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My Little Girl
Dear Lord, Remind me that my little girl will always need her mother's prayers. Prayers to help her understand the death of a pet...or a grandparent. Prayers to help her get along with a playmate...or to get her through the first day of school. Prayers to mend a boo-boo...or a broken heart. Help me realize, Lord, that I have only begun to pray. A whole life stretches before her. I know I will not always be able to go with her, not always be there to hold her hand or point the way or pick her up when she falls. But comfort me in the fact that though I will not always be able to go with her, my prayers will. ~Mary C. and Robert G. Wells~ ~Judy and Ken Gire~

So This Is It
this is what weve grown up to become ... the hated, the stupid , and the alone ... inevitably thats how we will all end. waking up one day and realising all the things we left behind and ultimatly realising that weve become everything we never wanted to be. your dad , your mom , your ex girlfriend or boyfriend , a drunk or druggie, a lonely soul or just a lonely body,a hateful person , a mean person, a hurtful person . its sad

Surveys & Offers
Here are some resolutions to some common survey problems: *What does "pending" mean?* Pending shows up in your fuBank after you have clicked on a survey or offer. This DOES NOT mean that you completed the offer and are waiting for the award. You may even take a half hour to try and prequalify for the survey, but it tells you you did not qualify. Unfortunately, you will not receive points for this, even though your fuBank will report it as "Pending". *How do I prove I completed one?* As a safeguard, if you complete a survey or offer, take a screen grab of the completed offer that shows you have COMPLETELY AND FULLY finished the entire survey and will be awarded the points. Just as if you were going to purchase something online, you need to print out or screen grab that page as your RECEIPT. This is really your only proof that you finished the survey if you need to dispute it in the future. *This is our policy* and just like a store that would sell you a shirt, we will not return

What Do You Expect ?
I find it really funny that there are some people on here that say " Rate Me, Rate Me, Fan Me, Add Me and I will return the favor and you never see anything from them again. It is not like I really care if you do, but dont say (promise) something that you dont intend to do. In life your word is all you have.

Words....
Everything you see was created by a word from God. Except one thing-you. When you look at the stars, you're looking at something that was created by a word from God. When you look at the mountians, you're looking at something that was created by a word from God. But when you look in the mirror, always remember: you're looking at something that was created by the very hand of God. ~Mark Lowry~

Transformers Halloween Costumes
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Babyhood
A baby is an invitation to adventure--seeing his eyes begin to focus...finding out what color they're going to be...feeling his tiny fingers take one of yours captive and never wanting to be set free...holding your breath as he stands and tumbles down into your waiting arms...and joyful as he gets up again...cheering as he takes that first step.The sad thing about babyhood is that it goes too fast. ~Phyllis Hobe~

I Sit
As I sit down at my desk, I wonder what to write. Should I write about hardships, or suffering and plight. Does this poem have to be sad though, I ask myself all the time. It hurts me just to think about it, I can't, I won't, not this time. I think well maybe, just this once, I can go back to my better place. So I think about the sad times, and almost bring a tear to my face. I write and sit, and I sit and write, till it chokes me up inside. I've almost finished it now, I can read it once, then hopefully put it aside. Dare I ever do another one, I probably won't this time. I'd rather write about my happy times, my loves, my goals in life. So was this writing worth it, in its truth all said and done. At least the sadness is out the way now, I can go back to having fun.

Destiny, Fate & Karma
I READ THIS AND I FOUND IT VERY INTERESTING TO SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS,HOPE ITS NOT MUCH OF READING :P:P:P...ENJOY!!! SOUL LIFE DESTINY, FATE & KARMA by John Van Auken Photo by Eric Martin In order to fully appreciate the secret teachings, we need to understand how the Universal Law of Cause and Effect works. It's easy to say that the experiences in one's life are the result of past activities, but the forces of this law are greater than we may first imagine. Every action, every thought, every idle word sets up reactions, according to the Universal Law. When one thinks a thought, that thought makes an impression on the Universal Consciousness. Nothing is lost or done in secret. Everything is done within the Universal Consciousness, and the Whole is affected by it (as well as all others within the Whole). This isn't easy for us to believe, living in our own little worlds. Secret, private, alone and separate are active words in our vocabulary. This is due

Dear Little One
Dear little one, feircly protect the twinkle in your eye. Listen to how you were made because that is where the twinkle comes from. Revel in your God-given unquineness. It is your differentness the world is longing to know. Listen to your calling-the place where your gifts live. Listen to the words fo your own song because if you never hear your own song, you will never be able to dance. ~Mike Yaconelli~

A Place
I hear a voice, but my lips do not move. I speak words of you...not from my mouth, but from my heart. Below me I see bloody faces, glaring at me into my soul. "Lift me up for my past is trying to kill me." Screaming from insanity, I pray for my angel of darkness. Invisible arms wrap around me, wings in closed tight. "I'll take you away from here! There is no place for you now. Burn your past forget it, leave it! I'll take you to a place where darkness and pain will never hurt you." "No such place exists! You talk of madness!" Looking behind the black is trying to fallow. Closing my eyes tight im laid down, Soft clouds beneath me. Opening the eyes, no darkness to be seen, Angels fly high with wings of black and red. A whisper in my ear "There is such a place."

Kids
y is it that you can be haven a half way good day then all hell breaks loose when the kids get home. I dont understand why they have to yell and scream back when you tell them to do their homework or change into play clothes. I guess that is just the way it is...

Poem Of Love
looking deep into your eyes i wonder how i never noticed this before you are beautiful, even if others say the contrary they obviously don't see you the way i see you they are missing out on the real you just a casual glance makes my heart stop you are an angel, come down from heaven above when you smile, the sun shines and birds chirp when you are sad, the clouds rush in i wish that you would never be sad for that would make me sad as well the way the sun shines on your hair the way you laugh and talk just every little thing about you is perfect and as i think about you now a smile creeps across my face all of these words are the absolute truth what more can i say than "i love you"

The Days
These are the days when you just have to sit back and enjoy the view These are the days when you laugh with your friends and loved ones It was a day to be happy and merry! These are the days when you smile out of the nothing important matters These are the days when you laugh at the face of danger It was a moment to be happy and merry! These are the days when you look at love in the eyes These are the days when you love to the fullest, in brink of tears It is a memory, not to be forgotten These are the days when you remember me smiling and jovial These are the days of me bumbling like a loving idiot These are my precious days with you my friends with love and a smile Let's be happy and merry!

So What Happened
i really would like to know what happened? why you give me words that mean so much to a girl.then you disappear out of her life. i actually thought that we were a we from the way you talked..but i guess not..so i guess its best that im here looking not letting anyone get me down. i think i would have been the greatest thing to you.you think i didnt care but i did.you damaged my pride a little bit but nothing that i cant fix. ive been hurt before but this time im not gonna let it devestate me like it had before.im just a stronger person for just letting you go..i only want a why though thats it...but i guess im not even good enough for that..so ill leave things unsaid just that way...and i will wait for my one and only to find me... loving myself jb

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The Fall Of The Garden Of Eden
I walk through this garden of eden, searching for the inhabited hethen. navigating the undigestible desire. that soon will be engulfed with fire. my vision gives way to the cinder. as the eaten apple, soon will render. The fall of the garden of greatness, as I slither with my great snakeness. I whisper into the woman's ear. Just what Adam needs to hear. A bite that leads to great understanding. Knowledge that leads to man's ending. I am the great dark prince.... come witness my great entrance..... J. Koblitz on Aug. 31st. at the french quarter! "Fall Of The Garden Of Eden"

One Monster Team
Sometimes I feel things, I think I can't feel. Sometimes the real things, seem way to real. Sometimes my empty cup begins to fill. Sometimes my conscious is a little less ill. But never is it true, and I never seem to find. That this peace and solice will ever be mine. So I watch the real world, live in their time. And I top off empty cups with my own sour lime. Then lose my sickness, in lost thoughts of ryhme. Watching words flow, from fingers to screen. This part of my life is not just a dream, each line of thought, creates a new seam. And I am Master of this One Monster Team. Creator of words that make others think. Though created for me, from my own instinct. A One Monster Team, always on the brink. But never to become silent.....never extinct. J. Koblitz

Friends
"Those Who Touch Our Lives" Every special person who touches our life leaves their own unique mark On our heart; a mark which can never be chiseled away even if the years Eventually pull us apart. We can take on their expressions and such the more we share of ourselves Together. It's those little things about another person that can remain A part in us forever. People who we have met throughout our life become a part of the person Who we are today. We learn and we grow from the relationships each one Touching us, in it's own special way. We laugh about spending too much Time together when we think we have become like each other. But it just Shows how much we've been touched by the relationship we have found with Another. Those special people who can touch our lives are like precious jewels Amongst life's treasure. They shine on us and leave a lasting Impression, a unique mark on our heart, a gift without measures. Author Unknown

Burning Love
I don't know whats worse, the heat of the looming doom. Or the thick, blinding smoke that is filling the room. My own air filling her lungs, I suffocate my lover. I inhale hot smoke, as we cower in the corner. Our tears of fear, forming a pool around us. A false puddle of hope that will not save us. The flames come closer and lick at my feet. Never have I felt so paralyzed and weak. But somehow, for her, I rise and I run. Into the fire, that I've been hiding from. And out the other side we go, where the fire is under control. The only reason she lives....my burning desire. Now, back to me, cause I'm still on fire. I stop, drop, and roll...but to no avail! The only fire I feel, is that of Hell. I only wanted to stop her death, but as I said, I suffocate her with my breath. J. Koblitz

Bitch Is Dead To Me
HAVE U EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO WHERE IF U SEE THE PERSON WHO MADE U THIS WAY, ALL U WANT TO DO IS TO PHYSICALLY HURT THEM UNTIL UR ANGER IS OUT OF UR BODY??? YEAH RIGHT, LESS STRESS ON ME NOW? FUCK NO!! BUT THAT'S OK. I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING BEWHIND MYSELF EVERYWHERE I GO....JUST REMIND URSELF, WHEN U PROMISE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, DO NOT FUCK UP & NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. IT WILL ONLY GET U ENEMIES THIS WAY. EVEN THOUGH, I'M ON BEDREST, I CAN STILL KICK THE BITCHES ASS...& IF SCOOBIEDOIT IS READING THIS...FUCK U! U CAN BE FRIENDS BOTH WAYS...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY HEART LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT TO HELP ANOTHER OUT OF A SITUATION!! AS USUAL, A WIGGER HAS BEEN PUT BEFORE HER CHILDREN, FRIENDS, & SUPPORTERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE FUCKED MYSELF....NO. WHEN THIS PERSON COMES AROUND LOOKING FOR HELP...IT WILL NOT BE HERE!!! SORRY, BUT U DO NOT FUCK THE BITCH & EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT!!! PAYMENT WILL BE COMING SOON & IF U

Not Easy
Its easyto losetrack sometimes, and I guess that I have. I just want to say thank you for those that are true...I wish I could be everything for everyone, but I can't. Its a hard thing to want to be everyhting to everyone, and if you ever have to deal with that, then you will know what I am talknig about. It s hard enough to be all that... for yourself alone. You can't...Love you...LOL

Happy In-between
I've been wondering alone a lost soul without a home afraid to add others in my life afraid of loves, double-edged knife but there must be a medium, in-between lust and love, hopes and dreams. on top or on bottom, an easy decision every time i decide, I switch position. eventually lost souls, do find their way home though not always whole, sometimes still alone, and I do want to be alone, just not lonely I've really been broken, and I cannot fix me keeping myself busy, avoiding the stares avoiding lustful looks, though I am aware. what is lust going to do for me I'm a lost soul, deserved for eternity! put where I am as punishment so deserving of my abandonment this repeating cycle that is my life childhood repition, in my grown-up strife but living as always. going on alone looking for a happy in-between, to call my own. J. Koblitz

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Temptation
Up and down........... up and down..... A small strip of skin seperates my desire... The treasure within, warm like fire... Up and down.... Up and down.... Longing and aching as I do for this, Her speeding heartbeat repels my kiss. But it brings about a more brutal man. And I rip out her throat with no elegance. The sweet kiss Will fix this... But it will not fix me..... And I will never be free.... As the warm treasure spills onto the ground, I realize...I am still thirsty :< J. Koblitz

The Analog Kid
A hot and windy august afternoon Has the trees in constant motion With a flash of silver leaves As theyre rocking in the breeze The boy lies in the grass with one blade Stuck between his teeth A vague sensation quickens In his young and restless heart And a bright and nameless vision Has him longing to depart You move me --- You move me --- With your buildings and your eyes Autumn woods and winter skies You move me --- You move me --- Open sea and city lights Busy streets and dizzy heights You call me --- You call me --- The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs Dances on the edge of his dream And her voice rings in his ears Like the music of the spheres The boy lies in the grass, unmoving Staring at the sky His mother starts to call him As a hawk goes soaring by The boy pulls down his baseball cap And covers up his eyes Too many hands on my time Too many feelings --- Too many things on my mind When I leave I dont know What Im hoping to find

9-18-07
Today is perfect for exploring your emotional state, especially as it's related to your large-scale plans or career. It won't be as hard as you imagine to bring your heart and mind into near-perfect alignment. ---------------------------------------------------- It's not my mind or heart I wanted aligned, ROFLMAO I was just thinking of euphoria.

Poem... Needs A Name
Removed….. with such a painful jolt Lost….. no bread crumbs to follow Pain….. beats in time as the life scurries away Tears….. flooding planes without resistance Past….. ruins the future and what could be Emotions….. not allowed, flowing to freely Phrase….. always misunderstood in a cloud of judgment Love….. never to be worthy, not even close Fear….. thunder of hate, words that strike Regret….. only the time taken from another day Aching….. with every breath I take Yearning….. for that voice to say…… anything Soul….. shattered Misplaced….. My Heart

Final Thought....
...of the day. i love my friends, Keith knows I do, but WHO thinks that getting me a HAIRCUT for my birthday would be a good idea right now? I mean, how much shorter is my hair supposed to be?! :D Later luvz!

Gone For Awhile
ok ppl on Friday Sept 21 I'll be gone for a few days. I'll be visiting with a special person and to be honest I'm pretty excited about it.so hope ya all miss me hehe and you can still show me some love while i'm gone. love n kisses LilBlone

Haters
yeah when peolple put things on here to share with others why is it that a lot of u have to be so jugemental, i was only asking a simple question and a lot of u think i am going to do it because my man told me to, i do not do what my husband says i do what i want so if all ur going to do is bitch on my comments then stay away who needs to have a bitching contest or even for that matter have a debate with someone else on everyone elses mumms or blogs

Starting Over
"starting over" You think that I won't move on, That I don't have it in me. You think, I think I'm a loser.... I think I'll start winning. You moved on and left me, so you could go find friends. Funny how your'e "starting over" is really how it ends. The only man you ever trusted, you left alone in a fire. But as my heart burns up in flame, so does new desire. Now, I bask and contemplate in my newfound fiery rage. The worst thing you took from me is the best you ever gave! J. Koblitz

Numb
Numb I have forgotton that I was hungry....Not that my belly doesn't still ache and rumble when your essence is near. Just that I have forgotton. I have forgotton that your stake pierced my heart. That you starved me from the start. I do not remember....that you said forever.....to be continued... J. Koblitz

Death By Hunger
Death by hunger, thats what I promised. Crawling home, to escape from this. But there is no escape. Starving to change fate. I've made my mistakes. And she used her stake. Right into the pit of my belly. And now for the irony. This is worst than it sounds. Cause I swollowed my heart, before you could gobble it down. And now................I crawl home...... To the belly of a boiling cauldron. Digesting my own heart as I crawl on. To the place where love is born Where I mend my heart when torn. And start over finding someone new To seduce into my Vampiric Brew! J. Koblitz

Be Done
Marrow grows impossibly slow through the narrow causeways of my mind seeking in usurp conventional thought. A sardonic plea sounds hauntingly through me, Weight on chest, there is no rest lest we jest incoherently about that which we care nothing about. Be done with it now, for I can not allow myself to be taken or foresaken from the bountries of love.

My End
I'm not a dreamer and I'm not a lover. I don't believe in happy endings or fairy tale lives. I've been through the darkest valleys and still haven't seen the mountaintops. I've longed to see the world from atop but don't have the will to climb. I’ve cried in pain but have yet to cry in joy. I've seen it all yet seen nothing at all. I've looked at the future and seen a black hole. I’ve looked at the past and wondered how it went wrong. I don't try running backwards or forwards, I don't run at all. I forgot what life was like when life still meant living. I am held captive by life, waiting to die, waiting for liberation. My only happy ending - Will be my final ending.

The Beast Will Die Hungry!
I have many flaws, but you are my worst. You, my biggest blessing, have been my worst curse. And I can see now, though I have been blind. And I can hear now though I've been death all this time. And when I look and listen your soul no longer glistens. And your not quite an angel I'm just caught in your tangle. The Black Widows Web... Yeah, That's what I said! I see you now..The Beast! Ripping out my heart to feast. And I do not fear, for at least, There is none left for you to eat. And in this, I find peace, When love is gone.......so dies the beast. J. Koblitz

Awakening Part 1
I stand, and I look, at an empty grave. Losing the taste for the life that I crave. And speaking of taste, What is that smell? Could I find sweetness in this new found hell? That rupture in my ear, its coming from the street I can hear theirs, but where's my heart-beat? In denial, I scream "what madness is this!" I scan my memory, nothing but the Kiss. And now, I should thank you, for life after death. No prayer for forgiveness with my dying breath. Forever glued to sins, that won't be forgiven. Denied God....but a God amoung men! Ah Men! J. Koblitz

Return Of The Bass
ok so i went and got my bass out of storage a few days ago.realy REALY missed playing her!fingers are killing me but i think i finally got the strings limbered up again.(you can see her in my photos beside my dog)not that its important or anything but i had to blog about it,some of my friends who are musicians will understand,musicians (especially bassists) tend to get extremely attached to thier instruments.hell this bass has outlasted my last 3 women,shes been loyal and true.

Cauldron Of Forgotten Life
Vampiric Broth Tonight I awakened in the belly of a boiling cauldron The same life remembered is the one forgotton. I looked to my maker, who spoke where she stood "You live by the blood and die by the wood." I felt the power in my blood and, at once, understood. I stepped out of that house, into my neighborhood. And now...when you see me accross the club, And I have a taste for your blood. When you see my head floating through the crowd, and you hear my heartbeat though the music's loud, When your metal clasp collar is suddenly loose. It will be to late for your right to choose. I will drain you dry of all your life juice, And add you....to my vampiric brew. Where I was born, In the bell of a boiling cauldron The same life remembered is the one forgotton. J. Koblitz

Fallen
FALLEN My heart has been broken to pieces. Destroyed by my own hands. What once stood as a mountain, now dispersered like sand. My heart was a beautiful island And I place a volcano beneath. It is now a smoldering deadland with lava covering its once soft beach. I invite you to remove your shoes. Walk in the ruins I know so well. Explore my pain and loneliness. Lose yourself in my maze of hell. I am a fallen angel. Search my soul if you dare... But, be warned, before you embrace There is no love, that I can share. J. Koblitz

Took From A Friend
WHEN IS IT EVER ENOUGH ? THERE IS 1 PERSON I KNOW OF THAT JUST THRIVES ON DRAMA CUZ THEY DONT HAVE NOTHIN BETTER TO DO. I THINK THEY JUST WAKE UP WANTIN TO START DRAMA. THEY JUST CANT SEEM TO LET THINGS GO. I MEAN WTF MOVE ON W/ YER FUCKIN LIFE & GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN DIAPERS. I MEAN DONT THE SHIT EVER GET OLD. NO CONSIDERATION 4 OTHER PEOPLES FEELINS OR WHAT THEY R GOIN THREW. THEY TRIED TO TELL WHO I CAN AND CANT B FRIENDS W. THEY TRIED TO TELL ME WHO ICAN AND CANT TALK TO. SORRY TO BURST YER BUBBLE NO1 RUN'S MY FUCKIN LIFE. IF YA DON'T LIKE THE CHOICES I MAKE O FUCKIN WELL. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT. THIS IS HOW I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IF YA DONT LIKE ME OR MY WAYS THERE'S THE FUCKIN DOOR. I AINT CHANGIN 4 NO1. I ONLY CHANGE 4 MYSELF. I GIVE EVERY1 A CHANCE. WELL U BACK STAB ME WELL IT'S GONNA SUCK TO B U. I CARE 4 ALL MY FRIENDS. U HURT 1 OF THEM BELIEVE ME ILL B ON YER SHIT FASTER THAT U CAN TURN YER HEAD. YES I CAN B A

Live Free
Ok, maybe love isn't so bad. It hasn't all been terrible. It hasn't all been sad. Lonely I may be now with lines of depression creasing my brow. But at least I can say I felt the fall, I have lived in love, I have answered the call. I have lived more then most and have traveled from coast to coast. I know what it is like to have lost, I know the price, I know the cost. Here is my time to shine, to reap the world, to sip the wine. For many years it was always for them, never for me. Now its time to provide for my boys and live free.

My Friend
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Contest Info For 9/18/07
Ok family here we go...we r going to help in bomb fest...we r helping out friends the independent bombers...The only thing we need to do is friend the host before we can bomb so please do it as soon as posable. The link is down below....... RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC THE FALL BOMB FEST COMIN SEPT15,TO SEPT30@ fubar after she accepts u here is the link we will be bombing...... thanks...dave/aka/hotstud/aka/the godfather

Plain-
You always take me to Heaven before you drop me in Hell. You comfort with your fingers as you scratch with your nails. You offer me a sweetness that makes concrete look soft. You dip my fingers in honey before you bite them off. And I fall everytime Even knowing my own fate You make me love you so you have someone to hate. J. Koblitz

When Making A Decision
When making a decision choose the way that seems the best however rough it maybe.You should decide what you want and decide what you are willing to exchange for it. First establish your priorities and go to work on them. You should develop a plan to actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal. Do not plan for ventures before finishing what you just started.

Dream Speed
Moods lanquidly shift as from the speakers tunes drift through the smoke permeated the air. Speak on the threat of death and hold your breath for the spead of the road before us has not slowed but bowed towards two transcendent ends. Speak of it and friends shall weap in gloom, speak not of it and we shall enjoy the light of the moon gleeming off of teal metal and chrome while we travel home through nostalgic glimmers of chemically inhanced dreams.

Send
SEND And from nothing.....I ascend or is it.....descend? I cannot rememer Which way do I send? .....nothing I feel this rapture in my brain Ascend or.....descend into insane. But the question is not, How I sended: but from whence I came? .....nothing I am lost in my past. I cannot remember when it's at. Did I ever send at all? Did I rise or did I fall? All I remember is..... J. Koblitz

Tuesday September 18, 2007
All's quiet on the western front, but all is not quiet in Blitzed Out. An earthquake that registered a 10 on the rictor scale has struck, doing more damage to the lounge than a saturday night. More to come on this late breaking story. -NEWS FLASH 3:04 PM: It hs been confirmed that there was in fact no earthquake, but some body needs to take some bean-o. -NEWS FLSH 3:07 PM: It seems tht my "" key is cting up ... plese prdon the lck of 's. It int my freekin fult. The folowing NEWS FLASH! is brought to you by: PORK BRAINS. PORK BRAINS, just like momma use to make em. -NEWS FLASH 3:30 PM: The instalation and testing of Blitzed Out's anti-n00b missles has been completed. -NEWS FLASH 3:52 PM: Coming to a theater near you: ding fries are done II -NEWS FLASH 4:13 PM: GO JESUS GO JESUS GO! GO JESUS GO JESUS GO!

Online Or Offline
Please don't think I am here if it shows me online today.I have been trying to go thru stuff cause I am moving.Then poof they were moving a double wide of my neighbors out and off went all our power cause they hit a electric line.So I can't say if I am here or not LOL.Hugs to all I am trying to rate etc all today but no for sures at this rate.

Today's Horoscope
Things are really picking up with your pet project, whether it's a hobby, a work initiative or even a romance! No matter what, your fiery enthusiasm is making it hum -- and you should find that others respond in kind. Note: So true! My project at work just took off today! I have so much work to do, though, but at least it's finally at that point. I love it!

All The Beauty
Honesty is beautiful Kindness is beautiful Intelligence is beautiful Talent is beautiful Beautiful is a romance with such abundance Beautiful are the flowers that roam the earth Beautiful is awaking to the sound of singing birds Beautiful is a disguise Playing hide and seek inside and outside Beautiful is as naked as the rising sun Beautiful is delightful and truthful Beautiful is the golden daylight that shines And the taste of sweet colored red wine Beautiful was never ever created by mistake Beautiful is the ingredient we bake life’s cake When all or nothing is at stake I am beautiful You are beautiful We are beautiful Beautiful is great Beautiful is sweet Beautiful is love Beautiful is power

A Slight Problem
This is more of a personal problem then is medical . For the past few days I have been having strange feelings , which I can't understand. I have been having some unusual urges as if I were sexually hungry, to a point I am and trust me the urge feels great

From The Casket Of Thought
A Prison with No Bars Current mood: calm Category: Writing and Poetry I see all thier stares, though I don't think they see me. I'm a prisoner chained to my thirst, and still moving freely. I walk amoungst man. I feed on thier desires. Warming my hands, while avoiding thier fires. Seduction, lust, fear, trust, tools of a secret trade. Adding souls to my numbers of sins, not yet paid. Blasphomy, walking basphomy, I wear thier scars. A caged monster, in a prison with no bars. Is anyone safe? Is anything that bleeds? One thing I learned from all life, is that everything must feed. Life is a boiling cauldron, some can't take the heat. And if my heart never comes back to life, I won't miss a beat! J. Koblitz

Well, It Is Time For Me To Go Back...
Into the dream world that 'schedule 2' pills give me. It was not so funny falling asleep last night without taking all my bedtime meds but having surgery yesterday morning, I think the Doctor that gave the Magic juju Juice really gave it to me. Cause I literally felled to sleep. In a awkward position, the kind of position that requires both hands to get out of it. Now I am one-handed for 6 weeks, so either I go to bed early or crash where I may. I know yesterday day after coming back home from surgery, I was on fubar for awhile but the thing that most didn't know, I was already sleeping in front of the computer anyways. Cause when I was nodding off my son told me it was time for me to go to sleep. My inner child said (she is a brat) "No!" to him and what happened after she said no, a few minutes later I would nod off again. LOL, of course my inner child she is a wicked one, loves to play and causes havoc when she can. She does challenges anyone in her's way, which my Son

Just Me
I'm a true country gentleman I had a different account and now I'm back and tryin to level up to 11 again ....I'm single looking for a greatwoman that will be there for me like I will be for her...... I hope that you can help me and to the lADIES I would love to start as friends and see where things go ... I have 2 x-wives and 2 kids from mo first marrage ....... I'm out going and love to have fun ...

For A Birthday Present!!
I was hopeing to have my crush step up and let themselves be known to me!!or if you have a crush on me like me love me want me ect... well lets see if anyone will own up to being my crush and maybe more!!happy birthday to me..alone again!!edwin

Another Blonde Joke !!!!!
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

Tell Me Maybe I'll Tell You
fill this out cuz you know you want to! LOL y = yes n = no m = maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] have sex with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get waste

Kandy Cruise
9/18/2007 Dear Readers: I just came back from the “Candy Cruise” and I can in all honesty tell you it was SUPER! And NO naked girls were throwing themselves to anyone and NO wild orgies took place on the deck and NO dirty stuff took place all over the ship. Instead it was full of very successful pretty, smart, intelligent and friendly people. This is why I always teach my students to NEVER EVER assume anything about anyone unless you know what you are talking about. In some of my previous newsletters, a bunch of constipated, judgmental puritanical souls ASSUMED I was a corrupted in body mind and soul because I was involved in this event. I wish you could see the faces of some people I spoke to… I gave some healing to some people in need on the ship and provided spiritual guidance to ONE person and the word was OUT that a true healer was on board! Beautiful people were flocking from all over with their questions and I spent a great deal of time doing what I do best and th

Kink Survey
Have you ever...... 1.bought/read pornographic mags? 2. used or had a "safe" word? 3. been restrained with ropes or other bondage devices where you could escape if you wanted to? 4. been wrapped in saran wrap? 5. had sex in a car? 6. given someone an orgasm while they were tied up? 7. been blindfolded? 8. been gagged? 9. had sex with a virgin? 10. given someone a tongue bath? 11. punished someone for not doing something or doing it incorrectly? 12. worn a collar around your neck/wrist/ankle that was locked by someone other than yourself? 13. locked a collar around someone? 14. been shopping inside a porn shop? 15. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know.) 16. made modifications to your home/room to make sex play easier? (such as installing hooks in the walls, floor or ceiling) 17. given or received a fisting? 18. had your partner take pictures of you or you of them in a compromising

I Got An Award!!!
Awhile ago I sent in a poem to poetry.com and yesterday in the mail I recieved an award. Editor's Choice Award for outstanding achievement in poetry. I had the chance in July to go to their convention in Vegas to present my poem and there I would also get my crystal statue and medal and something else but I cant remember what, anyway I never got to go or was able to send them the money for them to ship my awards to me so I never got them. But this is fine to. Not very many ppl get them and it feels good to know that my poems are not bad.

Written By Me Last Night{true Friendship}
HEY GIRLY IM HERE CAUSE I MISS THE HELL OUT OF YOU I WISH YOU WOULD COME BACK I WILL NEVER SAY GOOD BYE TO YOU IN MY HEART YOUR NOT GONE YOUR JUST AWAY THIS HAS BEEN SO HARD ON ME OH HOW I WISH YOU WERE STILL HERE I SIT AND LOOK AT THE DOOR AND WAIT TO SEE IF YOUR GONNA WALK IN BUT YOU HAVENT I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING A NIGHTMARE AND YOUR GONNA COME THROUGH THE DOOR AT ANY TIME IM HOPING I GUESS I DONT WANT TO ACCEP THE FACT YOUR GONE MAYBE ILL NEVER ACCEPT IT BUT IVE HAD ALOT OF FRIEND GIVING ME SUPPORT AS I TRY TO AND THEY UNDERSTAND WHEN IM QUIET THAT ITS REALLY HURTING THEVE BEEN GREAT THERE THE BEST THERES EVEN A COUPLE THAT HAVE BEEN REALLY HELPFUL AND IM REALLY GREATFUL FOR THEM I DONT KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE OR HOW I COULD MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WITH OUT THEM YOU WILL NEVER BE REPLACED YOU WILL ALWAYS REAMAIN MY BEST FRIEND AS IM SITTING HERE WRITING THIS IM HOPING IN SOME WAY YOU WILL GET TO READ IT OR ATLEAST YOULL KNOW ITS HERE I WISH I WASNT WRITING IT BUT SOMEHOW WRITING TO YOU

Fu Family Groups Vs Independent Me
I recently gave in and joined a group. Simply because I have helped this lady more than once. She shouts and asks for help. I will help if you ask me. That is how I am. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I was approached today asking if a "family member" was in said contest{when my member is said 'helping in a contest'}. The person who asked is in a contest and this contest is seperate. I am new to this family stuff. Mind you I was asked personally to help this person today. The other person has not asked me to vote for her. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Yep........... fu drama Did I tell ya I can't post Mumms? This is what I need from you shall I quit the family or stay and still do as I please??? song is sexy naughty bitchy it fits my mood today... so very well

Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele

Hot Boy Playing With Himself ... For Hot Ladies Only!
I'm doing a live show on my webcam in a few minutes. This video hereafter shows what you can expect. Let me know if you want to watch ;) And yes it's me, here is the proof: Kisses

Late Night Attack
Well last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door. Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife. I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food. I hate angry drunks......

Desiderata
This is my favorite poem in the whole world. It was thought that it was written by an old church, or old church sexton. The first time I read the poem it was on a poster on a friend's all, which said it was written by an old church, or old church sexton. However it was actually written by the poet Max Ehrmann, and represents his philosophy on life. I hope this brings you feelings of peace and happiness as it does me every time I read it. Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silince. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ingnorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than youself. Enjoy your achievement

Fubar Help Map
Fubar Dictionary: http://fubar.com/blog/2111/304483 How to use Fubar Support: http://fubar.com/blog/2111/491164 Fubar Browser FAQ (frequently asked questions) http://fubar.com/blog/2111/15584 Everything you need to know about salutes: http://fubar.com/blog/2111/167225 http://fubar.com/blog/2111/84566 Aol Users read this: http://fubar.com/blog/2111/203614 How to cancel VIP http://fubar.com/blog/2111/334124 How do I notify fubar of copyright infringement http://fubar.com/blog/2111/57623 How do I handle harassment on fubar? http://fubar.com/blog/2111/57629 Referral Point Issues http://fubar.com/blog/2111/40538 How to delete my account http://fubar.com/blog/2111/293979 How can I change my email address and/or password? http://fubar.com/blog/2111/293946 Why am I stuck at 99.99% and not able to level up! http://fubar.com/blog/2111/174332 Information on the Quicktime Plugin Upgrade http://fubar.com/blog/2111/179215 Spam Message http://fuba

All Me All True
Ok here ya go some Q&As for every one to know save time read this before you ask me thses questions. 1.Are you single?No im not been with the same guy for 5 years> 2.Do you have any kids?Yes i do they are my life i have 3 of my own 2 girls and a boy who has autism and i have 1 step son in michigan wich i hope to move back soon to be with them again. 3.Am i looking to leave the man im with?No im here to make friends and have fun so if i am flirting thats me it doesnt mean im going to leave Brandon to be with you. 4.Do i get naked on cam?No i dont please dont ask if i choose to do anything on cam i will do it on my own. 5.Do i want to watch you masterbate on cam?EEEEWWWWW no i do not get on yahoo to cam and watch men from all over the world jack off if i want to see a man jack off i will hold back from giving sex to my man ty. 6.Will i have sex or do anything sexual with Brandon on cam?No i will not. 7.Will i add you to my family so you can see my private pics?I pick

So I Havent Posted On Here In Forever..
yeah, alot has happened. im back in school now of course..my summer was amazing. i had a lot of fun times w/ friends and what not. and now im really happy cause me and evan are back together, i really missed him..not to mention the sex is great. haha :] idk what else to say. hope you all are doing great! leave me comments and stuff!

Come Join Us And Chill Out
Come join us in the seductive magic lounge and rock out with deadly waves radio. we play all styles of music. so come relax listen to awesome tunes and just have fun with us and if u have a request we will play it Click picture to enter!

Get To Know Everyone!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you

Roses R Red
Roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to Fuck YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not the one. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da sex train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur fuckable......send this and see how many you get.

The Bee Gees
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's O.K. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, st

Oh Shit Im Bored
what a slow day we have ran only one call so far today but oh well have to take the good with the bad cant what till friday going camping and spending the whole weekend whitewater rafting then leaving for for cozumel in 3 weeks to go diving woohoo

Shadows
darkness looms, be unafraid it comes only when light does fade teaching more than you'll ever know your strength and courage, your friends and foes its just the lighting, nothing more there's nothing there that was'nt there before your mind only brings your fears to life summon your courage, or will they divide? darkness, take charge of my fears burn what tempts and draws me near what flame doth darkness bring its one that few have ever seen the test of life to be brave and upright isnt it much easier under all the light? those we call survivors of the really good fight are ones who stood brave and fast in the cloak of the night

Long Time No Hear
I finally got to talk with DEB today fer a few, an well come to find out she had lost her internet which really sucks, an well I noticed she's been gone for sometime thought maybe she had up an left FUBAR. Although that was not the case, really glad to hear it... Anyways she'll be back soon her b-day is OCT 4TH which is kick ass cause mine is on the 14TH..TEE HEE...Anyways I am a little happy to hear that I haven't lost another friend!

Wake Up!
If you are not sure where you stand in someone's life, It's best to leave things behind So that if they drop you off, It will be easier to forget them. Don't waste time waiting for nothing; When efforts are not recognized, It is best to give things up, You've done your part; Let them do their part.

Thoughts On Men.
I wish I could understand why men are all programed to lie. WHY not just tell the truth and let it be that? EVERY man I have ever dated, etc. has lied and most ALL cheated. WHY? It makes me just want to forget about dating. Live the rest of my life alone, raise my kids and not suffer because of being hurt over and over. I am such a loving and giving person that I don't believe I deserve to be lied to. If it reaches the point you no longer want me, say so and go BEFORE you start something with someone else. And they lie about some of the stupidest things. ONCE you lie to me for the first time, I KNOW you will lie to me again. AND MEN, if all you are looking for is to get laid, then you make that straight upfront and don't pretend there is the option of anything more. Believe me, us ladies would much rather know and be given the choice. Thanks.

Fed Chops Interest Rates
Fed Chops Interest Rates The Federal Reserve has lowered interest rates by half a point. MORE DETAILS: /www.wmur.com/tu/5rX4KM0zz.html> WASHINGTON -- The Federal Reserve's policy-setting body has reduced interest rates for the first time in more than four years Tuesday afternoon. The federal funds rate is now at 4.75 percent, a cut of one-half of a percentage point. A cut in the interest rate could help people who owe money by easing interest on variable-rate credit cards and adjustable-rate mortgages. Anyone facing an ARM reset still should expect higher payments, but not quite as high as they might have been otherwise.

Fall Into These Arms Of Mine!
Hold up there you go again Puttin on that smile again Even though I know you’ve had a bad day Doin this and doin that Always puttin’ yourself last A whole lotta give and not enough take But you can only be strong so long before you break… So fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear every worry every tear Im right here Baby fall Forget about the world tonight All that’s wrong and all that’s right Lay your head on my shoulder let it fade away And if you wanna let go baby its okay Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt, every fear, every worry, every tear Im right here Baby fall Hold on hold on hold on to me... Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt, every fea

Dreams
There I was just walking along the streets of my home town with my best friend. We were talking and laughing just havin a good time when we decide to go to a park and see if anyone we knew was there. So we go the park and as we get further into the park I noticed a couple of people standing aroung and reconized one or two of them, they were the ones I had problems with at a club just a couple weeks before. I ignore them and continue walking with my friend when all of a sudden see people running and turn to look why that would be. It seems one of the people that i had noticed had pulled a gun out. I froze couldn't move do to shock. My friend pushes me back, I feel something hitting my shoulder as i fell backwards with my friend infront of me. Seemed like i was falling forever everything slowed down to slow motion. As i hit the ground I noticed that the person holding the gun was running along with those that were around him. I was hit in the shoulder just barly and as i tried to get my

Naughty Application Please Fill And Send Back
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

Letting Go (9/10/2007)
OSHO's thoughts on Letting Go In existence there is nobody who is superior and nobody who is inferior. The blade of grass and the great star are absolutely equal.... But man wants to be higher than others, he wants to conquer nature, hence he has to fight continuously. All complexity arises out of this fight. The innocent person is one who has renounced fighting; who is no longer interested in being higher, who is no longer interested in performing, in proving that he is someone special; who has become like a rose flower or like a dewdrop on the lotus leaf; who has become part of this infinity; who has melted, merged and become one with the ocean and is just a wave; who has no idea of the "I". The disappearance of the ''I" is innocence. Osho The White Lotus Chapter 6 In this image of lotus leaves in the early morning, we can see in the rippling of the water that one drop has just fallen. It is a precious moment, and one that is full of poignancy. In surrendering to gravity and

Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)

Why?
why is it that when you are looking for a good guy you cant find one??? why is it that all men think girls are only for sex? DAMN it i want a guy to want me for more than just sex...is that possible?? im sweet caring and have lots of love to give!!!

Inside Joke Now You All Will Know
CAN I HOLD YOUR CO** = CAN I HOLD YOUR COAT MOST OF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COCK YES I KNOW IT WAS MENT FOR FUN LOL I KNEW PPL WOULD SAY THAT AND KNEW WHAT I WAS IN FOR AND ALL OF YOU WHO CAME TO ME AND SAID SOMETHING OR ASKED ABOUT IT WERE INFORMED THE REAL MEANING I WAS GETTING MY NIPS PIERCED AND SO EXCITED BUT HAD TO WAIT I SAID I WAS GONNA RUMAGE THROUGH COAT POCKETS TO ROUND UP THE MONE TO GET THEM DONE SO THERE YOU HAVE IT NO IM NOT A WHORE AND YES I DID PAY FOR THEM MYSELF I DONT ASK PPL TO BUY ME ANYTHING IF I DO ITS A JOKE I WOULD NEVER EXSPECT ANYONE TO BUY ME ANYTHING I AM INDEPENDANT IF I DONT PAY FOR IT MY MAN DOES I WAS SUPRISED WITH A 1 DAY BLAST 1 TIME DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHADY THEN HE WAS JUST BEING NICE CAUSE HE WAS TOLD I NEEDED A PICK ME UP SO THERE YOU HAVE IT I HAVE NEVER HAD OR ASKED FOR A HH OR VIP MY MAN PAID FOR IT AND AS FOR A BLAST NEVER ASKED BUT I DID GET A 1 DAY IM JUST ME LOVE TO FLIRT AND HAVE FUN NO WHORE I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP AND IM NOT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER J

Victoria's Secret
A Visit to Victoria's Secret by Charles Chaim Wax I made a left and pulled into a large New Jersey Mall parking lot my sister and Nancy hopped out racing into Victoria’s Secret store packed I noticed a small carpeted section motioned to my sister sat down watching women examine racks and racks of skimpy panties, silk slips, push-up bras et cetera, et cetera also four Transvestites well, we all want happiness I said to myself no harm in a few accouterments to help in such a valiant effort. Suddenly my sister appeared holding a white silk bra connected with several strips of more white silk to a pair of white silk panties. Nancy’s husband fooled around here today to lure him back gave my sister ideas, fears her dear husband Howard might do the same so in this place to make sure he stayed home. “Very provocative, ” I declared. “Howard just loved Ellen Barkin wearing this in The Big Easy.” “He loves you only lusts after h

So Tired Of The Bullsh*t
If you tell me something, mean it. If you promise something, deliver or don't promise at all. I won't think less of you for not saying it, but I do when you say you will do something and don't deliver. I am honest with you, I'd appreciate the same in return. Mass deletes and profile overhaul will be coming up shortly. Its time for a change in direction. ps Colorado is beautiful!

What Are Ppl Looking For
when they come by your page and just check you out with not even one rate on anything at all , what do u think they are looking for i mean honestly i have the decency to at least rate ppl if i go onto their page , yea so that sounds bitchy but honestly why go on somones page if u dont rate them

Angel Mine
I think songs are really interesting when you pay attention to the words. Most people do not take the time to really think about the lyrics. They sing along with the song not even knowing what they are singing about. Some songs have very powerful statements. A lot of the songs today are angry. They talk of killing and stealing. I have never been one to blame music for anyone's actions. I have always thought that was so stupid. I do wonder though now. Music can give you an attitude or confidence or make you feel sad or happy. It is very powerful. I love to sit and listen to music with headphones on and the reason is because it blocks out the rest of the world and lets you get lost in it. I listen to different types of music depending on what kind of mood I am in. I have been into the "coffee house" type lately. It seems to be less angry and more fun. I do get in my mood to listen to hard stuff. I wonder if I will ever grow out of that? I doubt it. Here are the lyri

People
Why is it that people don't understand call me when you are in town? Or call me when you know how your job interview went? Especially when they tell me that they are going to do that before I even ask. It drives me crazy. Well yea

This Phase
Dont you love the blogs i make out of boredom? I know they're lame as hellllllllllllllllllllllll but i get bored and nobody NOBODY realizes im online and home from work unless i post something Naked pictures are not an option But yeah just a bunch of stuff going on I dont understand why but im having wayyyyyyyyyy too many guys hitting on me Normally its manageable Now im just trying to keep track of who's wrist i have to slap for hitting on me after i already warned them... UGGGGGHHH confusing stuff So anybody wanna buy me a plane ticket to Ohio? Please that'd be uber coolness

Mr Death
I am he Who is out of sight. Stealthier than a cat, Blacker than night. Those whom I Choose to stalk Shall fall to me Though they know it not. For though they should seek me, I am in disguise. I tell you this truly, For I tell no lies. And when I hunt them, One by one, They all beg for mercy, Yet I grant them none. Yet you should not Spurn my embrace. Nor should you Turn from my face. For if you should Heed my pleas, You should know Everlasting peace

Calusa Heritage Trail - Pineland Archaeological Site
An Outdoor Museum to behold! Streakers, strollers and studiers enjoy the outdoor museum on Pine Island. The Pineland Archaeological Site encompasses more than 50 acres at the heart of the Pineland archaeological site, a massive shell mound complex extending across more than 200-plus acres from the mangrove coastline. It is the place to go if you want to walk in the footsteps of the ancient Calusa. The Pineland site complex is located in coastal Lee County northwest of Fort Myers. The site was a Calusa Indian village for more than 1,500 years. Enormous shell mounds still overlook the waters of Pine Island Sound. The remains of 15 centuries of Indian life are evident everywhere. Remnants of an ancient canal that reached across Pine Island sweep through the complex. Sand burial mounds stand in the woods. Historic structures representing Florida's early pioneer history also still exist at Pineland. Native plants and animals characteristic of coastal hammocks, pinelands, wetland

Wine Vs. Water
Wine -v- Water As Ben Franklin once said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. LOL

List
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Question...
How can I remeove someone from my family list??? Is there a way to do that??? Anybody know how??? Or is there a way how someone can see my private pics without being a family member? I hit my max on family members for this level

When I Lay
when i lay alone at night gazing at my ceiling my thoughts drift to you and how confused i am about all of this these feelings these thoughts these dreams when i lay alone at night listening to love songs i wonder if you think of me of what could be for i would give up everything to spend a single night with you when i lay alone at night listening to the sounds of night i think of your smile and how you bring out the best in me when i lay alone at night dreaming my dreams drift to you...

Serj Tankian-empty Walls
Your empty walls, Your empty walls, Pretentious adventures, Dismissive apprehension, Don't waste your time, On coffins today, When we decline, From the confines of our mind, Don't waste your time, On coffins today... Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning, Dying of anticipation, Choking from intoxication, Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning, Dying of anticipation, Choking from intoxication, I want you to be left behind those empty walls, Told you to see from behind those empty walls... Those empty walls, When we decline, From the confines of our mind, Don't waste your time, On coffins today... Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning, Dying of anticipation, Choking from intoxication, Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning, Dying of anticipation, Choking from intoxication, I want you to be left behind those empty walls, Told you to see from

More Than Friends
From the dawn of my life, Until this world's end, I'll love you with all of my heart, As more than a friend, Through the thicks and thins, Of this life's tribulations, I'll do anything for you, Beyond anyone's expectations, And though you hold my heart, I know you'll never feel the same, Yet still to you I'll smile, You are not at fault, not the one to blame, We're all merely pawns on the mortal board of chance, Vagabonds of fate, prisoners of circumstance...

Truly Happy
I am really happy when I simply see your face I feel your hand on my cheek and find warmth in your embrace When I smell the scent of roses cascading through the breeze When I can hear your laughter echo as we casually taunt and tease Taste your sugar coated kisses to raise my spirits when I'm blue Those times you say those simple words and say you love me too. To love with all my senses with passion far beneath the skin To know I'll never be alone I am truly happy then

Sorry
Sorry about being emo today. Just been going through some stuff and the emotions from it are catching up to me. No I don't wanna talk about it. Thank you though. My shoutbox filled up when I changed my status earlier. I left because I thought I was too big of a jumbled mess to be around. I'm ok now. I come back to 13 people in my shoutbox asking me what's wrong. Wow. That meant alot to me for real. Made me feel a little better. For 13 people to take time to sb me a ask what's wrong does mean alot and NO you still can't see my pvt folder lmfao that was funny. Ok so. This is sort of an apology for being emo (no offense to emo kids...I have emo friends that I lvoe dearly in real life) and a thank you for those of you who messaged me. And the hugs I got were really great :) For those of you who recently added me..I'm usually not a big jumbled up mess...oh wait...yes I am. I'm usualy a happy, laughing, smiling jumbled up mess though. lol Oh and NO it isn't that time of the month

Lust
Lust (Unknown) Lust is what I speak tonight, Lust is what I see tonight, Lust is what I feel tonight, And I Lust You. Show me your Body inside out… no clothes on, no holds barred… bit by bit, part by part, give me your smells, and your sweat… give me what all you have every naked bit of yours, I want to see All of yours. feel my hands feel my legs feel my torso my body begs… Come in me and make me wet juices flowing… feel the heat… together, we’ll make ‘us’ meet. If Lust be sin, So be it… For I am a Woman, And you a Man. How can I love you and not lust you? For Me, Love and Lust, go hand in hand… for I am a Woman and you are a Man.

Damn Canadians!!
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Ya'll Have a Rockin

If Only
Is it something I regret? You pass by me every day, and I only think, How can I forget? It's as if your soul and mine Were intertwined and the only thing I can think of Is you... Sometimes it makes me crumble, Sometimes it makes me break down, Sometimes the sorrow is too hard to bear, Oh, if only I could be somebody else, If only I didn't regret, If only I could forget, If only...

This One Is Called Im The Guy
I'm the GUY who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. .. I'm the GUY who still thinks you're sexy COVERED IN DIRT wearing your work clothes and boots. I'm the GUY who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the GUY who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the GUY who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the GUY who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the GUY who's excited ALL day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the GUY who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the GUY who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the GUY who melts every time you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the GUY who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the GUY who won't lie to you (ever, about anything)--including where I'm going or where I've been or who I've been with. I'm the GUY who gets butterflies when I hear your name. I'm the GU

Just Curious...
fill this out cuz you know you want to! LOL :P y = yes n = no m = maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] have sex with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get was

She Smiles
When she smiles to me and her light up It fills my heart with warmth and peace, Her laughter fills my head with gentle tickles of electric passion exciting and intoxicating, When she looks into my eyes I can see her soul so delicate behind her silent shell, I want to pull her close into my arms, to keep her safe from the rest of the world, When she touches me, my skin sings with waves of fiery pleasure engulfing and addictive, Her skin pressed to mine fills me with pleasure of a nature that no drug could ever bring, When we walk hand in hand for all to see i walk proudly with her walking beside me, I could ask for no other nor would i want to because of the happiness she gives me, And everyone says that we're really quite different and I oftentimes am reminded it's true, But all the differences really don't matter when you truly love someone who also loves you, No power in the world is greater than true love and true love is as blind as blind can be, I will always lo

Help Me Name This One Lol
Words cannot explain how I feel, When I push you away, Slowly and mildly my actions versus my words Kill, i try to say what i mean but it leave you in a daze. even though you dont believe me and you will never know, how much i do mean every word that i have said, you are a part of me that makes me wanna grow, your constantly going through my head. wishing i could impress you like no one else has, living and holding onto a dream that wont come true, i will wait until that time even if it means my life will pass, so i hope that you will one day see me and love how i come through. i wanted your trust i earned it through prosperity, i will love you forever until the end of time, until the death of me, always and forever i will be yours and you will be mine. hands touching in the night, memories floating through the air, kissing each other and holding on tight, like it was the last time we would be here. overcoming fights of disease and society, i will be th

I Met You I Wrote This One Too
I met you where love was said to be untrue, You said I was cute and sweet, I didn't believe you. Until this moment in time my self esteem was low, but you helped me regain my confidence, by the way you smile with the wonderlust glow. Feeling insecure with life and its fight, I tried to tell myself I shouldn't get too close, now I know I wouldn't wanna be without you in my life. Friends or lovers doesnt matter to me, what you decide to become, I just want to spread my arms like an eagle and be free. Gliding gracefully into your arms, with a tear of an angel, everytime you look at me and point out my charms. Kissing you softly with lips of velvet, holding you close to my body, making you my lifes best asset. Showing mercy when you need it the most, making memories together, then looking back and saying why is life now so morose.

In Memory
THIS MAKES ME CRY EVERYTIME I SEE IT SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO REMEMBER FOR THOSE THAT PASSED THAT DAY AND THEIR FAMILIES AND FOR THOSE THAT ARE IN THIS WAR AND THEIR FAMILIES. MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND WATCH OVER YOU ALL BRING YOU HOME SAFE AND THOSE THAT ARE HOME WITH US PLEASE DONT TAKE THEM BACK!! WITH ALL MY LOVE TO ALL AND MY NAVY MAN I LOVE YOU

The Last Night
last night i dreamed that you were in my arms that all i had given you was everything you wanted I held you so tight, and promised to never let go and take care of you forever last night i imagined that words wouldn't hurt that all i had said was what you needed to hear whispering softly and tenderly from my heart last night i hoped you would hear me and dream the same for one moment i was truly at peace together we were happy last night i wished the world would end so that moment would never go away but these dreams are just that, dreams nothing real. your heart would never break, and I would never cry last night i loved you if only for last night

I Wrote This One I Call It Friendship
You Put Up A Wall I try to be something special to you, but you put up a wall, I remind myself of love so true, gotta learn I can't walk before I crawl, hurting when you say I wont lose a special place in your heart, and yet it seems you put up a wall, I feel so insecure and think that it's all busting apart, all life has ever made me do is wanna fall, to my knees when I lose someone special like my boo, but even when I express you put up a wall, I keep trying to tell myself its not true, but I don't want to be the one who is stuck with the ball, becoming hopelessly insecure when your around, I left my guard down and you still put up a wall, if you dont want to talk to me then just let me hit the ground, from my never ending journey that down on my fall, I would rather love and lose, with you putting up your wall, cause it will eventually become like a bruise, on your heart and come crashing down with no mercy at all.

Help Wanted!!
WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL or DJ Evil on YIM at anthraxbio@yahoo.com or EMAIL Requirements: 1. DJ experience preferred. 2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock) 3. Have a personality 4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts. 5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show. 6. Have fun. 7. Must be 19 or older. 8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge. If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru or DJ Evil for details on open shifts. Click banner to enter lounge

Time Off......
What's up my peeps. YOU know sometimes a person just needs a break. That's officially what i'm going to be doing. I just need a little time from Fubar for a while. Time to be a good friend to all my friends here in big TEXAS, also time to be a good family man. Sometimes i let the internet control my life, and i don't want that. I do want an outside life. NOW NOW NOW, this doesn't mean that i'm done for good. I just need some time away from this evil addiction i call the internet and fubar. Basically some time to re-gain my sanity. I shall return.......ALWAYS!!!!!!!! Love You All, Derek (aka Showtime/Pureevilness)

Date Quiz
What Kind of Dater Are You?Too Shy to Try!Do you date at all? You're so introverted. Get some confidence! Look in the mirror every once in a while and just say, ''I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me.''Myspace Quizzes

A String Of Words
I want to blame the string of beads that drew my eye down down down, but this want came before. Or, blame the beads of water dripping down down down, between the curves of you, below - be kind to me and gentle, I am just a drunk at the bottom of his bottle. And you? You are my destruction, my salvation, my little bit of buttercream boiling over onto me. You are my reason for wordlessness - too many things and thoughts and this is just a jumble of feelings and findings, but it's the only thing I have to tell you: You are my new skin. © All rights reserved

Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that

St. Luke 16 ; Verses 18 ; -24
18 ; I will arise and go to thy father, and I will say unto him, Father I have sinned against heaven, and before thee. 19 ; And am no more worthy to be called thy son, make me as one of thy hired servants ; 20 ; And he arose,and came to his Father. but when he yet was a great way off, his Father saw him and had compassion, and he ran and fell on his kneck, and kissed him. 21 ; And the son said unto him,father I have sinned against heaven and in thy site,and am no more worthy to be called thy son. 22 ; But the Father said unto his servant, Bring forth the best robe. and put it on him, and put a ring on his hand and shoes on his feet ; 23 ;And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it and let us eat and be merry. 24 ; For this my son was dead,And is alive again. He was lost and is found And they begin to be merry. Amen !!!!!!!! Alleheluia !!!!!! Amen!!!!!

Caption It | Vol.1 | 011
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! I'm Back! Vacation was much needed and way too short. I hope you are all well. (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

To My Babe
If You Forget Me I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower climb

Cleverst Email !~
Cleverest Email This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQU

36 Things
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting ..lol 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A.im a fish ..lol 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A

Jason Coley Opening For Carolina Rain This Sunday
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jason Coley Date: Sep 18, 2007 7:36 AM All Fanshope you can make to Carolina Rain concert this weekend and make sure to get there at 5:00 God blessjcP.S. Please repost for me

St. Luke 17 ; 1 --- 4 Verses Word Of Our Lord>
1 ; It is impossible but that offences will come ; but woe unto him,through whom they come;! 02 ; It were better for him a millestone were hanged around his neck,and he cast into the sea, then that he should offend one of these little ones. 03 ;take heed to yourselves ;If thy brother tresspass against thee, rebuke him ; and if he repent forgive him. 04 ; And if he trespass against the seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn against thee, saying I repent ; thou shat forgive him. Amen !!! Amen!!!! Alleheluia!!!!!Praise God Almighty one .. hugs all.....

Re Post Xx
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting ..lol 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A.im a fish ..lol 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A

Mens Top Ten
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"

Meeting
hello to all WTC members....We are going to have a meeting sept 20 at 9pm est you all must be there...This is something all members need to be here....We have alot to talk about i think it will make are family stronger we need to discuss alot of issues so thank you for your time Founder DJphilburg360

Leave Me Alone!!
I keep getting my pics marked as nsfw, and I have had it! Up to my fucking eyeballs..can you all get a life other then worrying about what the fuck I do? Please...leave me alone..I am getting nsfw for nothing! so get over your fucking jealousy and leave me alone!

Pruning The Family Tree...
If I am not in your family tree, why should you be in mine? I can understand if your tree is full, but if not, then what is your reasons. I would really like to know. To all my wonderful guys in my family, please let me know why i am not in your family (If I am not already in your family). Because I am pruning the family tree.

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME ALONE.........LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TOO,WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS........CUZ IT'S A SECRET......!! THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN.....YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE............... OR IT COULD REALLY FREAK YOU OUT.......LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING...........IF YOU HAD ME ALONE.

Togther Forever
i never want to be apart but when we are i hold you in my heart i never want to hide always want you by my side never want to go on without you would not know what to do hold you near to my heart never want to drift apart just a thought can love be bought i think not when shall we part never i want to be together forever

Smart Ass Combacks
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When t

The Perfect Woman :)
I was thinking about this topic and this is what I came up with :) What I want in a woman: Original List: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Funny 5. Good Cook that can cook with me 6. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 32: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Funny 6. Gives me sex whenever I want it (Good Cook was removed, because I found I can cook as good as any woman out there - lol) At Age 42: 1. Attractive 2. Nice Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Slightly Funny 5. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 52: 1. Moderately Attractive 2. Decent Butt 3. Good Conversation 4. Slightly Funny 5. Gives me sex whenever I want it At Age 62: 1. Hopefully Attractive 2. Hopefully not a wrinkled Butt 3. Gives me sex whenever I want it (Good Conversation was removed because I have already heard everything she has to say by the age of 62 and Slightly Funny is not needed anymore because I am sure t

Mad Cat Radio And The Lounges That We Stream In.
COME CHECK OUT THESE PLACES CLICK THE LINKS BELOW THE NAMES.... UNHOLY ALLIANCE http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=8951 MAXIMUM VOLTAGE http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=8498 PLEASANT NIGHTMARES http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10502

Honestly, Do You?
I'm curious as to how many of you actually read the things i post... I don't mean the stash updates or the silly blog posts... those i can see by who goes from the stash to the items or views/comments on blogs... what i want to know is have you honestly taken any time to read about me? Did you read it when I posted the bulliten? Do you ever glance through my Dunno Stash (the SFW poetry I've written), or the Ramblings blog (containing both SFW and NSFW writing)? When you went through to rate them, did you read them? or did you just click the button? And please be honest, if you're just here for the pictures, that's awesome too, as an exhibitionist, that's awesome, but i'm curious as to who actually wonders about the person in the pictures... Please comment either way, just so i know ;) Sin

Yet Another Loser On Fubar!
->nida: drop penis and walk away asshole. real10inch...: u couldnt handle me anyway u old bag real10inch...: ok bye bye ->nida: you are so young you are so stupid you would assume anything about a woman in her prime....now shoo you bother me BOY real10inch...: ill bet u dont masterbate eather real10inch...: i dont phone fuck u tell u shake ->nida: i doubt that real10inch...: and i could rock your world ->nida: 44 real10inch...: ya right how old are u ->nida: lol you are way too young to even bother to ask me that question real10inch...: 28/m/mn ->nida: i dont know you from adam......age and where from? real10inch...: u into erotic play

G/f Application
1.Your name- 2. Age- 3. Fav. color- 4. Whats your sign- 5. Phone number- 6.Location- 7. Height- 8. Hair color/ style- 9.Peircings- 10. Tattoos- HERE COMES THE FUN 1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair:

Oh Son Of A Bitch
I WANNA FUCKIN RANT..................SUM OF U KNOW I GOT FUBAR MARRIED>>>YAEH BIG SHOCK I DID~~~~~ WELL DONT BOTHER GIRLS EVER THE FUBAR MARRIGES ARE A FULL OF SHIT WONT GO IN THE ACTUAL HAPPENINGS BUT OH FUCK MAN ITS SUCKS>>>>>>AS FOR OREGON I WANNA BE THERE SOON ONE DAY@!!!!YEAH IM JUST FUCKIN HIGH AND FUCKED UP SO JUST IGNORE ME!!!!

Smartass
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When t

Look Inside For A Naughty Thing!!!!
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) --Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Lib

What R U Doing Sept-oct???
Here is a rough itinerary of whats going on for the next month or so.... let me know if you are interested in going to any of these events with me. $31 Knott's Scary Farm - Friday Sept 28, 2007 $20 Queen Mary Shipwreck - Friday October 5, 2007 $60 Disneyland - Sunday October 7, 2007 (MY BDAY) $50 So. Cal Decompression - Oct 19-21, 2007 $225 3 Day Royal Caribbean Cruise - Nov 2-4, 2007

Jail
my boss where i work is so stupid but he thinks hes not and i eat the food there but he will not just becase of that one time when we did stuff. he makes 75 cents more an hour just for doing less than me, which is very little. i should get a job teaching or in bisness and leave him cold then wed see who runs the show.

Uggggg
why do i have to feel like im nothing... i hate that... but well that is how at times i feel by different ppl and things... y do i have to feel like i need to prove myself to everyone.. when i dont even think i can prove myself to myself. maybe i should just stop trying and deal with why i hate myself at times...

My Living Will
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room And I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, Dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If That ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....

Wallmart Greeter
Wal-Mart greeter > >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her >two kids, >yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, >"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are >they twins?" > >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." > >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >they're twins? >Are you blind, or just stupid?" > >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >couldn't believe you got laid twice." >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." debi to enjoy have laughter

Try It Another Way :p
Since we still seemed to be having trouble getting the message across in blogs and profiles and such... new idea! there are now two pictures posted with the following "have you read my profile yet?" and "stop asking! i will not unlock them for you" lol, i figure if they're gonna skip straight to the pics, maybe this way has a shot... anyone else have ideas??? lol :p ~~Sin

The Way
i work in the fast food wing and it suck becase if a hot chick comes in we get introuble for harasing her when all i said was she looked hot. i got a comment card filled out on me for that once but some lady that was sexy so i told her. its like in high school only there some of the girls put out

Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his

Sorry I Cant Accept That...
Yesterday at work, I saw that an elderly woman needed assisance! She was trying to wheel out a full shopping cart of grocery to her cab that was waiting! I was on my break anyway so I decided to help her load her belongings! Grateful, she reached into her purse and attempted to give me a tip! I declined because (1) company policy prohibits employees from accepting tips or gifts from guests and (2) I didnt want compensation for helping her anyways! If you are wondering what the amount was it was $20. Would you accepted the tip OR declined to take it???

To All White Knight Members
i had to do the page over. i am slowly getting members back on it. if i i dont have you on my page tell me in a message here and il add you later . go look at the page and see if you are on there or not. if not say so here. dont send me a shout. im off line and wont see it. also all that read our blogs rate them and comment anyway. it gets points for you too..have fun il see you all later.

When The Truth Speaks Well Of You
my friend cecil jacob When The Truth Speaks Well Of You The truth itself stands up for Demetrius. 3 John 12 TM When others speak well of you, you have acceptance; but when the truth speaks well of you, you have character. Demetrius had it - do you? A lot has been written and said about character. Study the following words carefully then ask yourself, "Do I have character?" Character is simply confidence dressed in humility. It keeps its word, its temper and its friends. It has a steady eye, a steady nerve, a steady tongue, and steady habits. It's silent when it has nothing to say, thoughtful and compassionate when it judges, and is always first to make amends when it's wrong. Character doesn't run scared. It's surefooted, committed, and handles whatever comes along. Character has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is often the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Character never makes excuses. It takes its lumps, learns from its mistakes and be

Halloween Ideas
Ok Im havin some troubles in tryin to decide what costume i should get this yr that doesnt cost a fortune but makes for some good pics. Ive played out t he school girl, devil, vamp things so i was lookin for something thats not "girlie/girlie/cutsie" but cant decide on anything. Let me know if u all have any ideas (and the cheaper the costume the better).

New House
so we moved into our new house now and have been working on getting everything put into place. I (Hillary) have been working on painting over some ugly colors they had in here!! Thats always the fun part. Jesse has been working on putting alot of the things together that needed to be and things seem to be getting into order finally. we moved about 2 hours away from where we were livin and so far i really enjoy this quiet here. its a small town which i grew up in a big town so this is a little different for me. Im used to having a huge wal mart open 24 hours a day and having grocery stores to choose from that are open late. Im used to gas stations being open all night also and here everything closes between 8 and 10 depending on the night. So far though I actually do enjoy it here. We are 7 miles from where Jesses mom lives so she is excited to be able to see us and the kids more often. but we are now away from my family and some of his which is ok we can always go visit. well back to w

Babay!
So for those of you that know me know that about a year ago tragedy struck my life. My husband and I had thought that we were going to be ushering a little one into our family. Then I go to my first prenatal appointment and they tell me that my uterus is empty. Well here we go again, last night I took a pregnancy test and it turned up very pregnant. I don't want to get to excited because of what happened last time but I can't help but think I may actually be pregnant this time! And I can't help being excited, we have been trying for a baby ever since....I just wanted to share my joy with some friends.

I Didn't Mean To Make You Cry
I rushed in without thinking. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I acted very selfish. I didn’t mean to make you cry. You’re a person very caring. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I hurt the one person that understands me. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I want to take back all the pain and suffering I have caused you. I want you to be so very happy. I want to make you smile and bring you joy. I didn’t mean to make you cry.

Waves Of Me
Okay, look, I want to drag you to the ground and undress you, sure - I want to hear my name screamed seventeen different ways as waves of me enter you. I want to feel your skin blossom with perspiration and taste it on your top lip, feel your muscles tense, breasts stiffen beneath me, and I want to make you want me more than air. Sure, I want to fold you into me and buzz with heady thoughts of you and I as one organism rolling on the floor, tipping over tall glasses of red wine and tasting it again as it stains our skin. But more than that, you will cause me to forget the sun. © All rights reserved

Who Knew By Pink
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me You'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right [Chorus:1] If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better 'Cause you said forever And ever Who knew Remember when We were such fools And so convinced And just too cool Oh no, No no. I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you a friend I'd give anything [Chorus:2] When someone said count your blessings now 'fore they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever [Who Knew lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] And ever Who knew Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened [Chorus:3] If someone said three years from

U + Ur Hand By Pink
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a cock fight I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dickhead put his hands on me But you see I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it begins Keep your drink just give me the money just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a f**k Wanna dance By myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch Back up I'm not the one Uh,uh, buh bye Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight [U + Ur Hand lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] A'ight I'm not here

A Thought To Ponder
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most pai

~q's Of The Day...~
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? other than me and the person i dont think so?? lol 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed last? Yes 3. Have you ever punched a tree? I have punched alot of things and tree has not been one of them. 4. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? If you work for it sure do 5. Do you watch a lot of TV? Not lately but I sure did watch Evil Dick last night and he will be my new hubby.....lol 6. Have you tried ecstasy? No, don't intend to either 7. Have you ever snuck out of your house? I am grown people 8. Kill or Be killed? it was an "accident"

Panic Attacks?
Well, I finally think i figured out why I've been having vertigo spells. I thought it was from the cyst in my head, but my doc says that can't be causeing it. I think I'm having Panic attacks! I already know that I have extreme anxiety, and when I was in middle school (7th grade? maybe 8th?) I started having panic attacks (thought I had asthma). Anywho - I've had them before, but they felt different. Before, they were always just an extreme sense of fear and panic, mostly from being in public places around a lot of people, or just certain people. I would have trouble breathing and my heart would start pounding. But now, it starts with an extreme Dizzy Spell that feels like i'm going to black out, followed by nausea, cold sweat, and pounding heart. And yesterday I was even having chest pain. Ugh.

11's....?
K SO IF YALL NOTICES IM VIP NOW...WOOHOO ANYWAYS I HAVE SOME 11;S TO GET RID OF... IF U WANT SOME MESSGE ME OR SOMETHIN AND LET ME KNOW... ALL U WOULD HAVE TO DO IS RATE MINES OR LEAVE COMMENTS OR PICS COMMENTS ASHLEY

Check This Out...thanks Tainted
Stop by and show my family page sum love. We are tryin to level up so we can have a bigger family. If you fan and rate, leave a profile comment and MsMaine will buy you a drink. We have a cool stash and sum great pics.... NBSD FAMILY@ fubar (repost of original by 'tainted*kiss founder of NBSD' on '2007-09-18 09:04:25')

Court 9/17 /2007
So ... I had the thrill today of seeing my ex hubby ~ Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , resisting the urge to slap his face. Took as much resistace as I could muster and a quick peak at the police officer standing in the corner. Giggles!!! Our case has been continued for a month ... ???? WTF. So there you have it . Thanks for the continued prayers for Taylor and I. Luvs ya all.. Huggles Laura and Taylor

Tar Tar Tar, I'm Bored!
I can do most anything a man can do I can hold my liquor with the best of you Even take your money in a game of pool Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to I don't mind when people cuss in front of me Truth is I don't blush that much at anything But I still got this little girl inside of me That likes to be treated like a queen I know I don't act much like a lady But I still need to be somebody's baby

Rotflmao
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. 4.

When Changes Overcome
What Has Become Of Me? Who Am I Now? All I Know Is I Am No Longer How I Use To Be. The Innocence Has Died. The Dark Has Grew To Cover The Light. As Here I Am. A Different Person. Than I Once Was. Once As I Sweet. So Shy. Such A Delight. All That Has Changed. Yet Does It Show? As The Attention Towards Me Has Grown. As The Sins Devour Me By The Moments. Yet I Have Not One Regret. In This Devilish Mind. In This Angelic Face. That Tries To Hide The Intentions As Lies. But Looking Into My Eyes Can You Tell? Or Are You Captivated By Their Magnificent Spell? The One To Cause You To Lust. To Desire. To Dream Of Me. The One That Curses You To Go Mad Over Me. The Changes Amongst Me. Are They Good? Are They Not? All This Amongst My Thoughts. As Here I Wish To Know How I Am. How Am I Suppose To Be? Following In This Line That Im told To Be In? Or To Follow My Soul. Yet If I Do Will It Cause Destruction To My World? Who Am I Suppose To be. That Shy Little Girl I Once Was? Or This Devilish Vixin Tha

National Women In Blues Festival
Dear Family, Fans and Friends Michele and the Midnight Blues will not perform live again until this years National Women in Blues Festival the 1st weekend of November here in Wilmington NC. Most of you know that I am the events producer and I am up to my eye balls in details. I hope some of you can make it. All the information is below in the press release. The line up is going to be incredible with headliners like EG Kight and the Deanna Bogart Band...I just hope I can catch up on sleep in time! Michele Michele and the Midnight Blues www.micheleandthemidnightblues.com www.nationalwomeninblues.com ________________________________________________________________________ Press Release #2: 2nd National Women in Blues Festival For Immediate Release 9-17-2007. Celebrate the Arts presents, the 2nd National Women in Blues Festival in Wilmington, November 2nd & 3rd on the lower level of the Water Street Parking Deck. The Festival not on

The Sensible Persons Bill Of Rights
The Sensible Persons Bill of Rights "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do NOT have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the

Clouds An Are The Move
life as i know it is making a huge turn around! the clouds that were hanging over head are passing over, with the new gf an new friends that i have made life is oh so much sweeter! my gf has three lil boys that i adore an love to death! An hell i could not ask for a better gf because let me tell you they dont get better then this one! ....to be continued!

565
Soooo, I'm sort of curious how many comments one gets with a level 22? I've left a butt load of photo comments today. I am gonna try and max em out. I have never maxed my photo comments out. Annnnnnnnnyways - If you wanna come comment where I'm commenting .. ORRRRRR if you just want to leave a 10 or an 11, It would be GREATLY appreciated. MWAHHHH!!!

Learned
When I look into the mirror I see lines forming around my eyes (from long nights crying?) and across my forehead - I see the years etched like sad poetry into my face (and I must look away). Love is learned behavior and I am ignorant. © All rights reserved

Love Yourself Into Victory!
Love Yourself Into Victory! Love is but a four letter word, one may wonder how such a small word can evoke such powerful and overwhelmingly emotions? The word in itself is nothing more than a thought that is given birth to by those who seek comfort and solitude in the arms of another. As we already know "thoughts are living things" when you ponder, you lay claim to those thoughts and you set the wheels in motion, moving ever so closely to obtaining your desire and goals, but, and there is always a but! When you deviate from your plan, when you shift your focus from the positive aspects of love, to the negative, the negative is often what is reaped and those fluffy feelings of love often go unfulfilled. Unfulfilled is a harsh reality that will leave you numb and dumbfounded as to why you seem to be so unlucky at having and holding what seems to be ever so fruitful for those around you, it really doesn't have to be this way, you have the power to take control and change whatever y

Pissing Off Tiger
This morning I woke up and couldn't remember the alarm going off. I asked Tiger did you have the alarm on, he mumbles I thought I did. I get up, get coffee going, let my dog out. Sit at my computer. Say hey Tiger are you getting up? He mumbles something about having to go uptown to get cigs. I get up let my dog in get some coffee. Then take my shower. Tiger finally got up. He gets dressed and goes up town to get cigs. I'm sitting at my computer messing around. Leave a couple comments, check out a couple mumms waiting till time to go to work.. Tigers says "If I don't make it in today" *EYES POP OPEN* I said "What do you mean IF you don't make it in today?" So he's like... OH ok I'll get dressed and go in a little late. I mean COME ON .. I sometimes can barely make it through a day and he's just going to take it off because he stayed up/out too late the nite before. HALE NO! So I wonder what kind of mood he'll be in when I get home tonite :O *hugz n stuffs*

Egg Timer
MORNING SEX She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Uploading Status
Hi everyone reading this! LOL Just wanted to say in case you don't know it, since the uploading status for me is messed up...:( Please come check out my new pics. I know its a shameless plug of self advertisement, but hey..thats what its al about itsn't it?..LMAO Anyway, if you want come see meand rate my pics, if not I love you anyway...MUAH! PS...Leave me a voice message while youre at it! I love those!

Accident
what do u know someone hit my hubbys truck from behind while i'm in the process of making a left hand turn. to make a long story short, i ended up goin to the hospital last nite only to find out that i badly bruised my left shoulder blade in the accident and now my left arm is in a sling for the next week. THIS SUCKS!!

Quit As Adult
RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things. I want to live simple again. I don't w

Spring In Australia Written By Bruce
Spring in Australia is from 9/1/ to 11/30 or 1/9/ to 30/11/ every year and in the first few weeks Birds called magpies make their nests and have their chicks/babies and the adult magpies swoop people who come close to the trees where the nests are and if you get too close to the tree they're protecting you might get the back of head or a bit of your ears pecked with their sharp beak and there will be blood when you get pecked by them so becareful when near a tree that might have a magpies nest in it and also during spring especially near the end of october daylight savings time except for Queensland starts and then you put your clocks forward one hour which is cool because you get to have more sunshine to at least 8pm i hope this helps people to understand Springtime in Australia i am not trying to put people off about the magpies which i put in this but i nearly got pecked 1 time some years back now though it was scarey and terrorifing for me from Bruce.

Hahahahaha!
Funniest thing in life. I was just telling my office manager that me and my oldest sister are going to switch and be each other for Halloween. So she goes, "Oh she should have fun with that! She gets to be a rockstar, get drunk, and send people to Hell." I love that she described me like that. Funniest shit EVER.

Ripples
In my dream we are together (have been for all of time) and we are standing, skipping flat stones across the still water of a high mountain lake - we are watching the ripples spread atop the mirrored surface, breaking apart the reflection of the bluest sky. Without words, we turn into each other and I kiss you long and deep and I can feel the moist, warm air that surrounds you and feel your pulse in the softness of your lips. © All rights reserved

Is There Such
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Vista...yay Or Nay!
Hi, Well I am the type of guy that try's out lots of programs a month, and I am spending time with my present gal, and she has a lap-top and Vista... Well I think its a pain in the ass, I can't do anything on here, with_out the Vista_Mafia, asking me over and over, are you sure... reminds me of the car computer, saying your door is ajar...I scream at it no it's not a Jar...its a Door...lol anyway...yes VISTA>>> (should be called Pissta...Yes I am sure... Thats why I am copying, and pasting... So my take on this if your a little out of the box in your thinking and Tweeking...let vista stay where it belongs, and stick with good old xp... thats it... greggace

The History Of The English Language
The History of the English Language (with tongue firmly planted in cheek) by Owen Alun and Brendan O'Corraidhe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning there was an island off the coast of Europe. It had no name, for the natives had no language, only a collection of grunts and gestures that roughly translated to "Hey!", "Gimme!", and "Pardon me, but would you happen to have any woad?" Then the Romans invaded it and called it Britain, because the natives were "blue, nasty, br(u->i)tish and short." This was the start of the importance of u (and its mispronounciation) to the language. After building some roads, killing off some of the nasty little blue people and walling up the rest, the Romans left, taking the language instruction manual with them. The British were bored so they invited the barbarians to come over (under Hengist) and "Horsa" 'round a bit. The Angles, Saxons, and Jutes brought slightly more refined

Two Birds
Two birds tumble in the sky in an awkward aerobatic mating dance - I hear their high-pitched ecstatic cries and look to see them break apart and fly into a tree to preen and catch their breaths. He turns to her and playfully pushes at her as if to say: "let's do that again". They do. © All rights reserved

Song Of The Goddess
Song of the Goddess When midnight comes and silvered moon rides high Now take your besom and with me come fly Home comes the roamer, your journey's over We'll dance the night away in magic dreams We'll dance the night awwy in magick dreams. Across darkning hills the sun kneels to pray Tomorrow's cares are many dreams away. The stars are flying, the forest's sighing. We'll sing the night away in loving dreams. We'll sing the night away in loving dreams. Both man and woman in the night are one. All things are equal when the day is done, Both prince and plowman, the slave and freeman, All find their comfort in my golden dreams All find their comfort in my golden dreams. Hold hands and circle in the Summer's night. No cares for the 'morrow shall find us here. Safe in sacred space, let all time erase. We will circle in my magick dreams. We will circle in my magick dreams. Come now in naked beauty to my side Call down the moon and with me abide Our h

Defintions Not In The Dictionary
Definitions Not in Dictionary ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Som

Why?
I LOVE TWO MEN. BUT WHY WOULD I LET THE BETTER ONE GO! MAYBE I FELT I DIDN'T DESERVE HIM AND I'M CONFUSED. WHY IN LIFE DO WE DO THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO DO? WHY DO WE HURT THE ONES WE TRULY LOVE? WHY DO WE LET THE ONE WE WANT TO BE WITH GO? I'M SO CONFUSED. AND I CANT GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD. I CANT SLEEP , I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SIT HERE AND CRY OVER SOMETHING I DID TO MY SELF. DUMB HUH, I KNOW. I HOPE SOMEDAY HE WILL FORGIVE ME.BECAUSE I'M TRULY SORRY FOR THE PAIN I CAUSED HIM , WELL BOTH OF THEM. AND NOW I'M ALL ALONE AND WHY BECAUSE I FUCKED UP! AND I JUST WANT HIM TO I STILL WITH ALWAYS LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF MY HEART, OMG WHY DID I DO THIS!!! IM SORRY!!!

Student Tasered At Kerry Event; Charged With Inciting A Riot
Student Tasered at Kerry event; Charged with inciting a riot ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: truth09 Date: 18 Sep 2007, 08:17 http://rawstory.com//news/2007/tudent_Tasered_for_asking_Senator_Kerry_0917.htmlStudent Tasered at Kerry speech09/17/2007 @ 9:49 pmFiled by Mike Aivaz and John Byrne Police Tasered and arrested a University of Florida student Monday when he engaged in "combative diatribe" following a question of Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) at a student forum about why he didn't contest the 2004 presidential election or impeach President George W. Bush.Advertisement According to the Gainseville Sun, University of Florida College of Journalism and Communications student Andrew Meyer "approached an open microphone at the University Auditorium and demanded Kerry answer his questions. The student claimed that University Police Department officers had already threatened to arrest him, and then proceeded to question Kerry about why he didn't contest

True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is

A Sista's Poem & A Brotha's Response
No, I didn't write this, although, it is bsolutely beautiful and very well versed. It speaks VOLUMES about me and my own personal wants/needs. ************************************************ A SISTA'S POEM & A BROTHER'S RESPONSE Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be? Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see? Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds? Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs? Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'? Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin?? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to be called all mine? Can you leave the other women and temptations behind? Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late? Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake? Do you qualify? Do you qualify to be the honest man I would want you to be? Would you be abl

One...
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a ship at sea, One word can frame the goal. One vote can change a nation, One sunbeam lights a room. One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom. One step must start each journey, One word must start each prayer. One hope will raise our spirits, One touch can show you care. One voice can speak with wisdom, One life can make the difference, You see, its up to you! Wishing you all a most wonderful day! {{{Hugs}}} Many Blessings, In Love and Light!

Back To The Quick/short Greetings, Lol!
Just a brief one to let you know I will not be back online until about 9 p.m. tonight. I have a display at the Sparta Women's Health Night from 5 to 8 p.m. On top of that, I'm dancing with the Sparta Bellydancers at 7:10p.m. at the same function!! I find it amazing that it is almost the anniversary of sorts of my first official distance energy sending! That first sending truly changed my life in so many ways. To that young man, the recipient of said energy, I say thank you for coming back into my life and for being who you are and what you are for me! You know who you are, dearest Warrior friend, lol! And later this Fall, the first week of November, I believe, will be my one year anniversary here at Lost Cherry/CherryTap/Fubar! What an amazing year it has been, lmao! So many new friends, actually old friends found again. And I love each and every one of you so very much and appreciate your friendship more than you know! Have a wonderful day, dear friends! Much love and warm hu

Re: You Are A Slave And These Are Your Masters
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 18 Sep 2007, 08:05 thanksFunky Vibes!Thanks!CrowleyThanks Don_Anonimus Truth NetworkSJockDate: Sep 17, 2007 3:44 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dmPchuXIXQ&mode=related&search

If A Man Wants You...
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn`t want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn`t mistreat a friend. Don`t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don`t stay because you think "it will get better."You`ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant. Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of frien

Russia Warns Against Military Action In Iran.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps Nationwide Date: 18 Sep 2007, 08:02 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Special Thanks To: bobbyDate: Sep 18, 2007 7:57 AMRussia warns against military action in Iranthanks d.j.101 a.k.a. The White Rabbit Russia warns against military action in Iran Mark Tran and agenciesTuesday September 18, 2007The GuardianRussia today joined the chorus of concern at the possibility of war in Iran while conflicts continued in Iraq and Afghanistan. At a news briefing in Moscow, the Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, said: "We are worried by reports that there is serious consideration being given to military action in Iran. That is a threat to a region where there are already grave problems in Iraq and Afghanistan." His comments, after a meeting with his French counterpart, Bernard Kouchner, followed a stark warning yesterday from the UN’s chief nuclear weapons inspector aimed at t

White Buffalo Calf Woman
WHITE BUFFALO CALF WOMAN Brings The First Pipe As told by: Joseph Chasing Horse We Lakota people have a prophecy about the white buffalo calf. How that prophecy originated was that we have a sacred bundle, a sacred peace pipe, that was brought to us about 2,000 years ago by what we know as the White Buffalo Calf Woman. The story goes that she appeared to two warriors at that time. These two warriors were out hunting buffalo, hunting for food in the sacred Black Hills of South Dakota, and they saw a big body coming toward them. And they saw that it was a white buffalo calf. As it came closer to them, it turned into a beautiful young Indian girl. That time one of the warriors thought bad in his mind, and so the young girl told him to step forward. And when he did step forward, a black cloud came over his body, and when the black cloud disappeared, the warrior who had bad thoughts was left with no flesh or blood on his bones. The other warrior kneeled and

How The Buffalo Hunt Began
How the Buffalo Hunt Began Cheyenne Native American Lore -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The buffalo formerly ate man. The magpie and the hawk were on the side of the people, for neither ate the other or the people. These two birds flew away from a council between animals and men. They determined that a race would be held, the winners to eat the losers. The course was long, around a mountain. The swiftest buffalo was a cow called Neika, "swift head." She believed she would win and entered the race. On the other hand, the people were afraid because of the long distance. They were trying to get medicine to prevent fatigue. All the birds and animals painted themselves for the race, and since that time they have all been brightly coloured. Even the water turtle put red paint around his eyes. The magpie painted himself white on head, sh

Smiles
I am actually smiling inside at this time. I plan to go get something for my niece for her first birthday. Got to spoil someone and she is very important. Yeah I do plan to spoil myself a little if I find something I want. Already know what it is. Hey...been a while since spoiled myself in ways damn it. Not like anyone else to spoil at the moment. Though I got something up my sleeve for someone. Anyways heading out soon. Will be on my own slow computer again maybe Sat or Sun at the latest. All depends. Someone please miss me........and let me know. LOL. :P

Silence 9/17/2007
OSHO's Thoughtson Silence The energy of the whole has taken possession of you. You are possessed, you are no more, the whole is. This moment, as the silence penetrates in you, you can understand the significance of it, because it is the same silence that Gautam Buddha experienced. It is the same silence that Chuang Tzu or Bodhidharma or Nansen.... The taste of the silence is the same. Time changes, the world goes on changing, but the experience of silence, the joy of it, remains the same. That is the only thing you can rely upon, the only thing that never dies. It is the only thing that you can call your very being. Osho Zen: The Diamond Thunderbolt Chapter 1 The silent, mirrorlike receptiveness of a star-filled night with a full moon is reflected in the misty lake below. The face in the sky is deep in meditation, a goddess of the night who brings depth, peace and understanding. Now is a very precious time. It will be easy for you to rest inside, to plumb the de

Interesting...
Home is where you can say anything you like, because nobody listenens to you anyway Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you won't either. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I have learned there is little difference in spouses; you might as well keep the first. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shitheads. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. Travel is very educational. I can now say 'Kaopectate' in seven languages. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. No one ever says 'It's only a game,' when the team is winning. How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. Middle-age is

I Miss You
I miss you my son, but know this was for the best. I will always love you and I will always care. No matter where life will lead you know that i did my best for you. I raised you the best i knew how, maybe i tried to hard so you wouldn't make the same mistakes i made, maybe i didnt try hard enough. I miss you and i will always be there for you. Although i may never see you again my son my love will never change. The memories will be treasured forever. Although i can not hold you like i use to i will hug you in my dreams. I love you my son and I miss you so much it breaks my heart that i cant be there. In my heart you will always be. I miss you my son.

Cia Director Tells Cfr Al-qaeda Planning Another Attack
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:52 http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/cia_hayden_warning/2007/09/07/30766.html?s=sp&promo_code=39BD-1CIA Director Hayden Warns of New al-Qaida AttacksFriday, September 7, 2007 1:01 PMAuthor: Stewart Stogel Article Font Size In a rare public address CIA Director Gen. Michael Hayden warned of new attacks by al Qaeda. (Getty)NEW YORK -- In a rare public address CIA Director Gen. Michael Hayden warned of new attacks by al-Qaida:"Our analysts assess with high confidence that al-Qaida's central leadership is planning high-impact plots against the U.S. homeland."Hayden's unusual public address was made at his request at the Council of Foreign Relations.The newly minted CIA chief also took the unusual step of making his appearance in military uniform, though as CIA director he is not on active military assignment. [Editor's Note: During the next emergency, Homeland Security says you must have this -

The Sioux Who Married The Crow Chief's Daughter
THE SIOUX WHO MARRIED THE CROW CHIEF'S DAUGHTER A war party of seven young men, seeing a lone tepee standing on the edge of a heavy belt of timber, stopped and waited for darkness, in order to send one of their scouts ahead to ascertain whether the camp which they had seen was the camp of friend or enemy. When darkness had settled down on them, and they felt secure in not being detected, they chose one of their scouts to go on alone and find out what would be the best direction for them to advance upon the camp, should it prove to be an enemy. Among the scouts was one who was noted for his bravery, and many were the brave acts he had performed. His name was Big Eagle. This man they selected to go to the lone camp and obtain the information for which they were waiting. Big Eagle was told to look carefully over the ground and select the best direction from which they should make the attack. The other six would await his return. He started on his mission, bein

Yeah! This Is How You Deal With The Secret Police!! Lol!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: truth09 Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:51 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: SEXY Hitlary Clinton... REALLY? Gag me!Date: 18/09/2007----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: EddieDate: Sep 18, 2007 7:39 AMYeah Juan first of all... if you see police with complete body plated armor, ski mask, full automatic machine guns, with NO BADGE, you deal with them the same way you see in this video...... because they are NOT US policemen. They are MJTF UN trained foreign legion secret police, plus street gangs converted into ruthless riot police, much like the MS-13 gang in Los Angeles that are being trained in prisons right now. This is not a joke! Stand up and fight or you will get your doors kicked down and guns confiscated like you had heard and seen during Katrina!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: juanDate: Sep 18, 2007 9:53 AMREPOST----------------- Bulletin Message ------

Speeding Driver- Read This Slowly!
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand. Bob? Bob from Church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform. "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this." "Hello, Jack." No smile. "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and kids." "Yeah, I guess." Bob seemed uncertain. Good. "I've seen some long d

The Faithful Lovers (sioux Legend)
THE FAITHFUL LOVERS There once lived a chief's daughter who had many relations. All the young men in the village wanted to have her for wife, and were all eager to fill her skin bucket when she went to the brook for water. There was a young man in the village who was industrious and a good hunter; but he was poor and of a mean family. He loved the maiden and when she went for water, he threw his robe over her head while he whispered in her ear: "Be my wife. I have little but I am young and strong. I will treat you well, for I love you." For a long time the maiden did not answer, but one day she whispered back. "Yes, you may ask my father's leave to marry me. But first you must do something noble. I belong to a great family and have many relations. You must go on a war party and bring back the scalp of an enemy." The young man answered modestly, "I will try to do as you bid me. I am only a hunter, not a warrior. Whether I shall be brave or no

Hallowillibereadyintimeween
Trying to get my Halloween stuff ready and out. I had too much extra hard times this year so it is hard to get anything new going for Halloween. good news is that even if I don't do a theme this year, at least I have some goodlooking rotten bluckys to put out from last year. Since I am in a new home also, it is even better. I try not to worry about all the time I have wasted not doing anything new but the closer it gets to October, the more stressed I get. Of course, I am totally excited even with my same old decos too. Halloween is my fave holiday afterall! I am looking for someone with extra free time to befriend that is into Halloween like I am so we can do some projects together. Hopefully if not this year then we can befriend and at least get started for projects for next year. Anyone creative out there?

Under The Gown
Under the Gown by Achirae© I watch you as you lie there, peacefully sleeping beside me. I've just woken up and am once again amazed at your beauty. I lean and lightly lick your neck, gliding it almost too lightly from the crook of your neck, up the smooth flesh and all around your ear. You shiver at my touch and start to stir from your slumber. My hand strokes down your side, across your hip and over your pussy, cupping your sex through your long white cotton nightgown. You moan lightly and I feel your lips nuzzling my neck, placing feather-light kisses there. I rub your pussy through the material of your gown, my middle finger dragging along the outline of your slit. My other hand rubs your belly in slow circles. You let your tongue lazily trace a vein in my neck before you move your lips to my earlobe. I shudder at your touch, my ears are so sensitive. My hand moves from your belly to stroke all around your body, my fingertips barely touching you, the fabric of the night

Gotta Love An Ohio Girl Lol
A girl from Ohio and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Ohio, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. The girl from Ohio sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from....bitch?"

I Love You Just The Way You Are (from The Bulletin Board)
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

To Nicole
To Nicole by spence5969© I have never met you. Not in person, yet I know you. We exchange conversation over the internet via its many forms of communication: e-mail, icq, chatrooms. I finally get up the nerve to send you my picture, you reciprocate. When I receive the file, hesitantly, I open it, expecting... honestly, not knowing what to expect. As I gaze at your image on my screen, I have to take action: I e-mail you back almost immediately. 'I'm hurt', I type, 'I thought we were being honest with one another, and here you send me the picture of somebody else. The woman in the photograph is stunning'. You lol me back and say it really is you. Our talk had started out very flirtatiously, but not necessarily overtly sexual. We learned more and more of each other: our lives, our loves, our pasts, our future hopes. And then the day comes. Looking back, I am unsure as to which one of us initially suggested it. Was it me in a playful manner, hoping you'd say yes, but able to joke it

Another Student Tasered For Not Showing Id-call Ulca
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps Nationwide Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:45 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: truth09Date: Sep 18, 2007 7:41 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps NationwideDate: 18/09/2007----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: mike christopherDate: Sep 18, 2007 7:30 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Star Gate 2012Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:09 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: VadershineDate: Sep 18, 2007 3:07 AMVadershine comments:Welcome to the new nazimerica the apathy has permitted. What about how the officers were obstructing/delaying the peaceful performance of Tabatabainejad's duty of the day? Does that make it OK for the UCLA police to be tazered numerous times, cited and then released by ALL the students who witnessed this BS?? This individual posed abs

Zen Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to borrow your neighbors' newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 1

Falling
can someone fall in love with someone even if they have never met? And can you fall in love in less than a month? I mean I have a friend, who I care for a lot, and he is going through some things in his marriage that no one should go through. He has hooked up with someone from here and has "fallen" in love. I have told him that he needs to slow down and take care of his marriage first. I just don't want him to loose everything and especially not his daughter. I just worry about him these days and wish he would talk to me. I want to be a friend and call him but he won't answer the phone...was it something I did or said or am I just too damn caring? Should I just give up trying to be there for him and not worry about him? My heart aches for him and the pain he is in right now. I wish I could make it all right for him. He is a good man and I care for him a lot. I just want him to know I am here for him.

#1
1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? HELL NO 2. When was the last time you met someone new? Been awhile. 3. What is irritating you right now? It's cold outside. 4. When did you last eat pizza? Don't remember, Months. 6. How many text messages are in your inbox?hhmm 40 or so.. 7. What's the furthest distance you've gone in the past 3 days? Huntingdon. 8. What does the sixth message in your inbox say? Probably something stupid. 9. Have you ever kissed anyone named Michelle? Not that I recall.. possibly though. 10. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your bedroom? Sex Toys. 11. Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos? yes. 12. Who is in the room with you? No One. 13. What are you wearing on your feet? nothing 14. What is/are your favorite pair of shoes? my docs. 15. Who was the last person you told you loved them? Kelly. 16. Do you get along with your parents? yes 17. What were you doing before this? Drinkin

The Letter
The Letter by LoveMD© Dear Tess, I'm fresh off of the phone with you and my cock is still totally hard. I doubt that I'll ever be able to explain how much I wish that I could be there with you, be inside of you, hearing you moan while we're fucking. I'm going to try to get this written before I absolutely have to go touch myself, but my imagination is already out of control. This could, possibly, be a letter that I shouldn't write, but you tell me that you like my honesty, and these are the things, honestly, going on in my mind. In my imagination we are arriving at a hotel together. As I look at you, I know that both of our intentions are the same. You are in front of me as we walk into our room. The door closes hard behind us and I stop you right inside the door by putting my arms around you and softly kissing the back of your neck. My hands trail from your hips up your stomach, slowly making my way to your breasts. I stop briefly to feel each one of your beautiful breasts i

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They s

Scars
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel Drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone I'm pissed cause you came around Why don't you just go home Cause you channel all your pain And I can't help you fix yourself You're making me insane All I can say is I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I tried to help you once Against my own advice I saw you going down But you never realized That you're drowning in the water So I offered you my hand Compassion is in my nature Tonight is our last stand I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I'm drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone You shouldn't

Now For The Clean Up, Should B Left With Maybe 100 Peeps
i said i was cleanin list up today and i is on my way there. if ya ain't read the last blog b4 this u may wanna and let me know if u are a stay or a go, cause those of u who msgd and those of u who won't b deleted regardless know who u are already...peace out.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, pr

To Be On My Family List Means.......
I have made some changes to my family to make room for those that have become close. I hope you will not take it personal if you notice that I don't have you as family. Thank you for stopping by to read this blog.

Lessons In Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent - education ruined me. Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. There

Another Quote From An Anonymous Canadian Citizen
"Marines are about the most peculiar breed of human beings I have ever witnessed. They treat their service as if it was some kind of cult, plastering their emblem on almost everything they own, making themselves up to look like insane fanatics with haircuts to ungentlemanly lengths, worshipping their Commandant almost as if he was a god, and making weird animal noises like a band of savages. They'll fight like rabid dogs at the drop of a hat just for the sake of a little action, and are the cockiest SOB's I have ever known. Most have the foulest mouths and drink well beyond man's normal limits, but their high spirits and sense of brotherhood set them apart and , generally speaking, of the United States Marines I've come in contact with, are the most professional soldiers and the finest men I have had the pleasure to meet."

We Are Homeowners...almost
ok, we go sign the house papers on Friday!! Woohoo!! I can't wait! This week will be a busy one. Most everything is already packed and ready to go. I am working in the kitchen packing up pots and pans I have not used in a while. Some things are going out not to be kept some is in boxes to go to the new house. My plans this week is to get everything we are not using or don't need in boxes and ready to go. I want to get the keys to the new house and go over and clean it (dust, sweep, mop) on Friday night with the kids. They have not seen the inside of the house so they are so ready to go!! This weekend we will be busy loading and unloading our things. Jeff has taken next Tuesday and Wednesday off so we can move the furniture and stuff I don't get over there. so we will be offline for a few days but we will be back. I can't wait to get pics up so everyone can see our new house!! ~~smooches~~

Action Alert
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: truth09 Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:28 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps NationwideDate: 18/09/2007----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: BRODIEDate: Sep 18, 2007 7:02 AMCALL THESE NUMBERS NOW!!! BLOW THEIR Phone lines UP! I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH! SOME PEOPLE IN THERE WERE ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THIS. The University of Florida Police Departmentphone: (352) 392-1111Community Services Division(352) 392-1409Patrol Division(352) 392-1560Victim Services(352) 392-5648----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: R. Marx - ARTISTDate: Sep 18, 2007 6:49 AMRE: Great Post Thanks-- Kerry/Bush Skull & Bones --Secret----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Zetetic - Seeker of TruthDate: Sep 18, 2007 9:41 AMFrom: President ChimpDate: Sep 18, 2007 8:33 AMWith all the terrible shit I see in the news everyday... This video disturbed me

This Is For The Soldiers
As a veteran and having dealt with the VA system this is a cause that needs addressed. Dear Congressman Filner, 1.5 million people have served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Almost one-third of them will have a serious mental health problem – like depression, or Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. That’s why I’m supporting IAVA and Drowning Pool’s “This is For the Soldiers” campaign to make sure the mental health needs of our troops are a top priority. We know you’re a strong supporter of the troops. You co-sponsored the crucial Lane Evans bill, which would get veterans the counseling and support they need. But without your leadership, this bill will continue to just sit in committee. We hope you’ll join us and bring this bill before the committee. With your help, we can get this bill moving and get troops the care they deserve.

Life - You Fall ,get Up
this is how i used to feel -- how many of us feel so many times in life -- trapped or we stay in the dark and dream of a illusion of security or fake happiness with wealth -- what we seem outside but inside we fade away in this dark - wanted to reach out but the fear holds us back -- the light in this picture to me is beauty or strength inside of us -- we all have it for what ever we need it for - whoever is holding us back -- life ,man , or sucky friends whatever -- dont hold back let your self lose be who you are stand strong believe in your self - be true to your self and be happy-- i truly feel blessed in my life cuz i did feel that dark everyday of my life for so many years long ago -- i still may have dark days BUT I DONT LIVE THERE ANYMORE ! SO STAND IN THIS PICTURE LOOKING OUT OR STAND OUT LOOKING IN ? I WAS IN IT A CAGE NOT KNOWING MYSELF OR WHO I WANTED TO BE - IT WAS DARK THERE NEVER AGAIN ! THANK YOU GOD FOR GIVING ME WEALTH ( NOT IN MONEY ) BUT HAPP

Business Profile
Most people think this is the only profile I have. Actually no, this is only my personal profile. I have a business profile to help advertise for my business. The business profile is http://fubar.com/mellyscorner

Making The Trip...
Well, tonight after Devlin's football practice, I have a trusted friend taking me to WV to retrieve my stuff from the house I shared with my soon to be ex-husband #2, BJ the Jerk (pics in album BJ/JERK). As you know, BJ has been a complete piece of work and no longer deserves my company... so I don't feel bad about doing this on this hand. On the other hand, I am completely floored and upset about the thought of even making this trip. I have to go get a few things that are extremely important to me, but the thought of even walking across the threshhold is making me sick (and yes I am really sick, but not from this). So much bad has happened there, that even if there was some good at some point, it has been washed away and replaced by more bad. I want to do this, it feels like it will be closure for me. But I really don't want to, cause... well, I was with him for so long and it was so miserable... I dunno, lol... Help me make some sense of my twisted up brain, lol...

I Wish
I wish I was writing that custom erotic story for "J"... it would be so much more relaxing and gratifying to be writing right now. I guess I will just have to settle for viewing the story in my head and build upon it all day long as I am stressing out. Perhaps the visions in my head of the story being built will settle my nerves. Is it lunch time yet? LOL

Scientists Find Organic Agriculture Can Feed The World
Scientists Find Organic Agriculture Can Feed the World ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:26 http://www.i-sis.org.uk/organicagriculturefeedtheworld.phpScientists Find Organic Agriculture Can Feed the World and More ISIS Press Release 06/09/07 Scientists Find Organic Agriculture Can Feed the World & MoreComprehensive study gives the lie to claims that organic agriculture cannot feed the world because it gives low yields and there is insufficient organic fertilizer. Dr. Mae-Wan HoA fully referenced version of this article is posted on ISIS members’ website. Details hereAn electronic version of this report, or any other ISIS report, with full references, can be sent to you via e-mail for a donation of £3.50. Please e-mail the title of the report to: href="mailto:report@i-sis.org.uk">report@i-sis.org.uk Scientists refute common misconceptions about organic agriculture Two usual objections are levelled

45 Things Women Love
45 Things Women love..... 1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, fight back , it makes her feel loved. 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly ! 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20- tell her the way you feel about her! 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD. 24-make her feel loved. 25-make her feel good. 26-DON'T LIE TO HER. 27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER. 28-take her anywhere she wants 29-txt msg or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her. 30

Politicians
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

Hmmmm
Her skin, Id love to touch, Id love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. Id love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, Id love to touch

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Dl Hughley, New O&a Videos, New O&a Audio, New Videos Online, Miss Paltalk Contest - Win Ca$h!!
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. The one and only DL Hughley is in studio today hanging with the guys. He's playing Town Hall on November 10th, but more importantly, HIS DVD 'UNAPOLOGETIC' GOES ON SALE NEXT WEEK! Thanks to some creative O&A fans, we have some great new AUDIO online: Jimmy Van Halen: We're Back - Pete from MorningSide Soundboard O&A Techno Remix - By Cokelogic Miss Paltalk Contest: OK so every morning we watch the Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex... now they have a chance to make some C

Broke Back Deer Camp
BROKE BACK DEER CAMP The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept in Daryl's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing-- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly, ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested. Good morning," he said. The

All About Me
Get To Know YouWhats your name?:jessica What is your status?:single but not Do you have any children?:yes one amazing little man What does your name mean?:idk What are your nicknames?:mommy Do you work?:only taking care of my son Do you like your job?:love it Are you a people person?:oh yeah Where did you grow up?:alpharetta, georgia Where do you live now?:carnesville, georgia What is your most favorite thing to do?:either shop or watch football Where do you see yourself in 5 years?:hopefully happily married and buying a house Where were you 5 years ago?:living at home still in high school Do you consider yourself artistic?:not at all What was the last thing you ate?:coco puffs Who is your favorite Disney Princess?:princess fiona from shrek Who is your favorite Disney Prince?:prince charming How old is your inner child?:2 Where is your favorite place to eat?:taco bell What are your plans tomorrow?:call nanny and clean Whats the first thing you do in the morning?:tell john john to back

So Little Time And So Much To Do
This is HELL week for me so far... I have so much in the way of reports to create and print and distribute before some big meetings it is nothing but full blown stress... to the MAXXXXXXXXXXXXX. I worked 14 hours yesterday and from what I see for today it will be just as much if not more.

The Man Dictionary
The Man Dictionary "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS

Footage Of Rainbow Hippies Overpowering Police Blockade
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: My Hate Speech2 Date: 18/09/2007 There is some strong language in this so be warned. However, these rainbow hippies actually win against the police state if you watch to the end. Quite funny, they use a basic tactic of envelopement. International man of Mystery Excellent footage of Rainbow hippies overpowering the cops' attempt at a roadblock. Hilarious. Taken at this year's gathering north of Steamboat Springs in Colorado. its good to see some balls !!! come on kids wake up !!!! we have the power!!

The Legend Of The Dream Catcher (lakota Version)
THE LEGEND OF THE DREAM CATCHER Long ago when the world was young an old Lakota spiritual leader was on a high mountain and had a vision. In this vision, Iktomi, the great trickster and teacher of wisdom, appeared in the form of a spider. Iktomi the spider picked up the elder's willow hoop which had feathers, horsehair, beads and offerings on it, and began to spin a web. He spoke to the elder about the cycles of life; how we begin our lives as infants, move on through childhood and onto adulthood. Finally, we go to the old age where we must be taken care of as infants, completing the cycle. "But," Iktomi said as he continued to spin his web, "in each time of life there are many forces; some good and some bad. If you listen to the good forces, they will steer you in the right direction. But, if you listen to the bad forces, they'll steer you in the wrong direction, and may hurt you. So these forces can help or can interfere with the harmony of Nature." While the spider spoke, he co

Sociopath On A Bus
This is an old one, but since I'm on the bus again I thought I'd repost it. Sociopath On A Bus.... Hey big sleepy fat guy....why are you here You're smelly and sweaty and snore in my ear I'm not your alarm clock you big freakin' load Your stop was a half mile back up the road Hey 90 year old lady, where are you off to your face is all wrinkly your hair's sorta blue you haven't been laid since 1962 and you can't have my seat cause I'm tired too Hey babbling psycho, I knew YOU'D be here at the top of your lungs from a seat in the rear you give a great sermon we pretend not to hear everyone moves away, no one wants to be near All the freaks and the geeks and the wierdos and pimps the crackheads, the hookers, the gangstas and gimps From this mass of humanity I'll rise to the top Move your ass big fat sleepy guy, here comes my stop

To Those Lost , Please Repost As A Blog And Take A Moment Of Silence
TO THE ONES WE LOST THAT FATEFUL DAY...MY NAME IS MARGE , I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW ME BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ALL ARE IN ME AND MY KID'S HEARTS....I AM SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO DIE THE WAY YOU DID , IF I COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE I WOULD , I HATE TO SEE SADNESS BUT AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE IN A BETTER PLACE... (PLEASE REPOST)

Feelings And Family
I am going to be a grandma for the second time and I am very pround of that fact. I just feel like everyone that is helping her with her pregnancy won't let me see the newest addition to my family and that hurts me very much. I just want her to know that I love her very much.

Vietnam Vets Give What They Never Got
(From a newspaper article online locally here in Philadelphia, PA) Read this and really make an effort to welcome home any soldeir you see and also thank a veteran for all he's (or she's) done. Vietnam vets give what they never got By Edward Colimore Inquirer Staff Writer CHARLES FOX / Inquirer Staff Photographer Vietnam vets from New Jersey have ready handshakes to greet troops returning from Iraq at Fort Dix. » More images For the last year, they saw the Iraq war up close; some fought gun battles with the enemy, and all were far from home and the comforts of family. Then, after a marathon flight, the troops were back again yesterday, tired, excited, hungry, and still loaded down with their M-16s and military gear. They did not expect anyone to notice. But at the journey's end, Michael Engi and fellow Vietnam veterans were waiting. They are always there for the troops coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan. At 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning - any time of the day or

The Origin Of The Iroquois Nations
The Origin of the Iroquois Nations -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About 1390, today's State of New York became the stronghold of five powerful Indian tribes. They were later joined by another great tribe, the Tuscaroras from the south. Eventually the Iroquois, Mohawks, Oneidas, Onondagas, and Cayugas joined together to form the great Iroquois Nation. In 1715, the Tuscaroras were accepted into the Iroquois Nation. The Five Nations Long, long ago, one of the Spirits of the Sky World came down and looked at the earth. As he travelled over it, he found it beautiful, and so he created people to live on it. Before returning to the sky, he gave them names, called the people all together, and spoke his parting words: "To the Mohawks, I give corn," he said. "To the patient Oneidas, I give the nuts and the fruit of many trees. To the industrious Senecas, I give beans. To the friendly Cayugas, I give the roots of plants to be eat

**huge Party Starts Sunday!! Be Ready!!**
Click banner to enter the WRR lounge! IT'S PARTY TIME!!! WORLDROCK RADIO IS HOSTING A HUGE SUNDAY BASH!! ALL DAY LONG!! JOIN US SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd STARTING AT 8AM EST ALL THE WAY THRU 2AM THE NEXT MORNING!! WE PLAN ON BLOWING YOUR EARDRUMS! LOADING YOU UP WITH GREAT FUN & NEW FRIENDS!! AND OH YEAH!! THERE WILL BE PRIZES GALORE!! SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL DAY LONG!!**Must be present in lounge to win** 8:00AM EST 10:00AM EST 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! 4:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! Click banner to enter lounge

How The Cherokee Learned The Rattlesnake Prayer Song
How the Cherokee Learned the Rattlesnake Prayer Song -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cherokee system was based more on responsibility for wrongful actions than on the notion of "justice" in the western sense of the word. Rather than justice, the Cherokee system was ideal for keeping balance and harmony in the spiritual and social worlds. One day, some Cherokee children were playing outside, when a rattlesnake crawled out of the grass. They screamed and their mother ran outside. Without thinking, she took a stick and killed it. Her husband was hunting in the mountains. As he was returning homethat night, he heard a strange wailing sound. Looking around, he found himself in the midst of a gathering of rattlesnakes, whose mouths were open and crying. "What is the matter," the man asked the snakes. The rattlesnakes responded, "Your wife killed our chief, the Yellow Rattlesnake today. We are preparing to send the Black Rattl

Jordan Dies...
Jordan dies "And men cried out to the Creator, saying, O Light of the Heavens, Light of the World, let the promised One be born of the mountain, according to the Prophecies, as he was in Ages past and will be in Ages to come. Let the Prince of the Morning sing to the land that green things will grow and the valleys give forth lambs. Let the arm of the Lord of the Dawn shelter us from the Dark, and the great sword of justice defend us. Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time." It will be a long while before the wheel turns out another like this one. Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin. May the horn blow and summon this hero again. But not today. This one has earned his rest for now. "Peace favor your sword. Tai'shar Manetheren." "Tai'shar Malkier... The last embrace of the mother welcome you home, Lan." Lan and Rand 53, Fading Words, 828 The Fires of Heaven

En La Madrugada - Love In The Morning
EN LA MADRUGADA Dejame acercarme a ti acurrucarme en tu pecho , entre tus brazos Si me dejas, voy a ser tu segunda piel y cuando me aleje de tu vera te sentiras desnudo y frio. Y no volveras a sentir entrar el calor en tu cuerpo hasta tenerme cerca de ti de nuevo Dejame acercarme a ti, acurrucarme en tu pecho y.....dormir... entre tus brazos..

Today On Worldrock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys Click banner to visit Vicarious' MySpace page! 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. Two Fer Tuesday..2 in a Row from Your Favorite Bands... plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio Click banner to visit Evil's MySpace page! 12:00AM EST

The First Fire
The First Fire -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning of the world, there was no fire. The animal people were often cold. Only the Thunders, who lived in the world beyond the sky arch, had fire. At last they sent Lightning down to an island. Lightning put fire into the bottom of a hollow sycamore tree. The animal people knew that the fire was there, because they could see smoke rising from the top of the tree. But they could not get to it on account of the water. So they held a council to decide what to do. Everyone that could fly or could swim was eager to go after the fire. Raven said, "Let me go. I am large and strong." At that time Raven was white. He flew high and far across the water and reached the top of the sycamore tree. While he sat there wondering what to do, the heat scorched all his feathers black. The frightened Raven flew home without the fire, and his feathers have been black ever since. T

..prayer Now>>.for All Grieving Or All ?
my I say a prayer for all ; that have lost loved ones or are about to loose them . God takes them home, and we keep them in our hearts and memories . they don,t die in vain ; God will give life to those ; He loves us all. He will see we get thru ruff times ;He Sees WE have hope in and thru Him. Dear Lord ; hug us all now in Your loving arms and draw us closer to You, as all these things come about to happen ; into our lives and thru or lives now. We need your truth and light to see us thru ; we need Your love to keep us strong in knowing Christ paid a price for us all; To have eternal life thru Him . May we always remember and walk in faith .of Jesus Christ and know He loved us; to give us this gift of Eternal Life . He loved life ; He gave it up for all us ; to also have a eternal life and His gift of love too. He had to honor thy father and he was sent to do just this , glorify thy father , honor thy father and be a sacrifical lamb to save us all from sin. Amen!!!!

To All Please Read !!! Shout Box And Ranks...
alot of times the shout box doesnt work if u see me online and u try to shout at me and it lookslike it doesnt work please feel free to email me or psot me or anything if u need for someone to rank your stuff let me know i am hardly never busy and i love to rank and rip pics feel free to do the same to my stuff thinks all and have a great day...

Creation Of The Red And White Races
Creation of the Red and White Races -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Among the people of long, long ago, Old Man Coyote was the symbol of good. Mountain Sheep was the symbol of evil. Old-Man-in-the-Sky created the world. Then he drained all the water off the earth and crowded it into the big salt holes now called the oceans. The land became dry except for the lakes and rivers. Old Man Coyote often became lonely and went up to the Sky World just to talk. One time he was so unhappy that he was crying. Old- Man-in-the-Sky questioned him. "Why are you so unhappy that you are crying? Have I not made much land for you to run around on? Are not Chief Beaver, Chief Otter, Chief Bear, and Chief Buffalo on the land to keep you company? "Why do you not like Mountain Sheep? I placed him up in the hilly parts so that you two need not fight. Why do you come up here so often?" Old Man Coyote sat down and cried more tears. Old-M

Please Help Me Pray:
Yesterday I got some sad news ,that one of my dearest uncles is very sick and is going into surgery 2morrow for colon cancer and he may not make it,for the fact that he had a heartattack 3 weeks ago and his diabetes is very bad,so Im praying my hardest for him to pull thru and thought my family and friends could help me pray.I have been so ditraught lately that I have not been on fubar but I want all my friends and family to know I have not forgot yall and i miss and love yall,Thanks again Debbie.

Legend Of The Tlanuhwa And The Uhktena
Legend of The Tlanuhwa and The Uhktena As told by David Michael Wolfe, Inage. i Ani Yunwiya (Virginia Cherokee) -This story was taught to me by William Webber, Danawa Destoti - a Kalohna (War leader) of the Ani Wahya (Wolf Clan) When the world of the Ani Yunwiya was new all living things were great in size and strength. Two of the many creatures that had been created and placed upon Ani Daksi Amayeli by Unethlana the Apportioner were the Tlanuhwa and the Uhktena. The Tlanuhwa were very large birds with markings much like the red-tail hawk of today. The markings or symbols of the great Tlanuhwa could only be worn by the ancient Ani Kituhwah warriors when they went into war. Some people say the Tlanuhwa were the original parents, Ani Tawodi, of the great hawks that live today. The Uhktena are enormous creatures that live in the rivers and lakes of the great Ouascioto valleys and mountains (the Ohio Valley and Appalachians). The Uhktena come and go from this world to the underw

For My Autistic Daughter Keonna
Keonna I hope someday you will know How much I love you so and how I have loved watching you grow You make me laugh and smile more than you know You have taught me so many things You've taught me to be strong and taught me more patience than I thought I could ever have You've taught me how to stand up and fight when when someone tries to do you wrong This road we've been down has been long and hard but with you by my side we will be alright, we will continue the fight There's so much I hope you will know about life about others who are no longer here that loved you so I guess it was time for them to go I know they would have loved to be here to hear you laugh to help us down our path they would of loved you with all their heart They knew how special you were right from the start I hope someday you will know how special you are to all of us and how we have loved you so much and how you h

Girlfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe

Why The Sun Follows The Moon
Rock House: Why the Sun Follows the Moon California Indian Legend Southern Maidu Re-told by Barbara Shining Woman Warren This story was collected in Yuba County by Don May, a Cherokee and told to Barbara Warren in 1990. Don originally heard the story in 1980 from his eighty year old Southern Maidu friend, Frazier Edwards. Frazier had lived in this area all his days; this was the home of his ancestors. The Maidu are a Northern-Central Valley tribe of California. Originally their territory encompassed both sides of the Sacramento River. The Maidu are among the most gifted basket makers in the world. As a legend which has never been previously recorded, it is being placed on Cherokees of California's webpage so that others may "hear the words" once again. Rock House is the Southern Maidu name for Paines Peak. The twelve hundred foot high Paines Peak is a jagged out-cropping of volcanic rock. It is located within a circle of the foothill roads of Old Marysville, Fruitland,

How The Milky Way Came To Be
How The Milky Way Came To Be retold by Barbara Shining Woman Warren Long ago when the world was young, there were not many stars in the sky. In those days the people depended on corn for their food. Dried corn could be made into corn meal by placing it inside a large hollowed stump and pounding it with a long wooden pestle. The cornmeal was stored in large baskets. During the winter, the ground meal could made into bread and mush. One morning an old man and his wife went to their storage basket for some cornmeal. They discovered that someone or something had gotten into the cornmeal during the night. This upset them very much for no one in a Cherokee village stole from someone else. Then they noticed that the cornmeal was scattered over the ground. In the middle of the spilt meal were giant dog prints. These dog prints were so large that the elderly couple knew this was no ordinary dog. They immediately alerted the people of the village. It was decided that this must be

The Legend Of The Cherokee Rose
The Legend of the Cherokee Rose Retold by Barbara Shining Woman Warren In the latter half of 1838, Cherokee People who had not voluntarily moved west earlier were forced to leave their homes in the East. The trail to the West was long and treacherous and many were dying along the way. The People's hearts were heavy with sadness and their tears mingled with the dust of the trail. The Elders knew that the survival of the children depended upon the strength of the women. One evening around the campfire, the Elders called upon Heaven Dweller, ga lv la di e hi. They told Him of the People's suffering and tears. They were afraid the children would not survive to rebuild the Cherokee Nation. Gal v la di e hi spoke to them, "To let you know how much I care, I will give you a sign. In the morning, tell the women to look back along the trail. Where their tears have fallen, I will cause to grow a plant that will have seven leaves for the seven clans of the Cherokee. Amidst the plant wi

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Only In Fla My Friends..
Student Tasered at campus forum for Kerry Story Highlights Andrew Meyer was asking questions at forum when campus police grabbed him Speaker, Sen. John Kerry, offered to answer Meyer's questions Police tried to remove Meyer from the room, then Tasered and arrested him University police will hold internal investigation to see if proper procedures used GAINESVILLE, Florida (AP) -- A University of Florida student was Tasered and arrested after trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry about the 2004 election and other subjects during a campus forum. Videos of the incident posted on several Web sites show officers pulling Andrew Meyer, 21, away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University. "He apparently asked several questions -- he went on for quite awhile -- then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allo

I Have Seen Your Face
I have seen your face in a dream, I have seen your face in a cloud. I have seen your face in a crowd. I have seen your face a million times every where i go. It makes me smile it makes me laugh. I have seen your face in a teardrop cause i know you are there wiping them away. I have seen your face in every heart beat, because that is where you are. In my heart my friend. You are a reminder of how true friends should be. I have seen your face and my friend i am so happy that i met you. You make the days brighter just knowing that you are there. I have seen your face, Just wish i could be there. I have seen your face and it makes me cry, happy tears just knowing that i haev you in my life. I love you my friend hope it never ends. I have seen your face.

I'm Here
Well I arrived in at my duty station in Iraq finnaly. I should be getting to work real so, which I'm hoping will help the time pass by faster than right now. Living conditions aren't terrible but they aren't great either. The food at the DFAC is surprisingly good. The only thing that kinda sucks is the internet access but I have a plan for getting that fixed. For right now things are moving along quickly. I just hope it stays that way. It's just a darn shame about this general order 1 nonsense (No sex, no alcohol, no porn). W00t!

What's The Deal?
Please, if anyone knows any GOOD answer for this, let me know. What is the deal or fascination with this hip-hop/rap/ghetto fad going through almost everywhere? The women's attitudes especially. It sounds unprofessional, uneducated, occasionally rude. I've heard of just being crude/rude/unprofessional, but don't add uneducated to those. Hell, I'm crude/rude/& occasionally unprofessional dammit! You can say what you mean & be honest & blunt, without always being an asshole/bitch to people. Trust me, I speak from personal experience..

Let This Really Sink In - Then Choose
LET THIS REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE. John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me comp

O.j. Goes To Hell
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All

9/18/07
You can fall in love with love today, even if there is no special person in your life now. It's not about anyone else. You are being drawn into your fantasies and they are quite captivating. Be careful; don't confuse your illusion with reality. If you do, you'll set yourself up for serious disappointment as the truth dawns on you. I don't think I need to really worry too much about this right now.

Wtf?!?!?!
I have had enough, I am done keeping this inside. I need to let this out, and I don't give a good G.Damn if anyone doesnt like it!! Ok... Let me ask a question... Why is it that single mothers always end up having to clean up the bullshit messes that their ex's create??? ( And generally get ZERO CREDIT for doing so?? ) I recieved an email last week from my first husbands new wife saying that we may have to "reevaluate" his support payments because he has been cut down on hours at work. WELL EXCUSE ME.. BUT IT WAS * HIS * CHOICE TO QUIT HIS LAST JOB THAT PAID GOOD MONEY IN FAVOUR OF A JOB IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY THAT EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN STEM KNOWS ENDS UP CUTTING HOURS AFTER PEAK TOURIST SEASON ENDS. Maybe if the two of them grew a damn brain, stopped taking so many damn vacations, and saved that money instead of spending it all... and dipping into MY DAUGHTERS bank account to buy groceries for the two of them and THEIR KID... they would not be in this situ

Introduction To My Webcomic!
This colorfully flamboyant webcomic is pure campy queer horror about charming gay monsters and their contemporary queer situation. This spooktacular treat will have you screaming with laughter. www.TheGayMonsters.com

Excited About The Future!
No I am not talking about micro computers, teleporting, hovering cars and space travel...but all that would be cool. I am talking about making a change to get where I want to go! I am going back to school! Last week when I was on vacation I did a lot of thinking. I stayed away from all email and focused on what would make me happy. I spent time with my close friends and family. At the end of the week I came to a very certain decision. I am going back to school and get my degree. I most certainly need one to get my foot in the door let alone getting ahead in the field. The college I had checked out a couple of times before, when I had started thinking about going back, now offers a 100% online degree on the same curriculum they offer in the classroom. The application is going in this week and I know in my heart that I will accomplish everything I have been working for the past few years. I am very excited about this. I feel like a new person, like a new door has opened

Seeking Exsperianced Bombers + Contest Links
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Do you have what it takes to be an Elite Bomber,for The Royal Bombing Wolves?Royal Bombing Wolves are Seeking Exsperianced Comment Bombers. Requirerments: As soon as you Sign in you Comment Bomb all Allotted Daily Comments on a Kingdom Contestant.Displaying Loyalty,Respect,Love + with these 3 you Display Honor towards your Pack. If Enterested Please Contact: *Lord Wolf*,Bombs Away K.O.W--R.B.W.,Contests to Bomb,Cherokee Princess,StonerButterfly,Simply Amazi@ fubar Desireme4u~~Queen of RBW~~@ fubar Royal Bombing Wolves,,Headquarters@ fubar Contests To Bomb,Show Some Love Kingdom of Wolves. Simply Amazeing Contest Link:All Bombers not yet in a Platoon Please Continue to Bomb here. Cherokee Princess Contest Link:Platoons A + C will Bomb this Contest. Stone Butterfly; sister to Boogies Momma needs our help. Contest has already begun! Click on picture below to get started!Platoons B. + D.

Adam Sandler ~ Wanna Grow Old With You
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you

To Watch You Sleeping
To Watch You Sleeping I study you in the fingers of moonlight That reach through the bedroom window. Pale beams find your face and stroke your cheek, Nighttime alchemy, your golden skin turned to silver. My fingers fist and stretch, aching to slide through your sun-kissed hair. Claret~colored nails pressing half-moons into my palms Always impatient hands, hovering hairsbreadths over your flesh. Tracing, not touching, your perfectly arched brows. Exquisite frames for your tempting, hypnotic eyes. I recall them as they pinned me with their passion Dark as the deepest pits of hell and burning just as brightly. I cannot resist: the pad of my finger tickles across sooty lashes. You stir and moan, love’s echo returning from your valley of dreams. I bite my lip to refrain from moaning in answer. Your face relaxes again and I release my breath, Softly blowing a kiss across your lips. Ah, your lips. Full succulent fruit, I am suddenly famished Ever the daughter of Eve

Lol What's Your Sign
Aquarius - I'm The Wifey/Hubby Type Gemini - I Fuck Better Than You Cancer - I Can Make You Love Me Leo - I Fuck Like No Other! Aries- I'm The Best At Sex! Libra - I'm Great In Bed! Scorpio - I'll Make You Scream My Name Sagittarius - I Have Great Lips To Kiss! Taurus - I'm Sexy As Hell Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long! Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life Virgo - I'm A Lover, Not A Hater

For The One I Truely Love
This is for my baby, Darrell (Tiggerz Groove). Babe am sorry for all the hurt I caused, something I couldn't imagine doin to ANYONE. I want EVERYONE to know and am sure they do know how much I LOVE YOU more than anything in the world aside from my children! Ask them all how much I talk bout you, you see in my profiles I show you off, talk bout you etc!! You don't see it, I may not show it enough but I do!! Am doin my damned best to show you, prove to you how much love I have within for you! Just PLEASE don't leave me, I couldn't bear it! I WILL DO ALL I can to do as you ask and gain everything back. I DO WANT US, AND WANT IT FOREVER!! I LOVE YOU DARRELL LEE NICHOLS!!

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Hey all, am askin for some help. Pimp me out in bulletins, have ur friends help me and do the same and stop by to comment. I need a total of 8500 comments to get a gift VIP that is guaranteed. All I have are round 700, not even near a 1000 yet!! I know alot of you out there got it in ya to help me out, cause I ALWAYS do the same for you and ur friends. So come on, HELLPPP!!!

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Watch Me
She'd sent him an envelope, by messenger, to the office .In it she'd enclosed the name of a hotel, a room number and a note that said 7 0'clock , knock 3 times. She was there already. She'd lit a few candles, put his favorite CD's in the player ,his favorite beer was iced down. She'd ordered extra pillows from housekeeping, turned down the bed and positioned a chair at the foot of it. She'd taken a nice long bath and applied her favorite lotion all over, putting on this little jade number that was cut to her hips,had a slit up the front to her breast, which were covered with a stretch of lace and spaghetti straps holding it up it also had matching bikini panties. Now all she needed was his knock and there it was 7 0'clock on the dot. She turned on the music, picked up a beer ,looked through the peep hole just to make sure it was him, it was. She opened the door and let him in. After putting the Do Not Disturb sign on the door,he shut and locked it . She then turned to him, p

I Can See The Pain
I still see your face in my dreams It hurts and it doesn't help at all I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems I want you to catch me when I fall I still remember the first time we met There was something so different about you Your friendship was something I wanted to get That smile when you said hi to me was so new Out of no where you called me on the phone I wanted to sit there and talk to you forever You were so new, so crazy and unknown I just knew that our friendship would never sever Two years and we are barely holding it together What happened to the way this all used to be I never wanted you out of my like ever I sat there for a long time pretending not to see We decided to go out and make it all all right It didn't work out of course we knew it couldn't We couldn't even really stand each others sight It shouldn't end this way but it did and I shouldn't I miss you and everything you were to me Ten years from now we will look back on it

This Stinks ;)
Yet again, another story that only I think is funny…*sigh* me and my stories… Yesterday I was scheduled to have RotoRooter come out and snake my main sewer line. It turned out he de-squirreled it instead. And when he told me about the dead squirrel he pulled out he said he skinned it first, so I enthusiastically asked "Was it good eatin?" Yes I knew what he meant, I have a really inappropriate sense of humor. He didn't think it was very funny. And then he started complaining about the smell. What? A dude that works in poo all day is complaining about something stinking? That's a little ironic. And here again, yes I know that dead animal smell is much worse than sewer gasses. Well, I think I pissed him off because he went and got his snake stuck in my pipe (there wasn't any way I could have put that to make it sound safe for work) and now I have to have my entire sewer line replaced. And that was yesterday in a very very small nutshell.

The First Time
The First TIme The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you The first time I was close to you I wanted to be closer The first time your lips touched mine The world stopped spinning The first time you hands caressed my skin They left a burning trail The first time you took what I offered The world not only stopped spinning ,it exploded and left me wanting a second time

Gobblin
She held the covers over her head as she curled up into fetal position. The thunder was crackling so loud, her windows shook. Don’t be retarded. She thought to herself knowing just how ridiculous she was behaving at the age of 16. It was unlike Jessica to be afraid of a storm. Another flash, one seemed to last more than a mere second, more like 10 seconds. It pulsed like a strobe light. Jessica could see its flicker from under her bed spread. “One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi, and Three…” The thunder sounded like a freight train crashing through a building. This is crazy. Why am I so afraid? Jessica recalled the dream she had last night. It was a silly dream most likely summoned by the stupid troll movie her friend made her watch. She had a dream that a troll-like creature lived under her house. She found her white cat Snowball, torn into fluffy blood matted shreds near her porch. Under the porch, she heard a hissing type sound and smelled a foul odor of decay. She k