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Ten random facts folks
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1. I'd rather drink goat's milk.
2. I have an undiagnosed chronic pain condition in my tummy. Its excrutiating.
3. I once masturbated 8 times in 11 hours to find out if I could.
4. I only dance when no one expects it.
5. I don't really have any secrets.
6. I'd rather watch my hometeam lose all year long than watch the playoffs of any sport.
7. I like carrot juice, but for the life of me I can't just buy it in a giant jug or can.
8. I may come off as this bright, confident (arrogant) young man, but the truth is I'm probably just playing some elaborate game of gauging you, toying with you, and measuring a safe distance around you. I'm terrified of people, but in the sense that I'll bite your neck when cornered if I have to.
9. I'd rather live with a nymphomaniac mute that I knew loved me just by her smile.
10. I can probably sing better than most people you know. Good luck getting me to.
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