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#11 9/10 - 9/16
********************************************** WEEKLY MEMBER PIMP OUT!! 9/10 - 9/16 YOUR MISSION IS 2 RATE ALL PICS, STASH, & BLOGS ON THEIR PAGE!! LETS GET THESE PEOPLE LEVELED!!!! IF YOU WANT 2 BE PICKED I EXPECT TO SEE YOU HELPING ;) THIS WEEK'S PICK IS... SIDEKICKSI 23,907 Points to Minion!! LETS HELP HIM GET THERE!! **********************************************

Rosh Hashana Opens Up The Book
Rosh Hashana Opens Up The Book by J.S. Bach Rosh Hashana opens up the book Of life, that we might be inscribed therein. So does the will work wonders with the wind, Hallowing the leaves that tempests shook. How might we make our peace with death and pain? As terror stalks our steps, how might we dance, Singing through the vales of circumstance, However dark or haunted by the slain? All we have are justice, hope, and love, Nor will these weak or insufficient prove As we repent our anger once again.

Please Read And Repost!
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they

Why?
i wonder why people request to be your friend but then never message you im sure im not the only one who this happens to and if i am then boy i suck lol (and not in a good way) well that was a pretty lame blog but im not in a very creative mood right now hopefully they will get better and hopfully i will find an answer to my question :) (K)

This Is My Job
this is where i go to check out vids and pics of regular people..this is a better version of youtube/myspace...i became a producer on this site , go to the via the link and tha will take you to my page ..then ya can make your own..im talkin some hott videos and pics..no freakin charge whatsoever!! thats what i like about it.!!u can get triple x on here..just click the link and go for what ya know its all free! www dot rude dot com slash BLACKZILLA42 please pass this link along to your friends!

Love Is A Secondary Emotion
Primary emotions are brief, intense, and they cannot be controlled. Emotion researcher Dylan Evans of King’s College London says primary emotions are: “Joy, sorrow, anger, fear, surprise, disgust.” What is really striking about the secondary emotions is how social they are and how important they are. You can feel primary emotions when you are alone. But to work up a secondary emotion you need someone else around. The so-called secondary emotions are not secondary in reality. They make up the volatile mix from which human relationships are formed, which makes them pretty fundamental. Secondary emotions combine the head with the heart. They are: love, guilt, shame, pride, envy, jealousy. Which brings us to emotion number one. The most fundamental of them all, love. In the consumer world, we call these Lovemarks. Love needs respect right from the start. Without it, love will not last. It will fade like all passions and infatuations. Respect is one of the founding principles of Love

Usd Losing Value Again
WED, sept 12th The USD reaches its lowest point ever against the Euro. Questions on how the decline of the USD can affect you can be found on the link posted below. http://www.cnbc.com/id/20749238/for/cnbc/

Prayes Now>>>for My Friend >gary>>
Dear Lord my friend another friend suffers grief and loss this past few days ; And i ask you if you may comfort him in and thru this morning and loss now. Dear Lord help him to cope and get thru these days with a knowing of that he will see her again ; and that she was called home now to you by you/ Lord watch out for all his family and friends now show them thy love and mercy as the times go by and they feel the loss seep in more as grief does have reproccussions and back lash . Watch over all and keep them safe and help all to deal and cope to be alright thru this . May you see to it Gary,s ok and doesnt over do . and he needs you close O lOrd comfort him now as i do ask all in Thy name . thank you o Lord Amen!!!

Please Pray For This Family! Hit And Run Driver...his 2 Year Old Daughter Was Killed!
PRAYERS ARE NEEDED FOR ONE OF OUR FUBAR FAMILY... MANY OF YOU MAY KNOW HIM...SOME MAY NOT...BUT DJ STRYKE WAS IN A HIT AND RUN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY... AND NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS... HE WAS RIDING HIS BIKE WITH HIS 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN A SEAT ON THE BACK WHEN HE WAS STRUCK BY A CAR.. HIS DAUGHTER WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE... PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS FAMILY AS THE LOSS IS GREAT... AND AS OF THIS MOMENT THE PERSON WHO HIT THEM.. HAS YET TO BE CAPTURED...SHE IS FLEEING BACK TO MEXICO THE POLICE BELIEVE PLEASE LIGHT A CANDLE IN HIS DAUGHTERS MEMORY ONE FOR MATAYA ..R.I.P. LITTLE ANGEL ONE FOR HER FATHER WHO SUSTAINED INJURIES IN THE ACCIDENT... DJ STRYKE¢â * CARRI'S F HUBBY * PASTOR*@ fubar PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE... AND ONE FOR THE FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS WHO MOURN AND GRIEVE FOR THEM PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RIP THIS PHOTO AND DISPLAY IT AS YOUR PRIMARY PIC FOR THE NEXT 24-48 HOURS IN PRAYER FOR THIS FAMILY.... GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (AK

The Greatest Nite...
Rolling 20+ deep.... R1's, Suzuki 600's, Ninjas, Harleys... Another group goes by us too... The pipes rumble... Fucking bike nite baby...!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm the ONLY GIRL RIDING in between. And I'm ON AN R1...keepin' up with the boys. (or maybe they are keepin' up with ME!) Hot pink leather jacket, black bike. Fuck yeah! Some douchebag in a car almost takes me out, the boys take care of him...(although I can take care of myself, chivalry is apparently NOT dead) :) Lovin' life. Lovin' riding. It's a passion, only a few know and understand.

Please Pray For Her Daughter!
PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYER DEANNA'S BABY GIRL HAD TO HAVE EMERGENCY SURGERY YESTERDAY LETS ALL SHOW HER LUV AND KEEP HER IN OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THANKS BUNCHES COUGARBABY ~~Deanna~~Club F.A.R. ~~@ fubar (repost of original by '~COUGARBABY~JUST ME NOTHING SPECIAL~CLUB F.A.R~' on '2007-09-12 16:32:19')

How Funny Is Life Sometimes?
Isn't it funny how life throws you curveballs? FOr example have you ever known someone exsisted but just thought *yeah no we wont like eachother* and avoided them? I did that for the better part of 3 years eventhough said person is a friend of several of my family members. Then something utterly stupid and quite frankly childish kinda threw us together recently. I almost want to kick myself for being bullheaded for so long. She is really not so bad (yeah i just cant give a straight compliment sorry lol)and actually interesting to converse with. You know who you are and damned if you didnt get me to blog something other than jokes grrr!LOL anyways so ,other things in life... lets see. I'm currently planning a hawaiian birthday party for my youngest child. She will be 9 but for some reason am finding it difficult to find hawaiian desserts (other than smoothies & pineapple upside down cake) to add to the party. Anyone know any??? Things at home are status quo for those of you who k

Please Pray For Her Son!
BRANDON MCCAIN SHAMPOE To all my friends, Today I found out that my son Brandon has a mass on his brain. On Friday it will be determined whether or not he immediately goes in for chemotherapy. This little boy is my world. He means everything to me. All I ask is that you pray for him. PLEASE REPOST THIS --- EVERY PRAYER HELPS (repost of original by 'Bekah' on '2007-09-12 19:02:04')

Joke
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,

Slanger
Jennie21@ fub this chic and her man wishin 4 u are trying to get everyone mad at my friend, they caused her so many problems that they've both been arrested and have restraining orders on them , grow up people leave my friend alone

Hmmmnstuff
I guess I've basically severed my ties with my ex. It seems weird. It was something that was probably going to happen eventually. The stupid grieving thing is going to mildly affect me. Just because it's a change, and a loss. Even though I decieded it on my own. Too bad we can't just tell the natural cycles of things not to affect us when we made our own decision about it. It's weird to think about the beginning of the end. I think the end really began near the beginning. It all just slowly erroded from there over time. Somtimes 4 steps forward, 5 steps backwards. A long slow procces. Major events were her asking about something she didn't want to hear about, and leaving a comment on my page. I got pissed off, ( maybe overly pissed ) and it was like ok, fuck you... It's one of those things that's good in ways, and not so good in other ways. Like most things, there's always the up and down. Well, I guess not the up and down anymore, but the good and bad..lol But whatever.

Speed Trap Info Worth A Look
I thought it was good FREE info to pass on to everyone. Speed trap ID This is for real.....in much detail. Even to the description of the unmarked cars used for lasering and ticketing in all states. This is interesting. click on what ever state you want and then it will show the city or towns you want to view, click on which one you want to view see if you know any of them. You can see them in the cities in the U.S. or Canada. Very interesting. I had no idea this was available to everyone. Do you know the speedtraps in your hometown? The SpeedTrap Exchange is a site where visitors can post what they believe are speedtraps. The National Motorists Association cannot attest to the validity of these listings. They are individual postings from private individuals who believe a speed trap is in effect in these locations. JUST CLICK OR FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW http://www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

I Should Really Just Not Say Things Like That
The other day I was in someone’s office at work because I had to be there. This person likes to talk and talk and talk. Well I find a way to leave the conversation and then on my why out on their radio I hear a song I really like playing. So I say you know I really like this song just as a matter of passing. You know as if to say I really like sunny days. Well now this really simple comment has lead to a lot of analysis about why do I like that song and what does it mean to me. Well that is sort of personal question. So I say I just like it. It’s not an upbeat song but it isn’t all that sad, a little bit though. The song does have a special meaning to me but I’m not sharing. I’m not even going to say what it is here in this blog. I’m really sort of glad it wasn’t one of my really guilty pleasure songs like Hanson’s M-bop or something by Marilyn Manson like Beautiful People or Pepper by the Butthole Surfers. Now there are three bands you won’t see in the same senten

Rip My Beautiful Niece 9/11/07
for i have lost a very loved one in my life last night at 11pm who passed away to be with the great creator.my niece died last night who was 27yrs old.for i have both of my parents who are terminally ill and am worried very much about there health due to this great lose in our family..for i know you are not here this is for you.don't stand by my grave and weepfor i am not there i do not sleep i am a thousand winds that blow i am the diamonds glint on snow i am the sunlight on ripened grain i am the autumns rain.when you awaken in mornings hush i am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circle flight i am the soft stars that shine at night do not stand by my grave and cry i am not there i did not die.THE AMERICAN INDIAN PRAYER OH GREAT SPIRIT,WHOSE VOICE I HEAR IN THE WINDS,AND WHOSE BREATH GIVES LIFE TO ALL THE WORLD-HEAR ME-I COME BEFORE YOU,ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN.I AM SMALL AND WEAK.I NEED YOUR STRENGTH AND WISDOM.LET ME WALK IN BEAUTY AND MAKE MY EYES EVER BEHOLD THE RED AND PURP

Time And Reacton
TIME AND REACTION SOMETIMES YOU WONDER HOW TO SAY WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND BUT THE WORDS JUST DONT COME OUT. THEY WANT TO BUT YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW THEY WILL SOUND. CONSTANTLY RECITING THE WORDS OVER AND OVER IN YOUR HEAD AND WHEN YOU -WANT TO SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND YOU JUST CANT. FEAR OF REACTION OR FEAR OF SPEAKING OUT. WHY ? THERES REASONS THAT I KNOW FOR WHY I CAN NOT SPEAK OUT ITS EITHER THE TIME , OR THE REACTION THAT I DONT WANT. THE WAIT IS KNOWING THE TIME BUT NOT KNOWING THE RIGHT TIME IS WHAT BOGS THE MIND. EXPECTATIONS OF ONES REACTIONS ARE THE LEAST OF FEARS TO EXPECT WHEN THE FEAR YOU SHOULD FEAR IS WHAT YOU WILL MISS IF YOU NEVER SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID. THEY SAY TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE...... WHEN THE TIME TOGETHER IS SPENT TOGETHER THE ESSENCE BUILDS AT HEART, BUT DOES TIME WITHOUT ONE ANOTHER DOES IT FALL APART? DOES THE TIME APART MAKE ONE ANOTHER WANT ANOTHER MORE , CAUSE I KNOW BEING WITHOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE THERES NOT A DAY THAT GO

Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls vs. Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is w

Wrong Turn
WRONG TURN A LONELY STRETCHED ROAD IS WHAT LIFE HOLDS WHEN YOU MAKE A WRONG TURN. A LIE, A MISSED FACT OR EVEN SOMETHING YOU SHOULDNT HAVE OR SHOULD HAVE SAID. IF SAID IT CANT BE TAKEN BACK. THERE IS NO BOARD ON WHAT YOU SAID TO WHERE YOU CAN ERASE IT. WRONG TURNS OCCUR ALOT IN LIFE FROM THE WRONG CHOICES WE MAKE. NOT TURNING BACK SHOWS ALOT OF SELF CONFIDENCE BUT IT ALSO SHOWS STUBBORNESS. WHY SHOULDNT YOU JUST STOP THINK THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE THAT TURN YOU MISSED AND BE ON THE RIGHT PATH TO SUCCESS OR WHAT EVER THE END OF THAT ROAD HOLDS IN LIFE FOR YOU. IF NOT YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE GOING DOWN A ROAD OF SORROW AND LONELINESS AND STRAND YOURSELF IN AN OPEN AREA TO WHERE YOU JUST BECOME LOST. BEING LOST IS TO WHERE YOU CANT FIND YOURSELF AND NO ONE ELSE CANT FIND YOU. IF YOU CANT FIND YOURSELF HOW CAN YOU HELP YOURSELF? CHOOSE NOT TO DETOUR. WHY DETOUR ? ALL A DETOUR DOES IS MAKES A WAY AROUND AN OBSTACLE OR AN UNOPEN WAY. MAKE A WAY AND GO STRAIGHT PICKING UP EV

Woman In Heat
Woman In Heat by Bunny for her The heat of a woman rising in lust To bring flames to life turning lovers to dust The heat that can burn, scorch and sear When ever her lover gets too near But if they survive the flames The passion she shows will drive them insane Locked in a timeless ecstasy With no escape none they can see Would they want to run away? Diving in deeper with their soul they must pay Of all the passions of women unbound It’s the passion of lust that brings a lover down.

What Sucks
What sucks! WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU COME ON HERE AND WANT TO BE HEARD AND CANT WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU COME TO LISTEN AND NO ONE WANTS TO TALK WHAT SUCKS IS KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY BUT YOU CANT WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND YOU KNOW IT WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU BELIEVE AND NO ONE ELSE DOES WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE AND YOU DONT TAKE IT WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU HAVE NO ACTION TOWARDS REALIZATION WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU LET GO WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT GOING WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU LOVE AND CANT BE LOVED WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOU CARE AND CANT BE CARED WHAT SUCKS IS KNOWING AND NOT KNOWING WHAT SUCKS IS YOU COULD HAVE WHAT SUCKS IS YOU SHOULD HAVE WHAT SUCKS IS YOU WOULD HAVE WHAT SUCKS IS WHAT SUCKS SO WHO GIVES A @$%# THE ONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SUCKS ?

Surrender Aka My Epic Cluster-fuck
Surrender The white flag belittles the atrocities, Of stricken bodies between enemies at war. What distrustful nuance bring rational men, To this grunting war staved brute? Eyes, that once say brotherhood, Once raised skyward in prayer, Now determined to lie to waste, All it sees in man. Mother mourn, Seeking comfort, Seeking solace, In the times before ruin. I am guilty of the burden of hate, it, slips so easily over naked shoulders, Never do I ask why I wear this blood burden. I am the sins from all those wars, Sins of all that death, The living embodiment of self destruction. Standing on battle ground, Arms spread wide to carry my terror stricken voice. STOP! Like a great wave, False truce crashes on my shores of sorrow, The lone figure in a sea of red blooded anger. I have transcended form, born testimony, and found, Angelic Grace. Brother’s what lies you tell yourselves, In my name, For I am both goddess and Country. Do you seek to destroy me for

A Mind
A MIND !!!! A MIND WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS DESTINED TO A PATH WITH CORNERS OF A MAZE TRIALS OF A GAUNTLET WITH A MIND OF HAZE BLURRY MINDED WITH NO SIGHT OF DAYS LIMITED TIME WITH A FEELING OF GRACE OVERCOMING POWER WITH A MIND OF FAITH EMPOWERING ONESELF WITH SELFLESS FIBS ANNOINTING ANOTHER WITH GRACEFUL GIFTS STORMY MINDED AND A HEART OF DESIRE A FIERY WITHIN OF A REIGNING FIRE A BURNING SENSATION TO EMPOWER THE URGE COUNTLESS DREAMS TO PUSH A PURGE TO MAKE A STAND AND SET ONES PLACE A MIND WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO REACH WITHIN AND MAKE A STAND MASTER MINDED TO A FOOLPROOF PLAN EXPECTED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES A MIND CAN MAKE ITS OWN MISTAKES SO TO ENDUCE ONES KNOWLEDGE LISTEN WELL CAUSE IN THE END ONLY TIME WILL TELL A MIND WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

Week 2 Football Picks!
Here are the 4 games for this week. Remember that I need your picks in before sunday and I need the score for the monday night game only! Good luck! SUNDAY: INDIANAPOLIS AT TENNESSEE OAKLAND AT DENVER SUNDAY NIGHT: SAN DIEGO AT NEW ENGLAND MONDAY NIGHT: WASHINGTON AT PHILADELPHIA

Hey Neighbor!
Hey everyone check out Kingwood Yard Sales. You can get rid of all that stuff in your closet you don't need. I know you all have clothes you don't wear, stuff you don't use, and for those of you with kids- you KNOW you have stuff you need to get rid off. Turn your junk into some cash. www.kingwoodyardsales.com Just thought you guys would enjoy it! Thanks! Roxy

Just A Few Munites
He walked in the room and I dropped to my knees and removed his cock from his pants. I kissed the head a couple of times before I allowed it to pentrate my mouth. He moaned. I continued to lick, suck and nibble on his cock. I allowed his cock to bypass my tonsils and rest in my throat. He began sliding in and out of mouth. He speeds would increase and abrutly decrease. I moaned with excitement. I continued to allow him to thrust his cock into my mouth and down my throat. I rubbed his thighs, legs, back to his thighs and rested my hands on his ass. I continued to allow my mouth to massage his cock. I stopped and played with his balls with my tongue. He knees began to quiver and he leaned on me for support. I continued to suck and lick onhis cock. I tried to suck the skin off. WIth every moan he release the harder my suction was on his cock. I continued to slide my mouth from the tip to the base over and over allowing him to thrust himself in my mouth also. He pulled the back of my hair

Fridays At The Pentagon
Given the anniversary of 9/11 yesterday I wanted to share the following with ‘ya from a good friend: I’ve witnessed acts of honor, love, and appreciation among military personnel with honesty and patriotism in their hearts… I don’t often see or hear news about all that is really going on day-to-day over seas, but I’ve been there and seen some of it myself… A good friend of mine, also a veteran, clued me in on the following event that has been taking place every Friday morning at the Pentagon… You may have heard about this before, but I hadn’t heard about it until now… Friday Mornings at the Pentagon By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY - McClatchy Newspapers Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and Air Force personnel have given their lives in the terrible duty that is war. Thousands more have come home on stretchers, horribly wounded and facing months or years in military hospitals. This week, I'm turning my space over to a good friend and former roommat

I Want You
I Want You by Bunny For Her i know i can't have you, i know it's absolutely impossible, yet the collision of your lips, makes it so hard for me. i see you, and i burn in desire, i want you, i need you, i lust you. i hope you lust me too, yet you resist, your morals restrain you, the world could end tomorrow, and i want to have you, before it does.

Stuff
Today is one of those days where I'm not sure if I should cry or laugh. First off, I've lost 10 pounds which is great cause next summer I'll be wearing a bikini at 35 and lookin' HOT! lol Then there is my friend who has a best friend who hates me so now my friend isn't speaking to me which is a bunch of drama that needs to stop NOW!!!!! I could not meditate to save my life but I was able to do rewrites on the book I've been writing for years. Maybe I couldn't meditate was because I was being pushed to write. My fears of 9/11 were not fears of that at all, it was an inner fear of something I knew was happening and didn't want to admit too... I've known for a while a friend was moving out of state but I hoped like hell he wouldn't. His moving leaves me left to mourn a mutual friends death alone on each anniversary of his death... I found out today he's leaving for Florida the first week in October. I'm it, I'm the last of us to stay here... I wont lie, I'm going to feel

Fan, Rate And Add
I appreciate all who fan rate and add me, it helps us all level up and that's always cool. I also don't mind adding someone as a friend first when I come across them, but if you hit me up first and "check me out" go ahead and "Fan, Rate and Add me" I will take the time to look at your photos, stash and blogs and rate them. I dont mind at all. I even go back to people on my list of friends and hit up new pics for rating... I would appreciate when you do add me as a friend after I have requested go ahead and fan and rate me also. A few moments and clicks and it's done. Take the time and browse my stash I have a ton of photos in slide show. I also have added a few pics in my albums for you to see. If you look give them a rate or a comment I won't mind I promise. Also, be fair when rating, down rating because you don't like black and white photos or you cant see my eyes. Come on enjoy a photo that isn't a page full of my face and head tilted or smiling a different way. Variety and not d

Why Doesn't Women Give Good Guys A Chance?
Major question here: Why doesn't women give good guys a chance? I mean we do everything you all want. We are there for you. We listen to you and be strong for you when you need us the most. Yes we get told thank you from you for all we do but we never get our chance of being with you. We are always there being the one to comfort you and watch you go with the other guy. We don't say anything because we are your friend. I just can't figure out what women want. Do they want us to be an asshole because thats always the ones they choose to go with. When we do say something about it all. We are always told we are too nice of a friend that they don't want to date us because they don't want to ruin our friendship. So we are always in the friend zone. All we ask for is one chance to prove ourselves to you. Is that too much to ask?

Golf Anyone?
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to

Friend
head spinnin dont know what to do too much thinkin i'm getting dizzy again i'm goin around in circles makin the same mistakes twice need to stop reliving the past tryin to move on but i'm only holdin myself back dont want to give up on my dreams just cause of something you said not goin to give up now need to push myself harder one day things will get better but for now just keep makin me laugh cause one day you'll be gone and all i'll have are the memories that we made of good and sad times just remember that your the best friend i'll ever have.

Here's The Drill.........
I got a couple of message wanting to know why I haven't been on. Don't want to go into alot of details. I have had a lot going on of late in my real life, but what has been keeping me off of here is the fact that I have been very sick. I have a rash on 50% of my body and that which isn't covered by a rash won't stop itching. I'm not suppose to be out in the sun, now I know why? Some of my meds react bad in sun lite. I have always told people the sun is evil now I have proof. Plus I have been gaming more, when I'm not scrathing!! I will be back on when I get things worked out.

Touched By An Angel
we held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in fields and under trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river. So we walked through the wast where the shattered seasons lay, and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, " Death is a midnight runner". The sky had come crashing down like the news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like a unique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of as better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize the my ticket wasn't for two. I rode alone. You said

Don't Forget To Vote
Cannibal Truism A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.. Broiled Missionary: $10.00 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 - Grilled Republican: $100.00 - Baked Democrat: $100.00.. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day......" /photobucket.com" target="_blank">Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket">

Last Night Of Ampitheatre
THIS WAS MY PARTY CSTLE FOR 8-9 YRS ~~~~I MISS IT SO MUCH ....THIS IS THE LAST EVENING ~~~~~IM THERE ON THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR WHICH IS ELEVATED DANCEING WHAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME ...AND BLOWIN THE PHUCK UP ~~~ The Last night at the Ampitheater (part 2) after midnightAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Alright
cont. on previous mumm the one down side, I am getting serious mix signals. I seriously don't know what she is trying to say. like one moment it'll be like what I stated in the previous mumm, the next is well we are just friends. I don't want to ruin our friendship, but at the same time, I don't want to miss out on something more.

Irish Music Suggestion
I've been listening to a lot of Irish music lately and I've found this one band that I really like. They're called "Scythian" and they have some really excellent stuff. If you can't find it anywhere, ask me and I'll send you some of their tracks.

And You Wonder.............
Some days you have to take them as they come.........well I've had a lot of those lately......I was going to blog this yesterday but you'll find out at the end why I didn't. A little history.........if you have a 401k plan, your employer has to file a tax form that's called a 5500..........anyway, the company I work for recently found out that there were some problems with our 5500 and we needed to refile. Soooo....I'm on the phone at work with the people who are supposed to do this for us and they send me a list of items to send. Some I sent already but I had to re-do them so they were updated. In the midst of this, I am signing for courier delieveries of checks that I have called our clients about.........we did the work, they needed to pay up. I am a brilliant multi-tasker and yesterday was my day to do it to it. It felt like each time I sent the company who was filing the 5500 something that was on the list, they asked me for something that was NOT on the list in a for

Sometimes...............
YA JUST NEED TO SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL HEHE OK, NOW I FEEL A LIL BETTER. SMILES LOL.

First Time Rush Concert Experience.....
Saturday night I had the pleasure of seeing the band Rush in concert for the first time. To say it was a truly spiritual experience for me is not even doing it the total justice it deserves. It was AMAZING and as near to NIRVANA as I have been. Though I enjoy several different forms of music, I am a huge fan of drummers - power drummers to be more exact. It amazes me the skill it takes to play the drums well and since one of my best friends is a drummer - I have been fortunate enough to be able to watch a skilled drummer behind the variety of drums, cymbals, cow bells, etc. and no matter how many times I watch the drums being played - it still truly captivates me. I was pleasantly surprised when my friends and I arrived at our seats to find that I was directly in front of the drum kit though several rows back but close enough to see clearly without squinting. I told my best buddy John (who is the drummer I speak of above) that I will never be able to go to another Rush concert wi

I Wish I Were A Cucumber (poem)
I WISH I WERE A CUCUMBER I wish I were a cucumber Like the ones in her refrigerator The ones she chills Before she peels To give herself orgasmic thrills I'd watch the carrots cry As they get pushed aside They're not as big as I And they don't satisfy Celery never had a chance They don't get a second glance They'll never make it down her pants But I would . . . If I were a cucumber

Justice!
first off, for the full story of what happened check out the chapter titled "police harassment" I just got a call from the LT. in charge of the asshole officers that harassed me...... They were suspended 2 days each and required to write an apology to me. SCORE ONE FOR WHATS RIGHT IN LIFE! To all the cops out there intent on enforcing the letter of the law....... learn to listen to circumstances before you get on a power trip and be reasonable when the situation presents itself. The consequences of not listening or being reasonable could not only get you suspended, but humiliated in the process, or possibly worse. There are still americans out in this land that stand up for their rights and are NOT pushovers, If your reasonable, youll find most other people will be too...... Justice has been served!

Im Getting Married Tonight
I am getting Fubar married tonight to the love of my life, Robert. I am so excited and cant wait to become his fubar wifey. I hope people can come join us in our wedding ceremony. I am so happy. It is at the House of Dreams. At 11 pm est time. Hope to see you all there.

Last Weekend
I awoke 4 am Sunday morning to the sound of my roommate banging on my wall. My neighbors apartment was on fire. Within a few minutes mine was burning as well. See my photo album titled "fire water burn" for more images.

Ok All Kow Read This
we really need to find a time we all can meet or at least the biggest share of us .. any that cant we will fill in later please comment a time we can meet would love to hear all thought on what u think the family is about , what u like to see outta the family , any ideas to make it work smoother, and ideas on recruiting other members i have many ideas but none do any good with out everyones input

Control
Control It shows it's laughing face, It comes to me forcefully. I try to hide, There's no place to run. My eyes close with the impact, It settles in to my bones, And never fails to shake me. As this loneliness takes me over, It makes life not worth living. The drowning of my being, The loss of my hope, Pushes me toward perfect peace. This fight is an old one, To live with solitude. I claw my way through the pieces, My shattered life is all around me. To only have to fight again, Night after Night. ~~~~~Darkness~~~~

Hmmm Idk Fing Know
these ppl r in my contest come by and show em some love .. i dont know what else i can do to help em out .. i have told one of them many times over how to get help and i just dunno ... so if u got time stop by and bomb ur favorite pic and ty

If I Wrote The Greatest Love Poem
If I wrote the Greatest Love Poem Eric Ethan If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be love from the heart not from the book. If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be passion of love with the greatest kiss. IF I wrote the greatest Love Poem It would be of dreams of far away places to enjoy that no one heard of . If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be of hearts that flutter like butterflies flying in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be of the greatest hugs that last forever. If I wrote a love poem it would be to take that person hand and fly at night looking at the bright stars. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be the tales of the greatest kiss to make that person dance in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would a great ending holding that person hand and walking in the sun set feeling love in the heart. The End

B**** Stop Calling Me
[Hook:] Bitch stop callin me (bitch stop callin me) Bitch stop callin me (bitch stop callin me) Aint gon pick tha phone up (Aint gon pick tha phone up) Aint gon pick tha phone up (Aint gon pick tha phone up [Verse 1: (Parlae)] Bitch stop callin me Aint gon pick tha phone up, send ya to tha voicemail straight hang tha phone up Aint gon get yo hair did, bitch stop askin me Ya nails and ya toes fixed, bitch stop harrassin me' I buy a bitch a shirt gotta buy a bitch a hat I dont work at the zoo get this monkey off my back Ya say ya pregnant wit my baby, shit, I dont think so.... Bitch dat aint my baby, well I dont really kno I got what I wanted I dont need nuthin more So stop callin leavin message after message hoe! Bitch don't call me no more (why?) Aint gon pick tha phone up Treat her like a clothes hanger straight hang the phone up [Hook:] [Verse 2: (Buddy)] Ay, stop callin me bitch dis aint no chat line Blowin up my phone like a welfare hotline Thinkin Ima

Mantra
I tell myself (repeat the mantra) Don'tfallinloveDon'tfallinloveDon'tfall and hear your warnings over and over, but I know I can't won't don't want to control the places my heart will lead me. I have read the sketch of me inside pieces of you poured out in poetry - fuck the mantra if it feels like this inside me. I will go to take you to find places where the past is not a portent and if the future finds us falling then all I know how to do is fall and I you we will plummet and let the landing take care of itself. © All rights reserved

Military Rating Contest 2
Please show some love, and support our troops GOOD MORNING!! WELL IT HAS OFFICIAL STARTED!! YOUR BLAST CONTEST!! BEST OF LUCK TO EVERYONE AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR US!!! I AM GIVING YOU A LINK TO MY BULLETIN SO THAT YOU CAN REPOST IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE!!! THANKS AGAIN AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!! http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2407279754 ~WICKEDFRIEND (CELIA)

Grrrrr!!!!!!
damn I'm bored, I just wanted to post a blog to say that if I was talkin to ya earlier, my power was hout for over 2 hours cause some fool hit a pole around here, so don't think I was ignorin ya ok? Anyways Like I said Im bored, didn't do much to day, same shit, different day!!! Gawd that is gettin old, and BELIEVE me I'm tryin to change that!!!!! Msn it is sooo freakin hot here, we were over 2 hours with no air fans nothin, I think iM gonna take another shower, Georgia sucks sometimes, but I can deal with heat better than cold!!! I absolutely hate bein cold, its the southerner in me I guess. Well Im just rambling now, so Im gonna stop, Thanks for readin my crap! Lovers yall ~Lexi

No Concern.
You know, the one thing that REALLY hurts me is the fact that he doesn't call to check on our little man and see if he is okay. Tonight, he is out at a bar with no concern that his son needs diapers....knowing I have no money to go get them. He surely is not the person I thought he was. No concern about US (me and my kids and my mother that I was supporting) gets thrown out on the street, yet whenever I have suggested leaving this state, he threatens me with court. I don't have family to help me or go to so what the HECK does he expect me to do? My nerves are so shot right now, not sure how much more I can take. May God hold us in his grace and mercy.

A Boy And A Girl
A boy and a girl, the best of friends. From elementary to high school from beginning to end. Through all those years their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew. Each waking moment since the day they met. They both loved each other sunrise to sunset. He was all she had in her terrible life. He was the one who kept her from her knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love me?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number, he answered, "He

Poems
Rituals Waking up My eyes open; it´s quiet, no alarm, no ticking clock. The light blindens my eyes; I wonder, am I still of this world. I try to breathe, it´s hard, exhausting and demanding. Yes, I am still alive. I can hear the crackles and pops, feel my chest vibrating with every breath. I sit up in my bed, I can hear my mum in the kitchen. The children are playing outside my window, the sun is shining. I bend my knees and bow my head before the Lord: "Please Lord, I ask thee now, take my yoke and lift it high. I cannot bear the burden of this life, though yet another day of mine" My tears fall like raindrops through the sky, but there is no-one there to wipe them away from my pale skin. I sit on my bed again, my mum comes into my room. She sees my eyes, looks at me but knows there is not much she can do. She has got my aerosols and sits with me until I´m done. Without exchange of a single word, I make my way to the therapy bench. The beating starts, an en

Car Crash
Subject: car crash > >>> I rear-ended a car this morning. > >>> > >>> I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a > >>> REALLY bad day! > >>> > >>> > >>> The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! > >>> > >>> He was a DWARF!! > >>> > >>> > >>> He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" > >>> > >>> So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?" > >>> > >>> That's how the fight started.

The Best Sounding Media Player
Its FREE, and Spyware adware free! VLC Media player This is one of the best sounding players i tried. It 2x better than windows media player! they have a version for mac. and these OS * Windows * Mac OS X * BeOS * Debian GNU/Linux * Ubuntu Linux * Mandriva Linux * Fedora Core * Familiar Linux * YOPY/Linupy * Zaurus * SUSE Linux * Red Hat Linux * WinCE / PocketPC * Slackware Linux * ALT Linux Great if you like to listen to shoutcast radio A quick run down how to use it go to settings then prefs. then play lists then sevice discovery. Click on the word sevice discovery not the +. Make sure shout cast is checked off. Under view then play list. Then shoutcast, Double click on it. Double click on genre (70s etc) It shows stations playing but not songs. And as im playing with this for better sound go to Settings then extended GUI enable equalizer. To save equalizer settings go to settings then prefs. audio then filters then check off 10 band equalizer . And darn

Dark Nights
In the dark of the night when all is still I get the feeling there is someone near, In the dark of the night when I lie in my bed I sense there is nothing to fear. As the darkness envelops me I ponder and think About the time when he was with me, As the darkness envelops me I know I am safe As a presence of love I do see. The dark is heavy as it closes me in But my love waits and watches there The dark is heavy as I pull up the quilt He stands by to show that he cares. The night is a tough time when I lie there alone He will never be far from my side The night is a tough time when thoughts fill my head But he will watch me his time he does bide. In the dark of the night I will always feel safe Because I know my true love is close by In the dark of the night I rest with a smile Although he has passed our love will never die.

Learn How To Be A Pastafarian...
Learn how to be a Pastafarian. == Steps == #Realize that there exists a higher power #Understand that the higher power is none other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster #Wear pirate regalia as often as possible (pirates are divine beings) #All Prayers end with "Ramen" #Eat as much pasta as possible #Read and reread the gospel of FSM whenever possible. #Talk about the gospel of FSM with other Pastafarians. #Be Kind to others English speaking people. #DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism. == Tips == *#Understand that Pastafarians do not press their religion on others. *#Pastafarians DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism. == Warnings == *If you do try to convert others, stay away from Scientologists. == Things You'll Need == #~Pirate Regalia. #~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster #~Friends that Do not laugh at or make fun of you when you talk about FSM or Pastafarianism. == Sources and Citations == *http://www.ve

Dj The Great Destroyer
DJ THE GREAT DESTROYER KICKING OUT SOME BAD ASS TUNES AND TAKING ALL UR REQUESTS ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

Toilet Cleaning Instructions..
Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times… This provides a "power-wash and rinse" 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and run outside where it will dry itself off.

Dude Looks Like A Lady...or Vice Versa
Let me state this for the record: I AM A FEMALE. I have been since the day I was born. All of the parts of the female anatomy I currently possess have belonged to me since 1971. So why, why, WHY do people insist on referring to me as "he"? Or "sir"? And not just once but 2 to 3 times this week???? Yes, I am big. I am fairly tall for a woman (5'9")as well as being, shall we say, a hefty gal. And yes, my hair is short...not Demi Moore-in-G I Jane-short, or Susan Powter "Stop the Insanity" short, but just short. I'm at the deli counter on Sunday, and the person behind the counter asked who was next (which was me). Without really looking, the guy next to me points towards me and replies "I think he is". WTF?????? "HE"???? I'm sorry, I didn't have testicles when I walked in the door, do you know something I don't know? I will admit, since I wasn't working I had on an old Harley Davidson t-shirt and a pair of denim shorts, but c'mon....these aren't floppy man-titties swinging

The Teddybear(short Story By Me)
She sat on her bed, Tears covering her pail face, Her thick eyeliner, Now rivers of black, ran down her face, As she put the razor to her wrist, She was numb to what she was doing, As she pressed the razor deep in to her skin Blood started to seep out of the wound Her eyes glazed over with tears, she looked up To see a teddy bear sitting on the floor As she thought of all the things that Her ex, whom she received it form, had done She sat there on hr bed, Looking at the blood covered razor, She put down the razor, She picked up a hunting knife That was sat on her night stand, With the hunting knife in hand she walked towards the teddy bear Thrusting the knife into its fur, Thinking, this is for all the times he hurt me, For all the times I wished I could get away, For all the times I thought it would be better to dye For all the times I hurt my self with you in mind For all the times I wished my wrist

Sex Game
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet

What Color Should I Dye My Hair?
My hair that was light brown is currently this washed out brassy reddish/blonde color (hate it)from the sun bleaching the color out.What color do you think I should dye it? Light brown,dark,brown,blonde or red?Although,no offense,I really don't like red hair on me.Any opinions would be greatly appreciated.Thanks

Whoe' Counting
There have been 4,072 coalition deaths -- 3,773 Americans, two Australians, 169 Britons, 13 Bulgarians, one Czech, seven Danes, two Dutch, two Estonians, one Fijian, one Hungarian, 33 Italians, one Kazakh, one Korean, three Latvian, 21 Poles, two Romanians, five Salvadoran, four Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, two Thai and 18 Ukrainians -- in the war in Iraq as of September 12, 2007. The list also includes seven employees of the U.S. Defense Department. At least 27,848 U.S. troops have been wounded in action, according to the Pentagon, plus the 33 men and women that have died this month.

Tests On Friday
As some of you guys on my friends list know i am going into the hospital on Friday morning to have some test run. Have been having a few problems with my health these past few months. If things go well which i think they will i will be home that afternoon. If for some reason there is a complication i may have to stay in the hospital for the night maybe longer. I just wanted to say thanks to all that have wished me well and all the prayers that i have recieved from you guys, it means alot to me to know that i have met some really awsome pple and made some really good friends here in the time that i have been here. Thank you all so much and i will let you all know how things go. Love to all kat

Fucking Assholes!!
This is my venting blog. I have someone on my friends list that can't take a joke and should take a fucking chill pill. I said nothing to offend them and they decided to go off on me anyways. If I did offend this person, then you, my friend, should seek some help. I'm not going to blast this person out because that is not the type of person I am. Also, another thing that I am starting to get aggravated with is the people that are not on my friends list that insist on putting a fucking link in my damn shout box. They are either asking me to come to their fucking lounge(which I don't do lounges) or they want me to comment and rate their pic because of some fucking contest that they are in. If you don't know me and maybe ask me to help you first, I'll 9 times out of 10, help you. But when someone you don't even know shoves some link in my SB, I get a little pissy. Yes, I know that I can turn off my SB to people that aren't my friends but I don't like doing that because there are

Due In November
I was just letting those of you who know that I am due in November on the 14th. So I will not be around in November for a while due to taking care of my newborn daughter and my pain in the butt son. Just thought that people would like to share in the good news with my and my family.

Something Must Be
***I found this poem... this is who I am... this is what I have become... will this ever end? Medication doesn't help the pain that I feel deep down inside!!*** Something Must Be by Oblivious Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.

Masks
Come ill protect you i will hide you no one will find you here.... A voice in a young girls head tells her to go into the dark. Only thing that no one knows is that it becomes apart of you as soon as you step in... she felt here very soul become a part of the darkness she now stood in and she saw a figure walk away saying to her.. now your where i have been for years a voice will come to you and tell you how to escape you choose if its worth it i finnaly gave up... time has past and a voice finnaly came.. young girl before you i will show you every person you could become if you take them into the darkness they will stay here and you will be free... she knows how the pain felt and no matter how good the life looked she let them walk by.... she felt weak day by day the voice got louder and say her time was short it was time to give in.. she laughed and smiled she will never give up. one day a young man stopped and it seemed looked right at here.. she whispered for him to leave but he lo

Forgive Me Father
With blood matted hair and torn open flesh she walks into the church. Her nailless fingers smearing the walls. SHe drags her feet on the floor, as she makes her way to the confession booth. An inhuman twinkle in her frightened eyes. The preist stares at her, her sidelong smile liked with dagger sharp teeth. She snarls at him, causing him to falter, and lean away. She smirks wikkidly. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." A dager flashes in her hand, and across her throat.

Chlidren Of The 80's
Hello children of the 80's. Read this, it will take you back It's scary....very scary!!!!! Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school. Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo You played with 'My Little Ponies.' Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. You ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, Forever or Sweet Valley High. You know all the words to 'Ice Ice Baby'. You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. You wanted to be on 'Jim'll Fix It'. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. You wore one of those slap-on wristbands at somepoint...or heaven forbid one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat (Global Hypercolour) or one of those t-shirt rings on one side. You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be 'hip.' You had slouch socks and puff painted your own t-shirt at least once. You know the pr

Newest Family To Fubar
ATTENTION ALL New Fubar Family . AS OF TODAY THERE IS NEW FAMILY ON FUBAR. If You Are Interested In Joining Please Leave Me A Private Message ANYONE WANTING TO JOIN LEAVE YOU'RE LINK HERE OR IN MY BLOG OR On The OWNERS PAGE OR PVT MSG All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. You must take note of those that do not accept a Friend or Add or do not Rate you and report to one of the Owners, so that we may regulate and check members. We dont want to here that you dont Fan Add or Rate people. If there is another member for whatever reason you have a problem with you must address this to SweetBabyGirl. All current and new Members must do the following 1.Add Underground Den Of Desires To Your Name. We dont discriminate, you may also stay in your other families, but if your other families do not want it in your name, We will appreciate if you bow out of the family instead of being removed. You must have a SALUTE pic We expect you to regu

Friends
Finally lol got it done got everyone on my friends and family list rated and fanned wooooooo hoooo lol if for some reason i ahve left someone out please send me a shout and i will correct this oversight. love to all

Announcing Ozzfan.com, The Official Ozzy Osbourne Fan Club!
Are you an Ozzfan?? Announcing the brand new, Official Ozzy Osbourne Fan Club! Beginning October 18th, Ozzy is heading out on tour with Rob Zombie and Ozzfans will have the first shot at tickets through an exclusive presale. If you're an Ozzfan and you want access to tickets for this upcoming tour before the general public on-sale, PLUS an exclusive Ozzfan Tour Pack and much more. The first round of presales for three shows on the Ozzy tour go on sale TOMORROW, with another six presales beginning on FRIDAY! If you're not already an Ozzfan and want access to these presales and more

Dont Break It
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's

Perspective
Sometimes it does a person wonders to put down on paper or type how they are feeling about life and things in general just so they can come back to it later and read it with "perspective". Lately there is a pervasive sadness about me that I can't seem to shake. Perhaps its just that I work insanely too many hours, perhaps its that I have nothing in my life besides this place, perhaps its because I am feeling taken advantage of from most of the people I know in my life, from my child, to the insane boss, friends and men. Perhaps its that I'm 45 and realizing that half my life is gone and I dont have much to show for it. Maybe I need to be in "It's a Wonderful Life" mode to realize that I'm important to some people in my life because lately I dont see or feel it. I go through my day making other's lives comfortable (I work in hospitality in case you don't know that) and I believe in my heart they appreciate what I do, but they also forget that I'm truly not "wonder woman" . I n

My Crazy Thoughts Brought To You By Niki
Alot has been on my mind so I will just go with the flow and see what kind of mess I can come up with.. First off I will bring up something about last night that made me think.I was approached by someone that said basically hey that is my man.My response was EXCUSE ME.At first I was upset after realizing whom she was referring too,then I thought why am I upset.Yes I and this person had been talking and it would have been nice to see where it went,then I thought to myself.Why is this person so insecure that she felt the need to tell me that was her man.A man she has never met.I am a firm believer that yes you can develope feelings for someone but it just is not a realtionship until you meet.I have seen so many say they are so totally in love with this person and that it is a mutual feeling between the two,then they meet and it is like oh shit..Then it makes me wonder..mmm where did the undying love go.The unconditional love that you can't seem to live without,then you meet and its ov

Open Apology
Hey folks, I know I haven't been as responsive as I normally would be or, in fact, should be and for that I apologize. My schedule at work has been turned inside out and I'm dealing with some changes there that have me jumping thru some flaming hoops for the next couple of weeks. Be patient with me, and I'll get back to all of you just as soon as I can. Thanks :D

I Want You
Makes me think of my darling... ;) I want to feel my body glide across the texture of your skin I want to drink of your eyes, and throw myself in I want to soar to the edge of you & jump off your brim Carve my name across your heart, and let no one else in I want YOU I want to inspire every smile that drips across your face Bring me to your primitive hell, I'll hand you a saving grace Tell me your fantaisies, lets do them... one by one Then we'll lay exhausted, in the brilliance of the sun I want you Dine upon my flesh, I'll set a table for you If you hunger for more I'll heat up my soul for you When night comes along, I'll lay you in sheets of silk and whisper, I want you God I need you: to see you to taste you to breathe you Fuck! I'm on fire I crave I hunger Desire Oooh I want you Pin me down I wont make a sound Yeah...I want you Ravish me slowly, into the ground When we breath too much, too hard, too long When you've torn at my mouth, too quic

Leg Update
I went today for my appointment at the wound care center. Basically what they think is happening is that the skin is growing over the wound, faster than the wound can heal. Then my body is killing the new skin growth. So what happened today is they gave me 6 shots directly in the wound, after giving me some of that wonderful, I don't give a fuck laughing gas, they surgically removed the skin in that area. Then they gave me some type of treatment that was supposed to soothe the pain. I'm still waiting for the soothing. The great part of this is that I have to start going twice a week and having this surgery process done. Yes, I am in serious pain. Yes, I may turn bitchy very quickly. But the biggest yes is that you all have been great in asking about me and keeping up with what's been going on. Just a reminder.....if you don't have a tattoo yet, and you're considering getting one....please have just a small test area done of the colors you will use and wait 48 hours before ge

Swearing At Work
SWEARING AT WORK POLICY It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of Language will no longer be tolerated. We do however; realize the critical importance of being able to Accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information Can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm cert

Worst Enemy
I guess life is a weird thing...... all it takes is one person to f*ck it up. One person to hurt you and you are never the same. You can never trust again, believe again or love the same way again. You are always thinking about the one person who f*cked it up. And of course yourself... what did I do wrong? what can I do for it to not happen again? was I really that bad? ..... and so on..... You are your own worst enemy...... The only person who can make something out of mud.....

Broken Heart
This has been the worst absolute few weeks that I can remember. I was working for 7 years at our local hospital and got let go. My little man's father had only just moved in with us for a couple months and once he found out I had no job, he abandoned us for the most part. I was in love with him but he did not love me. We have a beautiful son together and I am just flabber gasted that he could just leave and then when he does come around, it was like I wasn't in the room. He speaks to me condensendingly and tells me EVERYTHING is all me and my fault. I am not that kind of person. I took him in when he needed help and helped raise his 13 year old son and this is how he treats me. So, I am here trying to meet people to talk to....have fun with.....and forget about him. I don't want someone that could do something like that. I have no car....it belonged to him and is an old car with over 200,000 miles on it. I'm going to lose my home we live in and my other two kids now.....we a

A Strange Day ~ Surrounded By Aliens...
I woke up this morning expecting the worse, much like I always do...I usually wake up hoping the day will pass quickly as I expect the normal everyday routines of fighting with teenagers, feeling like crap, having my "boyfriend" treat me like a stranger who never wants to do anything, my best friend treat me like he hates me, my ex belittling me and a crying baby to take care of? Have I forgotten anything oh yeah usually a couple calls from my mom reminding me what a crazy mess my life is and why cant I be more like my perfect sister and brother...I guess that about covers it all .. I woke up this morning dreading the day ahead, to top it all off its my Dad's B-day which should be a happy day but seeing as hes been deceased for over half my life I never do much on his birthday but sit and cry and look at pictures of him all day...Not today while I thought about him I had this feeling like he was with me the whole day giving me some sort of strength and power to live..it was weird and

Swearing At Work Policy
: SWEARING AT WORK POLICY SWEARING AT WORK POLICY It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of Language will no longer be tolerated. We do however; realize the critical importance of being able to Accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information Can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do

Hey Y'all
HI everyone..Im sure most of u have heard Im home Im just very sore. The arm tumor was removed with ease . but the hip was much bigger and deeper than expected and took almot 2 hours alone. So it hurts to sit or walk or lie down on the right side, But Im ok. I still wont be one a lot til i heal a lil more but ill check in periodically...Thanks to the ones wo sent get well wishes! I love ya much and i appreciate it!!! ~*~HUGS N KISSES~*~ Mel

Games
Do anybody know why so many people are playin so many GAMES on this FUBAR. I got on so I could catch up with old friends & maybe meet new ones. But this SHIT is crazy, I'm a GAMER. I play PS3 & XBOX, THATs IT! Some people on here are stright trippin, on some other shit. I'm a laid back guy, who likes to go out every now & then & have a drink. All this other shit is CRAZY. I don't no whats worst, Yahoo 360 or Myspace. Now I got on here & WOW just WOW. Maybe some of these people need to STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER! NO drama & GAMES HERE! DAMN, can we just grow up & stop wit the GAMES....... (send me comments or replys)

Have You Forgotten
I hear people saying we don't need this war I say there's some things worth fighting for What about our freedom and this piece of ground? We didn't get to keep 'em by backing down They say we don't realize the mess we're getting in Before you start preaching Let me ask you this my friend CHORUS 1 Have you forgotten how it felt that day To see your homeland under fire And her people blown away? Have you forgotten when those towers fell? We had neighbors still inside Going through a living hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden Have you forgotten? They took all the footage off my T.V. Said it's too disturbing for you and me It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say If it was up to me I'd show it every day Some say this country's just out looking for a fight Well after 9/11 man I'd have to say right. Chorus Have you forgotten, how it felt that day? To see your homeland under fire And her people blown away Have you forgotten when those

My Nipple Reacts
In the mirror I gaze and see my large well formed breasts reflect back to me. I admire their shape and how well they are holding up for my age of 46. I move closer to the mirror and do a visual inspec- tion of my pink nipples. With my finger tips I lightly run circles around my right nipple. I feel the sensation run through my breast and body from the immediate sexual satis- faction that I can detect. With my fingers I pinch the nipple as it now grows as I get aroused. The pinch is light and I then alternate it to a stronger and more of a painful pinch ... but it feels so good. I now reach up and lightly run circles around my left nipple as I continue to pinch my right nipple. Both of my nipples are hard and erect and begging to be pinched. I oblige to their requests and pinch both of them in unison hard and hold for several seconds. The pain that the pinch produces sends strong sensations of lust to center of my loins. I feel moistness form deep inside

Today Our Nation Saw Evil. - Pres. George W. Bush, September 11, 2001
Today our nation saw evil. - Pres. George W. Bush, September 11, 2001 Sure we did. What happened that day was not simply misfortune, or life's inevitable downside, or the blind working out of probabilities. We all believe that it was an event different in kind, not just degree, from the world's everday woes. It was more than merely bad, or even very, very bad. The earth moved, if slightly, beneath our feet. It was evil. Evil! Like a zombie back from the grave, it arose--a word many of us had long ago relegated to Sunday sermons, video games, and horror flicks. Even as it fell from our lips, it gave off a quant, tinny sound, seemingly so out of place in an age that worships science and business and...maybe golf. But of course it is not out of place. Evil is not old-fashioned, was never gone, and--depending on your religious bent--will never go away. Far from being exotic, it's among the most common elements of everyday life. Just consider how many toddle

Time Comes & Time Goes
Time comes and time goes, days pass and fade away, true love should be hear to stay, but 90% of the time it fades away too, always leaving you feeling so blue, a love lost is a love never to regain, it fell apart because of the stain, when two path finally cross one another, it should make you sutter, for thats a gift like no other, take the chance to see where they lead, romance might be the seed, the worst that could happen to you, is both paths will part one another too, dont feel blue for that time was true, for a brief moment they belonged to you, your heart may weep and you may cry, its never worth wanting to die, so many friends are out here to stay, carring for everyone in my special way, love may be a gift made from above, or its the pain when you are pushed and shoved, true friendship is unconditional but true, they will leave the littlest of clues, truely they are the ones here for you, dont block the goodness you have inside, please dont ever let i

They Deserve The Best!
Today has been a busy day and part of it involved visiting a Vet's hospital. One of my parishioners had surgery yesterday and I stopped up to visit him. We had a great chat and he was able to report he's recovering ahead of schedule. As I was leaving one of the nurses asked me if I had time to visit one other family and patient. The nurse explained the man was dying of cancer, his family was with him and he was just lingering on in pretty bad pain. He had been told nothing more could be done and insisted they do more. Since, I was actually ahead of schedule, I went in to the room of this WW2 veteran. His family all gathered him as cancer was wearing him down from a 200+ pound man to 97 pounds. This once towering strong man lifted a frail, boney arm to shake my hand. I explained that I am a pastor and he opened his eyes, looked up weakly and said, "I'm glad to see you, cause I have some questions." He instructed his family to leave as I sat down and when he was sure they were

The God Of Death
I can see the sorrow in your eyes, Turn away from all your pain, I have come to wipe away the lies, And leave you all alone again, There is no way out of here, You cannot run away, I have come to make you disappear, And fade, just to fade like the day, You have fallen from my grace, But still I come to ease your anger, I will wipe the frown from off your face, And chase away the danger, Life isn’t as easy as you thought, I have seen your success, And all the losses that you fought, I have witnessed every moment of your distress, But it doesn’t matter you see, I have come to give you what you crave, I have come to set you free, And hand you a silver grave, Come lie down amongst my shadows, And sing within the darkness, Watch the life that comes and goes, In the pitch of my blackness, Take my hand my dearest friend, Come lend me an ear, Let me take you to the end, There is nothing to fear, I will protect you tonight, I will protec

Another Friends I Am Bombin Also
I have joined this contest for HOTTEST DJ ON FUBAR. The contest ends on Sept. 18th... It is a rates/comment contest....If you could click the pic and rate me that would be great....feel free to leave comments if you wish.... all support is GREATLY APPRECIATED

My Last Life
On the final day of my last life she came to me teary torn teetering between the things she had and those she had to have and I was on the side for which she reached. Just as she was turning back I brought myself to her and broke the ice with the kind of kiss I write about but rarely touch to a woman's lips her hips came closer and she wilted into me - no fireworks no ice no fire only she and I in a world that faded away until all that we could see was tomorrow could feel were waves hearing only the steady syncopation of two pulse beats becoming one. I have danced with her each night every day since we found each other were reborn into this fresh fantastic Eden. © All rights reserved

Lyrics
This world was never worthy But how can I call it unfaithful Every promise was fulfilled As decay crawled from it's throat Like the dead rising from an open grave Lips of splendor and tongue of deceit All dying now as our fragile wrists hold only waste Like those gasping for their last breath We cannot hide there's nothing left If All my sorrow has led me here Then I would cry all of my tears To have this chance again And know there's more than this And know there's more than you Like those gasping for their last breath We cannot hide there's nothing left -As I lay dying

The Flower
This is a little story I wrote for someone I think is very special. I thought I'd post it for everyone to read. Feel free to leave comments both good and bad. Hope you enjoy! Once upon a time there was a flower. This flower lived in a clearing in the middle of the woods. It was purple with white speckles and liked nothing more than to have the sun's rays caress it's petals all day long. Each morning anticipation would fill this flower as it yearned for the first gentle ray to touch it's petals and spread over it's body. On this particular morning the flower was counting the seconds until the sun's rays washed over it but something was wrong! The sun didn't reach it today. The flower looked around concerned but didn't notice anything different today from any other day. The flower stretched up hoping to encounter the calming ray of sunlight but it was no where to be found. Alarmed now and thinking the sun might never touch the flower again, the flower noticed that one of the

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's

Non-point Whoring Contest
Alright this bulletin is about random people, every week I'm going to do the Shwing and Surprise Buttsecks award. The first week is two people chose randomly, every week after that the winners get to nominate two people for the prizes, one for each award. I will blog the selections in their own blogs, just comment the blog of the person you want to be the winner(no points that way). The winners get the next whore out. So this weeks winners (chosen by me): NinjaStars@ fubar Shwing goes to: Surprise Buttsecks goes to: Spankabish!@ fubar This non host point whoring contest is brought to you by the letter S S is for Shwing and Surprise buttsecks The host is Bats of course Pydc Bats@ fubar

Wow This Is Sooo Me....
Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching My attention span done turned off I'm honed in on that angel singing Up there in the choir loft She's got her daddy's money Her mama's good looks More laughs than a stack of comic books A wild imagination A college education Add it all up it's a deadly combination She's a good bass fisher A dynamite kisser Country as a turnip green She's got her daddy's money Her mama's good looks And look who's lookin' at me Her second cousin was my third grade teacher I used to cut her grandma's grass Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows Golly did she grow up fast She's got her daddy's money Her mama's good looks More laughs than a stack of comic books A wild imagination A college education Add it all up it's a deadly combination She's a good bass fisher A dynamite kisser Country as a turnip green She's got her daddy's money Her mama's good looks And look who's lookin' at me Lord if you got any miracles hand

Yay
OMG OMG OMG >..< LOL I AM SO EXCITEDED....HEHE I AM LEAVING FOR MESA AZ LIKE THE 25TH OF THIS MONTH...WOW EXCITEDED HEHE SO YEAH IM LOOKING FOR FRIENDS A PEOPLE WHO WANNA HANG OUT SO YEAH LET ME KNOW WHO U R HEHE OMG IM SO FREAKIN EXCITEDED LOL I ALSO HAVE MYSPACE.,.SO IF U HAVE MYSPACE HIT ME UP SOMETIME.... www.myspace.com/rainbow13dreams .... yay okie anywho and i have yahoo luckiehaslove13bad add me their if u wan too...okie anywho g'ngith all im go dream bout AZ yay!!!!!!!!!

Cigarettes
So between being on my period being pretty generally stressed and my lack of nicotene even the smallest things are seriously upsetting me. I am in desperate need of a cigarette and ryan's attention which over the last few days has been notably waning giving me to think that he's rethinking this whole deal. Of course it helps my nerves not at all that he's about to venture home into the arms of lots of very pretty girls just itching to sleep with him. . . Yep its a maddening and stressful business and the only thing thats made it easy thus far is the amount of nicotene I ingest each day and as today that has been none and normally he would have called me 45 minutes ago. . . I'm having a crazy moment. . .God I want a cigarette . . . .

Post 9-11
I remember this day well, and all its somberness for those that perished. And in the days/weeks after that, I saw a unity amongst strangers that I had never seen before. Everywhere I went, this sudden awareness and compassion for the fellow man, this bond between everyone, in the wake of what had been done to "us" as a whole. Traffic problems subsided with cars yielding to others and not raging on each others bumper. People in the grocery line would say "go ahead sir, you have only 3 items and I have a cartful". People waved, spoke and acknowledged each other on the street despite being total strangers in this large metropolis. Inner city youths even took a reprieve from shooting one another daily. I saw many random acts of kindness, and suddenly all the differences and the walls between us within our borders seemed to come down. And I remember wondering "how long will this last? How long before this unity wears off, and we all settle back into our self servedness and complacency?"

Lyrics
It's been a long night waiting to sleep the day away and it's been A long time coming along with me every step of the way oh confinement Binds you and nothing scares me nothing thrills me I've fooled myself Into believing that nothing ails me nothing kills me and stagnant time Is a breeding ground for regrets and wrongdoings and resolutions take Their time that's if they even come at all always seeking redemption Through the echoes I've listened and still came up missing these Wounds will heal and nothing can stop me now -Darkest Hour

Love
Turn On Your Volume.They'd go to the beach, hold hands, collect shells, and make sand castles. Even though they were young, this was the start of something new. One day after Mandy's 6th birthday, Billy came up to her and asked "Will you be my girlfriend?" and she said yes. They sat there by the pond and they promised forever.They hugged, they kissed, and their parents knew they were perfect.Every day as they grew older, their love kept growing stronger.They became teenagers, and they loved each other more than ever.They spent their summers together,they had sleepovers, they were the best of friends, and more than anything, they were lovers.They loved everywhere,even if they were miles apart.It was perfect. Years passed and passed and finally, they got married.One day, after Billy got home from work, Mandy had some breaking news:she was pregnant with a baby. On June 22nd, she gave birth to a beautifu

My Neck, My Back, My Neck And My Back.. Or Attack Of The 3 Year Old
I was at work and my boss decided that I was going to be someones buddy. A new child in the early Pre School room was having some issues with biting and hitting. He understands NO english so why not make him Ms. Mindi's friend, right? I was his friend for an hour. When that hour was up, the director came to get him from me. When he saw her come into the office, he decided to try to climb up me like a cat up a tree! This kid weighs like 50 lbs. In order for me not to fall I had to grab him and pull him up in order to put him down. This resulted in me suffering from a severe strain and back spasms. Also resulted in a nice workman's comp claim. Yeah, I really love my job. Now, I am really loving my drugs. My drugs and I are going to la la land right now. Catch ya on the sober side.

Calories
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories... REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard... 3 calories ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced... 6 calories Inexperienced... 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS Bouncing... 7 calories Sliding around... 9 calories Serious skidding... 12 cal

Take Me As I Am
This is Sooo Me right here Its just what I want. Baby, don't turn out the light I wanna see you look at me Whisper only truth tonight Not just promises and empty fantasies I don't need a bed of roses 'Cause roses wither away All I really need is honesty From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am Baby, I need for you to know Just exactly how I feel Fiery passions come and go I'd trade a million pretty words For one touch that is real I don't need a bed of roses 'Cause roses wither away All I really need is honesty From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am

Lyrics
With a thousand words to say but one And to reflect is to regret throwing it all away and apathy my one way Street it took so much from me separated by this divide I created Through my fears and in your tears you tried to show blind eyes and Tell deaf ears if we can make it through the landslide standing we'll Lift each other up to see the bliss on the horizon been looking In from the outside lately I've seen who I used to be and it's not me And we can keep healing and we can keep holding on I just want to take You where our time won't be waste anymore through the mountains on the Water we'll stay engulfed in one another and when I can wake up to see the Sunrise in your eyes and we'll finally be free I'll know I've made it home so lets go out west And bask in the overcast and walking through the rain we'll see the Beauty in life again -Darkest Hour

When The Assassin Dies
I never heard anyone, So how can you be here? How can you have crept past my senses? How can you be so near? I never felt a thing, So how did your fingers touch my skin? How did you lift away my mask? How can you be so far in? I never saw even a shadow, So how did you creep by? How did you get inside my mind? How did you make me cry? Why are you here? You know you shouldn’t be, Why are you so confident now? Do you no longer fear me? Perhaps I have lost my touch by keeping you far? Is that what made you move forward, Is that what made you blind to my actions, To the face that is hideously clawed? I never heard your breathing, I never heard you open the door, I never felt your fingers touch my face, All I saw was a shadow fall across the floor, I heard only the whisper in my ear when you bent over my sleeping form, Even though my eyes snapped open it was already too late, Your knife pierced my flesh and my heart, And then you kissed m

What Type Of Pussy Are You
1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category. Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great. Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it. 2. Cheap Pussy Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off. Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this. Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get marrie

In This Dream
I wonder when or if she'll fall to me the rest of the way. I dreamed her wrapped around me squeezing desperate for this moment not to end for my lips to hers laying hands to heal the pain of too much past and finally finally finally making love. In this dream the door held back everything of danger while we, inside, impassioned, mixed like waves mix with sand clouds dissolve to mist to air become the very breath we draw. Where I was hard she softened me and held me safe inside slept upon me,as I, awake, looked through the infinite ceiling into the very mantle of this new heaven. © All rights reserved

Hugs
A Hug Certificate for You! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the

To My Family,friends & Others ...
Please do not Add me as a friend if your going to ask me " Can I see your dirty pics ?" Its a nakie boob picture I'm sure everyone has seen boobs before lol.... My family only gets to see those pics ! why you may ask ? Those are the people I feel that I have a close connection to!!!They have taken the time to get to know me and rate/comment/fan ME... They talk to me everyday or just about ! So Please stop asking ! If you wanna be friends then thats cool, If I feel like adding you to my family I will.. I am here for friends not to look at nakie pics I can look at porn for that !! ps. Much luv to my true friends and family ~*Hugs & Kisses*~

This Is A Unique Personality Test
This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html">

"here To Stay"
This time, taking it away I've got a problem, with me getting in the way, Not by design So I take my face and bash it into a mirror. I won't have to see the pain (bleed, bleed) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm not a whore. You've taken everything and, oh, I cannot give anymore. My mind is done with this, Okay, I've got a question. "Can I throw it all away?" Take back what's mine So I take my time, guiding the blade down the line Each cut closer to the vein (vein, vein) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm no

Not An Invitation
don't know about the rest of you but when i check out or rate someone's profile and/or pics, it's being nice or that i think it looks cool and interesting. i'm here to make friends and so far i've found some pretty cool people on here. then there's the some that have been creeping me out. just recently i was given a shout to someone that i just checked out cause i was bored. that person messaged me in my shout box. which is fine until they wanted my yahoo id just so they could show me their excitement from watching a porno. heeellllooooooooo. that is not why i signed up. i was getting a tad bit bored with myspace and saw my r/l bro on this site and decided to give it a try. so far i'm enjoying it better than myspace. but i am NOT on here for that type of attention. if i wanted that, i'd go to a damn chat room. so let me make this clear, i'm only on here to meet new people and for friends. that is it.

Here And There
I can see my life from here, And it’s so lonely, I’m lost and all alone, Fate will not give me company, I try so hard but the pieces slip through my fingers, It seems I’m made out of sand. I can still see myself from here, I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere, There is nowhere for me to go, With no one to hold my hand, I look so hard but I can’t find myself a reason, I can see my path from here but still I need a map, I will always see my life from here, It’s all so stationary, I’m not moving at all, It’s so very hard, When fate won’t deal your card, But I don’t care because I can see just fine from here, And it’s better than being over there.

Honesty Is The Best Policy
Except apparently when dealing with people. Man, I'm here about half an hour and already I see just how shallow some people can be. __________________________________________________ Copied from my shout box: A member I choose not to name: okay so I guess you need to learn the hard way A member I choose not to name: so members like 10 or 11 if you are vip A member I choose not to name: i'm just asking because you are about to catch alot of hell if you start rating people like that. I did it when I first started. Its called a downrate and it messes up your overall rating A member I choose not to name: did you mean to rate me an 8? __________________________________________________ Grow up, darlin'. Truthfully, an 8 was generous. Had I known anything about your personality, I'd have rated you lower.

Thank You All Again
I want to thank everyone who helped me make my Happy Hour a huge success. Also i have added a load of new pics in most folders but for some reason no one is getting alerts so feel free to drop by and have a look and rate :) Luv all my friends and fans, my Family is awesome. WiKid - i know you'll read this, you're great :p Daz - i love you sweetie Ok now go do your thing :p Shell xxxxx

Quite An Analogy
QUITE AN ANALOGY I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous Flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above The table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .... Everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out Of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squa wked and screamed at all hours of the day and Night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over The patio. Soon

"freak On A Leash"
Something takes a part of me. Something lost and never seen. Everytime I start to believe, Something's raped and taken from me... from me. Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light) Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I) Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light) I try to every night, all in vain... in vain. Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it's my life I can't taste. Sometimes I cannot feel my face. You'll never see me fall from grace Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me. Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the light) Feeling like I have no release. (So do I) How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light) Nothing in my life is free... is free Chorus Boom na da mmm dum na ema Da boom na da mmm dum na ema GO! So...fight! something on the... dum na ema Fight...some things they fight So...somethi

One Day More
.... and aparently it's getting closer huh? today i went to take my title degrees translated, and all made official :) and then when i came home it was raining a LOT! huge storm we are having, yes, it's still raining, that's why i have been the whole afternoon/evening on and off well i have been reading my german classes books, and i feel like i remember everything, but still, tomorrow i'll take time for this again tomorrow :) what other thing? ah it's getting closer to the 24th :D more excited more and more! (yes i'll have internet there so no worries!!!) *hugs*

Grrrr...pissed
K SO IM PISSED AND WANTED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST....MY BDAY IS OCT 21..IT FALLS ON A SUNDAY SO I IM GONNA GO OUT SAT NIGHT AND DO SOME THANGS WITH FRIENDS OF MINES....SO I JUST TALKED TO MY PARENTS AND THEY HAVE TO DO SOMEONE ON TH 20 WITH MY SISTERS THEY R DOIN MODELIN THAT DAY SO NOW I GET SCREWED OUT OF SEEIN MY FAMILY CUZ THEY R GONNA BE GONE AND IM GONNA BE TRASHED....ITS FUCKED UP DAMN THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPINS AROUND MY BDAY DAMN I MEAN ITS MY DAMN DAY...I KNOW MY BDAY IS THE DAY AFTER BUT LIKE I SAID IT FALLS ON A SUNDAY AND NOTHIN IS OPEN THAT DAY...ITS BAD ENOUGH I DONT GET TO ENJOY MY SELF LIKE I SHOULD BUT FUCK....ITS MY FUCKIN DAY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Something I Feel Strongly About
I am making this blog because it is something i feel strongly about. I am an education major and while i may not agree with some of the things that the states and the nation have ruled for the school system i will defend it and teachers. To all the parents that read this. If your child's teacher says DO NOT BRING CUPCAKES OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THE CHILD'S BIRTHDAY.. then don't.. don't argue about it or anything there are reasons.. 1) food allergies. some students can't have sugar.. some can't have eggs.. others can't have chocolate... some people can't have dye.. Its a safety issue.. how would you like it if your child was in a classroom and ate or drank something s/he was allergic to? 2) time constraints.. this is a biggy.. yes it might only take 30 minutes to throw a little party for their bday.. but guess what... most subjects are taught in 45 minutes... multiply that by 30 children (which is around what most classes have now...) that is a lot of time taken out of your ch

9-12-07
Your good energy makes people much more likely to take notice of you -- and it's all positive attention! You may get singled out for praise at work or have an easier time meeting new singles. ------------------------------------------------- Hmmmmm well hello ladies:)

Men Will Now Be Subject To
a short two question quiz when they add me. First question: Did you read the profile? Second: Did you watch the video in the stash (which, by the way, the profile directs people to do). If I don't get either a shout or a mail saying yes to both within ten minutes, add requests will be denied. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm sick of being inconvenienced myself. Thanks Sin

Woo Hoo Did It Again!
Made it on GM Blogs with one of my photos. Check out which photo they picked this time. GM FYI Blog: Photo of the Day: '64 Cadillac The Big 429s Classic Rock Radio www.thebig429.rocks.it Take this Music with you with WMP ITunes Realplayer Use this if above server is full, Need Winamp Vlc or Foobar For Dial up Need Winamp VLC or Foobar

I Give Goood Head
From the top of the shaft, to the base and the balls. No DICK is too BIG or 2 small. I give good head. Make ur toes curl, and ur body shake. All this mouth, you can not take!!!! I give Good Head. I'll have u sucking ur thumb, when im done, curled up in the fetal position, not knowing how long you been missing......out that is!!!! I give good head. Nice and spity slurp, slurp slurp, I wont stop til that dick jerk. I give good head. The pressure intense, the suction is too great, u cant take it.....ur about to faint. I give good head!! Sucking and sucking, again and again. I wont stop til I cave ur forhead in......I give good head. Cum in my mouth, or cum on my tits....pleasing you is my only wish.....I GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!!

Blast
we shall see what kind of response i get, i have like 2 days left of vip, so i wont be able to post anymore pics, but if someone buys me a blast before it runs out, i will take very naughty pics for his eyes only so if you are interested just buy the blast, ill take care of the rest

X'wife Back Again
Omg WTF can I do to keep my X wife away this week she been bugging my family to get in touch wtih me and even came home to find a note on my Door where Her Dad had been by geez over a few pics I took b4 she and i was married of where we was in a car wreck .. i had already sent em to her month or so ago .. seemed ,lioke she was hinting aroung again like she was then .. ugh I admit she and I had our Fun but ..ugh when ya think about the old Bs went through prior to divorce well makes a cold shower way more appealing .. well had to talk wtih her and spend some time with her .. talk about the court case she was needing the pictures for ..meanwhile I hope I am not called as a witness in the case . any How I Hope i have her out of my hair for good . now .. if its on the market I need a can of X spouse repellant .. got something that works let me know please !!1

Party Tonight For Birthday Of Time Will Kill Us Aftar All
woo whooo we are gonna celebrate an INTOXICATION local's birthday tonight all ladies should come cause there will be an auction off for a man for services of pleasure and company for the night... romance blooms and a local gets a year older. come show him some love on his page women... he'll love that!!! come join him at INTOXICATION for a kick ass night of great people great fun great conversations and great music... and to celebrate his birthday OH HELL YES... WE ARE HAVING A KICK ASS PARTY FOR THE BIRTHDAY BROTHA... AND WELL WE ARE ALSO HAVING AN AUCTION OFF TOO.. FOR ALL THE LADIES SO THEY CAN GET A GUY ALL ALONE AND HAVE FUN WITH THEM... SO HERE IS SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON AUCTION.... OH HELL YES INTOXICATION LUCKY MEMBER 69 OH HELL YES INTOXICATION NEWBIE MEMBER join one of INTOXICATION DRINKING LEAGUE MEMBERS Drinking League Member PATTY COME JOIN THEM AND PARTY HARD TONIGHT. AND IF YOU WANT SOME WOMEN COME PARTY WITH THEM come here a

Flirting With Her Eyes
Flirting With Her Eyes by Bunny For someone special they look like they're flirting but then i have no claims on the girl their laughter innocent or not discourages me forcing me to feel i n s i g n i f i c a n t perhaps, i try too hard but darn it all those precious eyes of hers did court me for a while

Do I Buy A Different Car Or Should I Fix The Old One.
And if I fix the how soon should I do it? Just found a big leak in the heater of ol' Poppa car. Spewing water and anti-freeze all over the inside of the car. Poppa is a 90 Blazer with about 175,000 miles. Last year the fan clutch went out and tore up the radiator and everything. Cost $800 to fix that. The guy across the street said it is just the heater core and to dump some of that aluimnun stuff in the radiator and it should be ok. The guy down the street said thing could blow up at any time. That the block could be cracked or the head warped or the head gasket shot. Is this family heirloom worth saving?

Strong Desire
Strong desire running through me; like a fast rush of pure extasy. It's a feeling strange yet completing. Passion, at its peak of burning. Flames within, burn with an ember glow; Lighting the way to endlessness. Pureness defining every movement, Letting time slip away to affinity. Emotions driving the impulse of thought. Allowing thought to fad away into the smiles of my lips. Delacate touch, tender and soft, with fingers so careful, leading me. Paths twist and turn symbolizing us; Careful, yet loving. My desire is of the heart, My passion is of the soul, and my emotions are birthed through tears. Thought's always surpass all instincts; You complete my every smile, You complete me.

Make Him Feel Good
They has separate lives to live and they went their own way. It had been about six months with both of them on the road. He with his new job as a public speaker for the other brothers families who are at "the resorts" around the country. It was tired and just wanted to lay his ass down for a nap. When he notice a recorder on the floor by the door. It had a sign on it that said,"Pick me up and turn me on baby!" He knew just who left this here for him. He pressed the button to hear the sexiest voice in the world to him. She told him to go to the dining area of his place and turn on the light. He did just as he was told. As he turn the dimmer, he notice a familiar smell that filled the room. He saw legs out stretched on his table and heard low moans and a swish that you could not mistake. Then he heard the recorded say," Don't turn the lights completely up. Just enough to see me play with my pussy. Sit down at the head of your table my KING. Enjoy the feast of pussy on a platter." He wa

Bierocks
Bierocks are meat-filled pastries originating in Eastern Europe and will work as a snack or full meal. Ingredients 3 lbs. of lean hamburger or sausage (cooked/drained) 1 head of cabbage (red or plain), shredded 3 lbs. of shredded cheddar cheese 1 med onion 1-2 C. milk 4 cans of cream of mushroom or chicken soup 1 tsp. garlic powder Salt and pepper to taste Crust: 6 C. flour 1 1/2 C. Crisco butter shortening 1 1/4 tsp. salt 4 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. baking soda Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients for filling, and then make up crust dough. Cut out 4" squares from dough. Place up to 2 tablespoons of the filling in the middle, roll them up and place them on an greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. A very good German recipe for a full meal or snack!! Kids love them!!

Poetry....or Something Like That
Checking the locks in my heart again. The translucent barriers remain tightly bound. It protects against all the pain, but occassionally reminds of the "what if's" By opening its doors, letting the cold in. It's vindicative, at the slightest bit of passion it burns. Secretly it yearns to know what the truth withholds. Patiently it waits for the arrival of an emotional playground. Against my will I feel the desire, while the walls burn down. Ignorance seems valid, but the self-control is pushing. Another step in the wrong direction, but the questions seep "How wrong is it?"

Kirsch Torte
This elaborate German cake has it all: meringue, sponge cake, butter filling and sweet Kirsch syrup. Ingredients Meringue: 1 C. sifted confectioners' sugar 1 Tbs. cornstarch 5 egg whites 1/2 C. ground hazelnuts or toasted almonds Sponge Cake: 1/2 C. flour 1/2 C. cornstarch 1/2 tsp. baking powder 3 egg yolks 2 Tbs. hot water 3/4 C. sifted confectioner sugar 3 egg whites Butter Filling: 1 C. butter 2 C. sifted confectioners sugar 2 egg yolks 1/2 C. currant jelly Kirsch Syrup: 1/4 C. Kirsch or cherry brandy 1/4 C. water 2 Tbs. granulated sugar 1/2 C. hazelnuts Directions Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line 2 9-1/2-inch round baking pans with waxed paper. Grease and flour an 8-inch round baking pan. To prepare the meringue, put the confectioners' sugar and cornstarch in a medium bowl and stir to combine. Put the egg whites in a separate bowl and beat until soft peaks form. Gradually add the egg whites to the sugar mixture and beat until stiff peak

Toxic Love
Lying in a lake of solitude awaiting my angel’s kiss Songs within my Soul long silenced, the beat of my heart remiss This toxic tug of love, has eaten my esteem Paralyzed my life, melted all my dreams Conversing with myself, confronting all my fears An Idealist who can’t give up the ship will drown in his own tears I wonder if I made you up, to fill a hollow hole? Comfort me when solitude begins to take control Are you just a dream, a nightmare of my mind? I live each day inside a vision to keep us intertwined You answer me at night, before I fall to sleep Tell me to be patient, I count on you, not sheep My sanity is shaken, my courage under fire The ability to withstand your fear is fueled by my desire Time for me to go, I failed to earn your trust I’ll see you when our Souls unite Ashes turn to dust jskins

Shrimp And Fresh Herb Spaetzle With Creamy Tomato Sauce
Spaetzle is a German noodle dish that is usually served with a heavy cream sauce and some sort of fish or meat. In this dish, the spaetzle dough is made with pureed shrimp for added flavor. Ingredients 8 oz. shrimp, peeled and deveined 3/4 C. heavy cream 1 C. flour 2 egg yolks 2 Tbs. mixed chopped herbs (parsley, basil, oregano) Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 3 Tbs. clarified butter or canola oil Creamy Tomato Sauce (recipe follows) Garnish: Basil-mint oil Diced seeded tomatoes Chopped parsley Directions Purée the shrimp in a food processor adding cream to make a smooth mixture. In a bowl, beat the shrimp with the flour, egg yolk, herbs, salt and pepper until smooth. Using a coarse sieve or colander, force the dough through the holes letting it drop gently into lightly-salted boiling water. Cook for 2-3 minutes or until the spaetzle floats to the surface. Drain and cool. To serve, sauté the spaetzle in clarified butter until lightly browned and crispy.

The Wonder Of You
Seeing through the eyes of the misfit and lonely Hearts explode from the fear of it all Propelled by failure, I shake with fright Wondering where will my head lie tonight? Under the clay or on top of your thighs? In a cold shallow grave, our spirits arise Insides rot with the test of ones heart Craving and hunger, what kept us apart? Broken down by the cancer seclusion Casting out love, born free of exclusion Pounding out beats until the fat lady sings Leaving this place, forgoing his wings Who will cry for the suicide kings? Judge if you dare, some comfort it brings Forget him we will, written off a lost cause Too close for comfort, he’s broken our laws Who cries out for the suffering souls? Exhausted, defeated, never reaching their goals Torn apart by the presence of pride Their honor forsaken and ripped from their hide Pray for those that dream from above Their lives cut short by distressing love Pray for me, as I hold on to my last... Words for th

The Night At The Nasty Kitty
There was a brotha name Tyrone,a handsome bachelor a lover thats undercover with all the ladies. Well Ty is known for being mister lover man mister fuck me good,he'll lick stick bite and rub whatever you want him to do.Ty is a well hung man he got 10" of all steel, when he get up with women they say to him right off the jump, you not fucking me with all that.Then he get these women that want him to go as deep as possible and fuck 'em rough and hard.One day Ty and a his buddy Mel went to the strip club and they were looking to get their dicks worked overtime,now these are some hard working brotha's that don't get out much to party, but when they do it's on and tonite was one of those nites. Ty and Mel go in looking like money so women already on them, when they walked through the doors, women were feeling on dick and rubbing boottie,so naturally these men were getting excited by the women touching on them.So they got a table by the bar in the left corner.Ty dick was hard as hell he knew

German Pizza
This hearty pizza features beef, shredded potatoes, cheese, and more. Ingredients 1 lb ground beef 1/2 medium onions , chopped 1/2 pepper , diced 1-1/2 tsps. salt , divided 1/2 tsp. pepper 2 Tbsps. butter or margarine 6 medium potatoes ( about 2-1/4 lbs ), peeled and finely shredded 3 eggs beaten 1/3 C. milk 2 C. ( 8 oz ) shredded cheddar or mozzarella cheese Directions In a stove top or electric skillet over medium heat, brown beef with onion green pepper, 1/2 tsp salt and pepper. Remove meat mixture from skillet and drain fat. Reduce heat to low. Melt butter; spread potatoes over butter and sprinkle with remaining salt. Top with meat mixture combine eggs and milk pour over all cook, covered until potatoes are tender, about 30 minutes. Top with cheese cover and heat until cheese is melted about 5 minutes. Cut into wedges or squares to serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Omg What A...
Fucking cunt... you know the drill, bottom up Name: lilmisseverything lilmisseve...: Oh ok baby lets eat each otherout!! ->KinkStar S...: since i'm bi, that'd be possible darlin, but judging by your attittude, you're not my type. say what you will about me, between your tells at least 5 guys sent me shouts about how good i look ... lets see... one cunt or five cocks, i think i know where my decision leans kthxbai lilmisseve...: KINK STAR? more like FAT STRIIIIPER!!! lilmisseve...: no but I caught you playing with yourself to my pics...HOE!!!! ->KinkStar S...: aww did you catch your boyfriend jacking off to my pics? get a life lilmisseve...: lolz 4 life lilmisseve...: That shirt/braw is NOT flattering!!! you look fat and flat chested...wait you r!!!! i posted my pic on her page and blocked her ass. GUYS! stop letting your girlfriends catch you jacking off to my pics, i'm tired of the jealous ass bitches

Kissed
When God kissed us The flame of love fused our Souls together Leaving only faith to decide our destiny Humanity awaits the light of our union The stars collide As the essence of our love is cast upon the world Forever more ~ jskins

Vietnamese Burrito
Wrapped in thin rice paper, these chicken "burritos" are a tasty blend. Ingredients Chicken filling: 26 ounces skinned, boneless chicken breasts 5 Tbs. soy sauce 2 Tbs. hoisin sauce 2 Tbs. honey 1 Tbs. sugar 4 cloves garlic, minced 2 stalks lemongrass, minced 1/2 C. soybean oil 1 Tbs. sesame seed oil Fresh black pepper Wrapping mixture: 10 large rice paper wrappers 1 package rice noodles, soaked in warm water until softened and drained 1 head romaine lettuce, cut into 3/4-inch lengths 1 cucumber, peeled, seeded and cut into thin strips 1/2 C. pickled daikon, chopped 3 carrots, peeled and sliced thinly 2 C. bean sprouts 1 bunch basil, cleaned and leaves picked 1 bunch mint , cleaned and leaves picked 1/2 bunch parsley, cleaned and leaves picked Directions Dipping Sauce, recipe follows. Wash chicken breasts and pat dry. Combine all ingredients for the filling in a bowl, mix well and cover. Marinate for about 1 hour at room temperature. Preheat a grill. Gril

In My Eyes
In my eyes...deep in my eyes, you see the dream you dare to dream The depth of our perception reflects the likeness of love A love that catches the morning sun, coating you in a silken ray of rapture Waves of desire blanket our existence Leaving you helpless to resist my searing will Sprinkles of dew fall from our pleasure soaked bodies Exploding together in a climax of embedded devotion Follow me to the gate of everlasting essence… For I will always love you… jskins

Knowing The Truth
From the moment that we are born, society places it's mark on us. It said to me that it would take care of me, that it would provide for all of my needs and give me happiness, if I only OBEY. It said, “consume, produce, follow the mainstream” and you will be happy. Society told me that I could “find” happiness in the forms of money, heaven, marriage, material objects, beauty, prestige and/or security; That happiness is something “that can be reached externally” and earned only by long-term investment. And THAT was the biggest lie that I have ever been told. And you know how I now know that it is a lie? Because all lies must be vigorously defended. They must have concrete walls of support to prop them up because they have nothing else under them. And society is always trying to convince us of this one. Television, radios, billboards, magazines, newspapers, politicians, teachers, parents, priests, music lyrics, novels, movies, fashion models, celebrities, advertisements on every wall,

The Moment
The MOMENT So long I have waited for this day to arrive To witness the beginning of a dream Inhale the spirit that is you Hear the passion of your breath Absorb the warmth of your touch To see you for the first time is to understand why It is now; I know the true meaning of Love Inches apart, our gaze locked, time stands still Your eyes ask the questions you have longed to realize My stare reflects the answers to your prayers Palms extended, your hands on mine Fingers curl tight as we draw each other near Eyes close anticipating the kiss of our dreams The taste of you, sweetness to my lips Hearts melt into pools of pleasure As we embrace under a sea of trembling tears I hold you close and whisper, I will never let you go jskins

Miss You Always
It seem I always miss you When you're not here with me I love you oh so very much And that is plain to see We should be together We love each other so If I knew how to get to you I would surely go I would just do anything And share in all your charns On what I'd give If I could be Right there in your arms I know that it will take a while For God to see this through And I would just give anything If I could be with you You know how much I love you And want to see that day When we can hold each other In such a loving way I will hold ever tight to you And never let you go But until that day You're on your way I'll still be missing you so "I miss you always"

Can U Belive This Of A Government Office????!!!!!
I am sitting at my desk in utter disbelief, feeling totally distraught and absolutely powerless. The U.S. post office distribution center, which is across the street from my office, does not fly the American flag outside because it might offend some of their foreign employees. The reason I know this is that many people come to our location and ask if we are the post office because they see our American flag. I called the post office and said put a huge sign outside and fly the American flag so people will know you are the post office. The response was, "We don't want to offend anyone." Is this not America? Our values, cultures and way of life are attacked each and every day, and the best our government can do is ban the symbol that has made this the greatest country in the world. Maybe we should remind the post office administrators that this is a government job in which all the people in the United States pay their salaries. We are destroying ourselves from within and in d

Good, And Too True
The Husband Store > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. > >> > >> >When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions > >> > >> >at the > >>entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and > >>the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may > >>choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the > >>next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! > >> > >> >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. > >> > >>On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have > >>jobs. > >> > >> >The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. > >> > >> >The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and > >> >are > >>extremely good looking. > >> > >> >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. > >> > >

Damn Internet.....
Sometimes fortune smiles on you and brings you unsuspecting surprises. You just never know who is going to walk around the corner, catch your eye in line or end up in your mailbox. Or better said my inbox. Yes, my inbox. Trust me when I say I never thought I’d pay any attention to some man based on some two-dimensional tool as e-mail, but sure enough he did and mmmmmmm did this man ever get my attention. Maybe because he didn’t just send me a photo of his dick or just some email saying “how hot I was and how he wanted to get at me”. And that’s how it began. That’s how I acquired my internet boyfriend....yes...I said internet boyfriend. Ok, let me fill you in on our affair. He was in the military and was currently overseas. Yeah, how did some man from thousands of miles away make my mind burn and my body ache?. You see when he first started sending messages, I was skeptical about his intentions....meaning I knew that he thought I was sexy and all, but what else was he wanting? I

Empty Words
I wish that I knew the answers, Of all the real truths and questions I need and have asked for, I want to know why the words are scattered within my plagued mind, Why the thoughts never settle inside the brightly coloured hue, Shades of black and red and green, And yet when I pull up short to take a breath, The world stops too but only to start again, My cries go unheard in the darkness, I want to understand why no one cares inside this insidious world, About the feelings that are locked deep inside a thorny cage, About the screams that echo through the night sky, I wish that I knew all of the secrets, Of all the lies that are told to keep the people placid, I want to know why the words I hear are not meant for me, Why the ideas are never recognized or realised, And yet when I pause to collect my thoughts, The world pauses also but only to spin on again taking the truth away, My pain goes unnoticed by all the swarming masses that surround me, I want

Help Comment Bomb
Hello friends, fans and family, Please come help me comment bomb this picture. She is in a contest and need your help. CONTEST WILL END ON SEP 13TH @ 10PM PST ,12 MIDNIGHT CST AND 1 AM EST SELF COMMENT AND COMMENT BOMBING ARE ALLOWED.

"i'll Take You Back"
When a freight train jumps off a track And rolls down my road And it's summer time in Texas And they're playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop telling lies And only state the facts Right then, that's when I'll take you back Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Chorus] Go on keep trying Come on keep calling You know I like it When you come crawling It's like music To hear you bawling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Repeat chorus] The day that old morning sun rises in the west And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts When cars can run on water, gasoline an

Forbidden
: our forbidden love is it forbidden for us to love each other is it forbidden to want to hold each other is it forbidden for us to want to make love with each other is it forbidden for me to want you for rest of my life is it forbidden that we can only be bestfreinds but want so much more is it forbidden that i want you for my self is it forbidden that i die alittle bit every time i know you with him and not me is it forbidden I think of you every sec of every day and dream of you every night our love is forbidden

Who Took The........
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A ONLINE GAME? OR LIKE TO PLAY THEM? WELL CHECK THIS ONE OUT. JUST CLICK THE BANNER BELOW AND SIGN UP. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS VERIFY A EMAIL CODE WHEN SENT (CHECK JUNK MAIL ALSO) THEN TRY OUT THE GAME. ITS A BLAST WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW THE GAME.

"she's Everything"
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn childre

Ok Please Read This
Before the next person asks me why my status say stressed is because I AM!!!! My moms surgery is tomorrow morning and I am very worried! I am probably going to be a mess until she gets out of surgery and i know everything is ok so please bear with me!

Stupid!
Why the hell are people so damned obsessed on this thing with how people rate their appearance? Who gives a shit. If I rate a picture, it's based on creativity or artistic license and I could give a rat's ass about how attractive or unattractive a person is. People, please just get over it already!

David Bailey And The Badger Sur La Jardin.
Felicitations again mon cherest ami and how are tou this tres desert solrise matin. Ah bon. Oh well the sky is yellow pink just like an apricot over the horizon. Oui it is like the desert sky. Merci, Moi is tickety boo and last night, well early this matin Moi was dangling out of the study window. Oui, indeed. Well firstly there were dos badger in la jardin and as the window opens quieter in there the food was being lobbed from there. They are grande snufflers and when the grapes landed on the ground they both ran to the resounding thud. For dos minutes Moi threw grapes out oft hitting them whereupon they jumped in the air and turned to where the grape had dropped. Then the nuts were thrown out in showers and again the scuttling effect took place. It was tres amusing when the nuts landed on them because they did leave terra firma on all four paws and land again to dart all around gathering nuts in rings. When the bread was thrown out they ran to each slice sniffing it and then ran onto

New Update
New update everyone! Hope you have a great day and have had a fabulous week so far! I have some yummy goodies for you today aside from the update I did. Here's a sample of today's update Ok...here's the goodie part! I have no made my weekly 1 hour camz shows free and available for my SC members! YEP! Every single week you can see me LIVE on CAmz doing all kinds of crazy things. WHen I'm not on, you have over 150 sexy girls to keep you busy that are live as well. That's just a little thank you for being my member. ALSO, I have over 800 archived private shows that are down right kinky and available for you to view for free as well. You're certainly get your daily dose of Aimeelynn now! So make sure you go to the Webcam option on the CLUB side, and click on the top link to go to the schedule to see when I'll be on. I'll try to email out a notification the day of the cam show to remind you if I can remember lol. Hope you have a great night and enjoy the update! XOXO,

Someone Better Then Me
One day at a time, I will know how to find. The one who will love me. The One that it could be. The love we share. Will be the one I cannot bare. For he cannot love me. My soul I would give so freely. There will always be, Someone better then me. One day at a time. I will know how to find. True love that wont let me go. Will it stop hurting so? My heart is breaking more each day. I want him to see me in everyway. For he cannot love me. My soul I would give so freely. There will always be, Someone better then me.

The Race Track
Ok I'm kinda in a pardickament i need to find some womanator girls for the last big race of the season and I'm trying to help my dad cuz it was want he wants to do for the last race and im kinda trying to help him with his goal and if anyone would like to help me out give me a shout and we will go from there.

France 0-1 Scotland
France 0-1 Scotland By Thomas McGuigan McFadden's thunderous effort gave Scotland an incredible victory Scotland secured an incredible Euro 2008 double over France courtesy of a James McFadden strike in Paris. The French threw everything at the Scots in the Group B qualifier in the Parc des Princes but could not find a way past goalkeeper Craig Gordon. Gordon denied the tireless Franck Ribery and Nicolas Anelka with two wonderful second-half saves. McFadden stunned the hosts in 64 minutes when his 30-yard strike beat the despairing Mikael Landreau. Interview: Scotland manager Alex McLeish Interview: Scotland's Paul Hartley Scotland threw an iron curtain around Gordon's goal as Alex McLeish's side were content to concede possession and repel countless French attacks. McLeish made four changes to the side which defeated Lithuania 3-1 at Hampden for Wednesday's crucial game against the Group B leaders. Captain Barry Ferguson returns from su

The Devil's Game
You thought you were better and that you could push me down, You thought you could over rule me, You thought that I was nothing compared to you, You thought you could prevent what I would be, It’s such a shame you know? You decided that twisting my words would make me afraid, You were wrong, This is one game you shouldn’t have played, You thought you were clever did you when you turned your followers against me, You thought I would break down and give in to you? You were so blinded by what you couldn’t see, That you lived within your fantasy and you didn’t have a clue, You thought that you could hurt me? I know what you tried to pull off, You tried to attack my family, You should have known not to mess with this goth, Let’s turn the tables for once shall we? Let’s make you the prey, Look at you outcast, alone, forgotten, Speechless, but what can you say? You should have known that I would get you back, I never leave a favour undone, What? Wou

A Dying Breed
A dying breed" To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every g

Splashes
She pulses beauty like waves of rain, living things are smaller in her presence. She silences me with her eyes turned toward me, but my heart quickens. She must come to me tonight to turn the rain into wonderful splashes in my arms. © All rights reserved

Ok I Am Beggin For Help Now
i need members for my yahoo pool league, i promise that its really fun and free, you get to learn different ways to play pool, plus you get to meet some new people and make some good friends. first you should add me to your yahoo messenger my yahoo id is buffy.jane@yahoo.com next thing you have to do is go to http://www.myleague.com/hrz and click on "Sign Up" , please make sure that your league ID matches your Yahoo ID, once your signed up u will get an activation key in your email be sure to activate your account once your activated you should come check out the pool room where we play http://games.yahoo.com/sponsor/pl click on the beginner rooms then click on the room DONT CRY hope to see you there Buffy HeadAdmin

Two New Investigations & New Members!
Yesterday we met with the manager of the inn we are going to do the investigation of on Saturday night. While there we had a very pleasant ironic suprise. The lady who works with the haunted tours there came in while we were chatting with the desk attendant about some of the activity there. She said she was sorry but that was interesting to her and mentioned that she did the haunted tours...which I figured cuz of her shirt. lol Anyway, well come to find out she also sets up a lot of the paranormal investigations in New Orleans. Well she just so happened to know a dj that called her this very morning about needing a team to investigate his house. We are actually going to do that one next Saturday. Now here is the really awesome part. Since the lady works for haunted tours they are going to sponsor us on this, and the dj is going to do a promo spot on the radio station for us! That is fantastic news cuz it will hopefully bring us more clients and investigations! We are super excited

Won't Be On Till Much Later
I just wanted to let everyone know I won't be on tonight until much later if at all, due to the near breakdown I had yesterday.LOL (Read my other blog) I decided I am going to make Wednesday nights my movie night, so I am going to curl up on the couch and watch movies, just to get away fron the computer for a bit. Not that I don't love Fubar, I just need to step back..lol Went and played golf today, and shot a lousy 92..ugh, which tells me again I need to get out more!..LOL Ya'll have fun at the best bar in town, and I will see you later...Hugs and kisses

I Want To Be Someone's, Baby!
For the last thirteen years I have done some very stupid shit. I have had sex with multiple guys, but I have slept next to only a handful. Right now there is only one I want to sleep with for the rest of my life. I don't want to feel just like the teddy bear that you sleep with, I want to feel the love that goes with it! I want to be someone's, baby!!! I want to be the one you want to come home to, to love and cherish. Not the one you only want to hold when it's comvenient or when it's the only thing you have right now. Do you know what it's like to be someone's, baby? I did along time ago. I used to be someone's baby. They stopped loving me, just like everyone does. I can't do anything right. I can't make them love me, but I can't stop loving them. To be someone's baby is holding on to them for dear life never letting go. Treating them like they are the only one you want. Kissing them goodnight, holding them tight, making love to them not just having sex. Not just having them the

The Hole
I carry the pain you have left me with, In my eyes and in my soul. I wonder if that hole will always remain. How could I have been so blind, Why did I trust my heart? I fell so deeply in love with you, I knew it could not be real. Now this pain is constant, Never ending. Every night and day, I walk with it in me. Did you know the chaos you were leaving. Did you know you would still remain, Always being, and never ending? I held a rose within my mouth. The thorns they ripped my lips. Now this signifies what you have left, The hole deep within me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Beat No More
There are shadows beneath our souls, Cast out against the cold ground, Singing songs and words without a voice, Of something lost that can never be found, Our blackened eyes are staring wordlessly, Deep into the future shown in the well, Seeing not the struggle and the climb we went through, Only taking in the stumble before we all fell, Our ears are blocked so no sound is ever heard, Apathetically deaf to those in the gutter, Caring not for the broken porcelain bodies, That were discarded like meaningless clutter, Our senses dulled down equidistant from zero, Nothing to love and nothing to hold, Nothing but the tatters of a stranger’s dream, That has withered and now gone cold, Blood stained hands shake amidst our fear, Carving out our nightmares in our skin, Shredding away at our ungodly carcass, Trying to bathe away our stains in sin, Dirty feet tread the road we were told to take, Dancing over broken glass and metal scraps, The dust of our ventures gathering a

Keeping Your Life Simple
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Sep 12, 2007 8:44 AM Know what is important to you. Ask yourself what really matters in your relationships, your work, and for you individually. Than ask yourself; "Do I spend my time on things that really matter to me? Or do I spend time on other people's goals?" Keep your job and life in perspective. Success at the expense of relaxation and enjoyment is no success. Don't let other people tell you what you want. I don't think God puts us on earth to make a million dollars and ignore everything else. What is the center of your life? Carefully examine where you spend your attention, your time. Look at your appointment book, your daily schedule. This is what receives your care and attention, and by definition your love. Time to readjust your schedule! The little things? The little moments? They aren't little. Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. Don't

Never Forget A Very Special Place You Must Visit!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Sep 12, 2007 12:48 PM HERE IN HEAVEN WE WILL NEVER FORGET OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS or Those who Died on 9/11.... Feel Free to Shed a Tear While You Listen To The Words of Our Song, Watch The Video's, Read the Comments, Remember Our Fallen and Pray For Our Soldiers Safe Return. ... NEVER FORGET ...What We Have Today and Always Cherish Those Moments.."Because Tomorrow it Can All Be Taken Away". In God We Trust to Lead Us All in the Right Direction. NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT!

Years Have Passed Sýnce Splitting Up
years Have Passed Sýnce Splitting Up years Have Passed Since Splitting Up, Who Knows Where You Are? ý Could Do Anything To See You And Hear Your Voice your Jetblack Eyes, Your Wavy Hair Are Unforgettable never Think You’ve Been Forgotten, You’re Always On My Mind Without Being Forgotten. your Memory Had Stayed Somewhere Deep Ýn My Heart the Oppressive Years Had Pulled You Away From Me noone Has Said “ý Love You” Except You noone Has Known Our Love Except Us ý Am Left Alone And Our Love Has Become A Song ý Have Been Thinking Of You With This Song.

Unbelievable.
Well, I got a call from my new platoon sergeant today. The other one went on leave before he reports to Drill Sergeant School. Anyways, he called, and said: When do you want to come in? I told him a little after midnight, why, what's up? He said, oh they want to present you your award. I almost fell over. I couldn't believe it, they still want to present my award to me, even though I supposedly disrespected everyone in my chain of command and NCO Support Channel. I am not complaining, well I am a little. I have to go and by a new device for my ribbons. (by device I mean another set of Oak Leaf Clusters that denote additional awards of the same award.) I just can't believe they are still going to present it to me. I did inform him I would be in civilian clothes for it though. Although, i think I will put on my uniform for it, I don't know. I really don't know if I want to go in my ratty clothes I'll be wearing tomorrow since all the good stuff will be packed, or if I wi

Hey All
hi everyone i just wanted all of u to know on here that i talk to im going through some hell right now and im not really on here that much anymore just here and there but to all of u i talk to im doing ok up here in ny and just leave my some mail and i will get back to u as soon as i can love yas xoxoxox

Ok This Is Beyond Me Lol
Does anyone else watch Bridezillas? I do to a point, then I have to turn it LOL those bitches really get on my nerves.....Now what is beyond me is why on God's green Earth would ANY "real" man marry someone that acts like that? I mean I was just watching one episode where this one chick was completely freaking over the fact that the church did not want her throwing confetti.......I mean litterally FREAKING...wtf is up with that? If I am gonna freak it is gonna be over something worth freaking over, not fucking confetti........I mean my house burning down, my dog dying, getting in a major wreck, someone trying to kill me etc etc, those are things to freak over.....NOT if you get confetti or not...........Jeez

My Life Is A Circus And I Just Have To Laugh!
I have decided that my life is a circus! A 3 ring circus that I have to juggle and try to get through every day with little scathing! Yesterday, I get the news about my brother. It is life and we all move on. Yesterday my son forgot his vocabulary words yet again! Peter had to take him back to school, get someone to open up the classroom and get them. Not fun. I had a bad email from his teacher also telling me that Christopher had a bad attitude with her. So my day always tends to go to Hell after the hour of 3:00pm. We got through last night with all homework done and not too much yelling on Peter's part. I hate yelling! It doesn't work. No one listens to someone yelling. Anyway, with another "pep" talk last night and this morning to Christopher on how to behave at school and bringing home his homework, today is another day! Here goes the circus! I am talking to my love on line today, being naughty with the cam with him. Everything is great! We say goodnight

Womens Dictionary
Women's Dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous- Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking- Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile- Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure- On medication Femin

"where'd You Get The Shitty Hairdo?"
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty! You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.” That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late." "So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced." So, whatcha' doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich,"

September 12... Story Of My Life!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 12,2007 Your good energy makes people much more likely to take notice of you -- and it's all positive attention! You may get singled out for praise at work or have an easier time meeting new singles.

Gonna Be Missin.......
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY!! JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT'S GOIN ON WITH ME...AND WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON AS MUCH AS I USUALLY AM.....I'M NO LONGER ALOUD TO GET ON THE INTERNET FROM WORK AND I DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET AT MY NEW APARTMENT YET. SO WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I WILL HARDLY BE ON HERE. I WILL MISS YOU ALL A LOT WHILE I'M NOT ON HERE.....PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SHOW A GIRL SOME LOVE!!....LOL TAKE CARE!!!!

Barbara Walters Show
Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands, but there were groups that were trying to do away with this custom. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The Afghani woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines."

Adding The Tracks Feature
Ok Im here posting some more helpful hints for my friends since Im asked by everyone on and of my friends list lol hope this makes it easier for you. This will put tracks on ahead of everything else. Follow these steps to add the tracks feature on your profile first go to your homepage(power) scroll down to where the mumms section is in picture (a) click tracks then scroll down. After you have scrolled down and click my tracks as shown in pic (B) Now your on a totally new page you will see amazon button dont worry about that . On this page you can add your own tracks via code by clicking add tracks (D) in the picture or just scroll down to the bottom. Then to add to your page click autoplay (C)as seen in picture. then it will show up on your profile first.

Rules
I HAVE BRIEFLY SPOKEN WITH A FEW PEOPLE AND FROM WHAT IVE HEARD, THERE ARE SOME ISSUES THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED, IF YOUR IN A BOMBING FAMILY , IT DOESNT MATTER WHOS PLATOON OR NOT, YOU MUST TREAT EACH OTHER WITH KINDNESS AND RESPECT, NO BACKSTABBING AND TAKING CREDIT FOR SOME ONES WIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY , WHEN THE CONTESTANT WINS ,WE ALL WIN, NOW , INLIGHT OF ME HEARING THIS, IF I AND I REPEAT IF I EVER HEAR THIS SHIT, AGAIN , I WILL GO TO THE PERSON WHO IS ACTING THIS WAY AND REPRIMAND,THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, NOW ANOTHER THING, ANYONE THAT IS SWEETTALKING ADMINISTRAITIVES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ISNT COOL EITHER, SO I AM GOING TO BE KEEPING A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THINGS, WE ALL NEED TO EARN OUR STATUSES, NOT TO PUT IT BLUNTLY SLEEP WITH THE BOSS TO GET WHAT WE WANT, THAT SHIT DONT WORK WITH ME EITHER, I SEE THAT YOUR A GOOD BOMBER AND YOU DO RIGHT I WILL PUT IN A GOOD WORD, BUT IF THEIR ARE PROBLEMS, WELL , THEN THE REST IS HISTORY. ,IM SORRY I AM STRAIGHT FOR

September 12th, 2007
September 12th 2007 Yesterday was my 23rd birthday. I got a lot of gifts on here but none in real life. I'm not complaining though but it would have been nice to get a card or something. I haven't written a journal entry for a while so I will give any of my readers a quick briefing of my life for the last 11 days. Besides a few fights with friends and roommates, everything has been quite calm. On September 7th, I met someone that has changed my life completely. Her name is Diana Dawn Pultz. She is an awesome woman that I plan on spending the rest of my life with. She has two beautiful daughters, Beth (7) and Skye (3). Her and I have gone through similar trials and our current situations are the product of broken marriages. We have talked every day since then for hours on end and the conversation never has a dull moment. We have gotten married on fubar and we are planning to wed for real. I believe her to be my soul mate as she believes me to be hers. I have h

Waterfalls
he lays me on my back and lay in between my legs. he starts by licking and sucking on my nipples and squeezing my titties together. he bites the right lightly first, then takes it into his mouth. Well, as much as your mouth can take. i definitely fit in the more than a mouthful category, lol. With each kiss and nibble cases me to arch my back and squirm away a bit. In your pursuit of chasing your erogenous zones above your waist,i feel your hardness travel up my legs and come to rest at my wetness. I knibble on your neck, first the right then the left which elicits a moan from your lips. you slip a hand down to below my waist and get another feel of how wet i am and much more moist i have become since you reached my neck. Inserting your fingers inside me causes you to grab my wrist and keep it still, pressing my palm up against my clit. At this point, you are ready to feel me I've waited long enough and your oozing just enough pre-cum to be ready w/o some sucking.i know u love

Koulores
This is my grandmother's recipe from many years ago. These cookies are just a light butter cookie flavor that melts in your mouth. No Greek Orthodox Easter is complete without these cookies. They are often made for the sweet table at a wedding too. Carole Libbe Ingredients 1 lb butter 1 dozen eggs 5 lbs flour 12 tsp baking powder 1 Tbs. Vanilla 4 C. Sugar ½ C. cream Splash of Cognac Directions Boil butter until it stops bubbling. Let it cool and settle. (The salt will be on the bottom.) Skim off everything on top and leave the salt in the pan. Beat butter until white and fluffy. Separate the eggs. Beat only 6 egg whites until stiff. Add the egg yellows with the sugar and beat well. Fold in the stiffened egg whites. Gradually add flour and when it is too hard to mix with the Mixmaster, begin kneading. Keep kneading until it doesn’t stick to your hands. Roll out the dough into snake like and form into circles, no larger than 2-3 inches and ½ inch thick. Bake for

Snake Eating Rabbit Caution: Nsfw
If you are weak to the stomach, do not watch. THIS IS NSFW!!!!!!! MY SNAKE EXERCISING ON THE TRAMPOLINEAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: My snake Gollum eating a rabbit, (this is natural survival of a species and part of life) so if you are extremely weak where something like this might offend you, then please go away and DO NOT WATCH IT!______________________ _________________________ __________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ *AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IGNORANT ENOUGH TO COMPLAIN: This rabbit is NOT a pet and is a feeder purchased from a breeder licensed in the State of California for the survival of large reptiles. As some (like mine) will only eat what they kill (Hence PART OF NATURE). As NO snake in the history of the world naturally eats "road kill" (something found dead, like yo

8 Kinds Of Sex
Different Types of Sex Current mood: giggly Category: Romance and Relationships Recent research shows that there are 8 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. T

For My Fu Friend Derek
Oh no, this couldn't be more unexpected And I can tell you I've been moving in so slow Don't let it throw you off too far Cause I'll be running right behind you Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep me hanging on so contagiously Oohhh, when I'm around you I'm predictable Cause I believe in liking you with first sight I know it's crazy but I'm hoping to.. To take a hold of you Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep me hanging on so contagiously Oh you're everything I'm wanting Come to think of it, I'm aching On account of my transgression.. Will you welcome this confession? Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep

Spanakopita
This Greek spinach pie is a delicious side dish, light main course or appetizer. Lots of cheese and herbs make it quite tasty, but keep it vegetarian. Ingredients 1 10 oz. pkg. frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry 1/2 C. minced scallions, minced 1/2 C. chopped fresh parsley 1/2 C. minced fresh dill 1/2 C. crumbled Feta cheese 4 oz. cream cheese, softened 4 oz. farmers (or cottage) cheese 2 Tbs. grated Kefalotyri (or Parmesan) cheese, grated 2 eggs Salt and pepper to taste 40 sheets Athens Fillo Dough, thawed 1/2 C. butter, melted Directions In food processor, combine spinach with scallions, parsley, dill, cheeses, eggs, salt and pepper. Process until smooth. Prepare small fillo triangles according to directions for Triangles. Fill each triangle with 1 tsp. of spinach mixture. Brush outside of triangles with butter. Place seam side down on ungreased cookie sheet. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown and puffed. Serve hot

Feelin Myself - Mac Dre
I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n My name is fur I'm the owner of the building I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac man I've been in the back wit the groupies and the stars I've been out front with the thugs in the cars I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia And I only run with niggaz that'll kill and die for ya I'm popular, I'm a rap star but I live like a rock star running from the cop cars I drop bars wit slaps that Knock hard and I charge with this dick extra large I'm sick of these whores higher than mars and I treat my bitch like an ATM card [Chorus: repeat 4X] I'm in the buildin and I'm feelin myself Man I'm feelin myself She's in the buildin and she's feelin herself She's lookin bad man I'm willing to help Stop it baby your killin yourself come on I got your back you could chill in my I'm feelin myself too Man imagine some of the things we can do You under me Me under yo

Impossibly Easy Roasted Peppers And Feta Cheese Pie
Ingredients 12 slices bacon, crisply cooked and crumbled 1/4 C. sliced green onions 1/3 C. chopped roasted red bell peppers (from 7 oz. jar), drained 1/2 C. crumbled feta cheese 3/4 C. Bisquick Original baking mix 1 C. milk 1 tsp. dried basil leaves 3 eggs Directions Heat oven to 400 degrees. Grease pie plate, 9x1 1/4 inches. Mix bacon, onions and bell peppers in pie plate. Sprinkle with cheese. Stir remaining ingredients in medium bowl until blended. Pour into pie plate. Bake 30-35 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 5 minutes.

Firearms Refresher Course
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. ~ Thomas Jefferson This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, & Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do y

A Long War...
Well, I'm still in Mississippi, but I'll be leaving soon. Every day is the same, from one perspective. My assignment is to "stay close to my phone" -- not such a chore when you have a cell phone. And yet every day is new. You wouldn't think that lying on my bed talking to my fiancè would be a stressful activity. Neither would I. But I am beginning to realize just what everybody is talking about when they refer to the 'sacrifices' our military folks endure 'for our freedoms'. I have always kind of considered that phrase in the light of those who have sacrificed life and limb to support the objectives of the country they love, and to be the ones who keep evil at bay for the sake of their loved ones and strangers too. But I never considered what I was doing as a sacrifice worthy of honor. And don't get me wrong. I am not fishing for accolades or praise, but I am recognizing that I am sacrificing much in going to 'war.' For instance, the washing machine isn't spinning

Interesting News In The Grapevine
Alright so I've been harmlessly flirting with this one person for about a year now, and well today she sat near me in class rather then her normal group of friends, and then as we were leaving she had stood up and I turned around to a face full of titties. Well she sorta blushed then was like "I'm sorry." In which I replied, "Don't be." To which she had a smile on her face that time. HAHA the nice guy is finally winning.

Frightening Experience
A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown. The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around !"

The Frustration.....grrrrr!!!
Ya know, when you make plans with your girl and something comes up.....chances are they are going to be a little upset....but when something comes up and you can't take 30 seconds out of your time to JUST let her know that something came up and you leave her hangin ALL day...the only thing she wants to hear is an explanation and if the explanation is something that is "understandable"...a simple "I'm sorry" is the right thing to do...minus any sarcasm. I mean, seriously, how can a guy get upset that his girl is upset because she's rarely had the time to talk to him over the last few days.....geez, how stupid am I to miss the man that I love?

Mainstream Journalist: I Was Wrong On 9/11 Truth
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 12 Sep 2007, 06:28 Mainstream Journalist: I Was Wrong On 9/11 Truth A mainstream journalist who yesterday urged his readers to give 9/11 truth protesters in Seattle the finger has completely reversed his position, apologized to the protesters and promised to help get the word out on full disclosure of 9/11 truth. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/120907_was_wrong.htm

Our Slogan
"The Few. The Proud. The Marines." is more than just a slogan. These three sentences represent who we are, epitomizing the challenge of becoming (The Few), and the reward of being (The Proud), one of the elite (The Marines). Suffice it to say, Few slogans convey such a Proud tradition. Our tagline has been a foundation in the Marine Corps for over thirty years. Now we have the opportunity to immortalize these words into America's civilian culture as well. "The Few. The Proud." has been nominated BEST SLOGAN for the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame. The Marine Corps joins a list of 26 other brands that will compete for entry based on total number of votes received online at http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html Whether you are one of the few and the proud, or simply one of the faithful to those who bear the title United States Marine, we ask that you browse to the URL: http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html to vote for th

Free Ticker=more Friends?? I Say Yes!
Lmao.... great idea! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I think they are worth the time invested in signing up for something that I will cancel. Anyhow... thanks everyone for stopping by or adding me! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Did I mention how much fun these comments are? lol FEEDINGTHEDESIRE

Why Is It So Hard???
Why is it so hard for people to just be open about how they feel. Why give mixed messages, why play games. They don't want to get themselfs hurt but what they dont realize is that their hurting the other person. All i want is for the person im with to be there for me and show me that they "Love/Like" me, is that too much to ask. You know everyone makes a big deal about all the big things in a relationship, well what about the little things? To me they matter just as much if not more than everything else. Is this too much to ask???

Mediterranean Crusted Chicken
Ingredients 1 egg 1/2 C. heavy whipping cream 1 C. crushed saltine crackers 1/4 C. grated Parmesan cheese 2 Tbs. chopped fresh basil 1 Tbs. garlic powder Salt and pepper to taste 2 lb. skinless chicken thighs 1/4 C. olive oil Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In a medium bowl, combine the egg and heavy cream and beat together well. In a separate medium bowl, combine the cracker crumbs, cheese, basil, garlic powder and salt and pepper to taste. Rinse chicken and pat dry. Dip each piece into the egg wash and then dredge liberally in the cracker crumb mixture. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Fry the chicken in the oil for 5 minutes per side, or until both sides are golden brown and crusty. Place chicken in a 9x13 baking dish and cover with foil. Bake, covered, at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, then remove foil and bake, uncovered, for 15 to 20 more minutes, or until chicken juices run clear. Yield: 6 servings.

Crunch Phyllo Pecan Pie
Ingredients FILLING: 1/4 C. (4 tbsp.) butter, melted 4 eggs 3/4 C. sugar 1 C. light corn syrup 1/2 tsp. cider vinegar 2 tsp. vanilla 1/2 tsp. salt 2 C. pecan pieces CRUST: 10 sheets phyllo dough 4 tbsp. melted butter 1 tbsp. sugar TOPPING: 3 oz. cream cheese, softened 1 tsp. vanilla 1 tbsp. sugar 2 tbsp. ground pecans 10 pecan halves Directions For the filling: Combine melted butter, eggs, sugar, corn syrup, vinegar, vanilla and salt; beat well. Stir in pecan pieces. Set aside. For the crust: Place 1 sheet of phyllo dough on a work surface, keeping unused sheets covered with plastic wrap and a lightly dampened towel. Brush some butter on the sheet of dough. Sprinkle with some of the sugar. Top with another sheet of dough, and butter. Repeat until all dough has been used up. Invert a 9-in. pie pan onto the stack of dough. With a sharp knife, cut around the rim of the pie pan to form a circle. Brush inside of pan lightly with melted butter. Place layered dough ci

Shit, They Almost Caught Me!!
Police Look for Nude Man Walking Dogs Sep 12, 5:09 PM (ET) LITCHFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Police say they are on the lookout for a nude man who was spotted taking a stroll with two dogs on Monday. Police say the man was seen by a female jogger in the woods of the White Memorial Foundation. Mary stolle, athletic director at nearby Wamogo Regional High School, said the school's cross country teams were diverted from the woods where they had been training into White Memorial's museum as a precaution. The suspect is a tall white man with thin hair who is believed to be in his 50s.

Meeting New Peoples
Wow, boy that's all I can really say about my first FuBar experience lol. I wasn't on but 5 to 10 minuets and already I was a chillfu. I think that's good right?? lol. Well anyways, my friends are the ones that wanted me to get this thing so I did and when I found them I also found someone else. He knows who he is lol. He is the cutest person I have ever seen!! I like him a lot but just like he said I want to get to know him first... But already I can say that we would make a really cute couple lol. He's so sweet and shy and my friend that introduced us has told me nothing but great and wonderful things about him. He just seems so... perfect for me. lol. But I don't know how he thinks of me, and I'm pretty sure after reading my first blog he might think I'm weird or something lol. But hopefully it'll just make him like me more. I really want a chance with this guy, I want the chance to show him... how a perfect relationship works, how passion and maybe love can really feel lol. Alr

Koriabiedes
Ingredients 1 lb. sweet butter; softened to room temperature 3/4 C. powdered sugar 2 tsp. vanilla 2 tsp. brandy 4 1/2 C. flour 1 C. blanched almonds or walnuts; finely chopped Additional powdered sugar for dusting Directions Preheat oven to 350F. Whip butter until light and fluffy. Slowly add powdered sugar, vanilla and brandy. Gradually add flour, 1 cup at a time. Fold in nuts. Shape tsp. of dough into balls or crescents. Bake on ungreased baking sheet for 20 minutes. Do not brown. Sift additional powdered sugar onto cookies, or roll cookies in sifted powdered sugar, while warm.

Greek Roasted Chicken & Potatoes
A great dish to serve when company is over. Ingredients 6 lb. chicken (roaster) Salt and pepper 2 – 3 Tbs. dried oregano 4 - 6 baking potatoes, peeled and quartered 1/4 C. butter, melted 3 Tbs. lemon juice 3/4 C. chicken broth Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pour broth into bottom of a roasting pan. Put chicken on a rack in pan; arrange potatoes around and sprinkle with salt, pepper and oregano. Pour butter and lemon juice over top of chicken and potatoes. Bake 2 - 2 1/2 hours until chicken is tender and browned, basting with pan juices frequently. Yield: 8 Servings.

Burgler Ends Up Streaking
Foiled Burglar Loses Clothes in Tussle Sep 9, 4:57 PM (ET) DULUTH, Minn. (AP) - A man who allegedly tried to burglarize a home lost his clothes in a scuffle with the 69-year-old homeowner and then tried to streak away before he was arrested. Wayne and Kathie Boniface returned home from dinner Thursday night at a neighbor's to find the man in their house. Wayne Boniface said the man made the mistake of grabbing his wife. "As soon as he grabbed my wife, I had him in the kitchen wrestling him to the ground in a headlock and arm-lock," Boniface said. First, Boniface said, he ripped the man's shirt off. Then, "his head was down over the railing, and in today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely nude." When police asked Boniface if he could identify the suspect, he said: "Oh, yeah. I believe he's the only guy running nude in Duluth." The 20-year-old man was apprehended a

Sobriety Test
Sobriety Test A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level. "Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die." "OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level." "Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die." "Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level." "Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood. "All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me." Oh, no, I can't do that." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."

A Not To Her Master
WHISPERED WORDS... I've heard the words before And yet this kitty is still wild Unbridled and willing To be tamed by the right one... Beating the kitty to submission? It makes me question Cause this submissive knows that Her master just must merely Whisper a word For her to obey I'd like to do more than just Let my lips pave the way... Take me where you think I'm scared to go I've been there And back Yea I can make you relax with the skillz that I have in my back pocket I've never had to get up for a towel No one can get it that wet Sound like a challenge? Well it is I'm waiting for the one that can Be like a fireman Find it hot Leave it wet When you can do that Then I will have fantasies Of you touching me When I am alone I need a lover and a fighter Love me hella good Then fight to keep me in line Not with blows, but with licks... Yea I've heard of Head to toe like you said a lot of cheap talk for no action So tell me Sir can put a s

Butterscotch Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies
Ingredients 3/4 C. butter or margarine, softened 3/4 C. firmly packed light brown sugar 3/4 C. sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1 1/4 C. flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 3 C. uncooked oats (quick-cooking or old-fashioned) 1 C. butterscotch chips 1 C. chocolate chips Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a large bowl, mix butter, brown sugar, and sugar until well blended. Beat in eggs and vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, mix flour, baking soda, and salt, then gradually beat into the blended mixture. Stir in the oats, butterscotch and chocolate chips and mix well. Drop tsp. at a time on ungreased cookie sheets about 2 inches apart. Bake for 8 - 10 minutes until golden. Cool 1 minute on the cookie sheets, then move to wire racks to cool completely. Preparation Time 5 minutes Cooking Time 10 minutes

The Most Tiggerful Thing About Wonders
Monday was my day off this week (I work five days a week at my payday loan job and we're always closed Sundays; my day off is different every week) and I was home alone with Sarah and Jeffrey. Martha works Monday through Friday at day care and our sister Mary had been watching the kids when we were at work most of the week; for the last day of vacation from HER workplace, she went out for the day. We keep the television tuned to the Disney Channel most mornings -- I say it's for the kids, but it's scary how much Mom and I know about the shows ;) -- and that day they were showing the 2000 animated film "The Tigger Movie". Unlike most of Disney's other Winnie the Pooh features, the silly old bear isn't the center of attention as much as Tigger, the bouncy tiger with the personality to match! Almost the opposite number of the no-nonsense Rabbit (who, arguably besides Gopher and Kanga, may be the only character in the Hundred Acre Wood with anything resembling a job), Tigger "T-I-doubl

Apealing Monument
Village's onion tribute A Romanian village has erected a 20ft high monument to an onion. Authorities in Periceni, western Romania, said locals came up with the idea because of the importance of the vegetable in their lives. They said they had harvested onions for centuries and many locals have relied on them to make a living. Local businessman Alexandru Tatar, who got rich from selling onions, financed the 20ft metal monument. He said: "To be honest I absolutely hated onions when I was growing up - but I have made my fortune out of them and they have turned me into what I am today. Onions deserve to have their own monument."

Famous Oatmeal Cookies
A classic family favorite in every house. This oatmeal cookie recipe is very basic with easy to follow instructions. A perfect after school snack or quick dessert. Ingredients 3/4 C. vegetable shortening 1 C. brown sugar 1/2 C. granulated sugar 1 egg 1/4 C. water 1 tsp. vanilla 3 C. uncooked oats 1 C. flour 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. soda Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Beat together shortening, sugars, egg, water and vanilla until creamy. 3. Add remaining ingredients. Mix well. 4. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto a greased cookie sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 12-15 minutes. Variations: You can add chopped nuts, raisins, chocolate chips, or coconut. Yield: about 5 dozen

What Happens When Texan A Dies
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TEXAN DIES? Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you.... We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, " Texan's are Texan's Gabriel! Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." So Gabriel calls the Devil.... The Devil answered the phone, "Hello. Hold on a minute. " The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on s

Lifes Curve Ball For Me
well life has thrown me a curve ball for sure i go to drs for my yearly check up like everyone does and what happens i find out i have cervical cancer ..so now i am having surgery on october1 to remove the cancer cells so we shall see what happens from there the dr says ..but dam it i just started to get my life together and now this aint that some shit ..ok i am done .. thanks for reading my blog

End Results
Everyone, I found out my cousin is home and doing ok. The doctors don't know what was wrong. He coughed up blood like I said before but everything's fine now. He came home last night about 11pm. I haven't seen him or talked to him but that's that. Thanks again everyone for your concern.

New Walmart Technology
New Wal Mart technology... One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,

False Flag Terror Fear On 14th Is Apparent Hoax
The truth movement needs to be more wary of straw man assertions Steve Watson Infowars.net Wednesday, Sept 12, 2007 A military stand down scheduled for this friday has kicked started a buzz across the blogosphere that some kind of false flag attack may be planned in the immediate aftermath of the sixth anniversary of 9/11. Wild connections and suggestions have started to be made that have little or no basis in reality, a disconcerting trend that can be damaging to the 9/11 truth movement and those who have set out to expose false flag terrorism in general. Full article - http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/120907Hoax.htm

Friends Read This, Very Important
Tomorrow I am Cleaning my Friends List, Comment on this blog if you want to stay on my List, if nobody comments that they want to stay, I will be deleting my account, if you do not comment, you will be removed no matter how much we talk on a regular Basis

Medical Shit Gone Wrong
WELL TO SEAL THE DEAL I HAVE THE CHANCE TO HAVE LUNG AND THROAT CANCER....ITS BAD RIGHT NOW SPITTING UP BLOOD AND WHAT NOT BUT I AM OK..I SLEEP IT AWAY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT ITS PROBLY NOTHING...PEOPLE SPIT UP BLOOD ALL THE TIME...I AM SO SORRY IF THIS SCARES ANYONE BUT I NEED THE SUPPORT OF M FRIENDS IF IT COMES OUT TO BE THAT IT REALLY IS CANCER AND NOT JUST BEGINNING STAGES OF IT... SO SEND ME SOME LOVE AND MAKE MY DAY FOR WHEN I GET GIFTS COMMENTS AND OTHER LITTLE NOTES..I SMILE AND NOWW I NEED TO SMILE ALOT! LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS AND FUBAR DRUNKS TAMPA LESBIAN , NIKKI

Please Pray 4 "southern Gentlemans" Daughter
Southern Gentleman's Daugther was in a serious Car Accident this morning, she was thrown the from the Mini Van she was riding in, she was transported to the Hospital to where she was in surgery 4 for hours, and now is recovering, she has a long healing process ahead of her, SO EVERY1 ON FUBAR PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR HER AND SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN THANK YOU INFARRED PLEASE REPOST (repost of original by '"INFARRED"~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~DSC BOMBERS~~WTC~~Loving You Mike~~Punk~~' on '2007-09-11 20:33:20') (repost of original by '$DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}( DSC Bombers')' on '2007-09-11 23:17:42') (repost of original by '~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ~' on '2007-09-11 23:20:00') (repost of original by 'stefan58 . friends are the best' on '2007-09-12 07:18:34') (repost of original by 'Fre¥a' on '2007-09-12 07:49:55') (repost of original by 'demonstar(member of the naught &nice crew)' on '2007-09-12 08:55:11')

My Kid Brother......
hey my kid brother (well, hes my exes little brother but we're tight and i think of him as my own) bought himself a scooter on saturday he has a history of bad luck with scooters and bikes well, this time was no different at 3.00pm on monday he was involved in a serious crash with a car we are not sure wtf happened yet only that the car turned right and across him we dont know if he hit the car or the car hit him we do know he went through the window of the car we do know 2 doctors were there almost instantly and the police got there in under 2 minutes it was so serious they called in the air ambulance to airlift him to hospital the first his mum knew of it was when a police car screamed to a stop outside her house and a policeman knocked on the door the poor woman didnt even know he had bought a scooter as she had begged him not to any more she called me from the police car (they were brilliant, they got her to the hospital in record time) totally distraught a pol

Top Stash, Please Help
Ok, I found a very funny video, and I want to see if I can get it to the top stash item, here it is if you are curious and wish to help. http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3498608 if you can go, rate, hit share this, I don't normally ask for help like this but if you could do it, and if somebody happens to see it going into the top stashes and could screen save for me I would greatly appreciate it, and for those that have helped already. I ♥ you guys, let me know when you need something and it's yours

I So Hate Ppl That Lie!
DONT YOU HATE WHEN PPL ON HERE/INTERNET IN GENERAL BRAG THEMSELVES UP TELLING YOU WHAT THEY AND DONT HAVE..AND 9 TIMES OUT OF 10....ITS MAINLY LIES...I KNOW ONE SUCH PERSON ON HERE(I AM SURE THERE ARE MORE) AND HE LIED SO MUCH ABOUT STUFF THAT HE FORGOT HIS OWN LIES AND CAUGHT HIMSELF UP...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS A MAJOR FUCKIN TURN OFF AND MAINLY THE REASON I WILL STOP TALKING TO SOMEONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ENJOY THEIR CONVO!! I FOR ONE AM NOT CONCERNED WITH WHAT SOMEONE HAS OR DOESNT HAVE....BECAUSE IT ISNT MINE AND IT ISNT GOING TO MAKE ME WANT YOU ANYMORE.. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT A GOLD DIGGER! OR YOU ARE MAKING UP FOR SOME OTHER AREA YOU ARE LACKING...LIKE PERSONALITY!! ANYWAYS, JUST HAD TO VENT AND SPEAK MY MIND ..I AM SURE THIS PERSON WILL KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND IF YOU THINK ITS YOU ...IT PROLLY IS! FAKE FUCK! GOOD DAY PPL! MUAH!

Just Saying How It Is
well one person can and will be one person no matter how much you try and change them into something theyre not.. so if you think you have the power of making a person become some sort of painting or a toy or maybe even just a habbit cuz you think you have them where you want them ..THINK AGAIN..things happen for a reason crap isnt at all what it means what it means is you made your bed now lye in it and take whatever comes your way the best way you know how to...JUST IN A NICER WAY SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAILURE...if a person has the ability to hold you down and make you feel worthless its only because you allowed it for so long..trust me from my own damn mistakes im still trying to figure out who i am and where im suppose to be that sometimes i cant even help my own kids crack a smile..and believe me...it hurts..but i do take advice from close friends and i basically lean on them for all the support they can give me...FAMILY on the other hand is not as thick as blood and i

When I Was Born
when i was born i was so surprised i didn't talk for a year and a half...during my adolescence, i have this belief that when you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you...and at this point in time, i choose my friends by their character and my socks by their color...because as i grow older i believe that choosing my socks by their character makes no sense and choosing my friends by their color is UNTHINKABLE...

Give Me Time!
So many people want to be loved To give themselves they could abandone everything So many mistakes that could be avoid If they just could be a little bit patient Give me the time to learn what i need to learn Give me the time to go forward the way i feel it There's no fate in love So many dreams wasted Trying everything just to escape Do our fear to be alone is worth to ask so little of someone You'll have the time to take what you want You'll have the time to make us go forward together So many people trying to find each other Desiring, following and losing each other Give us the time to discover, to learn to know each other I won't let fate decide of love for me

Bukoski Lyrics (awsome Btw)
Woke up this morning and it seemed to me, that every night turns out to be A little more like Bukowski. And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read. But God who'd wanna be? God who'd wanna be such an asshole? God who'd wanna be? God who'd wanna be such an asshole? Well we sat on the edge of the river, the crowd screamed, "Sacrifice the liver!" If God takes life, he's an Indian giver. So tell me now why, you'll tell me never. Who would wanna be? Who would wanna be such a control freak? Well who would wanna be? Who would wanna be such a control freak? Well see what you wanna see. You should see it all. Well take what you want from me. You deserve it all. Nine times out of ten our hearts just get dissolved. Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall. But one time out of ten, everything is perfect for us all. Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall. Here we go! If God controls the land and disease, keeps a watchf

Days Gone By For The Complainers.lol
You know, I get a lot of shit from things I say in mumms. Mostly, it's in good fun, but sometimes... just sometimes, maybe my bitterness shines through... This isn't something I like talking about, so, if you don't like it, go slide down a giant razor blade or something. Most of the shit I get is from the women. They don't like a man voicing his opinion or something. They only want to hear what they want to hear. I told myself a long time ago, to fuck that. Tired of saying what they want to hear, changing my opinion or myself to fit some one else's ideals. If they want me, then I'm going to be me, not their version of me. Yes, I may be a tad bitter in some aspects, but no one truly knows me, do they? God damn it, if I want to scratch my balls, I'm going to damn well scratch them. This is to help certain folks to understand me a bit, and where I'm coming from. Now, it might sound negative to you, but it's not, Just the facts, as I know them. Besides, I don't give a shi

Any Help Would Be Appreciated
hey all, my fiancee was just aressted because his crazy ex tracy had him aressted because she conned him into having sex with her by telling him that she would drop all charges against him and so he pitty fucked her to save his own ass and she put him away again for it, i know i'm new on this site but he's not and if anyone out there can help we'd appreciate it, tracy's screen name is remember faith be warned she's off her rocker and will stop at nothing to bring everyone down, she's claimed to have had 3 misscarrages in the last 3 months but yet now she says she's 4 months pregnant, delete her if you know her she's nothing but trouble, thank you for your help

My Daddie
August 22, 1998 was a day I will never forget. It is the day that my daddie passed away. Being woke up by my mom... walking downstairs to find my Uncle Bill there also... My mom telling me and my brother to sit down she had something to tell us.... Feeling numb after my mom telling me that my dad had passed away... Sitting there feeling lost and feeling as though in some way I had been robbed.... Sitting there wondering where to go from there... Waiting for someone to wake me up and tell me that this was just a dream... Walking over to my dad's house to find out that it wasn't dream... Looking at my two big brothers... both sitting there crying... Wondering what would happen next... Listening to "Close My Eyes Forever" crying.. feeling all alone in this world... My daddie is gone... My daddie will never return... Then the day comes when we have lay my daddie to rest... August 25,1998... As we sit at the funeral home and people say their good byes to my daddie... My big brother holds me

Some Well Know Tidbits...
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "

Broke My Thumb
well i was in the field training with the M777A2 cannon. the piece i work on cuz im a 13B witch is a cannon crewmember. well i was loading a 100 pound round onto the loading tray and when i set the round down i didnt move my hand out of the way in time so the round landed on my thumb. its broke and the shitty thing is that it is my right thumb. i do everything with my right hand. write, type, jack off, get dressed, eat, pick my nose, smoke, talk on the phone, shave, ect. im broke and it sucks. guess how long it took me to type this out with one hand....10 minutes! lmao

Surgery Went Fine!!
just thought that I would let you all know that my surgery went fine, I got sick & put back in the hospital for another 3 days but I am home & doing good, still taking it easy for a few weeks!! don't want to go back to the hospital!! thanks for all your support & warm wishes!! take care my friends!! love, Angel Baby BBW

After Coffee
After all the excitement today, I just had to find a little "me time" as well. Once I noticed one nephew on my home computer, hubby on his, and the other nephew playing the 360, I went up to the bedroom. I turned on the television to create background noise, and opened the bedside cabinet drawer. With you in mind, I pulled out the rabbit. I could hardly contain my excitement as I looked at the purple device. I knew the batteries were brand new and I was in for a treat. I climbed into bed and pulled down my loose fitting pajama pants. My hard nipples were already poking through my tank top. I turned on the vibrating butterfly attatchment and held it to my eager clit. I knew it wouldn't take long to get my juices flowing more than they already were. As I did this I thought of what it would be like to have you watching as well. My excitement quickly grew. Then, I slowly inserted the head into my eager pussy and tighened my muscles. I turned its function on as well and felt the slow

Cheating In Sports
so i'm watching espn not too long ago and they're talking about the patriots and being caught cheating. the question was posed as to whether or not it should hurt the legacy of the pats and coach bellichick. mike golic and sean salsbury both were insistent on they're stand of no. both pretty much said if your not cheating your not trying, and that making jerseys slippery and etc. are a part of the game. my only problem with this is that is that i have seen both of these guys vilify barry bonds for cheating in baseball when he's never been found guilty of anything(although we all know he's took something) and when bonds allegedly took steroids or whatever they weren't illegal in the sport. the point i'm trying to make is cheating should be cheating no matter the sport no matter the color of the participants of that sport no matter the feelings we have for the particular players and or coaches. if its okay to vilify bonds and put asterisks next to the records he's accomplished as

10 Experiences I Need When I Get Married
10 Experiences I Need When I Get Married 1. Have sex in the woods out in the dark in the open. 2. Have sex while watching a porno 3. Have sex with my husband in the back row of a movie theatre. 4. Have sex in an elevator while it is working. 5. Have sex in the backseat of a car parked on a highway during the day. 6. Watch my husband masturbate while I read him some of my most erotic poetry then have hot sex with him 7. Have sex on a waterbed in a furniture store after dark after the store has closed. 8. Have sex on a neighbors lawn after midnight in the summertime. 9. Have sex on the beach. (once during the day and once at night) 10. Have sex blindfolded.

Just So I Don't Have To Explain This Like 200 More Times Haha...
My life recently... Yay... Haha. I got sick over the weekend and was in the hospital Monday night, so if you ask how I'm doing, I'm tired. Sorry if it sounds like I keep saying that every time you talk to me, but I am. I'm completely ok now, and everything will be fine, I'm just exhausted. Monday I had my first university classes, which was awesome. I'm taking social development studies and my classes this semester are psychology, anthropology, social work, Spanish, and medieval studies. For the million people that just added me (or million it seems like hahaha) Ty so much for the rates and comments and everything *big hugs* xoxo, I'll get to rating all ur stuff soon, I just have to get to it =]. ***muahhhhhhhhh*** Btw, special shout outs this blog to: faceless puppet (miss u sooo much hun! xoxoxoxo), fathert420 (miss ur gorgeous voice like a fat annoying kid with cake), techno demon (*pounces*), and da king dawg (damn straight ur older ;] lol! chillllllll).

Would U.....4 Me...plz
K SO IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO SOME AWESOME COLOR EFFECTS ON PICS....COULD U PLZ DO ME SOME....IM LOOKIN TO DO THEM ON THE NEW PICS I JUST UPLOADED.... LET ME KNOW THANKS XOXOXOXOX ASHLEY AKA **SWEET AS CANDY**

Visitor In The Night
His work-roughened hands ran down her silky arm. "I don't want to hurt you. My hands are so rough." She leaned against him "I love rough hands, it shows a man that's worked hard all his life." His mouth nipped along her neck while his hands push her hair out of the way. "I love the way you smell and taste. I want you , need you and hunger for you; but I"m afraid. "Afraid...of what." "Afraid this isn't real." She heard the catch in his voice and turned around to straddle him. Grabbing his hand she ran it along her naked body. Over her breasts with their hard nipples. Down her stomach to end at her moist pussy. "Does this feel real?" she whispered. She dipped her finger into her juices and brought it to his mouth. "Does this taste real." she said rubbing his lips with her finger. He licked her juice off her finger. She tasted sweet and tart. She tasted like her. He moaned and pulled her in for a kiss. Their tongues tangled in each other's mouth. Her hands rip off his shirt wh

Mind Fuck Or Head Fuck!
Do any of you women know what the worst FUCK is, its a MIND FUCK! Its when u let a person FUCK up your head & you put them first over everything in your life. Keep ya' GAME Tight, don't SLIP & PLEASE DON'T FALL 4 IT! (send me your comments or replys)

Finger Snack
I was going out. My everyday routine was getting boring. I never thought I would say or think it, but there it was. I liked playing with my pussy on the net and over the phone. But I still found myself wanting more. I decided to go out tonight. I wanted to feel a man's body on my body. His lips, mouth, touch, I wanted it all. Tonight I was going to wear a skirt, with no panties for easy access. I didn't call my friends tonight. I wanted to go alone. The minute I walked in the club I knew I was in the right place. The club was packed and the music was great. I walked over to the bar and ordered me a drink. I don't normally drink at clubs, because it has a crazy effect on me. But this night I wanted to be drunk, I wanted to do something wild and erotic. After the second drink I knew I was ready for my seduction. I just had to find the lucky guy to try it on. I made my way closer to the dance floor. Every so often I would feel men brush their hands, or bodies up against mines, and it arou

A Kiss
You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'm Going Postal..
Man life sucks and workman comp is a ripoff. You get hurt on the job but noone gives a shit .. You pay for insurance while you work and for what.. Why do we pay all this frigin taxes for ?? When you need help, noone seems to help, Social Security is a joke. The welfare Dept of Florida is pure raciest and unless you live on the streets they aren't going to help you at all.. The richer keeps getting richer and the poorer is getting poorer and this world is going to caca...

When A Friend Hurts.
When a friend hurts, how can you reach out and touch them if they shield themselves. When a friend’s heart has been crushed how can you reach out to their soul and let them know you have nothing but care and affection for them? You can try telling them, you can try to hold them, and you offer to listen instead of speaking.

Schedule Internet Main Event
Schedule Internet Main Event Schedule / Agenda Registration begins for the World Internet Main Event on Thursday at 10AM and the first speaker begins at 1PM. Friday's event registration starts at 7am. REMEMBER: Howie Schwartz has a breakout sessions on SUNDAY @ 7:30am - 8:15am in Salon H. You do NOT want to miss his presentation at the World Internet Main Event. world internet main event, Howie Schwartz,internet main event, internet marketing, online marketing, fusion power

**attention Dickwad On The Bar***
yeah ok so heres another rant from me.. that douche at the top of the page, Is disrespectful to women and shouldnt be a loved fubarian, being as he has no respect for the females on this site i dont want to trash talk him to much but if you privet message me ill show you what i refer to .. i have a convos from him and a close friend of mine, k thanks ~Jessa ok heres more info.. its been updated.. here is the convos i was refering to she wanted me to post it so here goes. SmoothlyShaved inOZ!: uve had 1 b4 havent CaSsIe DaViS: no SmoothlyShaved inOZ!: i've never had a vip or a blast CaSsIe DaViS: me either SmoothlyShaved inOZ!: if u like 2 guys 7 u could move in with eithre of them & marry either them, but 1 lived overseas & the other 1 lived into state, who would coose & why? CaSsIe DaViS: wtf SmoothlyShaved inOZ!: just answer pls CaSsIe DaViS: why? CaSsIe DaViS: wtf....thats messed up CaSsIe DaViS: i refuse to answer that sorry SmoothlyShaved inOZ!: i'm trying get ppls o

Okc Vs Wtc
Timothy James McVeigh, commonly referred to as the Oklahoma City bomber, enlisted in the U.S. Army May 1988. He was a decorated veteran of the United States Army, having served in the Gulf War, where he was awarded a Bronze Star Medal. He was a top scoring gunner with the 25mm cannon of the light-armored Bradley Fighting Vehicles used by the U.S. 1st Infantry Division to which he was assigned. He served at Fort Riley, Kansas, before Operation Desert Storm. At Fort Riley, McVeigh completed the Primary Leadership Development Course (PLDC). McVeigh always wanted to join the Green Berets and after his return from the war, he entered training to become a Green Beret but dropped out after the second day of an early phase, after this failure, for reasons not fully established, McVeigh decided to leave the Army entirely and received his early discharge on December 31, 1991 he was given his final honorable discharge from the Army reserve in May 1992. He was ultimately convicted of eleven federa

Cinderella Im Not But Im God,s Child Who Has Over Came Alot > My Poem ..>
God you,ve given me so much indeed; and i love you so ; for loving me > Im glad to know you now and to receive all thy gifts,, thy blessing,s each day , Your the reason I can say My Lord ; I do love you , more each day, and you have my soul and know where ill go to one day ; in your heaven and with your grace . Ill see you one day soon ; and sing ; awe what a wonderful day that will be. ; ill receive you as my Lord, for i know , ive seen you once and to behold a vision of you again will be awesome and I am , long a waiting . Ill be happy with tears to shed, as you call me home and Oh Ill be so blessed. All be so calm ; to be in your heaven there of.. Diana

Rectum Stretcher
RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah, said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what.. A rectum stretcher"? "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well, she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge!" TrafficTicket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop'

Seven Layer Casserole With Ground Beef
Seven layer casserole is a layered ground beef casserole with rice, corn, tomatoes, green pepper, onion, and shredded cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup uncooked rice, washed and drained * 1 cup whole kernel corn, drained * dash salt and pepper * 1 can (8 ounces) tomato sauce and 1/2 cup water * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 3/4 to 1 pound extra lean ground beef, uncooked and broken up * dash salt and pepper * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained * 4 strips bacon, cut in half * shredded cheese, if desired for topping PREPARATION: Place ingredients in a buttered 1 1/2 quart casserole in order given. Cover and bake at 350° for 1 hour. Uncover and cook 30 minutes longer, until bacon is crisp. If desired, top with shredded cheese the last 10 to 15 minutes. Seven layer casserole serves 4.

Beefy Macaroni And Cheese Bake
This one-dish meal is easy on the budget. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces macaroni, uncooked * 1 pound ground chuck * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 envelope cheese sauce mix (1 1/4 ounces) * 1 1/4 cups milk * 1/4 cup mayonnaise * 1 can (4 ounces) chopped mild green chiles * 1 tablespoon butter * 1/4 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes PREPARATION: Cook macaroni as directed on package; drain. In a large skillet, brown ground beef with onion, stirring to break up. Drain off excess fat. Stir in dry cheese sauce mix, milk, and mayonnaise. Add chiles and cooked macaroni; bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. Spoon macaroni mixture into a 1 1/2-quart casserole. Melt butter; stir in crumbs and parsley flakes. Sprinkle over casserole. Bake at 375° for 20 to 30 minutes, or until lightly browned. Serves 4 to 6.

Modern Man
"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-

Beef And Macaroni Bake
This is a delicious family-friendly main dish for any day of the week. Serve this macaroni and beef casserole with a fresh tossed salad for a full and hearty meal. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces elbow macaroni or small shells, cooked, drained * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 cup chopped onion * 3 ribs celery, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 3 medium cloves garlic, minced * 1 pound extra-lean ground beef * 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning * 2 cans (14.5 ounces each) tomatoes, undrained, diced * 2 tablespoons tomato paste * 1/2 teaspoon salt, or to taste * 1/8 teaspoon black pepper, or to taste * 2 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese, divided PREPARATION: Heat olive oil in a large saucepan or Dutch oven over medium heat; add onion, celery, green and red pepper, and garlic. Continue to sauté the vegetables, stirring frequently, until the chopped onion is tender.Add ground beef and continue c

Im Outta Here
Ive gotta get my butt to work ...I hope you all are having a great day .. sorry for those that i didnt get to send comments to this day has flown by and ive been runnin around like a crazy lady most of it .. Enjoy . and Be safe .. *HUGS*

Moist Fig Cake
This moist, delicious cake is made with fig preserves and pecans. Top this tasty fig cake with a buttery caramel glaze. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 1/2 cups light brown sugar, packed * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice * 4 ounces butter, melted * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 3 eggs, beaten * 1 cup buttermilk * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 1 cup fig preserves * 1 cup chopped pecans PREPARATION: Heat oven to 325°. Grease and flour a 12-cup Bundt or tube cake pan or spray with baking spray. Combine flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, and spices in a large mixing bowl; add butter and oil and beat well.Add eggs and beat until well blended. Beat in buttermilk and vanilla. Stir in preserves and chopped pecans. Pour into the prepared baking pan; bake for 55 to 60 minutes, or until a toothpick or cake tester ins

Zen Words Of Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Amen To This!
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem .. kick their ass. 2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest...kick their ass. 3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass. 4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress unifo

What The Hell!!!!
I think that it's funny how people love to play head games. But yet thay say that thay are not. For example, someone tells you that thay still are in love with you, and has a very funny way of showing it. Then tells you that thay will come around to see, and does't show up for days. Then thay tell you that thay want to try to work things, but yet does't keep in contact. So you tell me that it is not a game????? Then of all things has there phone # changed and tells you that thay wiil make sure that you will get the new #. And does not give it to you. There again, that's not a head game???? So what the hell!!!!!! This is to be comeing from someone who clams thay do not lie or that thay are playing any head games????? So you tell what you think??? I there for have been doing all that I can to make this persons life more easyer, yet thay are just makeing mine a liveing hell!!!! So you call this LOVE?????????I keep giveing and giveing and getting nothing in return. Not even as much a

Legal Aliens
Taxation Without Representation Category: News and Politics If you have read my other blog, you will get more insight into my personality by reading this. Just as I am distressed by illegal aliens sucking the life blood out of our country, I am even more distressed at the plight of our numerous and productive legal aliens. I know many of these people. Most are in high level jobs and are an integral part of our productive economy. They spend their money in the US. They pay their taxes, state, local and Federal. They come under the same laws and rules that we do. Yet, they have absolutely no say in how their tax dollars are spent. They have no choice as to who makes the laws they must conform to. They cannot vote. We have a law against this. It is called taxation without representation. We had a revolution because of this very premise. Why are we now doing the same thing to those people that have chosen to work and build our country, just because they are not

Bye Everyone
Hey I thought I would let you know that I will be deleting my Fubar account today or tomorrow. I have no reason to be on it. It's just a meat market and I am not up for sale.Not like that . So if you want to keep any of my pictures I sudjest you go rip them right now while you have the chance before I am gone. Hugs and Kisses STEPHANIE

Another Soldier Has Died
My friend Sgt. Nick Patterson was killed in Iraq Monday leaving behind a multitude of friends, family, a wife, and most sadly, a 1 year old daughter. How much more of this senseless tragedy go on before someone puts a stop to it. My sister and her husband are getting ready to head into the same hell hole who killed a friend. It sucks... (WSBT) Remembering his life and coming to terms with his death — an Indiana hero has died fighting in Iraq. Family and friends are now trying to cope. Family members tell WSBT News U.S. Army Specialist Nick Patterson died Monday in Iraq. He graduated from Rochester Community High School in 2001. People there remember him as a great student, a great athlete and a great person, and they say he was a person who had a zest for life with a smile that could fill the room. Perhaps that's why his death is so hard to take. “It's a relationship that you don't think much about until it’s not there anymore,” said Rob Malchow. Malchow taught Ni

Master And Slave Relationship
A true bond The most intimate of bonds No relationship is closer No relationship has more trust More love A slave gives themselves mind, body, and soul A Master takes that gift and cherishes it A slave willingly obeys their Master A Master teaches and protects their slave Trust is the most important thing in a relationship But most relationships don't show trust day-to-day But a Master/slave relationship REQUIRES absolute trust A slave has to trust that their Master is doing what is right for them A Master has to be able to trust that the slave will obey them even when they do not like it or want too A Master/slave relationship is not always about pain, punishment, or sex A Master/slave relationship is about love, trust, respect, and honesty Love is shown in everything In the hugs, kisses, and even the punishments

Please Hep Me!
My VIP is expiring in a day and i would love to have another VIP if anyone could help me out please that would be great. Im an OIF vet and im a very good guy and i will help u out anyway i can. I make morphs and tags and things for fun and ill make whatever i can for u. If anyone wants one just mail me and let me know. If anyone can help me out with a VIP it would mean the world to me please and thank you. Blaze

Help I Need Dj.s For Harley Radio
Harley Radio Is Licensed Thu loud city 992 Or Site kicks ass take A look http://harleyradio.com We Need Djs and promoters and A Lounge bartender will help You With STREAMING program thank you http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=2869 harley radio rocks

A Magic Moment I Remember
A magic moment I remember: I raised my eyes and you were there, A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that's beautiful and rare. I pray to mute despair and anguish, To vain pursuits the world esteems, Long did I near your soothing accents, Long did your features haunt my dreams. Time passed. A rebel storm-blast scattered The reveries that once were mine And I forgot your soothing accents, Your features gracefully divine. In dark days of enforced retirement I gazed upon grey skies above With no ideals to inspire me, No one to cry for, live for, love. Then came a moment of renaissance, I looked up - you again are there, A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that`s beautiful and rare.

Let's Go Party Time (update)
LET’S GO PARTY TIME (Update) Current mood: excited We have a boat now ... yay.. We have a 18 foot bayliner. It is pretty nice.. We are planning to be spending a lot of time on the water... As much as possible.. My parents just bought a 37 foot motor home. It's a Chevy Gulf Stream - Endura... With 3 slide outs... It is very nice So we are going to be planning on doing a lot of vacation times.. lol I cannot wait..... Bree is so excited.. She had to sleep in it while it was parked in my parents front yard.. Silly girl... (wonder where she gets it from) By next month Lee & I should be certified in diving... I can't wait for that either... I am ready to Dive, Dive, Dive... (Shark bait .. whoo ha ha.. lol) Thanks ADAM.... On Saturday September 22, 2007 we are leaving to go to Daytona Beach to the "diappearing Island". Anyone who is interested in going with a boat let me know.. We have a few seats left in ours.. We will be staying in Daytona for the weekend. Anyone else w

Me
mom of two kids livin it up in w.v like to hang out with ppl that r care free and easy going dont like the perverts that hang out here love to joke around and im sometimes sarcastic so beware i usually dont mean to hurt ppls feelings lol i have a great bunch of friends too and a really cool boy friend lol hes a mean a@# at time but still cool well gotta go party like a rock star lol -----------Laura

Meet My Tattoos
I just posted some pics of my tattoos so please stop by and let me know what you think! I am starting to layout my backpiece so all ideas are welcome. As soon as I can I willpost a full back photos so you can see what I am trying to tie together. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Nikki Sixx
okay you guy's...remember motley crew..but of course you do but do you know nikki sixx? Well if you do his new band is called SIXX A.M and all the songs is about his life and what he thinks about it. this video is one of my fav..please listen to it and let me know what you think

Tear
Wants to run and hide, cant find himself knows what he did to fuck up maybe the best thing that ever happened to him someone took the time to ask, to send to put their heart right next to his always told him the things he wanted to hear the mistakes a he made the tears he has and will have all he wants is to feel the same way he did jut a few days ago with the butterflies in his stomach but for now his stomach will feel like its been kicked 9 times.... misses the most important person in his life next to his son Tearssss............

I'm Sorry!
-----------------I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

At One Time This Site Was Worth It But Here Is What I Think Of It Now
NSFW THIS, NSFW THAT PLEASE, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO MOAN ABOUT . THE VIP IS WORTH SHIT , HUMP DAY PICS REMEMBER NO NUDE PICS BECAUSE THEY WILL BLOCK THEM , ALSO NO HARLEY PICS OF THE CHICKS NIPPLES OR PICS WITH BITCH , BECAUSE THAT IS ALSO CONSIDERED NSFW . FUBAR HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT MOAN AND WHINE , AND ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE BORED TO HELL , TO SEE ALIL NIPPLE OR A PIC WITH BITCH ON IT , WASN'T ADAM AND EVE NAKED UNTIL OH , WAIT , THEY ATE THE APPLE. OH DAMN THEY HAD TO PUT FIG LEAFS OVER THEMSELVES . PLEASE SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT , BECAUSE FUBAR REALLY SUCKS AT IT .

I Now Work For Avon And I Am Looking For Customers?
I just started today and I have a website for easy access to the brochures for you women to take a look or men for their women but all i am asking for right now is for you to just take a look nothing less nothing more if you would that would be fantasic thank you all very much for your time have a great day

My Funeral
Dear Ded Mike, What do you think your funeral would be like? My funeral's going to be off all of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon. First, I'll have to deal with the most difficult decision a newlydead faces: what to do with my stinking, rotten remains. I don't want to be just lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers— That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied! Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse— —suplexing a cougar. It'll be kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with. Well, maybe I'll just preserve myself fetal pig-style in a mason jar filled with the salty tears of all the heartbroken private school girls that will pine for me. That way, there'll be something left to re-animate once the zombie uprising cometh. In 2046. On March 31st. At 2:03 pm. And while I'm a big fan of the classic {sings to the tune of Chopin's funeral marc

Slowly But Surely
im getting back to business....the room mate from hell is on her way out....and im working on getting my net back at home...thanks for all the love..i miss ya all lots..still on at the library till i get this all straight....leave me love!!!

For Illinois Residents Only.
A guy from Illinois dies and is sent to Hell. He had not been a nice man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Illinoisan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Illinois. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the man's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust

Bike Week A Wild Time In Wildwood Nj.
this passed weekend was bike week here. we had over 150,000 bikers here. we all had a blast. and believe it or not i dident see any fightes at all and dident see any one get thrown out of any of the clubs eather. every one showed respect for each other even thow there were meny different bike clubs here. as the song goes,(WE ALL HAD A REAL GOOD TIME.) cant wate till next year.it seems to grow by 50,000 every year.this year was intence,full of fun and things to do.every one left there colors out side and there attatudes at the door. and all were welcome..zz..

Irreplaceable--beyonce
Irreplaceable To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don’t touch (don’t touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I’m such a fool, talking ’bout How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know ’bout me You must not know ’bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know ’bout me You must not know ’bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’ You’re irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn’t know What did you think I was putting you out for

Vegas Trip
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc, but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to

Title Of Story: A Princess's Second Lifestyle
On a breezy Autumn night, there was a beautiful princess, she was beautiful than all the princess's in the land. She was five foot, six inches, she was petite, she had long curly brown with steaks of blonde in the front, she has hazel eyes. She was the most irresistable princess in the land. She would go jogging in the early moring, when she jogged pass a prince, they get eye-strung out. Her name was Princess Shasta That night after seven 'o clock, she lived a second lifestyle. Princess Shasta would dress into a dancer outfit, she would go to work at a strip club. Once she would tease all the guys, then she would go swing around the dance pole. Princess Shasta, wore a sparkling dark blue bikini top, the bottom was a bikini thong. Then she would twist side to side, while walking towards you, then she would do lap dances, after that then she would take you into a empty room in the back, she would satisfy you, then she would go home. ~~~THE END~~~