in the start only to have him leave after I did a Real Cash Contest has with the help of a young lady (who needs help) think they are running the 2nd Alarm Hotties and yes they have taking over the profile I started and even allowed men in the group. Between the 2 of them I watch them run the Hotties into the groud and I would ask that you pay no mind to either of them. I shut the name 2nd Alarm Hotties Down last month and thesr 2 who between them both dont have a clue how to run, promote yet have to steal an idea I had dating back to lost cherry days. So if you see them tell them to create their own group as neither will ever be able to take the hotties to the level we had it many times" This is what firechief have posted on his profile to bring Blue, Anni and this group down. Due to this we have decided to change the name of our group. Any suggestions
So the sister in law left Texas today to come back home to start working so she can make some real money for when my brother gets discharged from the Army in October...well....She got up to Gainesville and a tire blew off the car...She's stuck there til noon tomorrow when they can get the ball bearing in that was ruined during the blow out...So *sigh* dunno when I'm gonna get to see my Em-Dogg now :(
Just Trying To Help
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.   As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,  (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purificationProcess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.   Remember:        Water = Poop,        Wine = Health .
Pool? Bondage?
Why choose between the two?   I shit you not, they're selling it on Amazon, but then again you can buy plutonium on Amazon.
Follow Me...
Hello lovely fubar folks...I just started a new twitter account. I will be using this to get out 'top secret' information about the FWord (including contests, etc.), for special offers and just as a great way to share info. I would love it if you came along for the ride! You can find me at:!
Mobile Phone Uploads Feedback
I have received random complaints about some mobile phone uploads not working. If you are having problems with this and have gone through the procedure to reconfigure your phone and it is still not working, can you please let me know the follwoing. 1. Who is your carrier?2. What phone are you using?3. Has it ever worked for you in the past?4. Do you get any error codes and can you describe what happens when you try to upload from your phone. Any additional information regarding the details of your mobile phone and carrier would be helpful. If your mobile phone uploads are working fine, can you please tell me 1. Your carrier2. What type of phone Thanks
I have alot of things to write about but of course they have to flow.. I have something called "writer's block." No silly, not the block BUTTON. I should post my blocked list. It would make for mild amusement. What should I do here next? Any ideas?.. No bulletin status or hype, I want to see who actually reads these things all on their ownsome... until next time..peace.
menu first! Breakfast: Peanut butter and Jelly (1tbsp each) 2 slices of whole wheat bread Lunch: lemon chicken with brown and wild rice, 1 cup of corn, and a cookie Dinner: 2 eggs, 1/4 cup salsa, 2 oz of cheese, and 2 tortillas Snacks/Drinks: 4 cups of water *woohoo i got four in!*, 7 oz apple juice (unsweetened), 2 sticks of gum, .75 cup of blueberries, 18 grapes, 1 oz baked tortilla chips, .5 cup salsa Totals: Calories: 1595 Carbs: 240 Fat: 45 Protein: 71 REFLECTIONS: Today was surprisingly easy.. As long as I bring enough healthy snacks to work I don't think i will have a problem. I even avoided eating a giant chocolate chip and caramel cookie! talk about will power.. My "breakfast" was supposed to be veggie fried rice.. the recipe seemed ok.. first bite seemed too oniony.. second bite was just gross... so i tossed it... which is how i had a sandwich LOL The apple juice is probably the highlight of my day... i am sipping it as slowly as possible.. even watered it down
BAM*******4 mins agofanned you rated you plz add me and allow access to all photos plz Yeah, I know, it's my own damn fault cause, in Katie's words I "have a motherfuckin snake on my motherfuckin tits"    But do I look like I'm that stoopid?  
Fubar Fun Facts 102 - What Your Man Is Doing On Fubar.
This is funny because it’s so true… Let’s give it up for this one and for Stang, one of only three Level 100 Green-named profiles on Fubar. One being Fubar T- Shirts…
District 9
Saw this last night - absolutely one of my must-see movies of 2009.  Gritty, intelligent, action-led sci-fi with a reich vein of dark humour running through it and a dash of social commentary.  Benefits enormously from it's non-US setting, and really makes the most of the local South African feel to generate an authentic feeling (and very authentic looking) tale of the fall out from a less than impressive first-contact.  Alarmingly real in how it imagines we'd end up treating these visitors, but in no way preachy, instead giving us a gory fast-moving action movie that pretty much suceeds on every level.  Loved it.
Thank You All So Very Much!
I had intended to personally thank all of you for the outpouring of love you showed my family and me during these past few weeks regarding my mother.  However, after looking at more than 200 pm's, status comments, page comments, etc., I don't think I would have been able to send my personal thanks to all of you in what I would consider a reasonable amount of time.  Therefore, I hope doing this blog will be acceptable to all of you.  There are no words to express how comforting and supportive all of your thoughts, prayers, gifts and chats have been to me other than.... THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!!
Howmanyofme.comthere Are People With My Name In The Many Have Your Name?
Rio Is Lovely
Wow..I seriously don't even know what to say. Rio IS lovely and amazing and generous and wonderful and so many other things.     She bought me a HH and I don't know how to thank her.   You are an amazing person and I'm glad I know you.  
Me In A Nutsack...nutshell
I am a pervert. A real one. Like those creepy old men I LOVE Spongebob I watch cartoons My middle name is Grigoryevna I bite my lips til they bleed I love cute lil furry animals I dont get grossed out by anything, except for watching sloppy fat people eat I have a severe ADD I do lots of very weird, random shit I meet people off the nets just to hang out when I get bored I have never met anyone more weird or crazy than me I am not afraid of people, but I have a deadly fear of worms I LIVE for salty pickles I met my hubby at night on a train, after he followed me to the parking lot        
i want to lick your face. that is all.   all my love, j
Harry Brown
If you like a film that is Michael Caine being a pensioner who's wife dies and then his best mate gets killed by some YOUTHS, who then decides to get all medieval on their asses, and it has Emily Mortimer as a thoroughly unconvincing detective inspector, and it's all GRITTY, and URBAN, and the score gets on your nerves for being heavy handed, and the whole thing is very well-executed, but the more you think about it, the more it feels like 'Daily Mail : The Movie' because, you know, all YOUTHS are BAD, and therefore it's OKAY if you KILL them, then you'll probably like 'Harry Brown', cos that's sort of what it is.
Music Monday 10
Ten Weeks!  Yay! 1.  Kings and Queens - 30 seconds to Mars2.  Relator - Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson3.  Let's Call It Off - Drake feat. Peter Bjorn and John (you'll probably all hate this, but it made my day)4.  I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys5.  You Don't Know Me - Ben Folds feat. Regina Spektor6.  Sentimental Heart - She and Him7.  Silver Trembling Hands - Flaming Lips    
Omg Thank You All
I can not begin to thank everybody  for all of the help you gave me on that mumm, you all brought me to tears ...I knew I had friends on here but I didn't have a clue how many now I do ...WOW  I promise to be here  for each one of you anytime you need me ...I love you all so much   Special love to Shirley Knox and LarryB
Leather N Lace Over Silk N Satin!
Went into the sex store yesterday and amazed how now, the kinky stuff is out from the back dark corner and out in the light.   Looks like BDSM is becoming to popular...i use to like hiding in that dark corner when doing my shopping.   *SIGHS*
My Bad
so i recently found out that being mean is against the rules on this site. however, its also against the rules to get upset when someone you care about is mean to you. does this make sense to you guys? cause it seems to be a bit of a crock to me. if you can claim that you are on here to "bully the bullies" then you, yourself are being a fucking bully. how about we just be ourselves, do our own thing, and have our friends' backs? how about - if you dont like something your friend is saying.. you go to them privately and say it?   just a thought.. /end rant
Salute Pics
I have been noticing more and more, with amusement, that many of the women on this site have pic after pic after pic of them selves done up all pretty, and some not so pretty, for their photo shoots of themselves in various poses. One after another of slightly different expressions and poses in 20 and 30 pic sequences. Yet when you view their salutes, they look like they just got up out of bed, and decided to make thier salute while waiting for their coffee to brew... WTF is that??? Is there some sort of cardinal rule that makes people think that making yourself as presentable as the rest of your pics makes your salute less "real"?   maybe some of you can offer some insight that i might be missing.
Why Do I Listen To Klover!
The Jd Show. Saturday March 6, 2010 @ 8 Pm Est.
…this is different and probably something long anticipated from certain aspects of my friends list and for the ever curious. Tomorrow night Saturday March 6th at 8 PM EST (5PM Fu Time) , in the lounge located below (just click the pic) I will personally be hosting a live call in show. The JD Show. That’s right, me with the big mouth. Lol. Topics of course will vary I’m sure and I’m looking forward to seeing you all there tomorrow, enjoy the tunes, bring your friends and of course, opinions as always… You won’t want to miss it, it’s Fubar’s new hot spot. And for thos
Gay And White...
Damn it, since I am an Atheist that means I am a gay white guy with horns... I have heard the term "white devil" before but usually from some pro-black militant guy...damn it I am a gay white devil LMAO...yes I am bored
Nice Try Whore....wanna Keep Goin?
United Kingdom subject: RE: Heyas received: 04/6/2010 08:28 pm replied: 04/6/2010 08:31 pm block this member hugs, i will look when i get back online. its 5.26am here. my angel, go ahead and do whatever you need to sort things out with john. im just doing a few rates, then going to bed, when im up later on I will check out your blog. then i can listen as well. hugs === 'Kloverlynn Sociopathic stalker magnet' wrote the following at '2010-04-06 20:19:36'.. > > Hey luv...I want you to check out the vid I loaded to my blog today..if ya want I will link is one I took right before I met John and adam was here...he is doing the guitar solo for Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train"...Just wanna share why I swoon over him with ya lol > > > Also..I was wondering..I have sooo many tings in my head..i wish i could chat with you..But am also wondering if you mind that I write John a letter..I need to say some things to fully break away. > > I took the salute he made me and the pics of he and I down
Just A Reminder
No thought, no reflection, no analysis, no cultivation, no intention; let it settle itself
The Most Ridiculous Fake Of The Day....
Well my friends this one really takes the cake for the day, if not the week. I don’t know what level of education or thought someone put into this, but apparently it wasn’t very much lol.. Hope everyone’s week is off to a good start…this person or whatever it is sure is Peace.
I love the way your skin feels under the deft touch of my fingers, Smooth as the most expensive silk. I love the way your hair feels as I brush it out, The delicate strands glimmering in the light. I love the way you look at me with those deep brown eyes, The love burning there like fire. I love the way we walk in perfect harmony, Like we are one and the same entity. I love the way you squeeze my hand, Like you're scared I'll run away. I love the way your smile can light up my whole day, Like the sun coming out from behind a cloud. I love the way you make me so confident in my own skin, Which no one else could ever do. I love the way you said yes, When I knelt down in the cafe and asked you to marry me. But most of all... I Love YOU!!!
ballerboy892002 Buzz: 10%buzzed Level: Fu-ling (2) Gender: Male, ? Location: Clearwater, FL Kloverlynn: lol you dont get much pussy do got no game kid..take it to one of the whores on here who get naked for bling ballerboy8...: my balls dropped in ur mouth Kloverlynn: LMAOOOO You are white dude..and we can meet and fuck as soon as your balls drop princess ballerboy8...: and im a top bnotch niga whati say goes so when we gonna meet to fuck Kloverlynn: no..I am a top not a would be the bitch ballerboy8...: u suck Kloverlynn: ok do you swallow? ballerboy8...: lets fuc   ANd it ended with him blocking me..*sigh*
Erm...finally Hitting Puberty?
It's official. I went from happy go-lucky and relatively normal to a big ol' bag of crazy. Must be another transition into 'womanhood'. Boobs better be part of the deal.
I Totally Didn't Wanna Come Home
It was sooo gorgeous up at the cabin!! we had rain, snow, sleet and hail :) no sun...until we were! Soooo awesome to see my dad,  I could have talked to him for four more days at least!  I was glued to his side like when I was 6 and daddy could do no wrong.  Strange, since my mom passed he's totally become a happier man.  He's getting his medicines and breathing stuffs and actually listening to doctors, it amazes me.  His smile radiated over his face, for the last time we were all together was when my grandmother passed like 5 years ago. My fiance met him for the first time...that went well...I'd like them to have a more casual, less busy setting the next time we see him but ya, it was nice. For the first time in we don't know when ALL the beds were taken and people were doubled up! The boys wouldn't stop chatting (it was my boys first slumber party...he turned 9 today) I only got like two hours of sleep. It was my dad, my brother, my brothers best friend, my niece an
Next Ink
Well the first session went well, and im happy with the results. Its a major improvement from what was done before. The girl has some skills, so I will return in another week or two to continue on the sleeve. she charges $100 per session, which is not too shabby! any ways, I have to figure out what to do with the empty spot there on my arm. My first thought was part of a mardi gras mask or the happy theater mask, BUT with that big Orb having a face, it may just be too busy...anyways this isnt really a blumm or anything, I just am thinking out loud, so to speak..   So if anyone has some suggestions let me know. Since most of you that may be reading this have some clue as to my personality you may come up with something i didnt think of already... I may also have some musical notes thrown in to fill in the space, or my sons names in an anagram or something like that   as you were
Last Night
Ok i so have to share this   so i go into my oldest sons room last night..and no i did not knock..why...cause fuckem i pay the bills...anyways i caught him humping his pillow LMFAO..he is beyond embarassed but i find it amazingly funny...after he chills and gets past his total discomfort and emabarassement..i merely say its ok son..when you get older and bigger like dad ya fold the mattress in half and fuck it..LMFAO he wont talk to me...bahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
A Proclamation
No explanation necessary
Gifted Boobs
4:50pm stephenbis...: hiya 4:51pm Suga Lips: hi 4:51pm stephenbis...: busy? 4:52pm Suga Lips: Not at this moment 4:52pm stephenbis...: busty? 4:52pm Suga Lips: heh..cute 4:53pm stephenbis...: s,m,l, or XL? 4:53pm Suga Lips: My bra doesn't come in that kind of size, sorry 4:53pm stephenbis...: what size do you wear? 4:54pm Suga Lips: You know..I thought at age 40, people have developed some class. But I guess it's never too late to act like a child 4:54pm stephenbis...: ? 4:55pm stephenbis...: I am into D/s, most women who are into it also, tend to be younger. 4:55pm Suga Lips: I don't get what was so hard to understand about what I said. Do you go around asking strangers their bra size often or am I "special"? 4:56pm stephenbis...: you have a remarkable bust.
I Know You Are, But What Am I.
No, I don't feel like having separate blogs for separate levels of my bullshit. Carry on!   If I were..   If I were a month, I’d be September. In a state that actually celebrates autumn. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday. A very lazy one. If I were a time of day, I'd be the moment where I wake up and my body actually isn't begging for me to go back to sleep. If I were a planet, I’d be Earth. I do things I know might eventually kill me, but I bet I look alright from space. If I were a sea animal, I’d be an anemone. I just like to say it. Anemone. If I were a direction, I’d be a little to the left. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lamp. I can shine if I need to. If I were a liquid, I’d be ice cold. If I were a gemstone, I’d be amber is the color of your energy. If I were a tree, I’d be a birch. That's not a typo. If I were a flower, I’d be a petunia aspiring to be a calla lily. If I were a kin
I like many songs by Usher... i like his new one "little freak" but that damned "Oh My Gosh" song gets played on the radio on so many stations here in NOLA that im about ready to stab myself in the ear with a Swiss Army Knife, with the fork sticking out.. or maybe the scissors!!!  just a rant   hows everyones weekend?   as you were
I need 2 big blings 50,000 or over.   I'll say thanks when I receive it, as I don't trust you bastards!   And NO i'm not offering you anything.   And don't say I haven't given you anything, you've had 3 wonderful years of my life!
I Woke Up Naked!
I woke up naked!   My mouth is as dry as a nun's fanny! (I can only presume this)   I can't find my lighter so i've had to light my fag using the stove and I singed my bloody fringe.   I feel like ... well, nothing. I think the Jager has anaesthetised my whole body.   I blame Weirick for all of this!!!
I'm not going to rant about it as there is nothing I can fvcking well do about it at the moment. My computer is fvcked!   So if i'm off and on and you think i'm ignoring you all i'm not.   I will replace it asap.
Tastes Just Like Grits
So I was having a conversation with Deacon about grits. Yep, grits. I've lived in the south for 3 years and have never tried them. Here is a little tidbit:   Deacon Fu ...: you put cane sugar and milk in grits, or fried eggs on top... 8:22am Suga Lips: make it for me 8:23am Deacon Fu ...: if you cant make it yourself, you stay out of the kitchen lmao 8:23am Suga Lips: I'm sure I can, I just don't want to 8:24am Suga Lips: Just seems weird putting eggs on top 8:24am Deacon Fu ...: shit, people who dont know what a toothbrush is for can make it ffs 8:24am Suga Lips: I would never put eggs on oatmeal 8:26am Deacon Fu ...: that would be nasty lol grits dont taste like oatmeal 8:27am Suga Lips: What does it taste like? 8:27am Deacon Fu ...: idk, they taste like grits lol its corn meal something type of thing 8:28am Suga Lips: lmao 8:29am Deacon Fu ...: they just taste like g
Green Cubby
You're are probably all aware that it is make CUBBY GREEN day. He is being a bigger HOAR than ever with the help of his friends.   We all want him to be a the first man to be GREEN!   Can you please hit the 'LIKE' button when you see him scrolling or one of his blasts. You can also access him through the active bling section on your profile page.   Your help is very much appreciated :)   Thanks   JEN X
I Need To Die..
Apparently I need to die because I said a person needed to grow up. Oh and karma is a bitch. =/, as my friends, are worthless too.     Just thought I'd share that with you all. I love you!!
Self Esteem....self Worth
So yeah, I know this isn't some HUGE observation or revelation but I'm saddened by the people of Fubar. Too many folks here weigh the value of their friendships based on little pixelated pictures. "No one loves me! I havent gotten any bling today!" generally followed by "Geez, I should delete. This place is bullshit!" and so on and so forth. Now, I'm sure plenty of these people are just playing on peoples emotions trying to get free stuff...but there are some people here who actually feel as though they have no worth because they haven't been given any "good" bling. It makes me sad that these people feel as though they have offered nothing to people because they weren't thanked in monetary gift. I'd SO much rather have someone asking me how I'm doing in my shoutbox when they know I've been going through a rough time. Why don't some people remember that its the little things like that that count? Doesn't always need to be some grand gesture. Fubar would be so much more pleasant if peopl
How It Works
            The Process:       • First, you see something you like. Either in my Anims album or in the scroll, or someone told ya where to get it. You've come to the right place :D     • Second, You -can- shout me to confirm, BUT ….. for a certain project you would like, I need your favorite color and any pix that you'd like to see in the animation. PLEASE PM me the links to the pix and the colors. (I get hundreds of shouts a day, i WILL lose your info !!!!!)     • Many have asked 'what's the cost?' … it usually depends on how much time it takes to create, render and upload your animation. Right now, they're averaging 20-50 mill fuBux and the usual bling/credits/pimpouts etc. It really all depends on complexity of the animation. I'm easy, i just like making em :D:D     • Depending on how busy I am, you'll have it in 30 mins up to a day or two. It really all depends, and I'll let ya know when i get your PM. :D:D    effective 05-2011: I'm s
Math Heads Riddle
Slip Shodd was bragging about the ranch he had purchased, when Charles Pompuss commented that it was probably just a piddly little two horse farm. Slip thrust out his chest and replied, "My ranch, I'll have you know, has all horses but two, all cows but two and all sheep but two." How many animals does Slip own?   as you were
  Sorry for missing yesterday - had a busy day.   So question for today...   Is there a "boss" in a relationship? If so, how far does this dominate role go? Does it cover everything or just certain area of the relationship? Who wears the "man pants" in your relationship?       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
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Vatican Shows Off Its Goods in Fort Lauderdale   Haven't they already gotten in enough trouble for this sort of thing?
It's Totally Random
So I am doing this thing at work.  I wont bore you with all the technical details, I think if I said schema most people would think I am inner city kid who makes a lot of plans.  But I digress, my point is I had to generate a long string of numbers, so I had a little fun with it.  THis is what I came up with:   1.2.840.113556.1.8000.87901.9035768.19776.55378008.1415926.1.   The 1.2.840.113556 is mandatory, the rest is all Pedro.  What does it mean?  I'll let you decide what you can pick out.  But to me, it cracked me up for an hour.   
My Lil Buddy
We got Bandit as soon as he was old enough to leave his mother...that was May of 1999.  He's traveled more miles than most people will ever dream of.  From Biloxi, MS to Florida...Florida up the east coast, and then to Chicago, Denver, Salt Lake City, onward to Anchorage, Alaska.  Then the ferry ride from Alaska to Washington, across the US, and back down to Florida.  This was all in just over 10 years.  The last trip he made was from Florida to where I sit typing this, Indiana.     He's been quite a healthy cat, despite the fact that his owner had never had a pet before, and did an awful job of keeping up with the important parts of owning a pet.  That's what truly is amazing....almost 12 years, and almost never was ill.  Until about 2 weeks ago.  As most fo you read last week, he wasn't eating and barely drinking.  So I took him to the vet, nothing really jumped out, but a bit of an infection, so the vet gave me some meds to give to him.  In this past week, he still hardly ate, and
Why Am I In The Hospital
I started to get really sick in August of 2007.  After many tests, I was diagnosed with Sarcoidosis.  The tests also showed indicated a brain tumor.  Over the next several months, I underwent many more tests and my health continued to decline.  After Krissy found me blacked out, I was admitted to the Mayo clinic in mid-August of 2008. Since my admission to the Mayo Clinic, I have been undergoing radiation therapy.  These treatments have caused a number of side effects.  The radiation treatments crashed my immune system resulting in meningitis and pneumonia.  Additionally, I have lost my hair, my good eye sight, some of my hearing, and my voice. One of the worse parts is the never ending pain I have inside my torso!  It seems that the pain is so bad that I can barely breath or think.  I also feel like I have the flu but 1000% times worse than I have ever had.  I have to have dialysis due to kidney issues from the meningitis. I started to have major respiratory issues in mid-September
And Here We Have It
we got the full story here folks!  
Fubar Sees Invisible Pictures.
I just got this notification "250 photos in the album were rated an 11 and you've received 19,250 points and fuBucks!  Want to return the favor?"   The most photos I have in any album is 145.  I think my invisible pictures are of aliens, big foot, yetis, unicorns and American built small appliances.   Anyone else have imaginary stuff rated?  
How To Win Her
Step 1: Make her think – say something intelligent and unexpected that catches her attention. Step 2: Make her laugh – in such a way that the joy and humor glow from inside her very being. Step 3: Make her melt – talk to her as an equal; treat her like a partner as well as a lover. Step 4: Make her burn – touch her like she’s the only salvation you will ever need. Step 5: Love her without conditions; adore her because of her flaws – not in spite of them. Step 6: Spend the rest of your life making her glad she chose you.
Tears Of A Clown
It has been a while since I have done one of these, and I almost forgot how amusing people can be...           > camel: nice boobs> 1:11am> camel: there sexy like you> 1:14am> camel: jw sayin ur hot> 1:29am> Kloverlynn: do you really think that is evr gonna flatter a woman? Wait maybe a juggalette but not a real girl> 1:34am> camel: well r u a juggalette> 1:34am> camel: bc ur sexy ass hello> 1:35am> Kloverlynn: I am not mentally handicapped> 1:36am> camel: that dont mean that lol we normale ppl to im just sayin ur really hot> 1:37am> Kloverlynn: ok if you say so...there was not a literate thing about your sentence there....I assumed they were puttin lead in the face paint yea?> 1:37am> camel: lol ok> 1:38am> camel: but ur so hot i would lick ur ass if i could ud like it i got a good toung lol> 1:38am> Kloverlynn: I am allergic to juggalos..and stupid...wait that was redundant> 1:39am> camel: im not stupied> 1:39am> Kloverlynn: ok...your grammar and taste in music states o
I Know You're All Probably Sick To Death About Hearing About It...
But IF Osama was killed...what was the end achievement? Someone else will replace him, and how better to prove yourself than by blowing up a load more stuff right? :\ Anyway, you kill Osama but you haven't killed terrorism, probs just agitated it even more.   And is it REALLY a cause for celebration? I dunno about you but the idea of celebration at a time like this doesn't seem appropriate to me. And aren't people only happy because they feel like it's 'justice'? In all honesty it seems more like being about 'vengeance' to me which is not how all those people that died (both in 9/11 and fight against terrorism) should be respected/remembered with. (IMO)
Where Did That Speedbar Go?...why??!
It's simple. Fubar removed it because people were cheating on it for various reasons. Like to get green, fubucks etc... like we have shown& proven here many, many times. It's also proof that silence is never golden. The only way to make change whether it be here or real life, is to speak out and make things happen. Sing this song to the cheating most liked of the day you all got sick of seeing in your alerts....they are lucky it's all they got taken away... Thank you everyone. Have a great week!
Fake Profile Used In A Murder Plot...
This is for all the people that think that busting fakes is, "unimportant," "no one cares," or whatever they say. Check out this story and you let me know what you think.. Complete story here:|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk1|69846 This crap can get crazy, and people need to wake up..js. Have a great weekend!
A Piercing Question
If a girl you only know on a first name basis tells you about her nipple piercing, in some detail does it mean: A) She's weird B) You're weird C) It's on like Donkey Kong D) You're Awesome  
Out Of The Ashes
                                                                 Out Of The Ashes             Out Of The Ashes,         Rubble & debris         A memorial now stands         on what used to be.            With heavy hearts          and tears in our eye's          we vow to rebuild          in memory of those that died.            Though it's been ten years          many hearts have yet to be healed          we also honor the heroes we lost           in that open Pennsylvania field.            Another memorial is in the works          though donations are few          if everyone can give a little          this too we will see through.            Before you go to bed tonight          look up to the stars in Heaven          say a prayer and never forget          those we lost          on that clear cool day          on 9/11.
Fake Of The Day, 3/7/2012
And of course it's looking for credits. The stupid never stops. Peace.
Drama Revisited - Words For The Wise.
...yawn...mornin kids. Been a hot minute huh? How is everyone? I hope you all are enjoying your summer, apparently, same ol by the same ol...if you get my drift. There seems to be some stuff going on as always, regarding everyone's favorite Fubar angle..."drama." Ahh yes. That dreaded word that no one is ever about, always claims to "not have," yet seems to perpetuate en masse around here. This is as time honored a tradition as you can possibly have on a social networking website. Let's get started on some basic things you need to know about "drama..." 1. If you can't prove it - shut up. It really is that simple people. If, god forbid, I went around blogging about "what I have heard" about so many, many people from higher levels, to con artists, reds, etc...I would be here all damn day fending off and dealing with bullshit. This is not how we operate. At least not me anyways. If someone comes out and says for example that "so and so says she never cam whores or t
Who Does This???.... is 9/11. We all know what it means around here. So much so that Fu doesn't even have Happy Hours. This was linked to me. This is what someone's using as a default today... It's a picture of someone that felt such dispair by what was going on around them on that day 11 years ago, that they felt the need to take their own life by jumping out the window of one of the towers. Now tell me this me being oversensitive here or what? But I don't know man, this doesn't seem right to me. Let me know what you think....peace.
Mobile Fubar
We have three types of fubar mobile experiences.  1. Mobile Browser - accessing through your browser on your phone. 2. Iphone App - downloading from iTUnes 3. Droid App - downloading from Google.    I am looking for people to test and use the apps and browser experience and give feedback. Please send me a message if you are interested. This is your chance to help us help you!  I am looking for  Can you please take this survye   Please answer these questions and message back to me. The more detailed the better. It doesnt need to be a book.  Which phone are you on? Droid or iPhone or Mobile Browser Experience  1. What do you like 2. What do you not like 3. Did you experience any bugs 4. What would you like to see added 5. What would make you use the app more. 6. Any other thoughts or feedback.    If you can test in the browser as well the app and give me feedback on each that would be great.
30% Off!! Free Bling!! Easy Shopping Etc Etc Etc
Hello everyone! I finally got "wise" and set up my ArtFire Kiosk! You can now shop my store/studio directly from my facebook art page  and I don't have to post pictures and links multiple times! :) Just go to and click on that little link up there by my events titled "ArtFire Kiosk" I ♥ technology, almost as much as I ♥ YOU! I see facebook has added a new "offer" option for business pages. Thing is we need to have at least 400 likes to utilize said option. Help a woman out and get me more likes? I will ♥ you long long time *smile cough cough* FREE BLING OR a gift from my studio....just "like" my artpage I hope everyone has a joyous and SAFE New Year! xxoo ~Summer PS. I will be running a 30% OFF sale until January 2nd in hopes of generating enough sales to get my Nikon serviced.   I will be accepting ALL major credit cards beginning  January 3rd.
The Flu Is A Funny Thing
So this past weekend was suppose to be a weekend with the boyfriend. Minus work and other pointless/not so pointless shit. We had his Mom cover my Friday evening shift so we could go out to eat and spend time together like a couple. Sweet, huh? Wanna know how it went, as if the subject of this blog wasn't enough..... On Friday I went and got my paycheck cashed. Waited around for him to get off work at 7pm. By 6:30 I was feeling horrible. I still took a shower and took some meds so I could go out and probably feel better. We got to the place and when we got out food I took MAYBE 5 bites of food and I was done, lol. I just could not eat anymore. We left and went back to his house. It wasn't even 11pm by this point and I was gone....out for the count. According to him I snore when I'm sick, lol. He said my face, neck and arms were really red. Little did we know I had a fever. I was asleep and he thought I was just hot, and no, not that sexy hot either. Saturday came around and I woke up
I Need To Know ...
am I the only one  finds the folder title *our new puppy!!RIP Buster* disturbing and funny at the same time   
Greeting in Excito Diabolus   Excito Diabolus is not a lounge like other lounges.  We do not offer nudity on cam to keep our members.  We do not play all the music that the radio plays in order to use the fan-base of the radio to keep our members.  We are a lounge that prides itself on being a good lounge because of the Good People and the Hard Work of the DJs and Greeters.   That means it is That Much Harder Work for us to keep our members, as we are advertising a place that has a smaller Fan-base than the lounges who play everything and/or have cams that will give you a show for your membership.  It is up to the Greeters to keep the people in here.  The More Viewers we have, the Happier the DJs are.  The More People hanging out, the more DJs will want to DJ here.   How to be a Good Greeter in a Place Like Excito   A Good Greeter in a Place Like Excito Diabolus Needs to be Quick to Welcome People into the Lounge.  This doesn't mean to say Hi and go back to your conversation.  
R.i.p. Snowbunny!!!! Many Blessings On Your New Journey
 SNOWBUNNY 'S LAST HOURS:   She had a badly swollen leg.with a severe staph infection they think, from her leg,something (that?)   It spread to her her kidneys that shut down, then her liver, shut down. Then it spread to her brain. She was in a comma for 3 days before the Dr, Gave her a couple days to live bcuz nothing else could possibly be done. She went into a comma on April 28,2013.  (went in at 5pm) in Hospice,off the machines, MY FINAL WORDS ,MY TRUE  BEST FRIEND : R.I.P.snowbunny(passed on 5-1-13 @ 8pm FuTime. MY DEAREST BEST FRIEND SNOWBUNNY. IT
With Time Comes Some Peace....
I found out that we have lost our baby on Monday morning. The last few days have been very rough. Little by little I am crying less and venturing back out into the world. Today was the real start of getting back out into the world again. The first couple days....I wasnt ready to see women pushing strollers, little babies and pregnant bellies. It was still very hard but I think I dealt with it well. Going to walmart, picking the kids up from school and doing some shopping actually took it out of me. I am starting to put the baby things away and making some peace with it all. The hardest part is the waiting for this baby to come so that I can let it go. Alot of the time I feel like I am floating in this weightless dream world where nothing seems real. I keep thinking that maybe the doctors are wrong since my baby hasnt left me yet. I know that I am only fooling myself but with time I wont need to do that anymore. My tummy is already starting to go down some and I was able to
Tell Me What You Think... And If You Could Do Any Better...
These are a Bunch of Old Stuff, And Sum New One... All Of the drawings In this SlideShow Are Of Real People... Be it models or peopl that should model in my opinion...LOL...Thanx to all of you that asked me to draw them...And Thanx to all of you that let me draw you, Cuz I Wanted... I hope Every enjoys this Slide Show... JuanP.s. Dont Mind the repeats please...
More About Me Or More Pictures?
What do you guys think I should have more on my profile? More information about me, my company and other useless things? or more pictures of me? Your thoughts are always appreciated!!!
Rate Me!
See I started out going to write this on my page in my about me and then realized holy shit its already really fucking long. So here we go I’m going to tell you more about me : ) As if you don’t know enough. First off my real name is Alycia-renee, spell it anyway you’d like. I’m only 19 years old, but I act older. I take care of my mom, and my niece the best I can. I’ve been married. I’ve had a miscarriage. My all time favorite color is purple. I love country music. I hate bullshit. I don’t like liars. If I have a boyfriend or not is my business, and not yours. Who I chose to talk to is, my business as well. I’ve seriously met one of the most [amazing] individuals off of here, and he’s the greatest friend you could ask for. And I heart him. My best friend in the world is Danielle, I love her. I’m going to steal her son. I graduated high school 2 years ago. I have 3 jobs. 1. Intake nurse at the emergency room. 2. Waitress at “the eagle” diner. 3. Cashier at Hallm
Just thinkin out loud about the sexzy "fluffy" women i've cum across on here..Ya just gotta luv em, so soft and curvy and sexzy as hell!!
First Class
8 This is a favorite story on and on of mine. This will be the last of the stories posted for today for the new members of my friends list. I hope you have enjoyed the stories. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loo
The Anti-military And Anti-vic Mummer....
Those of us with open minds understand that you get all kinds and varieties of people on social networking sites such as here or myspace. For the most part, people are open-minded, like what they like and do what they do. But in some instances, the level of hate and/or ignorance is just astounding. Take for example this user's comments pulled from one of the mumms from last night. Many mummers have gotten the reputation as being ignorant, self serving, hateful and vengeful. That's why so many people are afraid to post a simple question on there that have any knowledge of said issue. It's sad that this forum has come to this, because it gives the lot of people that do enjoy the Mumms a bad name. It's just a matter of judging people by how they act and how you are treated by them I assume. The mummers I know that have been up there along time are great people with an ability to sort through the nonsense and waste of bandwith that alot of the - dare I say "Mumm Imps" - seem to enjoy putti
Girls! Girls! Girls! Because I Adore Them...
The Bad Ass Ladies of FUBAR. I adore them and you will too! Add, Rate & Fan them all! TELL THEM RAINBOWFUKINBRIGHT SENT YOU. vacuum_cleanereyes USER FRIENDLY :: Alex :: Saint BeccaBoo *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~* kinkyally69 (ladies only!!!) DiORxWHORE Hi.Fructose. ~kit~ Belle
Daily Ponderings
I\'m going to use this blog as a never ending venue to post some of my thoughts during the course of my day. Keep watching as I will probably update this daily, sometimes hourly...My mind wanders alot. ---------------------------------------------- Today, it just hit me out of nowhere, that this girl that I know, her mom\'s name is Sharon Cox. Then, today, I met a girl named Rose Cox. Honest! I\'m waiting to meet a guy named Holden Cox to make the trifecta complete. A guy came up to me today, and pointed at his I guess some imaginary watch or something, and asked me what time it was. Later in the day, I went up to him and pointed at my crotch and asked him where the bathroom was. Someone approached me today and said, \"I have a question, Mark.\" I replied, \"Really? I have a comma...wanna trade?\" I work with this guy named Nat. Nat doesn\'t really do much at all. Seriously. Nat just kinda wanders around campus in a daze. I often wonder what it would be lik
Shitty Love Life .. Question For Guys...
Alright Here It Is!! Im Curious How Guys Would Feel In This Situation... Say You Were With This Girl Who Was 4 Years Younger Than You & Shes Underage Major... & She Treats You Like Shit.. & Shes Cheated On You Also "lost feelings" for you. but yet is so "IN Love" With YOu She Says... & You Meet A New Girl... You Kinda Like Her.. You Dump The Chick Who Treats You Like Shit.. & Also This New Girl Is Only A Year Younger Than You.. SO Better With Age (I Know Age Dont Always Matter But There Age Is Illegal...) N-E Who... You Get With This New Girl Where You Know She Wont Hurt You.. & Has Told You And Wants You To Not Get Hurt... But 6 Days Later You Break Up With Her.. Cus Your Confused... Then About Two Weeks Later You're Back With The Girl Who Treats You Like Shit... & Then One Day After Not Talking To THe New Girl Since A Week After You Broke Up With Her.. She Shows Up At Your House.. Tells you... She Really LIkes You .. You Dont Deserve To Be Treated Like Shit Like Y
My View Of Internet Dating. The Sad Truth. Please Comment This One. -quick
There has been great debate about meeting people online, and internet i thought i would go through my opinions on it. It never fails....there is always the couple that met online, and love their relationship, and then there is always someone near by that is quick to bash them. It seems that everyone has their own little opinion, but very little to back it up. So im going to pick it apart, and voice all my opinions and reasons for them. This might be a little long, but should be worth it, if it comes out the way i want it to. Okay, lets get right into why people like to meet people on the internet. This is clearly the most important part of this. #1) The number one reason why people like to meet on the internet is because there is alot less chance of rejection. Look at it from this point of view....take any random guys, and put them in a real life senario, where they have to approach a woman, and they will all be nervous, clam up, and not be cer
Holly Holly Crap Guys.. I'm Going For This One.
Attention All Availble Bombers
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. This lovely lady needs your help. She's neck to neck with her oppponent, and we need just one big push to bring her into 1st place... All bombers to the bomb floor now if possible... Just click on her pic, and you are there. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Angels pic link:
Can It Have Already Gotten To This Point?
What I am saying is I listen to the radio here everyday at work... 1 station woo woo... I am in Naknek Alaska... not much to choose from but at least it is Public Radio... So anyway one of the many topics today (09-11-07) Was this "How long do we remember and take moments of mourning for the 9-11 attack?" OMG! I couldn't believe it... I say how long do we remember July 4, 1776? or December 7, 1942 or the last weekend of May? or January 15 or any other day that commerates when a Nation changes it's view and way it interacts within it's own borders or the world. I will remember the Horror I witnessed On this day 6 years ago... I will remember it until I have no memory, until I die. I will always mourn for the victims and thier families. And I say that is how long "we" as a nation should observe the memory of this day... until "we" The United States of America has no memory for we have all died... Remember until there are no more Americans (present and future) Now I realiz
Consumers Of Alcohol, Unite!
So... I was hoping you guys might be able to list me some good drinks that I can torture my crew with next weekend for my bday. Anything is fine but JAGER. WE DON'T DO JAGER. So yeah... watcha got? :D
Welcome To The Explosive Drama Free Bombers
I would like those of you who have added as friends and shown interest in joining us to be welcomed to the family. We are slowly getting this ready. There are a couple of giveaways in the family going on that can use comments at this point if u all would like to help. I would like to have a head count on whom is joining us and whom is not so if you could plz leave a comment on this blog and let me know and also a link to your pic that you would like on your id and in the members photo album. Also plz add: either Explosive Drama Free Bombers or E.D.F.B. to your profile name. Thank you! Looking forward to seeing who has joined the family.
The Perfect Moment
I stand here basking in the glow of a sunrise. The sand beneath my feet, the waves lightly crashing along the beach. A set of dolphins frolicking in the surf. The colors of the sky, reflections along the water, I stare in wonderment of the beauty that lays before me. Behind me someone approaches, soft tender foot steps, light crunch sounds on the sands of the beach. I feel as they approach, the anticipation in my soul it ever so builds. The gulls dance in the distance, having caught themselves a small bite from the oceans surface. The sun slowly begins to climb. The colors more vivid, purples, orange, reds. I am touched, it excites me, the hands of another slipping around me, her soft delicate touch, pulling at me so slightly, yet with determination. The sounds, the sights, the moment is but perfect. I find my self lost, my heart racing, as if the entire scene laid out before me is one out of a story book, a fantasy. I sigh softly to myself, excited, completed, pleasured. The
so im really gettin sick of hearing certain ppl say "ohhh she is using a script to get her rates"..Just because i work my ass off that means im cheating?...Yeah i AM a rate whore. It dont bother me when ppl say that. Most of them are my friends lol. Here is a quick guide to gettin rates. 1. make sure you dont have a life. 2. rate rate rate and rate some more. It takes me about 6-7 hours a day (yup i REALLY have no life.) I really am a nice person and im gettin reallllly irritated with some ppl on here. ANYONE can be a high rank if they really want it and have the time to do it. I DONT FUCCIN USE RETARDED SCRIPTS..I DONT BUY MY RATES...I just have really great friends who helped me get to where i am and alot of free time. -Ash SO if you are one of the ppl who think i cheat..DELETE ME. k thx. Rules
First Class
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all ove
Any More Questions???
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over. So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randomly. *Just because I have "sexy" pics up does not mean I'm a slut. It just means I like pictures. Big deal. *NOOOOOO, I don't wanna see your dick. I've seen
So Aggrevated
Just got a text from one of my besties. Before she didn't have money to shop for Christmas so she insisted I don't get more than one gift for her and just by for her son; my nephew. HOW THE HELL IS IT that the bitch has gotten me 6 gifts already? I've got three birthdays coming up before Christmas! My nephew and my dad and my brother. I'm so fucking pissed right now. I wanna put my fist thru a damn wall. *EXHALE*
Fubar Is Blocked!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!
No Baby Shower ~ I'm Super Bummed ~ Looking For Some Generosity From Fubar Friends
Hello Everyone!! ~ I'm not looking for rates, just help As many of you know, I am pregnant and am due on March 6. Currently I am 30 weeks pregnant (31 on Friday). We are having a girl, Chloe (middle name still be determined). I was told at my last visit, I am not going to be going full term, we are hoping the baby will be here mid February, but if these contractions keep up at the rate and the strength I am having, we feel the baby will probably be here by the end of January. I was also told I am not having a baby shower, I am miserable now. Everything that I had for my 5 year old is gone because I never planned on having another, even the clothes that I did keep are all out of season because Sarah was born in September. I am at a loss of what to do. Chris (Brokencondom) suggested that I ask all my friends to help out. I feel horrible in asking for anything from anyone. We had already done our registering in hopes of having a baby shower, just to find out yesterday that no
Is It Cupid Or Am I Dreaming???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Starting Sunday, Jan. 6th until Feb. 13th we are doing a different kind of contest. To celebrate Valentines Day, we are offering a great deal. For 1,000 fu-bucks Fu-Cupid will send the person of your choice 2 Fu-gifts (Chocolates and a rose) and a personalized valentines graphic that includes a picture of them, and a personalized message from you. Included, for each of these that you purchase, you will be entered into a drawing for some great prizes listed below. These can be purchased for friends or that special someone, or even to a secret crush! PRIZES: Both of the following (2) purchased from Pink Pleasure: Burning Pleasure: Victoria Secret $25.00 Gift Card Red Lobster $25.00 Gift Card Ruby Tuesday $25.00 Gift Card 2 Blockbuster $10.00 Gift Cards 2 1 day Fubar Blasts 1 million Fu-bucks 500,000 Fu-bucks 425,000 Fu-bucks 250,000 Fu-bucks 150,000 Fu-bucks 50,000 Fu-bucks WHEN YOU PURCHASE A DEAL FOR SOMEONE,WHO
My Points & Fubucks Got Reset To Zero :o((
hi everyone, on january 6th 2008, i had my points and fubucks reset to zero :o(((( i had 4 people from out of a chatroom join here via my email invite link then out of the blue, i went to freshmeat, no points or fubucks, then i leveled back upto level 26, Disciple. not fake accounts, not accounts found by a running script so no cheating etc, but real people out of a chatroom so have different IP addresses to me :o/ these screen shots shows how many points and fubucks i had but have lost and where i was in the points table :o(((( the pics are clickable to so feel free to rate them ;o) i'm running a giveaway for fubucks so i need them to give them to my entries. i feel bad asking but i don't know what else to do. i know its a big ask but if you could spare any fubucks, rates, blasts or even happy hours to help me gain some points back, i'd really appreciate it. i now need 23,924,483 points to level lol what a great challenge thats gonna be lol this is what bothers
Member Applications Only
To apply,simply leave a comment stating what the winning bidder will reieve once he/she has won you. ***PLEASE NOTE*** If you cannot leave a omment it is because we are either not accepting applications yet,or because we have enough people signed up. This is a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!! Once the 25 people have signed up,I will once again disable comments on the blong and the applications will be closed. I will leave the blog available to be viewed by anyone so you can see who is offering what and to see who you would like to bid on.
Can U Beleave What *sexymedic** Done?
I would like to Introduce you to one of Fubar's Finest And a Great Friend sexymedic4u~*~Real Life Boyfriend of DarkAngel MC~*~Fu-Owned by KyttieKat~*~SexyGirlBlonde's Bes@ fubar In a recent auction this gentleman, busted down doors, swam stormy seas and climbed mountains in order to win me I just want him to know how much I appreciate him and what his friendship means to me As a personal favor to me, would you please be so kind as to stop by his page, rate, fan and add Show him the love he has shown me As a true gentleman does, he will return all love
Very Important To Me.....
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste
About "me"
As Alot Of You Know,On 01/19/2008 With The Help Of Some Of The Most Awesome People, That I Have Come To Know, I Became a "Fubar" Godfather. Well,Along the way there have been some of you that have helped me along the way, And I Am Extremly Thankful For All That You Have Done For "ME",And That Comes From My Heart. With That Said,I Would Like To Say That i Must REGRESS A Bit,Sort Of Take A Step BackAnd REFLECT. There Are Things Here,That I Am Thankful to God For And The One Thing is That Someone ,Somewhere, Allowed My Path To Cross With The Love Of My Life Roxanne Aka Majestic Vision And I Will Always Be Indebted To That Spiritual Being, That Allowed This To Happen. So For Now,I Must Say Goodbye, For Awhile As There Are Things Said And Things Seen That Cause A Discomfort In My Heart Things That Have Affected My Real Life, Things That Tax My Mind and Put Me In A Place That I Will Never, Want To Enter Ever Again,For The Rest Of My Life, A Pl
02-11-08 (comic)
February 11, 2006 Don't mind me, I'm just here for a Little comic relief ... (jumpimg right into it) As if you couldn't tell ... I'm a bit animated in about everything I do. My facial expressions are so often distorted with some form of expression. Without you seeing said expressions I substitute animation to enhance My expression here. Also I think of myself as being creative, And enjoy many different aspects of creative expressions. One being drawing. I don't have a program for animation. (nor is my PC able to load one) But I think I'd be able to do a LOT Of fun things with the right tools.
Tagged For The Third Time
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I was very involved in church and a Sunday school teacher and deacons wife for about 4 years. 2. I no longer believe in God. 3. I was sexually, mentally, and physically abused by my father when I was young. 4. I think I can handle everything on my own without any help. 5. I wish I knew how to paint, it seems so relaxing. 6. Mommy Dearest is my all time favorite movie. 7. I'm a text message whore. 8. I love the movie The Princess Bride 9. I have a "To Do" list of things to do before I die. 10. I have talked to Jonathan Davis and Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu personally on my cell phone. They are personal friends of a friend of mine. They call me from time to time =D I will be tagging no one because I don't wanna!!!!
In A Giveaway For 5,000,000 Fubucks
Hello everyone, I am in a giveaway on Stephanie Lynn's page for 5,000,000 Fubucks. I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks. If you would like to help please add Stephanie as a friend so you may bomb my pic. Any amount of comments is appreciated and thanks! The link is below.....
Here's The Scoop
due to a bunch of bs, Dylon blocking and deleteing me and some divas turning their backs on me b/c I had to much going on to be a part of the group and not taking too fondly of being lied to; I am not proceeding with the activity since I am not welcome to Dylon's Divas. I am sorry, but was gong to go ahead and proceed with it til Dylon delted me and blocked me and was told by a Diva who I considered a friend and will remain nameless to be respectful, to "tell someone who gave a shit". I am sorry for recruiting my friends to this group as I thought it was an awesome group of women. I have met A LOT of amamzing women b/c of it, but finding that some of the members were only pretending to be my friend. For those that are real I hope we can still get a long amongst all this chaos... just not into drama. If you want to be childish and leave hateful comments go ahead and show ur immaturity, and get the whole story b4 u plan to leave catty remarks. ~Love to my friends~ ~Dream~
well i officially dropped out of school tell me how loserish i am.....ugh!
Omg!! Omg!!
So I was eatin a salad right now, and all over sudden I decided to look at the contents of my fork ( I wasnt lookin before, just eating it). And I saw somethin dark between the leaves. I looked closer, and its a gigantic fuckin furry moth, hiding in my fuckin salad! ANd I was about to chomp on it! Fuckin gross!! Gawd! I feel dirty!
8 Months, 17 Days
On the morning of August 21, 2007, I had a big change in my life. Something was taken away from me. That something was the ability to walk. Broken knee cap and an aray of other complications to both legs left me in a wheelchair. This injury not only postponed my career but effected some major things in my life. I had some HUGE changes in my life in the new year. Those changes caused some depression and slowed my healing progress because I decided to put my physical health on the back burner and concentrate more on the mental side of me. Getting past these issues is something that will take a long time so I started, once again, to focus on my physical fitness. Today is May 7, 2008. It has been 8 months and 17 days since my injury. Today I have been cleared of my medical restrictions. I am fully fit. My career is no longer on hold. It's a day to celebrate. Many of you have supported me in my recovery, both physically and mentally. Two of you especially have been there
Doin a complete windows re-install. (Y) Not gonna be online for a few hours. Call me if you need me. *slurpz*
The Other Gender.
Why are they so stupid? blarggh. [venting.]
I Haven't Cried Like This In A Long Time
I did it again. I got my hopes up only to have my heart ripped out and stomped on. I met this really cool guy and we've been talking for almost two weeks. We've been talking that long because of my vacation, we couldn't go out until I got back. We were supposed to go out tonight. We talked for a few hours on Sunday when I got home and everything was all dandy. Then Monday I didn't hear from him until about 11pm when he sent me a text saying it had been a long day at work and he was tired so he was going to bed. I found this text odd because he doesn't usually text, he normally calls. And he is a teacher so why would it take until 11 for him to be done with work? But I just said ok goodnight. Well about 45 minutes later I saw him on AIM for just a few minutes. I found this odd too since he supposedly went to bed. But I just shrugged it off and went to bed. Then all day Tuesday I didn't hear from him. We were supposed to finalize our plans, but no word from him. He didn't return my tex
I have come to the realization that Fubar is quite like high school. With high school you get a many tiered groups that choose to hang together. Theres the cool club, the jock club and the nerds... Well I have also come to the realization that unlike high school I fit into none of these categories. So I have come up with my own group. Its named "Cornflake critters"or C-Squares. After deliberating with Hugh we have decided that in order to join the group you must follow these certain standards: 1. You must be over the legal drinking age 2. You must be versed in pig latin 3. You must realize that men have penises and woman have vaginas. 4. You must like eating cornflakes. 5. You must donate atleast 5 fubucks to the cause 6. We do not belive in drama but bad humor is allways good. 7. You have to admit that once in your life you have picked your nose and flicked it out the car window, unfortunatley splatting the car beside you. 8. You have been seen removing the underwear that
500 Miles Down
I'm in Ohio. I want my New York back. fuck a piss shit.
New Job Offer!
I got offered the coolest fuckin job on Friday! I'm gonna be joining an historical Scottish society (called Clanranald). These guys are currently working on building an historically accurate medieval fort village and do a lot of work teaching children all about what life was like in Scotland at that time. And that's where I fit in. I'll be learning all about the subject matter and travelling around schools speaking to children. I'll also need to go to 'fight school' to learn the martial art of sword fighting. The clan regularly do stunt work as extras on movies and TV documentaries and commercials and I will also be taking part in this side of things too. Eventually, once the fort they're building is complete, I'll be working there as a guide, leading school groups and tourists around the site. I also get to wear a kilt, a REAL traditional kilt and not the skirt thing that's commonly worn these days. I hadn't really planned on returning to work, but this kind of shit really floa
List Of 25 Things......
A List of 25 Things That Would Make Me Punch You in the Baby Maker. 1) You take sloppy showers, and I step in the water with a fresh pair of socks on. 2) You scrape your teeth on your fork. 3) You say “I could care less”. 4) You don’t understand why I’d punch someone in the baby maker for the previous list item. 5) You still write checks in the check-out line. 6) You make the rest of us wait in the check out line while they scan your 134 coupons to save $3.85. I’ll pay you $5.00 to get the fuck out of my way. 6) You drive 10 mph below the speed limit. 7) You wait ten seconds to accelerate after the light turns green. 8) You blast the #1 hit in the country at the stoplight. Way to be original, fuckface. If you’re going to play music loudly in an attempt to show it off to me, at least play something I haven’t heard 7 million times. 9) While we’re on the subject, if I hear you playing the song Hey There Delilah, humming it, singing it, or maybe even stan
Video Salute To Tat.. Was In Stash But Stash Is Broke
Rules & Regulations
The Fantasy 69 Need's Dj's And Song Request
So You Think You Can Dance. Week 5
So last night each of the 6 couples danced twice and tonight they will get down to the final 10 and remix the couples. I have to say there really wasn't a routine that blew me away last night. There were some pretty good ones, some good ones and some not so good ones and that was about it. This week I'm just going to go couple by couple and then rank them the way I see them individually. First Chelsea and Mark. I thought they danced a really good Salsa in their first routine. The judges complained a little about Mark but I thought he did pretty good and Chelsea was amazing. In the second routine they did a Broadway thing that was choreographed by Tyce. I liked that one too. It maybe wasn't as good as it could have been but I liked it. I understand the judges bitching about Marks technique but I think he is just an incredible performer and that is still enough at this point. Next is Comfort and Thayne. Their first routine was a 'hip-hop' number by Napoleon and Tabertha. Let's ge
Does This Thing Really Work????
I still am not sure what they are or how they work but im curious too see if the views really change. So heres mine and if you want too comment you can add yours too this blog only.
1 More Day! I Need Help!!
I don't expect anyone to bid, but I would really really appreciate it if you would please click and go rate this pic if you haven't already! I is fu poor and the one with the most rates gets a bonus!! I am horrible at this self promotion thingy. I dunno how to make the lil sticky things to put in MuMMs like some are Would you like some Sherry with that? Sherry noun A fortified wine ranging from very dry to sweet and from amber to brown.  Now available vie auction from *Drew*  Click on the picture above to place your bid, and get yourself a fine glass today.
I have a ticker scrolling on a screen near you. If you happen to catch it, please screen shot it for me! Thanks! :D
Update - 8/13/08
Just got back from visiting dad in the hospital. Quite a bit has happened since my last update, but I didn't want to be overbearing with so many updates! Long story short, he had two surgeries since my last update. First, he had a procedure on his prostate...something that probably should have been done years ago. Yesterday, they put in his new knee replacement. So, needless to say, he is on morphine today to ease the pain, but they have already started physical therapy. What all this means, I guess, is that he is doing much better in that the blood poison has been rectified. He has received 6 units of blood in the past two weeks because he is anemic. The doctors seem to feel that because of his age, fresh blood will rectify that condition more quickly than just using medication...dunno if that's true, but that's what the nurse told me today! All in all, he looks SO much better than he did and is in very good spirits, considering the circumstances. Thank you ALL for y
What's A Cubby?
I'm fine and alive. I'm told everything went well, don't really remember my name at this point. Good drugs dude. Doesn't change the fact i'm grumpy, sore and tired. I have one cute nurse on the whole floor. And she keeps asking where my wife is. If i had one, she wouldn't be here, i just want to be left alone right now. Damn visitors. Ok, this hurts btw. Just wanted to say hi, and let the people who were worried know i'm doing fine. I'll be in here a few more days. Maybe out even by Monday, dont know yet. Hope your all having fun. Miss "most of you" Lmao See ya soon.
Hump Day, Not So Humpy
So, today has been a long boring day. Work has been just that, work! And nothing really exciting is happening. I wish I had my own office because I'd be perving alot more than I am, but those are the breaks I guess. Don't you hate days like this? Just the same old shit, hour after hour... seems like time is stanging still and nothing exciting is happening. I need something to spice up my day. I went out and got a coffee... but that was just as boring, nobody got hit by a car, no skirts blew up because of the wind. Any suggestions? Any help? Anyone else having a shitty day?
One Of The Most Intelligent Quotes Ever!
With the re-opening of the new 35w bridge opening on thursday morning a professor of engineering at the University of MN said- "Having the new bridge up could either make traffic better, worse or it may just stay the same." That folks is what a college education can do for you!
Block Her Before She Ruins Your Day!
My good friend Margie, who you can find in my Fu-Family received a very rude, ignorant email today on the site, that really upset her and after she shared it with me, I told her I was going to make a blog out of it to warn others. I'm not here to tell you what to do my friends, just throwing this out there so that you have a chance to block her if you choose! Because she was not one of Margie's fu-friends, she bypassed not being able to send a Private Message; instead, she sent her a gift of which you can send anyone so that she could send Margie the following message: "You know I would love to make it to oracle one day. But if I have to have every pic I have locked & basically have guys sell their friendship to me I will pass. This is a picture site. Yet all yours are locked as you whore yourself just to level. You even have "instructions" in your your name on how to request your friendship. Get off your high horse you spic whore or go back to your 3rd world country. You are a
What Is A Billion?
A billion seconds ago it was 1976.
Make Up My Mind
I did get some help last week. But i blew it all. So tonight is my first night drinking since operation. Should i offer to sing on someones snapvine tothe first person to say SING TO ME CUBBY for 75K??? Yes, i'm not cheap. And soooo not worth it. I cant sing. LOL Lets see
Birth Plan (doc Is Going To Hate Me)
Our wishes for Childbirth We are looking forward to sharing our birth experience with you. We have created this birth plan in order to outline some of our preferences for birth. We would appreciate you reviewing this plan, and would be happy to do so with you. We understand that there may be situations in which our choices may not be possible, but we hope that you will help us to move toward our goals as much as possible and to make this labor and birth a great experience. We do not want to replace the medical personnel, but instead want to be informed of any procedures in advance, and to be allowed the chance to give informed consent. Please feel free to ask if you have any questions or comments. Thank you! Please Note My bloodtype is Rh- (Rhesus Negative) I would like to wear contact lenses or glasses at all times when conscious. Labor Please perform no routine prepatory tasks (shaving, enema, etc.), unless requested. I expect that doctors and hospital staff will discus
Help Me Win!!!!
Real Men Wear Pink
Originally Posted by TheWatcher. Add the pic to your default and GO PINK for the month of October. Come on Guys if affects women inyour life too. show your support. AS YOU ALL KNOW AND SOME MAY NOT I STRONGLY SUPPORT THIS SO IN A CHALLENGE TO ALL THE MEN MY BROTHERS OUT THERE CAN YOU WEAR THIS? I DO AND IM DAMN PROUD TO! ALOT WONDER WHY MY VIP IS PINK WELL I SUPPORT THE CAUSE 24-7 365 DAYS A YEAR.
911 Need All Your Help Last Minute It Ends 2morrow
I would like the family to please help thug out as much as you can please i will be watching while im in there helping and be handing out blings for those that bust there ass in there show thug how we get it done he is in 3rd right now thank you, Angel Eyes
I Did It
i flew to the states on saturday to finally meet her , the woman that has been the centre of my world for over a year. and i am fucking ecstatic about. she is everything i expected
Which Tagmaker Do U Like????
The tagmaker position is open and we have three members that have made a sample tag. I thought it should be on the family members to vote which one they like the best!! Here are the sample ID tags...Click on link to see better!! #1 #2 #3 Just leave a comment saying which tag you like and the one with the most votes will be the new tagmaker!!! This vote ends at 6 p.m. EST Saturday!! Thanx your friend Scooter
The Big 3-0
So in less than a month I will be 30 years old, it really got me to thinking what the hell it is I want to do with my life. I have pretty much been through the worst of times, and some of the best of times, but really wonder what is in store for me and the next 30-40 years. I know that alot of people have a list of things they wanted accomplished before they were 30, like get married, have children, have a good career, yadda yadda yadda.. I almost had all of that, but now have to start over. I have different goals now than I used to. I just wonder how many of you have accomplished everything you wanted before you turned 30. Don't mind me.. my hamster is on overdrive today.
Dear Red States
[[Stolen from CAM who stole it from T$$]] Blue States Dear Red State​s,​ We'​ve decid​ed we'​re leavi​ng.​ We inten​d to form our own count​ry,​ and we'​re takin​g the other​ Blue State​s with us. In case you aren'​t aware​,​ that inclu​des Hawai​i,​ Calif​ornia​,​ Orego​n,​ Washi​ngton​,​ Minne​sota,​ Wisco​nsin,​ Michi​gan,​ Illin​ois,​ New York,​ and all of the North​easte​rn state​s.​ After​ this elect​ion,​ we'​ll be addin​g Color​ado and New Mexic​o.​ (AND HOPEF​ULLY VA, PA, and FLA)​. We belie​ve this split​ will be benef​icial​ to the natio​n,​ espec​ially​ to the peopl​e of our new count​ry -
Bewbies For Sale! Large Bewbies For Sale!
I went and put my bewbies up for sale! Who wants them? Click the picture for the link!
What Is Fu-owned?
fu-Owned is a game where members are bought with fuBucks and considered owned by the buyer. The buyer is gauranteed to hold onto their new purchase for at least 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, others may purchase the member out from under the owner at an increased price, the profit being split at varying percents between the member being purchased, fubar, and the previous owner (if applicable). After 30 days of being owned by the same person, ownership will expire and the member's value will be reset. Every consecutive purchase will result in increased worth of the user being bought. The number of members one can fu-Own will vary depending on what one's user level is on fubar. Click here to see your fuowned page: FU OWNED EDIT: Go here for fu owned options: Personal settings Just click on the drop down arrow on who can fu own me and change your options.
Week 12 Stats And Week 13 Schedule
Hey all!! Happy early Turkey day! The winner for this week was It's Just Me with 13-16.. WOOO! Great picks though guys, lots of high scores this week. Here are the stats as follows. 1st Place: It's Just Me with 117-176 2nd Place: Kelly and JP with 115-176 3rd Place: Me with 111-176 4th Place: Drill with 105-176 5th Place: Porch with 103-176 6th Place: Superman with 101-176 7th 8th and 9th Place: Will with 99-176 Texi with 97-176 Carrie with 77-176 70 and lower Spanky 67 Crow 66 Mclovin 59 Alchy 42 Mikey 31 Here is week 13 Schedule. Good luck guys. Thurs. Nov 27th TEN @ DET SEA @ DAL ARI @ PHI Sun. Nov 30th SF @ BUF BAL @ CIN NYG @ WAS NO @ TB MIA @ STL IND @ CLE CAR @ GB ATL @ SD DEN @ NYJ PIT @ NE KC @ OAK CHI @ MIN Mon. Dec 1st JAC @ HOU Don't forget. I need tomorrow's picks by the end of the day today, and this weekend's picks by 5pm on Saturday :)
Leveling Blog 146
BILL@ fubar 107k to level to Disciple Several Llama's are there already
Would You Test This On Your Wrist And See If It's Sharp?
I always used to make fun of how dull my mother's knives were. Several xmases ago, I grabbed a stick of butter (not Marlon Brando-style, but that would have been funny, too) and used what was supposed to be a chef's knife to try to cut the butter. Of course, I added a little drama and the knife couldn't quite pierce the butter. My nieces loved this gag. My mother rolled her eyes, handed me a sharpener, and told me to go to work. I turned to my nieces and, just out of my mother's view, gave them an exaggerated eye-roll. My nieces are really missing out by not having my influence in their lives. Anyway, lately I've been seeing someone who happens to be an excellent cook. Initially, I was doing most of the cooking, and I would just ask him to help out with things as needed. "Would you be willing to chop these onions? And the celery?" "Sure. Do you have a sharp knife around here?" Hrm. I realized that my own knife-sharpening had sort of gotten lax, what with the
So Bludge has proposed to me in marriage, and I guess it will be a polygamy marriage, since he is already married to some dude. But I can deal with it, as long as he does Fu dishes.
Losing crushes left and right.. what gives? lol I know I haven't been here much but come on.. why hate? :p
it seems that i fucked up last night yeah, hard to imagine huh? in a certain mummettes blog last night(i`m not gonnna name names but she lives in canuckizstan and has a deli and import store) i guess i showed my evil prejudice when i made a comment about tanning beds must be illegal in canada. i now realize how such bias can be harmful and will be enrolling in a class to get me over my hue and tint discrimination after staying up all night drinking tequila and thinking of this subject i know i need to apologize to this great woman of low pigment hopefully she can find forgiveness in her pale heart for me does anyone think this will stop her from photoshopping the hell out me? have to toss this on too just cuz CUNT
Ass To Mouth
I don't get it: whats the purpose of having separate face/body towels?? After I take a shower, ALL of me is clean afterwards. So I'm not wasting time and towels, pffst. geebus.
I'm Hittin' This
Is it just me or has fubar gotten really boring. Don't get me wrong, I love coming on and talking to my friends, commenting the occasional mumm and all that. I dunno, I feel like it's lost its luster. Anyone else feel like that, or am I being a hater?
Santa Kins' Christmas Message
So here we are, at the tail-end of another year. Traditionally these last few days are a bit patchy with all this online stuff - some of us who surf at work are off on holiday, others of us are visiting family, or have family visiting, some of us are just extra busy, so often we don't get the chance to be online at the same time as our friends at this time of year. I just wanted to take a few moments to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy, Peaceful and Prosperous New Year. We've not all had a great 2008, in some ways. Some of us have lost people, some of us have struggled financially, some of us have faced other adversities, and most of these things will be with us in 2009 as much as they were in 2008. New Year's Eve rarely acts as an effective reset button, but it's always a good time to take stock of ourselves and where we're at, and gird our loins for the next round. In the immortal words of Mister E, "I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin." Here's
on the way home from work today, i listened to bullet for my valentine. good band if you like that sort of thing. one song i heard just before i got home was 10 years today. lyrics: Ten years ago, I got a call that nearly killed me Repeat yourself my hands are shaking When I was told my friend was gone I felt so guilty A thousand questions left unanswered I'll bleed if you want me to I'll serenade before I do I'll bleed if you want me to On and on although you’re gone Candles burn without a flame on Our final call to you - I know you’re listening How could you leave us that way Where did you go, ten years today Ten years ago, I stood beside the wood that held you I must sit down my legs are shaking We let you go, with gifts and plectrums for your journey And melodies to help you on your way I'll bleed if you want me to I'll serenade before I do I'll bleed if you want me to On and on although you’re gone Candles burn without a flame on Our final call to
Auto 11s
I don't know know what the deal is with auto 11s but yes they are nice to have but the fact is everyone needs to quit all the bs. Auto 11s are about helpin friends while helpin yourself I will not rate like crazy for just anyone because they have autos. I'm all about makin friends and havin a good time too.
I Love Kcpilar69
KCPilar69 wrote me a poem, she is the awesome For you Monica, straight from the heart You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.
To You From Me
Happy New Year's to all my beautiful friends. May this year bring as many butterflies and smiles as you can handle. yes im feelin way to damn good and i has boobs
New Nsfw!!!!
Ha ha, i'm so mean....but seriously could you spare a few fu-bucks for this fine ladies spotlight?? Amykins ♥@ fubar\ please & thank you ♥
A Taste Of Reality For Ya A$$
First the fuck Off do I look like the fucking Fu-vation Army? NO Do I look like the Fu-credit Union? NO STOP BEGGING ME TO BUY YOUR ASS STUFF GET A FUCKING JOB ~~ Get Off of this damn site and put in applications so you can get a fucking paycheck and STOP begging me for shit! (This does not apply for people who participate in my contest and RIGHTFULLY WON something but to the BEGGARS who dont do shit!) Second off - Im sick of fake ass people begging me to rate them.. Have you rated me? Prolly not .. I will rate you when I fuckin rate you and If I dont , don't whine about it! If you was removed off my family GET OVER IT.. Was you ever really my family? NO .. Are you at my family reunions? NO.. but wait so neither am I so even then i wouldn't GIVE A FUCK!! I will rate people when I have time ( I do not spend 24-7 on fubar).If I missed you cause my tab was full fucking sue me. Third Off - If you got a damn problem with me being with Babyboy - GET OVER IT - Your opinions mea
Thinking ...
During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed. When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!" In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than
She Is Such A B!itch
I am turning on my Auto 11s Saturday around noon (thanks Violets[love you], show her love) I am donating the fubux to Mel(love you)for her Birthday Spotlight. And soooo much love to Wetcat for taking the time to help me get pictures uploaded!! (Rape her page and show her loves!!)
I Like Pizza...
not sure if they thought of this already, but why don't pizza places offer cold pizza? or do they and I just have to ask? edit: sorry almost forgot a funny video...
Born Again
in my bartab: God just checked you out! in my shoutbox: God: Hello then i said: ->God: i don't believe in you. and continued on speaking in obscure obscenities and flashing my goods to the neighborhood.... but for a split second...
Zomg Check It :o
Tongue pierced :D And no I am not taking phone calls :P
STOP BEING MY SECRET ADMIRER!!! >.< i no want you peoples! haha
My North Facing Door
My apartment complex is painting my front door Black. It used to be a tan color. I am very excited about this because in Feng Shui my door should be black because it faces north. At least that's what the book says. Also I am really bored today and it is very entertaining to watch my dog try to figure out what is going on out there. He stands at the door with his head tilted and it is very cute.
Last Day
K, so it's the last day to get your ♥ on with me. :P If you haven't already, please click the pic and at least rate me. Thank you! :D
A Tribute
A Valentines day tribute to my new owner JWH ♥ JWH@ fubar If you're reading this you should be rating her. She realy is a sweatheart no matter what she thinks
Just 1 Rate Please
Monday, Feb. 16
Welcome to Monday! In the news: If you can be lovesick, that means love is an illness, does anyone have a vaccine? The season for fake love is over, and now slowly fading away. You'll no longer notice shelves of red and pink goodies on the main floor of any store, it will all be in the clearance section! Awesome, marked down over priced candy. As we turn our eyes to March, we'll have a holiday everyone can enjoy: St. Patrick's Day. Let's get drunk! Today in History: In 1868 the Jolly Corks organization renamed itself the Benevolent and Protective Order Elks. I think this one speaks for itself. Who? What? Huh? Corks, and elk. Somebody has some 'splaning to do. In 1959 Fidel Castro seized power after the overthrow of President Fulgencio Batista. Since, we haven't been able to get decent cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins. Thanks Castro. Yeah, I'll stick with the stuff rolled on a table, cause it's just the same. In 1972 Wilt Chamberlain reached 30,000 points in h
I'm It, Thanx To ~not That Girl~ ....*sighs* :/
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate the same thing all the time. 2. Crooked pictures on walls drive me nutts. 3. I've never broken a bone. 4. I have way to much respect towards others when most don't have any back. 5. I love Italian food. 6. I keep my package well groomed (shaved below, short above). 7. I have an under-active thyroid that makes me fatigued. 8. I am a neat slob. (oXyMoron) 9. I hate moles and if I ever find em on me I burn em off (try that one on for size 10. I love the sting of alcohol on open cuts and gashes. who will be my victims now? How bout... Psyche NinjaStars Karma Kit Macaroni
I am trying to rehash all my relationships (one nighters NOT inculded) Insteresting... #1 I was 13, he was 12, summer camp. He tried to see my boobs once, and I rolled my shirt up, so he could almost see them. Then I freaked out, and was like UHM,NO! The next day I showed by 13 yo bewbs to some other dude in a camp, and my bf saw it. He stood on a balcony and said he was gonna kill himself. I said that he won't die, just bust his bones, and I wouldnt recommend it. I told him it wasn't workin out, and he started cryin in the bathroom. Men...12 yo ones... #2 at 13. Summer fling in a village that we had outside of Moscow. We only saw each other in the summers, I dont think phones were invented there yet. We made out, and that was a first time I've seen a hard on in RL. I was like WHOA! What happened?? We all slept in the same bed-me, him, my friend and her "man". She fucked him at 13, right next to me. Had a kid when she was 16, go figure. I was smarter. #3 I was 1
if anyone is geeky enough that they might play too, HEEEELPPP mee!! my friend wanted me to join and i have no fucking clue what im doing -.-
Taken From Sherry, She Made Me Do It.
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'10'' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Oh hell no 3] Do you own a gun? Yup 4] Rehab? Never needed it, never plan on it 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? uhm no? 6] What do you think of your friends? I love them to death 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? Christmas Baby(please come home) Darleen Love 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Hot tea with sugar 9] Do you do push-ups? I can and i will 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? No 11] Are you vegetarian? for the most part 12] Do you like painkillers? I love them and i have some now 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Duct Tape 14] Do you own a knife? I haz a meat cleaver 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? 3/28/1981 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I don't feel good I need a shower I need to mail Sherry a package 18] Name the last 3 things you have
The Sickness
I think I'm getting sick. My youngest had it yesterday and her fever peaked at about 101.2. My middle one ended up with it today and her fever was 102.6 when I checked it. I feel bad because I yelled at her because we were doing some yard work and she refused to help. She was complaining that she didn't feel good, but she does that all the time.. so she ended up grounded because she wouldn't help... (yes, it was revoked after I took her temperature, I'm not that shitty of a mom). I have to work tomorrow. It's me that has to cover these things. I really don't have a choice. It's either that, or these parents don't get to see their kids, and they only see them once a week anyway. I just spent almost an hour in the bathroom. I haven't had intestinal cramps this badly in a long time. I have no fever, but fuck do I feel like shit.
Thanx For The Help
a lot of you help me during my point whore extravaganzas and some of you are always there when i level. thanx a bunch and you can count on me when its your turn. I have some more points to get and a bomb to use so ill be hitting as many people as i can..well slave actually cus my wireless leaves alot to be desired in the speed area here at home...but nine the less, love ya'll. im shooting for godfather and when i blow my wad, duck cus it might get messy lol
Own Me??
buy me nao!!!
Love Hurts
Tonight we drink to youth And holding fast to truth (I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.) My heart still has a beat But love is now a feat. (As common as a cold day in LA.) Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive. I'm fettered and abused, I stand naked and accused (Should I surface this one man submarine?) I only want the truth So tonight we drink to youth! (I'll never lose what I had as a boy.) Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive.
Jaun's Go To Move
It was Tracy's Birthday yesterday so a bunch of us got together to celebrate. I twas the usual crowd at the usual place with the addition of cake. Tracy received a similar pin to the one I got for Valentines day (see previous blog). This made me feel better because now I am not the only one with ugly jewelery. Hers is a fly but she kept calling it a bee. Jaun also made it very clear that I owed him some sort of sexual favor because I tongued his ear ring off at the Renaissance fair. This was when I was blacked out so I told him he actually owed me the sexual favor. The next stop was the Todd XXX for a new birthday toy. Tracy must be in her mid 40's and has never owned a vibrator. I stayed pretty sober because I didn't want to leave my car anywhere. That's when I saw it so clearly. Jaun's signature move. Jaun is always with us when we go out always ready for another bar or more drinks. He waits for one of us to get really trashed and then he offers his prey a ride to t
An Epic Fake Fail...
And the culture war of Real vs Fake continues... Ahem. This isn't exactly rocket science. Wot amuses me most is people are buying this photoshop flunkie bling. Ahhh well.. level 21 in 2 days, already has bombs and autos. Guys you're seriously thinking with the wrong head here lmfao. Now, onto my proof. The alleged "before" photo. Now, the "salute made for the flunkie" Not saying this is an "approved" salute, but gimme a break people.. use your heads for something other than a hatrack!! Thanks for reading lmao.. Oops, almost forgot to add its link... Sunshine@ fubar Show him some love as the Original was posted by: MЯ♣PΔÜŁ@ fubar
Something That I've Noticed
I've noticed this before, but never blogged it. [shrug] There a lot of people who have adjectives in their names that are LIES!!
I stopped at Wendy's on my way home from Target, where I got a killer new lamp, to get some lunch. I ordered the chicken nugget value meal with a diet coke. The little bitch boy at the counter repeats at me with a smug little look on his face "a DIET coke?" to which I replied "Yes, a diet coke." He then chuckled. "Listen here you little judgmental cocksucker, I can't have regular coke. I don't care about the calories. If I did I OBVIOUSLY wouldn't be ordering 10 nuggets, but next time you wanna look at someone with that little shit eating grin you should remember some people are diabetic and can't have the regular shit. So wipe that stupid look off your face and get me my food." I need stronger meds.
i have more of it in me than blood. its really windy and crappy out today, and for that i blame witchie and fuck you candi my bff went and bought me the twilight special edition so you couldnt tease me no mo, hes awesome p.s. post boobs
Life Sucks
Just venting. As the days go by my gut still hurts but its healing. Im going through this gamut of emotions, why is this happening to me, why now, will i ever get laid again, what is this pretty shiny thing on the floor and why is it there? My ex and i have been fighting the system here because they have my granddaughters in their care because my son is a fucking irresponsible little prick. That is almost done and I believe we have won. Judge still needs to make the final decision. Our lawyer is a money hungry fucking little jew. Im pretty sure that cumstain could have done the job for a lot less money. My sister called tonight, my brother had a heart attack and is in ICU in Kansas City. He had a quadruple bypass a few years back. Don't understand why he had another heart attack when the doctor supposedly fixed it. But i don't know his habits. Probably his wife. She is about the dumbest bitch I have ever met and talk about a nag. Would like to kick her in the... Fuck I
Oh So Sad It Is
It's just so sad that there are so many people that can't play nice. so so sad. :(
I may be grumpy today. I dunno. I was rudely woken up my housekeeping this morning pounding on my door asking if I wanted towels. =/   Oh and bowling last night was pretty decent. First game sucked so bad, lol.   106 - 143 - 163
Saturday Auto 11 Blog
Often I find my thoughts are not contained and concise. My stream of conciousness is more a raging river, rather than a winding a easy flowing stream. Why must there be so much struggle to simply clarify a thought? Such random behavior certainly fosters a high likely of self doubt. For those of you who think I am some cocky, self righteous, conceited bitch - you could not be farther from the truth. In all reality,  I am flawed beyond belief and fail at every turn. The self loathing could not be more crushing. I am my own defeat, the sole responsible party to my lacking. There is often great disparity between what we present publicly and true self. So when you see me in the mumms, judging harshly, it is merely frustration. There is far more to me than some chick that writes outlandish things for shock value. Uncontrolable and consuming to this I resign my fate, being misunderstood is all too common.
Sanford & Son
In HS I used to go to a school shrink, because it was determined that I needed "attitude adjustment". I got about 80% on this list, btw Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them Authoritarian Secretive Paranoid Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired Conventional appearance Goal of enslavement of their victim(s) Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love) Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim Incapable of real human attachment to another Unable to feel remorse or guilt Extreme narcissism and grandiose May state readily that their goal is to rule the world
Being a mom is becomes heart breaking when your child cannot be as active as they wish due to asthma :(  My daughter (4) has asthma, everynight breathing treatments and everyday the inhaler..all she wants to do is run, dance and play.  Then I have to tell her to stop and rest, because of her breathing ...My son (7) I wish would be active and move..but he doesn't..not for health reasons..for laziness.  It is so frustrating having 2 kids wishing one would be more active and competitive and having to prevent the other from those very acts.. Just a random blog..cuz that is what I am thinking about
Last Night...
So once ya get out of this pitiful military town Texas isn't too terribly bad, and was actually very pretty once ya get to San Antonio. Sea World was quite the challenge. It was hot, but we had fun...was just a long day with the 2 1/2 hour trip down there. I'm headed home tomorrow, THANK GOD! I can't wait to sleep in my own bed, and be amongst my belongings. Texas just isn't my cup of tea...I'm used to anti-confrontational people and decent customer service...Yay for Minnesooooota!   And if one more cocksucker rags on my accent...I may choke a bitch.
My Marriage
This morning I went to my desktop which is upstairs in my bedroom which I share with my husband.  Well i looked at the history of our firefox on the desktop and learned that my husband had been looking up porn, which normally i wouldnt care about.  But it was blowjobs in particular that he was researching, and im a normal woman that wouldnt mind doing it now and then but my husband brings it up on a daily basis. im not kidding he does bring it up everyday. The more i looked at the history the more i learn that not only had he been looking up porn but he was looking up women on myspace and another website that advertises sex in his hometown.  Which mind you i let him go to almost every weekend to see family, and he takes 1 or 2 of our kids.  Now im crushed, because how can i believe that hes been seeing his family if hes been looking up women on a sex site? i wonder now if hes been having an affair of if hes been planning to? i know im not the best wife but ive never kept anything from
Now Dammit!
~Kit~@ fubar give her all your fubucks! if you do, i'll um.....errr....make you a cleavage salute if you give her 100k!
Unlady Gaga
  If I had to pick one person to be terrified of at this very moment, it would be Lady GaGa. *shiver*   I don’t know if it is the hair that never moves, the supposed dance moves and gyrating or those weird symbols that she wears in her face.     Remember back in the day everybody wore a band aid on their cheek? **sigh**  Those were the days, so much easier to accept.   Now there is some chick out the singing about a poker face and I can't understand her. And I'm the idiot that can't see art as in real form.   I hate these stupid little cultural tests! BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!
Since I've lost my job I've had to go to these workshops in order to collect my benefits. Today was a job assessment day. We did a math and reading test. 2+2=4 and If Meg has 4 nickels and Pete has 2 pennies how much do they have? Stupid questions like that.  But I digress....   15 minutes into the class the door opens...and in walks this dude...about 6ft tall...280 lbs or so and in full, I mean FULL Juggalo makeup! WTF?!?! Big huge black baggy jeans, red boxers, a black shirt with ICP on fire on the front...wallet w/ the chain and the prerequisite eyebrow piercing.  Are you joking me? No wonder the douchebag is unemployed. We were there to take these tests to help us find new jobs...not for a show.   Today's workshop was mind numbing...Remember back in elementary when you had to do timed evaluation tests. The kind where you'd be done a half hour before everyone else? Yeah, thats what I did for 3 hours today.   And did you know its prefectly able for a 30 year old woman w/ 7 kids
The End Of Lounge Drama For Me
ok, i'm officially done. joking about past drama is fine, but anyone that tries to get me involved in ongoing or new lounge drama will be blocked. i have real life issues to deal with, whether some of you choose to believe it or not. i will not sit here and listen to anyone badmouth me or my friends. i will not listen to ramblings or insults. i have started and will continue to block people for this. i go into what lounge i choose, i invite friends (holy shit, yes i have friends) to whatever lounge i choose to. my friends are not subjects to a lounge kingdom. they are people. they will go where they choose. some of them choose to follow me to keep in touch with me inside whatever lounge i am in. some of them find homes in other lounges. i don't care if someone pissed in your cheerios this morning. i don't care if you think i'm an attention whore. i don't care if you think i'm ignoring you (which ninety percent of the time i'm not - i just have other things that require my attention)
This Week 'til Tuesday
I Need Some Help ...
Some one sent me a 3gp file to my email and I would like to view it. I am pretty sure it's a lady being fisted by a homeless guy under a bridge. I think it will be entertaining. I tried to download something to watch it but it ended up being a virus. So instead of just going at this blindly, I thought I'd ask if any of you know what to do here. Thanks.
Smile With Me
My momMy brotherMy sisterMy loveFriends - Matt, AradiaDawn, Courtney, Allen, Mauchi, Gaz, Ghost, Skittlez, Christina, Rev, Seductress, Raistlin, Windir, Christian, Rebel, Hurco, PedroPeople that know why they're not on this list and love me anywayA roof over my headFood in my stomachGood musicmister bearA bed to sleep inLoveThe view out my windowStupid websitesFunny picturesthese things make me smile, they make me thankfulfeel free to add your own
Adventures Of Nakita Part 2
I have a dilemma.. My lawn has grown out of control and I must go mow it. I have a great mower enough gas and its gorgeous enough to do it.. (no snow) One thing lies between me and mowing the lawn....         You might not believe this being as cute as she is, can cause so much terror in my life. But when I start the lawnmower up She gets this look in her eyes... Her desire to eat my lawnmower takes over her cute innocent self and over powers here... So After the "vacuum" incident do I dare let her outside while i mow the grass. or do i lock her in the house so she will watch me threw the window, not only giving me a look that can kill with foam frothing at her mouth ? Wicked
What A Night
What a night. All day today I have been in extreme pain, my back, my chest and my arms. Nothing has calmed it down much. I was gonna go grab a bite to eat earlier and said screw it and went to ER. When I first got there they did a quick EKG cuz my chest is hurting. When they moved me back into ER, the doctor ordered chest x-rays and blood work down. During the blood work they gave me a shot of morphine through the iv they were starting incase I needed a cat scan. I was feeling okay for a little bit. When the dr came in he said my white blood cells are high, and he definitely diagnosed this as pleurisy. What that is, is the lining between your ribs and lungs become inflamed. I have had it before, but the  pain was usually centrally located not all over and radiating.  The nurse was iffy about letting me leave since I drove myself, but told her I only had a short period to go. When i was leaving my friend called and I went down there for a little bit, but being in pain I couldnt handle
Bling Auction
alrighty, I am going to hold a short auction for a cherry bomb or an auto 11 for fubucks. Winner decides if they get a bomb or an auto.  I will only award one.  The auction starts now and runs until 8pm CST (or 6pm fu time).  Good luck to all :) Bidding starts at 3 million. Good luck to all!  Post your bids in the comment section. --------------------------------------------------- Congrats Devil Pup :D thank you everyone!! I closed the blog right as my computer flipped to 6pm so Devil Pup had the final bid of 15.5 million.  any bids after that are null and void.  thank you everyone for playing!! (h)
How Sexy Are You
Ha ha ha I bet out Pedro   You Are 81% Sexy" height="100" width="100">Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How">">How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Wth Happened??
I watched the pilot episode of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on DVD the other night.  The pilot was far better than the rest of the series.  Why did they go from an awesome pilot to Cheesewhiz tv?
Semper Fi!
Just My Thougths, You Might Not Like ... Read If You Want
I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help... What I want to know is what the fuck happens when my day is going to shit... do i complain no because i like to bottle it up inside till I burst WELL FOLKS TODAY IS THAT DAY Here's my list of shit I deal with on a daily basis: 1. my mother's white cell count still has recovered from her cancer treatments.. so I have to wonder will i send another 9 months visiting her in the hospital because shes isolated and needs blood transfusions. 2. My x husband owes me 5 grand in child support he refuses to pay for any soccer but I still let him see his son and I'm smile and don't bother him... cause my son should see his dad 3. My business is on the verge off either c
Well Gavin choose to come in about a month early and ta daaaaa here he is via emergency c-section.  He was born @ 3:44 today and wieghed @ a whopping 3 pounds 5.9 oz. Rather small but so far he is doing great. O2 is good so he is breating on his own. He has pooped already ( yay ) and is holding his own heat. I am uploading pics in a few min and of course expect more once things calm down. ( yes we are g33ks and brought laptops to the hospitol ) .   Mom is doing well...rather tired and sleeping soundly and im starved....   Update day 1. He is holding his wieght and heat well...still haveing a little trouble holding down food but thats expected when your a month early ( my 2nd daughter by my first wife was born @ 1 pound 9 oz and was fact 17 and pregnant ) we dont have any clue when he will be able to come home but they estimate about a month. Good news is we are about 5 min away from the hospitol so its nothing for us to get here...   that is all for now...   Update d
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What Does Your Name Mean
WHAT YOUR NAME REALLY MEANS? B: Loves people L: BEST SMILE A:Drop dead gorgeous I-Loves to laugh R-Good b/f
Frigging Hilarious
So Steph made the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen ever. The pictures she used are what really make me lollerskate. Join me? Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!      
My New Piercings
I went with my niece yesterday to get her lip pierced. They wouldn't let her being as she is only 13. Well I be damn if I was in the car with a babbling ass teenager in the car for hours and not get something pierced. I got my nose (which is cute dammit) and my helix (upper part of the ear)     (lets see if these pictures work. If not I'll post them in a comment)
Cover Page: Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M.
She's Busted!
Meet Nina: Profile Link: Many of you may know this user or at least recognize her. She claims her name is Nina. She's 26, single, and has no salute. As you can see her profile became private. Before her profile was changed to private I browsed through her photos. As always it struck me as odd that a girl with new photos uploaded and some photos taken with a professional camera, didn't have a salute. One of her photos had a radio station banner hanging up in the background for 96.7 kiss fm. Kiss fm is an Austin, Texas area radio station. So the myspace browsing began. After a bit of searching I came up with this profile: . I sent the profile two friend requests with messages attached which were quickly declined. So I put my fingers to work and found "Allison"s facebook profile. According to the facebook profile Allison is 22 and in a relationship. You might recognize her boyfriend if you've ever looked through nina's
Back To Back Happy Hours.
JenDoll is having back to back Happy Hours today at 11am and 12pm Fubar time. Stop by and show her some love.   If this link doesn't work, she is my #1 friend.   @ fubar
Memo To The Ugly Jonas ...
I can’t believe I am about to say this – I feel bad for one of the Jonas Brothers.   My sympathy is most unusual because I typically consider myself to be amongst the throngs of people who hate the Jonas Brothers.  I guess hate is a strong word.  I just resent it when talentless people make millions of dollars because they lucked out into being the product of a massive marketing machine.  That marketing machine, of course, is Disney.  The ultimate goal of that machine is to penetrate my daughter’s brain so she can take money out of my wallet and feed it to a giant pants wearing mouse.  It’s a relentless assault and I’ve all but given up trying to avoid it.   For those of you fortunate enough to not have someone in your care be a part of the Mouse’s target demographic, let me give you some background.  The Jonas Brothers are a pop trio consisting of 3 brothers.  There’s Joe, the front man and all around lady killer.  There’s Nick, the
Monday Night's Fake Happy Hour And Sponsor..
Oh la la real pic of real girl? Real myspace? This fake Happy Hour and her sponsor exposed...This has no salute, and one pic. And blocked me and is on a major blocking spree. Why don't we ask the person who is sponsoring it why he is wasting his money on a fake? I hear it's really some add train promo Myspace ho.. Maybe this will be the way we do things from now on. lol..peace.
I woke up and can't breathe through my nose. Ugh! I hate this crap! I have this job interview thingy later today and don't even want to go because I feel miserable. Anywhoozle...How's everyone else doing today?
New Toshiba Laptop
ok, gots me a new one...its got vista...what do i need to know/ download for this thing?    
I'm Lame!
This is an evaluation of a person after talking to me for about one hour.. on and off   we can squash dis, I was jus tryna get ta know you, but dont think you know da diff of real and fake, like youve been tainted from da folks on da internet, and yes,,,,,,,,, you mek it hard for sombody ta get ta know you cuz you put up dis wall dat you think people cant see thru, ima leave you alone, but I wanna show you somthin if your cool wit dat, (aint a cam thang) jus somthin I wrote, Im cool, and I concider you a friend, a boring one, butchu cool wit me, even doe you lame   Something must be wrong with me when I refused to view his cam which he insisted, saying I'm lame cos I don't want to view his cam   Sigh
Resume 101
So as some of you know, I've been working with a career building consultant company, and have been attending seminars to aid me in my search for a new job, career, exc...   This morning I went to a resume based course, which we were asked to run through an online module first and come up with a rough draft of our resume to bring in today. So, yesterday, I wrote up and updated my resume, and included the ideals they considered important. Well, today comes, and we start going through our resumes, and some exercises for them.  I was very encouraged to find out that my resume was all but complete, barring a few minor changes.  I was able to use my performance report experience from the military to write some great bullets statements, and tailor my resume for a good marketing capability.   So, I will be able to start spreading my resume around starting tomorrow, and hopefully lead to some possible opportunities.   Just wanted to share this good news with you.  :)
New Level Up Requirements
This will be the new level up requirement,basically the same but left out 100K because we just dont seem to have enough members online when we do 100K and takes forever to level someone .But might keep the 100K level up for only Family members of MoonLight thinking about it,just let me know what you think about it.   Requirement for level ups   1-They must be online so they can return rates it makes them drop faster making it easier for them to level.   2-All we ask is the person we are leveling to rates  & fans the people helping them level.   3- Under 20K must have atleast 100 rateable can not be ripped or NSFW because you do not get points for ripped or NSFW.   4- 20K or more  must have 200 SFW pictures/stash.   5-30K or more must have 300 SFW pictures/stash.   6-40K must have 400 SFW pictures/stash.   7-50K must have 500 SFW pictures/stash.   8-200K and less must be running Auto 11 with 500 SFW pictures/stash.   9-Family member's have priority,p
Where Were You?
  WHERE WERE YOU   10 years ago today?  when the world seemed  to be in such disarray.     Innocence would be lost,   Liberty would seem to fade.   But In The Face Of Danger,   Heroes would be made.     We came together,   That fatefull day,   While some of us wept,   some of us prayed.     Were you angry?   Were you sad?   Do you remember   the feelings that you had?     We came together,   in a time of great sorrow,   To show the world   We will be even stronger tomorrow.      Hearts were shattered,    live's were lost,   America came together,   But at what cost?     10 years later   Have your feelings changed?   or are you someone   whoes priorities have been   re arranged ?     God Bless America,   and everything for which she stands,   God Bless Liberty and Freedom,   God Bless This Great Land.     Where were you    10 years ago today?
Fuckin Fuck
Today I had to go to the doc same ole same ole..but today was the day I had to sign my pain management contract...and upon doing it am forced to feellike a dirty fucking junkie. h i also have to submit to random drug That is about as retarded as it gets.   went to a chinese buffet for dinner and wow...why do people think I wanna hear their fucking kids scream the whole time.   I get to have another plug biopsy done on my lymph nodes..yay good times. Guess I am done bitching I just wanna break so bad
Ask Me
Anything I am fuckin bored and need some ask me anything...but make it count
Season Premiers Tonight
Bones(Fox) 5th season premiereSurvivor (CBS) 19th season premiereExtreme Cuisine with Jeff Corwin (Food) series premiereFringe (Fox) 2nd season premiere W00T!The Office (NBC) 6th season premiere W00T!Community (NBC) series premiereIt's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX) 5th season premiere   That's all, now go fuck yourselves.
I Am Back Bitches!!
The fucking idiocy I have seen from admin lately wow but I am back (I KNOW you fuckers just couldnt wait for it) Lala is back too which makes me lol and I am fuckin with the support lounge every chance I get over the bullshit they have pulled
I read a friends only MuMM earlier, posted by Busdrivertohell (I'll get the link if you're really interested), where she's asking advice about a fellow MuMMer type person who blocked her. She posted his ID number and I'm nosy, so I went to see who it was. I made supper, watched some tv and I noticed he had checked me out. So I went to his page to give him an 11 & I get this message, I'm sure we are all familiar with: ERROR: I'm a pussy & I've blocked you. I guess because she's on my friends list? LMFAO...I don't really know, but it made me laugh.   · IT'SONLIKEDONKE... re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... rated you a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... just checked you out!   YAY points!! I'm like 27k from Godfather, so I'll take what I can get. (y) Thanks dude.  
Gestation I look for reason, cause and motive--But find none --In how the subtle movements of the planetsCombined by Thy DesignTo bring me to her;Or her to me. Could there be some strength we gather?I can't see how --When ev'ry step is on a pathThat has no suitable resolutionIn Thy Landscape,Painted in the colors of painHer suffering and mine;Or even ours.  Is this something beyond my grasp?My eternal quand'ry?That in my actions without a role,Determined by Thy Rules,That Thou has taught my heartTo extend a helpless hand? Is this timing not criminal and cruel?To me it seems so --Where our capabilities are strainedTo Thy Stamp of our flawed incapacity,So that which seems most ardent loveCannot even be that slenderHelp of a Friend? In each day I see both pull and comfort.Are she and I really free?In this limited wheelworksWhere Thou has measured ev'ry strideAnd told her when to accept it;Or me to make it. I look for Family, God and Country,But I see her --Caught in the teeth of Th
3 Whole Years
Joined: October 1, 2006   Looks like I got my computer back just in time for the achievement.   That is a damn long time to have been here. But I can honestly say, on the whole, it has been worth it. Ok, I've lost friends, ok, I've made one or two enemies, ok, I may have had my heartbroken. But I've met tons of awesome people (no naming names, don't want to forget someone and upset them :p) and yes, I have fallen in love and I owe this place that great feeling that it has given me of actually feeling like I belong for once.   Enough of the sap though, just glad to be home.    
Who's The Real Drama Queen?
No Drama Q...: don't flatter yourself cunt->No Drama Q...: why else would you care if I had it?No Drama Q...: did i ask u for it?->No Drama Q...: I do. I'm not giving it to youNo Drama Q...: u got yahoo?->No Drama Q...: this gets kinda boring doesn't it?No Drama Q...: Hey u, question for u have yahoo messenger?   Ok, this guy has asked me this every day for about a week. At first I thought it was a joke because of a status I had about not giving out my Yahoo. I'm now blocked. :)  
Omg My "first" Blog
not really sure what to say or do. drill won't be my friend or talk to me anymore. something happened and I wanna talk about things. there have been a few friends I've asked help from to make things better and here I type whining about how he's still ignoring me. there's more but I guess I'm done for now
Auto 11/ Cherry Bomb Bling Auction
Ill be holding an auction that will close on Friday October the 16th at 6pm eastern time for an auto 11/ or Cherry bomb bling. This prize will go to the highest bidder, at the time specified above. All bids must be placed in fubucks.The minimum starting bid must be 2,000,000, all other bids must be higher. At the end of this auction the winner will be notified by email, and will have 24 hours to pay, or the prize will go to the next highest bid. Let the bidding begin!! At the time of prize payment, the winner will opt to choose either an auto 11/ or cherry bomb bling!! Good Luck
i will be expecting to hear from you soonest so we can become friends, you truly have a charming smile, so you have to tell me the secrete behind it when we meet on chat The secrete is saliva.  Once it dribbles down my chin, it's drool. Now that you know all my secrete secrets, we won't have to chat.
New Nsfw Policy!?
BULLDOG__Fu-Bou... New NSFW policy,Please Read This Blog... Sorry For The I... Texas City, TX subject: Your Main / Primary Pic.   received: 11/28/2009 08:41 am replied: no    block this member      Sorry To Bother You, But Please Change Your Main / Primary Pic. It is Against the New NSFW Guidelines. If You Choose Not To Change Your Main Pic / Primary Image And Comply With The New Guidelines or You Put It Back Up and It Gets Marked NSFW It Will NOT Be Unmarked Please read : Leave comments and questions here.Thank you for Your Cooperation and Understanding...Sorry For The Inconvienence.Bulldog__ - Fubar BouncerNew NSFW Policy...Starting on Thursday 11/26/2009 we will begin enforcing a new policy for primary photos / avatars and it will apply to everyone. This does not effect non-primary photos (i.e.: random stuff in your photo albums), only the photo that you select to be next to your name
The Nsfw Crackdown, The Mentally Ill And A Holiday Song :d
Well my friends it is that time of the year again, time for Holiday stress, holiday shopping and all of the good and bad things that the holidays bring upon us. It’s a time where seemingly every year that you always remember things that happen during the holidays, making for a lifetime of memories. In Fubar World, it’s pretty much the same. You see Xmas Auctions, holiday bling pack specials, everyone it seems with a Santa hat of some variety on for the weeks leading up to the holidays. and in past years, have a present of some variety under your Xmas tree when you sign in, which you can’t open until Midnight 12/25 Pacific Time. When I lived on the east coast that amounted to 3 AM. Needless to say. There were some funny milk and cookies moments there. This year, we have a new twist , this NSFW crackdown policy for default pictures that was put in around Thanksgiving. Which basically said you can’t be in your underwear or slam you boobs into your default picture. Some people are c
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
As I watched Guy Ritchie's latest movie, one word came to mind: "Mediocre" I didn't expect much going in, and I got what I expected. I've been a fan of Robert Downey Jr after his role in KISS KISS BANG BANG and especially loved him in IRON MAN. I was hoping to see what he would bring to the role of this classic detective. He did well, but I'm afraid the writer's dropped the ball. It seems as though they didn't let Downey be more creative with his role. Speaking of the writing, they DID do a good job in the actual storyline and kept true to the classic storylines of debunking "supernatural" with "science". And the wardrobe as well as the props and city designs were amazing. Obviously, there will be a sequel and I hope they give Robert Downey more of a chance to make the character his. Bottom line, this is a family-friendly rental. Grade:  B-   Sherlock Holmes on    
Amy Hempel
Seems like I don't do that many book blogs, cos I read so many comics and magazines and internets these days that my previous devotion to actual books has kinda gotten lost.  But I do always have one on the go, and last night I finished this one that my homeboy ZombieMonkey turned me onto. And yeah, the woman's a formidable writer (Amy Hempel, I can't speak for Zombie Monkey).  I struggle with the short story form - I ain't the brightest guy, and where a novel has the luxury of space and time to get its ideas across, a good short story is a well-crafted concentrated hit (much like a smaller painting isn't less work than a big one, and often the detail is that much finer), and as such, usually way over my head.  But I can still enjoy the craft, and this is as well-crafted a collection of writing as you'll find anywhere.  Moving, funny, thought-provoking, and exquisite in its composition. When I was a kid, I used to want to be a writer, but it's work like this that makes remember not t
I Don't Get It.
Okay, really I do get the whole idea of the "pants on the ground" song that some old man sang on American Idol last night. I really do. However, I do NOT see the humor in it that everyone else seems to see. The song is about all these people that wear their pants so low that they are prett much on the ground. That concept has always bothered me. I want to just run up behind them and pull their pants down. The way I look at it, that's what they want, if they didn't, they'd wear a belt or get pants that fit. Nothing is less attractive than seeing a person that looks like they don't know how to get the right size in clothes. Anyway, the whole reason I'm writing this is because I'm hoping that MAYBE there is someone else out there that just thinks the song was stupid, not funny.  More lame if you ask me.
Well, howdy doody?   A good friend of mine is starting his own business. He will be making business cards, is already in the process of designing them. The front looks pretty cool, and on the back he was hoping for favorite drink recipes for the back of the cards. Would you kindly submit a recipe of YOUR favorite alcoholic bev? And yeah, sure he could pull many off the net but if he can get more personal interesting mixes that would be better. Or if you have a fun drinking game that only requires minimal instructions (because after all they're going on the back of a business card) jot it down :D    So, submit away!    Thanks so much!
Operation Spotlight Virgin
I'm posting again as a reminder, if you're sick of me already then GOOD! Keep up all that hard work and send your friends like you have been doing! I'm about half-way there and once I get there it will all be a distant memory. You people are truly the most AWESOME people in the whole entire world and I am so PROUD to have you on my list. Your generous donations and constant rating have almost got me to my goal. I figure the spotlight will get my level up like I need it to be. Let's keep our eyes on the prize!! I have made salutes for those of you that has helped so far, if I forgot you PLEASE speak up, because I'm only human and have a brain the size of a pea most of the time. As you can tell by the NUMEROUS misspellings on those salutes I made. LMAO! I will continue to keep track of those that help and make you a salute too. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
Damned Phone
damned palm pre phone. Its an awesome little phone, sometimes the keyboard is a little small for my monster thumbs, but i gets the NFL app and can watch nfl network on it, listen to the games right on my phone from the streaming radio station of the team of my choice. i have the texas hol em app that they have here on fu, pandora...all kinds of cool shit...   I went to bed last night, well this morning actually, but I didnt plug the damned thing in... when I got up at 11, the phone was dead...I plugged it in to my laptop and its still not on! 45 minutes later and im just now getting the battery charging icon. grrrrr So Im sitting here drinking my coffee..   hows it going people.. Nobody can afford to buy me now, and my owner is trying to pawn me. The fu levelling requirements are stupid i believe.. I wont be giving much effort to get those levels.   Kloverlynn is point whoring today with her flashy little thing so irritate the piss out of the bombers with her link and stuff (y)
10 Odd Thing, Cuz Serenity Made Me
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I prefer small groups or to be alone. Why, because when a bunch of people get together, they always seem to devide into cliques, and I refuse to make believe I dont like someone cuz they arent a part of "the clique" 9. I could tell you exactly were things are in my Apt. But for some reason I have trouble with peoples names when I first meet them. 8. I like my nipple rings played with, but before they were pierced I hated for a gf to suck on them 7. The Tattoos on my right arm are not finished, because it represents  living in Las Vegas, and I cant bring myself to have it finished here in Louisiana. Ill have to make a trip to Vegas to get it done. 6. My sons are the most important people in my life. They never want to go back to thier moms house when its time to. 5. My SB always has the same handful of people talking to me in it, and whe
If Fubar Changed One Thing, What Would You Want Changed??
Okay, I was wondering what other users would want done if Fubar offered to make ONE change and one change only.  99.99% of the site, I really do like.  But the one thing I really dont like is that Secret Admierer thing.  So, if I were to ask Fubar to make a change, I would ask them to do away with the Secret Admierer thing.  So, what would you like done away with?  And why?
Hah Wtf
im tryin not ta piss my pants laughin from this run in. I almost feel bad callin my girl by the name red after this,ALMOST ♥ NAUGHTY ...: INDEED ♥ NAUGHTY ...: BYE OUT YO tat2oodtrash: makin mama proud tat2oodtrash: buhbye now ♥ NAUGHTY ...: AND SLUT tat2oodtrash: u too whore ♥ NAUGHTY ...: TY FOR GETTING IT RIGHT HAHA ♥ NAUGHTY ...: yes ♥ NAUGHTY ...: now have a good day
One Artist
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.  Do this if you like.  Pick a band that has a lot of songs.  My Artist:Three Doors DownAre you a male or female?Story of a GirlDescribe yourself:She Don't Want the WorldHow do you feel:RunawayDescribe where you currently live:Away From The SunIf you could go anywhere, where would you go:Better LifeYour favorite form of transportation:TrainYour bestfriend:By My SideYou and your best friends:Dangerous GameWhat's the weather like:Going Down in FlamesFavorite time of day:These DaysIf your life was a TV show, what would it be called:The Road I'm OnWhat is life to you:Life On My OwnYour current relationship:Right Where I Belong Your fear(s): It's Not My Time Thought for the Day:Be SomebodyHow I would like to die:Here Without YouMy soul's present condition:Not EnoughMost Faithful Companion:My WorldMy motto: It's The Only One You've Got
Raven Made Me Do This, And When I Was Done, It Was Too Long To Post In Her Blog, So Blame Her.
What is the single largest item in your house?My couchHow well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?Not at allWhat color is your bedroom?Gray, black, and blueWhat type of computer mouse do you use?LogitechWhat is your earliest memory?Nixon's resignationHave you ever jumped off of a high dive?I dove off a 95 foot cliff... Many times.Do you take vitamins?NoWhen did you first become interested in sex?I'm a GUY! At BIRTH!Do you like to color inside the lines?I make my own lines.What do you have set as your home page?Yahoo.Do you have your own radio?Yup.Where would you hate to have to work?McDonald's.Who is on your speed dial?NobodyDo you prefer lightbulbs or candles?CandlesHow much money did you spend today?I'm about to go to the local farm and spend $5 for two dozen eggs that just came out from under the chickens this AM.What are you sitting on right now?Barstool.Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?Who doesn't?Would you ever get plastic surgery?If I
Fo Cereal!
I just REALLY wish I could blog some of the shit that I get in my chatbox.... I'm venting, these freaking jerks on here have NO respect for folks like myself that VOLUNTEER their effin time and just really TRY to do this to the best of their ability. I've been working mostly on salutes all day today and I have recently started leaving a link to the How-To Salute page in the Fu-Bible when I reject a salute for whatever reason. I've had NUMEROUS damn people give me the biggest attitudes and call me names and just be plain nasty to me over it. One guy was like " I don't care what you think of my pic" LMAOOO!!! Really? Well, what I think DOESN'T effin matter, but it's the GUIDELINES that you have to be holding a handwritten SIGN and not just photoshop words onto a pic of yourself!!!! or it's in the guidelines that you MUST have your screen name on the sign! I don't give a shit if you DONT GIVE A SHIT!! RAWR!!!!!!!I didn't have that the first time I did this stuff, so I guess it's just both
Ask Me
This is a fun thing to do when you get bored.
Little Moment Of Win
I won a $100 AMEX in a corporate raffle today.  I say today because it is today that I finally checked my mailbox.  When, in fact its dated January.  So what should I buy with my unexpected windfall?
Made Me Giggle...yes
I just got this in a friend request. Can't help but laugh at it.... lombardinstanley: u'r fukin' hot!! wus up!?   [edit: I left out part of the guy's name so you all can't search him]
Emanon Forever Fake Father of the Fallen OnesName: ClassifiedRank: El PresidenteFriends Since: October 2009Likes: BDSM, Kink, Nature, Photography, Writing, Debating, the female form, Information/KnowledgeDislikes: Snitches (rats), blueberries, close mindedness, sorry“Never make the mistake of thinking you know any oneFor it is the ones in which you think you know that shall betray you first.” ~ EmanonEmanon and I were friends prior to October 2009 but we didn’t speak much. After my break from FU we refriended and started communicating on a more regular basis. My first thoughts on him were that he was either1) A tall skinny white dude from Nebraska who dreamed of a more exciting life and created the online persona of No NameOr…2) Exactly who he said he wasAfter a while I came to accept what he said about himself as fact and have a great deal of respect for who he is and what he holds true. Trying to tackle Emanon’s little bio here was more difficult than I
Dropped At...: yea i hav cam Suga Lips: Wouldn't that be visual? I don't have a cam Dropped At...: didnt say to i ment like on cam Suga Lips: I'm not talking to you on the phone Dropped At...: lol no but im more vocal flirting Suga Lips: ...I didn't know you considered this rocket science Dropped At...: how do we flirt or hav fun\ Suga Lips: I don't give it out Dropped At...: whats ur yahoo im Suga Lips: Uh..idk..I don't usually plan out my flirtations Dropped At...: lol ok so were can we start Suga Lips: I doubt anything changed in a day Dropped At...: i no just making sure u still can Suga Lips: You asked me this yesterday
Right Or Wrong?
As some of you may remember, my brother pissed me off when I got back from stateside, and I'm still not talking to him. Need to refresh your memory? Anyways, I texted him a few weeks ago because I lent him my guitar hero game and I wanted it back. Instead of replying to me he phones my mum up and says I aint getting shit until I apologise to him. Now, he's got another thing coming if he thinks that's going to happen. I've decided I've had enough of his everything revolves around me act, however he may dress it up as something else. Think I'm right in doing so?
Is Size So Important?
 The girth of a person, or how tall someone is, you horny bastids!
So Now You Know
So now you know how rumors get started, and most people with brains don't believe them. And you also know that people keep their word.  If thiese examples were too dramatic for you :P
Brain Freeze
I seriously would like SOMEONE to explain something to me about a brain freeze issue I have. I LOVE slushy drinks. ALL slushy drinks! I drink frozen cokes, or ICEE's whatever you call them in your area all the time. Yes, on occasion, you get the brain freeze. HOWEVER, at SONIC it is different. VERY different. My guess is that there is some ingredient in the slushies at Sonic that is not in other slushy formulas OR it has to do with the actual machinery they use there. When I drink any slushy from Sonic, I get MEGA brain freeze. I am talking about the kind that no matter HOW slow you try to sip it, or press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, take a sip of water after it, or whatever, it is a brain freeze SO intense, it actually makes me sick to the pit of my stomach, and I almost feel like I am going to pass out and/or puke. Slushies from Sonic don't slide down your throat fast either.  They seem to glue themselves to you & slide so slowly, that the pain lingers for ages. On one
How Many
How many believe that the Pimphand is used as just a funny toy or mainly as a dictatorial weapon?
So life is pretty damned good right now. Tight on money, but that's temporary. I've got great friends, awesome roommates, and a wonderful child. Got a fabulous place to live, and the entire summer to do as I please. Now if I can only find roommates to get a place with me for the next school year, things will be great! I've discovered that life isn't necessarily what you've got or don't have... it's what you make of it. And we're making it pretty damned good.
Are People So
Are people so into fu drama in my mumms and blogs, that they don't understand I make fun of myself as well as make fun of everyone else?
An Auction! Say What?..yup...check This Out...
Wow really? Yup that's right kids, it's my first ever solo auction!! Sooo yeah, and i ya'll don't mind feel free to click the pic below and give it a rate for meh please (message me and I'll send you some fubucks) and check out the stuff up for sale (including a photobucket, yes screenshot city at it's finest...mmhmm!) and well, you know the rest.... Soo ya'll know the drill...thanks &
I went to the dentist today because of my bottom front teeth, yeah, the ones I still have left. She had previously taken advice from another dentist and the pair of them together hadn't thought my teeth were cracked. However, there is a line across all 3 at the bottom which they had originally put down to a quirk as I was only having problems with one. She did that thingy test where they put that cold liquid on to see if you get a reation .. nothing! My middle front one has definately died but she is unsure about the other 2. She is going to do a root canal filling in 2 weeks to the middle one but if she finds it is broken I will lose it. She says I need extensive treatment on all 3 teeth and will need to go up the dental hospital. She has also given me really strong antibiotics which mean i'll be do dahing for England over the next few days ... nothing like a good clear-out, huh? If all 3 are broken I will have them all pulled and a bridge fitted ..... trying to look on the brigh
Mel And Shit Hawk Wedding Fund....
I want to see the shit hawks eyes bulge out of his head...   Apparently he proposed to Mel this morning thinking he would ruffle some feathers..   Can you imagine if she accepts...   He will Be in shell shock and we can all take a break from him.   So help me help Mel and donate bling credits...   she needs 80 to accept.  
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I'm not really working today. I hit 39 hours yesterday, so, since OT is quickly becoming a big DON'T DO IT OR WE'LL UNLEASH THE WRATH AND FURY [insert scary monster-y growl noise here] kind of thing, my boss has graciously told me to stay home and only complete timesheets for this portion of the pay period. However, all of the emailing back and forth this morning between her and I took about an hour, so it looks like someone is going to need to throw the corporate monsters an extra bone this week.   I am a fan of today. Not having to do many semi-managerial duties (heh, I said duties) has nearly made it possible for me to meet an impromptu goal: no clothes for 24 hours. Living alone does have its benefits, except for moments like these where I want to be nekkid AND have ice cream that is not in my possession. But, I am going to have to hold out until 6:30 tonight. I already had my cake and ate it too once today. This is probably for the best - all of the timesheets should have rolled
Someone just reminded me that I should have qualified as a nurse today.   *sighs*   Oh well, life sucks at times!!!   Onwards to the new year!
I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
I should be at home, posting another great thought provoking blog, I am at the office waiting a call back from a vendor. See I left work at my regular time, went home, hit the gym, and when I got back, there were scores of calls from my boss seeing if I could come in.   That's another thing that riles me here, it seems a company motto "If someone doesn't answer the first time, then they are twice as likely if you hang up immediately and call them back, or three times as likely if you do it a third time!"  Anyhow, I said I could come in in like 30 mins, he said give me 5-10 mins to let you know.  I hopped in the shower, because after gym me is no one you want to be around.  I swear it was a quick shower, two more calls anyway, and I headed on in.  What should have been a simple thing is now a bit more complicated, and I have to wait for a vendor to show up.  My entire food intake today has been two snack size candy bars and 4 coke zeroes.   Well at least I got to play big bad moneyba
I'm A Racist Bigot.
Recently, I was called that. Now if you've known me at all, you know that's far from true. I am against the mosque being built close to 9/11 NOT because of race, but because so many New Yorkers are AGAINST it. When was the last time I complained about a mosque being built?!? Did I protest the recent Islamic center in Kent?!? No. The person who called me this has never gotten to know me. It kind of reminds me of a pic I saw the other day: "When you're losing an arguement, yell 'RACIST'." But, I need to calm down and know that those closest to me know me for who I really am...    
Hairy Lips.
I did something incredibly stupid today.   I think I have a hairy upper lip, the beautician says no and that it is hardly noticeable. It is too fine for electrolysis so she won't do anything about it. I guess she's right but it doesn't stop me from wanting to get rid of it.   Anyway, I nair it. But today I manage to get some cream on my bottom lip (I mean on the lip itself) and I didn't even notice it until I came to remove the cream and I took my lip with it.    It is still stinging.
Sunday Fun Fakes :d
Hey kids, it's been awhile, here's a refresher for all of those that miss the fake blogs and stuff. Been gettin ready with other stuff and of course the annual end of summer blog for Labor Day weekend... Check out these fails... It never gets old huh? lol...hope everyone is well, don't forget to follow using the blue link above so ya don't miss anything that comes down the road... These fakes may be a threat indeed to normalcy, but based on what I've been hearing and seeing, some of the biggest threats, fakes, liars and cons are the ones that aren't "fake." That's the scary part...just remember to get -all- sides of the story before jumping to any conclusions no matter how "hot" that dude or chick is in your Hope you all had a great weekend....and peace...
To Those Who Want To Know.....
I must apologize to all of you who had my email address, and got spammed from it. Apparently, I have been hacked for some time now, and never knew it. I'm truly sorry, friends.   Now, here's my new yahoo:   those of you who want it, go ahead and add me...   those that don't...... dont.
Well Fuck Me......
Here I thought my back was getting better.  75% less pain & able to  swim laps again & even ride my bike,  No tennis though. So thought okay maybe  I overreacted & it was just a pulled muscle taking time to heal.... Well I got the results of the MRI today  & T11-12 level-Normal     T12-L1 level: Normal     L1-2 level Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. Circumferential disc bulge.    L2-3 level: Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. Minimal  Circumferential disc bulge.    L3-4 level: Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. No significant central canal  stenosis.                     Mild Neuroforaminal stenosis bilaterally..Facet joint capsular hypertrophy.                     No significant central canal  stenosis.  Mild Neuroforaminal stenosis bilaterally.    L4-5 level: Disc desiccation.   Circumferential disc bulge. Facet joint capsular hypertrophy.              No significant central canal  stenosis.  Mild Neurofo
Today's Special Blog..
Well today is another fun filled fu without any further hesitation, show some good ol lovins to one of the nicest people around, not only to me but to well, just about everyone..a big Happy Birthday too.... Sprinklez x FucT Royalty x FuEng2 BullDog44@ fubar Like she says, she'll "Sprinkle" some love on your page..hah.. Hope you all are having a great week :)..Peace To Speak.
Ive been a little blah the last few day, sorry if i haven't kept up with everyone.  Today is really no better....I have one of those nagging feeling in my gut that something is up, out of place, wrong, you know, just off. I just haven't quite pin pointed what it is yet.   Things aren't exactly working out as well as i had hoped her. luckily i have a couple friends that keep me going and dont let me give up, even when i want to more than anything in the world. To just stop and go home. But i know what i would be going back to, and im not okay with that at all.   I have been doing my best to keep my mood up, I don't enjoy dragging everyone else down with me, and no matter what I like to think that things happen for a reason, even if I don't know what it is right now.   Hope this finds everyone else well. =]   Sarah.   there now does the blog make sense you two??? BOOBS!
My Convo With Dickman..
8:20pm yumm: you like looking at dicks a lot 8:20pm yumm: must miss the one your dad shoves in your mouth. 8:20pm Dr Black: i think it's funny you've devoted 4 years of posting your cock 8:20pm Dr Black: i'm waiting to see you on the news going on a shoot spree at fubar headquarters 8:21pm Dr Black: you really need a life.. spending this much time just to post your cock on a website is rather sad.. 8:22pm yumm: i have a life....its funny how you ALWAYS see it. I mean this website must be your life 8:22pm Dr Black: nope, i see it because i have friends who see it.. it shows up in my bartab.. i dont go looking for it 8:23pm yumm: and you're always there! 8:24pm Dr Black: yep, because it's fun to make fun of you.. 8:24pm Dr Black: never seen anyone so detrimined to be a jackass.. 8:24pm yumm: and it's fun to make the idiots on this site mad 8:24pm Dr Black: the only ones you make mad are Scrapper and the bouncers.. 8:25pm yumm: and this trio of ugly fat chicks who are always t
Happy Hoar Update!
My Happy Hoar will be running on Sunday at 2pm Fu-time (10pm UK time) You're welcome. ;)
Mummble Me This
Ear wax     should I root around and dig it out with my pinky     or     should I scrape at it with the end of a fork     this was my mumm that got deleted and me comment banned last night. It was fun it was light there was not one nasty comment in it. Yet POOF and Fubar shop has sent you a message.   May I suggest to those of us that post mumms that from now on we take a moment to save a fast screen cap of it so that when silly stuff like this happens we can give the bouncers and admin an example of how silly the mumm deletions are and give ourself a firmer leg to stand on when we go to them about it to.    that is all     < goes to find Helly
Today's question comes from many different discussions with different women....   Do you really like 69?  Or would you rather take turns?         As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
I think I gave Sherry the blahs. Sorry, love.   Well, I haven't gone to the doctor yet. Yeah, yeah. Last Thursday was impossible since I was extremely high on painkillers.. and there's a distinct lack of chauffeur in my wallet. Also, I couldn't really move. Friday, post-painkiller-puking, I just hurt and wasn't going anywhere. Weekend, horrible urgent care experiences this year have lead me to hate those facilities. My pain was less urgent, and in the event it once again becomes so, I'll find a fucking hospital. Yesterday, I called my primary care office. The PA I've seen since I've had a primary in Arizona is now gone, and the doctor she was affiliated with is booked up until after the apocalypse. I have this issue called trust and am not going to waste my time developing a new relationship with a new provider at a doctor's office that is more than a half hour away from my home. So, this week's agenda includes finding a new doctor. 'Cause I need one and 'cause my mom is worried
It's Here And It's Sciencey!!!!!!!!!
It's finally here!!! The 2010 Sciencey fair is finally here. There weren't as many entries as last year but what we did get is real quality stuff. In anticipation of the difficulties in judging this year, The judges have started drinking early!   As a special bonus, all of the participants who turned in their entries on time will recieve bling courtesy of Majik. yea that's right! Bling Mothafuckers. Just for being sciencey. so do your part and promote those entries you want to win. it is very important. Also make lots of comments and question the participants on their entries. Part of the contest is making the Scienceytist defend his or her position.   I heart you all for doing this. You restored my faith in the sciencey community.
Could you be with someone that just absolutely couldnt stand kissing? Nothing you do can change their minds on it. So there would be NO KISSING EVER.       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog & Follow It
Lecherous Scumbags
There's a certain thrill to posted nude pictures of yourself online. I'm not going to deny that I enjoy it...if I didn't, I would never have started an nsfw folder. Unfortunately, it seems like I won't be able to enjoy that twinge of excitement any longer.    I had a message in my inbox from someone on my friend's list. I'm very thankful that person was kind and respectful enough to message me right now. (and to that person, I owe you one). Apparently, they'd seen pictures of me on another website. Someone from my friends list here (because I'm not naked anywhere else) has taken my nsfw photos and posted them on an amateur porn site called "home grown freaks." Isn't that nice? This person has also labeled me "big tits and crazy tats" which is the kind of title I've always aspired to have...really. I'm not exactly surprised this happened. People never fail to prove themselves to be fucking assholes. I also realize I put myself in the position for this to happen by having an nsfw fold
Hey folks...   I'm giving Mister Thundercock all my points for today in an effort to get him closer to is appreciated! I'll buy pimpouts and junk too...and I have blings to polish and stuffs...
Hi To All My Fave People
SDMF@ fubar     That guy up there, he is a friend of mine...he needs fans to level. If you could pretty please help him..well I will do a favor for you I might even let you pick said favor.... You can unfan him after...just please fan him...and if you wanna say i sent ya and toss him a rate or comment that would be cool too :D
A Video For The Ladies & Thoughts Of The Day...
Hey ladies, this one's for all the dudes that hit you up with dumb stuff in shoutbox Ninja!...enjoy the's more right than not apparently.. Thoughts of the Day: Actions speak louder than words. Proof is always greater than bullshit. peace.
.I just finished having brunch on the roof. Whilst Im eating churros & flan topped with mango purre, a mexican duet seranades me with a spanish version of CheapTrick's "I want You To want Me".....played on a gigantic wooden harp....a fucking harp!!! hahahahaha   I can honestly say, there is not much left to accomplish, today. (waits for juggling midgets to show up at the door)
Rainbow's Not So Brite
Good Morning Miss Ninja,How about a little of relationship advice? I am a normal 35 year old woman. I go to church, I work a good corporate job, I am college educated. I have dinner with my family on Sundays. I shop at the mall. But I am terrified to date. I often meet guys through work and people at my church are always trying to set me up on dates. I always refuse. I suspect they think i am a lesbian or very stuck up, but that isn't the case. Remember when I told you I was a normal person? That is mostly true. I have a hobby some people might think is odd and the fear of ridicule keeps me from having meaningful relationships. When I was a young girl I used to play at my friends house with her Rainbow Brite dolls. My parents thought they were stupid or a waste of time (they very much pushed me toward academics). I loved those dolls so as an adult I began collecting them. I have one room of my apartment decorated like a little girls room, with rainbow brit

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