FSM was, FSM is
And FSM will forever remain
The loving Pastafarian Companion
Of my heart's soaring hopes.
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Because I love FSM unconditionally
FSM has given me His Pirate Boat.
Because I serve Pastafarians unconditionally
Flying Spagehtti Monster has given me His noodly touch.
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A pirate-mountain:
This is what my mind urgently needs.
A midget-fountain:
This is what my heart sleeplessly needs.
A Stripper-mountain:
This is what my mind urgently needs.
A Beer-fountain:
This is what my heart sleeplessly needs
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When is Flying Spaghetii Moster's Birthday?
FSM's Birthday is when?
Pirates completely becomes his surrender-life
And soulfully becomes
His gratitude-heart.
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Will You wait for me,
My FSM?
"Will you cry for Me,
My Piarate?"
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"The Pirate King" excerpt:
Oh, better far to live and die/Under the brave black flag I fly,/Than play a sanctimonious part,/With a pirate head and a pirate heart./Away to the cheating world go you,/Where pirates all are well-to-do;/But I'll be true to the song I sing,/And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!/And it is, it is a glorious thing/ To be a Pirate King!/For I am a Pirate King!...
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Twenty-seven Thousand Pastafarian-Plants:
Indeed, the distance is too long.
But my Beloved FSM Supreme
Says to me, "My Pirate, the distance is too short.
In top secrecy I am telling you:
I shall fly with you all the way."
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Tell the children of Patafarinanisum
There's a star over the Earth
And the light in every heart
Come a Holiday morn
When baby Flying spagaety monster is born
Will You wait for me,
My FSM?
"Will you cry for Me,
My Piarate?"
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Angel came to Bobby
Said, I'm tellin' you
The light of this world
Is shinin' inside of you
His sweet forgiveness
Gonna set Pirates free
The lame will walk
And the blind will see
Tell the children of Patafarinanisum
There's a star over the Earth
And the light in every heart
Come a Holiday morn
When baby Flying Spaghetty Monster is born
Because I love FSM unconditionally
FSM has given me His Pirate Boat.
Because I serve Pastafarians unconditionally
Flying Spagehtti Monster has given me His noodly touch.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Wise Pirates following a holy light
Midgets heard singing
In the midnight sky
And they all came a runnin'
From the Pier
The meek and the mighty
The rich and the poor
A Stripper-mountain:
This is what my mind urgently needs.
A Beer-fountain:
This is what my heart sleeplessly needs
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Tell the children of Patafarinanisum
There's a star over the Earth
And the light in every heart
Come a Holiday morn
When baby Flying spagaety monster is born
RAmen, RAmen, RAaaameeeeen
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Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me) Jonas Brothers lyrics
Artist: Jonas Brothers
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
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Yo ho ho and a Bottle of Rum...
(We're singing this in B minor)
This was not a sea shanty but a very popular song with
these particular lyrics from a 1901 Broadway musical.
Lyrics:
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em good and true'
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Stand up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Pirate's song in AWE: (though there are different versions of the lyrics)
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we’ll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage…
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler’s Green!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
The bell has been raised
from it’s watery grave…
Do you hear it’s sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high…
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HjSBU_SSyk
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Muppets Treasure Island. True to form, the film contained a number of jolly and raucous musical bits, chief amongst them the "classic" pirate yarns "Shiver Me Timbers" and "Professional Pirate". Here's a brief lyrical sample of each:
"Shiver My Timbers" lyrical excerpt:
Shiver My Timbers, shiver My Soul/Yo Ho He Ho/There are men whos hearts as black as coal
And they sailed there ship across the ocean blue/A Blood thirsty captain and a cut throat crew./Its a darker tale as was ever told/Of a lust for treasure and a love of gold.../
Shiver My Timbers, Shiver my sides/Yo ho he ho/
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides/Yo ho he ho/
And those bucaneers drowned there sins in rum,/The devil himself would have to call em scum!/Every man on board would have killed his mate for a bag of ginnys or a piece of eight, a piece of eight, a piece of eight/5 6 7 8…
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"Professional Pirate" lyrical excerpt:
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation/
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation/ Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier/ My boy why not consider a more challenging career"/ Hey ho ho/ You'll cruise to foreign shores/ And you'll keep your mind and body sound/ By working out of doors/ True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without/ And when you're a professional pirate/ That's what the job's about…
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