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People I Can Do Without

1. People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers - Just tell me what the person said....it doesn't call for anything dramatic.

2. A Cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin - Seen one and immediatly began to question the convent lifestyle.

3. People whose children's names all start with the same initial - I'm sure you think it's cute....but it makes you look anal retentive.

4. Guys who have so much hair on their arms that it covers their wrist-watch - These guys are borderline gorilla.

5. Guys who wear their pants so low that 18 inches of their underwear shows - There is a reason why it is called UNDERwear.....and if your mom still drives you to school....you are not "gangsta" and therefore have no reason to keep your pants that low anyway.

6. People who let their small children record their answering machine greeting - What purpose is it to do this....you can't understand what the kid is saying anyway.

7. People who try to be "tough" and wear shorts in a snowstorm - Doing that doesn't say to the world that you are tough...it says you are an idiot.

8. A waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand - EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEE!!!!

9. White guys who wear their hats backwards - Look...a white guy is never going to be as cool as a black guy. They are white...and that automatically makes them lame. Black guys look cool with their hats on backwards...until they reach Social Security age.

10. People who use a credit card for small purchases at the carry-out store - I hate having to wait in line for someone to get approved for a bag of cheese doodles.

11. Anyone who wears all black clothes...dyes thier hair black....wear black make-up...black finger nails...black everything.....but has a pale white face. The goth lifestyle may be cool to you, but it shows how misguided you are. SEEK HELP NOW!

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