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( Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
Totallyhugeobsessedmariahcareyfanatic4life
Please help my dear close friend Lynn She is looking to level up and needs help doing so. I can promise you she will help you in return she always does. the more you rate her the better your chances are to get a few 11's from her. if you rate her blogs,stash,and all photos you will get a gift from her as well as a few 11's. just send her a shout in the shout box and say you rated everything. note: gifts and 11's will only be given when there is a HH. catch: she will be checking so no saying you rated everything if you didnt. here is her link please show any love you can at all TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life@ fubar
Pls Help Level These People
My dear friend needs some help to level up, please stop by and show her some love. Even if it's just alittle bit. the more you rate her the better your chances are to get 11's from her. she always rates back always. here is her link so please check her out. TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life@ fubar
Jackin Off ?
Two managers are heatedly discussing on how to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane. They go back and forth but can't decide who to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they lay off the first person who gets up from their desk. In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some water. As agreed, one of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Jane. Jane, I need to talk to you. I've got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off..." Jane responds..... Well..... Jack off ! I've got a headache. Bottomline... remember, it is never easy to lay one, better jackin off !!!
My Left Hand Still Hurts But Not In The Way Of...
Just being freshly cut open, I keep forgetting to not use my left hand and I go to stand up...owwie! The stitches in my hand pull this way and that way, the skin around the stitches turns red and itches alot. I hope by the 5th of October these bleeding itchy stitches get taken out. I know at times my left hand starts to get hot and I have to apply ice packets on it. In other Health News I had finally had it, while on Pain Killers I would try and stay up at night thinking that my mind would kick in and let me play all night. Well, on the early hours of Thursday morning I nodded of to sleep in front of my Computer I had my legs on this container that holds alot of VHS' Tapes. ...Well my Restless Legs problem decided to kick me to the floor off my chair about 3 feet away from where I do sit. The fall was quite painful or I should say the leg that was the one that followed the right leg, my left leg came down with all of me and my left leg has been giving problems as of late. Whe
Angel Of Musings
Sweet, sweet angel of musings; send me thoughts of love. Causing my beating heart, to spread wings like a dove. Fill my thoughts and dreams, with passions untold. Keep me inspired and curious, till I am very old. Passionate surrendered kisses, comes from in my mind. Finding true love there, is rare and one of a kind. Thy words of mused passion, send heat upon my flesh. Causing it to blister, making fissures that are fresh. I melt away to nothing, under beams of moonlight. Sending wild desires, with screams of sheer delight.
Last Call
The club is empty for the most part. Noone left now but the bartendr and th DJ. Neither one notices her sitting alone in the shadows. The bartendr is wipeing down the bar, finishing he heads into th back. The DJ is alone in his booth straightening up from the events of the evening. He has no idea she has been watching him all night. She had sat there watching the way he moved, enjoying the naughty smile on his lips. Watching him smile an flirt with the ladies, he knows they want him. But she isnt happy wanting him...she is going to have him tonight. She slowly stands, cautios not to make a sound. His back is turned to her. Slowly she walks towards him, her shoes silent as she crosses the floor. She steps into th booth behid him, and before he knows what is happening she has him pushed up against the wall. He is startled and starts to struggle, but she pushes her soft body against him. Her lips so close to his ear he can feel the warmth of her brath. She whisper
9/30
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He Threatened Me Again
What he emailed me on Fubar.. Hide header Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:15:53 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: angelthemilitialeader@fubar.com Reply-To: bitch i am not gonna stop send all your little friends the kansas laws will not operate under false pretense for this is a cyber matter and would take too long to process and find out if i was doing anything wrong so you can do all that you want because im gonna be finding your phone number and giving it out to everyone that wants it hehehe What he shoutboxed me last night. revenge on...: if your gonna be a bitch take the picture i made you off revenge on...: why arent you on yahoo hmmm ? very nice post on your blog i see that popularity is a big thing with you huh ? see i too am very popular and thats exactly why you should have played nice right ? lol have you ever thought that just for a second i used false info ??Im going to make you hurt. you bitch. your going to pay. his new name here now is "revenge on angels"
Sept 30
September 30, 2007 Quote of the Day "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." Truman Capote
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Unbelievable B..st.rd
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
Thanks
Thanks for doing what you did; You are kind beyond belief; Your help and caring calmed me down, And gave me soothing relief. I want to tell you "Thank you," But it doesnt seem enough. Words dont seem sufficient-- "Blah, blah" and all that stuff. Please know I have deep feelings About your generous act. I really appreciate you; Youre special, and thats a fact Thank you so much for all you do You're truly a delight When my life overwhelms and does me in, You make everything all right.
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Wow...so Much Love!!
OK SO MY PAGE IS BLOWING UP WITHY LOVE RIGHT NOW!! SO0O IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE PEOPLE COMMENTING, RATING, FANNING AND I DONT GET IN BACK...SEND ME A MESSAGE SO I CAN DO IT LATER! THANKS AND MUCH LOVE, KELLY
Stars Fall From The Sky
Our paths have come together. We talk about the past and how things were. We talk about the pain We talk about it all until I find myself in tears. Iit in the night and talk to you. I realize when I listen it makes me happy So now here we are We talk for hours while we watch the night sky This night I will treasure forever because every time I look up I see a falling star. From this night on like always I will remember you wherever you are. And when we talk ,Stars fall from the sky!
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This Is The Me People See And People Get
Ok guys, this is not going to be written up for drama purposes, this is to give you( the general public) a view into my life and see what I have seen in my short 19 years of life. I'm not asking you to read on or to rate or to comment, all I am asking for is a little respect, which i feel that you the reader, as a human being, will be able to do so. I had your basic happy storybook childhood. Parents who loved me, a beagle named Boa, and a baby sister on the way. But i knew that at the beginning when i first started school, i knew i was different. I couldn't quite talk right and it took me a long time to learn how to hold a pencil and write. Doctors had told my parents that I had some slight form of autism (Wish i could meet those doctors now) and would have pretty much sucky motor and communication skills for the rest of my life. In short, at the age of five, I was considered a freak by the other children. I was alone most of the time so i spent my time riding my bike or playing wi
(dot Dot Dot)
Im sitting here. In the middle of everything i have created. The box. The Cell. The horror and tense. I hurt. The pain runs through me and i dont know what to do to make it better. You look at me. You make me find God. I swear ill find he, who is me in the end and beginning. You have always been the story of my life. The simple pleasure of you voice. The wanderlust of love and pain. You drink in me. I drink into you. I stare at the couple fighting each other....starting to leave. And i know thats not our future. Even if. I dont know what the future holds. Of me. Of you and me.
Big Guys
Whats wrong with big guys? We need love to. We are just as must a person and an average sized guy or a small guy. In fact I believe we have more love to give because a lot of us never have a focus for it. Let me know what you think.
Our Raindrop Blanket
The miles between us are a nothing but a ruthless number A land separated in loss and misery The thought of you is always on my mind The rain falling from the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight seems as our only guide through this roller coaster of desire Though it is so hard to see through the dark clouds of despair Yet, this despair brings our comfort, our shield from sadness and heartache. Can despair bring such happiness? Can such despair bring two people longing for affection together? Indeed, it has The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm echoes our hearts The lightning not from the clouds, but from the blood pumping through our veins Feeling faint from the short breaths we take between kisses. Running my fingers through your warm, wet hair Getting tangled from the wind blowing from your back Pushing you closer into me, oh, ever so close The raindrops dance on our skin Ro
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Fubar And Myspace Rockstar Wanna Bees
Iwas just browsing around a bit and I just noticed that more and more of the females pages were so demanding about things like, these are my rules, haha, I mean some of these people crack me up, its understandable if they have simple things like dont ask me to call you or things like that, but one girl who will remain anonomys, covered everything from hi to get a life, and I know there are alot of nuts on these sites but some people need to ease up a bit, the whole reason im on is to just blab about whatever and meet new people, I really dont care about trying to get personel with someone I just met, but this is life, thanks to the crack pots harrasing people I guess, it takes me forever to think of something to write when I want to discribe myself or whatever so I just wait til someone asks then I start spillin whatever comes to mind, I just thought it needed to be said when people start acting like their rock stars because they have a fubar page, and I do have friends who would like
Taxes
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bui
Children
Some people say that children are the hope for the future but they are wrong!!! The only hope for the future is ourselves, we can bring the future hope by teaching our children the things that will help them to teach their children. These things are the following 1)There is evil in everyone so be careful who you piss off.!! 2)Cats rule dogs drool,and all other animals are free range and tasty. 3)The wheels on the bus goes round and round so don't get in front of them.!! 4)Party all night and all day then call in sick to work.!! 5)Number five is alive help me!!! 6)Always keep in touch with your fu-bar buddies!!!!!!!!!! 7)I got nothing how bout you? 8)The king of rock and roll is still alive and living in Texas 9)Don't forget Mothers day or you will suffer!! 10)Stay away from the good for you food it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Loving Memory Of You Mom
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Dangerrrrr
it's ok. apparently i've broken hearts without even knowing. i've made boys cry. i've been called a bitch. i've been masturbated to. i've been stalked. i've made fake connections. i've been given a false boost of self esteem. i've pissed girls off. i've said something you didn't want to hear. i've shown you things that have probably made you go blind. thanks interwebz.
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Naked Chicks
LOL @ all you perverts thinking they would be naked women.. GOTCHA!!!! Hugs and Loves
No Subject
Due to recent developments,Starting later today I will be removing everyone thats on one list or another.I you want to stay on my list please let me know by posting a reply here.All my friends,fans and family,you know who you are.You all have others you would like to talk with and I don't want to bother anyone.
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Truth
I am lonely, and my heart aches, and the people I want are all so damn far away, and there is no one for me, I am in a place full of people and still alone. Maybe I am a bit frightened by the passion. Not even sure I can be what I want to be. I feel so damn old anymore. Like I am losing myself to the ages.
Her Beauty
My pen hath not the ink, Nor my mind the wit, To capture here in verse by my hand, Her Beauty I behold. Light from an endless star filled sky, Her eyes. Countless summer's warm gentle breeze, Her whisper. A thousand crystal cool mountain streams, Her kiss. Miles of pure white sand beach, Her smile. Wave after wave of crashing crimson tide, Her passion. Ranges of majestic snow capped mountains, Her strength. Deepest and widest of dark blue oceans, Her love. All of Creation itself fails to compare, In the entire depth of Universe, No single being past or now resides, Her Beauty I behold.
Happier
Well I haven't had so much luck when it comes to love lately but I think that things are finally starting to look up once again...Tonight I heard back from a VERY dear friend of mine I lost contact with after he got married...Anyhow to make a long story short they are broke up for the 2nd time in less than a year...And she keeps cheating on him & hurting him...Well anyhow I am single(not my choice)but we chatted on the computer for over 3 hours tonight it was GREAT!!! I have missed his company for a long time, we were romantically involved before he got married & I got with my ex but now maybe this is our 2nd chance at happiness...We've both been hurt so much in the past & I just hope that somehow someway we can help each other heal what's been broken by others...So I guess time will tell but for now I'm going to spend time with him & see what might come of this...Hopefully something wonderful though :) Okay well I am off to sleep now since my sweetie went to bed just a few minutes ago
The Story
"The Story" I've been thinking of everything I used to want to be I've been thinking of everything Of me, of you and me This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created I'm in the middle of nothing And it's where I want to be I'm at the bottom of everything And I finally start to leave This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created I created And I swear to god I'll find myself In the end In the end This is the story of my life These are the lies I have created Have you ever listened to something...and it explained you?
Tom Arma Signature Collection
Tom Arma Exclusive Signature Costumes Shop for toddler costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Tom Arma announced a national search for the Tom Arma Baby and Toddler of the Year. Photo contest grand prize winners to be selected in time for Halloween 2007. Tom is also asking that entrants describe how their family is becoming eco-friendly. Tom Arma is committed to raising ecological awareness. Each Tom Arma Animal Signature Collection costume contains "critter facts" by the National Wildlife Federation, becoming more than just a Halloween costume but a wonderful source of conservation information. 100% of the electricity used to make Tom Arma costumes is offset with Green-e Certified Renewable Energy. For four years now, Tom Arma Signature Collection costumes have been the 1 seller in the children's costume category at BuyCostumes.com. "Parents clearly love Tom Arma costumesthey're top-of-the-line," commented Jalem Getz, CEO.
True Friends
The other day I was told I was not a true friend because I did not quit the lounge I was with and join some of my friends at their new lounge. In essence I was basically barred from being friends with him because I made a choice that was against his way of thinking of how I should think. Now this may not be the line of reasoning for all of my friends who are members of that lounge but it was of one person I spoke with who I thought liked me as a friend no matter what I was doing - lounge or member. I still like him as a person whether he likes me or not. I was also told to give another friend a message. So here is the message I am supposed to give to you because he won't tell you face to face or IM to IM: TELL WILL I SAID TO KISS MY FUCKING ASS. So I have done my promise as a friend and will continue to make my own choices even if it gets me shouted at, knocked down, or my feelings hurt because I know I am following the path I should be going down - not the one someone else decid
Damn Damn Damn
alright the past few nights me and Megan have been staying together. Well tonight we both had papers to work on so we took a break from each other. Well I got my paper finished she still hasn't started. So I'm going to have to wait probably until Monday night before we stay together again (she doesn't have class on Tuesday, and I don't have class until 2:30). Now the hardest thing is... I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP. I'm used to her laying down with me, and; her and I talking until we drift off. blah I miss her. Fuck I am in love with her. Which brings me to my next point. I can't tell her. I don't want to be the reason she stays... this is all covered in a previous blog.
Enter My Contest
Salute to me Contest Hey everybody, my 1st contest turned out so good I'm having another one All you have to do is make a salute to me Do something funny, make it cool. Show me your creativity If your good with Photoshop you can even Photoshop something together Don't let the word Photoshop scare you off If you don't know how to use photoshop thats fine even something like this is fine Make something good throw it on your page and let me know and I will rip it and you will be in This is a Bombing contest. It will run for 14 days. Try to keep your pic SFW, don't want you getting disqualified If you want to make one that you know will be NSFW you can mail that to me I would love to see it, but also make one to enter that will be SFW Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get 1 Stock Ticker 3rd place will get a
My Computer Is Being Retarded
So yeah... my computer is being retarded I want to chuck it out the freaking window... I dont know what is wrong with it and I dont know how to fix it! So if i'm gone for awhile ya'll know why!! ♥ Lil Dev
New Hearing Aid
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Omfg
Seriously, what is wrong with people? I am f-ing sick of getting IM's and shit saying "I'd fuck your brains out" or "holy fuck you have nice tits, wanna try anal?" SERIOUSLY GUYS, how many girls actually get EXCITED that you say that... who you DONT have to pay off?! Lets get this straight: I am NOT a whore I am NOT here for sex Infact, fuck i dont WANT sex untill i find the right guy. I am tierd of the guys i DO have sex with, dumping me for some stupid chick. I am not a sex toy. I value and respect my body, and if you dont thats your own damn problem. Another thing, i am 19!! I KNOW i am legal now, but that dosent mean i am looking for some 40+ desperate man!!!! Believe it or not, i am actually looking for someone SWEET...and when i first signed up on here it wasent like an adult pub. the pub thing was like its second phase or whatever. lostcherry was it at first. Needless to say i have meet SOME decent people on here. I am just fed UP with these assholes trying to
Sweet September Rain
Sweet September Rain by BlueWolf Your tears came pouring down like a river and your heart was tired, so it was beating apathetically you lay there quiet as the pain came rushing back and we both knew then how scary love can be your eyes were as empty as your soul now your laugh was a distant memory so lost your patience was running out so quickly your smile was an unfriendly reminder of the lines that he had crossed you're like the Sweet September rain a piece of everyone's fragile past and you're sweet, but you're cold now you don't know how much longer you can last like this, like this there is a window that always separates you from the world you have previously known but instead of crying because you're outside looking in remember that you don't need him, you're stronger on your own you're like the Sweet September rain a piece of everyone's fragile past and you're sweet, but you're cold now you don't know how much longer you can last like this,
The Dysfunctional Section Of A Hallmark Store
**The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store** WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST ! 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... ( Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card)
Hard Of Hearing Wife
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?" She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Bored
well..... as most of you know I have moved to a new city to be with my guy and settle down and things has changed drastically for me. I do love the feeling of being together with my guy after being in a long distance relationship for over 3 years, but sometimes I ask myelf whether it was the right choice to make. I am now keeping my career on hold and I left everything behind, guess this is what has to be done to start a life with the person you love. Things will go on surely but slowly, but I miss all my friends and everyone I left behind.
Italian Mother
THIS IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE ! ******************************************************************* Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama cant help but notice how pretty Anthonys roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You dont suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but Ill e-mail her, just to be sure. So he sends his Mom an email: Dear Momma,
Lets Play What If....
well hi all.... missed me??? only kidding... just a quick question to which i await your answers... lets play what if? What if your so called boyfriend cheated with two women one in their 30s one only 15?(yes at same time) and he was accused online by one of the women who hacked into his email accounts etc? would you believe him if he said no? would you still believe him if the 15 year old contacted you and said they were together but you werent to know? would you still believe him? knowing something was off with him lately as he never calls or txts or emails? when you first got together he would constantly call and just before you found out about the cheating he stops talking to you? when you ask him he says he has been really busy? so i ask would you believe him? Appart from the fact that if he did he would be done for statutory rape as in australia the age of consent changes from 16 to 18 yrs when the other party is 30 and over... would you still believe him if he said the
For The Ladies...we've All Been There !
Isn't This The Truth ?????? When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' ''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. ''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' ''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. ''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' ''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' ''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every
Communication
well we did it tonight we had a discussion thatwe found out if we talk about it we could get thru it. it goes to show that talking does work. my last relationship was about a power trip and all he wanted to do was belittle me and make me feel like i was not good enough. it has taken me 10yrs to realize that there is someone for me. I have never been so happy and excited. he makes me feel like i am so very special and i love him for that. in time we will learn that we were meant to be toghter. i was at a point in my life that i was ready to give up and just live this menial exsistence. but low and behold god brought me someone that i can love. and love with my whole heart and soul.
How Far?
Well today when I woke up I thought how can my life get any worse. Thats just what fate had in store for me. After going to battle with 2 diffrent ex's I go to feel safe with the one person I thought would be there for me no matter what and come to find out that he did the one thing that will make it were we can never be togeather. I have been in tears and feel like I have failed him some how? Am I not supportive enough? We dont talk anymore so I have no idea he has closed me off so much that I dont feel like he even wants me any more. Then a dear friend gave me this song and I listen I read the words so now I ask How far! Lyrics How Far There's a boat, I could sail away There's the sky, I could catch a plane There's a train, there's the tracks I could leave and I could choose to not come back Oh never come back There you are, giving up the fight Here I am begging you to try Talk to me, let me in But you just put your wall back up again Oh when's it gonna end (Chor
Ranting
ok i had a mumm on here and someone decided to flag it for what reason i dont know i guess some of you people on here are nothing but fucking haters and id like to see you get this flagged i marked it nsfw so i can whatever i want in it and it cant be deleted so this goes out to all you haters out there FUCK YOU AND GET A LIFE AND STOP FLAGGING EVERYTHING i didnt have anything bad in that mumm i had on here and now i cant even post anymore of them i dont know if ill ever get to post them again and i was trying to level up so now i have to do it the hard way cause some FUCKING hater out there had to mark one of my mumms NSFW for no god damn good reason only cause they had nothing better to do than cause trouble for me i have never caused trouble on here im here for fun and friends thats it cause i have a girl that makes me very happy and makes my world and my soul whole again so i say again to all you haters out there FUCK YOU AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE i didnt do anything to you
For All You Idoits That Like To Mark Nsfw Pictures Read This U Losers!!!
NSFW - A photo is deemed (Not Safe For Work) NSFW if it is: explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive), overtly tasteless and/or Slandering to any person or ethnicity. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the members face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW, and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be STRICTER with those used as Primary Photos.
Comes A Time.....in Life
YOU KNOW THERE COMES A TIME IN LIFE WHEN REALITY IS REAL AND FANTASY IS JUST THAT FANTASY, HOWEVER WHEN THE TWO SEEM TO BECOME ONE, IT MAKES YOU WONDER WHATS REAL, WHATS FAKE? WELL I AM SURE I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD AND I ALSO LIKE IN FANTASY, HOWEVER, WHEN MY REAL LIFE IS AFFECTED BY MY MAKE BELIEVE LIFE, THEN I MUST END IT. I HAVE RECENTLY COME TO REALIZE THAT FUN IS FUN AND SOME TAKE FUN A LITTLE TOO FAR, WITH THAT BEING SAID I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU I WILL NO LONGER BE ON FUBAR EACH EVENING AS I HAVE BEEN LATELY, I MUST LIVE MY LIFE AND UNDERSTAND THIS HAS AFFECTED MY LIFE IN A WAY I DO NOT LIKE. FUN IS FUN AND NO ITS NOT FUN FOR ME ANYMORE, I MAY SOON RETURN AND IF AND WHEN I DO, THEN I HOPE EACH OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I HAD TO LEAVE FOR AWHILE, IF NOT THEN OKAY MAYBE YOU WERE NOT MY TRUE FRIENDS ANYWAY, SINCERELY, JENNA
Lookin 4 Sum Luv :p
lookin 4 sum luv.....im in a give away for a 3 day blast....i have helped plenty of ppl when they needed me...y cant i get it in return plzzzz if u wanna help just click on the pic if not its cool i understand have a wonderful night
Discrediting The '9/11 Truth Movement'
DISCREDITING THE '9/11 TRUTH MOVEMENT' ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 29 Sep 2007, 22:48 DISCREDITING THE '9/11 TRUTH MOVEMENT'----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: HarryDate: Sep 29, 2007 10:43 PMDISCREDITING THE '9/11 TRUTH MOVEMENT'(Ben Heine Cartoons)http://desertpeace.blogspot.comDespite their efforts to discredit the truth, one day it will come out... below is a report of the attempts by the 'anti truth movement' to hide the facts...The Goals: Discredit, Divide and ConquerBy Erlenda, editor of Peace by TruthWhat all other front-line reporters of the 9/11 Truth movement, like Kurt Nimmo, Michael Rivero, Justin Raimondo, Alex Jones and so many more have experienced, has finally happened to Christopher Bollyn as well: being stabbed in the back by a couple of guys who had pretended to be allies, by agents Smith and Hufschmid.The people who are so prominent in the 9/11 truth-movement, who Smith and
Bad Drama Bad Bad Drama
why do people give such a rats ass about what random ass fools on a website think about eachother sure rates are cool but really seriously do you guys need to cause drama over a rate yeah there are people that just want to push buttons and rate people 1ns or downrate important pics do you know these people are you ever gonna see them face to face the answer im sure for more than most of you is gonna be no so WHY LET SOMEONES OPINION OF YOU THAT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA MEET AND DOESNT KNOW YOU BOTHER YOU live be happy smile and enjoy this website for what it is if someone is a "point whore" who gives a crap yeah im sure it would be super totaly awesome to be the #1 cherry on fubar but in reality and i understand some of you wonderful people in cyber space has lost the meaning of the word and i am also guilty of that so cheers but back to what i was saying it doesnt matter if people want to lie bitch moan whatever say mean things about you oh well it doesnt matter and are you really gonna le
She Dont Wana Lol
It Will Be Angie Babe First !!
ok so i know this is shameless but i want it badly lol...this will be my first happy hour...please help me out
One Day
One day you will love me as i once loved you, One day you will cry over me like i cried over you, One day you will want me and i wont want you!!!
All People In Michigan Pls Read A Must!!
Hi Friends, I have just read and signed the petition: "Help Save Michigan Impeach Governor Jennifer Granholm" Please take a moment to read about this important issue, and join me in signing the petition. It takes just 30 seconds, but can truly make a difference. Please sign here: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/602311317 Thanks! PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST KEEP THIS GOING WE NEED TO REACH 1,000 ++++
Tumbleweed
~ Hot Orgy ~
heheh Got ya :) Hey i guess them Wallabies believe in same sex Sex :) hehe The one is one the ground catching it from behind :) but then there is another one behind him catching a little also hehe Dammm
Because I Got High
A Poem I Like
I just saw this poem and really ,really liked it so I thought I would share it with you. ENJOY *************************************************** Your dreams can be your future Do you think this could be true My heart speaks in my dreams And tells me what to do Asleep so peacefully late at night Feeling safe and warm in my bed Dreams flying all about Deep inside my head There is a conversation Coming from my heart Putting my dreams together Right from the very start In the daytime, sun is bright Through this world I walk about Many things just happen Leaving me with doubt What can these feelings be Within this heart of mine Whispers, "Don't be afraid Everything will be just fine" If I believe in my dreams Because I listened to my heart Then love has captured me completely In my life, you are a part I never even hoped to find A love that could be true Conversation within my dream My heart has spoke of you Dreams are put together Betw
My Depression
not many of you know but for the past few weeks i've been fighting severe depression.It has really had me down and hopeless, but then tonight as i was sitting and praying and crying a feeling, a whisper, a thought came over me and i went back to my childhood and the music from church and there i found the obvious answers that have been there all along. As i listened to "What a friend we have in Jesus" and "Turn your eyes upon Jesus" a calm and a peace came over me that i havent felt in years. Instead of leaving my burdens and grief at the cross i've been trying to carry it alone and fix it myself.IMPOSSIBLE!!But a few simple words and reminders and an incredible change is occuring.What a friend we have in Jesus all our sins and griefs to bear,and oh soul are you weary and troubled no light in the darkness you see turn your eyes upon jesus and the things of earth will grow strangely dim in the light of His glory and grace.The great physician is truely our best friend and healer.So I jus
Are You Happy Now?
I FEEL IT IN ME SO OVER WEHLMED THIS PRESURES STILL RISEING MY LIFE OVERTURNED WE'L DIE IN DISPAIR THESE SCARES KEEP RIPPING OPEN PEEL ME FROM MY SKIN TEAR ME FROM THE RINDE DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW? TEAR MEAT FROM THE BONE TEAR ME FROM MY SELF ARE YOU FEELIN HAPPY NOW? IN THIS HOLE THAT IS ME A LIFE THATS GROWING FEBLE IN THIS HOLE SO LIMITING THE SUN HAS SETTLED ALL DARKENS PEEL ME FROM THE SKIN TEAR ME FROM THE RINDE DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW? TEAR ME FROM THE BONE TEAR ME FROM ME SELF ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY NOW!?!? IN THIS HOLE THAT IS ME LEFT WITH A HEART THATS ALL DEAD WHATS MY RELEASE? WHAT SETS ME FREE? DO YOU PULL ME UP JUST TO PUSH ME DOWN AGAIN? ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? NOW THAT IM LOST LEFT WITH NOTHING
~ Harley Vs Stupid Driver & Semi ~
Really Suck on how so many people show a lack of respect for the riders. ~ Ride Safe and Free ~
Sumthang 2 Think About & Do !!!
Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over t
Whats Your Sign....leo Here
Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt b
What's Your Sign ? :) Libra Here :d
( Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
Boy Am I Full
my live has been so fucked up and i sometimes try to ponder why things happen the way they do. i married the wrong man but i had four beautiful children. left him and had to leave the kids for reasons i can't mention, had or got a good job driving school bus i enjoyed my job the kids were brats but i loved it. did not see my kids again until they were adults and now i have beautiful grandkids so i must have done one thing right.i live in a world that is so screwed makes you wonder if your sane or not. the diaster in nyc was really attrocious an also many lives were destroyed and i saw people jumping out of the windows of the trade center, makes my little problems look just like that ,little problems and when does it ever end? everyone bitches about the president and the mistakes he makes but who elected him , no one ever thinks about that. we elected him to office and then we bitch about how bad he is,well then we were the ones to blame for that . the things I worry about are the child
My Type Of Love Song Ha Ha Ha
Save Me
As I put the razor to my skin, I feel the adrenalin, the pain is a sudden rush to me, as the blood falls to the floor I see my pain and worries disappearing. I hide my scars in fear of what you may say, but without you these scares will not exist. My love, my life, my reason I sit here and bleed. My smiles, my tears, my heart tares more and more. You deny your love, I deny my pain. The pain I feel when your not by my side. Some call it love I call it suicide. The razor can only go to deep, a person can only bleed so much, but the pain never ends. My nights are cold, my arms are empty The cuts cover up the pain, My smile covers up the hurt As you walk along to blind to see my hurt the days get harder the nights never seem to end I fake a smile and wipe my tears away I forget the truth. For when I am with you it feels so right. Without you I find myself lost and confused. Broken and torn. Kiss my pain away, Wipe away my blood filled tears, I long for you to s
The Battle Within
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.
Bad Boys
YOU THINK WOOD WIN OUT OF MIAMI U CANES AND PENN STATE ??? LAEVING COMMENT YOU THINK WOOD WIN ??????
Sorry For The Inconvience!
OK SO YEAH FUBAR IS ALL FUBARRED AND WE HAD TO MOVE LOUNGES PLEASE COME BACK AND REJOIN! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU! COME JOIN THE GREATEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR....COLD BEER...SEXY MEN...HOT CHICKS AND LIVE DJ'S 24/7!!! WAIT NO LONGER click the link below to join us!
No Wishes Well
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed
If All The World Wrote 01-17-07
if all the world were but a room and I an inmate in it, I should sleep day and night and watch the fan tracing circles on the wall. if my room were all the world and I could stay inside it always, I should sit in my chair with my mind adrift and watch the leaves as they changed. if my room and the world were one and the same, and I could live inside it, I would drift happy from morning to night, dreaming dreams of dreams and watching the light hovering like butterflies on my brain, shifting and melting and flowing into the wall.
What I Want..............
I want to go to the ocean And climb the highest dune. I want you to undress me Beneath the summer moon I want to stand under the stars Held tight in your embrace I want to drink in your lust As you remove my gown of red lace. I want to surrender my body To your every need and desire. I want to be a willing victim. Of your burning, passionate fire. I want to taste the kisses From your soft and tender lips. I want to feel the shivers From the touch of your fingertips. I want to lie beneath you And feel the heat from your skin. I want you to lift my soul To heights it's never been. I want to be left breathless Begging and pleading for more. I want to spiral into ecstasy As you rock me to the core. I want to spend the night In an erotic wonderland. I want to greet the morning new Making love to you in the sand.
Going< Going< Gone!
I AM LEAVING FUBAR AND NOT RETURNING. I AM LEAVING FOR PERSONAL REASONS. MY LIFE HAS CHANGED ALOT FROM WHEN I FIRST CAME ON HERE OVER A YEAR AGO. I WILL MISS ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE FUBAR SO MUCH FUN. TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! I WILL BE ON YAHOO AND AOL STILL SO FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH MY YAHOO EMAIL ADDRESS IS BRATTITUDE2YOU@YAHOO.COM AND MY AOL EMAIL ADDRESS IS RITAATNIGHT@AOL.COM. LOVE YOU ALL! MUAAAHHHHH
~ Us Troops To Not Just Kill Everybody ~
Thats all you hear from some of the want to be leaders of today and of the Main Stream New Media, The US is killing everyone. Well here is a Video were we shoot up a Gun position. Once the bad guys hold up the White Flags Troops are called in to take them into custody. Don't always believe everything you hear. Believe everything you SEE!!!!!!
Hello All!
Well I decided to say hello to everyone and say that I am excited to be a part of the fubar family. I am 31 yrs old and a lover of nature. I am divorced and happy about it because I could not imagine spending another second of my life with that man. I am a very outgoing person and I am a nurse and a financial analyst. I love my work and I am a nut for numbers so anything accounting related is right up my alley. I don't yet have many friends here on fubar but I plan to change that very soon. As well as get a VIP account and show some 11's love to everyone who has helped me get this far and showed me the ropes. Well since it is 1:51 am I will keep this short but I plan on adding a lot of interesting things to my blog to keep my readers interested...lol..huggggs to everyone and take care..xoxoxo
Beef Brisket With Fruits And Sweet Potatoes
serves 6 1 tbsp vegetable oil 2 large onions, sliced 2 1/2 to 3-pound beef brisket 2 cups water 3/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 6 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and quartered lengthwise 1/2 cup dried prunes 1/4 cup dried apricot halves In a large Dutch oven or cooking pot, cook onions over low heat, stirring occasionally, until golden. Remove onions to a bowl and set aside. Brown the brisket well on all sides in the same pot. Return onions and their drippings to the pot; add the water, salt and pepper. Bring liquid to a boil, reduce heat, cover, and simmer 1 to 1 1/2 hours or until the brisket is almost tender. Add the sweet potatoes, prunes, and apricot halves. Cover pot and continue cooking until the sweet potatoes are tender, abut 20 to 25 minutes. Remove brisket from the pot and slice it thinly across the grain. Transfer the sliced meat to a large, shallow casserole dish with the slices overlapping one another. Using a slotted spoon, scoop the fruits and p
Just Something In My Head
I talk to you everyday and everyday I want you more. Everytime you tell me that all you want is to hold me close while I am upset. You make me just want to go and be with you. Everytime you ask when can I see you I wanna say hunny I am on my way. Everytime your upset I want you to tell me and I wanna hold you. I want to make you feel the way I feel when you talk to me. All I care about is being happy and right now you seem to make me that way. I love waking up to your phone calls Your what I think about when I just sit around the house.
World Pressure Unlikely To Change Military's Harsh Crackdown On Dissent
World pressure unlikely to change military's harsh crackdown on dissent BANGKOK, Thailand: Watching soldiers firing their guns and beating die-hard protesters with clubs in the streets of Yangon, a distraught man shouted, "Bloodbath again! Bloodbath again! Why don't the Americans come and help us?" It was a familiar plea for intervention by the outside world, heard every time the pro-democracy movement has dared stand up against Myanmar's 45 years of harsh military rule, only to be crushed. Some now battling the regime in bloody, month-long protests still hope such help even in the form of U.S. bombing may arrive. But others tell reporters they're resigned to a repeat of the 1988 uprising when the world community stood by as thousands were gunned down on the same Yangon streets. This week's crackdown on the demonstrators, dramatized by mass arrests, killings and beatings, is triggering an unprecedented verbal flaying of Myanmar's generals from almost every corner of the
I
I fear the things I can not hide, my pain so very deep inside. I flee the things I wish to see, as I feel for you, do you feel for me? I hate the ones that broke me down, the rage inside still makes me drown I hold them dear, these ones I hate can you, my love, even relate? I hope for things that will never be I dream a dream only I can see I weep each time this dream does break I can not continute to feel this ache I watch the one I love move on they don't know how I long to be as they are, so unafraid or so it seems to me, I said. I wish to change, to learn, to grow I wish they could teach me what they know I fear they do not understand all I hear are their demands.
Week 6
Pregnancy 6 Weeks Fetal Development Your period is now 1 week late. If you have irregular periods, or experienced implantation bleeding, you still may not realise you are pregnant! Since it's very difficult to measure your baby from head to toe (he or she is shaped like the letter "C"), the "crown to rump length" is used instead during the first few months. The baby is measured from the crown of their head to the base of their rump. By the end of this week the baby will measure around 0.08 to 0.16 inches (Crown to Rump). Your baby's heart is already beating at a regular rhythm. The heart is now just a long tube, but by week 10 it will have developed into it's various chambers and valves. You will have to wait until week 10-12 before you can actually hear your baby's heart. Blood circulation is well established, with the blood being produced by the yolk sac. Your baby's neural tube, which connects the brain and spinal cord, now closes. Be sure to take the B vitamin
This Is Where You Can Find Me
ok peeps im on myyearbook most of the time if you ever wanna come look me up , my addy is jeniferrose777@hotmail.com....under the name SOUTHERN COMFORT I hope to see you there :))
~ View From The World Trade Center ~ Before
These views are no longer available.On top of WTC tower 2... 10/06/2001 June 10, 2001,sunny day in New York City on top of tower two of the WTC.These views are no longer available. At the time it was taken for granted, but only 3 months and one day later they were gone.
Showing Luv
It is great to see so many people showing the luv. When I joined this site, I thought it would just like the rest. You add someone as a friend and then you never hear from them again. But it ain't. If I had a better internet connection at home, I would be at the fubar all day everyday, but i dont :(( Oh well, I am just happy to see so many people spreading the love around. And to all those who have shown me love and rated my pics/stash/me.... in the past few hours... I will get back to you and rate you all when i can.... it seems i have reached my daily limit. But i haven't forgotten yas.
Ok So I Want To Know....
ok I uploaded some new pics tonight and I am trying to figure out which one I like best as my default pic... was wondering if you all could help me decide? please comment on the pics that you like best :) here is the link to the album! :) http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?u=786764&albumid=597497 Thanks!! Craig :)
Ny Yanks Blog Lmao:)
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." (The teacher fainted......)
Need Help Leveling
help my sister level please i need 26k to level to rockstar
Just Chat K If Your Into It
Watch trutube live video and chat on Justin.tv
Thanks To You!
i thank every one who helped me level up..now i can load more pics to goto to morph war with amiee...lol i appreciate all of you guys...lots of love to you all!
Important Info On Points On Pics
In case you might not have noticed fubar has made a lot of changes a lot hasn't noticed. No dirty weeds, no hiding gifts (lol whatever that was ,never used it) and the big one is no rates on pics you have ripped. I have checked this out now twice to be for sure.So any pix you have that is ripped when its rated you get nothing now.So if I have made you something and you ripped it please copy it and reload it so u can get points for the pix since fubar has changed this without telling anyone which is BS to me.Copying pics is the issue not ripping thats why I thought they had the no ripping feature so u could turn it on if u didnt want your pics ripped but to not get points for ripped pics now.What the hell next are they going to do.pacifiers ????? adult site lmao ugh ok sorry but they getting unreal on the bouncers and some of these changes....
Puzzle...
Have you ever experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you and your caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human... It's knowing that there is a promise for each existence and whatever that maybe... It also the reason why we still wake up breathin' each morning... To discover the missing piece of the puzzle that will make our lives complete... (",) _dYaNiKa_
Cherry Moron...
My first idiot encounter tonight... after asking this mental midget in a mumm of the carp in his picture is smarter than he is, i get this: Da LazyBum: might be if that was a carp Da LazyBum: 1st of all, thats a bull red fish... next of all, I think you're an asshole ->Da LazyBum: why thank you....that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all night..... ->Da LazyBum: does fucking the fish make you feel more like a man? ->Da LazyBum: do you like the tuna smell it leaves on your chin? like i give a fuck what kind of fish it is.....and the man doesn't even have the stones to stay and play...
Tonight I Wanna Cry
This Is Fuck'd Up !!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! __
I Opened My Heart Which I Swore I Would Never Do Again And I Got Burned!
I fell in love so much that we did the CT wedding thing and we talked hours on hours EVERYDAY. Now I cannot even get him on the phone.Last words from him were "I love you" and now he has my name out of his and he does not answer his phone. I will NEVER trust a man again - EVER
Under Wisp Of Moonlight
Under Wisp of Moonlight by BlueWolf As I look on the horizon, see a sparrow take to flight; in all its gentle beauty, I see you in the sky. I hear you in the silence, of the summer's afternoon; as Summer's sultry air sweeps over, your presence fills my room. I hear my name come whispering, 'cross lips I need so much My heart filled with longing, longing for your touch I wish that I could feel your hands, trailing gently 'cross my skin; to feel the sweetness of your touch, like the love that I fell in. I smell you in the distant rain, as it falls to kiss the 'sill; your deep voice speaking words of love meant for my heart to feel As the sun falls softly, my lonely bed does call, I pull my pillow closer with a whispered I Love You; drift under wisp of moonlight to the Sweet Dream that is You..................
A Rose Of Affection
A Rose Of Affection by BlueWolf If anyone should hurt you And say a thing unkind, Remember what I tell you, And keep these things in mind. For every one who makes you cry, There are three who make you smile, And a smile will last a long, long time, But a tear just a little while! If someone says a thing that's cruel, Don't let it get to you, There's so much good about you, And your faults are very few. So if a certain someone Should act a certain way, Just think of those who love you And don't let it ruin your day. Don't let someone who hates the world Cause you to hate it too, For behind the clouds is a golden sun, And a sky that's bright and blue!...........
True Friends...
"Don't count your friends on a sunny day, when the sky is blue & smiles comes so easily.... Instead wait for the storm, when the day grows cold & dark, & laughter is not heard in your heavy heart. When someone stands beside you & lifts your spirit to the sky, You will know then who your true friends are...." (",)
Spring River!
Although the Spring River begins somewhere up in Missouri, it doesn't get serious until it reaches the state line and enters Arkansas. That's where Mammoth Spring flows into it, adding about nine million gallons of water every hour to the streamflow. Instantly the river is transformed into a racing stream, just right for fishing and floating. SECTION DESCRIBED Mammoth Spring State Park to the Black River, a distance of about 57 miles. CHARACTERISTICS There's no getting around the fact that Spring River is chilly. After all, nine million gallons, every hour, of 58 degree water is hard to ignore. But it is this volume of cool water that: 1) makes the Spring River a year-round float stream: and 2) allows the river to be regularly stocked with rain bow trout. Most Spring River canoe trips take place in the 17 mile stretch between Mammoth Spring State Park and Hardy, an historic town in northern Sharp County. This section is recommended for beginning to intermediate canoeists,
Special Someone
Every waking moment I think about you all the time Dreaming of the day were together again I know well do just fine Having you here with me again is a thought that makes me feel so good Our growing relationship feels so right showing each other we care the way we should I promise I will do my best to not make you want to leave every night I realize now how good you are to me I realize now that your love is worth the fight I never again want to be the one causing you any tears I always want to be there for you to ease all your pain and fears You are that special someone in my life I feel so very lucky to have you as my wife
A Divorce Letter
Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I ad gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, You don't want sex anymore or anything. So, either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Texas together! Have a great life! ======================================================================= Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your let
For Those Wondering...
www.graffititheworld.com its a work in progress the more people i have submitting work, the better the site will be. if you are interested, let me know :) we're taking poetry/sketches/photo edits/artwork of any sort and we will be incorporating a music section eventually, just as soon as we have enough people up for it
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A gentleman will try to seduce every girl except the one he loves, but a nice girl will not be seduced by anyone man except the man she loves... (",)
Tired Of The Bullshit
www.trojon moves.com When will the races start to get it: let's admit it, blacks don't really understand white and white don't understand blacks either. Let's dialogue about why this is; Each race is challenged with trying to explain their point of view. Are we prejudice or are we just committed to our race? www.trojonmoves.com
How Much You Really Mean To Me
The sands in the hourglass of time keep on flowing But the fire in both our lives seems to have stopped growing All these thoughts and feelings that Im having right now Started long before we each took the vow I had a hard time showing you how I really feel I hope that with a little time your wounds I can heal We have both made mistakes I want to make things all right I know it will be very hard, it wont happen over night Im trying so very hard to learn from my past Im dieing for your affection but it never seems to last Like the petals of a wilting rose pieces of my heart are falling Each night I spend away from you I curl up and start bawling Right now I feel so weak, like I just want to die The thought losing you forever makes me really cry Like the waves of an ocean beating on the sandy shore My heart will always beat for you till it will beat no more We have such a great plan a goal for our life I really want you with me forever as my wife W
Johnson's Shut Ins!
JOHNSON'S SHUT INS Shut-Ins is an Ozark term, referring to water-sculpted formations in deep, narrow gorges where rivers are shut in. Johnsons Shut-Ins are the most spectacular in Missouri. You can clamber over them, bathe in their chutes and potholes, and swim in the deep pools below these otherworldly volcanic rock formations. A splash in the shut-ins is a perfect way to end your hike at Johnsons Shut-Ins. Johnsons Shut-Ins is one of Missouris most popular state parks. Folks come from all over the state to camp, hike, fish, and splash in the rocky wonderland on the east fork of the Black River. This 8,670-acre scenic landscape includes 3 designated Missouri Natural Areasthe 180-acre Johnsons Shut-Ins Natural Area, the 1,110-acre East Fork Wild Area, and the 4,814-acre Goggins Mountain Wild Area. Nine hundred kinds of plants have been catalogued in the park, and its bird checklist tallies more than 200 species. The parks main draw is the geological wonder of the shut-ins.
Make Your Voice Heard
When will the races start to get it: let's admit it, blacks don't really understand white and white don't understand blacks either. Let's dialogue about why this is; Each race is challenged with trying to explain their point of view. Are we prejudice or are we just committed to our race? www.trojonmoves.com
Amazing
she is so amazingly beautiful i just cant touch her enough no longer does she want to be touched and emotionally its tough i took her affections for grantid when she did pour it on so thick back then i returned very little, thinking about it makes me feel sick i now know how she felt when i practically ignored her i hate the way it feels and she did too im sure the more love i have in my heart the more pain i have to endure the only thing that can help me is her touch, i know its the cure every time she walks away i feel such a loneliness in my heart the emptiness completely surrounds me as long as we are apart upon her return i dream of the affection she may bring but it never happens, i never get any, not a thing
Chime In
When will the races start to get it: let's admit it, blacks don't really understand white and white don't understand blacks either. Let's dialogue about why this is; Each race is challenged with trying to explain their point of view. Are we prejudice or are we just committed to our race? www.trojonmoves.com
Questions
so many questions in my mind the answers are so hard to find i know the truth is really out there it's only one place and i know where locked is the vault where it is kept complete truth i can accept till that time possibilities are swirling so much confusion my head is twirling they say truth shall set you free i believe it will and want to see when it comes i will be at ease will this vault open, i'm begging, please
Punishment
i just dont understand why all this is happening to me why everything went so wrong the reason i can not see i dont know what i did to deserve such a punishment all i did was love the angel i thought heaven sent i know i made a mistake but i learned from what i had done i would have given her everything, the moon, stars, even the sun she has made her mistakes and continues making them still i dont think she cares about anyone, life for her is just a thrill my life has been destroyed ive been striped of my family i hope that i can recover without losing my sanity no matter how hard i try to resist ill love her the rest of my life but she damaged my trust now she no longer will be my wife
Russian Woman
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks Eng
My Desire
she sits an arms reach away but yet she seems so far her beauty more radiant than the brightest shining star accepting all of my affections but truely desiring none i hope she knows in her heart that i believe she's the one my heart belongs to her and i always let her know if she has any affection for me it surely does not show she tells me with her words that she wants to be with me her words are lightly hollow and her actions never agree i remember the person i met full of love and desire her passion for me burned like the hottest roaring fire she would travel the furthest distance just so we could be near her words more warm and truthful than i ever did hear i truelly have no idea if she will ever be the same all the changes in her i feel i am partly to blame i know she has alot on her mind and i hope im am in there too she says she does love me and i really hope it's true i have given her my heart, she can break it or set it on fire she is the godd
Seventh Quiz
You Are An INFP The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak What's Your Personality Type? Doesn't this contradict one of the other ones? o.O
Lost
lost in a maze with so many turns i see a guiding light, but out it burns there it is again, a beacon ever so small sometimes so tiny i can barely see it at all it's gone again so i wait for more i wait till it comes back to show me the door sometimes it's dim, sometimes it's bright but when it's not there it's black as a starless night it seems like an eternity waiting here alone i wait here so long for the path to be shone when i see this light i run so very fast praying i don't trip trying to reach the end at last it comes and it goes, very briefely it shines i hope soon it will be steady, showing me the signs i think i see it, yes, i see it glow its my baby's love showing me were to go now darkness falls and i cannot see i wonder how bright the next light will be
Ummm Yea
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How I Feel
how i feel is not totaly clear unconditional love like a brand does sear with forgiveness just as abundant as pain but self conflict i feel like im going insane doubt and mistrust continue breeding inside your true feelings i feel you continue to hide your pain of guilt i wish my love could erase im sure your pain grows deeper when you look at my face on the continued pursuit elsewhere of your intamate needs the fire of my pain continuosly feeds know that my love can conquer my pain like an unwelcome drought can be conquered by rain a fireocious battle, my love cannot win as long as your path leads you to this sin though my battered love has survived this long night your love in my corner will win this fight
Newcomer To Fubar
undertaker08@ fubar needs help on ranking up and getting friends. plz if you guys can give him advice on this website without being to rude about it.
Cara's Lust
Cara's Lust by poisonpen A dark shadow pinned her against the wall the minute she walked through her front door, a black-gloved hand covering her mouth to stop her scream of fear. The heady aroma of leather filled her nostrils as she sucked in air through her nostrils and she trembled slightly in alarm. His body, larger than anything she had felt previously, pressed tightly against her smaller frame, holding her immobile in both size and power. A shiver of fear had ran through her at first, a momentary fight for freedom against a chest that felt akin to a solid brick wall shifted forward even more, flattening out her tits like pancakes. And then as a pair of the most gorgeous set of green eyes locked onto her own, nearly taking her breath away, a flicker of excitement ran through her. Right then and there, Cara Edmondson knew he was here to rape her. He leaned back slightly, one gloved hand still over her mouth, the other reaching up for her shirt collar, grasping hold
Hell Spawn
here it is again i find myself all alone where i will find love is totaly unknown empty inside with no one to share my life not terribly upset that i have left my unfaithful wife where will i look who is it that will i find a treasure hiding deep hopfully a heart so kind a purelly truthful soul and a lie never told a person truelly sincere with a heart of gold my lonelieness ever so binding i wait for my release when i find the one the i hope pain will sudenly cease with the the next one i hope i can tell whether she is good or a spawn from hell
Empty
i work so hard because i love her, for what, nothing all i need is just a little bit, just a piece, something my emptiness chilling like an arctic winter night she maintains her distance keeping me just barely in sight my affections unreturned her feelings untold for her love forever my soul i would have sold i rescue her many times but i feel im just a crutch but i just cant help myself, i love her too much i want her completely or nothing at all sometimes i wonder if i should just let her fall i probably never will, im just a sucker like that i wish i could be stronger than a dusty door mat
Captured By Two Masters
Captured by Two Masters by MNPlayFul *Sigh* Sometimes memories can take you back to a happier time in life. Unfortunately, this is not one of those flashbacks. --- Everything in life had been going so well. My fianc and I were eight months into planning our wedding and the most recent fitting for my dress confirmed I had lost three inches off my waistline. At 22 years old, 5 foot 7 inches and 120 lean pounds, I felt great leaving the tailor's shop after my final late evening fitting. My whole world changed as I reached to unlock my car door. "Place your keys on the roof of the car, bitch, or I slit your throat from ear to ear," said a deep masked voice from behind me as I felt the cold, rugged blade dig into my neck just under the left side of my jaw. Unsure of what to do, I paused with my keys still in hand. Looking back now, that was the wrong thing to do because the next thing I knew I was slammed up against my car and bleeding from the neck where my captor ch
Sixth Quiz
You Have A Type A- Personality You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - incorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Captive Of The Rebels
Captive of the Rebels by SoCalOvid She had heard noises outside -- nothing alarming yet, but disturbing. She sat alone in the sitting room upstairs reading a novella romantica, adjacent to the bedroom that she shared with her husband. Her husband, Jorge Luis Cristos, had left her in their home in the country to attend a meeting with the Presidente in the Capital. Antonia Salinas-Cristos had not been left unprotected; there were five young soldiers of the Milicia Nacional guarding her home in her husband's absence. A glance in the mirror that caught Antonia's reflection would have shown a woman in her early twenties, with light brown eyes, and wavy dark shoulder length hair. Antonia had a fair skin, very light in those places that the sun was not allowed to see, without a mark or blemish to mar her. If there was a wistful look on her face, it was that her husband and she had not yet been able to conceive. She had almost been an old maid when she married -- already 20 twenty y
Alone
all alone inside my head, an empty feeling in my heart not knowing which way to turn or where i could begin to start i truly dont wish to live, i do not feel alive with out the feeling of her love i dont think i will survive the harder i work for affection the more she pushes me away no matter what she says i dont believe she wants me to stay my emotional efforts of support obviuosly dont mean anything she only seems to want me so she doesnt have to do everything i feel without me she'll find someone new, or someone she's always known just so she wont have to sleep by herself or do everything on her own i know i messed up first but i worked hard to learn from my mistakes to keep me requires very little, she wont even try to do what it takes i wish i hadn't failed to provide properly for my family if the first time i had done right, ever after we may have lived happily
Candy Learns A Lesson
Candy Learns A Lesson by chesterfeildsofa Candy was angry. Angry at the fact that the stupid little freshmen, Hilary, in her Auto Mechanics class had gotten away with doing absolutely NOTHING for yet another day. It had been like this all semester. Everyday, Candy would work hard in class and Hilary would just sit around, act like she was working, and flirt with all the guys in the room. Candy and Hilary were the only two girls in the Auto Mechanics class, and Candy was already tired of her. Finally, she thought of a plan to get the lazy little bitch back. The next day, the teacher (Mr. Mitchell) had planned on taking the class to painting room to show them how to repaint a car after it had been hit. Hilary was standing by a bucket of paint, when Candy came up behind her and dumped the entire bucket on Hilary's head. Hilary was furious. She took some paint off the top of her head and smeared it all over Candy's shirt. About that time the teacher interfered. He told the teache
Addicted
her lips are so soft every kiss is a dream i must be addicted so it would seem her touch is electric sending tingles down my spine im waiting for the day when she is completely mine the radiation of her beauty melts my pounding heart i was hypnotized by her glow from the very start her gorgeous brown eyes could entrap me for eternity as deep as the darkest ocean as wide as the largest sea her smile brightens my day like a beautiful sunrise as well as the night like aurora borialis in the northern skies i can never get enough in my head i scream for more more doesn't come it always sprinkles but will never pour my head constantly spinning around how beautiful she is, truely this is my wife and she hardly aknowledges affections from me
Pray For My Mom
I am at my Mom's place until monday as she fell and needs help for a couple days. Please keep her in prayer and I will be back on Monday evening. Sorry if it seems as if I have been ignoring anyone, but this is important. See you all soon.
Cake Wench
Cake Wench by Mistress Drusilla The knife slid easily into the large cake sitting on the meeting room table. Birthdays were always celebrated in her office. It was one of the nice things about working there. That day's celebration was for her. "My turn to be cake wench!" she joked as she handed pieces to her co-workers. Another nice thing about working there was her boss. He was down-to-earth and enjoyed having a laugh with his team. She had always found him attractive. The cheeky look in his eyes when he smiled was particularly sexy. She wondered if he would be shocked to know she had fantasies about screwing him. "Thanks for the cake, everyone," she said. "It's my favorite, especially the icing! But I'll try to be good and not have too much." "Chill, cake wench," he said, showing his sexy smile. "You deserve a treat once a year." Everyone laughed. That evening she had to stay late to finish an urgent report. A few workers remained in other areas, but everyone in
Fifth Quiz
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Life
Well as we all have been told in life is not a bowl full of Cherry's. Well that sure is the truth. I have never in my life had so much shit go wrong than I am going through now. So to all that read this I could use all the prayer's I can get to help my family get back together as a family again. Thanks Take care of you A heart broken Wolf
Busload Of Cheerleaders
Busload of Cheerleaders by bus boarder The Midvale High School bus drove through Sheldon Forest on the way back from the big game. On board was the Midvale High Varsity Cheerleading Squad, with their 23-year-old coach Sheryl at the wheel. They were all perfect breeding stock, that is drop dead gorgeous. A half mile ahead of them was the road block I had pushed into the middle of the road as soon as I saw them cresting a hill two miles away, through my binoculars. I jumped into my van and waited for the prey. The bus stopped at the road block, and I drove my van into the middle of the narrow dirt road, behind them. I knocked on the door of the bus, and ran in as soon as Sheryl opened it. I pulled my gun and pointed it at one of the girls. They all obeyed perfectly, and I was soon loading them into the cage in the back of my van. After the last beauty was loaded into the van, I locked the cage and drove off. Sheryl, Lisa, Lori, Janice, Shelby, Julie, Charlotte, Jennifer, Cour
I Want You!
yes YOU! you right there!. Anywho, so I was drinkin last night, why am I not drinkin again tonight?! I am gettin to old for that shit lol. No no, thats not it. HOnestly, I got no clue. Okay so then, I need new stuff. Like new boots! Who wants new boots?! I will totally buy new boots or whatnot for whoever goes with me. Come on! Come oooooon. Oh ALSO Miss Layna is the coolest chickadee on the net. Everyone go see her page and be like "hey you ARE the coolest chickadee on the net!". Okay well, see ya'll on the flip flop. OH also, I almost fell this mornin, that sucked lol
Business Woman
Business Woman by quimmaster I was waiting at Sherry's house to put a plan I'd developed into effect. The tall, 26 year old brunette lived with her family but they were off to New York for the week. It was a four day holiday weekend and so no one would miss her, at least not for a few days. I'd first been attracted to her 40 inch chest and then to her long, slender legs. Now she wore a long, stylish skirt and a silk blouse as she entered the foyer. Putting her briefcase and purse down on the table, she came into the living room. I stepped up behind her and putting my hand over her mouth pressed the point of my knife into the soft underside of her huge breast. I pushed her hard against the wall as she fought me. When the sharp point of the knife stuck into her firm tit she stopped and began to whimper. I released my grip on her mouth and took a firm grip on her shoulder length hair. I twisted her head back until I could see a look of terror in the young woman's eyes. "
Bus Stop Surprise
Bus Stop Surprise by IWantToFuckYou It is late in the afternoon. You have finished work for the evening and have gotten changed and are waiting at the bus stop because you are planning on catching the bus to see your boyfriend. You can't wait to see him and to feel his cock slide deep into your hungry pussy. You are dressed in a short black skirt and a t shirt and you know that once you get to his place you won't be wearing them for long. You have on your favorite panties and they are already a bit damp when you think about how good your boyfriend is at licking your hot cunt. You are imagining his hot body against yours. Time is dragging so slowly because you are so eager to get to your guy's place. The bus seems to be taking ages. Suddenly a car pulls up to where you are. You are all alone at the bus shelter and wonder what is going to happen. You are a bit frightened because you are in a fairly rough part of town. There is a breeze blowing and you realize you are cold a
Bully
Bully by Ada Stuart He came out of nowhere. Pushing her forcibly against the wall just inside her apartment. Surprising her totally as she entered her own safe environment, and hissing to her. "Don't make a sound!" he ordered. In total shock all she could manage was a half gasp before his hand covered her mouth. "No sound, I said!" he growled more angrily this time. After a while he seemed ensured about her cooperation, and turned half away and locking the door. The sound startled her and made her aware of the situation she was in. Alone with a rather large and brutal male. This was not good, she thought. As if hearing her thoughts, he exclaimed "Good," in a slow drawl, as if being content with the present situation. She tensed and tried instinctively to remove herself from his body. He slammed her against the wall again. "I said, don't move!" he hissed into her ear. Her hand hurt after the impact with the wall but she refused to acknowledge the pain. She would have t
Beware Of Chicken Sandwich
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
The Break-in
The Break-In by sxxybtch This is my first story, so please let me know what you thought! -------------------------------- It was two o'clock in the morning when Trish heard a loud noise that woke her from a peaceful sleep. It sounded like it was coming from her bathroom. She froze momentarily. There had been a series of break ins in her neighborhood over the past month. She quickly thought of the things in her apartment. Thank god she had insurance and that safe in her closet for all her jewelry. She heard a noise again, but now it sounded like it was coming from her living room. She knew now for sure there was an intruder in her apartment. She turned over and grabbed her phone from her night table and the golf club she kept under her bed, just in case someone did break in. As she began to dial 9-1-1 she realized she had forgotten to plug her phone in and it was dead. "Damn." She thought to herself. "I guess my mom was right, I should have gotten a land line in case som
1000 Hands
The Break-in
The Break-In by SubmissiveVirginSlut The sun was setting as I parked my car in front of my apartment. Precisely swinging the car into the tight spot, I was once again impressed by my parallel parking ability. Walking up to my apartment building I felt the chill settling into the evening air. I should have worn a jacket, but it had been an unseasonably warm January afternoon. I thought I could get away with the light sweater and a scarf. The breeze gave me goose bumps when it grazed the expanse of bare skin between my skirt and fuzzy boots. I checked my mailbox before riding the painfully slow elevator up to the fourth floor. I passed my cute new neighbor entering the elevator as I got off and felt myself smile shyly and bump into the door frame. Smooth, I thought. I needed to think of an excuse to talk to him next time. I still hadn't figured out if the girl who'd helped him move in was a girlfriend, sister, or friend. I searched my crowded purse for my keys as I walked d
Life!
At 34 it feels as though you are probably about 1/2 way through life. At least that was how I felt. Somedays wondering if I was on the right path for me. Most days putting up walls and not letting people get too close, other that maybe a couple of trusted friends, after all when you let people in you get hurt! Just work everyday, take care of the kids, let life pretty much roll on by. Then in the middle of the night all of that can change....you can end up in the hospital, unsure of what is really going on, not remembering who you spoke to 5 minutes ago, hooked up tp heart monitors, and IV's and scared. The you go home, to a shell of a home, a place just to lay your head...not your heart. Suddenly you realize all that you have done to protect yourself from pain has just alienated you from love, from laughter, from everything. Only you can change that! I did! It was not easy, and I am sure I still have a very long way to go. But I have great people on my side who are pushing me to be t
Hi
If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late . If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late . If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him. Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late . If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late. If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late. If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if
Brutal Rape
Brutal Rape by Kind der Nacht He see her again, third time in three weeks. Every Friday night he goes to the midnight movie down town and parks in the parking garage it's across the street from the theater and is easier to find parking the street. Ever Friday night he sees he in the garage. He only sees her in the garage she is never at the movies or on the street but she always gets back at the same time. He spent the last week thinking about her whether it was just a coincidence, was she fallowing him, why was she there? Would she be there again next week? Did he dare? He knew what he wanted to do but would he; he had never done it before. He knew exactly what he wanted to do he had gone over it hundreds of times. Tonight her dark green jeep Cherokee is parked almost next to his old Buick in a dark corner were a couple of lights have failed, leaving deep shadows cast by the cars. He is ready; he has everything he needs on him. He sees walk to her car. She is a
Broken Vow
Broken Vow by dustyfog32 The darkness I opened my eyes to was thick, nothing could be seen through it. My mind was muddled, and my muscles weak. I tried to focus, to remember, but all there was did nothing to help me. I remembered the beer, so much beer. Everyone having a great time in the pub, a regular Saturday, you might say. Then nothing. I tried to focus on myself, closing my eyes, for there was nothing to see in the blackness around me. I was in a chair. An armchair, and my hands and feet were tied to it with what felt like zip ties, clearly not rope. I focused on my body, what I could feel, and determined I was unharmed, except for my fuzzy head. I tried each of my extremities against its bond, but I was held firmly in place. My feet were tied to the chair in a way where they could not touch the ground, so I could not try to push myself around with my toes, but if I could tip myself over, maybe. I shifted my shoulders from one side to another, back and forth, at first n
August--unbelievable Kisser!!
( Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) My month describes me fairly well, but I am a very emotional person!! JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly, spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friend
Brenna & Coral Ch. 01
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Betty And Chester
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Well I just had a very stressfull day and I reached out for some love and no one came. So I went thru my friends list and if you were online when I posted my status and didnt come I have deleted you.
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Breaking The Sub
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Sometimes we come in contact with people that touch our life more then anyone will ever know including the person themself. Tonight a friend too many of us is wanting too leave Fubar.If you know Rj and have paid attention you just know that he makes us all laugh and just likes too have fun with his friends.Due too some drama of others he is deleting his account.Please if you know Rjeezy go show him some love and just let him know that he has so many friends that dont want him to go and will be missing him truely if he goes. 696526@ fubar
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Blackmail by a_wilson29 Johanna loved her boyfriend. He was sweet, gentle, caring and funny. They would go out every night for drinks and every night he would take her to a different luxurious restaurant, always ordering the very finest wine. Nothing was too special for her. They would sit and stare into each others eyes for hours while they ate their food, then he would drive her home and see her off with a beautiful, heart-warming kiss. Everyday Johanna looked forward to those special nights. She loved him. Until one night. Her boyfriend had called her beforehand to tell her that he'd be away for a few days on a business trip, and that she should spend that time having some fun with her other friends. Johanna was disappointed that they would be away from each other, but decided she'd been neglecting her social life enough to spend a few nights out on the town with her friends. It was Friday night, and Johanna finished putting on some ruby lipstick before meeting
Birthday Present
Birthday Present by FromSun It was still dark when Louise woke up. Her mind was fuzzy at first. She'd woken from an odd dream about lying in a forest, her flesh being stroked with leaves and her hands getting tangled in some vines. She tried to raise herself to see what time it was, and suddenly everything was brought into sharp focus. She couldn't move. Her wrists were bound to the headboard with lacy elastic... A bra. She was aware of something in her mouth, too. Soft, silken material. Her panties. She was naked! Cold air blew through the open window and raised Goosebumps on her bare flesh. Louise struggled hard against her bonds to no effect. She tried to scream, but a tight strap of some sort held her panties fast in her mouth. She was helpless. She closed her eyes tight and tried to think; tried to wake up! Her eyes snapped open at a sudden sound in her room. A candle was lit on her bedside table, casting a soft light on a woman's tanned skin. Louise's eyes widen
The Most Girlie Piercing....
Yep I went and got my nose done for some awful reason. Mom wanted to get her tongue done and dad asked me what I was getting done so I said my nose and dad ended up getting his other eyebrow done. But now i'm up to 9 piercings. Yay! I've got 4 cartiladge ear piercings, my lobes which are up to a 2 gauge, labret on the right side, my tongue, and now my nose on the left side. I just don't know what to get done next....
Where Have I Been?
everyone keeps asking me this, im sowwy babes... i keep meaning to come around more often BUT work ;) keeps me busy NOT that im complaining AT ALL. when you get a chance check out the new pics hit me up to let me know what ya think BESOS* Aries
Birthday Gift
Birthday Gift by pendergast It was a long car ride to New Jersey. My wife was driving and I was fantasizing about her sister. Tonight was Jessica's 26th birthday. I began to imagine what she would wear. She is about 5'2," 100lbs, with perky tits. She has a beautiful small sexy figure. She always dresses sexy when she goes out and tonight being her birthday I couldn't wait to see her. We arrived at her apartment around 6. My wife and I knocked on the door and Jessie opened it wearing tight jeans and a tank top. Wow she looked great. We wished her a happy birthday, exchange small talk and the girls went to Jessica's bedroom to get ready. I had been planning tonight for weeks. I knew Jessica and my wife would be drinking heavily tonight to celebrate. I brought a handful of sleeping pills and had them ready in my pocket for later. I had also gone to the store to buy sheep skin condoms. I wanted to have the most sensation but I also didn't want to get my sister in law pregnant.
Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
Big Woman Gets Anal
Big Woman Gets Anal by Samuelx Hunting. It's perhaps the oldest ritual known to man. So it was thousands of years ago and so it is today. My name is Jack Huntington. I'm a Hunter. It's both my profession and passion. I'm a profiler for the FBI by trade. My favorite prey are large criminals of both sexes and all races and my favorite thing to do is having sex. Anal sex to be exact. I'm an anal master and connoisseur. Just call me the Backdoor King. The front door is overrated if you ask me. There are so many pleasures and wonders in the back. I'm an explorer of this seemingly forbidden passage. A scientist, if you will. These are my stories. I still remember my favorite and most successful hunts. Let's see, there was this dame named Michelle Drake in Boston. When I first saw her, it was in the library where she worked. A stocky woman in her early fifties. Five feet nine inches tall, broad and thick-bodied, with large breasts, wide hips and a plump behind. Her face was plain and
Big Hips Ch. 01
Big Hips Ch. 01 by alicia70 After two months of college, I finally knew my grades would be good and that I could easily do the work. My social life was nil. My roommate and dorm mates wanted me to go out on weekends but I was too worried about school to this point. I decided it was time I should go out with the girls. On Friday one of the girls invited me out again with them as there was a party at one of the Fraternity's where she had a friend. I told Jill: "yes, what do I need to wear?" She replied: "something hot if you want to be noticed. There are gonna be a lot of guys there." "Cool," I replied. I am about 5'9" 140 pounds, long black hair, blue eyes, attractive, nice breasts, but big. I have large hips which have always made me self conscious. I was teased about it and it has always made me feel people were staring and laughing. I dressed in a tight blouse with a short skirt. It was the only "hot outfit" I had. Everything was a little tighter then I remem
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The Bet
The Bet by All_in_fun Cindy was busy sucking her man's cock. She loved the feel of his big dick in her mouth, and judging by his groans of pleasure, he was enjoying it too. She decided now would be the perfect time to ask him her favor. She pulled his meat out of her mouth with a pop, and started a slow jacking rhythm to keep him "interested". "Mike?" She purred. Talking wasn't really on his mind, but he managed a "yeah baby?" "Do you know Beth from my Sorority?" Yeah, he knew her all right; she was smoking hot. Beth was a real life southern princess; tall, blond haired and blue eyed, with a body like a dancer, and a bank account that made her a real ball-busting bitch. He was smart enough to know that showing too much interest in your girlfriends friends was never wise, so he responded with a nonchalant "yeah..." "Well, how would you like to fuck her?" Cindy almost laughed out loud, as Mike was struggling to find an "appropriate" response, his 9 inch cock was twitch
Beyond Normal Bounds
Beyond Normal Bounds by Harvardgirl87 It had been months since your first visit. You hadn't been able to return to Boston because work didn't require it and you were simply too busy. Knowing that you were back in town was sending butterflies to my stomach. I looked at the clock on my cell phone again and time was both dragging by and passing very quickly, making me very anxious and nervous. The professor was becoming ever more boring as I sat there listening to him, but wanting to see you. It was like his lecture was never going to end. Finally, the professor looked at the clock and realized time was drawing nigh. The quiz from the day before was handed back and we were dismissed for the day. It couldn't have come any sooner. I was practically running to get back to my dorm in time to shower before you were due to arrive. I didn't even want to begin to entertain the possibility of not having a shower before our rendezvous. I turned the key to get into my room and rus
Beth's Birthday Present
Beth's Birthday Present by rockbohunk It was a late Saturday night, about bar time, when Rick, his girlfriend Ann and Ann's best friend Beth were on a mission. It was Beth's birthday, the big two-five. Beth's year had been a rough one. Her divorce had just been finalized after seven months of ups and downs with her ex. Rick and Ann wanted to give Beth a birthday she would never forget. It was 2AM and time for Rick to close up the bar. It was a small bar in the country that he had leased for two years now. Rick met Beth through Ann, a part time bartender he had hired and his girlfriend of three months. Beth had moved in with Ann after Beth's split with her ex. Rick and Ann shut off all the bar signs, locked the door and shut off the beer sign at the end of the driveway. Now it was party time. Although it was illegal to have an after hours party in the bar, the cops had never harassed him. The living quarters were attached to the bar, so it was common for Rick to cle
Beth Anne's Taken In A Store
Beth Anne's Taken in a Store by Latin_Knight_n_KC Beth Anne's soft hair bounced softly around her face as she drove her convertible down the avenue. She loved the feel of the sun on her face as she cruised in her jet black mustang. Saks, Dooney & Burke, Coach, damn...she didn't want to stop anywhere she had a credit card for because it could turn into a shopping spree. She loved shopping, and was damn good at it, but she had a lot to do before her husband's big dinner tonight. She needed to pick out a classy, but sexy dress. She had to make sure it was definitely sexy...you see she secretly enjoyed seeing her husband's associates become uneasy as their eyes would automatically drift down to her large breasts during casual conversation. She knew that her sly comments would also add to the sexual tension in the air. She loved the way, Mike, her husband's VP, had asked her if she liked the appetizers at the Christmas party, to which she replied, "Sure, but I'd prefer something t
My First Mum
Any ways, a very interesting thing happend to day. I've wrote my first mumm just for the hell of it. But i chose a very touchy subject. No not about war, or racism or even rape or murder. I asked a question about for those who are exceptionally beautiful should they be rude to those who they feel is less then they are. I included myself in that class as an extra bonus. Now let's back up to another segment of society. We have the famous such as actors,models etc. Some are quite rude and some are very sweet people. Working around different people my experience has been very little is said on behaviors of this magnitude. Again on a smaller scale when someone walks into a bar with their friends. A lot do make judgements by they way someone looks. Tradition in this society demands it. Depending on your job or how far in life you go will ride greatly on how you look. The politically correct person would never admit to this but me have no quams on the TRUTH will say what is and never back dow
Fubar And Yahoo....
Is it just me or is fubar and yahoo screwing up more than normal. both keep messin up or booting me. i've had trouble in fact with em both since yesterday. if anyone else is having this problem, or know why thier acting up if u have any info or advice
Best Day Ever Ch. 01
Best Day Ever Ch. 01 by likes2Bdominated My sexual frustration was reaching dangerous levels, almost to the point if someone were to simply poke me, I probably would have had a mind blowing orgasm right then and there. So when I heard he was coming over this afternoon, I decided to get everything done early, so all I had to do, was enjoy myself. I waltzed into the elevator, with the intention of going down to the lobby to get my mail, and pushed the little button until it lit up. I noticed a gentlemen in the corner to my right, but couldn't make out his face, because he was looking at a newspaper. The doors closed and his newspaper dropped. I gasped as he forced his way to the keypad and pushed the emergency stop. His next move was to force me up against the wall, holding my wrists up over my head. I warned him to stop, but he persisted, and his hand was soon up my skirt and buried in my panties. I tried to look at his face, but he had a mask on, and I realized it would be imposs
Beltane Fires
Beltane Fires by sunshine71 We had all been looking forward to the spring celebrations since the weather had seemed to turn to warming again. Jai and I had started drinking at home, just a couple of glasses of mead to help warm us up as the nights were still a little chilly. We arrived a little later than I had hoped, but our friends had already set up another little campfire a little further away from the main bonfire. They had a pan of something warming over it, which was a little like mulled wine only quite a bit stronger. Lomas explained he had put some herbs in that would make the evening flow a lot better. Looking round I could see that the circle dance had started, so I left the guys chatting and went to join in. After twirling and dancing round the fire for what seemed like hours, I decided to sit down for a while and have a drink. I went back to our little campsite, there was only Solmar and Lomas left. All the others were still dancing or at other campsites.
Being A Pastor Is Hard Work
Being A Pastor Is Hard Work by mostanything "I can't believe you have this filth in your office." The woman in his office screamed at him. "It's art. That book is about Ruben's works." He patiently explained, trying to stay calm. "I don't care what you call it. It has pictures of naked women!" As she continued yelling at him, the woman was flipping through page after page of pictures, many depicting several full figured nudes. "Mrs. Solomon . . ." He tried to explain again, but she cut him off and now her voice was low and menacing. "I'll have you out of this church for this." She ripped a page from the book, holding it aloft in one hand. He was pastor of a small town church and the woman was his worst nightmare. Although the town was small, the church was "high-steeple," the congregation counting many of the town's shakers and movers in his number. The woman, Billie Solomon, had always been a thorn in his side. She had been critical of his every word, ev
Behind The Wall
Behind the Wall by LadyDevon She stands naked and shivering, behind a white wall that was erected behind a local strip mall. It is such a private place for being so very public. The strip mall, located just 50 feet away, was constructed not long ago and the area is still somewhat undeveloped with sparse forest immediately surrounding the property. Tall pines brush the sky and have provided a soft carpet of pine needles on the forest floor beneath her bare feet. The warm rays of the sun peak through the branches and provide much needed warmth on her naked flesh. Not 100 feet away, just through the trees on the other side of a small lake, heavy equipment rumbles by, driven by construction workers carrying out their daily routines, completely unaware of the woman standing underneath the trees not far from them. His instructions run through her mind over and over again and she tries to remember every command. "Walk behind the wall, strip, do not think, obey. Place your clothes
Beg For Me
Beg For Me by Dyke_Writer Fridays nights were dull, they had always been dull. I wished for something to happen, to change the monotony of life. I really should have been careful what I wished for. I was 19 when it happened, working at the bar on the college campus to earn some extra cash while I studied law. Every single Friday night was the same, rowdy guys and girls gyrating and kissing while they drank away their lives. It was boring. One Friday changed my life forever, it was Thanksgiving and most of the other students had gone home for the holiday. I had the night off and agreed to go out with Ashley and Madison, why I have no clue but I'd promised them. We arrived at the bar a little after 9 o'clock and I had ordered the drinks. Something pink and sweet for Madison, a beer for Ashley and vodka and coke for myself, for the longest time we sat and studied the other people in the bar, Ashley insisted on telling us the latest gossip about almost everyone that had entere
Becky's Revenging Angel
Becky's Revenging Angel by DG Hear Thanks to 'Techsan' for his editing. * It was a bad part of town. Not the kind of area I usually drove through. With a light rain falling and being so dark and dreary out it was hard to see out of the side windows. I was looking for a very seedy bar. A place I had never been before. But you do what you have to do. That's the way life is. I spotted it ahead, 'Pete's tavern.' I slowly pulled up to the curb. I was a nervous wreck, hands shaking, sweating under my jacket. The bar was truly a hole in the ground. A run down old building in a run down neighborhood. I reached into my glove compartment and took out the hand gun. I wasn't even sure what kind it was. The man at the pawn shop told me it was a 9mm I think. Hell I don't remember. I did get the right bullets for it. That's all that counted. I loaded it with six bullets and played with the safety on it, moving it back and forth. I wanted to make sure I had it in the right position.
Becky North Goes Too Far
Becky North Goes Too Far by ChaseQ Becky North a.k.a. Mrs. North for the past ten years, was not particularly engaged this day. She was staying at home, doing as she pleased, not concerning herself with anything more than she had to. She had a long bath and dressed in what her whim drew her to at the time. The landscaper had shown up a couple of hours ago and was finishing the lawn and trimming. Mrs. North would never admit it to anyone, but, she stole glances out the windows of the house, whenever convenient, to briefly admire the sweating body of the man doing the lawn. The rippling muscles in his legs and arms drew particular attention form Mrs. North. It wasn't that he was considerably bulked with muscle, just in good shape... and a little cute. A thought found it's way into her consciousness 'I wonder if he noticed me?' and another quickly followed... 'Dressing for him are we? You should be ashamed.' Mrs. North raised her chin a little. The man was putting away h
Because It's Wrong
Because It's Wrong by bostonienne I hang out with a great group of women. Good friends like them are really hard to find - friends with big hearts and great senses of humor, who aren't about competing with each other for the attention of men. We lift each other up and helping each other out when times get tough. That's what made my crush on Veronica's boyfriend, Theo, that much more painful. She'd been through some bad relationships and to see her with such a great guy made me so happy for her. She really deserved him. He was sweet, attentive, treated her like a queen, and respected her independence. The perfect guy. He was 6 feet tall, with dark, tousled brown hair, and dark brown eyes. He had a great smile, heightened by adorable dimples. He was a little out of shape but you could tell he used to be a soccer player. Of course I was wildly attracted to him. But I could never be the kind of woman to steal away a man from someone else, much less a good friend. But I still
The Barani Festival
The Barani Festival by varun First let me explain - 'The Barani Festival'. It is a rare local festival in India (Kerala -- Kodungalloore) held in a Temple, which is now a tourist spot. The deity of this temple is worshipped with vulgar & sexual song. It is based on a belief that the deity at the temple loves to hear its praises in vulgar language. The only one of its kind I think in the world and still existing. Officials are trying to stop this festival because there are reports of mass groping during the festival. The day of the Barani is like giving license to the drunkards and gropers. During old times - the time when virgins were first given to landlord before marriage, the festival were celebrated by all including Men, Women & Children with ardent faith by singing the sexual and vulgar songs, but as the Modern era swept the world the festival turned out to 'just an old tradition'. The faith all lost and the festival turning out to just an old tradition saw its problems.
The Badge: A Dream Revisited
The Badge: A Dream Revisited by Raging Sea Le Plaque: Un Reve Revisit Winter in Montreal can be so beautiful yet so annoying she thought as she made her way out of the warmth of the mall through the parking lot to her car. The snow had already covered the tops of the cars in fluffy white hats and was still coming down slowly in large, lazy wet flakes in the gathering purple darkness of the late afternoon. But she smiled, feeling happy to have found the perfect gifts for her two young nieces and for a special little boy she had befriended at the children's hospital. She would go home, put on some nice smooth jazz and wrap the gifts in some festive Christmas wrapping paper she had found in one of the specialty shops. She would have a cup of piping hot English tea or perhaps a nice glass of chilled Pinot Grigio. She would see what she was in the mood for later. "Tabernac!" she cursed, going completely ass-over-teakettle on a patch of slippery ice hidden underneath the f
Ok, So I'm Blind
I just now realized that my laptop has a card reader. I've had it for over 2 years and I'm a geek. I really should have noticed it before now LOL. Oh well, this will make posting certain pictures a lot easier. :P
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Hey peeps! Thanx to Mark I now have that snapvine voice message thing on my profile and I would love all my peeps to go leave me a message!...Hope to hear ur voices soon!...Luvins!
Bathroom Blitz
Bathroom Blitz by azwildkitty I lost my virginity at the age of 15. Even then, before I really knew anything about sex, I really enjoyed sex. I started having sex before I ever learned that girls could masturbate too! That's something Mom forgot to mention, I guess. I am obsessed with sex, though I am no nymphomaniac. I won't have sex with just anyone just for the sake of having sex...that's what my hands and fingers are for! Imagine my surprise when I rejected someone who refused to be rejected! I was running next to the river and had stopped to get a drink and go to the bathroom. A man and woman were sitting on a bench near the restrooms holding hands. I didn't give them a second thought as I walked just past them towards the bathroom. The woman asked me if I had the time. I didn't have a watch on and told her I was sorry I couldn't help her. She followed me into the bathroom and made small talk. She asked about running, the best shoes for running, stuff like that. When
Bastard
Bastard by Rain_maker_girl It's getting later and he still hasn't returned my call. Damn it. Why am I putting myself through this? There are a ton of guys who would date hell definitely a ton who would fuck me. So why the hell am I waiting around for this jerk, again. I feel him walk up behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I close my eyes and lean back against him, sighing softly. He starts to trail soft kisses down the column of my neck. His hand starts to trail up from my waist to cup my breast, kneading at it, rolling my nipple between his thumb and finger. His other hand moves to inch his fingers underneath the waist band of my panties. I sigh, keeping my eyes closed tightly. "So apparently you are dating Chloe.." I let myself trail off, leaving the statement open, but full of accusation. His movements stop abruptly. I can feel him tense with anger and wish I hadn't said anything. Why couldn't I just enjoy it? "Look I told you what is going on with her.
Sec Humor
The new season is beginning so - get to know your favorite SEC team!!!!!! Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce. (1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? .........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? .........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? .........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend? ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? .........His freshman year
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Basic Training For Wives
Basic Training for Wives by latinafmm2 We'd been sending messages back and forth to each other most of the day. The messages from you were often instruction for me to take care of in our house. The last one I'd received was what you wanted for dinner and what time you wanted it. I almost felt sorry for your soldiers, because of the food they had to eat, and they knew that I brought you hot meals at night, so you didn't have to eat those MRE's. While your dinner was cooking, I took the time to get ready to come meet you, did my hair, a little lip gloss, and the sluttiest outfit I had. I was very horny and wanted to get some tonight. The heels I wore were three inch stilettos, the skirt was short and tight with ties up the sides, the shirt was silky and see through. I put on a black bra underneath the shirt and no panties. After I dished up your dinner, I got into the neighbor's car, her husband was up there at the barracks too, and she was doing the same thing I was doing. W
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Barefoot & Pregnant
Barefoot & Pregnant by Patrick Flanagan I heard the police sirens just moments after I heard the squeaky screen door on my porch open. I wasn't expecting any guests at 2 am on a snowy morning so I figured it was prudent to get out my 9mm Glock and go perforate somebody. The lights of the police cars lit up my living room as I made my way in the dark to the back porch. Walking past a mirror I not only scared the shit out of myself, I also noticed that the only thing I was wearing was the Glock. "There's a guy who's dressed for the occasion!" I just whispered it out loud. I heard a few things moving around on the porch and realized, for sure, that I had company. I stood there for a moment to figure out my best strategy when the doorknob turned tentatively. My right hand came up level with the center of the doorway and my left hand came up on the light switch. I was about to shoot someone and I realized that I really, really, needed to pee. First things first. The
Is It Night Or Day???
Well I am very new to this. Someone who will remain nameless has again enticed me to join another online community. Well anywho looks like it is another sleepless night for me. Seems like I have plenty of them. I am a nightowl or a vampire not sure which as I stay up all night and sleep during the day. Not sure how I make it through work during the day but I do it. I hope to be changing to nightshift soon. Not much to life. I work and go to school and work some more. It's a saturday night and I should be out doing something but look where I am, in front of the screen again. I am determined to break this habit and get back into life, somehow someway I will do it. I don't have a current picture that I can post at the moment but as soon as I get a chance I will submit one. Well I think i will go do something, anything... good night all!
Bar Curtains
Bar Curtains by Red Room Our little theatre is a nice cozy little theatre that only sits one hundred people. We have a little service bar that has a serving window to the lobby, for the pleasure of our patrons. I have been the bar's manager for the last several years and I have tried to improve its appearance. The bartenders all now wear black pants and white shirts with a black patterned bow tie. All the liquor is now close to the top shelf, instead of the low cost standard bar brands. The old donated refrigerator has been replaced with a new black model along with a separate wine cooler, the walls have been painted to match the lobby, and there is a black wine rack along the back wall. There is a large forty-two inch high six foot wide and four foot deep wooden cabinet that holds all of our liquor and glasses. It is very visible in its location along the back wall between the wine rack and the refrigerator and it is the next thing that needs to have its look improved. I deci
A Healing Capitive
O, God, Who frees the capitive Do not liberate this carnal slave for freedom's sake For I will surely wing my flight to another thorny land. Break, instead, each evil bond And rub my swollen wrists, Then take me prisoner to Your Will, Enslaved in YOur safekeeping.. O, God, Who ushers light into the darkenss, Do not release me to the light To only see myself. Cast the light of my liberation upon Your face And be Thou my vision. Do not hand me over To the quest of greater knowledge. Make YOur Word a lamp unto my feet And a light unot my path, And lead me to Your dwelling. O, God, WHo lifts the grieving head, Blow away the askes But let Your gentle hand upon my brow Be my only crown of beauty. My Healer, That I seek no other comfort. O, God, Who loves the human soul Too much to let it go, So thoroughly impose YOurself Into the heaps and depths of my life That nothing remains undisturbed. Plow this life
Ballet Lesson
Ballet Lesson by fahqd_up Marcel Vintier was a very famous ballet teacher. He had turned out more stars than any other ballet instructor. He was world renowned. And he was coming to interview new talent at Betty's dance studio. Betty had been waiting for an opportunity like this all of her life. She had been doing ballet since before she was five. She was now 19 and had many promising years of ballet ahead of her. She prayed every night after she found out. She wanted so badly to be his pick. She would do anything to get Marcel to choose her for his special training. She was also dying of curiosity to find out what it was. He swore all of his students to secrecy. Betty was sure that whatever it was, it was amazing and profound. In preparation for his arrival, Betty doubled her amount of practice time a day. She was working harder than she ever had before. That was a feat in itself because she took up nearly all of her free time with ballet. She hadn't even had time to have a
Lmfao Angels Get Owned Too
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Baked 'n' Shaked
Baked 'N' Shaked by shawalphamale ----------------------------------- Jodi Malenger and the gang stop by at the sisters' bakery to give the ladies a full tit weight and measurement check. Then the sisters get an offer they can't refuse to provide the boys with total customer satisfaction! ----------------------------------- Jodi had a tip off one day about a middle aged woman with a good figure who ran a bakery in a town nearby. The story was that her husband did the early morning baking and then went home and left his wife to handle the sales. Jodi went over there, checked the place out, then came back to say it was even better than he'd heard because most afternoons this woman had her sister helping her out at the bakery and she had a even bigger pair of dairy arrangements. They were both middle aged but there was plenty of good fucking left in them, according to Jodi. All they needed was some encouragement. So, we went over, on an afternoon naturally, to see what w
Bad Boys 420 For Life !
HOW MANY PPL THINK PENN STATE WIN ANY GAME ?
Bad Season Ch. 01
Bad Season Ch. 01 by Tyl This story is entirely fictionno superstar was compromised writing it. The story has a copyright and can not be used without written consent. Synopsis: Zack McGraw had been a hot prospectgolden boy for San Diego/Blazers. An injury forced management to rethink his contractit was their decision Zack was to be traded down to the El Paso/Rumble; he was lucky to be picked up by any team, even the minors. Zack's right arm had put him on the sideline for a year and a half, any symphony his comrades once had for him had long ago vanished. Truth be told Zack was never liked by his teammates, he was from a small town in Mississippi, a fact that seem to grade on the nerves of the San Diego team. He was always on the defense; they seemed to enjoy needling him at every chance. Consequently he was a loner, except for Beverly, his wife, he had no friends and his heavy drinking was seriously damaging that relationship. The prospects of a reduced lifestyle f
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HOW MANY PPL LIKE PENN STATE OR MIAMI U ???
Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha...
Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha... by candy-prairie girl Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha Gonna Do? Tami didn't plan on having an accident. But it happened. Brad had just bought a brand new red Ferrari. Although Tami and him were married, the Ferrari was Brad's toy. No one was to drive it but him. She had taken it to run an errand. He was gone to work with his truck and wouldn't be home for a bit. She didn't think he would notice if she took it and had it back before he returned. That's when it happened. She was uptown, not even her fault, when some big old truck backed into her. She started freaking as although Brad was usually very understanding, she didn't think he would be that way this time. Plus she wasn't even supposed to have driven it. Stepping out of the car, she walked to the back of the Ferrari to see what damage was done. Believe it or not, just a scratch. She hoped it wasn't noticeable to Brad. The other driver got out and gave her his information and apo
Back In School
Back In School by joe doe A VENGEFUL BUTLER INVITES HIS FORMER EMPLOYER FOR A "VISIT" TO A GIRLS' REFORMATORY. TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD SUSAN IS SOON STRIPPED NAKED, SHOWERED, AND SHAVED.... (THIS STORY WAS INSPIRED BY COLE; THANKS COLE!) I had never gotten along well with our family butler, Winston; he had always been overbearing when I was in school. So, after I got my Master's and took over the family business, I naturally lorded it over him. When my father died and I inherited the family estate, the first thing I did was to fire Winston. It was no surprise when he decided to return to his old teaching job at the local girls' reformatory. What surprised me was when he called me a month later and invited me to spend a week there as his guest. I was reluctant at first, but when he told me about the golf course, gym, running track, and Olympic-size pool, I finally agreed. He just wanted to show me there were no hard feelings, he claimed. The girls' reformatory was an imposi
Babysitting Benefits
Babysitting Benefits by sexiibaby I never expected things to go this far. In fact, I never expected things to actually go anymore. My teacher's husband actually fucked me. And I let him, didn't I? Well, I'll tell you the story and let you decide for yourself. When I first entered high school, my English teacher adored me. Not only was I a great writer, I was just a good student in general. Helpful, thoughtful, intelligent. Even after I graduated from her class, we maintained a close platonic student teacher relationship. A year after I moved on from her class, I heard that she got married, and rumor had it that her husband was gorgeous. Its not like it would be hard to believe, Mrs. Samson was an incredibly beautiful woman. Of course, I'd never seen him myself, so I had no reason to believe or really even care about the rumor. In my junior year of high school, I found out that Mrs. Samson was pregnant and that she would be due towards June. I guess her and her supposedly hot
Only 3938 To Level ..
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A Baliffs Demand
A Baliffs Demand by RapeMeister Alan Dickson had worked for H.C. Bailiffs for four years now, this Tuesday morning he had a new recruit to train. Paul Wilson, a twenty four year old lad from around the corner, he had a normal everyday job as a postman, but just wanted some extra cash to go towards a car he was after. Alan introduced himself and informed Paul that while they were outside the office he was to be referred to as Porkchop. "I think I'll tag you Chunky, as your a large lad" Alan continued. "You never want a client to know your real name. You might meet `em in a pub one day and they kill yeh". Porkchop informed Chunky. Once they had arrived at the first house, Porkchop checked the paperwork thoroughly. "Mr. Charles Carrington Esquire. 35 Almighty Avenue". he said out loud. They both exited the car and headed for the front door, Porkchop stood slightly forward and announced himself as the door opened. "H.C. Bailiffs, Maam" he said to the lady wh
This Is To A Good Friend Of Mine
Time to move on, the time for self pity is past Pain is a constant nagging, but it wont always last Sure you loved in vain and were done wrong But its time to sing a tune to a different song Look inside and set your heart free Ive got you and youve got me Side by side, we're one hell of a force Let the past go and the allow the future to take its course You know Ill stick with you to the very end For its you I love, trust, youre more than my friend I dont know where life will lead us to All that I know is youre there for me and Im here for you
About Me Survey
all about me!!*Basics*name:*Anela birthday:*10.08 zodiac sign:*Libra where were you born:*Oahu [Hawaii] where do you live now:*Big Island height:*5' 7" hair color:*Black eye color:*Brown tattoos:*1 piercings:*2 *Favorites*color:*Green, Black, Blue food:*Hawaiian, Mexican, Spanish candy:*Twix movie:*All comedy and action tv show:*Tyler Perry's House of Payne actor:*Da Rock actress:*Gabrielle Union band or singer:*Too many song:*Apple Bottom Jeans holiday:*None really month:*The months my kids were born lol season:*Winter day of the week:*Wednesday store:*Sears restaurant:*Taco Bell sport:*Volleyball animal:*Doggies flower:*Gardenias & Roses *Have you ever....*danced in the rain:*Yes tripped and had an embarassing fall:*No
It's That Time Again!
Yup that's right, clean up time. Those of you that have been on my list a while know I do this on occasion. Basically, if I haven't seen you since you added me you're getting take off. I will not remove a fan and I never downrate you. This isn't a hate thing, it's a "I've got too damn many people on here I don't talk to" thing. Basically if I haven't seen or talked to you since you became a part of my list you're gone (last week or 2 are safe)
Ugh Some More
Ok so yeah I'm working yet again!!!! Gotta love my life so wtf is new with that one. I have a guy stop by my work right and yeah its him and me and no one else ya think something might happen soooooooooo not wtf is wrong with me?? Honestly I have no clue no necking absolutely nothing he just drops dinner off gee thanksssssssssssssssssssss Hello I'm alone at work and yes there are places to get comfy at work do you think something would happen I kinda hoped it would hell he offered to bring me dinner I was thinking ok dinner hmmmm you gotta use imagination where i was thinking and yeah i got the lets not ruin the friendship speach well jeapers creapers it's been 3 freaken years almost hello i don't care i need to get laid seriously before im old and grey and by the looks of it im not gonna hook up with any one that knows me and i can't freaken meet a guy to save my ass so yeah life pretty much sucks
Mine
I have lost myself in your eyes. My hand has found yours and you pull me closer to you. You are so close I smell the musk and vanilla that defines you and you smile. Leaves fall around us as time has slowed and I melt into you. The tree branch that pokes into my back is barren as I am, empty, lifeless and fruitless. You are gone and the hole in the leaves fills up with snow. I pull my coat tighter as the tree points at me. The white sun shines through a clear sky, but it is still so cold. Cold and alone.
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A Twittleess Wounder And The Convo I Hade With Her
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What Is The Moral Of The Story
A new pic I made to an old Morality funny.
How To Make Fudge The Manly Way
Man Fudge Cmon people, get your minds out of the toilet I like to cook, but I hate baking. Cooking, to me isnt an exact science I can go hari kari on sauces and marinades, pretty much go by the smell to add seasonings and such. In baking cant do that or something either falls, or explodes. There is one recipe though that I never screw up. Its one hell of a sugar high, which is a good thing. Phase 1 1 tall glass 1 40 of rye 2 tbsp margarine 2/3 cup evaporated milk 1 2/3 cup sugar tsp salt 2 cups tiny marshmallows 1 cups chocolate chips 1 tsp of vanilla extract 1 8 by 8 pan wax paper a big pot a bowl 1. Pour approximately an ounce of rye in glass. To fool your mind, make sure you have a firm grip around glass and hold it at eyelevel so that the ounce starts at the top of your fingers. Drink deeply. 2. Cover pan with layer of wax paper. Refill glass with rye. 3. Put margarine, evapor
This New Computer Is Going To Take Some Getting Used To.
Time Warner Road Runner Tech support person was very helpful in getting the modem set up when I couldn't work out what had happened :) Anyhow, Haven't transferred anything back from the external drive, or found anywhere to store the old machine (... my G3 is still... eh.) - but whee! I like this machine, so far...
He's Still Working On Me
Psalms 37 talks about not worring of bad people and lettign them get you so angry that you sin. I have allowed that to happen to me with a teenager. Today I realized I need to ignore him and not let him see I didn't care how many times he rode by me. He soon quite and went on his way. I also have a problem being impatient. A thing I am trying hard to work on but it is hard. God has allowed me to go thru so much to leanr patience and I know I have failed and succeded a few times. I ask my freinds to be patient with me for God isn't finished with me yet. He's still working on me to make me what I ought to be. After all it took Him a week to make the Moon and the Stars the Sun and the Earth and Jupiter and Mars. How loving and paitent He must be..He's still working on me! Spo when I stumble and fall just lift me up and dust me off and tell me to try again. Be patient with me so I can be what HE wants me to be.
A Throw Back
Got This From A New Friend - Survey
1. Do you know anyone in prison? Nope. 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? Yes, so what. 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Never...vegemite sandwiches all the way. 4. Do you have a desk in your room? Nope its my room not a office. 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? No im boring. 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? Complete Cov. 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? Nope guess i wasnt luvd enuff. 8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? Nope....this is not my home town. 9. Do you throw up gang signs? Say Waaa wot cho mean.........no. 10. Have you ever broken a rib? Yes a couple. 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? I was born a woman think i'll stay one. 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? My lil pain in the ass angels and my boyfriend! 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Aw Tru l
To Those Self Righteous Bastards!
LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE! If you are firm on your beliefs great for you to sticking to your guns, but that does not in anyway give you the fucking right to be a cum shot those who believe in something you consider "satanic", or "evil" because you are too fucking close minded to comprehend what they are doing. I have dated Pagan, Jew, and Christian alike. I am close friends with satanist, muslims, and atheist oh my! if being associated with these peoples make me a sinner so be it, however if I am not mistaken these are the same fuckwads that eat like pigs. If I am not mistaken isn't gluttony a fucking sin? In short I am a bald headed, beer drinking, sailor swearing, ball busting, beer bellied red neck asshole and proud of. Do I do believe in god, yeah sure. Do I pray to him, after some things i have or have not seen I stop praying to him, but do I bitch and complain about it? No because it is no ones fucking business but mine. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays of all
Bite
I find comfort in your teeth pulling stressing and almost breaking skin leaving red purple bruises not very far from my heart
Thank You!!!
I wanna thank everyone that has done anything to give me points in helping me to reach Fuberlord. I appreciate all that rated the pics of my twins. As you all know they are my everything. I am off to shower and will be on in a few. Thanks again from the bottom of my Fu-Heart.*Hugs and Kisses* Antonio aka Brown Eyed Papi
Finishing Survey
Finish ThisTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this surveylife is: Crazy, Sexy, Cool, Complicated, Confusing, Frustrating....love is: Not an option right now...God is: All around methe perfect weather is: Sunny with a few clouds..70 degrees..the best sport is: None...id like to live in: A tropical placeall i want for christmas is: Serenitya dream come true would be: My life going smoothly for just a little while longer...vanilla ice cream is: Yummy, but kinda boringi prefer: Chocolate!! On Everything...lolguys are: Mostly pigsgirls are: Mostly bitchyi would die for: My sonsi regret: A lot of things I have done in my life....but I wouldnt be who I am today without them...i miss: My familymoney is: Good to have..but its not everythingbeauty is: Something to get comfortable with...peace: Unattainable i lied: About something recently, Im sure...the root of all evil: Is liesthe most intresting thing is: Communication and the separation between the mind and the hear....wars are started over: People not ha
I Asked The Lord
I asked God for strength, that I might achieve, I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey. I asked for health, that I might do greater things, I was given infirmity, that I might do better things. I asked for riches, that I might be happy, I was given proverty, that I might be wise. I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men, I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God. I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life, I was given life, thatI might enjoy all things. I got nothing that I asked for-but everything I had hoped for, Almost despite muself, my spoken prayers were answered. I am among all men and women most richly blessed. God gave and keeps giving me what I need. He knows what I need and when I need it most. For be it money, health or knowldelge. God known when I need it most.
I Love Fubar But.....
I have a new spot that I hang out in....Believe me I do love fubar but when My Friends are out....I'm on Red Light Social! Check I Out!
Crawl (for My X)
Crawl to me, hands and knees Gravel in your mouth, apologize ceaselessly Your tears are blood, my dear, so sweet Your heart bleeds for me You once held my heart in your fist, squeezing my blood under your feet, stepping in it and on me, my cries made music and you did dance so well... You crawl to me now, voice coarse and gurgling, begging, crying your eyes bleed tears of air as I step on your head.
Beware Of Anything That Says Darfun.com
recently my yahoo accoufor mysticalman777 was hacked into an deleted an i happen thru fubar i dont understand the point of hacking into someones personal email account you have made me lose all my contacts i had in there so if any an all might have given my yahoo messenger id too i am sorry if you havnt been able too reach me there i will not post the new one in here if you want too new one just ask in my shout box hackers are FUCKHEADS
Saturday Survey
1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? Tools, blankets, bowling balls 2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? Depends on where I am 3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? Not always 4. Sleep on your back or stomach? stomach 5. Are you a cuddler? Depends on how late I was out.... 6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Probably my dog 7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? Something my dad did 8. What were you doing before this survey? Just got home from bowling 9. What will you do after this survey? Get drunk!!!! 10. Marriage or living together? None, the hell with couples 11. What are you wearing right now? spaghetti shirt and jeans 12. How many times have you been in love? 3 times 13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? I don't think so, maybe it's a side effect of being sexually frustrated? 14. Do you talk about yo
A Litt Bit
growing up in the 805 area code keep the hustler code,making money aint funny in my area code full of hustlers gangtas drug dealers and me and munkyface entertainment makes money we buy gold grills and ice for our ears shead no tear and show no fear we some ballers rollin in chargers impalas mustangs
Good 2 B Me!!!
ive been sitting here on my computer and listening to my family at the same time. i know im crazy but my brother is way worse but its not a insaine crazy but a wild funny goofy-crazy. all of our friends r here to and all i can do is sit here listen to there whacko asses and laugh.well just thought i might share that with yall, just wish u could see it well g2g bye bye my peeps talk back later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game Day 9-29...lsu Vs Tulane
yep...hell yea we won...lsu 34....tulane 9 GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking
what should i do? when you hardly know someone and you cant stop thinking of them. when you got to sleep or first thing in the morn they are all you think about. what can you do. when all you can think of is dirty thoughts what can you do?
What The F*ck!?!?!
Ugh ok just a little rant bout work for ya.. first i get called in .. early cuz the lil witch yet AGAIN didnt show up. I come in to complete chaos eventhough i was told everything was set up. yeah no no it wasnt not only that. .but 9 damn people in line waiting... so I actually called someone to come in & help get stuff settled.. like she needed that !(ty ty mel I love u) my boss is out of town and having her phone ring off the hook to deal with stuff. the poor woman didnt have time to train either of us as much as she would of liked to because well.. one chick quit & some lil bitch didnt bother to show up & she kinda had to throw us in . No biggie cept we're learning & making mistakes on the way that shes ganna end up getting bitched at about. Then *GRRR* the dude who is supposed to lock up.. didnt bother to check to see if I was still there & locked me in!!! I had to go out the back door to the concession which i promptly called 5 diff people to figure out how to lock this thing u
Men And Women
They say Women are complicated. I say Men are just as complicated. OK, maybe I take that back a little. How relationships are forged is a mystery to me. It appears to me, from my personal experience, that if I act as if I don't care I get the attention from those I want attention from. Yet, if I start to show the softer and gentler side, I hit a brick wall. It makes no sense to me. How do two people manage to take things to another level? Am I just clueless as to how this thing works? Am I supposed to pretend to be a damsel in distress waiting for my knight in shinning armor to come and save the day? But I am not that type of person. I am very independent, but lack the companionship of someone to share things at the end of the day. Sex is Sex and can be acquired nearly anywhere. I know it will be different for each man, but what makes a man take notice enough to want to continue to see someone with goals of other than sex? What is it that makes them think of you and want to see you mor
Happy Hour !!!!!!
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I Called His Niece Skankalicious!
HE GOT SCARED AND TOOK DOWN THE KIDS PICS.I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THE JEDI'S AND THE BLACK MARKET FOR BABYS!......................->lifesez/*~...: ya better take that ugly kid down!..to bad my uncle has the pic already...you insulted the wrong man little boy! ->lifesez/*~...: its a good thing i am going to have that ugly kid burnt alive cause you will be a shitty father you cant even form a sentence! ->lifesez/*~...: and your white whats with being in the ghetto?my uncle owns that shitty neighborhood! I'm Da...: YO GA GIRL S MY NICE AN U DONT KNO WAT IT IS ->lifesez/*~...: fuck off i am on the phone with my uncle on central ave and broad street in newark right now giving him your picture loud mouth! I'm Da...: NAWE FUCK DAT COME C ME NIOGGA ->lifesez/*~...: srfu i got connections in newark and i am going to see to it your kid gets burnt alive by next week for talking to me like that! I'm Da...: NOW U FUCKIN WIT DA RONG NIGGA U WANA KNO WHO IS GANA GET BURNT ALIVE IT
New Site
Just discovered another new site. Comes no where near fubar however there are ways you as a member get paid simply by your referals and page views that you recieve. check it out.
Begging For My Birthday
Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday :p Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday :) much love ~~Sin
G. W. Bush In Primary School
BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND THIRD,WHAT HAPPEND TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE? OH THAT,S RIGHT....... ... QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION? A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE? I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN? SECOND,WH
Two Things :)
FUBarring other trouble I don't know about, I do believe the number of people I have listed as a friend is wrong (it says 400-odd on my home page and profile page, but my myfriends.php stops giving me a "next page" link somewhat before 900... ah well, who knows. Maybe it's accurate now; the "myfriends.php" list seems to duplicate a lot of people- though it also seems to miss people.) I've now copied all but about 5% of my computer's hard drive to the external drive, or will have in about 10 minutes. I think at this point I will eject the external, set up the new iMac... eventually plug in the external and load material in that used to be on this one, but set up the new one first... and put this one to the side - format it and give it to a friend, after I'm a bit more sure I don't need what's on it.
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U Know Wot I Fucking Hate
I fucking hate it when ur not feeling well and u try to catch 5 minutes of zzz's and some loud asshole who wants the world to hear their fucking voice wakes u up out of that quick snooze....it puts u in a shit mood....i really fucking hate that.
Fubar Cyber Wedding - Tomorrow 6 Pm Central - See Details Inside
FUBAR CYBER WEDDING 09/30/07 6 Pm Central in the Bus Stop Lounge...... Live on Angelic Pleasures Radio. Watch and Listen as these to Get FUBAR Hitched Live on the Air. Darius~~Le Loup Garous~~@ fubar Desireme4u~~Alpha De Le Loup Garous~~@ fubar
Chicken Stir-fry With Bok Choy And Garlic Sauce
Sweet bok choy and pungent garlic lend flavor to this stir-fried chicken recipe. More Chinese Chicken Recipes INGREDIENTS: * 3 medium chicken breasts, boneless and skinless * 3 large bok choy stalks with leaves * Marinade: * 1 TB Chinese rice wine or dry sherry * 1 green onion, diced * 2 tsp cornstarch * Sauce: * 1/4 cup low-sodium chicken broth * 2 TB water * 1 tsp white rice vinegar * 1/2 tsp black rice vinegar * 1 clove garlic, finely chopped * 1/4 tsp salt * Other: * 1 teaspoon cornstarch * 4 teaspoons water * 4 to 5 TB oil for stir-frying, as needed PREPARATION: Cut the chicken into thin strips about 2-inches long. Add the rice wine or sherry, green onion and the cornstarch. Marinate the chicken for 30 minutes. While the chicken is marinating, prepare the bok choy and the sauce.Separate the bok choy leaves and stalks, and cut both cross-wise into thin strips. Combine the sauce ingred
Candied Banana Fritters
Batter-covered bananas are deep-fried and coated in a syrupy glaze For richer flavor, deep-fry the bananas a second time at 325 degrees F. before dipping in the sugar syrup. This recipe can also be used to make candied apples - use 4 medium apples. More Chinese Dessert Recipes INGREDIENTS: * 5 bananas, firm and not overripe * 4 cups oil for deep-frying, or as needed * 1 egg, lightly beaten * 3/4 cup water * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 2 tablespoons oil * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar * 3 6 tablespoons white sesame seeds, according to taste* PREPARATION: Preparing and Deep-frying the bananas: 1. Cut the bananas into 1 1/2 inch lengths (about 5 pieces per banana). 2. Combine the egg and the water, and then stir into the flour to make a batter. 3.Heat the oil for deep-frying to 365 degrees Fahrenheit. Use a fork to dip each banana slice into the batter, roll it around and coat it with the batter. (If needed, push the banana off the fork wit
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About Myself
This is about myself. 1. Do you have a tattoo? No 2. How old are you? 34 3. Are you single or taken? TAKEN 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils 5. Do you dream at night? Uh Yeah 6. Ever seen a corpse? Nope 7.George Strait or Jay Z? Jay Z 8. How did we meet? On Fubar HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? Live life to the fullest. Never take life for granted. You never know what will happen to you. 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Like to talk 11. Do you trust the police? Hell No 12. Do you like Country music? Some 13. What is your fondest memory of me? Being my friend 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Nothing 15. Would you cheat ? Nope 16. What do you wear to sleep? Night Gown 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Nope 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you t
The Next Godmother
Is going to be this wonderful woman below me. :D Probably the worst time to do this being a Saturday evening and all, but I know half you fawkers are sitting there bored with nothing to do just like me, well I'd normally suggest midget porn as you all already know :P But not this time. On with the point, she's 700,000 away from godmother, yes it sounds like a big number but it won't be with the help of my awesome friends :D She's got a give away going on right now, currently has 4 people in it, you could make 2 peoples day and help by bombing some of them, or you could hit up her pics and stash, whatever floats your boats, I'm not a picky begger 8-P I've done enough rambling damnit! Come join me in getting this lovely woman to godmother already!!! Love you guys and thank you in advance for those that take time out of their busy days to help :D
Beef And Broccoli
This quick and easy version of Beef and broccoli is great for busy weeknights. Restaurant-style Beef and Broccoli INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound flank steak * 2 red bell peppers * 1 cup canned straw mushrooms * 1/2 pound frozen broccoli * Marinade: * 2 tablespoons dry sherry or cooking sherry * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 teaspoon minced ginger * 1 green onion, chopped * Other: * 1 clove garlic, chopped * 1/2 cup beef or chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch mixed with 2 tablespoons water * 1 teaspoon granulated sugar * 4 tablespoons oil for stir-frying, or as needed PREPARATION: Partially freeze the meat. Cut across the grain into slices. Cut the red bell pepper in half. Remove the stem and seeds and cut into thin strips. Rinse the mushrooms under warm running water and sliceThaw the frozen broccoli. Drain. Combine the meat with the dry sherry, soy sauce, ginger and green onion. Marinate the meat for 20 m
Asian Style Snap - - Orange Almond Biscuit
Like the traditional brandy snap, these biscuits can easily be shaped into a basket by moulding over an upturned glass. They taste great alone as a flat cookie, or shaped into baskets and filled with a sweet filling such as Ginger Ice Cream or poached fruit. Instead of baskets, you can also shape them into wrappers and fill with whipped cream or edible rice paper. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups granulated sugar * 2 1/2 cups ground almonds * 1 cup pastry flour * 125 grams butter, melted * 1 cup orange juice, or as needed PREPARATION: 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (170 degrees C.) 2. Combine the granulated sugar, ground almonds, and pastry flour. Incorporate the melted butter and orange juice. If the batter is too dry, add 2 to 3 tablespoons more orange juice (I usually add 2 tablespoons). 3.To make wrappers or just a plain cookie, drop teaspoons of batter onto a nonstick baking sheet. To make baskets, drop tablespoons of batter onto the baking
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Ghost Or Goat??
A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a n
Healthy Baked Chicken Chow Mein
This recipe for chicken chow mein recipe has crisp noodles like you'll find in Chinese restaurants, but without the fat. Scroll down to the bottom of the directions for a nutritional breakdown. INGREDIENTS: * 1 lb (500 g) boneless chicken breast, cut in thin strips * 1 tablespoon (15 mL) soy sauce * 1/4 (1 mL) salt * 1 tablespoon (15 mL) dry sherry * 1/4 teaspoon (1 mL) white pepper * 1 tablespoon (15 mL) cornstarch * 1 lb (500 g) Chinese-style steamed noodles or cooked thin egg noodles * 1 1/2 cups (375 mL) Chicken Stock * 1 tablespoon (15 mL) minced ginger * 1/2 cup (125 mL) thinly sliced onions * 3 large dried Chinese mushrooms, soaked and thinly sliced * 2 cups (500 mL) Chinese flowering chives or green onions, cut in quarters * 2 teaspoons (10 mL) sesame oil * 3 cups (750 mL) bean sprouts, tightly packed * Black pepper to taste PREPARATION: Combine chicken and marinade ingredients (soy sauce, salt, d
Where Have I Been? I Have Been To Moli!! Lol...
I have been exploring building another profile site. Very interesting site that centers around many creative and talented people and allows one so shine those talents before others. If you want to check out what I have been up to, go to MOLI, click on searching for individuals and look for my pink hat picture. Click on that and be welcomed into another whole world of building a profile site. I see this as a great site to show off your creative side -- whether it be writing, selling wares, showing off your business, etc. It is in the beta stage, but is oh so easy to build... and the storefronts are cheap too!! If the stores are as user friendly as the profile has been to set up, I am definitely looking forward to getting one set up for me soon. Check it out -- MOLI Don't worry, I am not leaving here. Every site has its place...and when you check out the other site, you will see better of what I mean. Just another site for me to explore and reach out to other creative a
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Redneck Accident
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in the normal states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In redneck states 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
Selena Como La Flor
This woman was an inspiration to all who knew her..May the angels fly her to heaven with wings of gold and I just know she went singing all the way..xoxoxo I love you Selena!!
Classic
If I Should stay I would only be in your way So I'll go But I know I'll think of you every step of the way And I... Will always Love you Will always Love you You My darling you Bittersweet Memories That is all I'm taking with me So good-bye Please don't cry We both know I'm not what you You need And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you've dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this I wish you love And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you
I Don't Care
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all . I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia . I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg'
Bubba Died In A Fire!! (redneck Joke)
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Aural Vampire - Hot Blood Workout
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Im Greatful For My Friends
i am very greatful for the friends i have made in my life.i hold them so dearly to my heart an thank god for blessing me with them everyday. they are there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on,listen when you have downs an ups. never give up or turn your backs on the true special people you meet everyday because one day you can give back the things they gave to you.love an honor all of them
Just Thinkin
I can still remember the day you went away far away to what is known as the better place A paradise in which you are eternally to stay never to return again. All the doctors the hospitals that pain in which no one could take away it all done you said to yourself will fade and at peace you will be The laughter you brought to everyone joy in my heart is what i loved the most smiles you could bring to the sorrowest of people. Growing up with you in my life was a blessing to have a angel in my life like you was a gift in which no one could take Until the day god wanted his angel back. I will wait on earth for the day we will unite again peace i will regrain in my soul for i will have all the loving memories of you Be still world for i know you are looking upon us all watching to make sure we do not stubble or fall our hearts are sorrowful but the memories are strong. Peace for all for tommorow is another day were we will remember what w
And You Think Your Stupid
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shi
Fear
Fear Is that what I'm living on? Fear That I'm no longer strong Fear That I am broken still Fear That I will never heal Fear That you won't understand Fear That guides my trembling hand Fear That I will let you in Fear To give my love again Fear Because my heart says try Fear That you will make me cry Fear For when we meet one day Fear That you won't want to stay
Break The Chain
Effort a gift, offered from the heart More precious than gold or the finest of art It goes unrecognized by those who refrain From giving their all when love turns to pain Controlled by the fear of losing control Abused, abandoned no faith in their soul Instead of embracing the things that they lack They cower in fear too afraid of attack The chain becomes stronger the longer you wait Who is the next to become filled with hate? It strangles your will as you struggle in vain Give love unto others to fracture the chain jskins
Mika Nakashima - Yuki No Hana
Part 1 "the Sampler" And This Means You Or Me
Now i isn't perfect......nor do i try to be .......so therefore i have to put some shit on blast......in general about guys........girls...........dogs..............cold blooded animals........ect. so if u fit in these catagories........JAM YOUR ON BLAST ......AND THAT MEANS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......TRUE STORY ( warning.......if i offend u don't go writting about it on your blog like imma actually read that shit.......i got better things to do like pissin you off) BLAST : If you go around trollin yahoo,myspace, fubar, or someother type of social network lookin for guys. then 2 hours later for some reason you can't find a guy........guys don't suck......they got better things to do, or a girlfriend, or wife who cooks, cleans, doesn't cheat, and swallows BLAST: If you go off and take naked pics of yourself ..and put them all on the interet......with headlines saying "holla if u want me to swalla",or "my cookie or my stuff tastes like some sort of candy" DON'T GET MAD AT M
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I Shouldn't Love You
I'm not supose To Love you my heart was to have ceased beating more then a year ago and yet with every hour of every day that passes and with every breath that i take my heart still wants you memories play upon my mind as this cancer called love eats away the ice i put my heart in after you walked out mine door be still these thoughts these yearnings for you to be in my arms take me back to before i knew you to before i knew the sweet smell of roses in full bloom of moonlit walks of dancing to music only our hearts could hear bring back the pain for the one i lost because her death is far better then being left being forgotten fore just when i have the stregnth to love again i hear your voice upon my phone destroying any safety i felt in moving on leaving me with the guilt of still loving you close that chapter of my life rewrite my memories to disclude your eyes in the moonlight the scent of your hair left upon my pillow im no
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I had a bad night last night,,,i found out that true friends arent really true friends they stab you in the back....why do people treat people like that (sighs) all i want to be is a good friend to people and i get shit upon...ty all for listening and enjoy your weekend sandy
What Happened???
In 1981 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan becomes president of the US Minutes after Ronald Reagan becomes president, Iran releases 52 American hostages that had been held captive for 444 days President Reagan is shot in the chest by would be assassin John Hinkley Space shuttle Columbia, the world's first reusable spacecraft, is sent into space A suspended walkway in the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel collapses, killing 113 A female former lover files a "palimony" suit against tennis star Billie Jean King President Reagan appoints Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on the Supreme Court The Pac-Man video game is introduced in the US Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Kelly Rowland, Anna Kournikova, and Britney Spears are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XV New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Raiders of the Lost Ark is the top grossing film "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes spends the most tim
Anger Management
You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f *** ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad d
What Is A Juggalo
(repost of original by 'InKsLiNgInLETTE~*~**tat2gothgirl **~*~JuGgaLo MaFiA!**~~FaMiLy4LiFe!' on '2007-09-28 21:32:57') (repost of original by 'THE JUGGLA (colt45jw)' on '2007-09-29 06:01:36') (repost of original by 'NessaLette' on '2007-09-29 07:50:34') (repost of original by 'Tru Wikid Klown' on '2007-09-29 07:58:51') (repost of original by '~DJ FU TWIZTID JUGGALETE ~ G/ F TO 'Sin The Fallen One~' on '2007-09-29 11:07:32') (repost of original by '-(`)- Jennifer -(`)- ~Born Juggalette~THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY!!~' on '2007-09-29 13:04:40')
Vip Giveaway
if you would like a VIP, let me know and i'll rip the pic you choose from your profile, im doing a contest for most popular, its pretty simple, comments will be worth 1 point, and ratings with be worth 5 points, anyone is welcome to enter, the contest will last just one week so people can get on with their lives in a timely manner lol.... 1st place will recieve a one month VIP and a blast, second place will recieve a blast, and 3rd place will recieve a ticker, you will have a blast, hope to see ya there. nocheating will be tolerated, so dont bother using and illegal programs, i'll be watching close. contest will run from tuesday Oct 2nd at 5am until monday Oct 8th GOOD LUCK, PLAY NICE, and get in contact with me NOW.... LOL
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Pennsylvania "dutch" (german) Riddles
PA "Dutch" (German) Riddles (These people are called the plain and fancy people. They live their lives without electricity, cars, or modern dress. They are very religious, and can be seen on the backroads of eastern Pennsylvania every Sunday in their horse drawn carriages to and from church.) Was is glenner as en Loch? (What is smaller than a hole?) Der zaoppe wa neigeht. (The stopper or plug that fills it.) Ferwas duhne die Sei greische? (Why do pigs squeal?) Weil sie net peife kenne. (Because they cant whistle.) Ferwas is der aerscht Mann uff de Leeder gegraddelt? (Why did the first man climb up a ladder?) Fer in de Heh kumme. (To get on top of something.) Was is nix we Kopp un Schwanz? (What is nothing but head and tail?) En Naggel. (a nail) Mer dutts net kocha, mer yaust ken Peffer un Salz, ken Zucker un Schmalz un es schmackt ennihau gut? (One does not cook it, one does not add pepper or salt, sugar or lard, and still it tates good?) En Boss. (a kiss) Es
The 4 Aliens!!
there were 4 aliens that went to earth. they separated and went to tour around earth. even if they dunno english. the first alien went to a music class. students: do re MI! so the first alien learnt the word "MI!" the second alien went to a pie shop and stole a pie from a kid. kid: she stole my pie! so the second alien learnt the phrase"she stole my pie". the third alien went to a restaurant. and heard a woman say: woman: fork and knife! so the third alien learnt the pharse" fork and knife!" the last alien went to a football match. when the soccer player shoot a goal,he cheered! soccer player: yes! so the last alien learnt to cheer "yes!" then they all came back to the park and saw a dead woman. the police stopped and asked them some questions police:who killed her? alien1:MI! police:why did u kill her? alien2:she stole my pie! police:how did u kill her? alien
The Cure For Stuttering!!
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, 'How have things been going?' The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy, I.....w...a...s......a...l...m...o...s..t..m...a...r...r...i...e..d' The first guy says in amazement, 'Hey, you've lost your stutter!' The reply comes, Y..e..s, .I....w..e..n..t.....t..o.....a.....d..o..c..t.o..r......a..n..d. . he...... t..o..l..d..... m..e.... t..h..a..t..... i..f..... I...... s..p..e...a..k..... s..l..o..w.l..y...... I .... w..o..u..l..d..... n..o..t.... s..t..u...t..t..e..r.' The friend congratulates him and then asks about how he was almost married. 'W..e..l..l,..... m..y..... f..i..a..n..c..e..e....a..n..d........ I...... w..e...r..e..... s..i.t..t..i..n..g.... o..n.....h..e..r....... p..o..r..c..h... a..n...d.... t..h..e...d..o..g... w..a..s.. s...c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n....g...... h..i..s....b..a..c..k....s.o..... I..... t..o..l..d.... h.e..r......t..
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(repost of original by 'HORNY???JUGGALO!TWIZTIDMONKEYS(hubby)JUGGALO MAFIA!!!!!(DON-MeGa)' on '2007-09-28 17:05:32') (repost of original by 'HOUSTON JUGGALO' on '2007-09-29 14:53:23')
The Kiss
The Kiss..... She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her unborn babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. And people think animals are dumb............
Dog Tags- Please Pass On
I am back to makeing dog tags. If you would like one please send me your info in a private message to the link below. In you private message I need you to include the color you would like your dogtags to be(jungle,desert,snow,pink,purple, or blue),the name you want on them(up to 16 letters depending on spaces),your cherrytap id number, and your blood type if you would like for it to be on there. To see an example of what they look like check out my things made by me folder. If you are reading this could you please repost it for me when you are done. Thanks. MISSBITCH~~~mommy of 2~~~member of the Wolf Pack Family @ fubar
Im So Tiired
i`m walking around wit a smile on my face... but deep inside its all nothing but hurt and pain.. anger and confusion because nothing seems to gO my way... tears of anger..confusion..emptiness.. the one person that truely showed me love.. left me for sOmeone he made an awful mistake with. the other people i gave my heart to...played me and used me lyke a toy.. the people that i shared my most deepest thoughts..backstabbed me.. but still i try to stand strong..don't let shit bother me. i walk around smiling and carrying on. but inside..i can't help but to cry.. everything isn't right. my feelings are so out of wack.. all i want is true love.. of my own.. i just want one person to prOve.. that they aren't all the same.. and someone that is there for me. and not to break my heart. i want something to call my own... not who had that persOn befOre.. sO tiired of being hurt.. so tired of being led on... im jusz tired..
Cd Baby Http://cdbaby.com/
CD Baby: homesearchnew musictop sellersstylessaleaccountcart Sounds Like... Every album at CD Baby has three famous artists listed as sounds like. We do this to help you find great new music similar to something you already love. Here are the most popular choices, for each CD Baby genre. Scroll down, find an artist you love, then click to find artists you will. Avant Garde Frank Zappa (51) Brian Eno (49) Tom Waits (32) John Zorn (29) John Cage (28) Keith Jarrett (26) Tangerine Dream (23) Pink Floyd (23) Steve Reich (23) Radiohead (22) Bjrk (19) King Crimson (17) Sun Ra (17) Cecil Taylor (16) Bob Dylan (15) The Beatles (15) Laurie Anderson (14) The Captain (13) Leonard Cohen (13) Miles Davis (13) Kate Bush (12) Nurse With Wound (12) Fred Frith (12) Boards of Canada (12) Sigur Rs (11) John Coltrane (10) John Williams (10) Michael Hedges (10) Autechre (10) Jimi Hendrix (10) Beck (10) Derek Bailey (9) Aphex Twin (9) Sonic Youth (9) Tori Amos (
Bad Car Day!!! Too Damn Funny!!
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. ''What are you going to do with the prize money?'' the officer asked. The man responded, ''I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license.'' At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, ''Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.'' This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, ''I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car.'' At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked ''Are we over the border yet?''
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For September 29,2007 You are definitely thinking long-term right now, so see if you can communicate your interest in permanence with your sweetheart or that one slippery client. You will surprise yourself with your persuasiveness.
New Topic
I will be posting most of my blogs in Randomness.. But On days like today.. when I feel like I have been ran over by a truck and that no one loves me. I will post here. It was just a shitty day at work.. I am being held accountable for things that 2 different shifts do and it is soo frustrating. I have to be able do my own work sometimes.. There is a new stocking program implemented that pretty much doubles my work every day and I am trying to figure out how I can do that. I log on here... and no one says Hi.. :( I know.. cry me a river... :P
Weak Hearted, Dont Read
Read this part first!!! Weak Hearted, dont scroll down An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep on his farm. After a few weeks of sheep disappearing, the farmer decided to put up an electric fence. This is what he found : Now scroll down...! ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** **************************************************
Thats Whats Up
hey yall whats up hows yall doing well i got this new guestbook i would like if yall sign it i just wanna see how many people veiw my page and thats the eziest way to see and to stay in touch well b ez and keep in touch !!!!
Bully Dj Buuba
Dj Cash Live in the Ace Cafe Rockin out and Gettin Wild. So come on in and Party!!
Thoughts Of A Crazy Man
So when i get pissed off i write you dont like it then dont fucking read it easy enough? Anyways certain fucking people piss me off, and why do i let them push my buttons? Well its not that i let them, its just that they know where they are and take FULL ADVANTAGE of that shit, really pisses me off but more at myself for letting them have that control and power over me. I used to be a really nice guy, but the more i deal with this bullshit the more i just wanna say FUCK YOU to each and every fucking person in this world. I do have some good friends here and they know who they are and this is in no way directed at them. All i have to say love is a fucked up thing and as much as you try not to love someone it makes it that much more powerfull and totally makes you do things that are against your will and things you know better then to do. I am really over her in a sense but at the same time i still feel enough where her words can sting me. Right now i am in a fucked up mood and sorr
Rules Of A 3-some 4 U Guys
Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing. Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes that typically prevent you from getting the most out of your threesome. There are various types of threesomes that you can enjoy, but I'm betting that you're hoping for the type with two women, one of whom is likely your bisexual or bi-curious girlfriend or wife. These are the basics on how to handle such a delectable threesome. Rule 1: Establish the rules You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority. Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and w
Only 8,900 Points To Go What Do You Say? Wanna Help Me Be A Fuberlord????
I wanna thank you all so much. I am 8,900 points away from Fuberlord. Thanks for all the new friends for fanning me and adding me. If you guys wanna rate my pics. I ask you to rate my boys. They are my world. I thank you all and wish you a great afternoon. I am cleaning up the kitchen. When I am done I have to clean up my room and take a shower. I will return the love I receive. Thank you all one again. Love you all!!!
Question To You All.
I'm wondering if love is really worth it? I mean, seriously, how many times can your heart be broken before you give up? Faced with the situation, i am wondering if i should still continue to go on letting myself get in the situation or should i just completely give up altogether.....i dunno...opinions?
Rammstein - Engel
Take The Time To Read This!
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent.and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too
My Fubar
WHO IS THE ONE FUCKING UP MY SHIT CUZ NOW I CAN'T DO ANYTHING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Rammstein - Du Hast
Living With Smeagol
->Psychowolf...: if smeagol puts on a cowboy hats and sings you country music, will you gives him the precious? ->Psychowolf...: Smeagol does not like dogs asses, only Hobbitses...are you a hobbitses? ->Psychowolf...: Cold be heart and hand and bone. Cold be travelers far from home livinghapp...: GO SUCK YOUR DOGS ASS ->Psychowolf...: So bright... so beautiful... our precious. livinghapp...: OK STICK YOUR MOUTH ON MY 357 OH YEAH ->Psychowolf...: I WILL SUCKS it from you!....SMEAGOL will have the precious! ->Psychowolf...: He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it . livinghapp...: HERE SUCK ON MY 357 ->Psychowolf...: We're not *in* decent places...is the deals accepted? livinghapp...: YOU'RE WEIRD ->Psychowolf...: It's the only way. Go in, or go back. ->Psychowolf...: Smeagol will gives the master head, if he gives him the precious livinghapp...: WHAT??? ->P
Some One Hurting For An Answer And Think Im In Tears Cause
he was hurting ;in mums bashing him showing no love , and i seemed to reach out to those when God tells me too . Yes he got his answer and was happy i helped him ; hugs and good luck hun. see we need to show more love to all not hate. not hate .
Emreaydın - Afili Yalnızlık (turkish Alternative)
Bike Hoe's.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!
1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits will get you selected first for a bike ride. 8.S
Itakes All To Make A World >> Read
we all share this planet and we all need to show love; Jesus said love them as I have loved you . So whay , what do others get from hate?, But a bad experience and a untolorable world filled with more hate ; And destruction and bitterrness. We all live on this planet and we all have to die on this planet; And we all share the same air too. Stop !!Think the hate is gona bring a war that no one wants, all that much sooner beleive what I say; beleive what God says The end will come ; cause man doesnt want to serve ; one Lord and God . And creater of all out of love and faith in Christ to eternal salvation and greatest love he; Jesus Christ had for all. hugs dana
Wot Do U Think
...a smile leads to a laugh --X. ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Get I Here Now Please !!!
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Update For My Friends And Family
This is just an update to my family and friends.......My computer is not working do to some conflict when I tried to install my digital camera on it....So I wantd all my friends to know for the next few days I am using my brothers slower p.c......I am having it taken in on MOnday and I should have it back sometime this week....I just wanted to say please bare with me, and I will come by your pages soon, and show the FUBAR love........Thankyou all for your love, patience and support. hugggzzz & smiles, Leah
I Miss You So
Miss you I miss you so much And you've barely been gone I miss your laughter Your stories, your songs So many staring contests Id often opposed But now those eyes Are forever closed There must be a god And a heaven as well And the reason I know Is because you're my angel You don't believe in miracles But I know they are true I have proof of this... The miracle was you You started to fade away And we all know the rest It hurts but it proves God only takes the best
No Mercy
Burn my heart, let it bleed cold, Let my tears fall and kiss my flesh, Never sleep, tortured by you, Smile for death, laugh from pain, Red stains, my relief from this world, Waste my sad existance away, Erase it like words on paper, Drown my thoughts in death until they scream for mercy, Incinerate my world, let it burn forever.
My Death
Wounded, broken, helpless, torn, I lie suffering by my love. Her spirit departed not long ago And mine is not far behind-- I can feel Death pulling at my soul. One last thrust of my knife I close my eyes-- There's no use living anymore.
Beauty Moly
Beauty Jennifer
Sad Girl
Sad little girl, sitting alone, grim and gloomy No friends at all. She never speaks, she never smiles, the world, it seems weighs on her heart. She lives next door, goes to your school, quiet and shy, she never plays. You watch, hold back, you wish you could sit down with her, become her friend. All the others tease her to tears and your heart stirs; you chase them off. She stares, surprised, silent and still; you sit with her and dry her tears. 'Please, be my friend.' You offer her. She thinks a while, nods and hugs you. A little girl, so sad no more, just takes your hand and smiles at you.
- Stabbing Westward - Torn Apart
A Day With The Kids And Other Things.
Both last weekend and this, I took one of my kids with grocery shopping. While both kids helped in their own way, I think it was interesting in how each approached the task. A. (my son) actually was into finding the food and getting a good price, while N. (my youngest daughter) was more into socializing and doing as little work as possible. My wife finally heard back about the customer service job she applied for. Basically, she didn't get the job. While she was disappointed, she was more upset that it took her calling them to get an answer in a timely matter. I totally agree that a business should give you some kind of response in a timely matter after you apply and/or interview for a position. My two youngest kids' school is now sells Christmas-themed stuff so to raise money for things it needs. Well the stuff itself is pretty useless and overpriced. And the kids were hyped up over selling 150 items so they can get a Nintendo Wii at first. I will be buying a food slicer for my
Here Are The Official Rules
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better: This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call thi
Shame (stabbing Westward)
Her Life
I know a girl Who writes her poems. She writes for a guy, She writes to show him That she loves him With all that she is And the times they spent together Is something she misses. From her heart Her poems are written. Written for him and only him. She doesn't think she has what he wants In her eyes perfection lies in him. She'll do anything she can To bring happiness to this man. She'll go as far as to die 'Cause in her mind is the lie That says he wants her dead. She'll do it for him but He wants her to live instead. Her life is still precious As it always was Before she lost all hope. It will always be this precious To more than one person. Although she's loved and lost Her life must still go on.
Soft Kissing In The Butty
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Hope For America Conference And Ron Paul Rally--tempe, Az
Hope for America Conference and Ron Paul Rally--Tempe, AZ ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Aaron Russo's America: Freedom To Fascism Date: 29 Sep 2007, 16:00 Restore the Republic Presents an RTR Media Event:Hope for America Conference and Ron Paul Rally-Tempe, AZDecember 8th, 2007Celebrate the Ron Paul Revolution with some of today's most dynamic speakers and learn more about the knowledge, techniques and technologies that are empowering Americans to take back their country!Featuring Presentations by:Dr. Katherine Albrecht---RFIDSamuel Anthony Ettaro---Digital Media BasicsAlan Korwin---1st and 2nd AmendmentErnest Hancock---Ron Paul RevolutionJoan Veon---Citizen JournalismGeorge Shepherd---Effective Web Marketing
50 Questions
1. Are you into anyone? yes 2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? well, duh 3. Who was the last friend in your room? ummmmmmmmmmm 4. Miss someone? yep 5. How's your ex doing? Do you care? no don't care 6. Is there someone you want to fight? nah 7. What shirt were you wearing when your last kiss took place? ummmmmm.....none 8. Song playing? none 9. What are you doing tomorrow? church...it's sunday 10. Do you know what sodomy is? Yep.....and it's illegal in mississippi 11. What's annoying you right now? i'm broke 12. Do you want to go back to high school? F**K NO!!!!! 14. What are you doing tonight? sitting home alone again 15. Who did you ride in a car with last? my son 16. Are you tired? a little.... 17. Who will you be with today/tonight? my son 8. What does your last text message in your in box say? so are you gonna call me when you get time 19. What color is the shirt you are wearing? orange 20. What
11 Timothy 2 ; 8 -- 16
remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of david was raised from the dead ; acording to my gospel; 9 ;who ever i suffer trouble as an evil doer even unto bond; , but the word of God is not bound 10 ; therefore i endure all things for the elects sake. that they may also obtain the salvation which is in Jesus Christ, with eternal glory;, 11 ;It is a faithful saying, for if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him. 12 ;if we suffer we shall also reign with him..if we deny him he will also deny us. 13 ;if we beleive not ; yet he abideth in faith;he can not deny himself. 14 ;of these things put them in rememberance,charging them before the Lord.that they strive not, about words to no profit,but to the subverting of the hearers. 15 ; study to shew thyself approved, unto God a workman, that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly deviding the word of truth. 16 ; but shun provane and babblings, they will increase unto more ungodliness. Amen!!!
These Are Up To Be Worked On When You All Can Drop A Few Comments
Until we get the rules up and get the ID cards ready. Here are some giveaways going on that you all can pitch in and get a little practice in for the next contest. Just no blank comments. Always put something even if is a number. Get in this habit as many of the contests require no blank comments and if you happen to do one you could be the cause of the person we are bombing being disqualified. Just click on the pics and start comment bombing. If you use the tags that Les has put up in pics will call attention to our Bombing squad and maybe get us more members. Tracy 27,000 comments gets her a month VIP and a 7 day Blast Tali 15,000 comments gets her a month VIP WaterLily 40,000 comments gets her the million dollar mansion.........1 RATE = 5 COMMENTS Tali 23,000 comments gets her a yacht.......1RATE = 5 COMMENTS
Bring It!
I don't know if it's the medications for viral bronchitis talking, but I am READY TO GO! For weeks, this sense of impending change has been lingering in the air, sifting through my footsteps like a misty fog in a horror flick. Shading everyday occurences in a surreal haze, making me question the actuality of my surroundings. A change is coming....I feel it, seeping into my pores, filling up my being until I have no choice but to move forward on its energy, letting it propel me into the unkown. A new job, relationship, living arrangement? What is coming? I don't know, and frankly, I don't care. I am ready to embrace it like a long lost lover, make it a part of me and cherish the difference it makes in my life. I'm ready for it.....wanting it, even desiring it..... All of my fear of the unkown has diminished, leaving me breathless with anticipation that I can make my life what I want it to be. I have the power, the drive, and the strength to see myself through it.
Smoking And Kissing
Crazy Kiss By Lucy
Kelly The Ghost Pavlik Youngstown's Finest 31-0 (28 Ko's)
Full Fight Record Kelly Pavlik 31-0 (28 KOs) Ranked WBC #1, The Ring #3, WBA #3, WBO #4, IBF #8 at 160 pounds WBC mandatory challenger, 160 pounds... NABF middleweight champion, two successful defenses 1999 U.S. National Under-19 amateur champion, 147 pounds 1998 National Jr. Golden Gloves amateur champion, 147 pounds 1998 National Jr. PAL amateur champion, 147 pounds At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is just starting to come into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Rings world champion Jermain Taylors title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensa
Hot Hair In Hot Kisses (ju & Meg)
Hacker Alert! Repost Please!
HACKER ALERT! REPOST PLEASE!
Mel And Mar Kissing
Hey Everyone
Just so yall know I may be slow at gettin back at ya. I am new to this site. Bare wit me aight!
Yeah Im A Tard, What Can I Say???
ok so yeah i dont come to the fubar a lot and i rarely check my little updatey thingy so i dont really notice the ratings, comments and such... for those that rated and commented and what not THANKS A MILLION and the next time im on ill start repaying the favors... RAWR BITCHES...
Turkish Belly Dance - Elin
Ok guys keep the drooling to a minimum...lol
My Wish List
I was thinking of something special to write for my 100th blog, and what better than to celebrate the accomplishments of john goddard, a world famous adventurer and motivational speaker. He is an astounding personality I would say, having a list of his own from the age of 15 and have been accomplishing each and everyone of his goals ever since. Here is a website of his list and personal stories and what nots... http://johngoddard.info/life_list.htm Truly inspirational I would say. So...my way of celebrating this person is through writing a list of goals of my own and God willing achieve each and every one of them. Truth is the reason behind this list is that I've my own fair share of trials, and I just plainly need to do this... so here goes... 1. Go to Disneyworld Florida and go on all the rides. 2. Get married and have 2-3 kids 3. Have a hawaiian theme wedding 4. Visit the Middle East (haven't figured out where yet) 5. Do my Masters Degree 6. Visit my fri
Friends Kissing
Poem From A Friend....
This is a poem a good friend of mine sent me. His name is Midnight Rider, check him out, he's da greatest!!! Midnight Rider@ fubar The Oral Caress Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel y
16 Sections
SECTION 1 - YOU... + Known as: Denise...my friends call me De + Birthday: May 6 + Eye color: hazel...but change colors + Hair Color: auburn...today!!! LOL SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER... + Fallen off the bed?: Yes + Had your heart broken?: Yes + Had a dream come true?: Yes SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY... + Wearing: t-shirt and jama pants + Listening to: nascar + What should you really be doing?: cleaning house SECTION 4 - DO YOU... + Have any piercings: My ears and belly button + Have any tattoos: 3 + Drive: Yes...but badly according to my son SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU... + Hugged: judy + IMed: matt + Talked with on the phone: matt + Text: matt + Kissed: my son + Said I love you to: judy's mom SECTION 6 - PERSONAL... + What do you want to be when you grow up?: do i have to grow up + What comes first in your life?: God + What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: damn it's late SECTION 7- FAVORITES... + Movies: Pretty Woman + Food: anything
Tomorrow
Held softly in your arms, I frown as I hear voices approach us. Hugging you tighter; Not wanting to let go. 'Tomorrow.' You promise. 'Tomorrow will be the day.' But tomorrow is so far away! So long to be apart from you. I sit in the dark And stare out of my window. Wishing you were here; Pining and hoping. 'Tomorrow.' 'Tomorrow.'
Support Burma's Revolution
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: WeAreChangeFL.org Date: 29 Sep 2007, 12:53 From: DahuiHeeNalu {Ron Paul 2008 Warrior!}Date: Sep 29, 2007 8:41 AM2007 Burmese Anti Government Protests on WikipediaFriends on MyspaceBurma's Saffron RevolutionFree BurmaSupport Buddhist Saffron Revolution 4Burma ~GatsbyCampaign UK for Burmafree burmaSupport Burma Border Refugeesplz repost and show your support
Girl Up-load
Baseball Is Better Than Men
1. No matter what, every single night between April and October, its always on AS SCHEDULED at 1:05, 3:55 on Saturdays, 7:05 or 10:05 for a West Coast game. Baseball is always on when it says its on, and there's always LEGIT excuses for it not being on, IE rain. And even then, the games are made up. Baseball is "never too busy for you." 2. Every single date with baseball is always entertaining. Whether it's human batting target Kevin Youkilis getting beaned for the 7 billionth time, Clemens and Schilling engaging in a battle of the AARP members or Scott Proctor setting his jock strap on fire, something interesting always happens before, during, or after a baseball game. Even watching Baltimore getting blown out 105 to 3 during a meaningless game is more entertaining than about 99 percent of dates I've been on. 3. Even when your team goes down in a brutal extra innings game, you know that they tried their hardest and that no matter the horrific outcome of Aaron fucking Boone belti
It's The Soldier. . .
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
Turkish - Hulya Avsar - Sevdim
What Would You Do.....
1) The President of the United States called you: hang up 2) You won the lottery: buy my son a car 3) You got invited to be on a reality TV show: pack quickly 4) You caught a friend stealing from you: then they wouldn't be a friend would they? 5) You witnessed a murder: FREAK OUT!!! 6) A random stranger offered you candy: tell them no thank you 7) Fubar closed: freak the fuck out!!!! 8) A genie granted you one wish: let my son have a wonderfully happy life 9) You lost your favorite possession: cry 10) You found 10 dollars on the ground: pick it up...duh 11) Your date throws up on you yuck 12) Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: be pissed at first...but it'll grow back. 13) Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: omg...julia roberts is coming to see me?!?!?! 14) You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call my son
The American Soldier
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father`s; but he has never collected unemployment either. He`s a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155 mm howizzitor. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rif
Grup Hepsi : Kalpsizsin (turkish)
Update On My Nipples Lmao
so i got them done eariler today and holy shit! was that painful but they look so hot i cant wait till they heal!!
Won't Be On As Much
I have pretty much moved out of my house and I am leaving my wife. Therefore, I will not be online as often as I was. I will still try to check in as often as possible. I hope all of my real friends on here will still be here. LUV YOU ALL and there is one in particular that I LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY!! She knows who she is. Till next time... jokerLUVSboobs
Mahiya Ve By Atif Aslam, Feat. Koena Mitra & Celina Jaitley
Anna Love Pink Too
63 More Questions
1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced? yes 2. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? yes 3. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? i hate showers...take baths 4. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? OMG...no 5. Have you had more than 20 boyfriends/girlfriends? i have 6. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower? i don't take showers 7. What color is your shower curtain? no curtain...door 8. Have you ever had stitches? Yes actually....above my right eye 9. How long ago did you hug someone? today 10. Did you believe that girls/boys had cooties? i still do :) 11.Do you know how to use chop sticks? a little bit...not very good at it though 12. Can you finish the phrase, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS. 13. Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS? I know they do!!! 14. Have you ever given money to a homeless person
Life During My Absence
There have been a lot of changes in my life lately. My computer had to go to the doctor this past week. Before that it was just a strange time. My life came to a halt as I knew it. The people I thought were my friends and would always be by my side have left me. Found out there are things more important to some people than trust and honesty, like bikes and clubs. I have the beginnings of a lot of new frinds. I just have to step outside of my comfort zone and make it happen. This month, well October, is going to be a time of change and growth. Hope all will be blessed in your lives. You can have new years resolutions at any time, not just Dec. 31st. Love and laughter to all

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