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Reason Of Mind And Wisdom Of Heart
"It takes the reason of the mind and wisdom of the heart to create peace and understanding. The interactive learning around the 'green blanket' engages both the minds and hearts of the children." - Mary Gordon, Founder/President, Roots of Empathy

Levels
Making licenses for people at different levels if interested just let me know.Be glad to make you one! wizard license levels 1-5 dwarf 6-10 ranger 11-15 knight or lady 16-20 prince or princess 21-25 king or queen

Part 5........
Learn how to turbo-charge your life and get what you want. You can purposefully use you feelings to transmit an even more powerful frequency by adding FEELINGS to what you want. If you're not feeling as good as you'd like to, focus on feelings and purposefully lift them. Focus intensely on your feelings. Close you'r eyes, smile- think awsome thoughts for 5 mins. It's so important that you feel good. Good is what goes out into the Universe and good attracts itself unto you. Really think good thoughts in your mind, block everything out- Guarantee you'll feel better. Think of anything that makes you feel good. Things tht change your feelings in an instant. Fav movies, music, funny things.

I'm Gonna Wash You Away
Have you ever, literally, opened an old wound...? Kinda weird. Flame melted flesh smells weird, or is it the hair going up before the flesh? Don't tell me I'm wrong. Only I know what goes on in my head, after all I'm still crazy. Scar tissue to follow. The trick after a hot metal impact flash burn is to stretch the skin to minimize the scar and maximize the amount of skin that turns deep purple in winter. HAHA. No, I'm serious. Smoke break 2:54AM... Actually didn't get to smoke, went to grab another beer and someone in the other room had a fairly large image of a vagina on the monitor so I took a side trip to help him track down and dispose of the porn. *Twas what he claimed he was doing when I walked into the kitchen so...* lol Swtiched from BudLight to Killians, ewwww Arm slightly warm. Need to update my main profile pic, that long poney tail has been gone for two years now...

Swallow A Few Pills To Live....
I have neglected my medication. I have not taken not one pill sense I have returned home. I only took my medicine twice this month, and those two were while I was in PA. Joel asked me to, so I did. I am a disaster. I am over run with anxiety. I am over ran with emotions that are as uncontrollable as a wild horse. Tears and myself are no stranger. If I am not laying in bed crying. I am sitting alone crying. My decisions in life have gone astray. And I am doing my best to get all of this out. If I had to name one emotion that I am over come by. It would be failure. or perhaps despair. the best way to describe it would be a mix of the two. My brain doesn't function well with out the chemicals that the pills produce. and yet, I don't care enough about myself to even give myself sanity. Some how I feel that I deserve every agonizing moment in my head. Positive thoughts are foreign to me. I like to pretend that I can be positive. Put on a show as I have done for years. I'm not happy

Loneliness Has Its Return
Loneliness Has Its Return by BlueWolf © I thought it was a start But I guess it never begin I sometimes wonder if it’s my fault Then why should it matter, when it’s the end? But could this really be the end I tried so hard Was that not enough for a beginning? I guess not, I should have known from the start I thought you were the one But I guess you think we’re not ready How could I have not seen such rejection When I saw you trying to avoid me? I guess I was wrong My head was filled with dreams If I would have not been so sprung I would have seen that we’re best off friends Since I’m not going to be able to hold you And I have to move on But what can I possibly do With my months of liking you is gone? How could I think I’m good enough for you? I was for sure I could keep you warm I got too excited thinking of being with you And forgot that, Loneliness Has It’s Return......

Hey,hey!
HEY YALL, HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU GUYS IN AWHILE,I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE FOR REASONS OUT OF MY CONTROL,BUT WILL RETURN SOON.FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN KEEPIN IN TOUCH,I APPRECIATE IT.IF YOU WANNA GET IN TOUCH WITH ME EITHER BUSINESS AND/OR PERSONAL,LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE ON MY SNAPINE.TO GET A FASTER RESPONSE,MY BUSINESS VOICEMAIL,916-912-4484.TALK TO YOU SOON! *MUAH*

Why????????
Would somebody please tell me why the things you want in life are so hard to get no matter wat you do there's a door in your way. My head is numb and my heart is weak I feel the hurt burning through my veins, my whole body shakes my hands aren't still, I can barely see around me my vision blurred with tears your face ur voice just won't leave my head no matter how much you hurt me, no matter how much i try to forget you and say goodbye I can't my heart won't let me. So wtf do I do i wanna fight more then ever.......i'm tired and it hurts I wanna hold you but I can't, i wanna kiss you but i can't and why.....I would never hurt you I just wish I could have been trusted to show that..on the side lines i will wait because my heart just won't let go and i'm sick of fightin myself and my feelings i only hurt myself more.....my feelings lie deep with in my heart hoping one day I can tell you and not be afraid to completely lose you.......one day i'll understand why I couldn't have you.....

9-23-07 One Year Ago A Special Friend Passed Away.
I just want everyone to no that 2day is a 1 year memorial since my former employer/good friend passed away. His name was Gerald "Wayne" Welch. I worked as his P.A For over a year during a termenal illness he had, He was a very kind hearted man and I would like a moment of silence 2 day for him. He will trully be missed by many family and friends... REST IN PEACE WAYNE.... WE MISS YOU! LOVE, Sara

My Fellow Hypocrites
The ruling of all class Coexists with the Corruption hiding beneath The supposed, good intentions Put forth into the public eye Swaying the fools Over to the side Where deceit is enthroned. Truth is scarce Along with the Universal belief system Everyone speaks of Yet chooses not to acknowledge. "My children of chaos Look not, to the clear picture For it will turn you All against me in the end". In the land of the free And home of the cowardly Taking refuge behind An undeserved title. The diverse, charitable outreach Becomes the new status symbol. By appearing to lend a helping hand Brings in an ongoing budget. Blood money brings in the delights Into the comforts Of all village idiots. As the drought of realism Melts through the mirage Presented by the Despicable figure not fit To qualify for yet run the country. Ordained by an imaginary God The figure needs an excuse To drill the country lifeless. In doing so, by Bathing in the b

'nam
When i got home from 'nam people were indifferent to me, and i wondered why i spent all that time dodging charley's bullets to come home to a bunch of fucken commies right here in america. these fucken rock music hippy wannabe's made me sick. 'nam was hell. they were in the trees.

Destruction Conjunction
I've got another confession to make...and you'd be amazed at the secrets I keep. :-D I'm getting quite antisocial as I age. I keep running into old friends and potential new friends everywhere I go these days, but I just glare at them menacingly and ignore their friendly hellos. I spent an hour in Walmart and ignored three people and two associates. People just seem to get in my way. Reality bites the big one. :-) I'm halfway through the "8 films to Die For" - Nice horror movie collection. Some of them are lacking in plot and overcompensate in random flashes of skin, but the rest are impressive. I am also prequalified for 1 survey! Awesome My mother goes in for surgery on the 1st of October, haven't spoken to her in 6 weeks. My sister is on antidepress meds, no idea where she lives at. My youngest brother still lives at home and spends so much time online that he doesn't know what our parents are up to. My other brother moved to Louisville with his girlfriend some months

Rise From The Shadows Of Darkness
From the shadow we rise. Into the darkness we fade. All but regret waits for those who sit still. Cast aside your doubts and step away from that which binds you. Free yourself to live life. Try you must and if you fail, you tried. That is all we can do!

I'm Bi...
MY HUSBAND AND I ARE LOOING FOR A BI FEMALE TO HAVE A THREEWAY RELATIONSHIP WITH...IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED AND YOU LIVE IN TEXAS...THEN FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A LINE...WE WILL SEE WHERE THINGS GO FROM THERE... -LILITH DRACONIS

Why Me !?!?!?
what the hell is it just me or is it just fucked up that every where you go you need to wait to do something , wait for money ,wait for time ,parts it doesn't matter every god dam thing is just out of reach so you must fuckin wait GOD DAM IT I HATE FUCKIN WAITING Love DJ Verax

2pac-ballad Of A Dead Soulja
Yeah.. ballad of a dead soldier This is the ballad of a dead soldier This is the ballad of a dead soldier Come play the ballad of a dead soldier.. [2Pac] The plan, to take command of the whole family Though underhanded, to be the man it was planned All my road dawgs, official mob niggaz love to act up The first to bomb we rob niggaz I can be, lost in my own mind To be the boss only thought's grip on chrome nines Niggaz get tossed up, war scars, battlefield memories Swore I saw the devil in my empty glass of Hennesey Talkin to a nigga on a tight leash Screamin "Fuck the police," as I ride through the night streets Lil' child runnin wild, toward his danger What's the cause don't be alarmed death to all strangers Maybe I'm a madman A pistol grabbin nigga unleash the Sandman Promisin merciless retaliation, nothin is colder Close your eyes, hear the ballad of a dead soldier [Chorus: singing + 2Pac] Thug for Life I will be.. (this is the ballad of a dead soldier)

Angel Of Guidance
You scored as Angel of Guidance, You were the Angel of Guidance! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and be a human, you used to guide people in the right direction when they faced a problem or a seemingly hopeless situation. You looked out for humans using the stars as your eyes during the night when it was dark. Even today as a human, your friends and family often ask you for advice and always trust you because you know what is right and lead everyone in the right direction. Angel of Guidance79% Guardian Angel61% Angel of Prayer50% Angel of Hope50% Angel of Good Fortune46% Angel of Death14% What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

The Best Word
The most powerful word? Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sound

Ahh We All Love Billy Connolly
BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something m

R&r (rest And Recovery)
This Friday and Saturday was very eventful for me, to say the least. I am still reeling from it all. My friend Juanita (Nee) came and picked me up from my house Friday afternoon for her Birthday party evening. I was unaware of the plans. All I knew was...we were Goin' Out!. She came and rolled into my driveway and it was off and Crackin' (We exchanged belated birthday gifts)...and onward, to Stockton, CA. We have a "Dezo" she said and I gave a Heart felt "Woot!!" As I raised the roof with my hands. (FYI Dezo: is our slang for a Designated Driver). We made a pit stop at Jack in the Box to put something in our tummies. I got a 3 piece Eggroll with BBQ sauce and she is on the ever Gay "Southbeach Diet" so she got grilled chicken strips. Fast forward 8pm, we were rollin' deep into our first stop "Barneys". A local bar with a nice lil atmosphere but no dance space. It was Me, Nee, Em (her niece who is 22 years old), Suzi (A gorgeous Mexican broad with 5 kids but she don't look

Broken Heart
You and I were the greatest thing Laughter and smiles is what we would bring We would talk on the phone, until it was time for bed Even then I would see you, in my dreams, inside my head Every time I saw you, I would always smile You could see a glow in my eyes from miles and miles Man, I wish I was still holding onto you But you gotta girl now, so what can I do? Now when I see you, there's always a frown Won't you please turn that sad frown upside down? If you're not happy with this person, then just say goodbye Because seeing you depressed, brings tears to my eyes Today I approached you, but you didn't say a word I still have feelings for you, haven't you heard? I miss seeing you smile and laugh Won't you please remember the fun we had? Holding hands coming from lunch Wow! I miss you a whole bunch Just ask my family, you were all I talked about Now all I do is walk around the house and pout I love hearing your voice; it brings a smile to my fac

Chicken Taco Salad
This healthy salad is a Weight Watchers recipes, which means it's good for the diet and filling for the stomach. Ingredients 4 serving olive oil cooking spray (5 one-second sprays per serving) 8 medium corn tortilla(s), cut into 4 wedges each 1/2 tsp. table salt 4 C. romaine lettuce, shredded 1 lb. cooked, skinless chicken breast, shredded 1 C. tomatoes, diced 1/2 C. shredded reduced-fat Mexican cheese 1/2 C. fat-free sour cream 1/4 C. salsa 1/2 tsp. ground cumin, or Adobo seasoning 1/2 tsp. hot pepper sauce Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. Arrange tortillas on baking sheet; spray tortillas with cooking spray and sprinkle with salt. Bake until golden, about 10 minutes. Arrange tortillas in bottom and up sides of 4 salad bowls. Place 1/4 of lettuce, chicken, tomatoes and cheese in each bowl. In a small bowl, whisk together sour cream, salsa, cumin and pepper sauce. Drizzle about 3 Tbs. dressing over each salad.

The End
Well Its been a couple of days now. I have put up some sarcastic remarks in my status box. Like "had enough", I know there has been two or three other things. But it finally happened and in a lot of ways I feel better. But a long friendship has ended. Trying to be a nice guy, being the only person to actually be supportive of this person. Well, it finally came to an end. I don't feel any bitterness or anger. Maybe a little bit sad, but I have actually felt better. An a lot of that has to do with me standing up for myself. I don't feel the need to cuss someone out or be cussed at. How generous will I be after all of this I am not sure. I did learn a lot from all this though. Friends can be friends. But they can't be lovers because one party is going to be badly hurt at some point in time. Hind sight will always be 20/20. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. I have a lot of responsibilities with my daughter. I do finally understand if someone does not want

Rich Strawberry Tiramisu
Ingredients 3 C. fresh strawberries, washed, diced 1/4 C. granualted sugar or Splenda 2/3 C. whipping cream 8 oz. mascarpone cheese 3/4 C. powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1/3 C. honey 1 3-oz. pkg. ladyfingers 6 ramekins or custard cups Decorations and garnishes 1/3 C. whipping cream 1 tsp. vanilla extract 2 Tbs. granulated sugar or Splenda 1/4 C. strawberry ice cream topping powdered sugar whole strawberries, washed and dried Pirouline French Vanilla Pirouette Cookies or plain vanilla wafers Directions In a large bowl, coat berries in sugar and stir in the hot water. Let sit 10 minutes or until berries soften. In a separate bowl, with an electric mixer, whip cream until stiff peaks form; reserve. In another bowl, with a mixer set on medium speed, combine the mascarpone cheese, powdered sugar and vanilla. Add the cheese mixture to the berries and mix gently with a spoon. Fold in whipped cream Heat honey in a microwave-safe cup for 10-15 seconds until wa

No Pussy
A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anything to eat until he'd fed the animals.Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he feed the chooks, he kicked each one in the head. The it was off to the paddock to feed the cow.As she bent down to start on some fresh hay, he kicked in the head. He pour slops into a trough for the pigs and as they started eating, kicked them in the head. He then headed back to the kitchen and sat down.His mother was outraged. I saw what you did. Since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast and since you kicked the cow no milk. Also no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs. His father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. The boy looked up at Mum and said. Are you gonna tell him or should i??

Sugarless Fruitcake
No matter the dietary needs of your guests, everyone should be able to have a slice of fruitcake on Christmas. Using a sugar substitute, this spiced cake is still packed full of goodness. Ingredients 1 C. chopped golden raisins 1/2 tsp. salt 1 1/2 C. chopped walnuts 1 C. chopped cranberries 1 C. unsweetened crushed pineapple 1/4 C. grated lemon peel 1 C. flaked coconut 1/3 C. orange juice 8 g packets sugar substitute 1 tsp. ground mace 1 tsp. ground allspice 1 tsp. baking soda 1 1/2 C. all-purpose flour Directions Mix sugar substitute with orange juice. Pour over chopped cranberries. Soak 1 hour, mixing often. Mix raisins, nuts, coconut, lemon rind in flour until well coated. Add cranberries and orange juice mixture. Sprinkle baking soda over mixture, and mix. Mix in spices. Fold in crushed pineapple. Pour batter into a greased and floured 9 inch loaf pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 40 minutes. Cool.

Hippies...rejects...nerds...come My Way...we Need To Talk
Greetings one and all... And thanks for the read...The older I get...The wiser I feel..I dont feel sacraficing my 23 yr old youth for a 40 yr old intellegence is a even or better deal...Nor do I feel the need to combine the two either...I feel as young as I act and sometimes thats barely reaching 2nd grade level...Is there such a thing as reversal of intellectual mind set as one grows older?...I dont know but I sure do find playing games online and the competiveness of it appealing...Video gaming has come a long way since the big the yellow pie was eating dots and being chased by curtain drapes with eyes around the board only to turn blue for that kick ass bonus you got!...What was it again? 200pts for the first blue smurf you ate...then I think it went all the way up to 800pts....wow plz dont make me research this useless information...Cause now Im dying to know what the total value of all the blue ghosts in pac man is worth!...Wow!...has it come to this?...Is my life this pethetic

Crispy Chicken
This crunchy dish is very simple, heart-healthy. Ingredients 1 C. cornflakes 1/4 tsp. thyme 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 lb. skinless, boneless chicken breast 1 Tbs. margarine, melted Directions Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Crush the cornflakes between two sheets of wax paper. Mix the crushed cornflakes with the thyme and pepper. Rinse the chicken thoroughly and pat dry with paper towels. Place the chicken, breast side up, in a 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Brush the chicken with the melted margarine. Sprinkle the cornflakes on top of the chicken breasts. Cover the baking pan with a lid or a large sheet of foil tucked under the sides of the pan. Bake for 30 minutes. Carefully remove foil, then bake, uncovered, for another 30 minutes. Yield: 4 servings

Crying ( Writing By Angeleyes )
I'm alone in my closet And I'm crying Watching over the past All the stupid times I was lying Clutching a rose tight Its thorns ripping my fingers Then the glass pedals fall And the pain lingers Each broken shard of glass Glitters as blood hits them And my eyes grow low The lights going dim The harder I grip it Not wanting to let go The harder my blood drips Running down this pale snow Our love is already broken Shattered on the floor But I still hold to tight Searching for the feeling I adore Until one day the rose's thorns Slip in too deep And for you my hazel eyes No longer weep

Love?
"Do you love her?" she asked me, and to her credit, she looked as if she didn't care at all- but I know better- ... I looked into her eyes, those eyes that I had been lost in, so many times before... and I answered the only way I knew how.. "The last woman I loved was YOU, and that didn't do me any favors." Big sigh. Long drink of beer... and I added-"I don't make it a point to look for fairy tale answers to real life problems anymore" And as I said it, I looked away, because I couldn't meet her eyes at that moment...

Lost Love ( Writing By Angeleyes
Standing in the rain washing away the pain watching people pass by I stand and cry noticed by none i start to run far and wide to save some pride but i cant hide whats festering inside looking around I fall to the ground ear bursting groan im all alone as numbness set in i finally give in of knowing forever will never be together

Friendship
Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always be my friend.

Greatest Thing Ever Sent To Me As Of Yet!
she breaks through the darkness with everything that she as lost kisses me now, but dont know the cost she will deny that she hurts the most and will not care if you are anyone that thinks you are more than her she will tear through your world and not give a fuck she stands at the end of the world screaming "death was never free" but i know that my black angel is waiting for me she breaks through the darkness with everything that she hates kisses me now and dont hesitate she will be more than you could ever take staring her pain in the face and accepting its grace she will call it by name, while embracing it she stands for the end of the world screaming "death was never free" but i know my black angel is waiting for me

I'm Back, Weeee
Not like anyone really cares, but yeah. I kinda missed this place, and serves me right for doing something sweet. Twas the right thing to do at the time, but that's all over now, and I'm here to have some fun again. So yey hugs for me

My Wish..
I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. When I asked for this I still needed 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As of now I need a hair over 500k. Please I know I could do it I just need everyones help. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

Just Rambles...
Im truly sick of downers. I swear the hardest thing to do is finally just let yourself be positive about everything around you. People tend to find negative in everything. I'm just finally happy and even when things start to rain i still find a smile on my face. I'm really happy about life and looking forward to whatever happens. For the first time ever really! and it really feels good. I no longer have the pity me parties either. I also think that depression is a highly overlooked disorder. I truly believe its a mental disorder that people just can't get over and everything just seems to be falling into the same "woe is me" zone. Second, is relationships gone bad. NOBODY has control over there destiny and, it seems that once you fall head over heels for someone your screwed and everything seems to fall in the negative category and then little by little your world starts "crashing down". Just remember you have NO control over your destiny sometimes it needs a little push bu

Sad Poem ( Writen By Angeleyes )
All the pain........It's unreal. Broken dreams, and strife. Wanting something I can't feel. Wanting to leave this life. Letting go, to never return. Love is a mistake, A lesson to learn. A shattered soul, bleeding black. It was my heart you stole, the only thing I lack. A saddened life, that leads to death. A lonely tear, with one last breath. No one to care, no one to see...... Leaving this life, is the only way to be free.

50 Odd Questions
1. What is your best friends name? NOT SURE 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? PINK 3. What are you listening to right now? BACK 4 GOOD BY TAKE THAT 4. Whats your favorite number? 69 5. What was the last thing you ate? RAMEN 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PINK 7. How is the weather right now? 69 DEGREES 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? DAVID 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? THEIR SMILE 10. Do you have a significant other? NO 11. Favorite TV show? ROSEANNE 12. Siblings? 1/2 BROTHER 13. Height? 5ft. 8 IN. 14. Hair color? DARK BROWN 15. Eye Color? BLUE 16. Do you wear contacts? I WANNA 17. Favorite Holiday? VALENTINES 18. Month? DECEMBER 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? YES 20. What was the last movie you watched? 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 21. Favorite Day of the Year? FRIDAY 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? NO 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? NO 24. Hugs or Kisses? BO

My Psycho Ex
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION YOB: 1979 RACE: WHITE GENDER: MALE HEIGHT: 5'07'' WEIGHT: 189 EYE COLOR: UNKNOWN HAIR COLOR: UNKNOWN SCARS, MARKS, TATTOOS INCARCERATION DETAILS MAJOR OFFENSE: POSS METHAMPHETAMINE MOST RECENT INSTITUTION: DODGE STATE PRISON MAX POSSIBLE RELEASE DATE: 07/15/2011 TENTATIVE PAROLE MONTH: 11/2009 ACTUAL RELEASE DATE: CURRENTLY SERVING CURRENT STATUS: ACTIVE well I got my info wrong, hes not up for parole till 2009....thank God, I still ahve a long way to go:D before I have to deal with his craziness, hopefully I stil wont be in the same spot

Feel Alone
I sitting here it 1:26am and I been wondering about shit that going on in my life.Im single and it starting get to me now.God I turning 30 years old in nov.and Im fucking single.What should I do crawl in a hole and dye in it.Yeah tell guys tell me all the time a hot and sexy but honestly they just want get in my pants.I've never been able say Im sexy,hot or beautiful but people keep say I am.I guess the day able let my guard down I then can say Im sexy,hot and beautiful until them I will keep my guard up and just keep to myself.As I spiral more into depression until it kills my child like body.

I Hate Good-byes
I probably burned a bridge slightly tonight by not bringing my friend's mini-van back on time tonight...which kind of sucks, but I had my reasons. About two years ago a there was a former co-worker who really got along with me famously, and we're still the closest of friends to this day. Thing being is that her kids think I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread, lol! Her oldest son, is a marine, and is getting shipped over to Iraq soon. Anyways he was in town for the weekend. So I hooked up with him and some of his friends. Stitch is still down, so I asked to use my friend's minivan to get there. I told them I'd be back at ten but, things ran a little later than that. Two hours to be exact. Which has made the owners a little hot under the collar. But it's hard to walk away from a 19 year old tells you that, he thinks as one of his coolest friends ever, and says "You would've made a great step-father. Even my little brothers have said it." There was more, he confi

Her Smile
When she smiles to me and her light up It fills my heart with warmth and peace, Her laughter fills my head with gentle tickles of electric passion exciting and intoxicating, When she looks into my eyes I can see her soul so delicate behind her silent shell, I want to pull her close into my arms, to keep her safe from the rest of the world, When she touches me, my skin sings with waves of fiery pleasure engulfing and addictive, Her skin pressed to mine fills me with pleasure of a nature that no drug could ever bring, When we walk hand in hand for all to see i walk proudly with her walking beside me, I could ask for no other nor would i want to because of the happiness she gives me, And everyone says that we're really quite different and I oftentimes am reminded it's true, But all the differences really don't matter when you truly love someone who also loves you, No power in the world is greater than true love and true love is as blind as blind can be, I will always lo

Relationship Quiz
RELATIONSHIP QUIZ NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE.. AND BE HONEST. . DON'T CHICKEN OUT. . . . 1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty? Single Unfortunatly 2) Are you happy with that? FUCK NO 3) Would you still kiss your ex? NO 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? OH HELL YEAH!!!! 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? NOT IN A BILLION YEARS! 7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? YEAH 8) Do you want children? LMAO I HAVE KIDS 9) How Many? 3 10) Would you consider adoption? NO 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? OH HELL YEAH! 12) Do you want someone you can't have? YESSSSSS 13) Have you fallen in love? YES. STILL AM! 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? UMM DUH OF COURSE! 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? IF YOU LOVE THEM ENOUGH 16.) Is it a good day? YEAH 17) Have

Happiness
Is rare, Is invaluable, Is very simple. Like a head laid on a shoulder, Like closing the eyes and thinking of loving, Like a glance. And yet, It is what there is of most value in this world. Everyone seeks it, But few people find it. It is not bought, It is not sold, It is acquired. It leaves, It comes, We always run after it, We only want to keep it for ourselves. But happiness never comes alone, When it’s shared

Dying Inside
Some days he feels like dying She always sits at home crying He doesn't want to know, and they're both gone and love will not grow. And they already know, their love is dying inside. So she says she can't take the feeling anymore The love they once felt is gone and no more Inside they know There's no room to love each other anymore The feeling's just not the same, and they don't know who's to blame She hates what they've become, something so cold and numb. She goes to the mirror and searches her face for something, anything, left inside, but there's nothing left. She doesn't know it, but he's popping pills again There's nothing left. He sits at home waiting for her to come and save him from what he's become He knows there's no hope, so he's gone deep inside. It's the only way he can do to cope Some days he feels like dying, and she always sits at home crying He doesn't want to know, and they're both gone, and love will not grow They already know

Why Peopel Are So Disrespectfull
i been on this for a while day by day i come on just to have a convo with any 1 its sad that people wont even respond back even if i just send a hello or want to chatwhy do people just bother coming on here what to add people just to be center of attention thats childish

Dying Heart
Since the day we kissed our love goodbye I lived a life of sorrow How long must my poor heart cry For a love that could have lasted for all those tomorrows I knew it would be hard But I never felt so much pain I knew it from the start That my love would never be the same Your love touched my soul Making myself so complete Now I'm healing a heart with a hole That nobody else can delete Must it always be like this In between us a thousand seas Or can I feel once more your kiss Reminding me of the birds and the bees Now all have been said before But you have chosen another path Maybe its time to close the door And live a life full of wrath

Welcome
STANDARD OPERATION PROCEDURE FOR ENTERING LEVELING CREW!! 1 : to fan / rate crew members . 2 : try to introduce ourselves to everyone we can. 3 : return the fan / rate to all members that hit ur page . 4 : as our profile hit's 8,000 points to level to drop the home page a mailing letter letting me know ahead of time. 5 : ZERO TOLERANCE for NO DRAMA. if anyone has an issue with a crew member then i don't expect of u to be asked to do their page. if there's any issues thou i 'd like to have some idea that way i as leader know. 6 : we aren't a bombing crew for contests but if u want to be part of a bomber crew i can also direct u to the families bomber page as well. our rules here are different from that of bomber crew. 7 : if u want a leveling crew design pic. it can be made but i need a pic that u want on it .

Tears
She's so young and beautiful but doesn't realize it. her pain so deep and bearing she cant stand it just wanting someone to care some one to be there but nobody cared or was there she just sat there and stared as all her soft wet tears stained her face she was scared and ready to disappear from all this hurt and lies shes living she was frightened and ready to die she slit her throat, fast and steady watching her blood hit the ground slow and shedding.

Lmao Too Funny...a Must Read.....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't alway

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Giving Thanks
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo

Pain
Sometimes things are to much to bear, At times I wish I just didn’t care. I look at others with so much envy, How can they stay so happy? Nothing seems to get them down, I hardly ever see them frown. That’s when I realize its just an act, Truth is they have it just as bad. Some even have it far worse than I, But to the world they choose to lie. Not wanting anyone to know what’s real, Hiding the pain and the real way they feel. Smiling faces all around, How many are really frowns? Looking into their eyes you can see, Pain and sadness… they too are unhappy. But why do they put on this show? Why don’t they want the world to know? All this time I thought I was alone, Not knowing that others felt the same cold. The cold that you feel when your sad and depressed, When you cant figure why your life’s such a mess.

And One More Thing....
To all my wonderful "friends" on here.... I joined this site to help out a friend... and unfortunately for me the picture that I posted is one of the few that I have. I took it after I had my son and for those of you who know anything about having babies, a girls boobs get HUGE after having a kid...sooo please dont ask me for dirty pics or x-rated talk. Just buy me a drink and I'll do the same for you. Yes...I am MARRIED *gasp* and as far as I know there are married people on here right? LOL...so take a cold shower, drink a beer, and lets have some nice chats about nothing......

The Hurt
I hurt so much inside From all my feelings that I hide so much pain that I can not explain So much torment That I can not express in a comment Im so lost in my life that I always turn to my knife Its sad, But its true That I thought I’d always be safe with you But love is always deceiving and deceiving breaks you down to grieving and the grieving turns you heart to numb Than the thought of living becomes so dumb I cant hide this any longer Because my sorrow is growing stronger I don’t know how much more of this I can take Before all of this comes crashing down and I break I say goodbye and become one with the sun Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done

Men Are...
Freakin awesome and freakin confusing! How dare you all say WE are the complicated ones.. just not true. lol (I am pretty simple actually..hehe) Anyhoo.. I am off to bed.. leave me a comment somewhere and I will reply with a better one in the morning.. :P Sweet dreams psychos.. I love ya all!

Hi Friends
I want my friends to know something. I wish I had all the time in the world to comment all of you everyday, but I lead a busy life and cannot. I wish I had the ability to make you smile when you are sad, but sometimes that can be hard. I wish we were not so far away from each other and could actually hang out in person and get to know each other. I love meeting people and making new friends and I don't want people to think I ignore them or just add just to add you. My friends are special to me and wish there was a way to keep in touch with all of you at the same time. Please, don't be a stranger and leave some love...muahhh love you!! Teresa

Best Friends
At first I was alone with nothing to do and no one to talk to. I spent most of my day in my room staring off to the beautiful blue moon. One night I heard a wolf howl. I looked around to see if I could find out where it had come from. With no luck, I turned my attention back to the moon. I did not hear the howl again for the next couple of days. But then one night as I started to doze off to sleep, I heard it again. It was a lot louder this time. It was very eerie but something told me that I needed to follow the sound to find directions for my happiness. So I got up and slipped on my robe and slippers and headed outside. I had been walking in the direction of the sound for what seemed like hours, when I came upon a lake. I was becoming overwhelmed with drowsiness and I thought that this would be a good place to lay down and take a nap before continuing on. The next thing that I knew, it was morning. I sat up and rubbed my eyes and looked up into the awesome wonder of the sky above. Wh

After Awhile....
Just A Poem That Has Always Made Sense To Me... After awhile...you learn the subtle difference, Between holding a hand and chasing a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defaults With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child And you learn to build all your roads on today Because tomorrow's ground it to uncertain for plans And future's have a way of falling down in midflight And after awhile you learn That sunshine burns if you get to much So, you plant your own garden And decorated your own soul Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers And you learn that you really can endure That you really are strong And you really do have worth And you learn and learn With each goodbye.... you learn

Lost In Black
lost in a day dream close my eyes to the things i see ive always been here tasting life bitterly tired of everything no more steppin on me ill give my life readily for an ounce of good never feeling like things are ok always been misunderstood climbing higher to be free no more steppin on me i try not to speak of many things words can kill blinding those who hear them keeping life still ill take my long road again being left behind by friends a shame theyll never see the real me

Passage
Within the passage of time we reach through to grasp the safe and familiar only to realize there has been a change... Although body is similar, the soul has moved forward... With pain we realize;it is as it should be.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The paths we choose to follow, they're all written within each line Delicately carved remains lay gently upon the face... Character to one's soul left open for all to explore. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The edges form deep within, bringing out one's truest being.. Bearing all burden and sorrow, yesterday's now forgotten, tomorrow waiting to unfold... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I shut my eyes and the world outside disappeared... I lift my lids and all is born again perfectly clear. I dreamt you into my reality, enchanted desires released as a mystery.. You sung me moon-struck, kissed me quietly insane, nothing of this love remains, except the part of me I hold deep within.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think I made you up inside my head. Thick

Another One For That Special Person..
how can this be that you come to mean so much to me in this short span of time i begin to see you as mine with words spoken so sweetly and all arranged so neatly youre the one i will never deny and to you i will never lie so keep me near and ill break whatever you fear youve made me a better man with that ill do anything i can all i want is to make you happy as long as youre there to back me with promises i would die to keep and ill stay close while you sleep ill do whatever i have to all because i love you..

This Is My Worth
to care not for lust and only for trust this is what defines one who is out for more than just fun what brings one to his knee's someone with many inner-beauties who is worth one's tears and to be one's only fears when everything starts to fade away the one who has worth will stay to be immortal in one's eyes and the most important of tie's I have lost myself a thousand times and I have crossed even more lines it was all just to find someone with a piece of mind a person who is true maybe that person is you

What Us Women Really Mean When We Talk To You....
1. FINE: This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine." 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare , not permission. Don't Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.") 6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p

Dont Know What To Call This One
when i think of you i feel a joy that seems to be true you have made this time worth while and you have made me able to smile youve given me a chance where no one else would and together we can be so good i would do anything you ask of me just because you have helped me to see that there is good in this world that i fight for and there is still something here that is pure i have been fighting for so very long but all my strength does not make me strong my strength is the love in wich i hold and that there is always a story to be told so when i think of you i no longer feel empty and in two this world has taken so much out of my soul but you make me feel i can once again be whole i sacrifice so much for this world of ours and i get in return a few short hours that time is yours if you ask for it because of you my eyes are once again lit i dont want to put you through this life i lead and i know you sacrifice as well in this time of need i

Do You Agree
I dont understand why people decide its okay to go and inform others of personal stuff to begin with. If they were suppose to know they would of told everyone what was going on in the first place!! I have a family member who is going through a lot of HELL...This person would do anything at anytime for anyone!!! no questions asked. This person has NEVER turned his back on anyone in the family. Some call him an asshole for speaking his mind or being so blunt but then again those same people are right there to ask for a "favor". Well, this person like I said is dealing with the type of hell most of us would freakin crack from...I know I sure the hell would of by now and I can mention about 5 of my family members (and they know who they are!!!) that took it upon theirself to go and blab their mouth about his problems to just about anyone freakin person that would lend an ear! Everyone has turned their back on this person..you would think his family would be there for him...family..that is

Why I Love The Way I Do
how has this love come to be how have you come to mean this to me maybe somethings ill never know either way this is what i have to show i will give you everything that i am and risk being crushed once again with all the talk and all the maybes but all that is what keeps me at peace of course i want to have more and show you exactly whats in store you know ill wait for you a life time just as long as i can call you mine all i ever wanted to have for myself was love wich is my best kind of wealth all the love left inside of me all of the life i have left to breath is for you to do with as you please so long as you dont cut me down to my knees you can be my one and only and i wont leave you lonely i swear i will always love you and i swear everything i say will be true i wont stay out late when you need me at home i wont let you work your hands to the bone my love for you is so very strong ill support you even when your wrong with me yo

My Sorry Poem
im sorry i couldnt be there for you and that you dont feel the way that i do im sorry i cant be what you need but know that inside it makes me bleed im sorry that i cant be enough inside im just not that tough im sorry that my love is all i have to give because i need everything else just to live im sorry i came to you broken and for the words that were never spoken im sorry that i cant be everything and that my eyes arent worth seeing im sorry that i am always wrong that is where im just not strong im sorry that i dont know how to fly and that i cant take you someplace high im sorry that you cannot see that your the only one for me im sorry that i work my hands to the bone but mostly im sorry to leave you all alone

Unsent Messages
this comes from all the messages that go unsent the ones that are written but then a part gets bent i tried to write you today, to let you know but when i wrote it i couldnt let it go this was something i really wanted to say but i just couldnt let it slip away i try so hard just to let this out but i dont understand how it came about i dont know why you mean so much to me and i am afraid of what you might see but if you take the time to look inside you may find a place to run and hide i dont know why you love me like you do and it hurts when you turn your back the way you do you are all i couldve asked for in this life of mine and i will love you untill the end of time forever couldnt be long enough together a love that time cannot measure this comes from all the messages that go unsent now my heart is broken and bent

I Know Why
i know why this is in my head because everything around me is dead i know why we dont ever speak because you always turn the other cheek i know why you are so cold because of words that were never told i know why you are scared of my plea because of the things you cant forsee i know why i am different from the rest because you bring out my best i know why you hate me so because when i should stay i go i know why you love me to because i give myself to you i know why you are never around because i will never be homeward bound i know why my life is so hard because my love is always a discard i know why this is in my head because everything inside me is dead

Great Song By Ryan Huston....
"When You Think Of Me" ...Ryan Huston.... Current mood: relaxed There are some things I, need to say to you You won't understand, but I hope you do I must do this now, just to keep you safe I fear you won't know me, so I must convey That I love you more, more than anything But I have to go, I must fight for you And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you I know our time was fast, never thought I'd be Leaving whom I love, flying overseas It's just how it goes, nothing I must fear I will miss you so, miss you everyday I would die for you, this I'm not afraid I will make you proud, its my solemn swear And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you When you think of me, think the best of me That's all I would want to know I will be with you, that's a promise too Just don't ever let me go… With all that I have done, I would do again From the good and bad, 'til the very end And I tell you now, I have no regrets.

Mercy's Eye's
mercy's eyes are blue but they cant be seen and mercy's skin is soft but it cant be felt mercy's touch is lifting but you keep falling back mercy keeps everything in place but your the only one turned around mercy's eyes are hazel and they are beautiful mercy's skin is unbearable becuase once you feel it you always want it mercy's touch is crushing because its not there for long mercy is out of space because i am consuming her thoughts

A Prayer To The Angels
making memories that would never last breaking hearts covet the past.. I walk alone, yet the crowd is near.. how did I lose myself within my own fears? It was always easier to turn away but to forget you, well; my heart betrays me these days.. I should have forgotten and moved on, come from the shadows and started a new song.. like the coming of the spring I spread my wings, or at least that's what it should have been. broken dreams lay me to rest, tears on my pillow take on the nights crest.. walk lightly within darkness I cry once more, for your own demons become reality once you close the door.. for now I'm making memories of the past upon my hollow soul I walk at last.. I beared my soul, then ran away, now I wear the mask I made that day.. take my soul and comfort it so, I cry to the angels as I lay upon my pillow....

Motion
YOU MAY FLY WITH ME SO YOU MAY SORE THROUGH THE SKY WITH SO MUCH GRACE AND AMAZEMENT OF SENSATION OF FEELINGS GONE BYE AS YOUR MIND BECOMES OLD AND WISE THEN YOU REALIZE AND SEE THI AM ENERGY OF MOTION LET ME FREE

For A Special Person
this is just for you my dear because you fill me with fear i am afraid of you like no other because i love you like no other you know why i am so scared and to this no one else is shared you once told me i stole your heart and that baby was just the start being with you bears a heavy price but i have given the sacrifice and no matter what the cost my love for you will never be lost you are everything i ever wanted in my life and it seeps into my mind like a knife i dont care what youve done in the past because i will be the one to come last i will be the one to care for you when your old and for you i will always do as im told this is just for you my dear because i fill you with fear

If I Could
if i could use words to say how i am feeling today would you still be here by my side or would you leave me to my demise if i could tell you what you mean to me and how much i want us to be would you still want to stay or would you just run away if i could show you the state of my mind and how i feel like i am blind would you help me to see what you are doing to me if i could sing you a beautiful song and love you all my life long would that be enough for you to simply love me to

A Sweet Sweet Friend
Hiya Fubarian Friends ~ I dont normally come to you asking for anything but prayers but I have a very sweet kind "gentlemen" friend that needs help leveling His name is bignuts75. I am out of rates for the night sooooooooooooooooooo drum roll..... Could ya go show him some luvins pwetty please He's awesome PROMISE Luvs ya and thanks in advance Laura

You And I
You and I have separate hearts But they beat to the same drum If I ever have a problem You knows exactly where I'm coming from Have you ever wondered why your heart beats? I sometimes wonder about mine But I know the real answer And I can't get him off my mind You see our hearts beat to the same drum Because there synchronized Like two watches that tell the same time There identical in both eyes If you struggles, I struggle But together we make it through Because together were indestructible Like a nail or a screw You can hit us, bash us And pound us into a wall But when you pull us out We'll still be standing tall Because we're two hearts, one heart beat This way we're twice as strong And with a love as strong as ours What could possibly go wrong?

Blast Blow Out
Alright guys here's the deal it's my birthday Oct. 8th but I like to party the whole month. What better way than to hold a contest and give away 4 blasts, yup you read it right, not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 blasts!!!! 1st place gets a 30 day blast 2nd place gets a 7 day blast 3rd place gets a 3 day blast 4th place gets a 1 day blast Everyone that enters the contest will get a gift from me no matter what place you end up. Ok Tony so what's the contest? Simple, a salutes contest. Submit your best APPROVED by fubar salute. 1. I will not pick out the picture for you, for those for you that have 10 million salutes. 2. The contest will be be a points contest. Who ever has the most points at the end wins. 3. Each rate is worth 2 points. Each comment is worth 1 point. 4. Comment bombing is allowed. Comment your own picture all you want. Get as many bombers to help out whatever. 5. No drama, any drama and you're out no questions asked. 6. Contest starts on Oct. 1st at

This Is For The F**ktards On This Site!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think if you're gonna rate a fu*king pic nsfw, then you should say who you are. If you don't like a pic move the F**K on ASSWIPES. We are all posed to be adults here. If you can't handle a lil skin go back to myspace where the F**king kids are. Oh yea and for the racist F**ktards go jump off a cliff and clear the world of your stupidity. DAMN it!!!!!

Girlfriend Application
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?________

The Song In My Crown
I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN WITH A BODY SEEPING TO THE GROUND IN LIFE I FROWN IN EYES OF SOUNDS ONLY TO SING WHAT I FEAR LIFE IS HERE KNOWING IT GETTING WEIRD HEARING THE CRIES FALL NEAR INTO THE SONG IT BELONGS AS I WONDER TO THE POND TO HEAR THE SONGS IN MY FROUDS AS IT HOUNDS ME TO MOVE ME BEFORE I DIE TO THE GROUND AS I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN

Weirdness
If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it t What one super power would you most like to have? You and one other person surive the Armaggedon, who is the other person? If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? What one person would you bring back from the dead? You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? This or that Live forever (aging) or die young Be a porn star or a prostitute Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling Su

The Book Is Out
Hey, just wanted to tell you all that the book one of my adoptive mothers illustrated is now officially in print now and can be purchased through either Barnes & Noble or Amazon. The title is "The Mist" by Bill Darsey, illustrated by Donna McCaskill. I am so excited! Just so you know, the proceeds from this book are going into a trust for Bill's grand daughter who suffers from schizophrenia and has been hospitalized in Louisiana. Check it out, its for a good cause...and shes an amazing artist

Stuff About You!
Name DOB Highest level of education completed Piercings Tattoos Pets Religion State you live in Favorites Color Food Clothing store Animal Band Music Artist Movie TV Show Place to be Person to be with Time of Day Season Resturant Magazine Website Person to hug Person to kiss Thing you own Song Drink Ice cream flavor Car Item of clothing you own Memory CD Subject in school Sport to watch Sports team Word Cuss word Roller coaster Theme park Room in your house Place in your house (besides the one you said above) Thing to do Book Do you... Ever drink Ever smoke Shower daily Listen to rap Country R & B Rock Pop Classical Jazz Any other genres Cuss Watch MTV Watch The Real World Have a best friend Have any enemies Smile a lot Laugh a lot Cry a lot Laugh easily Cry easily Have mood swings Have a role model Have a hero Have any obsessions Like to shop Li

My Soul Mate
We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vast, I must have lo

Randomosity
What is your Zodiac Sign? What makes you feel like a kid again? What is your weakness? What candle scent is your favorite? What is your nationality? What kind of music do you dislike most? What sport do you dislike most? What is your favorite drink? Are you a good kisser? Can you cook? Do you go out with your friends often? What was your favorite toy as a kid? Whats your favorite movie? Last time you were in trouble? Whats your favorite sports team? What kind of phone do you have? Have you ever been to a strip club? Whats in your CD player? Are your toenails painted? What was your 1st alcoholic beverage? Do you have a crush on anyone? Have you ever been on an airplane? Whats in your shower? Do you have an Ipod? Mac or PC? Are you getting along with your parents? Do you wear jewelery? First thing you think when you wake up? Have you ever gone scuba diving? Whats on your feet right now? Whats your dream car? When is the last t

Boredness Solution
The basics Name Age Age you wish you were Are you a student? What grade? Birthday Hair color Eye color Height? Any nicknames? Are you a chick or a duck? This-or-that! Chips or candy? Friends of bf/gf A few really close friends or a ton of aquaintances? Twix or Snickers? Water or Milk? Apples or oranges? Carrots or corn? Fruit or vegetable? Cats or dogs? Kerry or Bush? Cute or pretty? Handome or hot? playing or watching sports? big city or small town? Rock or rap? Cell phone or home line? Yahoo or aim? Taking pictures or having yours taken? reading or writing? Suspense or romance? What is your favorite.... Song? Book? Movie? Band? Singer? Actor? Actress? Sport? Show? Game? Food? Drink? Candy? Gum? Website? Subject in school? Descirbe.... The scariest thing that has ever happened to you You best friend How you look Your favorite scent Your best memory Your perfect guy your crush.

Bring The Night
Bring The Night Violent confusions rumble through the silent air Look closely at that earth You can see the sizzling heat Bearing down from the sun Scorching the flesh Wishing for the sun to set Under the twilight sky Stuck in this purgatory Between life and death Hanging on by a string Dehydrated and dying From the lack of the nutrition's That a mortal needs to survive Lost my immortality to his wicked ways He tempted me with that faithful kiss Oh how, that sanity angel Deceived me into salvation Now Im stuck barely living anymore Malnutrition from the lack of normality Not knowing how to love Let alone feel compassion for my fellow man I long for my tomb once again Forever searching to return to the grave That kept me cold and in place I shall have my immortality again Once I feel that vampire's kiss Only then shall that angel of purity Pay for his cruel punishment My skin burns and blisters slightly As I try to get use to the sun How many

A Thank You For My Friends
Thank you for being there when I needed you... and even when I didn't, Thank you for being there through the good times... and the bad, Thank you for being there to encourage my dreams.... and my crazy ideas, Thank you for catching me... before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears... when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up... and making me laugh, Thank you for all the great memories... and the bad, But most of all... thank you... For being you!

Your Lasts
Spilled your heart out to someone and they didnt care? Called a best friend and had them hang up on you? Lied about your age to feel cooler or look cooler? Kissed someone behind your boyfriend or girlfriends back? Kissed your boyfriend or girlfriend? Held hands with your boyfriend or girlfriend? Lied to them about a freind, saying they were just a friend..? Had your boyfriend or girlfriend ditch you on your birthday? Had your boyfriend or girlfriend ditch you on your 2 month anniversary? Cuddled with a complete stranger? Cuddled with your boyfriend or girlfriends best friend? Cuddled alone because your boyfriend or girlfriend were mad at you? Cried or appeared sorrowful to any extent? Cheated on someone because you thought they cheated on you? Lied and said you were single for a one night stand? Wore a skanky outfit to please your boyfriend or girlfriends best friends? Listened to a song and actually felt the lyrics down to its bloody heart? Told your

Interesting Forcast
Your mental energy is perfect for coming up with the perfect left-field ideas that nobody else could ever dream up. Even better, it won't be all that difficult to convince them you've got the answer.

What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU.

Top Ten
TEN THINGS 1. Are you single? 2. Are you happy? 3. Are you bored? 4. Are you sad? 5. Are you Italian? 6. Are you German? 7. Are you Asian? 8. Are you cool? 9. Are you Irish? 10. Are your parents still married? TEN FACTS 1. Birth Place: 2. Hair Color: 4. Hair style: 5. Eye color: 6. Birthday: 7. Mood: 8. Where do you live? 9. How many credit cards do you have? 10. Lefty/righty? TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 1. Have you ever been in love? 2. Do you believe in love at first sight? 3. Why did your last relationship fail? 4. Have you ever been hurt? 5. Have you ever broken someones heart? 6. Are you in love? 7. Are you friends with your exs? 8. Are you afraid of commitment? 9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? 10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? TEN THIS OR THAT? 1. Love or lust? 2. Liquor or beer? 3. Cats or dogs? 4. A few best friends or many regular friends? 5. Television or Internet? 6. Pepsi or co

A House. . .not Home. . .
A House . . .Not HOME A House of Cards . . . Walls fortified by the echoes of yesterdays Making it harder to tear down in many ways Its many rooms hold painful memories Untold secrets buried so the world doesn't see . . . . . . the past lives on for me . . . The House of Pain . . . The anguished cries ~ the tears of a child So many scars that she's tried in vain to hide

Never Forget
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Sep 22, 2007 5:56 PM ----------------- Original Message -----------------From: -Valo-Date: Sep 13, 2007 1:45 AMJust wanted to share a page with you. Javi. Hope all is well your way. Take care and keep touch. -Sal NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT!

Hell Of A Day...
OMG! I don't think that this day could have possibly been any longer or worse! LOL! Do you ever just have those days? Thank goodness for the nice friends who have let me be 60% buzzed today! LOL! I have decided after today that I am beyond stressed and a teeny bit overwhelmed with life! : ) Tomorrow will be a new day and a new time! Right right?? Hope everyone is having a terrific weekend! It's 5 o'clock somewhere!!

Random
What song has captured your mind lately? What TV show do you catch regularly? What book really has lately engaged you? What movie do you find yourself re-watching? Has someone in your life become a new and surprising friend? Is there a book/film/piece of music from your childhood you still have? What is something that is over-rated lately? What is the best kept secret in music you NEED to share? What comfort food has been important to you of late? What place is your hiding place? Do you collect anything? If so what? What is a weekly ritual for you? What beverage is a daily consumable for you? What store or shop do you frequent the most? Are you a creature of habit? What is your favorite animal? Who is your favorite actress/actor? Are you obsessed with pink?

Something Funny #1
People I Can Do Without 1. People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers - Just tell me what the person said....it doesn't call for anything dramatic. 2. A Cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin - Seen one and immediatly began to question the convent lifestyle. 3. People whose children's names all start with the same initial - I'm sure you think it's cute....but it makes you look anal retentive. 4. Guys who have so much hair on their arms that it covers their wrist-watch - These guys are borderline gorilla. 5. Guys who wear their pants so low that 18 inches of their underwear shows - There is a reason why it is called UNDERwear.....and if your mom still drives you to school....you are not "gangsta" and therefore have no reason to keep your pants that low anyway. 6. People who let their small children record their answering machine greeting - What purpose is it to do this....you can't understand what the kid is saying anyway. 7. People who try to be "tough

No Longer Me
Sometimes, while listening to the tears in your voice, I am fallen to you so deeply that I am no longer me. I am taken, tumbled, tossed, turned to something new, better than I could ever be without your name from my lips - you are that much. If I could choose to love someone, choose her by the color of her hair, her eyes, the shape of her breasts, or the way she feels welded to me, bare and flushed, it would be you, no other. I have no tomorrow, until you come to me. © All rights reserved

Something Serious #1
I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a soccer game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Hebrew prayer. If I went to a

Fakes And Backstabbers
There are too many people here that will stab you in the back as soon as you have anything personal to say. I'm sick of you fakes. I don't care if I ever get to Godfather or whatever, it isn't worth knowing you. Rate your own pics, win your contests on your own, I don't care. My friends talk to me. If you think I'm creepy, weird, the antichrist, whatever, then beat me to deleting you.

Single And Tired Of It
here i sit in the great city of Indianapolis... i been here for bout 4 months now ... been single the whole time... i cant stand it anymore ... wtf... last time i lived here. it was awesome... had partys every weekend... never had to worry bout anyhting ... now that iam here again i have better myself by double... i got my own buisness now... got my own vehicles .. got everyhting going my way except for the female situation ... i hate this being alone ... no one to share my feelings,thoughts,, and time with ... something has to give.... they say masturbation kills kittens ...i dont believe that one... there would be no cats around...lol

Goodnite ..
Okay .. Im outta here .. my head is splitting . these meds are really kickin my ass bad .. so im gonna head to bed . and hide under my pillow and pray this damn thing is gone by tomorrow . ive got friends coming over for dinner . im making lasagna . salad .. garlic toast . and even made a cake for a lil something afterwards if anyone can walk after all that food .. LOL .. So .. If youve time ..again please stop at Mary's Contest pic and show her some much needed luv ! .. Thanks again .. NITE :)

Keep Smiling, You Can't Hurt A Broken Heart
First I'd just like to say thank you for all for being my friend...If My account gets deleted its not me..Someone is upset with me and may use their power to try and get my account deleted..If that happens..Just remember I love you all, each in you're own special way.. To Him: You can't hurt a broken heart..I wish you the best, no matter what ILY

Whew! Today I Had A Blast!
Whew! Today I Had A Blast! Last Night I Went Out With My Best Friend To Creekers And We Both Got Pretty Drunk! We Had Fun. We Saw Several Fights. What’s New!?! Anymore At That Damn Place It Seems Like Something Happens. We Were Really Shocked Though! There Was This One Guy Named Bill That Got In A Fight Up There! Everyone Knows This Guy. He Is A Friendly Outgoing Person. He Is A Bit On The Cocky Side But He Is Absolutely Gorgeous. But He Loves To Start Trouble By Talking To All These Girls, Then His Girlfriend Doesn’t Get Upset With Him But She Gets Upset With The Girl. It Makes No Sense To Me. But IM Not Sure What Happened. I Don’t Think My Best Friend And I Were The Only Ones Shocked By This. No One Couldn’t Believe It. It Was Pretty Crazy If You Ask Me. But We Had Our Fun Like Usual. I Knew I Had To Get Up The Next Morning Around 9 AM And I Tried To Stay Sober But With My Best Friend It Is Nearly Impossible With Her Crazy Ass! So I Woke Up At 9 This Morning And I

Need Rates And Comments If Yall Can Ty And Have A Nice Day
this is the one but to make it right there are 12 others tho OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!!

True Love Waits...
There was a TREE who witnessed true love through a promise that had carved on it... After 10 years, the girl went back to see if it's still there and was surprised 'coz the boy was also there... And so they talked and shared their experiences... After a few minutes, an old lady passing by asked the girl... "who you are talking to?" the girl replied, "the one I love" she replied... the old lady said, "you're joking...you're talking to yourself! Don't you know that there's a lost soul here? A guy was killed here for saving that tree against loggers!" the old lady looked at the guy and the guy said, "I'm here to fulfill our promise..."

A Poem Passed To Me By A Dear Friend
A woman in much distress knelt down to pray, "Lord I do't know what to say, I love my husband and don't know why, he has to hit me and make me cry, I can't tell my mom and I can't tell my dad, You know how it would make them upset and mad, Why does he hit me Lord, I don't understand? Why on earth, Do I love this man? When he hits me Lord, it makes me sad, But Lord that's not as bad, As the lie I have to tell my precious son, Who's too young yet to realize, that it is one, He looks at me, with such innocent eyes, I hope he never knows, that its a lie, Lord, Give me the strength, to make it through, And help me know what i should do, The bible says we shouldn't divorce, and I should stand by him , for better or worse, Lord, in your hands I place my life, Please help me Lord, to be a better wife, And never give him a reason why, To hit me again and make me lie, I don't want my son to grow up like him, But this is a fight, I just can't win, Lord, I will continue to

Life
life love and happiness Current mood: artistic I walked across the universe Into a world where all you need is love. Strolled down Penny Lane And discovered that this boy Had found the meaning of love. Yes, love is all you need After a hard days night You learn that Eight days a week Is not enough to care. That strawberry fields are forever When she loves you. And Sargent Pepper Was a lonely band indeed. That the white album in reverse Was not a Manson theme. That all there really was Is not happiness in a warm gun. That a silly love song Could lead to imagining that the World could be. And that it don't come easy Was hope for you and me. Simple little songs….. Or ways that made life. A walrus, a yellow submarine And Jude to make it better. Somehow there was a hope And life was all about love. Help was there when a generation needed it, All you need is LOVE. All my lovin' I would

Stuffed Bell Peppers
Recipe Corner AWHL BYLINE SPRING/SUMMER 2007 Ingredients 6 Large red, yellow or orange peppers 2 Tbsp Olive oil 1 Onion, finely chopped 1/2 lb (250 g) Mushrooms, finely chopped 1/4 cup (50 ml) Fresh parsley, finely chopped 1 lb (500 g) Lean ground chicken (can also use beef) 1 cup (250 ml) Cooked rice 1/3 cup (75 ml) Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup (50 ml) Bread crumbs 1 Egg 1 jar Pasta Sauce 1 cup (250 ml) Mozzarella cheese 1/2 tsp Salt and pepper for seasoning Stuffed Peppers Source: Maple Lodge Farms Ltd. Preparation Method: 1 Cut tops off peppers and set aside. Remove the seeds and membrane from each pepper. In a saucepan, heat oil; cook onion, mushrooms, and parsley until tender. Remove from heat. 2 Combine cooked mixture with chicken, rice, Parmesan cheese, bread crumbs, egg and ¼ cup pasta sauce. Sea-son with salt and pepper. Spread remaining pasta sauce in baking dish. 3 Fill peppers with chicken mixture and cover with pepper tops. Place peppers

A Love Story...
boy and girl talkin.. on the phone -Girl I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt hav

Lit
lost in the past trapped in the future tore between the present, An unlit path dark and treacherous leading me back, To a time with out the pain and loss, With out the hate and greed, with out the sin which is me, lost in see of thoughts mindlessly drowning in my own sorrow, i am not sad , i am not mad , i am confused by my greatest abuse , the abuse of my heart , which ass been torn from my chest so many of times over the last five years, I'm starting to wonder if ill ever here its beats again, maybe in time i feel the blood pump through arteries once more but for now I'm torn tattered and blue , what a ravonous life it is true, love and loss go hand in hand ,

Sorrow Iii
life passes in front of me as the time flies by. standing in front of everyone that cared, standing in front of thoses who hated you. as you seen the love you feel the hatred from thoses who hate. thinking how could they, why would they hate you so much. you did all, all you can to make them feel like they where true friends and all you get from them is stabbings in the back. now you feel sorrow from the heart that is inside of you thinking that you thought they were friends, but finding out they were only faking it

Feeling Numb
I am the champion of all the known mind games Making you think who I truely am Giving bittersweet smiles and being inconsiderate Are the pawns to help me take over the queen. If I told you that I loved you and liked to be your friend A knife has slashed you more times than humaly possible Felt sorry when you had felt so alone and scared And drove you into a form of insanity none have ever heard. I look at myself and ask what I have done Being found out sooner than planned makes me question Where should I go for new deceptive dreams As I touch myself and feel a form of being evil I slowly realize my body is becoming very numb. But I feel so good about the things I accomplished With the constant lying, terror causing, and disease spreading And as I touch myself again to check my feelings I feel so good that it makes me enjoy being numb.

Hacking Passwords
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Lets Play!!!
As I sit here on a Saturday night and watch my son refuse to go to sleep, I went through my first list. I'm getting ready to clean my closet. I'm always making new friends and having a wonderful time doing so, but I'm seeing a trend. Not many people are staying in touch. I can't be that boring people. So! What I would like to do is the following. If your on my friends list and would like to remain on my friends list, please let me know. But! I would also like to know WHY you'd like to remain my friend. Not to difficult. Ok? Just a quick line, doesn't even really matter why. Just send me a line. I do hope to hear from you and I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Michael AKA: "It rubs the lotion...."

Benzi's Fu - Day!!!!!
HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK! SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON.... CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y... Come join the girls in Stangs Underground let's get this party started! Where you'll find THE hottest girls on fubar!

It Is Official...
Ok everyone it is official I am deleting this account and will not be starting another one on this site. If you have me on messenger then I will talk to you soon and if not I gave everyone fair warning that this was going to happen for over a week. I wont be officially deleting until tomorrow afternoon so if you get your request in to me through a fumail message I will send ya my yahoo id. My shout box is off. Also my profile, picture comments and everything that I can possibly control had been shut off. There are a few people that know why this is happening and they are my closest friends. anyways see some of y'all on the flip side. And for those of you that I don't it was great knowing ya peace and love to all. Take care and be safe and remember life is what you make of it and you can never control your destiny :P Toodles.....................

Salmon Fishing Early Am:
Be Salmon Fishing Early Pre Spawn.With the Turbines (Aqua Duct) Running many Awesome Salmon + Br.Trout are Running + Rainbows. Wish everyone Luck in your Contests + Congrades Boogie Momma on her Contest.Thank you so much Kingdom Bombers For Uniting with Unity,Respect,Loyalty + Love.I have so much Pride,in how all K.O.W. new members have pulled together.The Love Displayed on a everyday basis is phenominal. I am so Honored to have such an Awesome Family of Bombers.So Greatful u all Chose the Kingdom of Wolves.An I have some great new friends.The Unity the recent K.O.W. Family have Displayed has Ignited the entire Kingdom. Hugs + Peace have a Great Weekend.

Eww Just Eww
fetishfrea...: I have a foot fetish and I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?I will pay up to 150 sometimes more depending I wont even respond to this crap, ewww yuck

Please Help My Friend His Profile Was Deleted
Please stop by my friends profile and help him! His profile was deleted. He was a Level 20 and now has to start over. Let's show him all the love we can. He's been a good friend to me! Thank You Very Much! Amy SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL 81@ fubar

Angry Wife At The Body Shop
Angry Wife at the Body Shop by George VI © At breakfast, Jim Huff told his wife, Gail that his Lexus had suffered a serious front corner dent the day before while parked at a garage near his office. He had come home late the night before, and he hadn't had a chance to talk to her. Jim asked Gail to take the car to a body shop and get a repair estimate while he took her minivan to work. Gail dropped her kids off at school, took the damaged car to a nearby body shop, and waited for an estimate. The man who did the estimate was also the owner, a forty-ish, dark-haired man named Frank. Frank was very polite to Gail, as he thought that the 32 year-old housewife was very pretty. She had brown eyes, high cheekbones, and a thin upturned nose. She had stylish shoulder-length dark brown hair. She was medium height and her toned, slender figure showed that she worked out. Seeing her in spandex pants and a tee shirt that covered the top third of her butt, his opinion was that her best asse

Anger Fuck
Anger Fuck by chocolatecherry © His dark, glittering eyes surveyed the room, flicking from body to body, his lips curled in a snarl of disgust. It had been a bitch of a day, and all he wanted now was a quick drink, a hot fuck and a few hours of sleep, preferably in that order. Too bad the only things out on a Saturday night were the college teenyboppers. With a snort he reminded himself that while they might look good, they generally didn't know shit about how to really please a man, how to take a good hard fucking and make him come back for more. All they wanted was their own pleasure, and if they didn't get their rocks off, they became incessantly whiney. Thank you, no. His head already hurt enough without that shit. No, tonight was all for him. If the world was gonna fuck him, he was gonna return some of the favor. Spread the wealth a little. He chuckled darkly, ordering his drink and slamming it down. He didn't really drink much, but he was entitled this time. And one drink

Mistakes
It doesn't seem to affect you and I don't understand why, how could you throw 3 years down the drain, and say goodbye, you told me you loved me and that you would never let go, boy was I gullible how could I sink so low, I believed all your lies the biggest mistake i made was when i married you I let you get the best of me thinking your love wasn't fake, why didn't I see this coming the signs were all there, no phone calls, no eye contact like you didn't even care but now your gone and I'm making it through, with the help of my friends and no thanks to you

Angela And Dave's Barbecue
Angela and Dave's Barbecue by Bryce Schafft1 © Angela and Dave bought a small house in suburbia. The home was on a cul-de-sac at the end of a long, heavily treed street. After several years living in a small two bedroom flat, it was great to have some space to sprawl around in, especially the back yard, which was both private and large. Dave splurged on a huge barbecue, vowing to invite the neighbors over as soon as the warmer weather hit. Angela and Dave were swingers and secretly made adult amateur movies, but no one in the new neighborhood knew this. They were always looking to recruit new stars. After a couple of months in the new place, they invited some of the neighbors over for a barbecue and drinks. Next door was Jon Parker and his daughter Marcy. Marcy lived in the basement and owned her own beauty salon. She had long straight dark hair and very small breast. She was a tiny woman by all measurements. Dave loved meeting her in the driveway from time to time, just so he

Anal Angie Ch. 01
Anal Angie Ch. 01 by ForcedSlut© Angie stood in the full-length mirror and admired what she saw. Hazelnut colored skin, 5'6", 130 lbs. and shoulder length, medium brown hair. Her tight fitting pink sweater strained to cover her 38D breasts and trim waist, will the knee length skirt showed off her full, tight butt to its maximum advantage. Angie was nervous about starting her first day at work at Antonelli's Construction Company. As the only black woman in a office full of husky white construction workers, she decided to make use of her ample assets to make sure they would like her. Forced to drop out of college during her junior year, she desperately needed this job and wanted to fit in. "Hi, I'm Angie," she smiled flashing her cute dimples at the first man she saw. "I'm here to see Mr. Antonelli." The 40'ish, muscular man with a tool kit around his waist casually looked Angie up and down and returned her smile with a knowing grin of his own. "Hi, I'm Rob. Are you our new

Amy's Plumbing Is Broke
Amy's Plumbing is Broke by amy_lynn © Amy rubbed her arm through her shirt. This was going to be another long night, she could tell. "Amy, could you give me hand over here?" John yelled out from the bathroom, "It's a real mess." Amy walked over to the door and looked in. It was a real mess indeed, water lay everywhere, all over her rug and clothes, seeping into the carpet by her feet. "I'll spare you the gory details, but suffice to say, this was really bad Amy," John handed her a bunch of wet towels. "Can you get me some more?" Amy walked away, the cold water of the towels sopping into her shirt. She knew it was bad, but she didn't know what to do about it, the plumbing always clogged on her. Why did he have to be so mean about it? She dropped the towels down the chute and grabbed another handful. "How many do you need?" she enquired. She waited, he didn't answer. Was he that mad at her? She grabbed a bunch so he wouldn't get even more angry. "Here," she h

Diaries
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt

I Am
I am tired of chasing, tripping and falling Only to see you run away. I am wondering when, how, and why You are the one. I am Longing to catch, hold, and never let go The heart that belongs to you. When you see me do you really see me or is it a shadow. When I look for you is it real or only what I want to see.

Amanda's Used On Her Day Off
Amanda's Used On Her Day Off by fireplacelady123 © She awoke to a beautiful autumn morning, unusually warm and dry. The night before the weather forecasters had predicted the warmest day for autumn in over 30 years and she sensed for once that they might have been accurate Lying in bed was a pleasure on mornings like this. No work to go to and the prospect of a beautiful day ahead meant that she could lie around and not have to make any sudden rush to get out before the weather turned for the worse. It was eight thirty in the morning and the bed had long emptied of her partner who had crashed around the house before heading out to earn a day's wage. She had enjoyed feeling his sense of urgency in getting dressed and getting out of the door, not bothering to speak to him but just lie their and listen as he made his exit. She had closed her eyes once the door latch had clicked shut and drifted off again to sleep; perfect. She snuggled harder into the duvet, making sure it was c

Amanda Blackmail Blow Job
Amanda Blackmail Blow Job by fireplacelady123 © God she was tired. She had settled into her chair the moment she had arrived at the office and she had not moved since. Thankfully, one of the mailroom boys she fancied had been producing coffee at regular internals, and a few handfuls of chocolate had boosted her energy levels to the point where she had not nodded off. It had been a close thing at 10:15 but she was still awake at lunchtime, and she thought this a moderate successful day. She had to stop drinking on a school night. Well she had to stop drinking so much on a school night anyway. She couldn't bear the thought of not drinking something every night, she had to have something to do on the long evenings at home; her partner gave her nothing else to be interested in so booze it was. In the last few months, she had been out with 'work' at least three nights a week and every Friday. When she said 'work', she meant anybody really as the people she mixed with changed based

Alone In The Woods
Alone In The Woods by innocencebroken© It's pitch black as you enter the woods where we planned to meet...slowly your eyes begin to adjust to the lighting and you see me standing there, a dark feminine outline against the surrounding foliage. My back is turned to you and I am not yet aware you have arrived. A gentle breeze carries to toward you the scent of my perfume mingled with the aroma of freshly fallen leaves and with as smile on your lips you sneak quietly up behind me. My body is trembling, my breathing quick and you sense that I am a little bit nervous, perhaps even frightened but you also know that the danger and excitement of us meeting this way turns me on. After all, this is what I asked for. Without warning you are upon me, one hand cupping my breast; the other covering my mouth should I scream. You drag me over to the nearest tree and quickly spin me around so that I am now trapped between the solid trunk of the tree and your hard strong body and before I

Where To Fine Me
NO DRAMA NO GAMES JUST GREAT TUNES AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS!!!!COME AND GET YOUR'E SEAT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!CLICK ANY PIC FOR ALL REQUEST MUSIC BY SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S FUBAR HAS TO OFFER !! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO DID NOT COME IN !!! (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME "X"owner~' on '2007-09-22 18:42:40') (repost of original by 'Kare ¢¾ Temptress Akira ¢¾ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 18:46:15') (repost of original by 'asher_59 EXTREME X Doorman aka DSC for Life' on '2007-09-22 18:48:02') (repost of original by '~earthwalker ~dsc family~ extreme x family member' on '2007-09-22 18:49:52') (repost of original by 'EXTREME "X" LOUNGE HOME PAGE' on '2007-09-22 18:50:17') (repost of original by 'Kare ♥ Temptress Akira ♥ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 19:03:44') (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME

Allison's Study Session
Allison's Study Session by gothicgoddess © "Oh shoot!" Allison hissed when she realized the book was out of reach. She had been studying in the campus library for the last four hours. She had decided this would be the last book she opened for the day. She stood on her toes and reached. Her cotton button-down shirt stretched over her full breasts alluringly. It rose to expose a bit of flawless midriff. "Let me help you," a deep, husky voice offered. Allison looked to the source of the voice. She was surprised to find a tall, blond Adonis. Her breath caught in her throat. He grabbed the book and gave it to the still speechless redhead. He pushed a curl from her eyes and tucked it behind her ear. "Don't stay here too late, the campus can be a dangerous place for a beautiful girl like yourself." Allison looked to the floor, adjusted her shirt, cleared her throat and managed a quiet "Thanks." The gorgeous stranger turned and left before she could form another coherent thought. Da

All Tied Up & No Where To Go
All Tied Up & No Where To Go by Christie052780 © Mr. & Mrs. Edwards were the first couple I met after the agency sent me out on interviews and I had no problem accepting their generous job offer. Being from America I called myself a babysitter, but in my new Kensington neighborhood it was fashionable to have an 'au pair' so this became my new title. The deal was pretty good since I got the use of a cute car and a cottage to myself instead of my little flat. The girls were nice kids and were never a problem and their love settled me in quite easily as their caretaker. Mr. Edwards is a partner at a very prominent British accounting firm and Mrs. Edwards busies herself with her position with the Royal Trust. Emily and Rachel were adorable little girls and my work with them soon became more of a parental duty to me since they saw more of me than they did their mother. We still have our daily walks and we go to the museums and...well, this isn't what my story is about. I have

Alcibaides
Alcibaides by Spartan666 © She stood before me, in a black and grey business suit. Her pale blue eyes looked up at me hesitantly, waiting with an intolerable anxiety. I took a step back, lifting my camera and mouthing one word 'Strip!' Her eyes showed her defeat and she slowly removed her jacket. She was finished, beaten... mine. We where in here and her husbands bedroom. She was the faithful wife and yet this was the beginning of the end. The beginning of a move on my part that would see this woman become yet another of my sexual slaves. Within weeks she would do anything for me without complaint as all the others did. I would fuck her in every room of her house, she would blow me naked in her back garden. Soon, she would even fuck my friends who would pay me for the honor. They know me only as Alcibiades and from the moment the first item of clothing is removed they are entwined in the web I have laid out for them. Initially I have various methods of blackmail and

Alabama Revenge
Alabama Revenge by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER © The last thing Sarah did before leaving Alabama was to buy a gun, a .38, small enough to conceal, yet powerful enough to kill. She threw her luggage in the trunk of her red Mercedes convertible and drove south. With a long drive ahead, she had no intention of stopping. The horror that her mother survived, finally, revealed to her on her mother's deathbed, was the only motivation required to get her to her destination without delay. She paid the price of her mother's alcoholism and always blamed her mother for the abusive childhood she suffered never knowing what had happened to her 25 years before in Alabama. Now, somehow, she felt obligated to seek revenge. Flashback 25 years to 1981, it was a beautiful day when Mary drove through a small town on her way to meet her husband in Florida. Dressed in a white dress with red polka-dots, her blonde hair held tightly in place by a red scarf, she looked like Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. Her ca

Against Her Will
Against Her Will by garcher27© She just got off a frustrating eleven hour shift of putting up with the bullshit of managing someone else's business and all that it entails; employee conflict, client dissatisfaction, broken equipment, and financial responsibilities. " I need to go to the gym and work this off or I am going straight to my favorite watering hole to drink off the stress," she thought to herself. Favorite watering hole sounded more enticing, but she chose the gym reluctantly. Two years before she had gotten out of a very horrible, long-term relationship. Not only did it leave her probably incapable of having another "real" relationship, it also left her quite fat. She didn't realize that in her unhappiness, she was letting herself go. She had been working on this and was very close to her goal weight, but still needed a lot of toning. After a great, stress relieving weight lifting session she was sweaty and ready to go home and crack open a beer to finalize the

After Hours
After Hours by Extreme Bohunk © Leah Ann gagged as the thick black dildo was shoved against the back of her throat yet again. Her cries and grunts for air fell on deaf ears. The rubber cock shining with her drool continued to abuse her mouth at a rough pace. Every muscle in her body screamed to hold the arch it had been forced into by the thick ropes that bound her backward across the bar. Her only comfort was the padding along the frontside partially supporting her upper back, just below her aching shoulders. Her arms and head hung off the front, resembling an inverted crucifix. The back of the bar met the bend behind her knees, her calves dangling, fastened somewhere below. The rough fiber holding her spread eagled bit into the tender skin of her wrists and ankles. A bit of slack at her ankles allowed her a bit of movement for her legs, but not enough to close them. She clenched her ass cheeks even harder, against the pain. It served to push her hips forward, raising her g

After Dinner Break-in
After Dinner Break-In by hornygranny © Tammy had just finished serving dessert to her family. John, her husband; James, her son and Beth, her daughter. The Thomas' always had one dress-up dinner a week. The men wore jackets and the gals wore dresses. Tammy loved being dressed up with her family and liked seeing her children dressed up and looking so nice. Her daughter had blossomed into a beautiful woman and her son had grown to be quite a man. The kids were both in college and Tammy and John were very proud of them both. They were just cleaning the dishes off the table when the door bell rang. They lived in the country and were the only house on their road and normally saw car lights before someone rang their bell so John and Tammy both were shocked to hear the bell. John went to the door and two masked men barged into their house, pushing John to the ground and waving guns at the rest of the family. "Everyone, over on the couch," the taller one ordered. "Do what I say and n

Adele's Night Out
Adele's Night Out by Ug © It was the first night in quite some time that Adele had been out without her husband, or even out for that matter. Her busy life and awkward work hours restricted her social life. But tonight it was her best friend’s birthday and she had to make the effort. Her friend Tanya was the same age as her and only a week separated their 30th birthdays. Tonight was to be a double celebration. Before leaving the house she had dressed for the night, short black dress with a plunging neck line, dark pantyhose and spike heeled shoes, Lord knows she need these shoes being just under five foot in height. Her husband had remarked on her get up, and had tried twice to get her onto the bed, and one almost successful attempt over the arm of the couch. She had promised him that she would later, but for now he was going to be late. The evening had gone brilliantly. She and her friends had drunk quite a lot of wine and cocktails and heads were definitely spinning. One o

Action Picture
Action Picture by Pussyrider© I'm a 55-year old widow who retired from teaching three years ago, shortly after the death of my husband. I have short chestnut hair (thanks in part to my friend Clairol) and I keep myself quite trim, although I have got a generous chest and large thighs. I found retirement difficult to cope with at first, on my own and after an active working life. I got involved in various local clubs and groups though, and started to build myself a new social life. One of the things I have always enjoyed is going to the cinema. I'm not too discriminating in my choice of films: as long it isn't something with completely mindless violence I can watch pretty much anything. That, however, is something I prefer to do on my own. I find watching movies with other people tends to be distracting, inevitably you talk to each other during the screening, and remain aware of each other's presence, all of which distracts you from really losing yourself in the film. I've boug

Ache
Ache by Velvety © Lucinda Dupoint possessed both pride and scruples. She also however possessed the ability to swallow the former and disregard the latter whenever it suited her. When asked, she always said that she adored her husband. She adored him for providing the holidays, the champagne breakfasts, the black cab account, the dainty food served at the poshest restaurants, theatre, the opera, a career that consisted of “doing lunch,” and she especially adored the way his job yanked him out of the country for days, sometimes weeks on end, something that provided her with the opportunity to both have her cake and eat it. Lucinda performed a certain ritual each time his business took him away. She removed his photograph from the bedside table and placed it on the floor facing the toilet, propped up at a forty-five degree angle, or as near as dammit. Every time she had to spend a penny, or evacuate the remnants of the copious luxuries she consumed on a daily basis from her b

My New Job..
I just ended my 4th week at my new job. This was only my 3rd week on 3rd shift. My job is to run 2 machines that turn parts and also bore any I.D's or drill any holes such as bolt holes or even tapped holes. I understand the processes but it is on the tool changes were I am getting confused. The machines basically do all the work. All I have to do is enter numbers and make sure that the parts are in spec. The tools themselves have life expectancies of so many parts ran. After that number is up the machine will stop. Depending on if it is a roughing tool or a finishing tool depends on how much set-up the tool needs. If it is a finishing tool you have to measure were you are at. Let the machine load another part and make that part bigger in size. Then measure that part and go from there. You have to take off material from that part to get it into spec.(This is were I am messing up). You then load another part, cut it and then measure it and see if it is inspect. If so you let the machine

So Mi Amigos
I may not be here for a few days. I am moving into my new place. The new internet is supposed to be installed, up and running on Monday but ya never know. So, here is your heads up just in case anyone misses me... sniff sniff.... lol. See you all when I get back. Be sure to leave lots of love. I will need it. OH hey and they finally set a court date for the divorce. October 2 I will finally be free and take back my maiden name after 28 years. Due to recent events I feel the need to contact my attorney about getting a restraining order against him. He is getting more hostile every day. Up until now it has always been (mainly) verbal and mental abuse. I am afraid of the look in his eyes now. Soooo I think I should find out if it can be done. Anyhow take care my dear friends see you soon. I am soooooo tired Love and hugs Sharon

Fuck Y'all, All Of Y'all
Jersey Girls... We say what we mean and we're quite blunt about it We drive like no one else is on the road We yell at the car in front, in back, AND on the side of us because NO ONE BESIDES US CAN DRIVE.. We have no common sense but we're damn good spellers.. Okay I lied we suck at that too The best part of all, is that we know how to laugh We keep that close to our hearts.. Cause there's no girl better off, better than a jersey girl

Accosted At The Lake
Accosted at the Lake by limiwa © Laura looked out the window over the kitchen sink again. The wind had suddenly stopped. Rain no longer beat against the tin roof over her head. The clouds were still and looming just over the tree tops. She put the dish towel down and stepped to the door. Looking out the window, she could see the lake path at the edge of the woods. She wanted to go back. Did she dare? Damn right she dared! How it began: Finally she had a day to herself! Sara was off with mom for the day and night. Not like she ever really had any social plans. There was no time between work and being a full-time single parent to an eight year old daughter. She needed some time for her and those adult wants. Laura put Sara in her mom's car and waved good bye. She watched the car drive off until it rounded the bend in the long drive. She hurried back into the house and grabbed her bag. She set off at a brisk pace to the lake shore three-quarters of a mile from her back doo

Abusing Violet
Abusing Violet by geronimo_appleby © You open the front door and see violet and her husband standing on the front step. You move to one side and invite them in. Violet makes an entrance with a haughty expression on her pretty face. She strides confidently into the room and her meek husband follows. Violet is obviously the boss in this relationship. Her wimp husband is under her control, and you're determined to bring the superior bitch under your control and influence. A task you face with obvious relish. It has taken weeks and months of manipulation to get to this point. You knew as soon as you saw the apparently ice cold Violet at the wedding reception of a mutual friend that you had to have her, had to control her, and to had to bend her will to your own. Violet is a true, elegant beauty of British aristocratic stock. She is tall and leggy, standing at least 5 feet 10 in height, with an exceptional figure of bosomy voluptuousness, her narrow waist emphasizing her generous,

Abduction Seduction
Abduction Seduction by ShadyDaisy © It is about 8 PM. It has gotten very dark outside, but the air is still slightly warm. I walk out onto the front porch in my green running shorts and a white tank top, do a few stretches, and then jog down the driveway. I am listening to my Ipod so I cannot hear anything except the music and the thump of my feet on the pavement. I think back to the fight we just had. I did not really mean to say that you were boring in bed; I only tried to say it would be nice to change things up and to add a little spice. I am really getting into my run, burning off my anger, when a tall figure steps out of the darkness to grab me by the waist and throw me to the ground. My knees hit the ground first as the breath is knocked out of me. I am too shocked to struggle and it is too dark to see who has caught me. My abductor roughly ties me up and puts on a blindfold; he then kisses me passionately on the lips. Despite the fact that my head is telling me to fight

Three Libras
threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.

Excert From The Prophet
Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines. Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time. A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when

Abduction Secrets
Abduction Secrets by Caoimhe© It started out like most Friday night's... a bit of time out with friends, a few drinks, catching up on times had since we were all last together. I didn't want to stay out as late as some of them; so, I called it a night around eleven, and braving the coolness of the wind; went out to my car for a careful ride home. I didn't even hear the footsteps over the noise of the nearby road; a hand was over my mouth before I could even scream, a voice filled with menacing threats in my ear. The forceful hands on me, dragged me into a closely parked vehicle. Another person in the vehicle, wound a tight blindfold onto me, before then tying my wrists and ankles together. Finally, the hold on me was released, and I was laid down onto the floorboards. I could only hear muted conversation as the car headed off. The fear and adrenaline was high, I was trying to pay attention to the directions taken, to anything that was said, giving me a clue as to what was goin

Unfit Life
Feeling like im living a nightmare wishing for a chance to wake up a struggle within myself to awake but im afraid this is no nightmare lost between reality and a dream i find myself in a struggle to cope then you walk over, you help me up you tell me that every things going to be okay you were my hero my superman but soon enough you revealed your true identity your just another let down you had me so high, now im falling again my trust in those who help me up is now something i question even more i question if i want to be saved laying on my bed a lost caused lost and stuck in a world i dont fit in i was not meant for this world yet i still wake up each morning wondering why..

Abduction
Abduction by Windstalker © Lily glided over the sidewalk. She glanced behind her as she walked. Her lithe body easily navigated the cracked streets with familiarity. She tossed her long chestnut hair over her shoulder and gave one last glance over her shoulder. She collided with something. She quickly looked in front of her, too late to realize that she had been surrounded. Fear uncurled in her breast and darkness came. *********** Rita’s velvety laugh aroused the poor girl laying on the soft mat. “Reckon she’s awake now?” She prodded her with her foot. A mew escaped between the soft lips of the pretty blindfolded girl. Rita’s gaze swept around the small but pretty room. A lamp on the corner cast soft illumination over everyone, reminiscent of candlelight. The carpet was deep beige, matching the light creamy walls. The two armchairs were soft beige as well. Rita looked down in front of her - the girl had dark chestnut colored hair that gleamed softly in the light.

Fyi Ripping Pictures
Thought everyone should know that you should save all the pic's I made for you to your hard drive or from anyone because they made it so that any pic you rip from someone else you get no points for it so save and reupload so you can get the points that u would get when ppl rate them now. Pass the word.......Hopeless I tested and its true.

When It Gets To Hard...
The wind tells me I can't give in. For I have a battle I need to win. The regret is haunting me with fear. Why can't you always be here?? When it gets to hard to sleep at night. Your picture tells me, it'll be alright. The miles between us fade away. As I think I'll be next to you one day. Inside I want to let go of all this. Then I realize how much I would miss. I'm counting on you to hold my hand. Somehow, you make me understand. You give me sense that I can fight. That our relationship won't end tonight. Everytime I call, you pick up the phone. Your voice, shows me that I'm not alone. The whistling wind keeps calling to me. Singing the song that was meant to be. When it gets to hard, pain I don't fight. Tears for you, get me through the night

Abducted Together
Abducted Together by SykoSara © Outside, the rain droned on like there would be no tomorrow. Maybe there won't, she thought glumly. Releasing the curtains, she padded across the room and crawled back into bed, the mattress no more comforting than the cold floor. I just wish I knew why, she thought, the tears once again welling in her dark eyes as she pictured Daniel's loving smile, his dark hair hanging long over his stormy blue eyes. Wasn't he happy? Didn't he love me? Questions raced through her restless mind as she tossed and turned, her wavy brown hair spreading messily over the sheet. A deafening thunderclap made her jump, sitting up as she stared out at the worsening storm. At least the sky's angry, too. He had gone with no warning, leaving the house empty for her to find when she returned from work. He hadn't even taken his things. No clothes, no suitcases, nothing. The idea of abduction had briefly crossed her mind but she dismissed it just as quickly when she rem

That Girl Is Me
I want to know, where did I go? I'm looking for me everywhere But finding me feels impossible Maybe me doesn't exist anymore Walking through the door, Finding a girl starring back Her eyes tell me she knows me; But she's a total stranger Her eyes dark just like mine Hair style layered no differently Face features and skin tone Exactly the same as my own She tells me she's me I know it can never be; That girl may look the same, But i know we are nothing alike. I see a tear rolling down her cheeks, Also feeling something warm crawl down my face I look at her wrist and see the scars; Knowing it's also my pain she shares... Now I know that girl is me Maybe I just didn't realize... That time and pain changed me And betrayal took away my trust. I don't know if I even trust myself But there's one thing I know for sure; This ain't the old girl I used to be... This is the new girl that took over me.

Abby's Ordeal
Abby's Ordeal by make me watch© Have you ever been so horny that you felt sick to your stomach? I feel that way when I haven't had an orgasm in awhile and today was that kind of day. My stomach was in knots. Really torn up. I was sitting in the last class of the day on the last school day of the week watching the clock tick. Just 5 more minutes then I'd have to go back to the apartment. My boyfriend had left that morning for a job interview in Ohio and has we kissed goodbye at the airport, he had casually asked if I'd stay at his place while he was gone. It was just till Sunday evening and he said something about not wanting his roommate tearing the place up. Here's the thing . . . while he didn't trust his roommate alone with his stuff, I didn't trust myself alone with his roommate. My name is . . . actually, maybe I shouldn't reveal that. Just call me Abby. I'm a student and live in Chapel Hill, NC and have been dating Tim for just over a year. He is a very nice guy – a

Friends List
the friends list is a fucking joke not one fucking time has anyone just happen to say hi to me im going to say im sure someone will come back and say stop your bitching and what ill say to that is dont fucking add someone if you dont say hi every now and then ok day 2 not one of you asses looked at this blog

Rayvenred's Bed Time Stories!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rayvenredstorytime This is an adult group that combines the horror with erotica or down right pervertion. From hauntings, werewolves, vampires, demons and any other creature that has something freaky to share with us all. Feel free to add stories that you have collected or even written yourself. All are welcome as long as you are over 18 and you are respectful in your actions to all other members. NOTE: TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THIS IS X-RATED MATERIAL! EVERYONE HAS TO BE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE TO ENTER, AND IF YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD IT'LL BE 21. If you have any questions you can reach me by emailing me rayvenred1@yahoo.com mark the subject "questions for bedtime stories" and I will respond! Wicked Kisses to Y/you all! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rayvenredstorytime

Holy Crap This Shit Is Strong
Ok so we bought some Absente Liquer. This shit has been outlawed in the United States for like a 100 years...It was made legal about 3 months ago..I can see why it was made illegal. I have drang one cup of this shit and I am feeling like I have had 4 or 5 shots of Tequila.. It taste like shit and smells like shit but damnit this has become my favorite drink...

Contest Last Attempt
ok all one more time hehe i entered a clevege contest it will start midnight the 14th runs from sat to sat comment bombing i will post another blog and bulletins with the link when its time please all be ready to comment bomb really need the support this time 1st place is a vip i miss my vip so PLEASE PLEASE HELP WHEN IT IS TIME

Sigh
Been having a stressful and a bad day I probably will just sign off. It's a long story, an ongoing problem i've been having. Disappointed in myself for my stupidity! And helping someone who wont help themselves and I end up getting hurt and burned yet again. And my daughter and her ADHD problems and my teen not going to school etc. just going through alot, not to mention health problems. Well I'm done bitching about myself and my life..lol Thanks for listening. Lisa

Hugg War!!!
YOU BETTER HUG ME NOW! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you are really loved by alot!

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

A Twisted Mind Or A Shattered Heart
An empty shell And broken dreams Plunged into hell My innocence screams. A twisted mind A shattered heart Looking......cant find Find myself, where to start. Lost in my reflection Reflecting upon my loss Crying out for affection Yet not trying to make you cross. You poured the water from my glass You stole the essence from my soul Solidified statue am i in brass Buried in a war fields hole. Emotion spewing from each crevice and crack Bottled up feelings popping open like wine How to begin to reel my life back How do i find my way back to this life of mine?

Alcatraz
Alcatraz by Rob and Anne Wlodarski (robanne@ix.netcom.com) Welcome to HAUNTED ALCATRAZ!---or Hellcatraz as it was called by some inmates. The history does not begin or end with the use of Alcatraz as a prison and penitentiary, for it was known to Native Americans, and avoided as a place that contained evil sprits. The energy of those who came to "The Rock" and never left, still remains for visitors from around the world to see, feel, and even hear. Alcatraz is a portal to another dimension, where unexplainable events continue to occur. Whoever, or whatever lurks in the shadows can be heard, seen, and felt. As parapsychologists suggest, where so much trauma and negative emotion have occurred, there is bound to be residual energy---and Alcatraz has the feel of an immense haunted house, complete with fog, and restless spirits. Although the candle may have burned out for Alcatraz long ago, its legend never did. Prior to its discovery by Europeans, Alcatraz wa

Another Loved One Leaves
I can't understand what I have done that is so bad that makes everyone want to leave me. Now my son decided that he can't stay in my house and has went to his fathers. My kids are the reason that I AM. What will I do without him? I haven't cried this much since my ex-husband left. I will go on, only because my daughter needs me. But I have to figure this out and fix the problem. Sorry to be such a drag.

Prison Vs Work
Prison vs. Work ..> ..> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK.....you have to share. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.

News 9/22
DRAMA - I'm Starting this news blog with this because I feel it is most important. I have had complaints about members not bombing, or not leveling people.First let me say members ARE required to participate they ARE NOT required to do both.If Staff hasn't seen your ID participating in something crew related you WILL be removed!! To ALL Staff and Members If someone hasn't leveled or bombed you remember that as long as they have participated in some way they are within guidelines. I have heard there are certain people shoutboxing others demanding that another member come bomb or level THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! You can either ask nicely or not ask at all.We are working to get this stopped.NO ONE in this crew has the right to demand another member.I am the owner and I give the orders.So to whoever has been doing this... STOP IT NOW.If anyone has had a problem with another member or even staff bring it to MY attention.Either through WSC or through my personal account psychorainstorm.Your

Sea Of Emotion
Hoping for the Best... Hoping for the best and trying to prepare for the worst is becoming harder to accomplish each and every time the hand clicks into another second of what lies before me. Seeing the past without even looking back has begun to haunt my every moment; which makes it really hard for me to see anything approaching my path. My ignorance is to blame, I know, however my efforts to turn the table on myself have reached a very near end. Letting this slip now will certainly allow a much longer slide in the direction I've been avoiding than I ever would have experienced in the first place. Turmoil fills my heart from all around me; but I don't care to find out how much I can take along with my own. Surely, the turmoil I sink everyday isn't overflowing my every whim to find shore soon! Treading this blood has become very tiresome...so much that I feel I should maybe let myself drown in the sea I created. It seems the only way I'll ever cease to make it deeper. Shallo

Children Of The 60's, 70's, And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

When Sending A Friend Request To Ms Dallas In My Hh Giveaway Contest
HI EVERYONE, I NEED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, SINCE I AM IN THIS HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY OF MS DALLAS CONTEST, WHEN YOU FRIEND REQUEST PLEASE DO NOT I MEAN DO NOT EMAIL HER ABOUT ADDING YOU, PLEASE SENDING HER A FRIEND REQUEST IN THE FRIENDS REQUEST BLANK BOX "GINA", THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. HERE IS MS DALLAS GOTTI THE HOST OF MY HH GIVEAWAY TO WIN 65, 000 COMMENTS IN FIRST. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING. SHE HAD A FRIEND DIED, SO PLEASE DO NOT GIVE HER A ROUGH TIME. AND PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH HER TO ACCEPT UR FRIEND REQUEST. ALSO IF U SEND HER A BLANK FRIEND REQUEST, SHE WILL DENY U OF NOT HELPING ME OUT. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. THANK YOU. TO SEND A FRIEND REQUST TO MS GOTTI AND IN THE BLANK FRIEND REQUEST WHEN YOU SEND IT TO HER PUT "GINA". MS DALLAS GOTTI DON~ MsDallas©~ Gotti Family Don~@ fubar

Words To Ponder
I found this on a website and it made a lot of sense to me. Thought I would share: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbo

God Hates Me (part 2)
2 More Examples. . . Hanging Out And Drinking With Someone Very Fun And What Do I Do? I Puke Like A Freshman. . . I'm Forced To Go To Burger King Because My Little Brother Hates My Beef Stew And What Happens? I Get A Speeding Ticket. That Is All.

Clevage Photo Contest Oct 14-20
I will be holding a contest on 10/14/2007 thru 10/20/07 . Clevage photo comments ony each comment will be 1 point. contest will start sunday at 0000 which is midnight saturday runs thru midnight saturday winners will be annouced monday 10/21/07 1st place vip or 7 day blast winner choice 2nd place 3day blast 3rd place 1day blast 4th place 1day ticker 5th place 1day ticker anyone who doesnt have atleast 1000 comments by Thursday at noon will be removed from contest. no programs to blast bombing you will be removed self bombing is encouraged . if you would like to enter send me a photo you would like or i can pick one for you . all photos must be to me by 10/13/07 hope to get alot of enteries prizes are subect to change depending on number of enteries. thanks bingo

You Know You're Grom Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

Superman Sighting!!
Police probe 'Superman' sighting Police are investigating after villagers in Romania claimed to see a Superman-like figure flying through the sky. Almost 20 villagers, from Gemeni, Mehedinti county, claim the UFO was wearing a shiny blue suit, just like Superman's. Police officers took written statements from all of the witnesses and say they described the figure in the same way. Local policeman Ion Anuta said: "We talked to people of different ages who are all reliable citizens in our village. "They all said they saw this strange creature who flew over their houses in his shiny blue costume. We'll just have to see what happens next." Villager Constantin Toader, 41, said: "He looked like Superman and was flying slowly at about 100 yards from the ground in a standing position. He didn't make any smoke or sound. Just cruising around."

25 Ways To Tell You're Getting Older
25 Signs You're Getting Older 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps

Nobody Home
Nobody Home I couldn't tell you why she felt that way, She felt it everyday.And I couldn't help her, I just watched her make the same mistakes again.What's wrong, what's wrong now?Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.Be strong, be strong now.Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.She wants to go home, but nobody's home.That's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.Her feelings she hides.Her dreams she can't find.She's losing her mind.She's fallen behind.She can't find her place.She's losing her faith.She's fallen from grace.She's all over the place.Yeah, ohShe wants to go home, but nobody's home.It's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.She's lost inside, lost inside...oh ohhh

Ohio(cont)
Johnstown - Union Lake - The lake was re-named by locals in the 1960's to Hell Lake because of the numerous sighting of a the apparition of a young boy that appears just before sunset floating from one end of the lake to the other. Kelly 92s Island - 4-H Camp - Things move around the cabin when no one was around, voices are hear by the deaf, and people sometimes see dark figures walking on the beach only to disappear in a heartbeat. Kent - Kent University - Stuart Hall - This Vacant dorm located on Kent State's campus, not far from the student center has several rumors of hauntings. There are broken windows and bars against the doors urging you not to even try and trespass. Vines have grown all along the walls as well... Noises are heard and every now and then you can see a light from the window, even though "no one" has been in there for several years... Kent - Masonic Temple - Marvin Kent home- Masonic Temple former mansion of Marvin Kent. Bessie Kent was burned alive whi

I Shall Seek And Find You
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

:-)
ok well first blog...will make it short and sweet..ummm bit about me ....easy goin kinda guy..always up for a laff...love to meet new ppl so feel free to drop me a line..thats about it for now...ill think of something interesting to say next time...maybe...lol...any questions?..no?..ok bye :-P

Show Me Love
Show Me Love Ahhh... Yeah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Heartbreaks and promises, I’ve had more than my shareI’m tired of giving my love and getting nowhere, nowhereWhat I need is somebody who really caresI really need a lover, a lover who wants to be thereIt’s been so long since I touched a wanting handI can’t put my love on the line, that I hope you’ll understand So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love I’m tired of getting caught up in those one night affairsWhat I really need is somebody who will always be thereDon’t you promise me the world, all that I’ve already heardThis time around for me baby, actions speak louder than words So if you’re looking for devotion, talk to meCome with your heart in your handsBecause me love is guaranteed So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Show me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow

Life Lessons
I found this when I was cleaning my desk at work and I remembered how much I liked it and how much sense it makes to me. Thought I would share. ~~~ LIFE INSTRUCTIONS ~~~ 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slow but think quick. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?". 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call yo

Ohio(cont)
Dalton - Dalton Cemetery - A cemetery that people say is haunted by two men and a woman. One of the men is supposed to be the founder of Dalton and the women is his wife. Nobody knows who the other man is. Dayton - Air force base - The P.O.W exhibit and Lady Be Good and the Hop along are haunted. In the Hop Along there is a blood stain which the janitors cant remove. Dayton - Air Force Museum - Little Vietnamese boy who walks the museum at night. He was said to have died in one of the helicopters. Another haunting I have seen is a nazi fighter plane the pilot who had crashed and died, the plane was restored and the pilot waves out the window to visitors Dayton - Hospice of Dayton (inpatient unit) - Numerous sightings of children reported by patients. The staff refers to them as "The Kids." Dayton - Oakwood High School - In the city's south suburbs, has long been the sight of two hauntings. One is said to be that of a young man who hung himself in the junior hallway som

I Can't Go On
I can't live with what i have done. I'm sick of hurting all the ones i love. i know I've let them all down the pain is getting harder to bear. I'm sick of holding on, the pain keeps growing inside. nothing still seems to go right. they deserve to be proud, not ashamed of someone like me. they just don't seem to understand, I'm unhappy, i don't want to go on anymore. the tears keep pouring, not knowing what I'm waiting for. the bottles on my left, the gun is on my right. please my love, stop going through my head. your making this so harder to do. i love you so much, I'm just so sick of letting you down. you deserve so much better, than a failure like me. so baby please forgive me... i cant go on with my life anymore

Life Is A Waterfall
Life is a waterfall, We're one in the river, And one again after the fall. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? Cause we are the ones that want to play, Always want to go, But you never want to stay, And we are the ones that want to choose, Always want to play, But you never want to lose. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free your life. Life is a waterfall, We drink from the river, Then we turn around and put up our walls. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? Cause we are the ones that want to play, Always want to go, But you never want to stay, And we are the ones that want to choose, Always want to play, But you never want to lose. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free your life. Aerials, so up high, When you free your eyes, Eternal prize. Aerials, in the sky, When you lose small mind, You free

Time Is Running Out .. They Are Flyin .. Grab It While You Can
ok .. So i fibbered a lil .. There isnt any special offers .. nothings flyin out the door . But .. Time is Running out .. and Mary needs all the bombing she can get in these last hours of the contest .. Please .. If you can even just Come by Rate her and leave a few comments . it wont take up too much of your time .. Be a Friend will you ?? * bats lashes* Anyone of my friends that comes by and leaves at least 10 Comments on her pic Ill buy them a drink .... Come on its her First Contest .. and hoping to be her first Blast . So .. Im goin on on a branch for a friend her . a VERY GOOD FRIEND .. So .. If you come by . Ill be there .. Ill see you and Buy you a drink .. Deal ???? * BIG SMILES* Ok here's the link.. Hop on over now . and bomb her .. Hugggggggins and Smoochies to all that do .. Thank you Friends :) Wen

Veg Head
Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion Sep 20, 4:50 PM (ET) DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A man was arrested after he hit his wife in the back of the head with an onion. James Izzolena, 54, of Des Moines, had been drinking, became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and threw an onion at her during an argument on Wednesday, police said. Police said James Izzolena admitted throwing the onion at his wife but said he didn't mean to hit her. His wife told police it made her head hurt.

Ohio(cont)
Beaver Creek - Carpenter Road - In the mid 70's a man hung himself from one of the trees near the bend. On foggy nights you can see a shadow walking and hear moaning. Bellefontaine - Camp Wilson - This is a camp over 100 years old, there are numerous ghosts that are said to roam the camp at night, the most haunted area is known as the Y tree. there are hundreds of sightings every year, the most occurring ghosts are "Abe" a ghost said to be seen on trails roaming the grounds with a stove pipe hat and "Timmy" a ghost that is heard giggling and running around by the rail road tracks. Berea - Baldwin-Wallace - Kohler Hall - A current dormitory for Baldwin-Wallace College, this building was built in the mid 1800s, and used as a hospital during the civil war. It has been (among other things), a part of the Underground Railroad, a psychiatric institution, an orphanage, and a morgue. The basement is where the most people have died, as it was where the most critical soldiers were taken,

Hate For Stupid Folks
well yet again i have a heart fulla hate this time its toward people who dont like cus of my skin but i guess we cnt change the way some folks think but when your being stupid fucks with my life and makes the people i care 4 upset then i get pissed off

Because Of You
"Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry ever

For Our Seniors
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember,

In Ohio
Abbeyville - cry baby bridge - a train bridge in Abbeyville, is reported to be haunted, located on Abbeyville Rd, there are two different stories about this bridge, one being that a young girl back in the 1950\'s threw her baby off the bridge in an effort to hide her pregnancy. The church that is next to the bridge is also supposed to be haunted as black masses were held there decades ago. the story goes if you park under the bridge and turn off your ignition, your car will refuse to start again until you push it from underneath the bridge, you can also hear the baby crying when its completely silent out, a word of warning is to stay off the bridge as it is still used by trains on a daily basis, especially at night. Adams - Blue Creek - Mt. Unger Cemetery - It is known to be that if you go there at night you can see a guy that hung himself so that he could be with his wife, that he killed. Akron - Archbishop Hoban High School - The new art rooms, tutoring center and admissions

Password Hacking.....phishing
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

The Cemetary
The Cemetary by Julie.Pepe@happcontrols.com I was in England on a town and country tour in 1985. I was out shopping with three friends one free afternoon in Stratford upon Avon. We had all picked up quit a few nice souveniers in this beautiful, quaint little town where Shakespear was born, raised, educated, and died. We were on our way back to our hotel when we decided to stop at the cemetary where Shakespear was buried to look at his tombstone. We found it on the map and headed that way. The sky was getting dark and we realized some rain was kicking up (not unusual in England in October) We all had umbrellas with us, so we didn't mind. At the graveyard, we were looking and reading the inscriptions on some of the tombstones. I was always fascinated by these old stones. Some of them were as old at the 1300's. The other three kids I was with went up to the church and were looking to see if there was an open door for us to go in. "I

Crappy People! Read This!
I guess I'm going to start flagging everything NSFW.. wierd website.. Things that I don't think would need to be marked are marked and things that should be are not.! WFT.. Also.. I don't know what people's problems are but, (NEWS FLASH) Don't be rude to me.. 4 real.. I don't have time for the crap.. I'm very happy, positive and peaceful.. DRAMA FREE.. If you don't have someone nice to say dont say anything at all... ight.. Fair.. I think so.. Have a wonderful night

A Poem For Women And Men
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.

The Long Flame
The Long Flame by lhub@pivot.net I'm not sure if this would be considered a real ghost story, but it happened and I can't explain why. In 1989, the woman who would have been my mother-in-law, Virginia Morris died after being very sick for a long time. She was a very religious woman, and her favorite Bible verse was John 3:16. In fact she had 316 J on her licsense plate on her car. She died just a few weeks before the wedding of her youngest son, John. My boy friend, and later my husband, was an usher at the wedding. They had lit two candle in the ceremony, one for Virginia, and one for the niece of the bride who had died a year before. All through the ceremony, I noticed that the candle for Virginia had a very long flame on it, which went back to normal after the ceremony was over. The minister had also mentioned John 3:16 in the ceremony, which I thought was odd, because it has nothing to do with marriage. After the ceremony

Building A House Of Fire
Building A House of Fire by jslacour@sprynet.com When I was about 7 or 8, my family moved to North Carolina, an area famous for ghosts. We moved into a modest 2-story house that appeared normal from all aspects. Everything was great for the first couple of months, until I started to realize that something about this place frightened me. At the head of the stairs, my father's bedroom door was to the right and mine to the left. Even in the hottest weather, my father's bedroom was deathly cold. The first few events ocurred in my bedroom. My grandfather worked at Duke University and would bring home tennis balls hit out of the court for our dog to play with. Our dog would, most annoyingly, play with these balls in my room late at night. As a means of stopping this, I would lock the balls (3 of them) in my closet, which opened outward. The next morning, I would awake to find my dog playing with her 3 tennis balls with the closet STIL

Realization
There is a women that I know. This women knows more about me then I even know about myself. She has done so much for me over the years to try and make and keep me happy. She has even over the years pointed out to me all the things I need to do in order to make myself happy. She has even told me that if I can make myself happy, I will be able to make the people I care about the most even happier. All I could do is throw it back into her face. I just now noticed once again thanks to her that I have done the opposite of what she has been teaching me all of these years. I have pushed everyone away that matters. I blamed everyone else for what is wrong. I should have been blaming myself for some of theses things. I should have pulled the people that matter to me the most closer to me. Every time I should have opened up I have closed and locked my feeling deep inside of me. If I could only turn the hands of time back. Now that I am finally ready to open up to her it is to late. It is

To?
I got too attached. To the lies. To the truths. To the feelings. To the lack thereof. To the common interests. To the differences. To the idea that I was in love. To the fear that I wasn't. To the touching. To the talking. To the laughter. To the sadness. To all I'd never wanted. To nothing I'd always desired. To the openness. To the secrets. To the shouting. To the whispering. To everything. To nothing.

The Dead Here Still Walk
The Dead Here Still Walk by davidc@westworld.com The story I'm about to tell scares the hell out of me just trying to recall it up from my memories, some things are best left dead and buried. After having read the stories on this site, I think it might help me rest easier having let others know of the terror I have experienced at the hand of the supernatural. It all began in 1992 when I moved into a house in Ironton Ohio, a small town in the southern tip of the state. I moved into an old house that was over a hundred years old. At first things were normal, considering getting used to the creeks and moans an older home emits when settling after the sun sets. About two weeks after I experienced my first encounter, I had just finished watching David Letterman, and proceeded with shutting up the house for the night. It was early October and the night air was beginning to get chilly, so I shut the windows I had opened and went into the

Grandma In The Courtroom
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't buil

House With An Evil History
House with an Evil History by sburmann@uta.com Here's some paranormal experiences I have had at my grandmother's house. Maybe you can add this to your Web Site (which is pretty good I might add)? Sorry it's kinda long (a lot of stuff happened). For years, while I was growing up, I never liked to go to my grandparents' house. Though I love my grandparents dearly (we're quite close), I dreaded spending the night at their house. Rarely did I spend more than one night over there without going home. There was something eerie about that house. Two years ago, at our Christmas gathering, I discovered it had quite an undesirable history. It was Christmas, and my paranormal experiences were confirmed by several members of my family. We were talking in the living room when my mother came in and asked, "Who's baby is in the dining room?" Since nobody had a baby at the party, several women went in to check. The baby crawled in the midd

Dark Figures
Dark Figures by rclevlnd@brutus.bright.net When I was about 8 or 9 (Maybe older), I was at a friends house in my hometown of Fremont, Ohio. We were playing with his star wars figures, and I noticed what I thought was a black cat. I asked my friend when his parents had gotten him a cat. He stated, "We don't have one." He seemes a little agitated at my question, so I went into the hall and there it was again, right by the stairs leading down to the living room. I said, "Well, what is this then?". When he came into the hallway, it dashed down the stairs. He naturally didn't see it, and looked even more upset. His mother was sitting down in the living room, and I called down to her to see if she had seen the cat. She was extremely upset, and told us to go back into my friends room, and stop playing around the stairs. I was supposed to spend the night that night, but my parents showed up about a half an hour later, and

The Painter In Me
The Painter I Wish To Be... If I were a painter, I paint a beautiful picture 4 all 2 see, If that was the only way 4 you 2 be with me. We be there 2gether just like we use 2 be.... underneath the swirling sky 4 all 2 see, an I'm dreaming of a place were I can see your smiling face and I think my brush would take me there, but If only I was a painter, and could paint a beautiful memory I climb into the swirling sky 2 be with thee.... Hoping you climb outside the swirling blue sky 2 be with me 2 ........ This was written for me by a good friend a long time ago...

Life
The clock of life is wound but once, And no man has the power To tell just when the hands will stop At late or early hour. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still.

The Night Grandmother Died
The Night Grandmother Died by rosalie@globalreach.net The night my Grandmother died. In retrospect my family has always had some sort of "psychic" experience. Family members would often know important information that was not yet told to them. We were the first to be at a friends side when some tragedy struck. I guess you could say that as a whole we were very empathetic. The night my grandmother died was to be the exception, no feelings were involved but actual sights and sounds were. My aunt who lived next door to us at the time, awoke at about 2;15 a.m. on the morning she died. She was hearing sounds from her living room, sounds she could only describe as shuffling footsteps, and they were heavy. My grandmother in life had weighed close to 300 lbs. and had problems with her knees since she was about 40. Another aunt living in New Orleans at the time, awoke from a nightmare at 2:15 a.m. to the sight of my Grandfathers casket(who

Experiences From England
Experiences from England by m.lacher@sussex.ac.uk Most of your stories seem to be from people in the States. This is one from someone living in England. Apparently I am someone that 'stirs' up spirits where-ever I go. I bought a house in Brighton in Sussex, built in 1877. It had been owned by the policeman who bought it from new and then his spinster daughter who died in it. It was in a dreadful state and took three months to get one room, the kitchen and bathroom habitable. We moved in and spent another six months getting the rest of the house together. My husband restores old buildings, making them as they were originally. We even took all the old paint and wallpaper off the walls and framed a section of the original William Morris wallpaper which had been varnished - they did that in Victorian society in order to preserve the wallpaper. Well, once we had furnished the place we settled back to enjoy it and then some odd

Password Hacking!!
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Ghosts At The Cemetary
Ghosts at the Cemetary by dominicc@mgl.ca Now, a cemetary is an obvious place to look for ghosts, but this is a sighting none the less. Last winter I was visitng relatives in a different town. My family and I were driving from my aunts house very late one night. The city we were in is up in northern Canada so it was absolutely freezing out. We were chatting and listening to the radio like any family does during a car ride. We turned onto a long street that lines the whole graveyard in this city, when all of the sudden my sister noticed the speedomiter was going haywire. The dial on it was spinning around continuasly for no reason what so ever,and there was nothing actually wrong with the car, and we were still driving at the same speed. We were all very puzzled at this when I spotted something out of the coner of my eye in the graveyard. I looked and it was a woman just standing in the graveyard starring at the road. The woman did

Lonliness
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Not Sure Just Started Writing
she yearns... to feel that loving touch to close her eyes and feel that warm embrace. the moon bright across the dark blue sky she wonders, if the sight she sees is the same sky that shine upon him now. a tear... a sweet memories take over her mind.... she slides her hand along the grass..... thinking back on every gentle caress... she is at peace... knowing that one day the waves in the water will sail her back home to him.... in his arms once again until the day that death parts them.... even then thier love will never end.

Life After Domestic Violence
Courtesy of MsTags.com Life after domestic violence is not the happy experience that people think it is. You have to go through each day one step at a time. Your whole life for how ever long you endured the violence was your existence; you did not know anything else. Everything that you suffered during that time over shadowed what life really was supposed to be. Coming to terms with the fact that you are a person, that you are not the useless human being that you were made to feel is the most difficult first step. For months or years you have been a no-body, someone not worth looking at or even someone to know. How do you start to rebuild your life? To be honest this is a struggle that I am going through every day, I still feel worthless even though I know that I have a purpose in life and that’s not to be bullied or battered by someone who claims they love me. I am yet to find what my purpose in life is. To start with my struggle began with just getting out of bed in t

Haunted Apartment
Haunted Apartment by 2501@johnny Although the address above is Larry Perkins, this contribution comes from his roommate, Terrie Wallace. About five years ago, I was living in a small studio apartment in Pocatello, Idaho located at 431 South 9th Avenue #3. I lived there for eight years, and all in all it was enjoyable. It had been an old house, that had been converted into apartments, and in its youth during Pocatello's younger years, had been owned by a well to do family- my little abode had been the maid's room. The building had four apartments, one downstairs, one up, and two on the side, plus a small house in back. It was very much in a college neighborhood, and so new tennants were frequent. One night when one the basement apartment tennants were moving out, they had taken a load of things over to their new abode, and came home to find the lights on, and a mop in the middle of the living room- which hadn't been the

The Upstairs Hallway
The Upstairs Hallway by dpickfor@mn.uswest.net Okay, I'm not very good at this, so bear with me. My house is haunted. To put a finer point on it my upstairs hallway is haunted. When I was young I slept in a bedroom upstairs but I have since then moved to the basement because it terrifies me to walk down the stairs from my bedroom to the main floor. When I was young I thought for sure that Dracula was standing on the upstairs landing staring at me as I went down the stairs. It was like he was silently threatening to jump on my back and suck all the blood from my body and leave me dying and watching in vain while he killed the rest of my family. That's the closest I can come to explaining the feeling decending the stairs gave me. But what was I supposed to do? My bedroom was up there, I suppose I could have slept on the couch but I still would have to go upstairs because the only bathroom was up there. So my only solution was to go down the stairs with my

Elemental Sex
elemental sex She lay dry, Barren and parched, For it had been many revolutions since her lover had given of himself to her. Yet deep within, The blood of her quickened For she felt the pulling, the longing, For he was coming. A general darkening all about announced his imminent arrival. A transformation from blistering and bright. To sweltering and dim. she saw far down around the curves of her body, the traces proclaiming his coming and his intent. The very air spoke of him, Quiver with his pent passion, the fury of his desire not to be denied or contained. She exposes herself in anticipation, Relishing the deluge she is about to experience. Accepting the violation and destruction, As price paid for the gift. Anticipating the moistening of the valleys of her body, With his life giving deeds. Unashamed of the lust in her, Of the need. AND then he was upon her around her, Surrounding her, His gust front disarraying the t

Sorry
I know that I am always right, Of that there is no doubt," I said that one day as I put My jeans on inside-out. "The folks who think I am not right Are living in a dream." I said, and then my teeth I brushed With handy first-aide cream. "I never will do wrong,'" I say. "That is no idle boast," As I spread the catsup thick Upon my morning toast. "The rightness of my life is such That it can't be ignored I said then as the orange juice I in my coffee poured. I hurried through the outside door. To work I planned to ride, But I had not my key ring. and I guessed it was inside. "Since it's is such a lovely day, A walk will be a treat," I reasoned very sadly as I trudged on down the street. I pass some laughing people then. My horror grows and grows As I observe that all of them Are pointing at my toes. Filled with wounded pride, I shout. "It happens that I CHOOSE To challenge people's fashion sense By wearing unmatched shoes!" "Besides,

A Neighbor's Ghost Story
A Neighbor's Ghost Story by littlewing@worldnet.att.net We are a young couple who recently moved to New York City to attend school. Upon moving into our apartment at 120 MacDougal St (#19), we met and became surprisingly quick friends with our neighbor, Shashi, who lived across the hall from us. During one of our many dinners together, he commenced to tell us of the true events that happened to him, the summer of 1995. A little history on the layout of his apartment - like so many buildings in Greenwich Village, ours was constructed sometime during the 1700's. Shashi has been fortunate enough to have held this apartment in his family for the past 30 years but, subsequently, it has not been refurnished in quite a while. The walls are exposed bricks ,and the toilet is old enough to still have the tank mounted on the wall several feet above the toilet bowl itself. The apartment is basically a 1 bedroom, with the wall separating t

Gina Contest Blog
Hey all...Gina...our newest memeber is in a give away. The giveaway is for a VIP and is first to 65,000 comments and a rate! You must add the host in order to help Gina out..that link is: MsDallas©~ Gotti Family Don~@ fubar And the link to Gina's pic is :

The Restless Calvary Of The Confederacy
The Restless Calvary of the Confederacy by OMAGIC@worldnet.att.net Lets see it had to be almost a year ago since it happened. My name is David and for the past couple of years a group of friends and i began night patrolling major civil war battlefields in central Virginia. We were hired to watch out for relic hunters and things out of the ordinary on these historic sites. Anyway like I was trying to say was in the first couple of weeks into september of 1995 my co-workers and I were called out to do a late patrol around the Five Forks and Cold Harbor areas. It was about 2:00 a.m. we got a call over the radio about figures in one of the battlefields nearby so me and my partner take the call. We get to the entrance hop out of my truck and look around. I guess we spent 7 minutes out in the cold, then we heard the sound of people running of into the woods from the center of the field. The sound was very clear considering there were no other

"uncle Victor"
"Uncle Victor" by otistj@nextdim.com My wife and I grew up in a small town in southern Idaho. The place is normally quiet, with the exception of migrant farm workers bringing in some excitement in the summer and during harvest. At least it is on the outside. I had dated my wife in the mid-80s--we married in 1995--during that time my wife's family lived in a house way out in the country. All the times I took her home, she never invited me in. I thought it was me--might have been--but there is another explaination. Before they moved into it it had been vacant for approx. 3 years. Perhaps this is the reason why. One morning as she awoke from spending the night on the couch. She got up to use the bathroom and returned to the couch and laid down. She heard bells tinkling, which seemed to be moving towards her. She felt a presence in the room, a bad one, and she looked up far enough to see what appeared to be the legs of her unc

Aunt Linda's House
Aunt Linda's House by brian@erols.com Well, knowing that my family has had a rocky past with ghosts in different places they've lived, it was no wonder that as soon as I discovered this page my family would start bringing up some stories. I found one that really intrigued me, for the simple fact that it was my favorite place to stay during the summer, my Aunt Linda's house. Her house was, at one time, a two family house, but when she bought the place, they opened the house up. In the upstairs, there was a hallway connecting the two halves of the house and a small room at the center. This room, for a long time, was my uncle's bedroom, (her younger brother). While cleaning up the house, they had found an old rocking chair in the attic. He had taken it and put it in a corner of his room, using it as a reading chair during the night. One night, after basketball practice, he lay down on his bed, across the room from the rocking

Grandfather's House
Grandfather's House by cooke@epix.net@epix.net My husband and I were coming home from our honeymoon and we stopped by his grandfather's home on the way back to our home. We stayed the night because it was late. My husband and I slept in a second bedroom and his grandfather slept in his own. We layed down and tried to sleep. About ten or fifteen minutes went by and I heard a woman's voice. It said,"Good-night Harold." My husband's grandfather is Harold. I laid there for a few minutes terrified not knowing whether to say anything. My husband then asked if I just heard something. I said "yes, did you?" He said he heard a woman say "Good-night,Harold." In the morning we asked his grandfather if he had an intercom or gotten a phone call or anything or heard anyone the night before and he said that he hadn't. We never told him what we heard. My husband's grandmother had died many years before, was it her?

Need Help Of People Bombin My 65,000 In A Hh Giveaway I Am In
HI EVERYONE, I NEED MY FRIENDS AND BOMBERS TO HELP ME IN A HH GIVEAWAY FOR A 7 DAY STRAIGHT OF 65,000 COMMENTS THANK YOU. HERE IS THE LINK.. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&i=2402864241 There is the link please help. I need 65,000 comments to win.

One For The Girls...lmao
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other! Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Visions To Come One.>>
Our lives are said its best to leave to chance well im doing this now> use to I looked and tried ; Wanted all to go the way I wanted right then . anxious I guess, but now all just seems to be right here before me . Im just letting things happen and trying not to expect anything. but in my heart I am wanting it all. I seem to smile more and I am happy; now all time , cant help it > Lot of changes seem to of took place over night, in my life > wow! there is a song If this is love that im feeling ,then this is the love > cant think of rest of the song . But I guess im ,making no sence at all. I know ive just about done this ; been there done that and still hoping wishing and dreaming ; But it doesn,t feel ill get hurt this time . something is differen . Cant explain what but I do feel its different . hugs all. diana

An Arrow
A howl is heard across the forest, reaching Shadow as she sits on a rock staring at the arrow buried in the ground. A wooden shaft that tries to unleash itself from the blood soaked ground. A silent command was spoken and the arrow remains still. Blood is only around where the arrowhead is buried. The part of what Shadow wants to remain hidden and she is the one who commanded the arrow to remain. She hears the howl of her protector once again and knows he is running closer to where she is. She turns to the direction of his howl and sees the blood red sun setting against the purple-blue sky near the edge of the forest. Shadow turns her gaze back to the arrow in the ground to secure the safety, but she stares into the amber eyes of her golden wolf. He sits by the arrow with his gaze questioning hers. No emotion is needed. No words are spoken. Brown eyes stare at amber eyes. Shadow closes her eyes to keep those majestic amber eyes from reading them. She bows her head down to look at he

Picture Quote
"Think of a photograph as an insight into the soul of the world; with the special ability to transform your mood, take you to faraway places, and reinvigorate your sense of wonder." Lee Rentz http://leerentz.com/

Hanging On [by A Thread]
Laughing through the distance; Pushing through this crowd. Running from my sense of being, every thing's just too loud. I'm humming along with this melody, that's playing in my head - Softly whispering to myself inside; I'm hanging on by a thread. My tolerance is being tested - How much farther is the edge? How much further till my legs walk to the end of this old ledge? & I'm in the midst of understanding, I want so badly to know... Why do I only hear these lonely whispers everywhere I seem to go? I'm a broken child with no innocence - Another teen without a place, Just another statistic on the board - Someone else with a lost face. & My strength is diminshing; My mind is beginning to lose it's grip - As once again, those old, rehearsed whispers slip past my dry, pale lips

My Ex And His Crap
My ex is taking or attempting to take me to court over our daughter who I have complete custody of. He has no leg to stand on and is trying to get me blocked from shipping to Basic training. I took Samantha to TX to stay with my family who want to spend holidays with her and this is the first time they have met her. She's happy and safe. Now he's trying to tell me no JAG is going to be able to help me in civilian matters. He's an idiot at best and I dislike him so much. I just want to leave and get this over with but can't until I"m sure this is all good and he doesn't go try to kidnap Sam.

Official Porn Names -the End Lol
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Dazed And Confused...
Have you ever been dazed and confused...never quiet amused by how lifes taking its toll on your heart...how everything seems to change..and no one's letting you know...how people same to slowly fade away...how friendships stay the same old way..how the one person you love never seems to notice your exsistence...how everything you tried to do,to fix life just keeps on breakin down...how your thoughts consume you..how you cant think beacuse the little worries mean so much to you..how sometimes you wake up wanting it all to end...and in the end your still dazed and confused.

A Real Kitty Story
Funny cat story: I've owned cats for 25 years now. The other morning while taking care of my morning wakeup duties (ie whizzing) Silver (who is the kitten I'm holding in my profile pic) came flying into the bathroom and leaped into the toilet bowl! Since I was in the middle of peeing, it was hard to shut off and he was in the bowl! Yeah I peed on him!!! Silver was soaked in pee and toilet water and I grabbed him out of the bowl, got him into the tub and gave him his first bath since I got him! Needless to say, he wasn't happy.... That is the FIRST time I've had a cat do that. I've had a few close calls, but Silver is my first "golden shower" cat! My 17 year old son has taken to calling Silver Mr. Pee-body! LOL

Official Porn Names Again
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The Wind
Siting alone only one there is the sky so as I sit and sing the, lonely wind carries my song, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness, The city lights flash as i wander in the darkness, searching for what I have lost, hear my cry oh wind of desire, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness The country side is vast and so is the boundries of my bound spirit, it longs for a place to go, somewhere to call home, as it rains I cry out to the sky, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness Scatter to the wind, my joyous thoughts, my courage to live a better life, I give up take me lord, take me to a better place, far from this place I once called home.

You Taught Me
I push people away, Even when they say they want to stay. You taught me that people leave, Now I never believe. I've built walls around me, High and strong can't you see? People can't see what's inside, You taught me how to hide. I cry at night the tears fall so fast, You taught me that love doesn't last. Still you don't see, The hurt you have caused me. I know too much for someone so young, But I can't tell, you taught me to bite my tongue. You say I love you without much meaning, And you taught me to be independent, no leaning. But I want to let people inside, I want to lean on somebody I don't want to hide. Don't you see? I want someone to love me. I want to set my heart completely free. You taught me to lock myself up tight, But I need somebody tonight. I hate the way you taught me these things, The way I know the pain life brings.

Funny Porn Names Part1
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Cleavage Contest
Hey Friends, I'm going to need your help. I have entered a contest for the best cleavage. Please come help bomb my pic with comments. The contest will begin Sept 26th at 5 pm pst. You will need to fan/rate/add him if he is not already on your list. Here is the link to his page: »†HøĦå§«@ fubar Thanks in advance.

Shattered Dreams...
I hoped, I prayed, I wished. But nothing came true... I worked hard, I saved up, I stayed positive, But it was not good enough... I dreamed, I planned, I kept at it, But in the end, I failed... I had a dream, I tried to make that dream come true, I worked hard for my dream to come true, I did everything I could, I had many sleepless nights, I had many long days, I had many obstacles, It was like going through a Labyrinth, But there was no end. No finished line, Nothing was twists and turns. I had a dream, I tried to make that dream come true, But my dreams where shattered... "Did you ever feel like maybe you were meant to fail..."

A Pain In My Neck!
Oh boy! My day started early this morning. Like 3:30 in the morning, I hear some noise in the bathroom and I ask Peter what he is doing. He tells me he has heartburn and is looking for Tums. Then, about 4:15 in the morning, his damn cell phone starts ringing. I tell him that his phone is ringing only I realize that he is not in bed. Now it isn't a normal cell phone ring or a nice song. It is an obnoxiously loud BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! It does this over and over. He did not answer it, he was out front getting ready to leave to go up to the mountains! I try falling back asleep but it takes me a while. I finally wake up and I have a kink in my neck. I can't move it to one side. I have spent most of my day reading which I never do. As the day seems to go on, it is getting worse. I have had this trouble before and have a prescription from the doctor to relax the muscle. One is not fazing it so about an hour after I took the first one, I have taken a second. The pain is

(dyslexia).
(Dyslexia). Did Bit Of College. Im Trained As Landscape Gardener And Green Keeper At Glenrothes College Fife. Teach myself To Read, Write, Spell. I Stay In Scotland, And I Have (Dyslexia). I Love Life. Hasn't Been The Best... I Have My Probs, My Good Times, Bad Times. I Dont Drink Or Take Drugs. Im No Angel, But Im No Devil Either. I Love Music And The Band Seen. Also Love Football. I'm A Rangers Fan. I love Life, You Dont No How Good Life Is Till You About Lose It. Feel Free To Ask. I Also Love Dogs . I Do A Bit Of Mountain Bikeing, Love Shopping, Buying Lots Of Cds, Dvds, Tshirts, Books, PC Stuff... Love in its truest form has no language or words, it just has a thousand and one actions we all wish we could describe...Love IS everything its cracked up to be. Thats why people are so cynical about it. It really IS worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.Trouble is, if you dont risk everything, you risk even more trouble...............It doesn't ma

Sex Or Net
The Internet has become so ingrained in our lives that a full fifth of Americans admit to having less sex so they can spend more time online. Those 20 percent happen to be the most extreme cases, but have we become a nation of connectivity addicts? A survey conducted by advertising agency JWT aimed to find out exactly how reliant Americans are on their Internet connections and mobile phones. The study found that we cannot pull ourselves away from the safety of a broadband connection for too long. Some highlights include: 15 percent of Americans say they can survive just a day or less without the Internet. 21 percent say they last a "couple of days" until digital starvation. 19 percent go a "few" days without it. One fifth say they can stay offline for a whole week -- the same number who are willing to give up sex for MySpace and blogs. According to Ann Mack, Director of Trend Spotting (her title, not ours) at JWT, Americans feel anxious and disconnected when away fro

Guys Rating Guys, And Ones....
Anyone ever notice that when a guy rates another guy's photo a one, its usually some pathetic looking loser who does it? I will only rate a guy if he rates me a one, and I return the favor by rating him a one. I just got rated a one by some dork wearing Mr Spock ears.

The Labrador
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane took off , and once it has leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

Restless Tonight
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line [Chorus:] If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x2] Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x3]

Two Lawyers
Two male lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up,totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time. So, do you think we shoul

On That Day!
See, there was this site that i joined i had for got about it for like a month lol So I got a email from a friend request so i clicked it and decided to give the site a chance. Shortly after this man found me one day we talked for awhile then he just disappeared i was disappointed but hey thats the internet you meet talk become friends someone diappears lol but then he popped up again one day wanted to meet hmmm at this point i was kinda wondering but i agreed then something came up and i couldnt damn the luck seems to happen that way for me alot and to be honest was kinda of worried hadnt really ever meet someone like that before and to be honest i am a flirt and exciting spontanous and kinky but i am no slut i mean hell i havnt ever even had a one night stand. So at this point I really did figure ok so he asked i didnt go so i missed out but then he contacted me again, he use to fill all these little thiings out for me he was such a flirt sexy flirt but a flirt, hehe so he asked to m

Love That Is True By Sis
I love you. I want to be with you forever. untill death do us part. Through sickness and through health. I love you. I want to snuggle on the couch on a cold rainy day. Under a blanket, watching scary movies. I want to hide my face on your arm when I'm afraid. We go to bed and you hold me in your arms all night. "Everything will be ok babygirl" you say, when I have a bad dream. I fall asleep with my head on your chest, and you run your fingers through my hair. I love you. I want to tackle you and pin you to the ground. I poke your tummy and you grin. "TICKLE FIGHT!!!" you yell, and we laugh so hard. We kiss, and let time carry us where it wants to. I love you. Even when I'm sick, you kiss me anyways because you love me to much to care. When I'm sad, you sit me on your lap and wipe away my tears. You let me cry on your shoulder and hold me. You always make me smile and brighten up my day. I love you. I want to sit on the end of the dock, looking up in the sky. You

Love From Jodi!!
Ok folks, this awesome woman is only 1,260,000 from becoming the next Godmother! There are several HH's coming up...If we all work together we can make this happen! I've seen it done many of times...And she deserves this very much. So come on you guys...I know I have some kickass friends that can help me do this! Show her the love she deserves!!! Christie@ fubar

Love From Kathy!
Nancy told Christie if she got people to come to her page and rate this picture.... She buy Christie a Happy HOUR!!!! Now Christie would really love to get a HH! :P Can ya help her out please? Rates count as 10 pts and comments are worth 1 She needs a total of 50,000 in points. come show Christie some lovin!!

The Fetching Angel With The Bruised Ego
The Fetching Angel with the bruised ego Category: Life Hey Mr. Tally Back you fella whack Miss tick big a buck don't give a fuck and you could be the one who goes and fries, just get in line... Ting Ting Ting ....Oh I have lost it, I have a song rolling through this fucked up twisted mind of mine, and the lyrics are those of a madman, Wait no. fuck that Madman is just not the right word. Perhaps I shall choose the words like this...... I need sleep, I need a good nights sleep, just about 8 maybe 9 solid hours straight. this week has been jam packed with sweet tender goodness that even I would find a hard time finding a place to begin... allow me to take a psychotic moments break and start from the beginning..... Sunday September 16th Oh what a Sunday it would be, Mythbusters was kicking around the discovery Channel in a Marathon fit for a king, making my day a freaking great one... Watching Jamey and Adam always come withing an inch of blowing themselves to kingdom

I Desire
what do i want hmm. now that i actually think. . . i want a girl who will kick my ass in tekken, or whatever fighting game it is. i want a girl who looks amazing in that black dress she bought. under 20 bucks. what a buy! i want someone who will smile because i'm being stupid so she will. even laughing will suffice... i don't mind. i want a girl who will hold me when i cry. she does'nt have to help, or understand, she just needs to hold me. that will work best. i want a girl who will dream of me every night like i dream of her. my mind's like a tv. there's nothing better on it. i want a girl who will scream my name in everything she does each small thought. i'll do the same. i want a girl who will own me. possess me. be so selfish that no other girl will be able to ask my name. i want to belong to her. i want a girl who will get the idea. love is love. life is life. smiles don't mean i'm always happy. but i am with her. i want to stop worrying. i want

Day-um!!! The Covenant Already Invaded Dis Bitch!
So after spending my saturday cleaning and reeking of bleach, I gave a call to Gamestop and asked if they were still accepting preorders on Halo 3. A woman answers the phone and... Store lady person: Hi....thanks for calling gamestop can I help you? Me: Yes hi, I was wondering if your store was still accepting preorders for Halo 3. Store lady person: You want what? Me: Preorders? Halo 3? Still accepting them? Store Lady person: yeah...just on standard edition..not on legendary...sorry... Me: That's fine. Oh, and I was wondering how much I could get if I traded in my PS2? Store lady person: is it a big one or a small one? Me: (confused) .... (looks inside pants) Oh, it's big. Store lady person: It's only gonna be $30... Me: Ok thanks! Store lady person: Bye (click) Head up there got a bag full of trade in goodies such as: A PS2, Tomb Raider Anniversary, Call of Duty 3, Rainbow Six Vegas, Dead Or Alive 4, Halo 2, The Darkness. I walk through the door a

Read Be Marking Pictures!
WTF! people why you marking shit that isn't nsfw that shit isn't funny so grow the fuck up if you don't like my fuckin pictures.. don't fucking rated them or comment on them it won't bother me none.. and this goes everybody on fubar men and women. I don't have time for inmature or phony ass men or women. Don't like it well it sounds like a perosnal problem to me so deal with it because it isn't mine.

Teri And The Mike's Hard Berry Really Funny
When i went to get my first tongue piercing my best friend in the whole world went with me her name is teri. I knew id want lotsa alcohol but it couldnt be to strong otherwise it would burn so I went wiht the best chaser ever Mike's Hard Berry so Teri and I are sitting and drinking she asks me to pass her one and so i did she opens it and it explodes all over her lap. Heheheheheeh Now for those of u that dont know Mike's Hard berry is a very red drink so when it dried it dried red so it looked like she had her period in her pants hahahaahahaah she was so pisssed and i was rolling laughing my ass off to this day she wont have Mike's Hard berry

Thoughts And Prayers
Hi, I know alot of you do not really know me but some of you know me well. I really need my fubar family's support as my family is going thru a really tough time...My Dad had a hip replacement on april 24th he was doing well and in re-hab...7 days after surgery a nurse left him unattended in the shower...he fell..they picked him up and put him to bed...a couple of hours later they called to tell us thye were taking him to the hospital...he had displaced the new hip..fractured his pelvic and shatterred his hip socket...the tried to operate the next day and his heart stopped on the table they got him back but had to stop the operation....5 days later after a few transfusions they were able to do all that was needed...Dad is also a diabetic...while in the 2nd re-hab Mom noticed a blister forming on the bottom of his right footfrom him rubbing against the sheets..she told the nurse..a few days later it became merca and he got c-diff(reaction to too much antibiotic)once again he was in the

Posers
Why do they do it.....? Why does it inflame me so....? I remember when I returned from the land of oz.....I was like phuck the Marine Corps....I'm going to college and get rich"RIGHT".....at college I discovered the peace $hits"RIGHT" and went into hidding........"YOU BET" Then occasionally as my life progressed I found posers....braggers and what I thought was stupid behavior...but I tolerated it...did not confront and really did not care.... Now, I love the Marine Corps and am very proud that I served.....Viet Nam was a defining experience and I did not have it so bad....really had a lucky albeit complete 3 tours and experience all the real goodie, ptsd, agent orange ect.. The men I have re-connected with are like blood or soul brothers...and I dis-like posers and embellishers........they have no sympathy from me and I like reading when one is exposed.... Thats it, Semper Fi, HANKSTER Cost the VA and Tarnish Legacies. The following is from an article in this morning

Sexy And Naughty
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Country Sausage And Vegetables
This recipe is great for experimenting with different vegetable combinations. Ingredients 1 lb. Kielbasa sausage, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 1 Tbs. oil 1 9-oz pkg. au gratin potato mix 2 1/2 C. hot water 1 8-oz. pkg. frozen mixed vegetables Directions Brown sausage and onion in oil for about 5 minutes. Stir in potatoes, sauce mix, and water. Heat until boiling. Reduce heat and cover. Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add frozen vegetables, simmer until vegetables are tender. Serving Size 4 Preparation Time 5 minutes Cooking Time 25 minutes

God's E-mail
God's E-mail One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to email the 5% who were good because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the email said? No? Okay, just wondering, I didn't get one either.

Tuna Croquettes
A quick inexpensive recipe that is good and good for you. Ingredients 1 6-oz. can tuna (in water) 1 lg. egg 1 Tbs. onion, finely minced (optional) 1/2 tsp. salt 15 saltine crackers, finely crushed 2 Tbs. vegetable oil 2 Tbs. butter (optional) Directions Squeeze water out of tuna or allow to drain in sieve for 10 minutes. Mix first four ingredients together thoroughly (don't worry if it is a little wet). Place cracker crumbs in flat plate or on waxpaper. Form three or four football shaped lumps and throughly coat each with the crumbs. Squeeze gently to bring the egg out and make the crumbs adhere better. Put oil and butter into medium frying pan and bring to medium heat. Place the croquettes into pan and cook slowly until golden brown. The sides will flatten out while cooking. You can make them 3 sided or 4 sided but don't turn too much as they are fragile. Serving Size 2 Preparation Time 10 minutes Cooking Time 10-15 minutes

Very Big Warning *please Read*
Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to operate. by the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain, the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling.. they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, They operated 3 times.. Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do.. They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain.. the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support.. She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. Th

Iniuria
There's nothing special about you. You aren't the best. You aren't the brightest. You're nothing like god. You are nothing. Just a faded fucked up reminder of a man. A child. Go fuck your palm again, maybe you'll feel better. Take another drink. Take another drag. Just one more hit. Just a shit stain on God's carpet. You can't save anyone. Especially not yourself. You are nothing. Whither and waste in the wind. While useless little you will prevail. Whimpering and simpering the whole while. Useless... talentless. That pathetic house of cards you call hope. Watch it twist in the sandstorm. Jack of spades... king of hearts... ace of empty... watch them fall from the dellapadated flower of your youth. Cry silently. Wail in the empty. In the dark hurt of tomorrow.

My Old Dog
you may think this is stuped or what over i dont really care to be honest but my old dog died this morning she fell down our back stairs and injured herself internally id greatly apreciate it if you could please drop in on her pictures you dont need to rate them a simple comment would do fine thank you very much for takin the time read this

Information & Rules
Hello. Most likely you are reading this if you are considering joining our bombing family. First off, I want to say thank you for taking the time to learn a little about who we are and what we do. Well obviously we are bombers. We help our members who are in contests to try to win. We give it our all and we expect that from any new member as well. We understand people have families and work and cant be there all of the time, but when you are available to bomb or when an emergency comes you should try to be there. We don't just help our members who are in contests although they are main priority. If at anytime no SBG member is in a contest, we do go help other people who need it. ***RULES to all SBG members and future members*** 1.) No 2 SBG members can enter the same contest and only 2 family members in a contest at a time. 2.) When a contest is over...ALL BOMBING STOPS! I have seen in certain contests when the host isn't on, people keep going. We will not do such a thin

**huge Party Tomorrow!! Lots Of Prizes Including Band Swag, Blasts, Vips, T-shirts!! Be There!!
Click banner to enter the WRR lounge! IT'S PARTY TIME!!! WORLDROCK RADIO IS HOSTING A HUGE SUNDAY BASH!! ALL DAY LONG!! JOIN US SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd STARTING AT 8AM EST ALL THE WAY THRU 2AM THE NEXT MORNING!! WE PLAN ON BLOWING YOUR EARDRUMS! LOADING YOU UP WITH GREAT FUN & NEW FRIENDS!! AND OH YEAH!! THERE WILL BE PRIZES GALORE!! SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL DAY LONG!!**Must be present in lounge to win** 8:00AM EST 10:00AM EST 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! 4:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! Click banner to enter lounge

A Lot To Live For
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"

Stop The "nsfw" Bullshit!
Ya know.. I am getting fucking sick of seeing this in my Fubar mail... Hide header Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:58:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 1 KB To: angelthemilitialeader@fubar.com Reply-To: One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. All I know is this is supposed to an adult site.. if it is adult... Why the "NSFW"? Get the fuck off the site when you are at work.... and most definately GET THE KIDS OFF THIS SITE. One more thing.. Make a feat

Another Saturday Night
SO YOU WANNA JOIN ME? YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN WORKING TO EARN A HAPPY HOUR! SO HERE IT IS SHORT AND SWEET. CLICK ON MY PICTURE,RATE/FAN/AND ADD MY VERY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE, (CUASE SHE'S WORTH IT)THEN RATE AND COMMENT BOMB MY PICTURE. IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION FOR ALL OF US! WE GET POINTS,FRIENDS,AND WE HAVE ALOT OF FUBAR FUN. SO PLEASE COME AND HELP US EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY COME DURING HAPPY HOUR, JUST COME. THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD WITH ME. AND THOSE WHO WILL JOIN US, THE LOVE IS ALWAYS REPAID! REMEMBER...I ONLY HAVE A WEEK AND A HALF LEFT TO GET 100,000 COMMENTS. SO I HOPE YOU HAVE ALOT TO SAY CAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP! THANK YOU MUCH LOVE AND A BLESSED WEEKEND PLEASE REPOST FOR ME?

Hurting All Over
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger

Slide Show Contest ( Not On Fubar)
I am in a slide show contest and would VERY VERY much love for my friends to come and show their love and support by going and voting for my slide show.. I have enclosed a link for you to just click on and it will take you right to it! Thanks EVERYONE!! Much love Joanne Give me a 10 for Best Summer Slideshow

Remember When?
Remember when...we were not fubared...or tapped...rember when we were LOST cherries? Remember when it wasn't NSFW (not safe for work) it was "adult"? We knew what that meant...We also knew..that if we were at work NOT WORKING it wasn't our friends fault that we clicked when they updated a picture and found their boobies.We also still got 10s FOR SHOWING OUR BOOBIES! Remember when the only thing that got you off the computer was eyelids closing...bosses at work...or kids underfoot...NOT daily photo,profile rating limits for the day? Remember dirty weeds?Remember the people that deserved them when you sent them? Remember when a name in color meant you had EARNED that color...not BOUGHT that color? Remember when Godfather status and Godmother status was kind of rare...because it meant you had been here FOR A LONG TIME!! Remember BOOBIES getting top rank for the day on pictures? Remember when BOUNCERS were here to BOUNCE those underage...not to pester you every time yo

I Often Wonder Why? Jesus Greatest Love He Was Sent To Show?>
why Not I o Lord and it seems that you still have work left . I want to go younder to you , but it isnt my time to. I sence that I have to do , More in the way of leading, those to you . Paving a path some what thru , the darkness and show light and wisdom ; for some to know where to walk. I know You Lord call me , to serve thee o Lord> As I do , my heart is humbled , to do this and out of love, I, I am honored with thy request > Im a nobody to do thy will as thy ask .. but Jesus went to all, that were not well or spiritually inclined ; He washed them clean and, showed them his love . He came for us the sinners to show his love and to let us know he loves us. He forgave us and died upon the cross, so we all may know him and feel the cost < His suffering too , Great it was we all can now know , it was out of Him ; His greatest hope , to give of his love ; He was glad to honor thy father; glorify him too and save all us sinners, li

The Patch
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer,

I Love You. R.i.p
Its been a while since Ive just let my feelings spill all over the place and I really need it right now. I havent talked much to anyone about whats been on my mind,its to the point just thinking about it makes me physically ill. I guess its because Ive only been through this once in my life and it wasn't anything like this so I really dont know the best way to get through it. What Ive been doing isnt healthy,just holding it in. Putting this fake smile on my face and hiding behind weed smoke,anything to cloud my messy mind. See my grandmother died a few weeks ago and up until that day she had been the single most important,loving,graceful,strong,wonderful person I have ever known. She has taught me so much in my life that I will forever be grateful to her. She taught me to be strong. She taught me to be respectful. She taught me how to use my mind to reach every goal I set for myself. She taught me that no matter how bad you have it,someone else has it worst,never complain about what

Sexy Legs Contest Tonight!!
I NEED ALL YOUR VOTES....TO ALL MY FRIENDS FAMILY AND FANS I NEED YOUR HELP. I AM IN A SEXY LEGS CONTEST TONIGHT AT 8PM EST TIME. I AM ASKIN THAT ALL YOU HELP ME WIN THIS.....I PROMISE I WILL RETURN ALL THE LOVE TO ALL THAT HELP ME EVEN IF I DONT WIN. I WILL ALSO GIVE ACCESS TO MY NAUGHTY FILE AND UPDATE IT OFTEN. PLEASE HELP ME WIN!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO SEXY RERE

I Am Sorry
ok this is to all my friends i am truely sorry for the way i acted the past couple weeks i was extremely shady and should have never choose a guy over my friends alot of you have been who i talked to for everything lately and my person to lean on and i cuz alot of you out of my life because of a guy that did not feel i should be talking to you he did not feel comfortable with me talking to you and thought it was more then it was i basicly let him have alot of control that he did not need but anyway i wanted to say i was sorry and hope alot of you forgive me well anyway i am around again on as always have a great day all

An Excellent Costume Party Design
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Ask Me
ok, here's the deal, you get to ask me six question, as naughty and daring as you can think up. Send to me, and I'll answer them trutfully. Repost this, and you'll be surprised about what people want to know about you... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Wish Fulfillment
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

A Firefighter Hero Lost His Battle With Cancer
Fresno County Firefighter Loses Cancer Battle Sep 21, 2007 11:35 PM PDT by Norma Yuriar & Brian Morrow A valley firefighter held on for as long as he could waiting for a bone marrow transplant. On Thursday, September 20th, Chris Johnson lost his battle with cancer. The flag at fire station #82 in Del Rey is now lowered at half-staff where Johnson spent the past few years of his life doing what he loved most. Johnson died in Los Angeles County waiting for a donor. Fire trucks from Los Angeles enroute to Sanger escorted his body back home "We were all very good friends with Chris. It's not only a terrible loss to the department, but to us personally" said Fresno County Firefighter Mike Bowman. At the age of 32, the veteran engineer with Fresno County Fire lost a heroic fight with Leukemia. "It's a really hard disease to get through, but if someone was going to get through, it would have been Chris" said retired dispatcher Rita Johnson. Family

Saturday September 22, 2007
Today is a special day for one of Blitzed Out's couples. Tonight at 10 PM PUNKIE and KLYDE will be joined in most holy matimony ( or some shit like that). The entire NEWS FLASH! crew (me) would like to congratulate the couple. - NEWS FLASH 5:54 PM: We have been asked to remind our viewers that this is a formal event,so clothes will be required.

~~~missing Person Alert~~~
Home About Us Supporters Training Site Search News & Events View Poster Case Handled By: National Center for Missing & Exploited Children RYAN JACOB ESPARZA Case Type: Lost, Injured, Missing DOB: May 3, 1990 Sex: Male Missing Date: Jun 14, 2007 Race: Hispanic Age Now: 17 Height: 5'7" (170 cm) Missing City: PASADENA Weight: 160 lbs (73 kg) Missing State : TX Hair Color: Brown Missing Country: United States Eye Color: Brown Case Number: NCMC1073716 Circumstances: Ryan was last seen on June 14, 2007. He may still be in the local area. Contact Us Privacy Policy Site Search Terms of Use Copyright © 2007 National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. All rights reserved.

Bedroom Football
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

What The Fuck?
i have no idea how this happened but here we go: ->BIGG*NICK)...: thats my sister fuckface so now that you've been oggling my 16 year old sister and talking shit i'm gonna fucking block your homo ass queer bait BIGG*NICK)...: SHE NEEDS TO LOSE 50 POUNDS HER SELF ->BIGG*NICK)...: i'm on here looking at other women, no i'm on here talking to my friends and being an asshole to you BIGG*NICK)...: LMAO SHE IS SOOOOOO DAMN UGLY BIGG*NICK)...: LMAO THATS WHY UR ON HERE LOOKING AT OTHER WOMAN....B/C URS IS SOOO HOTTT...LMFAO BIGG*NICK)...: YA I ASKED TO DIDNT I ->BIGG*NICK)...: you fucking wish BIGG*NICK)...: WHEN U BOTH KNOW U WANNA DO ANAL SEX WITH A REAL MAN ->BIGG*NICK)...: good one a fat joke, you really burned me with that one o great king of wit BIGG*NICK)...: LOL YA YALL ARE SO LAME ACTING LIKE YA ALL THE SHIT BIGG*NICK)...: AND LOOK AT ME.....IM 10 TIMES BETTER LOOKING THEN U WILL EVER BE....EVEN IF U LOSE 60 POUNDS BIGG*NICK)...: OH YA I REMEMBER SHES SITTIN THERE...LMA

As Dusk Falls Now> Poem > By Diana
As I see the dark fall and there is shadows on the wall. I know to lay down to sleep , but that our soul ; God keeps . We are to rest thru the night , but till dusk turns to dayligt. We know not if we will wake , Here in this world, or be sent to a heaven , that is blessed. for it is thru Faith, we sleep to know , or have faith that we will wake . It,s Gods will we except, and we rest now not knowing? Hugs all.

A Pirate Story (you Can Help With)
...Deep sea lepricahns Be the worse and meanest of thee Lepricahns of the world. They got that way by bein' out to sea a might too long. But alass the ony human that could defeet the Lepricahns and resccue the play time toy and send the Lepricohn runnin' scared was the Very Lovly and boobtastic women, who was only known as "Dawn thee Pirate Enchantriss of Lepricahns". Dawn was human or yet looked human. She had the biggest chest anypirate had seen with a heart to match. she be 7feet 11inches tall (with out her size 11 thigh high high heel boots). She weighted 388 pounds of mostly muscule, bone and boobs. Her hair was blonde with bright red highlights and fell to the middle of her back. She had a gentel, kind careing sole that could stricke fear in to the hearts of any Lepricahns. She always wore skirts short enough to go to battle in. She was a wiz with thee cuttless. she was a truly worthy Pastafarian who gladly warshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster. So one day, "Dawn thee Pir

Men..men.. Men
Reasons why its better to be a man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real..... Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own j

True Shit
Why it's better to be a woman: 1.) We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 2.) Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 3.)We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 4.)We can cry and get off speeding fines. 5.)We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 6.)Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 7.). We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 8.) We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 9.)If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 10.)We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

How Sex Starts
a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray to God you dont multiply

Need My Friends Help!
Ok I put my daughters pic in a contest and who ever has the most votes wins... here is the link to her pic when u get there just go to the top right corner and click on the i just wanna vote button then put the info in and its done! You can also hit the vote button under her pic. then go to the top right and click u just wanna vote. If for some reason after this is done her pic wont pull up ... u may search her name is Isabella and here is the pic in the contest http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/Home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=LargeImage&img=170216&sBabyName=Isabella&sCaption=&sState=

Cheap Sex
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."

This Made Me Proud
My brother-inlaw is in the Army and was able to come home for a week to see his son be born lastweek. Well he had to be at the airport yesterday to fly back. He was bummed because he doesnt get to see his son grow up for awhile and was drinking a drink at the bar. This lady came up to him and starting asking him all these questions since he was in his uniform. He got on the plane and the flight attendant came up and said can you come with me. He though damn what did I do now. Well they brought him to first class and the lady at the bar gave him her first class seat and she flew in his coach seat. Then the pilot came across the intercom and said they have a US Army soldier on board and we wanna thank him for his service. THe whole plan applauded. He was so touched he started to cry because he was having such a tough time not being with his son and this brought his spirits up. When I found out it gave me chills because it is so awesome when our nation shows respect and doesnt forget our

Stick It Up My Ass
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!" Wow.. Hurt.. no.. Feels Amazing.. but lol whatever! lol

Sayings #3
I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong! I'm AwAy CrYiNg i doN'T KnOw WhAt To Do My BoY aiN'T HoMe AnD ALL I HaVe iS You give me a vodka on the rocks....hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm soo....give me glass of ice and that'd be nice!! ! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful! If bein hott is a crime........ arrest me Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider! I look at her as a friend, then i realized i loved her The only guy a girl can trust is her DADDY........ guys you have BIG shoes to fill b/c my DADDY will sure be hard to beat I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us. Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa East to the Sea,West to the Lands

World's Most Popular Cities
Most Popular Cities Around The World 1. Florence, Italy: This city is a gallery of world-class art and architecture. A curator's dream, the top sights include Michelangelo' s David, Botticelli's Birth of Venus and Brunelleschi' s Duomo. The town itself is a masterpiece: Its bridges, buildings, streets, towers and sidewalks were painstakingly constructed by stonecutters. With its warm trattorias, upscale shops and small luxury hotels, the city is a Tuscan treasure. 2. Buenos Aires, Argentina: The country's capital exudes an air of the exotic, smoky and mysterious that is embodied by its tango salons and sophisticated café life. Now recovering from a period of economic crisis, the city has been called the Paris of South America for its neoclassical buildings on tree-lined boulevards. The Museo del Arte Latinoamericano de Buenos Aires (MALBA), created by young Argentinean architects in 2001, is a symbol of the city's modernity. 3. Bangkok, Thailand: The yin-yang re

Sayings #2
*::--;LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT;--::* Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down! *ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!* If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!! Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away~! ¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:* Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk *I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELi

New Approved Drug
September 21, 2007 The FDA has been looking for.... In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of, government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage , suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one !. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and i

Sayings #1
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be? No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts! Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to

My Baby Boy :o
My oldest son has turned into a young man. Where the hell has the time went? I'm not ready, but then I am. I'm sure other parents understand that. He hasn't been much into girls, which is sort of a good thing I think. With all the drama that comes with having a girl/boy friend sometimes. He has had a few different girlfriends since the start of high school.. but nothing serious. He was like take it or leave it about it. Well this year he has a new girlfriend. He's taking her to the homecoming. She has a surprise B-day party tonite and he went and picked out his own gifts for her :O then when I took him uptown to get her a card, he came out from the store, he had also bought Kiss's to put in the bag with the presents. Awwwwwww I think he really likes this girl! Tiger is having a worse time with it than I am LOL My boy is growing up and is turning into a wonderful young man. I'm so proud of him. And feel that we've done a pretty good job at raising him.

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Stash Update !
Hi all Hope your weekend is rocking !! I've added some new stuff to the pics, jokes and dunno sections of my stash so please stop by and show lotsa love !! I hope you enjoy!! Big thanks to those who have already stopped by ((((hugs)))). Love Lin xx

I Wish
I wish that you could feel My arms about you tight, Holding you up close All thru out the night. To know that I am there And never away far, That I will remain Where ever that you are. That you could press back Into my warm embrace, And feel my soft touch Warm against your face. Or you could shift your hips And press against me tight, To feel my body's heat And my lips kissing you light. I wish that you could hear My softly whispered song, To lull you into sleep For it's here that we belong. That you could hear me say All you need to hear, As I tell you of my love Whispered soft against your ear. And you could feel my breath Warm against your skin, As I let my presence beg you To let this true love in. I wish that I could hold you And whisper long into your night, Never would you wonder then As I held you to me tight...

Funny
C-GOOD KISSER A-HOTTIE S-MAKES PPL LAUGH S-MAKES PPL LAUGH A-HOTTIE N-EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WIT D-HAS GORGEOUS EYES R-HAS A NICE BUTT A-HOTTIE A: Hottie B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: has gorgeous eyes E: can kick your ASS F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: fricken hot---- I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet---- K: crazy L: very good kisser M: Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with-- O: has one of the best personalities ever---- P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice butt S: makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sure of themself V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: Easy to fall in love with--- Z: loved by everyone REPOST WITH: Does your name fit you

Re: Toilet Out Of Order?
RE: Toilet out of order? These were actual signs *Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER?..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW *In a Laundromat: AUTOMATICE WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT *In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS *In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN *In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD *Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING- BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS *Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR *Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR *Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD

Refinance My Car
2001 Ford Focus good running condition, automatic transmission. Needs some minor work. I can't afford the payments anymore and bad credit is keeping me from getting a decent financing deal. I'm looking for someone to refinance it in their name ($7300). You or someone you know needs a car and I need to get myself out of debt, let's help each other.

First Uk Case Of Bluetongue Virus
First UK case of bluetongue virus Bluetongue disease has been found in the UK for the first time - in a cow at a farm near Ipswich, Suffolk, government officials have said. The insect-borne virus is usually found around the Mediterranean but nearly 3,000 Northern Europe cases since July had fuelled fears of its UK arrival. Cattle, sheep, goats and deer can all be infected, but the viral infection is not thought to pose a risk to humans. The find comes as foot-and-mouth disease continues to hit Surrey farms. Bluetongue disease is transmitted by the Culicoides imicola midge. It is passed from animal to midge, and from midge to animal, but is not transmitted from animal to animal. The virus has long blighted Africa, but in recent years has begun to spread northwards into Europe as the range of the biting insects has increased. Some scientists believe that climate change could be behind its spread, as warmer temperatures have seen the midges gradually move nor

Off Hours
I always joke about being nocturnal, but I think it's finally officially happened. Today I slept from 8am til 4pm. I haven't gotten that much sleep in a very long time (I guess I needed it). Unfortunately I'm going to have to switch back soon. Of course, if I could keep myself from playing WoW for 5-6 hours a day, that might be easier. Yes, this was completely pointless, thanks for reading. :P

Contest
TO ALL FAMILY,FRIENDS AND FANS THIS IS HER LAST CONTEST ON FUBAR SHE IS LEAVING,I NEED ALL THE HELP TO SAY GOOD BYE,THE CONTEST WILL END AFTER 1 HOUR AND A HALF TODAY AT 7PM EST SHE IS FALLING BEHIND ALMOST 2500 CAN YOU GO THERE PLEASE AND HELP OUT WITH ONE RATE AND AS MANY COMMENTS FROM EACH???? PLEASEEEEEEEEE I'M SURE WE CAN DO IT HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Miss Paltalk Winner Tba, New Videos Online, Internet Video Of The Day
Once again, we've sequestered ourselves in front of our computers to bring you the best and brightest of the world-wide-inter-web-net-thing, because we believe that sunlight is evil, and should only be absorbed on alternate Tuesdays and on Arbor Day. As always, if you missed any of this week's shows, you can get them online via AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/21/07 (Miss Paltalk Contest) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/20/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/19/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/18/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/17/07 The first annual Miss Paltalk Contest was an amazing success...not only did we blow up the Paltalk servers a few times, but we saw some of the raunchiest, perverted, sexually deviant shit you could ever want to see a woman do in front of a webcam in the early morning. Congrats to our winner, ___________ (eh, you'll find out on Monday) INTERNET VIDEO OF THE DAY: Yesterday's hysterical video came to us courtesy of Break.com. Check out Face Taping Passed Out Dude!

I Feard Until......
I Feared UNTIL ??!!! I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself . I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared success Until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. I feared people's opinions Until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection Until I learned to have faith in myself . I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary for growth I feared the truth Until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life Until I experienced its beauty . I feared death Until I realized that it's not an end, but a beginning. I feared my destiny , Until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate Until I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance . I feared love Until it touched my heart, making the darkness fade into endless sunny days. I feared ridicule Until I learned how to laugh at myself. I fear

Help My Friend Out Please
I am trying to help my friend out. Tommarrow is his birthday so please stop bye and show him some fubar love and Rate, fan, add, rate stashes. HE will do the same for you. PLease Help Him Out and I will return the love also........... ~THE BIG BAD WOLF ~@ fubar