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Can You Believe It...
Good Morning. Oh my gosh you have to give me your take on this story that is on “TODAY’S PICKS” Msn web page. DALLAS - A woman arrived at her child's daycare center to find the building closed with her 14-month-old daughter locked inside alone, authorities said. The Texas Department of Family and Protective Services and Dallas police are investigating how the girl was left alone for nearly two hours Tuesday night. She was asleep in a high chair and was not injured, according to state officials. "I was so upset," said the girl's mother, Ashley Hunter. "I was never going to put my child in day care. She had only been there three weeks." Hunter said she couldn't get past the gate blocking the driveway at L&S Early Childhood Learning Academy and called police. Rescue workers broke the door to get the girl, according to a police report. Spokeswoman Marissa Gonzales said Family and Protective Services, which licenses child-care centers, has not determined whether it will take action against
why is it every girl i date or talk to in rl fucks me over i have lost my faith in girls they are all like this the saying is true "trust no one your promices look like lies" and the green day song is true "nice guys finnish last"
When I'm Hurting
It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. It's easier for me to
My Awesome Job...
Went by-by. They said "it wasn't a good fit" Good fit my ass, I' 20 years older than the next oldest person. I was there for 2 months. There was never any word of dissatisfaction, no conversations with the boss, nothing. What I hate about situations like this, is they never tell what's wrong. So if I'm doing something that makes me "not a good fit", than how the hell am I supposed to fix it! They never said anything about my work, or anything. So I'm bummed. We are now back to me being out of work, and my wife not able to work.
Natasha Bedingfield LyricsSoulmate Lyrics
I've got over 1,000 folks on my friends list.. yet I talk to maybe 20 of you on a semi-regular basis. I know lots of you just added me to see my nsfw pics and alot of you honestly wanted to be friends. If i dont hear from you soon I'm going to start deleting you from the friends list. Points and ratings you've helped me with be damned.
Feel Good Fridayday
It's feel good friday so everybody go out and have a great time for me since I am stuck in the desert again! and ladies if you deem in necessary to send me any pictures to boost moral feel free to do so! I won't mind at all I promise
My Poor Baby Girl
I have been at the hostpital for the last two days with my baby girl. She is in so much pain and they said that the tip of her appendix was swollen but not considered appendicitis yet so no surgery until her pediatrician alows it. She is once again up in pain and I tell you they need to do something. I know it is not considered infection yet but damn! How much more pain can this girl take and they gave her morphine yesterday!
Wtf Has The World Come To
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to spread awareness of man-made climate change and lay the foundations for counteracting it. ADVERTISEMENT Gore won an Academy Award this year for his film "An Inconvenient Truth," a documentary on global warming, and had been widely expected to win the prize. "His strong commitment, reflected in political activity, lectures, films and books, has strengthened the struggle against climate change," the citation said. "He is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted." It cited Gore's awareness at an early stage "of the climatic challenges the world is facing. The committee cited the Panel on Climate Change for two decades of scientific reports that have "created an ever-broader informed consensus about the connection between human ac
Deleting Email
Does anyone know of a way to delete all your mail at once? Or if there is even a way to do it?? Please leave comment if u know how, i have over 1000 and i don't want to do it one by one.. Thanks, Angela
Well Earned Break
Work has been particularly intense these past few months and time has just flown by with no real personal time to speak of. This kind of pressure is fine over short periods of time but persistent over this long takes it out of just about anybody. So at last I am about to take my first real holiday for some years and have chosen a nice villa in Crete with my own private pool to do it. The place has little or no mobile signal and is not far from the longest gorge in Europe. I am going to be taking some much needed down time and recharge my batteries. While I am away my company is having a re-organisation so I am hoping that they will have managed to do what they promised to ease my workload. So we will see if a rest can help out in more ways than one
Gore And Un Panel Win Nobel Prize
Gore and UN panel win Nobel prize Climate change campaigner Al Gore and the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change have been jointly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Mr Gore, 59, was vice-president under Bill Clinton and has since devoted his efforts to environmental campaigning. The UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change brings together the world's top climate scientists. The Nobel committee said it wanted to help the world focus on the threat it faced from climate change. WHAT A JOKE
My Baby, Matthew
My Daughter, Kaitlyn
My Oldest Son, Leigh..
October 12, 2007
You are in a much more powerful position than you realize, so be sure to take advantage of it soon -- if not for your own benefit, then for that of your family or coworkers. You can make a huge change!
The Other Survey....
Did reading the Subject make you horny? I see no subject Are you already thinking about someone? Nite and day baby... How old were you when you lost your virginity? almost 15 Ever take someones virginity? I wondered a few times Ever plan to wait til marriage? that was the plan but it When did you last have sex? by myself or with a actual human being or animal...LOL Do you consider yourself dominant? I can be but prefer Dom men... What form of birth control do you use? condoms other wise I cant get pregnant Do you have any children? nope Are you a freak in the sheets? I would say so....I have some kinky things i like and some people dont kno Do the drapes match the curtains? no Do you have sex dreams? lol yes Ever been called a whore or slut? Yes and more...i adore it...must be told to me in my right ear for the full effect Ever try anal sex? If not, would you? yes but its with those i only trust... Is there anything s
I Hate Haters
Why is it that skinny ass bitches can have pics in their bras and panties (if that much clothing) yet I post pics in my corsets and they get marked NSFW? Don't hate on me because I'm hotter than you. Don't hate on me because my tits are bigger than yours. Don't hate on me period.... stupid ass bitches.
2001 A Fake Odyssey - Best New Tv-fakery
2001 A Fake Odyssey - BEST NEW TV-FAKERY VIDEO ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Killtown Date: Oct 12, 2007 12:56 AM - Conclusively proves the plane's trajectory in the 'Brooklyn Bridge' shot contradicts the trajectories in other videos. - Conclusively proves that 6 videos are actually 3 videos taken at different zooms and passed off as being taken by 6 different people. Also find it here:
Cost a Thing Category: Life Love Doesn't Cost a thing, Pain Doesn't Cost a thing, Hurt Doesn't Cost a thing, Broken Hearts Doesn't Cost a thing, Flowing Tears Doesn't Cost a thing, Gray and Cloudy Days Doesn't Cost a thing, Feeling Numb Doesn't Cost a thing, Pretending to be Happy when Things are Down Cost many things, Smiling to your friends so they know nothing of your Pain Cost many things, Trying to make Things work Cost many things, Caring Cost many things, Loving you Care For you Cost many things...... Your Truely Lee T. Davis LMT.
Put Some Clothes On
Women...why do you put up pictures of yourself that show all of you? First of all.....nobody wants to see your naked ass!!!! Well, excuse me, men do, because men like whores, easy piece of ass.....all of the above. I just think women like this make all women look like fucking whores and it makes us look bad. It's not good for our the amount of women that do this on here, to the amount of men.......yeah, the guys might have 1 pic of their dick, but it's probably not even theirs! GET A CLUE AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
Read This Only If You Dare.
“And after these things, I saw another angel come down from heaven; having great power, and the Earth was lighted with his radiance. “ And he cried mightly, with a strong voice saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is, fallen and is become the habitation of devils and every foul spirit, and a cage to every hateful and unclean bird.” –Revelations 18 verses 1 and 2. These are apt words for such a nihilistic time isn’t it? Babylon in ancient time was the most powerful city-state in early Mesopotamia, or even in the entire Ancient world. It was an Empire that spanned the entire Middle East and Near East. Babylon’s labors laid the very foundations of Western Civilization, as we know it. From the “Code of Hammurabi” descended our legal system. “The Enumra Elish” gave us the framework for our religions and our myths. Likewise from her practice in trade, have lain the very tenets of modern Commerce: “A fair weight in a fair measure.” She also gave us a code of drawings that would for
Like A Boy
"Like A Boy" Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! Girl go head and be... (Just Like Em') Go run the streets (Just Like Em') come home late say sleep like em' C
Is It Friday The 13th???
Just a small glimpse into my day for my friends. Went food shopping, came home and the kids had bought our loveable puppy inside. He is happily sitting in the middle of MY bed, using my new lace lingerie as a chew toy. Did I mention that the puppy is a 130lb Lab???? After chasing the dog outside I start cleaning the mess he has made. Easy right??? Noooooo. He had been in the kitchen too. What fun. Two hours later you go to use the bathroom. No toilet paper!!!! How is this possible you just went shopping right?? Ahhhh the lil darlin's used the whole lot to paper someones car!!!! Now you've made a black forest cake for a party tomorrow, your mother in laws 70th birthday. Whats this......the kids got hungry and a sandwich just didn't cut it. You can make another one right???? It only takes about 3 problem. Ohhhh and the bridal jewellery you worked on to day...the pink pearl and crystal choker and bracelet....well damn.....your 16 year old just had to give i
Love Song Lyrics
Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you
One amongst many a blade of grass the sun shines on me like I stand alone turn your face to me once more so I can feel your warmth and feel special for another moment 10/12/07 F.M.
I don't know who you are and why you think it's funny to harrass me on my messenger. You, whoever you may be, need to stop. You creeped me out bad enough, are you happy? Please just leave me alone now. I know you are reading this and I am asking, please knock it off. You may have frightened me earlier, but I won't let you keep doing it and making me suspicious of everyone on here. If you want to scare someone, go scare someone else, I control my own fear and I won't let you get the best of me again
They Should Be Shot!!!
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..or comment it
The Dream By Passionatebabygerrl
The Dream by PassionateBabygerrl© I'm lying in bed ... alone ... listening to the sounds of the street ... missing you... The hair is hot in my bedroom ... yet I miss the warmth of your body next to mine. I rub my hand across my neck...down to my collar bone - my skin is warm and moist from the humid summer air... as I rub my cool hands across my mind wanders – I close my eyes and I think of you ........................................... I'm on my back and you are above me ... looking down at me with lust in your eyes...with one hand you gently stroke my cheek...tender and soft...with the other you trace the inside of my thigh...always stopping just before................................. You lean down and kiss me ... your tongue gently parting my lips and touching mine. Biting my lip just enough to make me begin to trace the lines of my neck with your tongue ... across my chest and down to my breasts...You take one in your hand and softly caress
The Dream By Reign72
The Dream by reign72 © I fall asleep with thoughts of you filling my mind. Seeing your face and touching your body. Trying to get as close to you as I can. I dream that you are touching me. Rubbing your hands across my back, around to my breasts, pausing slightly as your fingers find my nipples, and then moving your hand to rub Across to my butt and back up to my back. Your kisses begin to cover me like a warm blanket. Your Kisses start at my toes and slowly working up to my hip, then to my side, breasts, and neck, then reaching my cheek. In my dream I roll over to embrace you and feel our lips meet. I can feel their softness on mine, the warmth of your breath on my cheek, and the movement of your hands as they begin to explore my awaiting body. It all feels so good. To once again have my body touched by a man that loves me and cares for me. This dream is like no other, it is so real, the warmth of your hands as they touch me feels so real, the kisses on my body just as pleas
They Should Be Shot!!!
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..or comment it
Drops In A Strawberry
Drops in a Strawberry by DreamList © Elena stood in the middle of an unknown airport. She looked for a familiar face only seen on the screen of a computer. An e-mail attachment photo of a man with grey silver hair and tired eyes. She searched around and at the far end of an aisle she saw a man in black trouser and dark blue shirt. He was holding what seemed to be a dozen roses wrapped in plastic paper with a red lace holding them together. She approached him cautiously and asked, "Andrew Gallager?" He looked at her and took her presence slowly. She wore an A-cut knee length skirt with black tights, her feet were covered by black flats with a bow in the front. Her blouse was gray and of tight fit, and there was a thick belt on her waist. She wore little make-up and her eyes were of a very light brown color. Her hair was up in a loose bun and her ears were decorated with black pearls. A small purse in her right hand and a robust suitcase on her left. She smiled, her un
A Dream Come True
A Dream Come True by alonzo14© I curse myself again as I drive along the dirt road to the house. "Why do I put myself through this agony?" I say out loud to nobody. The party is at a house out in the sticks and I'm thankful that the moon is full because otherwise I'd be lucky to see the road. When I finally arrive at the house, cars are parked in the driveway, and all along the dirt road, stretching in both directions. "This is just great!" I mutter, more ticked off at myself than the parked cars. The only reason for going to this awful party is the chance to see Sandy. I'll probably stand in a corner, pathetically drinking myself into a stupor while I watch her with him. "Oh, yes, that sounds like a wonderful time," I say to myself. Passing all the parked cars lined up along the road, I park at the end of the line, pulling onto the grassy berm and nearly into a ditch in the process. "Crap! Crap! Crap!" I mutter as I make the long walk to the house. The party is in fu
Down Memory Lane
Down Memory Lane by vitesse © Having been married for nearly 8 years Helen and James were wondering what to do to celebrate to Valentines Day this year. Helen decided to take matters into her own hands and organize a trip down memory lane by recreating a Valentines experience from their youth when they were both love struck teenagers. Helen told James that she would sort out the evenings entertainment but that he would need to drive but she was sure that it would be worth his while. James agreed, the sexy smile on his wife's beautiful face certainly implied that it would be well worth his while driving. When Valentines day came along Helen told James that she had booked at table for them both at the Crosspool Tavern, a local carvery were the lovers had spent many a happy evening sharing a meal together. Once the pair had returned from work Helen started on the next part of her plan which was to look as similar to what she looked like when she was a teenager when they first
Discoveries by SolitaryBiSoul © The young woman lay motionless on her bed, lost in thoughts of a dark haired man. His blue eyes haunted her dreams of late, and she so eagerly wanted to see him again. That night at the club, he had ignited a spark deep within her. The desire to be touched, teased, fulfilled. He had stirred the urge to explore her sexuality and she was more than willing to begin the journey. The problem was she had no idea where to start. At that moment, the phone rang. She sat up in bed, reaching for the handset on her nightstand. "Hello?" "Don't talk, just listen." "Who is this?" "I said, don't talk. Tomorrow night, at 8 o'clock, you will go to Pulse and sit at the bar. You will wear the black dress that will be delivered in the morning. You will wait for me. Talk to no one until I get there." "No, I want to know who this is." "You know me, and I know you, quite intimately, in fact. We met last weekend at Pulse. We danced, and you let me pene
Ticked Off
Damn, another shark event and I can't go. I just went last month and can't affored to go again this month. This really ticks me off that I am not rich! Moving down to the gulf is not an option just yet. I need to find a rich buddy that has a plane something that likes to shark fish too, and we just fly down every chance we get. That might work!
Denise by jeff7734 © She stood at the mirror, and brushed her hair, as I watched her from her bed. The scent of her perfume wafted around me, and I was captivated by the aroma. As she pulled at the brush, her head tilted, revealing the softest neck I'd ever witnessed. Her glance was averted to the reflection of me, and I was drawn toward her, my legs responding to her inaudible command. I placed my hands at her waist, and I whispered her name, "Denise", at her earlobe, as her eyes gently closed to my breath. My breathing warmed the canal of her ear, and I kissed the spot where her chin met her neckline. My hands caressed forward, with my left hand brushing the underside of her breasts, as the right came across the flat of her stomach, and I could feel her relax against me. My left hand committed to the erection at her right breast, as my right committed to the moistness of her arousal, beneath her jeans, and the lace of her undergarment. As my right found its mark, she inhale
Delight Out Of Nowhere
Delight Out of Nowhere by Bleeding_Poet © She woke up that morning feeling so bored. What the hell? Each and every day was identical to the previous. The alarm's noise had become so annoying. She wanted to break it in little pieces and throw it to garbage. She got up, stretching her body and got ready to go to work. Same things were happening day after day. Nothing new, nothing special to shake the dark murky waters of her life, nothing important to make her feel alive. Another boring morning, another boring day, another boring piece in the puzzle of her life. Feeling that crappy she took her handbag and locked the door. She got into her car and started the engine. The car rolled and soon she was in the avenue she used every morning to get to her job. The traffic light got red and she rested her head back since the jam was huge. She knew she had to wait a lot until it would be her turn to pass, so she listened to the music her player offered her, completely lost in h
The Day I Proposed
The Day I Proposed by 75corner © I looked down at Simone sleeping softly beside me and could hardly believe my good fortune. Just hours ago we had been married...a union that, until six months ago, seemed virtually impossible. Oh, I had tried and tried, but she was enamored with another just as much as I was enamored with her. Over the years I had remained around the family, loving her every moment, doing what I could for her, caring for her children, seeing to as much of their needs as I could. Call me a friend, call me a faithful dog, call me a fool. But I wanted to be around her constantly, despite her claims of liking me only as a friend and not wanting to ever get married again. Her cries for help kept coming, though. Mostly financial, but sometimes supportive. I was always glad to be there for her, though sometimes I felt used. However, I loved her, really and truly loved her, and that made me stick things out. The breakthrough came with her eldest daughter. She was
Well recently i found out i was mixed with 7 different things, im mixed with German,Irish,Polish, Indian, Italian, French and Russian, someday i want to do a family tree to find out just what all im mixed with,
Emily Dickinson Poem
Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality We slowly drove, he knew no haste, And I had put away My labor, and my leisure too, For his civility We passed the school where children played, Their lessons scarcely done; We passed the fields of gazing grain, We passed the setting sun We paused before a house that seemed A swelling of the ground; The roof was scarcely visible, The cornice but a mound Since then 'tis centuries; but each Feels shorter than the day I first surmised the horses' heads Were toward eternity Emily Dickinson
Crash by SweetJosie1 © This is a work of lesbian fiction, and is only intended for like-minded individuals. I hope you enjoy, please mail me your comments and love at the link below. Crash 'I want you to pose naked for me.' 'I'm sorry. Did you just say...' 'That I want you to pose naked for me, yes.' I looked again at the rather elegant woman in the business suit standing before me, and tried to make some sense of the situation. 'But I just crashed into your car, and...' '...and you have no insurance, yes, you just told me.' She smiled at my obvious confusion and discomfort. 'You've told me how sorry you are ...' '....and that I'll pay for the damages.' '... and that you'll pay for any damages. I was just trying to explain to you how I would like you to pay. You were driving your car,' she glanced questioningly at my fifteen year old Volkswagen, 'without insurance, which is a crime, one that I should bring to the attention of the police.' 'No, not the po
Bye For Now But Not For Long...
Today i've decided to take a breif vacation from my online activities (mainly all social networking sites.). I know I have not been much as a friend or other wise like much of a talker. For the people who care and know me you know how to reach me.
Coyotegirl Gets Caught
CoyoteGirl Gets Caught by CoyoteGirl69© I opened the deposit receipt envelope after going through the drive up and with the receipt was a note. "Loved your stories CoyoteGirl69. Give me a call. Kelli" I couldn't believe what I had just read. It appeared that someone recognized my picture in my bio. Even though I was sitting in the SUV alone, I blushed. That was the last thing I ever thought would happen. When I finally composed myself, I left the parking lot and drove to the store for groceries. I had seen Kelli at the bank many times but had never really had more than just a conversation at the teller window. All the while I was shopping, my thoughts went back to the note. From the brief request she had made, I couldn't help but think she was interested. She could not have been older than twenty-five, but then again, what difference would that make. By the time I was done shopping, I was soaked, just thinking about the possibility. I decided I would call her then and there.
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Coworkers Ch. 01
Coworkers Ch. 01 by crisssin © She and I worked together, and we both were smart enough to know that relationships between coworkers led to nothing but problems. Oh, and we cannot overlook the fact that I just happened to be married. She too was also in a long-term, monogamous relationship. For three years we worked together every night and ignored the attraction. Ignoring the attraction, however, certainly didn't rule out a little friendly teasing. And she was a master of the art of teasing. She knew I wanted her, and I had convinced myself she wanted me, too. She caught me staring at her all the time. I'd play it off like I had something to ask her, but she knew. She found ways to rub up against me; she knew it made me melt. She'd wear a low cut shirt, occasionally with no bra, and bend over in front of me to give me a peek. Sometimes she'd get off an hour before me and disappear into the employee bathroom for a while. She'd shed her drab work clothes and slip into a shirt so
Cowgirl And Belle In Vegas
Cowgirl and Belle in Vegas by JorisKHuysmans© I saw her in the valet parking area of one of the big new Vegas hotels. It was like a scene out of a movie--this whole crowd of Southern gals, dressed to the nines with billowy dresses and high heels and big floppy hats, saying goodbye to a toothy blonde bride in white lace. I wasn't looking at the bride, though, but at one of the bridesmaids. She was a giant, six feet tall and what was politely called big-boned. Well, being the rangy cowgirl type myself, I always liked a good-sized woman. Anyway, it was a fair description, she wasn't fat and sloppy, she was large and majestic, long, sturdy trunk-legs propped up in high heels to show there was muscle as well as fat there, a broad bustle of beautifully firm rounded ass, statuesque breasts squeezed up and out to show off a modest, but still flirtingly girlish, amount of cleavage. And her face... like sunshine breaking through a dark day under the shadow of that ridiculous enormous ha
Lakeside Lust
Lakeside Lust by Lia Monde © My cousin Tessa and I are eighteen. Each summer, we spend time together at our grandparent's vacation place on the lake. It is isolated, but beautiful. Lots of woods and a long, but manageable, bike ride to town. Our grandparents are friendly, relaxed and easy to live with. We have to help with some chores, but most of the time is just having fun. I'm thin, short and, as with many in my family, a late developer, so not fully developed. Tessa is the opposite. She has long legs, the athletic build of the swimmer she is and good sized breasts. I wore my brown hair long and in a loose ponytail. Although not as bad as many girls, I spent a lot of time trying to get it right. Tessa never had that problem. Much to the dismay of her parents, she kept her red hair cropped short. However, with a simple shake of her head, it seemed to fall just right and always looked both slightly tousled and sexy. To be honest, she had the body I wished to grow into. I also a
New William Rodriguez Support Story
New William Rodriguez Support Story
Country Hospitality
Country Hospitality by Cute Breasts © It was late in the evening and the sun was about to set. I was driving along a country road on my way to a business meeting in a city about 4 and a half hours from where I lived. I had decided to drive because I thought it would be fun. I was marketing strategist for a small firm. It was a whole lot of fun. I got to meet new people and make tons of friends. It was safe to say that I was pretty well off financially. Had my parents not emigrated from the Philippines and had I been born and raised there, things might not have been as good. But nevertheless I was very proud to be Phillipino. I had nice long shining black hair, brown beautiful eyes and a great body. I had a pretty good-sized chest, 36C and an ass to kill for. It was essential that I take care of my light brown skin, keeping it as soft as possible. I even put lotion on my breasts and ass. I was pretty tall too actually, the tallest in my family, 5'8. Overall I was happy with my looks
Country & Western Love
Country & Western Love by happyday © Country Lover I glanced at the hastily written down directions on the seat beside me as I drove. "SWF to share up-market suburban home and expenses Call Alex 555-3649" I had phoned as soon as I spotted the advert in our local newspaper. I was answered by an answering machine, a cultured female voice spoke clearly and deliberately, " Hi this is Alex, if you are phoning about my advert in the Belmont Bugle, I have found someone, thank you very much for phoning, if the call is for me, personally, please leave a message after the beep. Bye" I sighed and left a message anyway. " Hi Alex, my name is Vicky I saw your advert in the "Bugle", and know that I am too late, but if the person you have chosen doesn't work out, or changes their mind, please give me a call, your advert sounds like just what I am looking for, I can be reached at 555-1011 " I had broken off my engagement, when I discovered my fiancé in the missionary position with one
Could You Help Me Unzip?
Could You Help Me Unzip? by amanda30 © Lisa laughed nervously as she held the dress in front of her. "Hey Ella, what about this one?" Ella shot her a look of death over her shoulder when she caught site of the hideous garment. "Do I look like a slut to you?" "Well... If the dress fits." She trailed off as Ella made a fake attempt to swat her. Tomorrow was the reunion and neither of the girls had anything to wear yet. Shopping for days they were having no luck. Things were beginning to look desperate for both of them. Forge High's class of 92' was celebrating its ten year reunion. Lisa and Ella were best friends and remained still to this day. So naturally when the invitations got mailed out they decided to go together. Neither woman had found that "special" someone. "Ohh..oh.. I found it. Look at this one!" Ella whipped around holding in front of her what appeared to be road kill made into fabric. "You have got to be kidding, no way!" Lisa screeched as she started afte
Couch Dance
Couch Dance by SiousxieQue© In yet another weary attempt to satisfy my bisexual urges I had placed a personal ad for "Women seeking Women" online and received many responses but one of the responses grabbed my attention. Her name was Amy and she seemed like a really friendly woman. Although I hadn't seen a picture of her yet something told me that I was going to be intensely attracted to her. After we talked online for a couple of weeks we decided to take matters to the next level and exchange telephone numbers. One night I was on my way out the door to the 94th and the phone rang. Yes it was Amy. We just started talking about the typical stuff - work, kids, boyfriends - and the subject of where we went to high school came up. As it turns out we went to the same high school and graduated the same year. At this point both of us were frazzled and trying to figure out who the other person was. After questioning each other back and forth it just so happened that Amy and I have kno
The Cookery Lesson
The Cookery Lesson by Vermilion © Zoe's Story I was staying over at Anna's for the weekend, supposedly teaching her how to cook. She had just moved out of her parent's house and didn't really have a clue how to make anything, so I'd offered to teach her the basics. In reality this turned out to be me cooking things, while she sat there and licked bowls out, stole scraps of food and generally got in the way. I'd tried getting her to join in by chopping stuff, but she wasn't very careful about getting things the same size and got a bit stroppy when I commented, in the end I just let her sit there and chat to me while I had a wonderful time making delicious morsels. It was the hottest week of the year so far, I swear. More than once that week the temperature had crept past 90 degrees and I was not coping particularly well, especially not in a small kitchen super-heated by the oven. Eventually I cracked and told her it was high time she took me out to dinner to say thank you. I h
Copper In The Snow
Copper in the Snow by katzen © Winter was lingering here on the mount, we'd had rain two days earlier and a freak thaw and this morning, the air reeked of snow. I lay in my bed in my little shack, the smell of breakfast coming through the walls on the smoke from the house. For a moment, I simply wanted to go back to sleep, but I had work to do today, traps to check and trails to walk. I heaved myself out of bed and slipped out of my sleep shirt in one motion, facing the cold as bravely as I could. Last night, I'd barely made it under the covers, I wasn't about to spend the day without washing some of the mountain off of me. The water was so cold it seemed to make my skin steam in the early morning light, my nipples hardening until they ached, making me think of all the things I could be doing to myself back under those warm covers if only I had the time. It would have to wait, but I was nineteen, my mind was only on one thing most of the time. I'd even spent awhile pouring over
I Am So Confused Again
I wish i could understand my brain and not get so confused so easily it sucks been me at the moment i am just a really sexy guy and have so many female admirers it's hard to b myself at times i never know how to get unconfused at a time like this so it sucks been me and can't work out how be less confused than more confused from Bruce.
The Concubine's Apprentice Ch. 01
The Concubine's Apprentice Ch. 01 by Sapphos Sister © The first rays of sunlight crept through the casement window with the unhurried stealth of a Samarian thief. Stirred from her dream-sodden sleep, Sarila reached across to embrace her lover, Mansur, but found yet again only emptiness in her bed. Wistfully she turned over and, hitching the thin night shift above her hips, slipped her hand between her thighs. Up to and beyond the soft, giving lips her fingers ventured until their tips found the dark pearl within. Deftly she stroked herself. With her free hand, Sarila teased and pinched her crimson nipples, as Mansur used to do, feeling them harden between her fingers as her clitoris too hardened, moistened and swelled. For a few forgetful, exquisite minutes she pretended that her hands were his, until she came in short, sobbing whimpers, whispering his name. Only then, relieved of her wanting for another day, could she rouse herself to abandon her bed and its tear-stained pillow
Convent Girls
Convent Girls by Goldeniangel © Two nights after Celeste got her first roommate in the Convent, a sweet-faced girl named Teresa who had a bad reputation, she awoke from a disturbing dream with the most incredibly sensations sweeping over her body. The reason for both the dream and the sensations were immediately apparent as the innocent brunette found herself stark-naked with the angelic-looking blonde Teresa suckling on one of her nipples and stroking her insistently between her legs. Celeste shrieked her outrage and fear, causing Teresa to jump and cover Celeste's mouth. Shocked, Celeste realized that she could smell the humid musk of her own body on Teresa's hand, her open mouth even caught a drop of the sweet juices that had emitted from her body. She wanted to die of shame, for the pleasure that even now was tingling along her body, and also from the fact that it was with another woman - most shameful of sins! "Shhh..." Teresa whispered, "It's ok Celeste, it felt good d
Consequences by BlueMoonWriter © Disclaimers: The characters are mine, the story is mine. Love/Sex: Yes on both accounts, between two adult women. The sex is a little on the rough side and at some point may even seem nonconsensual, but it becomes so, eventually. * The sound of the door slamming rang throughout the apartment. The walls shuddered from the intensity. The look on the angry woman's face, standing in the doorway, provided any needed explanations for the unexpected outburst. Her black hair hung wildly down her back as her ice blue eyes seared anything and anyone who happened to stumble in her way. Anger seethed out of her, rippled through her body and unto other entities in her proximity. Her steps were measured as she made her way toward the living room sofa. Throwing her keys on the couch, she walked to the refrigerator, pulling it open in a brusque move. A short, blonde haired woman rushed into the kitchen at the startling sound. Wide eyed with worry
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Confusions by lost_in_space © This story is purely fictional and any connection to real events is purely co-incidental. However, this story is close to my heart, and I stand by what I've written. If you are offended in any way by reading this story, I offer you my sincere apologies. * My name is Linda. I am 25 years old, and I live in New York, the big apple. I am a software consultant at a big firm, and needless to say I am pretty well off by myself. My family lives in Chicago, but I left them when I as still in high school, as they couldn't accept the fact that I was gay. Yes, they were that much naive. Well, it's been many years, and some damage control has already been done. My mom called me up last year, and I was invited to the Christmas dinner. I did go, but it was as awkward and uncomfortable as I had thought it was going to be. I could easily notice the whispers and the stares, and my parents didn't even try to make me feel comforted. It seemed as if I didn't knew th
Confession by sweethomealabama© "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been four months since my last confession. I've tried to lead the life I should, but now I truly fear for my soul." "There's a woman Father. A woman so bright and beautiful the very sun shies away from her. And I have such thoughts of her Father, such lustful thoughts. I know what the Bible says of these things Father...that it says a woman shouldn't love another woman. But I can't seem to get her out of my mind. And to be honest Father I don't know that I want to." "I was at a dinner party some time last month. It was a work function that I didn't feel up to attending in the first place. She walked into the room and I simply stopped breathing. I didn't even notice until my lungs began to burn. And when I finally remembered to take a breath, the air I inhaled was filled with the scent of her perfume. She stood before me, extending her hand in greeting." "I can't begin to tell you h
I Need A New Crush
I've had my crush on the same guy now for awhile and he doesn't even get on his fubar account anymore. Anyone wanna give me a great reason to take my crush off of him and put it on them?
The Coffs Watering Hole
The Coffs Watering Hole by Annette Taylor © Hi my name is Annette Taylor some of you might remember me from my previous story (washing my underwear). This is another true story that happened to me 9 months after my very first wet lesbian experience. As before the names and places have not been changed. It was 4.30pm Tuesday afternoon as I pulled into the car park to see my last customer of the day. (I'm a rep for a large cosmetics company). Coffs Harbour is a beautiful spot on the East Coast of Australia and I could quit happily live here. Katelin's shop was one of the largest in Coff's but I could never get a large order out of her. Knowing this I had drank almost a litre of water 20 min before thinking I would be there the standard 20-30 min and then end up at my hotel just in time for my bladder to burst through my satin panties and masturbate myself to orgasm. As I stepped into the shop one of the sales girl's Shelly said " Katelin's just stepped out to get a couple of t
Co-worker’s Lesbian Humiliation
Co-worker’s Lesbian Humiliation by leighclyde © Lindsay and Sarah are two young mums in their twenties. They work part-time in an old peoples’ day centre. They are two very different characters. Sarah is cool, trendy, sexy and rather fiery. Lindsay is a rather boring, geekish hippy-type. The two girls fall out over some minor issue. The consequence of which leads to Sarah humiliating Lindsay. Lindsay was a bit of a worrier. She tried not to watch the news, as she knew that she would get obsessional about some new disease. Recently bird flu had been in the news. At work she instantly volunteered to go to a conference to find out about it. Since having a child and her long-term boyfriend leaving her, she had even more time to focus on health issues. Apart from washing her hands every hour and eating only natural food she had also given up all alcohol. In many ways she was 25 going on 60. She didn’t wear make-up and mainly wore sensible clothing with an occasional bright scarf and
I am originally from California, and grew up in Oregon, then i came to Georgia my next stop will be North Carolina, I am extremely excited about this move. I have no reason to stay here in Georgia, I cant wait to walk away from here witht he good and bad memories in the last three years.....My move to NC I believe will bring good energy into my life and luckily I will have a friend already there, who I gave much respect to for moving to a place where she knew nobody, but had the courage to relocate there. Many people are questioning me because I have decided to make this move, I dont care what they think, this is what I want to do, and will stand on my own 2 feet and flip the page to the next chapter in my life. Hopefully its a great chapter and all the chapters after it are just as good.
Coffee Mornings (marion & Astrid)
Coffee Mornings (Marion & Astrid) by geronimo_appleby © Marion heard the doorbell chime inside Astrid's house and her tummy fluttered with butterfly wings of anticipation. She had anticipated this morning's arrival with growing expectation, ever since Astrid had called her days before to arrange the time for their meeting. Marion was nearly climbing the walls with the frustration she felt as her husband dithered and dawdled prior to eventually leaving the house at eight thirty. To be fair, he carried out his morning routine just as deliberately that morning, and left no later than usual, it just seemed that he took an age with his preparations that particular day. No sooner had Marion heard the sound of her husband's car crunching down the graveled driveway than she was in the shower and beginning her own meticulous preparations. She wanted to be smooth limbed and sweetly scented for her pending date with her new girlfriend. Once Marion had bathed, she laid a towel over the d
Coffee Date
Coffee Date by 64 Arts © I sat at the table in the far corner of the coffee shop, keeping an eye on everyone that came in the door. Time seemed like an eternity, the steady tick tick tock providing rhythm, to my eager impatience for her to arrive. Sipping on my coffee, the warm liquid blanketing my throat and warming up my belly, my thoughts drifted off to what could be in store... Our late night conversation always ended up in the same place. We shared the same taboo fantasy, which still remained unfulfilled for the both of us. A passionate one-on-one fling, of unexplored territory. My thoughts interrupted as she sat herself across from me. I was so carried off with my thoughts; I didn't even see her come in. She was beautiful, in the most real sense, bright eyes and full smile enveloping me. "Hi", I managed to get out, a little taken aback by her presence. She was better than any expectation I may have unknowingly set for her, no surprises of lack of shape, extra limb
Cocktails & Strangers
Cocktails & Strangers by CharlieBrown999 © "I seriously can't believe we're still doing this after all this time, Shauna. You call me up, we make up some excuse about a "girls" night to the guys, take more time getting dolled up than we do for them, meet in a sexy bar, and still pretend for the first hour (and first two drinks) that we're just interested in catching up." The girls both doubled over with laughter at what seemed now to be silly. "Why don't you just call me up and say, "Hey - you are the sexiest thing in the world - and I miss you..." and it would definitely take away some of the nerves!" It was true. Shauna and Alex had known each other for what seemed like forever. They met just after both had finished high school - and had seen each other through so many dud relationships. Their friendship was fun, but they had that history behind them to make it even more meaningful when they got together again. They were both bombshells - although with very different charac
A Coffee Morning Surprise
A Coffee Morning Surprise by sarahloveitt © Well... it's strange how things come together - who would have guessed a week ago that Adele and I would be having coffee together. Amazing!! I knew, though, as soon as I clapped eyes on the photo of herself that she's emailed to me, that she was something special. Funny, that! I don't know why - the generous mouth, the open smile - but most of all, those dancing eyes!! They are captivating - well, they captivated me anyway! Yes, that was it. The magical, captivating eyes! They are just a pair of eyes, of course, but to me... they are so lovely! And when we did meet, it was as if we'd known each other all our lives and shared intimate secrets together. We were so relaxed in each other's company. Great! Adele and I first became friends on the internet through a mutual friend. We both wrote erotic stories and soon found each other to be friendly and fun. We began exchanging email messages - erotic girlie stuff. My name is Sarah, by the
The Club
The Club by Pandoras Desire © The club was ours as we walked in the door. Your arm wrapped around mine. All eyes were upon us as we stopped and kissed. You could read their faces, all with such envy. Your gown so understated, yet modest. A beautiful V-neck bust line. Showing off your beautiful heaving chest. With a shawl draped around your broad shoulders. Even I couldn't help but stare at you. I was a little taken aback, as if I was standing outside my own body, viewing us as everyone else was. You looked so ravishing, so gorgeous. Your hair pulled up, showing off your beautiful swan like neck. A very elegant gold necklace and gold drop earrings, donned your ears and neck. Your gown, flowing down your beautiful elegant body, your feet wrapped in matching stiletto heels. And me, a very simple outfit. Dress pants, nice shirt, top button open, with a jacket. Almost like you were the woman, and I was the man. But why not? After all, this was The Blue Neon Club. A club for les
The Closet
The Closet by PussyLickinPro © Nic came home from work and greeted her lover with a warm hug and a very passionate kiss. Andrea anticipated some body numbing pleasure when she noticed the gleam in her girlfriend's eyes as she beckoned her to the bedroom. She followed and was surprised when Nic grabbed her and dragged her forcefully to the closet. She was too shocked at first to struggle and by the time her mind ordered her body to do so Nic already had one hand secured to the sturdy metal rod at the top of the closet. She tried to get away but her efforts were futile. Nic laughed as she got Andrea's other wrist shackled. "I warned you. I said if you want to be naughty you'll suffer the consequences. Now you see you should have believed me. So be a good little bitch and stop struggling." Nic said in a voice smooth and sweet as warmed honey. Andrea yelled at her, threatened to deny her sex for months to come but Nic merely grinned as she bent and secured Andrea's ankles. She put
The Cleansing Of Varity
The Cleansing of Varity by darkestnight © "Varity Gardner," The woman's voice boomed from somewhere in the darkened hallway echoing off stone walls. It was a young voice but one used to command; one used to being obeyed. "Take thirty paces forward." A slight breeze of chill air brought a shiver to Varity as she tried to quell her nerves and start forward. Broad heeled shoes clacked against the stone and she had to count each step under her breath. When she reached her mark she stopped abruptly and wrung her hands once before letting them rest at her sides. Any calm she displayed was totally contrived: she was terrified beyond her wits. Two women, one from either side, approached with a broad candle and placed them to her left and right. She didn't look. Her instructions had been clear in the letter she received: eyes forward at all times and do exactly as she was told. There was a hidden implication of punishment if she chose not to obey but the thought of defiance scarcely c
The Class Not Taught
The Class Not Taught by Bewitched69© "Cheyenne, get out two beers, I'm on my way over. I've got something that you have to see. I found something underneath Darren's bed, and I'm pissed!" Kirsten yelled into the phone before slamming it down. With a huff, she pushed herself up off the dorm room floor and looked around for something to hide the stash in. Grabbing a plastic bag she quickly shoved the stuff in and made a bee-line for the door. Running across campus she was nearly in tears. If there was anyone that could make sense of this, it was Cheyenne. Dodging the Friday night traffic on the sidewalks she finally made it to the Bluebird, the all-girls dorm on campus. Both she and Cheyenne had private rooms here, but she was headed right for her friend's room. Busting in the door, she was out of breath and beet red in the face. "Kirsten, what the hell is going on? Is everything okay?" Kirsten shook her head slowly. "No, no it's not. Listen, I went over to Darren's ro
The Claiming
The Claiming by midnightj © Even as Paige slips her keys into the front door to her house she couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. It left the hairs on the back of her neck standing on end for most of the night. It was times like this that she hated living alone. Though as the door gave a soft click a light sigh passes her lips, once inside she would feel a lot better. As she opened the door and started to step inside the relief soon turned to fear. Being pulled quickly into the house and spun around to be slammed onto the door as it shut. A gloved hand reaching from behind her turning the knob to the bolt lock. The click sung within her head as a black silk material was then moved up over her eyes. Panic set in, though before she could let out a yell for help another piece of silk material was placed between rose colored lips. Acting as a gag her yells where muffled. Her mind racing Paige tried to think of how she could get away, even as she was jerked from the door
The City Of Lights
The City of Lights by Clea © My girlfriend of a good 18 months had left me just before graduation, complaining about my lack of direction, she was always much more driven than I was, and the sort of person who sets goals for themselves and then goes out and achieves them, she was probably working on a master's or post-grad or something. I could never really be bothered with anything of the sort, but things seemed to work out for me anyway. So there I was, a young English literature graduate living in Paris, one of the most romantic cities in the world, but feeling that I would never find true love, mainly because I wasn't looking. I had been living in the apartment for a couple of days when I first noticed the very attractive woman across the hallway. She looked to be about in her mid-thirties, early-forties at a stretch and had the sort toned figure that most women would kill for, as well a gorgeous arse that a could not help but notice as I stood next to her in the elevator
Claudia Meets Elisa
Claudia Meets Elisa by Hotciao © This is something that happened some time ago with a colleague of mine called Elisa - hope you like it. Unfortunately, she is ignoring me now, maybe she has some moral problems with what happened... It has been such a beautiful night... We had fixed an appointment at 8.30 directly at the restaurant. I came a little late, as I thought it would have been a good idea to let Elisa wait for a while. She was sitting at the table I had booked, a little bit hidden from all other tables. She was placed in a way she could not see me immediately, and I took the time to look at her from behind. She had a large white blouse on together with a blue very tight skirt. She was dressed in a very elegant way, and I noticed she even had been at the hairdresser's. She had some grease in her black hair. Gosh, she had made up for me... She was just sitting there and sipping on her spumante. I then stepped forward to the table, barely touching her shoulder with my h
Cindy Lou And The New Toy
Cindy Lou and the New Toy by Boxlicker101 © One Thursday evening, Cindy Lou came home from work tired and hornier than usual. Carlos, the young man she was training to pleasure her sexually, had been out with a cold for the last few days so she hadn't had any action since the previous weekend. Many times she had heard Thursday referred to as "Fairy's Day" and Cindy Lou was sure she knew why. "People have a lot of sex on weekends," she imagined, using her own life in Alabama and New York as examples. "And after the weekend is over, their horniness increases as the week goes on, peaking on Thursday. Friday night is part of the weekend, of course, and regular sex is available, but that is not the case on Thursday, so single men and single women like me have to settle for what they can get, even if it's a dildo or sex with a buddy." She was hoping Amanda, her cousin and roommate, would be feeling equally horny that evening and would want to take turns eating each other's pussies
Churches: Leelah & Isabel
Churches: Leelah & Isabel by Zerlinda© "Isabel. Isabel, there is an ant on your toe." I heard the sounds and I knew she was talking. I saw the words drifting from her mouth. She had such a pretty mouth. Even with the lipstick smeared and her hair disheveled, she was gorgeous. Her dark hair framed her oval face so perfectly, it amazed me. Leelah always had. I groaned and rolled over onto my stomach. Let the ant do what it pleases. It should live too. I wonder if that ant has a beautiful girl all to itself. I would hope so. Everyone should. "Isabella. Are you even listening to me?" she asked. She stared at me with her chartreuse green eyes. I smiled halfway and yawned. "Well, I'm glad I interest you so much," she huffed. "Aww, baby, calm down," I said in a soothing tone. She smiled quickly and leaned forward. I watched her lick her lips and close her eyes. The silver eye shadow shimmered softly in the mid morning light. Her flawless skin hummed of youth and vitalit
Chronicles Of A Callgirl Ch. 01
Chronicles of a Callgirl Ch. 01 by pussylove69 © My name is Amanda. I'm 20 years old now, but it all started when I was 18 and still in School. I have been ordered by my Master and my Mistress - whom I serve as their personal and willing slut – to write down my most interesting jobs as a callgirl, till I met them. I'm a blonde girl with a slim but curvy body. My blonde hair is going down to my shoulders and I have green eyes like a cat. I'm of medium height and have a sportive, slim but curvy body with a fine, round ass and even more than a handful of firm, well-shaped, round breasts. My face has always been said to be beautiful. I have always enjoyed the looks at my body and I have always liked to flirt and tease. I had been sexually active since the age of 15 with several teenage boyfriends. The sex was o.k., but it was just nothing in compare to what I have experienced since I first sold my body. Yes, I love being a whore. And so it started: I have never been one o
Chrissy's Story Ch. 01
Chrissy's Story Ch. 01 by CuriouslyDreaming © I had met Tina at a club rally in high school. She was beautiful and popular, and to be honest, I was in awe that someone of her beauty and rank would befriend a mousy little want to be like myself. She never really made it seem that she was in control of me, but my need to please and keep such a high ranking friend led me to doing many things for her I would never have considered doing for anyone else. I became her alibi when she needed one, backing up her tales to her parents of all the things we had done together, when almost every time, she had been with her boyfriend enjoying the feel of his athletic body (he was football team captain) on and in hers. There were many times she would tell her parents that she was spending the night with me, but had really been with Steve. There were a few times, however, when he could come up with no valid excuse to be gone for the night for his parents, that she would spend hours with him, then
Jealousy And Attachment....
OK...I have a bone to pick with some people. First of all...if you are a have to understand what a SWINGER is. If you are part of a couple that SWINGS then you must also understand that jealousy isnt a quality you must have. You must also realize who your lover/spouse is coming home too. Just because they fuck someone...doesnt mean they love them. Its just a booty call or a friends with benefits type of deal. They are just wanting to get that pussy/dick. Thats it. If you get jealous over what your lover/spouse does then this lifestyle isnt for you. Even if you have boundries...those boundries may end up broken. Now I, being a swinger, respect the boundries as long as there is a common ground. You must clearly let your lover/spouse kno anything that your doing on the side. Communication is KEY in this type of lifestyle. Now this type of lifestyle or even just for bootycalls. When you explain yourself that your not looking for a relatio
Chris, Angela & I Ch. 01
Chris, Angela & I Ch. 01 by WiccanScribe © Chris's hands were gripping my hips hard enough to hurt, his fingers digging into the skin. I loved it when he did that. He had me bent over the bathroom counter. My breasts were mashed against the cold tiles; my feet weren't even touching the floor. And every time he pistoned himself into me, my body jerked roughly, the edge of the counter biting into my stomach. The thing I liked about Chris was that he showed up, used me brutally, and then left. He was quick and to the point. The sensation of him slamming into me so hard was wonderful; it sent shock waves through my body that overlapped and brought me up to a dizzying, pleasurable height. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ride. Chris came inside me with a low groan and finished himself off with a few long, slow strokes. Then he grabbed a fistful of my hair and jerked me up to a standing position. Meeting my eyes in the mirror, he said, "Now get yourself off." I put my hand bet
Choices: The Birthday Gift
Choices: The Birthday Gift by patricia51© Barbara Clausen stepped from her car and handed the keys to the valet. He took them and handed her a receipt. Giving the young man a smile, she headed for the glass doors leading into the restaurant side of the sprawling building. She saw her image reflected in the glass. She also saw the young man pausing before getting into her car to park it. He was watching her with a bit of admiration on his face. Well, it was nice to be admired. Barbara was 56 years old but had stayed in good shape, working out and watching her diet. In fact, she was in better shape now than she had been for years, ever since her girlfriend Lee had convinced her to join a gym now that the two of them led a life that was not so regimented. She couldn't resist adding a bit of extra sway to her walk as her heels clicked over the concrete. She grinned to herself as the valet finally tore his eyes from her legs and bottom and climbed into her car. The doorman pulle
theres nothing like the smoke u blow out....i never understood why so many people like it...but i dont do it to get spun or anything like that lol...i just love that thick cloud of smoke u other drug does that really....or doing a line and having smoke come out ur can someone tell me that isnt awsome no means in any way shape or form am i a tweeker or anything....i just like dope lol...
Chocolate by orestes_19 © Shay could not sleep. Chocolate probably wouldn't help matters, she reasoned. Nevertheless, it called to her as she stood in front of the open fridge. She snapped two pieces off, enjoying the chilled air against her hot-night skin. As the first piece began to melt against her tongue, she padded back into the bedroom, letting her eyes wander slowly across the curves of her sleeping lover. Shay swallowed heavily. The curtains billowed as a gentle breeze moved through the open window. It brushed at her bare nipples as she gently pulled the cotton sheet down over her lover's tanned thighs. Fair's fair – if she could not sleep then neither would Becky! Shay then knelt at the base of the bed with the remaining chocolate melting between her finger and thumb. She smiled to herself and ever so gently parted Becky's legs by drawing her left knee outwards as she slept soundly on her back. Shay would never bore of the sight of that pussy – it was pure perfection.
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Chica's First Story
Chica's First Story by VampireSmurf © "What the hell are they doing?" My friend, Brad, asked as we pulled up behind a stopped vehicle. The blue Subaru's engine was still running and its two occupants were rummaging around the backseat for something. The driver, a teenage girl, probably not that much older than myself, had turned on the interior light and was apparently bitching at her similar companion. The night was still young, at only 7 o'clock, but it was all ready pitch black. The dark sky was daintily filled with twinkling stars. A beautiful night for November. Because of the warmish weather, there was a last minute party at the pit, a couple of towns over. Brad and I never miss a pit party. Being as impatient as he is, Brad honked the horn of his Ford Ranger. The driver of the Subaru looked up from her search and extended a long, gorgeous middle finger. With that, I hopped out the truck and, while walking towards the car, pulled my short, black, tight skirt down a bit,
Feelings strong but time is forever lost. Life moves along as it always has. You stand still as the world around moves in fast forward. Your heart aches for the love that you will never get back. Hopes and dreams all stolen, ripped away, and torn apart. Time eases the pain although the aching never goes away. Trying to pick up the thing that you once called your life...trying to put back the pieces of the puzzle where they seem to fit into place. Feelings of hurt, anger, and confusion seem to settle into place as we find ourselves taking our frustrations out on the world around us. Not aware of the destruction that has become the person of which we once were. Thoughts filled with questions that have no answers. We wear a mask for all those who see us; for they will never know who truely lies beneath it.
Cheyenne Learns From Her Roommate
Cheyenne Learns from Her Roommate by SexxxyAM © I've always been the shy and quiet type. I never stood out in a crowd, I never tried to get attention from boys. Back in high school, I'd come straight home from school and go straight to my room and study, or watch t.v. That's just always who I was, until I met Sasha. Sasha was my college roommate when I first started going to Tremaine. It was a whole new experience for me, living away from home, and especially so far. I was from the Chicago suburbs, this was whole new territory living in the big city. I'd been to Chicago before, but always with my parents. The first day I met her, I was already pretty much moved in and my parents had left. She walked through the door, with a short plaid skirt on a pink baby tee, sucking on a sucker, and loudly introduced herself. She was an Olive complexion, with long brown shiny hair that came down past her shoulders. She was obviously good-looking, but I assumed she would be wild. I was righ
Cheerleading Camp
Cheerleading Camp by HSWriter © Sara was awakened by the usual sound of her loud, annoying alarm. "Damn thing." she thought, "I wish I could figure out how to set it so that the radio goes off instead of the alarm." She rolled over in her bed and hit the snooze bar, quickly glancing at the clock. 4:35. Great. Four thirty five on a Saturday morning. She gently slipped her smooth teenaged body out from underneath her cool silk sheets. Her legs were long and firm. She had a gorgeously firm, round rear end which all the other girls admired. Her hips were slim. She had a tight, firm stomach which lead up to her perky, taught breasts. She walked over to her dresser and looked herself over in the tall mirror. She was wearing a black, silk bra and white cotton panties. She held her hands beneath her breasts and fluffed them up. She wore a 34B. She was embarrassed that her friend Amy was, as she said, "absolutely gorgeous". Amy had a very nice body. She had round, firm, 36C brea
Chance Meeting
Chance Meeting by X_Chrissy_X © I was walking down the street one day on my way to the shopping mall. When I noticed this 18-year-old beauty bending over wearing this spandex-jogging suit. I Slowed to take in the full view her nice tight rounded firm ass. Her long beautiful legs as she stood up I noticed her firm 36c breasts she had a nice face red hair green eyes and a set of pout lips begging to be kissed. As I walked by I smiled at her and she smiled back I walked in front of her I bended over to pick up something I dropped so I could giver her this view and as I bended over my skirt raised giving her a view of my tight little thong hugging my ass and crotch. I looked back a little and she was staring right between my legs, which I loved. As I stood up she walked towards me and said hello my name is Karen. Hi I’m Chrissy. We exchanged pleasantries. And we decided to go get some coffee together. We sat there drinking coffee getting to know each other better. After a couple of
Chance by smhgirl2002 © Walking lazily along the hot pavement I pass a store window, the mannequin's chic clothing catching my eye. Taking only a few more steps, my eyes still glued on the sparkling blue halter top I accidentally bump into someone also on the sidewalk. My hand immediately rests on her arm as I begin to apologize profusely. The woman is on her cell phone and she quickly ends the conversation and flips the phone shut. Her eyes meet mine, sizing me up, evaluating me. Does she think my apology is false? The woman was only an inch shorter than myself, her green eyes easy to get lost in. I softly blush as I realize I had been staring a moment too long. "Again I am so sorry miss." "Perhaps you should venture inside and try on the lovely top?" How did she know I was interested in the shirt? She must have been watching me, but then why did she allow me to bump into her? Apparently she could tell by my expression what I was thinking. Her lips formed into a strikin
A Chance Encounter
A Chance Encounter by gen_man69© Hannah was 22 and until the day she went for the movie Basic Instinct 2, she never realized a certain unique interest of hers. It may be unfair to say that she is attracted both the sexes, since what happened that day was not initiated by her, but by an older lady that she happened to meet at the cinema by accident or fate, she would never know. Hannah was a pretty young thing. Her short blond hair gave her a boyish look until your gaze swept down to the rest of her body. There was nothing boyish about this young lady. Her hips were full, and she had an impressive chest bordering on a 34 d cup that she generally tried to hide with a smaller bra size. This had an alarming habit of pushing up her bra to accentuate her cleavage that forced her to wear high necked t-shirts. However, her flat tummy and unassuming face that was prettier than most girls were the very reasons why men as well as women looked at her more than twice. Hannah had long ago g
Cells I put my head under the flow of water and let roll down my naked body. I could here foot steps behind me. I quickly turned around and it was her. I watched as she put down her weapons and unbutton her shirt, her badge shimmered in the light that hung over head. I stepped down from the shower . Droplets dripped down every curve that my body possessed. A look of complete awe sat on officer Mclone's face. "I could get fired for this but I need to feel you." The ocean blue shirt that dawned her with authority slid down her arms and calmly rested on the floor. Her perky nipples protruded through her white cotton t-shirt. "We cannot do this, I refuse for you to get fired." I backed up and went back into the shower. She walked into the shower after me and held my waist. I laid my head back on her shoulder. "Please, I want to touch you but most of all I want you to touch me. Samora everyday I watch you in the cafe while you eat with the other inmates and wish that
Cellblock Lesbians
Cellblock Lesbians by leanne2k © Britney Smith was tried and convicted of a crime she did not commit. The judge who never believed her innocence was harsh with her sentence: She was to spend two years in a women's prison. Even though she was really innocent, she decided not to appeal until she found a better lawyer. Britney reported to prison almost immediately after her trial. She was stripped searched, relieved of her jewelry, and issued new prison clothes. As she was walking to her cell, the other female inmates were making cat calls and such towards her. She was put in her cell and realized that she wasn't alone (prison guard) "Ok Julie here's your new cellmate." The prison guard left. Britney was all alone with her cell mate Julie. Julie stood about five and a half feet tall, red hair, tanned body, and about a c cup in breast size. Julie noticed how Britney looked. Five feet three inches tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, tanned, and she wasn't for sure, but it looked like
Celia And Georgie
Celia and Georgie by celiacapiella © Celia. What a woman. Long slender legs, pure skin, and womanly figure. Ripe for the plucking. Twenty-seven and sure of herself, she walks with the grace of a ballerina, long auburn hair cascading over her delicate shoulders, almost reaching the soft rise of her perfect arse. God, I wish I was like her. She stole my lover, and I hate her. But how can I be so angry at such a beauty? Simple. I want revenge. We were lying in bed, my body pressed against Kali's back. I was trying to encourage a response along the lines of the coital, blowing in her ear, whispering my fingertips on her skin, but never expected, "Oh Lee-lee... Mmm... Don't stop..." Being christened Tay, I felt a little lost for words. Unabated, my fingers stuttered their way from her hips, over her stomach to gently cup her breast. She sighed (as she is want to do) and moaned, "Oh Lee-lee". Again, I was rather taken aback. Who did she think was touching her? Who the hell
Caught Wet Handed
Caught Wet Handed by Roxy the Goth © They knew they did not have much time. Heather would only be in class for another forty-five minutes and then she would come back to the room. Tonya didn't care. To her it was all Candy's fault anyway. If she hadn't worn that Catholic School girl outfit to poly sci then she wouldn't have been so fucking horny to start with. Well, to be honest, Candy always looked good. She was five six but with long legs. Her hair was dyed an intense Manic Panic red this week and cut in a long bob. Besides Candy's large breast, what turned her on the most was the tattoos that ran down her back. Interlocking dragons ran from the base of her neck to the small of her back. This gave Candy a true hard edge in Tonya's mind. Not that she felt left out in the looks department either. She herself was five-seven and in really great shape. Her breast were smaller but much more sensitive to the touch. She hoped that she would pick-up more of Candy's natural 'freaknes
Should Cheaters Get A Second Chance
Does your significant other deserve a second chance after you found out they cheated on you?
Caught On Tape
Caught on Tape by evanrulzz © Carla carried the wax covered tray of cookies she'd just baked to her next door neighbor Julie and Jeff's house. Cutting through the only opening in the dense shrubs between the two homes. Being careful not to be poked by the pointy brush that pulled and tugged at her tight purple blouse and black mini-skirt. She liked making treats for her friends and neighbors since her recent divorce. Hand delivering them gave her a chance to chat and not feel so lonely. Besides, living far out in the country there wasn't a whole lot for a retired adult film star to do. Luckily none of her neighbors recognized her or so she thought. Carla walked under the fragrant canopy of pines surrounding Julie and Jeff's ranch home. Pine needles crunching under her sandled feet. Carla wondered if she was dressed a little too provocative? She still had the body of a dancer and her mini skirt barely covered her seductive tear drop ass. Carla dismissed her reservations. She stil
Caught In The Act Ch. 1
Caught in the Act Ch. 1 by Mary Q. Contrary © I found my roommate's stash of sex toys and porn by complete least, that's what I told myself. I know now that I wasn't really looking for her notes from our Survey of US History Class in the drawer that she keeps locked; I really knew what was in that drawer. When I finally found the key to the locked drawer and opened it, my faint surprise was directed more toward the vast variety and number of sex toys and tapes that Lisa owned. I've known since the day I moved into the dorm room that my roommate loves sex and loves toys. Every weekend she brings home another girl. Sometimes, she asks me to sleep in our suitemates' room. Other times, she sighs in disgust and asks the girl if they can go to her room. Lately, however, she has been bringing girls back and then talking for a while, waiting for the sleeping pill she slips in my tea to work. I finally caught on to what was happening and decided that two can play at thi
Caught In A Spider's Web
Caught in a Spider's Web by Kansas © "I've got a wild one for you tonight, Bel!" "Hi, Margie!" The black jailer looked up from the novel she had only just started reading but was already bored with. "What have you got for me?" "Public intoxication. Her boyfriend was pulled over for D.U.I. He's being booked next door." At that point the female police officer pulled into view her protesting female blonde prisoner so that Bella could see her for the first time. "This one wouldn't have been charged at all except that she couldn't keep her big mouth shut during her boyfriend's arrest." Bella took a good look at the handcuffed girl that officer Margie Carson held firmly in her grasp. She was quite pretty, her age in the low twenties, with silky shoulder-length hair now askew, a beautiful face with slightly smeared lipstick, and a sexy, slender body clad in a very short, rumpled pink mini-dress with matching high-heeled pumps. She struggled ineffectively in the policewoman's gras
Cat Burglar
Cat Burglar by MasterJekyll © My name is Carol, I rob houses. I am not your conventional break in while they are gone robber, I prefer to do it while they are there sleeping. The proverbial cat burglar, so to speak. I had been keeping tabs on little Ms. Liana for about six months now. In watching her I noticed we shared one thing in common, we are both lesbians. In the six months I have watched her, four different women crossed her thresh-hold, not once a man. I learned from the local papers that she inherited billions from a distant Uncle, she must have left an impression in his heart. She was not rich when this happened so I could only imagine the riches in that mansion. Give poor people money and they are lost at first, overwhelmed, prime for the taking. Buying things they really don’t need just because they have the money. She wasn’t working but instead enjoying her newfound wealth. She was out at all hours of the night on the weekends, but time and time again, Mond
Cassandra & Carolyn
Cassandra & Carolyn by Christian Black © Cassandra and I had only been together for less than a month. You know how it is. Those first few weeks of wild, crazy love when you can’t get enough of one another. We were both eighteen and sex was still a new, forbidden thing of wonder. Our bodies were each, for the other, like untested carnival rides. We fucked a lot. I mean, a lot. My Dad worked days and her Mom worked nights, so there was always a place we could go. If, by some fluke, both our parents were home, we would go for long drives to secluded spots. Either that or over to my friend Greg’s house. He had a pool and a hot tub, as well as a well-stocked bar and perpetually absent parents. Jesus, we did it until we simply couldn’t do it anymore. Luckily, at eighteen, I got hard-ons about seven times a day. Believe me when I tell you that not many of them went to waste. I must have spent a couple hundred dollars on condoms and, if we ever found ourselves without, we’d simply suck
Casino by carieta © The air had become thick with cigarette smoke and I struggled not to cough. I wore my blonde hair in a chignon and a sleek, red dress clung to every curve of my figure. I avoided wearing too much make-up, preferring to accentuate my best features: my eyes and my lips. I’ve always looked forward to a round in the casino. It brings me closer to my father, who had both lived and worked there until the day he died. Growing up, I lived a divided life: my mother’s home and my father’s gambling. When my father returned home from work each night he would climb the stairs to say goodnight. No matter how tired I felt I would always plead with him to tell me all about his evening. He would lower his voice and lean close as if he did not wish my mother to hear. I used to laugh and enjoy the little secrets we shared. I was not aware of my mother’s concern at the time. She later told me that she had often wished he would not tell stories about his sordid lifestyle.
Cashmere by lesbiaphrodite© The writer walked into the café off of Union Square as she so often did in the afternoon when the work was not coming as she wished it to and she took a seat in the corner. She was what one would describe as a dark woman. Not so much because of her skin tone, because it was in fact of the palest and most beautiful hue imaginable. Yet there was something in her almond-shaped brown eyes and her long mane of chestnut-colored tresses that made her seem dark. She had a look that was simply arresting. Her aquiline nose and pink full lips were perfectly symmetrical. And though she looked somewhat restrained to the untrained eye, there was something in the way she swayed her hips when she moved and in the way she swung her hair back away from her face and ran her fingers through it that seemed deliberately provocative. Today, she was wearing a black turtleneck sweater, a black leather jacket and black denim pants that were set off by shiny black boots. Sitt
Cary And Lilith
Cary and Lilith by Windstalker © “Tabitha is such a bitch!!! I hate her so much!” Lilith vented to her best friend, as they walked together. “Cheer up Lilith, she can’t be that horrendous. But then again, I don’t work with her…” Cary laughed and tossed her golden head. She sucked on the lollipop in her hand. “Yeah yeah, not all of us are rich you know.” Lilith muttered. She stung a little bit from what Cary had said. Cary never understood anything because she was a wealthy little brat. She had parents that could do more than provide for her, unlike Lilith whose parents could barely get by as it was. She knew that paying for university next year would be horrible, and she didn’t know how she would scrounge up enough cash to pay for it all. Car’s tinkling laughter broke through her thoughts. “Yes, it is nice being rich. No worries at all.” Lilith glared at her but she didn’t seem to notice. Finally they arrived at Cary’s house. They were spending Friday night together watch
Carrie by Cherry_Blossom_ © I remember well the night that I first met Carrie - It was a Friday night and I was on a business trip at a hotel. She was my waitress, and apart from being very friendly she was absolutely gorgeous. She has very dark hair, a beautiful delicate face with sharp inquisitive eyes that contrast her softer features. There was nothing electrical or even out of the ordinary, however - she simply brought me my coffee and a piece of cheesecake, smiling. I would look up from my work to watch her with the other customers - fending off advances from half-drunk businessmen trying to escape their wives, sighing slightly when she got a bad tip. 'She's cute as hell' I thought to myself when I watched her pouring drinks and talking with the barman - apparently friendly enough with him but not flirty. I went over more boring info about what kinds of makeup compliment Asian skin tones the best, what the newest trendy diets were and whether they actually helped or harmed yo
Carpet Soaker
Carpet Soaker by Spiewgels© Please vote for my story. I'm thinking of more chapters to come, if the response is good. But if not, I know I need to start with something else. The public comments will be on if you have something you'd like to add or want me to know. ******** I'm still not sure that this happened, but the recurring dreams I have at night seem to confirm the reality of the situation. This is about what happened at the end of my junior year in college. My last two weeks of school were hell, as I tried cramming for several difficult courses for finals. My roommate Jessica and I decided to get a load off from all the hard work by going to the local bar and seeing what unfortunate guys would drool over our barely covered breasts and asses, eventually stepping up to the plate to buy us drinks. I'm no user, by all means, but a girl has to have her perks. My roommate Jessica has been a dancer for ten years and her body told the story well. She had a lithe form,
Caroline by Bones Malone © I’d like to share with you all what happened on the day when everything changed for me. It’s a story that needs to be told, so credit can be given to a woman who deserves it. That woman’s name is Caroline Fitzgerald, better known to you as Carmen Cantrell. Back then I was fresh out of high school. Don’t ask me how I suddenly ended up in the porn industry, but there I was, doing small to medium roles, sucking dicks here and there, and trying to make it big like all the rest. It was a typical day at first. I came out of the locker room wearing my costume, (which consisted of a thin choker around my neck and high heels, nothing else), and made my way down to the set. Passing the male crewmembers in the halls still made my heart race back then. They were fully clothed of course and I wasn’t. It took me months to get used to their stares but it was always exciting. I looked good, really good, and they all knew it, but I just didn’t have the confidence, a
Carmen's First Fisting
Carmen's First Fisting by pussylove69 © There she was now. Tied to the bed of this woman almost 20 years older. Arms and legs spread wide. Her pussy open for Chris to see. And Chris obviously enjoyed it to watch her. She was sitting on the bedside, letting her soft hand glide slowly and tenderly along her naked body. "You are so beautiful, Carmen, your nice-shaped firm breasts, these long brown hair, your slim body and most of all I love this thick bush of pubic hair…" With these words she let her fingers caress Carmen's Pubic area, she played with the bush of dark pubic hair. Chris was naked too. Carmen adored this so beautiful mature woman. Chris was over 40, but still had quite a slim, but very soft body, with curves exactly at the right places. Her tits were a very good handful, not as firm as Carmen's anymore, but very sexy shaped and so soft. Her skin too was very soft and quite pale and in contrast to Carmen her pubic area was completely shaved. Her face was beautiful
Carla by Tawny Brown © "Look, Carla, you have to come with me. Steve can't go and leave his cousin at home alone, since he invited the guy to come for a visit, and I can't go if I'm alone with them. You don't have to like him, just go. Please. Do it for me? I knew Carla would not say no to me. She never said no to me, no matter what I asked of her. But there was a reason for it. She wouldn't say no because she couldn't stand the thought of me being with someone else. The relationship we had was that way. The two of us had both turned 18 six months before. Carla was exactly seven days older than me, and always liked to remind me that she'd be the first one to reach legal drinking age, as if that made a difference for Carla. As young as we were, I don't think we really understood the dynamics of our relationship and what it meant for us then, or in our futures. We just knew that there was something short of actual electricity between us just by occupying the same room. This
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Captured by mikec1010 © "You know what I don't like about her," said Anita, the tall statuesque blonde, "is that she thinks she is better than the rest of us." "I'll second that," said Carol as she sipped on her wine, while sitting in Anita's family room. "Well," said Cindy the redhead, "I think her problem is that she and her husband don't have enough sex." The three women laughed out loud as Carol said, "Well, to listen to the ice queen, Miss Lisa, she said, 'women just don't need sex like men do.'" The three laughed again. "She always acts so prim and proper," added Cindy, "I wonder if that woman has ever even had an orgasm?" "Surely she has had them when she masturbates," added Carol. Anita laughed and said, "I don't believe she would soil her fingers. Too messy. She is such a priss. She is always looking down her nose at us. Like her shit doesn't stink." All three women laughed hysterically at that last comment. As they drank the wine was having its desi
Captivated By Nightshadethorn
Captivated by NightshadeThorn© Music pounded around her. The club was an exclusive one, and had only the best DJ's turning on any given night. The floor literally vibrated under her feet. She looked at the bouncer that let her in without issue, then at the writhing mass of bodies visible beyond the door. Swathed in light that shifted like water, the strobes gave an interesting effect to the already interesting décor of the club. Despite the pristine white columns, giving a very Romanesque feeling to the building, it was more the type of place one would expect to see a vampire, were they to really exist. Dark, shadowed, and very much gothic, as the light shifted, one could see the blood-red marbling on those otherwise perfect pillars. She turned a full circle, amazed with the dark, gothic beauty of the place. Soon, she was pulled into the mass of dancing bodies in the center. It was an all women's club, most of the members were lesbians, and of very high socioecon
Captivated By Nightshadestar
Captivated by NightshadeStar © Music pounded around her. The club was an exclusive one, and had only the best DJ's turning on any given night. The floor literally vibrated under her feet. She looked at the bouncer that let her in without issue, then at the writhing mass of bodies visible beyond the door. Swathed in light that shifted like water, the strobes gave an interesting effect to the already interesting décor of the club. Despite the pristine white columns, giving a very Romanesque feeling to the building, it was more the type of place one would expect to see a vampire, were they to really exist. Dark, shadowed, and very much gothic, as the light shifted, one could see the blood-red marbling on those otherwise perfect pillars. She turned a full circle, amazed with the dark, gothic beauty of the place. Soon, she was pulled into the mass of dancing bodies in the center. It was an all women's club, most of the members were lesbians, and of very high socioeconom
New To Fu!
So I'm still groping my way around the 'bar, getting to know people, and apparently getting sh*tfaced in the process. Thanks so much to all the people who've given me lovin' (not to mention drinks!) and to my fan-freaking-tastic roomie for getting me hooked! I'll post some new pics after a few nights out. I'll try to remember the camera.
Capital Hill Diner
Capital Hill Diner by LolaRunsHere © One of my best friends is Taneesha Williams. There is no glamour to the fact that Taneesha is one of D. C.‘s street whores. I met her one evening while waiting for an informant in an all night diner on the wrong side of town. I am a statuesque woman, 6’2”, with pendulous hips. I also do not have a spare ounce of flesh on my body due to my rigorous workouts, and regular tennis, racquetball, and golf games. Taneesha, however, was thick and juicy. I’m the palest, milky whit with inky, black curls that fall below my waist. Taneesha is the darkest shade of black and completely bald. Her make-up is heavy, her clothing is skimpy, tight, flashy and trashy, and she is salty and loud. Her pimp is her father, Jacob. He is a merciless bastard that defies science by staying alive after nearly thirty years of heroin usage. After an hour of waiting, I paid my bill, added a hefty tip, paid the kids watching my car and was about to drive away when Taneesha ca
Carissa's Payment
Carissa's Payment Carissa Licari had gotten married at 22, twenty days after she got her degree. She was now 28 and tired of it all. She cooked, she cleaned and she fucked him every Saturday night whether she wanted to or not. She took cooking classes to make sure she could serve gourmet meals to her husband's clients. She took French classes when her husband's company transferred him to France. They had put off having kids because he was afraid it would hinder his career. Enough was enough, it was her turn. She talked to a few of her friends and got the name of an attorney that was well known for handling divorces. She was tough and only handled the woman's side. She sounded just like what Carissa needed. She called and made an appointment for the next week. A sense of calm came over her. Carissa walked into the office. It was decorated all in blues and cream. Very expensive furniture and artwork decorated the office. The receptionist took her name and told her t
You ever wish you could get a "do over" on life's situations? If you had one wish to do something over, what would it be? For me...there's so many things I wish I could do over again. Make things right... So many wrong decisions that I made... If I had one wish, it would be to mend my heart and repair what I've done. To undue my mistakes for just a minute, to go back and think twice about the decision I was making. There isn't a day that goes by, that I wish I could be in your arms. To feel your embrace. To feel your love. To feel your breath on my neck, as you remind me how much I'm loved by you. To look into your eyes and see my world on a silver platter.. I want to be able to lay under the stars with you, to rest on my head on your chest and hear your heart synchronize with mine. I want to be able to wrap my arms around you and give you all those special kisses and looks, that only you deserve. I'd do anything for you babe. I want you to be know that. I want to feel your han
Candi by Carol Marie © I told you I didn't want to come out tonight, this isn't my scene. You should have just come with yourself", I said protesting before we had even made it into the club. "Stop your sniveling. We are here, aren't we? Now let's go in and meet some new womyn." I didn't say another word, instead followed her into the dimly lit club. It was a little after 11 pm. on Tuesday, Americas Natal Anniversary. We already had been to maybe 5 other clubs when we both were handed a flyer at the one of the clubs, announcing a party for the curious minded BDSM explorers. It wasn't my scene, but Jac liked to play there, so being I was out with her for the evening, there I was at The Dungeon. The place was packed. Gyrating bodies in scantily clad leather and chains danced wildly to the hypnotic beat. As we made our way to the bar, I noticed a banner on the back wall that read ' Private Party'. Jac quickly excused herself and made her way towards the party room. I, on t
Cancun by upickthen© The sexual tension had been building up for months, a little wink here, and a small comment there. Tasha and Christy both felt it but these two best friends never really acted on it. Maybe they thought it would ruin their marriages but both knew it would never ruin the relationship they shared. The two had done a little experimenting in the past but nothing like this. Tasha came up with the idea that Christy and she should take a vacation, just the two of them to Mexico. Christy thought that was a great idea, within a month they were on the beach watching a live band and rubbing on the lotion. On the third night as the band played the ladies drank margaritas with reckless intent. After more than enough Christy and Tasha began it make their way back to the room, which they shared. "You know I could go for another margarita, oh and a hot senorita!" Tasha said. "Well I don't have your margarita but I am very sure I could be a hot senorita for you!"
Campus Toilet Orgasm
Campus Toilet Orgasm by L.Fortune West © "Miss Waites, err, Sophia. I am sorry to bring such a delicate matter up but, errr.... Not to put too fine a point on it... erm. Ok I'll come right out with it. The campus is alive with rumors about a sexual liaison between you and some of your male students. Something of a scandal seems to be in the offing. I felt the need to consult you about it." Professor Donald Manzarek is my boss. He's a boring, old, low paid fart, fighting alcoholism and terminal bachelorhood. He probably hasn't been able to get it up in the last ten years. He's coming across like a Victorian clergyman. I want to slap him. But I can't. He's head of faculty. "Donald, the rumors are that I got drunk at a house party being held for one of my PE student's nineteenth birthday, and then had group sex with three boys, from the course. The allegations are, needless to say, untrue. In fact they are quite ridiculous. I haven't found the right moment to tell you before sin
Campfire Kisses
Campfire Kisses by Sean Renaud © "It's beautiful out here." Sara said as she stood at the edge of the path staring down the beautiful mountainside. It had just rained so the normal dry golden hue was replaced with a field of bright green vegetation as far as the eye could see. Up above the sky was flawless blue with only a single lazy white cloud hovering aimlessly over head. "Yes it is." Rachel replied as she stepped up beside her. "I'm so glad we came out here today. I just don't get nearly enough spare time, but with the holidays. . ." She smiled pushing her reddish brown hair away from her soft brown eyes. She was a beautiful mixture of black and Indian that gave her the best features of all races. Rachel's eyes were beautiful a beautiful almond shape with sooty lashes that always looked made up. Her high cheek bones gave her the smile of a model and she was constantly smiling about one thing or another. She'd been gifted with a curvy body, full heavy breasts that always see
For All My Friends And Family
this song is the shit and fits "me and my gang" well!!!! Rascal Flatts - Me lyrics MERRY MEET AND BLESSED BE
The Call Girls
The Call Girls by Bill Dada © "Hi dear, are you done for the day?" "Yes, I just finished up. In fact if they don't change the schedule, I'm finished for the rest of the week." "Mmmmuum, that's perfect. It's been four weeks since I've seen you, I bet you would love to play tonight?" "Yeh, that sounds like a great idea. Is Jenny in bed already?" "To tell you the truth, I don't know. I do know she is having a sleepover with Jody tonight and I thought it would be fun to have a little slumber party of my own. Remember Carla?" "Your Brazilian friend from college, with the long black hair and the mouth wateringly large ta tas?" "That's right, she's sitting right next to me. She is wearing a skintight black velvet vest that displays quite a bit of her mouth-watering cleavage. In fact as we are talking I am running my fingertips over her velvet covered tits and I'm quite wet at the thought of sliding her vest off and sucking on one of her nipples until it hardens in my mou
The Cabin
The Cabin by margo_x_x © Cold wind, laced with snow, whirled around the outside of the cabin. Inside, a wood-burning stove kept it incredibly warm. It was one of the few things the petite black girl was grateful for. "Hush little baby, don't you cry," sang the middle-aged white woman as she dragged the brush through the black girl's hair. "You have lovely hair, Tamaqua. Lovely hair and a lovely name." Alyssa's squirming had no effect on the strong woman; she just kept brushing and talking as if Alyssa was cooperating. The cloth gag in her mouth was the most infuriating part. It was bad enough to be bound hand and foot, but only making a muffled sound when she wanted to scream was driving her crazy. She hadn't given a damn about anything when she'd stormed off her job that morning, and cared even less when her piece of crap car died in the West Virginia hills before noon. Her entire life had turned into such total shit that she just left the damn thing and started wal
The Cab Ride
The Cab Ride by analyzeme2 © I smelt her before I ever saw here. The sweet succulent cologne she wore wafted through the air as she walked briskly past me, my backside to her, making its way into my nasal cavity causing my head to snap in her direction. "What is it?" April, the friend I was talking to asked me. "Did you smell that?" I asked with a sense of urgency, like I was asking if she knew whether the shot that killed Kennedy came from the schoolbook depository or the grassy knoll. "Smell what?" She responded with a questioning look in her eye. "That woman who just walked by. Do you know her?" I asked referring to the strong sexy butch that was now standing at the bar ordering a drink. "Can't say that I've ever seen her before. But fuck, she's hot." April replied as her eyes examined the specimen who had introduced herself to me with her pheromones. "You're kidding, right? You fucking know everyone, but you don't know who she is?" I was hopping April was giving
Calling All Girls
Calling All Girls by tayla7 © When I turned on my computer this morning, I had an e-mail from a woman with whom I went to college. The message included an invitation to come and spend a weekend in Atlanta. Fortunately, my husband would be in Europe the weekend she suggested. This would be perfect. New Orleans is only about a ten hour drive from Atlanta. And it had been a while since I'd seen the scenery along the way. A late spring drive would be just lovely. I e-mailed my travel plans and counted away two weeks. I spotted her outside a rest station with her thumb out and a sign that read "Atlanta, please!" She looked young--19 or 20. Medium-tall, shapely in a pair of tight jeans with strategically placed rips, white t-shirt with no bra, dark sun glasses and a baseball cap hiding her hair and its color .She looked harmless. I could use the company, I mused. "Hi. I'm going to Atlanta. Want a lift?" "That would be great. I'll be glad to repay you," she answered, smiling.
Call Me Friday
Call Me Friday by aquaglide1 © Call me Friday. No I mean call me on Friday. I’ll be ready for anything. Friday’s the only day worth a goddamn. You’ve got Friday night and 2 days ahead of you. The possibilities are limitless. It’s like when you were in school; at the beginning of a semester…well you remember all the good things you were going to accomplish. Go to class regularly, do your reading assignments all that shit. Uh huh, by Sunday (equals end of semester) all you’ve got, if you’re lucky, is a hangover. Enough philosophizing, Friday doesn’t need any help or analysis, it is pure, it stands alone, a beacon of hope at the end of a shitty week. There I go again. Ok, I unlock the door. The key works the very first time. An omen of good things to come. At the kitchen counter my fingers around the new bottle of tonic water. It is amazing how plastic can be so rigid. I mean all it has in it is liquid, a nice soft substance and air, so where does the rigidity come from? Yeah I kn
Calcutta Servant Girl
Calcutta Servant Girl by eroticaressa © We'd been two years living in Calcutta when my life changed forever. My husband, Peter, was a high-tech hired gun who'd been brought in by a powerful new Indian computer conglomerate to straighten out the problems that often came to companies that grew too fast. Pete had just finished up grad school at MIT and his skills had started to come in great demand. The company was flying us out first class and had found us an incredibly luxurious home in a fashionable part of Calcutta and they'd already hired us a cook, a maid, and a yard man! In Boston, I was supporting the two of us on my lowly boutique shop-girl's salary while Peter went through school and we could barely afford rent and food, forget about the "luxe" life. The idea of being a lady of leisure surrounded by an attentive staff was the stuff dreams were made of and I was packed and ready to go as soon as the offer was made. I promptly tossed all my heavy winter things and went
Cake by Unsung Muse © In loving memory of Colleen Thomas, A.J.M., Lemon Pound Cake, & 'snow-forts' built of Scottish quilts… ~ Penny stepped through the open sliding doors -- a tattered yellow patchwork quilt, well-loved-to-lumpy, the only buffer between her steam-fresh flesh and this new brisk sting of the seasons' first snowfall. The makeshift cloak proved more cumbersome than cozy, as she tried to keep it in place with one hand and bent to trail her fingers through a perfect unmarked drift. "Snow doesn't taste the same as it did when I was a kid." Penny closed her eyes and brushed her fingertips back and forth over chilled lips. She sounded more puzzled than disappointed. From the second-floor balcony, Penny looked out over the sleeping neighborhood. She watched the light dusting of white -- rise, shift, swirl, and fall -- collect into assorted points and peaks atop the single-story buildings and silent bungalows. "Wool..." Kate mused -- her voice s
Cable Is The Coolest
Cable Is the Coolest by KinkyChemist © Looking through the peephole, my eyes were blessed with a beautiful and unexpected sight. When I signed up for cable service, I expected the stereotypical large sweaty cable guy to do the installation, not the lovely feminine creature standing on my doorstep. She was tall and slender with dark brown hair tied back in a 1940's style chignon at the base of her neck. It was demure yet amazingly sultry at the same time. She was wearing a button down white shirt, her name stitched on it, right under the name of the cable company. The heavy leather tool belt accentuated her waist and shapely buttocks. I opened the door and trying not to act flustered, stumble out a quick, "Hello, come on in." "Thank you, I'm with National Cable, you signed up for service?" "Uh, yes, I did." I could now see that her shirt was sort of see-through, allowing me to make out the white lacy bra underneath it and beneath that the barest outline of large, erec
Oct 12
October 12, 2007 Quote of the Day "Life begets life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich." – Sarah Bernhardt
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless - it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable. - C.S. Lewis
My Soulmate
Tell you what, I really did not ever believe in the whole "Soulnate" thing. I was married for 17 years to an unfaithful and lieing wife. Yes I knew all this but I stayed because of the children. Then about 3 years ago I had had all I could take and left. I grabbed the first thing I could, eye candy, and started a new life. I thought I was "in love". I had no idea!! It didnt take long before it was over and I was alone once more. One day a friend talked me into getting on this sight and meeting people. Had not been here long when I came across the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. I knew she had tobe taken but I wanted to just talk to her. So I did and the more we talked the more I had to talk to her. It got to where I was online all the time talking to her, till I got her to call me. Then things really heated up. I was feeling things I had not ever felt before, about anyone! We talked for about 4 to 5 months before we decided to meet. I saw her at the airport, it was like som
Poem "lovers Sigh"
Lover's Sigh I raise my hand to stroke your face, You kiss me deep; a fierce embrace! I kiss your lips, your cheeks, your eyes, I feel your touch between my thighs... Your moist tongue probes that private place. Empassioned probing sets the pace, Pounding thrusts; a rising tide... I feel your gush as you feel mine! You hold me close and kiss my face, Entwined, we sleep in warm embrace. And as we sleep, a lover's sigh, Escapes my lips unto the sky. by Babs Dahlink
Perfect Ending
Tonight is done, but tomorrow is here. Dont worry my child, bottle up your fear. For i am here to take you away. I have searched so far from here. To pick you out, so shed no more tears. Will you be with me, when the sun shines again. No you will not, because your story has an end. I have told you before, i will not stand again. You will have to take me, Just grab my hand. We are both alone, so into the dark we run. Heres the story, you couldnt tell. What i bring to you is pain. The perfect ending is saved for you to tell.Something so deadly, youll do it so well. I havent begun to tell you what i feel. But once i am gone, it will pass you in time. Hated so much, with all this pain i bury inside. Dont worry i will harm no one at all. Just keep it to myself, and then i will die. All alone and by myself is how i will fall. This is how i wanted it remember what i said. I dont want you to look back just move forward instead. I know one thing and that just might
What Have I Become
What have i become to be so dead inside. Every word i say, and every action so fake. I know nothing of who i am or what i have become. Except for I bring nothing but pain, and tragedy. Why do i feel so weak and powerless today. I have nothing left to carry me on where i am headed. This is the darkness, that has blinded me so brightly. Walking towards, what i want to call the end. What have i become to be so dead inside. Nothing left here to keep me alive. Broken down and tossed aside . I have nothing left, but this dark hole where i lie. Do i really have to tell you whats on my mind. Or can you see the demons in control. I have no choice anymore, i gave up all my chance. Fighting to face this hate, tonight will be the last time. So here i am, take me now, for i have given up all hope. What have i become to be so dead inside. Nothing left here to keep me alive. Broken down and tossed aside. I have nothing left, but this dark hole where i lie. You left me w
~evil~-words From Those Who Should Know
Evil has only the power that we give it. Chapter 52 Literature > Ray Bradbury > Something Wicked This Way Comes Lestat: Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. Movies > Interview with the Vampire (movie) Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Movies > The Usual Suspects Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Movies > The Usual Suspects Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Movies > Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Movies > Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. Movies > Army of Darkness Aaron: Come on, no one's going to be taken in by a guy wit
Broken Dreams And Shattered Hearts
How did i realize that this is a dream. Only to know that what i live is my reality. Wants and needs one person can never have. Dont you know that this is what life is. Testing every moment by taking my time. Knowing that i crave things that arent mine. Who is to tell me i cant have something i want. I bet you dont even know who i am. Broken dreams lead to shattered hearts. Wishing for things in the end that tear us apart. Looking out of your glass window into your heart. Finding what i could never see in theses dreams of mine. Accomplish what you will for the end is close. Dont dream to hard for you will lose all sight. Thinking of everything will bring you nothing but hurt. Take life step by step, through your good days and bad. Dont press on matters that mean nothing right now. Cuz in the end it all works out somehow. At least thats what they tell me, the people who matter. All of our hearts that push, now the pieces they scatter. Because broken dreams
Personal Angel
Where have we all gone, now that the end is here. I have become so empty now that its said and done. You were my friend and now you are gone. As well all say, we will meet again in the end. But i know you will always be there. People say all things happen for a reason. I say bullshit you left us all to soon. I cant believe that i cant see you again. You were my brother and now you are gone. But i know you are always in my heart. One of the greatest people i had ever met. Taken from me like it was nothing at all. I Know you can see how i am now. Nothing, Empty, and broken without you. But i know you will guide me, my own personal Angel. Dont you worry brother, for i am still at your side. Even through the darkest of these hours Feeling like i cant keep pressing forward. I Know you are there at my side. Keep watch over me, my own personal Angel. Times have changed, but only in reality. For in my world you are still here with me. I wont pour out a beer, or li
Out Of Bomb Juice :d
hey all! :D tgif!!!!! i have to work all weekend, but still 8-p i am so tired, and ive been bombing for god knows how long! as of about 1am central time, i am in the lead by over 6,000 points!!! thank you all! i am keeping a running list of all my helpers :) you guys are the greatest!!!! thank you so much for all the love :) it feels real good :) in case you didnt know that im in a contest...i am! :D8-p im trying to win a 7 day blast, so please help me if you are able to!!!! the contest ends on oct 19th, so theres still 7 days left to go... PLEASE CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!!(rate and comment) goodnight all:) i will see you in the morning :) ill be here bombing my happy little ass off 8-p8-p8-p:D:D:D:D love you guys so much!! **muah**
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Final Blow
All these days that we spend alone. Is it hard to realize that were not going anywhere fast? Touching our stars as we dream in our sleep. Nobody to hold, everything to lose and nothing to gain. Pain is our friend, we smile to gain envy. Through our death, we grasp a positive energy. Touch my soul, i have lost it all. Grab my heart, for the pieces have scattered. Where have i gone in this life of mine. Paralyzed to be struck by the final blow. The months they pass us by. Laying in the darkness, as these tears fall. We use our minds to focus on the hate. Asking ourselves, why do we get beat down. No one is left here, just our empty selves. We turn our backs just to walk away. Waiting and watching for our end, our final day. Touch my soul, i have lost it all. Grab my heart, for the pieces have scattered. I have finally given up in this life of mine. Paralyzed, patient for the final blow. Turned my back to all of this world. I cannot continue to take this. Yo
deep inside, at some point we can all die. its not a physical death, but it hurts so much worse. try so hard, but always fall down. striving for something better, something you havent found. digging deep, trying to figure everything out. you think your far ahead, but in reality... your still yet to be found. tumble down, fall on your face. break away, for a time and a place. run away deep inside your mind. a place of serenity, somewhere you will find. touch base, on this fake life you live. play with your dreams, for they are the key. you can do anything if you push the right button. but devistation, comes all of a sudden. to take this chance, your life is your pawn. stand still to long, and ur dead and gone. tumble down, fall on your face. break away, for this time and your place. run away deep inside your heart. this place of darkness, totally torn apart. hold on to this, beautiful dream of mine. for my heart, and my soul will truly beat in time. im h
Thoughts Of Life
These sad days they pass us by. Watching every moment with that evil eye. Unable to tell us exactly whats right. Hoping everyday that they might, Be that last and final push. Toss away your thoughts For they mean nothing to you now. But in this end, it'll never work out. Try to see things even that you can see. To this day its nothing, but your reality. Die another day, live another life. Hate what you have done, And battle through your strife. Unfortunate we are to live through pain. Guiding us all, will we truely ever gain? Live for nothing, but die for all. Fight for everything, always just to fall. In this life we never really achieve. Just to try because its all we believe. I lay back and wait for the end. To have my story close, never to begin. This final moment, this final day. I cease to exsist..... in any form or any way....
Welcome Trina
Let welcome and add her to the family please. ~Trina~Slap Happy Bombers~@ fubar Thanks, BlaZe
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Poem "my Beloved"
My Beloved Oh how I miss you my beloved, yet I am not alone. Mere distance cannot seperate us; we are as one I close my eyes, you are here. I feel your touch, your lips against my throat. It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. I sleep; we meet in dreams. Together we walk on distant shores, Watching the sunsets of another time. Sharing a love that has always been. I awaken; I am alone, Wishing you were here beside me. I am weak my beloved. I crave... I need... I want you. I close my eyes; you are here I feel your touch, your lips against my throat It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. by Babs Dahlink
**you Said**
You said you was completely in Love: So I gave you my Love You said I was your dream come true: So I gave you my dreams You said your Heart beats for me: So I gave you my heart You said nothing to me ever again: So I gave you my pain.
Great Tunes
~Gimme Shelter~Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Ooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very street today Burns like a red coal carpet Mad bull lost your way War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away The floods is threat'ning My very life today Gimme, gimme shelter Or I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It'
Been 3 Months!!! Damn!
Well shit it's been 3 months since I've been here! I guess I have been caught up in life. Being a single mom on my own (with 3 boys)for the 1st time ever has been quite difficult. Nothing easy is worth having though right? Even though I am working 60+ hours a week, hardly get to see my boys, am extremely sleep deprived, and can barely pay bills it's all worth it. Just to be free of all the hostility and negativity that was my marriage. I am my own person, I can think for myself, as silly as it sounds it's a HUGE change for me. I love it. I am finally (at the ripe old age of 32 haha) figuring out who I am and what I want in life and it's interesting, to me anyways. I can't say it too much, I love it! I also want to thank everyone who sent me birthday wishes while I was on hiatus from "fubar", THANKS SO MUCH!! ~Blessed be all~
A Lounge?
I have been thinking about creating a lounge here on fubar where I can go chat with friends when I am online. Do you think it is a good idea? What do you think I should name it if I do one? Thanks for any input. Orgasmic Aimee
Alone Again!
Alone Again! she finishes her meal, alone again....why? she thinks. putting the dishes in the sink, she does not feel like washing them, still wondering why another evening she is alone? she goes out to the porch and sit on the swing, thinking to herself, i wonder what i do to make men not want me? as she swings, she leans back and starts to wonder, think and ponder. she gets up and goes to her bedroom and starts to remove her clothing, first the shorts - then the blouse. she looks at the full length mirror, she stands in her bra and panties and assesses her body. she thinks 'i have full natural breasts and nice round hips', 'i have a flat firm tummy' and she turns 'i have a nice hard round ass'. she looks at herself up and down, she notices her legs - long and thick , athlete's legs. her painted toes and fingers, her naturally straight dark brown hair. her eyes a little brown and her face not to bad to look at. she reaches behind her and undoes her bra, lets it fall to the floor. she
Mcdonald's Monopoly
I'll split the prize money with anyone who has Boardwalk, Pennsylvania Ave., Ventnor Ave., Kentucky Ave., Tennessee Ave., Virginia Ave., Vermont Ave., Short Line RR, or Mediteranean Ave. Seriously. I need the cash.
I Miss Him!
Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne (American Short-Story Writer & Novelist - 1804-1864) There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been! - Percy Bysshe Shelley (English Romantic Poet - 1792-1822) My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane - Robert Frost (American Poet - 1874-1963)
Mumm Bitches
Im in a mumm tonight done by pretty in pink. she goes and deletes almost everyone goes on my [age rips a pic and adds some coloring to it I wanted to share her art work and mine for all to see. personally I think my e kok photo shop is better :)i even make better cum then her hah! Heres her E kok And here is MY E KOK never fuck with a photo shoppin bitch :D
Scared Shitless With No Reception
There is a place called Whitten Wyoming which is about 15 miles outside of Reliance Wyoming on Sweetwater 66. It currently consists of a few old decrepid foundations and a rundown house. My best friend shayla and I went out there because it has been told that satanists go out there and that a few creepy things have happened like on of the roads disappearing and stuff. Going out there was nothing like the stories, It was worse. We had four people in our car and a gun and it was around 8pm. We were told to take the 4th road on the right and go over it then turn around when we got over it and look. You have to count the roads on the way and supposedly the fourth one disappears. We drove on the road for like two miles before we decided to turn around and go back to the house that we had been to over there. One the way back down this road, my heart suddenly started to race and I couldn't breath it was like someone had their hands wrapped around my neck. I tried to find my pulse to concentra
Romance And Relationships
Body: Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one can agree on what it is. Love betters what is best. Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Love is not blind~it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Love is truly a mystery which, when solved, evaporates. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. Love betters what is best. Love conceals all one's faults. To love someone gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. Love is the canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. Love is friendship set to music. Love is the poetry of the senses. Life is the flower for which love is the
See The Ghost Rider Naked
Chilling On My Page
Why do people come to your page all the time and not rate anything??????????
History Of The Witch
Witchcraft (from Old English wiccecræft "sorcery, necromancy"), in various historical, anthropological, religious and mythological contexts, is the use of certain kinds of supernatural or magical powers. A witch (from Old English masculine wicca, feminine wicce, see Witch (etymology)) is a practitioner of witchcraft. The Online Etymology Dictionary states a "possible connection to Gothic weihs "holy" and Ger. weihan "consecrate," and writes, "the priests of a suppressed religion naturally become magicians to its successors or opponents."Witchcraft still exists in a number of belief systems, and indeed there are many today who self-identify with the term "witch". Witches are traditionally stereotyped as being female, however their male equivalents were also often referred to as witches . Probably the most obvious characteristic of a witch was the ability to cast a spell, a "spell" being the word used to signify the means employed to accomplish a magical action. A spell could co
Music Recommendation Of The Moment
Since I'm feeling enthusiastic and even though I've recommended this piece of music before, still, if you like Rachmaninoff's music (and especially his more serious vein - the Corelli variations, his first piano sonata, the Symphonic Dances, the tone poem The Isle of the Dead too) - you may want to give a listen to the music of composer Nikolai Medtner and especially his sonata for piano in E minor, headed with lines from a poem (by Tyutchev) - and given the nickname - "The Night Wind" (Medtner's work was written around 1911, and a score is available here that's public domain in Canada and the US though not in the EU.) Was listening to a performance of this, recorded by Adam Fellegi back in 1989 for Marco Polo (while exercising actually, Wednesday...- listening to a good half-hour-_straight_ of almost unbroken piano music that only gets more exciting towards the end is a great way to ignore the fact that one's getting more sore and more tired, though it's only a half-hour... any
This Is Too Dam Funny~~must Read
The Dam Below is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. (verified at as TRUE) SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity : Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore
Waiting To Exhale.....
Look what came in the mail HIM tickets!!!! I still can't believe I am actually going to see my Ville in person...I haven't been able to catch my breath since I was given the chance to still seems so surreal to me...getting to be in the same place where Ville will be breathing the same air...seeing him with my eyes...hearing him sing live with my ears...I am counting down the days...the hours...the minutes...the seconds...holding my breath...
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Drinkin My Stress Away :)
...somewhere between getting out of my car and punching out to leave class, I lost my damn keys today. Let me just tell you how stressed and crazed I was. Not only because I lost my keys but because of the horrid neighborhood I would have to leave my car in. My school's in the ghetto and cars are constantly getting broken into. So I was flippin the hell out. I searched and searched. Tore my bags apart, looked in cabinets...even the damn trash cans. Friends offered to take me home but I didn't wanna leave my car! Finally, the security guard walked by and I asked him if anyone had turned in some keys? He said "What do they look like?" I described them and before I could finish, took them out of his pocket! We might as well of been in church cuz I thanked Jesus up and down that building! "I love you, John!" then happily skipped to my car. Yes, I skipped. So, thanks to the stress, I am finishin off my bottle of Polish vodka straight from the freezer. You better believe!!!
so im not big on the bloggin but wat the hell.. i really waznt a fan of fubar n my mom accuses me of being addicted..when she is!!! =P newayz 2nite i added shit n watnot so fuckin look at it! lol and ive decided just 4 this point n leveling shit..that ill stop denying every1s friend requests and actually add ppl...just 4 points... but people that r added better talk 2 me! i hate that bs... and yeah ppl in my family is really my family and ppl i fanned...r ppl i talk 2 atleast once a day and ppl i kno!! so..dont tell me 2 fan u er add u 2 my family..cuz if i dont kno u..i wont. simple. =]
Funny Affair Stories
Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secre tary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child h
Thanks Again
thank everyone that helped me out in the contest tonight your all awesome even crazy shannon for the second. ( shannon quit stalking its illegal in all 50 states!) but i do appreciate all your time and effort you put into it.. your all awesome! lots of love to you bama and braves fan and big daddy and kyle and model.. your all awesome and totally stepped it up
I can't get rid of this feeling inside, I'm screaming to break out yet i hide, Lying in silence, wishing we'd never met, That one moment of happiness for a life time of regret. Suffering these memories, torturing my mind, Wishing we'd of tried more, now i'm left behind, I want to move on but like a butterfly in a net, I'm trapped in this moment , a lifetime of regret. I thought the you loved me, I wanted you there, I drowned myself in tears, you didn't care. You wanted to leave, I didn't want you to go yet, Alone with my suffering, my hate and regret. I swallowed your poison, you jokes and lies, And choked on it when we said our goodbyes, I'm stuck in that memory. I'll never forget, One day of happiness for a lifetime of regret.
My Profile...
I was updating my profile the other day and after I submitted it, fubar did a bouncer check and then didn't save my changes and actually deleted my About Me section. I haven't had the time to sit down and rewrite it yet. Sorry. If anyone has any ideas of things I should add to my page, let me know. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee If you read my blogs, please rate them.
I think about the heartbreak, I think about the pain, Thoughts go hazy in my mind, Their advice is in vain. I cut to end my suffering, I cut to feel real, This stinging makes me seem alive, It's all that I can feel. I cry because I love you, I cry because I care, I cry because when I awake, You will not be there...
Just like your heart, your love is pure. Like a never ending candle it will always burn. With out even trying, you make others feel safe, Just by bringing them into your embrace. Your smile and your eyes make others feel warm inside. These are the things that make it hard to deny, The love I feel for you inside, When ever you are near by.
Have You Noticed At Starbucks Lately??
The more complicated the Starbucks >> order, the bigger the >> asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a >> "decaf grande >> half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, >> gingerbread >> cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one >> sweet-n'-Low, and one >> NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. >>
Beware Of This New Scheme
NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.... If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be than
Ok ladies if your bi or lez look me up im not into guys this is my first day on here so show me some love add me and rate me i will be adding my nudes .
New Jersey
The second New Jersey (BB-62) was launched 7 December 1942 by the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard; sponsored by Mrs. Charles Edison, wife of Governor Edison of New Jersey, former Secretary of the Navy; and commissioned at Philadelphia 23 May 1943, Captain Carl F. Holden in command. New Jersey completed fitting out and trained her initial crew in the Western Atlantic and Caribbean. On 7 January 1944 she passed through the Panama Canal war-bound for Funafuti, Ellice Islands. She reported there 22 January for duty with the Fifth Fleet, and three days later rendezvoused with Task Group 58.2 for the assault on the Marshall Islands. New Jersey screened the carriers from enemy attack as their aircraft flew strikes against Kwajalein and Eniwetok 29 January-2 February, softening up the latter for its invasion and supporting the troops who landed 31 January. New Jersey began her distinguished career as a flagship 4 February in Majuro Lagoon when Admiral Raymond A. Spruance, commanding the Fi
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Duracell condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. On-digital condoms - plug and
Rollin Rollin Rollin
just sittin @ home with my crush! love u tae!! were gitten f.u.b.a.r...... blue pills green pills dbl stacks!! chicka chicka whoaaaaaa!!
You know your to horny when ......................... 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job. 2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid. 3) When a hot dog bun just has to do. 4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat. 5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand. 6) You hit on chicks in divorse court. 7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid. 8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep. 9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone. 10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool. 11) All your wrinkles have diserpared 12) The crack of dawn look good. 13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls. 14)When your dog hides from you. 15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock. 16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left. 17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets you hard. 18)When the highlight of your day is turning the washer on fast spin. 19) The s
I will most likely not be on till sat., for those of you who have my number you can txt or call me, but from 6am till about 4pm I will be unable to do much. it is all exploratory and Hubby aint happy I didnt tell him sooner as I am sure most of you are going to be, but I just didnt want to freak any one out its just to make sure all is good. for you that know what a GI is that is what I am going in for upper and lower, not to happy, if you want more info I will give and I also will leave a blog on how things when and what was found. ~cope~
What I Need...
I need new friends!! I have too many pics with little or no rates, and even more without comments. Can anyone help??
Minnie Kitty needs Comments and Rates....any help will be Greatly Appreciated!!
Omg! It Has Been Way To Long....
I went to my Michael (master) and Kandi's house today to pick up my ATM card that I let them use and I got to meet Kandi's cousin and her husband. Michael got to show some of his Master skills and OMG. Did I miss it. I missed him beating my ass. I think I was gonna cum right then and there. But I tried to keep my composure. If he called me names or pulled my hair I think I would have lost it. I flinched at one point and I have no fucking idea why. Just blew my mind. I had never done that with him before. I feel bad and I put my hand in the way and got it nicked. He apologized for it constantly because I was crying and I was trying so hard to hold out the pain. I told him it was my fault which it was my fault. Tomorrow should be fun...I am meeting someone at 11am to see if there is any interested in getting together as swingers and at 8pm I am going to get my beating...LOL WOOHOO! I am gonna be flogged, caned, cropped and who knows what else. I have to be a good slave
Have you ever sat and just talked to people? Why is it some people can entertain you, and others cant? Some people annoy me, others dont. Some people I want to talk to, others I wish would leave me alone... I don't know why, or what the difference is... Today, on a different subject, I realized how jealous of people I truly am. I normally wouldn't admit that. I love me... but I'm jealous that other people have things i don't... like love. Even on 'fubar'. You see the cute people who are the "FB g/f b/f" or "FB hubby/wifey" and I'm like, AAWWWW how fucking cute!!! I don't get out as much as I used to. I don't do as much as I used to. I don't have the life I used to have. Thats past of having children. I don't have the option to go hang out with my friends. I am almost trapped... I miss being in love. I miss having someone hold me, and love me. I miss knowing someone cares.. Ya know the cute texts in the middle of the day to say "I love you"... I miss the weird things most peop
Check Out My Friends Awesome Giveaway And Contest
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: This is a comment bombing contest ****FYI: Absolutely NO blasting or scripting. (these are the easiest to pick out and will be monitored. Violators will be disqualified without notice)**** SELF-BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED A minimum of 20 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are wo
USS Sellstrom, DE-255, was laid down on 16 March 1943 by the Brown Shipbuilding Company in Houston, Texas. She was launched on 12 May 1943 and was sponsored by Miss Genevieve Dahl, ENS Sellstrom's fiancee. The Sellstrom was placed in commission on 12 October 1943 under the command of LCDR William L. Maloney, USCG. After trial runs and tests, final outfitting, and shakedown, Sellstrom departed Bermuda on 3 December 1943 for the east coast, arriving at Charleston Navy Yard on the 6th. On 13 December, the escort vessel departed Charleston and proceeded to Norfolk, arriving on the 15th. On 13 January 1944 she departed Norfolk as a unit of Task Force 63 bound for Gibraltar. On 31 January, Task Force 63 stood into the Straits of Gibraltar, turned over the escort of their convoy to British control, and set course for Casablanca, French Morocco. Arriving in Casablanca Harbor the following day, she moored at Jetty de Lure. She remained in the harbor, doing some patrolling, until 4 Fe
Woo Hoo
What a rush that was! I'm purple!..LMAO Hey sexy friends..check out this sweetheart and show her some love like you do me... Hugs and kisses!!...:) ARIADNE LOVES ANGELS@ fubar
Who Needs Dr's When You've Got Walmart..
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a sto
To A Special Guy
To think of you being here with me brings joy to me The joy of knowing you'll always be here with me I love looking into your eyes and seeing the same feeling coming back at me To see it that you want me as much as I want you. To be with you is all I ever wanted to do To hear you say she is mine brings a warmth to me that no one can deny To be able to call you mine is a joy all in its self. If you cant tell I care for you in more than just one way. Your my friend and my partner and I love it being this way.
Sctm #4
This dating thing *sigh* we go again. I'm trying it and well things aren't looking good. (I'm impatient) I don't know if it's my selection, my selection methods, or I'm just getting picky in my old age. A friend of mine once told me that I have high expectations and it will be difficult to please me. I really hope that it's not true...who would know if it's true but me, right? So I pondered that and I came up with the answer: I don't have high expectations, I have high standards. I feel like I'm at an age where a relationship, in it's early stages, shouldn't ever be work. I want the ease and simplicity that occurs when great chemistry between two people takes over. I don't ever want to feel like I need to compromise too much of me to accept some of the other person. I miss the feeling of infatuation. Right now, I don't want someone who will sweep me off my feet. I want someone who will knock me off of them. I'm selfish. It's only been recently that I've been able to s
How Can It Happen??
You know how people say if you get off the horse to always get back on the horse? Well I got knocked off the horse big time and the horse ran off. I know must people have their own sappy story about their life and such and heres mine. When I was 19 I was diganosed with a heart diease. Something that could and still can kill me. I have had my head above water snice then. All of a sudden I get worse news a few weeks ago. The doctor had told me your liver isn't in good shape and I am afrid to tell you this but it might shut down bc of all the meds that you have been takeing. I was shocked when I heard this news. I mean I am 21 yrs old and I have two major organs in my body shutting down on me. My grandmother would say that I am just feeling sorry for myself and that I need to cheer up. Well With a life like I have lived for the past two years how can I have a positive out look on life. Then to top everything else off, two months after i got told about my heart condition, I was told
A Few Poems.. Sort Of
Tell me what you think???? _______________________________________________ LOST.... I feel lost today... I don't know why, but I do... Then I think of a new friend... That friend is you... I feel found again... I have been brought alive, arroused and inspired... I am laughing now, it doesn't feel like me.... I have found happiness and to every lock there is a key... And now my friend you have unlocked a piece of me... Thank you for finding me... _______________________________________________ GOODNITE LOVE.... Now I lay me down to sleep..... I must say I'm yours to keep..... Though sometimes you make me weep..... My heart for you will always beat..... Goodnight Love..... _______________________________________________ YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME... You say you love me... You always find ways to hurt me. You say you love me... You disregard me when I was near. You say you love me... You stray. You say you love me... You destro
ok we are awaiting an appointment for kayliegh and test and my nerves r shot as well as most are family its sicking to me that they r lettin this go so long bc she has a state medical they could be letting a pericous life slip from us bc we r not rich and its stressing me so much her grandma is on nitro tabs now after a heartattack from all the stress i also wanted to thank all u for the support and prayers love u all and may god bless u
My Sons Wonderfull News !!!!!!!!!!
Well I have never been as happy ,since my son blessed me with is presence, as I am today . Though I have seen this Red headed , STRONG willed boy through alot of obstacles (2 years of which I couldn't help ). Today was an appointment for a NeuroPsychological Evaluation .We found his NEWEST and IMPROVED IQ is FAR above the score when tested in 05,coming to 70 where it had been 59 which puts him only one small point from having overcome the MR range ! Even better, THERE ARE NO FURTHER INDICATIONS that would in fact keep him "LABELED" in the Autism spectrum . His Occupational and physical therapies are paying off well, cause his motor skills have improved GREATLY !. It is known at this time, that his cognitive delays are due to the infractions sustained by the stokes before and after birth that contribute to his developmental delay 's. He has made SO MANY improvments in the last year ! My amazement is beyond words. I always Knew that Patience meant standing byh
Osama Bin Laden
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said: "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone , his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is Good!
Please Read Its About Me
This is just something in my mind as im staying up all night yet again hehe... but anyway I have gone through all my life thinking why I'm less than others and it was so terrible to get picked on and mocked, for thinking you had friends when in all reality the truth was the ones you wanted as friends wouldn't give you the attention. To be brutally honest I don't want to sound like a completely arrogant individual but I have lived a very rough life, a life of chaos, envy, jealousy, deceat and so much more. As most of you prolly know the hardest thing to deal with in my life was the day I watched my uncle die at 5 years old he decided his life wasn't worth living, and shot himself right infront of me. Could you imagine the pain and guilt that would put a 5 year old through not knowing or understanding why his uncle shot himself while having his brains on your face ? But from then on my life went down hill, i was molested at 7 years old not even 2 years after my uncle killed himself. and
Water 4 The Health Of It !!
Interesting! Drink water on empty stomach ty Young Body: Interesting! Drink water on empty stomach DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases. METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anyth
Max And Maxine Battle
Men strike back!(Hey!! They gotta dream)LOL...Oh How witty!! hahaha How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- -------
One day in line in the cafeteria, Jack said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts terribly" I guess i had better see a doctor." "listen. you dont have to spend that kind of money Mike replied." There'sa diagnostic computerat the corber drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the compute will tell you whats wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and cost only $10. heck of lot cheaper than a doctor! so jack collected a urine sample in a small jar and took it to the drugstore where he deposited his ten dollars, the computere lit up and asked for the urine sample. He poured the sample into a funnel and waited. Ten seconds later the computer lit up and ejected a printout. "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening thinking about how amazing this new tgechnology was jack began wondering if the could be fooled. he mixed some tap water,stool sample from his dog urine samples from hiswife and daug
To All Independent Family Members
I am sorry to say this but I am going to be leaving the Independent Family. It has been a pleasure to bomb with you but I feel that I haven't been apart of the family. Ya'll have asked to be helped level or in a contest. I have been there to help you level or helped as much as I could in your contest or your friends contest. But only a few of the members have really been there when I needed them. I know that my contest fall at the same time as someone else this isn't why I am leaving though. So if you want me or you can delete me from your friends or family list if you like just tell me and I will do so...Thanks for allowing me in the family and all Bitchy Babygirl...I am sorry to say this but I am going to be leaving the Independent Family. It has been a pleasure to bomb with you but I feel that I haven't been apart of the family. Ya'll have asked to be helped level or in a contest. I have been there to help you level or helped as much as I could in your contest or your friends contes
Fuck Yeah.....
So tonight was fucking awesome hopefully things will continue this way. Thanks for all the replies, the advice, so on and so forth. Until things go forward and I know this is a definite thing, I wont be looking for anyone else. If things do change however...ill let you all know. Love to all. Muah. XOXOXOX
Ben Stein
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a cr裨e, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think
Randy Couture Steps Down From Ufc. The Whole Story
With little interest at age 44 of fighting anyone other than the man regarded as the best mixed martial artist in the world, UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture announced his retirement Thursday. Couture, a five-time champion and UFC Hall of Famer, had hoped to land a bout with Fedor Emelianenko, the top-rated fighter in the Yahoo! Sports MMA poll of the world's best fighters. But when reports surfaced Wednesday that Emelianenko had spurned the UFC to sign with the Russian-based M-1 Mix Fight organization, Couture opted to retire. The story was broken by Brian Knapp of The Fight Network, which has a business relationship with Couture. "I'm tired of swimming upstream at this stage with the management of the UFC," Couture told Knapp. "It only makes sense at this point in my career to fight Fedor Emelianenko, and since he’s now signed with another organization, I feel like it's time to resign and focus on my other endeavors." Couture's retirement stunned the MMA world, bu
Sorry to hear about you losing your job at the sperm bank. They said they caught you drinking on the job. I KNEW YOU SWALLOWED !!
Medical Decision Making
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a new face on things.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Ca
USS Soley (DD-707), 1944-1970 USS Soley, a 2200-ton Allen M. Sumner class destroyer, was built at Kearny, New Jersey. Commissioned in December 1944, she operated in the Atlantic before transferring to the Pacific fleet in August 1945. For the rest of that year and into early 1946, Soley supported post-war occupation activities in the Central Pacific and Japan. She then returned to the Atlantic for another year before entering the Reserve Fleet in April 1947. In late January 1949, Soley recommissioned to begin more than two decades of continuous active service, mainly in the Atlantic. She went to the Mediterranean Sea for the first of many Sixth Fleet deployments in August 1950. In May-December 1952, the destroyer temporarily left the Atlantic, via the Panama Canal, to take part in Korean War combat operations, during which she used her guns to bombard enemy targets ashore. Soley returned to the U.S. east coast via the Indian Ocean and Suez Canal, thus completing a cruise around the
Women Vs Girls
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women
Ty Everyone
I want to thank everyone who has sent me Love early for my B-Day!!!! And Love to those who send me Love on my B-day Oct 12th...TY TO ALL!!!!!
I Once Was Lost
I once was lost alone and afraid never knowing what could come my way i turned left and i saw night i turned right strugeling to see the smallest ray of light i fell to the ground when no one was around. i started praying lord dont let me down dont let me fall dont let me stay down please help me up dont let me give up you know some times life just seems a little bit to tuff.I cant always do it i cant always walk alone i cant always be a wounderer with out a home. a light shined down saying child i will not let you down do not fear i will lift you up from the ground. done by Christine
My Fubar
Well here I sit at my keyboard wondering why I am bothering. I find I am getting bored with FUBAR and not sure if I want to stay. I posted a bulletin to see if I get any comments. Probably not. I am not sure why I am bored, maybe I am depressed and not just bored. I feel an emptiness inside and don't know where it comes from. What is it about fubar that draws everyone back? What draws me back? Maybe I just need to take a break and not log in for a week or so. Then when I do log in it may seem new and exciting again. Then again maybe my up coming birthday is getting me down and I don't realize it. Maybe I should start drinking again or at least for my birthday...LOL.. Maybe I just need to sleep for a day or two...LOL
We Dont Have Much Room To Live
This is because I can spell konfusion with a K And I can like it It's to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it It's to jimmy eat world and those nights in my car when the first star you see may not be a star I'm not your star Isn't that what you said? what you thought this song meant And if this is what it takes just to lie with my mistakes and live with what I did to you All the hell I put you through I always catch the clock it's 11:11 And now you want to talk it's not hard to dream You'll always be my Konstantine My Konstantine They'll never hurt you like I do No, They'll never hurt you like I do This is to a guy who got into my head with all the pretty things he did Hey, You know, you keep me up in bed This is to a guy who got into my head with all these fucked up things I did Hey maybe baby, you could keep me up in bed My Konstantine Spin around me like a dream We played out on this movie screen And I said, Did you know I miss you
Fingers of autumn play through changing leaves that gently touch the trees; nights brush colder And linger. A mirror reflects north wind's chilled breath As summer swept by. The lonely cry of geese punctuate the silence to signify their passing. Thoughts fly just as south to flee the snow.
Check It Out!
Oct. 12, 2007
Ok all most every weekend Donna and I go out and dance our asses off. Then we play pool and drink a lot of Comma Kazi's and Scooby Snacks. Then we visit with our friends and listen to guys say how hot we are and how they would love to take us out. But then they never call or approach us when we are sobber. Not good for my ego guys. Just for the record I feel that if a guy is totally into a girl he would call. Not tell you when you have had a lot to drink. I will let you know exactly how this weekend turns out and then you all are welcome to let me know what you think or ask any question you want. See you all later!!!!
Come Join In On Some Fun And Music
I Get Soooo Dang Frustrated When...
folks think that I should be all gabby all the time..... or think that there is anything wrong with me when I am quiet. Can't a person be quiet from time to time???? Today I attended a conference in Lockhart that had more than about 200 people in attendance where we were jammed packed in a fellowship hall designed more as a dance hall where all the noise bounced quickly off of the walls and reverberated through my head even through the way home. While I learned a great deal from the conference.... and actually gained some re-affirmation for the work that I do from a speaker that was in attendance today... Taking a nap after returning home to settle the allergies I was feeling and the migraine I had had during the afternoon from all the clatter in the hall, I received a phone call from someone who hung up on me when I was quiet. When I told him that there wasn't anything wrong other than just waking up and having major allergies attack, he insisted that there was someth
Why Little Johnny Can't Read
Remember reading all the jokes about 'Little Johnny'? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he might say... Well, finally a photo of 'Little Johnny' has surfaced. See if you can find him in the picture! The theme of this picture was, 'Make a funny face'! I knew you’d be able to find him!!! & more.
Daddys Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching,
Illegal Immigrants
Sometimes you get email that's worth reading,,,LOL This was too funny..... I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves ! away, .. I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very go
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Going To The Mountains
Sweet 16?
Yesterday would have been my oldest daughters 16th birthday. I have found myself wondering lots of things...... Would she be dating? Would she be athletic or a couch potatoe? Would she excel in school or stuggle? How would she dress? What kind of hair style (or color) would she have? Would I be doing what I am in life now had she survived? My friends tell me not to torment myself wondering all of the what ifs and to stop blaming myself. Easier said than done. Until you have dealt with the death of child you cannot relate to all of the what ifs and the guilt and blame. I will say this the friends I do have are GREAT! and they have so totally been there for me considering that I am a royal demon this time of the year every year. But I am not going to sit here and pour my heart out when I know most people won't even read this anyway....Just something I did for myself. Pam.....mommy loves you and I always will and someday I will see you again.
November 6th
November 6th You lie in bed awake at night But eyes are tightly shut Wishing that it was a dream But not with your damn luck The harsh motions run through your head Like daggers to the heart Tears are staining your flushed cheeks As time just falls apart November 6th was that party That you just had to go to You quickly got there, looking cute Excited with your crew The music loud and air was smokey Just like in the books And then you saw him, standing there With all his sexy looks You talked a bit and giggled some As he told you all his jokes All the noise and loud heartbeats Were distracting as he spoke So you two went into his room Where everything was quiet Focusing on each other Ignoring the big riot And then he kissed you long and hard And led you to his bed You went along and kissed him back "Slow Down" you quietly said But he acted like he heard nothing And pushing down some more You fell down quickly on the sheets
We all have demons in our life that we have to face, in that confrontation of our lives we are trialed and have to fight forward to overcome them u get stronger from that and more experienced but still the fact of facing it alone suxs ass, but that is the way of life tehre are soem thigns that u have to do yourself.
F*ck Or Pass
fuck or pass at least 1 person on ur Fubar wants to fuck u so post thiz az fuck or pass and have fun wit it people will send u a message sayen fuck or pass have fun
11 Signs You're Crazy For Someone
11 signs you're crazy for someone You walk really slow when you're with them. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾ ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ¢¾FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. ¢¾FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. ¢¾THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. ¢¾TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ¢¾ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾
You Decide Also-- Health Care In Canada
This comes from a Marine, who just happens to be a Canadian. His thoughts on the recent health care proposal might be of interest to some. Hey Guys; I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh?! What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go to taxes. A large portion of that and I am not sure of the exact amount goes directly to health care - our #1 expense.
Leveling Up For Pics
I need a blast from someone, I can't load anymore pictures and that makes me sad. I wanted to add my NSFW gifs, so now I am very very sad. Also, if you look at my NSFW, at least rate them, gahhhhhwwdamn, I can only add 20 peeps at a time and if you don't rate, you will be dropped. Hahaha LOVE YOU all Lisa
The Usa Is A Sad Place
Thank you Bladewalker! I cannot believe that I read this tonight. It is absolutely offensive. I am a practicing pagan and is this how we are to be treated? The "land of the free" has become what our ancestors fought so hard against.. a communistic state. There is supposed to be seperation of church and state but that is unlikely when everyone in office is being lead by their member by the church. I am insulted! are we to be burned at the stake next? funny how our laws state Harm none and all the government does is kill... seems we know who the evil power really is. This is a sad story and I can believe this is happening in the US. Rhonda Gruber... has been arrested.. on the warrant it said "practicing witch" I need every pagan you know and all paths to KNOW what's going on. Here's what she posted to her yahoo groups pagansnightout...... My name is Rhonda Gruber AKA Wicked Lil Witch and I am a Proud Witch. I am currently being persecuted as a Witch by a Lt. Kevin
What A Week
It's amazing, last week was so full of hope and promise for me....what a difference a week makes. In this past week, I have lost someone that I care deeply about, found out one of my friends is dying and had to finish up my last week of MIT training. Talk about a hard week, I have run the gammit on emotions that is for sure. I did have some good things happen tho, I found out that I do have someone special on my side, someone that I thought would never be there for me, but you were. I appreciate all the late night talks you have had with me over the past week, listening to me cry and feel sorry for myself, then picking me up and letting me know that I am worth it. Thank you so much Bob, I hope Dee knows what she has in you. I love ya to death, even if you are a Gordan fan, lol. I also want to say thank you to three guys from here that came into my work tonight to cheer me guys are insane...I had so much fun thank you, you know who you are : ) My entire crew thinks you
Horoscope For 10/11
See if you can find a way to push your career a bit -- you never know when the next big jump might take place and you want to be ready for it. If you're satisfied with your position, then relax and enjoy it. **** hhmmmm well as far as my career for now that is just homeschooling my kids , and relax well how possible is that homeschooling 14yr old twin girls that are even more stubborn then me lol
Same Damn Thing
BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Require
Hillbilly's Life Wisdom
Guys Will Love This
NOW BEFORE YOU TRY AND CALL ME AN ASSHOLE FOR PUTTING THIS UP THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A WOMEN AND PASSED ALONG TO ME BY A FEMALE FRIEND.... TAKE NOTE LADIES This was originally written by a girl. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and sto
The Fire With In
The fire with in It’s so different when it burns the fir with in No thoughts in our mind just a ravishing desire For ever so sweet bit they named it a sine Cold hands running down your soft worm skin A drop of sweet dribbles down your milky valley Closer you lean to me with angelic naked body Candles lighting our naked body ever so bright I hold you in my arms and you hold on tight A glass of wine and love our lips share drinking Soft music playing love song someone singing You touch my face and my soul ever slowly Found you my love and forever well never be lonely With our racing hearts we hug ever tightly tonight Climbing my hands they are on your back with a shiver A sigh of pleaser escape your lips begging for more Running my lips down your burning skin over your neck Start kissing the rest starting with your soft breast Smothering your awaiting nipples with my Tung South i venture over the softness of your body Unable to wait to explore your calling valle
How Many Guy Are Like This .
I write this peom for the guys if you are like this then let a comment so the peom can find a home . but i know it found home with a person that is close to me . What is a real man? One who understand what it takes to insure his relationship with that partner he choose to spend the rest of his life with. A man who listen to his partner needs as well as making sure your partner understand that there are the most important person in there life. Love is precious and sharing the love with that perfect one. Never take the love of your partner for grated.Also when you find that perfect mate make sure you treat her like the queen that she is.You would treat her as you do with your mother.That`s what a real man is. done by christine
Showin Luv To Crazysane
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Just A Feeling Deep Down
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Please Help Me Out
sorry to ask this and i hope that people actually read these.. but im in a contest and i culd use any help i can get if you go to my profile in my comments there is a pic of me there, click it and it will take you to the pic of me in the contest please rate it and leave a few comments.. thanks for you time and i really do appreciate it
Sexiest Grandma?? Hmmm
OK.. I finally through myself in a contest.. sooo it starts tomorrow @ 10 am.. Its the Sexiest Grandparent or parent contest. Of course I am trying out for the well heres the link to the bullentin I entered. WHen it starts, I would appriecate it if you all could throw me some comments :) I will return the luv. ty :) I havent had much time in the passed week or so to be shouting in my shoutbox. I do apoligize, just been very very busy. Either way in the next couple weeks things will slow down for me :)
Why Does It Make Someone Else Feel...
that, just because one is quiet, there is anything wrong???? ughhhh......
The Atheist And The Marine
THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
So Bored
So 3 weeks ago i sprain my ankle pretty bad, The doctor put it in a pretty green cast for 2 weeks but of course that didnt help so much. So The other day i got the cast off oh and my ankle looks like i droped a large pan on it it was all purple and blue great So the doctor took me out of work for another month, lovely shit. oh yeah and i forgot to mention i have a new castie thing on it.So to get to my rambling point, im fucking bored, i cant drive and im in pain. Such a great start to fall!!!!!!
Learn The Fucking Language Obey The Laws
I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough! NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts gave a translation that's NOT even close. Sorry if this offends anyone, but THIS IS MY COUNTRY! Do YOU - sing MY National Anthem in YOUR COUNTRY IN ENGLISH ? ? ? And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor ! Get a place to lay your head ! Get a job ! Live by OUR rules ! Pay YOUR taxes ! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SA
these moments of quite makes me think more then ever.. an u know what im not liking it that much.. i have learned that i could leave and no one would wonder where i was or if im ok.. i have learned that ur friends, yea there not always there for u.. an when u see a friend that u think needs some one.. yea i have learned to just leave them alone.. more or less im not needed nor wanted around.. an maybe thats y my x could always leave me for other girls.. cause im so easy to forget.. its showing me that really im very much alone.. an i dont have any one to lean on.. or talk too.. :( no one checks on me to see if im ok or alive.. an really maybe i should just go inside and stay there.. no more trying to stand out in ppls minds.. just stay to my self..if u think im wrong im sure u will tell me.. an thats cool.. but i have had two ppl that i care about more or less say its ok if i go..:(
The Fubarber Shop Quartet
me- lead myself- tennor i- baratone yours truly - bass
K This Is Just.....o_o
KK so i get home from work, log in and this is the first message that i see in my shoutbox..... I didn't even respond, I didn't want to Lmao April ♥
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Thursday's Throwdown!
Please help my #1 girl, she's in tonight's Throwdown, stop by and rate and comment her!!
Not much seems to be going on here. I'm not really on here much. If you leave me a message or something, I'll probably get back to you eventually. I'm busy talking to people, and doing school stuff, and trying to find things that make me happy. That's the short version.
Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Had
So you sailed away Into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay Love can be so boring Nothing's quite the same now I just say your name now [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had So you stole my world Now I'm just a phony Remembering the girl Leaves me down and lonely Send it in a letter Make yourself feel better [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't need me back You're just the best I ever had And it may take some time to Patch me up inside But I can't take it so I Run away and hide And I may find in time that You were always right You're always right So you sailed away Into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay Love can be so boring What was it you wanted Could it be I'm haunted [Chorus] But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had I don't want you back You're just the best I ever had The best I ever had The
Petro dollar recycling,combined with saddam wanting to settle oil trades in the euro rather the dollar is basicaly the reason iraq had to go down.And now iran threatens to settle oil trades in euros as well,as well as opening there own oil exchange.the american dollar is basicaly doomed according to this theory.this will provide a better understanding as to why,maybe thats why the amero is going to be introduced in 2008.everybody liked to see the bully get knocked on their ass in school,the world is going to love to watch the ignorant american people suffer when this happens.The american people will suffer like never before,but dont worry,the elite will still be the slave masters.
Want it doggie style? I like it ruff LOL That was baaad
Let's All Help Jacob ! ! !
There is a lil' man that I was informed about. His name is Jacob. He is a 10 y/o boy that has stage 3/4 brain cancer. He has 7 tumors that are inoperable. His wish is to get as many MySpace frinds as possible. Below is a copy of what is posted on his page. If anyone is on M/S.. PLEASE add him. As of today, he isn't doing all that well. Jacob's page is WWW.MYSPACE.COM/PRAYFORJACOB.... Here is what is posted, as of today..... ~~~Jacob Mcquade was diagnosed with stage 3-4 brain cancer. He has 7 brain tumors, all inoperable. His wish is to have a Myspace page with as many friends as possible. He enjoys reading all comments, messeges, etc... left for him by his new friends. If you do not get a response back, please do not get discouraged. Jacob is currently undergoing chemotherapy and tires easily. His weight has plummeted to a mere 63.8 pounds. He is losing an average of 2 pounds a week at this time. Please continue to pray for him as he fights this devastating disease. ~~~ Thanks f
Rabbit's Journey(funny Story)
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror
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OTHER Friends: Never ask for food. true Friends: are the reason you have no food. OTHER Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM OTHER Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" OTHER Friends: never seen you cry. True Friends: cry with you OTHER Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True Friends: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. OTHER Friends: know a few things about you. True Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. OTHER Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER Friends: Would knock on your front door. true Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" OTHER Friends: Are for awhile. True Friends: Are for life. OTHER Friends: Will take y
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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa
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Alrighty Then
->Suga Lips: lmao @ I acted weird...alrighty then Chase8686: i didnt have time for all that.. all i said is wanted to talk to u... u acted all wierd.. all u had to say was ok ->Suga Lips: lmao..well I don't think I'm a queen, but how about..hi how are you? to start next time? Chase8686: i was just sayin id like to chat with you, then u acted like you were some godamn queen ->Suga Lips: get over MYSELF?? I'm not telling..yes TELLING random people I'm going to talk to them when I get back and we'll 'get to know each other' out of the blue Chase8686: get over yourself christ... ->Suga Lips: well sorry but some random guy gets in my box & says he will talk to me when he gets back like we're old friends Chase8686: ok, fuck it then.. bye ->Suga Lips: uhhh and how do you figure that? Chase8686: u dont know me, but we'll get to know eachother a lil later tonight ->Suga Lips: umm who are you? Chase8686: i wanna talk to u when i get back I don't have any 11s left, b
Live Free Or Die Hard (die Hard 4) OMG! Holy Crap! I don't know where to start,Ok yeah I do,First of all for those of you that might have thought Bruce Willis was too old or lost his touch to play John McClane you have already cheated yourself from one of this years most intense,best action films of the year.Buckle your seat belt for this one,Never a dull moment,This movie is action packed minute one all the way through to the end!Some of the coolest stunts and action sequences I have eve seen,Strong (but scary) plot,great acting and of course the John McClane wit and sarcasm in all the right places,I'm telling you DO NOT miss this movie!!!! 5 stars all the way!!
The Awaken
I have aske dyou to read this because YOU are now or were at some point a very important part of my life. The past few weeks have been very dificult for me and I have come to the point wheer i have got to say this and try and move on. Last year I went thru a divorce,losing my best friend, and finding out that I am adopted and everything I thought I knew about me has been a lie.The man that i divorced has meet someone new and I am happy for him but I have pretended that I am ok with it to just keep peace in the family well I am not ok with it and from this moment on i am leaving it in the past. I have not spoken to the man I called daddy now for almost three months and that doesnt bother me anymore. I have not forgotten my best friend I worry about her everyday. I have listened to other people and done what they thought was best when dealing with her . To her I am sorry for that. We have all done wrong and no one is perfect especially me. There are two things I know for sure and t
which one is better a girl who takes care of herself and has respect for herself or a girl that dont care what she does like putting nude pictures up come on now you wouldnt want to be with a girl who shows her naked body to everyone
Ok I Have Had It
why are people so freaking rude on here,,unfreakin believeable...if someone posts a mumm and you read it vote on it comment on it if you want but why leave a rude comment. i have hear dcomments like i havent really thought about it guess i am not as bored as you are,,well hun that just makes you look like a jerk cause you are reading the mumm AND commenting on it,,so who is the bored ass now. if you dont like what the mumm says just keep going,,, things like stfu and stupid comments like that just make you, the person commenting on it look like a real bitch or ass. why the hell does everybody have to be so dam rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, Some People, Just Make U Wonder...
Time after Time@ fubar zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:24 PM): whore c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:25:38 PM): i'm no whore, u just want to abuse women so u can feel like a man zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:42 PM): i got enough whores c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:25:53 PM): right zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:58 PM): i do zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:26:46 PM): i got a chic for a roommate and seeing another and i fuck both of them zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:00 PM): believe me c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:27:10 PM): zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:11 PM): u can call here and ask zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:22 PM): i dont play c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:27:28 PM): and u call me a whore zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:37 PM): most women are whores c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:28:37 PM): may god help u zimmy802003: U JUST KEEP PAYING THOSE TAXES AND KEEP PAYING MY CHECK PER MONTH AND SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH zimmy802003: I PAID MY TAXES IN THE PAST zimmy802003: I EARN WHAT I GET NOW WOW what a nice person to m
Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any
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Suck University: Auto Shop (story)
Suck University: Auto Shop by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Chapter 2: The Art of Suckology in an Automobile The halls of Suck University have been filling with students and delicious Professors. My studies take me to the highest of heights, craving each Professor like *Godiva chocolate or the salty pretzel*, that is never around when you want it. Spring Break would begin at the end of this day and it was a bittersweet feeling to be leaving campus. I was walking out to the parking lot, to my truck, and who did I see but a mysteriously sexy Professor walking to his car. Not wanting to miss the chance of one last lesson before vacation, I sped up my pace to catch his attention. "Excuse me, um Sir?" I called out. He turned, smiled at me and said nothing, but motioned me to come to him. I was wet instantly. I knew I should have at least put on a thong with this school uniform! A breeze caught my short skirt, exposing my thigh highs and my naked pussy. My dewy lips we
Alone In The Dark
Alone In The Dark Alone sits a man in total darkness in a place he can't call home. Tears streaming from his eyes from losing the women who made this house a home; as this man sits in total darkness with tears he remembers a very special day to him, that day for him was the day he asked her to Marry him now he is alone in the dark sitting in tears. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson
My Friends
I wanted to take a moment to say how grateful I am to have such wonderful friends. Since joining this site in March I have met some incredible people. As much as I hate to say it but these friends have been there when real life family and friends haven't. All of you know who you are. Know that I am always here whenever you need me.. I love you dearly.. Hugs and Love to my Kick Ass SDMF family as well.. XOXO Mz. Booti PS. Thank you Lisa SDMF for my blast and being a big sister I never had, Thanks Wolfman always helping me and my friends and Thanks HolyDiver For taking the time each day to show you care.. You 3 mean so much to me.
She Said Yes!!!!!
It's true Fu Love.... with a bunch of real life Love sprinkled in.... Announcing the Fu Engagement of Ozzfanatic2 and LuAngel They may try to tear us apart, and at times we may do it ourselves but here in my heart you will always dwell. Get this widget |
Gotta Luv It
Code Of Conduct Article I:� I am an American, fighting in the armed forces which guard my country and our way of life.� I am prepared to give my life in their defense. Article II:� I will never surrender of my own free will.� If in command I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist. Article III:� If I am captured, I will continue to resist by all means available.� I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape.� I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy. Article IV:� If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners.� I will give no information nor take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades.� If I am senior, I will take command.� If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those appointed over me and will back them up in every way. Article V:� When
The Love Story.
In the darkness, Justin decided to walk around. Not knowing exactly where he was going, he just wandered around aimlessly looking for something that he himself did not really know of or recognize...all he knew was that he would know it when he saw it. He walked and walked the streets of Aviano Italy. It was raining cats and dogs and he had no protection...but he didn't care becuz he could no longer feel the cold and the wet. He was in a daze as if he was there but really not. A lot was running thru his mind. Thoughts of why the woman of his dreams didn't recognize the love he had for her was absolute. Thoughts of why she refused to see that she alone could make him happy. Walking in the rain, he could not clear his heart of the sorrow and depression. Then the phone rings, it was a text message from her. Desaree: Hey hun, I heard from a friend that you were walking around in the rain. Are you alright? Justin: Yes honey I am fine. Desaree: Go home or you will get
The 411 On Me Atm
Well.. shitty days n night n blah. So Alots changed about me...i got a job and i have a life not to mention i miss alot of people. I now work for the board of Education and i work 5am to 5pm FUN! I have money now because of my job so I can afford to go ouit which is awsomeness, and i can get myself stuff i wantz. And as far as people I miss..they're all people that are no longer living. this past summr alone..i like 7 friends/family. in jus a matter of 2 months. I found out only a few months ago a friend of mine Jessica hung herself. She was like me in the fact that we did the same self mutilation BS and we were depressed. Alot of the time i felt she was the only one who could understand how I feel and why I felt the way I did. We were so similar, Same name, same likes, same dislikes. I miss her like all hell. I just wish we stayed in touch. I feel like her death is partially my fault because i didnt stay in touch. I guess one morning a friend of hers walked into her house an
My Back Ache
so i've had a back ache since i was doing the construction, the pain eases up once in a while but it's always there, I still do a lot of heavy lifting around the house and moving around, tonight the pain is over whelming, I've said i'll go to the doctor on many occassions but the truth is i hate doctors they scare me so i only go if i really have to go. I been thinking it could be my bewbies, maybe they are to huge to carry around, oh boy and lemme tell you it's like a day work alone trying to carrying those girls around and if that's not enough my ass is another topic by itself, It's huge! but I think you already know this... when you have a back ache what do you use for it?
Children Learn What They Live Children who live with Criticism, learn to condemn Children who live with Hostility, learn to fight Children who live with Ridicule, learn to be shy Children who live with Shame, learn to feel guilty Children who live with Tolerence, learn to be patient Children who live with Encouragement, learn confidence Children who live with Praise, learn to appreciate Children who live with Security, learn to have faith Children who live with Approval, learn to like themselves Children who live with Acceptance, learn to find love in the world
~!~halloween Game~!~
Here is alittle game for everyone to play! The came is simple and easy for everyone. Name the Halloween person That these people look alike.(Example Like One Might look like wolve man) Make sure you reply to the blog and tell us who looks like whom. 1)KISSES !@ fubar 2)Italian Irish Princess@ fubar 3)Sexy Little Kitty@ fubar 4)Live Life To The Fullest And Never Regret A Day That Passes You By......@ fubar Enjoy the little Game!
The Zombie Mask
The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
To My Sweeties
The Bus Stop!
The Bus Stop standing side by side at the bus stop....holding skirt swinging in the feel it flapping against your leg.... we notice it will be a while until the bus...and we sit... your arm around me... and i lean against you...your heart beating....i feel it against my face.... i feel your chest....and i notice we are be with each other your hand moving down look around to make sure noone is looking...and your hand lays on my breast...squeezing it slowly...rubbing it.... as you rub, you notice my breathing getting head still against your hand starting to make circles over your shirt...and feeling your body react to my touch my lips start to give you little kisses over your shirt...and my hand finds your buttons...first one...and then another.... you continue to massage my breast...your fingers finding my nipple and tightening around it.... my body stiffens.... i let out a moan....and you smile...kiss
Check It Out!!
I just wanted to let all who are interested know that I finally got my pictures from our whale watching trip up on the site. I wanted to send a quick invite to you guys to check them out if you feel like it! We had a wonderful Trip! We went whale watching. Someday...... I WILL live there! xoxo to all! Wendy
Angry Chair..
Was angry because some lowlife mechanic has been jerkin' me around for 2 weeks on refunding money on work that SUCKED! Long story short...ended up leaving a message on his cell calling him a worthless piece of s***!Came here to unwind, and found caring friends to take my mind off it and put things in perspective, and get grounded. Thank you all:) xoxo
Over 80 Pics Added!!
This week's update has over 80 pics!! Yes i keep my updates large just like me cuz i love my fans!! personally, i love the way this black net shirt give juuuust the right hint to whats underneath :) just a lil teasing before I bare all ;) My 'friend' for the weekend backed instead, I got to break in a large new vibe!!! don't miss out!! ~Kaylee
Stop And Smell The Roses.
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the complim ents yo u received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember.... when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt,and call me over!
Ugh. I am ready to curl up into a ball and just die. Guys - If you don't like reading about girly problems - Stop Reading Now!!!...I am having horrible cramps!!! I'm usually lucky where cramps are concerned...but for some reason I'm cranky & crampy!! Any suggestions to get rid of the cramps? :( Guys if you're still reading this - Kudo's to ya! On to work related stuff.. The other Kathy comes back to work on Monday from Maternity leave. I have this horrible feeling that she's gonna have a hard time accepting that I'm doing her job - and better than her at that! In other work related news - I had someone quit her job because of the promotion (if you wanna call it that!) that I got. She was hoping to get the job .. but while I was off yesterday...She got pissy with the manager, and she stormed off and said that she was quitting!!!! She was supposed to be one of my friends too. Go figure!!! I figured my "friend" would be happy for me - not pissed about it! BrattyBytch/Out!
Brandon's Lesson
Yes I'm bored again, no need to shake your head about my blog :P so anyway's i'm sitting on my toilet seat in my bedroom smoking, shhhh it's the only place in my house i'd smoke because no one really comes in here, guess what? i'm soooooooooo fucking bored i put my babies to bed i'm so lost now i dunno what to do with myself.. what should i do? I was reading this poem a minute ago, I think it's sweet so i'm sharing with you if you don't like it fuck off. There is a Special Something about you… Something…that draws me to you and makes me want to get to know you better. Something…that stirs-up my emotions every time I see you; every time I am near you; every time I hear or speak your name. I really don’t understand why I feel this way, or, what this is all about; I only know that my heart tells me —with each and every pounding beat— that the Special Something about you… could turn into Something Very Special for us.
Plz Help!!!!
ive tried im gonna try a blog....can you please click the pick below, rate, and commment the hell outta it....thanx so much
Attention!!PopSical Is on air! ohh yeah come in and show her some love So click the pics and come in and say hi!! Today!
Aww I Think I Hurt His Feelers :o
So yeah.. this "guy" rates my profile and sends an add request. So I add and go to his page to rate, and rate pics.. started really looking at his pics and noticed something He doesn't have the same tattoos in all the pics LMFAO .. So I shouted him needless to say I deleted him. LMFAO
So. I've gotten about a lot of adds in the last week. Wooo, cool that is exciting, right? About half of them have been fucking pervs. And I tolerated it, I mean it comes with the territory. But today. I watched my alerts. And I watched. And I watched. And up until I posted my status "Closing NSFW" ONE PERSON rated any of my pictures that were "safe for work". Out of how many? 40? 60? More? That were on my page and rating random things today. Oh and don't forget the people that just go in to look! Those are the best! I am a fucking person, who happens to have NSFW pictures. This does not mean you can get off to me and not take the time to click on some pictures that you can't see places you want to stick your cock. Maybe leave a comment or two? Is that really wasting so much of your time, before you grab the lotion and rub one out? Fucking dicks. My NSFW is closed. I'll re open it when I'm not so disgusted. PS- thanks to those of you that have bothered to rate an
Some Words Of Wisdom For Some Of You Guys And Even Girls
when your really into someone and i mean head over heals butterflies in your stomach cloud 9 feeling about someone...............DONT BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN PAST GFS/BFS ALL THE FUCKING TIME IT MAKES US NOT FUCKING WANT YOU AND MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE ARE SECOND FIDEL TO THEM THAT WE CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD OR BETTER THEM AND MAKES JUST WANT TO FUCKING GIVE UP ON YOUR STUPID ASS..............BTW NEWS FLASH THERE IS A REASON THAT PEOPLE IN YOUR PAST DID NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE SO LEAVE THE FUCKING PAST RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE DAMN PAST.....(you know who the fuck you are) i feel better now(some what anyways) anyone want a beer or 2 or something :-)
confined to a room with no doors no windows, the solitude engulfs left with no more than my estranged thoughts. My shadow dances on the walls and is the only thing that I will let wander. My heart I can suddenly hear with every rythmic beat, so I know I am still alive. I feel myself growing with frustration and anger. I just want to tear down the walls and find myself free. Before I can I must find myself. I have four corners to look in, one corner I found myself bending to those around me. I know no comfort here I did however find a fleeting moment of joy. Now three more corners are left at my disposal.
Figment Of Ones Imagination
In my mind lyes the perfect someone. Someone that will be there after a hard day, someone to comfort me and be there during lifes struggles. I think that this person doesn't exist, they are just a figment of my imagination. Almost like a mystical abyss vanishing just as you approach it, so does this perfect someone. I actually found someone, someone that i care for alot.... but that to was a false dream. In my dream the perfect someone would apreciate me, would enjoy being the center of my universe. No one wants that anymore, no woman just wants to be treated speacial and looked after anymore they all have this attitude that they need to do everything on their own and don't want to be taken care of or treated respectfully. Maybe I'm wrong in the thinking that i want to treat someone speacial and just enjoy their company. To me having a beautiful woman, to caress and take care of is amazing. Is rejuvinating and fills your heart with love. I keep hoping, keep telling myself t
Iraq: The Death Of Reason
for my own amusement i have decided to blog the documentaries i have seen.the one i watched today is particurarly points out how this is not a war on terror but a war of points out how the US funded saddam and iran in the 80's to kill each other to weaken both has the evidence that we gave saddam permission to use chemical weapons on iran and his own people when they wanted to overthrow him.It also shows that after the gulf war due to the economic sanctions we implied,many elderly and young children paid the price with their lives.Up to 1.2-1.8 million died from 1991 to 2001 due to our ability to bomb them and prevent them from having clean water,medicine and the ability to have constant electricity.It lays out perfectly how the administration used 9/11 and religion to go through their agenda of genocide for control of the natural resources and global domination.At one point it shows how stupid the average american is when they ask whats it about and the a
Sud N' Fud
Sud N' Fud When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Head Games
I'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade.
Picking Your Friends
Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.
Deep Within My Soul
If I told you,today.My life changed the day we met.Would you beleive me? And if I said,that forever I will stay, would you doubt me? If I showed you everyday that I care,would it make you think about me ? When the morning comes and I am there.Would you kiss me? And when the day ends, Would you hold me? If today you told me,your life started the day you met me.I believe you.If you promise to stay forever,no doubts would cross my mine.If everyday no matter giving me a rose,or note on my pillow,saying you care,I would think of you every minute of the day.And the morning comes and you are there,I would kiss you upon your cheeks,and whisper in your ear,I will love you with ever breathe I take.And as the day ends,and night calls,I shall hold you,so tight,as we fall to sleep,I shall breathe upon your flesh,and you will know. Oh you will know that you are deep within my soul.
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the Son was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say 'I Love You.' So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know. And so, we keep them clos
I Like These Kinds Of Blogs...
it's very interesting to see what everyone's response might be.... it's kind of like a mum, but mumm's get kind of boring cause of the people want to be such dipshits about their responses. But to the question at hand... if you could be any kind of movie, what type of movie and title would you be? 1. comedy 2. romance 3. drama 4. science fiction 5. horror 6. documentary 7. action/adventure 8. children for me, i'd definately have to say i'd be a comedy film and i'd have to say the movie that best resembles me would be: Animal House, cause one of the guys in the movie's name is "President Hoover" and that's my real last name hehehe. See how easy it is...this can be quite fun, so please tell me who you are ;)
~ Dui Illegal Arrested, Convicted 9 Times Since 2003, Kills Father Of 5 ~
DUI illegal arrested, convicted 9 times since 2003 Authorities can't explain why alien who killed father of 5 still in U.S. Posted: April 21, 2007 7:15 p.m. Eastern © 2007 When Isidro Pena Soto's SUV slammed into an oncoming pickup truck, after passing another car at 90 miles-per-hour, the illegal alien who had been arrested or convicted at least nine times since 2003 made Kent Boone the fifth fatality in two weeks along a dangerous stretch of Northern California highway. The notorious two-lane roadway, known as "blood alley," runs through Napa, Solano, Sacramento and San Joaquin counties. It averaged more than 10 deaths a year during the five-year period ending in 2005. Pena, 26, was driving without a license while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. California Highway Patrol officers found two pounds of methamphetamine in his vehicle and more at his home. It was not his first brush with U.S. law, and that's what Boone's survivors find so hard
i went to a party. it was, for me, an inflammatory event. a woman i know was there, and she brought her handsome irish boyfriend. she is american, and i have known her more than 10 years. she has become passionately irish since meeting this man -- as my mom would say, she is now more irish than ireland itself. she was ranting about the Evil British and the Troubles, as she calls them. she is pleased about how uncomfortable she makes her English neighbors. all of these words come out of her and they sound the way that styrofoam feels: fake, crumbly, and not something you really want in the house. i mean nobody ever blew up her old man or shaved her head for her thoughts. of course after she dispatched the english, she started in on californians. she began to address the Blessed and Holy nature of anti-smoking laws: she is not going to be a victim of other people's bad habits and addictions. then of course she started in on the local Hispanics. this was the crown of her p
Standing Tall
stand before or beside me it need not matter for I will be there for you when you need it! O i can be strong for the both of us I will not let you flaunder I will not let you fail trust in me when I say you will prevail. My love for you is set to no limits. The walls between will fall! and you will see me for who I am!
FreeBird If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change. RIP January 15, 1965 - June 11,2006 Greg Hoffman a wonderfull father you will always be in my heart i will never forget you and will always miss you
I've Seen It All Before
I left you standing at the door there was a reason i wouldn't let you in tomorrow you will know all too well what the reason is, but for know I'm on the inside looking out and loving you still I had to let you go there was nothing there for me anymore NO I did not shed a tear I did not crumple to the floor, but I knew if I seen you once more I couldn't be resposible.
Prayer's So Needed
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or
What I Feel Sometimes
This television has a poison on it's breath. This counter culture of both wicked lies and death. It makes my eyes bleed everytime I turn around. How will they all feel when I bring them to the ground? And I say.] I walk for miles inside this pit of danger. A place where no one follows me, I walk alone. I'm sick of all these people talkin' out their heads. I've never understood a damn thing that they said. From words to actions never knowing what they're about. I guess I'll have to chew them up and spit them out. And I'll say! I walked for miles inside this pit of danger. I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger. The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders. A place where no one follows me I walk alone I walk alone. Yeah. I walked for miles inside this pit of danger. I've swallowed down a thousand years of anger. The weight of the world is falling on my shoulders. A place where no one follows me I walk alone. I walk alone.
~ Dui Crash Kills 2 Young Woman, He's Illegal With A Record, Why? ~
Driving without a Liecense one time, No Insurance another time, DUI another time, identity theft yet another time. Now 2 Young Woman have paid the price. When will it stop :( Suspect in crash that killed 2 had alcohol-related convictions ABy JON FRANK AND GILLIAN GAYNAIR, The Virginian-Pilot © April 3, 2007 | Last updated 6:06 PM Apr. 3 VIRGINIA BEACH - A man accused of killing two high school students Friday night in a car crash has a record of alcohol-related convictions in Chesapeake and Virginia Beach. Alfredo Ramos, charged with manslaughter in the deaths of Allison Kunhardt, 17, and Tessa Tranchant, 16, was convicted this year of DUI in Chesapeake and of public intoxication in Virginia Beach. Ramos, who admitted in court Monday that he is in the country illegally, also was convicted in Chesapeake last year of public drunkenness. Background: Driver charged with manslaughter after crash kills two Beach teens Update: Ramos was scheduled to appear this m
Well... Today sucked... just like yesterday, and the day before that and so on and so on. Monday I don't know what my problem was, well I do know what the problem was but didn't know why. I was just liked pissed off at the world. I was hating my job of course who doesn't hate there job. I hated the people at my job which usually I like the majority of the people there. I didn't wanna talk to no one except 2 people, and only one of them was there. Tuesday was a lil better but still hated my job and some of the people there. Wednesday sucked to cuz the CSM at my job was there and he's a big asshole and all he wants to do is clean the floors all damn day, on top of that he went on break at the worst time of the day and left me in charge and I didn't even really know what I was doing. Today was a lil better as well but now I'm in a bad mood cuz people don't do what they say they are gonna do. I mean seriously why would you tell someone you were gonna do something and do exactly the opposit
Playing Cinderella
as I sit here listening to Chuck Wick's Song "Stealing Cinderella" I'm reminded of the hardest thing I've ever had to go though, and will one day have to try to do again. I once tried to steal cinderella, the eleanor i have written about, and let me tell you the hardest thing you will ever go through in your life is to be looked at by the judgemental eyes of a father when you are trying to ask permission to marry his daughter. Most fathers wouldn't have been as judgemental as hers was. No matter how good of a person I was inside, I left his house feeling small and insignifigant. Yes, he gave his permission, but relunctently I found out later because the family secretly knew that it would never last and they halfheartedly gave their blessing and support. On the way from work today i was listening to another song that reminded me of the ex, I'm not sure what it was called but some of the words were: In the eyes of the world you may be just another girl, but in my eyes you are the w
The Roddy Piper
The Roddy Piper When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
Take The 9/11 Misdirection Test! **and Repost**
Take the 9/11 misdirection test! **And Repost** Body: 9/11 Misdirection looks at how misdirection was used on 9/11 Test here
Kids Can Be Annoying
Kids can be so damn annoying! I hate them. My siblings are an example of annoying kids. They are 19 and 16 and still annoy the crap out of me. If they decided to go away for like a couple of days, omg that would be the day! Just last week, we were going to watch Ghost Whisperer and they both hogged the couch. I was like wtf! My mom and I need a place to sit! We dont want to sit on the hard floor and have our asses be numb. I went into the kitchen and signaled to my mom that we dont have a place to sit. They automatically thought that I went to go and tell on them. My mom told them to give us some room and they both got so pissed off. For something little like this! Give me a break. My sis went on the floor and laid there and my bro used the tv in the kitchen. Omg!!!!! They are soooooo delicate!!! Arrrgggghhhh! I just wanted to slap them! Geez, I dont know if anyone has friends or siblings like this, but to make a big deal over nothing....omg!!! Stupid. That's all I got to say.
I Feel The Same Way !!
I will continue to send this on everytime I receive it until the right people GET IT!!! Can't Blame White People by Bill Cosby Bill & Camille Cosby They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk Everybody knows it's important to speak English... except these knuckleheads. Mushmouth is what they speak!? You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads throwing that all away.? The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneaker
~ Judge Blocks Plan To Penalize Employers Of Illegal Immigrants ~
You know i have a pretty open door at my house, i let those that i know come in and i want you to make yourself at home my home is you home. But see you come in through the front door and i know who you are. I don't have a problem with hard working people coming here to work and live, I do believe we should know who is here. Would you let some one in your house to run free with knowing who they are? The letters have to deal with Social Security numbers that end in 0000, come back to dead people, or come back to a LEGAL SS Number. Judge Blocks Plan to Penalize Employers of Illegal Immigrants Written by C. Johnson, Internet News Producer SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A federal judge has granted a request to temporarily block a government plan that cracks down on employers who hire illegal immigrants. In a decision Wednesday morning, U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer ruled the Social Security Administration and the Department of Homeland Security could not go ahead with a p
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Love Heals!
I want to bury your pain in the valley of my soul Unleash your fear, help you become whole Wipe your memory clean with a sweep of my lips Slow dance you to heaven, my hands on your hips Mend your heart with tiny threads of compassion Sew up your soul in precision like fashion Hold you close until you're safe and secure You'll sleep like a baby, that I assure Carry you away to the place near my heart Together, forever, we will never part Floating away on a cloud of affection Kisses light up the sky with our magic connection Jskins
Cauldron Chant
See the cauldron froth and bubble. Brewing love, or boiling trouble Over the flames and smoke of fire Witches send, chant and conspire. Mixing, in strange herbal Iore, To set to rights, or even a score. The knowledge of witch, wyse wyfe and hag Could heal, or bless, or cause to gag. Herbes of mystery from long lost tomes. Oil which bubbles, seethes and sefoams. Weaving a scented and spooky spell To enliven the senses of love to quell, Gurgles and cackles and laughs of glee Summon the powers that there be. Only a witch and the planetary Gods Can bless with might, or set all at odds. bubble, cauldron, froth and foam. Bring a wandering lover home. Work the magic of my witchy brew Chanted over this murky Stew.
Throughout our journey we walk many roads,and surrender to many troubles.We walk alone,or We walk together.We spend our lifetime creating our futures.And bound by the clouds that shadows us.We strive for that certain peace,yet blinded when it is staring us in the face.We sat in a lonely room tormenting our very essence,yet,all we have to do is open the door and take that first step.We see our life in a hopeless manner,yet we do not,look what we have acccomplished.We hide behind the mirror,yet,we do not see the image.We sat alone in a dark alley and we cry,yet,we do nothing to pick ourselves up.We blame others for our shortcomings ,but,we dont search deep down why. We hide behind walls,to pertect ourselves,yet,not willing to tear it down.We see the world as angery substance,but,not willing to change it.We unite when there is trouble,but,walk away,when all is said and done.We fight for our rights,but not of a child's.Sometimes we hate life,yet we cannot see what life has giving.We,cuz
Suffering In Silence
Open hearts lead to magic   Guarded souls can be so tragic   Allow your dreams to be enjoyed? Or jump through hoops just to avoid Hitting the target, souls connected With the possibility of being infected Faith displayed as a selfless thirst Wounded souls or infernally cursed? Destined to be much more than slated By the love of a man so spiritually fated Bringing to light to those cloaked in fear Who wish one day to wake without tears The tortured soul of an innocent child To be whisked away to a place beguiled The woman who only lives to endure Her dreams to distant, too obscure Ignored by a public, too callous to care But not by the dreamer who feels their despair
Ted Aka Highly Explosive
im puting this here due to the limited space we have on the about me space on the main page becuse there ias alot about me i want to put on here which icant on my profile lol. ___________________________________________________ My real name is Ted Ochsenhirt, iam 55 years young (no one ever gets old) and i live in Tacoma Washington. I was born and raised here at McChord AFB. my dad was an airforce pilot during the war and afterwards he stayed in till his retirement in 62 i believe, he then went to work for ther state of wa. as a GLC4 for cascadia Juvie Home in Puyallup which is now the Indian home for the Puyallup tribes.a GLC4 is what they called group life Counselor grade 4 which means hestayed in the small homes they had built back in the days where they kept the kids who broke the law or were runaways or whatever...then come home after their shifts. My mom was a cook in one of he restaurants where we lived, i diodisheswhen i was teen in there as well, and plus worked Goodwill
Hey Everyone
Just to let you all know that my graduation for my training will be on 1st november, i can not wait for it. so i can get back home for few month and hang out with you all. I also got two more tatoos check them out on my pic area, hope you will like them. Just been busy, i have internet now, but it is too slow, so most of the time i give up on it. Saturday is my holiday EID, after i fast for 30 days, tomorrow is my last day of fasting. wish you all happy holiday. I will try to stay intouch more. Love you all and miss you all. Moe
Somewhere the sun is shining, and the clouds are not in sight. Somewhere someone's laughing, and talking about what might. What might have been another year, for us to spend together. What might have been another time, that I could cherish forever. Somewhere two people laugh and joke, and carry on all day. Talk about their past and future, in an extraordinary way. They talk about the last few years, and how they made a bond. They found it funny they both were different, but both especially fond. Fond of each other everyday, so genuine and true. A friend to tell of all your worries, if ever you were blue. To trust with all my secrets, and keeping yours close to heart. Knowing you will comfort me, and sharing all our art. Somewhere the sun is shining, and we will meet again. Become the friends we always were, and talk about what's been. Although you're gone I know you're here, to help me through hard times. Help me make the righ
Trutubelive L Broadcasting The News The Mainstream Forgot To Mention...
TruTubeLIVE l Broadcasting the news the mainstream forgot to mention...
Pattycake While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
The (new) Motorboat
The Motorboat While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
You Fucking Call This Liberation?!
9 children killed in U.S. raid in Iraq 9 children killed in U.S. raid in Iraq By STEVEN R. HURST, Associated Press Writer 19 minutes ago A U.S. attack killed 19 insurgents and 15 civilians, including nine children, northwest of the capital Thursday — one of the heaviest civilian death tolls in an American operation in recent months. The military said it was targeting senior leaders of al-Qaida in Iraq. American forces have applied fierce and determined pressure on militants, especially al-Qaida in Iraq, since the full contingent of additional U.S. troops arrived June 15. But Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has recently confronted top American commander Gen. David Petraeus about what he sees as overly aggressive U.S. tactics that harm innocent civilians, according to Iraqi officials. The military statement detailing Thursday's air and ground assault said soldiers were acting on intelligence reports about an al-Qa
~ David Bowie / Mick Jagger - Dancin In The Streets ~
Activity For Happy Hour
Comment bomb Minnie Kitty:
Where Should I Go?
well here is the deal. i am planning on moving out of michigan and am having trouble deciding where i should go. i Know i want to stay off the east coast and still not go farther west them Missouri but other than that i am open for where ever i want to go and because of my job i can go anywhere i want. what i want from you all is if you are or know of somewhere that is a good place let me know and let me know why it is a good place. lmao trust me nowhere is worse than flint.
Please Hear What I Am Not Saying
Please Hear What I Am Not Saying Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by this mask that I wear. For I wear a thousand masks and none of them are really me. Masks that I'm too afraid to take off, fearing that you'll get to know me. Pretending is an art that is second nature to me. I'm pretending that I am in command and that I need no one. That I'm cool and that my surface is so smooth and I cannot be shaken by anything. I act as if I am in control, but please don't for one moment be fooled by my surface, that's only my mask. Beneath this mask lies no smugness, no complacence. Beneath this mask dwells the real me in confusion, loneliness, and fear. But I don't dare tell you that. I don't dare tell you that this is my mask. I'm frightened by all the possibilities of my weaknesses being exposed. I think about it all the time. Will I look like a fool? That's why I work frantically to create this mask to hide behind in my relationship with people.
I uploaded some pic of a pair of gorgeous rose I grew. I love growing roses and these are so far the best I churned out yet, they are HUGE!! Check out the pictos...
The Mellon Dive
The Mellon Dive Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.
What Do You Think??
What do you think?? Big thanks to DAN 4 RonPaul 08' Revolution
How To Under Stand Men 101
men are horny and will say anything you want just to get laid lol
Thanks To Everyone!
I know alot of my friends are commenting others who truely need the comments because of the contests they are in, but if anyone is out there that has nothing to do right now can you please come by my contest picture and leave a comment or two! I would greatly appreciated! I have a little over 32,000 to go which is better then the 50,000 needed! Please help! Thank you, Jennifer Link:
~ David Bowie - Modern Love ~
Questions For Those Interested In New Paths...
Some questions for you to ask/know about being a Witch/Pagan/Wiccan 1) Do you get upset with repeating lessons you think you've already learned? 2) Do you feel defensive if someone instructs you? 3) Is the thought of a never-ending journey into wisdom more than you can bear to think about? 4) Do you have the strength to be different? Is your difference meant to annoy family & friends? If not, how far would you go w/the courage of your convictions? 5) Have you ever had the experience of being a minority w/all its attendant prejudices & persecutions? Even if you haven't, how well do you think you handle such experiences as a Witch? 6) Do you get defensive in group situations of any kind if you feel your way is right? Is there room in you for compromise? If so, where would you draw the line over which you will not cross? 7) What do you see as the major differences between someone who calls himself a Witch and someone who calls himself a Wiccan? What about a pagan? Can
The Beauty Of A Woman
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her
Describe Me Plz
Describe ME in one (1) word...just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. This is Really fun!
Jack Black
i was watching jack black the other day in the movie school of rockand i noticed that the kid playing spider looked awfully familiar well there was a reason for that i live in a small town and over the years i have watched kids graduate high school and go off to the four corners of the earth. some do good some dont well back to the young man playing as the character spider. well his name is Lucas Babbin and he is the son of the local dentist lol i cant believe i didnt recognize him sooner so now when someone here is asking dr.babbin how his son is they ask about spider and not lucas lol
~ David Bowie & Queen - Under Pressure ~
The Landshark
The Landshark The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Damn! These Men Are Fine As Hell! (part 4)
Alright straight ladies, and all you bi and gay men out there. Feast your eyes on these lovely lads. All I can say is.........DAMN! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Well I hope thats enough "eye candy" for now. I will post more later down the road. Love U all! Luisa
Now Thats An Ass
You know what pisses me off is when you look through your friends and notice one of them is sad or lonely or whatever, and you send them a gift just to try and cheer them up and not even a thanks for you. Maybe I'm gettin old or just freakin' venting but it's a valid point any ways.
The Hindenburg
The Hindenburg When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.
Damn! These Men Are Fine As Hell! (part 3)
More Tasty Tibits Ladies (and all you Bi and Gay Gents out there. LOOK AT THESE HOTTIES! WhooooOO!HOooOOOOoooO! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and {{smile}} ____________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ____________________________________________ When she wants a hug She will just stand there ____________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ____________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ____________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ____________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering *how long you will be around* ____________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is {{NOT}} at all fine _______________
Ron Paul On Tucker Carlson 10-10-2007
Ron Paul on Tucker Carlson 10-10-2007
~ Stray Cats - Sexy And 17 ~
I Hate That I Feel This Way...when I Shouldn't
Staind ~ Fill me up I just had to let you know cause I don't always let it show you give me needed room to grow and I just had to tell you so you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted It's just like poetry inside to hear you breathing by my side like I’m in heaven and I’ve died so glad you're with me for this ride you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted I see your face to start my day makes all my bad dreams go away and all the stupid games we play wouldn't have it any other way you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted
Flaming Amazon
Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
~ Stray Cats - You Don't Believe Me ~
Damn! These Men Are Fine As Hell! (part 2)
More yummy fellas. Grrrrrrr Baby Grrrrr! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
I'm Lost
This site is confusing!
I GOT ALOTTA NEW PIX CHECK THEM OUT IN THE "workin" album!!!! comment comment comment. thanks
Fun In The Sun...
A hot afternoon and we're baking in the sun, you reach for my hand and we run to the ocean to cool off; we begin to play, splashing, laughing and enjoying each other. You pull me to you, looking into my eyes we kiss. You reach down, grab my ass, and pulling me to you; I can feel you getting harder. You slide your hand inside the bottom of my suit, running it over my ass, applying a little squeeze,then around to my pussy. Breaking our kiss to pull me tighter, as your fingers find my clit. You look around to seeing people walking and playing on the beach, and feel the excitement of doing something taboo, as the waves sway us back and forth. You whisper into my ear, " I want you now", and I reach for your cock, as you slip my suit down. I help guide you into me feeling a delight as a mixture of salt water, my wetness greets the ridges and creases of your cock as you inter me. We sway with the waves as our rhythm increase. You stop and turn me around so my back is too you, as you slide y
Whats For Dinner Tonight Kidd-0's INGREDIENTS 3 medium potatoes peeled and quartered 2 2 cups fresh baby carrots 2 celery ribs cut into2 1/2 inch pieces 1 medium onion peeled and quartered 3 garlic cloves peeled and quartered 1/2 cup chicken broth 3 turkey drumsticks (about 1/2 pound each) 2 tsp seasoned salt 1 tsp dried thyme 1/4 tsp pepper 1 tsp dried parsley flakes DIRECTIONS In a greased oval 5 or 6 qt slow cooker, combine the first six ingredients. Place drumsticks over vegetables and sprinkle with seasoned salt, thyme, parsley and pepper. Cover: cook on low for 5 to 5 1/2 hours or until meat thermometer reads 180 degrees. Yields 3 serving Yumm-O
Erotic Desires
Come fulfill your erotic desires with DJ Kreator...Come to the hottest new fubar loungeErotic Desires... Bring your friends...or your online cyber playmates Click the pic below for ur free ride to Erotic Desires! So get your asses in here...What are u waiting for!
~ Stray Cats - Summertime Blues ~
Damn! These Man Are Fine As Hell
Just TAKE A LOOK and TELL ME they dont look damn good. HeeHeeHee! I wish I could take one home with me. (Devilish grin) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
I Am Submissive Woman
I am a submissive woman ~Author Unknown i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in serving Him do i find complete freedom and joy... His punishments may be harsh, but i accept them thankfully, knowing that He has my best interests always foremost in His mind. If He desires my body for pleasure, i shall joyfully give it to Him and take pleasure myself from knowing that i have brought Him happiness. However, the pleasure
Smoking Laws
What does everyone think about the smoking laws in our country and in your neck of the woods? I know where I live in Portage, Indiana, 40 miles east of Chicago, and I work in Valparaiso, Indiana. There is no smoking in bars, clubs, any place that servers food to the public. Where I work for city government, we can not smoke in the veichles even if you are the only person in the damn thing. We have to stand 50 feet away from any door or window, and god forbid qwe get called out to plow snow to some other shit. I for one have not and will not work for 24 hours or more with out a smoke. I think they have gone to far with th is shit, does anyone agree with me? I have a 4 year old and I don't smoke in the house, I never have smoked in my house even before the birth of my son. but i pay my taxes just like the non-smoking people and it should be my chopice and not t he governments choice as to where i smoke.
Attention To Everyone!
Wanted everyone to know, Alot has been going on in my family past few weeks. Those of you who know me personally, you know what has happened. For everyone else, here it goes, My Aunt went to the doctor 2 weeks ago cause she thought she felt something strange in her breast. Keep in mind, she JUST had a mamogram. Come to find out, it was a very rare cancer normally not caught cause it gets under the muscle. Within 3 days of finding this, they had her in the Hospital doing a Masectomy. Now she is in the middle of Chemotherapy when just a little over 2 weeks ago she was fine and healthy. OR so she thought. PLease keep her and my family in your prayers!! Thank you all!! Love and bites, Lost Civeteto, Queen Witch, Creator of LDC, Engaged to Forsaken Bitch, MEMBER CLUB F.A.R.
I Thank God For Hugh (demonstar)
I really thank god for Hugh. I love him and care about him alot. I am just not sure what the future will bring. And I am not ready for a relaitonhsip, this he knows. But I do love him, and he loves me. I just hopew we stay the best of friends forever, no matter what. He has always been there for me, and i for him. I will always love and care for hal. love you hal! Luisa
The Playmate...
Well, Since I need to get back into my writing, What type of writing shall I do.. Hmmm.. Well, Halloween is falling upon us so I guess I shall write a ghost story for you all.. I hope you enjoy it as much as do and Pleasant Dreams.. Dave just moved to a new town with his parents as they settled into their new apartment. Dave looked out to the window when he noticed a boy about his age playing in the joint back yard. He walks out there to find the boy playing with a paper air plane. He appeared to be Dave's age.. 8 or 9 years old. Short brown hair, deep blue eyes, and wearing a denim blue jumper outfit. It was dirty and rugged but Dave didnt care. Dave approached the boy as he wore a smile on his face. The other turned and saw Dave as he was making his way towards. The child smiled as well as he stopped all that he was doing. Soon they both started to talk and introduce each other. The other boy's name was name Billy.. And soon Billy and dave quickly became friends.. Dave would ru
The Kiss
The Kiss we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly
Dog In A Bathtub
Dog In A Bathtub This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
~ Stray Cats - Rock This Town ~
~ Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut ~
A Special Person Found
THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE...... .......TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO CARE 4 THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTIRE LIFETIME......... ..............TO FORGET THEM............. .......SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.............. .........IT'S A SHORT COMMENT.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THEM...... ...IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE... .......IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN......... ...............YOUR FRIENDS If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ******. . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.**
Oh No... It Is Raining Here
I have 30 miles to drive tonight to get to my next meeting and it just started raining here. Last night I almost hit 4 deer coming home from a late meeting. Now I have rain and deer to dodge on the way home. I just love these late night meetings.
New Pics In Default
ok people i got some new pics in my default and i need some love on them so stop by and give me some love on them and while your here please rate the rest of my pics i have plenty to look at now so please give me lots of love thanx for those that do stop and give me love
Cop's Delight
Cop's Delight The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
~ Rufus & Chaka Kan - Tell Me Something Good ~
Live in NEW YORK'S Central Park! Chaka setting the standard 30+ years ago!
Dream Of Me
Dream Of Me "Dream of me", she said as she hung up the phone "Dream only of me my love, and me alone" And later that night, when his body hit the bed, Visions of her beauty danced through his head His first dream of her was in Paris, along the Champs Elyesses Dancing with the night, playing hide-and-seek with the day The beauty of her face reflected in his eyes Never before had he felt so happy, never before had he felt so alive His next dream of her was paradise, it looked like Belize There they drank Pina Coladas and lived a life of ease The beauty of her body reflected in the sun It was then that he knew in his heart that she was the only one His last dream of her was the best of the three It was a vision of the one thing that he hoped someday would be The warmth of her body next to him, reflected in candlelight He longed for it to be like this, each and every night He rose from his dream in the middle of the night Stretching out his arms and rubbing the
I Am Your Music
I Am Your Music i am your music You play me softly the gentle sounds of woods Your play me passionately a symphony of strings Your play me joyously the singing of piccolos You play me thoughtfully the tinkle of the piano You play me brutally the pounding of drums I am your music or are you mine?
Its All About Me
before i go to far into about me, i will first let you know that i am 35 years old. now with that dsiclaimer out of the way. i believe myslef to be a free spirited person. i have done and seen what many people often only dream about doing. yes i dream but i also go after my dreams. recently i had a friend pay me one of the best compliments, 'the thing about you michael is that you do what you say you are going to do.' i love to travel. i have traveled by air land and sea. i have on a whim driven from cali to florida for the weekend. i have scuba'd off the coast of spain. i have partied like a rockstar in mexico. i have dove into the water off the cliffs of italy. i have hiked the grand canyon. i have skied the rockies. i have stood in the colliseum in rome.i have splashed down from a balloon. i have taken my motorcycle to 150+ mph. i could list a hundred other events and locations. i have seen a lot, but i still have yet to see it all. i would like to find someone to share these dream
Girls Vs. Women
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro
Take Me There!
There’s a place in your heart, nobody's been, Take me there. Things nobody knows, Not even your friends, Take me there. Tell me bout your momma, your daddy, your hometown, Show me around, I want see it all, don't leave anything out. I want to know, everything about you THEN. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the rest of your life hid, I want to know the girl behind that pretty stare, Take me there. Your first real kiss, your first true love, You were scared. Show me where, You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. I want to roll down main street, the back roads, Like you did when you were a kid, What made you who you are, Tell me what your story is. I want to know, everything about you THEN. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the rest of your life hid, I want to know the girl behind t
True Beauty
She stands beside her bed, disrobes, and sighs, For in her glass she sees a nymph's lewd eyes: Her every curve's a sultry hint of lust And every blush a fault which her needs must. Corinna stares and thinks that she is fat, Though clearly one can see she's never that. Perhaps her lack of belief in self's the cause Of why she takes this decomposing pause? Or doubt at man's desire the night to stay? Want they her body or mind? She starts to pray: She hopes, maybe, beneath this nymph there lies A sad and beauteous girl quite in disguise.

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