a black man was walking on the beach when lo and behold he saw an acient looking lamp so he picked it up and was cleaning it when a jewish genie appeared and told him he had 1 [one] wish WEll thought the black man mmmmnnnn what should i wish??? he then told the genie i wish i was white and between a white lady 's leggs so the genie snapped his fingers and he was a tampon thw black man then said i should have known there is always strings attached with jewish folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!