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Binge Eaters
First recognized in the 1990s, binge eating disorder is characterized by episodes of uncontrolled eating. Those with the disorder do not practice purging, but have feelings of lost control and marked distress about their eating behavior. Most are overweight and have a history of weight fluctuations. Psychiatric illness is also common, especially depression. Warning Signs * Frequent overeating that feels out of control * Eating rapidly * Eating to the point of being uncomfortably full * Eating alone * Irritation and disgust with self after overeating * History of dieting and/or failed diet attempts
BloodLetting by Pain_Jane © Today, I could feel was special... The weather was perfect. I went to the House that was rented for our game... I always enjoyed pretending to be another person from another time... A person with a Dark Secret... I will not go into the details of it because I would then be breaching the Masquerade... A Membership... Very few are actually welcomed into... This Friday was different... Sitting off to the side of the Meeting Room... Just off of the foyer... I was waiting for him...For Richard... As very curious as to how my request to join would be decided... And then it happened... She walked in... Her boyish style... I was definitely attracted to women... But she was the first with a Boy like charm... I instantly found her alluring. The heat in my panties grew ever more present as she slowly walked towards me... Her gaze as intent on me as mine on her... I leaned backwards as she approached me... Kneeling down before me... She placed her hands on my
Hazel Eyes.........december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Blood Sisters
Blood Sisters by VanMarrick © Emily, fully entranced by Liz's eyes, cannot move. Speaking in low hush breaths, Liz tells Emily a story of a very misunderstood countess who lived in a far faraway place, many many centuries ago… The most beautiful and intelligent Countess Elizabeth Bathory became bored with her dreary day-to-day meetings and appeasings of local Dukes and Earls. High Counts continually vied for her affections and hand in marriage. Their tepid little wars and squabbles did nothing to fire her intellect. One day she had over heard talk of a brutally outspoken count named Vlad Tepes of Dracul. Count Dracula had gone way beyond his duty to protect his Transylvanian homeland. He hounded and preyed upon his enemies like a rabid wolf. Mangling, decimating and bleeding them dry of their will to oppose him. Stories of Dracula's dining amongst his vanquished foes as they slowly suffered affixed to pikes high in the air intrigued her. How he dowsed them in oil, their burn
Blood Is Life
Blood is Life by Edge23 © The blonde opened her eyes slowly and raised her head to look up at Takara. Takara had been standing there for a while, waiting for this moment. Her lips were pulled back in an evil grin, her teeth shining in the moonlight. The blonde girl, Takara had already forgotten her name, whimpered and tried to move away from Takara but she couldn't. She was suspended from the ceiling by her wrists and her ankles were bound together. The rough concrete wall of the abandoned building dug into her back, sending shots of pain through her spine. "Who are you? Where are we? Wh-what are you going to do to me?" Takara leaned her face in close to her captive's, closing her eyes and taking in the bound girl's scent. She opened her eyes slowly and licked her lips, trailing a single finger across the dark fabric of the shirt between her prisoner's breasts, each button of her shirt flicking across her fingernail, and down her belly. In a soft whisper, she answered, "I wan
Beautiful Nightmare
Beautiful Nightmare by Ladytiger199 © The night was warm and moonless as she slept in her room. A thin sheet lay over her body as she tossed and turned in the night desperately trying to find a comfortable position to fall asleep. Her long black hair sprayed arcos the bed and her small body was stretched across it trying to get air to her soft tanned skin only covered by a thin nightshirt that went to her thighs. Her large breast moved slowly up and down as she tried to find a comfortable spot. Her sides ached from the long hard day, and she never liked sleeping on her stomach. She finally settled for sleeping on her back. By this time the thin sheet twisted around her feet trying so hard to stay on the bed. She arms lay on she bare stomach because the night shirt had crept up her body. She lay there in the still night, caught in the fantasy of all her dreams. A warm breeze brushed up against her skin, making she smile, and sigh softly. She could feel a warm finger tip guided g
Tell The Truth
cesars quiztell the truthdo you think im cute sexy ass fuck straight uglyif we were locked in a room alone would u have sex wit me talk to me kill meare we friends enemies
August Days Night
August Days Night by second_day © In the dog days of August the heat was almost unbearable. The setting of the sun did nothing to alleviate the rising heat waves coming from the baked earth. Gabriella lay twisting restlessly in her bed. The French doors thrown wide to encourage what little night breeze there may be to skim across her naked flesh; entwined in her blood red satin sheets. Her fitful dreams weaved in and out of consciousness. She turned towards the open patio and unsure if she was awake or dreaming she thought she could see a slight mist rolling across the hardwood floor. In her dreaming/waking state she smiled in the hopes that the mist would prove to be cooling to her porcelain skin. She pulled the final inches of satin free from her legs and lay on her back, knees spread wide as the mist started to crawl up and over her bed. And to her infinite joy, she could feel the cooling droplets of water, the stiffening of her nerves along her skin where the mist had crept.
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I have no friends here, so add me please~ Also, if I'm not on your friends this through Fubar, you should add me there as well ;) Steve
Blue And June
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Just The Beginning Of My List (thank You All)
This train is to say thank you so very much too all my wonderful friends!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! You ladies kick so much ass and have been the greatest blessings in my life! All of you have been so supportive and wonderful during my dark times and thru my good times! MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!! And a Special Thank You to the My Lovely Wiccan Embrace!! Dear Heart You Amaze Me! Wiccan Embrace@ fubar lilmidnite~FunUnleashed's Cherrished Submissive One~~~@ fubar XONascarKittyXO@ fubar ♥Dj SilkyDarkness♥~Abyss Radio~@ fubar DJ~SILK~S~E~X~Y ♒ S & S RADIO ♒{Øwñè®}~ ✌Head plunnder Bunny✌@ fubar MysBehaven2nite "Fubar Wife of The Batman@ fubar Proud Mary@ fubar mickeygirl@ fubar HorseAngel@ fubar drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
I Got This Yesterday...
Ok, so those who care know. I have issues with my Parenting time to see my kids. My ex doesn't want to honor the court order. She missed on 8/19/07 and we have a contempt hearing on the 30th. I have recently found work but, I have to work every Sunday. Which every other Sunday I am supposed to see the kids for four hours at the same time I am to be at work. So I tried to re-schedule the time and day without going back to court. She already made an agreement then on the day of notified me she had to work after she spent two days in Chicago without the kids. Now I get the following email. This is proof that I am not making up her behavior. Since I seem to be getting ignored and no longer rated by others on this site anymore. Jerry, I do not have a problem rescheduling this visitation. You are asking me to be kind and reschedule because you have to work, and I can be kind, and work with you to find a better time for you to come. I am requesting, however, that y
Brown Febuary
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
10/25/07: Introspections.....
I was listening to the Jim Rome Show today while driving on my delivery route, and he had Herm Edwards on, the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. They were talking about another coach whom Edwards had worked under; Tony Dungy, head coach of the Indianapolis Colts. Jim asked him why Dungy was so universally regarded and respected, and Edwards said that it was because Tony was a quiet leader. He treated his players like men, he never yelled or screamed or ranted at his players, instead he spoke to them and told them what his expectations were without having to result to histrionics, and he was always willing to work with them to help them acheive their goals which in turn would help the team achieve their goals. This is the way I see my methods as a Dominant. I don't yell and scream (unless I have completely lost my temper, and that does not happen often. I would rather walk away than explode), I don't play the "Because I'm Master, that's why!" card very often. I treat my girls lik
Today's Quote Happiness does not come from doing what you want, but wanting what you do.
VAMPIRE I smell your skin freshly bathed a scent like rarest orchids I feel your warmth my lips pressed on the pulse of your neck like an orgasm your essence floods my mouth over comes my mind sates my thirst animates my soul flushes my flesh erupts into my being ecstacy consumes every thought I drink of you hunger for more and more I am done we are one wedded soul to soul my need quenched for only a moment your aroma wafting through me surrounding me touching every cell I need you once again and forever F.M. 10/24/07
I'm Sorry
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS with
--------green Eyes---------- September---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
25 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, October 25: You never thought you'd say this, but you're finding real satisfaction in life's mundane details. Who ever thought cleaning the house could be so rewarding? Besides, you'll be well prepared when that cutie comes over for dinner.
Come Help A Good Friend Out Please
Another Moment Of Feeling Sad
I am starting to not feel happy again. My hands are cold and my body just aches. I've been very quiet to everyone and I just seem to have fallen off the planet to many. I still have my problems with assuming things and not accepting how anything is. Why do people tell me I'm annoying? I really don't know how or why anyone could... but many do. That's the first moment that I begin assuming everyone is out to get me, or just hate me behind my back. I'm 21 and I don't drink. That'll always confuse people whenever I mention it. I want to go to sleep, but I can't. Too cold to want to move, but I have to. I was enjoying my class until I became the forgotten one. I'm not doing well in class, and as always, I'm beginning to once again be seen as that emo kid. The rules of life are making a barrier. I have to get a job, I have to get my license, and I have to get ready for my next move. Should I go visit those who would want to meet me? Should I stay home and hope someone com
Today's Quote The only people to get even with are those who have helped you. -Anonymous
25 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, October 25: One of your little hobbies is eating up so much time that instead of simply becoming good at one more thing, you are simply becoming worse at everything you do, and people are starting to notice.
I Cost $3270 A Night. Any Buyers? Lol
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse
Bad Day
today was bad, my sons bag which had his diapers, wipes, my cd player/cds were in got stolen, my friend and i searched for 3 hours for it then we found it with nothing missing thank god so yah that was my day
Who Picks Up Broken Hearts?
It's all for naught. Every year is a sacrificial lamb. I stand by, numb, complacent, And empty, Dwelling in a place that is no longer home. I hold you responsible For the destruction. How can I begin to find The pieces of a heart That was broken before It was ever made whole?
Sign Of Old Age
Don't get me wrong....maybe its just me I don't know... But I'm sick of seeing kids that shop at hot topic and wear brand new shirts that are of bands that have been around longer than them LOL Like Iron Maiden and Metallica... I mean sure they may ACTUALLY listen to the shit, but Im just tired of seeing it. Plus the fact that they were probably conceived in the back seat of a car while this was on makes me laugh even more.
At The Cashpoint
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.
Inquisitive Minds Should Be Banned From The
after midnight lol .......... find cool websites ....must share cool web sites ..... no zzzzzzzzzzzz for me.......
Today's Quote All I am or hope to be I owe to my angel mother. -Abraham Lincoln
Something to start out is I a just started to fight in the AMMA(Ameture Mixed Martial Arts). I have been a boxer for 10 years and I am 25-1. I just transfered to the Amma leagure for a harder competitor. I am a black belt in karate and I am studying Krav Maga. The houston area champion wants to fight me and it is my first fight in this league. He is a black belt in Brazilian Jitjizu. I am 5'10" weighing 170. He is 6'3" weighing in at 250. I am sure I can beat him. But I kno it will be a hard fight. should I or should I not fight him
Why? people judge someone? What is the purpose of judging someone, you don't even know? How can a person get to know another person if they judge that person before they get to know them? YES, I am a plus sized woman...I have more of me to love, and yet i'm looked down upon because i'm not a skinny, boney looking, sickly thin person, who thinks it's a sin to eat food. I'm a southern Belle through and through, I talk southern (because i am), I even cook southern, (because it tastes Good), I may have extra to love, so what? Why is that so bad? Why is it so difficult for a guy to see me on the inside and want to get to know me? Society had viewed us as obsese, overweight, and just plain fat...But why is it society's problem to tell us what we already know? Did we forget we got more of us to love? Are we walking around saying, "OMG...Look how thin i look, i could be Barbie, i look so thin..." Heck i know i'm big, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. And
Overflowing Heart
My Dear, Sweet Teresa, My heart is just overflowing with joy this morning. I had the most wonderful time with you. I think that you are an AMAZING woman. Why? Your look warms my heart. Your touch makes it quiver. Being close to you fills my heart with contentment. Touching and caressing you, in completely innocent ways, comforts me and my heart. Feeling your gentle touch on my lips made me feel desired. Feeling you gently touch my face made me feel loved. Gently touching your face filled me with an ever increasing longing for you. Gently touching your lips filled me with an ever increasing passion for you. You have filled my heart with untold joy and happiness. That is why I think that you are AMAZING, because you make me feel AMAZING. Just like Sunday, I think that last night was the perfect evening at the perfect time. I don't think that it was an accident. I don't think meeting at this time in our lives was an accident. I don't think that we are an accident. I
Little Kid.
I often wonder about my life as a child. All the imagination, all the energy. Wanting to explore, and discover. Playing pretend was really fun, as a kid, you really got to be that person. At least in your mind. But what happens to the character of that little kid? We're told you're getting bigger now, big people don't do that I say, why not. Then comes the responsibility. I can still play in the dirt and be responsable. Why do we as adults, have to give up child like ways. I still have an imagination. Why can't I be Superman? Why can't I be a cowboy? Does age restrict you're wanting to do things??? I say no!!!! We should be able to be a kid anytime we want to be. And not hear, act like an adut you're grown up now. So what. I took everything out of my pockets this summer and went out and laid down in a stream with riffles. Was I a kid? You're damn right I was, and it felt good. We put to much emphisas on being adult and forget about the child within. Well,,,I for one, regardle
To All The Blazing Bomberz
Ok I did comment bomb on some contest, I will have to rate tomorrow and comment bomb more.. I am going to be on a different time I got on late, I will be posting news for my groups it won't take me that long to post news for my groups and I have to go through a shit load of emails ok.. so I will be in here about ten or so or not I will be in here about the same time ok.. I hope you all have a really good night and I hope you all have a really good day ok.. Love Ya Alisha Aka Virgo24
My Son And His Marching Band Season
My son's high school marching band has been doing great this yr. They have scored 1st place in 95% of the catagories. This wkend will be their last competetion and their most important one. They will be traveling to the Atlanta dome to march. I aqsk all my fubars friends and family to say a little pray that their luck holds up and they score superior. I have confedence in them, it's just they will be going up against some really great bands. And a pray never hurts.
The Richest Man
One day, John was wandering in the forest thinking about and missing his beloved Teresa. Satan was looking down upon the earth looking for a soul to torment. He saw John wandering alone in the forest and he flew down to meet him. Satan said: "Why John, I have been looking for you". A startled John asked: "What do you want?" Satan said: "What do I want? John, please, I have a wonderful offer for YOU". John replied: "Thanks, but I am not interested". Satan said: "Why John, you haven't even heard what I have to offer. I could make you very wealthy!!" John replied: "You don't say". Satan said: "Yes, I will make you quite wealthy! You will be rich beyond your dreams!" John replied: "Excuse me if I sound suspicious, but there wouldn't happen to be a catch?" Satan said: "John, I am offering you so much!! All you have to do is give up Teresa's love for you and I will make you rich beyond your dreams." John smiled. Satan saw the smile and said: "Se
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Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
The Big Picture
One day, Teresa was troubled and she asked God for help. Teresa: "God, I have a problem". God answered: "Yes, my dear Teresa. How can I help you". Teresa said: "My boyfriend, John, has asked for a nice picture of me". God replied: "John has a few pictures of you already". Teres said: "Yes, but he says that they don't do me justice and that he barely recognizes me. I have my camera here. Can you take a picture of me for him?" God replied: "I see the problem here Teresa. That camera is not going to help you". A worried Teresa asks: "Why? God, what is wrong?" God answers: "My dear Teresa, your camera will never be able to capture the beauty that John sees in you. When you are with John, he does not see you with his eyes. Teresa, John sees you with his heart." I love you, John
Colbert For President~~~~
send this link to everyone on your friends list and tell them to send me a friend request! remember, our goal is to get 1000 people who are going to vote for Stephen Colbert by Halloween! lets spread the news, and help Colbert get elected!!! And if you're a registered SC voter... make sure to go to to download a PDF of the petition to get Colbert added to the SC ballot!
I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w
Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, there lived a young faire princess and her charming prince. The charming prince longed to win the affections of the princess, but she hid in her heart her growing affection for him. One day the faire princess and the charming prince were riding upon the prince's trusty white stead, a brand new 1995 Ford F150 with... a cracked windshield. The faire princess rode next to her prince. She sat only close enough so that the charming prince could reach with his right hand and rub her knee. He did this to demonstrate his affection for the princess and to remind himself that she was truly with him and it was not just a wonderful dream. As the charming prince's trusty stead crested a hill, the faire princess pointed out the nice sunset to her prince. The charming prince was directing his trusty stead with his left hand, rubbing the princess's knee with his right hand, attempting to watch the course of his trusty stead and glance up at his princess when he had a chanc
I'm Addicted
I am addicted to junior mints. I don't remember when or how it started. It was some time before the Regular season kicked off. I purchased a big box of Junior mints to eat while I watched the 49ers Monday night opener @ Bill Walsh Field. And pretty much every day since then I have had a handfull of junior mints. Those little bastards are tasty. I have gone through who knows how many boxes. I haven't gotten sick of them just yet. I am loving the smooth minty centers, especially if I stick them in the fridge and they get nice and cold. And yesterday on TV guess what I saw. Inside out Junior Mints! With a white chocolate minty outter coating and inner core of dark chocolate and mint. That's alot of minty goodness. I need to find me a box of those.
My Wife Left Me For A Crackhead!!
My wife left me for a crackhead!! I feel so low. Lemme explain. I am a hard working, loyal man who loved his life. I have 2 children and a stay at home wife who got everything she asked me for. One night I came home to a note that she had to help a friend and the kids are asleep and not to wait up. She went and bailed out this "friend" from jail with the money I work so hard for. She then gave him $100 to get some food and pay a bill. Needless to say, the entire $100 went right in his arm and he was in jail again in less than 3 hours! If I would've had enough spare money in the bank, she would've bailed him out again! Any way, she believed that she was the only one who could save him from hisself and continued to go places with him to keep his mind off drugs and keep him out of jail. Of course, I didn't know that the distraction he needed was sex, but my wife would do anything to get him clean! (Ain't she just muther fuckin' Mother Theresa?) Well, I continued to go broke and saw less a
How We Met
I was at my sisters house last Tuesday visiting while doing my laundry. Still no working lights in the laundry room or hallway because both fixtures require a special fluorescent bulb. So, I have to do laundry in romantic lighting. I have the worst luck. My sister hasn't come back home yet, so I decide to run to Lowes for the materials to remedy the lighting issue once and for all. Two reasonably attractive (for a laundry room & hallway) lights $25.90. Four 60W long-term light bulbs, $1.49. A brother that is willing to buy and install them, priceless. They apparently don't have an appropriate ladder. I have the worst luck. I manage to step on top of the dryer and start removing the first light fixture. My sister asks "Don't you want to turn off the circuit breaker first". "Turning off the circuit breaker is for chickens". (eye roll) I notice my five year old niece and eight year old nephew are looking at me through door. My sister comes by again. Apparently, I have been
ok so i always used to come on fubar to hang out in the mumms...turns out that they changed them so noone posts them anymore....i just love commenting and reading the comments...anyone else upset about this?!!!! its almost like i have nothing to do on fubar anymore because there is only 1 mumm per hour..if that..ugh sooo annoyed.
Its My Pleasure...
I take it in my hands; I make it everything I want. Caressing... Stroking... Down the length of myself. I need not from another; I have myself. Slowly at first... Getting faster... Getting tighter... More! I need more! I drown in my own eroticism, Submerge myself in my own delight. I can't weaken my hold, No, not this close. Faster and faster... By myself. On myself. How can I not? I want this, I need this, To satisfy the beast within. Faster in my own hand... Tighter in my grasp... Slowly now. Caressing. Teasing and Taunting With a touch. So close to climax And I am drawn into a world that only I create. More! I'm losing myself In my own sensuality. Can't stop now! It catches in my throat. I can't breathe. I need to release myself. The pleasure in mounting, Racing my heart into a void Where darkness meets the light And I am free.
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele
Fubar Dissapointment!
I'm frustrated with the fubar staff today. I believe with good reason. Earlier today I posted a mumm and somebody took offense to the content and the staff at fubar acted on a complaint. My questions based on what has happened? 1. What was the specific nature of the error I made? Was it offensive or NSFW? 2. If its NSFW wasn't it just possible for the staff on the site to place that designation on it and keep the mumm up? The solution in that instance would be easy and a minor message to me indicating that my mumm was modified and a brief explanation of why would have been a great diplomatic solution. 3. The staff sent me a template response. (lame) As a moderator on another site I always made sure to add personal commentary to explain why I was pulling a blog, or other material which was otherwise offensive or made to create drama. 4. I have had my Mumm privileges suspended. I never received any indication that that was going to happen. My question is who managed t
I Have Missed So Much In Life
Good morning Sweetheart!! Teresa, I adore you!! You are the most wonderful woman. You make me feel loved and worthy of love. I have missed much in life because I did not have a companion. You are the companion that I have wanted for so long. You are the woman that I long to share life's adventures with. You are the friend that I can share my innermost secrets with. You are a loving and supportive friend to me. I strive to be a loving and supportive friend to you. I long to help you carry life's burdens and lovingly encourage you as you stretch out to be all that you can be. I love to sit across the couch from you. I long to share the intimacy of talking from the heart. I feel that I have had so much love to give and that it has been bottled up inside me for so very long. No one has been interested in opening the bottle and seeing what was inside. You have not only been willing and interested in opening the bottle, but you have joyfully been surrounded and enveloped in
What The Hell Do They Want?
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha
Bugs In A Blanket
Prep Time: 30 min ; Start to Finish: 45 min Makes: 24 snacks Little hands can help transform sausages and breadstick dough into bugs almost too cute to eat! 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated breadsticks 24 cocktail-size smoked link sausages (from 14-oz package) 3/4 cup shoestring potatoes (from 1 3/4-oz can) Ketchup, barbecue sauce or mustard 1 . Heat oven to 375°F. Unroll dough; separate at perforations into 12 breadsticks. With knife or kitchen scissors, cut each breadstick in half crosswise, making 24 pieces. 2 . Wrap each piece of dough around center of each sausage, pinching to seal and leaving each end of sausage showing. Place seam side down and 1/2 inch apart on ungreased large cookie sheet. 3 . Bake 11 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Immediately remove from cookie sheet; place on serving plate or tray. Cool 2 minutes. 4 . Insert shoestring potatoes into baked dough to resemble legs and antennae. Decorate "bugs" with dots or stripes of ket
Gotta Love
i just love when the little girls the one im talking about is 20 rate my pictures a 4 now come on that just tells me you think i look alot better then you do..even if i have 18 years on ya LMAO..
R U That Sad?
Some people are so sad they can't be alone with themselves. I don't get it! Do you dislike yourself so much that you can't be happy with u? I'm serious. I know people that honestly can't be alone for more then a few hours....if they had to be completely phone calls, no visits, NOTHING for a whole weekend...they would DIE! WHY????? If you can't be happy with you then what makes u think other people can be happy around you. If you have a constant need to have other to make you happy you drain them and they will feel drained when around you. We all have a life force....a aura and though you may not understand why u feel a certain way when your around certain people there IS a reason! You may want to pay attention to this feeling! Those that make you feel good and full of energy can be good for you and those that make you feel weak and tired....BAD! I have a friend who sucks energy from those around her....I have to be very careful when she is near. She makes me very wea
Her skin, her face, slides strangely beneath my fingers. The thought was so vulgar; I couldn’t help but feel that shock of intoxicating heedlessness. This lust was so vicious, so unrestrained, so exotic and distasteful. I love it, How raw, how utterly seductive. I can feel her all around me, her breath is quick, then ragged, Breathing into my mouth. Her hands claw, her sweat burns. I bleed. I gasp. Her name is whispered in the dark, in the blinding light. How can it hurt this much? How can it feel so perfect?
Cauldron Of Chili With Spider Breads
Prep Time: 40 min ; Start to Finish: 55 min Makes: 8 servings (1 cup chili and 1 spider bread each) Top a steaming bowl of chili with a friendly (and edible!) breadstick spider. 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 3/4 cup chopped onions 2 cans (14.5 oz each) Mexican-style stewed tomatoes, undrained 1 can (15 oz) Green Giant® spicy chili beans, undrained 1 can (11 oz) Green Giant® Mexicorn® whole kernel corn with red and green peppers, undrained 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated breadsticks (12 breadsticks) 1 egg white, beaten 3 to 4 small pimiento-stuffed olives, sliced 1/2 cup finely shredded Cheddar cheese (2 oz) 1 . In 12-inch skillet, cook beef and onions over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring frequently, until beef is thoroughly cooked; drain. Stir in tomatoes, chili beans and corn. Heat to boiling. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer uncovered 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. 2 . Meanwhile, heat oven to 375°F. Unroll dough; separate at pe
My Heart
My Dear Sweet Teresa, I thought I would let you know that my love for you is burning very brightly this afternoon. My heart longs for you. My heart longs to leap at the sound of your voice. My heart longs to be filled with joy by your smile. My heart longs for my love, respect and adoration to flow to you as I gently kiss your hands. My heart longs to be warmed when I hold you in my arms. My heart longs to feel the passion as I caress your face, stare into your beautiful eyes and tenderly kiss you. My heart longs to see our love for one another grow as we sit on the couch and we share from the heart. My heart longs to express my love for you as I rub your leg while we talk. My heart longs to be calmed and comforted as I lovingly kiss and caress your bare arms. My heart longs for me to cup your face in my hands and draw you in for a tender, loving and passionate kiss. My heart longs to feel the sensual passion and desire as we feed each other grapes. My heart longs to exp
Halloween Party Pops
Prep Time: 1 hr 15 min ; Start to Finish: 2 hr 15 min Makes: 16 cookie pops Halloween prep is super fun when you invite your little gobblins to help decorate adorable cookies on sticks. Cookies 1 roll (16.5 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated sugar cookies 16 craft sticks (flat wooden sticks with round ends) White Frosting 1 cup powdered sugar 1 tablespoon milk 1 tablespoon butter or margarine, softened Chocolate Frosting 1 cup powdered sugar 2 tablespoons unsweetened baking cocoa 1 to 2 tablespoons milk 1 tablespoon butter or margarine, softened Assorted candies (gumdrops, candy corn and licorice) 1 . Freeze cookie dough 1 hour. 2 . Heat oven to 350°F. Cut frozen dough into 16 (1/2-inch) slices; roll each into ball. On ungreased cookie sheets, arrange balls in circle, 3 inches apart and 2 inches from edges. Securely insert a craft stick into each ball with end pointing toward center of cookie sheet. 3 . Bake 10 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 2 m
My Son And His Marching Band Season
My son's high school marching band is doing really great this year. They have scored 1st place in all catagories, in all the competetions they have been in this year.. I am extremely proud of them. This weekend is their last competetion and they will be going to Atlanta Dome. This will be the biggest competetion that his school has been in for 10 years! I am so excited for them. I know they will do great! I can't wait for the fireworks for their performance!
Info About My Band's Cd
Hey FUBAR friends.. wanted to take the time to let you all know that my band From This Day will be releasing a full length CD (which may be getting picked up for distribution) in January. Starting next week we will be offering a pre-sale for this CD. Here’s what you’ll get … the CD “Forward” will be sent to you the week of the release, you will also get prior to that another CD which will have 3 original songs not on the CD, 2 live versions of songs, about 4 acoustic versions of songs from the “Forward” CD and about 5-6 recorded versions of the covers From This Day fans love and request us to play at shows constantly. You will also get a bumper sticker as well as a special run Tee-Shirt made just for the special order customers… all for only $20! That’s a deal you can’t beat… If you want to check out our music visit our website we have MP3s and live footage on the music page. If you want a free copy of our EP email us at Also wat
My Treat
it sweetly trickles down my fingers that taste of heaven when you are near i lick it delicately so i don't waste any and then save some for later for when you have to leave again.
Halloween Cookie Pizza
Prep Time: 15 min ; Start to Finish: 1 hr 5 min Makes: 24 servings This sweet twist on pizza pairs Halloween-favorite toppings with a quick-to-bake cookie crust. Cookie Pizza 1 (18-oz.) roll Pillsbury® Refrigerated Sugar Cookies 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1 cup candy corn 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips Icing 1/4 cup vanilla ready-to-spread frosting (from 16-oz. can) 1 . Heat oven to 350°F. Line 12-inch pizza pan with foil; grease foil. Cut cookie dough into 1/4-inch-thick slices; arrange in bottom of greased foil-lined pan. With floured fingers, press slices to form crust. 2 . Bake at 350°F. for 15 to 20 minutes or until deep golden brown. Cool 30 minutes or until completely cooled. 3 . Using foil lining, lift crust from pan; carefully remove foil from crust. Place crust on serving platter or tray. Spread peanut butter evenly over crust. Sprinkle evenly with candy corn and chocolate chips. 4 . Melt 1/4 cup frosting in small saucepan over low heat, st
Hoot Owl Salads
Prep Time: 25 min ; Start to Finish: 25 min Makes: 4 servings You'll be very wise, indeed, when you try a silly salad packed with veggies. 4 slices (3/4 oz each) American cheese 1/2 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 3 tablespoons Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix (from 1.25-oz package) 2/3 cup water 2 cups frozen O'Brien potatoes with peppers and onions (from 28-oz bag) 2 or 3 pitted small ripe olives, sliced 12 ready-to-eat baby-cut carrots 1/2 cup chopped leaf lettuce 1 . From each cheese slice, cut 2 (1 1/2-inch) rounds; reserve cheese scraps. 2 . In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook beef over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is thoroughly cooked; drain. Stir in taco seasoning mix, water and potatoes. Cook 3 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until hot. Stir in reserved cheese scraps until melted. 3 . Spoon beef mixture evenly into 4 (10-oz) ungreased custard cups. Top each with 2 cheese rounds to look like eyes of owl. Pl
Funny Face Taco Dip
Prep Time: 10 min ; Start to Finish: 10 min Makes: 16 servings (2 tablespoons dip and 3 chips each) Layers of sour cream, veggies and cheese make a daffy dip with a hot and spicy kick. 1 package (8 oz) cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup sour cream 2 teaspoons Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix (from 1.25-oz package) 1/4 cup red jalapeño pepper jelly 1/4 cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 1 cup finely shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) Small pieces assorted fresh vegetables 8 oz tortilla chips 1 . In medium bowl, mix cream cheese, sour cream and taco seasoning mix until smooth. Spread in 9-inch glass pie plate. 2 . In small bowl, stir jelly until softened. Stir in salsa. Spread mixture evenly over cream cheese mixture. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Decorate top of dip with vegetable pieces to look like silly face. Serve dip with tortilla chips. Store in refrigerator. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft):No change. For fun, serve black tortilla chips (actua
i strain against these bonds arms chained as your fingers rake across my flesh lips whispering wet and lucid upon my chest sending silent fury to my limbs i struggle against these bonds desire feeding upon your taunts and hungrily you lick your lips pausing for a moment inch by inch you pull at the cloth revealing your skin the fabric leaves your body exposing stomach and perfection your shapely arms that flow across my being uncovering well formed thighs beautiful and exposed only a translucent piece of material between us and with each second the hunger grows to taste your skin to feel your body against mine then your fingers dance across my thighs rising to my chest to my face caressing my anxious existence and the craving rages hotter struggling against these chains you wrap your legs around my head my hunger tearing at the cloth that separates us tasting you feeling you needing you as your fingers grip my neck pulling me in basking in your warm
Need Help!!
Hey Guys: We need help with an article. Need a list of famous bi-racial people and thier background. We already know Tiger Woods (Asian-Black) or Christian Aguilera (White-Hispanic), etc... I know there are a lot of famous people of mixed heritage but we're curious on who you can think of. There is a end reason why we want to know this, but it's a suprise, some smart people may have already figured it out. Sincerely, Chocolate Cheesecake (Writing Staff) also part of the Trinity if it matters to you.
Head Games
I grew up learning that you say what you mean, and mean what you say! Well, when I hear someone else say that they are iterested in becoming my g/f, I tend to believe them! Why wouldn't I? Love knows NO bounderies! But then when that same someone has other men on their site thanking them for a wild night, or saying "I love you too".... it makes me wonder. HEAD GAMES! Why are they played? WTF is with hese people that they HAVE to string us men along?
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a
Do You Have A Theme Song?
Do YOU have a theme song? One that eerily, and almost (if not completely) accurately, sums up you or your life? Mine is "Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty. What's yours? (Although, I would prefer it if you limit yourself to ONE song, you can have more than one if no one song would really do it. And the song can be ANY kind of song.)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. " George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. " Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. " Jack Nicholson " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin w
Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi
A Dream
last night i dreamed that you were in my arms that all i had given you was everything you wanted I held you so tight, and promised to never let go and take care of you forever last night i imagined that words wouldn't hurt that all i had said was what you needed to hear whispering softly and tenderly from my heart last night i hoped you would hear me and dream the same for one moment i was truly at peace together we were happy last night i wished the world would end so that moment would never go away but these dreams are just that, dreams nothing real. your heart would never break, and I would never cry last night i loved you if only for last night
I Just Want To Say Thankyou.
First of all THANKYOU! So you're wondering why i am saying thankyou, to those of you that have stopped into my profile ... looked around .. read a lil .. preved some pics and rated or left me comments, I thankyou, to the ones that have come adn looked and spent some fair amount of time at my pics .. gawd help your sole ... nothing is free is it so hard to leave a 1 - 11 or a comment ... yes this was also a slight whinge .. but also if you have already commented on things in my profile adn its been awhile .. please feel free to drop more in .. nothing says love like repeats. Anyway .... Thankyou to the ones that share the love. ♥ Bubblicious ♥ aka Venus.
Just Let Go...
Have you ever met someone who was almost perfect? Someone who has good looks, a great personality, and does their partner in a relationship right? Now, think about this... has that person ever been done like shit by their partner and it has made you so mad that you wanna bitch slap that person? I know someone like that... it sucks to see such a good person go through shit like that, doesn't it? I think this person knows who they are. I won't mention any names though. After talking to this person, I have learned something... if you JUST LET GO and live life to the fullest not worrying about when love will come and what is going to happen in the future, just live it day by day and whatever happens... happens, then it will come soon enough. Not just love, but happiness, or anything else you eventually want in life. So I want to say to that person... {and you know who you are} thank you for opening my eyes to that. I needed that kind of relisation in my life. The past is the past, the futu
Bs Selfhate Babble
So insecure and scared sometimes, over the thought of getting something you never thought you wanted in the first place. Your probably just being stupid and blind like every other time, no matter what you seem to be feeling.You dont deserve him, youll never deserve him. One day he will see that too, untill then just hold on tight and hope you dont hurt him.But your fucking toxic remember? Biohazard. Like it or not your actions always poison others. Worthless fucking peice of shit. Makeup only covers so much, it doesn't really fix the ugly. The marks are on your soul, just rip yourself open and [insert new soul here], that would be nice. Your undeserving of another chance. Your a complication, a misake, a thorn in the side of others. Pathetic, expecially for a 23 year old. It seems odd to me to have enough self loathing to want to be sober, dont deserve to be fucked up. A waste of a good drug on a waste of a person. High on hate, or is it the adrenaline as you fight off the urge to s
My Babygirl
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A New Day
I have been through all kinds of shit lately and I have no one to blame but myself really. I am in this life and not just a spectator, so why can't I act like it. Well, maybe I can draw the curtains back and find a reason out there, instead of in here.
Mmm Beermainds
Yahoo! News Well, you don't see something like this every day Wed Oct 24, 11:30 AM ET An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday. Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth. The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement. The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said. "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior
Thunderclap Newman: Something In The Air
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
The Guess Who: American Woman
Wut Kinda Bitch Am I
What type of Bitch are you?Sexy BitchDamn Lil' Mama!! You have that wit about you that drives men CRAZY. When guys approach you your the first one with a bitchy yet flirty comment. You put guys into their place and tell them how it is. Your a class A bitch with an actual brain. Your the first with a quick comeback! Good for you cause you are usually the one guys fall in love with first too!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Herbs For Diabetes
Since antiquity, diabetes has been treated with plant medicines. Recent scientific investigation has confirmed the efficacy of many of these preparations, some of which are remarkably effective. Only those herbs that appear most effective, are relatively non-toxic and have substantial documentation of efficacy are covered here. Pterocarpus marsupium (Indian Kino, Malabar Kino, Pitasara, Venga) The tree is the source of the Kino of the European pharmacopeas. The gum-resin looks like dried blood (Dragon's blood), much used in Indian medicine. This herb has a long history of use in India as a treatment for diabetes. The flavonoid, (-)-epicatechin, extracted from the bark of this plant has been shown to prevent alloxan-induced beta cell damage in rats. Both epicatechin and a crude alcohol extract of Pterocarpus marsupium have actually been shown to regenerate functional pancreatic beta cells. No other drug or natural agent has been shown to generate this activity. Bitter Melon (M
Its All Been Said Before ..but One More Time Wont Hurt.
br />From: SomeTiiMeSz ii WunDerr Date: Oct 23, 2007 6:49 PMi bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over
10 Years After: I'd Love To Change The World
Whiney Moment
Can't sleep. Gotta be up in 4 hours. This sucks. :(
WAITING... Waiting for your touch, Waiting for your kiss, Waiting for your breath upon my skin, Waiting for feel you inside me where you belong, Waiting for my dreams, Waiting for my lover, Waiting for you, Waiting....
Army Life
Last night I had a dream about what would have happened had I not made certain decision during my military career. I will not discuss what actually happened in my dream or what I did in the military. But needless to say I'm proud of the sacrifices I made. Not proud of some of the things I did, but they had to be done. If not by me, then by someone else. Alot of people enjoy the freedom that soldiers have sacrificed to preserve for them. Men and women die everyday in countries around the world because they to want the freedoms you enjoy so much. Yet only about 10% of the people in the United States are willing to enlist. I made many sacrifices during my time in the military and made alot of decision that affect my life now as a civilian. I served my country well and in the end got shafted. If the public knew what many men and women in uniform have sacrificed to give them the freedoms they take for granted and understood that those men and women did it without hesitating maybe
Ugh Late
it's almost 1am....i have to be up in 6 hours and i haven't taken my shower yet. i'll be back on tomorrow lol if i'm coherent enough. Jenn
You Can't Use My Answer
RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER...CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!! 1.How long do you spend in the shower? 9 minutes, 49 seconds, 38 milliseconds 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Jock strap 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Words written in cum. 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Striped leotards 5. Whats another word for blemish? big fucking red spot on the face 6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave? Anything I make 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.? Oprah 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.? Wants to test the "hot dog in a hallway" theory. 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps Oprah 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Urine test. 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Masturbating in apple pie. safe sex ftw 12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? "Get your ass home, bitch, and make
My Top 55 Favorite Cd Available Albums/eps
Most listenable in perfection... Hanna-Barbera Pic-A-Nic Basket Of... Jimi Hendrix Band Of Gypsys The Isley Brothers Live! The Jackson 5 The Ultimate Collection Jodeci Forever My Lady Denis Leary No Cure For Cancer Teena Marie I Need Your Lovin': The Best Of Teena Marie Maxwell Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite Monty Python's Flying Circus Monty Python & The Holy Grail Paul Mooney Race Chante Moore A Love Supreme Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy: Comedian Greatest Comedy Hits N.W.A. Greatest Hits New Edition Lost In Love: The Best Of Slow Jams Studio Grease Cast Grease: The Original Soundtrack From The Motion Picture Original Motion Picture Soundtrack O Brother, Where Art Thou? Television's Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 Television's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2
Magic Eraser Warning!
Ok, I'm sharing with everyone so they don't make the same mistake. These burns were caused by a Magic Eraser sponge. The mom in this case let her kids erase their crayon marks off the walls and never even thought the sponges would have this kind of chemical in them that would cause this kind of burn or even hurt them. Learn from her mistake. Pass this along to anyone who has kids or grandchildren. The photos are of Kolby - 24 hours after being burned by a Magic Eraser sponge. It was much worse the day before. Here is the email I received - One of my five year old's favorite chores around the house is cleaning scuff marks off the walls, doors, and baseboards with either an Easy Eraser pad, or the real deal, a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I remember reading the box, wondering what the "Magic" component was that cleaned crayon off my walls with ease. No ingredients were listed and absolutely no warnings were on the box, other than "Do not ingest." My package of the Sc
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Please Help :)
I entired my son in a comment bombing contest.This is the first time for me entering a contest so all help would be appreciated. Thank you.
Would You Notice I Was Gone
If i left would you notice if i just stopped talking would you notice i was no longer there i mean honestly how long would it take to notice i was not here anymore a few minutes a few hours days some maybe a few months. How many of you actually pay attention to your friends? well i feel it would take awhile for anyone to notice i was no longer around here.
Martha Or Maxine?
*Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You're probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. For goodness sake! Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. *Maxine's Way * When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." If you over salt a dish while you're cooking, that's too bad. Recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you'll eat it
Poems Of Love
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Payolas: Eyes Of A Stranger
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
Open The Window, Here Comes The Crystal Ball.
You know, the rant isn’t finished yet. I’ve still got a lot of anger built up inside, so I am fucking entitled to just keep right on fucking ranting. And you are gonna fucking like it. And guess what? If you don’t like it, to the fuck bad! I don’t give a shit. What are you going to do? Not talk to me anymore? EXPLAIN HOW THAT WOULD BE MOTHER FUCKING DIFFERENT!?! It’s entirely possible that none of you are talking to me right now. Let’s check, shall we? I’m not talking to Gen. I’d say everyone knows this and knows why, but face it- you probably don’t. So let’s just accept it as fact that I have not been on speaking terms with her for the past few years. She knows I’m not speaking to her, she got the letter, and it was made clear. BUT she emailed me last week with her new address!! Yeah, that’s kind of annoying. But let’s get back to the subject at hand. Two of my friends moved and DID NOT give me their new address for years. Or phone numbers. Yeah, I guess we lost touch. But
I Need A Salute
I need a salute to level up, but I'm too lazy. Anyway, I have a question for you guys. Marc and I have been living in this city now for about 2 months. We're not regular drinkers (we usually never drink until we go to London, ON). But I just know I want to get wasted this weekend, but I have NO clue where there are any bars, clubs or pubs. I looked under the yellow pages under the respectable categories, and even under wasted, but I can't find any. You have any idea how to go about finding them other than driving around this huge city? haha.
I Think I Have It...
Doing that "thinking" again...I better run huh? LOL. I am just gonna let things go...if things happen then they happen...I am not gonna plan. I am not gonna whine for things to be one least I am hoping not to whine. I am just gonna be. Go with the flow. When I think about everything in my past...going with the flow has always worked for me. So I am gonna give that a shot. What can it hurt? Jeff called me again...begging for money...again...when will he just learn??? I told him kno. I am seriously thinking about getting my cell phone number changed. Screw this shit of him calling me. Just stay away from him as much as possible. Have to get the divorce final tho. I am putting my surveys and stuff in my stash on Fubar. So any websites, surveys...what ever I find and want to share...go there. :) Check out my stuff too. :) I did my laundry. Oh yay! LOL Cleaned house. Just need to pick up my bedroom. I will be done. Gonna do
Update On Just Shizzle
They moved him to a nursing home rehab center so he can take the rest of his antibiotics. He's supposed to be coming home next Thursday if not sooner depending on how much more they make him mad. He sends his love and asks for everyone to keep him in their prayers. For those who don't know Just Shizzle here's the link for his page and make sure to leave lots of love. †ℑUST♥SHIZZLE†@FUBAR*TRISTAS*NIZZLE ¤11thDIMENTION¤¯♥CHARMED VISIONS SECURITY♥(F.a.R)♥(ŠIK)♥(n.W.o)♥@ fubar Hugs Trista
My Top 97 Cd Available Trax Of All-time
Are any of these in yours?? Dave Brubeck Take Five John Coltrane Part 1: Acknowledgement Ella Fitzgerald Azure Stan Getz The Girl From Ipanema Ronny Jordan The Jackal Gil Scott-Heron The Revolution Will Not Be Televised Bryan Adams Heaven The Allman Brothers Band Ramblin' Man The Beatles Here, There And Everywhere Texas Prison Camp Work Gang Go Down Old Hannah Boogie Down Productions Jimmy Bread If BusBoys K. K. K. L.A. Mass Choir/Rev. Calvin Bernard Rhone Cross That River The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy Television, The Drug Of The Nation Eagles Hotel California Roberta Flack Killing Me Softly With His Song Isaac Hayes I Stand Accused Chris Isaak Wicked Game Jodeci U & I Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Denis Leary Asshole
Oh ... My ...god
I just figured out when I leave a comment on a pic everybody gets told about it right away ....Blushes oh yea quite a bit right now
A Little About Me
Paul Hyde: I Miss My Mind The Most
An Open Letter To Suga
suga lips darling.admit it,you know she is mine.our chemistry is undeniable.we were meant to be.everyone asks her questions about me and everyone used to think she was my woman.well now that she is my woman you have to come to that reality!so this is my official decleration that me and *~J~* are officialy an suga baby you will have to move on.if you look at a prior blog you will see the dress she will wear for our special day!suga,i am sure you will find someone,but eyes and mind off my baby!SHE IS ALL MINE!JUST LOOK AT THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT ME,TELL HER BABY *~j~*! then w
I Was Just Thinking
Things will never be again, will they? Turn around and do it over but it won't be the same. It can never be done twice. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much effort is put in, you always end up with what you had when you started. So what comes next? Nothing! All you can do is nothing. Never should've wanted it in the beginning. Let it go!!!!!! It's like life, you just let it go!
Contest!!!! I entered this thing figuring i'd give it a shot. plz help me!!! -arthur
Another Contest
hey all i am back after my time away and what better way to make a come back then to enter a contest lol lol lol anywho plz come and show me some luv and leave a comment or 50 lol, here is the link thanks for the help
A Military Wife In The Army Of One
A Military Wife in the Army of One You aren't issued with the uniform, boots and weapon, But you are one lady no one should step on. It usually goes "With this ring, I thee wed," But add in "Even if it means me in an empty bed." "and the weeks in the field with many late nights," "which will at some point lead to fights." Yes, a military wife is courageous and strong, Even when the days seem so long. When you feel like you're at your wits end, You "Suck it up" and start to mend. You learn the Army language, All those acronyms, "How can I manage." PX, AAFES, LES, MOS - the list goes on and on, All those letters would make an ordinary woman yawn. But those letters are part of your life, The life of a proud military wife. You move too much and decorate too little, Because you always seem to leave in the middle. Don't get too settled and make lots of friends Because home is wherever the Army you sends. And then one day the orders come down, Your husband soon will be l
Magic Eraser Caution!!!!
Ok, I'm sharing with everyone so they don't make the same mistake. These burns were caused by a Magic Eraser sponge. The mom in this case let her kids erase their crayon marks off the walls and never even thought the sponges would have this kind of chemical in them that would cause this kind of burn or even hurt them. Learn from her mistake. Pass this along to anyone who has kids or grandchildren. The photos are of Kolby - 24 hours after being burned by a Magic Eraser sponge. It was much worse the day before. Here is the email I received - One of my five year old's favorite chores around the house is cleaning scuff marks off the walls, doors, and baseboards with either an Easy Eraser pad, or the real deal, a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I remember reading the box, wondering what the "Magic" component was that cleaned crayon off my walls with ease. No ingredients were listed and absolutely no warnings were on the box, other than "Do not ingest." My package of the Sc
The Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn
Miracle In A Bottle :)
DermaTox Promotes cell renewal. Good for burns, oily skin, acne, abrasions, removes skin tags and most warts. Great skin calmer if you get an allergic reaction. Women have said it helps with yeast infections. This product is amazing! My friends work for the company so I get free product :) I have extremely oily skin and a couple sprays of this (gotta rub it in a little) and it's controlled for the rest of the day. That in itself is a miracle. I was paying $60 a pop everytime I bought ProActiv to do the same thing! Not anymore. I wouldn't be telling you about this if it didn't work. Distributed by: Healthy Habits P.O. Box 12069 Scottsdale, Az. 85267-2069 Orders: 1-800-604-6766 Email: REL
Sometimes I Wonder
Sometime I wonder what I'm doing in life. Maybe I'm the only that feels that way. I have a good life by most anyones standards. I have a high school diploma as well as a BA degree from a univerity. I'm married and own my own home at teh age of 25. I also have a solid career. I have a great family and some of the best friends that anyone could ever ask for. Why do I feel this way sometimes then? I have what I need and even some of what I want. I just sometimes feel like, I don't know, like I'm not really doing anything with my life or that I'm not accomplishing something. I know it has to me but sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing here. Sometimes I truly feel that there is no purpose to my life. I really want to be someone. Someone who helps other, someone who truly matters. Maybe the stress of my job and life are getting me down. I see problems and I try so hard to fix them but feel as though I'm not doing anything. I see family and friends in pain and in need and feel t
Punky's Debut On Fubar....
Here is the link to my grandsons pic. Most comments wins..this is our 1st contest...PLEASE HELP. and would appreciate reposting of bulletin and bl ogs..tyvm....huggzzzz
Sometimes, making up is easier than breaking up we believe if we just fake it enough we can trick ourselves into believing that we're still in love but in our hearts we know that it's inevitable though it's hard to let you go I know I must sometimes memories just ain't enough sometimes you outgrow the ones you love sometimes it's none of the above it's just the fact that people change no one's to blame there ain't nothing that stays the same so we sit around and cry because neither one of us want to be the first to say Goodbye Sometimes giving second chances Is easier than dealing with the fact that Once the trust is gone you can never get it back But your holding on because you're afraid of being alone So here you are holding on to something that's already gone And don’t act like it’s the first time you've heard it in this song Cause your heart done told you all along If your momma done showed you right from wrong No thing should hol
Wsc~*~special Request~*~help Pete-pdciii~
My friend Pete is in this contest. I know we are all tied up with other contest but If you can stop by rate his entry and if you can spare a few comments, he sure would appreciate it. So will I, smooches LuAngel 1st place wins a million dollar mansion 2nd place wins a yacht 3rd place wins a tropical vacation Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
I've been seeing a lot of morphs on here and thought they were really cool. I was wondering, can anyone make me one, please? I'd really appreciate it.
The Spirit Of A Dragon
The Spirit of a Dragon is wild & free, Not like you & me! The Spirit of a Dragon flies wild in the Heavens, Not in the Sea! The Spirit of a Dragon flies high in the clouds, Fast & fancy free! The Spirit of a Dragon is so new to me, So free I am to be me!!
~she Is At Peace Now~
How Freaky Are U N Bed
How Freaky Are U N Bed
Dont You Just Hate It ....grrrrr
I freeking hate it when Im busy posting a comment or rateins someone or there pic and I spot up in the right hand corner a blast with say a Pretty lady In your case it may be a hot guy ? Anyhow it sucks a lot when the blast is gone before you can click on it and then you cant find it again ....Grrrrrr dont you just hate it ok now im babbling again lol
Love Cry
Tyvm.....plz See Bulletin
I want to thank u for the comments. I got it figured out. The bulletin is titled "Punkys Debut on Fubar"-please read and REPOST...thank you all very much
Court Case
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
Warning, There Is Subtle Humor And Sarcasm Here
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w
People Who Leveled
Please Rate
CUTE-O-METER (Come on God help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter
California Is On Fire- Lets All Be Grateful For What We Have
A True Boyfriend
What a real man would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. yea 4 sure 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. work a great job and make it far 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. dunnno 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. sex on the beach 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. don't really like any 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. n/a 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. Aquarius 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.3 tattoo's 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. Attitude 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. yes 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. wwe 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A.optimistic 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. have funn and make tha best out of it 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. Bad date and be stuck there cuz no1 anwered tha phone at home 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A. i'm to blu
New Here
Ok I am officially new and confused...LOL
I Hate My Job
Well today was a really fucked up day at work....I've been at my job for about 5 months and been low man on the toem pole which is understandable except for the fact that some stupid little wetback who's only been there like 3 days is now further up the totem pole but i guess that's what happens when everyone in charge is a mexican....can anyone say reverse racism....let me know what you think and any advice to help me get through my workdays
A Tragic Kingdom....
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY...SAY A PRAYER AND GOD BLESS.....dubbed "California's Worst Firestorm"Pictures speak a thousand words>
Comments That Are Special
My New Friend
Please go to my new friends page and show him some love. He is a newby and I helped him level up. Thanks all my friends. SARGE@ fubar
'Shame you didn't book earlier! Although.... Yes, there seems to be an opening in my heart... Can i pencil you in for eternity? In fact, cancel all my other engagements. Just let me reschedule my life a bit... and MY soul can see you now!'
The Greatest Page In The Universe
Most people either love this guy or hate his guts. He's a pretty good satirical writer though...and he knows it. I almost fell out of my chair reading some of his articles. :P Website:
Come Pick Up Your Pumpkin
The News Just Keeps Getting Worse...when Will It Be Time For Some Good News?
Well the MRI from yesterday on my dad showed yet another place that the cancer has moved and that is the cerebellum of the brain...Which is almost the worst of all possible news. All I can ask now is that you pray harder and understand if I am not here a whole lot. Right now things are very difficult for me.... I do need my friends right now tho...So if you are one..thanks and I am going to ask you to PLEASE help me get through this....
Once Again, I'm Not A Therapist But...
I'm not on here for points or to find a Fu-Hubby or to even give a dam what anyone really thinks about me...I'm on here for pure entertainment folks. I write and I use this as my outlet. I have made a few friends on here and those that really know me, know I don't deal with alot of shit. So what's the point of the popularity race? Or the who can be crushed on the most? Or who has the most drama on their page? Or who can talk to the most people of the opposite sex and fill their head with lies? Life is a fast paced game people and if you choose to lead it with the wrong kind of people then your missing out on alot. I don't understand why people on here will continue to mislead others or lie to others into believing the fake ass shit they spit out of their mouth....and women, I have tried my best to warn you and give you the advice you ask for and yet you still end up getting hurt and then crying about it later...what the fuck? We are all adults here, so why can't we be honest adults. Wh
Are You Evil?
Almost Angelic Good for you, you're just a little evil. All of us have bad thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably safe traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And, hey, we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the b
Just Ugh
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies
Which Candy Heart Are You?
your candy heart says Say Yes! Is it that surprising your candy heart implores you to "Say Yes"? Well it shouldn't if it's just mimicking what your true heart wants to say. Whether you're with your soul mate or still trying to find them, you're beyond flitting from date to date. You're ready for it all, the commitment of a lifetime, the white picket fence and the matching "his" and "hers" slippers. Well, maybe not the slippers. But surprise you with a getaway trip to Paris, Ireland, the Southwest, and your partner can lock you in for good. And if you're still looking, remember this: The best ones are always in the least likely places.
Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this
Missing Chi
I'm feeling fairly confused lately. For the first time in a long time I can read anyone but my own Tarot cards. I don't know if it's because I'm mentally blocking something without realizing it or if I'm subconcsiously so afraid to know the truth to my own questions. I know that there is only so much I can control in my life. I've got a majority of it under wraps, but there are some things that I find myself wondering about. I know where I am in a personal sense. I know how to handle myself in a business sense. But I am so lost as to where I am or what I should be doing at a romantic stance. There are three basic levels in each persons life. Personal, Business, and Love. I've only got two of the three in check and it's throwing my whole balance off. I don't know here I stand in one situation and I'm being put in other situations that I'm not sure I want to be in. To put it simply, I work in Sales and I get hit on constantly by creeps, dirty old men, handicaps, and playboys. I'd
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
you're a Romantic Kisser Whew, is it warm in here or is that just you? When it comes to kissing, you get your drive from the lure of romance. For you, it's more than a meeting of the lips. You appreciate kissing for the rush and for what it symbolizes. Long-stemmed roses, candlelight dinners, and weekend retreats to bed and breakfasts. Sound about your speed? You're a kissing partner who can go beyond the sweet surrender of locking lips to discuss the meaning of relationships. To really express yourself, you're probably one who's concerned with setting the proper mood. You might light a fire or take your date to a beautiful lookout before cuddling and kissing. You probably like to make a lot of eye contact, gently hug and touch your date, and talk tenderly about your feelings. While your intentions are pure, your intensity might sometimes be a little overwhelming. Don't forget that being playful can also be a sign of affection, and remember, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss.
What's Your Romantic Fantasy?
it looks like your romantic fantasy is the Breakfast in Bed There are few things better than waking up to the smell of hot coffee and sizzling bacon, especially when it's right under your nose. Ahh, breakfast in bed. It's more intimate than a candlelit dinner, yet as comfortable as an old pair of slippers. Trusty sweethearts and reliable soul mates are the men of your dreams, not mysterious strangers from foreign lands. Whether it's cuddling next to a roaring fire, feeding each other pizza straight from the box, or gazing at the stars, your fantasy doesn't need to venture too far from reality. And that's cozy.
Thats Why Guys Like Me
What Ya Say
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe
What's Your Romantic Pattern?
your romantic pattern is Loving Too Much! The Loving Too Much pattern stems from your overflowing love and hope. However, it can be muddied by misguided feelings, expectations and sometimes, an unrequited desire. But, here's the recurring pattern you may see in your relationships: You're most attracted to people who are usually just out of reach. These people are all the more alluring for it — like those early crushes on teen idols. The less available your partner is, both emotionally and physically, the more desirable they become. You daydream, and your imagination fills in the details that reality hasn't provided. Do you ever seek out indirect contact with this person, visiting his workplace or getting to know his friends? Do you find yourself dreaming about marriage after a second date, or perhaps after a quick affair? The hit film "Fatal Attraction" illustrates an extreme version of the Loving Too Much pattern — taking it to abnormal levels. What it doesn't fully exp
Terrible Trust
Why is it that no matter who it is we trust...Family, friends, our lover....That it seems inevitable that we get hurt, torn, abused, neglected, ignored....It pains me so to even begin to care for someone....Never in my life has it been easy to give someone my heart....Sadly no matter how hard I try to fight caring I give in eventually!!...Slipping into the routine that has been lain by so many before....Me here loving and caring and them there so cold and callous...Well this has got to stop....I beg those who are close to me to forgive the distance I have been putting between us...I am just sick of being the one who seems to get sucked in and pulled down and I don't want that anymore....If you have hurt me then you know more than anyone else I will tell you that I'm hurting...If not then please do not worry....Just give me time to sort out the crazy thoughts and feelings inside....
24 Oct. 2007
Whatever may come, or tomorrow may bring, today is the seed, for tomorrow to begin. The past is done, look not to regret, yesterday is a lesson, to never forget. Dwell not on the future, for you live here now, today is to smile, never to frown. Live in truth, of heart to believe, for dreams of your works, of mind to conceive. Fail not to the dark, of man's vengeful heart, or happiness and truth, shall soon depart. No matter what comes, it is all of our choice, we speak today, and hear tomorrow's voice. No matter how bad, things may seem, today is the seed, for tomorrow to begin.
Startin To Feel The Love
thanx to slave-n-waiting for the drink and the love
The Relationship Iq Test
your Relationship IQ is 124 This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Relationship IQ test. Your Relationship IQ score is a number that measures your general knowledge of how people should behave in relationships. But we also took a look at how you behave in your relationships. Your test results tell us that your greatest relationship strength is communicating with your partner while your weakest is .
Discover Your Sexual Personality
your sexual personality is Omega-ELDN-9. Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Omega), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (9). As an Omega, you are someone who feels sexy, looks sexy, and really knows the ropes when it comes to lovemaking. Your sex appeal is more overt than others and your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high.
Mad Cat Radio Taking Over
I give up sometimes, I really do. :'( By the way - thanks, a lot of you have been very kind to me. I hope you're all doing good, having a nice week. I feel kinda' sad :'((( But I guess things will be okay.. Night all. xXxXxXxXxXxXx
What Zodiac Sign Should You Be?
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but, overall, you're a LIBRA. You are one polished and elegant individual! And as a Libra, you require romance in your life. You prize beauty in others, and the stars predict that you are quite a piece of eye-candy yourself. But beware: If an emphasis on physical appearance is taken too far, you'll be viewed as judgmental and somewhat superficial. A passion for balance and order makes your symbol a set of scales. You crave harmony and are extremely diplomatic. As an air sign, you are a great communicator and are, therefore, quite relationship-savvy. Although you have an easygoing and optimistic personality, you can be narcissistic at times. Libras are all about sophistication and are revered for their unmatched charm.
Who's Your Movie Star Double?
your movie star double is Angelina Jolie A wild child like you needs to be played by someone who's not afraid to live life on the edge, someone who doesn't mind bending the rules a little when necessary, someone like Angelina Jolie. While you may not be the kind of person to tattoo your true love's name on your body, we still think Angelina would perfectly capture your adventurous attitude toward life. Back in high school, were you the one harassing the substitute teacher and freaking out your folks by driving too fast? Well, even if you weren't climbing out your bedroom window and into a carfull of your pals late at night, you probably had your own ways of pushing the envelope and making adults turn gray before their time. Like Angelina, you probably still like playing hard, that's the way you can really experience life. Leave the armchairs for other people. You, like your movie star double, prefer an edge that makes you feel alive. Angelina never apologizes for the decisions
wandering in circles, berating my self degrading myself, debating myself Lifting a hand Lashing out at the cause Of my shame and pain I feel my lips bruise Tasting the blood feeds the anger Striking again and again Feeling the pain is at least something real Pain pretty pain, it's is something to feel Still lost in my mind wandering endless confusion wish this delusion left numb and alone
The Chakra Test
your most positive energy is flowing from your Fifth Chakra This is the chakra located at the top of your throat. The fifth chakra represents honesty and truth. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your fifth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to feel a more burning need than others do to speak the truth, treat people with respect, and act with integrity. Possessing strong fifth chakra energy also suggests that you're not one to fight your life's natural path. Instead, you seem to align your will with divine will. Whether they're allowing positive energy to flow or preventing it from doing so, all seven of your body's chakras contribute to how you are feeling on a day-to-day basis. When they're balanced, you feel energized and at the top of your game. When they're unbalanced,
The Beginner’s Mind Is A Beautiful Place To Come From
On a day significant to tragedy I feel foolish writing of my own personal tragedies. However, each one of us has our own battles to fight and variety of emotions to deal with. No matter our startus or situation, we're all still equally human. A little over a month ago, God and his wife showed up at my door and told me I'd better sit "the fuck" down. It was harsh, but it was the only way I'd comply. I'd become a busy body, rising at 5:55am to host a friendly writing camp that began every day at sunrise, followed by a trip to the gym and a full day's shift in life putting me to bed around 2am. Rinse and repeat for over four weeks. I thought I had it made. I was ruling; stringer and smarter then ever. Even with a fried laptop and all my missing videos, pictures, and music I wasn't letting that keep me down. Even with a busted cell phone I was finiding ways to communicate with nature and those closest to me. Technology wasn't one of my top priorities to master. It was my mind and bod
What Are You Afraid Of?
not being good enough Have you ever noticed that you're more concerned about how others perceive you than many people around you? Or do you sometimes worry more than you should about doing things perfectly or feel afraid that others will mock you in some way? If so, you're not alone. There are many people who share your fear of not being good enough. It can be a real strength to recognize your fears. By being aware of the things that frighten you, you can assess whether fear is helping you or negatively impacting your life. For instance, a fear of not being good enough may sometimes motivate you to take action in a positive way, like by being more diligent in pursuing your goals than others. However, fear's negative aspects can sometimes be more damaging than you realize. Living with fear not only prevents you from living life to the fullest; it can also have a significant negative impact on your energy, health, and your close relationships if not kept in check.
Not That Any Care But
Il be gone thurs - mon dunno if il have net ;s
Do U Remember?
I can't believe after all this time,I can't get over you, I guess a love like ours is one of a kind,a love that is true. It's been 7 years sense you left me to go to God & heavens immensity, Do you still remember me? It's like a bad dream that plays over & over in my head, Of things I wish I'd done or words I would of said. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think of you, Even after all this time,what am I going to do? Maybe this is the way mommys are suppose to feel, Perhaps our wounds are never intended to heal. If I could ask but one question why, How is it God could need you more than I?
Since it's almost that time of Ghosts and Ghouls. I was just curious to ask all of my friends an interesting question. Do you all believe in ghosts? Have you ever had an encounter with any paranormal activity? I am big time curious about ghosts and I've always wondered if they were real or not, or if it could be a figment of people's imaginations? I am watching ghost hunters right now (one of my favorite shows EVER) and it gave me the inspiration to write this blog, and I'd definitely love to hear what people have got to say about any paranormal experience. Actually to tell you the truth, i was thinking about spending the night at an actual haunted house the night of hallows eve. I think that would be an amazing experience. Do you think that would be fun or would i be a serious dumb ass for even thinking about doing that? Please give me some feedback here ;) Love You All, Derek (Pureevilness)
Harry Potter Eeerrrr? Yeaaahhhhh
everybody talking about harry potter,not just ppl but media too. I usually have a pretty funny reaction when I get bombarded like that,refuse to have anything to do with what they're trying to push on you so hard. In this particular case I'm glad I forced myself to do things differently ( mainly because I found a huuuugggeeee discount on those dvds , figured I'd at least know what the fuss is about ,good grief!!!!) The story was cool,really cool indeed,I am now disappointed nothing like that happens in real life,it really sucks,I'm looking for track n# 13 and a 1/2 myself,wish me luck for me to find it , Lmao. But the most amazing thing of the whole story is HARRY POTTER HAS MY SAME IDENTICAL LOOKING DENTURE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now here's the question,does he have a girl's teeth or I have a guy's ? don't know that I'll sleep well knowing I could have a guy's teeth 8-P and I never ever wore braces , which makes em more than naturally so. In other words , it's natur
Boredom Sucks
i'm bored and not drunk (on here) so i figured i'd try this to see if i can get some drinks, comments, just plain out luv.
Bad Ass Scorpios!!!
Scorpions are known for their intense and powerful natures. They are willful, proud and calm with an electrifying undercurrent of seething intensity. Purposeful and animated with force, they project a magnetic personality. Their demeanor is dignified and reserved, affable and courteous, and many have a gaze that is both direct and penetrating. Their secretive natures make them natural detectives. Many Scorpios possess a suspicious outlook, and need to know the reasons behind everything. Scorpio does nothing in half measures. An all or nothing attitude permeates their entire life. When fixed on something or someone, the scorpion perseveres. Scorpio never settles. Life is meant to be lived to the fullest or not at all. Scorpio will rarely be found in the center of activity, but will always know just what is going on of concern to him. Their tenacity and willpower are enviable, their depth of character and passionate conviction admirable, but it is their deep sensitivity that makes them t
So my birthday is saturday and I really dont want it to be.... Not because I'm afraid of gettin older (I'm really not afraid of it) but its because every year for my birthday or for christmas or something, somethign bad always happens. I mean always I've had a hell of a day. Nothin but crying, and upset.... and Only two people know why!!!! Only two. I'm worried. I'm stressed. I'm upset I'm everything but smiling right now! ... Gosh I hate this..... Is it so bad for me to want this one thing? I already told maria Whats botherin me.... She said I'm not but I am. I have to be. Or else i wouldn't be the one screwed over so many times. So Happy Early birthday to me, just so I can get screwed over! watch... I bet you any money Maria!
Is He "the One"?
Go ahead and stop your search, because it looks like you've found "the One"! You are one lucky woman! Destiny has brought you two together. All of your best qualities probably shine when you are around your man. And the same goes for him. The complementary nature of your relationship is one huge indication that he's perfect for you! Even better — your responses indicate that you've found not only a romantic partner, but a great friend as well. Nothing's better than finding both in one person. There's no easy recipe for a long-lasting relationship, but you've somehow found the main ingredients. Chemistry is definitely a great starter. Then you just need to add some trust, communication, and respect. Of course, a dollop of humor and a generous amount of romance make the meal much more satisfying. There are many more things you can add to make it better, but those extra ingredients depend on the needs of the relationship and the individuals involved. The two of you have clearly mastere
42 Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
Help Nea Plz Love U Guys
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Shoulder Surgery
I had my surgery today and so far so good. For those who don't know I tore my rotator cuff back in July. Today I had an arthroscopic procedure to sew up the tear, insert an anchor, and reattach the bicep. Doc said the tear in the labrum was not as bad as the MRI showed, but the tear in the cuff was worse than expected. So now I'm resting somewhat comfortably with percocet and this nifty cold water circulating device wrapped around my shoulder. Thank you Nancy for being my helper today so my wife could tend to the kids and make the day as normal as possible for them (and her). Days like this remind me of what a wonderful family I have. They are doing everything they can to make me comfortable. A long rehab is ahead of me but with the family and friends I am fortunate to have, it will be a breeze.
Help Me Plz
ok i joined thomas contest since i had no chance in the other one .. too many friends were in the same contest with me ... but im excited bout tryin to win a happy hour .. i know a few of u i can count on and im askin pretty please for the rest of u to help me out :D u must fan and add thomas to be able to comment and no scripts or cherry blasters allowed »†HøĦ姫@ fubar this contest start the 25th at 5 pm till nov 1st at 5pm decided i was not gonna let some jerk call me a bad friend bc i wanna try to win a hh and screw him he dont even know me and what i do and give to my real friends
Ain't That The Truth!
It ain't the smoke, it's the fire that gets the burnin' done If it wasn't for the bullet, nobody'd fear the gun It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts Thunder's just a noise, boys, lightnin' does the work
Okay so men suck. I know that is a very general statement, but it is so true. Either they are married, gay, taken, players, or "friends"! Don't get me wrong the guy I am seeing is a great guy, but.....he is in love with his ex. Yes he was honest and told me this, but it's still a jagged little pill. Then of course there are the guys that you kind of date...see where things go and they don't really go anywhere, he changes, you change, you part as friends and then as time passes and poof...gone. And of course there is always "the one that got away". *sigh* If only all the "if onlys" could happen then well....then we would wonder the "if onlys' about someone else. So I guess it is just better to keep the chin up and know someday it will get better and if it doesn't then perhaps being alone is the best option. After all how can you love someone else if you don't love yourself first.
My daughter, "krystalklear" entered my grandson in the "Largest Contest in Fubar History"..(hes on a merry-go-round) and we need to make a bulletin but don't kno how-could someone PLEASE help?.......Thank you all very much....HUGGZZZZ
Are You A Sex Goddess?
Hestia A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. Y
The Passion Predictor
Guardian Angel Chances are you've kicked around the idea of settling down on some shady lane with your honey and maybe even thought about having a kid or a couple of pets. Even if you've never cooked a pot roast or picked out fabric for curtains, we'll bet you've got solid nurturing instincts nestled within. That's why, when it comes to your partner, you're the Mother Teresa of romantic relationships. Doing little things like planning cool vacations and jotting a quick love note, tells your partner daily how much you care. This A+ quality not only makes you a compassionate lover, but also a trusted friend. Here's the rub: You're ready to give and give, but sometimes you might get resentful when your significant other doesn't return the favor. It can be difficult for you to let people fend for themselves, but try to focus on maintaining balance. Be sure to look out for number one, and try to indulge yourself as often as you indulge those you care about.
The Love Test
Romantic Middle Okay, so you're not a die-hard romantic who carelessly tosses around loving words, hopeful promises, and doting acts, but you do a pretty great job of expressing your loving feelings. Couple hood suits you to a T, and you like coming up with new, creative, non-mushy ways of showing your sweetie how you feel. You know very well that there are other ways to show love, respect, and admiration besides all that flowery mambo-jumbo. Basically, you're passionately romantic without being excessively sentimental — practical, but also sweet and sensitive. Because no matter what, it's very important to you that your partner understands how much you care about him — you love how close you feel to him when you tell and show him what's in your heart.
My brain and my heart don't seem to be talking to each other much these days. My brain knows something's bad for me but my heart won't listen. I pretend to be fine and people believe me. I hold it all in and don't cry so no one knows. I laugh and joke and quietly die inside. I hide everything I feel and am what everyone else needs me to be. I long to be happy, I want to love and be loved in return. I want to know how it feels to feel like smiling. I want to know what it's like to hold the person I love and know he loves me in return. My brain says I don't need love and all the problems it can bring but my heart says everyone needs love! Don't get me wrong, seeing my friends happy in love makes me happy. I just want to be happy in love too. I gave someone my all and they broke my heart. I miss him every day and wonder when the pain will end. I know he's going to need me again someday and wonder if I'll be dumb enough to still be here for him. Tonight I feel lost and lonely and afraid I'
What Color Is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
What's Your True Color?
your true color is Red! Your color is red, the color of racy sports cars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you
Be Mine Tonight.....
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.
Friday October 26, 2007
OK so Im going to SKREAMPHEST on Friday nite to celebrate my 21st birthday! Dress up. Come out. And play! EVERYONE is invited! Its all ages! Get your ass out there and party with ME! link for more info: I want to see each and every fucking one of you there.... and in case u dont know already... my hair is black now! so come find me.... if u can...
The Ultimate Personality Test
you're a Poet! Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Poet which means you are a Thinker / Golden Your primary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics. That means you're complex and artistic with a rich inner life. Chances are you're a bit shy and quiet, and you enjoy peaceful, comfortable environments. You're an interesting person to know, full of insights and inspiration, even though you're sometimes hesitant to express them.
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-the Sexual Turn On Test-
you get equally turned on by personality and environment People who are equally turned on by a person's personality and environmental factors are aroused by the emotional or intellectual connection with someone. However, that arousal is often heightened or lessened depending upon the situation or environment you are sharing with them.
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
Your Iq Score Is 100
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
I Got Your White Trash Here
Let me make one thing clear to all you guys on here that talk to my wife. My wife does not hide anything from me, I am fully aware of the conversations you have with her. There is one guy in particular that makes me laugh, his name on here is B.M.F. This guy has the balls to ask my wife to make him a nude salute, taking advantage of her niceness. My wife is not afraid to show her body, but she don't flaunt it to every one and for every one to see. If you are privilaged enough to see my wife on cam or in pics , count your blessings. To get to the point, this guy asks my wife to make him a nude salute. When my wife doesn't do what he asks, he writes her a shitty comment bad mouthing her. I messaged this fool to tell him to leave my wife alone and to stop messaging her and he spouts off some stupid ramblings of a fool at me. He tells me that I'm white trash and commences to try to be hard online. Boy this is the fucking internet. You talk about white trash, you're the one who gets his jol
Just What I Am Thinking At This Particular Time
Ever hear a song and it totally explicitly has you pegged? Well, after the night I am having tonight this song comes on and I find myself sharing with whomever cares enough to listen besides myself... Smoke Rings In the Dark.... Well, I won't make you tell me, What I've come to understand, You're a certain kind of man, And I'm a different kind of woman. I tried to make you love me, You tried to find the spark of a flame that burns and somehow turns to smoke rings in the dark. The lonliness within me, Takes a heavy toll, Cause it burns as slow as whisky, Through an endless aching soul. And the night is like a dagger, Long, cold and sharp, As I sit here on the front porch, Blowin smoke rings in the dark. I know I must be going, Cause love is already gone, And all I'm taken with me, Are the pieces of my heart, And all I'll leave is smoke rings in the dark. The rain falls where it wants to, Wind blows where it will, Everything on Earth goes somewhere, But I swear standing still. So
Here's A Little Bit Of A New Short Story
I'm working on called 'One Night'. 'It was her ro-workers birthday---she was going to the party; she thought it unusual for a party to start at midnight. Just her and the girls from work having a sleepover. What she didn't realize was what was in store for her. ' Thats all i havr right now ill finish it and put the whole story up in the next few days (as soon as i figure out what will happen). tired, still a bit sick, goodnight all
5143 To Level
~Dream~ needs 5143 to level! Please show her some love!! ~Dream~@ fubar
One Of The Many Ways Of Sex
So, someone made me think this evening about phone sex. I personally am not for it. I don't care if you do it. More power to you if it works for you, it just doesn't work for me. They don't have casual sex or have partners solely for sex so they substitute with phone sex. That's admirable, keeps em safe, but that's just constant masturbation. Don't get me wrong, I've done it a time or two many moons ago, but I need the satisfaction of skin on skin. The taste, see, feel and all the other sensations it brings with it. You can't kiss a phone and that is an important part of it. In case you are wondering, yes I've had and still have kiss less sex.. makes me remember of that scene in pretty Woman when Julia ROberts says kissing makes it personal. So.. what do YOU think? Is it worth the hassle of holding the phone with one hand while pleasing yourslef with the other or would you rather just play alone?
How We Interact
In a flash everything changes, that which you though you knew changes. In my own humble assessment I believe there is a certain hierarchy to human relationships. It goes something like this. Familiarity, Desired, Wanted, Needed. This may be confusing to some so I’ll break it down a bit. Familiarity- Something that you gain after talking to someone, coming to a certain comfort level with them. Desired- What you gain in the next step, someone prefers to spend time with you rather than others. Wanted- What happens when someone actively seeks you out for whatever reason. They LOOK to you for a certain something. They SEEK you out rather than choose convenience. This is when you begin to feel a certain amount of worth to someone, either real or perceived. Needed- The highest. When you become such an integral part of someone’s life that you NEED them with you. This can be the most fulfilling and ALSO the most dangerous. It is at this point you are the most vulnerable, persona
Know Anyone With A Mask?
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My Birthday
thank you to all who sent me birthday wishes. i have been been away for a while i will get back to you when i can i know some are for the points some are for the friends i won't forget i am very limited on time thanks again with love sixxkitten!
My New Little Picture Game
okay so i'm bored nothing new on that one so i came up with something i'm gonnn post a pic in my blog that i found or like for anyone too see i'll probly post every 10mins just depends on how bored i am... i think this picture is very colorfully and pretty
Corn Cob Surprise
Dreams And Realism
I'd jump up and catch a million stars, And if I did, I know just what I'd do, Probably just arrange them on a paper, Then try and sing them back to you. I could give you gifts of gold, And each one would be inscribed, With one special memory, That you also have inside. Try I would to give you everything you'd want, For that matter, ever need, Even that wouldn't compare to, Everything you've given to me. Honesty coupled to compassion, Always you lend a tender ear. I look deeply into your eyes, And all my troubles seem to disappear. But, I'll probably never be rich, Or never lucky enough to catch a star, I can give you one thing though, The love in my heart. It's something you'll never be without, Even if your away long and far, This is my gift to you, My love is where you are.
The Beauty Of A Night Shared
In the Clear Night Sky I look High above me Seeing the Pale Moon and Stars Knowing that you see then too Even though we're miles apart I take comfort in knowing That there is at least one thing That we both Share Each Night And this is the Night Sky The many Stars shining like Diamonds sounding the Pale Bright Moon In the Clear Sky high above I close my eyes, tilting my face high As a soft smile crosses my tender lips Knowing that in this we Share The Pure Beauty of the Night Quietly I start to sing my song Wishing that my voices is carried to your ears As my words are swept away with the wind So that you could hear my Nightly Song Wrote 10~24~2007
I Love You . . .
I think your soft kisses, Then think of your soft touch, The way you bite your lip and kick the ground, I just love you so much. The way you often look at me, The way you often smile, I really love that you're shy sometimes, But only once and a while. When you look at me, You think I'm not looking at you, You never think I realize it, But oh yes . . . I really do. Love the way you cuddle, Love watching you sleep, I love the way you bite your lip, When you think long and deep. I love that I love you, From the beginning or start, I want to be the one my dear, I give you the key to my heart.
My Dream
Each day to pass, I see your smile, to warm my heart, all the while. For many others, see your beauty and grace, yet I see the tender soft, angelic face. Each time I look, and our eyes do meet, I see your heart, so soft and sweet. I feel your pain, of promises made, to be left alone, in the cold night's shade. I know only, if I may say to dare, that truth of your beauty, is beyond compare. Which comes not from the flesh, as others may see, but from within, your angelic beauty. For quite some time, I have been drawn to you, yet frightened to speak, my heart's secret truth. I would hold you close, if you would let me near, I would make you safe, from all doubt and fear, I would dry your tears, if you should but weep, I would pray my heart, you would truly keep. First and foremost, I would be your friend, I am of true heart, 'til my dying end. Yet 'tis only a dream, which I do share, for there is my angel, for which I care. As our lips meet, to but silently pray, I
10 Reason To Have Sex!!!
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe
Dear Military Wife (from Unknown)
Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home. I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with. And I have
Goatse Practice
Do you think sometimes people are just meant to be want to be more...or try to be doesn't work...someone gets hurt... Sometimes it takes a good long talk to realize that you can love yor friends in ways that you could never love a lover... Imma flirty girl...and i get crushes QUICK...some of you well know this... But if you don't run away screaming from the mush i send your the end...i will realize that we are friends...GREAT ones... that i absolutely do love you...but not romanticly.. If you read this and think she means might be right...but chances should ask just in case..:)
20 October 2007
The sun now sets, upon this silent day, People pass by, to go about their way. Couples in love, to play in the cold, others just trying, to keep from getting old. More in search, of truth unknown, leaving their dreams, now that they've grown. Too many times, they see with their eyes, to believe in the ways, of mans' money and lies. Yet look to the heart, with truth to speak, for so many grow tired, helpless and weak. I lend out my hand, to help them stand tall, I speak of hope, to them I call. I give them strength, to laugh again, to give truth of love, and learn where they've been. I show them truth, that dreams do come true, If they never give in, nor defeat its' due. Hope and love, I have so much to share, yet they go their own way, forgetting to care. Two to laugh, to cry as one, love in truth, is the answer to come. Though I give, to all who I am, I am still in need, for I am still a man. Alone I go, as they start anew, I sleep in silence, waiting for love i
Naruto- Down With The Sickness
Pre Op Testing
hi everyone, well i had the preop testign today done , they did all that fancy stuff like take bp readings, blood, asked alot of questions about what im allgeric too. what meds im on. as of today its a wekk till surgery.can't wait for it to be done and over with.its been a long 5 months. thank u to everyone that has wished me well, and to the ones who have asked before it will be next wed for sure that surgery will be done. just say alot of prayers, thanks again to my fans and specail people, and especailly thnak to you lizzy, and jenffier, with out whom i couldn't get through all this. you are the greatest friends
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On The Road Again
Well, im not having luck at finding work here in denton, so its time for me to move on. IM going to go back to my roots, in the small towns of East Tx and try and start a new life. There are a lot of jobs out there, and i should be able to find one pretty quick. My family started out there 130 yrs ago, and i love the area, so it'll be good.
Naruto- Headstrong
Desert Rain
You bring wonders to my life and make it worth living in its entirety. The imprints your kisses left on my soul keeps the flame of passion burning in me. The heat is always at its peak like the heat in the desert from the sun at high noon. It makes the camel dry of thirst after hours of long walk in an endless dune. Years are counted before rain falls to satisfy the parched desert sand. I will wait forever for the rain to come until forever is gone.
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Scorpio Facts
Scorpio The Scorpio represents one of the strongest, most intelligent signs of the zodiac. He or she has a deep well of strength that, if tapped into, can produce a powerful ally, or a vindictive enemy. A huge abundance of energy usually makes this person a powerful achiever and go-getter; the Scorpio is not lazy. Though their worst fault is jealousy, in all arenas, they also have the power within to turn this around and DO something about it. Above all, the Scorpio represents the Phoenix, that ancient symbol of death and resurrection from the ashes of youth, that fire that never dies but merely rises above and continues to change into something else. An argument is not merely an argument to a Scorpio, nor is it a chance to butt heads, but rather an experience of expressing and listening so that both participants can "rise above" and come out in a better position than when they began. This energy of the Scorpio is also frequently seen in sports, and needs to be properly channeled in
I am a man, who lives to teach, of spirit, of life, of love, I do preach. Though alone, I walk in this world, I make everyone smile, both men and girls. I dance, I sing, to amuse them all, I pen my wit, to my rise and fall, I voice my wisdom, to those who take heed, I show my charms, to plant truth's seed. I have been blessed, all know my name, a legend of kindness, I have became. Many know me, as the lone wolf in black, for many names I have, which are all intact. Yet there is only one, they never do see, the name I hide, when alone I be. A man who does weep, silent, alone, A man whose heart, has not a home. For all I have done, one thing for I pray, to hold the one, who would love me, both night, and day.
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Oh For Christ's Sake...
so there's this guy (i know, typical)..and he's a nice guy, has a good job, great kids, bla bla bla..appears to be normal.... ..all this time i thought he was married, so i never gave him another thought..then?..i find out he is divorced...HUH??? ..sooooo?..i start talkin to him and getting to know him a little better and geeezz...what a waste of time.... ..goes to show that things aren't really what they appear to be...
Babies First Dr. Visit
> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >=
Buying A Barbie
A father goes shopping for his daughter's birthday gift. He goes to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, And Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.
In case you didn't know it, -even- Has a few fans out there ... Now that's a different story! I hope your day is something to cheer about!
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How To Eat
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop an
How To Give A B... J..
How to give your man the best blow job Most men think that all women are born knowing how to give a good blow job. This is actually far from true; many women aren't sure how to give a good blow job. For instance some women believe that biting the penis feels good but most men will tell you otherwise. Most men don't like the feeling of teeth on their penis. Teeth can create discomfort and can possibly tear the skin if you are not careful. To minimize any discomfort from teeth try tucking your lips over your teeth before giving a blow job. To practice this technique, try placing your lips together with your teeth apart. Then open your lips slowly and keep your teeth apart and that should work perfectly. Another aspect of giving a good blow job is lubrication. Most people tend to use their own saliva as lubrication. When practicing safe sex and your using a condom for fellatio, try an un-lubricated brand because lubricated brands most of the times have a bad taste. If you prefer
Lol Get It Right, Why We Don't Have Sex!!!!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a
How To Strip Tease For A Woman
Men aren't the only ones who enjoy a good show. Women are equally turned on by gyrating body parts and naked flesh. Perform a strip tease for your woman, and she'll be pleasantly surprised and intrigued by your sexy display. Follow these steps to spice up your sex life and perform a strip tease for your woman. Steps 1. Step One Be confident. Confidence is a potent aphrodisiac for both men and women. Be sure of yourself without arrogance, and your woman will definitely be turned on. There is nothing sexier than a man who can perform a strip tease without feeling insecure. 2. Step Two Choose a mood. Your strip tease should be indicative of your personality. If you're a funny guy, then don't be afraid to incorporate humor into your performance. If you're naturally suave, then trust your instincts. As long as you're comfortable, your innate sex appeal will shine. 3. Step Three Find a theme song. After you've chosen the tone for your strip tease, it'll be easier to pick music that
Whoever came up with the phrase "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" needs to try making it themselves because chances are they NEVER did, they just came up with the stupid saying. and you can't just make lemonade with lemons you have to add other things, to make it better so the person just needs to come up with a different saying THEN make sure it makes sense. The reason im rambeling about this is because sometimes i get overwhelmed with stuff and thats whats happening now. I also didn't exactly KNOW what to talk about so i just started making crap up because sometimes THAT is how I ROLL. lol ok im not making sense anymore so i'll just warn you now..THAT IS NORMAL. :P Thats it for today. XOXO Scandal Lass
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How To Be Friends With Benefits
Romantic relationships can be wonderful and exhilarating, but they can also be stressful and hard to come by. Sometimes you just want occasional companionship and sex without the obligations. This is when a "friends with benefits" relationship comes in handy. Follow these steps to experience the advantages of a romance without the hassle. Instructions Steps 1 Step One Be clear about what you want. To make your friends with benefits experience a good one, know what you expect from the relationship. Take the time to really think about it. There is no one-size-fits-all formula. Having a basic understanding of your needs and being able to articulate those needs could help you save lot of drama in the end. 2 Step Two Choose your partner wisely. This is by far the trickiest and most important step. Being friends with benefits requires a delicate balance. Your partner should be someone who you enjoy spending time with and someone looking for the same things as you in a friends with be
6 Minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have
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Isn't it ironic...We ignore who adore us. Adore who ignore us. Love who hurts up & hurt who love us....
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MONEY *Should be done during Waxing or Full Moon Black Snake Root Spell Purpose: to increase finances and bring good luck. Botanical name: Cimicifuga Racemosa. Common names and synonyms: Black Cohosh, Squaw Root. Voodooists of white magic believe that one should soak the root in a cup of boiling water for fifteen minutes. The water is then strained and the root is thrown away. The liquid is put in a bottle and left for seven days. On the eighth day, it is rubbed all over the bottom of one's shoes. The legend is that a person so anointed will be led toward money; either to find it, win it, or gain it in some legal manner
Protection Potion
Protection Potion Purpose: to protect yourself and/or loved ones from all types of harm. Wear gloves when mixing and using. You will need to combine in a jar or bottle: 2/4's Cup of Spring Water 1 Teaspoon Vervain 2 Tablespoons Sea Salt 2 Tablespoons each of Frankincense and Myrrh Sprinkle water very lightly around home in discreet places (i.e., in closets) and anoint the bottom of your shoes and those of loved ones. Dispose of remainder immediately after use.
PROTECTION *Should be done during Waning or New Moon Protective Fire Shield Spell Purpose: to protect yourself and/or loved ones from all types of harm. Lightly anoint a small, white candle with Frankincense oil and a small, blue candle with Myrrh oil. Light both candles and then sit or stand before them. Look into the flames and visualize them bathing you with a glowing, protective white-blue light. Imagine their fire creating a flaming, shimmering sphere around you. Say the following words: "Craft the spell in the fire; Craft it well; weave it higher. Weave it now of shining flame; None shall come to hurt or maim. None shall pass this fiery wall; None shall pass, no, none at all." Repeat this every day if needed.
LOVE *Should be done during Waxing or Full Moon The Hyacinth Spell Purpose: to retrieve a loved one or gain the affections of a new love interest. I get so many questions regarding this one so please read the following carefully: we should never try to force another to love us or to return to us as that would be a violation of their free will and a karmic no-no. If someone truly desires to be with us, however, but some minor obstacles hinder them from accomplishing said then this spell might help. It utilizes a combination of your own magickal energy in conjunction with the energy of a living organism (a plant) to heighten the potency. The precise purpose of this type of spell is to enhance the receptivity of your love interest to your feelings, desires and goals and to help them overcome minor obstacles - not to make someone love you or come back to you. Theoretically, this spell may be performed with any type of bulb from a tulip to an onion, although I have found that
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HEALTH *Should be done during Waxing or Gibbous Moon Radiant Health Spell Purpose: to enable a person to attain and maintain radiant health. NEVER use magick to attempt to cure an illness! Please always seek a qualified physician instead. The purpose of this spell is not to cure you of any ailment but, rather, to contribute to better health overall. Facing the east with arms spread wide, say the following invocation: Lord God of the Heavens, I pray Thee to fill me, With the Life Fluid, With the Life Force, So that I may have everlasting, radiant health! Grant me, O' Great God, this favor! Amen! You need to envision a white, healing energy sweeping towards you while saying this. As it arrives, draw in a deep breath so that this force will be drawn in and down to the solar plexus. As you slowly exhale, form a mental picture of this energy spreading to all other parts of the body. This is to be done each Sunday for at least five minutes; after which you must ba
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw
Lost In A Maze >>>poem>>>diana
I do get lost in a maze . But night falls , day does come . All sometimes isn,t well, but I try to over come. Each sigh or breath I take , lets me know im alive to make, what ever in a day , As my Lord do guide the way . A path to an unknown , yet I do believe and follow. A maze of dreary and dew , chillingness to get thru at times when im lost ..But I do get strong and move on. Life is a maze each day a new . We know not what will come our way, or what hardships we are doomed too. But light at the end of a tunnel is assured . So we have to pray to endure.> God is close by to witness this , He knows our every step. He is the creator and has pre-- ordained this . He knows our lives ; for they were planned out , as he let our birth come about. So this maze may seem like a fog no doubt . God has the light to shine thru the thicknes of fog , He is Our Lord God of All. So be not afraid to ask him what or how or for support , to get thru as each day i
Make Yourself More Desirable
"Make Yourself More Desirable" This is a simple and easy Love Spell that takes no time at all. You do not need a lot of ingredients and they will not be hard to hunt down. This spell will make you much more desirable to the opposite sex and is sure to raise your confidence. Materials: 1 pink candle 1 bottle of 100% Virgin Olive oil Something to light the candle Process: Take the candle and place it on a table or your altar. Now take the olive oil and rub on to the candle starting in the middle and going up, then starting in the middle going down. While purifying the candle with the oil, you want to recharge the candle with love and desire, so visualize love and channel all your emotion into the candle. After the oil is finished, take a knife and carve what it is you want into the candle. Example: I Wish For "John/Jane Doe" to love me After finished writing in the candle, simply light it and concentrate on love and throw as much emotion (love) into the flame of the c
Reveal What Someone Thinks Of You
"Reveal What Someone Thinks of You" Write the name of the person you are wondering about on a piece of paper. Fold the paper in half, then half again. Draw an eyeball on the outside of the folded page. Slip the page under your pillow and before bed repeat as follows: With dreamers eyes I seek to see What this person thinks of me. Be it good or be it ill Reveal to me as is my will Close your eyes and picture this person sitting across a crowded room. The room is all a buzz with conversation you cannot hear clearly. This is gossip about you that this person started. It may be good things and/or it may be bad. As you move towards the person let yourself fall asleep. When you wake, jot down what you heard in your dream, particularly anything s/he said or did. Your answer will reveal itself. If you do not get the answer to your questions, consider what was revealed to you instead. Perhaps there is a truth you are missing that is more compelling then the one you seek.
To Capture His Heart
To Capture His Heart Need: White votive candle On a Friday evening, light the white votive candle saying: "May this flame of passion burn within your heart, from me, you will not part with harm to none So mote it be - it is done!" Allow the white candle to burn out while you meditate upon your love.
They got the attention, I got the pain. They got the 'love', I got the blame. They got the time, I got the heartache. They got the fun, I took all I can take.
My Sister In Laws Pregnant
A couple of weeks ago we found out my brother and his wife is having a baby. They've been married for 5 years now. This is their first baby. Then to top things off we found out the next day. That they are not only going to have a baby but they are having twins! This is the first set of twins in my family for as long as we can remember. Leave it up to my brother to out due the rest of the family lol. The babies are due the end of May or start of June. So, that means I'm going to be the proud aunt of 5 by my 26th birthday :D
What To Do???
Say for instance somone that you know started crap with someone you knew and then tryed saying that that person is the one thats trying to get ppl in trouble, but you find out that your friend is the one thats starting crap with other ppl making crap up to get others in trouble. What would you do???
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as to why i insist on having my emotions toyed with and my heart broken by the same person. over and over and over. i think that i believe that people will change, and eventually i will get what i want. he's not mr. right anymore. he's mr. right now... but there is never a now, it's always later, followed by a string of excuses and lies. i would love to beat some sense into myself, but it doesnt work ( if it did, I wouldn't be writing this right now.) i dont want someone in my life 24/7 and i thought this arrangement would work... NOT. Once every few months does not a relationship make. i wanna say i'm done, but something keeps making me stay. lack of an alternative? possibly. feelings for him? a little, but not nearly as much as there should be. maybe it is mr. right i need and mr. right now needs to hit the road.
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Birthday Wishes
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!
You're All Crackpots!!
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "
I've been there done that and shed to many tears over it it sucks thought you all might like it. got this from cassie thanks your a sweetie I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at
Question 4 All My Friends
I have a package of frozen eclaires bites,if you take them out of the freezer for 15 minutes they're ready to be eaten... the question is,if I put them in the fridge instead,can they last a couple of days or are they still unsafe since they're out of the freezer and the cold chain has been broken down,or at least help...
I Dont Have A Clue What Im Doing Here
I dont have a clue what Im doing here , But it seems fun So I will just go with it. :) I had a woman tell me I was A Fake arse ......:( Well now If one is gonna say things like that as a coment PLEASE remember to allow Me to leave a comment on your spot...... Failing this May Or May not lead to a downrate for yourself :( I dont think I wanna have to do this but if it continues I May just. This place rocks though Looking forward to makeing new friends :) :)
Sometimes I Just Don't Know What To Say....
I wonder sometimes about how clueless some people are... I was on yahoo with a friend.. from Rhode Island. She asked if I was watching the game tonight and who I wanted to win. I said the Red Sox because they were my second favorite team. She asked who my favorite was and I said the Phillies. She said "WHo?" I said the Phillies... Philadelphia. So she asks.. what state is that in? Of course she is also the one who thinks PA is north of Rhode Island....
to all my lo and lette homies from salem this is to let you all know that this lette has had her baby! He was born on the 16 of september and im sorry to all that wanted to be there and werent it was just my biological fam there and i had him in silverton if i would of had him in salem yall would have been able to come hell most of you would have been takin me to the hospital sorry and i love you all!!!
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More Gifts...
I was looking threw the gift shop and I wanted to send out my friends some halloween gifts. I noticed no jack-o-latrens or bags of candy or a witch's brew.. What is up with that?? I am the kind of person that would like to send more that just a bottle of beer, or a shot of liquor, or some bloody edible knickers? I am alone in thinking this? Hell I wanna send like a gothic doll with its head ripped or a skull candle.. Something creative and fun you know?
License To Wed OMG! If you like comedies you will love this movie. I already love John Krasinski from The Office,so I had no doubt that I was going to really enjoy this.It is absolutely HILARIOUS! FYI The store scene with 'the twins' is a do NOT miss,Pee your pants funny stuff!Robin Williams is still full of his comedy genious its just a great film,Definitely worth the watch! =)
The Truest Cat Video Ever
Tongue Ring
Now i got a ring in my tongue......hard to eat but w/e. Nobody thought i'd do it...hell i'm glad i did. its worth it to relearn how to eat and be careful, and its helping me to obtain better teeth...believe it or not...the constant gargling and the constant brushing and the cleaning right after eating is making my three times a day into six times a day....they have never been so damn pearly white!!...hehehe
Come Show Him Some Love
Key To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.
I Made New Lounges! Check Em Out
I MADE NEW LOUNGES! check em out!They are all open to the public. Love.......Luisa aka Dark_Lylith_666
My Photo Site...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. Enjoy!!!
Hospital Update
As I promised all who cares and update of our stay here the surgery was without a hitch the place tomorrow we get to ditch Justin does not have HIV afterall the doctor made a wrong call he read the files of another Justin I'm glad now my head can stop spinning. Thank you all for the kind thoughts and now that is all I have got. Thanks friends and family wont be here tomorrow, will be traveling.
Come See Me In Chicago
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434
Click Here To Help!!!!!!!!
thanx in advance for anyone helping. i need the most comments to win and there are no rules. contest is just starting and will end nov. 7th at 7pm eastern. :)
we are down by about 800 or more points
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
Every1 To Help
My Apologies!
Sorry all! I have had a bit of a tough day and haven't been able to get around to leave comments! Between my computer locking up, and 2 1/2 hours time taken for rehearsal tonight, I just haven't been able to get to you! There has also been a happy hour every time I did get a chance to be on and I felt rating as many of you as I could was the better thing to do. Again, please accept my apologies and I will do better starting tomorrow!!!!!!
Update For 10/24
here are todays results link #1 has 9346 comments and link #2 has 4820 for a total of 14166 we have reached the 10% point keep up the awesome work everyone :D right now as it stands we have raised $28.32 twards my package :D here are the links again #1 #2
My Name
whats your name mean? Body: Figure out what your name means!!! A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun" bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so sexy, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usally r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people
Sittin Here
Here I sit wondering what you’re doing. Here I sit wondering how you slept. Here I sit wondering if you’re missing me like I miss you. Here I sit day dreaming what your doing today. Here I sit all alone wanting to talk to you hoping you hear me. Here I sit hoping you open your eyes realizing I’m not there and thinking of me sitting here thinking of you. Here I sit longing to touch you, touch you the way you touch me. Here I sit alone at my desk hoping you are awaken by my thoughts of you. You are all I think of morning, noon and night. I think of you, I just hope you're thinking of me to.
Go Red Sox
After an epoch series with the TribE, the Nation rose for the ashes and overcame a 3-1 deficit to win the final three games and advance to their 11th World Series appearance. How anybody can be an enemy of the Nation is beyond me. With Josh Beckett and Curt Shilling leading the way and Jonathan Papelbon and Hideki Okajima anchoring the bullpen an David "Big Papi" Ortiz and Manny Ramirez in the middle of that potent lineup how can you not give them the edge. Go Red Sox
Red Sox Baby
Bratty needs some giveaway love.. 8000 comments is all she needs! xox
Hey There....
How has everyone been? Sorry I've been a bit incognito the past few days. Things are moving rather quickly around our house. My son, Kirk, that lives in Australia, contacted me a few days ago, to let me know he would be coming back home for a visit. We are SOOOOOOOO excited!!! We haven't seen him in over 2 yrs. So...we've been keepin in touch with him, and getting everything in order, and get him USA bound. Right now, he is waiting on Visa papers to return, which we are hoping should be no later than next Fri...a week from this coming Friday, that is. So... depending on that, and how soon he can get a flight, he could be here possibly as early as the following Monday. Regardless of exactly when, it's not going to be long now, and the anticipation is beginning to mount. lol I've spent the past few days also getting the computer/bedroom cleaned up, and ready for him. He will be staying about 4 months, and then will return to Australia to be with his girls. Unfortunatel
Trying Something New
Tonight, I am going to try to stay on for more then 15 minutes! This all depends on how many times Fubar pisses me off! In other news, new SuperPimp pics will be coming soon!
Life Isn't For Some People
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.
4828 To Level
Ares Athena Reign needs 4828 to level! Please show her some love!! Ares Athena Reign ~ Major Of Military Inc. ~FU-Wife of Jerry~@ fubar
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
sometimes we all get down on ourselves,but everyone has their opwn beauty to share
One Of Those Days!!!!!
Don't you hate it when your day turns out like crap. Then things really look up that evening. Something you needed to get done comes together for you. Then on your way home from one of the great things, BAMMM, you hit a fucking deer. Smashes your windshield, rips off your side mirror, dents your finder in the front and puts a huge dent in your rear panel too. Its been one of those days today.
Top 10 Email Turnoffs For Women
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you on the second emai
Everything which moves in time will die.Know that a question is not infinite and that self-awareness is key. Let's not chase our tails, it's all the same. In due time, we will inadvertently reach our Omega Point. Remember yourself this life time around. It is through remembrance that we start to crack the code of 'Life' and stumble upon our true meaning here.The World Around MeIn a Cosmo of billions of Galaxies,In a Galaxy of billions of Stars,There's a Plant with billions of people--The only one we know of--And every breath we breathe is a miracle.Our hearts pump. We see.We feel.We taste.We touch our Would.
I'm Moving On
I have to move on with my life. There has been too much Pain and too many Heartbreaks (and the abuse and control) in my past and now ready for the Real Love to come my way. Someone that will be there and treat me with the Love and Respect that is meant for me (and my Children) to have.
Amethyst Dragon
In the war between good and evil, an Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality. When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos. As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breath from its body. During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done. Amethyst Dragon Dragon Description: The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep. Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe-inspiring sight to see one in its true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. Its scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect. Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally
New Update Up On Site
Hi Everyone, I updated the site today. hope you'll stop by and check it out. Here is the link Also dont' forget (for those of you that don't already have a membership), I have members only sets and I get on cam once a week for an hour for members. Members also get access to over 850 privatecamz archives of mine. Here is this weeks cam schedule for me Day Time Status Title/Description Actions Friday 10:00 PM 1-Week Only Show scheduled for Oct 26, 2007 Aimeelynn's tub time It's been a while since I did a tub show. Thinking about doing another one this week. And if I don't then maybe I can talk my guy friend into showing up and letting me blow him. EIther way we'll all have fun. *First timers please note that I play the last half hour of the show* XOXO, Aimeelynn See you there!
*q'ing The Lazzarus?*
While at Burger King this morning with some co-workers an interesting topic came up. But before I go there I just want to rant about how much I hate sausage. I have never liked the stuff for some reason and they added it to my sammich anyway and I wanted to take it off but all the chese was melted to it and I didn't wanna lose the chese. Well I'm eating and I got choked on a tiny piece of sausage. I seriously almost died today. Fucking sausage. It must be removed from consumers reach. Now if all you perverted freaks will pick up your minds from the gutter I'll continue with my original story. My hilarious friend James was talking about how uncomfortable balls are. I hear this complaint about balls regularly. And I'm glad to say that I have never nor will ever have to deal with owning my own set of balls. But the conversation then changed to how if he were a woman I'd have to put him down for the good of the sex. Because as soon as he got his first menstral cycle he'd hang hims
Updates On My Cleaning Of List Here
I will be cleaning up my friends list.. to start off with I am removing all friends.. I will be going to my fans list and readding friends from there. If you are my fan you will be getting a friend request and at that time i will make sure i have you fanned and rated has well. I know this may piss a few of you off but hey this is my page do what you gotta do.. to those of you that stay thanks and lots of love. keep in mind i have 15,000+ fans it may be a few days before you see my request in your box again but you will get it if your on my fan list Update for today.. Wednesday~~~~~ Im out of Friend requests for the day. I will pick back up where i left off tomorrow. going to do some cleaning in my stash now. thanks for being understanding of my cleaning today. kisses
What Might Come Of This?
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind
So Lets Pretend I Understand
((Warning, there will be foul language. Break out the chicken and ducks.)) Just for fun, lets pretend that I understand what the hell happened. Just for the flucky fluck of it, lets pretend that ALL of my friends told me what's going on. Yeah, we're going to pretend that more then three people have called me in the last three months!!! Wow, look at me, I'm all special today because I have all these great friends off-line who call me and e me all the time. Oh, and who remember me on my birthday with a card, e-card, phone call, smoke signal, shit like that!!! Oh, and these uber ultra wonderful super fantastic loyal bestest buddies of mine always be sure and contact me in some way to let me know they got stuff I got them and liked it. Oh, wait, maybe it never got there! Yes. Maybe the whole world is lying to me! People who saw the stuff get there, probably lied about it. And UPS? Oh they are HUGE liars. When someone spends as much fucking money on shipping as almost the cost of a fu
Things I Learned From Living In New Orleans
THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re
My First Contest!!!
ok guys im in my first contest. it starts today the 24th and ends nov 7th at 7pm eastern. it is comment bombing and there are no rules just most comments gets 1 month vip second gets 7 day blast and so on. anyways i would appreciate any help and will return the love!! here is the pic link
Nice Guys
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
Okay so here is the news from BelleCompton...great sunset looked beautiful and bright orange! Behind trees that are gold and red right now made that sunset look awesome...and me with no camera. Profile still looks plain..will update later! So technically under construction! Stop by later!!
Leaving Fubar
Due to me not having internet at home, and being busy with work and my personal life, I am not on the computer as much as I'd like to be. So I am deleting my account on here. If you want to get a hold of me, you can find me on facebook. I've had alot of fun times on Cherrytap. You can still send me emails at or Thanks for the memories and I hope everyone has a great year.
Avatarmageddon Has Come To Yahoolon 666, Whore Of Hackers, Deleter Of Saints
From code we design our cyberhomes, to code they return. Code to code, algorithms to algorithms, requiem aeternam et in error pax et cetera.
This Guy Cant Be Trusted
he makes women feel special and tells them lies so they will do things for him. i trusted him. he gave me his password and i leveled him up 4 times and got his fubucks high. just so he could spend them on this woman passy.......and now her blocked me or had he block me.. he just messes with u till he gets what he wants...
The Time Is Near!!!!!!!
the MushroomHead/Psyclon 9 show is this sunday!!!!aahhhhh!! and we just added a show at The Engine Room on Halloween night, as part of HaVoK's COSTUME NIGHT PARTY!!! so get your asses costumed up and be there wednesday bitches!!!!! no need for fake blood, your good buddies from Cerebral Down will spew all you need...muahahaha!! ill put the flyer up as soon as its done.......
Sad Day For Me Today :(
Just wanted to let everyone know why I haven't been on here today. We got a new puppy on Saturday. He was doing real good until yesterday. Then he wouldn't eat or drink anything. I tried anything and everything I could think of, but he wouldn't touch a thing. So, this morning I called the Vet and they said to come on in. When I went to the carrier to get him, he couldn't hardly stand up this morning. Went to the Vet they said they thought he had Parvo. So they did a test and sure enough, he did! I was heartbroken!! They gave me an estimate on the cost of care through Friday. I about fainted, almost $400!! The Vet said they had a blood test they could do to get a better idea of his odds. Well while they were running the blood test, he stopped moving and whinning. I called for the Vet and she came and took him away to check him. Came back and said his heart was about to give out. So, we decided with the Vet's help that the best thing to do would be to go ahead and put him to sleep. I di
America Needs To Protect Their Gay
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
Thank You For Being You
Thank you for you: for who you are, However far away; And for the words you send to me, Near mad for what you say. Knowing simply that you're there, Yet thinking much of me, Opens up my happiness, Undone for all to see.
Spiral Of Disaster
Communication Addiction
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!
Thanks For The Friendship And The Love
Thank you for your friendship and your love. However life may turn, this gift will be A mountain that has made my river bend, Nor will it flow the same way to the sea. Knowing you is something I'm made of. Years will not this part of me remove. One lives for just a brief eternity, Understanding truths that never end.
The Firefighter
The Firefighter An engine is red. An engine is green. No matter what type, of fire you see. You know you can trust them as they pass you by, on their way to another fire. Firefighers you see, are like you and me, But they will always be there, when we are in need.
i woke up this morning,totally sick. so is mum n alyssa. =( oh well not like anyone cares thx to vince for all the pic comments.
Hey God Said!!
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventuall
The Poor Rich Kids....hard Done By
In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?
Iam Live Nowwwwww!!!!!!! me DJ~N1GH7 on highband and DJ~pink&fluffy on lowband come and check us out join us in our chat room we are talkign about SEX!!! SEX!!!SEX!!!!! AAHHHAGGGAGAGAGAHRHRHRGFGFGFGGGGGGGGGG yeah baby
Whats Your Sexy Sign
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Sex Fiend Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Freak in bed Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if cro
Lloyd G. Butler 9/24/34-7/23/06 Many of you remember Lloyd as a Corning employee, Lawrence township supervisor, or even that guy that drove the “Ole Blue Truck”. Being Lloyd’s oldest grandchild, I spent many years creating and collecting memories. I have always kept him on a pedestal, as he appeared almost invincible. He was the strongest willed person I have ever met, a person that could teach you anything, and someone we will never forget. They say everyone chooses someone to idolize as a child, and he would be mine…my hero…my gramps. For the first couple years I was known as “the kid”. Hey Patsy, where’s the kid? She would respond, “Probably home with her mother” Well let’s go get her! I don’t recall many childhood memories without my grandparents. As we got older we would beg for him to take us fishing, which he took us occasionally. If we didn’t catch anything on those famous Chinese fishing poles, he would take us out for waffle fries. Usually he woul
Well my uncle came over to pick up my cousin. He gave us some interesting news. On one hand, I'm stoked to have another cousin. On second hand...I'm not so stoked..and I'm sort of sad about it..Everytime they have another kid, it reminds me soooo much of my dad. Does this make me a bad person? *sighs*
Happy Halloween
MySpace Comments & MySpace Backgrounds MySpace Comments & MySpace Backgrounds
Women And Men
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify mo
Run And Hide
It's one of those nights where I feel like running and hiding......
Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
Why Cant Most Be Truthful With Their Likes?
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?
To My Global Bomber Family And Friends
Get More at To My Global Bomber Family I Want To Say Thank You For Your Kind Words And For Your Support During This Difficult Time I Have Been Going Through You All Are The Best I Send Love And Hugs To You. To Anyone That Views This That Isn't A Member Of Our Family Check Us Out We Are A Family That Helps Others But More Than That We Are A Family That Truely Cares For One Another We Are Here To Help In Contest And Giveaways But More Than That We Are Here For Each Other Just To Talk If You Need A Friend This Is Truely A Great Family If You Like Give Us A Chance And You Can Really Make Some Awesome Friends. Again I Want To Thank My Bomber Family For Caring And For Being There For Me The Global Bombers And Family Rock Hugs To You All If You Are Interested In Joining Our Family Just Click On The Link Check Us Out Read The Rules And Let One Of The Founders Know Hope To See Ya There!!!!!! This Is The Owner Of Our Group The Global Bombers@ fubar This Is His Lovely Pa
No Longer
No longer will i freely give things out because im tired of it coming back to bite me in the ass if you want my friendship from now on you earn it no gifts unless you earn them, no anything unless you earn them. im tired of fanning, rating, adding people that i try to get to know but when i try to do so they ignore me therefor throwing what friendship i offered back in my face and i can see clearly they are online they update there status 4-7 times and i mean thats usually a clue hey they are online or they update there stash hey your online i will speak to you and when i try no they dont wanna speak. and another thing i cannot stand is someone that is gonna use my friendship just to increase there ratings so thats why from now on you can earn shit!!!! plain and fucking simple you got a problem with it complain to your peers or reach me at 1-800-fuck-your-opinions....
Woohoo 30lbs Down So Far
30lbs down and going strong!!!
The Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Wel
That Scans...
Downloaded Symantec anti-virus as part of a university/work-related software package and am using it to check my computer- only some Windows-related viruses found so far, but will take maybe 8 hours to check the rest of my external drive (and probably the same for my internal, but may do that later tonight). Anyhow, sooner begun, sooner done. In other news, a yearly project has come 'round again and someone at the department I work at has money to fund it (and wants to pay to do it - and is willing to have me work on it) and so I will have work at Cornell after all for a few weeks in the next two months, starting in a few weeks and ending in December. After that, it depends on what other projects come in - they haven't been, yet.
To The Ladies Of Studio 54
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The Continuing War....
Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song �Bomb New York�
Red Sox Thoughts
My Mother....
ok well...i just moved out of California...most of you know Wyoming to be with the man of my dreams but I just found out that my mom and little brother have had to be evacuated due to the wild fires in Running Springs, CA. She's not sure if her house is still there or not and has no way of knowing just yet but pretty much all of the small town of Running Springs is destroyed. If you can, please keep them in your thoughts and prayers during this devastating time along with all of the other families in the nearby communities. I'm worried as hell and feel helpless because now I'm so far away. All i can do is hope and pray that everything turns out fine and that the evacuations were only precautionary measures that had to be taken...but as of this morning the fire that caused all this had still been 0% contained. Anyway..not much more to say than that...just has been weighing on my heart and i thought i would share..:) ~AMber~
Three Dreams
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
The Best Of Late Night.
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, “Don’t tell me they lost your luggage.”" -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn’t tell by looking at their faces, but they were." -
Hypnotize Your Lover!
Has anyone checked out the link on the front of my profile for the CD on how to hypnotize your lover? Check it out! Several guys checked it out last month and bought the CD and now I have received email from some of them telling me how well it worked for them. They turned a dull almost sexless wife or girlfriend into a nymph. Check it out on the front of my profile and click on the wording and it will take you to the site.
Cool Tag
New Lounge
my baby started a new lounge... stop by and check it out, let me buy you a drink ;)
This Is A Real Cowboy
Who's Going To Treat Me Good
and buy me a drinl
Troubled Drunk
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yeah, I just found out that my oldest son is gay.” The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was that day the answer came back, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!” On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?” The man downed the first drink and shook his head, “Yeah, my wife!”
2567 To Level
come help this man out he needs 2567 to level Mr. Romance Himself.....Fu-Husband to MISSLILBIT@ fubar
Love me, my sweet baby Yes touch me there, oh yes This feels so good, never let me go Deeper, faster, harder, forever Is this for real? Hold me and never let me go I want to touch your inner self Even with the candlelight so low You look magnificent and perfect You melt together with me Trying to keep somewhat sane I feel you move inside Intoxicating like cocaine I hear your moans tangled with lust Moving along on every hard loving thrust I’m holding on for my own good I love you so much, never knew you too, would My screams of passion vibrate the hot air You are even too far away to be aware Finally I feel something snap And we both cum again and again Hold me in your strong arms Let me feel safe as always with you Kiss me and love me forever Because I love you, And you won’t get rid of me. Ever…
My digital camera broke, who wants to buy me another one??
His Diary/her Diary
Her Diary Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was
George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s
Come Show Ya Sista Sum Love Plz
Hey everyone I'm in this contest and couldreally use some help from my friends Click the pix above and help ya girl out Thanks
Official Rules To Sexiest Cowgirl Contest
Well a week of delay... The Contest will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 23 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. But Now for the rules: 1) Votes will be determined by Rates and Comments. 2) Rates are worth 10 points each, while comments or worth 1 point each... 3) Self bombing is allowed and encouraged 4) Once the Contest starts no one can change there picture. 5) As soon as the contest starts; No new contestants can be added to the contest. 6) Once the contest starts, you can not withdraw from the contest. 7) The last rule is simple... NO WHINING!!! Good luck to each of the cowgirls and see you Sat
Dawg69 Tag
I Told You So
i knew my stepdad was a piece of shit. he wrote my mom a letter from jail and told her that he has STILL been drinking and lying to her about being sober... which just confirms what i've been trying to tell mom ever since we ended up back here in july. so now, when i see him next time and he gets pissed off at me for being "disrespectful to him as my elder", he has no leg to stand on. i'm so fckn happy right now. does that make me a bad person? probably, but ignorance is bliss so i don't wanna know. today's a beautiful day- i think i'll go read in the sun...
Texascoyote Mike Tag
Babyboy Tag
The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him
Bdsm,, New Style?
Well first off I would like to know when it was acceptable in the BDSM World for the rules to be changed? I know everyone has their own set of rules. There are somethings that do not change though. When has it ever been ok to cap a sub or slaves name in their title? When in this new age did it become ok for all this? In all My years in this L/S I have never addressed a submissive or a slave like this. Also when does a sub or slave ever question a Masters title? Or tell Him He has not earned it. How the fuck would they know if they do not know the Master. Or tell a Master he is no Master, or that He would submit to a sub or slave, especially when she does not belong to Him. Honestly this type of behavior is not acceptable to me. Yes I am a true Master, I am not some asshole on a power trip. I respect O/others as I command respect from O/others. I could go on and on and I might in another blog later. But A/anyone else have an opinion on this subject please let Me know.
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
just the other day i saw aufo that fukin crazy i wasnt high it look like a a flashlite in the ski then it shot straight up to the ski if u seen ufo sighting post it up trip out i live in sandiego
Hardest Day!!!
Today is usually the hardest day of the year for me (has been for the last 9 years). Today I was still on the emotional side, but for the first time in those 9 years I sat back and remembered a lot of old memories with a calmness in me that I have never felt before. I usually would just curl up in the fetal position, and cry all day long, but not today. I look at today as the end of a very long mourning process for me. I lost my Dear Uncle on this day 12 years ago, and my loving Grandfather on this same day 3 years later. Today would have also been my Grandmother's Birthday. I owe a lot of my strength and courage to two of these wonderful people. They are part of who I have become, and I pray I still make them as proud as when they were here. I am sad that my children will never know them, but i will make sure they remember them.
Brown Eyes :)
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really BEAUTIFUL. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________
Anyone On Myspace....
Here is my url to myspace if anyone wants it and besides my page there is pretty sweet
A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat
Lol Ok
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th
I want to hold you Your body tight against mine To feel you touch me Its what i long for The slightest contact Would send sparks As your electricity hits me Pulling me closer Eyes shut Our lips meet Hands caress I can hear your heartbeat Your lying next to me Im staring into your eyes I hope this never ends Im never waking up
The reason I am so bummed tonight is because I got a phone call earlier today that the Ultrasound Technician is sick and had to reschedule my appointment to find out the sex of the baby until Monday. This seems to go along with me getting my hopes up for stuff and then they get shot down. Now I have to wait 5 more days to find out. This baby better spread the legs this time, I don't think I can go through not knowing much longer!!
Quote Of The Day
"I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously." - David Bowie -
If You Wanna Ever Come Meet Me!
To contact me, jump on the next space shuttle and hitch a ride with the jetsons to a place called "Taxco 9" Here, you'll meet a guy named Faberuberwagen McSloogenlahgen, and ask him if he can drive you a place called "Adam's Villa". from there , you'll hich a ride on a sapcebus to my home planet "Liquid Density Measurement" and look fore the biggest castle on the planet made out of guranium, and knock on the door that says "For B's only". A guy named Tommy will greet you and he will try to kill you. Just say that he left the faucet on in the bathroom and he will run like hell to go turn it off. Finally, you'll see my personal butler named sean, and he will give you a piggy-back ride to my Super secret Uber Lair. And then I pull a lever and you fall into another dimension of eternal pain and suffering for all eternity. Have Fun!!!
ive been single a year.ive met a couple of cool people,but no one real.not that ive been looking 'real hard',but i get lonely sometimes in between working full time and touring.somethings gotta give...or ill sell my 'pretty' parts on e-bay!lol'metal gets hot when you rub it'.
Help Please
im in a contest i have never been in one before so i need all the help i can get any help would be greatly appriciated. please help and thank you .
Gaining Strength
Well, it's been almost a week since you decided that you felt guilty about our relationship. I still don't see how the guilt waited for a year to come out. But hey, whatever excuse works for you. My feelings for you haven't changed. I will love you always. But the anger I felt is gone. I am gaining strength in the knowledge that I was always honest and open with you. That I loved you with all that I had, holding nothing back. I will never feel shame or regret for loving you. I am strong and I will recover from the loss of you. I will see you again soon as we both know, and I will be happy to do so. I will not be weak in front of you. I wish the best that life has to offer and I hope and pray that happiness finds you. Loving you was never a mistake on my part. It was and is a blessing in my life. Thank you for the love that was us.
Living In Fear
I found out something that has me very scared. Yesterday my tire flew off of my car. The mechanic told me someone loosened my lug nuts and sliced my tire with a knife. The problem is I don't have any proof or anyway of knowing who did this. We could have been killed had this happened on the highway. I will be living here until the end of the year and am scared. This is supposedly a safe suburban area, but because I am different I have been hated all of my life. Why can't I be like everyone else. It's not that simple. People can tell when you are fake. I have to be true to myself. What kind of example would I be? Oh that's right I would be like them and I threaten them because I am different. Get over it.
I Love You By Martina Mcbride
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me I’ve known you just a week or two But baby I’m so into you I can hardly breathe And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss You’re so cool If I’m dreaming please don’t wake me up ’cause baby I can’t get enough of what you do And I’m in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I can’t believe That this is real The way I feel Baby I’ve gone head over heels And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally att
This Is What Keeps Me Safe And A Promise I Made To A Friend
Dj's First Day Of School
Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went. 'Well, I came top of the class in Math, I made a touchdown in football, and I had sex with the teacher.' 'What! How dare you! Get into your room and wait till your father gets home!' Little DJ goes to his room, and when his father comes home, DJ's mom tells his father, 'I'm absolutely disgusted with DJ. He said he came top of the class in Math, made a touchdown in football, and had sex with the teacher!' 'That's my boy' thinks his Dad. So he goes upstairs to talk to DJ. 'Don't worry about your Mom. She's a bit upset, but it sounds to me like you had an awesome day at school. In fact, I'm so pleased, you know that bicycle I said I was going to buy you for Christmas, I think I'll get it for you this weekend.' 'Oh no, Dad, don't. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while.'
Meet Me
I am sitting here having a drink when you walk into the bar. I come to this spot regularly, just to have a couple drinks and relax. I'm not here looking for anyone or anything. I do get lonely once in a while, but I'm not looking for a one night stand and I believe that is all you will find in a place like this. You sit down beside me and we politely smile at one another. My attention is focused on the papers in front of me. I printed some stuff off the Internet just before I left the house. Some great recipes I found while surfing the web. I've been giving it my all to try to broaden my culinary experience. I am a great cook, but have only a few specialties and I'm a very picky eater. All of a sudden I can feel your hot breath on my neck. It startles me. I quickly look over and you're right there. Our noses are almost touching. Your eyes are so beautiful. I'm stunned by the electricity we share. You lean back and apologize. You tell me that you noticed the recipes
50 Questions
1) How do you like your grilled cheese? Extra Cheesey 2) Where did you go on your last vacation? Europe 3) Who are your god parents? have no idea 4) Where do you see yourself in 5 years? on a yacht in the Bahamas 5) Where are you at noon everyday? depends on the day 6) How many speeding tickets have you gotten? 4 or 5 6) What did you do last night? messed around on the computer 7) What was your favorite movie in junior high? dont remember 8) What is the last thing you said out loud? Yes 9) What do you think of the IPHONE? It's over-rated and over priced. 10) What do you think of winter? I love snow, just not too much of it. 11) What do you do for relaxation? just lay around and watch tv and get on the computer. 12) Where did you get your couch from? Lazyboy Gallery 13) Do you use a plan book? no. 14) At what age do you plan on having kids? Before 40 15) When was the last time you swam? This summer 16) What do you order at
3400 To Level Its Her Birthday
Show her some birthday love. Boo ???@ fubar
Taurus... Freak In The Bed
V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L • I • B • R • A: The sex machine Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will eve
What Did I Do?
This letter was left for me on my MSN page. I have been getting letters from this person for awhile now and I have no idea why. I do not know who this person is or what I did to them to make them so mad at me. I try to be nice to people and I have always thought I treated people nicely. This one really hurt me though. I just wish I knew who this person was so I could find out what I did to them. I really didn't think I was that bad of a person. I thought I always treated people good and tried to make them feel loved, I just don't know what to do anymore. Here is what they wrote: I see you are still around. I don’t know why you think that anyone cares about you or how you feel. You are just a waste of human flesh and we are tired of hearing about your problems and how much pain you are in. If things are so bad just do everyone a favor and kill yourself. You will always be alone, and obviously no one wants to be with you. Just do the world a favor and disappear or die!!! No woma
Radio Show
Just keep in mind this was on live radio.... On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. If yes, then this person is asked three very personal questions and the significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant other answers correctly, then they are winners. This particular day it got interesting: DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"? Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do. DJ: What is your name? First name only please. Contestant: Brian. DJ: Are you married or what Brian? Brian: Yes. DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married" or what, Brian? Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married. DJ: Thank you, Brian. Okay, now, what is your wife's name? First only please, Brian. Brian: Sara. DJ: Is Sara at work Brian? Brian: She is gonna kill me. DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work? Brian: (laughing) Yes she is. DJ: All r
Ok, so I added that stupid crushtag shit to my page...check it out lol
Join M&m Nation
hey everyone if you want to help me win a vip come join m&m nation they are holding a contest for the person that gets the most peopl to join they will get a vip or a blast so plz come help me here is the site just follow the rules and help me out
What Would You Like
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? yes 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on? the side shes not on. 3. Have you had sex with anyone in your top friends? yes. 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? nope 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope. 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Sometimes, but not really. 9. Mexican or Chinese food? mexican 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 50/50. 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Yeah. 12. Do looks matter to you? no 13. Love or money? both 14. Credit cards or cash? Cash 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? kinda at times 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? camping she can get louder 17.Vagina's? I dont have one BUT I DO LOVE THEM!! 18. Would you shave your e

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