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They all said they needed me to pimp, them so here you go, pick one or pick them all, but show them so love! Rate, Add and Fan them, cause you can never have enough friends...:) If I didn't get you this time I will another ok? Hugs and kisses to everyone MUAH!!! crazy, cheers for beers@ fubar MJBlette Of The Blette Family@ fubar PEE-JAY~2ND ALARM HOTTIES MEMBER~CLUB FAR~PROUD ARMY MOM!@ fubar ♥ _-*- Curvy_Cutie-*-_ ♥ - ~_*0o - R/L GF TO ¤ F£ÅMË ¤ o0 ~_*@ fubar Rizzo@ fubar
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Burning Calories
Rough Sex Facts...I didn't want to risk not posting it!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................
Dragonology Chapter 1
Of all the natural sciences, Dragonology is perhaps the most rewarding , being at the same time one of the oldest and the least researched. Dragons have been studied since mankind's earliest days and yet, paradoxically, they are one of the least known of the Earth's creatures. So, while many scientists believe that the vast majority of the world's flora and fauna are now understood, in the little known field of dragonology the way lies open for exciting new discoveries. Refuting The Skeptics: As Dragonologists, we must be prepared to refute those who claim that dragons are unreal. Consider how many creatures there may be that are still unknown to accepted science. When our scientists first heard of the duck billed platypus in 1797, they laughed. How could an egg laying mammal with a duck's beak and webbed feet exist? Even when shown physical evidence, they cried "fraud"! Yet by 1884, even the most skeptical had changed their opinion. Recently, Henry Stanley learned of another apparentl
To The Occasion
a href="" target="_blank"> NuttinButtSexxy To the Occasion, I would rather stuff my own Hand in my mouth Just for this occasion , The want That I want I can Not have not because it's not mine to take, see only the perfect pick in this garden of Grapes in this vine call live this, If I was the knight in shinning armor I would rather be Trample over by this green Horse, Than to Let you know I would Bleed for you every minute and the ending of my Day's, It's not nothing I want but every thing I will take that is Falling like a Wall of bricks upon my Back, That I will only brake as a man and will rise to the fall to this occasion, Yes I wonder around In the words Making sense But not letting you Know how Much sence, Rather than Keep you hidden then to see how much I brake for this occasion, I will put this pen down in a hard sleep then to wake to live it again. I would Rather stuff My Own Hand in my mouth Then to say I love you, CPR 2007 James La
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Show Me
show me the way show me the way to life and happiness show me the way to laughter and joyfulness give me the path where im not alone give me a path where troubles arent shown let me live free and make my own choices let me live free and hear my own voices lead me some where with hope for tomorrow lead me sumwhere with no pain and sorrow lift me higher to the angels sing lift me up higher and give me my wings show me me the way to beaughtiful land show me the way to gods open hands friends forever steff brown 2007
Another Week Goes By !
Fark me another week of pure shit has passed and bugger all to do but sit here and fark around on a computer, that was till i was introduced to FUBAR, lets say that life has become somewhat more tolerate well howeva you spell it but at least i can come and moan and groan here and get it off my chest from time to time online, so far have met and added some interesting ppl in here and with time i hope to get to know them more and more, well leave it for today and ill come back next week to improve my outlook on retirement
Can't Die Mom
Peggy's Poem CAN'T DIE MOM I. I've worked the exercise Write your own eulogy Who's at your funeral One day I got bad news Invasive breast cancer the only thought running through my mind "I can die from this." I got drunk at lunch sobered up at work called my parents - went home Spent the evening with my daughters They were scared - I could tell The three of us, curled up on my bed Watching a romance movie Under the Tuscan Sun After the movie, they went to bed I lay in mine, crying as quietly as I could Crazy - the only thing that I could think of Get your affairs in order Make sure Darren has no claim to your assets Those belong to Jessica and Christina Thinking of Christina Made me cry even harder I'm not finished with her I tossed in bed Do I bother Jessica? Do I cry in front of her? What the hell - I got up and went to her room laid down next to her She wrapped her arms around me My head in her lap Her eyes tired and red "I don't
Joke 2
At a recent expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates Reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated :"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comment, General Motors issued a press release stating (By Mr. Welch himself): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart, and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down, and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95
England Win The First Semi-final
England (5) 14 Try: Lewsey Pens: Wilkinson 2 Drop-goals: Wilkinson France (6) 9 Pens: Beauxis 3 Jonny Wilkinson landed two late kicks as the champions fought back to reach their second World Cup final in a row with a dramatic win over hosts France. England took a second-minute lead through Josh Lewsey but two Lionel Beauxis penalties put France 6-5 up. A penalty apiece from Beauxis and Jonny Wilkinson saw France lead 9-8. Wilkinson hit a post with a drop-goal attempt, but landed a penalty and drop-goal in the last five minutes to stun France and send England through. The match started in explosive fashion as England took the lead after just 78 seconds. Andy Gomarsall clipped a box-kick down the line and Damien Traille, usually a centre but playing out of position at full-back, dithered as the ball skittered along near the touchline. When it popped up Traille momentarily slipped and Lewsey latched onto the ball before blasting over and through the
Cake Or Bed
Randy's Retirement
So for the second time, Randy Couture has retired, and unlike the last time, it has nothing to with age or his ability to compete, because he's proven to everyone that he is that GOOD. This time its all because of Fedor ducking Randy, choosing to go to a much smaller and lamer M-1 organization instead of step into the UFC and fight the only person who poses a threat to his status as the best. Fedor knows Randy wants to fight him, and instead of step up and go for it he chooses to wait it out until Randy isn't on such a roll and is a few years older, and possibly not able to fight him. No matter though, Randy showed everyone that he is a true competitor and that he is the MAN. So until he comes out of retirement again, or even if he never does, the final image of him in the ring will always be a champion, which is completely fitting.
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In Tha Booth! It Ain't No Secert!
yea its ur boy son all up in tha booth stompin haters to tha ground come try and seek me i can be found in tha parish or tha joe so pussy ass bustas u ain't raw and i can't trust ya livin life to tha fullest got my dawgs on my shouldars its like everytime i spit i get colder and colder so i know u better hold up walkin up on me i will merk u knock ur ass down to tha motherfuckin shitter u see i don't care no more life after katrina got my head rite,but have other people head's fucked up and i be like damn i can't believe dis lettin a hurricane take ur mind away damn dawg i thought u was stronger den dat well i guess it is what it is so better believe dis ima live my life wit happy memories,cause dats all we got at tha end ya digs?
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Family Affair
Skye sat and ate her breakfast while she listened to her parents argue about where the suitcases were packed. She was excited about this trip because she wasn't going. Her parents were gunna let her stay home, which would be a first. She didnt like having to rely on other people but being in a wheelchair made her some what dependant on others. But this week she would be alone besides her uncle checkin in on her in the morning and afternoon. She really didnt like the idea of her uncle coming over, but it was better than being cramped car for 16 hours. Uncle Joe was rather creepy in the way he looked at her. "Ok sweetie, we are all packed and ready to head out do you have everything you need?" "yes mom I'll be fine now go before you guys are late." "We just want to make sure you are going to be ok hunny" her dad replied as he gave her a big hug. "I love you guys have a safe trip." She answered back. She watched them turn at the end of the street and when she was sure they weren't coming
Fubar Friend Sa Need You To Comment On This
youve been friends with someone for a long time youve been to their birthday partys cook out every weekend you got the liquior for everyone every weekend you would go their house to drink but when you have a cook out and its your kids 2nd birthday and you invite them they make up a reason not to come after all these years would you stick around and let them keep treating you like shit
I Think I May Have Found Him
Soooooooo about 2 months ago about. I met not only one of the most georgous guys ive ever seen but the nicest most kind hearted peroson i've ever talked to. Eventhough i've known him for a short while hes amazing and i cant wait to see him someday. So this blog goes out to u baby u know who u are .. No matter where u are or how far u maybe know that i care for u oh so much and ill be waiting here for you. As long as u still want me =) ** muah**
“Glory” Men’s Meeting Devotion (condensed version) 10-14-07 JWR Exodus 33:18 NKJV And he said, "Please, show me Your glory." What Moses was asking for was a vision of God’s divine radiance. His glory was to pass by Moses. God had Moses protected in the cleft of the rock. God’s glory is unique and no man can fathom it. Even Moses was not able to take the full view of God’s glory Exodus 33:20 NKJV But He said, "You cannot see My face; for no man shall see Me, and live." Now, the question I ask myself in preparing this devotional is, “What is this “glory” of God that man can not entirely comprehend?” In addition, how does man set himself up to contend with God’s glory? What is glory? For man’s view of glory differs from God’s glory. Man’s glory is involved with his achievements. Architectural feats, winning championships, and personal goals all bring men their own glories. There are moments in time where man can feel honorable, prideful, and distinguishable.
What's Up Yours?
one of my new favorite songs by Barleyjuice! What's Up Yours? (K. Brewer / K. Swanson / K.M. Brewer / G. Ford / trad.) you hear the rumblings at the fest rowdy boys in ancient dress but nae a one will near confess what lurks beneath the tartan you see the swagger and the sway imagination runs away could there be cloth or is there nay behind the pleated curtain finnich inarra finnich aneeah finnich a feileadh mor a trophy or two and a ribbon of blue what's up yours? when Irish eyes are smiling what do you think they're smiling for? it's a nod and a wink to me lucky charms what's up yours? we stand here proud before the king we love to pipe, we love to sing perhaps I'll do the highland fling to show you my affection ye lasses with your scarlet sash i'll give your necks a good whiplash if you should turn and catch me crack a smile in your direction finnich inara finnich aneeah finnich a feileadh mor could be the loch ness monster what's up you
To Who It Concerns
well well this is for two people on here you know who you are what you all done isnt cool sunday is dylan birthday you was invited to a cook out but you all thought you all was to good to come hes been your friend for a long time thats bull shit that ant a friend you all will realize what you all have done and wished you didnt cause whenever you need him he wont be here
I need help in my first contest! If you don't already know about it... check my page, the info is there. Even just a few comments is appreciated! Thanx! Jess
this was posted on another forum by a friend who got it from somewhere else. lost the thread of the original writer here, but enjoy! Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge. Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm. Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear. Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs. Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque. Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm. Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real. Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul. Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming. Blessed are the Paranoid, ever watchful for our enemies. Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be. Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger. Blessed is the Madgod, who tri
Poem By Sodomschild
This poem was written by a friend from another forum. all his work is nsfw mainly for violence and sexual content. i love his twisted side! In my shadow now...... The sun rose like tumor in malignant skies. Drowning a sick and dying world in piss yellow, Carcinogenic light. I'd sell my soul for something to believe in. If I had a soul to sell. I'd be anyfuckingthing you want me to be, If you could save me from myself. But you treat me like a NIGGER. You fuck me like a WHORE. Beat me like the VICTIM. Pick at me like a SORE. You stick your finger in my wounds just like a dick ten miles long. I can't be your victim any more.You've made me too damn strong. Hard and long I've grown so strong Gonna put you where you belong Crawling on the floor My broken doll,my whore Fed back all you've given and a little more. You're in my shadow now...... -by Sodomschild 9/28/2007
Happy Birthday Part 1 Of 3
Part 1 of 3 I walk into the room, me carrying her in my arms. there are many candles on the bedside; no other sources of light. the room smells of vanilla. I approach the bed, covered with soft silky sheets. I lay her down on the bed.. shes wearing a tight white tanktop and tight ass blue jeans. I lay down beside her as we start out slowly, not rushing things. I start to rub her thighs while she caresses my back. I can feel my cock getting slightly hard at her touch. I can feel her using her long fingernails now.. I start to get goosebumps. she slips her other hand up my shirt and massages my chest. Sliding my hand from her thighs to her tummy, and then I lift up the bottom of her shirt and put my hand in, still rubbing her stomach. I continue; my lips moving from her lips to her neck. she moans slightly... she works her hand down slowly past my chest, stomach and finally reaches my pants. she unbuttons them and glides her hand in slowly and gently rubs my cock. My cock starts to get
Video Of Beautiful Girls
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My Mind
Ok so typically I don't rant and rave or much less use a song to relate to my life this way but in light of the recent travisties that I have "commited" I would like to take this time to go ahead and say I'm sorry and Blame It On Me. I will take that blame. Akon said it best because sometimes the blame isn't on me, but I will take that blame from you cause that's just the type of person that I am. So go ahead and put that blame on me. Jon
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Thanks Everyone
Thanks to Freedom isn't free for hosting the contest and to all my friends that helped me get third place to win my ticker. I am so greatful to have Pussay, Brown Eyes, Sharon, Kittycat and Rockin for helping me in my contest if I missed anyone I am sorry. Couldn't really say all that in my ticker but if you see it thanks everyone. Glad to have ya'll as my friends love ya'll Bitchy Babygirl FireFighter's Wife Free Graphics & Comments Codes Free Comment Codes
Z0mg!! Progress At Work!
I'm working a full day today on my day off, in an attempt to get all caught up (or at least close enough to where it can be finished another day later), and so far, in less than half the day, I've made a HUGE dent, and we have less than 100 new emails left! For the first time in, well, since I started here! It's lunch time now, and then back to the grind, hopefully I'll get the rest of 'em hammered out. If you wanna get a hold of me, txt or call me, you know the number if you have it. If not, well, just leave love here instead. ;)
I Guess This Is Where The Hormones Kick In..
I'm happy, excited, worried, frustrated, annoyed, mad, and sad all at once. I know its normal and I know its probably not going to change for a while... I just hate being an open book with my emotions. Right now I hate being tired all the time. Thank god I had yesterday and today off so I could sleep a lot and relax. I'm not feeling as sick either. I'm worried about tomorrow... it's going to be a long day. We start at 1 pm at Bass Pro.. last year I was there for 12 hours. I am NOT doing that shit this year. I asked if I could come in for the later start and Cindy said she'd look into it, but she never called me. So I'm going in at 1 and I'll work as long as I can. On the one hand it's nice that they think so much of me and how well I do my work that they won't want to lose me, but I dunno. My brother's best friend Megan left me a comment on Myspace that made me smile... :) she's such a sweetheart. She's worried about me but said she's happy for me too. My whole family is so gr
The Fault Line
Last night my 13 year old daughter went with her chorus group to see "The Fault Line", an a cappella group. The show opened with the lights dimming and a large screen lighting up. There were clips playing and narration explaining their appearance on "America's Got Talent", then it showed their performance. My daughter said she was a bit disappointed by this until the screen faded and lights came up on stage and she realized the music she was hearing was coming from the 4 guys standing there. Four men ~ no instruments. She was amazed, never before had she heard such sounds without instruments. One guy did all the bass sounds, it sounded just like a real bass beat. Another was the percussion section. They sang many songs old and new. "Rock around the Clock" was one and the tune from Beetlejuice was another. At the end they left the stage and the crowd went crazy till they came back out. My daughter got autographs and spoke with them. She was still excited when she got home. He
Vote Now
shes in a contest, hottest mom's and grandma'....and HOT she is!! jump your asses in and start dropping comments!! hell, i may drop some gifts your way if you do 50 + comments for her!! please copy and paste if you can
Was supposed to go out with friends tonight. Was really looking forward to it. Needed it. Now it's not gonna happen. So here I sit at home, alone, again.... *sigh*
Dear Fubar Friend's And Family's
Dear Fubar Friend's and family's and fan's thank you for letting be your friend and for letting me rate your pics and comments.And thank you for rating my pics and sending me comments alot too. I like being your friend alot.and would like to be it with you's forever.Thank you very much for having me as a friend and family to all of you's. SexyBitch (greeter of c@cktalis & Dreams aka Krystina
Quit Smoking
I quit smoking Cigerette's, you can too it's easier then I thought!
"girls" Vs. "grown Women"
GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Wanna know the difference??? Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro
The Fier Within
The fire within It’s so different when it burns the fire within No thoughts in our mind just a ravishing desire Forever so sweet but they named it a sin Cold hands running down your soft warm skin A drop of sweat dribbles down your milky valley Closer you lean to me with angelic naked body Candles lighting our naked bodies ever so bright I hold you in my arms and you hold on tight A glass of wine and love our lips share drinking Soft music playing a love song someone singing You touch my face and my soul ever slowly Found you my love and forever we’ll never be lonely With our racing hearts we hug ever tightly tonight Climbing my hands they are on your back with a shiver A sigh of pleasure escape your lips begging for more Running my lips down your burning skin over your neck Start kissing the rest starting with your soft breast Smothering your awaiting nipples with my Tongue South I venture over the softness of your body Unable to wait to explore your calling
Life Sux
Anyone else have problems that keep them from working?? I have several, which is good enough for the state, yet isn't good enough for the feds. So I am stuck in limbo. And because of it, I evidently am a lead balloon dragging folks down. Even tho I am on FS, which buys the food for me and my SO, and I do allll kinds of things to help her, support her in everything she does, I do not get the same in return. So yeah, llife really bites big ones.
Feed The Beast
Saunter along the passage of my eyes, Stroke my icy embrace, lust in disguise. Shadows scamper wherever I may stroll. Kiss my lips as my world gulps you whole. We the damned. immortal, We the diseased, With your blood you flaunted life, you teased. Now as the clock chimes dwindle, grasping waist. Feel my stroke of death, my senses yearn for a taste... Scaling the walls by hardened scalpel nails, Hear the screams of horror and panicking wails! Sanctified with nightmares, warped yet sweet. In the hollow dusk is where our souls wish to meet. We the damned. immortal, We the diseased, With your blood you flaunted life, you teased. Now as the clock chimes dwindle, grasping waist. Feel my stroke of death, my senses yearn for a taste... Mists form a labyrinth of tricks with sinister dead ends. Hearts quicken in terror as the devil and I make amends. Sweet nectar of long years, Your body I bear down on. You the forsaken, cattle, You are the feast I dine upon .
I Start Drama
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!! OH my, my tummy is hurting from all this laughing! I was just told by someone I wont mention *thank you sweetie* that some people who have blocked me on this site.. the reason they blocked me was cause I start drama. I hardly talked to these 2 ever and if I did I was very nice, gave them rates and maybe flirted a bit.. soo how they get drama from that.. is pretty messed up Sorry but that is like the funniest thing ever! But please anyone let me know.. am I a drama starter?? I just need to know this because really I'm oblivious of it.. I just try to do my best to make my friends happy on here.. wow *snort*
I Lose Faith In The Human Race More And More.
MuMM: I'm thinkin about changing my name on here.. But I like the old one.. Want to ask opinion.. Should it say or change? New..- Don't Ask Me What My Name Is Stupid Bitch I'm Famous.. or the old one?! Response: Might I suggest "Cunt". Its short, simple, and to the point. Shoutbox response: !!I'm ...: yea.. its nice.. put Slut on yours What I attempted to write back, before I realized the cunt with no sense of humor blocked me. Nahhh. Slut doesn't fit me oh so well, but you can feel free to have it. The name "Dirty Cunt Slut" seems fitting for you. Don't worry, you can have all creative rights to the name. I guess she was in various other peoples shout boxes as well. She also seems to have no spine, so she does drive by shouts. I find it highly amusing that teh internet is seriouuzzz buzinesz to some people. Go ahead and leave this ass clown some love for me : )
Women. I will never understand why some of ye wear so much make up. I mean come on. A little make up isnt so bad but when you put about ten inches of the stuff on to your face? It makes you look like an orangutan. In my opinion those kinda women should be caged up like a zoo animal or something
For Tequila
I have been in this position so i am doing what i can to help a dear friend. Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila
Support Our Troops!!! Send This To Everyone You Know!!!
SOMETHING COOL THAT XEROX IS DOING If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...
Need A Third
my girl and a need a third person to play with tonite
Workin Man
Friends and Family, I am now the official promoter of the Chill Factor Lounge, Please drop by and show us some Love!! Chill Out with us
Bound For The Floor
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 120 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
If I Knew You
If I knew you then the days that weren't so long and the sun that felt so warm your kisses that drew like silk across a bare back. If I knew you then, The nights that stole to morning the soft breath on my cheek the comfortable silences that filled my rest If I knew you then in the early dawn when rays of morning slipped onto my pillow; content. Even if I knew you then, like I know you now I'd linger for a deep drink from and artesian well, but did I ever know you?
Miss Behavin
Miss Behavin needs 1328 to level, please help!! ««¤Mͧ§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»@ fubar
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Happy Hour
This is the most amazing person I have met!! She helps everyone out and now its time we return the love. She has family members in contests right now and has not asked for any help from us in finishing up this Happy Hour giveaway!!! That is what I call awesome.... Please click and go leave as many comments as you can......I don't care if its only one each and every one helps!!! Thanks in advance.....I have the very best friends anyone could ask for!!! Muahhhhssss and have a great weekend......
Just Me.
I promise to always dance from my heart and sing from my soul . . . I promise a new dance for every new song . . . I promise a new song everyday . . .
My daughter and I were looking through some friends pages I haven't talked to in a very long time and it occurred to us how easy it is to lose the people who mean so much to us. A lot of you and you know who you are were friends long before here and will be friends long after. The last few months have been huge changes for us and some friends i've lost touch with so i wanted to say now I love all ya'll and miss you and hope your doing well. My thoughts are with you even if we aren't always on the same page. hugz
Plz Read I Need Your Help :(
Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila
The First Chance We Get.
Somewhere in the great divide. That guitar is playing. Between dusk and dawn. Cold autumn air on my fuzzy toes, cold tea nestled carelessly between two authritic points. Somewhere in the great divide. That place where I left my childhood. That place where I realized I loved you. That place where it all fell apart. Like ash? Like a house of cards? Like exploding bumble bees? That sunset tragedy outside our front door. That melancholy perfection at the twilit edge of the universe. All good things must come to an end... Or so they say. I say- That's not life. This is the sideswipe. This is the diversion. Life is... Having your cake and licking it too. Life is reaching that level of content perfection. I reach out my hand, to pull it all out of the muck. But it's all so damned thick, inky, foul. What about class? What about establishment? Riches? Mirth? Revelry? Wild sex? Friends, family, family, FAMILY! What about us? Will you walk barefoot
Help Him Out Please
I am trying to help my friend out. I have a handsome maan as a friend and he needs some fubar luv and rate, Fan,add and comment and he will do the same. ~THE BIG BAD WOLF ~@ fubar
Cool Bike
Lost Dreams
I close my eyes and being to drift My sould slipping away from reality Familiar voices heard faintly in the distance The security of them wilting into a memory I close my eyes and explore Find that love, that was once deep Now numb to this once tender emotion The imprints left on my heart with a hole Disappeard has my smile Vanished has the life from my eyes Hopeless is my once spirited heart Scarred is my once blissful soul Slipping into lost dreams Waiting for someone to find me
Help Me Level For My Birthday Pls
Well my birthday is 10 days away and what i would like is to level to godfather on or before the 23rd of October. I'm asking all my family friends and fans to help me with this. It would mean so much to me thanks :) ~*ღLadygrayღ*~@ fubar
King Arthur (part 2)
***If you have not read part 1 I suggest you go back through my blogs to find it first. This is part 2. Expect a part 3 with more information and my conclusion. Part 4 will be links to resources and other links of interest. Enjoy!!!*** Part 2 Who was King Arthur? That leaves us to the question of if King Arthur existed than who is he? There's many possiblities to whom he might be. Some believe he was a celtic deity half-forgotten and turned into a personage. King Arthur almost like God? Think about it.... People put their faith in Britain's greatest warrior and protector, never questioning the validity of his actions. Hmmmmmm. Lets move one before I upset anyone here. Some scholars suggest Arthur was a Roman Commander who led Samration Knights protecting Hadrian's Wall. Lucius Artorius Castus is the name most found during research. The Movie "King Arthur" featuring Clive Owen and Kiera Knightly is based on acrheoligocal evidence found about Artourius. Now its a great movie...I
3 Month Vip/going For Godmother
Repost for me please...It is a sticky bulletin right now... PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar Peggy Sue is having a Halloween Ho-Down…If you are a Fu-Ho and you are down, then you can enter. You pick the pic contest but it cannot be a NSFW pic. Halloween oriented pics are ok but not required. I will start the contest once I have 20 entrants. Don’t enter unless you have friends and ppl to back you and bomb you. If you don’t have 200 comments by the second day you will be deleted. If you don’t have 500 comments by the third day you will be deleted. Inactive bombers will be deleted. LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And
Blue Smoke
Blue smoke First is to accept that fact that all things have an life force, an energy or a soul so to speak of. This is true of things in nature and those created by man. Electronics have energy, A soul to speak of and it is contained within each piece within any piece of electrical equipment. Don’t believe me? Then test it for yourself. Do this little experiment. Pour some water onto your TV or PC and watch the soul be released. The soul of any electric being is blue smoke and it is released upon its death. Any piece of electrical equipment can die. Any piece of electrical equipment contains an energy or as we shall call it from now on, It’s Soul. So if it dies a untimely of violent death the soul of blue smoke is released. Where does it go? In some faiths it goes up to the electric equipment heaven. There to be united with its lost cousins the black and white TV and the ham radio and radios of years past. But IF you believe that energy can neither be created nor destroyed then
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. ~Yoda~
The Batman
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me" ~ BatMan Begins 2005 ~
Alone (now)
From dreary days I have not found As others have-I ran aground As others sang- I could not sing My hopeless gloom was gathering From all the Earthly joy around My lot-intrinsic hell abounds My mental chains forever honed And all I dreamed I dreamed alone Now- Heartache's furrows line the brow Demon's clutches won't allow My sense of self to overtake Rise above all life's mistakes: From being left alone to hide From silent torture that resides From wishes never brought to bear On such a soul so unaware From poisoned bottle's fatal hold As liquid torture did unfold From brief love's ecstasy denied And the cloud that did reside (When Heaven seemed at last to beckon ) With my burden left to reckon
Wisper Of An Angel
Taken time to whisper words of an angel in my ear makes me weak our conversations more interment than ever your words are bruising i wanted it to last forever distance never mattered but how strong did you think i was without your face I'm left with insanity how deep did you want it to go it doesn't feal right you in every memorizing dream ending all in a speechless fight now illusions ill savor everyone hand and hand your words of an angel are band
Love Survey....
[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex's are up to? Just one and thats the asshole that screwed me over in high school...its nice to kno he is getting his...what goes around comes around :) [02] Have you ever been given roses? Yes many times...just waiting for the person to actually give them and mean it...instead of being a lieing asshole..or I should say lieing assholes...LOL. Someday I kno... [03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? Not into romance movies or movies really in the kiddie ones tho... [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? 3 [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Yea I do [06] What's your current problem? My ass burns...LOL [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? have no idea...all I have ever wanted was honesty...but I couldnt even get that...and I think I am a very open minded girl...a man's idea of a not body wise...but relationship wise I think I many
Hi To All The Guy's Here..................
Bite,Lick,Kiss me if your goign to ride my ass then at least pull my hair......
Call Me?
Anyone know what the call me status message does? Can you actually call someone on here and voice chat?
Back In Ny`
I am back from my trip. Did anyone miss me? :)
No Were Not
The Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely , God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
You've Never Let Me Down.
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Book Review: "origins Of The Crash: The Great Bubble And Its Undoing" (2004)
One of my little hobbies is reading and studying US economic history. So when I found Roger Lowenstein's book at my local dollar store, I knew I found something worth adding to academic book collection. Plot: RL examines the rise and fall of the .com industry, Enron, WorldCom and other firms that used quasi-illegal accounting and stock trading tricks to boost their stock prices. Likes: RL uses the context of modern US economic history (i.e 1900 to present) as a backdrop to show how abuses could, did and will again occur in the inflation of a firm's stock price.; He dishes out equal blame to both the Democrats and Republicans in ignoring and even sometimes aiding in these abuses.; He writes in a style that is easy to understand in that he uses non-business related examples to explain difficult economic concepts. Dislikes: While RL states how the financial press reported the rise and fall of these firm's abuses, he never directly blames them helping promote nor truly investigati
So Im lost and so confused. I love this guy but I dont know if he feels the same way. I would do anything for him. He means the world to me. I want to marry him and make him happy. I dont think he feels the same way anymore. It was my fuck up but if he would let me fix what I broke I would. I love you and you know who you are
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Cult - Universal You
All All God's children They got heart They got swagger They got truth Ah-ha-ha Yeah, all All God's children They got heart They got swagger They got youth Ah-ha-ha Don't you know I've got a pagan heart? I love the earth I'm not a preacher Hey there honey, glad to meet you, whoo, hey Don't you know I've got a pagan heart? I love the earth I'm not a preacher Hey there brother, glad to meet you All All God's daughters They got ass They got class They've got youth Ah-ha-ha And all All God's sons They got muscle They got swagger They got truth They got truth You listening? Don't you know I've got a pagan heart? I love the earth I'm ain't no preacher Hey there sister, glad to see you Yeah, don't you know I've got a pagan heart? I love the earth I'm not a preacher Hey there brother, glad to see you Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah I want you to notice You sexy human being Hope you notice Right before we die We die, whoo All All God's children
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Leaveing This Place
I have found myself in this place. Lost and confused. Turned around, because of mistakes I have made. Following what I thought was my heart. Only to find out that I was following a lie. A dream for something more is what lead me here. And here I am all alone and without the dream. My heart is hurt, and hiding inside me. Scarred and scared away from the thing's it feels it will never see. I am leaving this place. Somewhat better then I was before I came. Knowing I have gained friends, thing's I wanted and knowledge of what never to do again. As I work towards the goal of going home. I know I will make it, because there is nothing holding me back like before. One day maybe eventually that dream will find me. No matter how much I may doubt it. Wish me well as I find my path again. Not wanting to hurt anymore. Ready to let go of the thing's that have transpired. So I can find myself and my path. Needing life to balance. Not wanting to live life being F.I.N.E. Freaked out. Insecure. Neurot
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
2 Weeks = 14 Days
Yay only 14 more days till My birthday! I will be 20! Oh boy lol Finally no longer a "teen" lol One year older, a little wiser and more mature (at times lol) Also, if Anyone See's My Buddy KevRho - Wish him a Happy 20th today :) and!!!! Jerry's birthday is in 4 days! so Happy Early Birthday to Jerry, and Happy Birthday to Kevvy! Have a good one :)
Leaving October 25 2007
Searching For...
? any german speaking people here ? send me some signs of life ... sind hier geile Leute in der Bar , welche deutsch sprechen ... schreiben ? (ziemlich frei übersetzt) meldet euch, ok
Can You Hold Me Down?
Can you hold me down when times are rough Can you hold me down when I'm not so tough Can you hold me down when my day is going great Can you hold me down when I have had all I can take Can you hold me down when Im happy as hell Can you hold me down when I fuss, scream and yell Can you hold me down when Im feeling sexy and loved Can you hold me down when Im on my knees talking to my Father above Can you hold me down when things seem a little blue Because thats what I plan on doing for you....
This Song Hits A Vein...
Holding On I thought the future held a perfect place for us That together we would learn to be the best that we could be In my naivety I ran I fell and lost my way Somehow I always end up falling over me And one day I woke to find The future had no place for me I was unwanted in a world that with my hands I helped build Where once was honesty and pride I now stand broken and alone Just a shadow of what I was meant to be They say that "Time will heal" "The truth shall set us free" Well that depends on what it is that you choose to believe In this prison made of lies We see what it is we want to see And find comfort in this broken hall of dreams Does anybody feel the way I do? Is there anybody out there? Are you hearing me? I believe in you Will you believe in me? Or am I alone in this hall of dreams? I believe in you You believe in me But I have no trust in anything Somehow I'm always always falling over me Somehow I'm always I'm al
My Blog1
Well I am pretty new at this website. Its looks very appealing. Which is a very good thing.. So far I got my twin brother to join, an he so not kool... He's a pastor so he has always been kept to himself. A very serious person.... Way to serious. As for me I was once a pastor. Then it all begin to take a toll on me. I am single. I do have children who doesn't live with me. An they all want me to come back home an preach again. They all said that wat I am suppose to do an that wat makes me happy... But I am not happy... I miss my wife.... She passed away last yr.... An its hard for me to fall in love again.. I want someone who can understand my condition of being physical... who can love me for who i am not wat i am.. but I guess someday I will be lucky enough to find that right Queen for me...
I wrote this poem in dedication to my daddy!!! Daddy's heart cold as night yet as warm as day, but loving is his heart in each and every way. Daddy's eyes blue as steel yet soft as river water, eyes that made you look away in fear unless you were his little daughter. Daddy always looked after me even when I was wrong, his hands so rough and rugged but gentle and always strong. His life was oh so hard and his soul so worth and tithered, but daddy always tried to do what was right even when his faith was withered. Daddy always cared when no one else could, gave all he ever had like he always said he would. Daddy made me feel so special in each and every way, daddy made me believe again when from faith I'd stray. Daddy always loved me at me worst and at my best, he always gave of himself completely and for my daddy I am blessed. © 2007
Fuck Jake
So last night I get home right? and I go in and give my roommate Lindsey $300 for rent. Then I go to get online and Jake walks in and he's all "Give me the twenty dollars you owe me" Now it should be stated that I don't owe jake twenty dollars. Last time I got paid he decided he wanted money from me. He claimed it was for late fee on my phone except A. I paid my phone bill on time and B. The phone company doesn't charge late fee's. So I said "You me the money you just decided I owed you " and he said "no i told you you had to give it to me" and I said "Fuck whatever here take it" and I went to give it too him because as I'm sure you all know jake enjoys nothing more than harrassing me and I didn't feel like dealing with his bullshit over such a small amount of money His response was "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" My response was "are you fucking kidding me its eleven at night" Then he said "No fuck you get the fuck out" so i said "f
Can I Be Saved?
How long is the road we travel how far to the rainbow of gold, how much would a memory be if they could be sold? If a picture is worth a million words what is the worth of a smile?, how do you know if what's true is not a lie every once in a while? When did the journey begin how long will it last, how far away is forever or has it already passed? A kiss of your lips the touch of your hand knowing ones ever desire, a spark in the ashes of what once burned bright the last glowing ember of the fire. Silver moments golden dreams the moon shinning bright in the sky, the warmth of love on the face of hello the empty tears of goodbye. © 2007
Can U?
Can u love me for me? all my quirks? can u treat me with respect? Thats all i ask honesty and real feelings. I will give u the same Can u love me for who i am? don't try to change me it will never happen Can u take my heart and not break it? i trust that u won't but things happen Can u be with me forever? are just a few moments? Can u be the one I love?
What Does The Bible Say About Oral Sex?
From Daddy And Me
* I wrote this poem after I lost my baby * We miss the smile on your face that we never saw, We miss kissing away the tears from your eyes that would never fall. We miss the rythme of your heart we never got to feel while holding you near, we miss the sound of your laughter we never got to hear. We miss the smell of your skin an aroma we never knew, What we miss the most is we never got a chance to know you. We never heard you say mommy your cries left silent wisper, no I love you daddys' no big eyes at the end of December. How can you love someone so much that you never got to see, we miss the you you never were love forever daddy and me. © 2007
Jus 4 Fun
i just thought i would write something cuz i am so f...king bored out of my mind and i got a terrible migrain headache....and just to let everyone kno if you havent looked at my pics in my profile then go and look and rate em and let me kno what u think..
One Millions
one millions reason of love for DEBBIE!
The End
The end comes and it can't be stopped. You can not prepare and you can not hide. If you run away it will follow. Don't try to beat it because you will never win. Sometimes the end hurts. Sometimes the end is because of you. I know when it hurts the worst. When the pain never goes away. It is when the end comes too soon. It is when you know the end is there and even though you can go on longer ~~~ You do not ~~~ It always ends with goodbye Goodbye The end © 2007
Keyser Soze
Time is not of the essence. Time is mearly an element. There is a deeper level. Far beyond that of any dimention is the seed of the earth and all those who dwell there upon. Existence. The beginning and the end of all that is or ever will be. Without the will to exist or desire to live there is a nothingness to everything that is. Without the passion for life the flame of hope grows ever dim. When the bright light of hope goes dark as does the flame of life. Existence as well as time becomes a dimention forever lost. Time is an element of great importance it's true, but a slave to that of the driving force for all that is. ... Existence itself. © 2007
Quote Of The Day
"Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of your time." - 'Dream for an Insomniac' -
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For Parents In Sussex Co, Nj
I think you should know this if you don't already. Talk to your kids about not talking to strangers and remind them often... There have been two suspicious persons complaints reported over the last two days regarding a white male (longer, grayish hair), driving a reddish/brown pick-up truck. On Monday 10/8, the subject drove up along a 13 year old female at Culver Lake, Frankford and motioned for her to get into the passenger seat of his truck. On Tuesday, 10/9, the subject stopped at the intersection of Roberts Way and Sherman Ridge Road in Wantage and asked a nine year old boy if he would help him look for his lost dog. Both children gave similar descriptions of this subject.
Sometimes Life Just Sucks.....
Sometimes things happen in life that we aren't prepared for even tho they take place every day. That situation is going on for me at this time and I do not know how much I will be on here for a bit. To my friends, my dad is still completing tests to see what we are dealing with exactly, but a large mass was found in his right lung, other masses in both lungs, on several ribs, spots on his spine and spleen, masses in soft tissue of right hip and both chest walls, a mass in his left kidney and some abnormalities in his lymph nodes. He is in terrible pain. Yes, as a nurse I deal with this every day but it is a little different when it is your own family. So please know that if I don't immediately respond to comments, shouts, messages, etc, It isn't because I don't care about my friends and don't appreciate everything you send to me. It is just with work, taking care of my son, and now trying to work with my dad's doctors to get him comfortable and keep my step mom from freaking ou
Looking For Team Members
Hey to my ladies! I am looking for new team members and someone to hold an online party which is of no cost to anyone it is just fun...anyway..guys you got a girl that likes skin care stuff or makeup send them my way...ladies you have friends who might be interested let me know or go to's worth it
"about Whiz" Info"
"ABOUT Whiz" INFO" OFFICIAL Whiz Community, The only place where you'll find any "OFFICAL WHIZ Community" INFO on the web! About Me: Army Retired WHIZ's SUMMARY OF SKILLS - Collects and organizes data and conducts analyses (ATRRS), MSWord, Excel, Access, Fox, Enable, ...). Prepares and submits reports. Utilizes knowledge of PC-based software (spreadsheets, database, wordprocess). Provides technical assistance to staff. Monitor and analyze databases as Project Manager. Provide training and/or computer support. Supervise support staff. Designs, plans and conducts, from concept to completion, projects with significant impact on the unit (Training, Mob, Movement, Safety, Security). Assists with or conducts initial interviews of soldiers to provide training assistance, determine eligibility for training programs. Administer and score basic educational tests. Performs administrative and/or clerical support for an office, unit or program area. Acts as lead worker or supe
How To Fin The Right Girl
i am having a tough time finding the right woman for me i am very shy and bashful i get all tensed when it comes to women i am 35 and still a virgin i must be stupid or im too ugly to be with anyone i just wish i could find that special someone to be with i really suck
The Way Of Man
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are
As Of October 12, 2007 Kage & Brew Are Fubar Engaged
WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE KAGE & WITCHESBREW ARE FUBAR ENGAGED AS OF OCTOBER 12 TH , 2007 imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World
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The Hollow Heart Still Feels!!
The Hollow Heart Still Feels!! Just a simple burden Heavy to lift Even heavier to live with It brings me to fucking tears I think I can handle it I wish I was stronger though My heart collapses on trivial matters My mind blurs today, tomorrow, and yesterday I can't - I can't it hurts to so bad... The verge of tears It's been a few years Oh god, I'm ready to break Teetering on the edge of an emotional explosion My eyes feel thick _short of breath _the back of my mind feels undone _skin is condensing _all my muscles tighten __just awaiting the tears that won't come More painful is not being able to release Nobody is hear to hold me I want to cry to be free of this tension To be able to think Please, fucking end this heartache Unrequited love is killing me inside The tears are building as I type But they won't flow Remind myself of everything that hurts Provoke the demons within to overtake and overflow Not feeling in
The Why's Of Men.......
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then yo
New Castle Comment
Now, since you are a part of My life on here, please go to these two pages and rate, fan and add these two wonderful people! They are the two most important people in my life on here, and I don't care if you have an issue adding men or women... just do it!!! This is Ser William, He is a wonderful Man here on fubar, He is a Great Friend to have! If you do not have Him you need Him! You need to fan, rate and add Ser William!! Ser William@ fubar This is Slave Princess, She is on Her way to Godfather.. Please help Her on this, Fan, Rate, and Add at least!1 ~Slave Princess~ Owner of ~Castle Secrets~@ fubar Please allow me to introduce my lounge to you! Castle Secrets is the first Fubar dungeon, where everyone of like minds can come together and enjoy each other's company without hassle, drama, discrimination, or anything to worry about! Stop in, say hi, and hang out and get to know each other! Promising to be one of the hottest lounges to hit fubar, just click on the banner to e
Aspen Glow
Holy hell, I can't breathe! Why does it seem that some of the most beautiful scenery in our great country is up so high there is almost no air. To make matters worse when it does take your breath away, you had so little to begin with. So many people have tried to describe the Colorado wilderness, and very few have seem to be able to capture their Majesty in words. The crisp air, the whisper of the Aspen trees, and the hidden treasures found among the valleys. You ever have to travel far to find ponds or streams and rivers chalk full or rainbow and brown trout. Wildlife abounds through the mountains. It had taken quite awhile to drive from the city out to the middle of nowhere. Even leaving in the late morning on a Friday, by the time we had arrived and set up camp, we were wiped out for the night. It gets cold in the mountains at night,even in late summer you better have warm clothes. I'd love to tell you all the naughty sexual depravity that went on the first night but
My New Welcome For The Castle!
Welcome to Castle Secrets! have a beer(b) relax and enjoy. Please read our castle laws. If you have not already. Feel free to invite your friends to join in the fun here!! When you get a chance please Rate, Add, and Fan out castle owner Slave Princess. She and I have a goal to have her godfather by 10/29.Please help us reach our goal. Here is her link… Thank You!
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Hello To All
hey im all new to this site, i heard about it and thought i'd come check it out, I live in b.c canada with my boyfriend whom i love veary much and im just on here looking to meet new friends to hang out, and chat with.
Nickelback Lyrics "Rockstar" I'm through with standin' in line To clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me (Yea, So what you need) I need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet --(Been there done that)-- I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all
This Is Our Way!
Does It Ever End
Well as most of you know my father passed away on 10-10-07 at 2:30 am. You would think that after the long battle and the sleepless nights that our family would finally manage to come together. And let my father rest in peace. However there again this is my family we are talking about. My uncle who is the one handleing all the arrangements decided NOT to have a service of any type for my father. He has decided that his ashes will be spread in New Hampshire (where dad did want them) and whoever could make it could make it. What the freak. I am pretty much ready to explode right now seeing as this is going to be done on a sunday in which some of us have our children that have to go to school the next day. And also don't have that type of money available. I find it sad that most of the family will not be able to say their final farewell to my father myself included. I just have to take comfort in the fact that I said what I had to when he was alive. Anyways just had to ve
The "yoni" Massage
The Yoni Massage My partner's and I practise Tantra/Sacred Sex and have received much joy from the techniques and processes. One of my partner's favourite and frequently requested sexual activity is the Yoni Massage. It has greatly expanded my sex life, brought me closer and has given me a greater appreciation of women. I offer it here and hope it enhances your sex life. Enjoy. BACKGROUND INFO: Yoni (pronounced YO-NEE) is a Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "Sacred Space" or "Sacred Temple." Its meaning and use is an alternate perspective from the Western view of the female genitals (i.e., Pussy, Cunt, Twat, etc., words which may or may not be complimentary depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is especially helpful for men to learn. The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman (the receiver) to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much
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"the Sex Magic Reality Creation Process" (smrcp)
"The Sex Magic Reality Creation Process" (SMRCP) BACKGROUND: Sex is one of the most (some say THE most) powerful energies on the planet. To grasp its awesome and often overlooked power, take a look at the starving Somalis. Take away their food, take away their dignity, humiliate and torture them and THEY STILL MAKE BABIES. Within our loins lies an energy that has the potential to create ANY reality we want. Unfortunately, most humans have a love/hate relationship with sex that is reflected in many ways (i.e., unsafe promiscuity, self-destructive perversions, denial, shutdown, religious intolerance, rape, abuse, etc.). Religion has done much to suppress our sexual nature and has kept the masses ignorant of the potential uses of sexual energy. When we accept and embrace our sexual nature we are free to use its awesome power for our benefit. We no longer worship it or deny it. We come into balance and view our sexuality as part of our divinity. It becomes joyful, light and loving.
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A Rainy Day Saturday
Hello Fu's! It has been raining here alllll day long, and is still going. It has made for a FABULOUS Saturday at home. Talk about wonderful sleeping in weather...dark, and no sun peaking through my window at some unearthly hour of the morning, but cloudy and dark. My eyes didn't open till after 10:30, and snuggled in that bed sure felt great. I messed on the puter for awhile, but knew I had to get a bit of housework done, since we just threw everything last night, trying to get out of here and head for the game. The house looked like a tornado had been through it. By the way, Hickman did win the game last night...24-0!!! GO KEWPIES!!! I got some housework done, a load thrown in the dryer, the vacume run, and the kitchen cleaned, and decided that was all I was gonna do today...since there's been stuff on Fubar that I've been wanting to get done. With this rainy dismal weather, I've decided on soup for supper, and am gonna fix a big pot of homemade potato soup...and we'll
I just watched the movie broken. Here is what it says on the back of the box...... Based on a horrifying true story. Broken is a dark, vicious little movie that gets under your skin. When a woman is taken captive by a sadistic madman, she survives a series of gruesome tortures only to become his twisted slave. Unusual, cruel, captivating and startlingy memorable. Broken is a relentlessly brutal film whose creepy yet realisitc depravity takes modern horror movies to a whole new level. Well yes the back of the box was true, but I still did not expect it to be what it was. It really was a good movie, just very sad and dark. I thought it would be more of a traditional slave/master type movie, but it was far from it....if you like dark, brutal movies you will most likely want to watch...
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Article From N.a.d.s.-north American Defense Against Squirrels
I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close! . I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle; but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth opened; and at the last p
Not Enough Room For Family
I am feeling a little bad, because i dont have enough room for family members. Being a family member is the only way to access the lovers album, which means if i want to add someone new, i have to take someone off :-( This does not mean i dont want you as family anymore, I just dont have the room. luv ya's all
Be Careful Of The Ppl On This Site
Be careful who you talk to on here they only a bunch of ppl who chat then talk shit in there blogs about you when they started the convo up. If you fo real then act like it.....Dont be a ass bout things Have fun
I'm Only Happy...
I'm only happy when it rains without a cloud in the sky I'm only happy in these chains all that I can do is cry I'm only happy when I bleed it let's me know I'm alive I'm only happy when I need just myself to survive I'm only happy when I dream of my long lost love I'm only happy when I scream at the Heavens above I'm only happy when I'm alone at war with my brain I'm only happy when I've known that life is just pain I'm only happy when I'm lost and I can't find my way I'm only happy when I've crossed the path of disarray I'm only happy when I see death is my way out I know I'll be free I have no doubt I'm only happy when I'm told that I've gone insane I'm only happy when I hold all these thoughts in my brain I'm only happy when I sleep and go out of my mind I'm only happy when I'm in too deep I'm only happy when it's me you cannot find
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Variations And Enhancements
Conscious Breathing Regular, conscious breathing is a powerful way to enhance both relaxation massage and erotic massage. If the receiving partner forgets to breathe, the massaging partner can remind him or her by breathing rhythmically and audibly. Some partners find that synchronizing the breathing between the two of them leads to wonderful sensations. Just don't hyperventilate... Group Massage Gatherings: These can be put on with three or more participants. Participants divide up into groups of three or four, with one massage table per group. Each person in each group gets a certain amount of time on their table, and before massage begins this person tells the other people at his or her table what he or she would like, and what his or her limits are. This can be a lot of fun, and is a great way to practice asking for what you want sexually (a habit which has the power to enhance your pleasure in and of itself). It's good to start and end these by having everyone get i
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The "lingam" Massage
The Lingam Massage BACKGROUND INFO: The Sanskrit word for the male sexual organ is Lingam (pronounced LING-AHM, [LING rhymes with sing]) and is loosely translated as "Wand of Light." Its meaning is different in intention from the typical Western view of the penis (i.e., Cock, Prick, Dong, Dick, etc., words that may come from a limited perspective, depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra/Sacred Sexuality, the Lingam is respectfully viewed and honoured, a "Wand of Light" that channels creative energy and pleasure. The purpose of the Lingam Massage is to create a space the receiver to relax, and receive expanded pleasure from his Lingam. His partner (the giver) experiences the joy of facilitating and witnessing the man surrendering to his softer, gentler side. The Lingam Massage can be used as a form of safer sex (when latex gloves are used) and is an excellent process to build trust and intimacy. It is often used to help men heal from negative sexual conditioning and
Pretty F'ing Sad
Ya'know... It's pretty fu-king sad that I can't even PAY someone to come help and support my lette, Paganchild1979 in her contest. She wants and deserves a damn Happy Hour. Whenever ANY ONE of our mutual friends has been in a contest she is the one who puts all her time and effort into bombing that person. No matter who it is!!! So where the F are these people now???????? It's getting awful goddamn sad and it's truly pathetic that people find it entertaining (to say the least) to just use her for her kindness when they need someone, but they never repay the favor. Where do you people get off? (Not everyone, but the few I'm talking about know who they are) I will not stoop so low as to name names... I'm pretty sure that the one's that this is targeted to know who they are, and if they have any type of conscious about them, they'd see where I'm coming from. I cannot honestly say that I have been there for everyone who has needed help with contests. I work weekends third
Come On, Who Needs One?
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The Cleavage Contest Has Started
I was just notified that the CLEAVAGE CONTEST on Fubar has started. I am a contestant in the contest and would appreciate any and all votes to come and vote for my submitted NOT NSFW picture that is the entry pic. Here is the link to the contest pic... Thanks!!!! Tell your friends to come and vote for me also.
Swallowing (without it tasting really bad) This is possible. In fact, only a mental barrier stands between those who "can't" and those who can. But you have to know the technique. Oh, I should point out that a large minority of people enjoy the taste, either for the flavor or because bringing that kind of pleasure to their lover is so wonderful. But a larger number think it can taste pretty bad. This depends a lot on the guy himself (each guy tastes different, some very much so), and also on what they eat (rumor has it that fruit makes it taste better, and fatty foods make it taste worse, as do some spices). The trick is to not taste it at all. This sounds too simple to be true, but: When a guy starts to cum, the typical response is to try to pace it a bit... to hold it in one's mouth for a moment before swallowing. This is the only reason one tastes it. Instead, just start swallowing, immediately and hard. If you can get the tip into the back of your mouth without having
Safer Sex Precautions
Coming into contact with active outbreaks of herpes or HPV, or exchanging body fluids with someone currently carrying a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), can impart a risk to you of catching that STD. Although unprotected genital massage is certainly safer than unprotected vaginal or anal intercourse, if you or your partner are potentially contagious you can always insure absolute protection by putting on a pair of latex or nitrile gloves before pleasuring your partner's genital areas. Please note that gloves are ONLY considered necessary when one is massaging skin that is broken or unhealthy due to STD-related inflammation, or when there is a possibility of your hand(s) coming into contact with infectious body fluids for general massage on healthy skin (with no body fluids involved) they aren't needed. Please remember, though, that if you stimulate or penetrate a woman's anus with one of your fingers you must change gloves before putting that same finger into her vagina.
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Karezza Techniques
KAREZZA TECHNIQUES The physical techniques of karezza, as propounded by Alice Bunker Stockham and others in her circle, are designed to teach control of the orgasm response in both men and women, for the purposes of physical pleasure, partnership bonding, better health, and spiritual benefit. What sets karezza apart from traditional religious teachings such as tantra yoga is that karezza method applies equally to both partners in the relationship, whether they are a man and a woman, two men, or two women. In order to understand the enormity of Stockham's contribution to the field of sacred sex, it is necessary to note that at the time when she was formulating her ideas -- during the last half of the 19th century -- traditional Hindu and Tibetan Buddhist tantra practice emphasized MALE orgasm control only, because under the Hindu and Buddhist paradigms, the major point of sacred sex was to teach men to raise their kundalini energy to a fever pitch by metaphysically re-absorbing thei
30 Day Blast Giveaway
I entered a giveaway... Please be kind to the guy who's so nice... 95,000 comments is alot but hey here goes :D Girly glitter comments from While out showing love... a friend needs a hand her contest runs till 10a est Oct 22... so show her some love too :D Girly glitter comments from
Josh Gracin.. Stay With Me..
Seriously. This has to be the sexiest video I've ever seen. *Fans self*
So Good
As my heart beats faster As the heat grows thicker I feel more and more desire As my adrenaline flows threw my veins As my fluids wets my inner thighs I feel more and more excitement As you caress my breast As you kiss me on the belly working your way down I feel more and more lust As you lick it up and down As you push it in and out The more I yell for more The more you do it the more I feel it tinkling, tickling up my bloodstream These feelings all at once waiting to get out............ Oh how good it feels
I'm very excited and happy now, I've been chatting with this woman online for about 3 & 1/2 years, she has finally given up on this Bob guy that has broken her heart and kept her hanging. He married one he said he didn't even like, or her kids; he was fucking around with another the whole time, it's men like this that give all of us bad names. (stupid fucker) But better for me! She is extortionate! She's talented, intelligent, very Hot! and I'm falling in love with her. Look out Cherie' I'm coming for you love!
Lets Help Abby Get Level 25
Abby's almost to Level 25!! WOOHOO!!! So she's hosting ONE MORE comment bombing contest to help her get there!! Most comments win! Rates are worth 5 points! Photo theme - your choice! (No nsfw) ~*~ FIRST PRIZE ~*~ 30Day Blast or 3 Month VIP ~*~ SECOND PLACE ~*~ 7Day Blast or 1 Month VIP ***************RULES*************** 1. First Place must receive a minimum of 35,000 points to win. 2. Self-bombing and Bombing Families allowed. 3. Contest starts Wed Oct17 8:00pm CST 4. Contest ends Wed Oct24 8:00pm CST 5. ALL ENTRIES MUST HAVE at least 300 comments by end of first contest day (midnight) to remain in the contest. No Exceptions! If you'd like to enter, send your photo to... Abby ~*~Screw the roses, Give me the thorns~*~@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! Those of you on her friends list will receive a fu-gift for reposting. Thank you! "Jump Around" gif courtesy of misterfeet@ fubar Thank you, misterfeet!!
Halloween Spirit ??
Getting into the Halloween spirit ?? If you need to feel bewitched ... Request "Dennis Paul - Under a Spell" If you like Monster Rock ... Request "Dennis Paul - No Rest for Me" These tracks are available for request on Rock 365 net ... the home for music Have an awesome week !! Dennis Paul P.S. More New Cool Banners available on
Sweet Release
Beautiful golden circlets Falling around my pillow Wrapped between your fingers Mimic my soft silken legs Wrapped around your waist I can only feel the slight Differences between us as we melt and become one Again and once again My senses heightened, I am you... A moment in time where there is nothing save for you and I the heat and the passion the approach of the separation The world, nay the universe has trapped itself inside of me and the building of my implosion threatens closer, ever closer as you pull my head back and thrust My slayer, my tormentor bringing me sweet absolution every stroke, every thrust bringing me closer to heaven Closer to ending my anguish And as my back arches awaiting The final blow to bring me to my peace My nails dig into your back My teeth into your shoulder And it is then I feel the sweet release..
My Dear Heather
This one was written about my best friend Heather when we were in grade school. She died suddenly a little over a year ago. I post it in her memory. No matter how much I rub my arms It cannot warm the chill in my heart. Then I see the flame. It pierces the night with a ray of hope. And through the cold empty darkness, Where I've lost myself, I find my path Guided by the flame. I am drowning in tears As I grope for your light. It flickers inside me And fills the bottomless pit of Darkness. My heart defrosts And begins to beat. As I remember The wick may run out, But the flame will always live In my mind, heart, and soul. You are my flame. You my comfort. You are my light.
Next Few Weeks
I may not be on line for a few weeks or longer. The finances finally crashed. The roommate is a worthless piece of s**t and can't seem to come up with any help. I am scrambling to keep the basic essentials. I just hope that I can get some help from the local charities. I will be back as soon as I can. I am also trying to get a lawyer to help me apply for disability. It is my last resort as the surgery did not help and I am getting worse over time. I am getting a good education in being powerless. I don't like it at all. My hardest job will be not letting the depression take over. I survived this long so I'm not giving up anytime soon.
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Always Loving you Believe in this Eternal love we share Rarely felt here on earth Time will only make it stronger Despite the obsticles that lie ahead Everyday I love you more Believe in this love Believe in me I'm yours Eternally I LOVE YOU ALBERT!!!
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A lot of the best techniques involve hands. If you or he insists on sticking to purely oral, then a lot of amazing stuff is missed. First, there's obviously caressing. This can be done all over the body, and not just during the initial build-up phase. This is also a great thing to do during pauses, when prolonging things when he's too close to orgasm too soon. The Cock Pull: One really effective trick for direct attention to the penis is to use both hands, but only in one direction. Saliva may be enough for this, depending on the situation... but some additional lubricant, preferably oil-based, may be necessary. Starting at the base, slide a hand up toward the tip, placing the other hand by the base. Just before it comes off of the tip, start the other hand moving up from the base toward the tip. While doing that, put the other hand down on the base. Keep this up, slowly getting faster. This works great with a really hard penis (and it's so different/stimulating that he'll probably hav
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Waiting For What’s Not Meant To Be!
I've decided that for me happily ever after just isn't meant to be. I'm not going to find my prince charming or my knight in shining armour. In my life all the knights will turn out to be losers in duct tape but it's cool. I can live going from relationship to relationship, taking something away from each one. Sure lately it's just been good music but hey that's something and the relationships are fun while they last. I'm giving up on every little girls dream, kissing forever goodbye, and just living for the moment.I'm not really bitter. I'm just tired of being played and being used. So yeah I realise I was a notch in his bedpost but hey at the time all I wanted was to be with him. Now he's really nothing to me. I loved him for the moment but the moment has past. Not everyone ends up like I have. I'm just very unlucky at love. A woman can find the right guy and have forever, just not me.You may not agree with my way of life and honestly I don't really care. I'm just starting to do what
Just Waiting
Fellatio First, everything here is a generalization. "Most guys" means most guys, not all guys. With that in mind... Most guys are very different than women, when it comes to what they enjoy. With women, starting out very slowly is more important. With guys, there is a much better chance that the guy will be impatient, and there is most definitely a lower overall standard as to what most guys will enjoy. When starting out, the best bet is to start slowly, and indirectly. Men tend to be more visual than women, stereotypically, so part of taking your time would include almost touching... kissing around the rest of his body (depending on what's accessible under the circumstances), caressing, but not necessarily actually touching his erotic zones, yet. When doing this, remember the "many guys get impatient" rule. The longer you can drag out each step (while still making progress), the better, but some guys don't want much of this at all, and if you pay attention it should become
The Main Owner Of Mad Cat Radio Is 22 Years Old Today
October Is Domestic Awareness
October is Domestic Abuse month. If you haven't been in a relationship with abuse then you really can't understand what October means to the ones that have been through hell. There are so many things that all of us can do to help try to get a handle on this horrible problem. There are no guidelines in an abusive relationship, abusers don't understand how much hurt they are putting the victim through and most really don't care. If you know a woman that is going through the hell that comes with an abusive relationship, make sure they know there are so many programs out there that can help them get out, and that can protect them from the abuser. And please let them know they have your support, that will mean so very much to them, i know it was to me. Every nine seconds there is a woman beaten by their spouse, boyfriend, or partner, and the scary thing is, every 14 seconds a woman is beaten to death, so if you can help anyone this month or give any of your time to help as a volunteer this
Dreams shattered Thoughts scattered Where do I go from here? Spirit tattered Nothing matters, Waiting for the haze to clear. Heart scorned. Soul’s worn. Is this another dead end? Life’s torn. And I am reborn. Starting all over again.
Extended Sexual Orgasm "eso"
"ESO": How You and Your Lover Can Give Each Other Hours of Extended Sexual Orgasm, by Alan P. Brauer and Donna Brauer. This book outlines a general approach for using genital massage to achieve extended orgasmic states. "Body Electric Courses" The Body Electric School offers courses in erotic massage, and is in fact the only organization to offer education of this kind nationwide. Their courses are VERY well put together. The Body Electric School offers courses consisting of men only, and courses consisting of women only. They also (in Seattle, Washington and Oakland, California) offer a course with both men and women, but you must complete the same-sex class before taking the mixed class. "Videos" A video illustrating the Body Electric approach to sex, along with demonstrations of over 25 male genital massage strokes, is called Fire on the Mountain: An Intimate Guide to Male Genital Massage in Spring, 1999, the Body Electric School also released Fire in the Valley:
Hey everyone. I am sorry that I have not been on here in a while. I have been very busy with school and all. I am almost done with school. I have 2 more weeks in class then I am off to do my exturn. I cant wait. So how has everyone been? Once I am done with school I will be on here more. Well at least I should be. I was also out of work for 2 weeks due to hurting my back, but yesterday I was able to go back to work. What a time for me to be out of work. I have to go a month without getting paid and then was out for 2 weeks not getting paid, but oh well. I better run now..I will be back soon.
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Guys Every Girl/women Should Date.
Guys every girl/women should date. Wondering which fella to flirt with next? Make a point of getting to know these men—they can teach you wonderful things about life and love… So you’re out on the town, looking for a cute guy you’ll click with…who’ll be the next lucky dude? Who’s your usual type? Before you answer, wait a second, and let us urge you not to date your usual type. You’ll benefit big-time by dating various types of guys. Here’s why: Each will stretch the boundaries of what you think makes a suitable mate and teach you a unique set of skills that will come in handy when you do meet The One. Type #1: The Older Man; There comes a point in every guy’s life when he’s no longer interested in keg parties, Sony PlayStations, and phrases like “getting laid.” In short, a man becomes a man, and that’s exactly why you should see what an older guy is all about. No, it’s not because he could be a sugardaddy who’ll shower you with fancy meals and great gi
Dont Know If I Will Make It
I seperated from my husband today. He left yesterday and didnt come home. He has been doing this alot lately. I Love him with all of my heart but I cant make him love me. We have been together for three years tomorrow. I dont know if I will be able to handle going throigh this or not. If anyone has any advice feel free to email me.
The Moon Glows Upon Us
The Moon Glows Upon Us by BlueWolf © Loving arms outstretched Where a silver path gleams As lovers come together Kindling hopes and dreams Dreams make connection Under stars gleaming bright Where lovers rendezvous Feeling together each night With star dust shimmering Lighting the pathway of love In the dreams we partake While stars glistened above On starry nights we meet Where romance fills the air The moon glows upon us Sharing a dreamy love affair..................
The Dust-inci Code
I Need Yucky Dust I know it sounds ridiculous, but I've decided that what I need in my life is a very large supply of very unappealing and totally unappetizing dust. I just need to keep this bad dust around me at all times. I'm tired of my sweet smelling tempting dust, I want to replace it with old, stale, dirty dust. Why might I have made this decision that seems so appropriate for straight laced soul, but quite odd for a freely moving one with no present psychiatric evaluation being administered? (No, I'm not ready to change that yet, by the way.) dun dun dun … Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust-uh. I wait for the day that this song does not play in my head at the end of a first date. If I had yucky dust around me, maybe one would not be so inclined to bite it. The boys would not like it so much, it would not tea
i dont understand i was doing so well hadnt had a nightmare in a while and then the same two reoccuring dreams why do they keep coming back im so sick of it i want to forget those two event s and never even think of them but then i dream about them and its like i relive them the man with the deep sharp voice whithout a face ...and that guy from david from elementary school... i wish i could forget them so that i can feel better but it seems like i cant and it hurts really bad
Patti Smith Dancing Barefoot
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The Championship Stays In Russia!!
Holyfield loses to Ibragimov in Moscow Evander Holyfield's quest for a fifth heavyweight title ran into a roadblock Saturday: Sultan Ibragimov. Ibragimov kept his WBO title with a unanimous decision over Holyfield, who turns 45 next week. Fighting before a home crowd, Ibragimov improved his record to 22 wins and one draw with a slick, counter-punching display at the Khodynka Arena. Holyfield dropped to 42-9 with two draws. The judges scored the 12-round fight 118-110, 117-111 and 117-111. Ibragimov, a 32-year-old Russian, will now try and unify the fractured division. The other titles are held by Wladimir Klitschko (IBF), Ruslan Chagaev (WBA) and recently declared champion Samuel Peter (WBC). Holyfield was trying to become the second-oldest heavyweight champion. At 45 and 300 days, George Foreman knocked out Michael Moorer to win the WBA and IBF titles in 1994. This was Holyfield's 23rd title bout in a 20-year heavyweight career in which he has beaten Mike Tyson (twice), Forema
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Ok, so I've been working on this little project every now and again for a good little while. It's a collection of short quotes and/or poems about love... with a twist...a comedic, over the edge, dark, tongue in cheek, humorous twist. Almost similar to Danny Divito's "Throw Momma from the Train" style, but in a much simpler cornbally way. Here's a little sample, leave a comment and cast your vote- smash or trash From: NOT Just Another Book about Love or alt. title : Burning Love If you love someone, set them free. If they come back,they will be yours forever. If they don't return, find them and light them on fire. It is better to have loved and lost, than to do ten to twenty for lighting someone on fire.
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All Time Stupid Excuses
I think I must have hit my head harder than I thought. -_-; Ended up calling in to work today to let my boss know that I couldn't make it in to my shift... My reason? I fell out of bed. What possessed me to tell the truth? I can only claim stupidy...and that I must've hit my head harder than I thought. was the truth. Embarrassing, but true. And I'm thinking maybe I should've just said I was sick upon further reflection. Oops. I'll have to explain better on Monday when I go in. But at the moment, I'm glad I didn't try to go in 'cause I'm feeling rather out of sorts. Kinda dizzy and sick to my probably hit my head harder than I first thought, though at the time it didn't hurt nearly as much as the rest of me that got wedged between the bed and the wall. But considering I hit my head on the night stand as I went down (smacked it on all three shelves in the process), I think I might be forgiven for sounding odder than usual. -_
What Kind Of Friend Would I Be???
What kind of a careing friend would just let a friend go after becomeing close to them and careing abought them? If you care abought someone alot shouldnt you fight for that? Well I guess you all dont think so but me when I care I care forever!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.Ks are ""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love. Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends Get 3 back-You aight Get 4 back-Your loved Get 5 back-Your adored Get 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity!
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My Little World!
Well I live in my own little world for the most part. I have my friends and family around on a regular basis! I enjoy having fun with them all. I have some friends that I enjoy more than others and we tend to find trouble when together. My kids are old enough to tend to themselves whe I decide to go out. That is something that I have sacrificed for having fun. I have basically been single for 9 yrs now! Time for me to let my hair doen some!
Groupie Note #1
Groupies Unite! A groupie is a person who, while he/she may be a fan at some level, seeks intimacy (most often physical, sometimes emotional) with a famous person. “I was backstage at a concert of this band that had a big hit ballad about schoolkids. During the set the lead singer accidentally walked right into me. He was very apologetic and invited me to hang out. Back in his hotel room, he offered me a drink, but it was Jack Daniel’s right out of the bottle—very rock’n’roll. He leaned over and kissed me on the cheek, then said, ‘You don’t mind, do you?’ before going right for my mouth, holding me by my hair. It was very hot. Eventually, he leaned me back and gave me long, deep kisses. His hands wandered down to my pants, and whew! Mind-blowing. I rolled over and straddled him, and he stood up and carried me to the bed with my legs wrapped around him. The bed was huge, with dark red satin sheets and tons of soft pillows. We went all night in that big red bed.”—Anna Wh
well everything went well yesterday, they found a few things that shouldnt be there, took tissue to look at, they said that if I do not hear anything by next week then everything went fine. I do have to left but those have to wait till I am all healed up from this one. So when I know more I will let you all know. Thank you. ~COPE~
Nipple Trek Iii: The Theatrical Cut
Nipple Trek III: The Theatrical Cut Ah a week full of ice cold temperatures and hard nipples, alas the only thing missing was a Diet coke... OK I'm not even gonna get started on my Drew Barrymore routine again. if that joke is lost on you, then perhaps I should explain, a little over a year ago I was watching a DVD that had Drew Barrymore in it (I'm not gonna say what DVD) and she made mention the phrase "Hard Nipples & Diet coke" this has become a sort of running gag with me, sure its no where near as funny as Jimmy Kimmel's "Running out of time" joke directed towards Matt Damon, but still it has been a source of laughs for me. the big freaking deal with it is this, I wrote out a Blog back that week when I saw this DVD and told everyone in the Blog that if anyone could ever tell me what DVD I tool the quote from, I would promise them the Cover of the DVD for what ever CAMPOUT was to be held after that day. for example, if someone was to come and tell me today that I
The Push
She sits quizzically so innocent and sweet. Like a child with grace and beauty not even Venus could defeat. Like a goddess herself she smiles as he draws nearer and nearer not at all a deception, there are no guiles. It is a touch that leads to a kiss from a kiss to a deeper touch from the deeper touch comes immense bliss. She lays herself down gently closing her eyes. She feels her skin is soft and softer growing. A gentle want grows in her thighs. Like a cloak his body surrounds her Soft like velvet and tough like a tree the harder of him is what she'd prefer. The mouth to her neck gentle kisses to her breasts and to her haven a peck It soon becomes a working rhythm grasping at life and emotion the world disappearing around them. Pushing aside, push comes harder a moan to a scream, a breath to a pant... and it seems as though love gets smarter. What was once o good now becomes great both in anticipation of each other unable to hold longer and wait. A final
Our Soldiers
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your
What is y3w? It stands for "Your three words". ABC television runs a program highlighting of all thing viral web videos ( The host of the show asked viewers to express themselves in just three words. Hmmm, what can you say with three words? Apparently you can say a lot. Check out my stash for the three videos from the last season. Here are the three words from all three videos in last season. Even without the video they make you think. I faced reality I'm still here Play nice, share Love your life I love me Never give up Love her secretly Kids are life Friends for ever Hope never dies Bald is beautiful I can walk My son walked Want a baby Music is life Love your kids Nothing without him My best friend Don't look back Follow you heart Don't stop believing Saved a life Forgive, move on Miracles do happen Happy birthday me Sitting, waiting, wishing We miss dad I accept loss Death is unexpected We just miscarried I love him I love her
What To Know About Me
Things to know about me- ~I am a mother first and formost. My son is everything to me. ~I am recently married and very much in love. In all, we have been together for almost 5 years. ~I wear mostly jeans and sneakers. I dont care to wear heels, I am tall enough. ~I am here for friends only and will not flirt or post unclothed pics of myself. ~I love modern rock-linkin park, lennon, papa roach, is mostly what I listen to. ~I do not play head games and I do not play dumb. I am myself. ~I am going to college in january. ~If something is not fixed, it bugs the living crap out of me. ~I like people that honest and loyal, I hate meaninless drama and liers. ~I like to read. ~I curse alot. ~I love horses and dogs, espeacially black labs. ~I love a good horror movie, gruesome and gory movie that holds the edge of seat. ~I like the arts-drawing, poetry, photography,paintings and plays. ~I like to watch the rain and love thuderstorms. ~I love dark
She Smiles
An elegance in her voice Curves that can kill A fire in her eye Is memorable still The way she walks An immaculate sway Every single motion An explicit tease Like a beautiful sunset, or shooting stars I could watch forever Especially her eyes, Clenched with fear Happy and carefree Or even seduction They can say it all Her sweet supple body Leaving all enraptured A wake of serenity In the silence, she smiles She seems reserved If you don't know her But she is exotic fun For those that do There are no perfect words Or they simply elude me Trying to describe her Words do no justice
As you read my blog entries or sometimes my emails, you may often times wonder, "What the f*ck is she talking about?" I'll offer you this: when that thought comes to mind, just keep reading, I'll normally bring it all together at some point or another. Or maybe I won't...maybe my intent is to make you question something about yourself, or the world, or me...sometimes I just get carried away and travel so far off the intended path that I forget myself where I was going..and sometimes I get to typing so quickly that I miss a word here or there. Ahh, the joy of me. But, one thing is for sure, I don't write anything for the sheer sake of writing it and I LOVE to read reactions, comments, and criticism (but be constructive, please), so please let me know what you think. Final note: I have a tendency to rant and rave in my blog entries and brutality is not uncommon. If you are easily offended, this will probably not be a blog that you will enjoy reading. But, also remember, this is c
Very Interesting Stuff
VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ---
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Working On A Better Me
as of 10/11 ive lost 61 lbs this year!!! still like 26 to go before i'll be happy .... the weights of but im not content how im looking so been setting new goals there are 2 surgurys i want 1 i found a site to help with mfi. im not so much as going to go "larger" but to go back to being more fuller if that makes sense. and of course a lift to fight father time argh lol get the chance check out my page there. Create The Perfect Girl at!
Very Bad News!!! :((((
I'm going through a very sad time. I was out taking a walk, got back with a message on my answering machine from the brother of a friend of mine. This friend moved out to California to live near his brother since they were close. Well I called the brother back and he told me my friend died on Wednesday. He was only 46. I asked what happened, the brother said he went to go see him, his tv was on and he wasn't around, but his bay window was broken. He called the police, they investigaed and found him 30 yards from the bay window. He lived in a gated community so noone really could see him from the outside. Noone knows what happened, but it almost looks like he was murdered!! The investigation continues. I am so sad, was crying a lot today after hearing the news!!! I played baseball with this guy and his brother said i was his best friend. Whats worse is he wanted to come back to Pennsylvania but at the time didn't have the money.. I feel numb right now, just keep the family in your
Help A Nice Lady Out !!!
Girly glitter comments from c'mon Help a lady out :) She's behind and needs help... so lets do this and do it right :D Thanx bunches J
My Life
Lately my life seems to be one huge mess. First I get bronchitis and a viral infection. Now I have fractures in my left foot and can not walk on my foot. It just seems to be one thing after another lately. I found out two of my friends that were engaged are no longer together yesterday. I did not know that they were in an open relationship for the last few months. I posted two different Mumms about open relationships today and people kept leaving me rude comments. I asked two seperate questions and they said I repeated myself. The first one I asked if people were for or against open relationships. The second one I asked what they would do if their man/woman wanted to be in one. I am not stupid like everyone seems to think. I was promoted to Family Manager for the Fu-Bombers last night. I hope that I do a good job and help Peggy and the rest of the officers with the running of the family. If you are not a member of the Fu-Bombers family, please check us out. We are alway
a black man was walking on the beach when lo and behold he saw an acient looking lamp so he picked it up and was cleaning it when a jewish genie appeared and told him he had 1 [one] wish WEll thought the black man mmmmnnnn what should i wish??? he then told the genie i wish i was white and between a white lady 's leggs so the genie snapped his fingers and he was a tampon thw black man then said i should have known there is always strings attached with jewish folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not In Love
Artist: Enrique Iglesias Album: Seven Title: Not In Love Are you ready? You call me on the phone I act like nothing's going on We're driving in my car I pretend that you don't turn me on You sexy thing yeah you know it (yeah) You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love It's just the phase I'm going thru I'm always looking for something new But don't go running away It's almost 3am I'm hoping that you don't let go Your moving in so close I'm trying not to lose control You sexy thing yeah you know it You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love I try to tell myself all the time I just can't help how I feel tonight So don't go running away I'm not in love (yeah) I'm not in love I'm not in love (give it to me) I'm not in love (break it down) You sexy thing yeah you know it You move around yeah you show it (Chorus) I'm not in love I try to tell myself all the time I just can't help how I feel tonight So do
On A...
On A Clear Day... You Can See Forever.
Is it wrong to wanna stab some ho you never met in the face? I mean if it seems like they have taken somethin you once had? I dunno guess i am bein silly... I suppose if a guy talks to one pretty girl he talks to them all? Same can be said of women i suppose... Still i wnna stab a dirty trashbag ho....who is with me??
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Just Beauty
Beauty is a quest in life Wait for the window to open Faith brings greatness Obsession refuses peace Why push beauty? Live
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My Birthday
October 20th is my birthday, and I'll be 29, DONT ANYONE FORGET i want losta PRESENTS!
She Not Packed At All Yet
should i ask her if she wants me too pack up things for her you see we moved 3 times,and i did all the packing ec time,there is someone coming for her horse,ive beg and pleade with her no one can not say i didnt try,ive cooked supper meals all this week,six corces,tock her too the fancey resant i can aford,which is red losbter,ever time we go see the horse together we stop and get icecream
Prayer Wheel For Our Military
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field str
Things My Momma Taught ME I OWE MY MOTHER 1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the ba
Will She Going Let
me keep rat dog are first dog,we too gether,im going too put some money in what was our checking acont, the cell bill in her name,so i need too at just pay $50 bucks a mo.but i will still put more in than that because i do care,i have too get a new checking acont,what i did all this before i met her,and i keep the bills payed she forget things like paying bill not that she spending it,but she will pay a bill 2 or 3 times,which puts us short.but if its got any thing too do with the horse she wont mess it up. iwould think that our life together was more inpontane than any of a anamals ,i love them too, it hurt me quit a bite when we had too put down her first horse,that was jester.some tell i should just get a devorce,cut it clean.but there not the one that married her when other allso told me she was lazey
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Idiots Vs. Pit Bulls
I run a humane society and do animal cruelty investigations........ Right now I have a small community who is doing everything in their power to try to make a family give up their pit bulls.. There is no law against them in the county, the dogs are being well taken care of, and these people even help different humane societies in the area place pits. This community has called family services on the family so many times they have been told if they do it again charges will be pressed, they call "anonymous" to the shelter all the time with complaints about "dog fighting", of course call the sheriffs department with bullshit complaints, and have this past week called the newspapers to do a story about the family fighting the dogs (though unknown to them it is now turning into a story about the neighborhood harassing them over their breed of dog). I am furious with the people of this neighborhood, the family is afraid something will happen to their dogs, but do not want to give up
Go Vote Or Him... Please?!
Her Lust
I love to see her. Caught up in her lust. It drugs her like an ether, till finish it she must. I love to hear her. Speak in tongues of love. Every time I'm near her, her voice I can't get enough of. I love to smell her. Breathe in her womanly scent. Forcing me to quell her, with a lust that's gone unspent. I love to taste her. On my tongue and on my lips. Pertaining to her pleasure, my own it does eclipse. I love to feel her. With my hands and so much more. By my touch, she says I heal her, her aches I can't ignore. Yes I love to see her. As she allows only me to do. She told me that I helped free her, she freed me so I guess it's true.
The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. =20 SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." =20 SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead. " =20 SM ART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Y
I Will Be Ok
I am just stopping by to let all those who care about me that I am doing ok. I'm not happy or great or anything like that...I am ok. Thats a big step up from where I was worries. I've taken my anger out on my apartment and it it now cleaner than it ever has been. I've had some good drunken forget the past moments with my roomie and some friends so...I am getting better. I am not great right now, but I wanted to let you know...I will be ok!
Moons And Mushrooms!
Lake of Tears is the band name,Moons and Mushrooms is the LP title....Go check out their song:Island Earth,it totally rocks out!...Peace out dudes an dudettes,check ya later!
Random Kisses
i miss the feel of random kisses, brushes of hands over unnoticed bared skin: the automatic giving of ones self. flashes of anger and upset cause storms in your eyes; they lighten and smile when they drift towards me: love to watch your face. the way your eyes look at me makes me melt, boil. without your presence, i am fine, perfectly fine. it's not as if i cannot exist without you, and yet: that is all; existence. alone i am asleep, everything is lesser, like a dream composed of watercolors: with you, i live. the way your eyes look at me makes me melt, boil. life is better like this.
In every journey theres a meaning... In every conflict there is growth... In every action there is a purpose... In every moment of doubt believe in yourself because In every prayer there's an answer... (",)
Stupid Exs Parent
I wish exs parents would leave people alone yeah i love him but damn they can leave me alone and stop blaming me for everything he does. he can piss right with out them bitching at me thats why we are exes thanks to family members of his
No Clue
There she stands, with her eyes so blue I cant work them out I don’t have a clue There she sits with her flowing hair I can’t help but think we would be a good pair There she lays with her pretty hands late at night I can’t begin to tell her my feelings, my lips are shut tight There she sleeps with her lips of ruby red All I want is to sleep with her in the same bed There she walks with her head held high But she won’t look at me, I let out a sigh
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Amuse Me And Fill This Out
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut.
Cum If You Want
Hey ladies a big treat for you.Little man big package! imikimi - Customize Your World Come party with me at the bikers clubhouse&grill-
Womans Dui
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.' She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'
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The wind in my hair The sun on my skin Its freedom I feel, on my horse made of steel. It is beyond compare to be able to share these feelings with others called my sisters and brothers a kinship of one never to be undone.
Oh The Good Things I Find While Packing....
To laugh is to risk appearing the Fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk Involvment. To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk thier loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To believe is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. BUT... Risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risk nothing, knows nothing, has nothing, is nothing. The may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn,feel,love,live. Chained by thier attitudes they are slaves; they have forfeited their freedom. Only is person that risks... is FREE..
Too Kinky
A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later, a man walks in and sits down beside her. He notices that she's a little depressed and asks her what's wrong. "My boyfriend dumped me because he thought I was too kinky." "Wow! What a coincidence! My girlfriend dumped me because she thought I was too kinky," he replies. So they start talking, and find that they have a lot in common. After a few more drinks, they start feeling a little frisky and he decides to go home with her. Once they walk into her house, she excuses herself to go ''slip into something a little more comfortable." She dresses up in her leather mask, rubber bra with the nipples cut out, thigh high leather boots, everything. She grabs her whip and walks back into the living room and sees him putting his coat back on, getting ready to leave. "Hey, where are you going? I thought we were going to get kinky!" The man looks at her all confused and says, "I all ready fucked your dog and shat in yo
Ammazing Story
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"
Info About My Art
What's better than a piece of random art for a gift for yourself, a family member or a friend?  A piece of my art for you, a family member or a friend.I paint with paint, or glue, or melted crayons.  I create tiled wall hangings using flat ceramic tiles of all shapes and sizes using any image you can think of.   I have lots of art to sell.  If you are interested, check out my art homepage. Yes, I do accept payments by Paypal.Yes, I do ship worldwide.Yes, I will put a pic of your mom's pooch or kitty kitty onto a set of coasters for her for a Christmas present...she'll adore them and you, just send me a digital image and you're golden with mom for the holidays. (This also works for any of dad's critters, too) Aunt Lilly will be the most pleased ever when you are so thoughtful for giving her a single tiled plaque/award for being the Best Quilter in the South or imagine how happy Uncle Rob will be to receive his plaque for cooking the Tenderest Tenderloin in the Continental States!**Also
Prayer Wheel For Our Military
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field
Ok I Know I Have Friends On Here
please help my son is in the cutest kid contest and he's in 2nd... i want to get him in first.... any and all comments are welcome..... thanks to all who help..... gifts will be given... the more comments the better the gift... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT here's the link Thanks in Adavance Candice
Take A Moment
This is just something I found when I was packing today...words my mother gave me when I had my first child...and it holds true to the words.... Take a moment to hear today What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do Or they wont come back to listen to you. Listen to thier problems. Listen to thier needs. Praise thier smallest triumphs. Praise thier smallest deeds. Amplify thier laughter. Fine out what's the matter. Get to what they're after. Tell them that you love them Every single night. As you tiptoe out, say "Happy Dreams, Sleep Tight" Turn around and say, "Oh by the way, Regardless of our differences today, Tomorrow everything will be alright. And things between you and I are bright". Take a moment to hear today, What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do, And they'll come back to listen to you...
Not Real Enough ?
im gonna love you till the day that i die till the last star falls from the sky. ill be behind you every step of the way even if i drop dead today. i see your face and hear your voice in my sleep wake up with tears on my sheets. im gonna love you till the end of time till i turn to ashe's in the warm sunshine
Just A Lil Binger To Brighten Your Day!
Can you relate to this scene? It's the weekly ritual, 6:30 am Saturday morning and my neighbor begins. I hear that infernal machine start up, the bladed executioner, his rolling chariot of yard clipping chaos roll out of the storage shed cocoon. Back and forth it sweeps, death in its wake as my neighbor rides blithely on, oblivious to what is going on. Never mind it is Fall here and the grass hasn't grown 1/2 inch since last week. I of course have time to ponder all this because his infernal contraption has no muffler. But then it must blare on to hide the cries below. And so I wonder, does he ever really try to speak to the grass. Has he heard the noble dandelion's plea for life as his machine lops it's radiant head off? Years ago, after rolling the momma of all fatties, I got off my mower, laid down with the lawn, and we communed for hours. Our yard has never been the same since! So I ask have you talked to your grass? For sure that day mine talked to me.
im feeling so insomniatic... it sucks cuz i wont sleep for days and when i do sleep it will he for an intire day... i dont know what to do
Happy Birthday Son
What A Soldier Is....
What A Soldier is.... This and much much more ... Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. They are found everywhere... in battle... in lust... in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of
The mysterious taset! the romantical spirit pleaser even the pychopath are no waste! Around the world are many believers It's travel far and wild, touching the young and the old reminding them a life good and bad from generations to generations is like gold Those three English letters are suffecient for all the particals at time it's forbitten or convienent by the internationals and locals The powerful weapon of the devil. Sex; the preserve and precious gift of God Use by powerful men as evil Oh! Sex, the rapist cry..
45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t
i was listening to a song by six feet under and its called Nonexistence and now i sit here woundering if i would be happy at lest i wont have to worry abount no more pain or suffering of any kind like someone once told me if you dont se it or feel it wont hurt you iam thinking he is right in the song it says iam going to cut out ur eyes and rip out ur tongue and peunched my ears you no what the saying is right see no evil speak no evil and hear no evil
This May Piss Off A Few Of You!! Oh, Well..
> > > > **I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with > seed.** > > **Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous > flow of free and easily accessible food. ** > > **But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, > above the table, and next to the barbecue. ** > > **Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the > table... Everywhere. ** > > **Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to > peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. ** > > **And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and > squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I > fill it when it got low on food.** > > **After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.** > > **I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.** > > **I cleaned up their mess and took
Here Is How It Goes
I am sitting at working thinking about how I am going to occupy my time. I started at 7am and it has been a slow day. We ran 1 call and it was yet another fire alarm. I am not saying that I want the world to burn up around me or anything but sometimes calls do help you get through the 24 hour shift. I am sure all the citizens in Annapolis, Maryland can rest easy as nothing burns in bedrock or so they say.
I'm Getting Married!!!!
That's Right Folks! We're Tying the Knot!Saturday, October 20th 2007Which is also Sweetest Day1pm @ Our Place Myspace GraphicsSimple, Potluck, Hippie WeddingNothing Complicated AllowedYou Know Who You AreYou Know What To Do
Yet another place to vent my life story too. I think we will start off slow and just allow this to develop into something educational for all to read. Ok, maybe not but it was worth the try.
Kim Needs Help To Level
Turner Brown
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."
Fubar Friends And Family
i just wanted to tell my sexy fubar fans friends and family good afternoon i wante dto know if its ok if i rip a pic of u and put it in my pics because i want to show everybody how much u guys mean to me if not i understand!! just let me know if its ok i love u guys stay safe god bless!!
I feel the wind on my face It takes me to a better place Everything is so clear I no longer fear I am ready to live and I'm ready to give.
Today's Sissy!!!
Ok earlier this morning I commented on a MUMM, ~Kimberly~ F, 39 White River Junction, VT I'm Stuck! created @ 2007-10-13 07:03:31 -- expires in: 20 hr I am over the 50,000 points needed to become "Barfly" (50,636 points to be exact). But my level proximity meter is stuck at 99.99%. Has anyone else experienced this? That was the MUMM, Now heres My comment: I Love Skittles (Online) F, 31 UNITED STATES 2007-10-13 07:06:23 #10 of 17 Uh have you ever considered a salute? HOURS After, hell I didn't even give that MUMM a second thought after I commented on it, and theres was much much rude comments than what I said, so anyway I just got this email which would be this : Kinda bitchy Hide header Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:25:16 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, if the girl with the mu
Not What You Are Used To.. Read And Enjoy
The Gift I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and we ar
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Ok all, I had my surgery on Thursday... get this I only had one person call to check on me, out of at least 15 who swore they cared... guess i should be used to it... just wanted to update everyone and let them know im still alive... hurtin pretty bad, which im not sure is normal, but im still breathing so i guess that counts for something... probably wont be on again for a couple of days... but thanks to those of you that had me in your thoughts...
On Again.
So I haven't been on in a LONG time. I have reasons. One being the fact my laptop is a piece of shit and has been 'in the shop' since July. Anyway, when did 'CherryTap' turn into Fubar? Also, soon after my computer died, I decided it would be fun to dye my hair pink. And purple. It's 'super hardcore cool'. :D
They Always Come And Go For A Reason.
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to
This Is For All You Girls 30 Years And Over...
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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its too bad courtney turned into a lunatic super psycho out of control bitch. her old music is...good. i really enjoy chick rock...chick with guitars and attitudes are hot. ANYWAYS. if you like this shit too, or are just need to try and get "my body, the hand grenade" (i think) i just got it at my local used shop for 5 bucks, but the 2 ive seen online (amazon and ebay) they go for like 50 bucks LOL...but its got some REAL good shit on it...THEN the 6 song EP "ask for it". holy crap...this shit is aweseom. it starts with a wipers cover...(the wipers are from portland, old punk rock i guess....just badass rocknroll) and then theres a live cover of velvet undergrounds "pale blue eyes" but courthe lyrics around....and......damn. its hot. sad. good. *shakes fist at self for supporting crazy stupid bitch* but damn she used to be good. PALE BLUE EYES (courtneys lyrics) Some... Sometimes I get so sad Sometimes I feel almost heavenly but Baby, I mostly feel mad Yeah, lat
I Want Your Opinion
normally i give things to think about with my opinion but now it is your turn i want you to give me your opinion and the one i think is the best opinion i will post in my next "things to think about 3" these will be the subjects of your opinions. "unconditional love" "intrest in someone(looks vs. getting to know them)" "value of a person(why am i here)" "deception"
Here Is Where I Find My True Friends,fans And Family
my last blog had the wrong link please forgive me im new at this...but the real link is here fubar. PLEASE BOMB AWAY
Pass This On Even If You Do Not Use It
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately too k her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling… they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times… Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain… the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support… She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you to only
Start Of Something...
Smashing binds of set silent signs That you were never for me Disengaged in fever rage Blinded now I finally can see
The Single Application
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call:____________ Text messaging (yes or no): _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: Give me your number if u lucky u just might get mines too!!! if you like me to call you this weekend cool and we can chat rob
Here Is Where I Find Out
please come help a friend out ...i am in another contest and am in need of all my friends,fans and familys help...please...BOMB is the link
Are You That Wicked?
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The New Pledge Of Allegiance....
NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our cond
Happy Birthday
bettyboop76@ fubar Stop by and wish her a Happy Birthday. She is a cool lady. Trust me on this... lol. I will see ya tonight dear. Happy Birthday! Show her some love, please?? She is worth it!!!!
I Understand Now 32
i remember a long time a go when my sister was in the hospital and why she was there and how she told me she kept taking pills and they werent working so she just kept taking more . i was in that place a while ago i didnt want to hurt myself or anythhign i just wanted to feel better i wanted all the pain to go away . i took a pill to feel better and i waited and it didnt work so i took another , and another and another. they never worked i took an entire bottle and it did nothingit didnt make me feel better or worse ... and then i thought about it.. i took a bath and i sat there and i thought about it for a long time ..maybe i cant be fixed and maybe this pain i have inside me wont go away i can try and pretend that its not there but it is and it wont leave.i cant hide from it anymore ..and i cant run either because it just follows me faster
No Shit...
No shit, this was my horoscope: "Listen to your dreams today and make sure that you're following up on anything they might be trying to tell you. It's a fine time for making changes in your plans or figuring out new options." Now, the dreams; I had very realistic dream while I was somewhere between asleep and not that someone was breaking in my house to kill me, and I'm not talking gun.. I'm talking spoon or chainsaw or something really nasty. I went downstairs about twenty times to check my doors and ensure they were locked, and they were. Yet, I would hear sounds, and not know if I heard or imagined them, and I'm sure some were outside my bedroom doorway. (my ex took my bedroom door) After about 3 hours of this and repeated dry heaves, I had a beautiful feeling: a chest curled behind my back, masculine and strong, and a leg thrown over my hip. I almost felt a hand entwined in my hair. I smiled and slipped back under the blanket. A minute after that feeling, I startle awake; I am
I Fall In Love
You Know You're A Nurse If....
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work! You know you're a nurse if... You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley. Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually. You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it. You wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know. You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. You think that caffeine should be available in IV form. You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food down even in the nicest restaurants. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if you say, "It's unusually quiet around here today" You have
I'm beginning to heal behind these walls made of steel. Locked back in its vault I know its not my fault You failed to see the beauty of you and me Now I have departed with a new life to get started.
Sexiest Cowgirl Contest
The Sexiest Cowboy on Fubar "Superman" wants to know if you are the sexiest cowgirl on Fubar... So all you need to do is send your pictures of yourself to enter the contest to the link below... 1st place - 3-day Blast 2nd place - Ticker 3rd place - Platuim Cherry Do you have what it takes to be a FUBARS SEXIEST COWGIRL???? Superman (Founder Of The JLM)... (Fubar engaged to Dawn)(Owned By Meowbaby for 48 hours)@ fubar
Come Back My Baby Girl
it has been two years since you have gone. you should be 2 today. i thaught it would get easier but it doesnt seem to be. i have spend most of the day crying. both of my neighbors have babies my best friend from school has a daughter.... why cant i have you? why cant you be here? why couldnt i even get an answer as to why you were taken from me. people tell me how sorry they are and that they understand my pain but it just frustrates me more. i would rather have people ask me is there anything i can do to cheer you up or take your mind off of it. gggrrrrrrr i am just frustrated and i am sorry if i hurt anyone in the process of it all.......................................................... i want the pain to stop is all
for any of ya'll that might care I'm gone until the 23, going to go play with fire and drum with a few hundred of my closest friends!!! Wish you where there!!!!! leave me some loving if ya think about it!!!
Sc State Fair
I went to the SC State Fair yesterday with some of my closest friends (Guy, his mother, Karen, and her sister Kris). We left out at 9am and arrived at the fairgrounds around 11am along with hundreds of other people. We got through the ticket lines relatively easy and within minutes I was at the fair with my ride-for-free bracelet around my wrist. Now, I went to the fair this year with three goals in mind: to eat a carmel apple, to ride as many rides as possible, and to have fun. Within an hour of being there, I had a delicious carmel apple in my tummy. Of course, later in the day, it was followed by vanilla/chocolate swirled ice cream in a waffle cone, a philly cheesesteak, lemonade, and Diet Coke (gotta watch my weight - hehehehe). So, mark that one off my list. Ask those who went with me and they'll tell you that I was riding nearly everything in sight. Avoiding the kiddie rides, I went straight for the rides with names like Inverter, Spider, Swing Tower, and Fireball.
Firearms Refresher Course
Taken from another mailing list I am on.... interesting thoughts.... 'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly!) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the
The Show....
Well last nite I got my beating. Gods did it feel good. I had missed it for soooo long. I need to be good. LOL. Kinda hard sometimes. Hell all the time. I got spanked, flogged and cropped. Hopefully I was a good little slut for Master. I wore my outfit like he asked me to. Hopefully it was pleasing to him. He seemed to like it. I obeyed him. I got into subspace. Damn did I miss that too. Its like a drug...I just forgot how much I missed it. I put on a show for his friends. I was also ordered to let them have control. Only thing I didnt care for was a Domme. I just cant stand women doms. They are meaner than men...IMO. My head is fucking sore from all the hair pulling. Now I like my hair pulled YES but not all the fucking time. There are other points on my body to smacking my ass...face what have you...just NO hair fucking pulling for 15 mins straight! Master does a good job when he pulls my hair. But get a female dom to do it and its like do I have ha
Emily&austin Gilliland
hey folks im new at this so i'll be short and sweet with you folks this blog is new to also so im gonna say this and please undrstand it ok emily&austin are happily married and if anybody gets in between us we will take names and kick some major ass!!!!!!
Time Change
due to my work schedule i will open folder at 5pm instead of 11pm it will still run until following sat 11pm sorry for the short notice . security work changes in a second. any question i am sorry . i wont be home at 11pm to open folder bingo
Through A Door (pt 2)
The quiver had started somewhere around her belly and seemed to be trying to wriggle it's way up her spine, the familiar little sparks of pleasure flushing her skin into a vivid glow. Now his hands were on her, her head turning this way and that, teeth plucking hard at her bottom lip as she kept the low cry of pleasure contained at the top her throat, letting it build... Finally it comes out, breath held til the tension mounts to the purely exquisite, the sound rolling over her tongue as hips give a quite involuntary little -jerk-. The low cry turns to a low, sultry groan as the realisation sets in: he's in one of -those- moods, tonight, as well she should've guessed from all those little touches and caresses all evening long at the club. Nothing anyone -else- could possibly have notice - but he knew all the right places and all the right words. As he ought to, since she'd told him. The warm, faintly rough feel of his hands, big and strong around her waist, cupping and sliding
Blast Contest
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What Am I To Do?
I still love you so much how I yearn for your touch Never to be because you did not choose me Five long years it has been never to see you again. My heart still belongs to you but what am I to do?
Im Awake~~
i do believe its 420 already~! i have no motivation to go to work today or clean or just do about anything!! i really would love to just 420 it up with a side of madden and a nap for dessert!!! sounds fab~~ anyone wanna join me!! im feelin a lil freaky~~ need to get the cam~~~~ xoxoxox love you all!!
I am a nice person and try to give the best of myself all the time. Only to be shit on by people! Why the fuck can't people just be straight up with me. I come correct with everyone. All I want is the same respect that I give ~ I work hard, take care of my daughter and my mother. I've been alone for 3 yrs. since my daughters father died. I've been hurt enough to last a life time and I give up. I really do give up .... I'm tired, hurt, angry ..... So from here on out FUCK IT!!! I'm done all walls are up now! Nobody get's in anymore ......... FAKE ASS FRIENDS - PLEASE EXIT NOW AND WALK THE OTHER WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR!
Sad, But True...
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
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I managed to save Monty Python and the Holy Grail & The Ninth Gate from the 2 for $11 bin at Wal-Mart. Sheisty bastards. Played Guitar Hero 2 for like 5 hours off and on yesterday. Hung out with some friends last night. I had fun and that's all that matters. And tonight I get to watch/video tape some other friends boxing! Woohoo! Bring on the beer and violence!
Have you ever been afraid of whats next? Right now I am deathly afraid of whats going to happen once I go back to the United States with my boyfriend and my relationship. When I look at him its hard to fight back the tears. One man that I finally gave my heart to, it scares the beejesus out of me. I don't want to give up hope because it is something I truly believe in, my biggest fear is that he will give up. He has his business now and everything is going great for him, I dont want him to feel that I am a burden. I havent brought this up to him because I am scared of the outcome. For those that are new friends, I met my bf online over a year ago. This is my second 3 month stunt in Germany (he has bought the tickets and supported me both times). What can I do to make him REALLY SEE what he means to me. I swear words just arent enough anymore....
An Abused Child Needs All Our Prayers..................................................please Repost
Concerned? What You Concerned About
Rice worried by Putin's broad powers The Russian government under Vladimir Putin has amassed so much central authority that the power-grab may undermine Moscow's commitment to democracy, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Saturday. "In any country, if you don't have countervailing institutions, the power of any one president is problematic for democratic development," Rice told reporters after meeting with human-rights activists. "I think there is too much concentration of power in the Kremlin. I have told the Russians that. Everybody has doubts about the full independence of the judiciary. There are clearly questions about the independence of the electronic media and there are, I think, questions about the strength of the Duma," said Rice, referring to the Russian parliament. Telephone messages left with Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov were not immediately returned Saturday evening. The top A
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.
Day 8
It is now day eight with no word from my best friend. Not even her closer friends have heard from her, and this is making me even more worried. Now i dont know if her friends are just not saying anything or what, but if they are, thats messed up. I wish she would call me, or her family, were all really worried about her. we just want to know if shes safe. i miss my best friend. she means the world to me and i just want to know if shes safe...i dont know what else to do.
Protectionism My Ass Bush: Protectionism will cost U.S. jobs Alarmed by slipping support for free trade even among Republicans, President Bush is arguing that protectionism will cut Americans out of chances for more — and better — jobs. Bush has launched a blitz on behalf of pending free trade pacts with four nations. He continued the push Saturday in his weekly radio address. "More exports support better and higher-paying jobs," the president said. "And to keep our economy expanding, we need to keep expanding trade." His radio address followed a speech on trade he delivered Friday in Miami. Bush also granted interviews this week to business-oriented news organizations. Since Democrats took control of Congress in January, it has not approved any free trade agreements that the administration has negotiated, and it has allowed Bush's authority to negotiate future deals under expedited procedures to expire. Before lawmakers now are ag
Scotland 3-1 Ukraine
Scotland 3-1 Ukraine Lee McCulloch and Kenny Miller both scored against Ukraine Scotland kept their Group B bandwagon rolling as James McFadden inspired a clinical victory on the counter-attack that ended Ukraine's Euro 2008 hopes. Kenny Miller headed Alex McLeish's side ahead after three minutes at Hampden following a McFadden free-kick. McFadden was again the provider seven minutes later, with Lee McCulloch curling the ball home from 16 yards. Andriy Shevchenko blasted in a reply before half-time, but McFadden drilled in after 68 minutes to ensure victory. McLeish had fielded a cautious line-up, with Miller in a lone striker's role. Fit-again Gary Naysmith replaced Graham Alexander at left-back, while Stephen Pearson was given a central midfield role in the absence of Darren Fletcher and Paul Hartley. Ukraine needed three points to have any hope of qualifying and coach Oleg Blokhin went with four attackers in Shevchenko, Andriy Vorobei, Andriy Voronin an
Last Tear
The pain is real Its all I feel. These tears they fall I cannot stop them at all. Freely they flow Will they ever go? Can I forget and live without regret? This pain will disappear When I shed my last tear.
The Strength Of A Man.....
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN..... The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It's in the gentle words he whispers... The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good a buddy he is with kids... The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It's in how respected he is at home... The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches... The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his Heart, that lies within his chest... The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved. It's in can he be true to one woman... The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry... ( STOLE THIS FROM BABY BLUE EYES' BLOG TOO LOL )
The Beauty Of A Woman......
THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN...... The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears. The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes. Because that is the doorway to her heart. The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole. But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives. The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman With time, only grows.. ( STOLE THIS FROM BABY BLUE EYES' BLOGS ,HAD TO LOL )
Bad Boys !!!!!
see bullshit ppl act lil fuk baby on mark my photo want too be lil bitch ever thing ppl made me know fuk asshole mark my stuff see some any thing on it and mark it too let me fine out who bc all shit will get mark nsfw 4 work too now fuk you
Mechanically Seperated Chicken.........
Mechanically Seperated Chicken......... That, my friends, just so happens to be the very first ingredient listed on the side of the can of what I just got finished 'nacking on. The list continues on with skins of chickens, skins of pork, spleens of pork, stomachs of pork, salted water, and words that I just flat out don't care to sound out at this particular time. Lets just say that this shit just ain't kosher. Don't get ahead of me now. You might ass-u-me that I am going to write about the gag-factor of what I just ingested. You people know the actual definition of assumption, so I won't get into it. It's not about the gag-factor. I ate the shit with a big floppin' smile on my face. It can't be good for me......I'm not dead. Yet. It sure beats what they put in haggis. For some reason, whats left of my brain got tangled in the "mechanically-seperated" part of the chicken. I can only imagine the possibilities of what a mechanical flesh-from-bone seperator machin
Before He Cheats!
Ok, guys.. you'll appreciate this one.. possibly even more than my stories! It's worth the watch, I promise you!
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.
The Code
Grow Up?
I need to grow up, This is what you say. But you are the the child, Looking for excuses every day. You "have dont nothing wrong", You "did nothing to hurt me", But yet I am the one hurting, While you are free. You shared your bed with other women, And act as if it was alright. You tell me to grow up, While I cry every nite. You tell me I am immature, Because I have a broken heart. You tell me I am a baby, Since you tore our marraige apart. You cant stand to look at me, Or so you say. But the divorce you wont give, Cause it always has to be ur way. I am not aloud to move on, The adultry you did was fine you said, I have to stay alone, While you share your bed. You have all the money you need, While I struggle to make ends meet. You go party on weekends, While I try to get something for our kids to eat. You wont open your eyes, See all you did to me. You focus on whats not important, And what you did you still dont see. You like to blame me for what you d
This Is For My Best Friend Tammy Jo Wright Rip 3/18/06
This is for my best friend Tammy Jo Wright who passed away on 3/18/06! I miss her with all my heart! You Were Always There Whenever I needed someone to talk to You were always there. My eyes filled with tears, my heart filled with pain, and You were always there. There was no time when I had doubt to come to you because You were always there. I could see in your eyes you wanted to help, and that you really cared. Whenever I was down and blue You were always there. No matter my problems, are what was wrong You were always there. Whenever I felt like nothing matters You were always there. Now your gone, and I don't know what to do I close my eyes and think of you, and how You were always there. It's hard to look at the pictures, and get memories of you Can you hear me now At night I pray, and I speak to you I guess you were right when you told me no matter how far you were You would always be there. I know one day I'll see you again, but till then I
Oct 13 Update ~bombing~
Wicked Storm Crew! Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack and a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,000 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. The link will take you to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a
This was actually a song i wrote back in my mid late 20's i had just started to get into music and one of my best friends helped me write it..(lol i wrote the words he just did the guitar thing) Clouds By Ted 1976 I climbed that hill today and sat under the oak tree i watched the sky today and clouds came floating by, i thought of us together sitting here today, and yet like these clouds you simply floated away Clouds take many shapes Clouds take many forms Clouds give us shade Clouds never give us pain I sat here all day long in the tall grass wondering where you had gone, my sweet lovely lass, i miss your sweet smile, your eyes that shone, now just as t he ewind blows u have gone. Clouds take many shapes Clouds take many forms Clouds give us shade clouds never give us pain see the clouds rolling by they never cry they keep movin on not knowin right from wrong Clouds, clouds, clouds.
Don't Even Know Why I Remember This!
Gonna find my baby,gonna hold her tight,gonna squeeze her titties with all my might,gettin sick and tired of all this shit,goin to bed with a soggy tit!...WTF??.......LOL
Creepy Coincidences
OK, how's this: after the horrid lucid dream-infested night I had, I read my horoscope and it tells me to listen to what my dreams are trying to tell me... wtf???
Decisions Decisions
boopy should i use your pic and try to get more victims,or should i go back to my pic for the blast? Your blast is now ACTIVE! You've also gained 5,000 points!
There Is A New Lounge For Mustang People come check out ,hang out chat ,its still under contrustion,
No Drama, Please!
I have no understanding for people carry their personal conflicts between each other to their friends on here, who have nothing to do with what's going on. I am sure there for everyone if there is problem to discuss. My door is always open to help and maybe to give advice if I can. But please do not come to me asking to block someone you are in a fight with. I will not do it. Its not my business. How I behave towards people is only a result of my issues with them. Don't involve me in your personal stuff this way. Thank you. And thank you for reading.
I Need Help
ok ladies and gents i need help to level up i am still stuck where i am so if you all like can ya please help me level up.
Shite Shite Shite An More Shite!
Ok,heard the latest over the counter scare??.....It's called Crazy Glue in Preperation H!....Oh,an if shit were worth something??....Poor people would be born without assholes!.Talk about some (bummers)!......LMAO......Now that's a real pain in the ass!...Furthermore,cowboy hats an hemorrhoids have in common that sooner or later every asshole has one!....ROTF
Read And Weep Men
The 12th -century physician and rabbi Moses Matmonides advocated male circumcision for it's ability to curb a man's sexual appetite. Male circumcision was introduced into English-speaking countries in the late 1800's as a method of treating and preventing masturbation. Male circumcision, the most commonly performed surgery in the US., removes 33 to 50 percent of the penile skin, as well as nearly all of the penile fine-touch neuroreceptors.
53rd Wv Black Walnut Festival
This is the weekend that every nut in 4 states decends on Spencer, WV for the Annual Black Walnut Festival. I haven't gotten to go for the past two years because of being on home confinement. I have had to sucker other people into taking my daughter to the festivities. This bums me out. Its not that I actually miss going to the festival, it is that I cannot take my kid. I would do anything in the world for her, but I can't take her to the places she wants to go. My 72 year old aunt, her daughter and husband and some other people from Alabama took her yesterday. My brother, and a couple of guys from the campground have her there today. I know that she is having fun, but the fact that I don't get to see her enjoying herself is what has me down. Just thought I would share this little rant. Now back to my life.
I Still Feel The Need To Bitch
I had a fucking night terror last night, much worse than a nightmare, followed by the fucking dry heaves. I had fucking lucid dreams all night after the dry heaves. At one point, I dreamed there was someone there with me, protecting me, my back cradled into his chest and his leg haphazardly thrown over my hip. I woke up a second later, alone, my sheet pulled entirely off my bed. I overslept because I got no real sleep, but I'm used to the sleep problems. My sleep problems have saved my life more than once, and they are a part of me. Ok, so now on to the bitching: I hate cold weather. I heard my heat kick on and if I listen really hard, I can hear the meter turn. I hate stupid people, especially stupid people with driver's licenses. I'm afraid to eat because I don't want to chuck again, and I think I got some stomach shit from a coworker, and I don't need it with all the shit I have to do. Ok, that's enough for now...
Slippin', slappin', Butt cheeks clappin', Brown water sprays, The porcelain bowl prays.
I Am In A Contest
Hi all I have joined a contest for a 7 day blast so would appreciate some help here is the link th contest starts Oct.16th and runs till Oct.23rd
Thunder thighs, Earthquake ass, Beware the corduroy, Beware the gas!
Roses are red, shit smells like poo. I guess now you know, what I found in my shoe. The End.
I remember when we would just lay their in bed together, her back flat against my chest, my arms around her. I could feel every breath she would take. it was magic. I would hug her with a slow squeeze. smelling her hair as she slept in my strong arms. wild cherry was her fav shampoo, it mixed soo well with her warm hair. sometimes she would roll over in her sleep and face me, sliding her hand up my arm and hugging my bicep. It was the perfect time to kiss her forehead. It seems like these moments would last forever....I swear they did. it was on those warm summer mornings when shafts of light would slip through the blinds and fall on her brown hair, it was like watching the sun glow through honey. I would be afraid to move, if I did I might spoil the moment and wake her. The love and the sadness where almost to much to bare. the warm rush of love filling everything that I am and the deepening saddness because these days are doomed to end. soon we will no longer walk hand in hand, no lo
More News On My Dad
Last night 10/12/07 we had to rush dad to the hospital ..they ran some test and decieded to send him to another hospital for more test..Well once they got him to the other hospital they went ahead and put him in the hospice suite ..which means we are now in the final days only go to the suite in the last 7-10 days of one can tell you how long you have to live it is an estimate but he has went downhill rapidly ...I will be spending the next wk or so with him ....I will at times be home due to the kids and them in school so I will try to keep all of you on here updated ..Thank you again for all of your prayers in this time ...MUAH!!! to all of you
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who f
The Beauties Of Friendships!!!
The Beauties of FRIENDSHIPS!!! "A Friend" The first person who comes in when the whole world has gone out. A bank or credit on which we can draw supplies of confidence, counsel, sympathy, help and love. One who combines for you alike the pleasures and benifitsof society and solitude. A jewel whose lustre the strong acids of poverty and misfortune cannot dim. One who multiplies joys, divides griefs, and whose honesty is inviolable. One who loves the truth and you, and will tell the truth inspite of you. The triple alliance of the three great powers, Love, Symathy, and Help. A watch which beats true for all time, and never "runs down." A permanent fortification when one's affairs are in a state of siege. One who to himself is true, and therefore must be so to you. A balancing pole to him who walks across the tight rope of life. The link in life's long chain that bears the greatest strain. A harbor of refuge from the stormy waves of adversity. One who considers my need be
Medical One For You
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the n
The Bitch From The Block Becomes The Princess Of The Hood
This is about my daughter who teaches in special education to emotionally disturbed kids, of whom many have come from broken homes, gangs, etc. Many have been diagnosed as mentally ill such as manic depression, etc. On one of her first jobs she was named the bitch from the block by children of bitter hearts, crushed emotions, damaged souls. At first they hated her because she was frank and honest and told them as it was. But with her broad loving heart my daughter showed each one respect and was careful to never expose their faults in front of the class. One of them asked her if she ever experimented with illegal drugs and my daughter, being honest and assuming that people would treat her as she treated them confirmed his question. The next day he reported her as having bloodshot eyes and being on drugs with the intent of seeing her expelled from the school. Another out of anger threatened to crush her hear with a chair, but being turned away from her kind smile threw it across t
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My Dreams
In my dreams It was me in your arms My lips on yours There was only us And the clouds And the stars It was the world and us It was us against the world But in your arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it was me in your arms My lips on yours
Why Lie? Why Cant People Tell The Truth?
i feel like i open myself up to these kinds of people maybe, its like i put a sign up and say "hey im easy, im gullable, take ur best shot"....or something to that effect. I recently found some stuff out about the person i cared a lot about. It was very unexpected....never would i have guessed it. I feel more numb today than anything...i found out about it last night..needless to say i spent the night crying, and pissed and shocked, and angry, and crying my fucking eyes out. Im glad i didnt see him last night...because im not sure what i would have done or said to him...i really dont knows...i had some plans...but ive woken up today...after finally being able to pass out...and i feel numb to everything right now...i feel more able to think i can go ahead and try to take care of the problem...i wont go in to detail just yet...but i fucked up pretty bad, i screwed myself over...and now i dont know how to fix it....oh well. im stuck with the problem for awhile so i ne
The 45 Things
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t
Hot Tattoo Contest Now Open To Vote!
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Cute Kid Contest Score Updates!!
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of kids for this plz! 1st Kid is....... With 2191 comments! 2nd Kid is...... With 843 comments! 3rd Kid is...... With 206 comments! 4th Kid is...... With 70 comments! 5th Kid is...... With 11 comments! 6th Kid is...... With 2 comments! 7th Kid is...... With 2 comments! 8th Kid is...... With 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/12 thur 10/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar
Fuck It
you know fuck this shit im sick of letting people get close to my heart all they do there is is find a way to crush it.
The Power Of A Man
THANKS TO HONEY FOR PASSING THIS ALONG.... *** THE POWER OF A MAN *** A man has the power to love a woman in a way that she has never been loved, and yet hurt her with the same intensity. A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and make her wish she was never born. A man has the power to make a woman cry with happiness and joy, then turn around and make her cry with hurt and anger. A man has the power to let a woman feel free and wanted, but also feel disgusted and unworthy. A man has the power to look a woman in her face and tell her he loves her, but turn around and sleep with her best friend. A man has the power to make you fall in love with him within days, and hate him within minutes. During sex a man has the power to make a woman feel like she's in heaven, and afterwards makes her feel like a whore. A man has the power to change a woman from having goals, To living out his goals instead of her own. Why is it
He Will Be Pissed!
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Girls Night Out
Why to Avoid a 'Girls Night Out' After you Are Married. The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him...'cuz 3 + 9 = 12! So smart! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem too upset at all. I was thinking....'Whew! Got away with that...' Then he said, 'I think we need a new cuckoo clock.' When asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said 'Oh sh*t!', and cuck
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The Point System.
The funny thing is, just like most men, most women have an unspoken point system. The female point system has more to do with our appearances and whether or not we approve of said appearances. Some women just honestly don't care about superficial things and just want to have friends to enrich their lives, and other women take the "point system" to the extreme; making every little thing a passive-aggressive competition to see who's the best. For example: weight loss. How many women out there have announced to their girlfriends that they have decided to start eating healthy and exercising because they've noticed they've gotten a bit fluffy in certain areas? What is their response? A). Your friends encourage you B). Your friends encourage you and ask if they can join in or C). They realize that they themselves are not in the best of shape, and are jealous of you for having the strength to take some initiative in your life. They then go and try to subconciously or
Please Help Tattoolady1973 Level
Please help tattoolady1973 level!! She's at level 10 and just got her salute posted with only 2180 points to go!!! tattoolady1973@ fubar
Fubar Is Fubar
So my fubars been messed up for a week or two now. It tells me when people rate my pics, but it never puts rates on them. Went to Fubar Support Lounge and they said it was technical problems because they are working onthe lounges[lounges... rates... i guess i can see how they have something to do with each other... or not lol] but i can understand Technical problems, i know the photo albums were fucked up for a while[too long IMO]. But then the Bouncer inthe Lounge tried rating one of my photos and it "ignored him" he said it said, so he reported it for me, it doesnt even show he looked at the photo. I figure it might just be my account cuz no one else seems o have any problems or be complaining about rates not showing up. its just frustrating cuz ive put up new pics a bunch in the last two weeks, and altho i know people have rated them, i feel like everyone hates them and i wana take them down cuz ive got anxiety and cuz i cant see the rates lol. oh yeah i also got this statis
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Back On The Air!
Hey everyone who missed and and rasberries to those who didn't even know i was gone...I'm back and I'm ready for anything :) hope to hear from all of my peeps soon...drop me a line or a joke or just a hey...I'll return the fav...*** HUGS *** to all who missed me and Peace be with all :)
My son called this morning he is okay!!!!! Just want to say a big thank you to everyone who prayed for him, it helped keep me going all day.
Oh Boy Lol
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 13,2007 You've got a choice to make and both sides have pros and cons. Odds are that it boils down to giving something up to help a friend or family member in need and that you'll end up doing the right thing.
The day has passed beyond our power. The petals close upon the flower. The light is failing in this hour. Of day's last waning breath. The blackness of the night surrounds The distant souls of stars now found, Far from thsi world to which were bound, Of sorrow, fear and death. Sleep, love; forever sleep. Your soul the night will keep. Embrace the darkness deep. Sleep, love; forever sleep. The gathering darkness takes our souls, Embracing us in chilling folds, Deep in am mistres' void that holds Our fate within her hands. Dream, warriors of the dark above And feel the sweet redemption of The night's Consort, and of her love For those within her hands. Sleep, love; forever sleep. Your soul the night will keep. Embrace the darkness deep. Sleep, love; forever sleep. We close our eyes, our mindsa t rest, Submit our wills to her behest, Our weakness to her confessed, And to her will, we bend The strength of silence fils the sky, its dep
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Humility----the Quality Or State Of Being Humble
Humility In addition to persistent, ongoing effort, continued success requires humility. If you grow arrogant after a few accomplishments, you\'re not likely to have many more. With each success you gain more confidence, and that\'s great. When you\'ve done it before, you know that you can do it again. Yet even as your confidence level grows higher and higher, do not make the mistake of discarding your humility. For humility keeps you reasonable, respectful, thankful, thoughtful and realistic, and those are all qualities essential for continued success. Thinking that you\'re entitled to something just because you want it is a reliable recipe for failure and disappointment. Humility reminds you that in order to receive value, you must create value in equal measure. While it is certainly possible to accomplish things without humility, those accomplishments will be empty and short-lived. Those people who enjoy meaningful success and fulfillment year after year and decade after d
Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. And the #1 reason... 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!
A Healing Heart
He is kind, sweet and understanding. When I look into his eyes I see something that I have never seen before, it is something that people take for granted. I am given this and I believe that it is true. I am not as scared of anything when I am in his arms. He kisses all the fears away!
October 13th
Darn... I got called into work and I thought I would be having the weekend off too. :( Oh well... Perhaps tomorrow I can sleep in.
Somewhere off in the wind a kiss blows, I have sent it out to seek, the flesh of a true lover's cheek Looking for the one I know will love me everyday of the week and when I look at her i want to see all the things in this life that I want to be i will look into his eyes and see forever, me heart will beat in time with her but it will stop each time we kiss. The sweetest words are on her lips she gives them to me hands around my hips. with you, i see my life i want to give you everything make you my wife. i hope that kiss of mine never runs out of steam. I hope that kiss of mine can find the one in my dream
I Hate My Car
I got my car for free and it has done me good until now the last 2 months. first the hood comes up on me while i am drivin down the interstate going 70 mph then i get that fixed and not even two days later i am on the side of the road again the alternter went out. i though that would be it but no now i need to put in a new started and this time i have to do it my self i have never done it before but i guess i better learn starting today. i hate my car right now!!!!
A Poem I Wrote For Someone
His dark mane shinning in the light He is the one that had to fight to be free of the demons only he can see a soul with a tale once told it will sail over oceans, lands, and seas all it wants is to be free a good ear will make it not fear his dark eyes are lighter to show that he is a fighter for his heart and soul he doesnt hide in his hole a gentle man on a hurtful land he feels the pain'is called insane he is now filled with hope she will hope him cope he doesnt fight for her love might set him free for the harmful land to ssee The freedom he fought for hit him to the core His heart is tame for he now has a name for the wouds will heal only scars left to deal for the mustan shows his fear lows Rage in a shinning blade for it soon will fade she knew him on the outside and wished he wouldnt hide He opened up her too see what kind of man he can be!
Foolish Heart
I watched you walk away eyes never turning once my way i heard you mumble and say maybe I'll be back some day i never thought you'd be the one to walk out on me there you go just like the rest leaving me here broken heart in my chest you want time you need your space all this time's been a waste will i ever find someone to take your place i loved you so with all my heart alone again dont know where to start i feel so lame played your game u promised to change my name the ring's still here but its not the same here i am this damn heart i blame this cloud of pain sends rain my way every single eternal day your love is gone to god i pray please take this love away this heart of mine loves you so i just wish i could go back in time to the day you found your way into my heart so i could stop and turn away
Rad Girls...
Rad Girls...
The Sexual Effect I Have On People
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The Road Ahead
The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young and our love is shining.. There's no journey without you, Every milestone carries your name.. Every tree will be different, No two seasons the same.. The road will not always be smooth, And the nights may be long.. But He will keep us together, He is playing our song. There is no destination, Nobody at the finishing line.. Together we can make it, Till the end of our time. We shall not stop anywhere, We'll let the stars be our guide.. Hold on to my hand, Its going to be a wonderful ride ! The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young, And our love is shining.
The Shrinks Fav Xmas Songs
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me! Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas. Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town. Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why! Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love
Autumn Is For Love
The years have seen many autumns pass In the seasons our hearts once knew The richness of the scarlet leaves Reveals special times with you. The hand of time keeps ticking on As down the road we go Our hearts locked in a bond of love As we walk in fallen snow. I saw your soul light up the sky And your heart began to sing As tiny arms reached out to you In the summer that followed spring. Can you believe that summer is gone And autumn is here again It's time to stop and reminiscence About where our lives have been. A few more lines now trace your face Soft shadows veil the wall Our children have since gone away And faded leaves do fall. But our love has known few changes With the passing of the days Except to grow still stronger In so many little ways. Those vows we took so long ago To always have and hold Have bound our lives together Lacing silver years with gold.
will here is a little about me im a single dad with a 4yr old son i support him try and bring him up with plz and thank you and try and teach him that everything in life is important i lost my father 3yrs ago and hurt me bad i ended on the drink and nearly lost my son i have been to the gutter and now on the way up. i keep my life and my son life simple and no complications in it i dont like been lied to or s??? on. my son is my life and that is the way. i have a heart of gold and do things for other people and thats the way i like it. i play football,ruby with my son take him to football matchs and ruby games. all i am looking for is friendship at the moment. Will if something happens on here then i have to thing that if i got hurt then my son would but if it felt right then i would have to tell my son why dad has someone in his life i dont lie to him and he knows what the truth is and what a lie is and thats how i have brought up my son.well that is a bit about me if you dont like it
The Lights Are On But No-one's Home
Hey gang. I want to apologise for anyone who came out to my show last night in Blitzed Out only to find that I wasn't around. I have temporarily lost my internet connection, a situation I hope to rectify with in the next week or so as soon as I get a bit of cash to take care of the money I owe my current provider. My sincerest apologies to you all and especially to Pouncy and Redd who have been so good to me. I'm writing this from work (something I shouldn't be doing) and will not be something I will be able to do very often given company policy. I miss you all terribly and will hopefully make it back on site, if not on air, again very soon. *hugs and muahs*
Sealed With A Kiss
I can't promise you forever, but I can promise this, I'll offer you the best of me, and seal it with a kiss. I can't promise that our travel will be all glad and free. But Baby, I will love you with all the best of me. When rain is pouring down, and stormy winds are blowing - When troubled days surround, we're cold, and it is snowing. I can't turn off the weather, or stop the Hands of Time. But facing things together, is a comfort we can find. You can't promise me the Road ahead will be all fun and light. I don't ask a thing of you, except to treat Love right. If we are faithful partners, and keep our loving true. We can weather every storm, and still keep loving through. Two can halve the troubles, and neither stand alone. Every pleasure doubles, and everywhere is 'home'. If we walk on together, through both the dark and light. We can weather the weather, through every day and night. I can't promise you forever, but I can promise this, I
Bad Boy!!!!!!!
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History Of England And Russia During Wwii
Speaking to a friend from England this morning brought back memories of when I visited London and saw some of the marks of WWII. I recalled the history of Hitler’s bombardment of London and his arrogant remark that he would wring Churchill’s neck like a chicken when he invaded England. After so much bombardment, day after day, and devastation on that city, he was about to cross the English channel to carry out his cruel intention when all of a sudden, like a sudden change in the weather, he turned on his alley, Russia and invaded Leningrad (today’s St. Petersburg, I believe). What a great mistake! Oh, the spirit of the Russian people, who withstood and endured it through the winter, and held off his fierce attach. Daily bombardment on that city, and every day the people’s crushed spirits were enlivened by the music of the Russian anthem that rang out through the entire city. I can still hear the sound from when I studied it in college. In the end it was Hitler who was crushed by hi
The Wicked Dragons Lair , Check It Out Ya'll ! :d
Little Angel/god's Gift
As I read the bullentins and having been a victim myself,it saddens me tremendously to know that a little angel is going thru this, that is why this is especially important to me to get the message out...PLEASE send prayers, love and support to Laura. A few kind words and support goes a long way...Lets show her that we here on fubar really care about our friends and are willing to share, help and give all the support we can....Hugs M'Lady Tina Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels@ fubar
Just A Lil Survey
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Chains/Handcuffs Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Bondage83% Biting83% Blind Folds67% Blood33% Whips33%
Showin Luv To Bigben
OMG!! this guy is a sweetheart!!!! plz go visit his page and drop some luv...thx!!! BIGBEN1979(Club F.A.R.member)@ fubar
doesn't anyone take the time to read profiles anymore? i mean seriously...if we took the time to write it shouldn't we expect the common courtesy of it being read by all who venture onto our profiles? i mean, hell, i'm sorries to be a bitch but if you ask me a question that i wrote the answer to on my profile...nevermind...
Goodbye For A Little Bit::'(
I have met so many really good people on Fubar! Unfortunately I will have to be offline for about a month or so. My grandson, Jayden Sage was born Sept 11th, and my son and his wife had the papers in process to adopt him. CPI stepped in and said since it was an out of state adoption they needed more, so here I am at 54 being a foster mother to a newborn! I already have a 4 yr old daughter I adopted at birth, so my time and finances are stretched now. KY is giving my son such a bad time with all this that he is thinking of getting out of the military for a year so he can get Jayden quicker, which I have to say I am a little happy about. He has been in the Army for almost 7 yrs, has deployed twice to Iraq and is being deployed in Jan to Afganistan. His own son was 8 months before he ever got to hold him! Any way, (boy do I ramble) to all the awesome ppl I have met on here, I will miss u all but will be back! MWAHHHHHHHHHH
What Kind Of Firepower Are You Gonna Be Packing?
When you're out in the shit, get hired to take some sonofabitch down, or finally snap, what kind of firepower are you gonna be packing?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as AK47 7.62mm assault rifle You like rugged and reliable, as well as powerful and moderately accurate, but most of all, you like staying alive. That or you have no idea what the hell you're doing, at all.AK47 7.62mm assault rifle90% Barrett XM109 25mm rifle75% a block of C-4 and remote70% M14 7.62mm rifle w/ suppresor60% a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome55% laugh them to death50% a bible and, when absolutely necessary, a Colt .44 magnum hand cannon35% a mocha fucking frapachino30% Ruger .22 cal carbine25%
Showin Luv To My Girl Frenchkisses
this lady is such a great person!!! i met her when i first came to fubar(CT). She is absolutely wonderful! If you have time, plz check her out and leave her some luv!!! thanks all!!!! Frenchkisses@ fubar
Help!! Me
my friend needs help in her contest. for a happy hour! plessss!!! hers the link :) thanks luvs
Yep, Another Short One!
I'm off to Madison shortly for a bellydancing workshop! Probably won't be home until late. But I'll be online tomorrow, trying to catch up, lol! Have a fantastic Saturday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings for all my friends, all over the world! You are loved and appreciated so very much. Later! Muahz!
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I Hate Nightmares With A Passion :(
Hello all! If you don't know me very well, then you may not understand this, but I really just need to get it off my chest. I am VERY into dreams. I think that there are sole reasons for them, and I believe they have have a plethora of meaning. I, myself, have dreams just about every night. Usually senseless, until lately anyway. I mean, I usually can't remember the dream the next day. I still think the dream has meaning and I still think it's sufficient, but I feel I remember the dreams that God wants me to remember. I've been having happy dreams lately about someone who has become very close to me. Granted, he's my fubar hubby, but anyway moving on. My dream last night started off with my little brother Richard and me entering a pretty dangerous contest. The contest was to swim into a cave and risk getting our hands eaten off by some weird animal, to get whatever was hidden behind these animals. It wouldn't have mattered if a glut of people showed up, they would all ge
How Are You About Sex?
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet90% Exciting/Exotic80% Hot/hard70% Shy/Sweet70% Awkward/New40% Soft/slow40%
The Ghost In The Sky...
Where, you see??????????
Daily Oct 13
October 13, 2007 Quote of the Day "Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there." – Josh Billings
What Killer Am I
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Jigsaw You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw85% Michael Myers75% Freddy Krueger65% Hannibal Lecter65% Candyman50% Pinhead45% Buffalo Bill45% Leatherface40% Captain Spaulding30% Jason Voorhees
High School Stereotype
What's Your High School Stereotype?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Punk/Rebel Punk/Rebel100% Loner94% Stoner69% Goth56% Drama nerd38% Geek38% Ghetto gangsta31% Prep/Jock/Cheerleader6%

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