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Morph My Bare Feet!
Question of the day: What's the deal with the profile avatars that morph into celebrities? IS this to help me imagine I'm talking to Brad Pitt when really it's Joe Dirt from the smelly trailer park down the street? LOL! Why compare yourself to a celebrity when you're not! Oh, I know fantasy is fun, but I can accept you a lot more if you're a little fugly and admit it; versus that avatar that screams "Brad Pitt might look something like me if he ate a whole bag of potato chips every day!!!!" I know, I'm a mean bitch. I did, however, discover the joy of walking barefoot today. I usually hate bare feet, and all feet in general, but the trip to the laundry room was a lot nicer without shoes on. All light, airy, and fancy free! Stay real!

Free!
it's a wonderful thing being free I've alway's been controled and now I feel that I finaly have my freedom time will tell if I'm alone in this life but for now I'm not,lies are easy to tell and even harder to live down or exlpain and be belived but you find those who agenst all odds that that belive you and it make's thing's better.

Thanks To People Who Levelled Me To Godmother
Thank you so much everyone for your help in getting me to Godmother - the below people are top and should be in everyone's friends list! If I have missed anyone out, I'm sorry - I was asleep when I levelled so a lot of people may have been overwritten in my Bar Tab.... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Thank you ... Thank you... Thank you ... Summer@ fubar BT**** K.O.P.E ~~~~Uk ****Fubar World Cruise ****@ fubar Learning2Fly@ fubar MikeHammer031@ fubar Mistress Alissandra@ fubar jb147(UK levellers)W.I.S.E.U.K.F.@ fubar gypsysoul fubar wife to finsterbaby member of club far@ fubar starwhisper@ fubar Just Susan

What An Asshole
So here he goes fucking running his mouth, I made a mistake but who doesn't? There are alot of people who do, I was soo excited about this stupid auction, since it was my first. I repeatedly warned him that my pc is slow and it would take ages and ages to rate all his pictures, he was fine with it. But I pimped him out otherways, even made him salutes which he never seemed to rip and that ain't my fucking problem, he was on my yahoo, in my fubar name, I crushed him, gave him gifts. He got his fucking blast back, he bought me a 7-day blast, he got what he gave me right? a 7day blast is about 20.00, and he got it back. It's like I paid for that blast myself for myself, more than 2 months ago, and now he bitches and whines about it like a fucking baby? I don't think so, he said he gave me more than 2 months, the only time I heard from him was twice, that was it. I get too much messages a day I can't keep track anyways. I wish this fucker would just leave me alone, and get on with

Being Used
every time a friend needs help I'm always there no matter what the price whether it costs me physically, emotionally, or physically. b/c my friends mean the world to me. but there is a time when enuff is enuff. if my friends in ny want my help fine. BUT RETURN the kindness. don't say you will help and don't show up. I almost got evicted b/c a friend didn't show up to help clean like they said they would. I have to much other junk to deal with. like finding out if I can sue my hospital for a mis diagnose of my knee. when they refused to look at it. all the dr said was I sprained it and to stay off it. which I was doing for a whole week before I went the ER. and told the doctor I was staying off it. I go on vacation and end up in the ER again and the dr did a complete work up. he took x-rays and had me bend my knee. and come to find out I tore my meniscus. and had to get an MRI .(which I had today) so I'm hoping I have a lawsuit against either the hospital or the dr

Go Show Mad Luv!
Its about that time again peeps, and YES they are doing it BIG this time! If one wasnt enough, we have 4, yes I said 4 back to back Happy Hours by Fubar's FINEST! Don't think it gets any better than this? Well check this out... We have †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk† who is hosting his Happy Hour Tuesday at 4.pm. (PST). We need him to GODFATHER so go show him all that FU-LOVE and RATE, RATE, RATE! I think we can get this done peeps, so LETS DO IT! †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk†~FÕÜnðËr ÒF ß.H. ß*õWÑêÐ ß¥ RØnÅlÐÅnThØnŸ74@ fubar And of course we have the one you all know and luv, Chuckiiboo! He is a Prophet but I think he would look sooo good as ORACLE so lets hit him hard too! His Happy Hours are Tuesday at 2:00, 3:00 and 5:00 p.m. (PST) **Çhµckîîbºº**@ fubar Now come on, don't miss out on your chanceto love all this SEXY long time! 4 hours is more than enough time andbelieve me, these two can hang :D PLEASE REPOST!

Baddest Milf's Entry
Its about that time again peeps, and YES they are doing it BIG this time! If one wasnt enough, we have 4, yes I said 4 back to back Happy Hours by Fubar's FINEST! Don't think it gets any better than this? Well check this out... We have †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk† who is hosting his Happy Hour Tuesday at 4.pm. (PST). We need him to GODFATHER so go show him all that FU-LOVE and RATE, RATE, RATE! I think we can get this done peeps, so LETS DO IT! †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk†~FÕÜnðËr ÒF ß.H. ß*õWÑêÐ ß¥ RØnÅlÐÅnThØnŸ74@ fubar And of course we have the one you all know and luv, Chuckiiboo! He is a Prophet but I think he would look sooo good as ORACLE so lets hit him hard too! His Happy Hours are Tuesday at 2:00, 3:00 and 5:00 p.m. (PST) **Çhµckîîbºº**@ fubar Now come on, don't miss out on your chanceto love all this SEXY long time! 4 hours is more than enough time andbelieve me, these two can hang :D PLEASE REPOST!

Trust
Trust used to be something you could count on before. Now, before anything is said or done, you must know the score. People use you, only if you allow it to be that way. Now that you are an adult, you have learned what to say. You set yourself up, and kenw there would be a fall. It would have been easier, if you had had a little more gall. Now you are older, and with it became strong. Using what you have learned, could never be wrong. Don't take things for granted, its not how life is. And as soon as you learn, you will see you can't miss.

June And July
Just thought I would let everyone who reads up on me know that june and july I'll be online more...may is a terribly busy party month for us...like that is a bad thing!! lol....I should be posting new video on myspace by the end of the week...maybe as soon as tonight, this will be without the watermarks...woo hoo!! Anyone with an abundance of free time and a need to party with someone fun should definately hit me up!! June and July I'll be writing a new show for the upcomming season that starts in august with the magic convention in st louis the 17th I have been honored with being master of cerimonies....as always, if there is a place around you that you think would be a fun place for a one man act for an hour before the bands kick off let me know..I'll contact the bar and see about comming to a town near you...its just that easy! Tim

"an Hour To Mastu---well -you Know--4.2 Starz!!!
AN HOUR TO MASTURBATE 4.2 Active contest: • #72 in Experimental Rock Best ranking: • #70 of 259 in Experimental Rock on 14May2008 Track Of Day: 14May2008 Reviewers' Picks awards! Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN Genre: Experimental Rock (Real Crapola) This music free to share under a Creative Commons Music Sharing License. Signature Review whisky fueled madness. Vocals-They're funny which you intended ye? It sounds like a parody on Irish folk, fusing it with trace elements of Death From Above 1979. Its really mumbled, like you're undrneath a barstool in a pool of piss and blood, the only bit I can here is "it took me an hour to masturbate", but thats an instant classic. Instruments- Couldn't quite work it out. You've got a bassist (who incidentally is really good and plays technical stuff), but your guitarist (if he is) sounds like another bassist playing with some plugin? When the song started I thought it was going to be really dirt

Booboo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S 3,604,060 AWAY FROM BEING A PROPHET!!! SHE'S DONE IT ALL FOR ALMOST EVERYONE OF US ON HERE! ITS TIME FOR HER TO GET ALL THE LOVE WE CAN GIVE HER! ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Gary & WildCat..@ fubar

My Page
For those of you who know me on a personal level know that I am also a photographer. I recently sort of updated my site. So take a look let me know what you think. It plain just like me but hey it get the word out. :) http://www.lovelyshotsphotography.com/ Let me know guys! I can do you all up :P

Hoohoo
True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient & his girl friend had a few drinks then sex. Afterward she found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

Tricky & Chuckiiboo's Hh Marathon
Lets Show These Sweet Guys Some Mad Love... Chuckiiboo is Tryin To Go 4 Oriacle.. So Come Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hours Tomarrow at 2pm , 3pm and 5pm.. Tricky Is Going 4 Godfather.. Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hour At 4pm.. These Guys Will Show You Love Back... So Dont Miss Out On This.. Chuckiiboo Tricky

Child Within
The Child Within, Where has she been? Living with memories of darkness and sin! Cannot embrace that child within. The shame it has no end! Don’t show your face, Stay inside and pray. The corner is yours dark and gray! Silence your heart Don’t you cry What good would it do? Don’t even try! Can’t let her out! People will see, The scared little girl inside of me! She wants to be loved! She needs to feel safe! Embrace her today along with her sorrow, She wants to come out And play tomorrow!

Poison' S Entry
Lets Show These Sweet Guys Some Mad Love... Chuckiiboo is Tryin To Go 4 Oriacle.. So Come Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hours Tomarrow at 2pm , 3pm and 5pm.. Tricky Is Going 4 Godfather.. Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hour At 4pm.. These Guys Will Show You Love Back... So Dont Miss Out On This.. Chuckiiboo Tricky

Here Are The Rules Of The Pack
~1~We will not level anybody over 15K for fubarians and 25K for fellow members of the wolf pack. ~2~If you join the pack you must fan,add,rate all members of the pack. ~3~If you see a bulletin posted by any one of the members of the wolf pack you do what you can to help. If you do not help with the leveling of anybody~"THERE IS A THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT POLICY"~you will be removed and blocked from all in the pack. If you want to join the wolf pack you must have at least 50 photos and at least 20 stash items. IF YOU AGREE WITH THE RULES OF THE WOLF PACK LEAVE A COMMENT HERE TO JOIN THE PACK, MAY YOU HAVE FUN AND MAKE MANY GOOD FRIENDS.

The Act
it's more than the act it's the lifestyle that follows knowing you broke down in the worst way at the most inopportune time it's a parasite slowly eating you out it's the sledgehammer memory pounding your skull every time you close your eyes it's a thought never said a heart always broken it's the smudge on your clothes the wrinkles that seperate you from all the other straight-starched people it's a disability to which others sympathize yet no one it seems can empathize with it's a stunt in your growth it's the glass wall you subconsciously build between you and those who said they would be there and weren't that one time it's the slur in your speech that everyone senses but can't quite detect it's resistance to love it's blame it's that time of excruciating pain between feeling sick and actually throwing up it's those days when you want to just hide forever it's a constant cold it's covering your head with shame it's living as a stati

Fake Azz Brutha
FUKK YOU BRUTHA! Its bytch ass niccas like you that make me not want to get married. If you were anything close to a REAL MAN, me simply ordering my coffee shouldnt make you question whether or not who wears the pants. Something as simple as me ordering my coffee shouldnt force you to feel belittled in anyway. You may be correct on one thing, maybe my personal ambition is a deterrent for most men but Im not the kind of lady that is ideal for most men. What I seek in a man goes beyond the bullshyt nowadays that MOSTmen claim that they seek. I keep hearing all this bullshyt of where are all the REAL WOMEN? However but what that translates into is where are all the weak minded, silly, low self-esteem, no ambition, submissive and easily ignored little gurls are. Your vision of me is exactly that A VISION. Its a figment of your imagination. A woman of my caliber will always remain simply that in your mind. So yes, I do talk a lot and I say exactly whats on my mind. BUT, BUT as a GROWN ASS

Deleted
For whatever reason Achilles has deleted his Giveaway folder without out telling me. He posted a Blog saying the giveaways were on Hold Now he deleted the pic 15,000 comments plus into the giveaway Thanks to all that wasted their time 1 year VIP 60,000 comments 10 weeks from today. All help appreciated and paid back Thanks

Montana
Palisades left in memory Snow-capped mounts where crystals glisten "Tis your song to which I'm drawn To this sweet melody I must listen Pitted granite channeled deep Ageless flows winding through Your toils inspire reflection As to why I ever left you Mammoth towers Heaven bound Leaves the shade of envy Swaying to your regal dance You will always exist within me In my heart where beauty's stowed And mind where visions linger Upon my breath whose words I borrow Until I'm drawn by Death's pointed finger

Feelings Of Insignificance
This, most likely, is not news to anyone, but I find it fun to think about now and again, particularly if I'm in a philosphical mood which leads me to start pondering the meaning of it all. The earth on which we live is 8,000 miles in diameter. Putting this in its place, our solar system alone and the only part of the universe we even have a vague idea about, is almost 8 billion miles across its span. It's pretty hard for me to comprehend what 8 billion of anything looks like and yet this pales into insignificance if we consider that our galaxy, the Milky Way, contains more than 200 billion stars and potentially solar systems. Travelling at the speed of light it would take 100,000 years to get from one side of the galaxy to the other. The known universe encompasses only a proportion of what is theorised to have been produced by "the big bang" and yet we are aware of the existence of over 100 billion galaxies. I say the "known" universe as many people hold with the theory that our

Some Of The Nicest People On Fubar
These people are some of the nicest people on Fubar!!!! They are always willing to help out when someone is in need...without question they are always there the kind of people you can count on!! Please do me a favor and show them some love! They certainly deserve it....... )O( light_n_darkness )O(...@ fubar Adam 125. Emergency Services Detail/Fire/Rescue@ fubar Willow@ fubar ButterflyMajic {fu slave to boomgardens}{CuffedAngels}@ fubar {GYPSY HEART} * {PROUDLY Owned by LORD RAVEN} * {CO_OWNER OF THE RAVENS DEN}@ fubar Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar

Dumbasses
so Obama supporters are now talking about "purging" the party... i guess if you dont support him, you cant call yourself a democrat anymore... i can think of a couple other groups who liked purging people... fascists, nazis, bolsheviks... also, recent polls about the election in november were quite interesting... in the polls, when its clinton vs mccain, clinton wins... when its obama vs mccain, mccain wins... but the idiots of the democratic party are gonna end up nominating obama... go figure... nobody can lose an election like the dems i dunno.. i guess im jus fed up with the stupidity of the democratic party, especially the obama supporters... if you dont vote for him, youre not a democrat... if you dont vote for him, youre a racist... hes a "liberal" even though hes the most concervative, republican-loving candidate the dems have run in my lifetime... its all a cult of personality now... doesnt matter that he has NO feasible solutions for the problems our country faces (fix

At Least I Admit It
These past few months have been a big change for me. I decided about a month ago to get help with my depression and bipolar. I was hospitalized for about 10 days. I wish I would've done it sooner though. Maybe some of the decisions I had made right before then I wouldn't have. When you don't feel good about yourself you go looking for approval elsewhere. Not a good thing to do. You will only find people who will use you and then leave you more heartbroken than before. I am lucky I guess. I didn't do anything really stupid. I didn't sleep with anyone or do drugs, well except alcohol but that's a different story. I spent money that I probably should've saved and I hung out with people who I thought were friends but when I needed them to be there they weren't. I am learning not to rely on others at all. If I want something I need to do it myself or forget about it. I can not make people change who do not want to change. People will always be jealous of me for some reason and will m

Rape Scene Part 1
Rape Scene By Janean Haffner May 17, 2008 Part 1 I am sitting here at work. All alone in my new office. I decided this would be a good time to write some erotica. I am a sick, perverse person and I love erotic stories, so figured I would write some. This one combines a rape fantasy with initiation and BDSM. It’s late at night, coming home from work. I realize that I don’t have enough cigarettes to make it through the night, so I have to change my clothes and go to the all night gas station across town. I park, and go in to get 3 packs of Marlboro red , pay and leave. As I walk to my car I notice a car with some college kids in it hanging out in the parking lot. One of them walks up to me, a very handsome , blonde haired guy around 22, athletic build, wearing a t-shirt from some band I don’t recognize and asks me for the time. I reach in my pocket for my cell phone. And another guy who was behind me, unknown to me, puts his hand on my mouth and grabs me from behind. He grabs my

The Wonderous World Of The Reflective Picture Commentator
You know, on this site, many of us simply rate each other for points, and not for quality. Even if someone is not a so called 10 we rate them that anyway. We do this in hopes that we too will get that consideration in return. Ah, but what's the prize after all? One thing that I do know that I find to be odd is when I want to comment on a picture, usually it has been a young lady, and I find many other men have beaten me to it. What they haven't beaten me to though was leaving some well thought out, and deserved comment. Most of them are pretty base, and obvious comments. Most of them say the same thing as the previous one.

Thoughts
have every wondered what be came of a high school sweetheart ..i have spent over 20 years wondering.. and like trace atkins says every light in the house is on , thats the way my heart has felt for over 20 years but just a few weeks ago i got a email from myspace if i was kevin from st johns high in south carolina.which my heart jumped with joy..we have been talkin now for a couple weeks . and im as much in love with her then as i am now..but god will tend to the matters of what the heart needs... kjt-snake

Ecclesiastical Interpretation
I find this whole experience, as I have said before, very strange. I would be a liar, at least to myself, had I not admitted thus far that I enjoy this, and as many people are quick to point out, addicted as well. Fubar is interesting for a lot of reasons, but perhaps the ease at which we all seem to introduce ourselves to one another might be the chief standout of such a production. I don't recall having had this plethora of social abundance on any other of this 'friend sites'. In fact I find this to be very satisfying as I have been very much an armchair philosopher for several years now. Ah the Ivory Tower, she still glistens, but to my subjective tones of self indulgence perhaps? Well my fellow's and more importantly the ladies of this site, I am happy to say that this is a rewarding experience, but I hope that it continues to be. Everyone is not so lost as I had once feared. Good job everyone. Oh, and Kompei.

Duties Of A Wife!!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their newwives duties.The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.The 2nd man had married a White woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.The 3rd man married a Samoan woman. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the 1st day he didn't' see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little

Helppppppppppp
Let's show them mad love rate 100 pics or send 1 bling & I'll make you a morph rate them both for 2 morphs lets level their sexy asses! robisue ♥ ~•Crazy_Canadian_Angel_4ever_O.~ ♥ Please help!! Message Unbreakable when you are done

The Man Who Walked On Water Sorry Photos Didnt Transfer Over
The Man Who Walks on Water Just as Peter on the lake I set out on a quest My boat is drifting out to sea God puts me to the test. The depth is deep, the width is wide A storm is setting in The waves are thrashing all about I feel a fear within. A figure looms, within the mist I tremble in the night He seems to walk on water My heart is filled with fright. Fear not says He, have courage I do not bring you harm For it is I who comes to save There’s no need for alarm. He bids me walk on water His flowing robe, I see But I lose faith as I step out Upon the angry sea. My trust is gone, I start to sink I panic as I go I cry out Lord, please save me Strong winds begin to blow. His staff is there before me His mighty hand comes out He plucks me from the churning sea Why did I ever doubt. Into the boat, the wind is still He calms the restless sea

This Is For Mister B
THIS IS FOR MISTER B.. HE NEEDS 60K IN JUST 10 WEEKS FOR A ONE YEAR VIP... DAMN THAT IS NOTHING BABY. BUT IT IS REALLY IF YOU HAVE NO ONE HELPING YOU.. SO PLZ TAKE A FEW MINUTES EVERY NOW AND AGAIN TO SWING BY THIS GIVE AWAY BEAT THE CLOCK CONTEST I LIKE TO CALL IT AND HELP HIM OUT BY LEAVING A FEW COMMENTS ON IT FOR HIM.. THAT WOULD BE SUPER GREAT IF YA DID.. THANKS EVERYONE .. WAHOOOOOO

A Simple Meaningful Task.....
Try, just try this....go to the mirror any mirror which will be close enough to not only touch but large enough for a meaningful view. Approach the mirror and look into the beauty it shallow reflect. Look deeply yet quietly feel your breath and gaze....The eyes, the whole that is within the reflection. Relax , breath, center yourself within..feel the wholeness...gaze upon the left corner as you lift your hand ever so slowly to meet it's other in the reflection place it so lightly and just gaze, breath..MMmmm you are a whole. Is your breath beginning to quicken? Follow with your right hand but dont break the gaze as you lift it to meet it's whole.. Adore the beauty of the whole, the entire it is you..Your breath quickens your heart slightly beats ever so rapid and take it...Deep...Breath slowly and to the depths of all that is you, I lean my forehead to the image the breath mists the mirror..only to be enlightened...It is...YOU engulf what is YOU enjoy and Delight in t

Anyone Want Me?
Thats right folks you could be the proud owner of....ME! hehehehehehe So go check it out and see if Im worth it! Sorry for some reason the picture wont come up but the link still works! Even if ya cant bid pweeeease drop a rate...Most rates gets the person up for auction something toooooo :o)

The Love Of My Life.
The gentle breeze of summer The sweet smelling flowers of spring The love I carry inside my heart The sheer beauty beheld in everything The laughter of a small child The sun that shines so bright The air that we all need to breathe The stars that fill up the night The rippling of the water The sky so big & blue All these wonderful things Remind me so much of you A big ole field of clover The magnificent pale moonlight The birds that gracefully sing You're never to far from my sight You are the love of my life And darling you'll always be These are just a few little reminders That your beauty is in ALL I see. For you Jeannette.

In Dreams
In Dreams At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.

Sbradio Lounge Fubar
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND - The Snake Bite Radio Lounge is back up running under DJ Krazy Chick. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57022 This Time it will stay up! Krazy Chick has renamed her lounge to take the shape of the Snake Bite Radio Lounge she is the owner authough will have input on Mod's. After alot of concideration and many messages Snake Bite Radio Lounge has been reserected into being the most hip place to hang out and shoot the sh*t. Same Rules and Guidelines will apply to this lounge as any of the other Snake Bire Radio Lounges ( See last Guidelines ) for security and members. Thanks to Krazy Chick and Tanya for talking me into bringing the best Kick ass lounge back from the deep!!! As lounge "Owner" Krazy Chick is the only one who can Mod and Un-mod /Jokers

Omg Come See Whos Up For Sale
I AM HOLDING MY FIRST EVER AUCTION !!! I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE EVERYONE TO COME SEE WHO IS UP FOR BID!!! BIDS ARE AS FOLLOWS THE CASH/FU BUCK EQUIVALENT CHART STICKY BULLETIN = 25000O FU BUCKS 1 TICKER = 250000 FU BUCKS 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 FU BUCKS 1 Bling pk = 599,500 FU BUCKS 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 FU BUCKS 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 FU BUCKS 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 FU BUCKS HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 FU BUCKS $1= 50,000 FU BUCKS $5=250,000 FU BUCKS $10=500,000 FU BUCKS $20=100,0000 FU BUCKS $50=250,0000 FU BUCKS $100=5 million FU BUCKS IF YOU BID 200,000 FUBUCKS AND THE PREVIOUSE PERSON BID 1 DAY BLAST THEN THE BLAST BEATS THE FU BUCKS BID! COME GET YOUR VERY OWN

Blah! : /
I'm thinking about taking a break from fubar. I just wanna let people know in case I'm not around for a bit, just in case someone might possibly miss me :s I have some things going on, and some things have happened here that have bummed me out .. so I'm not sure what I'm doing :/ If I do take a break I'll probably log on to use my 11's and check mail N stuff, if it ends up being a longer break, then I'll consider canceling my VIP .. to all the people that have been there for me and care about me big Munky *hugzNstuff*

Chuck Wagon - Catch A Ride
You've been cordially invited to take a trip on the all new Chuck Wagon Trail! Come one and come all and bring your empty stomaches as we tend to serve up the best that FU bucks can buy! So if'n your up for the bumpy ride, jump on in and travel across our FU world and meet and show some FU luv to the below honarary members. Click the wagon pic with the purple border below to find out what location we're haulin' out from: Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will I'm your cook, so please be sure to drop in and tell me what kinda food ur in the mood for lol! Thank ya kindly for cominin' on along! Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will@ fubar

Outta My Mind
I can see pieces of memory spitting Like sparks from a gun that's been fired and hitting The skull of the soul who was so unsuspecting And the look in his eye as he's feeling the burn I can hear flesh as it's being infected From hot burning lead thats been flying so fast The sound of the sting as it melts through the skin And the intake of air that just may be his last It's happening again The sleep in my eye is dry blood It's happening again I can't hold it back Hold me Hold me closer Tell me That everything will be fine Hold me Hold me closer Tell me That I'm not outta my mind Went to a priest to see what he could tell me Bout all of the evil that swims in my head Well I think that his voice had been very relaxing Cause I fell asleep - now the Father is dead I started to worry bout what's up ahead Will I knock on the door of Heaven when I'm dead Will they know it's not me that I'm not a killer I don't even know what I did while I'

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Mind Afar
On the field afar, Much is to be seen. Over the course of our lives, We see much that we learn. All over the world, Time flies over us without care. Never do we take the time to sit, And just look around. Throughout the world we see, Much that hurts. We all take pain differently, Our minds interpreting differently. Lives change, Time flying never stopping.

Lively Thoughts
Flying high into the world above, We see much into the light. Not many know the truest secret, To the human mind. We try to understand our life, To try and give it meaning. Human nature is evident, We create an almighty being, And tell all to shun any other. Those who disbelieve, Always need a superior being, Especially when their life's at stake. Forever true must we stay, Only to ourselves, For we must give life meaning, And this is the simplest truth.

Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed

Creation Vs Evolution Has Been Settled
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race come about?' The Mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.' A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.' The confused girl returns to her mother and says, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says we developed from monkeys?' The Mother answers, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.'

I'm Tellin The World...
well all my loving sweethearts... you will be so proud our your lil ol suzy Q!!! i have completely not answered any phone calls or text messages since this morning from the repulsive creature who cannot quit hurting me,... and on a nice drive around the lake this damned $55 victoria's secret awesome bra he bought me is just driving me insane!!! no shit... i took it off and threw that repulsing thing out of my sunroof, hit the gas and got the hell outta there!!! so whattya say? i think suzy deserves a happy hour!!! ty sean!!! mad muahs!!! and have to start taking notes from dominoe... you go girl!!!

Wyoming Spiders
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden on their Wyoming ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, 'Well, we're not having any of that Brok

I Miss You
MISS YOU (key of: F) 1) THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR VOICE YESTERDAY WHEN I TURNED AROUND TO SAY, THAT I LOVED YOU, THEN I REALIZED, THAT IT WAS JUST MY MIND, PLAYIN’ TRICKS ON ME. 2) IT SEEMS COLDER LATELY AT NIGHT, AND I TRY TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON, EVERY TIME THE PHONE RINGS, I PRAY TO GOD IT’S YOU, I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE, THAT WE’RE THROUGH. CH) I MISS YOU, (I miss you) THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT (and I) AND I CAN’T DENY IT I MISS YOU, (I miss you) IT’S SO EASY TO SEE, I MISS YOU AND ME 3) IS IT DONE AND OVER THIS TIME, (Ooo ooo ooo ooo) HAVE WE REALLY CHANGED OUR MINDS, ‘BOUT EACH OTHER’S LOVE, ALL THE FEELINGS THAT WE USED TO SHARE, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE, THAT YOU DON’T CARE CH) I MISS YOU, (I miss you) THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT (and I) AND I CAN’T DENY IT I MISS YOU, (I miss you) IT’S SO EASY TO SEE BR) I’VE GOT TO GATHER MY SENSES TOGETHER, I’VE BEEN THROUGH WORST KINDS OF WEATHER. IF IT’S

Keep Your Fork
There was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things “in order,” she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. The woman also requested to be buried with her favorite Bible. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. “There’s one more thing,” she said excitedly. “What’s that?” came the pastor’s reply. “This is very important,” the woman continued. “I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. ” The pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say. “That surprises you, doesn’t it?” the woman asked. “Well, to be honest, I’m puzzled by the request,” said the past

People Amaze Me
well... I need glasses (Found out on my doc appointment I had may 12th..... walked to Fastrip b/c that's where my bus was headed... missed the bus (wich turned out to be good I found out that the bus was super late and so yea) I called my brother who was sick with a fever, but someone, a woman who was my age, couldn't be much younger... offered to give us a ride to the bus. I'm with my daughter mind you and I told her I don't have her carseat and told her that... well her son is about Alaura's age... and so she has one, i thanked her... she took me to my next bus stop, if i were to have taken the bus I'd have missed the second bus... but since I didn't, I made it :3... I thanked her again, and hopped out, had a frapachino moca that I didn't touch since I had water as well... and they said I couldn't have it... i found the first person to see and asked her if she wanted it... told her I didn't drink it or anything, so either she could have it or i'd throw it away... she took it and

Tongue Piercing
HEY I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THE ADVICE FROM A MUMM I POSTED ABOUT GETTING MY TONGUE PIERCED....I APPRECIATE IT...I GOT IT DONE MAY 10TH AND I LOVE IT =) I HAVE A PIC UP UNDER DEFAULT AND MY INK...CHECK IT OUT AND LEAVE ME SOME LOVE.....THANKS AGAIN =)

R I P Skeeterville
JUST FOUND OUT A REAL ANGEL HAS LOST HER FIGHT WITH CANCER SHE LEFT THE SITE ON THE 24TH CAUSE IT BECAME TOO MUCH SHE PASSED ON THE 17TH RIP TABBITHA AKA SKEETERVILLE SHE MADE THIS SLIDE OF HER MISTERFEET SAVED IT AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH THE SITE Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com THIS IS MISTER FEETS SALUTE TO CANCER DAMN THINGS TAKEN TOO MANY FRIENDS FROM US

Original Home Made Gifts
Inexpensive, Original Hand-Made Christmas Gifts By Gail Miller How many times when Christmas comes along do we end up spending a fortune on gifts for friends and family, which are not the least bit personal, and regretting it afterwards? These days we often seem to get caught up in a rush to spend as much as possible on commercialised products when in fact we could save money and give much better presents if only we applied ourselves to hand making them. Here I bring you a selection of lovely gifts which are easy to make and will certainly not break the bank. The recipients will love the fact that you have put your own time and effort into making the gifts and will treasure them. Personalised Recipe Book If one of your recipients is a vegetarian or has a penchant for curry, loves anything with tomatoes in or is a sucker for chocolate, make use of the fact by making a personalised recipe book. Start collecting appropriate recipes from books or magazines and purchase a small, ine

Bird Seed Ornaments
Birdseed Ornaments There is such a crush of holiday activities leading up to Christmas that I wanted to come up with a fresh way to invite guests over to for a seasonal celebration. So in recent years, I’ve created a new tradition of throwing a garden party in early December. When guests arrive, they get into the spirit by joining me in decorating the garden to attract local wildlife. The festive decorations we create double as edible treats. To set a celebratory mood for the party, I do a little pre-decorating in the garden. Both guests and feathered friends are greeted at the door with a wreath decorated in dried fruit slices and berry ornaments accented with mini terra cotta pots filled with suet. I also like to wrap garlands around the entryway columns of the arbors. To save time and money I’ve found a neat little shortcut that turns inexpensive artificial garlands into something grand. I buy several long strands and then cover them with clusters of bundled live evergreen

Cookie Tin Time Capsule
Cookie Tin Time Capsule Difficulty: Average Parental supervision is recommended Capture your memories in a recycled cookie tin and have hours of fun doing it. Spend New Year's Day together with this family craft. What you'll need: * Cookie tin (or similar type); washed and dried * Rag * Sandpaper * Spray paint * "Painters" paint markers in assorted colors * Memorabilia How to make it: 1. Take lid off the tin. 2. Lightly sand the cookie tin (lid and bottom) all over on the outside to rough up the paint. 3. Wipe the cookie tin off with rag. 4. Spread out newspapers and place cookie tin on it. 5. Spray paint the cookie tin. Let dry. 6. Use paint markers to add your message. Some sample messages might be: * Time Capsule Don't open until New Years Eve 2010 * These are a few of my favorite things! (add music notes around the words) * Family members names could go around the exterior of the tin. 7. Let each member of your family place a few special items in the

Paper Plate Noise Makers
What you'll need: Miniature paper plate Colorful paper streamers or tissue paper Craft jewels, large and medium Peach craft paint (optional) White craft glue or hot glue gun Scissors Beans or beads How to make it: If you like, paint the paper plate with peach paint. Let dry. Fold paper plate in half to find center. Make a crease that you can see and unfold. Place paper plate onto work surface. Cut streamers or tissue paper into thin strips about 4-5” long. Glue the strips to the rim of the plate, only on one side (see your crease) leaving most of the strip sticking out. The glued end of the strips will be on the inside of the plate once folded. Glue colors in an alternating pattern. Fold the plate and place a handful of beans or beads inside. Glue the plate closed. Decorate the outside of the plate with craft jewels. Tips: You can purchase craft jewels in variety bags at your local craft supply store. Make decorating this craft easier by using stickers instea

Candy Trains
What you'll need: Low temp hot glue gun Ribbons or yarn for hanging 1 roll of Life Savers (cylinder about 3 1/2" long) 1 small package of gum (3" x 3/4" x 3/8") 4 round wrapped candies (try peppermints) 1 Hershey's Kiss (this is by far the best shape) 1 large rectangular caramel-like candy 1 mini chocolate bar (1 1/2" x 1" x 3/8") How to make it: Glue the Life Savers roll to the gum package, letting the Life Saver roll stick over at both ends. Glue the peppermints to the lower sides for wheels. Push the caramel onto the Life Saver body to make the cab of the engine to help it adhere better. Glue in place. Cut the paper off the top of the Hershey's Kiss, then flatten the point a bit by pushing it against the table. Put a good sized blob of hot glue on the tip, and then adhere it to the Life Saver roll as shown. Glue the little chocolate bar on top of the cab for the roof. Tips: You can substitute a rectangular candy for the Life Savers. Jolly Ranchers work, and so does

Adult Party Games
New Year's Eve is approaching and you are hosting an adult only party. You have the usual stack of board games, movies to watch and great food and drink. But this New Year's Eve you want to do something different. Try some of these party games for a fun filled evening. 1. Adult Belly Dance Competition - Have the women judge the men in an exotic dance contest this New Year's Eve! All you need are scarves and some exotic Arabic music. Have the men cover there faces with the scarves, pull up or take off their shirts to expose their bellies. Start the music and watch the fun begin. They could dance at the same time or one at a time for 30 seconds each. Have prizes for the things like the "most voluptuous", the "sexiest". Make sure there are enough prizes for everyone to win something. 2. Charades - Make it a New Year's Eve version of charades by acting out popular song, book or movie titles, events, or people that made the news during the year. Divide the group into 2 teams and deter

Home Made Board Games
Home Made Board Games! When I was a child and was first discovering the joys of board games, among my favorites were the classics "Chutes and Ladders," "Candy Land," and "Chinese Checkers." Their timeless appeal to children lies in the simplicity of the basic "rules" of all three. The goal is to start at one point and finish at another, and to have fun along the way. When my two daughters were old enough to understand the above concept, I thought about purchasing one or two simple games for them. But then an idea came to me. Why not take simplicity up a notch or two? I had all of the ingredients for a new and original board game on hand: A large pad of newsprint, a big box of crayons, a pair of kid's scissors, and a pair of dice. So, I sat on the floor with the girls (and one of their friends). On the first page of the pad I drew a wavy line that started on one side and meandered around the page until it reached the other side. We then took turns drawing circles about the size

Dear Drunks
this is to all drunks.i understand that alcoholism is a disease, but why cant you think about other people before you go out and drink and do stupid things like get in the car and go for a drive.why cant you just fucking stay at home to get drunk and why do you always have to take people i care about away from me ?its bullshit, its stupid and it is selfish.you are all selfish and oneday you will have to face the fact that you KILLED innocent people and are responsible for causing the pain and suffering of many family members and friends. its not fair,its not ok, and just because you have a disease doesnt make it ok.just think before you act and i mean really think before you decide to go out and drink with your friends. make sure you have money for a taxi, a bus , or find a designated driver,but please,PLEASE DONT get into a car and think your ok to drive.Someone other than you will suffer because of your actions.

Quick And Cheap Summer Decorating
Quick and Cheap Summer Decorating By Kathy Wilson Summer is a time when we want our homes to be welcoming, to be functional for hosting get togethers with family and friends, and be a relaxing place to make some memories. Here are some quick, easy and cheap ways to make you summer decorating…a breeze! Start in the room with the most chaos…this is always the most used room in the house, usually the kitchen/family room. Don’t feel like you have to make a whole seasonal transformation of the home, remember, you are trying to simplify. Time to put away all clutter, take down and store any unnecessary window coverings, rugs, and throws. Pack away busy collections until next fall, and replace with simple, larger and lighter colored objects. Consider inexpensive wall hangings to offer color and texture to replace your groupings of framed artwork such as quilts or rugs. Add dash of brighter color through the room with a few simple throw pillows in a shade th

Cutting In Line
Could they be more disrespectful .... People that fail to stop for funeral processions or cut into the line. Do they have so little respect or are they just being plain rude. In todays life style of fast paced living and working, it's got to be a tough choice whether or not to stop and allow the loved ones of a decedent to follow behind the hearse to the cemetery. Pray when it comes to the funeral of your loved one, the other guy has a few spare minutes to get where he is going.

Home Made Tassels
How To Make Tassels for Home Decorating By Kathy Wilson Tassels are a wonderful accessory in almost any room, they can be formal or informal, simple or ornate. And they can cost a fortune! Here is an easy way to make them at home. Add detail to your rooms for the price of a skein of yarn! These are directions for a simple tassel and ideas for how to use them in your room. Tassels can be adorned with more detail with beads or gems. You will need a skein of yarn or embroidery floss. I really like the textured yarns because they give a real interesting look to your finished tassel. Embroidery floss will give a more formal, smoother look, and a smaller tassel. You will need an object to use as a template. Something thin and sturdy, like a book, or a video tape, depending on the size of tassel you are making. Starting at the bottom of the template, start wrapping around your object from 12-20 times, depending on the thickness you desire for your tassel,

Bring Ur Horses & Join The Chuck Wagon Trail!
You've been cordially invited to take an old fashioned trip on the all new Chuck Wagon Trail! Come one and come all and bring your empty stomachs as we tend to serve up the best that FU bucks can buy! So if'n your up for the bumpy ride, jump on in and travel across our FU world and meet and show some FU luv to the below honarary members. To become a member of this western adventure, you must rate, fan, and add all the folks below and then private message me when you're done so that I can add you to the list. Once I've done that, you can then repost this notice to continue this wagon trail. If you're already a friend to any of those adventurous gents & ladies, just post a comment lettin' them know that you're "Jumpin on the Chuck Wagon Trail!" Wagons....HOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'm your cook, so please be sure to drop in and tell me what kinda food ur in the mood for and that your Jumpin on the Chuck Wagon Trail! If you don't keep the cook happy, then NOBODY'S happy! Thru_a_dif

Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes
Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes Makes 16 These pancakes, practically the signature dish at Bubby's, were inspired by James Beard's excellent recipe. Half the milk called for in Mr. Beard's recipe is replaced with sour cream, resulting in a fluffy, deep golden griddlecake. Though you can measure the dry ingredients ahead of time, don't make this batter more than six hours in advance. You'll get the fluffiest and most tender pancakes if you use the batter within three to six hours of making it. Serve with plenty of butter and maple syrup or one of Bubby's thick fruit sauces. 2 tablespoons sugar 4 cups all-purpose flour 5 teaspoons baking soda 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups sour cream 1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled 2 3/4 cups milk Sift the sugar, flour, baking soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. In a medium mixing bowl, beat the eggs with a wire whisk or electric beater until foamy. Add the sour cream, melted butter and milk. Beat briefly

S'more D'oeuvres
S'more D'oeuvres These sweet treats make a great addition to an appetizer buffet, or just make them for dessert. The marshmallows are coated in milk chocolate, then dipped in graham cracker crumbs. 1 Box Graham Cracker Crumbs 1 5oz. Milk Chocolate Bar, chopped 1 Bag Large Marshmallows Pour Graham Cracker crumbs into a large bowl. Using a fondue set or a double boiler, melt the chocolate bar. Roll the marshmallow around in the chocolate until it is completely covered. Then roll the chocolate covered marshmallow around in the Graham Cracker crumbs and place on a cookie sheet sprayed with non-stick spray. After making desired amount place cookie sheet in the refrigerator for about an hour. Serve chilled.

Dreamsicle Mousse
Dreamsicle Mousse 1 box Sugar free orange Jell-O (3 ounce) 1 box Sugar free white chocolate instant pudding (3 ounce) 1 small can mandarin oranges (drained) 1 (8-ounce) container Fat free cool whip Dissolve Jell-O in 1 cup boiling water. Add 1 cup cold water, mix well. Let set for 5 minutes. Using an electric mixer, mix the dry pudding into the Jell-O until well blended. Fold in the mandarin oranges and the cool whip. Chill for several hours till firm. Variations: Strawberry Jell-O with fresh strawberries; lime Jell-O with pineapple; or peach Jell-O with peaches

I Demand These Things Of Myself As A Witch:
I DEMAND THESE THINGS OF MYSELF AS A WITCH: I must pursue my highest ideals I must aspire to the highest of ethics I must demand integrity of myself I must always keep my word I must cultivate self-discipline I must LIVE the Hermetic Principle I must seriously contemplate the ramifications of Reincarnation & Karma I must respect the astral realms I must approach ritual with reverence and care I must respect ritual work as an act of love and beauty. I must take sole responsibility for all the events and circumstances in my life, in the knowledge that I have created them all for my own development. I must strive to cultivate a sense of humour and of humility. I must avoid all negativity, firstly in my thinking and as a consequence, in my life. I must live in harmony with the Earth Goddess - Gaia. I must cultivate a global perspective. I must serve my community, both locally and globally, b

Peppermint Chocolate Fudge
PEPPERMINT CHOCOLATE FUDGE 2 cups (12 oz.) milk chocolate chips 1 cup (6 oz.) semisweet chocolate chips 1/2 tsp. peppermint extract dash salt 1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk 1/4 cup crushed hard peppermint candy In heavy saucepan, over low heat, melt chips with milk and salt. Remove from heat; stir in peppermint extract. Spread evenly in wax paper lined 8 or 9 inch square pan. Sprinkle with peppermint candy. Chill 2 hours or until firm. Turn fudge onto cutting board; peel off paper and cut into squares. Store covered in fridge.

Mississippi Mud Pie
Mississippi Mud Pie Yield: 12 servings 2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1/4 cup white sugar 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed 3/4 cup white sugar 8 ounces cream cheese, softened 1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant butterscotch pudding mix 3 cups milk Thoroughly blend graham cracker crumbs, 1/4 cup sugar, and butter. Press firmly in bottom of 9x13 inch pan. Blend together half the whipped topping, 3/4 cup sugar, and softened cream cheese. Spread mixture on top of crust. Whip together the puddings and milk and spread on top of cream cheese mixture. Top with remaining whipped topping.

So Sad
LOL Score me, I always seem to find men who are fricken assholes in one way or another. I shouldnt even put it that blunt. I seem to find all the imature people. Because not all of them are complete assholes just imature. Hmm maybe someday I may find someone who will be at my standards for dating material, untill then, I will just have fun and enjoy life. Okay let me elaborate on this before it pisses more people off. This was only intended for one main person by the name of Brandon, who happens to be my ex. Who thinks its okay to have a girlfriend and then want to hook up with me. Which aint happning. Not to mention wanting me to hang out with him and his girlfriend. He calls me when his girlfriend is not in the room and etc. Dont get me wrong all this makes him sound like a complete asshole but he isnt. He is just really imature. I hope i cleared this up with a certain someone who is mad at me. But ohh well if it didnt, because Im me and i just dont give a shit. I still find

Crockpot Caramel Apples
Caramel Apples for Crockpot Caramel apple recipe for the crockpot or slow cooker. INGREDIENTS: 2 packages (14oz each) caramels 1/4 cup water 8 medium apples, such as McIntosh, Gala, or Fuji sticks for apples PREPARATION: In slow cooker, combine caramels and water. Cover and cook on high for 1 to 1 1/2 hours, or until caramels are melted, stirring frequently. Meanwhile, line a baking pan with wax paper; butter the paper. Wash and dry the apples. Insert a stick into stem end of each apple. Reduce crockpot heat to LOW. Note: If the caramel does happen to scorch, put it through a mesh strainer and discard any dark particles. Put the sauce into a saucepan or back into the cleaned slow cooker and keep warm while you dip the apples. Dip apple into hot caramel; turn to coat entire surface. Holding apple above pot, scrape off excess accumulation of caramel from bottom apple. Place coated apples on prepared wax paper in pan. As you near the bottom of the pot, use a sp

Coconut Biscotti
Coconut Biscotti 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 teaspoon grated whole nutmeg 3/4 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 large eggs 1 cup flaked sweetened coconut Preheat oven to 300Â°. Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Combine flour and next 4 ingredients (through nutmeg). Place sugar, vanilla, and eggs in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at medium speed 2 minutes or until thick. Add flour mixture and coconut; stir to combine (dough will be very sticky). Turn dough out onto a heavily floured surface; knead lightly 7 or 8 times. Shape dough into a 15 x 3-inch roll. Place roll on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper, and pat to 1-inch thickness. Bake at 300° for 40 minutes or until roll is golden brown. Cool for 5 minutes on a wire rack. Cut roll diagonally into 20 (1/2-inch-thick) slices; stand slices, upright on baking sheet. Bake 20 minutes (cook

Fubar Page Updated
Ok i changed the background and i uploaded some more songs. Pictures are soon to follow. I'm now working on the transparency and some other minor tweaks to make my page look a bit more professional. Greets to all and have fun on fubar. :D

West Coast Chicken
West Coast Chicken Breast---Diabetic 4 large skinless, boneless chicken breast halves about 1 pound 1/4 cup chopped sun dried tomatoes packed in oil, well drained 1/4 cup packed chopped fresh basil leaves 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1 slice whole wheat bread, crumbled to make soft crumbs Preheat the oven to 425F. Prepare a shallow baking dish with olive oil flavored nonstick pan spray. Pound the chicken breasts to 1/4 inch thickness. Combine the tomatoes, basil and garlic in a small bowl. Spread the tomato mixture evenly over the chicken breasts; roll up and place seam side down in the prepared baking dish. Combine the oil, pepper and paprika in a small bowl; brush evenly over the chicken rolls. Sprinkle with the bread crumbs. Press the crumbs onto the chicken rolls so they adhere. Bake 25-35 minutes or until the chicken is tender and the crumbs are browned. Check every 5 minutes after 15

Grilled Peaches
INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons white sugar 3/4 cup balsamic vinegar 2 teaspoons freshly ground black peppercorns 2 large fresh peaches with peel, halved and pitted 2 1/2 ounces blue cheese, crumbled In a saucepan over medium heat, stir together the white sugar, balsamic vinegar, and pepper. Simmer until liquid has reduced by one half. It should become slightly thicker. Remove from heat, and set aside. Preheat grill for medium-high heat. Lightly oil the grill grate. Place peaches on the prepared grill, cut side down. Cook for about 5 minutes, or until the flesh is caramelized. Turn peaches over. Brush the top sides with the balsamic glaze, and cook for another 2 to 3 minutes. Transfer the peach halves to individual serving dishes, and drizzle with remaining glaze. Sprinkle with crumbled blue cheese.

Little Wonders
- Rob Thomas Let it go, Let it roll right off your shoulder Don't you know The hardest part is over Let it in, Let your clarity define you In the end We will only just remember how it feels Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain Let it slide, Let your troubles fall behind you Let it shine Until you feel it all around you And i don't mind If it's me you need to turn to We'll get by, It's the heart that really matters in the end Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain All of my regret Will wash away some how But i can not forget The way i feel right now In these small hours These little wonders These twists & turns of fate Time falls away but these small hours These small hours, still remain, Sti

Chicken Bacon Kabobs
INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup cider vinegar 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons canola oil 10 large mushrooms, cut in half 2 green onions, minced 3 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into chunks 1/2 pound sliced thick cut bacon, cut in half 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained skewers DIRECTIONS In a large bowl, mix the soy sauce, cider vinegar, honey, canola oil, and green onions. Place the mushrooms and chicken into the mixture, and stir to coat. Cover, and marinate in the refrigerator at least 1 hour. Preheat grill for high heat. Wrap the chicken chunks with bacon, and thread onto skewers so that the bacon is secured. Alternate with mushroom halves and pineapple chunks. Lightly oil the grill grate. Arrange skewers on the prepared grill. Cook 15 to 20 minutes, brushing occasionally with remaining soy sauce mixture, until bacon is crisp and chicken juices run clear.

Spicy Peach Chicken
INGREDIENTS 1 cup peach preserves 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 cup Old El Paso® chopped green chiles (from 4.5-oz can) 6 chicken drumsticks (about 1 lb), skin removed 3 bone-in chicken breast halves (about 1 1/2 lb), skin removed DIRECTIONS 1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. In food processor or blender, process all ingredients except chicken pieces until smooth. Reserve 1/3 cup preserves mixture. 2. Place chicken pieces on grill. Cover grill; cook over medium heat 25 to 30 minutes, turning frequently and brushing with preserves mixture during last 15 minutes of cooking, until juice of chicken is clear when thickest piece is cut to bone (170°F for breasts; 180°F for drumsticks). Before serving, brush with reserved preserves mixture. Broiling Directions: To broil chicken, place on broiler pan; broil 4 to 6 inches from heat using times above as a guide, turning frequently and brushing with preserves mixture during last 15 minutes of b

Grilled Margarita Shrimp For Two
INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1/4 cup margarita mix (from 33.8-oz. bottle) 2 tablespoons tequila 12 shelled deveined uncooked large shrimp with tails left on DIRECTIONS 1. Soak 4 bamboo skewers in water for 30 minutes. In 1-quart resealable food storage plastic bag, combine cilantro, garlic, margarita mix and tequila. Add shrimp; seal bag and shake to coat. Refrigerate 30 minutes to marinate. 2. Meanwhile, heat grill. 3. When ready to grill, thread shrimp on skewers; discard marinade. Place shrimp on gas grill over medium heat or on charcoal grill 4 to 6 inches over medium coals. Cook 5 to 7 minutes or until shrimp turn pink, turning several times.

Grilled Chicken Breast With Mandarin Orange Salsa
INGREDIENTS Salsa 1 (11-oz.) can mandarin orange segments, drained 1 (8-oz.) can crushed pineapple in unsweetened juice, drained 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon chopped, seeded jalapeño chile 1/4 teaspoon salt Chicken 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. In medium bowl, combine all salsa ingredients; mix well. Set aside. 2. Brush oil over all sides of chicken breast halves. Sprinkle with 1/4 teaspoon salt, the pepper and ground red pepper. 3. When grill is heated, place chicken on gas grill over medium heat or on charcoal grill 4 to 6 inches from medium coals. Cook 10 to 12 minutes or until chicken is fork-tender and juices run clear, turning once. Serve salsa with chicken. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Place chicken on gas grill over medium heat or on charcoal grill 4 to 6 inches from medium coals. Cook

Grilled Taco Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup spicy bean dip 2 packages (10 oz each) prebaked Italian pizza crusts (6 inch) 1 cup Old El Paso® refrigerated taco sauce with seasoned ground beef (from 18-oz container) 1 can (4.5 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles 1 medium tomato, chopped (1/2 cup) 1/2 cup sliced green onions (8 medium) 2 cups finely shredded Cheddar cheese (8 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. Spread 2 tablespoons of the bean dip evenly on each pizza crust. Spoon and spread ground beef mixture evenly over dip. Sprinkle each with chiles, tomato, onions and cheese. 2. When grill is heated, place pizzas over medium heat. Cover grill; cook 8 to 10 minutes or until crusts are crisp and toppings are thoroughly heated. If crust browns too quickly, place sheet of foil between crust and grill rack. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Place pizzas on sheet of foil; place foil and pizzas on grill rack. Cook on grill over medium-low heat.

Mixed Seafood Grill
INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1 teaspoon lemon-pepper seasoning 1/2 teaspoon fennel seed, crushed 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 lb. halibut, cut into 1 1/4 to 1 1/2-inch pieces 12 shelled deveined fresh large shrimp with tails left on (about 1 lb.) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat grill. In large bowl, combine butter, lemon-pepper seasoning, fennel seed and salt; mix well. Add halibut and shrimp; toss to coat. Place in grill basket. 2. When ready to grill, place basket on gas grill over medium-high heat or on charcoal grill 4 to 6 inches from medium-high coals. Cook 5 to 10 minutes or until fish flakes with fork and shrimp turn pink.

Grilled Portobello And Mozzarella
Grilled Portobello and Mozzarella INGREDIENTS 4 portobello mushroom caps 1/2 (8 ounce) bottle Italian salad dressing 1 (14 ounce) jar marinara sauce 1 (7 ounce) jar roasted red bell peppers, drained and sliced 8 slices mozzarella cheese 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried basil DIRECTIONS Place the mushrooms in a large resealable plastic bag with the salad dressing. Seal, and marinate for at least 15 minutes. Preheat grill for medium-high heat. Heat the marinara sauce in a saucepan over medium heat, and keep warm. Oil the grill grate. Place the mushrooms on the grill, and cook for 7 to 10 minutes on each side, until lightly toasted. Preheat the oven broiler. Spread the bottom of a shallow baking dish or oven-proof plate with just enough marinara sauce to cover the bottom. Place mushrooms in the dish bottom side up, and top with the peppers and remaining marinara sauce. Place 2 slices of cheese on each mushroom, and sprinkle with oregano

Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches Anymore
DON'T EAT CHICKEN SANDWICHES ANYMORE > > >A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. >Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that >they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! >This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he >noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. >He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it >anymore?' >She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it . ' > >' Why?' he asked.. >She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers >down there!' >'Let me see' he said . >' Okay' and she pulled up her skirt. >He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more >chicken..' >He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut >butter. >He said to the little girl, 'I have to sto

Broccoli With Lemon Butter Almond
Broccoli With Lemon Almond Butter INGREDIENTS 1 head fresh broccoli, cut into florets 1/4 cup butter, melted 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1/4 cup blanched slivered almonds DIRECTIONS Steam or boil broccoli until tender, approximately 4 to 8 minutes. Drain. In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium low heat. Remove from heat. Stir in lemon juice. lemon zest, and almonds. Pour over hot broccoli, and serve.

Banana Crumb Muffins
Banana Crumb Muffins INGREDIENTS 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 3 bananas, mashed 3/4 cup white sugar 1 egg, lightly beaten 1/3 cup butter, melted 1/3 cup packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 tablespoon butter DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers. In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins. Bake in preheated oven for 18 to 20 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into cente

Pasta With Asparagus
Pasta with Asparagus Ingredients: 5 garlic cloves, minced 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 2 to 3 dashes hot pepper sauce 1/4 cup olive oil 1 tablespoon butter 1 pound fresh asparagus, cut into 1-1/2-inch pieces Salt to taste 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 1/2 pound mostaccioli or elbow macaroni, cooked and drained Directions: In a skillet, cook garlic, red pepper flakes and hot pepper sauce in oil and butter for 2-3 minutes. Add asparagus, salt and pepper; saute until asparagus is crisp-tender, about 8-10 minutes. Add Parmesan cheese; mix well. Pour over hot pasta and toss to coat. Serve immediately. Yield: 4-6 servings. My notes: I thought it was too spicy but my husband loved it. Next time I would cut back on the red pepper flakes and let my husband add his own hot sauce to his plate.

Bird Of Prostitution!
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Mom

Member Rules
1. To enter you have to send a private message to the homepage to notify us you would like to join 2. Add/rate/fan all members. Private message when you are finished and add our name to yours. 3. We will not stand any drama!! if you have a problem come to the homepage or Perpetual Bliss and it will be taken care of 4. You must have a verified salute photo to enter. 5. You must check in when every you can to see what we are doing. you will be able to see by checking the blogs. 6. If you do not stay active you will be deleted unless you notify us before hand. 7.We are not Bombers So Dont Ask. 8.When you are close to leveling and need help send a private message to the home page and let us know we will get you posted asap Thanks to Our Loyal Members. I want to be one of the best leveling family out there so try your best thats all i ask

Blonde Sister
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck

My Love For You (to My World)
EARLY MORNING,LIGHTS DIMMED,SILENCE IN THE HALLWAY.THE CHANDELIER OVER LOOKING THE DOWNSTAIRS BALLROOM.AROMA FILLING THE ATMOSPHERE.THE INNS KEEPER READING THE MORNING PAPER.THE SOOTHING SOUND OF THE MAN-MADE FOUNTAIN,THAT DIVIDES THE GREAT ROOM.BEAUTIFULLY DECORATED WITH GOLD AND WHITES.AS I SIT BY THE WINDOW,LOOKING OUT TOWARD THE MIST FROM THE RAIN POUNCING ON THE PANES.ENJOYING THE STILLNESS OF MY HEART FROM THE UNCERTAINITES I HAD FACED THE MONTHS PRIOR.A SMILE,AND THE SENSE OF REALLY BEING ALONE,SUDDENLY OVERWHELMED MY SOUL,TAKING MY BREATHE AWAY.AS,I STROKED THE KEYS,I LISTEN,SOMEONE STIR DOWN AT THE PIANO ROOM,WHAT A LOVELY PIECE FILLED THE SOUND BARRIER.MY HANDS SLOW TO RESPOND TO THE MORNING GREETINGS.I STOPPED SOMEWHERES ALONG THE WAY TO LISTEN TO THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER CRIES.I SET AMIDST THE VELVETY PLUSH,LEGS STRETCHED OUT,IN MY OWN COMFORT ZONE,AND MY MIND SINGES,WITH THOUGHTS.THOUGHTS OF YOU.I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT WITHIN THAT NITE,I HAD MANY THOUGHTS HOW THE WORLD WOULD

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The Tour
updates on the shows now you can read them here on this blog catch splendid chaos right now ALSO ON THIS NOTE THE ORIGINAL DRUMMER TONY MASON HAS STEPPED DOWN NEW DRUMMER MIKE OAKLEY FROM PA. HAS STEPPED UP AND IS THE NEW CURRENT DRUMMER FOR SPLENDID CHAOS... AND SPLENDID CHAOS DOES WISH TO SEE YOU ALL VERY SOON AT ONE OF THEIR UPCOMING SHOWS... THANK YOU FOR TUNNING IN TO THE SHOWS AND THE SC TV EPISODES... Powered by iSOUND.COM

It's Only Love.
you're a smart girl. and if you've read my last two blog entries here, which are lyrics to songs that have been beating my head, because of you, then you've already realized that i'm going through an agonizing time. and at the same time, some truths and realities are becoming very clear and obvious to me. the trick is to accept it. and im not very good at that. we tried, and that's a fact. we each made plans and sacrifices to accomplish our goal, to be together, finally, and to share the love we promised ourselves. but failure was always there. not because of our own doing, more like circumstances. life. fate. god. whatever the fuck you wanna call it. so we kept trying, and kept trying, and kept trying. until one of us couldn't take it anymore. and so it happend, it was over, and you moved on to your own plans. i thought it was over for me too, or so i thought. (and maybe you did too.) but for the past 9, 10 months or so, my feelings for you never died. that

I Am In A Race
All of my so-called friends and those who are true friends, please go to this link and rate my pic, which is 7 comments in itself and then leave as many comments as you can, every bit helps.....Have a great day and all my love, Johnny, aka 2thick http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1345917&albumid=1022145&i=509172192&idx=2 First to 30,000 comments wins one million fu bucks

Re: Iran Busts Cia-backed Terror Group
RE: Iran Busts CIA-Backed Terror Group ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 19 May 2008, 11:48 Iran Busts CIA-Backed Terror Group The Iranian Intelligence Ministry busted a CIA-backed terror group that was planning to bomb scientific, educational, and religious centers, and carry out assassinations, according to a report in the Tehran Times. The arrests come weeks after Ret. Gen. Thomas McInerney urged the U.S. to carry out terror bombings in Iran. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/051908_iran_busts. htm

Reason For Not Accepting New Friend Requests
Lately I have been feeling a lot of stress and because of it my health is being affected. Besides now being really sick I have become really depressed. So because of this I will be on long enough to use my 11s, DJ and return comments then will be logging out. I'm not sure how long this will last but for now better to NOT add new friends to the mix

Athe Silent Killer! Must See!
Hepatitis C: The disease no one's talking about Hepatitis C: The disease no one's talking about http://www.statesmanjournal.com ALAN GUSTAFSON The Statesman Journal The disease is a 'silent epidemic' that is getting little public attention, state official says Ann Shindo takes to task the federal government for failing to confront hepatitis C in Oregon and across the country. "Remember when Reagan didn't say AIDS? That's where we are with hep C," said Shindo, the coordinator of viral hepatitis prevention for the Oregon Department of Human Services. "It's (like) 1988, pal, and no one's talking about hep C. "We have four times as many people nationwide living with hep C as HIV (the virus that causes AIDS) and we have no federal funds and state funds to address this epidemic." The national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that nearly 2 percent of all Americans, more than 4 million people, are infected with hepatitis C. It kills about 10,

Joke
Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled from years past shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

We Should Just Be Friends
So, there's this woman who I see on the bus, every morning. . . I always thought that she was really pretty, but I never gave her much thought beyond that. I'd just see her, have a seat, and try to enjoy the semi-crowded twenty minute ride to the office. I never saw her on the way home, though. Only on the way in. One evening after work, I stopped off at Borders to browse for something new to read. I picked up this book, Blink, and fretted over it for about forty-five minutes. I carried it around the store, and kept flipping through it. I'd read little excerpts and just try to get my brain around the content. I didn't end up buying it, that night. I guess I just didn't want to part with the sixteen bucks, at the time. I have tons of stuff in the stack to read, after all. The next morning, I board the bus at the normal stop, and there is the woman. . . reading the very book that I was so curious about. I'm not a believer in signs or fate or anything, but I definitely

Ok Well For The Record..
ok well apparently I am being called a hacker, well see Imma give you the info that Bane got from him and ill give you my discharge papers. So you make up your own mind! I have nothing to hide so heres my proof! and for those who cant see it heres a blown up spot of it!

Staff And Members Of Chaotic Intentions Will Be Djing Again After Midnite See Blog!
*THANK YOU FOR THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK ON THIS ADVENTURE AND TEST RUN OF C.D.J. Chaotic ^..^ Kittie! I HAD NO COMPLAINTS JUST GREAT COMMENTS OF DOING IT AGAIN....SO I WILL AFTER MIDNITE TONITE EST!!* PLEASE HIT ME UP FOR YOUR REQUESTS ON MY BLOG BY CLICKING *HERE* AND IT WILL OPEN A SEPARATE TAB/WINDOW IN YOUR BROWSER! LET ME KNO WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR SO I CAN PLAY IT! COME VISIT US IN CHAOTIC INTENTIONS TONITE! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54128

Trying To Make A Choice.
Life hasnt gotten any easier lately because my heart has to choose between two men in my life. Piers and Bair both care for me alot but I can only have one in my life. I love Elizabeth (piers' daughter) but I need to also think about my kids involved as well. Its not just me anymore. All I want to do is live out my life in happiness with a good man by my side and hopefully raise a family together with however that guy maybe. I do have good news though. Come the 28th which is like in 9 days from today, I will be legally divorced from James A. Wilson and can move on with my life in a better way without the mental strain. I cant take the bullshit that he has put me through for so long. Hopefully something will come out in the right way in the end but time can only tell what may happen in my life with whoever my heart decides to choice!

Life
Marriage is not something you should take lightly. It is a life long commitment you are making to a person to stand beside them no matter the circumstance. There are going to be good times, those you hold close to your heart. There will also be bad times, you soon want to forget. A marriage is not always going to be a fairy tail or what you dreamed it would be. The person you married isn't always going to be the ideal one for you. When you make a commitment you have to throw away your "ideal" husband or wife and accept the person you married, faults and all. He or She is not disposable; you don't throw them away and seek another. You compromise and find what makes you both happy. You don't try to change the person, YOU LOVE THEM JUST THE WAY THEY ARE! If you cannot handle the most annoying thing they do… you never will… and it will never work… it will always bother you... You can try to change their faults, but bet on this you will always find another to change. Besides if he or she do

Sexy Mo Fo's 2 Bid On!
Come Check out My Super Sexy Naughty FUs! They are up for bid with some very TEMPTING OFFERS! I can't post pics cause...umm...well...yah, they're naughty! COME SEE! Just click my profile link and find my Naughty Auction Folder! You can't miss it! xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~Come Check out my Naughty, Sexy Friends! xoxo I Luv My Twiz!@ fubar

Crayon Coalition
I am writing this in response to a question in a survey my niece Angela wrote. The question was "If you were a crayon, what color would you be?" Now I find this question odd on so many levels. 1.What makes you people think that if you were a crayon you would get to pick your own color? I mean you didn't really get to pick your color as a person. Nor does Crayola list a 'Crayon Whisperer' on their payroll. Not to mention the fact that you couldn't ask an individual crayon what color it wanted to be until it was finished being produced, when the color is already chosen. 2. How are you supposed to answer said question? Do you pick a color you happen to like? Or are you supposed to choose based on the personality of said color? If you are tempermental would you choose red, laid back maybe a tranquil blue or green. Perhaps the suicidal would choose black, and the Hindu who has reached enlightenment could choose white. Maybe those annoying people who are always too nice and too h

Joke
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have motorcycle? The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there" and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thin

Recruiting
As most of you may have noticed Spirit Levelers isn't here any more.We have regrouped and started a whole new bombing family,hopefully it will work out alot better for everybody involved. I know when looking for a bombing family, you look towards one with family loyalty.With the family I'm going to start,there will be loyalty,as well as respect from your brothers/sisters..Most important, support when you need it! It won't be like anything you've seen, on this site or any other.. What I'm proposing to do is accept members on a bike club rule system. You must prove your loyalty to become a member of this family.However you will not be asked to do more then show your willingness to bomb/level as needed, and prove that you can be a trusted and loyal member of this family... Their will be a probation period upon joining,The probation would start from the beginning..Earning your patch along the way.. the amount of time it takes to earn your full patch depends on how active you

Joke
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?" "In prison," he says. "Why did they put you in prison?" He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." "Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single...?!"

My Medicine
My Medicine Your presence has the power to heal You drain away the negative Your love is like a seditive Letting me know what it's like again to feel You put my heart in my throat You rearrange my anatomy When it hurts to walk You are like a cordotomy When I cant seem to stand You are better than any drug You are my medicine I'll always remember you Even after I grow old with age You were in that small handful of people That caused my heart to hemorrhage

Where My Naughty Mind Is Now...
Was chatting with a guy on my dating profile http://www.benaughty.com/profile/tutsipupsi1 and got really horny, then my connection dropped... so I started to think naughty xxx There's a knock at my door. I answer the door and it's you. You ask if I'm alone, I say yes. I take your hand and lead you into my bedroom. I'm wearing a sheer white blouse and you can see the lacy white bra beneath it. And I'm wearing a long red wraparound skirt and white stockings. I stand on tiptoe to kiss you, a deep kiss with lots of tongue. Then I push you back onto the bed and step back from you. I undo the knot on my skirt and it falls to the floor. Underneath you can see that I'm wearing a white lace g-string and white thigh-high stockings. I slowly unbutton my blouse and let it slip from my shoulders, revealing my bra and the tops of my breasts. Next I kneel down at your feet and remove your shoes. You are not wearing socks. I gently tickle the bottoms of your feet. Then I stand up and pull

Kim....
[Eminem] Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now your two Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down bitch If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you [Eminem] (Eminem as Kim) (Okay) Don't make me wake this baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you? Just leave me and love him out the blue Oh, what's a matter Kim? Am I too loud for you? Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I'm like all right You wanna throw me out? That's fine! But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look at Kim Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him! He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk! (Why are you doing this?)

Holy Cats
We recently got bought by another company, us and our competition, o now we're one big happy family. We locate 3 utilities, and they marked the one we didn't locate. We are now arranging classes to learn how to locate the utility that they marked. I have previous experience marking this utility. Despite that, we've just been informed that we are having mandatory weekend classes. It is unsure if it will take one or two days.. Since the end of March, we've been working mandatory Saturdays. On these days, we are working on jobs that aren't due til Tuesday. I know what you think, it's all overtime. Which it is. But you have to realize, we'll get real busy, and when they need us to work Saturday's, we're already fried. So now we're wasting a weekend learning how to locate phone. They'll make our area drive, even though there is enough people in the area, that they should have a class that is convenient to us. It may last two days, so that weekend is shot. Then they'll get

The Simple Truth Of The Matter Is
good quotes......."if you love something let it go, if it comes back to you its yours if not it never was." "wanting and wishing aren't gonna get you anywhere doing and pursuing will.'' Listen to the logic side of your heart" "over 1,000,000 times I have failed, and that is why I suceed." "Dare to be different" "take a walk in the pouring rain" "don't get an STD" "don't trick people into doing something they don't want to" "be kind" "always believe in yourself" "use others doubts as fuel to your fire" "Set goals, achieve them, and then set more goals" "always have a direction to follow, but if there are flowers along the way make sure you stop and smell them" "be aware of our priorities, be responsible, have respect" "Fall in love, but only when your ready to be able to give them your heart and give them the ability to crush it but trust them enough not to" "love the life you live, live the live you love" and when someone calls you wierd simply enjoy the fact that you are not the

Shoutbox Say What?!
Not only do i get strange perverted stuff in my shoutbox. But i get stuff that makes me go "hmmmm". I'll update this periodically. May 19th 2008: the toy: if aguy is very well endowed, do yout hink it'sok forhim to show it off on here? bbkoking@a...: watsup girl i a;m Brian i got a question wat u think most guys like best when they 1st meet a girl face, boobs or ass? foenix (sl...: hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to work or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care

Help Me To Help Them Tyvm
MY PERSONAL GODMOTHER LIST Help me to help them thanks gem need 847.000 to godmother ?aGEM4life? ~??HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini??@ fubar hrtofgold need 1.771.900 to godmother ~ &hearts Hrtofgold ~ MAD FU BOMBER~ &hearts ~@ fubar cotton candy need 850.700 to godmother ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~@ fubar

Roses And Paper Hearts
Roses are like paper hearts They are so beautiful So full of life Colorful and the intention is to brighten your day. But they fall apart, almost as soon as you touch them. Soon they smell rancid, or crack and get discolored. What was once beautiful can only be a memory. Instead of Roses or Paper hearts give me an Oak tree, Sturdy , hardy and full of lasting promise. Or Love me like an Ocean, always turning and rushing to meet the tide like a lover. Anything but a rose or a paper heart. Something I can watch grow, look at without it becoming tarnished or old. I want it to last forever, not just one day, one week, one month or a year. Forever.

Looking For Ppl To Join In On Live Auction
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN PUTTING YOURSELF UP IN A LIVE AUCTION, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN PUT YOU ON MY LIST.... WE'LL BE HOLDING A LIVE AUCTION IN SWEETWATER'S LOUNGE THIS COMING THURS *AND* FRIDAY , IF WE GET ENOUGH PPL TO PUT THEMSELVES ON THE BLOCK FOR BOTH DAYS.....SO, C'MON AND SIGN UP!!

Da Realest Fam Wants To Level Up!
It's Da Realest Fam here and we all wanna level up!! Some closer than others and while we look out for each other, we still look 4 help from our friends from time to time. And in this case, who knows, u might make a new Fu n the process!☺ So come sho' my fam sum of that real Fu-♥ and let's get some of 'em leveled up! We always return tha love and we appreciate anyones help! It's all good wit Da Realest Fam on tha Fu!♥ Make a friend here, you just might make a friend 4 life!☺ SEXY MAMI**26,527 TO FU-KING **Sexy Mami**@ fubar sTuNna**52,663 TO INSIDER

Band Merch 2
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to cafepress.com/davesapparel ..... Our Cd (2 for the road) will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony

38 Kinder, Gentler Way To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combo plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off the cracker Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay h

Can Anyone Explain This To Me Please...?
This is a message I got from this woman. I don't have any idea what she's talking about, and I'm now blocked. I personally don't care, just wondering what the hell is going on?!? Sounds to me like others need to step away from the computer. This is the internet, nothing serious, so why act this retarded? '~*~Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy~*~Owned By Dman N Chuckiiboo**Partner In Bomb Crime 2 MR**~*~ Just some info! If u think your gonna come inbetween my Partner in crime and one of my fave fu chicka's u got another thing comming! U need to take a step back and stop making fake ass profiles up! Acting like some lil fubar stalker! Real mature!And your suppose to b a mother???? I think Not! Get your prioritys Straight! Your Kids Come first when your a mother! Keep in mind i said when your a mother! So oviously your not if your to obsessed with being on fubar stalking ppl and harrassing NORMAL ppl! Who dont give 2 shits what u think! Girl Take a look in the mirror

Calling All Family, Friends, And Fans!!!
HE MADE IT GUYS...TYVM! THIS GREAT GUY IS TRYING TO LEVEL TODAY! HE HAS PLENTY OF STASH AND PICS TO RATE SO HELP IF YOU CAN! Pepsimannc69 "Owned by"Trishellia", I Own Kitty Cat, jamie, MandaLinn, Lisa, Canadian Pr@ fubar HE ONLY NEEDS ABOUT 30K TO REACH HENCHMAN! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

"i Am" Campaign Press Release- 2008
For Immediate Release From: Pagan Unity Campaign Subject: I Am Campaign Date: May 19, 2008 Contact: Adam L. Labonoski (spiritseekr2004@yahoo.com) http://www.paganunitycampaign.org Seven years ago the Pagan Unity Campaign began what has, for many, become an annual tradition. We gathered our post cards and set to work reminding elected officials that the United States is home to some of the most diverse groups of people around; and Pagan Americans are one of those groups. With one simple line, 'I Am a Pagan _____,' we reminded elected officials in all 50 states that this is truly a nation of religious diversity and that we expect them to work to preserve that diversity and the importance religious beliefs of every stripe hold to the American people. As Pagans, our religious beliefs hold a special place in our lives, but our religious beliefs are not the only thing by which we may be defined. We are teachers, we are parents, we are students, we are lawyers... and we are

What The Fuck
so i figure sure i cant take pics......i bought my camera........my friends make appointments all the time.........none of them keep the appointments. so i sit and wonder. do they just make them to get me to shut up about being broke? or do they do it cause they feel sorry for me, and then realize "oh shit he actually thinks im going to pay him!" then they cancel. so now i sit here broke and pissed off cause my bills are going into the shitter and i cant do anything about it. thy all say "dont sell your camera dude you are sooo good" but they never help me out with the business. when they need something and i help its expected. but when i need it its like pulling teeth, thier shit is more important and i can wait its just my phone or its just formula for my daughter, who cares right? friends suck

Sniper :)
Omg I have a new owner and it is the one the only Sexy Sniper! He has done so much for me and so many of you fus so go show him lots of your love! You should go show him how hot you are for him. So go let him take you for a ride! Click the pic below and let him know that I am hot for him ©§NIPER® OWNED BYSweetSexyLatina & Darkangel, & Silverpixi MEMBER RISING STARS@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♪vvjûğğāĺëţŧē86♪@ fubar

Advise For Men On How To Score Some Ass
How to Get Into her Pants Without Wasting Time and Money This writing is dedicated to all the card carrying members of male species who have suffered for years from incessant cockteasing followed by cockblocking from those females who choose to think that their vaginas are holy temples dedicated to men worshiping them from afar or paying a hefty entry fee. Have you ever seen that dolled up bar flooze with a push up bra tying off the oxygen to that lil brain, a layer of fake carrot cake colored tan, and a smoker's voice that only a deaf mute man would love? Have you ever seen her flirt with all the happenin douches at the bar, laughing at all the nonsensical little jokes, and fishing for compliments via "Oh, my boobs are too big, I hate them" and "I am so fat, I need to lose weight"? Or have you seen the one oohing and aahing about someone's baby pictures and enjoying comparing tanning salon prices while wearing a top 5 sizes small with tits spilling out all over the place and g

Dance Off!
I am having a contest.. for can you dance? You have to be able to: have the moves make me laugh have to be original the winner gets 100,000 fubucks from me. contest will be over may 23rd..at midnight. LOL heres my first contestant..can you beat him?

Me Out For The Morning
Hey everybody this Thursday 22/5/08 or 5/22/08 Sydney Australia time i will be in the cinema watching the release of Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skullso i won't be online on fubar for the morning just giving my friends a early warning incase they are wondering why hasn't he(Bruce) answered me yet so here's your answer people and as soon as the movie is over iwill return later to get back to you from Bruce.

Life!!!!
Hey whats up everyone!!!! Well what can i say about life! their comes in a persons life when you realize that not everything should go according to plan. The reason i'm saying that is people make goals, plans and hopes but not all the time they go as they want them to. If they do then your very fortunate that they have because people die or get hurt when the unexpected happens, but things happen for a reason i guess in times, then again things happen because your not fully aware of what is going on and by that you don't see what your doing that causes things to go wrong. In all what i'm trying to say is that OPEN YOUR EYES cause you only live once and you have to make the best of it!!!! "Carlito"

My Bite
calling in the night My voice drifting in Your mind. seductive. sensual. the voice of darkness. velvety smooth, whispering comfort as your soul is torn, between obligation to life and your eminent love. My Vampire eyes looking at You and knowing knowing how much I long for you how much I hunger for your touch to give you a moment of pain, then Eternity in My arms. I am your Vampire love waiting at my window sill piercing eyes blazing with the fire of hunger and desire waiting for You and you run to me to the sheer ecstasy of My bite. A cry of pain muffled by your stark white neck your body growing cold nourishing me with your blood as your heart grows dim. Then, I pull away and turn you to face me: a trickle of blood on my pale lips. I raise my wrist to you and with misted eyes I hold you as you feed from me drink my blood with passion burning, caressing, changing. sweeping me into the night arms holding you tight I am your vampire lover, y

# 77
Awww, thanks to all my friends, I made it to number 77. As much as I'm like, this is sooo not a point game to me, or a popularity game, it's kinda neato! It's totally because I have the best friends ever :D they rock!!! Other than that, drama drama drama. I am so sick of dealing with Dennis and his bullshit. Frankly, the shit he's pulling so is not flying with me... at all... and some little chick online is all heart broken over a 2 week online relationship! Fucking people are so immature and pathetic... And then it's getting in the middle of my kid's lives. I just wont have that shit... at all!!! My kids need stable normality in their lives, and when he ignores them for this chick, and I get pissed (after all the SHIT that happened prior to that) and he doesn't get it, I just dont know what to do. I dont actually want to take the girls from him, because until recently he's been a great father. And then, all this drama bullshit starts. And he lies out his ass about all kinds of shit

Help Lol
heres my problem iam with this girl who i love to death and she loves me but the problem is theres no sex at all every once in a while we fool around but no full on sex. i just dont know what to do any more. now i know yall are gonna say oh she is cheating on you. well she isnt iam with her 24/7 so there is no way she can. but i just dont know what to do to spice it up or what not hell i dont even know what a bj feels like she hates giveing them. can anyone help me?

This Tuesday, Join Us!!!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 05.20.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... TBA (which means I have no clue yet). Tuesday's M_O_ segment will be about Creationism as it grows in popularity

All About Me Update
So what are the updates............ Well I no longer work for the group homes, I was fired... Yup I said it FIRED... No worries it was a blessing in disguise... I was fired because I was a threat to certian people, even though I never wanted thier job, but what happens when people get scared, they try to minimize the threat.. so SHIT HAPPENS !!.......... But look at it this way, I get to sit and relax all summer long, hang out with my kids, do what I wanna do and get paid... I have no issues with the comapny or the people I worked for. All I can say to them is THANK YOU !! My Kids THANK YOU, My husband THANKS YOU, And LIFE IS GREAT !! Oh yeah thanks for the unemployment checks too the 1400 a month comes in handy for things I wanna do lololololol !! Lets see I am still married, Just had the 16 year anniversary.. He didnt buy me shit, not even a card nothing, aint that a bitch?! I bought him a saw thingy he wanted and a card. How stupid am I? so moving on .......... We moved

My Dad
My dad has had alot of problems for years,he has trouble swallowing food, liquid, anything, he has lost alot of weight. Recently he went to the Dr. because he had a knot on his neck, they took a biopsy and come back cancer, he has advanced stage 4 lung cancer, and is expected to live 6-8 months. The cancer has spread through out his body, it is eating away at the bone of his shoulder so they might have to amputate it. I seen him yesterday and he looks terrible, from where they took the biopsy his face and neck is swollen hardly recognized him. He know has another growth on the other side of his neck.the knot on his neck is pressing against his jugular if he turns the wrong way it cuts the blood flow to his brain... I will keep you updated when I can, I probably won't be on much... Please keep us in your prayers...

The Raven Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;— vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow— sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me— filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—

Win A 7 Day Blast.- Highest Bidder..
7 day BLAST Auction! Got your Fu-Bucks? Offer open today only 5-22-08. Bidding open till 10pm EST Details below. Got a lot of Fu-Bucks? Want a 7 day BLAST?? Who wil be the lucky High Bidder? NO Comment Bombing, just straight up 7 Day BLAST for highest bidder. Buy it for yourself or for someone else. (Will need user I.D. if for someone other than yourself.) Fu-Bucks bids only. Minimum bid of $250,000. One day only offer. The Pic to click!!. 1- DO NOT! Transfer funds to me until I private message you back letting you know you were highest bidder. 2- BLAST will NOT be awarded untill AFTER I have received transfer.

How Do U Romance A Women U Like?
hey guys iam just curious bout what ur answers will b...think about it 4 a few an then tell me how would u go bout romancein that special person an iam not referin 2 how u try 2 get laid lmao we all know most of the ways u guys do that hehe iam referin 2 actually romancein that person that could end up bein the one....

Wolves
Drums pound as gourd rattles shake in rhythm with the joyous heart of Earth Mother Spirits of Earth and Sky loudly rejoice at birthing of new Wolf pups Tiny new lives beginning in innocence their eyes closed to what might be Gently, as the caress of a Butterfly Wind Spirits stroke their fur Sleeping pups, dreaming dreams of ancestors roaming free Prairies, mountains, valleys, and streams were once a home they shared with all Awaken young pups, and grow strong for yours is not the path of your ancestors No longer will you roam wild and free upon this land that was once theirs For generations you kept balance among creation and of close family you lead the way With stealthy swiftness you move and protect your family as no other You are great teachers among earth relations yet many lies have been spoken of you Each of you is a gift to all that is yet many two leggeds would not agree They would destroy all of you and your young if only they could

Begging For Everything
Know i have said this before but it's really getting to much now..seeing always the same people on here saying I NEED A TICKER,TICKER PACKAGE..I NEED A VIP.I NEED A BLAST EVEN ASKING OTHERS TO PAY A HAPPY HOUR FOR THEM.. WHY DO THEY THINK THEY ARE SO SPECIAL AND DESERVE THAT OR EVEN DARE TO ASK THAT MY GOD WHEN YOU REALLY NEED THAT,SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUY ONE YOURSELF INSTEAD OF ASKING,BEGGING FOR IT. I WOULDN'T DARE TO ASK OTHERS FOR ALL THIS..DON'T THEY HAVE ANY SELFRESPECT ANYMORE OR DO THEY REALLY THINK THEY DESERVE ALL THAT? WORST OF ALL ARE THOSE WHO ARE ALLREADY IN THE TOP 10..20,THEY ARE ALLREADY SO HIGH IN RANKS,THEY CERTAINLY DON'T NEED ALL THIS BUT ONLY WANT ALL THIS TO STAY AND MAYBE EVEN GET A RANK HIGHER

Alpha
The leader of the pack, Strong and true He holds his alpha head high, Knowing another night is almost through He lies beneath the moon, Stares up at the sky His dedication will always remain true. Looking through his eyes, One sees loneliness, A soleness that no one understands, But all accepts In my eyes, he stands alone He is simply perfection Yet, people still wander in his direction. He pounces on the ice, He slams at his reflection, Why, when such beauty stands? To be alone is what he desires, However, to be understood is what it requires Let him be the King… To lead his own ring The leader of the pack, Has surely earned his pride, Let him relax, and enjoy his ride.

Listen
Now halt your minds and listen to their cry From northern alters formed of snow and ice, Beneath celestial curtains in their sky, The wolves give evensong of sacrifice. All creatures stop- transfixed by somber hymns Which rise from frozen mountains to the stars To one whose understanding never dims, Who walked with man and also bears the scars. The howling joins the wind which sweeps the earth Angelic zephyrs sing like flute and fife And reach the ears of one who from his birth Has dared deny the sacredness of life. This man, now trembling, sees upon his wall A young wolf's head he shot- to his distress, That prophet's head brings judgement on us all, Like one who also cried in wilderness. So listen now- we may not have so long; Please listen to the crying voice and care, And pray that we may never end the song Of wolves and wind that fills the arctic air.

Colorado Springs Here We Come!
The Old Colorado City Merchant Association presents Territory Days 2008 to commemorate Old Colorado City as the first capitol of the Colorado Territory in 1861. Historic Old Colorado City has been celebrating â€œTerritory Daysâ€ for 33 years. The very first event, in August 1975, was called â€œRampart Range Sertoma Territory Days Parade and Buffalo Barbequeâ€. Territory Days has grown from a small neighborhood craft fair, parade and barbeque into a three-day street festival which now hosts over 180 craft, commercial and food booths. Between 80,000 and 140,000 guests, (depending on the weather), enjoy this event every Memorial weekend. Join us in Historic Old Colorado City this May 24, 25, 26, 2008 The festival opens each day at 10AM. Festivites close Saturday and Sunday at 7PM and 6PM on Monday Annual Activities Beer Garden on Colbrunn Ct. Margarita Cantina at 25th & Colorado Area with climbing walls, â€œtrampoline thingsâ€ and lots of fun rides for the kids. M

My Friend
My best friend is truly misunderstood She comes from nature like the earth and wood. All the misconceptions about her, she must defend They can't see, she has the gentleness of the wind. My friend is mischevious; that's not just a rumor But it's only her way of showing a sense of humor. She has love and respect for the human race Which never seems to be returned; what a disgrace. My friend has a heart full of loyalty and love Her grace and beauty were gifts from above. She loves to frolic and run just for fun Otherwise it's shade she seeks, to be out of the sun. There are times you may not see her standing there But, of your presence, you can bet she is aware. When I look into her eyes, I see age old intelligence When others see her, in fear they wince. I love to watch my friend as she runs so free Because my friend is a beautiful grey wolf, you see.

Waya
It is midnight... the in between time... between night and day. The wind is warm and I hear the stream just beyond the tall grass. You have walked ahead of me, but not too far. You are my protector. We stop and sit by the water’s edge. You lay your head on my thigh and are still. The night is ours and I stroke your soft fur... You are my companion. Soon you stand and walk to the edge of the water to stand on a tall rock You raise your regal head and sing to the moon I am awed at the beauty in your song. You are my soul We will walk this path together until the time the spirit world calls. If am first I will wait for you and listen for you to call to me And if the Creator allows, I will find you... For you are my... forever.

Things So Far
Having Mike here has really helped in a lot of ways already adn this is going on his 4th day here. So far I've only broken down once and that was cause of a song that I had him listen to. We had a small talk the first night he was here and it just blows me away you know? I mean we're always going through the same shit at the same time. He and I are so much alike on the inside too. We've both been through so much in life and the only real difference is that he's a lot stronger on the inside than I am. But already I've been more focused on my life. I still think about her and sure it still rages the LIVING FUCK out of me cause of all the bullshit, but it doesn't drag me down as much as it was before. I don't break down about it at least. Be a lot more talks about shit. I know I've had my problems and some of it I can't help since it is inherited from my dipshit of a father. Thanks a lot Joel you worthless piece of shit. Just one more thing in your shittyass legacy for me to d

My Wolf Friend
We've roamed the wild country My beautiful wolf friend, Side by side we've hunted Shadows dancing on northern skies. There have been times of plenty We were content and serene, Peacefully sleeping Dangers few and far between. We've also known much hunger Ribs protruding from each side, Mournfully we howled When our starving cubs had died. And then there was our first winter Romping thru the glistening snow, Tasting each crystal snowflake Falling gently to and fro. Ah my dear, sweet friend I've known no greater love, Without you, I am nothing Our wild souls are one. And now you lay there dying Steel jaws upon your frame, Life's blood slowly seeping I whimper your sweet name. Helpless, I watch you struggle Chest heaving with labored breath, Steel jaws clenching tighter Winds whisper the song of death. The blood has now stopped flowing I know the time is near, And you will forever leave me My love, my life, my dear. And now my world

Woman And Wolf
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to

The Raven
The Raven It was the raven who created the waters and the salmon, which came to sacrifice themselves to the people. The raven fashioned every creature that walks or flies. It was the raven who helped the worthy, but loved to trick the unsuspecting; and as full of mischief as he was wonderful, who made this world the way it is. Raven is the messenger of magic from the great void where all knowledge waits for us. His powerful medicine can give us the courage to enter the darkness of this void, called Great Mystery. He is also the symbol of changes in consciousness, of levels of awareness and of perception.

The Wolf
The Wolf (wa-hya or wa-ya) To Native Americans, the wolf is a powerful spiritual symbol. They are considered to be teachers or pathfinders. The wolf star was red, an esteemed color, associated with the wolf by all tribes. Also known as Sirius, it is the brightest star in the Northern Sky. The milky way was the wolf's trail-the route to heaven. In time, the wolf also became associated among the four seasons with summer, among the trees with the willow, and among the great natural forces with the clouds. The indians respected the wolf's prowess as a hunter, his stamina, and the way he moved silently across the landscape. They were moved by his howling, which they sometimes regarded as talking with the spirit world. The wolf appears in many legends as a messenger, great long distance travelor and a guide for anyone seeking the spirit world. He was the forerunner of new ideas who returned to the clan to teach and share medicine.

Anniversary
Just came in here to let you all know that I love my wifey very much but again been pretty good so far and am going to put this picture up and show the world that I love my wifey no matter what you all haters thinks as I love her so much :D Muahhhhhhh I love you Beverly!!!!! Love Wolfie :D

Cellphone!!!
WELL IF I'M LUCKY I'LL BE GETTING MY CELLPHONE TODAY. BUT IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE F***ING CELLPHONE THAT I WANT THAT I'VE BEEN GOING THERE TO GET FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS THEN I'M GOING TO FLIP OUT, NO JK. SO I'LL PROBS WILL BE WRITING BACK, IN RESPONSE TO THIS BLOG TO TELL YOU IF I DID OR NOT.

Love Songs...
I am sitting here listening to love songs. Thats all I need...songs to make me even more anxious to have the one I love here. All these tears I cry for him. Is it too much to feel the way I do about him? Am I wrong? I kno...I have waited since March...whats a little while longer. The little while longer is messing with my heart. What if its "delayed" promises again? I cant hold on to something that wont be. But...I believe him. With all my heart, even tho others have told me to give up...I believe him! Even my own mind is believing him. My heart is the one questioning my choice and its usually the other way around. I try to calm my emotions...my heart...hard to. Its worried that this is a game to get me back for something...my mind says no that its gonna happen. The plans are set. Just have to wait on the time. These are extremely hard days for me. The only thing keeping me together is reading our YIM conversations. I cant get phone calls or cute little pics no more. Just

Company To Reprint Yearbooks After Head Switching
Sun May 18, 2:57 AM ET McKINNEY, Texas - School officials say they are appalled by altered photos — including heads on different bodies — in hundreds of McKinney High School yearbooks delivered this week. Besides the head and body switching, some necks were stretched, one girl's arm was missing, and another girl's head was placed on what appeared to be a nude body, with the chest blurred. A spokeswoman for Minnesota-based Lifetouch National School Studios Inc. said the alterations were "an unfortunate lapse in judgment" by an employee but didn't believe it was malicious. The high school had required Lifetouch to make heads the same size and eyes at the same level in all student photos, company spokeswoman Sara Thurin Rollin said Saturday. The request was "unusual and definitely very particular, but that's not to suggest what happened here is acceptable," she said. Rollin declined to say if the company fired or reprimanded the employee who altered the images. She said

No More Fubar At Work
Well, we've been blocked from myspace and about everything else of any entertainment value for over a year and this past Friday fubar was added to the list of blocked websites at work so I won't be around during the day anymore. I know, I know. I'm supposed to be working anyway. But we have been extremely slow and nobody sits near me anymore and I have no one to talk to all day so I'm definitely going to miss being on here on and off during the day. Shoot me an e-mail so I won't go stir crazy if you want! Otherwise, see in the evenings and weekends! tammyva67@yahoo.com

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Not Around Much
Hey guys just wanted to let yall know Im not sure how much ill be around this week. I wasnt around this past weekend my daughters been sick. Im gonna take her to the dr today shes still runnin a fever early in the mornin and at nite so I need to fig out what the heck is causin it. I prob wont be around much this week and I know on Friday we are goin to my in-laws for Memorial day weekend so I wont be on at all then. Once things get back to "normal" Ill be around more but for the time bein I wont be around much. Hope everyones doin great and Ill catch ya when I can. xoxo -cotton

Introducing The Sat Morning Texas Music Show @ Sunset Cafe!!
Click on above banner and come on in to the Sunset Cafe where the climate is fun and the people are friendly!! :D Created byDJ Devine ~HeadDJ & Fu-Wedding Coordinator@Sunset Cafe~DJ @ All Hits Radio~ All 4 Drama Free Zones!@ fubar

Pray For Ozzy And His Son!!
IF ANY OF YOU KNOW OZZY, YOU KNOW WHAT A GREAT FRIEND HE CAN BE. HE HAS LEARNED THAT HIS SON, WHO IS IN THE SPECIAL FORCES, HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE LINE OF FIRE, PROTECTING A LITTLE GIRL. SO FAR THAT IS ALL HE HAS HEARD AND HE NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS NOW. HE IS SICK WITH WORRY AND NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE HAS FRIENDS THAT CARE ABOUT HIM. KEEP OZZY AND HIS SON IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS PLEASE. SEND HIM SOME LOVE, AND LET HIM KNOW WE CARE! SET ASIDE FOR A MOMENT, ALL THE MADNESS OF FUBAR AND HELP A FRIEND IN NEED, GET THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF UNCERTAINTY... Ozzy ( Pray for my son )@ fubar (repost of original by '~Phoenix~' on '2008-05-18 23:25:38') (repost of

You Don't Like Commet Approval?
The only people i have came across on this site that whine and whine about comment approval is the ones that want to leave nasty comment. I get people going on and on about how the mummers don't like the comment approval feature, well get over it. If some people knew how to behave themselves there wouldn't be a need for comment approval. They want to use your mums to get attention for themselves and start childish conflicts and leave all kind of smut on your page. Well, it will never get posted on my page and if it bother you so much take your little busy bodies to the next page. I will never miss you Sassy

Rating Me
here is a note to all the ppl that check me out. if u cant aleast rate me then u dont need to chat with me or check me out.that is bs that u ppl go check ppl out and dont rate them but u want them to talk to u anyway. well not me.sorry to b so mean,but that is the way i feel.

Come Check Out These Flaming Hotties
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com This Are The best girls ever U got to Add Fan And Rate!!!! Love ya'll Girls!!! 'JEANNE MARIE' ÐRÁGØÑM‡§TRÊŽŽ ~*OWNER OF THE FUBAR'S FLAMING HOTTIE'S*~CLUB F.A.R ~@ fubar †~RockStar69¤Co Owner Of Fubars Flaming Hotties¤I.B.I.C¤Club FAR¤Sarges Bad Girl~†@ fubar £íßë®tÿ RL/GF tø ThëØrïgïnÅlR¤¤stë® Õwñé® Øf §ÍÑÑ€R§ H€ÄV€Ñ Fubar's Flaming Hotties@ fubar §AMANTHÅ®™♡'Fornicates™'s WIFEY♡(ஐFU BÅD B*TCHஐ)@ fubar

Do You Talk To Plants? Or Animals? Or Just Talk To No One...
How well do you follow directions? Me I always try to look first at the directions and then attempt to put the item I am working on together with minimum reading…So this brings us to on-star…and other devises to make driving easier on those using navigational items (GPS) Navigation System On, Brain Off: Brad Adams, 52, crashed his charter bus (carrying two dozen high school softball players, who had to be sent to a hospital) into a pedestrian bridge in Seattle's Washington Park Arboretum in April (bus: 11 feet, 8 inches high; bridge, 9 feet, 0 inches). Adams said he missed warning signs because he was busy following the navigation system. [Seattle Times, 4-17-08] Five days after that, in King's Lynn, England, a Streamline taxi minibus had to be pulled from the River Nar after the driver, who said he was obediently following the navigation system instructions, drove straight into the water. [Lynn News, 4-23-08] I can only imagine both drivers no longer have valid operational permits

The Right Thing Right Now
The right thing right now Let go of your concerns about what you could have done or should have done. Look instead at your many opportunities for doing the right thing right now. If your regrets about the past are painful, then allow those regrets to teach and to motivate you. In this moment you can take the valuable lessons you've learned and move forward with them. You've learned that every action, as well as every failure to act, has consequences. Now is your chance to make those consequences work in your favor. Though the past may indeed hold some regrets, you have something much more powerful. You have today. And you have a future that will be shaped by what you do today. You can choose, right now, from a large set of valuable and desirable possibilities. Based on your past experience, you are well qualified to be your own best advisor. Learn from what you've come through, and you'll find a way to go wherever you choose to go. -- Ralph Marston

Leaving My Walls Up
WITH ALL MY PAST RLATIONSHIPS I LEARNED OT HAVE MY WALLS UP AND VERY HARD TO PUT THEM DOWN..BUT WHEN U THINK THAT YOU MEET THAT RIGHT PERSON YOU TEND TO PUT THEM DOWN AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN TO GET HURT AGAIN..WE GO THROUGH LIFE WISHING THAT WE WOULD NEVER GET HURT BY THE ONES THAT WE LOVE BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T WORK OUT THAT..I AM JUST TIRED OF GETTING HURT AND FEELING LIKE JUST SAYING FUKK IT AND AND JUST SAVE MYSELF FORM GETTING HUR..BUT STILL SUCKS CAUSE I FOUND THAT PERSON AND I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE TO GIVE SOMEONE AND SOME HOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND THAT WE MIGHT NOT WANT THE SAME THINGS..BUT MAYBE I WAS STUPID FOR FALLING TOO FAST IDK..BUT I HONESTLY LOVE HIM BUT NEVER REALLY WAS TOLD HOW FEELS ABOUT ME AND THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US...

Drama Free..
I want everything to end. If you dont like me, thats fine... I dont need you to make a website/bully/blog promoting your hate. If you have problems with me, go ahead and vent your anger, but to yourself. Because no one wants to hear it. My life has changed for the better these past few days... I dont need negitivity....

Mumm's And What They Should Actually Be
I am noticing a trend in the mumm department. It seems that a lot of people have forgotten that a mumm is a "make up my mind" type of post. A lot of the mumm's I see are just questions in general. There is no asking for help to make up a mind. It seems to me that they're just becoming a way to make points. I’m not saying I’m blemish free. I did do a mumm to thank everyone that had posted on my other mumm. I was told in no certain terms that I should have done a blog for that. Reflection being, I agree. And I apologize and will try not to do that again. Sometimes a person does need a nudge to make up their mind. When there are two or more options available, and all are good, it helps to have input. Let’s get the mumm's back to what they are supposed to be. Let’s make up my (our) minds more

Headphones
Am I the only one who likes wearing his iPod headphones round his neck when he doesn't have them in, cos out of the corner of his eye it looks like he is wearing a tiny stethoscope round his neck like doctors do, and he can pretend he is in 'Greys Anatomy' or something?

A Swinger Couple Gave Me Thier Number
You can find me on the days and venue below: Sundays at Eisley*s, hooka louge and bar (just east of the city's square) on the cornner of Hickory St. and Industrial (212 E. Hickory Street, Denton,TX 76201). Every Sunday is Karaoke from 10 pm to 2 am. Tuesdays at Tx 8 Ball Bar and billiards 218 W. Oak St. in Denton, TX 76201. Karaoke, Contest Prizes, and Music Mixes 10 pm to 2 am CALL ME. 940 - 300 - 4454 Anytime day or night.

Bitching About An Auction Months Ago
So I was in an auction few months back right, someone had bought me a 7-day blast, I had warned this person my computer is extremely slow and I can't rate all his pictures, and he said it was alright if I didn't, so I also made him salute pics, bought him gifts, pimped him out there. So months went by and today, he decided to bitch about it, and post bulletins about me and blogs about me just read: Auctions are sure big on fubar lately great way to meet good people and make good friends and get some good things in exchange. Well not everyone is honorable I won this person with a blast but never received what was promised like rates or some salutes always gave me the same tired excuse her pc was too slow but she can add ppl and exploit them for their blasts and upload her new pic. I would have been happy with the rates she promised but she never did, And hosts and bidders shouldnt bid on her or enter her. Its been over 2 months ago since I won her so she had more than plenty

Whats New With Me...
as of april 14th,i quit smoking!!! just woke up and decided i didn't want to smoke anymore and that was that....no withdrawls,no cravings...nothing!! makes me wonder why i waited so long to quit?? lol... also... as soon as i get my skating legs back ( since it has been a few years)i'm going to do my damndest to get onto one of the arizona derby dames roller derby squads...have met alot of the ladies and they seem to be very supportive and pretty cool people too,so its just a matter of getting back to my old self on skates....wish me luck.....and thank god for ass padding,cause i'm going to need it!!! SEPT 3RD.... MY OLDEST SON MATT FINALLY COMES HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S been gone since dec 2005,and me and my other three kids have missed him more than words can even begin to express....can't wait to hug my kid again!!!

Laughter
Laughter It's like I cant stand the world today You bring such laughter into my life You make me smile at night I wouldn't have it any other way This isn't to say I love you But more a way to show gratitude You are like a cold summer breeze To be around you, comforts me I'm at ease If you need me, you can find me This is the only way I can show it You make me laugh when everything's blurry Not quite sure, but i'm sure you know it I'll be there, even if you can't see me Hiding in the shadows Waiting till you can laugh with me A special request for Sazzy!!! Yw Babe!

A Feeling
I feel for you I yearn for you I bleed out how I feel dont you see all that I give to prove how much I care I would give you my heart and last breath to know of your passion , your desire, and your love and here I wait befor you bleeding my being with a feeling of undieing love for you. So why do you look away what must i do to prove to you that my feeling a feeling of love is sincere?

On My Mind
Do you have a dirty mind?You have a very dirty mindYou've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Well The Bikes Gone!
Yep finally sold it, just have to finish paying my brother for his bike and then he will be happy LOL. Must get around to posting a pic of the new bike sometime. At the moment just keeping myself busy reading about cheetah templates and working on some python code.

This World Is Cracked
this world is cracked broken and blue I see everyday the pain within you I cannot express this feeling inside it tears at my heart I could almost cry still sitting..wondering why There is nothing wrong with this world I say that can't be helped with what is right, roll up your sleeves its going to be a hell of a fight One day I know you will see within the things you you think where sin its all for reason, ryhme or scheme yes its possible, not just a dream you will see ... one day soon me standing infront of you with arms streched out its a crazy life ...thats no doubt two can be three with minds set free, its in my heart I hold the key

Doesn't Stop, Dream Stalker
Maybe its the partying or just Mr. Dream Stalkers comment to fucking my little body but in a few words....... HE IS BACK!!!!!!! I don't know about you but I missed him. Being its a dream I could always dream about being back in high school, but at least this time Mr. Dream Stalker moved forward. He started off surprisingly not watching me or being in my house going through my stuff. This time he started at Blake's. Guess he's kind of pissed that Blake and his buddies had me all weekend in real life and he didn't get to watch. At Blake's Mr. Dream stalker finds Blake's files he is using to blackmail me with, and makes copies. All the pictures of me fucked up.......I LOVE ECSTASY. All the files of me chained up.....And all the files of me getting fucked.........Mr. Dream Stalker really liked the videos. Oh but Mr. Dream Stalker isn't done. He quickly post all the files to every major social networking site there is including my full name, address. cell and home numbers

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Vote For The Virus Comedians, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Old School O&a Clips, Today's Boner Returns, Jill Nicolini
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER. GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE! DOWNLOAD THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW: Did you miss any of last week's show? Are you looking for a specific piece of audio to animate for the O&A Animation Festival? Did you call in to the O&A Show and are just dying to hear your voice on the air? Never fear, because as always, you can DOWNLOAD full episodes of the O&A Show online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 5/16/2008 (Greg Giraldo, John Cena, Anthony and Jill Nicolini Lov

My "frankenstein" Theory....
There are a lot of us who want to find that special "someone" to fall in love and share our lives with. There are some of us that have already found that "someone". There are some of us that just gave up. And then there are some who do something that I'm gonna talk about in this blog. Some guys are guilty of doing this, but honestly, most guys aren't clever or "smart" enough to pull this off, so it ends up that the perpetrators of this move are usually women. A friend of mine is a classic example of this, because she does it all the time. I call it the "Frankenstein's Monster" B/F. If you can't find a man that has all the qualities you want in a man, you date, associate, string along (whatever you wanna call it), about 4-5 guys who each carry a certain personality or physical trait you find attractive in a man. I.E., You like athletically built men that can bang it long and strong in the bedroom, but he has to have a good sense of humor, be sensitive and a good listener, have a s

Tuesday
i go under the knife tuesday for my shoulder to get fixed every body i have talked to said it hurts like a bitch after but it cant hurt more then it does now i just wanted to say i hope i come out ok and get better fast so i can pick up my little girls and be able to play with them again well thats it i hope every body has a good day

Best In Underground Techno-goth This Tuesday !!!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 5.20.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... TBA (which means I have no clue yet). Tuesday's M_O_ segment will be about Creationism as it grows in popularity

My Fams
just wanna say much love to my ocb family our lounge is coded nbuilt some minor things left and the addy to our website is www.o-c-b.net we are badelly need in new members of our family feel free to f/r/a us or just come check us out

Some Guys Really Suck!
Forgive me, for I am still a wee bit under the weather...and embracing my inner bitchness at the moment...but some men just really suck here. For instance, I have this one guy...texascounts something or other, who blocked me because I didn't answer his 4 shout questions with 3.5 seconds... Even if I wanted to answer them, with my incredible lightening-fast typing fingers and my 90+wpm speed, I still wouldn't of met his psychotic deadline...probably better that way anyways...but still...are people really that stupid...??? Or there are some other men, or perhaps I should say boys rather, who try to hit me up in multiple places if they can't get a response from one place. All I have to say, is if I don't message you back...there is a reason...and the reason is most likely, I'm busy or not in the chatty kathy mood...isn't that what the yahoo invisible status is all about anyways? If I don't want to talk to you, trust me, I'm woman enough to let you know. Do people on FUBAR k

Music & Millennium Omega Mayhem This Tuesday !!!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 5.20.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! Tonight we premier... TBA (which means I have no clue yet). Tuesday's M_O_ segment will be about Creationism as it grows in popularity

Can You Whip It !!!!
> > > > > He Needs 1,500 Comments For A Vip !!! > !!!!!! Can You Whip A Few On His Page !!! > > > > > !!!!!!! Lets Whip This Contest Out !!!!! > > > > > > > > > Brought to you by > OneSexyAssBiotch@ fubar > >

My Feelings.
The last month I have felt like nothing is worth doing.Everyday I have to go to work and I dont want to.I want to be home with Dylan and Dave.I feel like everything I do is pointless.Sometimes I feel pointless.I feel like a let down as a mother,sister,daughter,wife,friend,human. I just feel burnt out.I work 2 jobs to support my family.My day time job I am busy doing a shit load of stuff.I work for my parents,I am an office manager but I always have to do whatever they tell me to do.So every 2 weeks I drive 2 hours to the Indy office and spend the next 7 hours cleaning so my Dad can hand me a 100 dollar bill and say great job then I drive for 3 hours to get home cuz of the traffic.I have to do it cuz Im the only one to do it.And I think I should do it seeing as how my parents gave me life.I do anything and everything they tell me to do.I have never told them no and have always been there when I was needed.But I sometimes get treated like I do nothing and that hurts knowing all I do.I

~ The Big 'o' ~
~The Big 'O' ~ ~TASTE: In my experience, one of the main reasons that partners avoid female oral sex is due to a percieved or even experienced poor taste. While it is true that women run the range from pleasant (tasty!) to sour or uric tasting, there are easy steps to ensure that your partner will be tasting her sweetest. First and most obviously, a good vigorous shower will do much to neutralize the taste of your partner. In fact, oral sex in the shower, while not a favorite method of mine, has a completely neutral taste if you stick to the upper regions of your partner's sex. If your partner has not showered recently, or has physically exerted herself recently, her taste will be much stronger. This, however, can be a good thing! Secondly, foreplay will improve upon both the taste and the experience in general if your can get her juices flowing. I have never found an extremely aroused, wet woman to taste unpleasant. Quite the contrary! ~FOREPLAY:

The Man He Once Was
Shedding the cloak of the man he once was to become who you think he should be, Renouncing the essence of what was before in attaining the man you now see. The tedious years have tarnished the shine of a brilliance he once called his soul. His pallet of colors now fading to gray with a brush he no longer controls. Recalling the daydreams, the fantasies lost, faint images clouded by time, Creative ambitions, excited predictions, a broken man long past his prime. Regretting his life, in that fictional role he occasionally stops to give pause, Remembering the person inspired to dream in the cloak of the man he once was. By: CrimsonCrow

My Heart
id give you my heart, but what is that, a heart is something that yuo hold dear to your own, id give you the key, but the key is lost, the heart is shines bright when your around, the heart is cloudy, with no more heartache, the heart is big and has lots to give, the heart is what you feel inside, the heart is here everyday, so i give you my heart, its up to you to do what you want, bedrock

~sensual Woman...passionate Woman~
~Sensual Woman...Passionate Woman~ I love sensual women and not passionate ones. A passionate woman closes her eyes, moans and shouts, and the enjoyment of a passionate woman is blind. A passionate woman writhes about, grabs you with her hands without looking where, clasps you, kisses you, even bites you and hurries to reach her climax as soon as she can. She has no time to display her sexual organs, no time to examine, touch with the hand and kiss your sexual organs, she is in such a hurry to slake her passion. Having slaked her passion, the passionate woman will fall asleep. The sexual organs of a passionate woman are dry. A passionate woman is always in some way or another mannish. The sensual woman is always feminine. Her contours are rounded and abundant. The sensual woman rarely reaches a blind passion. She savours sexual enjoyment. The sensual woman is always a woman and even in an unaroused state her sexual organs are moist. When she takes her panties off

For My Friends
As I wander around here, I realize that I have great friends from all walks of the world. I really am honored to have friends that I can joke around with, talk to, and just chill with on here. Even though it might not be in person, I feel that I can rely on and trust in them. I just want to say "Thank You." I believe that our companionship is great and it will only get greater as time moves forward. To all of my Playpen staff and members, I really hope that we blow this joint through the roof!!. Oh and if you have not been there, you really should go because you are missing out.

Lol I'm Smart Sometimes I Guess*l*
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Best Friend Gone Forever But Not Forgotten
My best friend was killed in an accident about 3 years ago. I didn't know about it until after the fact when another friend of mine told me. The last time I saw Andy he was the same ol' guy I grew up with. When he saw me he gave me a big hug, like he always did, and he kissed my forehead and told me that he loved me still after so long. I couldn't believe that after so long he still loved me....then I found out that he was killed one morning on his way to work. He was a very big influence in my life and still is. I think about him everyday. He was my first boyfriend....my first love. I miss him so much, I feel like there are things that I should have told him that I never got to say. I wanted to tell him that I missed him and that I wanted him back in my life again as more than my friend and now I will never see him again. He will remain in my thoughts, and my heart forever. Rest in peace my love...we will be together again and when we are I can tell you but until then I love you and

The Tions(sion)
so its come down to a second great deppression miniscle thoughts put down in supression happy with these war mongol sessions arrested if your thoughts arent put under compression bush started with the surplus regression then trys to stronghold the united nations i am still steady screaming fuck the bush administration while New York trys to ban public diminstrations why cant we have peaceful congrigations i think it must be mind and thought minipulation to keep the U.S. public under suddation even worse is our opperesion over the global population dont ever buy into U.S. illussions

May 19th 2008
oh boy todays my birthday, woo hoo, i'm 31 years old.... one day I'll learn With Age Comes Wisdom After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning, and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden, and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure that you really are strong and you really do have worth and you learn and learn with every goodbye you learn.

Lets Make "ponyboy" A Godfather!
Lets level Troy hes my Fu Owner and he deserves this! Hes always there helping everyone else, its time to pay it back, this man has a heart of gold! 187,044 Points to go! I know we can do this, lets make this happen! Ty in advance to everyone who helps! Click on the pic and bombs away! This pimpout brought to you with lots of luv from the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC*@ fubar

How
so when i think about my past my brain is stuck on rewind i hope it doest always last all the images are horrible to me cant see, cant even breathe cuz there on my t.v. what is wrong with us cant have fun or cops will bust why me , lord please whats wrong with my society cant run , cant hide how will humanity last (just wrote need to re-write badly)

The Bes Hotties Ever!!
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com This Are The best girls ever U got to Add Fan And Rate!!!! Love ya'll Girls!!! 'JEANNE MARIE' ÐRÁGØÑM‡§TRÊŽŽ ~*OWNER OF THE FUBAR'S FLAMING HOTTIE'S*~CLUB F.A.R ~@ fubar †~RockStar69¤Co Owner Of Fubars Flaming Hotties¤I.B.I.C¤Club FAR¤Sarges Bad Girl~†@ fubar £íßë®tÿ RL/GF tø ThëØrïgïnÅlR¤¤stë® Õwñé® Øf §ÍÑÑ€R§ H€ÄV€Ñ Fubar's Flaming Hotties@ fubar §AMANTHÅ®™♡'Fornicates™'s WIFEY♡(ஐFU BÅD B*TCHஐ)@ fubar

1984 Is Now
1984 is now vibratting our illeagal sounds the thought police have the control give way to the rise of the proles o'brain has lost his mind victory mansions are on fire tonight ministry of love will put up its fight hate week has begun right big brother is watching you all the sheep have no clue telescrenes are the tool of the game loss of free thought is a crying shame just lost hairs from the lions main war is peace what the hell is up with that freedom is slavery i cant get by with what they gave ingnrance is strangth the 3 states desire is to terminate 1984 is now 1984 is now 1984 is now (i dont know about this one, it needs alot of work)

Love Making
That seems simple, but it is actually a great challenge in these complextimes. Too many other layers of meaning have been imposed upon sex.Religions straightjacket it, ascetics deny it, romantics glorify it,intellectuals theorize about it, obsessives pervert it. These actionshave nothing to do with lovemaking. They come from fanaticism andcompulsive behavior. Can we actually master the challenge of havinglovemaking be open and healthy? Sex should not be used as leverage, manipulation, selfness, or abuse. Itshould not be a ground for our personal compulsions and delusions. Sexuality is an honest reflection of our innermost personalities, and weshould ensure that its expression is healthy. Making love is somethingmysterious, sacred, and often the most profound interaction betweenpeople. Whether what is created is a relationship or pregnancy, thelegacy of both partners will be inherent in their creation. What we put into love determines what we get out of it.

Bombing Contest
please bomb my picture,, i would love to win this!!! click on picture and it will take you to pahe... please rate and bomb away =) kissss.. would love your help!! comments comments coments please!! xoxo Summer bomb me 300 posted comments ... get a prize =) message me hehe.. bad kitty =) *** please show me the love and re=post!! **

The Sinfulllllll Angels Woot Woot
SIN IS WHATS IN ARE YOU A SINNNNNNNNNNER? OR ARE YOU JUST A SINNNNNER WITH ANGELS WINGS THE NEW FAMILY COMING TO ALL THOSE WHO ARE ANGELS WITH DEVILS HORNS KEEPING THAT HALO ON THIS NEW FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SIN THE SINFUL ANGELS JUST TAKE A SMALL PEEK AT THIS BANNER BELOW IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU THEN JOIN US AND LET THE "SIN BEGIN" WE WANT YOU AND YOU WANT TO BE WITH US SO LETS GET IT GOING PICK A LINK AND GIVE A MESSAGE TO ANY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET STARTED WITH THE HOTTEST AND NAUGHTIEST FAMILY ON FUBAR THE FOUNDER ○♡○¥ÜM¥ÛM§○♡○ -= Founder of Sinful Angel's=- CO of DA@ fubar

~amazing Home Remedies~
~AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES~ > 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. > 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. > 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. > 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. > 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. > DAILY THOUGHT: > SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REA

Sad Day Written 5/14/08
For the ones that don't know, today it has been four years since my wonderful Step Dad Larry passed away. It feels like it was just yesterday when my Aunt Jill called and told me that he had a heartattck and died at my step brother Troy's house. At first i didn't want to believe it because i had just talk to him on the phone the night before and we were making plans to go to Canyon Lake and have a BBQ and fish. For all of you that have the chance to meet him, you know that he was a wonderful man, he would do anything for anyone. If you were hungry he would give you his last dollar so you could eat. He ment to world to my kids. They called him Pepa. He always had M&M's in his pocket for kids. My kids would get so excited when they would see his camo nissian truck pull up, they would run out the door and run into his arms. When him and my Mom divorced, i told him that he would always be my dad and he told me that even though we wasn't my real dad, that he loved me just as much as if i w

Honesty
Я начинаю сожалеть о моем движении к Штату Огайо. Экономика и погода сосут, я встретил слишком немного людей, которые стоят мое время, и я только вот ещё надуваю это в посл

Where Can I Find "mountain Dew Old School/new School" Codes?
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Tears With In
Walking around in the unknown holding my head down as tears roll down my cheeks, wondering to myself who is really there for me when i am down, ive told you how i felt, what i need to make me feel that i am alive, i gave you my heart yet do nothing with it. Drowning in sorrows pleading for a life thats not crushed by tears of pain and suffering. As you try to shield yourself theres nothing you can do because all the damages has been done before, picking up the shield to guard your self wishing you would hav reacted faster and not slow. As the tears of pain and suffering fade away time becomes clear, desiding to take a step back and think of what you could do to make things better to let or make people understand who you are as a person and not the thing that you feel are when, you can get help on your own to gain the knowledge of the words true one desire to fit in

New Ie 7 Vunrubility
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May 20-21 ,2008 Mid Atlantic Rainfall Projections
Low pressure will move across the southern ohio valley and continue to move east. As this low pressure gets close to the coast it will start to deepen. As with this last round that just went thru there will not be a whole lot of moisture available at first. Once it hits the coast it should deepen and intensify off the delmarva and then proceed to move East Northeast. Due to blocking in place this should not effect the Northeast with the exception of maybe extreme and i do mean extreme southern new england could possibly see a stray shower or sprinkles. This one will be mainly for the PA/MD line and south with just light rainfall possibly reaching into south central and east central Pa. See Blog : http://theweathergod.blogspot.com/ For rainfall totals :)

Yamaha Has Been Totaled
On Saturday afternoon I was riding my Yamaha and the front wheel bearing went out. I chose to take the grass over the pavement because it was wobbling out of control. While trying to slow down in the grass the bike launched and started flipping. I wouldn't let go of it because I wanted to save it. It flipped several times, smashing my head between it and the ground. On the third flip it knocked me out. When we came to a stop the bike was on top of me and the exhaust was burning through my forearm. A friend that was riding with me had to pull it off of me. I was out for at least 4 minutes. When I woke, I jumped up, started asking questions,and then passed out again. I am bruised, cut up and my legs feel like rubber when I walk. I had on my helmet and it is NOT cracked, scratched or dented. I'm impressed with it. I will totally heal and be riding the Suzuki soon, while trying to rebuild the Yamaha again.

My Boy Ace!!!!
Just wanted to say thanks to my boy Ace thats been holding me down...It seems like whenever there was nobody else to talk to, you were always there.Your kind words of wisdom helps me through the day. Thanks again for being that friend that I could always count on to listen to the things that i was going through.Thanks for always popping up being that one to say good morning, good night to and just a simple hello. I really appreciate you sooooooo much!! You are a great man and whomever God places in your life for good will be very lucky and very Blessed to have a man like you that shows how much he cares. Love ya Babes!!!!

Help Me To Level Up!!!
Help This Bad Kitty Bad Kitty is trying to get to Fu-King and I am asking for help in getting her there. She currently needs around 471,000 points in order to level up. She has around 1,500 pics and 754 items in her stash, so there is plenty to rate. Bad Kitty is always willing to help level other people so lets spank this Bad Kitty to Fu-King ~☠~. Mistress Bad Kitty .~☠~ Loking For Slave!@ fubar Made with much LOVE by The Bad Wolfy The Bad Wolfy

An Update
Well, I haven't updated in a long time, so I guess it's time I update since there's some big stuff going on and about to happen. Well, I'm done with ACC. 41 credits later and I still kept my grade point average somehow. Unfortunately, this means that I haven't been able to spend as much as time with family and friends as I wanted. Though all the hard work has paid off. I've finally been accepted to A&M. I'm now a member of the Aggie Class of 2011. It's going to be weird for me, and strange. August 8th is my last day at work. Two days later I'll be moving to College Station for the next 2 years. After that, I don't know what's going to happen. Will I move back to Austin, stay in College Station, or move somewhere else completely? We have no idea yet. Lesa is already living in College Station. She told her work she had to move by August since we were moving there for school, and about two weeks later the position opened up so she had to go. It's not too hard really, her

Pussy Willow
Pussy willow I really love to see the pussy willow in all it’s beautiful glory you can smell it you can taste it and know it juicy story come closer because there’s something you should know this flower has a gift for you that it wants to show first you have to touch it and kiss it’s budding bloom then the flower will open and be ready for you soon going deep into it’s plume the budding flower grows touching, rubbing, squeezing the flower’s moisture flows to drink the flowing juice of the flower may not be mandatory but it is the thing to do if you want to see the pussy willow in all it’s beautiful glory STANLEY HENDRIX

Life
What can you do when you reach a point where lifes obligations restrict you from living in the moment. To want something and not be able to act on the urges. To be held back by the need to be a good man. Sometimes I wish I didn't care so much. I would love to live carefree if just for a day.

Peace In Her Heart
Peace in Her Heart by LateNiteFantasy© I looked deep into your beautiful eyes as they’re crying in the rain, You try so hard to hide your sadness but I can still see your pain, A life time seem’s lost to the wind and only you know what it’s price, To leave behind what you loved the most. The Peace in Your loving heart !! Now that it’s gone! Can you ever get it back? Your life once so full of light has turned as to gray in the night Your happiness now only sorrow; your today’s vanish into tomorrow’s. Your beautiful sunny days have turned into rain, You’ve lost the gift of your beautiful sparkling eyes, And that wonderful smile that is you The Peace of your Loving Heart

Silent And Unseen
Silent and Unseen The world sees a smile on my lips As I utter praises for all to hear I blink back my tears Making sure no one notices my pain My heart shatters into a million pieces Unnoticed by anyone I keep my shaking hands at my side Lest I give away my thoughts Holding my head high I go through the motions Those expected of me I dare not fall into the blackness That is surrounding me I keep it all inside Silent and unseen by the world Crawling back into my haven I shut everything out Sue E Price Copyright ©2008 Sue E Price

No Longer
Just because you don't see me,doesn't mean Im not here all the shit in my life has now become clear It no longer matters whats wrong or right This Warrior is no longer willing to fight I fear nothing, Nor do I feel Too many wounds, take time to heal No longer the one that you want, or desire No longer the Fuel for your Lust's Fire So I must go, I take my leave for now Please don't ask me for how long or how you don't really care you never did and all of my love for you I will Keep well hid No one will ever know, No one will ever see For Im Invisible, no one will notice me Now take the time to see if they notice Im gone I can already tell you they dont miss me at all For now this is all I can write From this little poet I bid thee Good Night

Have You Ever Cried So Much You Were Sick
Ive never felt so bad in my life like i do now. Ive made the best guy in my life upset with me. What am i stupid? I dont know what to do or how to get my mind back on track. I guess ill just let it flow and see what happens. I just feel so stupid. Blah i feel like shit i dont want to talk no more night everyone ---heart broken lil red

A Woman's Worth
A woman has strengths that amaze me, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens, she holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. . .she sings when she feels like crying. . . She cries when she is happy, and she laughs when she is afraid. . . Her love is unconditional but there's only one thing wrong with her and that is. . . that sometimes she forgets what she is worth. . .

Women Fear Getting Married
MODERN women have joined the hordes of men who fear commitment. While the number of single women continues to rise, the growing number of women with commitment issues has also increased. Modern women now feel the world is at their feet, and getting married and losing that freedom can be much less appealing. So many choose to delay or boycott marriage until later in life. The term commitment phobia was coined by Steven Carter and Julia Sokol in 1987 in their New York Times bestseller, Men Who Can't Love. Over the past 20 years, the term has gained momentum worldwide and still continues to be a relationship paradigm. The fear of commitment refers to a lack of confidence in maintaining a long-term romantic relationship. The irony of commitment phobia is that the individuals crave what they fear most: love and connection. The more they wish to fall in love with someone, the more confused and scared they become. It is not that commitment-phobic individuals don't w

Dj Mass
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No Way Look Who's Back!!!!
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She...
She lays in bed each night, dreaming, longing for his touch. To be in his arms, to feel his gentle caresses. Making her heart skip a beat. She bites her lip in anticipation of that day, letting her mind and hands wander. Lightly grazing her skin with her fingertips...longing to be made love to. Seeing his face in her mind, Oh My God! That one look that he does that just brings her to her knees! Aching for his mouth and tongue to kiss and nibble at her soft skin. Becky Leanne...2008 More to come...

I Know How Sly Feels
Some of my favorite movies lately are Stallone's most recent. Rocky Balboa and the latest Rambo. What I like about them isnt the action or the special effects, or any of the other BS that Stallone's movies have been known for over the years. It's the last 20 mins or so of each movie. Rocky's trying to get back to his former glory, and to show people he's made the most of himself over his career. Rambo's trying to use the talents he's best at to help people who genuinely need it for a change, and mend old wounds in the end of it all. Sly's been given the talent and the ability to resolve those issues through characters in his movies. Were that it were so easy for you and I to go back and make all the wrong things right.

Pimp Bully #1
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Feeling Used
I don't know what you want from me but I am not your toy I try to be all that you want but that is not enough What have I done that you would choose to hurt me as you have I guess that when you said you cared that I was all you needed when you said you loved me wanted me it was but for a season I think that maybe in your mind the season has lasted a season too long

Thinking
I have been sitting here and doing some thinking . I know there are certain people that will not like my decision but its not them that has to live what choices I make. I am thinking of trying to accomplish the things I NEVER accomplished . I am thinking of going back and getting my GED , and then maybe getting some samll degree, I know the choices are limitless, but I do love a good challenge . There are certain people I know that consider me a lazy no account bum , but where do they have the right to judge me when they don't even work . The way I see things I maybe disabled to a point but I have NEVER let my disability slow me down . The way I see it is the only disabilities , people have are the ones they put one themselves . I have accomplished more than most people with learning disabilities ( there I said what my diability is ) , but I have not slowed down one bit . As my family has said and mean it I have not let anyone or ything get in my way . Maybe

Pimp Bully#3
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Always And Forever
As I write, I'll sing this song for the greatest love I've ever known. To my heart, you have the only key, I beg of you, never set me free. I prayed to God for a love so true now, I, realize He already knew. In time my prayer WAS answered, the most wonderful woman HE BLESSED ME WITH YOU. What we share feels so right to say I love you every night. Wonderful moments shared, precious memories, still tell me you care. I see your shadow, as I lay myself to sleep. Dreams of you, oh so sweet in my heart, I will keep. Look into my heart, my life. Tell me, what do you see? can you feel the need, the want, as I to be your husband, you my wife. Much joy and happiness you've brought me. If I had life to live again, I'd want to with you, my lover, my best friend. Always and Forever, I'll love you till the end.

I Promise
I promise to be your warm spot to cuddle up to when you feel cold I promise to be your soft place to land if you should fall I promise to be the first one to say I am sorry (even if I was right) I promise to be there for you in all of your times of joy and sorrow I promise to support you no matter what your decision (even if I don't agree ) I promise to make a new memory with you each and every day I promise to love you without change. I promise to make you laugh I promise to make you cry I promise to give you strength when you are weak I promise to cherish you and your love I promise to compromise with you I promise to make you and our children my first priority I promise to never take your love for granted I promise to never lose faith in you I promise to never give you a reason to distrust me I promise to always trust you I promise to work with you to resolve our conflicts I promise to always be proud of you I promise to never let you feel alone in this world I

I Think I'm Going Insane....
I don't know what is wrong with me, but I think that I am slowly slipping into a depression. With all the stress that I have been under with school, and all the personal drama, and being a single mom, I think I have finally broken... I have most of the signs that are looked for in people that are depressed. So... Please be patient with me while I try to find out what is wrong with me, you may not see me a whole lot, so if you don't that is why... I have been there before, and I hate the med's and the side effects, but I can't keep doing what I have been doing day in and day out for the last few weeks. So I will be, starting tomorrow, trying to find a Dr. that can help me. Please be paitent with me, and I will say this ... (in one of my personal stands) if you can't say something postive the DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.... I've been through too much to have to deal with people and STUPID ASS DRAMA...I'm hurting right now, and some of my friends know why, and some of you

My Definition Of Dessert
Ok...just so you're "in the know"...here's how I work. If you ever hear me talk about dessert it has nothing to do with food. People are usually more apt to understand something when it's in the form of a basic analogy...so, here's my way of describing my sexual preferences. Men are like my entree and women are like my dessert. You can live without dessert, but you're not going to last long without the main course.

I Love You
Enough to do anything for you give my life, my love, my heart, and my soul to you and for you. Enough to willingly give all of my time, efforts, thoughts, talents, trust, and prayers to you. Enough to want to protect you, care for you, guide you, hold you, comfort you, listen to you, and cry to you and with you. Enough to be completely comfortable with you, act silly around you, never have to hide anything from you, and be myself with you... I love you enough to share all of my sentiments, dreams, goals, fears, hopes, and worries my entire life with you. Enough to want the best for you, to wish for your successes, and to hope for the fulfillment of all your endeavors. Enough to keep my promises to you and pledge my loyalty and faithfulness to you. Enough to cherish your friendship, adore your personality, respect your values, and see you for who you are. I love you enough to fight for you, compromise for you, and sacrifice myself for you if nee

Tired Of Everything
i'm so sick & tired of all this crap....i'm tired of being made to feel like absolutely nothing by the very person i gave birth to....it's not my fault i forget things....and try as i might, i am still impatient.....i don't feel like i deserve to be told how f*kn stupid i am.... my whole life was turned upside down a little over a week ago, when i found my Master/Husband sick in bed....He couldn't move...He'd had a stroke in the night... don't get me wrong...i'm grateful & glad for my sons....but the youngest has had everything dropped in his lap....and it seems he's taking it out on me...i just don't know how to handle it anymore...i can't speak to him but what he's jumping down my throat...i have no one i can turn to right now....so i'm writing this stupid blog....i need some sort of out.. i truly wish that everything would just end....i'm so tired & i miss my Master terribly....He's held everything together....

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Just In Case You Want To Know....
I left this morning (Sunday) for Houston as my mother was hospitalized after having a mini-stroke. While she is doing better, she is still in the hospital and will undergo more testing tomorrow to see if they can find out the severity of the damage from the stroke. I brought Ethan with me and my girls are still at home with their dad as this is their last week of school Please keep my mother, my family and Ethan and I in your prayers. I would appreciate it. Love to all, Donna

The Depth Of My Love
The Depth of My Love by LateNiteFantasy© I'll never write a Prose, Sonnet, Poem, I have not felt deep in my heart, For these words are my song, once written they will never surrender. Reflections and Emotions which float on a breeze, like a musical concert of the loving nightingales, Spreading aspirations, dreams & cheer to everyone around, With the sweetest aria I’ve ever heard. I'll never enlighten you of emotions, which are not from deep inside my soul, Mount to rise like an ocean’s wave, as it crashes to the sandy shore . Feelings are too personal and special to share, if they are untruthful or deceptive , My feelings are bound in my loving heart, in that special place that’s just meant for you. I'll never express to you, my love, if it does not carefully communicate, A crystal-clear expression of the passion, That’s in my heart for you to find. My longing for you consumes me, all my senses seem to fail me. When fiery desires

Poem Written For Me By My Fuhusband "dreamer Aka Magical Hands"
counting down the days till you are back each day feels like an internity without you to see your smile to hear your laugh to touch to hug you to kss you just to look at you and say I LOVE YOU SWEETIE WITH ALL OF MY HEART ! these days without you by my side has given me a new respect for life to know you are here for me and im here for you in good times and bad times i will be here for the one i love to share this journey of life together as best friends lovers soul mates till the end and then a new journey begines as we meet againe for internity together cause our love will never die it lives on though our bodys are gone our love remaines forever i love you somuch sweetie

Interests
I love to cook, I like to play pool, go bowling, throw parties, throw darts and just kick back and relax. As lame as it sounds, I also like to play badminton...oh, and I like to snorkel and water ski. I refuse to give myself a label when it comes to religion and politics. I go with what makes me happy and what I feel keeps me an honest and good person. No, I'm not an Independent or agnostic or atheist...those would be labels. If you don't like it, I'm not worried about it. I wasn't put here for you and you can bet your ass I'm not spending my time trying to make you happy.

Our Hearts Share The Glow
by Anonymou, reposted by BlueWolf © Our Hearts Share The Glow When a sunset bids adieuUpon the ocean blue Its sharing precious time Which I always value Viewing the stars togetherEach brought a glow Sharing the moonlit night Time seems to slowOn the sand we embracedBeneath stars aboveSharing in nights like thisAre the times I love With the stars to wish upon The moonlight gleams As we share the pleasureBy capturing dreams With the moonlight shining On a glistening ocean Our hearts share the glowWith loving devotion........ I touched this one up for a great friend,'"Moonchild " (Dream Weaver)'

Things You Should Know
HEEEELLOOOOOOO! Attention all special people...here's a cliff note version of the about me... I don't want to have sex with you...get your dog or cat to lick your balls, your ass smells like shit and so do your armpits. I'm typically pretty laid back. I have my pet peeves just like everyone else. I joke around a lot and I like meeting people that do the same. Here, it's easier if I explain who I don't want to meet or be "friends" with. I don't want to meet any assholes. I have one already and that's just fine for me. If you are a guy and your profile pic is of you in a speedo, consider it denied. Men in speedos = not attractive. No pedophiles, no people that are into bestiality and most certainly none that are into defecating onto one another need apply. Yes, I know I have "purdy" lips. No, you cannot kiss them. There are a few things that need to be explained that I thought were common sense. The problem being that common sense isn't so common. So, enough with

Everybody Sing Along Now
chorus im a little cocoanut, lying on the cocoa ground, everybody walks on me that is why i am a nut u see im a nut, im a nut , im a nut nut nut called myself up on the phone, just to see if i was home, asked myself for a date, had to get ready by a half past 8 im a nut, im a nut , im a nut nut nut chorus took myself to a picture show, sat myself in the very first row, wrapped my arms around my waist, got so fresh i slapped my face im a nut, im a nut , im a nut nut nut chorus

15 Places Every Kid Should See
Here's our pick of important American landmarks that every kid should visit. Our choices might surprise you. Beyond fun and relaxation, vacations also provide opportunities to explore, learn, and grow. While these sights are breathtaking at any age, there's something extra special about seeing them as a child—or just through the eyes of one. (Use discretion: Some places simply aren't appropriate for younger kids.) Plus, see family trip photos from readers in our slide show. Ellis Island Museum, New York City: About 40 percent of Americans are descended from someone who immigrated through this station. Visiting is a powerful experience, thanks to the smartly curated exhibits—and you get a terrific view of the Statue of Liberty on the same ferry ride. Lincoln Memorial, Washington, D.C.: This is a city of inspiring sights: the Washington Monument, Arlington National Cemetery, and the Jefferson and Vietnam Veterans memorials. Still, the 19-foot marble statue of our 16th president

The Pond Pt. 1
So, for those I havent told much about whats gone on here, here is the update. The pump box for our pond cracked over winter really bad. Had to have it replaced. Luckily, it was under warranty so it was replaced for free. So we got the new one installed and ran into another problem as we were filling it today, apparently the pipe leading from the pump box to the waterfall box was shredded due to snow melting and dripping into the pipe, then refreezing in the pipe. Well the result was an 8 ft section was destroyed, I mean, completely torn to schreds, kind of amazing. We replaced that today and got the pond and waterfall working this early evening. Next thing on the list is to clean the pond. btw for anyone else who has one I recommend getting a pool vacuum, it works great and leaves the washed stone in place. Once it is clean , then its time to get the fishies. YAY FISHIES! lol gettin more goldfish and koi to fill 'er up again. Once I've cleaned the pond I will take a few

Poem I Wrote In High School
In this cruel world, There are things good and bad. Lovers become friends, And friends become lovers. Life can be good to those who don't deserve it, And cruel to those who don't. In this cruel world, Life and love come in many shapes. A beautiful redhead perhaps, Or a newborn babe even so, As the world turns round, We age with experiences, Good and bad. Once in every person's life, They find the one they'll love forever, And many times do they meet otheres. Writing is a part of the soul, The fuel is the imagination, That bleeds onto the paper. Forever trusting who we are, Life is ours we live it our way. Many come and many go, But only one will stay with us.

Total Submission Part 1 (for Daddy's Little Girl)
She awoke, her body sore from the night before, wanting more of the same, she opened her eyes to find out how to play the game. Gently, she moved her legs, discovering they were free and tried her arms. Though sore, they too, were free. Reaching a hand to her neck, she discovers she is still collared, but the clasp to her chain is not attached. She was free to roam. Sitting up, she surveyed the bedroom. Her chain and restraints still lying on the bed, along with the various devices he had used on her the previous night. She noticed he head not set out any clothes for her. Her eyes wander to the closet door, knowing she didn’t dare to even open it, he would know if she had. Last night had been one of her lessons in obedience. Closing her eyes, remembering what happened, she becomes wet and hungry with desire. Pinching her left nipple to reminisce about the clamps, she sighs with pained pleasure. He couldn’t possibly know if she touched herself, could he? Caught up in the memories, sh

Dream Team Member In A Auction
DO YOU WANNA OWN ME FOR ONE MONTH! I NEED A OWNER TO BE MY FRIEND ON HERE......! STAR! HELP HELP TO PUT OUT MY FLAMES, I NEED A NEW LOVING OWNER TO CUFF ME DOWN (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-05-18 19:17:01') (repost of original by 'Member of Dream Team Bombers aka pp67 rate, fan, and add please! MUAH!!!!' on '2008-05-18 19:30:57') (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-05-18 19:31:2

Drama In Chat
Looks like I discoverd some drama in chat tonight. Apparently _somebody_ has a jealous boyfriend that doesn't like somebody else talking to them. All I was doing was trying to be a friend and ask some questions about pictures SHE sent to me. Apparently he freaked all out about it and she doesn't even have the courage to tell me that it was a problem or why. Apparently it is OK for her boyfriend to jump somebody and not even have the common courtesy to say it herself. What the fuck ever. Didn't seem to be a problem with her BEFORE his sorry ass showed up, so why should it be one now? For all I knew, he is some sorry fuck of a stalker. So for you woman, WHATEVER. If this is how you are going to act I don't need your shit. There are over 6 billion people in the world and over half of them are women, so you ain't the only woman out there who will talk to me. Enjoy your psycho. I'm sure he'll beat the fuck out of you one of these days when he thinks you are cheating on him

Sweet Dreams
Dream sweet the whole night through May angels keep watch over you May your dreams be filled with joy and peace May your stresses melt away and release So when you greet the coming day light There will be a smile on your face and all will feel right A hope that you will carry good feeling all through the day And spread peace and joy to all you meet along the way By R. Thomas Dinsmore love and joy to you and to my wife who inspires me in so many ways.

Cum And Buy Me!!!!!
DO YOU WANNA OWN ME FOR ONE MONTH! I NEED A OWNER TO BE MY FRIEND ON HERE......! STAR! HELP HELP TO PUT OUT MY FLAMES, I NEED A NEW LOVING OWNER TO CUFF ME DOWN (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-05-18 19:17:01')

You Can Stop Laughing Now
Don't laugh too hard it can happen to anyone. Only a man could recreate this - I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to $h!t yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both of your ***** cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No "Watson's Movement 2". Despite habanera peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart gro

Look At This Cutee
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Managment Rules
Rules for Managment 1. Follow all the other staff rules, 2. Make sure you are there. 3. Visit lounge at least once a day. 4. Leave the lounge up even if checking mail. 5. Have all staff's numbers. CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

Dancer Rules
Rules for Dancers 1. Have fun in the lounge, but dont get graphic. 2. If in cam keep it clean and smile. 3. Move to let us know you are there ...lol CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

Promoter Rules
Rules for Promoters 1.Drop links in comments on pages. 2.Have the dj bullys to post. 3.Invite atleast 25 people per shift. 4.After about every 5 you invite go to lounge to see if they are there and then greet them. 5.If you can, open a new tab and watch lounge and promote at the same time CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

Greeter Rules
Rules for Greeters 1.Promote at own risk. You dont have to. 2. Keep the convo in the lounge going 3. Make sure everyones happy 4. Buy drinks for new members if you are low on money ask managment. 5. Have to welcome back and to the family. 6. Say hb or see you soon. 7. If you leave the room let the the dj know. CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

Enforcer Rules
Rules for Enforcers 1. Be there on your shift. 2. Keep drama out of the lounge. 3. If you have a question about banning or ejecting someone go to an owner. 4. Go to head enfocer if you have a problem with a member. CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

Dj Rules
Rules for djs 1. Have all djs numbers. 2. Have the owners and head manager number. 3. If you drop air plz call as soon as you're back running. 4. Be there 15 min before shift. 5. Stand in dj must be on call 24/7. 6. If in a family emergency get ahold of the dj manager or higher management if dj man. is unavail. 7. NEVER drop air if it can be helped. 8. Use chain of command. 9. If there is a schedule problem please get with the general manager. 10. Please, no drama and if have a problem with some one please come to a management to help resolve the issue. 11. Please inform some one if your greeter/promoter/enforcer is not there we can get one there as soon as we can. 12. play all requests asap!!! CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT

People..........
what is it with people on messenger? If you leave your status as availible and heaven forbid you leave the glue spot that your ass sticks to for awhile, they automatically assume that for some fucked up reason your "ignoring" them and get all pissy about it. People, wake the fuck up and grow some common sense! What is on the other end of that screen is a HUMAN BEING, who has an actual life outside of talking to your ass, or in some cases putting up with you. And what about those ones who if you dont answer in a short amount of time, they repeatedly hit the BUZZ button...........That is the worst thing to do to someone who suffers from migranes! I cant stand when people do that. Its like they think you have to drop everything your doing right now to answer them.......and its usually stupid shit too. Then you get those ones that if someone they know writes a blog(which is usually just thoughts or bullshit words anyways)that points to everyone in general they automatically assume that

Tags By Sargon
HEY EVERYONE, I KNOW YOU ALL WANT THEM. WELL TAGS BY SARGON ARE AVAILABLE NOW. YOU WANT A CUSTOM TAG SARGON WILL MAKE ONE FOR YOU. BUT IT WILL COST YA. LOOK AT ALL THIS AWESOME TAGS HE HAS MADE IT IS WELL WORTH THE FUBUCKS.....GET ONE FOR 500 FUBUCKS. CONTACT HIM SOON. FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.....YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. I PROMISE. THIS ARE JUST SOME OF HIS DESIGNS PLEASE CHECK OUT WHAT HE CAN DO FOR YOU S@RGoN-OWNED BY LADY CHARITY-Security AT Rejects In The Rafters-@ fubar

Tos For Sbradio Stream
Snake Bite Radio, Is Independent of FUBAR and is NOT FUBAR affiliated. We are and will be thinking outside the box, Therefore ALL Lounges that stream Snake Bite Radio are being notified that Snake Bite Radio Will not be promoting any of the lounges On FUBAR, RPS, MySpace, chat rooms or Personal Profiles. Our Focus will be on Listners as well as Request. Quality Music and our listners will be our Base, Any Lounges Chat Rooms or Profiles streaming Snake Bite Radio Must Notify SBRadio that they are streaming and or wish to stream SBRadio as well as Remove SBRadio when requested to do. Failure to Remove a Embeded player upon Request By SBRadio is Considered Theft of bandwidth and will be acted on accordingly We request that you let us know you are streaming SBRadio or have removed SBRadio so we may maintain a database of Player Host, This includes those presently Streaming so we can begin To determine where players are enbeded. Co-Owners have also determined that NO Private

Come On And Own A Club Fusion Staff Member Ya Know For 2 Weeks Ya Have Some Extra Fubucks So Own Us
Come on and own a staff member ya know ya have some extra fubucks laying around so put em to good use and own us for 2 weeks. If ya want to know what we might be offering other than whats listed please contact us. We can be found at the lounges a lot of the time so stop on in and find out if your interested and join the crew while your there Bids start at 25,000 fubucks and include such things as adding "owned by__your name here___ for 2 weeks,etc contact us to see what we are offering, highest bidder wins Dj Marley ~ Owner of Club Fusion Radio~ Head Bouncer @ SBC~DSC ~ DJ Satyrgodd~D.S.C.~aka~El Jefe De Bootay~Dirty Addiction Maestro of Mayhem~Co Owner of Club Fusion DJ Phucker~DSC~DIRTY ADDICTION~FU HUSBAND to his Cherished Purpleroses~CO-OWNER CLUB FUSION Radio ~*sins*~ ???Station Manager for CLUB FUSION RADIO??&{Dirty South Crew} *~*DJ~PINK~FANTASY*~* Come Join Us For A Good Time 24-7 In CLUB FUSION,CLUB FUSION SOUTH BEACH or @http

Rule #2: Rate And Comment
If you have made it to seeing all my pics, then you have made it past rule number one! Congrats! NOW RATE AND COMMENT THEM! DO NOT JUST USE MY PICS TO GET YOURSELF OFF! My body is sacred, and you are BLESSED to be allowed to witness it. Remember that.

Still Coming.....
i don't deserve anyone coming to my page or to my lounges that i go to to get away from my ex.... seriously i could understand if i like was stalking him or had hurt his kid or mother.... but honestly... wtf did i do??? do you all even know? i mean if someone knows and would like to tell me why everyone is coming to my page and looking up shit for him.... thatd be great.... you know the worst thing i did to him was love him.... and he fucked me over for ppl he doesnt even really like.... im not trying to get you all to listen to me cuz honestly we broke up his life and what he does with it means about as much to me as dirt on my chuck's.... but if you dont have the balls or are woman enough to come to me like BIG boys and girls and ask like adults.... then so be it... but what is it really that your doing for him? what is it really that your accomplishing? Does it serve a purpose??? like you all go to bed at night and think yeah... i went to brandy's page today and....uh.........well s

Crushes
I am confused by fubar crushes. I have noticed that nearly all of my friends have multiple crushes. But we each get one crush to give right? So this means there is a horde of lonely fu's who have given their crush away without getting love back. I fall in love very fast. I have lost track of all the crushes I have had in my life, but somehow I still feel them.

Rule #1: Respect
You have to speak to me with respect. I AM A LADY, MEN. I don't appreciate CRUDE behavior... at least not until I am comfortable with you, and believe me... I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I AM. It will get more for you to be sweet and take it slow! Thanks!

When Listening To Friends Count
Just joined here recently and met alot of good ppl. Didn't know that these people where as cool as they were. I really believe some ppl in your life are seasoal and some are permanent .. but whether seasonal or permanent, some ppl here are cool. I recently found myself in a compromising position with no options. Anyone who really knows me and just not of me know I don't like stuff like that. I called up some ppl I met here and got some good advice I should have listened to and stuck with. Moral of the whole thing, you can learn from a total stranger the ropes of life but when you get something from the ppl around you that 'care' it's priceless and valuable advice stick to it. Learn from my mistake keep your friends close and your enemies closer to see what the he** they doing. Until next post... peace.

Update
Firestar has written a poetry book to some of Theo Theodoridis pictures.... The book is heading off to publish on Monday. Will keep you all update when the books comes out. Theo and Firestar will be meeting face to face in NYC. There will be pictures of them together later on fubar and Myspace. ©May2008

Cumming Together.
You know the feeling when you and your partner cum together the power and the strenght that come out with the heavy breathing at the same time, the smell of sex floating in the air and your body stiffs. I wish I could find the right man who can explode with me. Talk to me I'm always up for it.

Friends, Lies And Communication Breakdowns...
Right now I don’t know whether to be pissed, insulted, taken for granted, foolish or just plain stupid. I don’t know about other people and why they do what they do, but if someone is going to use me as a cover to another for a misconception, deceit or outright lie, I would expect to at least be consulted about it before the act and at very least be made aware about it as soon as possible. I know I am in no position to judge anyone yet my morals and standards do have a certain code of ethics. Friends do not use friends without their consent or minimum knowledge so that the friendship can choose the path that eventually leads to destruction. This past week, I have been “Dear Abbey”, a priest in a confessional and put into an awkward position between domestic partners thanks to the lack of communication. A so called “friend/sister/daughter” divulged to me that she went and had a tryst with a co-worker while her husband is away at military training. Mind you, I do not condemn

Auction
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Dead Weight
ok well ya know whats stupid? people who add ya to their friends list then think there too good to talk to ya because its all about winning a popularity contest. so to all you out there on my friends list who are like that. your about to be taken off. i dont care about any of that crap...lol anyhow figured id just say something...lol David

Far And Near
Distance does not matter much when across the waves two spirits touched No space saved for despair and not a feeling of fear as there's no replacement of unique moments created when two hearts and minds entwined forming what is now and will remain Love unusually deep and equally shared

Heart Of Glass
If I fall will you catch me? If I cried would you care? Am I blind as not to see? You are really not there. Why cant I speak? Why cant I feel? Your emotions are weak. Why arent you real? Im holding the air You re handling a heart No longer do you stare Fragile, torn apart. Youre still in my glass box Together we still stand Fading, holding fake clocks Waiting for that last grain of sand.

If Only You Knew
I love leaving you clueless. I love making you think. I love making you wonder week after week. I love how you think you know it all, but in reality you know nothing. I love how you try to make me miserable, But you are the one who ends up suffering.

What My Heart And Mind Tell Me
My mind and my heart tell me two different things. My mind tells me, give up. It's not worth it. My heart tells me, you have to keep going. There's something bound to happen. I don't know what to do. My mind is telling me to give up, And the more I think about you... I can't. I want to accomplish that one goal, That one goal of being with you. My heart tells me, keep going strong. Keep thinking positive, don't back down. Try even harder than before, You can do it. So, I tell myself I can, and keep holding on longer. The fight within me, confuses me so much more each day. I don't have any idea what way to go, which to follow, give up or keep going? I have no clue. The fight within strengthens. I'm extremely confused. My mind and heart battle constantly. I can't chose. I don't know what to do. I just keep following my heart, because I've heard that's the best thing to do. My mind doesn't mean a thing, It just tells me what I want to hear. My heart

Another Update...........
First of all thank you all SO much for your kind words and prayers. As always, they mean so much. I am just getting in from the hospital. Where they performed the surgery on Friday, begin to get extra painful yesterday and I just assumed it was normal. What actually happened was the infection had already reached the bone, caused swelling and caused the area all around the surgical wound to split open. So today when I got to the hospital, they begin an IV of antibiotic, put me in an ice bed (gotta love those things) to get my fever down, and once again they attempted to get this infected tissue out by doing more surgery. But there isn't much they can do with the infection in the bone right now. Sad thing is that the antibiotics really don't do any good because I have been on them so much for so long for this same thing. So yeah, I am a little down right now because I'm just tired of dealing with the same thing over and over again. Anywho, I'm gonna do my damn best to keep laughing and

People Are Funny
Today this guy came into work asking if he had left his sunglasses there, my co-worker looked at him and pointed to his shirt. While pointing she asked him if those where them. He looks down and goes all red in the face. After he left my co-worker and burst into laughter. I know I shouldn't have laughted at him, but it was so cute to see him blush as he realized hwat he had done. This one guy came in one morning, he was wearing a t-shirt and jogging pants. He ordered his food and then as he went to sit down my co-worker had noticed a huge chunk of plasic stuck to his jogging pants, the entire area of his ass. So wrong to laugh, I saw it when he got up to got the bathroom. I laughed harder when he still had it on after he came back out. nsfw just because i said ass

500 Fubux For One Rate Read To See Details
HEY ALL MY FU WIFEY NEEDS HELP!! I AM WILLING TO PAY 500 FU BUCKS FOR JUST ONE RATE ON THE PICTURE !!! AS SOON AS YOU RATE IS FU MAIL ME AND TELL ME YOU HAVE DONE SO AND I WILL SEND THE FU BUCKS!!! YOU REFER SOMEONE TO THE PIC AND THEY MENTION YOU NAME WHEN THEY MAIL ME FOR THERE FU BUCKS I WILL SEND YOU ANOTHER 500 FU- BUCKS!! SO LETS GET BUSY AND TELL YOUR FRIEND SO YOU CAN MAKE ALL KINDS OF FU BUCKS!!! PICTURE TO RATE LINK TO GET YOU FU BUCKS BASSTRACKER~ FU-HUBBY TO PURPLESKY&OWNED BY WONDER WOMAN & HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES for Git-r-done f@ fubar

Yo Momma..
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife. Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her. Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a

Shockwave
Shockwave It causes my heart to race Seeing you face to face It's like a virus It spreads as the blood flows It's hard to hide this flame As the wind blows You have to forgive my heart It fills my mind with doubt With memories of what I gave I can't seem to stand, for you I fall Myself I can't seem to save Your love shakes me like a shockwave It's like i'm lost in slumber Adrift inside a dream Your light enraptures me Blinded by the beam Your shockwave the only thing that wakes me You are all I see Would you again make me whole If I offered you my soul? Another one for Ashley! Muah!! ;)

Sleep
Crystal gave me this idea. She blogged about a song that helps her sleep. For myself, any music helps me sleep. At the moment I'm listening to Metallica for said purpose :P And I'm a damn heavy sleeper, slept through a bomb going off at the bottom of my street some years ago. Anyways, point of this is, is there any weird things that help you guys sleep?

You Make A Difference To Me!!
You Make A Difference To Me! I love my friends! Simply said... You guys take away the loneliness of my nights You make me smile I feel comfort after my many nightmares, just knowing that I just have to look at my computer to find a friend. Some one that I can talk to and get the nasty images out of my head while sharing some laughs and conversation. I feel like I belong somewhere. Yes I have friends here where I live but I don't want to wake them to talk lol Someone is almost always around here. You guys are my dream catchers... my friends... my family. Please watch this video... Pass it along. You not only make a difference to me... but others too. Luv ya all I Am Blessed For Having The Wonderful Friends I Do I Am Blessed For Having My Gorgeous Son. I Am Blessed To Be Apart Of Your Lives. Thank You!! God Bless You, Your Families, & Let Us Never Forget Those In The Military & Their Families... Past & Present Memor

Let's Party!!
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Quitters Never Win.
So, in order to get out of working out in the morning once a week, I decided to go to this "Tobacco sessation program" they have for soldiers and their dependants here on Fort Gordon. I really was not there to quit smoking... but... things happen I guess.Today I am 48 hours smoke free, and according to the propaganda they gave me, in another 24, I'll be totally free of nicotine in my system. Then, the increments increase, and other fun stuff happens to your body as it becomes smoke free... yadda, yadda, yadda. Truth be told, I just don't see the point anymore. They gave me some medicine to help with the cravings, and short of a few social situations and the physical habit, that was all it took. I went to a bar the night I quit. I got pretty drunk too (I live at a hotel within walking distance of about 5 bars... beat that!) but really didn't need to smoke. Last night, I was the DD, and didn't smoke then either, but still had fun. Perhaps it's the medication... but why did I wait to do t

Robotic Suit Could Usher In Super Soldier Era
By MARK JEWELL, AP Business Writer Thu May 15, 1:44 PM ET Rex Jameson bikes and swims regularly, and plays tennis and skis when time allows. But the 5-foot-11, 180-pound software engineer is lucky if he presses 200 pounds — that is, until he steps into an "exoskeleton" of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times. With the outfit's claw-like metal hand extensions, he gripped a weight set's bar at a recent demonstration and knocked off hundreds of repetitions. Once, he did 500. "Everyone gets bored much more quickly than I get tired," Jameson said. Jameson — who works for robotics firm Sarcos Inc. in Salt Lake City, which is under contract with the U.S. Army — is helping assess the 150-pound suit's viability for the soldiers of tomorrow. The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifying it. The Army believes soldiers may someday wear the suits in combat, but it's focusing for now on ap

Life Is Better
life is getting so much better after being separated, I am much happier and have come to relize that ppl change and sometimes we cant stay with the ones we have been with for ever. I have been seeing someone for a couple of weeks now and that helps letting go. My best friend is going through some hard times with his marriage I really hope he makes it through this hard time just know it gets better after time..

Things Could Be Worse
The next time I feel bad about my pathetic life all I need to do is watch this video and think how things could be worse. It brings me to tears every time I see or hear the song on the radio. My brother is in Iraq right now. I will be glad when this war is over! Letters Home from the Garden of Stone

Rules And Reg
ok been sick for a lil while but here we go here are the rules for The Brethern 1. you must rate everyones who is a member the the group (pic). 2. YOU MUST TRY AND BRING IN NEW MEMBERS 3. If a person with in the group is tryn to level(yeah i know we all are) what i should have said post that they are (status, bullitens ect.) do everything in there power to try and help. 4. have fun and want to take over fu-bar and make all other groups bow at our feet 5. if a person rates everything in a founding members page(pic,stash,blogs,ect)then i can give them one of 7 tribe flags. tribe flags are not of major importance but just coo lil add ons for the club. (you can only be in one tribe and you cant change) you may be askin who are the founding members well ill have a album with there pic posted ok here we go if you want to join make your mark here and let me know

Brain Teasers
Give these a shot if you would like: If you have a boat that can carry no more than 200 pounds and you have a man who weight 200 lbs and two women that way 100 pounds each, how do you get all three to the other side of the lake? Estimating a distance of 720 miles between Pittsburg and Chicago: If a train leaves Chicago at 3:00 heading west traveling at a rate of speed of 60 miles per hour, and an another train leaves Pittsburg heading to Chicago at 4:00 pm traveling at a rate of 90 mph, at what time will the trains pass? If you have two coins totaling fifty five cents, and one of the coins is not a fifty cent piece, what are the two coins? Which weighs more a pint of water or a pound of water? If a clock moving from 12:00 am to 3:00 am moves 90 degrees, how many degrees does the clock move in an entire day. Two girls are born to the same father, in the same place, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month, in the same year and yet they're not twins. How

Band Merch
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to cafepress.com/davesapparel ..... Our Cd will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony

It's All For You - Nine/rose (doctor Who) - Chapter Ii
Title: It's all for You Characters: The Ninth Doctor; Rose Tyler; mentions of Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, Luna Lovegood, Violet Baudelaire, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, and Bella Swan Pairing: Nine/Rose Rating: G Genre: Romance Word Count: 1,396 Author's Note: This takes place three months after chapter I. Enjoy! Rose sat in the room in her suite on a crisp September afternoon, checking her email and doing research for one of her psychology classes while her suitemates were out at class; hers were already over with for the day. Being the oldest out of all the girls in the suite was an odd feeling for her, but comforting at the same time. It was funny how a year could change her so much, and how much that she could learn about herself in that time. An instant message popped up on the computer screen, causing Rose to stop her research for that moment. A message from somebody that she didn’t know; somebody called “SonicScrewdriver”. SonicScre

It's All For You - Nine/rose (doctor Who) - Chapter I
Title: It's all for You Characters: The Ninth Doctor; Rose Tyler; mentions of Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, and Jack Harkness. Pairing: Nine/Rose Rating: G Genre: Romance Word Count: 708 Author's Note: This takes place at via the RPG time-line of events at KSU on InsaneJournal. “Love you too, Mum,” a twenty year-old blonde girl said as she walked into her boyfriend’s apartment. “Wondering when you were going to get here,” a man’s voice said, getting up from the couch where he sat to greet her with a kiss on the cheek. “Mum called,” Rose said, hanging up her hoodie. “She wanted to know if I saw you around campus.” The Doctor’s left eyebrow raised a bit. “What’d you tell her?” “Oh, you know the usual. That I was time traveling instead of going to class and doing homework,” she said teasingly, kissing him back on the cheek. “You didn’t. You wouldn’t. Rose! That could put me in danger of losing my job!” She tilted her head slightly to the side, and looked up

Who Wants To Be The One?
Who want to be the girl left behind? The one who protests…. who pouts…. who whines? Who wants to feel surrounded but alone? The one who cries… who yells…. who moans? Who wants to be the one always unwelcome? The one who hides…. who breaks down… who still succumbs? Who wants to get chosen last? The one who strives… who still plays… who’s masked? Who wants to be the forlorn? The one who bears scars… who distrusts… who possesses scorn?

Broken
MY WILL TO MOVE ON IS BROKEN THEROAD TO MY FUTURE IS UNDER REPAIR THE PAST IS FULL OF BROKEN PROMISES BROKEN SMILES FAKE LAUGHS MY WORLD IS BROKEN AND HOLLOW MY HEART IS BROKEN INTO SO MANY TINY PIECES THE THINGS THAT USED TO MATTER DONT WHAT USED TO BE EASY IS NOW IMPOSSIBLE THE ONLY THING I FEEL IS PAIN AND LOSS I FEEL BROKEN AND SHATTERED AND IM NOT SURE I WANNA BE FIXED IM NOT SURE I CAN BE PUT BACK TOGETHER????? MBM

Ok, For Today, I Am Sending Our Newsletter...
EI Newsletter Cum Play in Our Worlds! You can visit the newsletter online at: news.stormbringerenterprises.com Latest News: We have a new format for our newsletters! Candice and I would like to welcome you to the greatest and newest of the newsletter formats. Our new look still means free previews and lot's of news about what is going on at EI and LE. As always, you can view the newsletter as an html page by visiting our news site: news.stormbringerenterprises.com It's SEXY and it's NEW!!!: This week we have a lot of great things to share with you: We have new artists: Ars Phoenix - phoenix.eroticillusions.com Virtual Fantasies - biele.eroticillusions.com Have you visited our new forums? We need someone to play with! Candice, Reo, WebWych, and more people waiting to hear what you are looking for, and maybe someone to chat with... http://eroticillusions.com/forum/index.php Also, we noticed that a lot of people haven't seen the new free

Owner Appreciation
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New Dvd Reviews Online: Seasoned Players, Cream Pies, And Monster Loads
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Journal 5-18-08
as i sit here hoping to be able to speak with Master again tonight my thoughts start to drift to what life will be like if and when i am able to be His slave 24/7. i know that it will be so much more different then what it is now, but honestly it is what i desire more then anything in this world. to feel His touch for real not just in my mind. Yes His words have an effect on me and i can close my eyes and feel His touch, hear His voice, but i so crave to feel this for real and to hear His voice every single day. The very sound of His voice makes my skin come to life and my heart race with an unknown excitment. Master is my whole world and i desire nothing more the to bring Him joy, pleasure and make Him proud to own this girl. i know that i do this now online, but will it be the same once i am His 24/7? i hope so for Master is what i have looked for all these years. i could not ask to be happier then i am when we are together. He is my everything and without Him in my life i honestly

Has This Ever Happen To You??
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She's So Close! Spank Her Hard!
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