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A Better Tomorrow.......
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Let's Meet And Cum Together..
hi, how are you? are you here for real meet and real relationship? are you one of those guys here who just want to play? im here your the real deal and for real skin to skin hook ups. but i want to verify your name first before we have to plan on it. i just want to verify your name and i want to make sure that when we meet and have a dinner or something that im safe and not into the risk because im looking for real meeting and not for games. i want to know more about you so that ill be comfortable with you and i am not here for BS, i dont do cam thing and im not a model. im not here to get your money and i have my money and i have my work as a accounting assistant and im proud of it. if your really sincere for real meeting then get verified and lets meet. here's my link to get yourself verified: the link is from webcams site and i paid for it and its cost me 50$ a month and they will send me your name when you want to meet me in person. i li
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*AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*@ fubar Be sure to rate as rates = 5 points and theres a prize for the person with the most rates.AnD I want to win it!!!!And comments also count Send me message u rated me or commented me and I will F/A/R If I have not already!! Click on the picture Rules Needs at least 2,500 points to win any fubucks. Most points wins a 7 days or a 1 months VIP as well. Most rates (over 200) wins 3 day blast too. Have fun! PLEASE R/A/F THE HOST MishNumber1 Fubar World Cruise & WISEUKF Owner of SUP, Club FAR & Shadow Levelers@ fubar NickelbackRockstarMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.comPLEASE REPOST
Socila Security For Illegal Aliens
Subject: Fw: Senate approves Social Security to Illegal Aliens! Social Security Changes It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Bush. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives ben efits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives? As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits. Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service. Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names. If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know. Thank you! To add your
Future Milf's And Ugly Women - Know Your Role!!!
UGLY WOMEN - Know Your Damn Role!!! I admit that in my past, I used to peruse dating sites during boring afternoons at my job. It killed time, and if I saw something that looked useful, perhaps I could get my end wet, if you catch my drift? But if there was one thing that used to piss me off about those sites, it was the deceitful-ass women who posted profiles on them. Yeah, very few people are ever honest about themselves, I get that. Heck, it happens here even on FUBAR. But what I cant tolerate is when ugly bitches try and pull a fast one on a dude by having a confusing main photo. I know youve seen it - two girls smiling for the camera at a party somewhere or at a club. You, looking at this picture for the first time, have no idea which chick in the photo is actually the owner of the profile page and which isnt. You hope that its the pretty one - the girl with the huge rack and the blonde hair, but life has taught you that nine-times-out-of-ten its the!!!
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I Am Begging........closed
ok all i am begging for rates in this auction.. please show some love and click the pic and rate for me... MUCH TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS , FAMILY... MUAHZZZZ ALL
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Sad Night...
So how do you tell a 5 year old that while she was sleeping her sisters fish bit her fish for the last time...So the moral of this story is that we are down one fish. Sticky has officially died.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Lay Me Low
they're going to lay me low (lay me low) they're going to sink me in the snow they're going to throw back their heads and crow when i go they're going to jump and shout they're going to wave their arms about all stories will come out when i go all the stars will all glow bright and my friends will give up the fight they'll see my work in a different light yeah, when i go they'll try telephoning my mother but they'll end up getting my brother he'll spill a story of some long gone lover that i hardly know hats off to the man on top of the world come crawl up here baby and i'll show you how it works if you want to be my friend and you want to repent and you want it all to end and you want to know when well do it now, don't care how take your final bow make a stand, take my hand and blow it all to hell they're going to inform the police chief who'll breathe a sigh of relief he'll say i was a malanderer, a bad landerer and a thief yeah, when i g
A Special Thank You!
I really appreciate all the Birthday wishes and really wished I could return the luv. However I have been having computer problems at home and can't get online except on a friends computer and it is dial-up(which won't let me do much here). I'm hoping this works! I'm glad you all haven't forgotten me and I hope to be back real soon. Thanks again and I hope all is well with all my great friends! Lots of love to you all....Cherise'
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Thanks Friends And Fans......
You got me buzzed. Ohhhhhhhhh, I just got home from a night out on the town and I am so fruckin drunk right now. lol NMy screen is all blurrred. whew. Im giong to see how long I can stay on here before I pass out, so off to rate some stash.
I Dont Cry I Bleed!!!
I Dont Cry I Bleed!!! The words spill from my pen. trying to get it all out. holding it in is what my life is about. I cry myself to sleep at night for reasons I dont know. trying to pinpoint my feelings, trying not to let them show. how I feel so numb immune to all the pain. watching the blood fall, the dark red stain. my eyes see every detail, making sure I fail. the voices in my head mock, invisible hands on my clock. telling me how to fail, weaning me off my shock. so used to the daily pain, so used to the never ending shame. your trying to ask whats wrong, while you gaze at your reflection. not hearing my words youre just trying to act like you have affection. all I see in you is greed. like its off my pain you feed. you lap my blood cause I dont cry I bleed.
Coustom Oder Your Next Date.....
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Account Being Deleted.............
To all my friends on here. On Friday I am deleting this account. All of you have been great friends to me but fear not I will still be here. I am really trying hard to get my home business off and running so most of my time is spent on that profile. I wish all of you who read this stop by this profile and add, fan, and rate me. but if not that is ok. I am looking for anybody that my be interested in starting a fun and very great business with unlimited income potentional depending on what you what in life. After all I am a 6'02" and 366 pounds that looks very intimadating but I love making these candles and stand behind them 100%. I am going to post the link to the profile and hope to see ya there. GMCREATIONS.. Wanted People who want to make $$$ going Green!!!!!!@ fubar
When You Have Sex, Your Body Makes A Promise
Time and time you hear the story. Poor, sweet girl meets guy who seems really crazy about her. They date for an unspecified period of time before finally she decides to have sex with him. In that moment, everything changes. Sex unleashes a torrent of emotions. Shes vulnerable. Shes smitten. Shes ready to plan their future together, and she wants him to feel exactly the same way. And hes ready to run like hell. So he does, which labels him a "player." He was only out for sex. What a jerk. He knew how hard it was for her to give that part of herself to him and as soon as it was over, the thrill of the chase was over too. Suddenly, he was ready for the next conquest. Hes a jerk...right? Im here to say something on behalf of men...because if a man wrote this hed probably be called a "woman hater." So Ill be the voice. WOMEN...I ask you ever think that maybe, just maybe, the reason he ran wasnt because he "conquered" you? Maybe YOU are the one who made him run. Ma
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Men That Wont Let Go! Not Sure I Can Call Him A Man...
Police Briefs Sentinel & Enterprise Article Launched: 04/03/2008 10:00:47 AM EDT Judge: Intimidation in love letters LEOMINSTER -- District Court Judge John J. Curran Jr. set bail at $10,000 Wednesday for an incarcerated Leominster man accused of violating the terms of a restraining order by sending a letter to his ex-girlfriend. Police allege Daniel F. Simmons, 36, sent two letters under a false name from the Worcester County House of Corrections to the woman, in part asking her not to testify against him, according to a report from Officer Michael DeLuca. DeLuca reported the woman turned the letters in upon receiving them. In one of the letters, Simmons allegedly admitted to risking breaking his restraining order by writing the letter, and he laid out four scenarios for the woman, including two asking her not to testify against him in court. "The (district attorney) cant force you to," he allegedly wrote.
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More Guys Needed
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Dont Quit
Dont Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will When the road youre traveling seems all up hill When the funds are low and the debts are high And you want to smile but you have to sigh When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must but dont you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns As everyone of us sometimes learns And many a failure turns about When he might have won had he stuck it out Dont give up though the pace seems slow You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out The silver tint of the clouds of doubt And you never can tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far So stick to the fight with youre hardest hit Its when things seem worst that you must not quit.
I live by the words that I have a faith that can make mountains fall,but if I do not have love I am nothing at all.There should be a time in a man's heart when he should open up to the idea to love hard,to give his self to his mate and be everything that she desires in him.So many of us men walk this earth unconscious to the feeling of love,it is such a great feeling.To know when you get home there is one special woman that inter-twines with your soul.She knows when you are happy and when you are sad.So why not know those things about her,put that woman first.Strip yourself down to nothing and what are you a man with body,heart and soul.Not 22inch rims and fashion tags,that is nothing.Think of yourself as more than that,I am Love.
Wildlife Lounge Bulletin
Im Tired Of.......
Im Tired Of.... Im tired of being lied to Im tired of guys just wanting a piece of ass. Im tired of being alone Im tired of not having a job. Im tired of not having my damn licesnces Tired of always waiting on someone else Im tired of the bullshit Im tired of not having any TRUE friends Im tired of just bein at home all the time Im tired of ppl that always think they are right im tired of i cant even find me the "RIGHT ONE" Im tired of jackasses who try to make me think they are going to be different than every other guy then prove themselves wrong. Im tired of this damn rain were always getting LOL im tired of just bein a nobody basically im tired of the friends u do have dont even wanna do anything with u im tired of just EVERYTHING :(
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$ecret Is Out!
My personal referral link is: Some of you saw that two weeks ago I post that I had earned $45. Thought you'd like an update. You see my name right there in the pic, so you know this isn't just some crap. This is the real deal. This is where my extra cash comes from. The secret is out.
Air Show Saturday
Everyone know what has been going on with me medically, so here goes an update! Tuesday I have a follow up appointment to double check exactly what is going on with my breathing. While I am breathing better, I'm not comfortable with how long it is taking to heal up. Today was Air Show Saturday, an annual event for me.. I go down to the airport, sit around and totally enjoy the presentations of the various aircraft as well as the flight demonstrations. Well, today didn't turn into a normal enjoyment of the Air Show. Arriving at the Air Show at 10 am, it all appeared to be another beautiful Saturday in this paradise we call Florida. Nice, 75 - 80 degrees, cloud covered and a real nice breeze. Found great seating area on the grass, alongside the runway, in show center. Everything that was anything in the show would be going on directly in front of my party. This was showing me it was going to be a wonderful day. But unknown to me, this was soon to change. There was a mag
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Bad November - Track 2 - Mystery Girl
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involed sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Mystery Girl: Mystery girl/ We met under the moonlight/ Your lips taste like wine/ And I want to get drunk/ Mystery girl/ We kissed under starlight/ Will your love free m
New Energy Alert - April 3 !
Greetings! Some incredible new openings arrived for us on April 1st. Like a huge flower opening and readying to bloom, much was revealed to us and a very new doorway opened to allow an effortless and beautiful entry into a higher vibrating reality and world of our wildest dreams. Some are having awesome and incredible experiences, and others are feeling stagnation and heaviness. There is a key to this door to heaven, and all we need do is be willing to grasp it and open the door. I have been telling a tale the past months or perhaps years of dimensional hierarchies. I have been telling a tale about how we would eventually arrive in a space where we would be on a new and different other side, spending limited but valuable time on the dimensional border, and rarely going back to the lower and denser dimensions which will be crashing as they prepare to depart. This is all finally occurring now. This scenario is most certainly herewe are smack in the middle of it
Polygamist Camp
ELDORADO, Texas (CNN) -- Dozens more children and young women were removed Saturday from a Texas ranch that is home to members of a polygamist sect, as state workers investigated claims of physical and sexual abuse. A total of 183 people -- including 137 children -- have been taken away since law enforcement officers raided the compound Thursday night, said Marleigh Meisner, a spokeswoman for the Texas Child Protective Services Division. The children -- most of them girls -- were being interviewed by special investigators, she said. "We're trying to find out if they're safe," she explained. "We need to know if they have been abused or neglected." Eighteen of the girls have been taken into state custody. Authorities believe that they "had been abused or were at immediate risk of future abuse," said Child Protective Services spokesman Darrell Azar. The others were taken to a nearby civic center. Meisner described them as doing "remarkably well." Authorities contin
Showin' Friends Love
so a good guy is in an auction and needs rates on a pic Here is the link please rate the pic....and if you are so inclined bid on him
Point Of No Return
-This is the point from which I can never return -And if I back down now then forever Ill burn -This is the point from which I can never retreat -Cuz if I turn back now there can never be peace -This is the point from which I will die to succeed -Living the struggle at least I know Im alive when I bleed -From now on it could never be the same as before -Because the place that Im from does not exist anymore -I pledge no allegiance fuck all the Presidents speeches -Im baptized by America covered in leaches -The dirty water that preaches -Washes out your soul and facial features -Downing you with propaganda -That they spit through their speakers -And if you speak about the evil that the government does -The patriot act will track you down to the type of your blood -Theyll try to frame you and try to say you sell drugs -Throw a federal inditement on all the people you love -This shit is run by fake Christians and fake politicians -Look at their mansions and now lo
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Everything As It Seems....
One day you wake up and think things are okay, and you think that life is good. Then after moments of waking up out of your fake reality, you realize that life isnt what it seems. When you think you have a lifetime with someone, they disappear with the blink of an eye. Everything you have ever known about that person falls into a spiraling staircase of nothing. Can anyone answer me a question? When will things be okay? Why do the people you actually love the most, have be taken away from you? Is it punishment? Is it a lesson that we have to learn? I dont understand. Nothing for me at all this year has gone right at all. I thought to myself as soon as this year began that it was going to be a new year. It was going to be a wonderful year because of I was turning 18. But no. Everything that I thought would last forever lasted seconds. Everything I thought would soon vanish without a trace. My feelings towards everything now are simple. 1 - Never expect the unexpected. 2- Never give you
Very Very Understated....
You Are a Classic Bikini! You are the type of gal who looks good in almost any bikini. Going for the understated look, you don't need a flashy bikini to turn heads. What Kind of Bikini Are You?
Here I sit,all alone, I got no life, since your gone. Why is it I must, be all alone? Why is it your gone? Why did you have to go? Why couldn't you stay? Did you have to leave? Leave me here alone, lonely and blue? Wondering what to do. My life is nonthing without you! *****June 17,2005***** by:Patsy Crow NUTTINBUTTSEXXY
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Elf Song
Elf Song [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, and deals with the elves of Scotland who had long ago, in a forgotten war, sacrificed their intelligence to save their race. It was written for a lovely girl in the newsgroups, from quebec and just about to have her first baby,Jany, I liked it there until my "machine translator" failed me on some slang and I insulted everyone there.] There was a stirring in the ancient halls as every stone set into the heavy walls creaked and seemed to move slightly in its setting, candles flickered and even the animals housed in the stables outside the ancient castle went silent. Throughout every hallway and room the atmosphere was alive with tension; it was as if something unseen was silently waiting, just below the conscious level, waiting to leap free. Then at last it came, so softly at first that it could barely be heard, slowly growing in intensity until t
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You Are 16% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?
Remembering The Good Times
Hay there gurl! you'd say as you, came threw the door, carring a pie or a cake, or something good you had just baked, Always with a smile on your face. You wore your white hat with the feather in it. "Look at this you'd say, you want a peice?" "This is the best one yet. I got you some grapes, you want a peice of cake? Where's everyone at?" Then we'd sit and chat, Chat about the things you did. The places you went, the things I did, and this and that. What we'll do tomorrow, will we go fishing, or ride the bikes by the river? Just go get a coke, or float down the creek in your boat? *****June 21,2004****** by:Patsy Crow NUTTINBUTTSEXXY
My Daily Blog
I recently started a daily blog/diary of my day to to day life. This is an experiment that will chronicle my existence from my 26th birthday, to my 27th. If you ever get bored and want to read about an up and coming screenwriter/filmmaker, then goto and read my daily musings/experiences. -Script-
My Life
Have you ever found the truth ... the true meaning of who you are and why we are here? I have found love, peace, hatred, sadness, passion, desire and happiness. I have learned that love takes time to grow... Like a seed that needs nurturing to blossom into a beautiful flower so must love learn to blossom. Peace, that is in the inner heart , inner mind, and inner spirit that comes from a deep level of our beautiful surroundings and all that share in that beauty . All hatred within can be turned into love if we understand where the hatred formed , and to give love and understanding and not criticism or judge . Sadness that can be made into joy with just the little things in life like a good word said or a hug. Passion that is so deep within that all we need to do is release the passion inside so that we become energized with a newness that all will want to share in. Desire that is within us that is so strong that we can climb mountains even barefooted and not feel the blisters upon our s
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You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Help Her Out She's Awesome!
SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND HELP HER OUT IN THIS CONTEST! CAN YOU HELP PLEASE??? Hello everyone, I'm in this give away, link below and I need 11,000 comments to win,,,I would love to ask my friends for a small favor if each one of you can help with one rate and 30 comments on my pic it will be very sweet and helpful, just click on the pic below... I hope its not much to ask of you... and all the love will be returned. Thank you so much in advance and love to all have a wonderful weekend hugs and kisses WILDCAT (repost of original by '۞ẈŦ۞WR Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ.ẈŦ ŦR G' on '2008-04-05 14:00:40')
Peggy Is Safe
I talked with Peggy again a few minutes ago. Everyone is still safe and sound. She just got her power restored finally but is still without internet. Others are still are without power and they are hoping to have power totally restored by Tuesday. Peggy is looking forward to getting back on line and hopefully it may be tomorrow or Monday. She sends her love and best wishes and thanks to all for your concern. Again, if you need anything let me know.
A Treasure Spurned
A Treasure Spurned [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, in it we meet Nancy as a preteen and discover a little of the personality that eventually made her famous.] It was a cold and bitter winter's day as the old man hobbled into town, his worn and ancient boots barely providing warmth for his feet, let alone protection against the weather. His clothing was poor too, tattered and patched many a time, and the only thing that would keep the weather from his old bones was a large waterproof, but it was wrapped tightly around the package he carried under his arm. I watched as he headed for the door of the inn, and as he pushed the heavy oaken door inwards I raced to the side windows and wiped some of the grime and frost away so I could peer inside, for I was very curious as to the identity of the treasure that warranted such protection in this bitter weather. As he entered everyone in the gloomy, candle-lit
Love Story
The love story of Ralph and Edna. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindfulness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
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It's Not That I'm Shy, I Just Am Stupified By Idiocy...therefore I Keep Quiet :)
You Are 36% Shy You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal. You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace. How Shy Are You?
My First Bombing Contest!!!
Ok I am in a comment bomb contest! I know I hate bombing too but I really want a VIP so I do what I must. Now yall know I am like crazy busy so I cannot bomb all day, so here is the thing I will give you FUbucks for comments. For every 100 comments I will give you 2,000 FUbucks! Just let me know when you have finished and the bucks will be on the way. If you cannot do that many then please leave a rate and whatever comments you can. Thank tons all. Again thx all luvs ya!!!!
Why, Spank You!
This game is now closed. Thank you for playing! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I spank? You may spank ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Those will be marked on the scoreboard, so that you know not to order for them again. 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many spanks for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 spanks) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition to this, it depends on the number of orders received, and my personal schedule. I'm a full-time student (graduating in Ma
I close my eyes and see your face..... clear as day make no mistake I close my eyes and hear you voice....I cover my ears but I have no choice I close my eyes and feel your touch......never knowing I needed it so much I close my eyes and see your smile......praying that god takes me one more mile I close my eyes and see your my dismay it's a permanant stain I close my eyes and see you breathe one more time.....this memory will stay forever in my mind I close my eyes and see you sleeping so love for you...forever profound I close my eyes and wish for just one more time.............. To see you and hold you....... Sweet mother of mine...... Dedicated To the Greatest Woman in the World My Mom Adrian I LOVE YOU
Its About Time
ok im hostin my very 1st auction soon as i get 10 people to join then i will let you know when it will start.5k fubux to enter.just send me private message with the link to the pic you want to enter & the fubux & i will send you more details.dont shout me or leave comments cuz i may not get it.private message drama or bashin or disrespect or you will be do not have to fan rate or add the host in order to join the auction.ty & lets have fun
Innocent Life
The most innocent life is that of a child! A child in which i will be having! whoo rayy!!!! im pregnent! bubba1 and i will be the proud parents of a precious life!
Update On Diva Kitty Kat
I have been texting Kitty and this is what she said is goin on with her: Its an angioplasty they insert a balloon into your arteries to try and reopen them if that dont work then i will have to have bypass surgery so pray please Tell them all i love them and miss them and cant wait to be back So lets all pray for Diva Kitty Kat she will be having this done on Monday. She is very scared, if you wanna send her a message leave it here and I will text it to her for you. Peace and love MsMaine KITTY KAT {{ CONTRACTER FOR THE GODFATHER OF THE DIVA'S }} AKA DYLON'S KITTY~~@ fubar
Someone stop the rain.... Take away this pain... I want out of this game... The lines...the charm... Im gonna break their arms ok i know it's corny maybe i'll come back and finish it or change it later lol. just get rid of this goddam rain it's sooo depressing!!!
My Mumm
OK all, I should think out how to write my next mumm. I was referring to the people who blast for points, it is only fair to return the favor, I should have posted all replies, feel free to repost and I will accept all. Thanks
Fu-id Needed, Please =-)
While trying out the new (experimental. lol) photo folder arrangement thingy. I noticed that I didn't have a cool Fu-ID. Anyone care to work one up for me? If so, please feel free to use any of the nice pics in my default folder. Plenty to choose from. There will be fair compensation involved ;-) Your help is greatly appreciated from this humble Djinn. ~S
Awww Nyha Made This For Chris And I!
True Love Exists!!!!
Words To Live By
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do then by the ones you did do.So throw off the bowlines,sail away from the safe harbor,catch the trade winds in you sails.Explore,Dream,Discover. Mark Twain
Sat 04-05-08 (gray Area)
Saturday, April 05, 2008 Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Happy to see YOU again ... I hope all is well on your side, Just peachy here on my side of the screen. Peachy ... Now is that a clear way to say fine? Kind of 'fuzzy' (pun intended) on what that means. Linda mention the other day that she would like to see One 'SET' of rules at w
Preposition Jingle
I was trying to sing this this morning but I couldn't remember it all... With on for after at by in against instead of near between through over up according to around about beyond into (chorus) until within without upon from above across along toward before behind below beneath beside down under.
Rate These Pics 4 Me
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Sweetest Girl (dollar Bill)
[Intro: (Wyclef Jean (Lil Wayne))] Some live for the bill Some kill for the bill She wined for the bill Grind for the bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy and Nia [Verse 1: (Wyclef Jean)] High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) High school she was That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) Never thought she would come and work for the president Mr. George Washington (where my money at? ) She thought he'd call (where my money at? ) She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day All she wanna know is (where my money at? ) Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread All you wanna know is (where my money at? ) She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard All you wanna know is (where my money
Thank You Everyone!!!
TRACY@FUBAR Even tho I am leaving here... I will take all of you with me... I did what I set out to do on this sight when I very first joined. I made GODMOTHER!!!I could of never done this without so many of you helping me thru the year!! The past couple days have left me speechless to see the love that you all gave me ... Fat Sonny YOU ARE THE MAN!!! Thank You again everyone!!
I Am For Sale!!
Hey guys I am up for sale!! Highest bid right now is 350K fubucks!! Go bid on me!! My offer is: -1 SFW salute -11s on all pics during a happy hour -rate stash during a happy hour -put owned by(whoever buys me)in my name for 2 weeks -buy a gift/drink everyday for 2 weeks -2 edited photos(one that the pics change, 1 with different templates) -add to my MSN or Yahoo -link on my page to your profile for 2 weeks
Childhood And Unfullfilled Aspirations.
I've been inspired to tell a bit of a story. We're going to chat a bit about my childhood. Yes, even I was a child once. Hard to believe...but true. My parents met shortly after my father's return from Vietnam. At the time, they were both dating other people and would double date as friends. When those relationships ended, they shared a brief romance. But they were an unlikely pair. My father was a staunch military man. Raised on a North Carolina farm in a devoutly religious family, he had gained a fairly strict moral compass, but growing up in a family of 9 children who were mainly used as farmhands and then escaping into the army directly out of high school also made him cold and hard. Emotions were a bit of a gray area for him. He didn't quite know how to express them. He'd been married once, before shipping out to Vietnam, and had a daughter that he wasn't allowed to see. I've never met my sister. And he rarely spoke of her. My mother was more of a free thinker. She had
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by t
Today's Wasteful Chatter`
Today's wasteful chatter. I am not a professional protographer but have been paid well. I love what I do and I strive to constantly do better. I noticed thought that a lot of amateur models bare their stuff here in fubar. Now, I am all for first impressions but let's face it some of these photos are down right nasty. Maybe the model is trying to say, I am a slut- I need sex. Or I am a messy girl - don't look at my background concentrate on my sexy outfit - which does not match. Take the time to seduce. Simply having a sexy outfit does not make you at all sexy. Its your eyes, your face, and your smile... I guess its left to the eye of the beholder. But let me tell you this, I saw a sexy photo of Betty Page - simple. I fell in love.
Grand Opening
April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 5
Today's prompt in the April Poem-A-Day challenge was to "write a poem of worry". Since the prompt came kind of late in the day and I have to edit they show tomorrow and I have a bunch of things to do this coming week (being sick for a month tends to get you behind on stuff), there was only one thing on my mind ... Deadline Looming, monstrous straight ahead and bearing down on me, a stark reminder of wasted time with no sense of empathy, no tolerance for excuses, no concern for who's to blame. It only knows it must be met to take that for which it came.
Well my husband and I had an argument the other night. We talked about everything I do and have done wrong and everything he does and has done wrong. All kinds of serious stuff. And then he said, "You know what really bothers me? You don't put your dish in the dishwasher." Ok, you know what? Sometimes I don't. Probably about 60% of the time I DO put my dish in the dishwasher, but 40% of the time I don't. This is cause for divorce, people!! So last night I finished my dinner and picked up my dish and said I'd better put this in the dishwasher because I don't want a divorce!
People Who Act Chidlish On Fubar!!
There's a situation with an ex friend on here they could have been more mature and come to me about something instead of being like a lil freaking kid on here. Thinks the ex-friend could have acted better towards me and come to me abut the issues instead of being a lame ass and ignoring/blocking Me, guess that person don't know how to be an adult and communicate with me rather than being a a childish and immature person and be a real friend to me and not a fake as well but there are those on here too!!. Just gotta watch out for who is who on here too I think alot of people on here like to play favorites as well, nice way of making friends on here I see, I say forget the stupid people, their dumb retarded mistakes and move on and make new friends as well on here whats in the past stays in the past, and if you messed up with me then you dont get no damn second chances??, whats good for the goose is good for the gander!!. have a nice weekend!!
Stop The Pulling
As the feeling gets tighter and the pulling gets stronger. I stand here confused as hell. I look around not knowing what to do. The feeling I know is true but doesn't matter what I say or do. The twisted web I weaved for my self just got me tangle up in it. I pull again trying to break free, but I know im stuck. Doesn't matter what is said or done, what has happen is over with. Going back in my mind, as I wish I could turn back the hands of times. To free me from this mess I made, but as reality slaps me again. As the feeling gets stronger, as the pain in my heart makes me notice what I did was so wrong but how can I change it. I search for solution, but nothing comes to mind.I just have to face the fact, for I was caught. Now I have lay in my twisted web I made for my self. As I no longer can dodge what has happen, cause im stuck. All the heartache and pain I have caused. Is now gonna be mine, for does not matter how hard I pull. Ill never break free from what I done. Now as im stuc
Poem Of Broken Pride
IF I DO NOT FEEL PAIN WHAT IM. IF there such thing as a word but have different meaning what is that. IF we see nothing but more 2 gain with out a seeing eye they should we close them. IF i have nothing 2 say my words mean nothing then it kept back under lock behind myself
German Parties
I just stepped outside and I heard a party going on. In Germany the houses are made of concrete block and brick, and the streets are paved with bricks, so sound gets carried and reverberates. I doesn't happen often, but since I've lived here every once in a while someone will have a party and after a certain point when everyone is full of beer, they will start singing. And they will sing loudly. Very loudly. Till the wee hours of the morning. The party I just heard was pretty far away but when it is close to your house you might as well forget about sleeping. But I still think its a nice thing. :)
Foundry Cams: Eve Rocks Out In Her F*ck Me Shirt
This hot goth-esque girl you're gawking at is EVE, and this is her first-ever solo video for FOUNDRY CAMS. Her new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt fits like a glove, but it's not on for long, and she douses herself in baby oil in no time. Music by the nice boys at POLKADOT CADAVER. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO Once you've got your happy parts all nice and happy, Click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with EVA LIVE!
Show My Owners Some Love!!!
Yep, you got it right. I have more then one Fu-Owner. Please Rate/Fan/Add them. I'm sure they will return the Love. First one is none other then the Famous Fu-Daddy himself. Everyone Loves this Man. Mwahz Daddy!! ~~~FU-DADDY~~~DA PLAYBOY OF DA FU~FUBAR'S 16TH PROPHET~OWNER OF DA PLAYBOY'S PLAYMATES~@ fubar The other is Hi Everybody. I just got to know him & Already I know he's a Sweetheart :) Mwahz!! Hi Everybody@ fubar Pimp Out Bought to you by: USAMomma2007/SexyTiger {RL/GF2USADaddy2007} Slave2 FuDaddy//Hi Everybody {DCF//SL}@ fubar
One Flaw In Women: Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The
Why was i born? Why in this life? What is purpose to love? Why is love good but hurt like hell when the one u care about break ur heart? Why do we have to love
Up And Running
The website is up.. great earning potential because it sells itself. Will send a free sample to anyone seriously interested!!
Today wores day of my life. Not only did i get left out lunch plans with my family. But somone i care about and love is leaveing to be with there ex tonight. My mom gone to be at my sister house. so anyone talk to me today im me at
Git R Done Bombers
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One Word Questionaire
Originally by Paulette aka ')O( light_n_darkness )O(' You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? downstairs 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Worst bad habit? fubar 5. Favorite food? sausage 6. Your favorite thing? tv 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? success 10.The room you're in? bedroom 11. Your ex? claire 12. Your fear? heights 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? richer 14. Where were you last night? mums 15. What you're not? smoking 16. Muffins? no 17. One of your wish list items? holiday 18. Where you grew up? wolverhampton 19. The last thing you did? typed 20. What are you wearing? towel 21. Your TV? proline 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? acer 24. Your life? indeed 25. Your mood? tire
Will You Answer? ;)
If U love me................leave me a message If U like me.................leave a comment If U wanna date me....... leave your number If U wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" message If U think i'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics If U wanna make out with me...................tell me in a message If U care about me ....................leave a caring message If U hate me ....................why are you reading this? You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify) please reply. Then send to your other friends and see how many and which answers you get, see how many people want you in their might be surprised by the answers you get back
An Old Turn Of Events But Fortunately Not A New Turn.
There is something that has not been noted and that is about the olfactory system. After surgery and during recovery I did get out of the house for evenings and it was before the smoking ban was in force. Consequently most places were pretty fog-filled with smoke. This was one of the least enjoyable times of my life due to the effect smelling this smoke had on me. It was really only this bad when the odour was from filter cigarettes. As soon as I smelled the smoke my face twitched on the right hand side and almost curled up. This was obviously a psychological reaction to the smell. It also made me feel quite nauseous. I think this was caused or occurred in the first instance during my stay in hospital. Following surgery and once moving I was taken out into the main passage way and then further afield for the stair test. The first thing I noticed going towards the stairwell was the odour of cigarette smoke which was, quite honestly, quite nauseating. The lift areas was t
Warm Weather And Karma Really Is A Bitch
Youve Reached The End Of The Internet, Please Turn Around And Return To Your Normal Lives...
Well, thats it. After 5 years or so, Ive come to the end of the internet. Its over. Theres nothing more to see or do or say. Ive seen every video of someone getting hit in the nuts, singing poorly, being fat while doing something retarded, being naked while eating shit, and sharing their inner most thoughts about pop stars. Ive read every idiots opinion about movies and music and politics. Ive had every conversation in chat rooms and instant messages. Ive been through every possible email exchange. Ive bought everything I could find cheaper online. Ive downloaded every pirated movie, album, and program. Ive argued with every moron. Ive probably even posted every blog there is... I know Ive read em all. I dont know if its that Im sick of the internet or that it seems like there isnt anyone else on it anymore, but I feel like theres nothing left for me here. Maybe I just need to take a break for awhile. Its tough to quit though. I actually kinda do have to check my
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Say What You Mean......
Say what you mean......better yet MEAN what you say. Yes the written words: IN A RELATIONSHIP....clearly visible on the screen yet somehow they got lost in your translation. Admitting you're in a relationship is one thing....enticing others with your written words is another. I am speaking of a new class of men....the pussy whisperers. They will say anyting they think you want to hear. lol amazes me they think written words have no impact. I am a firm believer in honesty....Say what you MEAN. Have I fallen for you? Have I ever once said I did? No my intention is not to "fall" for anyone but being able to express my wants and needs openly without that push come to shove attitude. Yes I know that's the's ok for you to's ok for you to's ok for you to be a pussy whisperer....But the minute it's time to game up...High tail!!! Tis ok....I understand.....just remember this pussy has no ears.
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My new friend TinkerbelleMN84 is hosting a happy hour tonight at 7pm FUTIME.....check this out...... UPDATE!!! I am adding to my offer!!!...I REALLY WANT MY FIRST HH TO ROCK SOOO in addition to my offer below I will give 6,000 fubucks for EVERY 100 photos(rated 10)/stash rated!!!(you must message me after every 100)I have quite a few photos/stash so this could be a LOT of fubucks here so save your rates for my first HH!!!!!(if you're saving for spotlight this could help you out!) But remember this offer is only good during my HH Sat. @ 7pm fu-time!!! I am hosting my very first Happy Hour!!!! On Saturday April 5th @ 7pm Fu-Time!!! Now this is really big for me so I want to make it a great one! SO here is the deal! I have a folder with 100 penguin photos in it that I have titled HH Rate-A-Thon. So here is my offer if you rate all 100 11's I will give you 12,000 fubucks, if you rate all 100 10's I will give you 6,000 fubucks! As soon as you finish you have to send me a private m
Our love makes me look foward to each beautiful tommrow. When i can't hold you in my arms i hold you in my heart.. The world keep's on changing.. Lifes funny that way And yesterdays dreams seem less important today.. Still something's reamin,They are trusted and few Andone if those unchanging thing's is my love i fell for you..
No Rain
Wow no rain today....the first real spring day...its beautiful and time for new beginnings in the world. Wouldnt it be grand if that is the way our lives were also. We could wash away the dead and useless brush and nurture the good to grow and flourish into beautiful scenery in which we live our life. Im trying
Ok well alot of people been askin me why my status was on strike the other day and why i have the pic up that i do now well here is why. I am tired of having people who call theselves friends that only come around when they want something such as helping leveling, helping in contests, etc. I did not come back to fubar to be ranked, a legend, or to be popular...I came back for my friends and to meet new ones. If you cant take a few minutes out of your week to say hi without it involving me doing something for you then dont bother because im done helping people who cant at lease have a conversation with you all know why. take it or leave it.
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A Real Life "prison Sex"
A Real Life "Prison Sex" Story Of A Sexually Abused Child *CAUTION: Contains Graphic Content* Walking in my nighty, rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle, i sit Shivering so cold, a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" I smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know I do, what is it?" He smiles at his friend, his hand creeps His friend takes my hand and looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nighty with such cold hands I try to pull his hand away the grip is strong! They look at one another then nod, somethings planned I feel my palms sweat, Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for me I look at both, and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me, pulling away His friend leans forward, a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine, my eyes squint Lean back and away, "Why are you doing this?" No answer, I feel the pain
Long Weekend..
Well...So far, i've had a pretty good weekend. This was my long weekend. Started thursday. Thursday was an AWESOME day! Me, Charise, and Erica met up with Kristin..WOOT WOOT SNOGGETS!! haha. Anywho. We met up with our home gurl. Got bonded for life! haha. We all got the chinese symbol for Friendship on the inside of our left wrist. It's pretty freakin sweet! I got some pics posted if you wanna check them out. It was a great day. We laughed so much we were all in pain by the time we left her house...Omg it was just great! Freakin Treepin Stuck Nugget Snot Slingin Booger Poopin Lip Donger! LMAO don't ask! Anyway. We went to karaoke once we got home. That was fun. haha "WOOO did you see that?" anywho. Thursday was good. Yesterday was good as well. Went to karaoke again. haha that was a trip. Towards the end we just started singin whatever cuz no one else wanted to sing so we were just jammin makin a fool of ourselves! Tonight should be fun too. We usually have fun when
10 Guilty Pleasures
10 guilty pleasure..... 10. Maguires....a small Irish pub located in Ft Lauderdale, Fl. A place I learned to relax in....maybe a little too much. From the outside swings, to the inside back bar, to their parking lot....the place reminds me of S~E~X. Plain & simple. 9. My new treadmill....I know sounds kinda silly but I love the new me that's evolving from it. 8. Writing erotica....anything from fictional to actual memories often leaves me wet and HOT. 7. Seduction....whispered words by candlelight....a simple touch....kisses along my lower back....bites along my inner thighs. 6. Porn....OMG I am a porn addict. Of course I have a few favorites in the male porn star category....Wesley Pipes, Mr Marcus, Mandingo lol Hell Yeah swing them dicks. My favorite kind is interracial, anal, and the money shots....all over the face. 5. Bailey's....Smooth and creamy dribbling slowly down my throat....coating it with that sweet taste all too familiar to me. Double shot of Bailey's s
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Can You Help Please????
We need some help in this big family contest would be appreciated. We help thosE who help us!!! U might need us one day!! BOMB THIS PIC HARD GIT-R-DONE JOHNNY@ fubarPLEASE BE SURE YOU ADD AND FAN JOHNNY BEFORE YOU BOMB!!!!
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Meet Agem4life, My New Fu-owner
I would like to introduce you to my Fu-Owner and very dear friend, aGEM4life. Please use the link below to go to her page. Read about her on her profile page and then please fan/rate/add her. /> I would like to tell you a little bit about her. She is one of the most amazing people I have ever been blessed to meet. She is a loyal, devoted and caring friend. She makes time for you no matter what is going on in her own life and she truly cares about others. She can make you laugh when your world seems too dark and her compassion is endless. I could not ask for a more fun, caring friend. I really do feel blessed that she came into my life. I love you Donna. Always remember that I am here for you as well and I will always have your back. I did meet her here on fubar, but have spent many hours chatting on yahoo and on the phone with her. The depth of her personality knows no bounds. She is beautiful (both outside and in), talented, funny and so much more. If you take th
Men & Women
I just need someone to explain even though I know this is a never ending blog it interested what others can enlighten me.
sorry but i will be deleting some of my friends list! this is no reflection of how i feel about people its just that i have so many on my list and most dont even know who i am and i need people that will at least try to get to know me! thanks for adding me!! carl
Shut The F#ck Up
Shut The Fuck Up! I would do this for my girlfriend. Ok, so you knew it wouldn't be long before I saw this bulletin. "A Perfect Boyfriend" I have seen this stupid bulletin posted times a day for the last two weeks. I have even seen so called "men" posting this bulletin under the title, "I would do this for my girlfriend." Enough is enough. As the Mayor, Governor, and President of the Great State of MANtana, as well as the voice of all "REAL MEN" I must say: SHUT THE FUCK UP img Most American men are one episode of "Sex and the City" away from being gay as it is, we don't need these lies too. MEN: Don't believe this crap. If women wanted sensitive, caring, and thoughtful lovers- they would all be lesbians, and that would be awesome. img This bulletin officially made my giant man sized ballsack ache and had to be answered. If you disagree- you are wrong. Enjoy. "I WOULD DO THIS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND" BULLETIN: " Stay on the phone with her even
This morning my original intent was to go check out the new football movie Leatherheads. However as per my usualy custom from time to time I switched movie decisions at the last minute and saw the new Kevin Spacey flick 21. For those that do not know its about a student from MIT who gets convinced to join a group of other students and a professor(Spacey) that make money by traveling to vegas on the weekends and counting cards. I had made mention to someone last week or so that you really can't go wrong with a Spacey flick. And was I ever right. This was a good choice this morning. I was pleasently surprised that there was a little bit of humor thrown into the movie to break up what I thought was going to be something more serious in tone. This is one of the few movies I have watched recently other than a comedy that I have thoroughly enjoyed from beginning to end. (Unlike Michael Clayton, that movie just would not end.) Not a bad way to spend a slightly sore and defina
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Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die..........(hilarious!)
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) I got this from from my World of Warcraft post site I just loved it so much I had to snag it. Thanks Texasisut! Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died back in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been.
You Could Never Hate Me, As Much As I Hate Myself
You are a horrible person, a pathetic excuse for a human being, wasteing everything your givin and every chance you have, You dont even have a single sharp enough knife in the house to break the skin if you wanted to .Your boyfriend should dump you for being so insecure, so flakey and so mentally unstable. You dont deserve someone as good as him, You dont deserve anything. You should be glad anyone likes you or pretends to like you at all, because when it comes down to it you dont even like yourself, so how could they really? Your convenient and reliable, if it werent for that, youd have nothing. Your not even convenient to some of them anymore, you lost that a while ago, just as you lost most of them. Its funny, you thought you had something special, a connection, and it boils down to you just had something they wanted, as it runs out, so do they. How could someone base so many years on... convenince? He said something drunkinly about having doubts a few weeks ago about us. Doubt
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Above And Beyond
Always be Fearless! Never fear what you can not control. Dare to go beyond the expected to a world of possibilities. Never say I cant and dont accept negativity. Deal in worlds beyond the now and live in dreams that reel. I see the unexpected and know just how you feel. Its what Ive known for ages and thought all were the same. I thought that my acquaintances to be like me...untamed. I never knew that in my world was this amazing place. Where often times I knew the man even though he had no face. I see the unexpected or feel the truth is close. When most content themselves with fact, I sometimes overdose upon the world outside the box. I finally feel at home with metaphysical fathoms That allow my dreams to roam. Searching beyond the facts, for truths left untold. A Lone Wolf can transend the worlds humans rarely see. Its all a part of daily life when you finally believe. Come fly with me to distant lands or transgress time immortal. Into a world
April Is Stop Child Abuse Month..
What is child abuse? Although growing up can be difficult, most children and young people receive the love and care they need to develop into healthy, happy young adults. But some children are hurt, neglected and used by adults or other children. Younger children may not be aware that what is happening to them is abuse. Abuse can mean different things to different children, and can happen once or many times. Physical abuse is... ...when children are hurt or injured by parents or other people. Hitting, kicking, beating with objects, throwing and shaking are all physical abuse, and can cause pain, cuts, bruising, broken bones and sometimes even death. 'I haven't been to school for two days because I'm afraid that people will see the bruises on my arms in PE.' Sexual abuse is... ...when children are forced or persuaded into sexual acts or situations by others. Children might be encouraged to look at pornography, be harassed by sexual suggestions or comments, be touched
The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy
The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy 1. You know the state flower (Mildew). 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement 'sun break' and know what it means. 4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. 5 You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. 6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant or to church. 7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the 'WALK' Signal. 8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's Not a real mountain. 9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's. 10 You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon. 11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Haceta, Yaquina, Yachats, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima and Willamette. 12. You consider swimming an indoor sport. 13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food. 14. In winter, you go to work
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She is beautiful. The eyes that I could lose myself in for hours, viewpoints into the most beautiful and fragile soul that God has ever created. Eyes that have shed too many tears, they show too much pain. But there is trust there, now...a trust I will never betray. If I get my way those beautiful eyes will never hold another tear. There is love in those eyes, a love that has been taken for granted, abused...misdirected. It will be cherished and protected, never taken for granted again. There is a past in those eyes, secrets held deep inside..I hope to unlock them, I hope to know everything those eyes have seen, everything they have encountered. The little strands of hair that fall into her face. Covering her face, hinting at the beauty beneath. Ever changing, just like the person. Wild and free, untamed. Some would say confusing, difficult, impossible to understand...but to me it's comforting, easily understood, I've known her since I was created. Fiery red, like a quick-temper.
I've been doing some thinking in the last 24 hours. I know I'm not a gorgeous, beautiful stick thin model type woman. I don't think I'm much to look at at all. But I do think I'm average. If you go out into the community, unless you live in Hollywood, or some other looks oriented city you'll probably find more average looking people than real beauties. It's just the way life is. The reason I bring this up is because I see people on here putting people down for their looks, and yet they spend an awful lot of time online putting others down. If they are so great, why aren't they out there living it up? Why do they have to put others down in order to build themselves up? I know this isn't a new thing, just sort of bugging me today.
OK this is an adult site right??? well guess what....I DONT ask YOU to come look at my pics....thats your choice.....however if you come look at them BEFORE you become a ASSWIPE and flag it at least RATE it or COMMENT IT....I cant believe the amount of CHICKEN SHIT wankers that do this.....BE an ADULT or stay the FUCK OFF MY PAGE
If You Havnt
If you havn't already seen.. i got a voice..answering machine on my page.. would love to hear from U!

Quick Update From The Father
Its Time for an update on Chit Chat Zone and whats going on. Once again Saturday is here and as usual every Saturday morning over Coffee I kind of sit back and review and evaluate all that has gone on for the last week. We feel good to know that Chit Chat Zone continues to grow at a steady rate each week. That shows us we are on the right track and the word is getting out just how good of a web site CCZ is. Of course this is because of all of you. We appreciate the support all of you have shown us over the last couple months. We appreciate you telling others about CCZ. If you have a moment please send an invite to others to come check out CCZ. It is real easy to do. Just simply click the Invite Link located on the upper right hand corner of any page. In the last week there has not been a whole lot of changes to report on a far as CCZ goes. However in Regards to The Radio Station Sweet Azz Radio. That is a different story indeed. As of Last Monday we aquired a new DJ.
Lucent waters sparkle in a pixie's whisper. Reflecting the champagne moon. Leisurely breezes overflowed by her attar. Mahogany venus, bathing in the balmy lagoon. Glistening, dewy wetlands enchanting oasis, every blossom serenades your cloaked, venturous places. Vexatious naiads swoon, a bouquet choices. She approches with her pliant ivory skin, and fulgent aquamarine eyes. Caution their deadliest weapons are their voices, gander from afar. They petal one another, hazel and pearl hues. Nothing adorning them, essence clung like glue. Attemping fiercely to unite declare exalt defying mortal comprehension. Cosset, they indulge in crimson idle flesh. Then rejoice and frolic into the night.
Dear Sex Partners Of The World! (not Just Mine But All)
So a friend shared this with me and I thought some friends on here might appreciate it. I did not write the following letter. It appeared on Craig' List. But, it made me think...I am going to start a blog on here to talk about the points this and other letters bring up! Happy reading! Let me know which topic we should discuss first, I have a personal love for #2! ***************************************************** Dear Men of Craig's list, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of thi
Miss Sammy
OK, I didn't get a response, but this is what was sent. I'm trying to get a block, but it's not happening. ->[Miss.Samm...: *beer ->[Miss.Samm...: As my ex said "I don't care if she has bee flavored pussy, I'd never leave my kids" ->[Miss.Samm...: I swear to God, I don't know anything about you, but fuck if I'd let any guy leave his kids behind for me. I felt bad when we were together talking about him moving 5 hours away from them... and that was after lengthy discussions about how it would be a weekend trip to Ohio ever other weekend so he could see them.... just something to think about. ->[Miss.Samm...: So there's a bunch of us here, having a discussion about you and Rik, and wondering how, as a mother, you're OK with him leaving behind his kids, not to mention the pregnant chick in Akron, behind, to be with you.
Just My Back? What About My Front And Sides?
Psst this is the blog to read to find out whats up with us! I still feel it a little whenever I sit down. Thursday night I was carrying Jeffrey downstairs to Martha and Mary and on the wider stairs I lost my footing and slid down the stairs on my butt while holding Jeffrey. Our nine-month-old fell out of my hands and bonked his head on one of Marys boots instead of the floor it rested on. He cried out more because he was startled, it seems; meanwhile, I took some Aleve for a bad patch of my lower back that has crept up below my left shoulder blade. Ive also got a skinned right elbow and a bruise on my hip. Nothing serious; in fact, I didnt even notice the sprain until this morning after I got out of the shower! After breakfast this morning at church, I got home where Martha expected to relax with the kids and hadnt even changed for the day. I walked to the fridge to pour the kids some milk (Sarah hadnt even woken yet, and Jeffrey woke shortly after I left at a quart
Am I Jealous
I Love you, its true Though we both agree nothing may come of it We travel our separate paths Meeting when we feel a need So why does your seeking of others Create this confusion in me Am I jealous This relationship has no ground rules That can be applied in our situation We dont have a need for trust Who you see when its not me Should not bother me But it does Am I jealous Maybe its not jealousy But more the feeling of impending loss For soon you will find someone And then you wont need me again Someone new will hold you tight And our paths will no longer cross.
New Playlist Tunes 4/5/08
Hey all. Lots of people comment on my music all the time so I thought I would give my reasonings to my song choices. To me music is the soundtrack to my life and is highly important. Some songs have huge meaning others just put me in a great mood or fit my current mood. Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar and 6 Underground. 6 Underground got some radio play in the 90's. I went through a rave phase in high school and college. Some of my friends only like strictly underground Trance and House music where its all beats but no singing. I dont like that as much and prefer some singing at least. Sneaker Pimps do that. Along with groups like Crystal Method, Daft Punk etc. So these 2 sneaker pimps songs are my fav off their debut. I love the girls voice. =================================================== Nirvana - Oh Me. This is from their MTV Unplugged album and is actually a cover of a Meat Puppets song. As is the last 4 or 5 songs of that album. It is one of the best acoustic so
About Me
Survey About Yourself About You Eye Color:Brilliant Blue Hair Color:Which one?....mohogany, mocha, and blonde highlights Height:5\'7\" Favorite Color:Brown Screen Name:dfarishblue Favorite Band:Mercy Me Favorite Movie:Sleepless in Seattle Favorite Show:Grey\'s Anatomy Your Car:2005 Dodge Grand Caravan....hey I have 3 kids. Your Hometown:Houston, TX Your Present Town:somewhere in Arkansas :( Your Crushes First Name:I plead the 5th Your Grade:Grade Your Style:Depends on my mood Have You Ever Sat on your rooftop?:Not lately Kissed someone in the rain?:Been a while Danced in a public place?:Yes Smiled for no reason?:I think anytime you\'s for a reason Laughed so hard you cried?:A couple days ago. Peed your pants after age 8?:LOL.....never Written a song?:Long time ago Sang to someone for no reason?:When we do\'s usually for a reason. Performed on a stage?:A couple months ago Talked to someone you don\'t know?:I\'m very extrover
Myrtle Beach Rally 08
That time of the year again. I have purchased the ticket and reserved a room. Plan on being in myrtle beach one week for the spring bike week...Any of my friends wanna meet....give me a holla
Wanna Be An Angel
ARE YOU SEXY ENOUGH?? COME FIND OUT ONLY LORD SKULL KNOWS IF YOu CAN BE AN "ANGEL" DO YOU DARE ASK HIM ? CLICK THE PIC TO YOUR DESTINY.... THE INFAMOUS "LORD SKULL" LORD SKULL ~ :@ ENFORCER@ SKULL CRUSHER RADIO ~ HEAD OF SKULLS ANGELS ~ APPLY WITH IN ~@ fubar (repost of original by 'ღGothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D- RaWღBeautifully Morbid GM ღ' on '2008-04-05 10:53:24') (repost of original by 'LORD SKULL ~ :@ ENFORCER@ SKULL CRUSHER RADIO ~ HEAD OF SKULLS ANGELS ~ APPLY WITH IN ~' on '2008-04-05 10:55:52') (repost of original by '~☆TŧT ☆~' on '2008-04-05 10:57:40')
I'm Still Standing...
I have reached the lowest of lows I have suffered way too many emotional blows.....But I'm still standing I let one come between me and my loved ones I have given everything only to gain nothing....But I'm still standing I use to love a man more than I loved myself I use to love a man that took me and my worth for granted....But I'm still standing Strong, Bold, a little shaken, but with renewed self esteem-baby best believe.....I'm still standing.
114pm 4/5/08
so im workn today and fuck everyone.... i cant wait to leave this place...and get on with my life.... i miss my friends and want to leave right now if i could..... its gonna be a fun trip though... have some scheduled stops on the way :) and its gonna be a blast..... its gonna be a sick :) sick :) time... :P and im stoked....and i know u ppl are too.... and finally....FINALLY... get this show on the road... so off to work santana 2nite.... def leppard 2morrow ...and def leppard again on tues... then im OUTRO!!! :) :) :) im positive it will be a riot when im crossing the US!... and i know ill see some funny ass shit on the way..... from denver to LA to seattle back to denver again and maybe a stop in FL too ..... so its almost time to leave this shit hole of a town... and get the ball rollin !!!! so im off to work....wish me luck... and ill see ur asses in no time! RP
Happy Birthday Original Pooh
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To My Sperm Donor
The conversation that just went on outside my bedroom door was totally retarded.... He likes to talk a lot of shit, infact, he talks his way out of a lot. "I said a lot of things but so did she." SHES 15 YOU DUMB FUCK! And when I try to get you to move your conversation elsewhere I get told to mind my own? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO! I may not be doing much with my life but at least I know how to maintain a bond with my mom and sister, youve never maintained a bond with anyone in your life you good for.... taking care of bunnies?... shit bag. Yep.. thats right... called you a shit bag.... according to 80% of TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS... the definition for shit bag is best put... "someone who is so worthless that they are about as useful as a bag full of shit." You want us to respect you? Earn it... I could CARELESS if you even looked in my dirction honestly, but when trouble starts and you try to make yourself look like the victim and blame your actions on a 15 year old
Come Help Happy Country Girl... Lets All Show Her Some Fu Lovin !
Happy Country Girl AKA Mary is in a Contest with me .. Now's the thing She just had surgery and is feelin Under the weather .. I know if we took the time to bump her over the 7500 she needs to get her Blast that it might just bring a Smile to her beautiful face .. So Click on the link .. stop by .. Bomb the hell outta her and send her some Get well wishes While .. This lady is a wonderful friend and person .. She's always helping others .. She's Kind .. Caring .. Generous ..Sweet ..Loving .. and I lover her to bits .. So come on what are you waiting for .. Click on both of the links and Show this lady some much needed Luv !!!! Her Contest Link She needs Approx 4819 Lets get the word out to Help her win this Blast !!!! Now Get that Clickin finger goin and Stop by her page and Show her some Luv and Send her Get Well Wishes !!! Well what are you waiting for ?? Click already ! Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~@ fubar Have a Beautiful Day !
Demon Crew Profile Of The Week And Battle Of The Sexex Contest!!
Good morning everyone! Our Profile of the Week is... $()TR-(Lori's Hubby){Demon Crew Recruiter}-[Slave to Mz Attitude]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar He is 780K from GodFather and has tons of pics and stash! Lets rate, rate, rate his stuff and get him leveled. Also don't forget our Battle of the Sexes Family Contest! The contestants are: Wolfie Sick & Twisted DJ Rev. Beer Sweetlips Lori Evil Angel Bomb your favorite and support the family contest!! I would also like to welcome our newest member (my sister) to the family! ♣Τwτεd τ♣ ♠∫β î♠ Demon Crew@ fubar Drop by and say hello. I promise she wont bite...unless your into that :
Are My Pleonasms Too Too? Aka Victory, Chapter 2
A message for the people who haven't kept up: I'm working on my third novel "Victory" and since last Saturday I've been posting chapters from it that I would really appreciate some constructive criticism on as I finish. It's a work in progress, so what you see here does not necessarily reflect what will be in the final book. I've gotten some advice and praise, and I'm thankful for both. For those who DID pay attention last week, my previous book ended with the main characters splitting up in several directions, so if you get lost don't panic, it all comes together! Today's main characters are two heroes who followed one of their acerbic friends to another Earth; pure and simple, I'm asking today does this flow and will it fit into a larger novel? Note from the title this is chapter two of a planned thirty-six chapter story; to read last week's installment and get caught up, see last Saturday's blog entry "Does My Onopatomaeia Have Click and Snap?" Thank you so much, my frien
How Can You Do This
how can you call the one you love a slut ? when she knows she not. how can you blam her for things she never did? when its all lies.... how can you call her a bitch? when she knows she not. how can you tear out the heart of the one you love? she knows she been there for you.. how can the one you love be so mean to you? for all you done for them. its so hard to love sameone this days when they listin to nothing but lies about you? how can that happen????
Do We Want A Muslim President?
04/04/08 7:47AM The Bible warns us of Barack Obama! *article emailed to me* This was emailed to me, and was interesting, made soem good points. maybe should be taken into consideration when we vote this fall. Body: The Bible warns us of Barack Obama! Please Read All! Body: The Bible has warned us that A man will come from the East that will be charismatic in nature and have proposed solutions for all our problems and his rhetoric will attract many supporters! When will our pathetic Nation quit turning their back on God and understand that this man is A Muslim....First, Last and always....and we are AT WAR with the Muslim Nation, whether our bleeding-heart, secular, Liberal friends believe it or not. This man fits every description from the Bible of the Anti-Christ! Im just glad to know that there are others that are frightened by this man! Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your ch
driving confused, where am I have I been here before I should know this area out of gas where is the turn off? there whats happening loosing control road is no longer under my tires mountain is coming upon me quick airbag deploy I am spinning rolling I stop finally life flashing pain blood all over I cant move Im trapped I scream for help no one hears I throw things out of my car no one sees I see people drive past me NO ONE STOPS I black out I see my friend last time I saw her we were at her funeral she sees me too she asks me what I am doing there look of confusion on her face I see my car again In ruins still cant move still trapped will I see my family again will I see those I love again still see people driving by still no one stops I see my arm. its pinned underneath my car will I ever get rescued? will I ever get out of here? Is there someone that will help me? I see the darkness again I am too weak and tired to fight it I give up
A Minor Saturday Surgery
Just letting you all know I will be on and off today. Just got home from the hospital from having some minor surgery done and I'm in A LOT of pain and really not feeling well. I'm going to lay down for awhile and hopefully the drugs will do as they should. Hope you all are having a wonderful Saturday and I will catch up when I get up.
You Know You Want To!!!
=== '~~*Jenni*~~' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-05 10:06:32'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This Auction brought to you by: > > ~~*Jenni*~~@ fubar > > > > > >
Can Use Some Extra Luv
if you have time we can use some extra luv
A Daughter's Sorrow
A Daughter's Sorrow How sad it is that I shall no longer feel your touch. No longer will I feel the warmth of your hugs. Your kisses placed gently upon my cheek. Your hands braiding my long curly hair. Oh, for so many years I have wept. If only once I could call you and hear your reply. You are my reminder that life should never be taken for granted. You are my reminder that above all else life should be cherished. As I pressed my lips upon the red rouged cheek; I knew that it was not you. Your spirit was no longer in your body. Your body was never cold to my touch. Your eyes were always open when I called you. Your love will always be eternal. For, until I depart, I will always remember my dear mommy.
This Is How I Feel Daily
sometimes i wonder y do i keep waking up in the morning then i hear my son and i remember y god is keeping my alive. but if it wasnt for my son i would be a nobody to everyone including my own still i wonder daily y? that is a damn good ? can neone answer it for me.......wait noone can.......sorry i askd.
Junk Mail
Try this if you haven't already heard about it. You get junk mail with a prepaid envelope to return a credit card app or something. Place something in the envelope that doesn't have your name on it and mail it back. Make the people crazy with returned mail. Just be sure there isn't some identifier (barcode) on the back on the envelope. Don't do it for charities, thats not fair. Yeah it sucks for the mailman. But it will drive campanies nuts!
(Do you remember your mama's and your grandmother's aprons????) The History of 'APRONS' I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears . From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron
Misfortune Cookie
Insults - Get This Widget
Life Is Unpredictable
Life Is unpredictable, but inevitable And at times, it comes with such force that For a moment, we forget it is fleeting Time Is precious, but irrelevant in that It passes without any concern of the future and is remembered, only by its results Faith Is subjective, but can be imposing When others dictate supremacy rather than understanding and acceptance Hope Is sustaining, but can easily be lostin a world governed by money, greed, and selfishness hope of a better tomorrow will sustain us today Forgiveness Is a gift, but can be costly in that It may mean giving up a part of ones self ~in order to be able to empathize with someone else Love Is accessible, but can be illusive in that Forgetting to love ourselves, first~ stifles our ability to love others. Happiness Is ours for the taking, but can be difficult to maintain when we gage it by quantity of acquisitions and levels of worldly achievement rather than self-actualizatio
Well.... I am about fed up with fubar at the moment. Between those that insist on a rating of 10 or higher and those that say it is not being honest to rate someone you don't know a 10 or higher, I am fed up with the whole thing. A friend of mine who is new to fubar was rated a 1 and blocked because the mouse slipped and they didn't notice it. It was later resolved, but the very same night I was told I was not believable because I rated people I don't know 10s and 11s. I thought I was being nice. I think most people whether I know them or not, deserve credit for being an individual and that is what I rate. I had not and still haven't rated, fanned, or tried to send this person a friend request. For some reason they think I bought them a gift, which I cannot find in my sent gifts section, and were apparently offended. I don't know, maybe I am just fake.
Although We Have To Be Apart
Although we have to be apart, We'll always be together, Close enough in mind and heart To manage any weather. Reality is often bleak, But love remains inside A glass house on a mountain peak, The wintry world beside. Love can build its own four walls And heat its own small room. Through icy winds and blinding squalls, Love can be in bloom. Though continents drift far downstream And mountains disappear, And life dissolve into a dream, Our love will still be here, You'll turn, and I'll be here.
Celtic 0-1 Motherwell
Celtic 0-1 Motherwell By Thomas McGuigan Lappin gave Motherwell the lead with a cool finish Celtic's hopes of retaining their SPL title were all but extinguished as they crashed to defeat against 10-man Motherwell at Celtic Park. Despite dominating for long spells, Gordon Strachan's side failed to score. Simon Lappin gave Motherwell the lead in the 33rd minute when he clipped the ball home after Artur Boruc palmed away Marc Fitzpatrick's shot. Bob Malcolm was sent off for a high challenge on Massimo Donati, but Celtic could not find an equaliser. Celtic, with new first-team coach Neil Lennon in the dugout, made two changes from the side which lost to Rangers. Donati replaced Paul Hartley, while leading goalscorer Scott McDonald was restored at the expense of Georgios Samaras, who was relegated to the bench. Motherwell were without suspended striker David Clarkson, while Steven Hammell was recalled and Keith Lasley dropped to the bench. Donat
Spam Mail Poetry
Will he come back? Your high school teacher nude it pencil, as travel Make sure it works!
Lose Yourself In Lust, My Love
Lose yourself in lust, my love; Enjoy me as a thing. Make my flesh your fantasy; My soul, your sycophant. I would you would with me, my love, Let all your voices sing, Losing not one ecstasy That some sweet sin might grant. For love loves not that secret space Where dreams turn into wounds, Festering for lack of care, Untended but by stealth. Love enjoys a secret grace, Calliope of tunes Inexhaustible, for there, In trust, lies love's true wealth.
Alone Again
So last night althea and I got into a huge fight cause she was drinking and wanted to go to dennys and I said no fucking way. So i get home from work today and she tells me that she cant live here anymore. So Im alone again. This is just fucking horrible and right on my birthday too. Im so fucking depressed right now
I Am Tired Of...
bullshit. target. food. being ugly. living here. certain people. celebrities. soda. string cheese. porn. driving. sleeping. not running. school. fighting. myspace. dirty rooms. losing control. being unhappy. having a cerfew. trying to fit in. talking. From now on, I feel like I should change. From now on, I am done trying to please. I'm done.
Ho Do I
how do i change the back ground in my profile? if you know will you please explain it to me
He Cares Only That I'm Happy
He cares only that I'm happy, Even were I not with him. If some seek on the wind love's traces, Some seek out the love within. All my pleasures are his treasures, Nor does he crave joy alone. All have claim on his compassion; No dark soul is on its own. Giving thus, so naturally, Each day he lights the love in me, Like candles on a sunlit stone.
For Sheyenne My Oldest But Daddy's Baby She Will Alway's Will Be
What I Have Learned From Living In Mississippi
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM BEING IN MISSISSIPPI... Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Mississippi. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Mississippi plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. 'Fixinto' is one word. There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.' You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. You measure distance in minutes. Sometimes you have to swit
1,ooo Fubuck Give Away
I'm giving 1,000 fubucks to Anyone That fan~rate~add Lynne She is really cool And tell her I sent you Then send me a message not a shout box that you added her.Thank you very much! ~ ~ ~ ~Lynne ~ Owner of NOVA, Gothedelic, Mark Murderous,♠MASTERb... Show them all Luv!~Diva M@ fubar ~ ~ ~ Message me. .♠MASTER♠OWNED~STRICTLY~BY~LYNNE~@ fubar~ ~ ~ then repost please
To All My New Friends Here At Fubar
just wanted to say thanks to all my friends here at fubar and thanks for the adds and rating
Hospital Visit
our baby boy is being discharged yays we are going home
Be Aware
Someone is cloning our profiles. This person copies our pictures & creates a profile similar to ours. Then sends scrap, spam or garbage to our contacts or friends on this and other profile sites. Insulting themor asking them personal informationBeware!!! Send this message to your friends, to prevent them from being offended in your name by other people. If you receive some junk mail from me, please inform me first, OK? Send this to all your friends! PLEASE REPOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1,ooo Fubuck Give Away
I'm giving 1,000 fubucks to Anyone That fan~rate~add Lynne She is really cool And tell her I sent you Then send me a message not a shout box that you added her.Thank you very much! ~ ~ ~ ~Lynne ~ Owner of NOVA, Gothedelic, Mark Murderous,♠MASTERb... Show them all Luv!~Diva M@ fubar
Never Choke In A Restaurant In The South
Never Choke in a restaurant in the South Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' If you don't send this to five friends,
Woman And A Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor. The young woman explained. 'My grandmother once tol
To My Christina Hemmi
my love to you is like a flower a flower that has just awoken from its slumber to rlease its beauty to the world and is soft and beautiful to the touch. my love to you is powerful as powerful as a steel wall tht cant be destroyied and will hold forever. my love to you is carinfg i will care for you always through the good and bad times and will never leave your side no matter how bad things get and always be there for u forever. my love to you means alot to me to have a woman like you in my life tht makes me happy and and feel as if times has stopped and all its is is just u and me to ourselfes. I love you so much christina i will always be there when u need a shoulder to cry on or just a frendly voice to talk to my baby i love u with all my heart and i cant stop lovin u cos if i do i might die without ur love so plz take care of me and help me to be strong so tht our love will last forever.
Thank You All So Much! Hugs
Myspace Thank You Graphics I'm truly in AWE, at the love I received while trying to Godmother on Thursday night and Friday morning. You all were so amazing. Special thanks to Texas Camaro Guy, BOO BOO, Gary and The Shadow Levelers. As well as my wonderful friends and family!! I've made a list of people that I need to show lots of love back to. The bf has his boys the rest of this week and we don't see them often enough, so i'm trying to spend time with the family. I promise to get to ya'll as soon as I can. MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL! IRISH SWEETHEART RL/GF 2 DEADLIEST CATCH~DSC~CLUB FAR@ fubar Myspace Friends Comments
(what's So Funny 'bout) Peace, Love And Understanding-(what's So Funny 'bout) Peace, Love And Understanding-elvis Costello
As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity. I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? And as I walked on Through troubled times My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes So where are the strong And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. 'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? So where are the strong? And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. 'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh What's so
like I mentioned in my last blog, if you have any questions about my disability and such dont be afraid to ask. I dont mind any type of questions. At this point in my life theres nothing you can ask I havent answered before, don't ask my best friend. I can speak for myself. thanks :)
Hail To The Mighty Bodine
I just read something on a Friends my space and I agree with the Mighty White Skinned Head Bodine on the 12 gauge shot to the past. I just want to know what gives people the right to dog you and our own when in need, then think it is all happy years later now that the recovering druggies have found GOD! I say FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You whO know who you are are just SUCKING OUT LOUD!!!!!!! So here's your option wrap your lips around my 12 gauge and suck the bullet out cuz you don"t even deserve my effort to pull the trigger!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF JESSI-SON AND MILLER!!!!!!!!!
Let's Get Him Godfathered
This man is an awesome friend and always there to help out his friends. He helped me to GODMOTHER and i'd like to help him GODFATHER today! Can ya'll help me out? He's only 236,000 pts away. I'm very blessed to have him in my life and I value his friendship, as i'm sure you will as well. THANKS and PLEASE REPOST! Texas Camaro Nut - Owned by Mirage Dancer - Show her love@ fubar
10 Reasons To Have Sex
1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It?s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don?U dont need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7
For Lynne
[Could you please Add My owner ~lynne She is really cool,And tell her I sent you.~Lynne ~ Owner of NOVA, Gothedelic, Mark Murderous,♠MASTERb... Show them all Luv!~Diva M@ fubar]
Painful Heart..
HIM: I want to hold you in my arms, but you tell me you need time, but, I need you, I want you, I feel as if we was meant to be. HER: I want you, and need you too, but my heart is to, scare to open up again. HIM I want, to hold your hand and guide you down the path, and do my best to show you that we can make it last. I will never let go, or hurt you in anyway. I'll show you that I can make you happy, and that there will be no regrets. HER: Even though you'll guide me, I'll still can open up. You may try to show me love, but I can not returned it yet. HIM: If you let me teach you, I will walk inside your heart and take you to a world you will never want to part. I want to take a chance because my feelings I can't hide. If it doesn't last, we can at least say we tried, so please give me a chance. HER: My heart can not be walked into. There is no room for love. So many times it has been stepped on, it has,leaved me with sorrows, and pain, and a broken heart. HIM: I will
why is it that people dont listen or comprehend anything that is said??????? You read a blog, leave a comment to where the person cant reply, and then still keep looking at their profile but dont say or do anything.............. What's the point??? I dont understand what thrill or high you can get off of looking at someone's profile and not doing anything? It's pointless, childish, and plain stupid. If your going to look at someone's profile least do something.......... GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!
SO I am chillin till I have to go to a wedding later ttoday. Cruising through vids, I found this one. Ooops Sara, lock the door next time girl!
Today On World Rock Radio
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Desert Sunrise
Drink Name: Desert Sunrise Category: Ordinary Glass Type: Collins Glass Our Rating: 4.88 out of 5 stars (8 votes) Ingredients: 1 1/4 oz Vodka 1 1/2 oz Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice 1 dash(es) Grenadine
Died within your grip It's me that's left to pick up the pieces, When you have had you're say, It's me that has to cover these tears, And wear this mask all day. It's me that has to take it all, And not tell a soul, It's me that has to listen to you, Making me feel even more alone. It's me that has to cover up these scars, The ones you told me to make, It's me that has to pretend its all good, When really I've had all I can take. It's me that has to face each day, Hiding the pain I feel, It's me that has to smile so fake, When knowing this pain will never heal. It's me that's kept you here so long, I'm too afraid to say goodbye, It's me you have made dependant on you, Without you I'm afraid I might die. It's me that opened the door to you, And now I feel such regret, Its me your voice has all control of, And I wish I could just forget. It's me you can no longer live off, Because I live on no more, It's me that died within your grip, When it was
Sex Sells Auction
To A Keeper!!!
One day someone's mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes There isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . .. And so, we keep them close! Thank
This Is A Call Out To Firefighters Current And Future To Help With My Lounge
This is to help promote my third lounge called Virginia Firefighters Lounge. This lounge is for firefighters to come in and chat about what we do. This is also a lounge for people interested in learning what it takes to become a firefighter volunteer or paid. And finally can also be a lounge for persons interested in meeting firefighters, volunteer and paid. Please come visit, join as a member, and visit often. I am in need of members and look forward to seeing anyone interested in the lounge. Thanks a lot. Branwei
Positive by Me Positive attitude produces positive results Positive people meet positive friends Positive friends help you stay positive Positve life is a long happy life
Life by Me From time to time we make a mistake, in life we do what we can to be happy. We give and give while others just take, just keep smiling and keep the love for our family. From dawn to dusk we stay awake, then a new life is found. We protect and gaurd against the fake, just to keep our love abound.
Reflections by Me Reflect on life from time to time, check your senses. Reflect on family day to day, check your love. Reflect on your friends every so often, check your status. Reflect on yourself every minute to minute, check your sanity. Reflect on everything and check your life.
Govt. Rebate Check
Subject: Rebate check As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us will now get a nice rebate. -If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. -If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs -If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. -If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan. -If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US. MY name is ELLIOT SPITZER and I appoved this ad.........
Sublunary Amity
Sublunary Amity by Me Winter days has come as my life is anew Thought it was real and warm The day I met you Time came and gone with whispers in the wind It was real with Laughter and smiles Without committing a sin Distance from the sun and stars Were my thoughts and dreams wishing it was ours
Pleads Of A New Life
Pleads of a New Life by Me With the smile of warmth And softness of a kiss My heart skips a beat And my mind is a mist. The moving of that body And the look from those eyes Makes my knees weak and My mind sighs. For things like this Is what you need And is for what Life Pleads.
My Thank You Too All Of Fubar
WOW............ Thank you just doesnt seem too be enough too say too all of you. I want too thank everyone for all the love you you poured on me for the last few days. Im simply still in awe. Fubar you Rock.. There is no way too individually put you all in here because I had too sleep and there was rates going straight through the night and all day. Yesterday I watched for over 14 hours straight I had someone or many people rating me all at once. I will do my best in the next days too come too show love too all but this is going too take a long time too return all the love that was showed. Thank you for every bulletin reposted, Rates, bling, picture comments, profile comments, and too all of you that maxed on rates and was bombing my pictures thank you from the bottom of my heart. If I can ever help any of you pleas feel free too ask and I will do my best too return the favor back too all of you.. Have a great weekend... Much love and respect to
Connections Of A Soul
Connections of a Soul by Me You're like sunshine in my eyes when I look at you Glowing so brightly with a radiant beauty from with in Your voice speaks so softly like an angle from above So tender is the sound to my soul beneath my skin How I long to feel your arms around me holding so tight Feeling your heart beat in rhythm to mine, that's not a sin Our bond could not be broke though others would try It would be there for ever till the end
I Wanted To
I Wanted To by Me I wanted to write how I feel but I'm numb I wanted to write about my heart but it's been riped away I wanted to write about how I love but I've stopped I wanted to write about my dream but it's been smashed I wanted to write about my friends but I can't say enough
Hopeless Romantic
Hopeless Romantic by Me Hopeless romantic am I thinking how easy love will come Hopeless romantic am I being as honest I could be Hopeless romantic am I giving a kiss to that special one Hopeless romantic am I cause being alone I didn't foresee
Shattered by Me Like crystal hitting the ground My heart is shattered Little pieces of love all around My heart is shattered A lost soul that can't be found Cause my heart was shattered.
My Love
My Love by Me My love grew as I stood by your side with the trouble you're going threw. My love didn't waver or hesitate from the things I learned of you. My love will hold and care for you for how long only God knew. My love longs for your touch that I know will not come true.
Aversion Of True Love
Aversion of True Love by Me Standing alone in the darkness When unseen in the light. Wading through lifes empty vacuum Without a moral compass as a guide. You wander endlessly searching Looking for that glimmer of hope. Beating rhythm of avidity is lost Just to whisper so softly of the pain. To feel the laughter of the wind While cutting through your soul.
This Is A Call Out To Emt's And Paramedics
This is to primarily promote my lounge called Virginia Volunteer Rescue Squads/EMT's Paramedics. Feel free to enter, join, become a member. Visit often. I am in need of members. The lounge is for people who are EMT's Paramedics. This is also a lounge for persons in becoming EMT's Paramedics, and looking to become volunteers at a rescue squad. This is so people can learn about becoming and EMT, and the different processes to go through. Anyone interested, please stop by. Thank you very much.
Pernicious Beauty
Pernicious Beauty by Me While awake my memory wanders in and about Awaiting the time for the sun not to shine When released from my thoughts Is when you are no longer on my mind Those beautiful eyes with that gentle smile Rushing through my veins like a toxin Making its way to this hole in my heart Bleeding over to my soul, oh the pain its causing
Femme Ambrosial
Femme Ambrosial by Me Gently caressing the pedals of you my delicate flower Watching the pedals opening so softly The fragrance of the blossoming silk is mesmerizing As the taste of your nectar so sweet and luring Smelling the powerful sweet odor is overwhelming With you cradled in my hands is where I want you to be
What Is She Doing Now?????!!!!??
These are some great friends of mine that all need help on one thing or another. Please stop by and show them all some love and help them any way you can. Everything that you do will help them reach their goals. Please pass this on to all your friends. Would love to see everyone on this list get their giveaway real soon. First we have Tracy, she is leaving us in a couple of weeks and her goal is to reach Godmother. Go rate her stash and pics and show her some major love. She will be missed when she leaves ☠ Tr/Mngr of Ptbll Mf ☠@ fubar Next is Perky, she is in a giveaway and needs a bunch of help. Leave her some comments to help her out. Then there is Teresa. She is trying to get a Happy Hour. Leave her some comments on her pic to help her get to her goal. Mr D needs some help reaching his goal too. Show him some love on his giveaway. Show Devils Smile some major lovin too. BigSexy is half way to his goal. Go help him get closer.
Motorcyclists, And Persons Interested In Riding
I am posting this blog to help promote one of my three lounges. Anyone interested in joining my fairly new lounge, please feel free to do so. The lounge primarily is for persons who want to discuss motorcycles. This includes those who already have motorcycles. This also includes person thinking about getting a bike, and wanting to learn about becoming a new rider. Again I need members, so please stop in, become a member, and visit anytime you like. Thanks a lot. Branwei
2007 Darwin Awards
THINNING THE HERD 2007... Eighth Place:In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place:A 49-year-old San Francisco stock broker -- who often bragged he was 'totally-zoned when he ran' -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place:While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place:Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed
Plz Make Tinkerbell's 1st Hh The Best My Bff
photo hosting UPDATE!!! I am adding to my offer!!!...I REALLY WANT MY FIRST HH TO ROCK SOOO in addition to my offer below I will give 6,000 fubucks for EVERY 100 photos(rated 10)/stash rated!!!(you must message me after every 100)I have quite a few photos/stash so this could be a LOT of fubucks here so save your rates for my first HH!!!!!(if you're saving for spotlight this could help you out!) But remember this offer is only good during my HH Sat. @ 7pm fu-time!!! I am hosting my very first Happy Hour!!!! On Saturday April 5th @ 7pm Fu-Time!!! Now this is really big for me so I want to make it a great one! SO here is the deal! I have a folder with 100 penguin photos in it that I have titled HH Rate-A-Thon. So here is my offer if you rate all 100 11's I will give you 12,000 fubucks, if you rate all 100 10's I will give you 6,000 fubucks! As soon as you finish you have to send me a private message tell me if you use 10's or 11's {I will be checking} to get the fubucks...and you'l
All I Am Asking Is 4 Ten Comments!!!
Guardian Angel His First Comment Contest!!! He Needs To Be The 1st One To 25,000 Comments! PLEASE, Help Him Out!! Show Him It Can Happen! All Support & Love Is Returned!! All Friends & New Friends Welcome! He Is Truly A Great Guy Let Him Be A True Friend & Your Guardian Angel
does anyone know why my buzz always says dry 0 % ??? if i need something put it in for me ok lol thanks
Thank You Irish Sweet Heart
Myspace Thank You Graphics I'm truly in AWWW, at the love I received while trying to Godmother on Thursday night and Friday morning. You all were so amazing. Special thanks to Texas Camaro Guy, BOO BOO, Gary and The Shadow Levelers. As well as my wonderful friends and family!! I've made a list of people that I need to show lots of love back to. The bf has his boys the rest of this week and we don't see them often enough, so i'm trying to spend time with the family. I promise to get to ya'll as soon as I can. MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL! IRISH SWEETHEART RL/GF 2 DEADLIEST CATCH~DSC~CLUB FAR@ fubar Myspace Friends Comments
Another Day Of Practice
Had another day of practice today. Although its a pain at times.. running to practices 4 days out of the week.. I enjoy it so much also. Meeting the same parents.. year after year.. its like almost family. This year my youngest.. is one of the oldest on his team. Hes still in T-ball though. He is doing so well...slugging the balls.. and paying attn. I remember just 2 years ago..him playing in the sand. This year.. its the younger kids.. doing it. Although I did yell at him once today..for flirting with the girl in the dugout. He was on 3rd base.. just chattin away to her. The coaches laughed. Anyways..that girl ran to the other dug out..and started bothering the 1st baseman. LMAO. It was the coaches son..he hollered at him to quit talking to the women. As for my oldest.. I only stayed at one of his practices.. to see how hes doing. The other day was nasty.. and 2 hrs long. He seems to be doing pretty good. I just hope he gets to play this year. Last year..he was a new kid.
My M.o.w. Pimpout Bulletin
Hey friends, Fans.. etc... Go Check out this woman, shes only like 100,000K to being the Next Godmother, so wait til Happy Hour and Go rate her pics... She Currently has 2,400 Pics and hundreds of stashes to rate, and shes a great writer check out her blogsCome on friends in the past we got another friend 500,000 points in a day, so 100,000 should be a small task, and please repost so that she can get it in as little time as possible!!!Mistress of Wolves Art Sanctuary@ fubarShes no stranger to you mummers on here, so go check her me she doesn't want any fake friends or place holders (people who add you just to have more friends) and not into that E-Drama mess!! shes looking for Real friends who talkBrought to you by: Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar
4 Sale
Wanna buy me? I am for sale check it out!
My Fuowner's First Happy Hour
Support my Fu-Owner, TinkerbellMn84, who is having her first Happy Hour tonight at 10 PM EST, 9PM CST, 8 PM MST and 7 PM excuse to not know when it is. Support my fu -owner and help her advance and yourself too. She is having a rate-a-thon. So rate as many SFW pics as you can so the points count. Double up your points and the points of the person you are rating and advance through as many levels as possible during this Happy Hour. Have a great weekend, Johnny, aka 2thick
Check It Out
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Dj Freakss Big Giveaway
imikimi - Customize Your World Saturday, April 19th, 2008, DJ Freakchild is having a major fu bucks giveaway in sex sells lounge. There are possibilities every hour to win fu bucks. First of all, between 9AM EST and 1PM EST there will be a 5000 fubucks giveaway to the first NON STAFF member to bring 10 ppl into the lounge. Those new ppl MUST subscribe to the lounge, and they MUST be new lounge members. When the new ppl come intohe lounge they MUST announce who invited them in. The hourly giveaway is simple. Every hour on the hour from 9AM EST until 8PM EST DJ Freakchild is giving away 1000 fubucks. To win the fubucks you must correctly idenitfy the correct song and title of the mystery song, or correctly answer then movie trivia question for the hour. You will have 5 minutes after the end of the song or after the question is asked to respond in DJ Freakchild's shout box with the answer. The first correct answer wins the fubucks. NO CHEATING!!! You may NOT look the answ
Poetry By Maya Angelou
STILL I RISE You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame - I rise Up from a past t
Big So Big
The walls around me were strong, Then you came along I smashed them down with a sledgehammer. You had all the answers. You lit up the darkness. My life was complete with you in it I took the bricks And built a home for the two of us. Now the winds of turmoil pound againt the walls, carrying the whispers of the decievers My convictions waver The foundation crumbles The home slowly erodes I look for you, reaching out into the darkness, suddenly returned But I can't find you. I call your name, but there is silence. I ask for answers, but all I hear is the wind. I look toward the doorway For you to come in, take me in your arms and say, "It's ok, Baby, I was away for a while, but I'm home now." But the doorway is empty. The home is empty. I sit here, waiting... waiting... Then I hear a rustle, A familiar Shadow fills the doorway. A smile of hope comes across my face. I wait for my Love... I close my eyes and open my arms
Leaving On A Jet Plane
Well today is the day I fly out. I'm really nervous about court on Monday, but yet I'm not. I got to read the report from the home study, and she does recommend them going with me. The judge could always decide different. I was told to also be prepared for my ex to contest the judge's ruling. I don't know if I will have a laptop with me while I'm gone. At the moment my step son has it, but he is supposed to be bringing it back, just not sure if before I need to leave. If I don't, I will still be logged in here and will have my husband do updates to my family members who inquire. I will deeply miss you while I am gone!!! Oh, and I will be at the Nascar race on Sunday......Look For Me!!! hehehe
Totally Awesome Friends!!!
Hey everyone... here are some really awesome people to check out... they are really good friends and help out when they can. Go show them some love... some are getting close to leveling too... If you don't already have them on your list.. You should... :) mattyboy828@ fubar DracheZWorld@ fubar ~IBeLeeB~ Owned By Fever@ fubar Lars - Retired!!!@ fubar shanwbar'~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~NIGHTHAWKS' ~'@ fubar glPrꧧ {wr f lb p v}@ fubar Eala La La La {SER} Vibes!!!!@ fubar ALWAYS HOPE HEAD ENFORCER AT DIVA'S DEN@ fubar Bishounen_mason((Vampire Kitten))(FU Hubby to SinesterSerpentine)@ fubar Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee
First One
Oh yes he did, NOT once, but TWICE! The SLUT of FUBAR (and yes he is THE BEST SLUT AROUND) is having two Happy Hours. One on Saturday, 9 p.m. PST and the other Wednesday at 7:00 p.m. PST...thats two chances to go RATE, FAN, ADD and do WHATEVER to this sexy slut! SO SPANK him HARD people! And don't worry, he likes it rough :D THE Slut of fubar, FU Luv BOmber, owned by Memory, Mama, BLondePrincess, and sweets@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! Brought you by ME :-D The Baddest MILF@ fubar (repost of original by 'The
New Member
PLEASE ADD THIS NEW MEMBER TY:)(mmmcutelilbrat )~greeter @ the ace cafe tbldg~shroomies bitch ~*git r done rebel family member*@ fubar
My First Hh
Ok tonight at 9 pacific, 11 central, midnight eastern I have my FIRST EVER HH. Please, love me lots. I need to level twice. So PLEASE rate my stash, my EVERYTHING you can to help me and I'll love you forever.
Have you ever cried so much, it's like looking thru a glass of skim milk? that your eye lids are swollen for days? the salt deposits are on your lashes, thick and clumping together? that is where I am. What i want is within reach, but far enough away i can't have it. Distant, yet near. My heart aches, and it feels like the only one. I feel alone, and unwanted, not desired, unattractive, and not worth any effort at all. I feel like *EVERYONE* in my life wants me to do for them, but not one, is willing to do for me. My heart has been ripped out, and crushed, and i've cried till my eyes are swollen shut. I just want someone to truly love me, not expect me to love them, chase after them, beg them, and it not be returned. I want to really be loved. really, honestly, pure love. I want to know what it is, to be the object of such passion, and desire. I want to know that i am worth the chase, and the effort to do so.
The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
Wrote A Poem Of My Thoughts For The Day
I sit back, with this spliff in my hand, and I watch the world go by.. moment by moment, just watch.... Inhale... I see people with no faces...that i'm supposed to trust... I see lies surrounding me... I see a world full of hurt, full of pain, full of sadness... I sit back, and think... Think about my life, and realize how messed up it is... I see all these problems surrounding me, and i wonder...what have i done to deserve all this... Exhale... I watch the smoke move through the air, and I wish, that i could move with free... I realize alot when i smoke...more than people would imagine... Inhale... people think i make my own problems, but why would i have to...i have enough problems with family, friends, life..... People do a good job of creating these problems for me...and i just sit back and watch..and laugh...just sit there with a smile on my face...because i realize who not to trust, i realize where all these lies are coming from... and for o
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't good enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im too tall/short 4 u I'm sorry if my hair is not long/short enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make A girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"
I was sent this yesterday by a friend. It caused much deep thought and a fair amount of drinking last night. Risk: To laugh is to risk appearing the fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk involvement. To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas your dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To hope is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing and is nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, live. Chained by their attitudes, they are a slave, they have forfeited their freedom. Only a person who risks is free. For too long now, I have avoided risk of all kinds. If something had the potential, however obscure, to hurt me in some
Update For April 5
Shadow Levelers Members List Here are the members closest to leveling... :) Good Luck!!! :) 5,457 to Level 9 truckdriverofhooterville{shadowleveler}@ fubar 7,802 to Level 9 lost in love@ fubar 18,429 to Level 23 ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]Please read profile and sign guestbook♥Heart's in Indiana♥@ fubar 22,258 to Level 17 laprincesa{shadow leveler}@ fubar 26,414 to Level 19 ~Tina~No Salute~No Add~@ fubar 27,284 to Level 18 Vanessa { Shadow Leveler } { BBW_BOMBER FAMILY }@ fubar 38,402 to Level 17 Havin Fun {r/l bf of Mz Attitude} [Shadow Leveler]~Master of Mz Attitude~@ fubar 294,074 to Level 21 Christopher aka Scooter R/L Owner of *STGiggles*Shadow Leveler@ fubar 60,740 to Level 20 BILLY THE KID SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar 56,674 to Level 23
Ok I Need Major Help Here
My Only Perfection
My Only Perfection Ive plagued the world with search 4 the perfect melody but my hart could never let it ring. i could sing operaz 2 every mountain or play sonnets 2 every sea but without U it would all mean nothing. It leavez me in awe how u erase all the flaws and lead such a blind hart 2 see U take thingz that cant be sold and U turn them all 2 gold inside of me. My lifes mistakes now need no correction U are my paragon of fates U are my only .... my only perfection. ................................ in all the 6 dayz inwhich the world waz made, there were 6 dayz of work left undone... ...until u came along and set the right for whats wrong... Of all creationz youre the most beautiful one. U must be a diamond in the eye 2 nature'z most valued of pridez, You have all the angelz envy. Youre the pinnacle swan; youre the reazon 4 the dawn, inside of me. Im sure everyday god cant hesitate 2 say when looking down on your face "U are...
Final Move Update
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm moving on my birthday the 17th. I've decided to go ahead and move even though house hasn't sold. I NEED to see my grandsons I miss them a lot. And since I don't have the money to pay my utilities gonna just say fuck it and move :). Thank you too all who have wished me well on this.
you only go around once in life why burn a brige you cant cross later. why my only question
Need help why cant people be honest. I have been going through some shit and I think it might work out then you get that call and the other person tells you what you dont want to hear. Hey i was faithfull took care of my family didnt cheat she did and still wont tell me the truth. Thought we worked things out just to find out she is still at it? what id i do wrong?
Cum Get Yourself A Yummy Lollipop Gurl
I have created a family called the Lollipop gurlz! Im looking for honest,drama free,fun,sweet girls to join my family. It's not about bombing its about making more friends and having a sweet title to your name. If your any or all of the above but most importantly drama free then please come join us. I just started this so the sooner you get on the easy it will be to join :) love ya all and much love to my girlfriends of fubar :: To join? 1. Please fumail me your information:(pic to use for personalized Lollipop Gurl Tag,state you wanna join) 2. Please with in a week make a Salute showing off some Lollipop luv !! hehehehehe 3. Make sure to add all Lollipop Gurls as they join and put Lollipop girl in Friend Request :) 4. HAVE SOME DRAMA FREE LOLLIPOP GURL FUN :) THANX! Tequila Gurl creator & Owner of the Lollipop Gurlz owner to tinytears@ fubar LOLLIPOP GURLZ BODYGUARD@ fubar OUR RECRUITOR!! REV SLIM~DJ@ForbiddeN ~Lounge OUTKAST~~R/L FUBBY 2 HYPNO~FreakSHOW mbr ***(OTB)@ fu
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April Is Autism Awareness Month - Spread The Word!
April is Autism awareness month, I like 1000s of others know how dibilating autism can be ... to be locked in your own world as the sufferer is one thing but often the families are forgotten. It is heartbreaking when your own child won't even cuddle you or look you in the eye or show love because they don't know how to or the idea of seeing how others live find the whole thing scary. I have a nephew with autism and he is now 13 still very much in his own world, gets very upset when he wants to get his view across hates cuddles There are no cures for autism only by spreading the word and making people more aware will others not stand staring at the 16 year old having a paddy in a busy shop because he doesnt want to leave, he isnt being naughty he is frustrated, angry that no-one understands him and what he wants to say. Others will know that my son is on the autistic spectrum with PDD (aspergers ) and whilst you may all be thinking thats not as bad as autism i can tell you it i
Military Wisdom
I seem to recall that some of these have civilian applications as well . . . WISDOM - FROM THE MILITARY MANUAL ------------------------------------------------------ "If the enemy is in range, so are you. " - Infantry Journal ----------------------------------------------------- "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual ------------------------------------------------------ "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. " - General Macarthur ----------------------------------------------------- "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. ------------------------------------------------------ "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance - ----------------------------------------------------- "Five second fuses only last three seconds. " - Infantry Journal --------

Vote For Jesse Blazed Snider
Jesse Blaze Snider's Interests General MTV Rock The Cradle Official Site Keep JESSE BLAZE SNIDER in the running on Rock The Cradle by casting your vote...and watch his entire performance online! CLICK HERE TO VOTE!! If you want to cast a vote by phone, dial 1-866-979-7904 If you want to vote by text message, text the number 4 to 97979 Please pass this info on to anyone you know that may have not seen the program! Votes will be accepted until 9am (EST) on Saturday April 5th. You can get tickets to the live tapings, and follow the complete series at MTVs website for Rock the Cradle here as well... ROCK THE CRADLE WEBSITE and now a littl

Deviantartist Alexcf
Cthulhu Specimen ReduxA classic from the days of ToM (R.I.P.), the Cthulhu Specimen Case from deviantARTIST alexcf is really quite an impressive piece. Indeed, so impressive that his revisit of it was recently sold on ebay for close to a thousand dollars. The description reads, in part: June, 1893. a gnarled ancient city built upon a small land mass is discovered many miles off the coast of South America, risen from its darkened tomb on the arc of a tectonic shift. The striations of charred stone lift spiderlike from the ocean, as if gasping for breath, and the crew of the Nostromo stand silent upon the deck, speechless, in awe of this marvel of insanity, the cyclopean monstrosity, built millions of years ago - Rlyeh, tomb fortress of the old god; Cthulhu. the crew leave, beg the scientists to follow, but to no avail. the scientists ask for lifeboats to be left for them. The Nostromo sets sail, sullen faces watch as those left behind descend into the depths of Rlyeh, never
Ernst Fuchs
DraakErnst Fuchs, one of the founders of the Vienna School of Fantastic Realism in 1946, and a big influence on a later generation of artists such as HR Giger and Robert Venosa. ARTIST:Ernst Fuchs
Happy Birthday Diamondz!!!!
Hapy Birthday !Please show her... "Diva DIAMONDZ" some serious birthday luv!!!! ~~Diamondz are a girls best friend~~Stiletto girls~~dylon's diva's~@ fubar Please go and show DIVA Diamondz sum mad birthday love. Happy birthday Diamondz LOVE your GODFAHTER Dylon and his Misegal MsMaine and all you fellow DIVAS!!!!!!
Come On Perv With Me .....
Ariana Page Russel
DermotographiaAriana Page Russel suffers from a condition called dermotographia, which causes her body to exhibit extreme hypersensitivity via an immune response. Any time Arianas skin is lightly scratched or irritated hives and welts spring up in the irritated area, usually lasting around a half hour. Where some might find this an annoyance to be dealt with or ignored, Ariana utilizes her condition as an artistic medium, scratching patterns and writing into her skin, then photographing the often beautiful result. Ariana Page Russel, by dint of her innovative creativity. ARTIST:Ariana Page Russel
My Bands And Music I Like
*A* Angels And Airwaves :) The All American Rejects :) Arctic Monkeys :) Alter Bridge :) Air Traffic Ash Avenged Sevenfold :D Aerosmith :D Avril Lavigne *B* Blink 182 :D Brand New Bloc Party :D Biffy Clyro Blur :D Bowling For Soup The Bravery *C* Cauterize Creed :D Copeland Cute Is What We Aim For Coldplay :D:D Chemical Brothers :D:D:D The Caesars Clinic *D* Dykeenies Drowning Pool :) Doves Damien Rice :D Daniel Powter :D Dany Warhols Dashboard Confessional Death Cab For Cutie The Darkness :D *E* Enter Shikari :D Eels Editors The Enemy Elliot Minor :D Evanescence :D:D Edguy *F* Fall Out Boy :D:D:D The Fratellis :) Feeder :D:D Foo Fighters :D:D:D Funeral For A Friend :D The Feeling :) Fighstar The Fray :) Futureheads :) *G* Good Charlotte :D:D Glamour For Better Green Day :D:D:D Gym Class Heroes :D Gavin DeGraw Goo Goo Dolls :D The Gorillaz :D:D:D *H* Houston Calls Hadouken! :D Hard-Fi Hellogoodbye :D
Kazuhiko Nakamura
BiomechanismsAutomaton by Kazuhiko Nakamura, also known as Almacan. One of a series of portraits, bringing to mind a clockwork H.R. Giger. ARTIST:Kazuhiko Nakamura
Anyone Interested
Interested in joining a new group or family, hit me up and i will let every one know the details.
Kris Kuksi
HellhoundHellhoud city pic here New art from Kris Kuksi for the FAME collective event in Miami, entitled The Plague Parade: Opus 1 The Plague Parade [Dark Roasted Blend] ARTIST :Kris Kuksi
2300 Miles?
Yes, I am Moving 2300 miles, and basically, I am doin a total rebuild of my life, Are you with me or not, Get back to me. Those who have commented on this by the time I get online AFTER my move will be kept, those who didn't, I am sure we could have had a good friendship, But Alas, neither of us were willing to attempt one, No hard feelings, just time for me to move on.
The End Of All Ends.
The End Of All Ends. I was watching, Lost In Space the other night the movie. I seen the tv show when I was a kid, but I must say I really liked the movie. Sure a lot of people didn't but that's them.. Anyway, I ended up watching BSG, Battlestar Galactica yesterdays episode the new one a few hours after. First off if your on a space ship perhaps lost in space and you had a Dr. Smith, or Baltar on your ship what would you do? For me the question would be as simple as simple can be. I'd blast the both of them into deep space! Right out the fucking airlock. I mean what idiots would keep such a major threat to the safety of others? To give you an idea of these two people I speak of in case you don't know what I'm talking about. Dr. Smith is a person who tried to kill the Robinson Family, by using the ship called the Jupiter 2's Robot. The B-9 to kill them in their sleep he gets caught in the act sort of way he's still on board the ship as the robot starts messin
I just figured out how to post a blog! Let the bitching begin... If you dont have pics, dont ask me for more than I already have on here. And a tiny ass pic or a blurry face shot doesnt count either. K? Dont ask me if I give head, or what my measurements are. You wouldnt want someone talkin to your mom/sister/daughter that way, would you?? Its not even like Im offended. Its just annoying. Its the same questions, all the time. If I didnt answer you the first time, guess what? your probably going to get the same reaction when you ask me again. To get respect, you must GIVE respect. Just to clarify..I have talked to alot of really cool people on here, and if your on my friend list, this probably isnt directed at you. GO RED SOX
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008 What is it? It can turn a dreary day into a day that's bright and exciting. It can transform a mundane task from a burden into a joy. It can make wonderful, valuable possibilities suddenly appear all around you. It can draw positive people and positive experiences toward you in any situation. It can open the door to a world filled with abundance. It can enable you to learn, to achieve, to grow and to prosper. It can change problems into opportunities. It can pick you up and get you moving forward after even the most difficult setbacks. What is it and what makes it so powerful? It's your attitude, and when it is positively focused it can truly change your world. For the world in which you live is shaped by the way you choose to see it. Carry a positive, thankful, forward-looking attitude with you, and wherever you go, you'll be able to do great and wonderful things. -- Ralph Marston
Ppp Tag
Best Sex Joke Ever!
Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can'
Big Cross Pimpout
Think About This
How to use the rebate As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
Love At First Sight
You froze me in place the first time I saw you, My feelings are deep and my soul full of many passions. Why do I feel so strangely after one glance? All those stories about love at first sight. Maybe my mom was right. Your smile was warm and reached from ear to ear. Your laugh is contagious and warms every corner of my soul. Why do I feel so connected after one glance? I try and shake it but you already have a hold on my heart. Your voice as resonant as a bass guitar and is felt throughout my heart. It is magical and soothing transporting me to a place I have never been. I try to hear the thoughts of my head but my heart whispers back, it is ok to love. Your walk both sturdy and fast, it reflects your strength. The vibrations of your surrounding energy engulf me. I can see and feel the essence of who you are. I want more but I am afraid, I know everything will be alright because I already love you. Time has passed and we have had so many adventures. What happened to
Frosty Rocking Em Live-r.i.p. Bro
True Love
If you look at the skies at night what do you see? You see beauty, grace, a romantic scene I have dream about you and me Walking on the beach seeing all of this Holding each other like everyday was the end To try and cherish each moment at hand Sometimes you wonder how it is going to end But baby hold me tight And I promise you it will never end My love for you has evolve to something new Where everything seems to be a dream come true You know I pray you know I ask the lord To help us on this love that I am trying to secure And I thank you for helping me become a better man I am stronger and I am more passionate In this life that I live Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me With my complaining and my rubbish Too much to list As you can see you are everything to me So baby let me return everything you have gave me You have always ask me if what I say is true If my love for you was really true? The answer is yes the love that I have is true To the point where
You Are My Love
Honey your love is a fulfilling emotion that gives meaning to my life, it is as pure as the morning hue and as beautiful as the early rays of the sun... by Fazma Zaharan
We'll Go No More A-roving
So, we'll go no more a-roving ...So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, ...And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath, ...And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe ...And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving, ...And the day returns too soon, Yet we'll go no more a-roving ...By the light of the moon. by George Gordon, Lord Byron
The Heart Of A Woman
The heart of a woman goes forth with the dawn, As a lone bird, soft winging, so restlessly on, Afar o'er life's turrets and vales does it roam In the wake of those echoes the heart calls home. The heart of a woman falls back with the night, And enters some alien cage in its plight, And tries to forget it has dreamed of the stars While it breaks, breaks, breaks on the sheltering bars. by Georgia Johnson
I Gave Myself To Him
I gave myself to him, And took himself for pay. The solemn contract of a life Was ratified this way The value might disappoint, Myself a poorer prove Than this my purchaser suspect, The daily own of Love Depreciates the sight; But, 'til the merchant buy, Still fabled, in the isles of spice The subtle cargoes lie. At least, 'tis mutual risk, Some found it mutual gain; Sweet debt of Life, each night to owe, Insolvent, every noon. by Emily Dickinson
Who Ever Loved, That Loved Not At First Sight?
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere the course begin, We wish that one should love, the other win; And one especially do we affect Of two gold ingots, like in each respect: The reason no man knows, let it suffice, What we behold is censured by our eyes. Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight? by Christopher Marlowe
How Do I Love Thee
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death. by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
They came from all across this great land To answer the call and for freedom stand Their color and race,they quickly do blend As for the right of freedom they were asked to defend The jobs they must learn are no easy task For pity or mercy they will not ask Through all the toils,tears and sweat They stand proudly together with no regret Standing and waiting for our nations call Knowing that in battle some will return and others will fall Being called upon to protect a foreign land Ready to protect others freedom and to make a stand Many a proud kin sits back at home and all alone Hoping that they will all be able to return home The weather means nothing to them as they work Performing their duties and none do they shirk Some will be given an unwanted task and their depression they will surely have to mask Some follow in the steps of their proud family members and the deeds that they accomplished are all fond r
A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say " NOBODY better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I lo
The Wall
One by one the names were read, Silence fell,tears were shed.... A husband,a brother,a father,a son, The list of names had just begun. A mother stood,bowed her head, That was my son's name that you just read..... When you look at this wall,do you see, That next to his name is a part of me..... Partof my heart died that day, Along with my son so far away. A mother with her children close by side, Said,"That was father that fought and died," The young man tries to be strong and brave, In honor of the life his father gave...... Thinking back to a time when he was small, He places his hand upon the wall. A young girl staring into space, A look of emptiness on her face..... Her heart wished her father hadn't died. A veteran stands,tears in his eyes, Recalls a name and softly cries.... he bows his head in silent prayer, Remembering the time that he was there. Some came to see,never spoke at all,
A Soldier Of The Cross
I am a soldier in the army of my God. The Lord Jesus Christ is my commanding officer. The Holy Bible is my code of conduct. Faith, prayer, and the Word are my weapons of warfare. I have been taught by the Holy Spirit, trained by experience, tried by adversity and tested by fire. I I'm a volunteer in this army, and I'm enlisted for Eternity. I will either retire in this army at the rapture or die in this army; but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out, or pushed out. I am faithful, reliable, capable and dependable. If My God needs me, I am there. If He needs me in the Sunday school, to teach the children, work with the youth, help adults or just sit and learn. He can use me because I am there! I am a soldier. I am not a baby. I do not need to be pampered, petted, primed up, pumped up, picked up or pepped up. I am a soldier. No one has to call me, remind me, write me, visit me, entice me, or lure me. I am a Soldier. I am not a wimp. I am in place, saluting my King, o
Daddy's Boots
Daddy left his boots for me And here I have to stay. My daddy is a soldier, I'm in charge while he's away. In Daddy's boots I can pretend that now I am the man Who does the things that Daddy does As only Daddy can. I help with little brother, I help with folding clothes, I help to set the table, And I hope Daddy knows That every day I wear his boots So I'll feel close to him And I try to keep Mom happy Till he comes home again. I know that he's protecting us, That's what soldiers do, But his boots are way too big for me And my job, being him, is too. Mom, when is Daddy coming home? I miss him all the time. She said Daddy would be proud of me And his boots ... fit me just fine. Author Unknown
It's The Soldier
By: Charles M. Province A protest raged on a courthouse lawn, Round a makeshift stage they charged on, Fifteen hundred or more they say, Had come to burn a Flag that day. A boy held up the folded Flag, Cursed it, and called it a dirty rag. An OLD MAN pushed through the angry crowd, With a rusty shotgun shouldered proud. His uniform jacket was old and tight, He had polished each button, shiny and bright. He crossed that stage with a soldiers grace, Until he and the boy stood face to face. "FREEDOM OF SPEECH", the OLD MAN said, "Is worth dying for, good men are dead, So you can stand on this courthouse lawn, And talk us down from dusk to dawn, But before any Flag gets burned today, This OLD MAN IS GOING TO HAVE HIS SAY!! My father died on a foreign shore, In a war they said would end all war. But Tommy and I wasnt even full grown, Before we fought in a war of our own. And Tommy died on Iwo Jimas beach, In the shadow of a hill he couldnt quite reach Wh
Bury Me With Soldiers
Ive played a lot of roles in life; Ive met a lot of men, Ive done a lot of things Id like to think I wouldnt do again. And though Im young, Im old enough To know someday Ill die. And to think about what lies beyond, Beside whom I would lie. Perhaps it doesnt matter much; Still if I had my choice, Id want a grave mongst Soldiers when At last death quells my voice. Im sick of the hypocrisy Of lectures of the wise. Ill take the man, with all the flaws, Who goes, though scared, and dies. The troops I knew were commonplace They didnt want the war; They fought because their fathers and Their fathers had before. They cursed and killed and wept... God knows Theyre easy to deride... But bury me with men like these; They faced the guns and died. Its funny when you think of it, The way we got along. Wed come from different worlds To live in one where no one belongs, I didnt even like them all; Im sure theyd all agree. Yet I would give my life for
I Am A Fallen Soldier
I served my country, just my familys sacrifice My name is listed with the others Husbands, wives, sons & daughters Who fought for your freedom, that came with the same price And to my family, Ill miss you too In the quiet hours when you feel alone Just remember I always thought of you And dreamed of coming home At the memorial, I will be there with you My helmet,gun and boots and the sound of the gun salutes The tears of sorrow, and the eulogy You lost so much But, I hope you are proud of me And to my country, for whom I served I hope for those that did not know me Enjoy your Freedom for which you deserve But please remember my family Who paid for your Freedom, the ultimate price! Author: Unknown
A Soldier's Heart
A Soldiers Heart A soldiers heart So courageous and brave Committed to his country And the lifes he saves Always giving all hes got Wanting to give more So proud to serve his country And what our flag stands for Away from home in A foreign land Standing on the front line Waiting for his command Fear is unknown As he battles another So eagerly he would die To save his fellow brother All this bravery he showed Right from the start Thats why God gave him A soldiers heart. By Andrianna Holt
Adulterated Apollo
Do I fear the sun, or the dawn? "What is love?" I asked staring through a stream of street lights and concrete sprawl peppered softly by black and navy, the occasional bursting celestial flicker interrupting the monotony blur. "Baby don't hurt me?" she responds and starts bumping her head Chris Katan style. I hate that movie, but I'll let it slide for the moment. "I'm being serious." I say as faux-melancholy as I can manage. "Shit, why you asking me?" she pulls us into a parking lot after a few minutes, cranks the steering wheel with a wicked grin- and I'm flung against the cold glass of my own car. Why the hell did I let this strange woman drive? Oh right, the promise of sugary sex, and sour reality. I just had to replace a wheel- she's going to throw a rod, and we'll be stranded out here waiting for a god damn tow truck with one wheel perpendicular to the rest. Which, I guess isn't such a bad thing really. A half hour in the serene early spring night a
My Heart Is Full Of Joy!
I sit here. It is now Saturday morning at about 4:45am. My heart is so full of joy, I feel like I could explode. My mind races knowing that very soon I will be in the arms of the man I love and adore! We will FINALLY be together. He has such an effect on me, like no other ever has. Just to hear his voice makes all of the troubles of this evil world fade away. I love this man (Jimm ~ AKA Mr. Hott) more than life itself. As I dream and look forward to being with him, I feel butterflies in my stomach. My heart literally goes pitter patter. Jimm is my dream come true, the answer to my prayers. It's funny how life deals you suck wicked hands, and then turns around and gives you a ROYAL FLUSH. With Jimm, I have hit that ROYAL FLUSH JACKPOT! Baby, you are my love, my best friend, my soul mate, my lover, my dream come true, my answered prayer, and my forever partner. With you, our family will be complete. You, me, Cody and Kayla. What a beautiful and perfect family we will be.
To My Dad (rip)
a letter to my dad dear dad, how are ya doing up there, its been almost 7 months now since your gone. We all miss you very much. We took marshall to see you on easter. he is going to be 8. he reall took it hard. he didnt relise that we were putting you in the nitch. He ask about you everyday, he was scared to come over for a bit.. It wasnt the same with out you. he stares at his baby pic when you were holding him. I too dad think about you lots.. my life is crap right now and i need your help.. i know yuor listening. i know you brought my new friend into my life. i wish you could see her. she pretty hot. I know, but she is nice too.. its too bad dad... you would have love too see her pics.. but shhe dont tell mom... love ya dad.. see ya soon.. peace out... bedrock
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Explanation Update ......
Just to let you know that my mum is out of hospital as of yesterday.Her prognosis is positive, it's too soon to know yet whether she will need chemo or any other treatment or whether the surgery was enough. I will be back and forth to look after my mum so i may not be on here much in the days but i will try and get on some evenings if i'm not too tired :) A huge 'thank you' to all who have wished my mum and myself well, all your thoughts and prayers are very much appreciated. Love and hugs to you Linda xx
I Am
I am a fat shallow bitch.. go figure screw it
Bomb Me
CLICK BANNER TO RATE/COMMENT CONTESTANTS PICS (repost of original by '★RED GURL★ FU-OWNED BY: Thats Mr A$$hole to you' on '2008-04-03 21:08:45')
I Just Want To Know Why!
Well, i am here to let all my friends know. That Larry has told me he has found someone new.He just came in and told me this.I ain't here to bash him. He has been very honest with me. I guees i am here in hopes that he will read this and maybe tell me why? I guess i loved him to much. Thats all i can figure out. I did everything for him. But, anyway, i am single. There is just one thing i want to say. To Larry...I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. i do wish i knew what happen. But, i hope we can still be friends.
Open Wounds
I am a fool and i freely admit that. In spite of all the bad things that have happened to me, all the pain that i've been through and all the suffering other people have caused me, I believe in giving the benefit of the doubt. I believe in forgiveness and in the concept that human beings are basically good. Even after having my heart stomped on and my trust violated time and again, I still come into every interaction with a person with an open heart and a trusting soul. The thing is, I honestly and truly wouldn't screw anyone over or misrepresent who i am or intentionally deceive anyone so even after all my hurts I don't expect anyone to do those things to me. I honestly feel like I give people no reason to lie to me. I'm one of the least judgmental people on the planet. I give people no reason to feel they have to lie to me. I accept people as they are, and don't try to mold them into who I want them to be. I give so much away and don't ask for anything in return so i don'
Trust Again
Ok you guys I may sound crazy, but I often wonder if I will ever trust any of my friends again or go on without anyone to trust? I have come to realize that I trust none of my friends any more.. So I wonder will I ever find a best friend again? It has come to my attention that over the last two years, since my ex best friend slept and married my ex husband, I have alienated all my friends and even my true best friend of 14 yrs. So what am I to do who do I have to cry to, to tell me the truth when I need it or someone that if I just needed a shoulder to cry who will be there? So I have been going on these last 2 yrs and never realizing that I was destroying a part of my life a little by little.. I know we all need our friends especially one's that we can trust no matter what.. I have a ton of friends ,but no one that I could call in a spur of the moment if I was really down or something I was so excited about that I had to holler for joy from the roof tops.. Who would it be. After y
New Lounge
attn fubar members: ...... new lounge will be open that i will own and it will be called " THE BAR " it will open on may 30 of this year. hope to see you there and whenits open i will send links to everyone......... ty P.S. If i get everything i need i will open the lounge early as may 2nd
Matrix-style Virtual Worlds 'a Few Years Away'
Matrix-style virtual worlds 'a few years away' * 15:59 03 April 2008 * news service * Colin Barras Are supercomputers on the verge of creating Matrix-style simulated realities? Michael McGuigan at Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York, thinks so. He says that virtual worlds realistic enough to be mistaken for the real thing are just a few years away. In 1950, Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science, proposed the ultimate test of artificial intelligence a human judge engaging in a three-way conversation with a machine and another human should be unable to reliably distinguish man from machine. A variant on this "Turing Test" is the "Graphics Turing Test", the twist being that a human judge viewing and interacting with an artificially generated world should be unable to reliably distinguish it from reality. "By interaction we mean you could control an object rotate it, for example and it would render in real-time," McGui
Just To
So yea wrote this song and hoping to record the lyrics soon and then work on the music. It's been 3 years since we met, In that smoke filled bar, It's been 2 years since I fell for you, Everyday I wish I told you, Now that your gone I can't deny, That I wish it was my time, Every night I lay in bed, With thoughts of you running through my head. I woke up this morning, Wanting to see your face again, But all I saw was an empty place, I toss and turn at night, I walk and wander and fight, Just to see your face again, But I know that your gone for good. It's been six months since we lost you, You were young and full of life, Cut down before your time, Your heart ripped apart, Because he didn't love you, Now we all must suffer, I can't stand to be without you, I should have told you how I felt, Maybe then you'd still be here. I woke up this morning, Wanting to see your face again, But all I saw was an empty place, I toss and turn at night, I walk and wa
Why Do I Care So Much
I have recently been decieved by someone that I called a friend. I hate liars, there is no place in my life for someone that only sits out to decieve and destroy others feelings. I am hurt deeply by these lies. Most of them were not to me directly but to someone that I care for and consider a best friend. I am too caring I guess and I wear my heart on my sleeve. Maybe I should say fuck it and just be a heartless bitch? But then I am denying who I really am but think that at times it would keep me from getting hurt. In my opinion the worse thing you can do is lie to me. Why must people decieve others? I am not talking white lies I am talking monsterous lies about one dying from cancer. How can someone lie about something so horrible just to recieve attention from others? I deal with this as karma is a bitch and you will get back what you deserve. But to play with others emotions in such away is horrible. Like I said in the intro this is just me rambling..
Loss Of Frosty Freeze R.i.p.-rsc 4 Ever
On April 3rd, 2008 at approximately 7:50am, Wayne "FROSTY FREEZE" Frost started his journey in to the next life. Our condolences go to his family and friends and all who knew of his great legacy. Frosty acknowledged those of us who came to visit him and was in good company during his last moments on this earth. For those of you who had the honor of knowing him, we all know that Frosty had a very celebrative spirit. I met Frosty in 1982,and im lucky enough to stayed friends with him all the way until his untimely passing, He was constantly educating people and helped preserve the rich history of urban and Hip Hop culture. He was "the walking Hip Hop encyclopedia" and was one of the few brothers who had almost total recall in terms of history. We ask that you remember him as this great positive light who cared and loved many of us just as we loved and cared for him. On this day, we ask that people continue to keep him in their prayers.Frosty i will never 4 get u bro,and im sure fight now
Interview with a Fetishist By Natalia Vine This is the written interview which I conducted with a 31 year old male fetishist from Germany, named *Chris*. Chriss particular fetish is quite unique. He fashions his own personal plastic and rubber wear. Here is the entire interview, along with pictures of Chris in his various outfits, all made by Chris himself. Chris finds it important to share his fetishism with others, so lets hear his story of fetishism behind closed doors. The Interview Natalia: Why do you feel that it is important to share your fetish with others? Fetishist: Showing it to others is a turn on for me, maybe because it was a secret for so many years. Natalia: How do you feel when you wear the plastic? Fetishist: Very good, I start sweating, my penis gets hard and I feel that I am a fetishist. I enjoy being turned on by the feeling on my skin and by the look. Natalia: So, would you consider yourself an exhibitionist as well? Fetishist: I
For Skeeter
Hate consumes Love blooms The sun sets but also rises Love forgives but hate despises Love has no judge Hate is what makes you begrudge Before you judge out of hate Remember the feeling When you knew it was fate You will begin your healing Be true to your truest of selves Be who you truly are inside Pull yourself out of your hell Smile and walk with pride You will know this especially Thoughts of what could be will fade A love that is one word "unconditionally" will present itself and an eternal bond be made Release the fear that binds Unbind the child inside Release the love that hides Never giving thought to who may mind Those who truly care will know Those who won't will never understand Where love should be hate will grow Take my love and take my hand My heart beats with only your voice My soul only wants your touch It is you I hear above any noise I love you now as I ever have just as much
My Dear Sir
You are not just my crush but you are my love. i know this has to end; and I want it to for your sake because anything that you want done i would want done. because I know that it would make u happy in the end so I'll go. Just say the word and i will go and never bother you again and at first it will hurt for a very long time because I HAVE NEER MET SOMEONE AT ALL LIKE YOU and I dont think i ever will so instead I should shut it up and continue to feel lucky to even stand next to you and take what you are giving me instead of pondering whats not being given after all i must deserve it, but just kno that it is only for the love of you that i do this for and not for anybody else. And like I might have said earlier I would fight for it but you wouldnt want it that way. For you dont want drama because its ur job to be out of your mind. But I love you for you and i wouldnt want you any other way but believe me, I can really, i can do this, I am strong i have fought many battles and one day Illest In Underground Music And Art
Short Thought
I love you no less Wishing your head was upon my chest Stealing your pain Thinking of the rain Not dwelling on mistakes Maybe thinking of a happy thought Eating peanut butter pancakes More than a thought maybe a want
Wanna Be My Fu-lover Fill This Out!
Fill this out and I will decide who will be my fu-lover! Good luck! 1)What is my name (without looking at my homepage)? 2)Do you think I am a cat lover or a dog lover? 3)What lounge do I greet at (without looking at my homepage)? 4)What do you know about me? 5)If you could describe me in one word what would it be? 6)How did you find me on fubar? 7)Are you a friend/fan/family of mine on fubar? 8)On a scale from 1-10 what would you rate how bad you want to get with me starting with 1 as eww ur gross and 10 being i want you now! 9)How far will you go to be my fu-lover? 10)Do you think I'll pick you as my fu-lover and why? Good luck everyone! ^.^
Miss Ohio
You know, I was thinking about it today. I really don't fucking miss Ohio. At all. Ohio sucks so bad. For those of you I don't know, or don't know...I grew up in Ohio. 18 years there.The highlight of my highschool years was marching band. Not even the parties...because drinking and smoking only gets you so far before you get bored of it...and the amish and corn are not all that interesting. For those of you still trapped in the hellhole of Ohio, I am dreadfully sorry. With what may easily be misconstrued as love, ~Kris
Happy Birthday Beth
Daydreaming And Wishing
You never know if daydreaming is a good thing or not. One on hand if you dont have an imagination as an artist...well not really a good thing is it? :D. On the other hand dreaming about what could be and putting so much energy into it is a bad thing. You cannot force things into being but you can hope the best for the outcome. There are a few people always in my thoughts almost in every single moment of every day. I hope and wish for them the best in everything. For some of those people I do hope and wish to be in their lives more than I am right now. Time will tell. All I can do is remain positive and know in my heart things will work out for the best in the end. Living in the past while the future passes is a bad practice to do. Make each moment count from this moment to the next. Can you change things in your life..well yes you can. Can you change what people think of you or how they Can you change how you think of yourself? Yes you can. We are all flaw
Want To...
i want to hear your voice, to feel your breath on my skin. to come alive at your touch. i want to be stimulated, to feel invigorated. to touch you back... i want to know you inside and out to have that memory with me always to feel the nuances of you over and over again. i want to watch you move to walk beside you to just be... i want to...
Won't She Just Go Away???
Ok, You all wanted it Blogged, so here it is. It started a couple years ago when i met this chic at a party at a local sports bar. She looked lost, and alone so I went over to welcome her. We quickly became good friends. Then another mutual 'friend' came between us telling her lies about me and she believed them. Until later, when she got into a huge disagreement with the other friend. She came running back to me. Then a few months later, i did something really stupid and later admitted it to her. She forgave me and took me back as friend again. Well all this happened over a span of about 2 years. A few months ago, she found out something I chose to keep private. She got all over my back because of it, and walked away again. This was MY Private life, and she treated me as if she wre my mother. Now, I have a tracker on my myspace, and a couple other accounts that allow me to see who views my profile. I see a bunch of 'new users' I go to click on the account and the accounts have bee
He Broke My Heart
It all startedlast year. January 2nd this guy named 'Ian Michel Gruner-Mesty' asked me out. i was already head over fucking heels for the guy. He was perfect. he smelled great, perfect body, beauitufl looks, was smart and he didn't push me to hard. He never expectd me to be anything but myself. But then I got scared I broke up with him and got so scared. But then when I thought he was going to be perfect here he comes back in octber HALLOWEEN even. he was gorgeous. Scratches on hsi back from the pervous girl. Then he tells me about his now girl. I get pissed and ask him to come see me he does. We get close again like we were closer and closer till he asks me to be his girlfriend again. Butteh fact taht we jumped in to quick an dthat i was never right for him. he rather have someone who will spread her legs for him. and sometimes i have dreams of me and him together should i have moved on when my heart is so badly broken I don't even know how to pick up the pieces. The girl he wan
Go And Rate Fan And Friend This Person
you all will Know why Im asking this in do time Please Show Him Love Love Me Or Hate Me I'M still YOUR OBESSION@ fubar
The First Breast I Touched
Judy and her sister Vicky lived next door to me when I was a teenager. They were as different as night and day. Judy was a tomboy who enjoyed all sports. Vicky was "Little Miss Priss". Judy and her cousin Cindy oftentimes played baseball, basketball and tackle football with the boys in the neighborhood. I found myself playing on the football team against her one fall weekend. Their quarterback threw a pass to her and she turned to sprint down the field. I caught up to her and reached out to tackle her. In doing so, I reached out and caught ahold of her button-front shirt, and it popped open as I brought her to the ground. As we both hit the ground, I still had a handful of her shirt in my hand, and it had pulled open to reveal her breast. She was not wearing a bra. In my effort to quickly cover her breast with the shirt I held in my hand, I accidentally...I swear...touched her breast. It was the first female breast that I had ever touched. It had an immediate effect on a ce
Conversations. 1
I wish you could feel. Like a real girl. Or that you were into me. And my crappy ranting prose. I wish you were here, I think we'd be having a blast. Running from cops, hopping borders, chewing on infadels. I guess I'm waiting for something exciting. Like a horde of rampaging bears on unicycles. And maybe, I think you've got that energy behind those eyes, and that smirk that requires no reservations. I guess, maybe deep down, I'm hoping you're as genuine as me. Are you a liar? Are you a user? Do I care? I guess this grin devouring my face is my answer. Maybe I'm just curious... hoping to prove myself. Hoping for the chance. Because, I dunno, maybe deep down, I think I'm the best, and if not the best, I'm better than what you've had thrown in your face. I'll put on my happi, and we'll take the train to the distant promise of sunset. Half my life... left in obscurity, a small smile on the side of the road. I wouldn't mind. Maybe this trip is exactly what my
To those of you that read this... FYI.. I won't add you to family or fan you with out a good reason. family is exactly that.. people who i trust and love. people who i am fans of... well.. i must know you VERY well and you must have done something to grab my interest and i must really freaking like you... so don't do the whole f/r/a/c bs with me... i might add ya.. and i might rate a pic or two.. but i won't give out my crush unless i really feel like it.. and i won't fan you for no reason :D just so ya know!
Repost This
to my fubar friends and family can you do me a huge favor can you please repost my bully for me i'm so close to fulord and with yall help i will get their. i will appreciate it if you can ty fubar members you can check out my page too if you want ttyl
Please help her in her contest. She is trying to win a choice of a 7 day blast or a month VIP. Just take a few minutes to stop by and comment on her contest photo...Thanx your friend Scooter!!! (repost of original by '$()TR-(Lori's Hubby){Demon Crew Recruiter}-[Slave to Mz Attitude]{ShadowLeveler}' on '2008-04-04 18:21:28')
Pervs And The Like
alright.... I'm getting pretty annoyed at all the jerks that act like pigs on here. Its so not cool and it sure as hell doesn't make the rest of us men look like prince charming. IS there no end to 55 yr old men telling 18 yr old girls they're hot and trying to get them to post nsfw pics so they can jerk off? There is no way to stop them i guess, but i would just like to state that i, Cole Smith, am not a pig/perv/Weirdo. If you don't believe me then try me and see if you feel the same after we've conversed. There are plenty of men that feel exactly the way i do one here so before you ladies just blow a man off because of some irrelevant reason please give him one chance, just one.
Theres A Reason
Theres a rhyme n a REASON why I do the things I do and dont do the things I dont do or asked to do. For now On I am gonna go by a few rules and it will be explained basically im going back to F.T.W. scratch my back n I will do the same I have friends I have know What I appreciate every convo n rate n anything else from you all THERE IS A REASON I DONT ENTER CONTESTS.....I CANT BOMB WELL AND I REFUSE TO COMPETE WITH A FELLOW FRIEND IN A CONTEST....ITS UTTER F'N BULLSHIT cuz you then have friends decide who to rate n comment bomb or whatever n THEY REALLY DO SHOW THERE TRUE why even compete when your just stealing from each other when 1 could actually win Im not bout favortism If you rate my stash or pics....guess what I RETURN THE feel free at your discretion another thing YES I DO WEDDINGS but I dont have alot of free time so YES it has to be somewhat on my TERMS...I DO DJ,...I do WRITE n DESIGN TAGS N BULLY's...I DO PROMOTE
Add My New Account
Please add my new name, since FUBAR has silenced me on this name! Sher~Just Another night@ fubar
My 10,000th Friend Kmp!!
Hey everyone, I got my 10,000th add this week from none other than KMP! Check her out, show her much love and fan, add and rate her!! Check out the slideshow of her too. You'll see what I mean... HOT! K~M~P~@ fubar
Just send me the picture you want to use and help spread the word please!
Dj Kaijaw Live
Come On In To The New Skull Crusher Radio Lounge We Just Opened And Are Looking For Staff. So Come Check Us Out If You Think You Got What It Takes. We Are Hiring Bartenders , Greeters , Dancers , Security , Promoters and DJs. Where the real Cowboys From Hell Hang Out So No Cry Babies From the Biker Bar Allowed We Want you to Come Enjoy The Tunes With Live DJs ORDER SUM DRINKS OR BEER OR SHOTS WE GOT IT ALL!!
One Passion 6-3-05
Walking by you in my mini I catch you in the corner of my eye Looking me up and down Quickly turn the corner and lean against the wall What could he be thinking? Do I walk past again? Or do I continue walking this way? Finally I have decided to walk past you again To see if I was seeing things the first time This time was different When I walked by you this time I felt your strong but gentle hand Grab my arm and pull me close You lean in And whisper in my ear I want to make love to you I look deeply into your green eyes And tell you to come back to my place Opening my front door Grab you and pull you in Drag you into my room All while passionately kissing Your beautiful, sexy lips You open my bedrooms door Pick me up and continue to kiss me While kissing me softly You lay me on my bed Kissing me down my neck I push you on to your back And climb on top of you Begin to kiss your lips and neck Slowly you lift my skirt up And gently spread my
I think I'd like you to be in my bedroom with me. I have ceiling to floor mirrors on my wardrobe and I'd like you to be sitting like we were in the bath so that you could see yourself cupping me and stimulating my nipples and occasionally slipping your fingers further down and dipping into me. I'd reach back and kiss you then you'd move your lips to my nipples and cup me with your other hand, slipping it back and forth from front to back and repeat swapping hands as you swap nipples. This goes on for quite a while until I am virtually dripping on your hand. I then turn around and slip down your body - you continue to watch me in the mirror as I get up on all fours and lean down to lick you. You were quite soft but a few licks later and you point right up to your navel. I lick you like a lollipop - starting at the bottom at your balls and swirling up to the top - catching all the drips. I love to eat your cum - you kiss me so that you can taste it too. You get bigger and I'm itching
Adult - Street Life
Take Me Away
Take me in your arms tonight. your hot breath on my neck. This could go on all night no sleep, what the heck! Kissing tender and strong biting eachothers lips tongue wet and long your hands finding my hips. outlineing mr body with your finger. tracing each and every line finding the right spot and letting it linger. your body purring my feline. kissing me gently on the nose hands slipping under my shirt gently removing my clothes. unzipping my short skirt kissing my every inch your tongue finding its way wanting more I do not flinch. we should have started earlier today with your taste upon my lips. You kiss me long and deep feeling the rhythem of my hips. my heart is yours to keep. There is no place i'd rather be I crave making love with you, setting my mind and body free. there is nothing else i would rather do your so amazing to me!! your amazing when we touch setting my world right no such things as to much I want you all night when does the damn
Missing You 6-13-05
I sit at my computer and wait In my room I try to relax But my mind is running wild I know you must be having fun But the truth is that I feel sad when I dont see you On your computer In my room my thoughts Run wild thinking of you I want you to come home soon So that I don't have to miss you For one more day...
Adult - Sexy Strip Quiz 6
Youngest Sox Fan 6-15-05 (i'm Actually Proud Of This One)
Hours of screaming and sweating Brought forth a beautiful baby girl Mom and dad were so happy Joyful tears danced down their face A little pink hat was placed on her head And a security blanket was wrapped Around the baby girl with loving care This blanket will be one that This baby girl will never get rid of For there is a certain detail on it So perfectly embroidered It will become this girls favorite It is a blanket of champions And this little girl Is her parents little champion
Adult - Sexy Strip Quiz 7
Boken Heart
I can see her now, lying on the floor. She can hear the footsteps, right beside the door. The rain outside is pouring another day has passed. tonight might be the night she finds peace at last. Sleeves to hide the bruises just so no one knows another day in paradise or so the story goes. But thats what they all think a precious little wife a pretty newly-wed with a perfect little life. its better they dont know it hurts to see the truth. so there is just illusion thoughts with no proof. Thinking of his blows she can hear his yells she still see's the blood marks of where her head fell. she thought that he was perfect he sured seem'd the type. Tall, dark and handsome but a shadow in her light. she thought of her whole life from her abusive dad to a run away mom and the man she never had. with her eyes finally dry no tears will show her pain she will soon find peace no blood, no hurt, no pain. I can see her now no longer on the floo
Dj Kaijaw On Air Right Now Come Join Us
DJ KAIJAW COME JOIN DJ KAIJAW LIVE in the all new station to rise SKULL CRUSHER RADIO CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW DJ KAIJAW IS HERE AND Will Deliver You The Sounds Of Rock and Roll , Heavy Metal and Hard Rock Quenching Your Thirst Pretty Ladies Serving Up Your Favorite Drinks At Skull Crusher Radio Lounge Skull Crusher Radio Look For DJ Leif Anytime you Never Know when he will pop up
Adult - Falling Dildo's
Well I finally took and posted some more pictures like everyone wanted me to. Hope everyone likes them, if not then don't look anymore!
My Perfect Guy 7-2-05
Somewhere between 5'7" and 5'11" Short hair worn spikey and blonde Eyes as blue as the ocean Or as green as mountains Not too fat and not too thin But right in the middle A great smile that Makes me week in the knees A personality that's sugar sweet A kiss so powerful That I forget all my problems And melt in his arms When he holds me I feel so safe and secure That I know he wouldn't Let anything happen to his girl This has always been The kind of guy I was looking for And when I meet him I'll grab and hold him tight Never letting go of him I do, till death do us part I will love you till the end
Adult - Franks Adventure 3
Depression 7-16-05
So stupid all the time Can't do anything right Not smart whatsoever If you need directions Don't ask me... I can't find my way Out of a paper bag Fat and unattractive I don't understand How guys are attracted to me I am very self conscience Everyday I think Why am I here? I can't do anything I get lost and confused to easily Honestly I don't know What the hell to do anymore...
Adult - Pimp Quest
Phoenix 8-10-05
Beautiful red and yellow feathers Sparkling eyes that Have the power to heal With their tears Then, in their old age They burst into flames Ashes fall to the cage's bottom Once again the beautiful phoenix Is born from the ashes That previously fell Just moments before
Adult - Whose Tits Are Those ?
Peggy Offline Now
ALL FU*BOMBERS TAKE NOTE.... 6 tornados tore thru the town where Peggy lives ripping out lines and causing great damage. Peggy and Jeremy are fine but a little scared. She has NO INTERNET and will be offline until this can be corrected. We just spoke by cell phone and she's OK. I will be handling whatever needs to be handled until she's back online. I do not have access to the Family Page so don't expect any new bulletins there. ALL NEW BLOGS AND POSTS WILL BE ON MY PAGE keep an eye on TEE'S page instead of FU*BOMBER page. Tee
Time For Me To Fly
Ive been around for you Ive been up and down for you But I just cant get any relief Ive swallowed my pride for you Ive lived and lied for you But you still make me feel like a thief You got me stealin your love away cause you never give it Peeling the years away And we cant relive it I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe its time for me to fly You said wed work it out You said that you had no doubt That deep down we were really in love Oh, but Im tired of holding on To a feeling I know is gone I do believe that Ive had enough Ive had enough of the falseness Of a worn out relation Enough of the jealousy And the intoleration I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe its time for me to fly Time for me to fly Oh, Ive got to set myself free Time for me to fly And thats just how its got to be I know it hurts to say goodbye But its time for me to fly Oh, dont you know its... Its time for me to fly I wish you the best ~
Lounging Around 8-22-05
Big screen TV turned on A small group sits and watches Two people, both very talented Play pool, making excelent shots Soon they stop and join the group That is sitting watching TV A couple of people sit around a tiny table Chating about their interests Soon they stand and walk outside Into the cool night air To join a group of people already there They talk about this and that This is how every night has been
Dj Kaijaw On Air
DJ KAIJAW COME JOIN DJ KAIJAW LIVE in the all new station to rise so join us all in SKULL CRUSHER RADIO CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW Will Deliver You The Sounds Of Rock and Roll , Heavy Metal and Hard Rock Quenching Your Thirst Pretty Ladies Serving Up Your Favorite Drinks At Skull Crusher Radio Lounge Skull Crusher Radio Look For DJ Leif Anytime you Never Know when he will pop up
Crash 10-12-05
Rainy day, sucky weather The commute is slower Roadways are wet One wrong move and it's... crash! It all happened so fast Next thing I know I am pulling over And exchanging information No one is hurt... good news Bad news... car damage Hand shakes while I copy Her information on my notepad So shook up, so scared Never wanting to drive again
Adult - Topless 3d Tennis
Playing Games 4-29-06
The day starts off bad and stressful Do some work for two hours And still not happy with it Meet up with you later We play an innocent game That soon turns into not so innocent We walk down the hall Into the door I start low And then get pulled to your lips You kiss me hard but amazingly Is there anything youre not good at? You move your mouth to my neck Sending shivers down my back You must have felt it since your hands were there Sit down and I jump on your lap We arent alone Someone came in We wait in silence till once again we are alone Then our fun continues You tell me to jump you I say no I cant right now You tell me you want me so bad right now And still I cant jump you right now So you tell me that if I didnt sit on your lap You would pin me to the wall I have my doubts Sure enough you stand up and pin me to the wall Grabbing my face with both hand and kissing me hard You have no idea how much I love that Kissing me and pulling my pants down slowl
I'm Having A Pity Party, And Youre Invited
ALL I want right now Is a bottle of dark rum. And a man with a 5 o'clock shadow in a gawdy suede jacket to sing me counting crow songs and half assed reditions of REM songs, on a roof. I am SO sick of settling. and thats all i seem to do lately. Convienience is my best friend and worst enemy lately. I broke my ipod today, and i feel a little lost. School is getting to me. only 3 weeks left, but might as well be a year at the rate its going. I'm ready to enjoy my life... and I dont know how to start. Sweep me off my feet, will ya? please
Ok Im Making Salutes For Fubucks
ok im making salutes for fubucks ill do sfw and nsfw salutes it dont mater to me ok all u haft to do to get one is send me a privet message telling me what you want for a salute and ill send you what it will cost its all your pic on how much skin you want i ll even write on my skin in marker what ever you want it to say thats what i will write so come and help me out to help my frien out shes trying to raise fubucks for a spotlight she still needs 3.8 mill to bid on one
Adult - Silicon Challenge
Iron Man
Although, it's not my cup of tea for a movie, it's another hugely anticipated jump from comic books movie, worth mentioning. My kids loves all the Marvel Hero guys. (has no good technical lingo for this one) *blinks* Opening May 2nd.
Obvious Omg!!
pulease stop with the stupid child games. do not create a fake profile just to check me out! no picture,, no information,,,nothing but a name! aren't we supposed to be adults here? people who hide are doing it for a few reasons 1) i know who they are and are wondering why they are on my page when we probably dont get along, which means you may be some kind of jealous person, which i dont tolerate. 2) you are a jealous person and are checking up on me or checking up on what i am doing ,,which i mean by going to peoples pages that are on my friends and family list to see what kind of comments i am posting to someone. which i dont tolerate or take niceley to. 3) you are jealous and think i am after your fubar boyfriend or fubar husband,,which i am not!! 4) i know you and for soem reason dont want me to know that i know you were on my page,which means that ..then i dont want to know you, cause that is just bullshit. 5) it is obvious that you are purposely doing this because i hav
Adult - Naked Tetris
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We had a promise made Four hands and then away Both under influence We had divine scent To know what to say Mind is a razorblade To call for hands up above, to lean on Wouldn't be good enough for me, oh One night of magic rush The start: a simple touch One night to push and scream And then relief Ten days of perfect tunes The colours red and blue We had a promise made We were in love To call for hands up above, to lean on Wouldn't be good enough for me, oh To call for hands up above, to lean on Wouldn't be good enough And you You knew the hand of a devil And you Kept us awake with wolves teeth Sharing different heartbeats in one night To call for hands up above, to lean on Wouldn't be good enough for me, oh To call for hands up above, to lean on Wouldn't be good enough *Lyrics By The Knife This Song Is On My Playlist.......Take A Listen If You Get A Moment
Bid On Me Own Me For A Month
HEY ALL, I DECIDED TO GET IN THE CONTEST FAD :D COME PUT A BID IN I WILL TREAT YOU GOOD IF YOU WIN ME, I will rate 500 pics 11's during HH 300 stash during HH Be owned for a month random gifts during the month be your crush for a month leave comments daily on your page put you in my family my yahoo addy THANKS, LOVE YA
Chaos Theory
I swear they made a movie about me and has a guy playing it. :o Go figure. Out in theaters April 11th.
So i'm no garth brooks but i gave it one hell of a try
The Forbidden Kingdom
Jet-Li and Jackie Chan in the same movie. Has to be one of the most anticipated movies this year. Opens Friday, Apr 18th. PS: I cannot blog properly tonight. Hence the re-entries. :-S
The 69 Eyes - Perfect Skin
Any one else on here play wow also knowen as world of war craft?
Hi Everyone Help Me I Will Help You
pleaeou rate my pic before I take my pics out if you want any of the car or tna pics take them today cuz I am deleating them and putting up a new batch tomarrow
Terror Grips Me...
I sit here on a Friday night...nearing midnight...and my thoughts are on Jimm. It has been 24 hours since I've heard from him. Never have I gone this long without him. Terror and fear surround me. My mind races of every possible reason. My heart is pounding out of my chest. Panic grips my soul. The world would be calm again, only to know that you are ok. I try to imagine a happy place, where you and I are. I dream of holding you, touching you, kissing you, and being with you forever. I pray to God that he has not taken that dream away from us! I long for us to a family. To fulfill all of our dreams! God, I beg you, please keep him safe from harm. Please bring him to me soon. Jimm, I love you baby!
Battlestar Gallactica Is Baaaacckkkk
Yes, I'm a fucking freak with the TV shit, but I absolutely love BSG and it returned for the first episode of the last season tonight. Frakkin awesome!!! Friday night, a dirty martini (or 3) and BSG - could life get any better???
Rants And Raves!!!!
I have had a bad day. I hurt all over from my illness, now I think that nerve thats runs at your back is hurting very badly. Feels like my hips are on fire!! Cause of that I was unable to get any sleep today or last nite before work. To top that off I have been in a very pissy mood! I just want to rip peoples faces off! My moods have been goin gup and down and all around. Good thing the plant is closed tonite, so that makes things easier on me. Plus I got this number of a little hottie who I want to call but because of all this, I don't want to for fear of making her mad. Its only been close to a week, since I told her I would call, but things have kept coming up!! So today I am sooooo hating things, soooo very much. Also I am bored out of my mind and restless can't sit still, which is a good thing cause the pain is less when I stand and walk around! Well thats all for my s**t, Later All!!!!
Tired Of You
I can be your liar I can be your bearer of bad news Sick and uninspired by the diamonds in your fire Burning like a flame inside of you Is this just desire or the truth So shame on me for the ruse Shame on me for the blues Another one returned that I'll never use I won't go getting tired of you I won't go getting tired of you I'm not getting tired I won't go getting tired of you I won't go getting tired of you I'm not getting tired Hanging on this wire Waiting for the day I'll have to choose Cursed by love so dire One more boy for hire One more boy to lend a hand to you Is this just desire or the truth So shame on me for the ruse Shame on me for the blues Another one returned that I'll never use I won't go getting tired of you I won't go getting tired of you I'm not getting tired I won't go getting tired of you I won't go getting tired of you I'm not getting tired of you I can be your liar I can be your bearer of bad news Sick and uninspired b
Diet Tips: Why You're Not Going To Lose Weight
Yea This Again
Blar...wrong place in my blogs (repost). Anyways, yea I did the snapvine thingy again. Blame Jenni. :p Anyways, leave me a voice comment and let me know if you want one back. Complete randomness, yes I know. But what's new right?
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Postcare Diabetes Center: Injecting Insulin
New Diabetes Treatment
Diabetes Treatment
Today at 1:30pm, the nurses took off the tubes and i vs from my mom and turned off the machines . She was then transfered into their hospice section and will remain there until she passes on. I just came back from there and will return to spend the night. I hope shes ok now..she id resting and breathing on her own until she cant do it anymore. 4-5-08
I never thought I would be moving out of Bakersfield but I will be moving here in a week. I am kinda sad but its gonna be great. A friend of mine is a tattoo artist and wants to teach me to become one. Then we are gonna try to open a tattoo shop in Texas. I am kinda sad because my best friend is possibly moving back to Cali when I thought I would be closer to her but everthing happens for a reason I guess.
Thomas Beatie "we Could Learn From This"
Meet Thomas Beatie. He was born biologically female, had sex reassignment surgery, and is now legally male. When his wife, Nancy, was unable to have children, Thomas, who still has female genitalia, decided hed carry their baby himself. And thus became the worlds first pregnant man. A process which, unsurprisingly, hasnt been too easy: Our situation sparks legal, political, and social unknowns. We have only begun experiencing opposition from people who are upset by our situation. Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife. Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancys family doesnt even know Im transgender. And we thought nothing could shock our parents more than the news were dating a Protestant. Beaties first attempt at pregnancy was ectopic, but his second try was successful. Now five m
Sixx Named Eleven Seven President
Exclusive: Sixx Named Eleven Seven President Nikki Sixx April 04, 2008, 12:50 PM ET Ray Waddell, Nashville Motley Crue/Sixx: A.M. bassist Nikki Sixx has been named the president of Eleven Seven Records, Billboard can reveal. "I find it very interesting to take the artists craft, the art, the music, the image, and get it out there," he says. "It comes under the heading of record company president, but its a little more than that." Sixx will oversee a roster that includes Buckcherry, Trapt, Drowning Pool, Marion Raven and up-and-coming rock outfit Chosen Son. "Ive had enough success and enough misfires in a career thats lasted over 25 years that I can go back and draw on that experience, and I think thats helpful for the artists," Sixx says. "When I go into rehearsal rooms and meet with bands, theyre genuinely excited to be with me because of what Ive done as an artist, not because of anything else." In addition, Sixx is hard at work on a new Motley Crue s
Can someone give me some ideas on something to out of ideas so im turning to my friends on here. Sooooo any ideas>??
My Friend
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality. * When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. * When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. * When you smile...I'll know you finally got laid. * When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get. * When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. * When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. * When you are sick...Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have. * When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge till the end. Why may you ask? Because you're my friend.
I Got Weiners!!!!!!
...well actually, I got brauts. :-D Was tattooing a nice lady today, and while I was working on her, her hubby came in. He was just stoppin by on his way home from a meeting, and wanted to check the progress. ...well, he also stopped off on the way home at this favorite place and picked up a selection of his favorite brauts...we got into a discussion about them. More specifically how I had been craving one, but didnt want to buy a whole pack for just me. Well, he said, he just so happened to get a two pack...and he gave them to me as part of my tip!! WoOOHOOO!! I got weiners!! ...and they are Jalenpeno!! They are gonna be so yummy in ma tummy!! Ok, thats it. Im amused!!
Plz Help
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Sponsor A Soldier
Sponsor a Soldier ...and... This fabulous friend and generous man... Ragnard@ fubar ...came up with a wonderful idea! So many of our service men and women have limited time to be here on Fubar while they are busy fighting for our freedom or spending time with their families before they return to fight some more. Some don't have the means to post a salute to level without access to a camera or a way to upload pictures. So, Ragnard had an AWESOME idea to put together a sort of "auction" for these selfless women and men to give us the opportunity to THANK them for all they do. So there will be bidding like an auction but here's the twist... I, PebblesinAZ, will be doing the work for them. I will rate pics, stash and pimp. Everyone will get the same benefits. I will put together the package and a small crew to help me. So, you won't "own" them per se. You'll be sponsoring a soldier with your gifts and some friends and I will be thanking you for doing so. T
I don't want to go to work :(( Hope my yahoo buds are gonna be on

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