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New Friendships
I am glad to be introduced to Fubar..it seems like a wonderful place to make new friends..Since my boyfriend Ron passed away June 2006, it's been a very difficult time..struggling with raising four boys without him (he wasn't their biological father but their Daddy)--- dealing with my diabetes, bipolar disorder...sometimes, just hearing someone say "good morning" cheers me...Thankyou to everyone who has taken the time to listen to me and all the new friends I will make..thankyou...it DOES make a difference!
Home For A Minute
I am home for a few minutes to grab a quick dinner and then I am out the door to another meeting. Thank goodness tomorrow is pay day. But, then I am driving 75 miles tomorrow to attend another meeting with the local Red Cross to discuss my projects with them. I can't wait till Sunday when the Seahawks will beat the Saints at home. After last week's shut out against the Steelers we need a win.
Thank You!
Just want to thank all that helped me get my giveaway done. You all rock! hugs Carrie
"comes The Dawn" Or ""after A While" By Veronica A. Shoffstall
Read it, and thn write your favourite sentence and comment if you want...I love it all..! After some time you learn the difference, the subtle difference between giving your hands and chaining the soul. You learn that to love she does not always mean support and that company does not always mean security. You start to learn that kisses are not contracts and gifts are not promises. You begin to accept life's defeats with an unbowed head and open eyes, with the understanding of an adult and not the sadness of a child. You learn to navigate all life's roads of today, because the land of hills ahead (amanha) is uncertain for one's plans, and the future has a habit of getting in one's way as they go forward. After a time you learn that the sun burns if you say long enough in it. You learn that it does not matter how much you care, some people simply do not think things are important. Accept that a person is not always happy or agreeable, but there is a time when you need to pardon it
What The Hell
what the hell is up with people getting so pissy about people on here being married .. just cuz we are married doesnt mean we cant have funn..
Blessed Be
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The Carpet Cleaner
The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
Who We Are Is Defined By What We Do...
People should understand that it is mistaken to judge an activity for the time that is necessary to realize it… A good example of this concept is the case of the computer science expert who is called in order to fix to a large and extremely complex one computer … ...a computer that was worth more than 12 million than Euro. The expert, seated of forehead to the screen, presses a pair of keys, allegates with the head, say something to himself and then shut down the computer. To that point he extracts a small screwdriver from the pocket and gives a turn and means to one very small screw. Therefore, he ignites the computer and verification that all works perfectly. The president of the company is very happy and offers itself to pay the account immediately. "How much I must" it asks. "Thousands Euro, please" answers the man. "Thousands Euro!? Thousands Euro for little minute of job? Thousands Euro in order to tighten one simplest very small screw? I know that the computer is worth 12
Sonnet's...
The Bullwinkle
The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
New Pics!!
hey i got some new pics, make sure u comment and rate them! hehe....they are too cute!
You Know You Live In 2007 When...-
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... > >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > >2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that >they don't have e-mail addresses. > >6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if >anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. > >7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the >screen. > >8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the >first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and >you turn around to go and get it. > >10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. > > >11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) > >12 You're reading this and nodding and
News About Infants' And Children's Cough And Cold Medicines
News About Infants' and Children's Cough and Cold Medicines *From the makers of Tylenol* Your child's safety is our number one priority. Important information you need to know about infants' and children's cough and cold medicines. The cough and cold season is here, and we have important information to share about infants' and children's cough and cold medicines. These medicines are generally recognized as safe and effective when used as directed. Most parents use these cough and cold medicines appropriately. However, we have become aware of rare instances of misuse leading to accidental overdose, especially in children under the age of two. Therefore, we are voluntarily withdrawing the following concentrated cough and cold medicines from the market: * Concentrated TYLENOL® Infants' Drops Plus Cold * Concentrated TYLENOL® Infants' Drops Plus Cold & Cough * PediaCare® Infant Dropper Decongestant * PediaCare® Infant Dropper Long-Acting Cough * PediaCare® Infant Drop
Gogomomo
My thoughts in [brackets] as usual: gogomomo: hi jessi whats up? DD: Hello gogomomo: thank u for the 10 rating did u mean it? [huh? Mind you, he's got a pic you can barely make him out in.] DD: of course gogomomo: ur like a 15 wow ur hottt [and your like an illiterate moron] DD: thank you gogomomo: u like younger guys? DD: depends on how young DD: as long as they aren't illegal, lol gogomomo: 25 gogomomo: damn gurl u need a slave around i could be that slave u know DD: You live in NY? gogomomo: i live next to u i live in patchouge DD: Oh. [dammit I was hoping to use my "you'd fly all the way here for little ol' me?" line] gogomomo: can u handle getin licked head to toe doe like an hour hun gettin worshiped? [can you handle the English language?] DD: Can you handle being real with me before I'd even think of letting you? gogomomo: i can i will tell u the truth i have a g/f but she doesnt like to have me go down or go down she hates oral
Wanting To Hold A Contest
I am wanting to hold a contest for the sexiest fubarians! First place will be a week's blast second will be three days and third will be one day! Anyone wanting to enter let me know. When I get enough contestants I will make another blog announcing the date it will start.Thank you for reading! Love yall! Smoochez and huggles!
Children's Meds That Are Being Recalled
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Johnson & Johnson Wyeth and other makers of infants' nonprescription cough and cold products are recalling certain medicines in the United States because of the danger of overdose, the Consumer Healthcare Products Association said on Thursday. Novartis and Prestige Brands Holdings are recalling their oral infant cough and cold medicines, as well, because data show that when the medicines are misused, it can lead to overdose, especially in children under 2 years old. At least one U.S. pharmacy pulled the products from its shelves. CVS Pharmacy said it will immediately remove those recalled medicines and store-brand equivalents. A spokeswoman for Consumer Healthcare, a trade association representing the makers of over-the-counter medicines, said overdoses have led to death and serious injury in rare instances, but stressed that the medications are safe when used as directed. FDA reviewers have recommended that over-the-counter cough and cold medicines that
The Bronco
The Bronco You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Hnpsd!!!
I just had to do do the Happy Nekkie Pagan Snoopy Dance! Why you might ask??? It's because I finally have my "beast" back up and working with a new power supply and have all my programs back and in working order. I have been using a bare bones old computer I revived from the graveyard (seasonally appropriate wouldn't you say?) that was a bit quirky and limited my computer abilities. Not that it stopped me much, but it was difficult trying to convert text and graphics and I learned a very valuable lesson... BACKUP, BACKUP, BACKUP! I had all my music, presentations, spreadsheets, documents, graphics etc... on 4 hard drives all in one non-functional computer. Talk about losing something valuable! Much of what is stored is not replaceable and now I have duplicates, if not triplicates of saved data on a variety of media. So now that all is well and good here in my geek world, one word of advice... BACKUP! *giggles and dancing*
Something For My Fam And Peepz
so i know i've added most of yall on my list and whatnot and hardly comment ya (gettin' around to doin' that more) but i do appreciate all of yall and im here if ever needed for anything MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments
Halloween Fun
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Morphs
I'd love to have a morph or two but for the life of me I can't figure it out. Can anyone help?
Do U Love Someone This Much?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl: Hugs him. Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late.... i love you forever and always 2 the end....i cant live with out ya.....because ur my friend
Arabian Goggles
Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
You Know Your True Friends When...
You know your true friends when you find yourselves texting pictures of your pimples to each other to see whos is worse.. Luv you girl.. You know who you are :D
Rock Bottom
This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck [Verse One:] I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in t
Contest
I am currently in a Military Contest on Dawn's page. I would the support. It seems that CasualCorner4U and I are neck and neck. We are friends so this is ok. I would love to win though! (doesn't everyone?). Anyway..here is the link..show some luv if you have some free time. the Dragon P.S. CC did this too ;) It was a good idea.
Prayers For Steven And Dave
Would people care join me in saying prayers for Crazy Daves son steven, let them know we care and support them by reposting this for Dave, Thanks for this it means a lot Dave-update on steven just had a phone call from hospital, the latest news is not good, the result of the other tests they had done has just come through. The cancer has started again and spread to his brain, they have got him on a course of steroids to reduce the swelling. They have lest a message for the specialist he was under at the cancer clinic to get into touch, as he has the final say on what course of treatment they will have to take next. Hopefully I will have more news again sometime tomorrow. Thanks everybody Your friends are here for you Dave.
Haha, Silly Rabbit
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and
Just Got Hit On Bt A Girl!!!
hey hi sexy girl ... my name is diane 39 f from florida ...... i am playing with my tits right now wanna see ???? me inviye you first but after that plz u also invite find ur id with yahoo serching.............. Do I seriously look like I am into girls?? I am totally straight sexually, and so not into this shit. I am about to go off seriously!!
Never Forget
I was going threw some old papers today. You know how us women are, we keep everything. I have a shoe box full of old letters, cards, etc. Came across a letter from a guy a friend hooked me up with before my trip to GA to visit with her and her husband. I was 17 at the time, and when I got there met who was known as Roc. We can exchanged letters (while he was on duty he would wright me) and long hour phone calls. He was an MP in the army. I didn't see him long before I broke it off and started seeing another guy, who I regreted. I wished everyday that I would have never broke it off with Roc, but I realized what I did and learned a huge lesson. Today in hopes of finding him online, because he said he still wanted to be friends, yet I never heard anything from him after. I thought he was just mad or still hurt by what had happened. I found out why today. After doing some researching. Richard William “Roc” Kristinat. http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&
My Tags
These are ones I have made for myself but they can be used for anyone. As with the others if you want one just send me a private message with which one you want, the information you want listed on it, and the picture you would like used.
Life Journeys
I recently experienced a challenge that Life journeys throws at you. I almost lost the one person that is my life, besides our three kids we have together. And it was all over being honest. How do you go from being a closed up person to a completly opened and honest person. My girl has always been completely opened and honest to me and now I almost lost her because of my past that I kept from her, when she never kept anything from me. Any comments please feel free. Thanks
Another Favorite
heh i know some people are tired of this song but i aint lol Fergie- big girls don't cry Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm go
"two Every Guy"
From: Stu Pidasso Date: Oct 10, 2007 9:50 PM "To Every Guy" To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her.To every guy that she cried in front of.To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her just because he can.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutesTo every guy that would give his seat up.To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter wha
Another Favorite
didn't think i would but i do like this song lol she wants revenge- tear you apart Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak An escape is just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold
A Wedding Invitation To All!!!
You are invited to attend the wedding of Lady Sunmaid and Templar Knight in the Wildcat Lounge October 11, 2007 at 9 p.m. EST Two hearts joining together to become one.... ~Brandy Lady Sunmaid~ ~Lady Sunmaid~Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.~I.B.I.C~Future Fu-Wifey of Templar Knight~@ fubar ~Chris Templar Knight~ ~Templar Knight~ "THE BOSS" Future Fu-Hubby to Lady Sunmaid@ fubar Sharpie is the offical for this union of love
Either One Of Them Has Mpd Or They Will Be The Next Guests On Jerry Springer
Now this one is pretty interesting. I couldn't record the entire conversation between these "siblings" but it was pretty fucking bizarre anyhow. I was originally contacted by kaytie_the_tutoring_geek stating her "brother" was in love with me because of the pic of me wearing my spike collar. She states that he's in her room while her ex is hooking up his new computer and begins to ask questions on his behalf. Its normal shit, what music I like, blah blah blah. Then she tells me he has a "boner" and I couldn't help but comment how strange (i.e. fucked up) it was that her BROTHER has a boner while in the room with her. She proceeds to tell me how "everyone in the town" knows about his apparently "huge" dick. She describes it as a "paper towel roll with a peach at the end". Naturally I comment that I'm a bit disturbed that she knows what her brothers dick looks like and she then tells me how it just "sticks out of his shorts whenever he gets a hard on". Ummm... what?! AND Y
Heaven On Earth
Both abundance and lack exist simultaneously in our lives, as parallel realities. It is always our conscious choice which secret garden we will tend...when we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives but are grateful for the abundance that's present--love, health, family, friends, work, the joys of nature and personal pursuits that bring us pleasure--the wasteland of illusion falls away and we experience Heaven on earth. - Sarah Ban Brethnach
The Saga Of Angie-chapter 2 You're My Favorite Turd
We must continue the story of our friend Angie. However, I grow weary of her antics. It's soooo childish, and for a moment, all the co-workers and I were united in our Let's Bash Angie club. Lately, it's become tiring and consuming. The stress of being in a small office with one pain in the ass bitch is overwhelming. Daily, I come home tired, grumpy and frazzled. Not by the customers, not by the actual work itself. I am tired from the constant assault on my senses by Angie. I hate looking at her-she looks funny, wears ridiculously horrible clothes, and pink shadow. Ewww! I hate listening to her voice-usually something ignorant flies right out of her mouth and hovers over the crowd, and we are left thinking WTF? Case in point. Today the boss says, "Don't shit me" This illiterate heifer says "Don't woryy, you're my favorite turd" OMG, is that like the stupidist of stupid comments that you can make to anyone, but 'specially your BOSS!!!! Another case: She says in conve
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me!!
This fantastically sweet woman just called me from Germany to cheer me up!! ♥♥CantSleepClownsWillEatMe™☺☺☻☻@ fubar Show her some love!
Haiku
I feel so empty When the darkened veil descends I am so alone.
Odd Food I Like
FRIED DILL PICKLES 1 egg, beaten 1 c. milk 1 tbsp. flour 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 6 drops hot sauce 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 tsp. pepper 3 1/2 c. flour 1 qt. sliced dill pickles Wesson oil for deep frying Combine first 5 ingredients, stirring well. Set aside. Combine 3 1/2 cups flour, salt and pepper, stirring well. Dip pickles in milk mixture and dredge in flour mixture, repeat process. Deep fry in hot oil, 350 degrees until pickles float to surface and are golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
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My Thoughts For The Day
Today i saw a lotus in bloom This Oriental Blossom so full of passion My spirit was taken by its fragrance So Fragile the petals so strong the symbol would you be my lotus? so saith the bear in accordance with the prophecy.
Child Udate
It become common knowledge that I have 5 children and that my oldest daughter, who was at one time a foster child of mine, has expressed a desire to write to her biological father, who happens to be in prison for child molestation. I sat with my daughter and explained to her my reasons for hesitating to allow communication between the 2 of them. I think on certain level she understands and may even agree, but I know deep down that if I dont allow her willngly with the chance to monitor what she reads then shes going to do this behoin my back and theres no telling WHAT she would read. I told her she could write the letter BUT that she wasn't allowed to reveal ANY personal information about herself. Since the time I adopted her her name and SS# has been changed,in an effort to protect her. She agreed. My cousin who lives 2 counties over said that she could use her PO Box as a return address because the prison hes in is too far to hand deliver a letter. The letter has bee
Names
I am able now to design names...if you want one please let me know... 1. what you want it to say 2. what colors you like 3. what style you want (glowy kind or on fire kind) am really enjoying making these and will make as many as anyone wants... peace out ya'all ~Cin
My Poerty--"my Hero"
To My Mom "My Hero" You Raised me with Compassion. Pay Attention: For giving good advise. Being Faithful: For the friends that I trust. Sympathy: For showing people forgiveness. Humanity: For being there for others. You Raised me with Wisdom. Knowledge: By knowing what's right and wrong. Intelligence: By learning from my mistakes. Good Judgement: By treating everyone as equals. Understanding: By not letting life's downs get to me. You Raised me with Courage. Fearless: To stand up for what I believe in. Boldness: To forgive those who have wronged me. Nerve: To go after what I want. Daring: To overcome the past. You Raised me with Strength. Willpower: From not giving up on life's challenges. Endurance: From living life to the fullest. Support: From having confidence in myself
My Poetry--"guy In My Dreams"
To The Guy in my Dreams. At a Resort, Spending time with my Mom. Over-Whelmed by the Beauty. Looking down at the pool. I see him, he sees me. Our eyes meet. Shivers running down me, looking away, I catch my breath. I look back, he's no-where to be found. Out of my life, before it began. Swimming in the Pool, looking all around. "Strange", "Theirs gates all around the resort. But not around the Pool!" Sliding glass doors, one slides open. I hear someone, it's him. I need to get out, to freshen up, before we meet. Walking up stairs, making a right, more stairs. My body's going limp. I'm almost there, so close. I feel his arm swing me around until we face. We kiss: Ka-Boom: Fireworks blast all around us. I knew then, he is my Soulmate. Will we become one,and not just a fantasy out of a dream.
Naughty Application
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO ME...lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?
My Poetry--"fairyland"
"Fairy-Land" Your words of Wisdom, Makes Shakespeare sound unsure. Your touch of freedom, Makes Romeo shiver with fear. Your strength of character, Makes Jack proceed to stare. For their love story, Was only but a legend. For when they heard of us. They knew we were sent, from Heaven. For our Dreams came true, Since fate brought us together.
My Poetry--"life-time Memories"
Life-Time Memories" Christmas is here, for the first time, Not being able to say my Goodbye's. I cherish the memories, we shared together. The good ones and the bad ones. Realizing I made my last memory, the day that you died. Message on the answering machine, wishing me a Happy Birthday. Then realizing as I wait for your Birthday to come around, To hear the dreaded sound that you have passed away. I still celebrated your Birthday; even though, it wasn't the same. I felt your presence all around me, letting me know everything will be ok. Knowing your last words you breathed were "Tell Marly I Love Her." So, that's the last memory of you and me. I Love You Dad. Christmas is here, for the first time. Not being able to say my Goodbyes.
My Grandson
Today was a wondrous day. We went to court this morning so my adopted daughter could finalize her adoption of My first grandson. Today he officially became part of our family. I don't think I can express the joy I felt today. Having children biologically is a true blessing but we do not choose the children we spawn it is a random crap shoot as to who these little people we birth will be. Adoption is a family made in heaven. A child put on this planet with a destiny to belong to another family. A child born of the Heart. I don't think I could Love this little man brought into my life any more if he was my biologically born grandchild. I look forward to watching him grow. Lovingly wait for the question he will ask when the other grandchildren come "grandma will you still love me" I already know the answer "you were and are my first you were a choice you were a light and a gift given to Rick and I by the sweetest young lady I have ever met in my life that I could only dream would be a par
My Poetry--"death"
"Death" Death as I see myself letting go. Watching as I drift above. Not knowing where I am, or how I got there. Feelings of Loneliness, I try to overcome. The presence of Love, Start to drift in. As I begin to recognize, the shadows I have loved. I start to understand, what's happening to me. For the Angel of Death, sheds her wings; To bring in light, for me to see. As I go through, I look behind. Relizing I led, a good full life. But now that Death is at my side. I PONDER............then I go through.
My Poetry--soulmates
"SOULMATES" Two Souls connected as one in Heaven. To be dis-connected on Earth, To find each others place in Life, to become as a whole. If not found on Earth. To be re-connected as one in Heaven.
My Best Poetry--"ship Of Dreams"
"Ship of Dreams" Radiant Ship, glowing with encouragement. Bound for America in a mere five days. Man, Woman, child in their Glory of triumph. All full of Wonder of The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that Couldn't Sink. Devotion Greeting through embody, knowing not what would become of them, for they all knew. It's The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink. "Iceberg, Straight ahead!" Shattered all hopes, Shattered all Dreams. Mixed minuts went by, Ocean started swallowing. Reliziation hit, they're going under. In The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink. So many people, so few boats. Some woman, children survived. Few men able to reunite. Wary through passion, vanishing through midair. Promises kept, memories through past lives, whispers of good-byes. In The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink.
If Sex Is Dirty
If sex is dirty and babies come from sex then babies must be dirty. If babies are dirty and babies become adults then adults must be dirty. If adults are dirty and adults live a life then life must be dirty. If life is dirty and God gives life then God must be dirty. If God is dirty and God created sex then a whole lot of people need to take a bath
One Of My Favorite Songs And Artist
so um yeah just basically my favorite songs and artists rite now it's Alicia Keys- No One I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cuz Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cuz Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can
Getting Older From My Hobby’s Perspective.
This blog is about video games, me, and coming of age. You've been warned: So I'm coming to grips that I'm getting older. How do I know you ask? Well… it comes from a conversation I had with a friend named Dan. Dan is quite possibly the only person I know who has played as many or more video games than I- therefore he is the only person's opinion that I really respect when it comes to video games… as he has played many games from all genres and as long as I have. He is one of the people out there that understands that what makes games fun is the fact that you can enjoy them. He and I cannot stand the 'adult gamer' movement, or the elitism that comes from fanboys out there (for those who do not know, a fanboy is somebody who adamantly loves their video console of choice, and says other suck even though they never gave a try). This kind of attitude irks me. What happened to playing games that are fun? People bash the Nintendo Wii. Why? The system is fun. It doesn't need cuttin
Poem
I am here And you are there Our thoughts about each other Float through the air I think about you You think about me I think you are awesome I wonder what you think of me We are so far apart Yet we talk And we joke around We have each other in our heart In our minds We already know each other Its like we are just minutes apart We already know what is in each other’s heart We may flirt We may tease If we got together We might get on our knees It would be lots and lots of fun I promise you would enjoy As we would have our way I know I would never forget that day Kimberly
How To Get In Touch With Your Feminine Side
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, s
What To Do??
I am in kinda of a confused situation. Well about 2 yrs ago my grandfater passed away that I was really close to. Since then I have been helping take care of my grandmother that has had 3 strokes and 2 heart atacks..B4 my granfather passed he sat down and talked with my mom, and I. He told us that ever since my grandmother has had these strokes she has not been the same. Well its true cause her memory is worse and all that stuff. Well he told us he wanted us to sell the house and put her in a home or have her into a home because we have done so much, and he did not want to be hard on us..Well everytime she goes to the Dr. for checkups or just test she puts on a big front and tells them everything is ok and she is fine.I don't see how the dr/s can see through this. Well we can not talk to the Dr.s and tell them whats best or move her in a home because she will not give us the power of attorney to be able to make suggestions or to do anything in that nature..SO I am just confused on what
Poetry
UNFINISHED/UNTITLED Lost dreams, full of promise a nightmare in the sun Youth and desire burn within create a need undone forgiveness unasked, and know that its given just the same the devil's fateful touch never know what's in a name 07/31/07
Poetry
Yesterday never lasts memories of times gone past and Yesterdays that never last come to me in nights long shadow to remind me of my fate dragging me wherever they go making me live in hate i wonder breifly if i could touch that place again knowing its a place i should have never even been to begin the night with cold surprise to end it with a heated smile I'd steal the keys to heaven for you i'd do anything I stand here trembling on the edge waiting for my turn when will it come to me this time what manner will i burn 07/31/07
New Dj In Lounge
Hey Ya'all "NEW DJ IN DA HOUSE!!!" ~!~ DJ Midnight Rider ~!~ ~Owner Of House Of Dreams~ This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms.
Poetry
Tempt me my anger grows every stronger daily it gains speed there is a purpose to it to make her eat her sin i think of taking it to her this pain i feel without end cut her with a subtle knife make her scream with pain i'd take away her beauty and hide it in her shame give her something bitter for what she stole from me the prize is not quite worth it she'll see someday i know he's always on the hunt searching for new game she wont begin to change him his type you cannot tame 07/31/07
Jess
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Understand English
what part of i'm not looking for a man do some of you guys not understand? i've said it b4 that i only want friends. i have my reasons for this. if you can't be my friend then do what you must. i have had a few of you guys get mad because i don't want a relationship with you. or got mad cuz i have a fubar hubby. or got mad cuz u can't get my phone number. if i only want to be friends it's for a reason. you can not force me to want more. so threats about not talkin to me or deleting me, that shit don't work. your talkin to some one who's x husband called me on the phone talkin about if he killed himself would i feel guilty. my response was no cuz i'm not the one who killed you. only thing i can say is guys do what you gotta do. i don't attach strings to my relationships. i don't say i'll b ur friend if it benefits me or i'll love you if u do this. there is a thing called unconditional.. i know alot of people aren't sure what that is, but it's how i am.
Poetry
Moonlight Into the darkness I fall under your spell I hear your call deeper into the well my soul in your hands the only respite that i find from this life of demands never empty of mind keeping the wolf at bay the piper requires his due someone has to pay just didn't ask it of you your vanity sends me away a mask to hide your face like a summer sky turned grey take me from this place into eternity i pray 07/31/07
What You Get
VIOLA Pills: Will allow for an all-nighter 'What Sexual Effect do you have on people?' at QuizUniverse.com
Poetry
Master Master me my love make me do your will take me there faster never lying still come with me now burn me with your need it doesn't matter how force me into deed whisper in my mind the way to bring you there dont be too kind i love your hands in my hair push me to the edge bring me to my knees hanging on a ledge move me as you please deep into the heart of me be there without shame look into me and see soon up to heaven i came not long to stay bring me back time and again never take this away i wouldnt know where to begin i need to feel your touch at the center of me its never too much i will cease to be when youre inside i scream in my mind never can i decide are you unkind rough hands on my thighs pushing me apart with greed now youre there and i sigh im on fire with need dont stop, never stop bite, tear and rend bring me to the top my heart will never mend wherever i find always inside of me you will never leave my mind and i'll ne
Dead
I felt so alone You left feeling so empty and needing Can't see the glitter in you You called me all the time Hiding behind your lies materialistic Go away You don't know what it's like to be dead inside You called him a friend to help you get through it I see your true face now Well my tears are gone, I am happy now Thanks for making it clear Go away You don't know what it's like to be dead inside I am dead to you You take my heart and used it as a tool I wish that this would just go away You can't find love you can't cry tears And you won't be crying alone Who are you today...another face erased
Do You Remember Why?
Do You Remember Why? My sweet delightful virgin eyes, your child-like smile takes me high. You own my dreams, my greetings and good-byes and through my lips...your name's a lullaby, a peaceful chant that shines at night within this life of mine. My dreams came true, the ancient seemed brand new I never knew you gave the sea its blue and everything you do, always seems to guide me through... now do you remember why I fell in love with you? Your magic touch was a sparkle in my soul you took my life, you took it all you kissed my lips and I believed again that deep inside I am a perfect man you placed the world before my sight and turned the darkness into light. My sweet divine, my gentle petal eyes your child, like kisses help propel me to the sky where I can never die. Why, just your sigh can hush my bitter cries. You own my dreams, my breath...my life. You make the world revolve, you make the sun shine bright... now do you remember why I fell in love with yo
Candy Is Danddy But Sex Don't Rott Your Teeth
imikimi - Customize Your World candy is danddy but sex don't rott your teeth er>
Poetry
in misery i wait for your touch, your word, your hate in the dark i am alone missing you, nowhere called home the cold touches me softly there is no warmth to fill my soul i am a forgotten toy no love given, no joy a slave to your need yearning always, full of greed i wake without you quiet and afraid, my love so true i dream of your arms wrapped in the mist of my memory how long will this intermission last can i ever forget the past will your love return to me will my soul ever be free i want you now more than ever i thought this need would go will it, maybe never 9/23/07
Lose A Friend....gain A Better One
why the hell do people change after they've graduated hs....hell im not changing for nothing so why would they? i get it's a new journey and shit but damn why turn on ur friends like that... hmm think sine june i've had to let go of bout 12 peepz in all...stupid reasons but i don't want peepz like that hanging around me....since then i've gained much better peepz...you'd think that's good right? way wrong lol...it was hardl ettin' them go i'll admit but nah can't do it....i want ppl to like me for me not for what i have or w/e....the ones i let go couldn't handle my other friends....oh well was that my problem..no..why should i stop hanging w/ them jsut sum don't accept them....if anything they should've tried or something but damn they didn't...matter of fact they tried to diss them and i wasn't havin' it so i told they sorry asses off...bit mean...yes..did i care..nope!... not having anyone disrespectin' me or my peepz jsut cuz they can't get along w/ them bunch of blah b
This Labyrinth Of Yours
This Labyrinth of Yours It hurts, it hurts so bad to think of you It hurts even more to look right at you. I writhe in pain when I hear your lovely words: my ears cannot withstand such torture, my eyes cannot absorb such splendor. It makes me feel so lost in this labyrinth of yours. Then again I've been a lonely man ever since I drew first breath. It's hard to understand who it is I truly am But if you take my hand...I shall unfold before you. Have you ever been lost at sea, a lost catastrophe? Blisters tearing at your feet Icebergs pointed at your ship Your lips trembling and ripped Your teeth decayed and chipped: Stripped from all your skin just a bag of bones within? This is the way I feel...I run the reel and nothing's real I feel so insecure...in this labyrinth of yours.
Death Bbg Special Forces Wants To Give Awsome Welcome From Us !!!!!
Hey Ya'all "NEW DJ IN DA HOUSE!!!" ~!~ DJ Midnight Rider ~!~ ~Owner Of House Of Dreams~ This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ PROFILE TY ~' on '2007-10-11 01:12:15') (repost of original by ' (repost of original by 'justm41' on '2007-10-11 03:54:46') (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ
So Basically....
this week has sucked. Tuesday I was hurting and soooooo tired I couldn't keep my eyes open. Stayed home and slept till 11:30.. then just laid in bed the rest of the day mostly. Wednesday even though I still felt totally crapped out I forced myself to go to work, got there and almost turned around and went back home, but I didn't I went on in and managed to stay all day. Come home to find out my husband decided he didn't need to go to work :/ And as soon as I walked in the door my oldest calls from practice and says someone come get me and I want to go to the doctor(he's been having headaches off and on for a week)so I sent the husband after him and proceed to make a phone call to the doc.. well ended up taking him to urgent care, and the doc on call decided that since he's a football player and has been having headaches she wants a cat scan (even though he said he'd not been hurt) done to be on the safe side. He's ok.. sinus infection. Today I leave work about 1/2 hour early becau
Bleh!
Darkness is all around me I see a light up ahead It’s a straight line I follow it It’s getting further and further away I run The light diminishes into the darkness I am stuck in the darkness all alone I reach out in front of me for something to hold I only feel emptiness I am all alone Alone to fight what lays before me I can’t see what it is but I know its there Waiting for me to make one wrong move Before it attacks my soul and makes my heart bleed One more time …. I walk into the darkness alone I fight this fight alone In the end we are all alone
When Hearts Are Falling
When hearts are falling, when my heart falls you catch it, when yours falls I catch yours, and yet we bond together.
My Heart!
My Heart beats only for you do you care? My Heart sings softly for you do you care? My Heart belongs only to you do you care? My Heart has been broken for you do you care? My Heart was shattered cause of you do you care? My Heart stopped because of you I guess you didn't care.
Sex Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you
More Plans Friday...
Well if the plan with my Master back fires tomorrow, I have a back up plan. Well...my back up plan will be in the morning after I get off of work. I am getting me a booty call. LOL. I have been planning this for a couple of weeks now with this one guy and I finally am gonna meet him tomorrow. He expressed his sexual side which I may be able to hook him up with someone I kno. :) But he wants to try me...the idea that we may be cousins kinda excites him. LOL....Keeping it in the family I guess I should say...LOL....We shall see how that goes. I went to Lion's Den yesterday bought a riding crop and something else I am gonna wear tomorrow. Hehehe...its a surprise. I also got the red thong underwear that Master requested. I got a leash but not the collar...no credit card right now so I can spend my money for one. LOL...Oh well... Well I am gonna get for now...:) I will let you kno how tomorrow goes! :) BOLO! ^..^
~ Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin Man ~
Been Gone Got A New Baby!!!!!!!!
Ok no im not pregnant for all u boys that would check this blog just to find that out instead me and my partner have made our site.....www.siccmade-inc.com is our creation providing all ur free downloads and much more, so enjoy....Happy Downloading!
~ Allman Brothers Band - Jessica ~
This Is For The Fucks That Are Clueless!!
I'm not the best writer so bare with me on this. Thanks! During this story about me I've witnessed death in front of my eyes countless times. It's wierd, but it made me never scared of life. I'll start off by saying, "thanks bitches for getting me started for the fact you bitch about what you have and brag about things you don't have!" I'm glad I'm me, let me tell you! I grow up in a low income background, believe me it wasn't always like that. I was a military brat and my family traveled all over the country. My dad had deep pockets untill he made some mistakes at the age of 30. My parents wanted to stay young and so they made stupid choices. (hello, who's perfect!) They tried to live large and then it caught up with them. So at the age of 11 to 16 I was cooking food for my brother and watching over him. (Wow, ramon noodles all most every night!) That sucked, but we're still living! At the same time the clothes that I had and my brother had were hand-me-downs.
Ask The Question
ASK THE QUESTION!! by Bob Brunk A wife of a church member was coming to church regularly. One day she asked me, as the preacher there, if I would come to her home to talk to her about "joining our church." She told me that she had been immersed in a local lake years ago by an Assembly of God minister, so I knew her method of baptism was correct — immersion. Then I asked an absolutely essential follow-up question, "What happened when you were immersed, what was your baptism for?" I told her that as I understood it the Assembly of God was "faith only" in regard to the plan of salvation (removing baptism as an essential part of the whole plan and when you actually received Christ and salvation).That group normally uses the manufactured "sinner's prayer", and at that point you were saved. Baptism was something you did after you were saved for various reasons. The lady told me that she believed that when she was baptized she had received Christ and salvation at that point. She poi
10-11-07
It's a good time to redecorate or just take time out to appreciate what you've got. Your home is important to you and your sense of beauty makes it a joy to just relax and soak it all up sometimes. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%5555 Oh I am so beautiful it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soak it up??????? Do I have square pants??????????
Office Love
It is said that everyone has fantasies, and Nancy was no exception. There was a new employee in her office. He was heavy built, kind of handsome, had a great sense of humor, and could always make her laugh, as well as ponder life's more serious matters. He had been there for a few weeks, and they had become close friends easily. They could talk about most anything, and since neither of them was in a relationship they had no problems spending time together and hanging out. It wasn't until last night that Nancy was made to wonder if only friendship was what she really wanted at all. The memories of the dream brought back the heat between her thighs, and a trickle of wetness from between the pert lips of her pussy. They had been working late on a big project for a few days, and it was a good thing they were friends because they would have gotten on each others nerves otherwise. The finishing touches were being applied, and it was time to celebrate. Jack had wanted to go out, but Nan
Love Given A Chance!
**LOVE** Love is all we want,but love lost **Hurts** Love is all we want,but love destroyed **Hurts** Love is all we want,but love denied **Hurts** Love is all we want,given a second chance **Heals**
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You Know Your A Fat, Nasty Bitch With An Ugly Attitude When...
You know your a FAT, NASTY BITCH WITH AN UGLY ATTITUDE when... 1......guys pick you up with SOLO seat on there bike!!!..LOL! 2......you have to PRETEND to be f@cking somebody else's ex-piece of ass, by leaving juvenile comments on myspace. ( he is an EX for a very good reason, FYI and a bad piece of ass) 3......you go to thin chicks pages to find your buddies 4. ... you wear clothes 3 sizes to small, TRYING to look thin. 5......you talk down or badly to skinny people, 'cause deep down you really wish you WERE thin. ( 'cause your sick of getting your fat ass stuck in those little chairs; everybody else seems to be getting out of just fine!) 6......you can't post your own pix on your web pages (amazingly you pick a pictures of skinny chicks for yourself ?!!??). 7. ....your B/F doesn't pick you up and spin you around. 8......you can't leave the house without a bra, 'cause your stretch mark infested utters would hit your kneecaps. 9......yo
~ Bachman,turner,overdive - Let It Ride ~
Someone Special
Happily I made my way to a familiar sight, For in my heart I knew that I was doing something right. On the warm green door I knocked three times, as politely as I could, For I knew that on the other side, was waiting something very good. Just a minute Dear! said the sweet voice from behind the door, Upon hearing this I felt my heart begin to soar. I heard footsteps growing closer, and saw the knob begin to turn, And when the door was open, I had not a concern. There with a cane in her hand, and a smile on her face, Stood my great grandmother, who I ran up to embrace. After greeting one another, into the living room we walked, Then for the next half hour, we talked and talked and talked. I listened to her stories about times long since past, and heard about events, from World Wars: first to last. When I think of my Great Grandmother, several words come into mind, Positive, loving and generous; altogether kind. I know that whenever I might find myself in any sort of strif
Your Inspiration
YOUR INSPIRATION RUNS WILD WITH ME LIKE A STALLION,YOUR WORDS ARE THE ONES THAT TAME ME, INSIDE AND OUT I AM YOURS, MY HEART RACES TO CATCH YOU SO FIERCE, I SEE YOUR BEAUTY, YOU MAKE ME FEEL FREE BESIDE YOU, THE WAY I ALWAYS WANT TO FEEL.
Dont Act Like You Dont Love It Lol
~ Bachman,turner,overdive - Roll On Down The Highway ~
My Poem
Here is one poem I'd like to share. I hope the link works. Rate my poem, Go here
Ok Here It Is...
i dont know how to phrase any of this so forgive me in advance... this is all one big thought but put into like hmm random little thoughts... my perfect man? cant start out as friends with benefits... i dont believe in that term. usually if i have the benefits part, where is the friendship in it? and if i end up being a friend with the guy the benefits part never happens... so, what it comes down to is..i cant have friends with benefits because i cant picture myself doing non sexual things like hanging out or whatever with a guy im f**king. and like i said i cant sleep with a friend... so how do i combine the two? how do i get to have a guy who i can sleep with and spend time with? i know some people call it dating but i dont know anymore. i tried the dating thing. doesnt really work when the guy lies to you just so he can get into bed with you. i want someone to hang out with, spend some time with, and yes, have him be the steady f*. lol i'm not talking about marriage lol
How Stuff Works
Have you ever wondered how things work? Check out this site and lear stuff you always wanted to know. http://www.howstuffworks.com/
Shadows
We are walking home It's a special night The moon is rising up And our spirits are high I open the door And let us in Clothes on the floor It’s the beginning of sin The moon is shining down It's lighting your skin Looking away Is the hardest thing My lips lock yours Our tongues meet and play I bite your neck A moan slips away The feelings so strong The right time is now The candles are swaying Watching the shadows make love
Hard Liquor
Three ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy." The other two ladies agree. The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!" The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives. Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week." Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives. The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels." The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor! " The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy, the hard Licker!"
Cant Get Over It
so another day...running around like a crazy woman... saw someone last night that i may never see again...which is kinda hard to deal with at the moment... it was a nice goodbye....but i just wish i had one more day to spend with him...just one more time...but then i guess i would keep wishing for "just once more..." i dont think he knows how much im going to miss him...his touch..his kiss..his hugs..his laugh...all of it...if i would have never met him i would have never known love again...ya..love...it was happening..but then i had to reality check and remember he was leaving from the start...but im a girl so we never actually listen to the reality part of the brain...lol...so its gonna be tough for a while thinking about all those good times and the times i wish we could have...so idk...life is life it gets tough so i put on a helmet and i got shot in the heart...go figure
Stars
Redneck Of All Redneck Stories
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-911-Officer-Lawsuit.html?_r=1&oref=slogin October 10, 2007 Fla. Police Officer Sues Victim's Family By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 10:46 a.m. ET CASSELBERRY, Fla. (AP) -- A police officer who slipped and injured a knee during a rescue call has sued the family who phoned 911 after their 1-year-old boy nearly drowned. The child, Joey Cosmillo, fell into the family pool in January. He was resuscitated but suffered brain damage and can't walk, talk or swallow. He lives in a nursing home and eats and breathes through tubes. Police Sgt. Andrea Eichhorn alleges the boy's family left a puddle of water on the floor, causing her fall during the rescue effort. She broke her knee and missed two months of work. Eichhorn's attorney, David Heil, said she now has persistent knee pain and will likely develop arthritis. He said city benefits paid by workers' compensation and some disability checks helped with medical bills, but it wasn't enough.
Thank You For The Birthday Wishes!
I have just read all of your profile comments and have recieved your wonderful gifts. My birthday was a blast; still recovering! Thank you so much for your well-wishes and take care! -Kazy
A Soldier Ran Up To A Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Cpl. Nathan Hornburg
Major Raymond Mark Ruckpaul
Love Wins Out
He was a little bit late, apologized and sat in front of her at the table. Handsome and smiling. Can’t believe we’re together again, He looked at her with adore, took her hand, You look great, as usual, but little bit tired. Is everything okay? Yeah, just haven’t had enough sleep lately. Sorry, have to disappoint you, but you’re not going to have much sleep tonight as well, - he laughed, - gosh, when did we see each other last time? About four months ago? Yeah. You told me you had a boyfriend, who is he? He’s an art student. His works are really beautiful. Half Japanese. Younger than me… How’s your wife? Ah, the same. Still no sex and no appreciation. My daughter is the only one who makes me happy. Anyways, tell me about your guy. Is he good at sex? I don’t know. We never had it. What? You’re dating like three-four months already, and no sex? No. It’s not easy. Something really bad happened to him when he was a child. I don’t know what exactly, he never told me. Someone hurt
.mwo.mario Mercier
Please, May I Hide Under Your Skirt.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Mcpl. Christian Duchesne
Pte. Simon Longtin
~ Dobie Gray - Drift Away ~
Capt. Jefferson Clifford Francis
Cpl. Jordan Anderson
My Friends
i have to say this.i was looking at my friends list and i have the nicest,and most wonderful friends on fubar.i consider myself very lucky.ty all
Capt. Matthew Jonathan Dawe
Things That Piss Me Off
- i hate when ppl are freaking fake posers!! like just because you go to the hottopic and but urself a studded belt, doesn't mean you can cal urself a punk..sorry!!!! - when u go out with adude..and the chemistry is right and it's all soooo good..and he has to fuck it up by telling me how beautiful my hair looks in the moonlight or some other cheesy ass comment... dude, stfu and kiss me.. don't ask just take me... damn!!! - when women do that bullshit.. no means yes and yes means no shit.. what the hell lady... damn!!! -i hate clowns , they think they're sooo funny (not) they wear those weird unmatchy outfits... and all that make up.. what are you? hiding from the government??? AND they smell funny... -ppl who have really bad body odor and are so used to the smell that thye can't even smell themselves...and then have the nerve to talk shit about other ppl. -ppl who try to "sell" themselves to you... like dude.. it doesn't matter if you have the biggest cock in the universe and are
Mcpl. Colin Stuart Francis Bason
Cpl. Cole D. Bartsch
Pte. Lane William Thomas Watkins
Sgt. Christos Karigiannis
Cpl. Stephen Frederick Bouzane
Girls Vs. Women
SMOOOOOOOOOCHES ENJOY ~TIFFANY Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pre
Please Help!
I know alot of my friends are commenting others who truely need the comments because of the contests they are in, but if anyone is out there that has nothing to do right now :) can you please come by my contest picture and leave a comment or two! I would greatly appreciated! I have a little over 43,000 to go which is better then the 50,000 needed! Please help! Thank you, Jennifer Link:
Pte. Joel Wiebe
Trooper Darryl Caswell
In Case You're Wondering....
hey all. anyone that's been wondering where i've been rest assured i'm fine...relatively speaking....i've been going through some shit and needed a couple of days to collect myself...or weeks i should say. anyway i'll be back to my bouncy sarcastic self soon. i won't be on as often as before because my work has decided to change buildings and we'll be moving into some bigger accomadations. it's a drag cuz it will take some time to get my shit together but on the plus side i will have my own office (yay!) which will be a step up from my little ass cubicle. i'll check on my profile as often as i can but you'll have a better chance using yahoo messenger to reach me. those who have it hit me up, if you don't well.....you can ask for it i guess...just drop me a line. oh! and if you've dropped some ratings i appreciate it. i promise to hit all you back. if i don't just email me and i'll get on it. i should be back on regularly around december. laters!
Mcpl. Darrell Jason Priede
Cpl. Matthew Mccully
Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide
Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 11 Oct 2007, 11:46 Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide Ron Paul won another debate by a landslide this week despite efforts on the part of the mainstream media to limit the Congressman's exposure and to force Rudy Giuliani down the necks of viewers. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/111007Paul.htm
Mcpl. Anthony Klumpenhouwer
Mcpl. Allan Stewart
Trooper Patrick James Pentland
Sgt. Donald Lucas
Cpl. Brent Donald Poland
75 Random Questions
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com 75 Random Questions: Random Random Do you have any pets?yes i have 4mth puppy called buster , cat called Jack n Bunni called clyde What color shirt are you wearing?Black Name three things that are physically close to you:mouse,chap stick n cuppa tea What is the last book you read?J.R.R Tolkien - Children of Hurin Are you or were you a good student?No What's your favorite sport?Rugby Do you enjoy sleeping late?Depends on how tired i am What's the weather like right now?Gloomy Who tells the best jokes?erm a comedian? What was the last thing you dreamed about?dont remember my dreams much Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Dont drive n Cant drive Do you believe in karma?Yes Do you believe in luck?No Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?Either but i do love Scrambled best Do you collect anything? If so, what?Teddy bears :P Are you proud of yourself?yes Are you reliable?yes Ha
Lets Raise Some Hell
Just opened Lounge lookin to party raise hell and get wild join up will have music soon also lookin for DJ's apply within lol just click the pic and enjoy!!!!
Cpl. Christopher Paul Stannix
Cinderella
Cinderella was fired from disneytoday, she was found bouncing on pinnochio's face screaming "lie you little fucker lie"...
Cpl. Aaron Edward Williams
Pte. David Robert Greenslade
Pte. Kevin Vincent Kennedy
Single?
Wow... I am officially single! So.... single, 20 year old, woman into; s&m, metal, musicians and art. phone number 1-800 lets-cum I'm totally shitting you.
I Need A Photographer For Practice!
does anyone do amatuer picture taking? I want to do some old classic shots and in a graveyard like gothic style ok hit me up
Cpl. Kevin Megeney
You Walked Lightly Into My Life!!
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don't know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You're passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine. - Tracey Newson -
Cwo Robert Girouard
Just Who I Am
Hello bar patrons, I am a 35 year old video game design artist from Portland Oregon. I have been skateboarding for around 18 years and I have really long hair. I grew up in the punk era so I like alot of older music like Black flag, G.B.H., the Cramps, Misfits, but I like all types of music in general. I am a huge horror fan and I enjoy attempting to write stories sometimes as well. Nice to meet you I hope to make lots of friends in here! Brian
Cpl. Albert Storm
1 Down 2 To Go
well of the 3 major bills we have one finally paid off and have 2 more to go..one of which is the internet/phone bill..but thats the biggest one so it will have to be tackled last...so again thanks to those of you still sticking around...means alot Eric
Stupid!!!
U ever feel like u are being stupid about things in your life?? I am feeling more, and more stupid as my life goes on. I guess I am just blowing off steam here. I am very emotional for some reason, and i feel like one hell of a cry. Talk to u all later!!
Sgt. Darcy Scott Tedford
Pte. Blake Neil Williamson
6 More People Needed For Contest!
Only 6 more people are needed for the Happy Hour contest to start. PLEASE REFER TO MY HAPPYHOUR BLOG FOR MORE INFO.
Trooper Mark Andrew Wilson
Its Simple
Simply because of your smile My whole body feels the warmth From the happiness that radiates inside of you And as simple as it is As simple as it feels I still haven’t come to understand The complexity behind it That you are the only one Who fills me with this joy
Sgt. Craig Paul Gillam
Hill Top Adventures--chapters 1 ,2 And 3
In the darkness of the labyrinth below the ground a young woman fought the beasts that rose to stop her at every turn. Skeletal warriors marched in unison towards her in quick strides. Pulling the Mithril kriss blades from their scabbards she began to fight off the putrid smelling skeletons. Crack of bone shattered the stillness of the dank halls, illuminated by a fallen torch. A few more skeletons and now she can rest. Raena rested against a fallen brick, leaning against the wall breathing heavily. There, out of the corner of her eye she sees a doorway with electric blue light emanating from beneath the wood of the door. Stabbing her blades into the floor, she pulled herself up. Wrenching them free, the young woman sheathed her blades and went to pick up her torch. Holding the light high she walked towards the door, excitement building with every step. Reaching the door, she found that the lock was rusted beyond belief so decided to break the door. With a deep breath, she slammed her
Contest!!!
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Cpl. Robert Thomas James Mitchell
Football Finally Makes Sense.........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
About Me
I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE AN "ABOUT ME" SECTION OF MY PROFILE. NO ONE READS IT AND IF THEY SAY THEY DO, THEY ARE A LIAR. FROM THIS POINT ON, I AM DELETING THE "ABOUT ME" SCTION OF MY PROFILE. I'VE RECEIVED 6 FRIEND REQUESTS (AND DON'T GET ME WRONG, I WANT NEW FRIENDS) AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS READ MY PROFILE.
What Is Your Life Full Of
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that thi
Today Is A Good Day
today is a good day because i'm with my good friends and i'm really enjoying it & i hope that i can still have a good day
Directions To The Sans Souci
Please call (214) 920-2438 during our business hours for Directions... The Sans Souci Night Club is on the 12th floor Penthouse of a local Hotel in Dallas located on Highway 183 and Regal Row, One Mile East of Texas Stadium and six miles NorthWest of downtown Dallas. From downtown Dallas, please take Interstate 35E north until it meets with Highway 183 West. Take HWY 183 and exit at Regal Row, turn left and go under HWY 183, the hotel is on the right. If coming from the north, please take Interstate 35E South toward Dallas and exit Regal Row, turn right (West) onto Regal Row and go one mile. You will go under HWY 183 and the hotel will be on the right. If coming from the West, take either HWY 183 or HWY 114 East toward Dallas and exit Regal Row, turn right, the the hotel is on the right. Valet parking ONLY on the 3rd floor of the covered parking garage on Saturday, self parking on the 1st and 2nd floors. Main entrance to the club will be from the skywalk, locat
The Crown Sweet Dreams
Angel
I did it, i burned the bridge!!!!
I Just Made This
- Get Your Own
My Contest And Closet. Does That Go Together? Haha
Oh, what have I started? My bedroom walk-in closet has become a catch all for everything! It was getting to where it was hard to put my clothes away after I washed them. I figured that I didn't do anything this morning and my morning was disappearing, I would actually spend some time doing something like cleaning! I start pulling stuff out. Going through stuff that needs to be given for donation. So, now I can see my closet floor but...it is all on my bedroom floor now. LOL I need to put it in boxes or bags to give away. I still haven't even gone through the clothes that are on the big side now. I really didn't think I would be spending that much time in my closet but I think it has been a couple of hours off and on now. I think I am going to get rid of a bunch of shoes and clothes that I haven't worn in the last year and a half. I figure if I haven't worn then in that time, I never will so why hang on to them?? It is almost 1:00pm and I am still in my pajama's and no
Her Skin
Her Skin Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch.
Think Before You Speak
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store
My Wish For You
Where there is pain....I wish you peace & mercy Where there is self doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. Where there is tiredness or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience and renewed strength. Where there is fear, I wish you love & courage.
Friends
for each day i wake up i look foward on meeting new friends life is to short for dram lies head games i just hope deep insde peoples hearts that all from the past can be forgotton
My Eyes
well latey i have been getting aloota responds about my eyes i wanna know what is so special about then that turns guys on i would say more my tits but whatever so tell me whats my best look on me eyes mouth tits ass or what look at my pics and let me know
Need A Lounge To Join?
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My Friend Cristi Lee!
This is my close and dearest friend on fubar. She Dare me to change my name so I did. So Please Everyone Go and Say Hello To Her! Bryan's Little PlayToy~True Friends Bomb Squad~@ fubar
Fill This Out For Me And Send It Back To Me
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o
Stuff For Friends =)
OK as most of you know I will surprise those on my friends list with tags, when I have time =) Now I know most don't like tags no matter what, so , if that's the case please tell me I don't want to make something for someone, that is obviously not wanted. P.S. I am asked this ALL the time so to clarify : A Tag was originally a signature used for emails but its used for everything now where for default pics in Fubar or display pics in instant messengers & blogs :) As usual Hugs to all :D
Let It Die
Time Long Past Memories Remain
My heart skips beats at the sound of yout voice the sight of your eyes surrounded by flowing hair your all to blame for the look on my face I'm happy im shocked im surprised not sad the beauty that surrounds you the scent in the air this all reminds me of the one night we share the way i felt you in my arms i fell into a confusion lost in your stare dancing that night nothing can replace how i felt seeing you alone in all of space when i see you now i cant help but wonder you've always been there not letting me fall under the times my heart was about to close because you've been there to stay open i chose you've kept me kind caring and sweet so here i am before you this day all last night i sat to pray questions arise as i look in your eyes the thoughts surround me as i start to say have you ever felt these feelings this way have you cared or cried have you ever lied have you lay awake late at night thoughts unclear of the events long past have you dear I have
Long Lost Friend
Wow..I thought this hottie fell off the face of the earth but low and behold she is stil here! Shes my fellow golfer and guess what? SHe even has the same birthday as me! Giggling, shes great!..Soo..stop by and show her some love if you get a chance.Fan and add and rate her...but please be nice...shes a sweet one..:) Hugs and Kisses! Golfin babe@ fubar
Dont Waste Your Time Clicking On My Blog Unless Your Really Gonna Read It And Comment
i wanna start with how fucking happy i am with my fubar hubby, u so totally rock! now i can vent i need a drink, or a night out away from the fuckin internet and its motherfuckin bullshit i am 2 seconds away from deleting all of my gay ass internet accounts and just disappearing into the real world i dont know how much more fuckin stress i can take, its gotten so fuckin bad this week that i can hardly sleep at night, and last night i woke up fuckin shaking plus my fuckin anxiety is getting worse than what it was last year so dont be surprised if i land myself in the fuckin ER Ok now i am gonna go back to work and hope that the rest of the day is better, even tho i know that unless i stay away from the computer all together, i will not have a good day
Bite Me ,,if You Dont
well well well,,i am just in the mood to vent and this is a subject that i am passionate about. do you know what its like to live in a country that is free ,where you can basically do what you want, and do not have to conform to everybody being the same? do you? of course you do , you lame ass people. do you know why you can live in a country like america and feel free? BECAUSE OF THE ARMED FORCES MEN AND WOMEN! THATS WHY! i am so tired of people who live here putting down america and the extrodinary people that have served,are serving and will serve to keep us not only safe, but also to let us be able to live they way we do.you pathetic people can you look out of your tunnel vision and your narrowed way of thinking. if it wasnt for these awesome people who serve daily you would all be living in fear and doing only what you were told to do. you lame asses grow up you have the right to speak and say what you want BECAUSE OF THESE ARMED FORCE MEN AND WOMEN. are you that blind. it real
Quite An Analogy
This was sent to me from an e-mailing list Im on. I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs , the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over
Call Centre Convos
Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'. Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?' Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller:
Haha
if you dont want yor pictures looked at dont put them on here i dont look at them kinds of pictures people have respect for your self is that the only way you think you will get looked at it ant be your self try it you may like the nice comments you get insteed of dirty ones grow up
Home For Lunch
One meeting down and thought I would zip by the house and grab some lunch before heading out for my next meeting of the day. I have 20 mins. before I need to leave... What to make for lunch?
Find Me Here
This is where you will usually find me http://www.utherverse.com/signup.aspx?sponsor=shibaridon What is Red Light Center and how does it relate to Utherverse? Utherverse is our social networking profile website. This is where you can create and customize your personal profile, upload pics, describe yourself, and search for other members you would like to meet. Red Light Center is an animated community where members can socialize with each other using "avatars", and access the Utherverse profiling system by right clicking on other avatars. Your Utherverse login information will work to access Red Light Center and vise versa.
More Than Meets The Eye
Told you it was a long weekend . . . Saturday morning after breakfast we heard from Mary that the movie "Transformers" was playing at our local Oak Park Theatre. You can get in there and eat your fill for a LOT less than you can at Carmike Cinemas in our Dakota Square mall where the movies usually debut (for the record, "Transformers" debuted on July 2; I was slightly busy that day after our son Jeffrey being born), and Mary had been stocking up on Oak Park movie tickets at our nephew Mathew's school fundraiser so we didn't even have to pay to get in! And the food . . . $2.50 for a medium bag of popcorn, $1.00 each for drinks -- we had large plastic cups they used to sell, and they still honor the refills -- and then a large bag of M&Ms for a buck too. Great deal! Since Mary and Martha and I all wanted to see "Transformers" and we had Margaret's kids Patrick, Breanna, and Josceline with us while their mom was at work. We obviously couldn't bring the very little kids -- Josceline, Sa
My Heart
My heart has been trampled on I have still yet to recover 10 years will pass before I am free My heart was bled dry My trust is gone My trust is gone My heart is absent I remain for two Never to leave their side My heart is heavy My soul is dark 10 years will pass before I am happy
To All Of My Great Friends... Much Love 2 U
We Are All Like This
So Yeah.
I'll be leaving soon, won't be back on til Monday. So everyone have a fantabulous weekend!
We Have Been Fubared
I got knocked off completely and now everything is going very slowly and during a happy hour to boot!
What To Do
What I want Master to do is first give me that kiss he’s been telling me about, for I dream about it often. I melt into his arms and let him have his way with me. I long for him to control me and abuse me. I want to feel his cock in my mouth and I will pleasure him, licking, sucking, until he comes and I will swallow every last drop. I’d like Master to spank me till my ass is red hot then stick his cock in my soaking wet pussy and fuck me real hard. I want to have pain and pleasure together so I’ll reach the point of ecstasy and maybe Master would let me cum for him all over his cock that he is trusting into my pussy so hard. I would beg for more. I want him to pull my hair call me his slut and ram that cock into my ass. I will obey my Master doing whatever he orders whatever he wants hoping to please him. When we are done we go to the shower where I will wash my Master and do whatever he likes.
"the Perfect Southern Woman"
Yesterday, I was having a phone conversation with my best friend, Lucas. I forget what brought us to the particular subject, but at one point he said, "You and your mom are the very essence of the 'perfect' southern woman." I laughed and asked him what all sch a title involved. He said he could not list the specifics on the spot, but he would mull it over and get back to me. Well, today I recieved an e-mail from him in reply: "Sara, I think you personify the perfect southern woman because you are the kind of woman who could accomplish all of the listed items in a single day (and enjoy yourself the whole time): 1) Cook three full meals for a house-full of people; 2) Clean an entire house; 3) Wrangle, entertain, and keep happy a whole brood of kids; 4) Build a fence; 5) Buy a month's worth of groceries with $100; 6) Balance a checkook to the decimal; 7) Herd animals; 8) Prepare food for a 20-person Super Bowl party, and watch the game; 9) Play a game of backyard family fo
Winduptoy And Tenneka
2 So Called Friends I Did Have On Here Came To My Page To Block Me I Have Done Nothing Wrong To These 2 People. Names Winduptoy and His Lady Teneeka. I Think They Need A Life!!
Lost Compassion
what has gone wrong with this country. i dont get it. the past few months has been a very big eye opener for me about health care for the elderly in america. people who have not experienced a illness or sickness with an elderly parent i only pray that your parents as they get elderly stay healthy.whoever is in charge of health care in america WAKE THE FUCK UP! the elderly are not ready to give up living because they are in their 60's 70's and 80's. the elderly put their faith in the healthcare system, medicare, and medicaid. most work their entire lives and contribute to health care system so that in case they have an illness the money that they have gotten taken out of their pay will help pay for medical cost. they also have to pay high prices for health insurance after they retire. WELL THINK AGAIN PEOPLE. the people who take care of the health care for the elderly well ,lets just say they suck. a loved one of mine has gone through a terrible experience in the last two months. it wa
Hello Everyone
I am new to this so please be patient till i learn how to use the website.
Dj Contest!!
Click banner to support us on contest day!! World Rock Radio is participating in a DJ Contest! Please come out and show your support on Saturday, October 13th!! SHOTDADDY will be competing from 10:00am EST until 10:30am EST REBBI will be competing from 8:00pm EST until 8:30pm EST EVIL will be competing from 8:30pm EST until 9:00pm EST COME IN & PARTY WITH US!! Let's show everyone why WORLD ROCK RADIO IS THE BEST!! Click banner to enter lounge
Re: Ron Paul Defying The Odds
RE: Ron Paul Defying the Odds ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Freedom to Facism.com Date: 11 Oct 2007, 11:15 Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul continues to defy the odds and the media produced polls demonstrating support based on issues and ideas. The cult of Ron Paul is truly a cult of individuals emanating from all walks of life. Still mostly Republican, Paul’s base of supporters includes many Independents and a growing number of Democrats.Ron Paul has muscled his way just barely making it into the top tier of candidates by drawing large crowds at rallies across the country and raising 5 million in the third quarter. That number is five times what Mike Huckabee raised and leaves Paul with almost a couple million in cash above what John McCain has. While the GOP frontrunner Rudy Giuliani has 16 million in cash, Ron Paul has 5.3 million on hand. Still far behind Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney, Paul’s campaign must be encouraged by the succ
The Inventor Of The Harley Davidson Motorcycle
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God,who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..." God replied, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much in
Sent A Mumm Out
I sent a mum out about upsetting a very dear friend!! PLEASE VOTE FOR THE SHOOT ON SIGHT!!!! Would appreciate this!!
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To My X Wife
silent... Remorseful words spoke in a soften tone. Ever so slightly push into the background of life. Forgotten by most remember by none. Laid awake for days mind racing in distress. The success resulting in failure, pity, misjudgment, and lack of knowledge. Knowing myself for what I'm worth, worth no more then your mistake. Was it the love of success or the hatred within yourself. The unfulfilling desire of trying to become something extreme. Just beyond your grasp perhaps, or just beyond mine. Took you for what you were worth, worth more then life itself. Now that you've destroyed mine I am but yours to hold. Do with what you wish I have not an emotion to show, only silent fears and withheld tears
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Red Sequin Shoes Child Large (2-3)
For a walk over the rainbow! Price: 24.99
Ridin The Storm Out
Help Me Stay In The Lead!!!
hey everyone who reads my blog :D hope you all are having a good day so far :) im about to get ready for work, but i just wanted to give yall the latest standings in the photo contest im in :) myself and many others have been working so hard! thank you all:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D as of 1pm central time: j-roxx - 20,567 total points! shortyseceret - 15,954 total points! i am in the lead by 4,613 points!! (D)(D)(D) heres hoping she wont catch up while im at work like she did yesterday!! IF YOU HAVENT RATED THE CONTEST PHOTO YET...PLEASE DO!!!! IT GIVES ME 5 POINTS, AND IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND!! CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment) this contest goes until fri, oct 19th, so its still anybodys game...please help if you can :) thanks again everyone!!! love you guys! ill be back around 7:30 my time (central) **HUGE KISSES**
Why The Rich Stay Rich, Why The Poor Stay Poor
If you really want to solve the problem of financial greef, then go to danijohnson.com Don't worry it is a free website, you will find nothing but answers! After you checked the site out please give me your comments and thoughts!
Re: Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide
RE: Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 11 Oct 2007, 10:59 Congressman comes out on top despite being given least time, least questions and despite CNBC pulling its poll half way through Ron Paul won another debate by a landslide this week despite efforts on the part of the mainstream media to limit the Congressman's exposure and to force Rudy Giuliani down the necks of viewers. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/111007Paul.htm
Head Explody Cont'd
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day to go without meds. won't you be my neighbor??????????????? *insert maniacal laughter and psychotic stare here* i haven't been able to focus on a damned thing for 2 solid weeks. coinciding with my first med change in several years. so today, doc says no meds, pick up the new ones tomorrow at the office. yay. with the meds, i have no attention spa....oh hey-look at this! shiny! so i been having trouble focusing. can't seem to follow a train of....uhm, what? but, of course, that was part of the problem before. but now? well, yeah. it's a bit worse, i .....wow. there was a thought there, wasn't there? funny. now i write these rambling, run on posts in my usual forums because i lose track right in the middle, and can't seem to pick it back up where....yeah. kinda like that. so new meds 2moro. yay. work should be fun tonight. *maniacal laughter once again.* i keep listening for the voices, but they aren't s
Friends
I just got word this afternoon that my cousin is being shipped over to iraq its hard time for my family hes 21 and first time going over to serve our country plz keep him in ur prayers as well as well as the others serving.. may the all come home safetly...
Believe It Or Not- Nickleback
Believe it or not everyone have things that they hide- Believe it or not everyone keep most things inside- Believe it or not everyone believe in something above- Believe it or not everyone need to feel loved-but we don't and we wont-Until we figure out-Could someone deliver us-Just send some kind of sign-so close to giving up-cause faith is so hard to find- but you dont and you wont-until we figure out-I've seen it alot everytime the world turns upside down-Believe it or not most of us wanna know why we're here-But we dont and we wont-until we figure out-could someone deliver us-just send us a sign-So close to giving up-cause faith is so hard to find-could someone deliver us-just send us some kind of sign-so close to giving up-cause faith is so hard to find-but you dont and you wont-until we figure it out-most of us have nothing to complain about-most of us have things we could live without-Everyone need advice on how to get along-you dont and you wont-Until we figure out-Belive it or
Perfect Hubby....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it wit! h all t he options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishm
Myspace Morons
I don't mean to be a complete fucking cunt here and I realize at one point or another we all slip up and do something stupid. Nobody's perfect. But hopefully you learn from your mistakes, or so the saying goes. Now grant it, maybe I'm a bit more "internet savvy" than a few people or maybe I actually read postings on scams, viruses, etc. instead of feeding into them. This particular gripe is for the idiots who continue to post things via bulletins, blogs, chain-emails, etc. without bothering to really look into them. Perfect example... I have a MySpace account. On said account I have an individual whom I went to school with and was somewhat friends with. She had only written to me when she first found me on MySpace. But every time I delete her non-communicating ass, she sends me numerous invites and emails. I re-add her only to find her go silent yet again. Now that isn't my gripe... okay, its "a gripe" but not "the gripe" of this post. Anyhow, this chick constantly pos
Good Advice...
subject: "Good Advice" post date: 2007-10-11 10:52:20 views: 1 comments: 0 ratings: 0 We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are aliv
The Difference Between Girls & Grown Women.
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro
Hot Tattoo Contest!
Hot Tattoo Contest! I need men and women with tattoos for this contest! 1st Tattoo is...... 2nd Tattoo is...... 3rd Tattoo is...... Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/13 thur 10/19 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar
Thoughts
we all state that heroes are the men and women we ssee on tv who save lives and have strange and wonderful powers..who show bravery beyond anyone c an percieve, but in all actuality there are heroes that do not have powers who go out and save lives, show bravery above and beyond the call of duty. i have several "heroes" here at FUBAR..im not gonna name names but they probably know who they are, becausethey are my very true friends who stand by me and talk with me make me laugh when im feelin down all of u are really my friends like me or not why? because you are here talkin with me for one thing lol. but to move on here...our real heroes are our police dept., fire dept, doctors, nurses, our soldiers men and women both who serves us here and abroad who brave the perils of war and terrorism, who fight for our rights to do what we want, would we be abnle to get online if we were under a tyrany such as Khadafi. Hussein, and many others? I doubt it seriously think for a moment wha
Truth Trek: The Next Generation Classss
Truth Trek: The Next Generation classss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa8sVGllQI
"good Advice"
We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants
Part I
it's been almost a month since i haven't worked. doctor gave me the sick leave due to some strange headaches i was suffering. i was feeling bad since two or three months before but it wasn't that hard to get along with. but last month it was a total torture so i decided to go to the doctor. i was more worried than any other thing. it's not the same if you have a broken arm or your tummy hurts. this was something wrong in my head and it didn't allow me to have a normal life. work, hang around with friends, dinner with my gf, party... all the normal and fun activities in life became a physical and psycholigical torture to me. so i was really thinking i had a serious trouble of health. they gave me pills and more pills. nolotil, ibuprofen, imigran, dogmatil, naproxen, diazepam... none of those pills had a good result on my headaches and sickness feelings. finally i went to a neurologyst, he said i've been suffering from chronic tensional headache, and it's caused by physic and psychic
Plz Show Some Love!!!
The following 2 ppl need as much luv as you can give. Let's show them that not every online is all about drama. Thanks All~ Alexa ( Mystic Illusions ) Madam Scorpio@ fubar NYCorpse@ fubar
Worker
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job." The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to drive his Mercedes; he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, you will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bull shittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Few Questions On My Mind Can U Answer ? Plz>>
I cant do mums yet so im blogging these. 1; How does a man really want to treat a lady ? 2 ; Is Chillivary dead ? 4; Is it wrong for a lady to expect respect always, and treated sometimes delicately when she need ,s to be ? 5 ; Why do some just act bitter or try to hurt others ? 6 ; Do they ( people ) forget about the Golden Rule ? 7; Why do some women treat men like play things , if they themselves want respect from a guy ? 8 ; How many people in here are really looking for a significate other to spend a life time with? 9; How many people in here are just wanting to play the field , never meet the right person for their life? 10 ; Do you know God loves us no matter what ? 11 ; Do you know it takes all to make a world ? 12 ; Do you know if we could stand up speak out and do the right thing out of loving gestures ,Or thoughts and care we as people of all color races and creed and countries could join together, to make and bring about great cha
Woman Seeks Rich Husband, Banker Says "crappy" Deal
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir. The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband. "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote. "I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?" The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her
Complete
Complete by BlueWolf © A lost entity, no longer Because you returned to me my soul, And when I gave it back to you, I felt, "This is what makes me whole." An empty heart is all I saw, Then you handed me my core, And when I gave it back to you, I felt, "This is what makes me more." A paralyzed passion is now alive, You gave me back your love, And when I returned it back to you, I knew it fit me like a glove. A hopeless faith no longer exists, Tou earned my faithful trust, And when I gave it back to you, I discovered this is a "must." You filled me and completed me, Made me all that I can be, I would love to give this back to you, It is all that makes me "see." Gratitude is not enough to give, For you to understand, I need to follow, for once, my path, Please come and take my hand..............
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When Cops Sleep
"When a Cop Sleeps" Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood. The demons bring the broken bodies from the wrecks the sickening smell of death and the kids...Oh God please, not the kids. Mainly the demons bring the eyes... the hatred and desperation in the eyes of the people you fight, the pleading and pain of the people you try to help, and the quiet and blankness in death of the ones you couldn't. The demons bring sounds too.... the sounds of tires skidding and metal crunching from the wrecks, the gunshots that seem so loud on TV yet so muffled on the street, the screams and crying that all blend together after a while. The demons won't leave... Alcohol and sleeping pills work for a while but they come back. Some have used their own deaths to flee from them, but most of us are scared that in causing our own deat
Cute
Need a chuckle this morning ? Here ya go! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand
Man Rules, This Is To Funny , Had To Post It
Hella funny and soooooooo true........! THE Man Rules������������������� At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!
Bahaaaa
Celtic fined as Dida receives ban Dida was stretchered off after the incident in Glasgow Celtic have been fined £25,000 and AC Milan goalkeeper Dida has been banned for two matches following trouble at the recent Champions League game. However, the European champions intend to appeal against the penalty imposed on the 34-year-old Brazilian. Dida collapsed dramatically after a fan appeared to strike him near the end of AC Milan's 2-1 defeat on 3 October. Celtic were found guilty of a lack of organisation and improper conduct of supporters at the match. The Scottish champions will pay half of the fine now while the rest is deferred over a two-year probationary period. Dida was stretchered off after being confronted by the invading fan and was criticised for overreacting. And Uefa's control and disciplinary body took a dim view of the keeper's theatrics, charging him with a lack of sportsmanship. The incident occurred after Scott McDonald had slammed in C
Sing It!
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall an
Lesh
I think I put this one in here simply because I haven't updated in a while. This is more or less a sorrowful attempt by Lesh to find out if I'll masturbate on cam for him. We all know how that gets played out. As usual, my thoughts are in [brackets]. Lesh: hello DD: Hello Lesh: what up DD: Nothing much, what's up with you? Lesh: nm DD: Quiet day? Lesh: lol do you have yahoo [hint 1 he didn't read the profile] DD: Yes, why? Lesh: just ask can i have your name on it DD: [edited] [I decided to give it just to see what he would say] Lesh: are u on it [well duh!] DD: yes Switched to Yahoo: sfasjo8: hello Jessi: hi sfasjo8: do you have webcam [wow... first fucking thing! Would never have seen that one coming...] Jessi: yes sfasjo8: can i see you on it [dammit! He didn't ask to see it... would have loved to send that pic of the cam itself... oh well] Jessi: no sfasjo8: y Jessi: Why do you want to see me on it? sfasjo8: to
Where Was I?
Sorry friends, and random people :) Sorry I've been away for a bit. I needed a break and then I was involved in an accident (van I was riding in got rear ended), but I'm more or less ok. A little sore, my head and neck still ache, but my back's a bit better. Yeah, like you care, lol. Anyway, if you happen to be part of the select few who missed me, there's your explanation :)
Just Became A Vip(not Become)
Well today, I bought my first VIP and I also bought my girlfriend Kate a VIP too, the only reason why I did was because I was at my limit for uploading pics and she was close too, so I said what the hell, buy her one too, anyways, I will only give 11's to the ladies and pics of them whether it be profile pic or any pic of themselves but not the NSFW ones though. I will not give them to guys, (I hate to do that, but it's my choice here, I don't expect them from guys anyhow), that's how I'm using my 11's and I'm sticking to it, ok?
Cute Kid Contest Updated
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of kids for this plz! 1st Kid is....... 2nd Kid is...... 3rd Kid is...... 4th Kid is...... 5th Kid is...... 6th Kid is...... Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/12 thur 10/18 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar
Contest Terms?
Ok the contest terms, when fubar will help in making an honest contest for the prize that i can not over ride who wins is simple. The person who godfathers me will have to be a friend and a fan of my page at the time of godafthering me. ( see why i need fubar suport on this) Now we all know how those points get awarded, and it shouldn't be to0 hard for fubar to help in doing so. Please help to get fubar onboard with this idea. The longer they wait to help me, is the longer this contest is placed on hold!
The Sad Day
well today went all wrong for me i was late again to work. so i told the cap driver to speed and he got a ticket then i had to give up my lunch becs of a meeting this day sucked wish i had a good friend to cheer me up when i get home but i dont so i just keep smileing and live each day for day becs tommorrow is going to be a better day smiles yes it is
God's Universal Laws
10/10/2007 Dear readers: As you know Mercury retrograde or “Supernova window” will always bring the people or the affairs of your past alive again and today I received an invitation from Nicole to speak at the 2008 UFO Conference and Film Festival. Also make sure to mention my name when you sign up for the event at http://www.ufocongress.com/ I will be speaking Monday February 2008 from 12.45 to 2.15 in Laughlin, Nevada at the Aquarius Hotel. I am not sure yet if I will talk about my UFO experiences or do a Nostradamus Natural Healing following a Hypnotherapy Session on all attendees like I did at the Bay Area UFO conference last August. Check my lecture and workshop for details at http://www.thebayareaufoexpo.com/speakers.html and for sure I will let you know more in time. I have been very close to the Brown family for many years and I spoke for the first time ever for them in1991 right after my most incredible 4th kind UFO experience. For many years I have been a regu
After Three In The A.m.
Here I am again. The moon as my only companion. Together we are listening to a few songs and deciding what to type. Thing is, when I usually enter a blog, it's a premeditated thought, but not this time around. No, this time I had nothing specific to bring to the table. Except maybe a hope that through these ramblings the reason why I cannot sleep tonight, as well as any other night for that matter, may pop up. I mean, being naturally nocturnal, just like my father, I can see some difficulty sleeping during the dark night hours, but not like this. This is different. I am different...... Even now, I feel at a loss for words. That never happens to me. I've always got an answer, a question, a thought, always something to say..... Feels like 100 years since I last slept. Oh well, sleep is for the weak, right?..... I don't get it. How did I get here? Why do I feel like I'm no longer in control of me? That's impossible, right? Isn't it? I was the one who was always in control. I was
Yay Me!!
If everyone wonders why I'm not on the next few days.. its because i wentback home to visit friends and family. Also, I might meet up with my first fubar friend! YAY :P Anyways, Hopefully I will have new pictures to post when I get back home! Don't miss me to much!! :P Love Mysti
A Pumpkins Chagrin...
a pumpkins chagrin... pumpkin, would you rather not smile that cheshire cat grin? has it cut once too often your silence and skin? hallowed outside but hollow within? pumpkin, do you dream of november? licking the wounds of a scorching but beautiful ember? would you rather not even remember? pumpkin, tell me.. how did you stumble, where did it begin? did you try once too often to wager and win? pretty to pieces and lost in the spin.. pumpkin, will you ever grow weary of clamor and sin? all the cheshire incisions that leak your pulse thin. where wonder bleeds out and winter seeps in... dg
Have A Great Day :)
Its thursday everyone have a great day one more day and the weekends here!!!, and to the ones I chat on here with in illusions radio have a great day hugs and kisses to you nice women in there muahzzzzzz, ttyl peeps.
Lets Get Off The Bull Shit And Rate Photos
I need some photos rating I rate ur so please return the favor
Why You Probably Are Not Allergic To Chocolate, And Other Chocolate Covered Myths
"What most people call an allergy is really an unpleasant digestive complaint; an allergy is when your body actually reacts upon the food and creates such a huge immune reaction that antibodies and other chemicals released to defend against the food actually are destructive to our bodies. Chocolate is not on the list of foods that Americans seem to develop allergies to: milk, fish, eggs, wheat, tree nuts, peanuts, soybeans and shellfish are. No one has yet proven that acne is related to eating chocolate. Period. Even large amounts of chocolate. So there goes that myth. As far as chocolate being addictive, same thing, there is no clinical evidences to support physical addiction to chocolate. In my opinion, people use the word 'addiction' too loosely these days. For example, I love chocolate, and I know that it contains substances that release endorphins which make me feel good. I am normal, I like to feel good. But my body tells me when enough is enough. I am not compelled to gorg
Ehhh, What's Up Doc?
So this morning I had a doctor appointment. Had to get lab work done at the endocrinologists office [thyroid doc]. She also refilled my prescriptions and 'chatted' with me. Doc P: I always remember you by calling you 'The woman with the most beautiful hair!' Me: Why thank you... Doc P: So tell me, how are things with your weight loss going? Me: Eh. I can tell I'm still losing inches. I haven't "officially" been weighed and measured at the gym in the last couple of months. The woman who does it for me hasn't been in. Her father's ill... Anyhow, I can tell the inches are still being lost, but the pounds are STUCK *laughs* Seriously though, the scale isn't budging! Doc P: Have you gained weight? Me: No. It won't go up OR down. Just stuck at the same weight as last time. Doc P: I ask, because your breasts look larger Me: *raises brows* they look...bigger? *Looks down* They're the same to me! I haven't LOST much weight there. That's odd, I know. Supposed to be the f
Music
~Hope~ [acoustic intro, slow singing] Hoping...For a life better than this Hoping...That I can be with you Hoping...For the chance to be loved by you [acoustic ends] Hoping...For the opportunity..To!...Love! [drum intro] [mid paced singing, screaming backing vox] On the day I met you I felt a deep connection(Did you feel it?) Like I've felt with no other(your the only one) Could this be love?!!! [drum fill w/blast beats] Hoping...Is all I can do Hoping...Is consuming my life Hoping...Is wearin me down [screaming vox] Sleepless nights Restless days All my time Spent Thinkin of you [guitar solo] [screaming vox] Hope is killing me!! [guitar solo] [acoustic starts up again with slow almost talking vox] Hoping has devoured my soul Hoping has murdered me Hoping has left me for dead....
Sucks!
fuck yes. this is me right here. lol i had to blog it cuz its just fuckin true. fuck yes. im out b.
Happy
life sucks. why is it every time i get to be happy some thing always comes up and fucks it up. my exs are happy, when the hell is it my trun to be happy
Well Its Opening On The 31st Of Oct
deman carnival just got its liq. lic. and will be open to the public on oct 31st in upland ca it is located behind DOC AUDIO @ 305 central ave for tickets or vip list mail me at demancarnival@yahoo.com or demancarnival@myspace.com or demancarnival@youtube.com or lol musicbylostdog@yahoo.com or lmao musicbylostdog@myspace.com
Patience!
You are the one The one of my dreams My heart’s desire All the prayers and wishes The fantasies and Fairytales Since I was just a little girl Here you are in the flesh Everything seems all a mess This I do know Through time and patience It will all grow Together everything will one day flow You are unsure this I do still know For it is still what is yours You do slip and say ours and we But most of the time it is I and me So this I do know you are not ready for us Not as of yet but close it is I do have to say yes I am scared There is still a lot to accomplish But I am ready for the ours and we Patience yes I know Patient as I can be It is still early of yet So all the patience that you need
New Tattoo No 30
work started today at 2.00 p.m on my 30th tattoo. its the piece i had commissioned by Courtney Davis. its looking good so far just the outline today and start filing in the colour next week seeing as its a custom piece that i have had done i will not be posting pics of it here as i want it to remain the only one, however i will show it to my friends just leave me a message with your email and i'll send pics, dave
Sexy Female Halloween Costumes
Sexy Female Halloween Costumes Shop for sexy costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Decide the sexy female halloween costume: Firstly decide on the costume that you would like to wear. Think what would be sexy on you and then decide. You could go out as a devil, wonderwoman, a goddess etc. You can decide on something unique too but if you are going for something ordinary make it better by adding your own extras to make it sexy. Buy the accessories that are required to make your costume look sexy. Don't be finicky, buy the proper accessories. For example if you are going out as catwoman, make sure to buy cats eye contact lenses or if you are going as the devil wear, red contact lenses. Contact lenses especially for halloween can be found on the internet too. Once your sexy female halloween costume is ready, be sure to wear it with all the confidence that you can muster. Even if your costume is not splendid enough, your confiden
Two Weeks!
With love in my heart The fear deep in my gut Tears in my eyes I know it is you I do not know what you feel Or even what you want These two weeks where of peace The feeling of safty warmth The feeling of home with you Not since I was little Not very often It has been so long I had forgotten These past two weeks I do not know how to say it It was amazing but very enlightening I now know what I want but still out of my reach For see you are still scared To own up to being with me Unsure that you are Is as sure as I am So now I do say You need to figure out What you want to do I love you with all my heart You have all of me Maybe that is just it You need to fight more for me Show me what you want Let me know how you feel Maybe it is time For you open a little to me I do want to thank you It is and was wonderful You are the love of my life I dont ever want to know life without you
My New Restaurant/club/bar Opens Oct 31st
wooohoooo im soooo happy the club will be open on halloween!!!!!! oct 31st its about time! see you there!!!! it will be in fallbrook and will be called The Brook from Fall
Alone
I have written many lines saying I was alone For many years my actions I could not condone? There was a battle of emotions To me unknown In my mind 'Love' was an emotion undone Many I pushed away with a hidden fear Hidden thoughts I was the one who shed the tears Tears with burning Trails Back to my heart the original place I became a stone I was cold and wanted to be left alone Alone was really True It was a safety for me That's what it came to be Never a smile come across my face Deep in side I was becoming my own mental case Many tears fell over the years Being locked inside Alone was becoming the Reality! I was to be without today's Society? More years passed like the living and dying of the Springtime grass The Reality stung me like a cut from a knife My Heart began to open exciting and new Emotion weren't meant to locked away! For each is like a sunny day Each a new moment in this thing called Life! Alone
Waiting On The World To Change
Waiting On The World To Change lyrics Me and all my friends We're all misunderstood They say we stand for nothing and There's no way we ever could Now we see everything that's going wrong With the world and those who lead it We just feel like we don't have the means To rise above and beat it So we keep waiting Waiting on the world to change We keep on waiting Waiting on the world to change It's hard to beat the system When we're standing at a distance So we keep waiting Waiting on the world to change Now if we had the power To bring our neighbors home from war They would have never missed a Christmas No more ribbons on their door And when you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want That's why we're waiting Waiting on the world to change We keep on waiting Waiting on the world to change It's not that we don't care, We just know that the fight ain't fair So we ke
Million Reasons Why
Million Reasons Why In my Life I'd thought I'd never see One who captured my heart like thee. I sometimes sit and stare How could i ever come to compare. With your beauty style and grace You look at me and a smile creeps across my face. Wonderful winds blow in my mind Whispering your name. My heart wild; you easily tamed ! Gentle as a kitten I am forever smitten My mind has no reason to wander For you I shutter and pnder. The blue of your eyes sparkle with the beauty of the sky. Never i like to see cry Never to see you hurt or I'd surely die. I say "Ilove" you Million reasons why. Michael Todd Northcutt
Good Cop, Baby Cop........
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You My Friend!
You My Friend I sat on my beds edge at night's end A mental search for someone I could call friend I wanted someone who's time I could spend ! Maybe someday my heart I could lend I'd sit never in judgement For things that might begrudge them I'd listen with all my heart With a Smile and Hug I'd start! To take all they have to offer Plenty in return My back I will never turn! No matter how many bridges did burn With heart felt words of Praise Their mood I' try to raise Whatever means necessary I will use My shoulder they surely use To dry the tears,comfort all their fears! And let it be known Together a friendship has grown. Michael Todd Northcutt Copyright ©2007 Michael Todd Northcutt
Singing
I LOVE SINGING EVER SINCE I WAS 6 YRS OLD NOW IM THIRTY - SEVEN IM STILL SINGING!!! HOW DO U PEOPLES FEEL ABOUT SINGING??? LET ME KNOW WHAT UR OPINION THANKS!!!! COMMENT ME!!!
What To Do About A Downrater.
Everyday, I see bulletin after bulletin being posted about downraters. "This asshole just gave me 1's," "I got a 1 from this jerk, go get him!!" Now it seems to me that if you are trying to keep yourselves "drama free," why would you post a drama filled bulletin, inciting more drama? The first point I want to make is that you still get the same amount of points for a 1 or a 10. The ONLY thing I can see that anyone loses from getting a rate less than 10 is pride or your wittle feelers. Oh and the rate score goes down, as if that's fucking important! Second point. Most people that downrate are new to Fubar. They are totally unaware that downrating is a no-no here. Unless, of course, it is a veteran with a ghost account just to fuck with people, but in those isolated cases, they are usually out to fuck with a particular person or group. This is what I do when someone downrates me: I go to their profile, rate them an 11. Rate their default pic an 11. Then I send them a gift
I Cant Wait....
for everything to calm down in life. I' cant wait to finally get out of school, I can't wait to get a better job - one that doesn't underpay me, I can't wait to finally be divorced so I don't have to deal with the harrassment and mean words. I feel like Miss America...all I want is peace...not world peace, inner peace, and thats really hard to acheive when other people come in and disrupt your quiet little sanctuary that you created for yourself. On top of this all I think I have carpal tunnel. Damn!....If you respond to this please do not list any hate comments or negative things...I'm sick of assholes on here thinkinging just because Fubar has no limitations that you have free reign to be as mean as you want. It doesn't work that way assholes...when I post a fuckin Mumm about what movie should I watch...I don't want responses like get off the computer you asshole we don't care...If you don't care, then dont read my shit... Yeah this blog totally turned around a little but here
Hey Everyone Check This Out
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL. Fire My Words
Sad Sad Day
How do you say goodbye to someone you have known and loved all your life. Someone who has left behind so much. Four children and a husband. At such a young age. It just goes to show what drugs can do to someone. They don't only effect you but, everyone around you. Leaving them vulnerable, alone, sad, and depressed. What is to become of there life now that u are gone? The girls are just now teenagers, the baby is three. Let's not forget the six year old too. How could you enjoy yourself pill after pill knowing that you were leaving them behind? Maybe, no one understands but you could have givin them a chance.
Aggrafuckinvation!
So you ever meet people that you fucking go all out of your way to do shit for, trying to help them here and trying to help them there , you know trying to get them to the point where they can stand on there own 2 feet! And the little fuckers have no fucking gratitude. Its like they dont even acknowlege the fact that you have been bending over backwards to try to accomodate them! And it makes you want to ring there little fucking neck. But oh well lifes a bitch and then you marry one right? or is that all just bullshit, and people are just out for themselves, and dont give a fuck who they hurt trying to get it? Well , nah better yet Oh Fucking Well! just venting , thanks for listening, and if you are Leni reading this, its not directed towards you cracker jacker! I love ya!
Dating Today....
Is dating today really all that different than when we were teenagers? Not really. We still get the butterflies when we meet someone that catches our interest. We still feel the excitement, the anticipation, and yes..the giddiness. And we still feel the disappointment and hurt that they did not notice us, or feel the same. The only true differences between teen / young dating and mature / older dating is that being more mature we are more aware and less accepting of the flaws, mistreatments etc...of the people we meet. That and maybe we expect MORE from the people we meet because of the level of maturity we are apparently supposed to have achieved. The choice in venue for a date is a bit different too...a teen is happy to go to a movie, and hang out at Burger King after, cause they just want a place to hang out. Where as adults, we expect to converse with our date and want to emit a sense of style because we are more concerned, at first, about the image we present, than we are spendi
Where's My Rent, Bitch?
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When You Hold Someone's Heart Part 2
Part 1 There is times when all things change in a single moment and we are stranded in that moment for what seems like an eternity. All bearings are lost and we are cast adrift into the nameless unknown never to be sure just what happened or why. The uncertainty of that moment affects us forever causes something far more damaging than wounds of the flesh, but scar of the spirit and soul. When you hold the heart of someone be gentle and careful since what you hold is far more precious than just a persons love. You are holding their trust and the very essence of what thy will become in the future. All love no matter what kind should be honored and cherished when it is freely given with no strings and no expectations. Unconditional love is a rare gift to give so when you receive it honor it like nothing else in this world or any other. It is more valuable than all the gold in the world and more precious than life itself. Just something to think upon and remember something so pure
Pain In Its Various Forms
I discovered this little piece of my mind in a journal of sorts from a few years ago: (written in late 2005) -Pain In Its Various Forms- An Essay Of Sorts Pain. Whether experienced physically, mentally, or emotionally, it is undoubtedly the strongest sensation a human being can know. It has recently come to my attention that pain may also be the greatest form of proof that one is, in fact, alive. -Physical- Have you becomes both mentally and physically numb; with no real assurance as to whether or not you are alive? Well, you might consider turning to the world of physical pain. This is the most fulfilling choice for the masochist in all of us. You will not only feel the infliction; you will see it. In dragging the razor blade across your skin (though not with the intention of committing suicide; remember, you are not yet certain that there is a life to take), you discover a satisfying sting and you see the blood flow. You are ali
From My Heart.....
The Perfect Dream Two hearts dancing together in time Two souls catching the same fire Two lives blending in harmony Conversations tempered by desire. Freedom to remain one's own person To benefit the joining of two Exploring life's shared experiences Enjoying all that we do. Respecting all of our differences Treasuring where we are the same. Remembering what brought you together And that love is never a game. Two hearts, two minds, two bodies Working towards one common goal The sharing of life's possibilities The fulfillment of each individual soul. Honesty, respect and true happiness Are integral parts of the dream Through laughter, love and friendship The perfect dream can be seen. Tal
Three Nightmares...
I found this picture today.  It brought back unpleasant memories...When I was younger (around 4 or so), I had three nightmares (well, two nightmares and a lucid dream that turned scary) that I still remember today.  The lucid dream was that I was a member of the Monkees on their TV show and I was running through a Hall of Mirrors trying to escape from Dracula.  That one isn't important.The other two are:NIGHTMARE 1:  I am sitting in a chair with a huge, heavy snake in my lap.  My parents are on the couch, their bodies hidden with newspapers.  I ask them to help get the snake off of me, but they say they're busy and will do so in a bit.  I look down the snake's mouth and see it's hollow.  I stick my finger down its throat, and it gets pissed and starts trying to kill me.  My parents say they are still busy and I shouldn't have messed with the snake.NIGHTMARE 2:  At the entrance to the hallway is a soft spot in the floor.  My mom, lying on the couch, tells me it is a "crab kingdom" or so
Vulnerable
Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in because its cold outside cold outside its cold outside share with me the secrets that you kept in because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so let's pretend we're alone and I know you may be scared and I know were unprepared but I don't care tell me tell me what makes you think that you are invincible I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure please don't tell me that I am the only one that's vulnerable impossible I was born to tell you I love you isn't that a song already I get a B in originality and it's true I cant go on without you your smile makes me see clearer if you could only see in the mirror what I see Vulnerable Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com and your slowly shaking finger tips show that your scared like me so let's pretend we're alone and I know you may be scared and I know were unpr
Being Breast Aware
http://www.breastcancer.org.au/breast-health/being-breast-aware.aspx Being breast aware is part of general body awareness. Being breast aware means learning how your breasts look and feel. It is important to know what is normal for you. Everyone is different and as you go through the different stages of your lives, your breasts are continually changing. Pauline Wright was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2006 and was inspired to write a poem and create a card to give to family and friends to encourage them to be breast aware. Pauline has given the Breast Cancer Foundation of WA her poem to help spread the message of the importance of being breast aware. Be Breast Aware Dear Girlfriends everywhere I have some news I need to share. I found a lump in my breast. Dashed off to see the doctor, He sent me for a test. The results came back the following day. The diagnosis – BREAST CANCER. It’s happened to me, It can happen to you. Please be aware, There is som
What My Name Means In The Sexual Dictionary
sylvain -- [noun]: A steamy steamy shower
Maybe
In the moonlight Your face it glows Like a thousand diamonds I suppose And your hair flows like The ocean breeze Not a million fights Could make me hate you You’re invincible Yeah, It’s true It’s in your eyes Where I find peace Chorus: Is it broken? Can we work it out? Let’s light up the town, scream out loud! Is it broken? Can we work it out? I can see in your eyes You’re ready to break Don’t look away. So here we are now In a place where Broken Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com The sun blended With the ocean thin. So thin, we stand Across from each other Together we’ll wonder If we will last these days If I asked you to stay Would you tell me You would be mine? And time Is all I ask for Time I just need one more day And time You’ve been crying too long Time And your tears wrote this song Stay In the moonlight Your face it glows
54% Zombie Proof
53% GeekJustSayHi - A Free Dating Website53% Geek JustSayHi - A Free Dating Website I Scored a 80%! JustSayHi - Free Personals holy crap..is that bad o.O 54%Free Online Dating from JustSayHi just great... >.<
Broken
In the moonlight Your face it glows Like a thousand diamonds I suppose And your hair flows like The ocean breeze Not a million fights Could make me hate you You’re invincible Yeah, It’s true It’s in your eyes Where I find peace Chorus: Is it broken? Can we work it out? Let’s light up the town, scream out loud! Is it broken? Can we work it out? I can see in your eyes You’re ready to break Don’t look away. So here we are now In a place where Broken Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com The sun blended With the ocean thin. So thin, we stand Across from each other Together we’ll wonder If we will last these days If I asked you to stay Would you tell me You would be mine? And time Is all I ask for Time I just need one more day And time You’ve been crying too long Time And your tears wrote this song Stay In the moonlight Your face it glows
Your Call
Cause I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight Stripped and pollished, I am new, I am fresh I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh Cause every breath that you will take. while you are sitting next to me will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy? (What's yours? What's yours, What is yours) [ Your Call lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Cause I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home x4 ( I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have) Cause I was born to tell you I love you and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight Cause I was born to tell you I love you and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight ( I know everything y
~ Stolen ~ My Fav Song
You watch the season pull up its own stage And catch the last weekend Of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced Another sun soaked season Fades away You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grand farewells Crash the best one Of the best ones Clear liqour and Cloudy eye Too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart [ Stolen lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] And from the bottle flow, we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams are sure And we all will sleep well We'll sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around In the highest heels You are the best one Of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my You have stolen my heart
Friends Fans And Family
I have never in my life seen so many fake people...they rate fan then add you and then poof you never hear from them again...but thats not what really bothers me, its the ones (in your bombing family, if your in one ) That wanna be in a family "just in case" they need something but "They" NEVER help out...and if they do its very seldom! So tell me why bother being in a family then?! Ummmmm "HELLO" IF YOU ARE FAMILY THEN ACT LIKE IT OR REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE OBLIGATION TO THE FAMILY, IN MY WORLD FAMILY STICKS WITH FAMILY!! Its as simple as that. FAKE PEOPLE SUCK!! Oh and i will be cleaning my list the next few days because of this...so if you wanna be my friend and actually talk and interact like one let me know :D
Bathroom Drunk
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there?' he yells. 'You're scaring my customers!' 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet,' slurs the drunk, 'and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.' The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, 'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
Your Guardian Angel
When I see your smile, tears roll down my face. I can't replace. And now that I'm strong, I have figured out, How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul. And I know, I'll find, deep inside me, I can be the one. I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all. Even if saving you sends me to heaven. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Seasons are changing and waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us. Days grow longer and nights grow shorter, I can show you I'll be the one. I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all. Even if saving you sends me to heaven. 'Cause you're my, you're my, my, my, my true love, My whole heart, please don't throw that away. Because I am here, for you. Please don't walk away, and please tell me you'll stay. Whoa-oh-oh Stay Whoa-oh-oh Use me as you will, pull my strings just for a thrill. And
My Longings
during my younger years, i'm like normal girls who dream of prince charming.. although life have taught me how cruel the world it, at some point i have believe in magic and fairy tales. isn't it nice to dream and hope of an everlasting happines... those days when i was entering my teenage life that i could sit at the corner and imagine my first love.. how he will would make me feel.. the first dance... the first kiss... the first..... would it be nice to go back to those days and be innocent again... but reality is far from that... you can't go on dreaming. wake up and welcome to the real world... although i still haven't made a mistake that i have regret.. but i learned a lot from those people that mattered to me most.. you don't need to touch fire to know that it would hurt... don't let it happen to you know how it feels to be broken... my mother made mistakes, i was with her through all those years.. but she made it.. how happy she is now... i guarded my self
Help
PLEASE....RATE AND FAN AND ADD ME TO LEVEL UP.....THANK YOU MUCH. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR! SWEETFRANNY
Where To Now
As a young boy my older brother made me watch wrestling and i fell in love with that and still to this day that is my one tru love. We stated that one day we would be a tag team and be the best tag team that we could be with the god given talent we had. I had my chance and I get to live my childhood dream every weekend. Well not really just mine but my late brothers aswell. See my brother wanted to wrestle and he had two matches and in his second one he lost his eye sight. About 45 mins later it came back to him but he was scared and said he wanted to be apart of wrestling some way but he couldnt go through that anymore. He became an announcer and later a referree. He died on June 22, 2004 and the day after we laid his soul to rest we had a wrestling show and the building was renamed the Bobby Killjoey Memorial Sports Arena. I was known to be in the middle of an interview and say that the building was my house. When the only claim to that building was gone it was Bobby's house. What im
Look At The Ghost Rider
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK WILDCAT AND BIG FOR THIS GIVEAWAY. THEY BOTH KNOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AND THEY ARE GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY. SO COME ONE AND COME ALL AND LETS SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE. THEIR LINKS ARE BELOW. ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ LÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar *BÌG* ÇÖ ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar AGAIN THANK YOU GUYS.
Come Lend A Helping Hand To A Great Guy
manly - nite...talk with y'all on Thursday!!!!!!!!@ fubar MANLY IS A GREAT FRIEND AND JUST A GREAT GUY SO COME ON OVER AND HELP HIM LEVEL....THANKS
Females Don't Talk To Me
ATTENTION ALL YOU FEMALES DON'T LIKE TALKING TO YOU SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME THANKS THE HITMANS GIRL
Ok, Waiting For Reply
This will be a clean contest, but till I get fubar suport to help in the running of it. I can only say this,"What so darn inportant about being a godfather on this site, and why should i want it?"
Sitting On A Picnic Table In The Park
Sitting on a picnic table in the park So I sit here looking at the ground wondering Where I am going up or down. I want to run and get wild play the games that get your adrenaline moving, But need a man to help me out. Have him pin me down tease me And please me with his tongue. On that long picnic table back far Behind the trees past the pond. Start with his hands going up under my shirt Squeezing my breasts just right. As his hand goes under my skirt Feeling my juices flow over his hand. He begins to work his way down past my belly Making me moan slightly as he licks his way down To my clit and my pussy. . His hand on my breasts and His tongue playing with my clit while fingering my pussy As I moan even louder. I feel him suck real hard then bite and suck and the hand is in and out Of your pussy. You whisper to him fuck me NOW. He giggles just bit and say's no not yet. My eyes open to see the sight of the law standing right the
Sexual Poetry
Look, smile, lick, kiss Tongue, lips, biting, touching Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch Breast, nipple, cock, pussy Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze Cock, shaft, moist, pussy Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot Wet, pussy, fingers, inside, moist Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching Head, rubbing, entering, craving Half way, pulsating, warm, so good Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder Tingling, toes to legs to pussy...cumming Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting Rev
The Misstress
The misstress There is a lady not ready for one and only one man. She would rather have a man That has another that way she would not be tied down. She knows she is not ready to fall in love. She would lie to have an affair. So she could have her needs met. She could give him his cake and eat it too. When she had the chance to do this she choose against it cause she wanted more. Now she would rather be that mistress. See she is sick of that toy needs a mans touch. One that is there for a friend and can get away when he wants to play. She will give him what he wants as long as he pleases her as well. She can meet him at a secret place. She wants to be teased at first He needs to make the first move So she knows it's OK to tease him too. She wants her boobs twisted and bite as he fucks her with his fingers in her pussy as fast as he can. She can reach down his pants and stroke his Dick going slow at first and working faster each time
What Should Be Done If Eid Coincides With Friday
What should be done if Eid coincides with Friday Question: If Eid al-Fitr coincides with Friday, is it permissible for me to pray the Eid prayer and not to pray Jumu’ah or vice versa? Answer: Praise be to Allaah. If the day of Eid coincides with Friday, then whoever prays Eid with the imaam does not have to attend Jumu’ah (it is not obligatory on him); in his case it becomes Sunnah. If he does not pray Jumu’ah, he has to pray Zuhr. This is in the case of people other than the imaam. As for the imaam, he has to be present for Jumu’ah and lead those Muslims who attend the prayer. The Jumu’ah prayer should not be forsaken completely on this day. Shaykh Saalih ibn Fawzaan al-Fawzaan
Legend Of Zelda - Phantom Hourglass .......
Ok lol My son has this game and (ready for the laugh ) for certain things ya have to yell or even BLOW in to the game system (nintendo ds)( there's a mic that pics it up ) LOL........ He yelled a few mins. ago and I told him to stop that damn yellin, said he had to , for his game, I laughed and said yea ok right, he said no really Mom, it's true I have to go get blah blah blah lol I just can't wait till he's in public some time playin that game, I HOPE he's on the parts where he has to YELL and BLOW in to it.......hahahahaaaaa Gotta luv da kid! :D lol
Highway Sex
She shook out her long brown curly hair as she toweled off from her long, hot shower. Jackie slowly pulled out her favorite white lacy bra, with the half cut cups. She slipped it over her smooth tan shoulders, and pulled on a silky white thong. She was going riding today, and she wanted to be perfect. She finished off with a button up red flannel t-shirt which she tied to show her pierced belly button, and cut-off jean short shorts, which hung low; showing off her white thong when she sat down. She laced up her black high-heeled strappy sandals, which laced up her legs. She shook out her hair once again, making sure to have it hang on her shoulders, showing off the curls. She walked through her apartment, down the stairs, getting whoops and hollers from the guys that live in the same building with their doors wide open, knowing her ritual now. She walked outside and straddled her midnight black Yamaha YZF-R6. She sped down the road, heading for the highway. “one-oh-niner
What To Do?
My husband decided to take a day off (which is VERY rare!). He has taken our kids to the doctor for recheck on ear infections, cooked breakfast for the boys and is now working on his drums and music. Ive swept the livingroom and shampooed the carpet in the boys room twice! Now Im bored...I want him and I to take the boys out and do something outside of the house. He is a homebody and would rather stay home! Whats a girl to do? Hmmmm maybe I should have mummed this? I could always use the points!!!! hehehe
Please Don't Do This
I really try not to bitch about too terribly much but this gets under my skin.... I don't mind reposting bulletins and pimps for people but please do NOT sticky anything under my name without my permission. When I have stickied bulletins under other people's names, I have always asked first. I think that's only common courtesy and don't think I'm asking too much. If I see a bulletin stickied under my name without my permission, someone just lost 5 bucks because I will delete it. Just please give me the same respect I give you.
Mumm
i dont think its fair to my friend that the bouncer is messing with him what cause he put a picture up and someone on here didnt like it thats not right but everyone else on here can put nude pictures up you all say your friends but you would turn someone in thats not a friend keep you nude pictures to your self if you dont like what i said oh well this is my friend dont mess with him
Before It's Over...
I feel like I'm floating Alone in space No strings to bind me I'm lost in this place In this uncertainty The one thing I thought I could count on Dosent seem to be here I feel I care too much And wonder Is it really me at all? This dark cloud hanging Black and waiting I think something has changed But not sure what I can't get what I need I hate myself for wanting Hating him for not giving A woman, he says he loves Feeling like only a girl Who sleeps in his bed I know he loves me But I cant see it I feel strained, drained Grasping for air Stumbling No hands to help me My heart breaks At just his sight It hurts to see And not touch I ache to feel him His lips on my mouth His words in my ear I crave to hear him say “I love you I want you You’re beautiful You make me happy I want you I need you I’d die for you I love you I love you I love you.” I feel like a child Trying so hard To gain attention What am I doing wrong? Why cant he love me?
Anyone Know?
I was just wondering if anyone knows anybody that does Fubar marriages... I have a great friend who is looking for someone to do it and I would like to help her out!!! Thanks all!
Life
I knew from the beginning, That you were just a flirt and yet I fell in love with you knowing i'd be hurt. I tried to tie you down and make you love just one , But how could i do something no one else has ever done .
My Apologies...
I left you in the wake Of emotions dreary grey A decision I had to make In a condescending way A friendship I had to take, Emotions I had to betray, And a heart I had to break: My own, I led astray A decision I have to make, not just the once But every single day. I didn't mean to hurt you I only wanted release from the pain Of love unrequited, of questions unanswered Of living my life And trying to hide The tears within the rain. Everything became misguided In a fraction of a blink And I'm left feeling undecided Unsure, and out of sync. I guess I just wanted to make My apologies today. And let you know that through it all, I will be okay.
Im So Fucking Horny That I Could.....
fuck the next guy that hits on me lol im moving out of indiana and i want to have fun before i go!!! lol im tired of being the innocent lil grl its time to be the naughty bad grl i want a guy to fuck me doggie style i want to suck a guys dick and make him cum at least 5 times before i let him fuck the shit outta me!!!!!
Angel No Longer...
Will I ever be able, to hear those words, without wanting to cry? With you I had never felt, more cherished, more desired, more loved. I was an angel, when I heard your voice, saw your font on my screen, felt your touch. My heart took flight and soared, to where wishes are granted, and dreams come true. But suddenly I wasn’t, your beloved Angel, for you were no longer there. What did I do wrong, to make you go away, will you ever tell me? Your angel crashed, back down to earth, wings completely torn asunder. Wailing in the wind, railing at the Gods why, please God tell me why? Was it cold feet, a mean game, a cruel hoax, will I ever know? I hope one day, to sleep sweet again, wrapped in angels wings. But for now, all I can do, is grieve, and cry.
Peace
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years," said the praying man. "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" says Rebecca. "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" The praying man says, "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall,"
Help Me For Vip Status
Well Family and friends...and fans too...I am involved with getting a VIP status and i need to get 8000 comments and have to get them in 5 days....and i'm on the third day. The only thing that you have to do is request a friendship from M$Dallas...rate her and fan her too....and then you can get to VIP folder....all i ask is that all my friends and family help me.....
Just Fun
what could you do with these lil items of food? 1.whipped cream 2.chocolate syrup 3.cherries 4.strawberriesand raspberries 5.bananas 6.choclate chip (milk or dark lol) i know a lot of ideas..... :P
Halloween! Some Of Our Fave Movies To Watch Around Halloween!
Some favorite movies!
October 12
My dad would be 72 on this day, always a hard time of year for us, as dad passed away in 2003. RIP, and we love you dad!
Wanting You
You are so amazing When I look into your eyes I feel nothing but cravings You make me feel so ecstatic Chills rush down my spine My heart beats fast I feel warmth throughout my body All I hope for is just one kiss Your sweet lips against mine My arms around you Holding you until the end of time...
1 Question, 1 Answer
One honest question, one honest answer.Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it…. No catch.No lies.
Airport Security Testing
People Can Be So Sad @
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Help
Me finish off my giveaway. I need 15,000 comments, I am just about half way right now. Come and show me some luv as I have to many of you in the past. Just click on the picture below. thanks Hugs Carrie
Body Parts
what part of your body do u think is most liked by others?????
J Dog
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Very Touching Story......................
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa
And So...
The latest guy didn't work out either. I'm ok with this, this time. I laid everything out up front, I thought he understood my wants and intentions, and things I wouldn't deal with...but after a week or so he seemed to have forgotten about it. Too clingy, too many questions...he needed constant reassurance. "Do you still like me? Still want me? What do you think of me?" I don't have the time or energy to be trying to build up someone elses self esteem when I'm still trying to figure out who I am, and what I like and don't like about myself. I know everyone has their own insecurities and that's fine but when there are so many that our conversations will only consist of me trying to make someone feel better about themselves...it's a real downer for me. And, when we haven't even had our first date and he wants to come over every single day and gets mad when I say no... Well, I should explain that some. If I'm seeing a guy that I'm really, really into, I'll want to see them as much as p
Ok
ok heres the problem how come the bouncers on here mess with people that put nude pictures up but they dont do nothing about sexual harrasment i had to block 10 guys on here cause of that i dont like guys asking can they f'uck me its not cool us girls dont need that
At Peace
in the middle of crowd im standing and there's no sound you're all yelling to one another why do i feel like the other faces turn and im afraid i hope to crawl and run away seeing you and all your grandeur means that im so small in stature lonely in the middle of the crowd i scream and scream but there's no sound lips are talking about me? seeing as im never free i guess ill leave and go to the place of no return to scream and hear a sound to look and see everyone around staring but not as though to burn me to the ground looking as though in welcome wanting to know and feel my pain i finally sigh and find a place where i can be me just me in peace
Osama Bin Laden Breaching Apec Security
The Big Melt: Lessons From The Arctic Summer Of 2007
The Arctic sea ice is disintegrating "100 years ahead of schedule", having dropped 22% this year below the previous minimum low, and it may completely disappear as early as the northern summer of 2013. This is far beyond the predictions of the International Panel on Climate Change and is an example of global warming impacts happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. What are the lessons from the Arctic summer of 2007? • Climate change impacts are happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. • The Arctic's floating sea ice is headed towards rapid summer disintegration as early as 2013, a century ahead of the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) projections. • The rapid loss of Arctic sea ice will speed up the disintegration of the Greenland ice sheet, and a rise in sea levels by even as much as 5 metres by the turn of this century is possible. • The Antarctic ice shelf reacts far more sensitively to warming temper
Share This Broken
Just FYI...when you click "SHARE THIS" on a bulletin, pic or blog...it is not working. The only way it seems to work is if you enter ONE email in the little box it gives you. I have 2 linked profiles that are fans, friends, and family of one another and have tried it on blogs, pics and bulletins...and the one profile never gets an email from the other from me clicking the SHARE THIS function. I have tried JUST friends to share it with, JUST FANS, Just family....the email never comes...Just thought you should know.
Please Read
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October 11, 1978
October 11...29 years ago today, I married my best friend, and love of my life, my hubby, Lee. It is strange what love can seem to do to time. It seems as though it's been forever that Lee and I have been together...like there was never a time when he wasn't in my life. I find it difficult to even remember my life before he came into it. But then again, it seems as though it was only yesterday, that we stood before each other, and promised our "I Do's". Lee and I have been through so much together, and seen eachother through many difficult times. We've both buried our Fathers, Grandparents, Aunts, cousins. We have endured a house fire, Lee's battle with cancer, his near death due to a tick bite, and when going through these things, you're reminded of the vows you took...for better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness and health. So many people take those words for granted, and when faced with problems in their marriage, forget what they promised to each other, and before Go
Bloody Igit
ok Good morning i never normally do this , but this guy has really irritated me .. although i know it doesnt matter weather ur rated a 1 or an 11 u get the same points BUT.. i finally got sick of all his political posts and said something the other day .. althou i said something i still went thro and rated everything he had . then alas i deleted his polictical ass as a friend, coz im here to chill not read that shit .. well someone musta pissed in his cheerios coz this is what he did today .... o and the stopid thing .. the c u Next Tuesday had to UNBLOCK me to do this !!!!!!! ROFL u might havta click to enlarge the pic but im crap at cutting n cropping :D:D:D
Please Repost- Missing Family
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45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For:
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. T
Please Pass It On
received this as a request to send a prayer for our servicemen who are fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq. Subject: Fw: Would You Send This On, Please. Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:28:28 -0500 Amen.. I wouldn’t dream of breaking THIS chain… Pray on, Prayers!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whether we are for this war or not, we should all support the men and women over there with our prayers... Would You Send This, Please. We have a long list of good friends whose husbands are deploying to Iraq next month. One of the wives sent me this. We feel compelled to send it on. Your prayers are deeply appreciated. These guys deserve our love, our hugs and most powerfully, our prayers. Prayer Request: I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it: "Lord, hold our
Describe Me
If you could u describe me in one word? What would it be?
Romance
Well,I finally found the man of my dreams! Nothing could be better right now. Hope it stays this way for a long time...So far so good.
9 Words Most Woman Use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
Emo Spoof!
A Request For A Prayer For Our Servicemen
I received this as a request to send a prayer for our servicemen who are fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq. Subject: Fw: Would You Send This On, Please. Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:28:28 -0500 Amen.. I wouldn’t dream of breaking THIS chain… Pray on, Prayers!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whether we are for this war or not, we should all support the men and women over there with our prayers... Would You Send This, Please. We have a long list of good friends whose husbands are deploying to Iraq next month. One of the wives sent me this. We feel compelled to send it on. Your prayers are deeply appreciated. These guys deserve our love, our hugs and most powerfully, our prayers. Prayer Request: I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it:
*my Thoughts Regarding Football*
How bout them Cowboys!!! T.R. + T.O. = T.D. BITCHES!!!
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
Rip...sweet Dani Killed At 15....written For Bcchik...
Mommy, I’ll miss you. I have so many questions. Why am I the one lying here? This is so unfair! Daddy, don’t cry. You have to be the strong one. Why are you blaming your self? You weren’t even there! Mommy, listen to me. I don’t want to die. Why did that man drink and drive? He knew it was wrong. Daddy, stay calm. He really regrets. Why do you need revenge? I only want to rest. Mommy, I’m scared. It’s getting harder to breathe. Why do I have to die? So young and full of life! Daddy, hold my hand. I can’t feel anything. Why is my heart still hurting? I’m not loosing you! Mommy, I’ll watch you from heaven. I’ll sit on god’s lap. Why are things like this? It is all so wrong. Mommy, please stop crying. Daddy, please be strong. Why is my life ending?
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Ladies You Will Love This One!!!
Ok ladies I am sharing a friend of mine....just enjoy looking at his pics while you rate hehe!! He is for sure a HOTTIE.....spank his page really hard cause he LOVES IT!!! Ok guys you too....he is an awesome friend to have :) SHOW HIM THE LOVE AND IF YOU DONT HAVE HIM.....ADD HIS ASS!!! scotty2hottie93535@ fubar
Do You Know?
""Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without FRIENDS
Chocolate Calories
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.... Therefore.... In the last 7 years, I have had a chocolate calorie intake of about 360 pounds. I weight only 220 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing some time ago! I owe my life to chocolate.
The Wake Up Call!
The Wake Up Call! The wake up call is ringing, the question is, are we going to answer and heed its message before it is too late? The planet is being riddled with tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes and flooding, all which have claimed countless lives in the wake of its massive destruction!� The devastation that is taking place is not just happening here in the United States, it is happening all over the World, there is not an inch of soil anywhere that is safe and the sad part about all of this is that we as a unit could have done a lot more to prevent the catastrophes that are taking place and there are yet to come!� I do not care whether you are a Muslim, Christian, Witch or an Atheist, we should all share the planet equally, it is not our birth right to have dominion over the Earth, the Earth is not a possession, it was never meant for any one man or woman to own, the Earth is a gift from the Mother and it is our greatest ally and resource, however, when thing
The Biggest Home Made Political Signs Ever?
The Biggest Home Made Political Signs Ever? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 11 Oct 2007, 06:32 The Biggest Home Made Political Signs Ever? Are these the most gargantuan home made political signs ever seen? J.W. Shelton and his friends spent five full days from 6am to 3am to make these huge signs advertising the Ron Paul Revolution and the Texas Congressman's bid to become president. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/111007_biggest_signs.htm
Count Down
3 days and counting until my contest starts. enteries taken up till noon on sat 10/13/07 . contest starts 11pm on the 13th. bingo
Home Depot Yayyy!!
Ok ya'll, I got a $50 Home Depot gift card for my Birthday ( those that know me well, know I LOVE Home Depot! lol )......... what should I buy? A. A few smaller things that I need for around the house. B. One main item (lol not that 50 bux can go very far in that store for me but, u get the jest). suggestions gladly accepted! lol.
The End
One kiss, and all my worries are gone. One touch, and all of that has vanished. What if suddenly the world turned upside-down And love doesn’t exist? What would you do? Where would you go? Who would you trust? When will it end? Life ain’t worth living anymore. There is nothing to do, Nowhere to go, No one to trust, And it will never end. There is nothing you can live for, No one to love and care, No one to help fill the hole of sorrow. Walking crippled And bound to the past life, Unwilling to let go. You are forever floating aimlessly In a dimension of nothingness, Drifting from place to place Life whirling past your eyes, You unable to keep up with it. You are forever drowning, Down under the ocean. Being dragged deeper… And deeper… And deeper… Life just ain’t worth living anymore… What would you do? Where would you go? Who would you trust? When will it end?
Last Words
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Thursday - Oct. 11th
Another meeting this morning with a Fire Chief and Deputy Sheriff in a small town near here to create a club for possible first responders within the students of their neighboring high school. And then this afternoon I will be meeting with four teachers and the principal of another high school to speak to them about creating another first responder club at their school. Tomorrow I will be meeting with the regional director of Health and Safety with the American Red Cross to encourage their aid in training for these clubs I am creating for the high schools in my county. I believe that this will be a very worthwhile thing for all the schools and for the students too. It could encourage many students to explore the medical field as potential career choices for their future after high school. And then tonight... another late night budget meeting too. I cannot wait till tomorrow night. Should I wear a short skirt or a top with a plunging neckline today for my meetings
Spirit Of The Past
Magic happens year-round, Hallowmas is a very mystical and magical time, it not only marks the Witch’s New Year, the beginning of all things new, but it is the night that the veil between the two worlds is at its thinnest allowing for dreams and wishes to come true, the birth canal between this world and the next, the night that the dead will once again walk the earth, and just as in life there are good and bad energies, the same holds true in the realm of spirit, and it is for this reason that a Witch doesn’t believe in disturbing the spirit of one who has passed or as I like to call it, the one who has crossed the bridge! Thoughts of old conjure the past, return to me my love ever last! During this time it is especially important to protect and safeguard your magical workings, negative energy tends to plague our thoughts especially when we are dealing with difficult times, however, your situation will only be made worse if you focus on the negative aspects of what you are
Wtf???...lol
i don't know if dial up just don't like me today or if fu is fu'd up or wtf is going on, i try to rate pages i get : Error: 1,000 points deducted from your score, thanks for playing! i become someones fan i get the bouncer checkin me out lol i think he likes me, hes always following me around, its kinda creepy though, hes got no head i accepted a bunch of friend requests this morning and read pages so if yours was one i didn't rate n fan let me know n ill get to it when i can it's all misty and rainin off n on and cold outside ggrrr the trees are losing their leaves and my daughter told me last night that somebody on the bus said its gonna snow Saturday :( i figured out how to morph pics, theres a few posted if u wanna see, if you want one just ask, ok... i think im done for now,, i gotta go do some real life stuff feel free to rate my stuff if your bored, i need fu~bucks to buy drinks ;) have a great day!!!!!!!! ~nnc~ ;)
My Defeat
Kill me, please kill me. I want to smell my own blood. Leave me, dead and broken, lying in the mud. Empty everything inside me. Burn my entire soul. Pick me apart, skin and bone, and throw me in an empty hole. Cover me in darkness, far from the sun. I’m sick of living in this world, I want to be done. Numbness can take over me, so I know I’m dead. I’ll no longer hear life ringing in my head. My existence is painful, and death is bittersweet. I don’t want to give it another try, I accept my defeat.
Giggling
Morning All!! Yes again I want to say I LOVE those voice messages! They make me smile everytime I hear them.:) So come on and let me hear your voice..Go to my profile and listen to what I have to say...lol Then if you have free long distance, call the number it gives you. You don't need a microphone to do it...:) Hugs and Kisses!!
Circle Round!
Standing in the grove on a warm spring day in May you danced your way into my life and you lifted my spirit high unto the heavens, I was drowning in sorrow and despair, your smile gave me hope, and your strength gave me the courage to face my demons and to dispel my misery and sadness. My life without you had been a mystery, an empty shell, a corpse that stood silently in sorrow gazing off into the distance trying to find it’s way home! I know now that I had lost my way and it seemed as though I would never find it again! My memories were filled with visions of you and of the beauty that I once held, better days that had passed me by, consorts and lovers who were no more for they had fallen victim to those who work hard to suppress us and to cause us harm! My precious circle was lost and my village was burned! All that remains is the bitterness and the emptiness that haunts me like pangs of hunger to a starving soul, my sorrow grows and as it grows I vow vengeance upon those who da
Drug Personality
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Cleavage Contest Is Saturday
I will be in a contest on Saturday beginning at 11 PM (Eastern Time). The contest at this time is closed but will open promptly at 11 PM on Saturday NIGHT (Eastern Time). The contest is for the best cleavage on Fubar. If you could, I would appreciate a vote on my pic that will be the entry. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923# I will repost this again a few times before Saturday night. Thanks!!! 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
Go On Have A Good One!!!
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Run
I lost faith in trying. I found truth in your eyes. I lost strength by lying. I found weakness in my mind. I believe in something I can’t see. I love someone I can’t have. I made friends with an angel. Now I’m paying for my sins. From a distance, I run again.
I'm Really Busy Today
So drop by and help my Kitty if you can.
Tonite Tonite!
Aw! I'm excited! I get to see my little bro! I haven't seen him since Taste of Chaos at which I didn't tag him fast enough to catch him. lol Last time I actually talked to him was in November. I can't wait to see him! I love this kid. =] Best little bro ever.
Lost Soul
I lost my heart To someone who never knew they had it. A lost my sanity, my pride To someone's wrong address, Somebody's misspelled last name. I lost my soul To a fake persona and a sympathetic phone call. My innocence and spirit To somebody who never existed. To pretty eyes and sexy hair- I lost my trust, I lost my mind. I lost... myself To a shell of who I wanted to lose it to. I lost it all to a stranger.
Today On World Rock Radio
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Thursday?? Already, Lol?
Aye, what a week! I am having such long days to deal with and I don't seem to be sleeping well. So be it! Well, guess what!? That Mercury Retrograde starts tonite at 9 p.m. Pacific time! Oops! And it will run until November 1. Interesting note: The key issue during Mercury retro is focus as an introspective experience! What will the retro focus us on? I am thinking of just cutting the article on Mercury retro from NightLightNews and pasting it in my blogs, lol! Take the time to check out web.nightlightnews.com - it will be well worth your time!! What with two warnings, one of a personal nature, this week, it's already been rather bizarre for me. I don't usually get forewarning like this, lol! Thank you to all who have sent energy to help shore up my own protective measures! I have no doubt this has helped keep me aware and safe. I am off to work shortly. Hope to have time for a longer blog in the next day or two. Have a terrific Thursday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs f
Almost
Night has come quickly again. The house becomes quiet, As my eyes grow heavy. I imagine a different life, One where you and I are together. It seems so real, I can almost reach out and touch you, But when I go to touch your face, My hand feels nothing. I see you everyday in my mind, I just wish I could see you one more time, In reality. Just you and me. But I know it won’t happen. My life is falling to pieces, One more door is shut, One more friendship lost, And now I have to wait and see, If my unfortunate life, Will once again be joyous.
Celtic Horoscope
You Are A Walnut Tree You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group. You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition. Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous. You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected. A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Trap
I don’t know how to deal With these thoughts in my head My soul begins to peal I’d rather stay in bed It’s the feeling you get when all is said and done It’s the feeling if regret when the song has all been sung It’s the fear behind your eyes when your trying to be brave It’s the knowing that what you lost, you could not save And while it sits in the back of my mind I wonder why that, also, was not left behind For all have gone but me And I have always been too blind to see So as I pull the covers tight And slip into the peaceful night I wander once more into this trap Traveling a road without a map
I Will Survive
Sing to tune of I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking inside of those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???! (Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wie
Open House Single Men Welcome
From: The Sans Souci Date: Oct 11, 2007 4:52 AM
October 11th Bombing And News
Wicked Storm Crew! Notes: Overnight there was a little drama in the family please read the blogs that Psychorainstorm, the crew account or I have posted. Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, starting at Midnight tonight (Friday morning) October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack oe a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize.
Life
felling so hurt again draged in the dirt just fell like taking the knife and ending my life dont know what to do can i truely trust you the pain in my eyes i can not hide wishing the many years ago i had died dont know what to do can i trust you again my heart is drug thow the dirt just cant deal with this hurt can not lie just want to die
Friendship
I am looking for anyone who wants to be friends. You can't have enough of them.
Everyday
Everyday is a Snshine experiance, fell the warmth on your face and let it fill you heart, and then go party, in the right frame of mind
Darkness
it seems totally bleak in this reality cant wait for someone to really liven up this place we need just a little more power hungry mad men to give us something to do or else daylight is just a brighter darkness
Find Him...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....that's her."
Took Long Enough
Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :) Jay,is out main woman here. When we first meet her, she's 18. She's a college student and is somewhat naive. Although she's attractive, she is shy and hesitant about getting to close to men....and oh yeah she's a virgin, well at least at the beginning of the story. She's tall, tan and looks a lot like... Next is Jemma. She is Jay's partner in crime. She is 19 and also a college student (that is how they met). Unlike Jay she's more sure of herself when it comes
What Are Friends For?
This is a mail I recieved this morning! --------------------------------------- I just want you to know that I know you didnt have anything to do with what was going on. I have met up with her several times and we talked about what happened and if you notice she is now on my friends and family list. I wasnt tryin to get you involed in any drama......It was just that some asshole stole my nsfw pics and posted them everywhere. I didnt know who did so I couldnt take any chances ya know... she totaly agrees with me. all I was doin was coverin my ass. Yes this is the internet you never know who is goin to fuck you over .... especially since no one really knows anyone. I just wanted you to know that I really enjoyed talkin to you and im sorry you took things the way you did. I just had to watch my own ass I hope you understand. Thanks. *muah* ------------------------------------------------- Now, mind you, The person that wrote this had come to my pg. in frenzy, giving me an altermatum.
Happy Halloween, Everyone !
MySpace Comments & MySpace Backgrounds
Hh Giveaway..need Comments
Good morning again lol here is the link 4 the folder plz tell E1 to put your name in friend request if I do not except right awy am only away from my pc but will get them all.... Have a great day Debbie http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=612559&i=560134264 M$Dalla$©Gotti Family Don™@ fubar I am in a Happy Hour giveaway..The link above is to MsDallas page who is running the contest..The first link on this blog is to the folder with my pic..you need to add that link or my name need lots of comments to win this Happy Hour..I hope all my friends and peeps will help me out with this one.The Giveaway starts Saturday..Thanks in advance to everyone that helps..Kisses and hugs..Tammy
Casanova Night Musical
“I recommend this show for all those who are open to the ideas of love and sex!” The Casanova Night Musical is the almost-true story of the great lover Casanova presented in a risqué, 2-act show. The Night Musical is a new style for the musical world and is aimed at an adult audience of mature theatergoers 16 years or older. The story takes place in the 1750s and is set in both Venice and Paris; the subject matter is love in all its joyful and painful manifestations. In the Casanova Night Musical, the past and the present come together in set design, costume, dance and music and this classic theater performance is a collection of 17 songs with an exciting, pulsating visual presence on stage. In fact, the NIGHT MUSICAL shows nightlife in all its colorfulness. The music in the Casanova Night Musical covers a wide range of musical styles including chill out, lounge, jazz, rock, pop, world music and naturally true musical tunes as well. The action in the perfo
Thursday Bombing! ~~october 11th~~
Wicked Storm Crew! Notes: Overnight there was a little drama in the family please read the blogs that Psychorainstorm, the crew account or I have posted. Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, starting at Midnight tonight (Friday morning) October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack oe a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize.
Lildevil Pill With Love Frequency
FREE! 3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs 3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones 3 backgrounds DOWNLOAD NOW HERE! FREE! lilDevil Pill with Love Frequency now being distributed around the world! Love is Good for Everybody! DON'T SLEEP! TRY IT TONIGHT! Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth. How do you use it? Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical. Step 2: Listen to the songs a few times Step 3: Download the songs and ringtones to your mobile Step 4: Select the song that you like the most Step 5: Set the selected song as the default ringtone on your mobile phone Step 6: Go out, party all night and get into the groove! DON'T SLEEP!
Happy Halloween, Thanks Peeksta!
Best Team In The World
The Year Of The Wolf
I have returned from the nothing the dread loneliness of the ever more I have transformed from a seed and now I have grown... come, walk with me and I shall lead you through the nothing to return here again as The Wolf Of The Moon this is the year, this is the time.
Zia Marina
Today, at 1:14am, you finally arrived. My newest nephew. Thankfully, your Dad made it on time and I didn't have to be in the delivery room with your mom. Not that I wouldn't have loved to have been there, I just don't do well with your mom when she gets high-strung. You and I have a secret connection...besides the blood one. You and I will always be the youngest in the family. That will never change, so my advice to you is take advantage of it every chance you get! I say that in the most sensible way I can. Your sisters and brother are paving the way for you to have a pretty easy time when it will come to dating, driving, getting into trouble. There won't be much you will do that will make your parents pull their hair or cry into their pillow. You have great parents, but you have a most awesome Aunt. The world is yours to set on fire. You can aspire to be anything. From scientist, to diplomat, to rock star. I will always be your biggest fan and cheerleader. As for me
The Wolf
Among Our Hearts Stands the Wolf--His Heart Following Us Howl with the Wolf and Good will Follow You Look into the Eyes of the Wolf and See Who you Really Are We Hope and Pray that the Wolf will Stay--But that's Not Enough Gold is a Treasure--Waiting the be Found Wolves are a Creature--Waiting to be Rescued Let the Wolf Roam in Your Heart, Forever...
What Kinda Friend Are You????
Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you: % just a friend % Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??" Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??" Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ). % Good Friend % You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you. Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa", Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye" (Shilpa calls b
4 Awesome Ladies
These four ladies are all in contests spread out around Fubar. Take some time to rate all and leave lots of comment love. I know they will enjoy that.
I Believe...
I Believe in friends like you! Thank you so much and wishing you a most beautiful day! {{{Hugs}}}
My Ex Is Killing What Little Sanity I Have Left!
have you ever had one of those days where everything reminds you of someone you just want to forget?? I have been having one of those weeks. Songs, other people, places all remind me of the same person. A person I would do well to forget ever exsisted yet as much as I should hate him for hurting me (in ways I cant even begin to descibe) he's still in the front of my mind.I dont know why but I have found myself crying over him alot lately. Its not even specific things that set me off either just random stupid shit like movies, standing in the kitchen cooking without someone touchin me and having to swat hands away, when Im shaving my legs (dont ask lol ) and the worst one yet I was having a conversation about baseball of all the things with a total stranger & found myself in tears. WTF is that about?!?!? ugh I think Im losing my damn fool mind lately.
Can All The People Help Me Out?
i come to a point where i need some help ya'll!!!! Just in the past week or 2 my dum ass "ex" decided that hes not sure of what he wants. now true i've never shared with him all of my fun side.- but hes never asked 2 do anything too crazy either. So heres the thing" Would you rather have some one who you can get along with and HAVE really grate sex wth but maby theres a couple of you fantsy you might have too work on OR would you dump the girl just to have someone you may never see im real life to tell your fantsy too. I dont want to sound bitter i want to know why its harder 4 him to tell me? PLEASE HELP ME OUT EVERYONE DROP ME A COMMENT
Oldie But Goodie......(stolen)
Little Johnny was 9 years old and,like other boys his age, rather curious.He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started pan

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