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Why is it that us decent-looking, kind, intelligent, pure-hearted folk always seem to be perpetually single..meanwhile the people who shouldn't procreate always seem to find someone?
Seems the best of us are always single, always looking, you think we'd stumble upon each other..but that never seems to work. Somehow the decent people always manage to find the ones who will hurt us, abuse us, take advantage of us, and discard us like trash before moving on to someone who isn't half as good as we are. So while we sit around, pained and broken, jaded with the world, we see others in relationships and become bitter with love.
Meanwhile we take a look at those happy couples around us, and we wonder: "What the fuck? HE/SHE can get someone, but I can't?" Hideous ugly troll women with 8 chins, sparse facial hair, gargantuan ass, cankles bigger than most men's thighs, a high-pitched screeching voice, and a lingering smell of sweltering pork faintly clouded over by febreeze walking hand-in-hand with a man hapilly smiling. Or a 4 foot tall scraggle-toothed gnome whos pushing 4 bills as he squeezes his pudgy rolls through the door, assaulting your senses with the smell of rancid tuna and old spice as he trapses along in his Hawaiian patterend tent hovering over his bermuda shorts, prominently displaying his vericose veins as they sway too and fro over his dingy ratted socks (one black and one brown) that are brilliantly accentuated by his tan crocs.
And the worst part of it, the biggest slap in the face, is when you look at their partner. No, these two don't wind up together, they wind up with a decent-looking person that YOU wouldn't mind being attached to...who doesn't appear to be blind. That's just life laughing in your face, and kinda mean too.
