...Deep sea lepricahns Be the worse and meanest of thee Lepricahns of the world. They got that way by bein' out to sea a might too long.
But alass the ony human that could defeet the Lepricahns and resccue the play time toy and send the Lepricohn runnin' scared was the Very Lovly and boobtastic women, who was only known as "Dawn thee Pirate Enchantriss of Lepricahns". Dawn was human or yet looked human. She had the biggest chest anypirate had seen with a heart to match. she be 7feet 11inches tall (with out her size 11 thigh high high heel boots). She weighted 388 pounds of mostly muscule, bone and boobs.
Her hair was blonde with bright red highlights and fell to the middle of her back. She had a gentel, kind careing sole that could stricke fear in to the hearts of any Lepricahns. She always wore skirts short enough to go to battle in. She was a wiz with thee cuttless. she was a truly worthy Pastafarian who gladly warshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
So one day, "Dawn thee Pirate Enchantriss of Lepricahns", hearing of the theft of a tresuered play time toy,...
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