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Men And More Men
Am I the only person having a problem with this whole dating thing??? I have had so many coffee dates, dinner dates, brunch, out on boats. Met short men, tall men, skinny, fat men. men with hair, no hair, men retired, still working and The Bad One, married men (didn't know they where married). And I can't click with one, am I being to picky? Is there really a man who can take my breath away with just a kiss or a look? Someone who I can't wait to ______? Was dating this hard when I was younger or have my expectations changed. As you get older do we see men in a different light, have we come to a point in our life that we really don't need them? I really do miss the companionship of a partner. The cuddling , caressing and just the communication and laughter. But lets not forget that men are just a small part of our life, there is so much more out there, just need to grab it and run.
Tattoo Contest
Hey boyfriend is in a tattoo contest and he needs all of you to help him out. Here is the link...just click on the pic and start bombing away. Thanks
Quiet Emotions
by Judy Burnette I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.
Wake Up Before It's Too Late People!
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Life, The Universe, & Misc. Bs
Well I was supposed to have my final court date today (sort of). But the judge was sick so now we had to reschedule AGAIN!!! This is just dragging now. I just want it to be done and over with so I can close that chapter of my life and start with the next. She'll always be a part of my life, but what's done is done. Being mortal were given a finite amount of time on this rock and we have to make the best of it. I just want to make the best of my time. any time spent looking back on this will ENSURE that anything worthwhile will not be noticed until it has passed you by. My marriage is my past, though not my idea mind you. But it is done with, has been for some time, this is just the 'post-game' wrap up. There will be times, things, places, songs, & smells that will always be between her and I...good..AND bad. But like I marriage is my past....I'm concerned with my future....She knows her J.P.
Ready To Rock-whitesnake
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i am in a contest please rate and comment please here is the link.
i just got back from my vegas trip it was fun. on another note im fucking tired in sooo many ways im worn out without music or anything in my life so im gonna get back into it.and im tired of being lonely and feeling so fucking unwanted ..its time to change ahh anyways im back
Stoners Contest..calling My Bomber To Attention
everyone go to her contest and bombs away much love and respect
How To Create A Lounge
Tier Jackass!!
for all non-germans (basically the rest of it means "animal jackass". WATCH OUT FOR SQUIRREL O !!
Revolution Sep 29th....featuring Baby Sham
Come on down & rock With Us @ Revolution Next Saturday Sept 29th 2007:)
Woot I'm Gonna Be A Daddy
Illuminati Mystery Bablyon: Texe Marrs
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How To Create A Mumm
Its Not Over-daughtry
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New Pics
yepp, i have added some more pics. take a look at em if ya like
Im Asking Again
T-pain Shawty Remix
Lifes Convictions
One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds. - Mahatma Gandhi
Help Me Please
i'm in a contest for the best smile on fubar...please plase please go vote rate and bomb me i never win anything
First Kiss
we've not yet kissed but i feel like i've done it a thousand times your lips are so soft and inviting the taste of love is upon them to not yet kiss you is to invite madness in my dreams, i've kissed you often like rose petals your lips are so soft the ardor of our love intensifies with each new kiss, it grows stronger i never knew love could be so powerful the day i first kiss you will be the first day of my life i will have not lived until i see your eyes gaze longingly into mine then close, as we share our first kiss
A Smokey Pillar Rises, Hydrants Stay Ready...
On a sleepless night I hear the heavens beacon, so I wander outside to ponder whats drawn me out to begin with. Recent tempuratures and memories causing my compass to spin till the line between most opposites blurs... yealding a perspective so stark, its almost unnerving, but necessary. Once stagnant waters begin to churn as a second boiler from nowhere kicks on, steam rising with a piercing wistle of a long forgotton truth, the sweat pours melting away a clay like version of myself, leaving me raw, scalded but healing, even thought I feel Ive gone a bit septic. But the antibiotics here in this strange new place are good.
Life Throws Stones
as if cant cant get any worse than it was yesterday. this morning i reived a call at 6:30 yes 4 hours after i went to sleep. my Father in law passed away. he went to rest in his sleep. prob the easiest way for someone to go. times are hard right now. they still havent determined the cause of sure it will be announced with in the next few days. R.I.P Dennis Britton.
Taking Back America
TAKING BACK AMERICA - PAUL HARVEY Folks this is the Year that we RE-TAKE AMERICA ********* Get Ready ********* Keep this going around the globe ... read it and forward every time you receive it. We can't give up on this issue. Paul Harvey and Prayer
Life Part 2
You'd think you would have been eager But that's just judging by the words you said last night Your smile has faded The butterflies, they hate it Accept this as a wake-up call The last one didn't do you any good I could take back everything I have promised But I don't think you'd be so astonished Is the fire losing its intensity? I feel like a stranger now Just let me know when you think it's over I thought we were so much closer Don't think I'm a flavor of the week Don't wrap your words around my neck I could loosen them up like a virgin's lips You'll be sweating when I grab your hips
Satisfaction Guaranteed---the Firm
Bitch I'm From Pennsylvania
Bitch I'm from Pennsylvania!!!! Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Pennsylvania came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is
New Contest To Bomb
Cherokee Princess Contest Link:Platoons A + C will Bomb this Contest. Stone Butterfly; sister to Boogies Momma needs our help. Contest has already begun! Click on picture below to get started!Platoons B. + D.
What Would You Do
What would you do? make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never beforgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story:
Prison Break Tonight!
Who's watchin it? i know I will be....:P Micheal love lmao jk:P
My Off For Friends Only
My Mask is anyone who has wondered about the man behind the Bat......there I am. Though the real me is inside.....and when I let myself a lot taller inside and....not sure what else I am right now........ Going offline for now.
Psalms 103 Verses 1-4
from my friend cecil jacob PSALMS 103 VERSES1-4 VER.1 BLESS THE LORD,O MY SOUL,AND ALL THAT IS WITHIN ME BLESS HIS HOLYNAME VER.2 BLESS THE LORD,O MY SOUL AND FOR- -GET NOT ALL HIS BENEFITS; VER.3 WHO FORGIVETH ALL THINE INIQUITIES; WHO HEALETH ALL THY DISEASES; VER.4 WHO REDEEMETH THY LIFE FROM DESTRUCTION; WHO CROWNETH THEE WITH LOVING KINDNESS AND TENDER MERCIES we hear about the scripture in ISAIAH chapter 53 when it is said' WITH HIS STRIPES WE ARE HEALED, BUT , in the scripture ,above it gives you more depth, , of what you're healed of , can you imagine what all includes, EVERY DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN , and unknown , this is where you stand on GOD'S WORD AND BELIEVE , THAT YOU'RE HEALED, because it's right there in the WORD , so you can claim your healing , how strong is your faith , WHEN THE DOCTO'RS SAY THERE IS NO CURE , WHEN THEY TELL YOU , YOU SO MANY DAYS LEFT , when they say turn the machine off , , how strong is your fait
We Made Some Nominations And Here Is The Results
Robert is going to be First Knight 100% Sunshine is going to be 2'nd Knight and Sweetbear is Bishop Thank you all for your hard work and keep it up and we will keep growing strong with all the effort and support you guys have been giving us. Thank you.
3300 To Level
From Cynthia Mckinney
From Cynthia McKinney Body: From Cynthia McKinney Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:22 am Updates@allthingscynthiamckinney Let me state from the outset that I am sickened by video footage, available on youtube of the assault on Reverend Yearwood by the Capitol Hill Police. Nowhere on the internet is the footage available of the press conference I had on the subject of certain Capitol Hill police officers. But at that press conference were black Georgia constituents who told of the utter contempt with which they were treated at the hands of certain Capitol Hill police officers. Kudos to whoever it was in the hallway at the time of Yearwood's incident who had the video or cellphone camera and the smarts to record it all. I understand Reverend Yearwood's leg was broken--all because he wanted to hear Petraeus testify before Congress. But what's more incredible is that according to my friends, there has been absolutely no coverage at all of this incident in what we call the mainstr
My First Contest! Please Help Me Out
This is my first Fubar contest..please show me some love and vote for me..!!!! thanks everyone that has the time and thinks I have the sexiest fubar smile!! LOVE YA"LL Follow this link:
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I lost 4 more pounds so that makes 11 in two weeks
Watch Ron Paul On The Presidential Debate Online Live Now
Watch Ron Paul on the Presidential Debate Online Live NOW Body:
Whispers The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear. So the man yelled, "God, speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky. But, the man did not listen. The man looked around and said, "God let me see you." And a star shined brightly. But the man did not see. And, the man shouted, "God show me a miracle." And, a life was born. But, the man did not notice. So, the man cried out in despair,"Touch me God, and let me know you are here." Whereupon, God reached down and touched the man. But, the man brushed the butterfly away and walked on. I found this to be a great reminder that God is always around us in the little and simple things that we take for granted ... even in our electronic ge So I would like to add one more: The man cried, "God, I need your help!" And an e-mail arrived reaching out with good news and encouragement. But, the man
Sexiest Smile Contest this is my link pls rate and bomb me for the sexiest smile contest thanks to all my friends, sorry if this is'nt how you do this, but it's my first contest and first blog, sorry if i did it wrong (((hugs to all)))
Re: I'm Sorry...
Every time I see that bulletin, I'm posting this: You've been warned.
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Was watching videos on Youtube when I came across this, just happens to be one of my facorite Elton John tunes and a great arrangement.
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Point Of View
POINT OF VIEW by Paul I look at her and in my mind She is naked Her great round breasts Nipples like organ stops Her lush bush Then I see her bending Straight legged Her lips in full view I kneel and with my tongue Part her curtains Tasting her juice Then she is on all fours My cock deep in her Her buttocks slapping against my belly My hands cupping her breasts Then I am back This is no way to look at my mother in law
The Daffodil Principle
Several times over the years my daughter Carolyn had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." This year she called three times. I wanted to go but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead . "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "But first we're going to se
You Don't See Yhat Everyday
YOU DON’T SEE THAT EVERY DAY Author ~ Unknown A lovely girl in a very short skirt Stood bending over from the waist There was a very startled young boy Sat in full view behind her red faced After she straightened up and left He sat wearing a puzzled expression When I asked the boy if he was okay And what caused such consternation The view of the girl that the boy had He said he saw she was in no way drab Saying that the girl had no knickers And he thought she was hiding a kebab
I can't stand it when people give low rates. I mean what is the flippin point. Sorry just had to rant here.
Woo Hoo!!! I Won The Contest!! 1st. Place!!
CONGRATULATIONS IN THE "BEST TAG CONTEST!! And the 1st place winner is...... ~*SHERYLICIOUS*... She has won this Brand New 2008 Corvette!!! Thanks so much Sheryl for your dedication & hard work in this contest, You & ۞ G®1m /)worked your tail off!!! & thanks everyone who helped Sheryl get to 1st place!!! Remember I still have 2 Big Pimpin Gifts up for grabs, For 2nd & 3rd place.. So please dont forget to send them comments in Again CONGRATULATIONS Sheryl for a Fantastic Job !!! Huggies, Debbie
3560 To Level
Sexybunny85** help me level up i have 3868 to go plz help me out rate me fan me add me plz all!!!@ fubar
For My Man
The Girl Of My Dreams...
Her name is Nora Abigail Guerrero, She is 18 like me, and I have really really liked her since my sophomore year of highschool. Well so a time came around when I got the guts to ask her out. She turned me down saying that her parents are not letting her date anyone till after highschool. So I made it my mission to ask her out again after we graduated. One day when my cousins and our friends, her included, were hanging out talking about stuff, she told the girls in the group, who were 14-16 years old, that Dating isn't all cracked up to what it is. She told them that she probably wasn't going to date anyone till after she graduated College. Knowing that I really liked her and that I was planning on asking her out after Graduation, my younger cousin, who was one of the girls, glanced at me and made eye contact and that whole.... "crap Nathan that sucks" expression. Now get this. Two weeks after she told the girls this, my older COUSIN, who knew that I wanted to call this girl my own, and
Comment Bombers Needed - All Love Returned!
AngelinOK needs your help. Unlimited Comments Just click the picture to get there This is the prize AngelinOK is going after Special thanks to my good buddy Wild Horse... he's a wild one that's for sure! :)
Temples and spiritual dwellings are common in dreams. This is because many dreams include events of cleansing, preparation, moral judgment, or divine communication. Often times, these dreams occur at times in your life when inner peace is elusive and sought after. Often, such dreams involve strangers as temple ministers or priests. These ministers will often give clues about what type of temple service is needed and what area of your life is to be effected. They may be presented as all older than you, all of one particular gender, or dressed in particular ways. If ministers and priests are absent from the temple, that could indicate an inner journey or struggle that needs resolution, versus the outer moral choices illustrated above.
Just Thinking
The keeper of silence hides behind a thousand tears. My soul is lovelorned. All in itself, this "love" is devoid of reality. IUt is rapturous at first sight and freestanding. The souls cursed from birth to desire the imaginations subject. This psychosexuality is intense and leaves no room for error. You have seduced my senses, latched onto my naked soul. Vindicate me, Free me, Love me.......This is palpable, yet slowly vanishes amongst my imagination.
Its Me
Im back and im here for good! Holla at ya boy.....
Our Angels
stop in add a loved one if you want we will keep thier memories going click on bird for lounge
Re: New Song Coming Soon!
RE: new song coming soon! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: TRUTH505 Date: 17 Sep 2007, 15:19 Gonna post a new track I recorded last week some time this week, its on some FREEDOM shit u know, how the heck has everyone been? my internet is down like J Lo so only one this mutha soso often but props for all the plays I been getting, Thanks for all the support peace.Truth505
No Longer A Member
today i was invited to join contest bombers i accepted. i went to there hq read there blog . said they started contest to bomb a member they choose. i went there and started bomb each comment was award 5 points we were to tell each day how many. winner got 50000 fur bucks. i sent one comment copy it and use it as my comment. each time paste what i had copied. a gentleman from the group came on told me they don't bomb contest. this gentleman told me no program to bomb were allowed. told him that i wasn't using one. due to this i felt i could not remain a member . i am looking for a bombing family . thanks bingo
Smile Contest
hi ppl im in a smile contest and could use everyones know other ppl are bomb whores.. so any help will be starts tonight 9/18 at midnight. thanks in advance :D
On A Better Note.....
Got to think better things. Focus on some things happening this week. My little neice is going to be a year old Wednesday. She is growing up too fast. LOL. Planning to spend some time with her and my family. I need to get a grip of myself. I want to spend time with her along with getting some pics done. Not sure how they will turn out. lol. I may head over there tomorrow and spend the rest the week there since her party is Saturday. I will try to be back Sunday. Just need time away though will be on a bit at a time. Depends.
Who's Up For Fantasy Football
I've set up a UEFA Champions League fantasy Football League and everyone is invited to play 134500-21986 (you need to put this code in to join my league
Shake Them Haters Off
SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF! A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. They are very negative people. Nothing is ever good enough! When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else. He would have given you what He gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story... If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can: * Have a relationship with God * Light up a room when you w
Ok We Need To Show Our New Members Luv
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Idiot Sightings
Idiot sightings Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." Idiot Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!" Idiot Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often," Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck. Idiot Sighting #4:
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New Contestant For Idiot Of The Day!
i don't even need to explain this one do i? it's kinda long, but bear with me, parts of it are funny... mind you he was ALREADY in my friends list. Bottom up, enjoy! today's new contestant: Batman Batman: ok fine good fucking bye! ->KinkStar S...: because out of my 5000 friends i won't add you to one of my 50 family spots, i guess we know where you stand. take care. Batman: fine! thanks fore showing your true colours goodbye! ->KinkStar S...: regardless, i have set rules on how people get into my family, and i'm sorry, but i'm not going to add you Batman: so again can we family up please? ((not for any other reason then i like you for you ok)) end of!! Batman: look i like you so deal with it ok! im not everyone else and i dont know what you've told 40 people today cause i was'nt there pok! so treat me as you also want to be treated ok! ->KinkStar S...: i'm going based on your actions. ->KinkStar S...: no, if you liked me for who i was you would have understood when i s
Alright. I'm tired of this shit. There are only a few of my 'friends' that really ever rate my pictures. Nobody ever rates my stash or blogs. I'm sick and tired of it. I rate my friends pics, blogs, stash all the fucking time. I have decided to weed out all the 'friends' that aren't keeping up their end of the bargain. Got it? Those of you who don't start communicating with me, rating my pics/stash/blogs are getting the boot. I mean it. I'm here to have fun, enjoy everyhing that Fubar has to offer, and that includes using their system to the fullest. It's here for a reason. USE IT. I have been rating everyone I meet. Everyone I become 'friends' with. But no. People don't rate me back. I'm done with it. Use it or lose it people. I'm not one-time points for you to be made. If that's all I am for you, FUCK YOU. I'm a human being with feelings and a real brain behind this beautiful exterior. I'm real. And if you can't believe that or understand that, then you can play t
I tremble in darkness Afraid of the unseen Scared of what lurks in shadow. I yearn to be free Unbound from my chains To run through field and medow. Unable to move From this place I am in Will I ever be released? My doubt and my pain I hold deep inside me Prevent me from finding peace. Alone in the dark Trapped forever I wonder if here I will die. Falling to the ground I Clench both my fists And reach them to an unseen sky
You Got To Love This Guy
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party , were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective
What Does It Taste Like
What does it taste like A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
Only In America
Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in A
Hi everyone! How are ya? Life is just.. uhh.. peachy?? lol. Sucks really. HOWWWW nice.
Contest At 10est
Please come help me comment bomb and rate this pic its me and this is my first contest the link is contest starts at 10est tonight
Things To Think About
Things to think about Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
...all New...
...this should have happin months ago...
Real Patient Hospital Charts
Real Patient Hospital Charts Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors: 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert butforgetful. 8. The patient refused autopsy. 9. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 13. She is numb from her toes down
Is It Possible ??
Is it possible for a man and a woman to share a completely platonic relationship?
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention oth
Stay Strong
STAY STRONG NO MATTER WHO SAYS WHAT STAy strong because i believe in you and if someone says change dont because only you can be you..... i know how it feels to loose a lost love but sometimes you have to toughen up...... i know that things seem to make no sense what so ever.... but if you think about it sometimes its not meant to known for that matter..... pain and envy that others have for you only makes you stronger....... trust me i know because im stronger....... i figured that people say alot of shit ..... dont look at that words look at the emotion and the sweat, the tears that they made you go through...... yes i know that people say alot of shit ....... > but watch what they say to so you can become bolder, smarter, more confident, wiser, learn from your mistakes so today make it a new day that you became stronger SAY IT TO YOURSELF THAT IM STRONGER
Contest Starts Tonight Please Help Me!!!
Hey yall the sexy smile contest starts tonight at 10est his is the link for my photo please come help contest starts at 10est
Job Application
Job Application This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a
Why Am I Dry?
Omg He Did It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow This Is A Must See Reality (sir Whiteknight) Pimp Out, I Always Blog My Pimp Outs ;) Thanks Hun.
Come meet some die hard friends that will go the distance to help a friend. all these friends / family rock. ~Blondie~Slave 2 $r Whi+e Knigh+~D S C~ MIZZ SHADY* LEADER*OF SHADY'S S*U*P* **eville** HELLCAT ♥ღT®Ê§Êღ♥ -- P®ºµd mèmbè® ۞ǺñƒèÐè®åTè ߺmß讧 ۞ Lee ¢¾¢¾CHELLE¢¾¢¾ Proud Member of Confederate Bombers hemigod66 ~Princess~ Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family~Shadow Levelers~ PinkDiamond»-(¯`v´¯)-» ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fubar Wife 2 "GoozTX" *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures
Pearls Of Wisdom
Pearls of Wisdom "Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant u
Caught Speeding
Caught Speeding A driver is pulled over by a policeman: Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Man: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Man: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Man: Yes, and I killed the owner. Officer: You what? Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle. Man: Is there a problem sir? Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. M
Here's Me
Ok so here is a little about me...i am the mother of a wonderful two year old son that sometimes drives me crazy...I live in a trailer just me and him...I have recently had contact with his father and we are friends again and he can see Alex, my son, whenever he gets the chance...I am best friends with his fiance...and we talk everyday...I work at Hobby Lobby and I am the Customer Service Manager...I Like my job in a way but dont like it at the same time...I am talking and getting to know this wonderful guy...I hope that one day we will become more than just friends...I am recently on vacation to get away from the drama and stress of my hometown...I am so far enjoying myself...but that is a little about me...
20 Responses To Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how h
Just In Case You Were Wondering Where I've Been..
Hello Fubies!!! Just in case y'all been wonderin where in the hell I have been.... last week,my very best friend in the whole world,Dawn,found out that the baby she is pregnant with by her wee man idiotic boyfriend...tested positive for Down's Syndrome...& she has placenta previa....I have been helping take her back & fourth to Hunnington,W. Va & Ashland,because she has no one else....had a sick youngun in the middle of this him better...then....oh,this just gets peachier.... I am at the gym,on the leg press machine...I have my phone in my pocket,which NEVER rang....the attendant comes upstairs 7 pecks my shoulder & tells me that my best friend has been in a serious car accident & she is unconscious....I got myself together & got in my car & went to her....still could not get in touch with any of her family...thank goodness a mutual friend remembered that I went to the gym every morning when I drop the kids off at school....she totaled a Toyota Tacoma.... she is b
Telesales One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this: (swallowing) - Me: Hello - AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&T? - AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T... - Me: This is AT&T? - AT&T: Yes This is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&T? - AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please? - Me: May I ask who is calling? - AT&T: This is AT&T. - Me: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. - Me: Hello? - AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? - Me: May I ask who is calling please? - AT&T: Yes this is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&
3,860 To Level- On Happy Hour
She has plenty to rate lets show her some love ~*~jess~*~@ fubar
Friends And Support What Is That Exactly ( I Know Maybe 5 Peeps Will Read This)
OK call me a whiner call me a bitch or a baby, i am outty i will b back on tomorrow to save and keep what pics i want and as of tomorrow i am not comming back on here, allllllls i asked for was a lil feed back positive energy and prayers for MY FATHER whom is dieing of cancer.....and how many of u actually reposted read or even opened one of my blogs/bulletins. not to many and i really appreciate the ones that did TY FOR sue me for thinkin peeps on here were supose to b friends and supprt to help ya through tough times i thought we alllll had feelings guess i was bypassed on that....well piss on the world, thas just what i am doing. PEACE OUT and may u guys all live a happy healthy f***ing life
Im In Hottest Sdmf Chick Contest
Just wondering If any freinds/fans , family would support me? Heres my link
Ok So Now What?
Ok so I just got home from my female dr. The news isnt good. I told him of the severe pains Ive been having still. You all know I have severe endometrosios. Ive had it for 11 yrs with 7 laps done in that time. Well today when I went in I explained the pain and that the pain pills are not helping the pain at all. I have two choices. The first is a shot that stops the flow of estrogen in the system. You can only do that for one year. (and i would still be able to have children later) And he said it very expensive. (so much so that they dont carry it in the office) I dont see my insurance approving that. Or I can get a hystromacaty. That isnt something I want because I would someday like to have another child. Or my last option of course is live with the pain and in the end the possible side effects of the endo. Im scared. I dont know what to do. I feel like my life has hit hell rock bottom fucking hell. So thats where I am right now. If insurance doesnt approve this shot I guess i have
Just Started Last Thursday
If I don't respond right away,please know I will asap as I have just started a new job and it will be demanding.Hope you understand :P Rob
Seems Funny To Me
Isnt it funny when we have all of these freinds and fans and family and we show lots of love tothem and rate and fan them and rate their pics and blogs and stash and comment them and try to help them out when we can in contest and repost their bulletins for them but somehow nothing seems to get done for you in return. Makes me want to just start deleting ppl off my list when i see this going on and hear of it from other friends on here. think it is a shame to tell yo the truth
Want Some Attitude!
Tequila Or Spiced Rum
Having A Small Get Together But Dont Know What Type If Any Of Alcohol To Have On Hand.Or Should I Forgo The Liquor And Just Have Alot Of Beer.
Poem With No Title
People say a smile is worth a million ! i say if you smile yourday has just begun. Smile if you have love,or if you have achieved something. I smile because i love my music. I smile 4 a dozen of reasons like if something special happened. Although anything can happen. ---- If you have succeeded in some era from what has happened . In some way you should smile well because something or someone got you 2 smile . - Share the joy and share the smile , so we all can have something 2 smile 4
Cancer's Horoscope For Today Sept. 17, 2007
Cancer: A bonding moment will turn that new acquaintance in your life into a real friend. They will play a significant and meaningful role in your future.
1st White Knight Give Away
congrats to kim she got a blast from me for showing 100% loyal to the group. whos next to get a gift from the founder???
8 Things You'll Never Hear A Man/woman Say
8 things you'll never hear a man/woman say 8 things you'll never hear a man say: 8) Here honey, you use the remote. 7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 5) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. 3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 1) We never talk anymore. 8 things you'll never hear a woman say : 8) What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big! 5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends' 4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 2
~~thank You Friends!~~
Just Checking In.
Hi Everyone, It's nice to finally have some time to come in and look around. I just finished the course work in my PhD program, so now all I have are 3 comps, 3 colloquiums and it's dissertation time. Anyway, I hope to meet some friends here. A good friend recommended this site to me and I'm glad I took her advice and joined. Well if anyone can point me to any chat rooms where real people hang out, I would greatly appreciate it. Cheers to ALL!! Jarris
Update On My Dr Appt
For those of you that care, although I dont think there are I went to the Dr today. I have to have gall bladder surgery, yep they are taken it out, but before they can do it I have to have an EKG and a stress test done. I have to have Cardiac Clearance before they can proceed. Yes Im a little nervous, its cause of a combination of things...first im overweight, my blood pressure goes up and down plus I have chest pains every once in a while. The Dr says he would rather me go see this other Dr and get it cleared thru him first just to be safe. If I pass the test then they will schedule the surgery if not then I guess they will do something. Anyway thats an update for now.
Little Johnny's " I Like The Way You Think"
Little Johnny's " I Like The Way You Think" Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.
Intro To Shattered Heart
Re: Clinton Wants Mandatory Health Care
RE: Clinton Wants Mandatory Health Care ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: oPeN yOuR eYeS Date: 17 Sep 2007, 15:17 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Steve WatsonDate: Sep 17, 2007 5:15 PMEchoes Edwards plan for state-managed socialized health careSteve WatsonInfowars.netMonday, Sept 17, 2007Hillary Clinton has emulated John Edwards in unveiling a $110 billion health care reform plan that would require by law that all Americans have health insurance. Both Edwards and Clinton have said that under their presidency every citizen in the U.S. would have to enroll in a state-managed socialized health care system where regular check ups, including mental screenings, would be mandatory. The vision of an America where every citizen is forced by law to participate in health screenings overseen by the government should set stark warning bells ringing. Full article here -
My Love
When I think of him, a smile plays across my face. Because of him, I keep fighting to win in life's race. He fills my days with love and laughter. I pray that we will be together in the hereafter. I am blessed by his love and honored by his care. I have so much for him in my heart that I want to share. Kristi R. 2007
My Sister
So I hop on "myspace" usually twice a day to see if I have any messages. Most of my bulletin is filled with surveys and crap, so I usually rarely read them. However, there's a bulletin from my sister saying "marriage", followed quickly by her girlfriend posting a bulletin by the same title. I decide to take a browse. It turns out they're getting married in Vermont in May 2008. It surprises me more, just because I didn't know my sisters divorce from Albert was final. I knew eventually they'd get married, but I think it's weird that I heard about it through a bulletin. Not that I can say anything. The only person that knew Marc and I were getting married was his sister. I've never had a good relationship with my sister, and I don't plan to. More than likely, I'll go to their wedding, just to keep the peace in the family. I guess, to me, it doesn't make any sense to still live in New York, yet get married in Vermont. It still won't be recognized in New York. My sister bothe
Send Your Pics!!
All females!!! Send me the sexiest pic or nastiest pic and I'll send it back with my dick cumming all over it!
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother > asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too > embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a > photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had > accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then > remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, so hopes she won't notice. > A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. > > It says: Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. It makes your > nose look too short. > > Love, Grandma
Mr. Fix It
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps a
Friends Wit Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Torchwood U.s. Hd Premiere Tonight At 7pm Et/4pm Pt On Hdnet
Everything Changes - Monday, September 17th at 7PM and 10PM and 1AM ET/4PM and 7PM and 10PM PT; Wednesday, September 19th at 11PM and 3AM ET/8PM and Midnight PT on HDNet Tonight on the premiere of Torchwood, when WPC Gwen Cooper witnesses the resurrection of a murder victim, it begins her journey into a dangerous underworld of savage monsters and alien hunters. Her chance encounter with the enigmatic Captain Jack Harkness and the Torchwood team will change her life forever.
Hmmm...coincidence? 2001....6 Mos. Before 9/11...
Hmmm...coincidence? Body: March 4, 2001....6 mos. before 9/11... The Lone Gunmen series aired on FOX TV. The pilot episode of this X-Files spinoff was about a commercial airliner having its navigation system hijacked and being flown into the World Trade Center via remote control by a covert group within the US government in order to create an alleged terrorist attack on the US. This pilot episode was filmed between March 20 - April 7, 2000, 19 months before 9/11. oPeN yOuR eYeS
Friends With Benefite!
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
2 My Friends
Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you!
What I Want
I want to breathe again and taste your breath inside me; I want to know that the moment has more than just a feeling, has meaning. I want to take your trembling hand and feel the trembling stop. I want your body so close to me that you define my shape. I want to hope for eternity just one more time; or wish that time could stop. I want to feel myself free-falling, flying, finally soaring into love with you. I want you to melt into me and look up and tell me to never stop. © All rights reserved
I have now been given two awards for a picture I created in sl. That friggin rocks! If you would like to see the picture, let me know and I will link you. There is someone I do not want looking at ANY of my pictures, because he is a jealous FREAK and I am sure he will have his own story to tell ppl about my models. The pic that won, is PG purfect. Let me know.. hugs
I'm Going To Make It.
Robert Jordan R.i.p.
Author Robert Jordan passed away yesterday at 2:45pm from complications from cardiac amyloidosis. Jordan, whose real name was James Oliver Rigney, Jr., also wrote under the pen names Reagan O'Neal and Jackson O'Reilly. He was born in Charleston, South Carolina. In addition to being a full-time novelist, Jordan served served two tours of duty with the U.S. Army in Vietnam, earning the Distinguished Flying Cross, the Bronze Star, and two Vietnamese Gallantry Crosses. He also worked for the U.S. Navy as a nuclear engineer. Robert Jordan is best known for the massive fantasy series, The Wheel of Time. He also wrote a number of Conan the Barbarian novels. Many Robert E. Howard enthusiasts consider Jordan's Conan work to be among the better post-Howard stories. He also wrote the Fallon series and a western novel. Robert Jordan is survived by his wife Harriet McDougal, who works as an editor for Tor Books, and his brother, Wilson. Funeral arrangements and details on the Robert Jor
What Are Blackwater Terriost??
My Job
I love my job.... not too many people can say that about the work they do... I am sayin that because I am on the net everyday while at work. As a matter of fact I have a computer at home and I hardly use the damn thing because after using this one all day I no longer have any interest when I get home.. Anyway I just wanted to say that I really like my
Y Do Grls Fall In Love With Guys?
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour late
Hospital Phone Call
HOSPITAL PHONE CALL Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital . "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station . "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . that's wonderful ne
Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
these are friends who are in contest please help them out any love is better then no love she always helps when needed his family is in the bombfest and he cant bomb himself yet so please so all the love you got thanks
New News On My Mom
Well my mom went to the dr today to have her drain tube removed and got some bad news...Her eye has gotten worse..The dr thinks more nerve damage was done when they had to go back in the second time to stop the bleeding..I feel really bad for her and at a loss of what to even say to her,,I know she is pretty bummed hoping to get good news today..I know its all in gods hands so please pray she will regain the nerves to the right side of her face! And anyone having to care for a loved one like I am i commend you and have total respect for you because i know the emotional toll it has taken on me but i will keep doing it for her!
Level Up
My Boyfriend Should
A true boyfriend • Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Only for some, so be sure to know her boundaries first. Otherwise, you're a pervert. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. If nothing is being said,she is waiting for YOU to say something b/c she doesn't want to sound like an idiot. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her. • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her Don't just keep asking whats wrong, make up a diagnostic, if you're wrong in guessing she will correct you. • If she says she's cold, hug her tight and dont let go • Dont constanly kiss her or makeout with her, it makes her think thats all you want, not her. • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up texting is better, she can take it with her all day. • Treat her like a she's all that matters to you. But don't lavish her unnecessarily • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her wh
To All Dsc Members, D And Dc Members And Friend Fans And Family
I'm Here For You
I'm Here For You I'm here for you, To make you smile. When you're feeling down, To walk that last mile. I'm here for you, To ease your pain. And dry your tears, When they fall like rain. I'm here for you, When you need me. To stand beside you, And I always will be. I'm here for you, When you need a friend, To tell your troubles to, And I'm here till the end.
Urgent Action Required!
URGENT ACTION REQUIRED! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 17 Sep 2007, 14:39 D o w n s i z e r - D i s p a t c h --------------------------------------------------------------------------------URGENT ACTION REQUIRED!Subject: The immediate mortal danger of attacking IranThere is increasing evidence that President Bush intends to bomb Iran. This would . . .* Reverse the progress we have made with Iranian public opinion* Further entrench the Iranian Muslim regime* Further radicalize the Muslim population across the Middle East* Recruit countless numbers of new terrorists* Place us in a state of irreversible war with Iran and its people* Threaten oil shipments from the Persian gulfThe combined impact would be to destabilize the entire region, fostering bin Laden's goal of creating radical Islamist regimes throughout the area. Most chilling is the potential impact on Pakistan. If Pakistan's population becomes further radicalized
Im Sorry..............saw This And Had To Share
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Ya Gyotta Love Drunk People!!
YA GYOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE!! A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes", comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husban
Skillet Lasagna
This is a unique way to make lasagna! The whole thing cooks in one skillet, which makes for easy clean up! Ingredients 1 lb. ground beef 1 envelope dry spaghetti sauce mix 1 lb. cream style cottage cheese 3 C. medium noodles (uncooked) 1 tsp. salt 1 16 oz. can tomatoes 1 C. water 1 8 oz. pkg. shredded Mozzarella cheese Directions Lightly brown ground beef in skillet. Sprinkle half the spaghetti sauce mix over meat. Spread cottage cheese in layers over meat and arrange uncooked noodles for next layer. Sprinkle with remaining spaghetti sauce mix and salt. Add tomatoes with liquid and water, being sure all is moistened. Cover with tight fitting lid and continue cooking slowly for 30-35 minutes. Sprinkle cheese over top and cover and let stand for 10-15 minutes before serving. Yield: 8 servings Note: If ground beef has fat after browning, pour it off before beginning recipe.
Depleted Uranium - The Ultimate Dirty Bomb
Depleted Uranium - The Ultimate Dirty Bomb thanks D. HOOKER FOR RON PAUL 08 Depleted Uranium - The Ultimate Dirty Bomb Depleted Uranium Hazard Awareness - US Army Training Video - THIS VIDEO WAS NEVER MADE AVAILABLE TO OUR TROOPS!!!
Congrats Kim
kim is now the sr.vp of white knight levelers. all level up request will go thru her for approval. if there is someone asking to be leveled then send to her private message. way to go kim
I Am Lost Help Me Find My Self
it has been a stressful day
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Dumb Ass Of The Day (this Gave A Really Good Laugh In A Stressful Time)
this chick thinks that a man that has a tongue piercing is gay, then insults him and sends her peeps to harass the guy...what a *****...each to there own in what they do to there body keep u'r ignorance to u'r self..........and then this is what she says to me cause i commented in her blog sayin i think peeps need to grow the fuck up..oh and they in proper order read top to bottom. (HER)¡Ù ...: Don't like it, then don't read it. (ME)->¡Ù ...: i just left my opinion....just cause i don't like don't mean i ain't entiteled to say what i think (HER)¡Ù ...: Only the fact that I don't care what you think or about your opinion. Don't like what I have to say, don't read the shit. (ME)->¡Ù ...: WHATEVER. NOW TO C THE DUMB ASS OF THE DAY. ¡Ù♫Dragon¢¾Lady♫¡Ù@ fubar THANX TO HER IN MY STRESSED MODE I GOT A GOOD FUCKIN LAUGH, hahahahahahahahahaha
Forced By The Govt. To Have Chemo And Surgery ???
Forced BY THE GOVT. To Have Chemo and Surgery ??? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 17 Sep 2007, 14:19 Thanks nierikaDate: Sep 17, 2007 3:14 PM 12, 2007Dear Health Freedom Fighters:There is a developing story from California that involves a mother with a 17 year old child who HAD melanoma. The mother, chose to go against her allopathic (conventional) doctor's orders (to have surgery and chemotherapy) - and instead try advanced natural medicine first - since she understood that supporting the body's ability to heal is more effective than destroying it as chemotherapy does.Not surprisingly this approach worked! This young man is now CANCER FREE!! However, the allopathic doctor is insisting that the child must have chemotheray as well as surgery, which the mother refuses to have her child undergo. Interestingly, do
Re: 9/11 Accountability Laid At Cfr Doorstep
RE: 9/11 Accountability Laid at CFR Doorstep ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 17 Sep 2007, 14:20 9/11 Accountability Laid at CFR Doorstep----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Lullaby AcademyDate: Sep 17, 2007 1:02 PM9/11 Accountability Laid at CFR | September 17, 2007A group of 9/11 Truthers gathered outside the elite Council on Foreign Relations to hold its members and the extra-governmental body as a whole responsible for its role in ushering in the September 11 attacks. Countless arms of the Council have called for a 'catalyzing event' to serve as a pretext for transforming America into a New World Order.Part of seeking accountability in 9/11 Truth means recognizing the truly global powers that steer its dark agenda. and other truth-seekers took aim at the Council during larger efforts surrounding the sixth anniversary of the September 11 attacks.Most of the members o
Grin Fucked
Lights on but no one's home I should've left you alone You can't stand the heat,you're all alone YEEAAAA!!! Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Coulda,woulda,shoulda your bed is made Another man down & gone Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! This time the advantage is mine This time vengeance is mine Come seeking treasure Without a map It's in the journey & you'll never find your way back Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! Drop down! Fool me once-shame on you Fool me twice-shame on me You've been Grinfucked
Worth Reading
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9.. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry
Post Office!
WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES or front! WE THINK THIS A GREAT IDEA. WE'LL START WRITING IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR ENVELOPES, TOO! ! You may have heard in the news that a couple of Post Offices in Texas have been forced to take down small posters that say "IN GOD WE TRUST," The law,they say, is being violated. Anyway, we heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all! < /FONT> write " IN GOD WE ! TRUST ! " on the back of all our mail. After all, that's our National Motto, and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. We think it's a wonderful idea. We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed. ! If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping! "IN GOD WE ! TRUST" on our envelopes sounds good to us. WE'RE HAVING A STAMP MADE TOO! It's been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, we have a very hard time unders
The Internet Can Kill
BEIJING, China (AP) -- A man in southern China appears to have died of exhaustion after a three-day Internet gaming binge, state media said Monday. Man dies after 3-day gaming binge The 30-year-old man fainted at a cyber cafe in the city of Guangzhou Saturday afternoon after he had been playing games online for three days, the Beijing News reported. Sticky Web: Science ponders Internet 'addiction' Paramedics tried to revive him but failed and he was declared dead at the cafe, it said. The paper said that he may have died from exhaustion brought on by too many hours on the Internet. The report did not say what the man, whose name was not given, was playing. The report said that about 100 other Web surfers "left the cafe in fear after witnessing the man's death." China has 140 million Internet users, second only to the U.S.. It is one of the world's biggest markets for online games, with tens of millio
Real Love...dont Get Mad
hannah1973@ fubar
To all my friends I will be leaving for my trip to UK on the 18th return on the 27th.playing in a poker tournament there.Stay safe and God Bless
-to Every Guy-
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
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Re: Dont Be Silenced People!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 17 Sep 2007, 13:58 Dont be Silenced People!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: don AlliDate: Sep 17, 2007 1:53 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ˆTrinityˆDate: Sep 17, 2007 1:44 PMThe Iraq Veterans Memorial is an online memorial to honor the members of the U.S. armed forces who have lost their lives serving in the Iraq War. The Memorial is a collection of video memories from military colleagues, co-workers, family, and friends of those that have fallen. For more information, visit **** PRESS PLAY **** ..****** Press Play ******
Today Was A Good Day :)
Today was a rather good day, I had a rather large amount of laughs with Alex today. He gave me a 15 minute review on the film "Shoot em up" this morning it was rather funny, and as we sat down My friend Jack told me some girl was bitching about me because you see she has nothing else better to do with her life than to bitch about people so I left it at that. I had a flapjack for lunch and then went a played the piano for a bit, Quite relaxing really.. Natalie xo
Rhythm And Blues
Smoky Robinson sings the softest melody - we are dancing slowly and I can feel the Miracles deep inside me as I awaken to a feeling - feeling bittersweet. Sad to know the evening cannot last forever. The warmth that comes to rest in the air between us makes me shiver - so I close the gap. I hold you tightly - "I've got sunshine on a cloudy day..." © All rights reserved
Gonna Get Screwed!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom? "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't s
Listen To Reason
What is love. Do tell me, what is the madness other than maddening. Is it the pathetic result of ones feelings anew, after of been swayed by another's character, personally, affection, everything... Is it nothing more than to be taken in by another's entirety, no bonds other than that regardless of how limitless. Well then I say, that is droll. Too droll. I find no humor where countless other have found ache, I refused the purity of love because it refused me what seems so long ago. Yet when I have my queen, I know we as one will have something above this manipulatable love of which men and women have died for.  My true love is life, I've always known that. Thus I intend to acquire it everlasting, for both me and the one I want at my side the whole duration. I want a queen and a partner, someone I can have back to back as well chest to chest. Because in my quest and life choice to push the limits, when they push back and come for me and those along side me who wanted the same. I want t
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain,"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes,"Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectumAnd insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomachwas bloated, the legsgot wobbly, the eyesgot watery, a
Help Me Out Guys!~
Guys Pms I Swear
i think guys pms more then woman do they are like lets go then no to places what ever just to tell you guys the woman are the one that are incarge you dont do thing right u dont get any thing right right so to you guys have gf and or wifes pull your head out of your ass and listen to your woman and you get alot more action
A Question For Friends (not The Newley Added) But Feel Free To Read
i was just wondering why NOBODY even looked at my bulletin post about my dad if u r supose to b a friend.....whats up with that, i do what i can and help others out but seems i get shit on when i ask for prayers....i got a couple replies on blog before this one u peeps know who u are who read it and or commented so don't take offence *wink*
got back into town on saturday and went out drinking around 9ish or so. closed the bar down and around here that means 4ish or so. bought beer to go went back to the house with some select ppl from the bar and proceeded to play pool and drink some more. don't know what time everyone left but i went and passed out until 3ish that afternoon. woke up feeling like shit. slept off and on all the rest of that day and now it's monday and i still feel like shit been sleeping off and on all day again. and yes next time i come home from work i'll do it again. its fun until the next day, or days in this case.... now it's time to go puke, have a good day...
I Wanna Start Da Fu-g's
Has anyone taken this name yet? Its awesome!!! LMFAO... i'm gonna wait for a while and see if anyone else has taken it but i think i'm gonna do this... anyone on my side??? Woot woot!!!
Seeing Is Believing
Sue God ? How Can You Sue God?
State Senator Ernie Chambers Sues God Chambers says its to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. POSTED: 1:52 pm CDT September 17, 2007 UPDATED: 3:04 pm CDT September 17, 2007 OMAHA, Neb -- State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God. He says it to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. Chambers says senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He says his main objection is the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all. Chambers said, "Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody - even God." Chambers said he decided to file this lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case, where the woman wants to use the words "rape and victim" during her testimony. Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cea
F**k A Voo Doo
yeah there's a an ass called "bad voo doo" talkin shit bout me...told u once i luv the fACT THAT LONELY STUID ASS PEOPLE TAKE THE TIME OUT THERE SORRY ASS LIFE 2 THINK OF ME..LOL!!! I fuckin rock & yeah say what u want, yeah u got me blocked like a lil scared bitch that can't take the heat so so yeah...stay out the kitchen punk ass... Later's all.... ninafuckinrocks
Little Johnny Strikes Again !
Little Johnny Strikes Again ! A teacher asked her class if anyone could use the word fascinate in a sentence. 3 students, Richie, Mary, and Johnny all raised their hands. Now, little Johnny had burned the teacher so many times before, so she called on Richie, who said: "My family went to a museum, and it was fascinating" "No, no" said the teacher, the word is fascinate, not fascinating. She avoided Johnny again, who was wildly waving his hand, and called next on Mary. Mary said: "I read a book last week, and I was very fascinated" "No, no" again said the teacher, who looked desperately around the room for any other volunteer. But none raised their hand. Out of desperation, the teacher closed her eyes, and said "Yes, Johnny" Johnny smiled broadly, and announced to the class: "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight!" The teacher sat down and cried.
Message Board A friend of mine sent me this link, I haven't gotten to see it, but am going to after posting this...If you're interested pls come and give your input...
Sometimes, we put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life that we fail to love the smallest things... We search so much for the right choices, for the right paths to walk through, for the right time and for the right reasons... But life isn't about searching for the things that can be found... It is about letting the unexpected happen and finding things you never searched for...
Being Happy...
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect... it means you've decided to see your life beyond the imperfections. Don't say your happy 'coz everything is alright... but be happy 'coz everything 'SUCKS' but your just fine...
911 Truth Protest Portland 9/11/07 Part 3
911 truth protest portland 9/11/07 part 3alex
Today's Horoscope
You're full of great energy and can tell that now is the right time to make that big change you've been dreaming of. You've got the right idea and you can easily adapt to circumstances as they develop. Note: Since I thought I already had my quota of changes for the decade, I am not sure what this means LOL
Spiderman Halloween Costume
Spiderman Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be Spiderman this Halloween then read up on how to make your own Spiderman Halloween Costume! It won't be easy finding the perfect tights to fit you, but once you do you'll be so happy that you'll be climbing the walls! I suggest you get yourself multiple pairs of nylons or stockings and then dye each one a different color depending on how you plan to use them. For instance, you can use one of the pairs as the upper body: so dye the middle part red. Once it has been dyed red you can paint some of the spider webs onto the chest area. This can easily be done using fabric paints. Use blue dye on the stockings you will wear on your legs. For the spidey boots, get an old pair of shoes and spray paint them red. For your masque, you can also use a small piece of red-dyed nylon and make some holes for the eyes. Remember that nylon st
True Strength...
Sometimes you have just to forget the rules, follow your heart and see where it takes you...Never apologize for saying what you feel because thats like saying for being real... Never regret anything you said or did because at some point thats what you wanted... True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expecting you to fall apart...
To Every Guy
Nice Guys STILL finish last Body: To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. *To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.* To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy tha
About Me
Hello everybody. I am new to fubar, a friend introduced me to it recently and it is a bit confusing, but i am trying. I have been married for 6 1/2 years. I anjoy making new fiends and talking to people. Everyone is put in your life for a reason. You might as well put yourself out there because you never know when you can have a positive impact on someone's life, or if they can do the same for you. Life is too short to sit around and not learn from everybody possible. Please contact me if you wish. I use yahoo messanger also. hivoltsdj I ehjoy drag racing, poker, Orioles baseball, Penn State football, and traveling. I spend a lot of time in atlantic city. I better run along, I hope you all are having a wonderful day. Thanks for taking a minute to learn a little about me.
Tip Toe
Never Regret...
Never regret the choices you made, always be satisfied with what you have now. Life isn't perfect, it's a blend of joy and sorrow, it's just a matter of how you deal with it...
Just Come And Listen
go here to listen to the best lounge ***MASS*** THe lounge is back online now click here
Shy Girl
Shy Girl by James Have you seen her? You probably know, or perhaps can remember, a girl like her. She's the cute girl who sits in the back of the classroom and never says anything to anyone. She quietly takes her notes and leaves when class is over. Sometimes those kind of girls have secrets. Wonderful, naughty secrets. She's quite the riddle. She's pretty, but not stunningly beautiful. The sort of young woman that men notice, but don't trip over themselves to talk to. She puts on glasses during class to take notes, which only adds to her charm and mystique. She dresses casually and comfortably. This girl doesn't feel a need to wear heavy make-up or high just to go to class, unlike many of her peers. What's her name? Does she have a boyfriend? A fuck-buddy? Does she live with her parents, or in the dorms? God, what's her name? A glimpse at the top of her test page reveals her name is Lisa. The best way to meet a shy girl like Lisa is to be brave, bold and somewhat direct.
Revision #1
#4 inked skin #8) looking in your toilet (ICP HA) #15) I wonder if 2 letters were takin a bath... #7) shop, keg fridge #36) where we will lay for all eternity (yes this is a grave) #30) same as #3, but somebody elses here are 6 of the nine I fuced up
Here I sit, in the shadows of the evening sun. The light is glowing overhead, but still that isn't enough, so I touch the lamp behind the speaker, and slowly with three taps, it too has a bright shine emerging. My speaker is on, but there is no music playing, which for me, is a first. My life could probably be defined using song titles from 80's hair bands. I've been having a rough time lately, and today I read a blog that really touched my soul, it made me want to write this. So while I am no writer, here goes nothing.. The leaves have begun to fall again. I guess I don't see the beauty in it, the beauty that is death. Sure, by next year those trees will all have new leaves, happy green leaves, that make summer feel even more vibrant, but then they too will die. People stand and stare in awe, walking through the leaves letting them crunch and shuffle beneath their fancy new shoes... Poor leaves. For only one season do those leaves get to have a life. For three wonderful
If Life’s Not Meant To Be Perfect, Then We’re Essentially Meant To Make Mistakes
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "H
To My Friends.....
TO MY FRIENDS WHO ARE SINGLE: Love is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it eludes you... But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it... TO MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT SINGLE: Love isn't about becoming somebody else's perfect person, its about finding someone who helps you become the better person you can be... TO MY FRIENDS WHO ARE PLAYBOY(s)/PLAYGIRL(s): Never say " i love you " if you don't care, never talk about feelings it they aren't really there... Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart... Never say you will if you don't plan to start... Never look in the eye when all you do is lie... TO MY FRIENDS WHO ARE AFRAID TO CONFESS: Love hurts when you break up with someone... It hurts even when someone breaks up with you... But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how to feel... TO MY FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL HOLDING ON: A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fal
There are times when life's tragedy gets the best of us and we tell ourselves: " am never gonna be good enough... i have no reason to live and to be here... maybe everything would be better if I'm gone... " then we curse ourselves, our very existence b'coz of it... Life is indeed tragic, we feel lonely, get cheated... rejected... hurt... we experience intense pain that can never be cured by any analgesic... its how life's systems works... its how it was meant to be... but didn't it ever occur to us that tragedy is the most wonderful thing that could happen to us? ... or that pain is the most beautiful feeling? ...'coz through it we grow, we matter, and most of all we learn to wait, forgive, love and to let go and move on...
Hey Yall!~
Go show this guy some love. Zooks|FuH of SuNfLoWeR|F.n.L. gReEtEr|RaCh, TiNa, KiTtEn, & BuTtHeAd'S bIg BrO|@ fubar
The Worst Pain In The World!
Is DEATH! So with all that our family has been going threw...I sit and wonder why and why is my faith being tested or why is all this happening to our family??? Well you guys all know my family has been going threw alot...I cant begin to understand why this is happening to us or if its just our ages and when we start losing our closest family members...This year alone I have lost 6 people alone and just today I get a call my aunt wont make is past today. She is like my mother...I am sitting here numb wonderin why all this is happenin...Just last Wed. 9/12/07 on my dads bday we were celebrating that he was still with us for his bday which for alittle we didnt think he would make it to his bday. That same day we found out one of our cousin passed away suddenly from internal bleeding...Now this morning we get more bad new that my aunt wont make it past tomorrow but most likely today. I am an emotional wreck. I should be there for my cousins as they were for me when my mom passed
Playing With The Queen Of Spades
"And when Athaliah the mother of Ahaziah saw that her son was dead, she arose and destroyed all the seed royal." Boy, 2 Kings 11 starts out with a bang -- our venue's changed to the kingdom of Judah, particularly its capital Jerusalem. After Ahaziah was buried according to 2 Kings 9:28 "in the sepulchre with his fathers [ancestors]", which his mother would have definitely seen so this is occurring in conjunction with the beginning of Jehu's reign in Israel. One thing about Athaliah, the daughter of King Ahab of Israel and widow of King Jehoram of Judah; she certainly wasted no time declaring herself queen of Judah -- the only female in either Israel or Judah to reign in her own right -- and made sure there wasn't any possibility of an uprising against her. The "seed royal" would be anyone in the line of succession; but one person did get saved from her massacre. The problem Judah's leadership seems to have had with Athaliah wasn't her gender but her religious views which inevita
Have You??
have you experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but you just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you and your caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird isn't it? But thats the beauty of being human... it's knowing that there is a purpose for each existence and whatever that maybe...its also the reason why we still wake up breathin' each morning... to discover the missing piece of the puzzle that will make our lives complete...
No Time Limit Contest
These Contest Have No End Date.No Race To The Finish Line.All Comments You Give Them Will Make It Closer For Them To Win.Show WSC Love!!! sweetbaby655 needs 50,000 comments ~♥~Nyne~♥~ Needs 50,000 Comments SweetBabyGirl™ Needs 50,000 Comments ArchAngel Needs 50,000 Comments Savannah Needs 50,000 Comments
They Were Wrong!
I am only 8 weeks.. The first calculation they did WAS WRONG!! by 2 weeks. Oh well. I can basically pick what day I want the child born on lmao.. So, sometime near the end of July is the conception date being their dating is never 100% correct anyways.. IDK.. Im excited yet scared at the same time. I just dont know what I am going to do. Words of encouragement would do me some good.
Fact Or Fiction?
9-11.. was it just some hox so that the US goverment could get more of our money? Now I am not saying that this was not a horable thing.. to many lives where taken and for that I am truly sorry. But who is really to blam for those deaths? How many people have actly steped back and looked at the facts? Up entell a few days ago I can say I did not. There are to many questions still that are unanswered. If the goverment did nothing wrong then why do they hide so much from us? Why dont they willingly let us have all the facts so we can make our own desions? But the biggest questin on my mind right now is...if this is a goverment set up... are we really sending our people to Irac for nothing? If this is a set up could the goverment have pevented so many deaths in Irac? The US goverment is sapost to be "For the people By the people" but how many of us actly feel like that is what our goverment..the people we voted for.. how many of them do you really think is doing all this for us? And then
So it is Big update time. Wow it has been two weeks since my last update... I had my CAT Scan done Friday. The Dr.'s Office called to let me know the results. In comparison to my scans back in May, they found that the lesions that were in my Liver are now Gone. From Numerous Q&A sessions with my Doc, Just so that I understood, we wanted the lesions to still be there to confirm that it was something other than cancer. If they were found to be gone, then it would confirm Cancer putting me at a verified Stage 4 Colon Cancer. Now the Bright Side, It's GONE!!! The Chemo is working no other tumors or suspicious area were found in the SCANS!!! So even at stage 4, I am getting better and better!! YEAH!!! Thank You GOD!!!! My Doctor is requesting a copy of all my scans to send to a specialist at Baptist Hospital for a second opinion and to have absolutely no doubt it is what they saw, and that will be another week, so I will update then. On other notes...The kids are doing gr
My State Of Mind.......(at Least For The Time Being)
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For September 17,2007 You're taking care of so much weird emotional business right now that you might be torn between one important person and another. Take a deep breath and try to figure out your priorities quickly!
1st Blog
Hi, my names Steve and I am from Leesburg, IN. I'm 21 yrs. old. I work in a projection screen factory. I'm 6'1-6'2 brown hair, hazel eyes, 192lbs. I like to watch comedys, I listen to rock, some rap, and some country. If you'd like to comment feel free.
The Lover
The Lover asked: How would you like me to touch you? The Lover answered: I would like you to touch me as if you were going away tomorrow, far far away, and you wanted to remember the feel of my body, the texture of my skin, the hills and valleys that make up the landscape of who I am. I would like you to touch me as if you were blind, knowing that you love me, but unable to see me. Touch my face, my breasts, my belly, my toes... learn what I "look" like, imagine me in your mind as your hands explore my shape. I would like you to touch me as if your hands were healing hands, radiating love energy with every stroke. Feel the energy penetrating through skin, through flesh, entering into the cells of my body. I would like you to touch me as if you gained your nourishment through your hands. Feed on me, drink deeply, and draw from your touch the love that I hold for you. I would like you to touch me as if you were feeding me through your hands, as if by your touch I am
Wishing Upon A Star...
This is noway direct at or towards anyone who my read this... Just sitting here wishing upon a star... wishing that prince charming existed wishing that the knight in shining arm existed wishing that a dam good man existed wishing that mister right existed None of those exist in reality As one friend said they all die cuz he killed them. I am starting to think that they all have die. I can't help but to think that I wont find a guy that is tough and strong enough to put up with or even like my strong personality. I can't help that I WONT put up with shit from anyone and i know for the most part what i want out of life. I do consider myself a strong, independent woman. I don't need a man in my life to feel complete but it is NICE to have someone who want to walk hand in hand beside you down the road of life. I just can help that i am human and feel the need for companionship. I still have glimmer of hope that i will find someone who is strong and tough enough to put up with
Alejandro Fernandez -luchare Por Tu Amor
Me lately... Sometimes by Depeche Mode Sometimes Only sometimes I question everything And I'm the first to admit If you catch me in a mood like this I can be tiring Even embarrassing But you must Feel the same When you look around You can't tell me honestly You're happy with what you see Oh sometimes Only sometimes You must be You must be As embarrassing as me Sometimes
An Old Check And Fond Memories
We were cleaning out the garage most of the day yesterday. Well.....I supervised! I said what to throw away and what not to. Although, Peter never throws anything away! I say get rid of it all. We were going through this box that had stuff in it from a cedar chest we used to have. When we got rid of it, I shoved everything in a box. I found a card in there that had a check in it for $60.00 from my friend. I never cashed that check! It is dated 7/23/91! Do you think it is still good? haha! I know I didn't cash it for a reason. Just can't quite remember what that reason was any more. Memory! Not so good. I think she was paying for half of her dinner from when we went out or something and I told her not to pay me, that it was my treat and she sent me the check anyway. I am going to send her a card with the check inside to be funny. Odd finding things like that laying around. I guess sometimes it is good to keep some things because by me keeping that check, it re
Just Answer The Question Yes Or No?
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$200 Dollar A Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan
$200 Dollar a Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 17 Sep 2007, 12:46 $200 Dollar a Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan To Destroy Middle Class The global elite are conspiring to send oil prices crashing through the $200 dollar a barrel mark as part of an organized agenda to hike profits, bring about a global economic crash and torpedo the middle class, and they're not afraid to attack Iran as a means of achieving their goal.
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I want to make my profile look cool, Cool background,etc. How do you do that? How can I give my profile a nice update, some personality, things like that? I should check the support lounge probably , but right now I don't have the time. Rant more later.
Go The Distance
I have often dreamed Of a far off place Where a hero's welcome Would be waiting for me Where the crowds will cheer When they see my face And a voice keeps saying This is where I'm meant to be I'll be there someday I can go the distance I will find my way If I can be strong I know every mile Will be worth my while When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong Down an unknown road To embrace my fate Though the road may wander It will lead me to you And a thousand years Would be worth the wait It may take a lifetime But somehow I'll see it through And I won't look back I can go the distance And I'll stay on track No I won't accept defeat It's an uphill slope But I won't lose hope Till I go the distance And my journey is complete But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part For a hero's strength is measured by his heart Like a shooting star I can go the distance I will search the world I will face its harms I don't care how far I
"learning Patience With God"
"Learning Patience With God" My mother was dying of leukemia. My two older sisters, father, and I had shared the last three weeks in the hospital room with her. In two years, she had gone from a strong matriarch to a helpless invalid. For the last three days, she had been in a semi-conscious state of moaning and lifelessness. She could no longer speak through her dry, swollen lips. Her eyes had the blank void of a moonless midnight. On the night of the third day, I knew what I must do. I must cease being the selfish, clinging son. I sped purposefully to the chapel. There I gave God permission to take my mother. I could no longer stand to see her suffer, so I prayed for the permanent healing that only death can bring. I returned to the room with a peaceful heart for I knew by the next morning my mother would also be at peace. I had the best night's sleep in weeks. The next morning, as the sun broke through the window, I awoke. My first thoughts were, "
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Have To Re-do Them Later
fubar still fu-ed up. have to add later. wont take the codes. ass hat bouncer comes up and wont enter codes..
I Like....
Those funny cat pictures, so if you happen to find a good site, could you please private message me the link? myself and ruby have daily cat picture wars and i'm running low on ammo. :D Thanks loves!
What If I Still Want To Keep In Touch With My Ex?
Some people are able to remain on friendly terms with past partners, although typically there has to be a period of non-involvement for this to occur. More often, if the relationship is over, then accept the fact it really is over. Calling your ex in attempt to try to patch things up will likely only serve to increase your misery in the long run. Before clicking the button to send that innocent How have things been going? e-mail, think twice. What are you gaining by hanging on? What you are losing is the chance to move on with your life and find happiness in other ways. Unless you have legitimate joint business, like shared parenting, you may find it less painful in the long run to resist the urge to maintain that connection. Instead, break it off.
Tat Party
whats goin on im trying to throw a tatto party together tongit but im sayin u want a tat or know any one who does there cheap prices good work get back let me kno whats good iight be safe
Attn! To All My Friends Who's Status Is It..very Nice!
Are you seeking the right relationship and feel that God has not answered your prayers in finding a mate? God will bring the perfect person into your life at in His perfect timing. He already has that person picked out for you and it is your responsibility to have faith that you will see that dream manifest into your life. Of course, God grants you free will. You can become impatient and force a relationship, but it wont be the one that God has anointed for you. He will allow you to experience the wrong relationship if you are in such a big hurry to make something happen in your timing. You ask, why isn't it happening right now? You may very well be ready for that special person to come into your life, but God may have a work to do in the other person. He is working behind the scenes and lining up all the events for you to meet each other. Trust that He already knows the end from the beginning. He has your best interest at heart and wants you to experience
7727 To Level
An expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz" and he pulled out a one- gallon, mason jar and set it on the table in front of him. He also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?" Everyone in the class yelled, "Yes." The time management expert replied, "Really?" He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. He dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks. He then asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?" By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he
" Salt And Tequila "
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.
Until It Gets Better
my internet isnt working im at a friends now even though i moved im still having issues with my wireless connection. soo im still gonna be on for a bit longer except when i can get to a friends house or a library whats gone on with me i moved into an a apartment with friends i lost my job and now am applying for food stamps i had an interview and hopefully will get the job unpacking sucks and takes a lot of energy and also life sucks im out of money i could cry a river leave me some love to come back to when i get on again either next week or in a few days love you all
You know what is frustrating for me, MEN!! Seems like they all have the same thing on their mind. Dont get me wrong I love sex just as much as the next person but god damn it, instead of saying you wanna have SEX, how about asking me what my name is or maybe what I like to do in my spare time. Shit!!! I do find this frustrating, it happens more than it should!!! Thats all I have to say for now!
So I managed to run out of rates again. This is getting really annoying. It's not even halfway through the day and I can't rate any more photos or blogs. Who wants to help me level?
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Success Series Part Two: Openings That Demand Attention
So, with this series we're looking at what makes a book work, both in the book itself and in the promoting of the book. Last Monday I posted covers that rocked, and why I liked them. Today I'm looking at killer intros. Join in, tell me what you think. The ones below worked for me, do they work for you? Why or why not? What's your favorite opening? Does an opening have to be “hook-y”, or can you live with a slower build? - "Fate was a bitch with a sick penchant for cold cocking men at the zenith of their careers. Brandon Carlyle didn’t think too highly of Fate. Or of Destiny either, for that matter. Neither was he inclined to believe the old adage when God slammed one door, He opened another. When God slam-dunked Brandon’s life and career in the toilet, He had not opened another door. He’d simply flushed. And kept flushing every chance He got." ~Katherine Sutcliffe (what book, someone please tell me what book! I found the quote in a writing article but now I really want th
For Good...
It well may be that we will never meet again In this lifetime So let me say before we part So much of me Is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me Like a hand print on my heart And now whatever way our stories end I know you have re-written mine By being my friend... Like a ship blown from its mooring By a wind off the sea, Like a seed dropped by a sky bird In a distant wood... Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you: And just to clear the air, I ask forgiveness For the things I've done you blame me for. But then, I guess we know, there's blame to share, and none of it seems to matter anymore. That people come into our lives for a reason, Bringing something we must learn, And we are led to those who help us most to grow If we let them and we help them in return... Well, I don't know if I believe that's true, but I know I'm who I am today, because I knew you... I have been changed for good...
Pics 2!
I have added more pics in my sexy pics album go check them out and tell me what you think.
The Fkn News : 9/11 Edition
i have just started to use this site n i am looking for friends n i would appriciate anyone that is willing to talk to me i am 20 n i just moved back into my moms. i have blonde hair blue eyes i weigh 175 i am 5'7" n i have dd boobs. i am single n lookin for friends.
My B'day Bash...
Well, what can I say, where did 30 go? WHO FUCKIN' CARES!!! My 31st was better...... I got F***ed up! I drank 2 much, 2 fast! I slammed 2 Long Island Iced Teas, & my "Bartender's Surprise" b'day shot & I don't remember 2 much after that. But I did dance with some blonde chick, then we made out & stuff, & I had the whole bar cheering 4 me cuz I was gettin-r-done! The worst part about it is that I don't remember that stuff....the good stuff! Dammmmit!!!! & she even made out with 1 of my other friends & then ucked on another friend's boob while standing up in front of everyone, but I got the most action, of course. heee hee. well I hope someone got some GOOD pix & video of it so it can refresh my memory. hee hee. Needless 2 say that the bartenders & the owner love it when were there cuz we just just know how 2 PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!! (Or should I say "HIT IT LIKE A PORNSTAR")
Lets face it.........there are only two individuals presenting this world, one the "GIVER", other the "TAKER" what is ironic is that one coudn't easily tell the difference. For there are those personalities claiming themselves GIVERS where in fact their souls burns a dwelling act of TAKERS ..........once is but enough............ ..........enough is but once............
Fubar Crashes My Site
Just A Thought
"Don't be so busy doing good that you neglect to do what is right." Work hard, but keep first things first.....
My Sexy You Like It?
It happens always when I think about you... Yes, It happens always when I think about you even though we've never met, never touched in real life. Physically, no, but we are always together, psychologically, mentally. A quirky, Admittedly, you drive me mad at times. We spend time talking, exchanging stories and comments. Our conversations, sometimes skirting the issue of attraction, of sex between us, sometimes, not skirting at all. Flirty, yes.. teasing...sometimes.. but we rarely talk about it directly. So now, after one of our talks, suddenly, again I began to wonder about you. Think about what you do sometimes after we talk...what you might....imagine.....what I imagine you to be thinking...fantasizing about....... What do you think of me? Do you have the same thoughts I do? Do you want to touch me...taste me. As I do you? Even as you sit there now reading you imagine me next to you? I think you do. I think you will probably find your previously soft,
How To End Your Fear Of Love
Love is a very complicated thing. One word cannot truly describe it with one word. So it is only natural that a fear of love can develop in you. Maybe you're afraid of being loved, or your afraid of falling in love. Whatever the case, and whatever your past experiences that may have caused this fear, you can turn your fear into love. STEPS: 1. Figure out what you're actually afraid of. There is a good chance that you are not afraid of love itself, rather, something more specific. For example, you may think you're afraid of being loved, when in reality, you fear getting to know a person who is interested in you. Or, you may think you are afraid of falling in love, when you are actually afraid of losing control in your life. 2. Identify a cause for your fear. Once you know what you are afraid of, figure out if there is something that caused you to fear it. In most cases, a fear can be caused by past experience. Maybe you got to know someone a couple of years
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Help Me Plz
i need 11,845 to level up if you want to help me i will return the luv and do the same as you are rating mne i will rate yours than you
Guardian Angel?
Look at the first picture above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are standing on the road).His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, Across the drainage outlet and landed on the left side of it.Now look at the 2nd picture below ««««If there was not a God above, he would have been down below.....
Today is a blah day for me, I lost my dog yesterday. I don't have internet at my house right now. I check this when I can here and there. I won't have my internet back until Oct. 3 because it takes forever for them to come and hook a person up. I'm here watching my friend's kid for a bit and her computers suck. It took forever to get on here. The only good one she has is a mac and I don't like mac. Beggars can't be choosers anyway Thanks for all the love while I've been gone. Some good I finally went back to school to finish the pharmacy program I was in. So I'm happy about that among some other things going on in my life. Well I'm out so take care if you have my number don't be a stranger and hit me up :D and Tony if you're reading this please stop texting me forwards LMAO you're my retard always not just for the day :P luv ya peeps bye
Monday, September 17, 2007
As usual,NEWS FLASH is here to make the day go by faster for all you working world people out there. Hope you aren't having a case of the mondays. -NEWS FLASH 1:39 PM: Now I've seen it all... VIRTUAL SEA MONKIES:
Souless Individuals..
this is very disturbing..what kind of monster does this? Sacramento Investigators Say 7-Month-Old Was Killed 'Execution-Style' Just after killing a 21-year-old father during a suspected home-invasion robbery on Friday, two suspects fired a bullet into the head of the man's 7-month-old son, who was seated in a car seat, according to police. Investigators initially reported that the father, Sean Paul Aquitania, was killed after an attempted robbery, and his infant son, Sean Paul Aquitania Jr, was accidentally caught in the crossfire. But police said a more thorough investigation this weekend determined that the son was killed execution-style in the car seat of his dad's Chevrolet Malibu. Authorities are still searching for the gunmen in that case.
As Requested, Caddy
since i know cadillac likes these posts, i wasn't going to put this one down since the guy blocked me first... (which i thought was cute saves me the trouble) bottom up as always offender: sweetoneforyou sweetonefo...: whatever fatty try staying faithful to your husband im sure hes proud to see u on here ->KinkStar S...: look asshole, either read the fucking thing or go the fuck away sweetonefo...: look slut fuc u i work for aliving ->KinkStar S...: you obviously didn't think to read the blogs/watch the video or read down far enough to the part where it says don't ask me dumb shit like that. sweetonefo...: I did thats wher eit said porno star and you have a bf and husband but no gf ->KinkStar S...: learn to read profiles, don't bother talking to me until you have. sweetonefo...: u do pornoo sweetonefo...: wow all dolled up in red ->KinkStar S...: hi sweetonefo...: hi it's great how i'm "all dolled up" and then when i won't give him answers he likes i'm "unfaithful
10 Things About Me...
10. I can be the sweetest person you ever meet but I can be the most 'bitch' you ever know too, it all depend on YOU 9. I HATE getting wake up for something stupid as I'm not easy to fall asleep, wake me up on ur own risk! 8. I'm loyal to my friends until they backstab me and they'll be sorry for that. 7. I can talk about almost anything I have different interest and like. One thing that I dont talk about is about NSFW/ porn n their friend anyone insist talking about that here to me after I said dont care not interest will be BLOCK. 6. My English is horrible and only getting worse when I'm tired and in bad mood (I just wont understand what people said, reading wrong words happen a lot mayb read to fast etc) lol. My friend that from Polish experience same thing so I guess cause we just not good in 2nd language. 5. I love listening to the music(except country and too sloooooooowww song) , my Ipod practicaly join to the hip with me! I listen to the music anytime anywhere. Other pass
To My Friends Here On Fubar
Hi and Hello, I write this with a heavy heart. I am taking a few days away from this site. I have seen things.. and watched how most men on this site are and it makes me physically ill. The pedophiles.. the very young girls. The people I have talked to, the comments I have seen on girls.. NOT women's pages and pictures turn my stomach. It isn't just about all that. I have other reasons to leave here for a few days. I guess what I am saying is.. I am on a site with well over a BILLION people and all those on my friends/family/fans's lists.. only like three IF I am lucky talk to me.. so I figure I don't need to be here.. since they have me on Yahoo or I will messege them when I get back. Being ignored for almost a year has taken it's toll on me. What I am saying is.. "My heart is starving" and feeling alone all the time isn't feeding it. After today, I am take a self imposed Fubar Vacation. Just to get my head right again.... Please leave me messeges and I will return them a
The Interwebz
makes me laugh how many dudes can be like,you're so awesome blah blah blah why are you still single? you're gorgeous. but no one in this area can ever think that about me. yay for the interwebz they give me a false security. and don't get me wrong guys i love the compliments.
The Devil
Heated Ron Paul Debate
Heated Ron Paul Debate This guy "Ben" is about as ignorant as they come.
Fast Food Serenade
Yesterday, I took my nieces and nephew to their track and football games. I was the head cheerleader for them. It was early in the morning so we decided to get some breakfast before hitting the field. My nieces, being the high class eaters that they are, wanted to eat somewhere classy like IHOP. The place was jammed and we never would have made it out of there on time. And we were starved. My nephew was ok but the girls and I were dying for food. It's the XX gene that sets us off when we're hungry. Don't ever annoy us during feeding time or you just might lose a limb. We hit the road again in search of some morning sustenance when I saw that mecca of artery clogging. I haven't eaten at Burger King in a good long while so I thought, "Why not?" As we entered the place and looked at the menu, things seemed to be going pretty normal for the fast food world. There were workers busy doing nothing and others laughing and telling jokes to each other. I placed my order and the
7 Years To Go Huh?
Ok so I went to to see when the hell I was gonna die. Apparently it will be October 29, 2014 So, that gives me roughly 7 years to fuck up the world correct? Hehehe, I must get a jump on it if I'm gonna make a lasting impression . . . serial killers and mass genocide do not happen over night ya know (c'mon it sounds good). Hehehe, gotta love sarcasm mixed with internet stupidity
Anntheman Coulters Testosterone-oozing Financialw
AnnTheMan Coulters testosterone-oozing financial advice Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Body: They're so smug sitting there in their comfy chairs, dictating who should get bombed. Why don't we bomb your crappy news station? How does that sound? Right after I karate chop you in the adam's apple betch! From: I Dare You To Move Date: Sep 17, 2007 10:29 AM When the truth comes out and everyone is held to account for their actions this woman better fucking hide along with all the other scumbag journolists out there. From: truth09 Date: 17 Sep 2007, 10:20 From: juan Date: 17/09/2007 From: ß®ØØkL¥N§T@®® {..®ØN ƥ@ƱȽ ƻØØȢ..} From: Leo/FightNWO-JUST SAY NO TO FASCISM IN AMERICA!! Date: Sep 17, 2007 12:59 PM News Hounds We watch FOX so you don't have to. "Business Expert" (?) Ann Coulter: It's Good for Wall Street to Bomb Iran Marie T
Sign And Put Your Photo In My Guest Book
Hey guys I have this guest book on my page for everyone to show me there sexy-ness. So I expect all my friends and Fans to stop in and leave me there sexy photo and a comment to make me smile. I promise to do the same in return. Thanks sweetness. or here is a link and please upload a sexy photo! I will return the favor over and over again. Lil Crazy aka Mandy
To My Fav Guy In The World... Bitches Dont Know About Sparta
I can always start over again, Remind myself that it wasn't meant to be, Try to grow from this experience without being bitter, Or allow silly insecurities to cloud my judgement, That robs me of the pleasure of having you in my life, And the dignity to let go and wish you well, I'll try to go foward without looking back, Or questioning why we could not make it, No one comes out the winner in the blame game, But I must admit it gives me pause to consider, Will I make it out this door, fighting off temptation, Of saying something stupid or a remark I'll regret, So I'll go before your eyes cast upon mine, I'll walk away a lady and alittle more dignified.
6 Questions
List them and I will answer. ok, here's the deal, you get to ask me six question, as naughty and daring as you can think up. Send to me, and I'll answer them trutfully. Repost this, and you'll be surprised about what people want to know about you... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
More Thoughts
far better is it 2 hav a strout health always and 2 suffer 1's share of evil!than 2 be ever fearing of what may happen!!!
If I Did It..well I Did Do Guns Inovolved Tho Audiotape released of sports memorabilia dispute involving O.J. Simpson in Las Vegas By RYAN NAKASHIMA, Associated Press Writer September 17, 2007 LAS VEGAS (AP) -- An apparent audiotape of O.J. Simpson's standoff with men he accused of stealing his memorabilia begins with the ex-NFL star demanding, "Don't let nobody out of here." Simpson's said. Simpson was arrested Sunday and booked on charges connected with what police described as a robbery at a Las Vegas hotel. In the audiotape released Monday by the celebrity news Web site, a man believed to be Simpson is heard shouting questions while other men yell orders to the people in the room. The recording was made by Thomas Riccio, co-owner of the auction house Universal Rarities, according to TMZ. Simpson has said Riccio called him several weeks ago to tell him collectors were selling some of his items. Riccio did not immediat
On Constitution Day, My ‘founding Fathers Award’
On Constitution Day, My ‘Founding Fathers Award’ ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 17 Sep 2007, 11:30 The Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights -------- Original Message -------- Subject: On Constitution Day, My 'Founding Fathers Award' goes to Sen. Robert Byrd Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:07:08 -0700 From: Mary To: Mary On Constitution Day, My ‘Founding Fathers Award’ goes to Sen. Robert Byrd By Mary MacElveen September 17, 2007 I have not given out my “Founding Fathers Award” in quite sometime, but today, I choose to hand it out to Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia on this special day. The celebration of Constitution Day was adopted back in 2004 and as reported by the AP, was the “brainchild of Senator Robert Byrd” In that adoption, Constitution Day was to be celeb
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The Sweetest Thing.....(soulful Freedom)
I have decided to be done with the bad, and start with the good so I would like to share some good secrets about level THAT bad one.... I love Hello Kitty. She makes me happy and if I weren't a blood donor, I would tattoo her somewhere on my body. I am a HUGE animals advocate. I feel that since animals don't have a voice, I should speak for them. My favorite flower: Anything but roses. Never roses. They aren't original enough. If I were to recieve an Orchid or a Daisy from a man that I was seeing...I would just melt. I don't believe in sex on the first date...or the second...or the third. I want you to know the way my heart feels before you feel my body. I believe in love....yet don't act like it. I am afraid to love because I feel that I can be so powerful inside of it....that it would make me burst. I don't know where he is but I can't wait to meet him, and show him things that no one in the world has seen before. If I like someone, I neutralize m
Losing Battle
So for the last few days I've been at my parents house with all my aunts from out of town. We have all come together to await the news of my uncle's condition at the hospital. Apparently he has cancer through out his entire body, and the surgery he is going to get will more then likely kill him. I don't know what I am feeling, a hodgepodge of emotions, He gave me a place to live when I needed it and my first job, he has always been there for me and my family and hope for the best.
What Love Is To Me...
What people really want more than anything else is to be loved unconditionally; to be accepted for who we are, and still be loved. Sometimes we will do some crazy things, in the name of love. Love is actually the choice one makes to put someone's wishes, desires and needs above our own. Many people confuse the word love with the meaning of the word want or desire. For example, sometimes when a young man tells the woman of his dreams, I love you, when he means that he wants her because of his own selfish desires. He's the one that may feel all excited over her, but in reality he may want her because of her physical appearance, or because of her mentality or her ability to make him feel good or important. Notice his primary motive for pursuing her is based on himself and his desires; not on pleasing her, although he may choose to please her, but that's only based upon the fulfillment of his wants. The same goes for a young woman, when she says to the man of her dreams, I love you, she in
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Blackwater License Being Pull In Iraq !!!
BLACKWATER LICENSE BEING PULL IN IRAQ !!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: juan Date: 17 Sep 2007, 11:08 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: D. HOOKER FOR RON PAUL 08Date: Sep 17, 2007 11:05 AMTHANKS~ Blue Sky Sunshine (Ron Paul '08)Ed & ElaineBlackwater license being pulled in Iraq BASSEM MROUE, Associated Press WriterBAGHDAD - The Iraqi government said Monday that it was pulling the license of an American security firm allegedly involved in the fatal shooting of civilians during an attack on a U.S. State Department motorcade in Baghdad.The Interior Ministry said it would prosecute any foreign contractors found to have used excessive force in the Sunday shooting. It was latest accusation against the U.S.-contracted firms that operate with little or no supervision and are widely disliked by Iraqis who resent their speeding motorcades and forceful behavior.Interior
-------my Poem-------
From the heart. The Inner Me................Aug.7, 2007 I am the person who sits thinking of you, But you do not know me. I am the thought in your head, yet you’re confused. I am the the feeling you get when your lonely, yet you don't feel my comfort. I am the image in your head when you’re angry, yet you choose to bottle it up. I am but one thing I am your imagination, and inner fears. I want to be the person you need when you’re sad, all you have to do is close your eyes and feel me hold you. I want to be your shoulder to cry on, all you have to do is reach. I want to be the person that makes you laugh; all you have to do is listen. I am to you nothing yet, unless you let me in. It is my inner spirit I give to you, because for now I’m not found. I will watch over you and protect you, watch over you in your dreams. Because for one day it wont be my spirit, or your imagination. It w
Begin Again
One of the best things we can do in our lives is this: Begin again. Begin to see yourself as you were When you were the happiest and strongest you've ever been. Begin to remember what worked for you (and what worked against you), And try to capture the magic again. Begin to remember how natural it was when you were a child -- To live a lifetime each day. Begin to forget the baggage you have carried with you For years: The problems that don't matter anymore, The tears that cried themselves away, And the worries that are going to wash away On the shore of tomorrow's new beginnings. Tomorrow tells us it will be here every new day of our lives; And if we will be wise, We will turn away from the problems of the past And give the future -- and ourselves -- a chance To become the best of friends. Sometimes all it takes is a wish in the heart to let yourself .. Begin again.--
hey whats up first time on here so dont know what really to do on here so can someone help me if i need it ok thanks i am looking for friends
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My Thoughts
So here I am a year older and what have I learned? I have learned that even the best laid plans can blow up in your face only to have better things fall in your lap. I've learned that no matter how much you are there for your "friends" some of them will only be there for you when it is beneficial for them. I now know that no matter how many times they ditch me or undermine me for their own agenda I have a terrible habit of still being there for them. I have learned that luck is the product of YOUR OWN labor. Not that of anyone else or the will of the fates. The only way we fail is to give up. People have hurt me this year. I have been abandoned in my hour of need, and sold out by those I counted on most only to be asked to be there for them in theirs. I have listened to people talk of stress and the difficulty of their lives when in all reality they have more going for them than most of society could ever dream of. I have listened to people discuss the unfairness of life and the fa
i'm wearing briefs today and they are tight, but i dont think im getting fatter cuz i did laundry and ran the dryer for a couple hours on the 'more dry' setting, and i only ate salad with chicken and shrimp last night and this is chicken shit fuckin bullshit. some woman needs to come here and help me out cuz im tired of playing double agent.
Mystery Trader To Collect On Financial Meltdown?
Mystery Trader To Collect On Financial Meltdown? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 17 Sep 2007, 16:04 Mystery Trader To Collect On Financial Meltdown? A run on the Northern Rock bank in Britain has increased the possibility that a mystery trader could stand to collect around $2 billion should a panic send markets tumbling during the course of this week, as investors have predicted.
Have This Friend Who Is Having A Baby
i have this really good friend of mine. we have been friends forever and she is due in 6 weeks. now i dont what it is but i cant stand it that she is having one. i think what it is that i dont like it that she is having sexs. i know that sounds mean but we have been friends forever now.
What In The Holy Hell?!
I just decided to glance over at the window and saw the toaster on the radiator. I mean I know i work in a ghetto ass building, but um, hello?! LOL! :D
Hurricane - Bob Dylan
A Little About Me.
Hi everybody! I just want to thank everyone who has checked out my stash and given me such positive responses to the stuff in there. For those that don't know much of the videos included are songs that I have loved for most of my life and I always will because I feel very loyal to the things I love. The best bonus is when others enjoy and are entertained by those same things. I hope all of you wonderful folks are having a great week! Oh, by the way, if you have any questions about anything in my stash feel free to ask me. I'm not the leading authority on any of this stuff but I do like to share my wealth of generally useless information with others. Peace!
Trying To Fine A Babysitter Is Hard
ok my hubby has an appt on the 25 this month and i have to be with because he is going to be on drugs and he cant drive. finding a babysitter is really hard to fine everybody is busy or i dont trust them at all. so im having my mom and dad come up for a day so that well help alot they can go out with him have something to eat or buy things for him lol.
Martial Law/long War/war Plans/ramsey Clark/nader/greenspan
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Lo Date: 17 Sep 2007, 19:04 Dandelion Salad Latest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion Salad Latest news and videos: What Bush's invasion would look like in the United States (link; map) President Bush settles on Gonzales replacement In Case Of Martial Law, Break Glass By Dale Allen Pfeiffer America's "Long War": The Legacy of the Iraq-Iran and Soviet-Afghan Wars by Mahdi Darius Nazemroaya Bush Administration War Plans directed against Iran by Michel Chossudovsky Ramsey Clark: Human Dignity Means Nothing To This Administration (video) Ralph Nader: How M
16 Honks!!
I think being a parent is one of the hardest jobs in the world. You're responsible for shaping a mind, helping build character and the overall well being of a small person. I worry that I'm not a good mom. That I may make the wrong decision and traumatize my children for life. Yet at the same time having to stand back and let them find some things on their own. Always hoping you've taught them well..keeping fingers crossed..well let me tell you about the 16 honks.... Yesterday morning I had an incoming flight. Finally a homecoming after soooooo many deployments. What a relief that was. So my husband was going with me and my son William was going to my mom's house. As we were leaving I asked if he wanted to go to the highway and watch the buses go by? He said yes, he would. So I told him to get one of the small flags and take it with him. He looked at me funny and said, "But mom, those are so small. Can I take the big one?" I said ok sure. He ran into the bedroom and brought back the fl
4400 To Level
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Corporate Rock Whores
One of a number of sites, link at bottom. To book The Killers or to get information about booking The Killers for an event, wedding or meeting please submit this form: * denotes a required field Your Name: * Event Type: Day Phone: * Date of Event: Email Address: * Location of Event: Your Budget: * Funded by: The Killers Booking Agent Corporate Entertainment Questions or Comments: Now I would like to thing that this is a joke. In fact no I fucking wouldn't! I would be more inclined to believe that Brandon and co are selling their ridiculous brand of turgid shite to the highest bidder at all times. Is music that bereft of any sort of integrity? No of course it's not but it has to be said that there are a number of bands doing the circuit at the moment who just care about the money, the hype and the celebrity. Step up Keane, Coldplay and Snow Patrol. Not only is it the case that they are completely egomaniacal but also they are
Hickory Dickory Dock
Deep Thoughts
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For all the love we've made Just one thing stays the same The lamp gets dusty The pipes get rusty But I don't want to wash my hands clean You say you love me too Then why won't you go through With the nightly kisses With the hits and the misses If you can make it on your own then Go if you want to go But stay if you want to know The way through the mess we've made And lie in a bed you know Or go I heard your moving van But I didn't take a stand You can't leave with them You can't live without them I never thought I'd want to let you Go if you want to go But stay if you want to know The way through the mess we've made And lie in a bed you know Or go For all the love we've made Just one thing stays the same The lamp gets dusty The pipes get rusty But I don't want to wash my hands clean You say you love me too Then why won't you go through With the nightly kisses With the hits and the misses If you can make it on your own then Go if you wan
Fine Dining (chapter 2)
Chapter 2 I lay there, frozen in time, wearing a button down, long sleeve work shirt, and my boxers. My pants were still tangled around my ankles. The room was warm, yet I felt chilled with the anticipation. I had no idea what she had in mind. With her back to me, she bent over ....her coat rising up over her delicious buns. Reaching out and caressing her buns, she moved back and bent forward more before spreading her legs a bit. I traced the outline of her garter, making sure to rise up between her legs and stroke her hot, delicious pussy lips. She moaned and wiggled and began to extract my feet from my pants. She giggled when my boots stuck in my pant legs. "What's so funny?" "Hmmmmmm....just thinking how I want your cock stuck in my pussy like this...." I laughed as well. "I'm sure we could make that arrangement. What are your plans, Kay?" "It's a surprise! I'm sure you'll like what you see though. You'll just HAVE to wait a bit longer..." She looked at my cock and ran a finge
Any Gamers Out There?
Just testing the water...
The Day After
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BIG POPPA PUFF Date: September 17, 2007 1:36 PM Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Old Geezer Date: September 17, 2007 1:30 PM Body: Were really not too far away from this becoming reality with those two warmongering madmen sitting on the throne in Washington D.C. Enjoy! From: lysistrata Date: September 17, 2007 1:13 AM Body: Thanks to Taking Back America for the bed time story.
Words Of A Master!!!
A true Master shall take pride in the fact that a woman has chosen to devote her entire being to the satisfaction and fulfillment of his desires. Just as she, in return, can take pride that such a man has chosen her, above all others to provide that fulfillment. For openers, the female should decide that she may actually be a true submissive, and find the courage and commitment to put herself in the hands of a true Master. She must know that at that precise moment her option to make choices will end. He will do what he wants to do, completely apart from her preconceived ideas. I am not necessarily referring to physical discipline, and I am most definitely not referring to the extremes of physical discipline. There are always limits, and the true Master knows what they are. He also knows that those limits are different for every slave. But he also knows that regardless of those individually determined limits, every slave should at least once be forced to go one step beyond what she
This Is Beautiful!
This is beautiful! She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at fir
Ty Guys
i just want to say ty to everyone that has givin me support threw this rough time i'm having... seeing my lil brother go to war is definitely the hardest thing i've ever had to deal with... not just cause i'm worried for him, but because i can't stand seeing my mother cry... ty for everybody that is keeping my brother Nathan in their prayers... i haven't prayed since i was 11 and i'm catching myself constantly asking god for his safe return... once again THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that's here for me... u have no idea how much it really means.
Sex - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
I Was Thinkin....
Yeah, I know, that can be dangerous. But, in all honesty, have you ever really sat down and just thought about all the stuff that the modern world has made "important." Cell Phones, computers, Ipods, PDA's, microwave ovens, tv, dvd, or grocery stores, cars, etc. When you get right down to the basics, modern humans, for the most part would be thoroughly screwed if all that technology ceased to work? How about if suddenly, there were no more deliveries to the grocery stores? Hospitals were no longer able to give critical care? And what would you do when the modern medicines ran out? just a few thoughts.....
This past weekend I went back to upstate New york for my Great Grandmothers funeral. Met alot of family that has not seen myself nor my children. When I showed my astranged father came out and was totally shocked to me. Came up to me and asked what r u doing here. Instead of becoming the true bitch I can be. I walked away. That is no place to start an arguement, Later on he comes up after the ceremony to tell me that he was happy to see me. Man, I am tired of men's bulshit!! He is the true jiggalo in my life. He thinks he can wine and dine any one. Then starts to make promises to my kids, in which i know that he will not keep. So took him to the side and told him politely to stop promising my kids shit!! You were never there for me as a child and left disappointment in my heart you will not do the same to my children. Over 4 yrs ago we met and started things over. Then a year later he filed for a divorce from his 9th wife and after that is was the FUCK YOU treatment agai
~gypsy Dreams~
Donnie's Lullaby
Hush little one please don't cry, mama's gonig to sing you a lullaby, There's no need to fear there's no need to cry as long as there's you and me everythings alright, You have your blanky and teddy bear, I tuck you in and stroke you hair, now hush little baby its time for bed, Goodnight baby now say goodnight and in the morning it will be daylight.... I wrote this for my baby boy and I would like to know if you like or should I try again?
Been Away
i just got back from afew Poblems as you know i been depressed and i didnt whant to be online but i feel much better now ill update this later im late for class see you all paulo
Need To Stop Drinkin!!!!!!
So, I've been talking to few girls in here for some time now. All the sudden they don't remember the conversations they had with me. I'm either losing myself or gettin messed up in the brain 'cause of the alcohol, 'cause if there's one gift i have, is to remember shit! But for some reason, few girls in here don't remember what we have talked about before. It could be me..... shit. I'm really fucking confused right now! It's funny 'cause it has been a few of them that had told me they don't remember the conversations.... I could understand if one didn't remember, but more than 4 people within 48 hours? fuck, i'm fucked up in my brain!
James And Tomi Fowler
Evidence Disputed in Case Against Oregon Corrections Officers Tim King James Fowler says sexual misconduct allegations against his wife, a corrections officer, were completely fabricated by an inmate. The Fowler family in happier times Photo courtesy: James Fowler (ONTARIO, Ore.) - Two Oregonians who watched over hardcore criminals for a living are in trouble, big trouble, and the fate of these two state correctional officers in eastern Oregon hangs in the balance of a system that has been redesigned to turn on its own, to punish those who oversee criminals. It is a system that may have lost its own direction. The story behind the arrest of Tomi and James Fowler, who worked at the Snake River Correctional Facility near Ontario, has raised a number of questions here at, primarily through comments left by people who knew this married couple, and say they are being framed. So we decided to look at this particular story more closely.
Paco - Amor De Mis Amores
Serious Update
You Know You Live In Orlando When....
You know live in Orlando when. . . You know the meaning of OBT. You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet. You have to be over 90 years old to know what snow feels like, and have seen it in another state. Your air conditioning bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries. You call Amway Arena the O-rena! You were born somewhere else, and have come to retire. You turn the heat on in your house when the temperature dips below 65. OBT is the first thing you think when you see a girl in a halter top and go-go boots. You know where six major motels are around your house. You know where Parramore Street is, and you go out of your way to avoid it. You buy a new sweater that will only be worn once a year. You know who Don Reed and Bob Dance are. Your social calendar revolves around football games. You know what Fashion Square, Altamonte Springs, Florida, Oviedo, and Seminole Towne have in common. And which
Last night I posted a simple mum on boredom. Basically, I wanted to know who else was bored. Someone reported it as offensive!! To make matters worse I can't do mums anymore. Who can be offended by one simple question "Who else is bored?" OMG are some people so hateful that they get offended by something so stupid. I have read more offensive mums and yet I didn't report it, I just let the offensive mum go and move onto another one. If it was because of a comment on the page, we who produce the mums are held responsible for them. They are meant for fun and maybe get some chuckles. Some are more serious and should be taken that way. I think the person who reported my mum to the bosses was being hateful. I didn't do anything to them, why do this to me. I use to help me with life in general. But hey I guess I should be quiet before I offend someone else again. For those people who are so hateful to things like this I only have one thing to say, get over it. Life is to short to be spitefu
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Day #1
OK... this is day #1 without drinking Pepsi!! Just to think I thought that quitting smoking was fucking difficult!! Of course... quitting smoking obviously didn't work... but hey... I have cut back!! Now... what am I going to do with myself and this unbearable longing for that sweet, fizzy, semi-caffeine rush quencher? Been drinking water and it's just not cutting it!! I'm so going crazy!! But I just keep telling myself that if I can just stick with this, I can lose most the weight I'm aiming towards losing! That and probably save some money in the long run!! this cold turkey shit is for the birds!! But I'm doing my best at sticking with it!!! GRRRRR!!! sooooo... fair warning... if I seem at all bitchier than normal... yeah... now you know why!!!
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Who's Your Daddy?
The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details" ... or putting it another way ... "Who's yor Daddy?". These are genuine excerpts from the forms. (Number 11 takes 1st prize! #3 is runner up and number 5 gives new meaning to people from Virginia.) 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember t
You are very special to me, you took the time to care, took the time to be my friend. You will always be very special. I love you for who you are, you took the time to wipe away my tears and put a smile upon my face. I will always be greatful. You have captured my heart in ways noone has. You dont try and change me into someone i was never meant to be. You are very special to me. You gave the chance to be your friend, helped me to open up. I will always be there for you. I hope i am as special to you as you are to me. You are very special to me, and mean more to me then you will ever know. Our friendship is special and will be to the end. Forever you will be a part of my life. You are very special, and you mean so much to me. You took the time to reach out to me, and i in return will reach out to you. You will always be special to me. God brought us together for some reason or another, and we have built a friendship that noone can ever tear apart or ever
Singer Wanted Ad
Dying Regret is an established metal band from the San Diego area. We have recorded our debut EP/CD with an industry professional producer, and are in the process of trying to take this project to the professional level. Our current sound has influences from bands such as Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Chimaira, and the like. We want to create heavy, driving music that pummels the listener, but still retains some level of groove and listenability. We are searching for a vocalist who: can deliver powerful but intelligible vocals in a variety of styles, from straight up singing, through gravelly/edgy vocals, and including cookie monster/growls/screams has serious stage experience, stage presence, and can work a crowd can write memorable, catchy lyrics and melody lines can provide his/her share of the money, effort, and energy needed to take a band to a professional level is looking for a long term project works well wi
dude...what the fuck is the deal with all the fucking ID checks or "you are rating too fast" leave me the fuck alone...i am real...i am not spam...i want to express how i feel about fotos and gain points so i can participate more on this site. gimma a fucking break people jesus christ...i am sick of all the bouncing
I'm Here
Well, I made it in country. It's a little warm, kind of like Oklahoma in July/August, but with less humidity. It's not bad actually. The food is good. I was an idiot and believed the packing list I read online, didn't bring any uniforms. I should start working in a few days, and I am going to be working exactly where I thought I would be, doing planning type stuff. I am in a big mass bay full of people, awaiting my barracks room. I do have internet, it is wireless and has a lot of traffic on it. It's slow, but it's the internet. I am looking forward to having more than one wall locker for my stuff. It's crammed full. Not even a full sized wall locker. Right now, I have a bunk, and a wall locker. Got two suitcases set up next to my bed, and one power converter that is to power my CPAP and alarm clock. I will probably wake half the bay up with my alarm clock, but would rather do that than be late again. THe beach is nice. Just haven't found the water
You Know Its Funny
Best forward I've ever gotten! LOL! SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258 th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to
I sometimes just sit & really think about my life & the world around me...Why is everything such a mess??? Teenagers having babies younger & younger, families breaking up, child abuse on the rise, marriages & relationships falling apart, it's crazy sometimes...Me I was in a relationship with my 5 year old daughters dad for 6 years & 3 months, we were planning a May 4, 2008 wedding but he was arrested on August 13th of this year after our daughter came to me & said he had sexually abused her more than once :( I immediately took her to the local ER, I spent more than 5 hours out there that night talking to drs, nurses, police officers, dhs worker, it was a long night & he was arrested shortly after getting off of work...He confessed after being taken down to the police station I had no indication that this was going on(he did it while I wasn't home) It hurts me so bad that a parent could hurt their child this way their so innocent & this has totally torn apart her life & ours...Now all I
been thinking on al;ot of things these past few weeks, people i know and want to know, here and offline its hard to meet someone tho online, and really get to know them unless you go and meet them in a public space like a restaurant or cafe where people are millin about andopen. I too have my fears of meeting people, tho i met some here iam very honored and happy to know they knowwho they are because hey treat me with respect asi do them, i love all here very much for that is who i am..right or wrong, how i write things on here, my typing isnt the best but most do understand me. back to meeting people tho. whyen one person lives thousands of miles away or even a 100 miles away is hard for them to meet....does it mean that we have to keep our distances away fom each other online? no i dont think so, friends can be justt hat friends no matte what the miles are.
A Message To All Members Of The Freedom Fighters Network
A message to all members of The Freedom Fighters Network I posted some more "free online books" for you to have and add. Just look for my posy that begins with this title "Free Online Books". Thank you for your time. About The Freedom Fighters Network Here at FFN, we report on governmental, judicial, correctional, and police corruption. We also investigate the corporations and secret societies taking away our daily liberties, and those who swear to fight against them. Click here to visit The Freedom Fighters Network!
that doctor asked more questions today and asked if i was taking my meds. he makes a lot of money not to know anything and just want to talk for an hour. i appologized to the receptionist for lasttime but she is affraid of me now.
Damn Straight Im Hurt!
damn straight im hurt! as tho i shouldnt be! im fuckin stranded in hell without security. all is lost even within me. damn straight im hurt! i have every right to be! my friends my family have abandoned me. everything was great when I was their security and they needed me. now im in need and lost to the walls. theyve locked me away, now im appalled. where are u now u useless fucks! i was always there for u but now...what? i will not forgive and cannot forget. ALL tht i gave, now i regret. dont ask me for shit.dont ask me for a thing. i will always remember that u left me to hang. fuck u i say. fuck u all. i have no friends, none at all. my mom n my man, that is all i have. now i see sooo clearly and it makes me feel bad. this hospital is lonely more than u know. 6 weeks in here and one could lose it all. loneliness and boredom, abandonment and more. damn straight im hurt. fuck u all. i beg no more...
You're Kidding Me, Right?
Yes, I know this site is mainly used to get attention, but do you think you could possibly LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE before you attract attention? Here's a little refresher: "Your" shows possession, as in, "Is that your picture?" "You're" is a contraction that means "you are," as in "Do you think you're going to get laid?" Honestly, who wants to fuck a dumbass?
What Kind Of Friend Is This..
well a while ago i decided i wanted weightloss surgery.. the insurance approved it but it wasnt the kind i wanted.. i wanted lapband not gastric.. so i had alot more to think about.. well lately i been working out hard because i am a fighter.. my other friend had ddecided on it and i am for whatever she does. i brought it to my other friends attention and she asking me why dont i do it.. i am a ex athlete and she does not believe i can do this... to me it kind of does she keeps bugging me about getting the surgery.. i dont want it for many reason.. and one is pride.. i have alot of pride and i work hard for what i want.. the only surgery i will have is to remove excess fat... let me know what you think
What I Usually Get :d
Which Harry Potter charaacter is your soul mate?(for girls) Snape Hope you like greasy slimeballs.
Fuck You Too
624439 & smooth up in ya can both kiss my ass. You are the stupidest man I have ever met. You threw away a friendship over a woman who doesn't want you. You sat on the phone with me while I told you that everything was okay. While she dumped you. Yet you beg her to come back. Why? You've never even met this woman. She told you she hated you. Oh and btw I know this because we've been talking on the phone almost everyday since June. But now he can't anymore. I guess you took his balls and told him he couldn't anymore. I hope the two of you have a long and happy relationship, you both deserve each other.
More Evil Than Most Think
What Harry Potter House Are You In?SlytherinYou Are Very Mean And You Love To Steel. Your Mascot Is A Snake.Myspace Quiz
Don't Laugh.. Just Trying Something Here.
As I lay here in deep thought My mind wonders to your enchanting smile I long to hold you , heart to heart for eternity Holding you in my arms is like holding the world I have never felt a love such as this I wonder why God has granted me this great gift Am I worthy of such splendor Do I deserve such wonders My heart aches at the thought of being away from you Every moment I am gone seems like millineums I am lost, lost without you by my side Lost without your heart next to mine Can there be such love in this place Can it be true Are you the one true gift from God My only desire is to hold you close to me Forever and Eternity , My everything
Did We Forget To Pray For Our Children
I got out of bed this mornig ,turn on the news,made some coffee. turn on the computor,and like normal,while having my coffee,and checking emails,I am watching the locals.Like most of us.And as i was listenig suddenly I heard about a mother, that took her chidren,put them in her car.And set it on fire,while watching them burn.And as it got my attentions,they had the gall to show a childs body burnt.I dont know what was worse the act of the Mother or the Media.A child is a gift.They don't grow on a trees,and if it is good u keep them ,and if they are bad you throw it away.They are a human being with feelings. They hurt just like we do,but in a different way. we as parents, we have grow to understand emotions,but a child domnt understand when a mother cant love them because of what Daddy did.All they know is it was their fault,and the parents gives them that feeling. I see it all the time.They didnt ask to be born.You gave them life.A Mother's love is unconditional. And for one to go off
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I'm kinda new here, back on the site again and see all these jokers with "rate me add me fan me and I'll return favor". What's up with that shit? If I'm going around rating or adding people I don't need someone to tell me this when I'm well aware of the options here. Like adult children pullin that crap. Where're the adult diapers at?
2 My Twin Skye Happy 25 Years
We met 25 years ago today September 17th....We had our battles n ups n downs but that has made us stronger n we keep growing stronger as the years pass by..Thank u skye i love u
This Weekends 4 Wheeler Races
As many of you know we had a 4 wheeler Rodeo in town this past Sat night. Yes it is like a horse rodeo:barrels and stuff. I went because I enjoy going but more over my husband and his friend Neil was going to race. The kids started the race at about 7 pm with the barrel racing once they got finished they switched the kids over to the pole racing. It was around 9 or 9:30 pm before my hubby and his friend finally got to race. By this time I was freezing. I had on a t shirt under a jersey which was under a jacket covered by a blanket. Cold mind you only cause I am used to 103 degree weather. I called time and temp and it was still 52 degrees. Around 10 or a little after we finally left the races. Mind you we were all hungry so instead of going home for the night me,my hubby, my aunt and uncle head out to Huddle House which is at least 30 minutes away. Needless to say we ended up having a long night. The food was good the company great so we had fun. We ended up home around Midnight. Neil
Because I Dont Know How Long Ill Be Feelin Like This ....
Orkut Comments & Glitters , Myspace Comments Just wanna cover the bases .. I hope you all have a wonderful week .. and I hope to be back having some laughs with ya'll way before the end of the weekend .. but im not gonna count my chickens before they quack ..
Seahawks Lose
I cannot believe the turn of events yesterday in that game. Just as we were marching down the field after tying the game coming back from a 17-0 deficit Shaun and Matt bobbled the ball on a hand off within the Cardinals end of the field and fumbled the ball with a Cardinal recovery. With that fumble, we went from just about to win to losing to a field goal. Of all the unlucky breaks at the end of the game. Our household is not very happy today.
Call Me!
IM so bored!! im layed up AGAIN! with a knee injury.. at this rate im gunna need a new knee by the age of 35.
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Poem : Love
whatever you go threw love hurts, my mom and dad told me lovers hurt.I cant imagine what comes from romance of course you've got to hold your stance mean while embrace yourself all kinds of things will happen before you know... AsI said before love you know it hurts to be honest i give second chances and I'm the man in this but do you think im going to let you take advantage of thisif you think so you must be sick. damage is done by by leaving your partners sideas we all know love hurts or making our lovers hurt dain and day out we all cry on the insde or maybe i cry on the inside but who said love will die i can see that it will never die basically live is blind ... so tell me you hide your feelings from the one you love , then basically love hurts you are you say your are taking your your time but you are just Trying to find something to hide behind so dont think love is bad because its something that will never go bad its fucked up that people will do anything to have what yo
Interesting To Breathe
Life is its own purpose; it is not a means to some end, it is an end unto itself. The bird on the wing, the rose in the wind, the sun rising in the morning, the stars in the night, a man falling in love with a woman, a child playing on the street...there is no purpose. Life simply enjoying itself, delighting in itself. Energy overflowing, dancing, for no purpose at all. ~OSHO Trust Don't waste your life for that which is going to be taken away. Trust life. If you trust, only then can you drop your knowledge, only then can you put your mind aside. And with trust, something immense opens up. Then this life is no longer ordinary life, it becomes full of God, overflowing. When the heart is innocent and the walls have disappeared, you are bridged with infinity. And you are not deceived; there is nothing that can be taken away from you. That which can be taken away from you is not worth keeping, and that which cannot be taken away from you... why should one be afraid of i
Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man
The Man In My Life!!!
This man changed my whole life around. The best day of my whole life with him was the day we married. I was never so happy to be with him. He has showed me things and tought me so much. I messed up on alot of things. But yet he still loved me. I will never ever be able to forget him. I close my eyes and I see him in my dreams. I sit and think about him all of the time. Remembering the good times we shared. How can I go on without him in my life??? I have tryed to show the love I had. And I was happy to be with him. I just was not happy with the things that he was doing. That is different from not being happy. God all I asked for was to be giveing another chance. And I can't even get that!!! I will never ever love someone as much as I loved him. Baby I am beaging for you to please give me this one last hope and chance!!!! I love you so dam much. This man is my huband Steven Austin
If You Remember Your Heart
hard times fall before us,sometimes like a mountain we must climb,and at times it seems so hard,...but when we are on top again we remember how we got there once again,If you remember your heart and who is there and don't forget,even if your heart is to remember that one specail friend and that keeps you smiling, have the strength to keep going,that is what it is to remember your heart.
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The Promissory Note Marked Insufficient Funds
I was just listening to a stirring speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King that reminded me of a lesser known speech he gave to the SCLC that led to the Memphis March. it's called "Where are we now?" I hope you will stop and read it: Now, in order to answer the question, "Where do we go from here?" which is our theme, we must first honestly recognize where we are now. When the Constitution was written, a strange formula to determine taxes and representation declared that the Negro was 60 percent of a person. Today another curious formula seems to declare he is 50 percent of a person. Of the good things in life, the Negro has approximately one half those of whites. Of the bad things of life, he has twice those of whites. Thus half of all Negroes live in substandard housing. And Negroes have half the income of whites. When we view the negative experiences of life, the Negro has a double share. There are twice as many unemployed. The rate of infant mortality among Negroes is double that
This Is My Beautiful Daughter
MzCaBBW*USAF Veteran*Writer Of Erotica-See Blogs: NSFW-FRIENDS ONLY*SF 49er Fan@ fubar She is everything to me. Our lives have been extremely hellish these past 6 years. We are both beginning to recover but still have a way to go. My daughter loves this site and talks about it and the special people she has met here all the time. There are so many things I wish I could give her. She wants to be a VIP, whatever that is...something to do with having her name a color?,but because she is unemployed and I am on a fixed income, neither one of us can afford it at this time. One of these days, soon, I hope. I want to see my daughter settled and happy with someone who will cherish and adore her. She's a wonderful woman so visit her page, befriend her and be good to her! Thank you!!
Just An Update
just letting yall know whats mate from hell is out in 6 days...i should have home access by the end of the month...slowly but surely im getting back out of the hole this wack job put me in...miss ya'll! E
Life Throws Horrible Curve Balls
Life this past weekend has been pretty rough. Connor, my youngest nephew is in the hospital. He couldn't keep anything down and he had not eaten for three days so we took him to Cooks on Friday. They did a whole battery of tests to figure out what was wrong with him. One of the tests was a spinal tap to check for menengites (sp) well they didn't follow procedure and they may have done nerve damage. He cannot stand or walk. He has feeling in his feet though. Well, on Saturday they figured out what was wrong with him, he had an infectious tapeworm in his stomach, they did think it was amazing that the tapeworm was in his stomach they "never" go into the stomach only the intestines. I have been trying to keep Ethan in good spirits but he don't understand why his momma and brother have to be in the hospital. Well, I guess thats about it. I guess what paines me the most is that daddy went out and played poker last night, didn't go and see the baby or my sister at all yesterday. I just ca
Jokes About Men...too Funny
The Why's of Men? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Dont never happened) (Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in y
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What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.
35 ?'s
These are supposedly 35 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? I look like crap 2. When's the next time you will have sex? today probly 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? suck 4. Favorite planet? Saturn 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed calls list? Jamie 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have one 7. What shirt are you wearing? pink nighty 8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? takein a shower 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? bare feet 10. Bright or Dark Rooms? dark 11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey? Amanda...she's me main bish! lmao 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in? the comfy one 13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night? havein' a night cap 14. What was your last text message you received on your phone? no cell 15. How do you li
Aweosme Saying
This awesome saying was given to me by my great friend Emma, B EFORE YOU SPEAK... LISTEN BEFORE YOU WRITE... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEND... EARN BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE...WAIT BEFORE YOU PRAY...FORGIVE BEFORE YOU QUIT...TRY Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're always broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, our very thou
Update On Me Daddy And Out Come So Far
well my dad was diagnosed with cancer last christmas did radiation and everything else and recently we came to find this month that he is fighting it for the second time, he will know more this week but outlook not that great. doc says will prob need surgery, one of two hopefully the least seriouse one, the seriouse one he has to b cut from outside in and clear out the cancer on his tongue in back of throat which he will probobly lose his voice forever as well as have to b fed through a tube for rest of life, as well as have tissue taken from arm to fill where carved. second one same with carved only least likely to lose his voice or have to b fed through tube....JUST THOUGHT WOULD UPDATE THOSE OF U WHO READ MY BLOGS.
A Place To Stay...
We found it! It's a cool B&B near the Rijksmuseum. Breakfast in our room or on the balcony every morning, massages, fluffy bathrobes...who could ask for more? NOW HURRY UP THANKSGIVING! *grin*
Thought this was funny. Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around >the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum >speed on the long corridors. > Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other >residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. > One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky >Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a >firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in >her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he >said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold >popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of >insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held >it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared >the final c
- On The Next Happy Hour
She needs 5974 to level. Go show her some love. carolg@ fubar
Hah. I Cant Cook For SHit. I'll be eating white rice all day. What a fucking communist. Yar!
How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got A. 60
I Miss You
Reasons And Explanations
I don't need to give either. I am doing so because I love you guys and apparently you can't figure them out on your own. The reason most pictures are marked private now is because no one bothers to rate anything that helps me. Now, you can bitch and whine saying that I don't rate you, however... you also don't tie yourself up and put clothespins on your balls so that i can masturbate to your pictures. You want to tell me I don't put effort into it? Go ahead, put on a waist cincher and drip hot wax all over your body and then tell me it was effortless. I do rate and fan when I get a chance to, I have been going back to rate and fan friends that I have previously missed. If you feel shortchanged, you are more than welcome to leave my circle of friends. You are also more than welcome to post in the stash item that I posted for that EXACT reason. I spent the first few weeks here mainly accepting requests and taking PICTURES FOR YOU PEOPLE. So if you feel NO effort was put in,
"Rose" The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
First Time Pimping In A Blog!
Please comment on this for the whore that I am! ------------------------------------------- MY MILITARY CONTEST HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!! PLEASE CHECK OUT THE SOLIDIERS PARTICIPATING BELOW!!! THIS IS NOT A SEXIEST CONTEST, JUST SUPPORT. SO PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO THROW SOME SUPPORTIVE COMMENTS THERE WAY!! IT IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST SO WHOEVER HAS THE MOST COMMENTS BY THE END OF THE CONTEST 9-19-07 8 PM EST, WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST OR A MONTH V.I.P. SECOND MOST COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE A 3 DAY BLAST AND THE THIRD A 1 DAY BLAST. PLEASE SHOW THOSE THAT ARE SERVING OR HAVE SERVED THE SUPPORT AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE!! Scarletguard ::please leave a comment when rating:: THIS CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**@ fubar (repost of original by '~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**' on '2007-09-13 05:12:08') (repost of original by 'Scarletguard' on '2007-09-13 08:46:53') (repost of original by 'Shinygal - Help me Save th
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Urban Word Of The Day
Urban Word of the Day September 16, 2007: stripper wallet When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips. Dude, This damn thing won't close! Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
Ending Starvation Diets
recently as I was at the Y to teach a healthy living class, one of the new attendees got my attention. I teach balanced nutrition, exercise, meditation/yoga and spirituality weekly. The people I usually work with in this class have some health issues usually associated with injuries that prevent regular exercise activity or people whose eating and activity are out of balance. Today though, I had a frantic woman asking so many questions that it triggered my counselling reflex and I asked her to meet with myself and the female trainer. Now, here was a woman in tears, sobbing uncontrolably, waving sheets of paper around and explaining she had to lose ten more pounds today or her boyfriend was going to dump her. As she calmed down, she explained her boyfriend only dated people who had 5% or less body fat and he had given her two weeks to get to that point. and she was about to fail him. I don't know about you, but I really get ticked about that. First of all, we explained to her that
i look into the mirror and all i see is a relection of you,brings back the memories of what use to be,i can picture your smile in my mind and it reminds me of what you shared with me,now i lay here all alone missin your touch,as i touch my lips i close my eyes and i imagine our first kiss,my heart starts beatin faster just thinkin about it,i remember our walk in the park as you held my hand you looked at me and smiled i felt so happy on that day,i prayed it would never end, as the days turn to nights you had to go,you said you be back but you never did,now i sit here all alone wishin and cryin you come back home,i get on my knees and pray but my prays stay un answered,now im left her all alone with a reflection of what use to be, i wish you never had to go
Sugar Transplant
I now have only one address, one set of keys. I think that means I'm officially moved in. I love love love this new place. Three loves = True love. If I start putting love in all caps, it may mean that you need to stop over and tear my googly eyes away from the skylights because I will, at some point, have to go to work. This place is perfect. See? Perfect. I wake in the morning to stare out of two sets of skylights, I retire in the evening with a cup of tea, seeing the lights reflect off the lake. I would say this place is heaven, except for the fact that I (and a bunch of young professionals) live here. Perhaps this is proof that St. Peter can be bribed with expensive drugs. My only real complaint about this place is acoustics. What at first glance appeared to be walls separating my apartment from the ones next to it has actually turned out to be papier-mâché, or, in the case of the bedrooms, just a sheet draped between our closets. I woke two mornings
If the sun slept through the day and the stars fell from the sky. If the deserts became oceans and the oceans all ran dry. If the clouds were made of stone and the earth was made of glass. If music had no melody and the future was the past. If the mountains turned to wax and melted with the dawn. If flowers were all grey and nature's beauty gone. If I woke up tomorrow and everything was new. I'd still be sure of one thing ... Sure that I love you.
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All The Love
Just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to all my friends,fans,MY EXTREME X family,friends,members,And others on fubar for all the lovin` shown to me this last few days
Life ... Men
hmm well so far all men have proven me right that they are all assholes ... but can u be the one to prove me wrong that not all men are assholes ... that there really are some good ones out there? I really hope so ... but who knows all i can do is just wait and see. Just take life day by day and wait it out and hopefully you will prove me wrong!! I can only take a chance in life and this is a big one ... so just be ready if u break my heart ... cause its gonna suck!! ive had my heart broke too many times before and im not ready for it ne more ... not yet ... i dont want a controlling asshole i want someone who will stand by my side and love me ... someone who is not going to critize me for woking when im not supposed to! I want someone to encourage me not someone who puts me down ... r u that someone??
Entry For September 17,2007
Greetings my friends, This is Davidalynne here.I just know I'll make some new friends here @ fubar.I have seen some sexy females that I would love to know.I am a party gurl.Talk to you all later. Hugs and Kisses, Davidalynne
Take Me 4 Me! 9/17/07
I am who I am! I do not express myself by speaking it! I do not say what it is I am feeling! I am not perfect! I am flawed! But who is perfect? But who is not flawed? But who actually says what it is they are feeling? But who actually expresses theirselves by speaking it? I express myself by what I do, In what I wear, How I wear my hair, In what I listen 2, In my jewelry, By what books I read, By what I write, In how I talk. And 4 those feelings I can't seem to say, I show those in what I write, In listenin', In how i touch, And in how I act towards u! I am who I am!! Just take me 4 me!!!
My Boyfriend James Playing His Guitar!
i love to listen to my boyfriend play his guitar! this is just a taste of wut he can really do! he is amazing to watch when he plays cause he plays from the heart and that is a rare thing to find in a musician! any ways i just wanted to share his music with everyone else and see if they see what i see in him. which is a damn good musician! Check out this video: jamesAdd to My Profile | More Videos red
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Brick Walls
I would like you to humor me and do an exercise. OK, I want you to stand still while looking directly ahead and spin your head all the way around until you are looking forward once again. Of course you can't do it... and it's no coincidence. We are only physically capable of looking forward and occasionally, glancing over our shoulders to see what's behind us. Why do you think that is? Well, sometimes we need to look back and see what has been. It is part of our personal protection and security. But doesn't it hurt to twist your neck that way for too long? Focusing on the past is one of the most harmful things that we can do. It inhibits our growth and does not allow progression. Many people walk around as if their heads were on backwards. Dwelling on the past... thinking about long gone events... and rehashing painful memories. This is how we walk into Brick walls! WE WERE MEANT TO LIVE FACE FORWARD. See the future. Focus on what is directly in fro
Help In Crazy Contest
Hey all in another contest (blame shell again) lol any help would b brill
Re: Chemtrails, Sundogs & Upsidedown Rainbows!
RE: Chemtrails, sundogs & upsidedown rainbows! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Donna Damage 2 Date: 17 Sep 2007, 09:00 Chemtrails to most people are an "out of sight, out of mind" reality. Lately here in the SF Bay area , we have seen few. That doesn't mean the program has stopped or that other areas of the world are not being sprayed out to levels of insanity. The heavy spraying may resume here at any time. We need to demand the end of all aerosol, weather modification and scalar testing now. How long do you think your fragile human body can filter out these poisons? I am very concerned.Hugs and Love to you all.dd----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: gpandtedsmomDate: Sep 17, 2007 8:29 AMreposted with thanks to :From: Pan ManDate: Sep 17, 2007 8:24 AMIt looks like the sun dogs are bringing the upside down rainbows of death for all the dummies who still think chemtrails are only "Con" trails. There's a con going on, to be sur
Can Someone
My vip runs out tomorrow and was wondering if anyone can help me out. I would much rather buy for my friends then buy myself something. I have always been that way. If i need to rate all your pics/stash please let me know and i will. Thanks in advance
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Donation Drive For Leukemia
This isn't for's for a friend. She would like you to donate something to help those with leukemia. This cause means a lot to me as i was once a sufferer of cancer, but i was one of the lucky ones and beat it. But there are many others who haven't and continue to fight every day. So just $5 can help someone...and as a bonus...your feel good about yourself. Please visit... And donate. Thank you in advance Angeles (aka Micki)
Christies Happy Hour Givaway
Shes in a givaway for a Happy Hour to help her become a GodMother. Rates count as 10 pts and comments are worth 1 I need a total of 50,000 in points. come show me some lovin! I have some other friends in other hapy hour givaways Ill blog them later if you wanna help them.
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To Read In The Morning And At Night
To read in the morning and at night My love Has told me That he needs me. That's why I take good care of myself Watch out where I'm going and Fear that any drop of rain Might kill me. I wrote this for my Special someone. I wanna hear your opinions about it.
Amputation of Self Whittling away at oneself in a dream state is not unusual. Many people find themselves acquiring different forms of handicaps in dreams. Often, these can be associated with perceived physical weaknesses or self-destructive psychological patterns. The reason for the dream amputation, method of amputation, and anxiety caused by the amputation should all be given some thought. The result in the dreamer's life as far as inconvenience or further liberation deserves attention as well. Also, the dreamer should give consideration to the role of the amputated body part in waking life. Amputation can also have a religious, moral, or ethical connotation pertaining to behavior. Followers of some sects view their bodies as their own worst enemies in terms of the ability to adhere to particular social or religious codes. Christians, for example, believe the words of Jesus when he stated that it was better to chop off one's own hand and enter Heaven than to send the body to c
The marathon is the archetypal struggle of the self to accomplish something beyond the limits of the human body. Many times, we dream that we are competitive, which is a sign of competence. However, other times we lack the ability to be competitive, because in our dreams, our waking limitations often accompany us. This may be particularly true if your colleagues and associates run in the marathon also, but more effectively than you. Why are you in the marathon? Are you able to run it competitively? Are your competitors familiar to you, or strangers?
Im Ugly Bc I Dont Have Nude Pics Up??
Okay so this guy wanted me to take pics naked or in underwear. i said no and blocked him...he sent me a message saying im ugly on the inside hahah im a very nice person, and if i want to take pics like that it aint gunna be bc a guy wants me to im a lil pissed about this bc guys on here think they can say anything to girls bc its the "internet".
Reality Of Life
When you look around your life And realize that it looks much different when looked upon for the first time Kids see this life as something new and amazing Something to be explored and conquered Adults see it as the fast lane To get where your going and get there as fast as possible When do we slow down and see what the kids see A vast world of caves and mountains Where you don’t know what lies behind the rock Or what creeps under the bridges When was the last time you saw the monster in the closet Or the other world in your mirror When did reality decide to come in your life and make itself known When it took away the imagination and fantasy of what could be And showed you what lies behind the rock and under the bridge When did it tell you that other worlds were not possible And that a mirror was just a mirror Do we ever stop to see the world as a child sees it Or does reality keep us moving so that the world can never be truly seen
I try to be strong for those who need me Constantly waking up each morning To the darkest days of my youth The days grow longer as if the weed of life I grow tired of the pain and memories of our life together Every day the memories flood over me As I try to forget the love I had and the happiness you brought I close my eyes and see you there before me Smiling and waiting for me to come to you I open my eyes and there is nothing but the room as it always is Empty My strength has all been spent As I lie upon a bed of thorns The blood that trickles down my cheeks I want to be strong for the promise I made and keep But I grow weaker with every passion day How much strength must I hold before someone lets me mourn The lost of my life When will I be able to put the lives of everyone down And let them carry me When will this room no longer be empty of life and happiness? When will I once again be able to close and open my eyes and see you there?
Coming To Rochester, Ny
September has been great so far. I worked the first week, which was a short week with the Labor Day holiday. I was off last week for vacation which I basically stayed at home and worked on the house. This week is a full week which will be catch up work and then getting ready to go to New York for training for work. So in all reality I will have only worked for half the month of September! Feels good! Me and another coworker will be going to training. I don't know all the details but I do know that we will be there for a week, will be provided with a rental car to get up there and will each have our own room with a king sized bed! The whole thing should be real fun. We are getting trained on new software which I have had a little bit of training on already. If anyone can recommend things to see or do in or near Rochester please let me know! Thanks!
Light The Night
I've become involved with another charity function. A dear friend of mine at work has asked me to join her team for this walk. Her father passed away a few years ago from a rare form of leukemia and ever since she has been heavily involved with fundraising for this event. I know I tend to ask you all for donations a few times a year, but this is something that I'm emtionally tied to. Please take some time to read about the organization. So far I've managed to raise around $50 through the sale of balloons and and a change box at work. My goal is $200. Thank you all in advance. =)
Desire Vs. Need
They sit in utter silence as I start to approach them There is something eerie about the very air I breathe As if the world was somehow tainted with a evil so dark not even hell could sense it With every step I take them seem to move, breathing Slowly I approach that which I fear The ultimate choice of what to do One sits closed on the left side Gold lettering spreads across the top “Here lies what you truly desire” What to make of that, is it what I myself desire or what my heart desires? The door on the right reads “Here lies what you truly need” What to make of this, what is it that I need? The door on the right is partially opened Revealing a small glimpse of what can be found I see nothing but a eye looking back at me And somewhere from the depths of my soul I recognize that eye But it is worth opening the door all the way To step threw it and know that this is the path that I have chosen Is need more important than desire? Can you throw everything y
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Angel In The Mirror
I looked at the letters you have sent me And I wonder what it means To hear you talking of pain and sadness When just not so long ago you were so happy and cheerful I see in you the same passion and faith that I once help strong, And I see you going down the same road I took to my destruction I try to talk to you and make you turn around and keep trying, But my heart knows that it would be wrong to do to you You stand in the mirror and see my face looking at you You are the angel in the mirror One who just stands there and waits for the tragedy to hit you. Looking deeply into my eyes hoping for the answer to hit you of what to do I try to reach you and make you see the road is going to kill you But all I touch is glass I am the angel in the mirror I look through it, hoping to see your face disappear from the view Praying that the answer you so long seek, has found you We are the Angels in the Mirror One searching for what the other has already found The de
Ppl Need 2 Learn No Means No Im Serious
Im Just A Gurl
My life the and way it goes now is so confusing.I feel like going through life is hard enough and the fact that i am feeling like the world and everyone in it and around me are consuming me,im sarting to feel smothered like i cant breath.divorce is so hard and when u think u know someone..that can change in a blink of an eye.I'ts funny how people think its so easy for me to get guys and people to like me just because of the way i look and its crazy. i go through shit with men just like everyone else and its not easy for me.looks has not a dam thing to do with it.I cant help but to have a bad attitude about men...yeah the same men who make me weak in the knees nuts for.They have u fall in love with them ..tell u what u wanna hear...and then in a blink of an eye they change.I'll never understand it....but i'm sure as hell gonna have fun trying.And what makes a strong person in life is to go through the fuked up shit that the opposite sexes wanna throw ur way, to only find out that u were
Pentagon Censors 9/11 Suspect's Tape
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wendy Bird Date: 17 Sep 2007, 08:28 "**(Also cut from the audio were his assertions that Wall Street Journal reporter Pearl was in Pakistan to investigate on behalf of Israeli intelligence officials)**" Pentagon censors 9/11 suspect's tapeBy PAULINE JELINEK, Associated Press Writer Thu Sep 13, 7:40 PM ETWASHINGTON - The Pentagon has released a censored audiotape of suspected Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed — deleting a part officials said could be used to recruit future terrorists.ADVERTISEMENTThe tape of Mohammed's 40-minute hearing before a U.S. military proceeding in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, was edited to exclude a 10-minute passage about the kidnap and beheading of U.S. journalist Daniel Pearl and Mohammed's explanation for why Islamic militants are waging jihad against the United States, as well as information the government said wa
Yano, doesn't it suck when your friends with a guy....BESTFRIENDS and the minute he has a girlfriend he forgets all about you?!?!?!? HOwever, if i forget to call or wrong!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR! lol
Responseless Women Suck
I flirt. thats ok, im single. But whats the deal with giving women decent, more then 2 sentence comments, statements, questions.. and not getting a response. IS this site THAT points motivated, that if theres no points in it for them, they wont act? If thats the case, my 100 friend list would be DELETED down to 5-6 cuz its those that still talk, while the other 90 only say something when they need points to level up....
Missing Nuke Case - All Dead.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Revolution! Ask Why. Date: 17 Sep 2007, 08:35 From: Truth NetworkSDate: Sep 17, 2007 7:16 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: heavy plasticDate: Sep 17, 2007 7:08 AMThanks: RickygpandtedsmomColorado Marijuana CoalitionDavid§ Lori §Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps NationwideOld Buck 2007Author: The PunditSince the Minot story broke a week ago about the missing nukeclandestine operation from Minot, we have the following (for those who are paying attention): 1. All six people listed below are from Minot Airforce base 2. All were directly involved as loaders or as pilots 3. All are now dead 4. All within the last 7 days in 'accidents'
Classic Cars
Looking for all hot models to model classic cars.
Northern Rock Besieged By Savers
Northern Rock besieged by savers Full special report on the global credit crunch Worried savers have continued to flock to some Northern Rock bank branches to withdraw their savings, following similar scenes over the weekend. Bank boss Adam Applegarth said people could withdraw money and that it was "business as usual", while Chancellor Alistair Darling appealed for calm. About £2bn has been withdrawn since Thursday, when the bank applied to the Bank of England for emergency funds. In afternoon trade Northern Rock shares fell 40%, before standing at 33% down. Shares in fellow mortgage banks also suffered, with Alliance & Leicester and Bradford & Bingley shares also down. By mid-afternoon in London Northern Rock's shares, which had lost 32% on Friday, fell from 438 pence to 291 pence. 'Bank of England backing' Mr Darling had told the BBC's Radio 4 Today programme that the money of Northern Rock depositors was safe. "If people want to get their

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