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We got there at 9.30AM!
The lady had converted her house into a spa and it was sooooo nice!
Anyways, my treatments weren't till after lunch at 2pm.
So we just hung out for a bit till lunch at 1pm.
Sooo...yea we got started on the champage at 10am...(5 o'clock somewhere right)
And then we went in the Jacuzzi, dunno why but I think drinking in it makes you get drunk quicker.
Gah we drank Moet Rose...that stuff takes me DOWN.
Then we had lunch, it was all yummy and healthy stuff but I stuffed myself so much that when I had my massage, which I had to lay on my tummy for, I felt like I was going to puke.
Treatments that I had done was the Thai Herbal massage (I smell really nice now!) and a deep cleansing facial with an extra hot stones facial...sooo nice.
Total to £110 pounds.
But then we were looking at all the treatments and my friend got a brazilian, we all went in to watch lolz.
She was like 'everyone can see my fanny flaps!'.
It looked painful.
But in my still drunken stupor I shouted 'I WANT ONE!' and hitched up my bikini bottoms to show the therapist...lolz.
But she said I wasn't fuzzy enough.
My cousin had hers done and she had like a full on jungle! :o
