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Hot Bubbles
God she felt good, all alone in the jacuzzi and nobody in the swimming pool either. It always made her horny, the feel of the hot bubbles swirling round her body, the water jets pressing into her skin, she opened her legs and positioned herself so she could feel one of the jets nudging her cunt lips. She glanced round the place but the only person she could see was the female life guard right at the other side of the pool and she wasnt even looking, too busy reading a magazine by the looks of her. This is why she chose to use the leisure centre so early in a morning, there was very rarely anyone around. Oh the water felt good, she felt her nipples harden in anticipation of what she was about to do. She unhooked her bikini top and slid off her bottoms leting them float on top of the water, the bubbles rushed around her body, slim and fit but not masculine. Her hands started to move towards her tits, slowly squeezing her nipples and then pinching them hard, her imaginatio

Salesmanship‏
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I fo

Oh Yeah! Happy Early B-day To Me!
My birthday isn't until the end of October but I just couldn't wait that long! I haven't had a change to take a picture of it yet. But I got some new ink done today!!! OH YEAH!

Z0mg! New Pics!
I actually have a good amount of new pics up here... Not saying that the pics themselves are all good, but still... It's the unedited "keepers" from the photoshoot that my band did with this girl Athina. I haven't gotten around to photoshopping them yet (since she couldn't get to it in a timely manner), but there's a LOT of work that needs to be done to 'em... so... hopefully soon I'll be uploading the edited versions as well. Go check 'em out, let me know what you think!

Baffling
it truely does baffle me on how we as a people treat one another. you call me friend or brother or family. yet you are one to never answer unless it best suits you. for your needs or wants. you know that no matter when or where i will always be there to make you laugh, smile or what ever i need to do to make you feel better.. i've come to a cross road in my life where i don't need people on a friends list to make my self know how special i am to my true friends list. so use this as a warning, a rant or what ever you want. things will be changed very soon. granted you may not even notice i am gone with your 400 or 500 "friends." just always remember that your true friends can be lost with out a notice by "YOUR" lack of friendship

Weezer - Perfect Situation
What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane? In a perfect situation I led love down the drain There's the pitch, slow and straight All I have to do is swing and I'm a hero But I'm a zero Hungry nights once again Now it's getting unbelievable Cause I could not have it better But I just can't get no play From the girls all around As they search the night For someone to hold on to And just pass through Get your hands off the girl Can't you see that she belongs to me? And I don't appreciate this Excess company Though I can't satisfy All the needs she has And so she starts to wander Can you blame her? Tell me there's a logic out there Leading me to better prepare For the day that something really special might come Tell me there's some hope for me I don't want to be lonely For the rest of my days on the earth

Carlos Mencia
I just had the best time tonight. i went and saw carlos mencia. it was a blast. well worth goin. i havent laughed so hard in a long time. i laughed till i had tears comin out my eyes. ill post pics soon. they arent the best but oh well. i was like 10-15 ft away from him. it was almost like a dream. i wanted to say someone pinch me im not really here laughin at the man i watch on tv. if you ever get the chance to go you should.

Clinton, Oklahoma Trip
well we finally made it to clinton,oklahoma...we are looking to make friends with benefits..hope to meet good people while we are here...we love to ride our bike..it goes with us everywhere...lol anyway, we will be here for at least 2 to 3 weeks.. xoxo harley

Stalking In Fubar Is More Common Than All Think..
Just found out some one is stalking again .. But it isn,t just her , it,s her sister too, helping her. Yet tonite in mums some others spoke of stalkers also. I can block but some how they still get thru to the pages ;to get on to annoy . I dont know , do all just ignore it and hope they go away and yet it is frightening in away , Seems to be a threat of some kind without any words . I wont over react , im just gona hope all ends and im not leaving this site . As long as someone isnt caling my home or threating me or following me home , or such thing s, I can deal with this in here.God is with me always. hugs Diana.....

Cry
I have seen peace. I have seen pain, Resting on the shoulders of your name. Do you see the truth through all their lies? Do you see the world through troubled eyes? And if you want to talk about it anymore, Lie here on the floor and cry on my shoulder, I'm a friend. I have seen birth. I have seen death. Lived to see a lover's final breath. Do you see my guilt? Should I feel fright? Is the fire of hesitation burning bright? And if you want to talk about it once again, On you I depend. I'll cry on your shoulder. You're a friend. You and I have been through many things. I'll hold on to your heart. I wouldn't cry for anything, But don't go tearing your life apart. I have seen fear. I have seen faith. Seen the look of anger on your face. And if you want to talk about what will be, Come and sit with me, and cry on my shoulder, I'm a friend. And if you want to talk about it anymore, Lie here on the floor and cry on my shoulder, I'm a friend

Idk..
I've been going through these emotions, that I can't quite explain. There's so much going on in my life at this moment. My step-dad just called. I didn't answer the phone, because I didn't recognize the number. Just hearing his voice almost brought me to tears. We haven't talked for a year now. I didn't even get a call at Christmas or my birthday... or any other day in between. What would you do? I want to call him back, but there's so much between us, can time heal all wounds? Do I try to forgive him for everything that has been done? I'm not one to hold grudges, but he's said and done so many things that I'm not sure that I can forgive him. At least not right now. I don't "expect" things to go back to the way these used to, making me undecided about what to do. I just don't get it... why did it take this long? People I once relied on, cared for, never gave up on... are now just distant memories. I'm not the type of person to lose faith or hope in anyone, unless I'm pushed that far...

Revised.... Tatt Contest... Vip And Blast For Top 4 Places
If you want to enter this contest your pic must not show any nsfw in it that could get it marked. This contest will run for 7 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking entries starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest. The contest will begin as soon as I have at least 20 entries. I will send out 24 hours advance notice to the time and date the contest will begin.. You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest.. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, and no accusations. You must have people to back you in this contest, don't just enter to enter. Make sure you have enough peopl

You Are The One
You Are The One Sometimes i sit and i wonder And i just can't seem to believe What a blessing it's been to be loved You're an angel sent to me You're the star who lights up my sky You're the one who made me see That you don't need wings to fly Your love has set me free Cause you are the one who makes me whole In my heart and in my soul And just like the sun you showed my the light I'm amazed and you're the reason why Before you i was so blind I didn't know which path to choose You poured all of this love in my heart And there's no way that I can lose And when i have no faith in myself You're the one who makes me strong I wouldn't have a story to tell Or an ending to my song Cause you are the one who makes me whole In my heart and in my soul And just like the sun you showed my the light I'm amazed and you're the reason why Oooohh you're the reason why You are the one who makes me whole In my heart and in my soul Just like the sun you showed m

Am I Allowed?
am i allowed, to miss your smile? to embrace this moment, like i was a child? am i allowed, to say i'm here? to touch your heart, dry those tears? am i allowed, to help your heart? try to fix, whats torn apart? am i allowed, to help you change? it sometimes help me, forget my own pain.... by;Paul A. 10-1-07

Boobs.. Whats Your Take?
Alright, as most of you reading this probably know I love boobs. I'm a huge boob fan. I like boobs of all shapes and sizes, cups and colors. My question is this why do girls get upset about showing their boobs. The way I see it boobs only serve two purposes, and the first is breastfeeding. But women you aren't breastfeeding baby's 24/7/365. So why get upset when a guy wants to see them? The second purpose is to drive men crazy. Why else would they make shirts the wya they do for women, why else would girls wear the things they wear? I mean lets face it boobs make the world go round and so honeslty is showing boob all that bad? My new motto is "Save A Badboy, Suck A Boob"

Beef With Snow Peas
Serves 4 INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound flank steak * Marinade: * 1 egg white * 3 tablespoons soy sauce, divided * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * Other: * 7 to 8 ounces fresh snow peas * 1 cup vegetable or peanut oil for frying, or as needed * 1 teaspoon minced ginger * 1/2 teaspoon granulated sugar PREPARATION: Cut the flank steak across the grain into thin strips about 1 1/2 to 2-inches long. Add the egg white, 1 tablespoon soy sauce and cornstarch. Marinate the flank steak for 15 minutes. Blanch the snow peas in boiling water until they turn bright green.Plunge briefly in cold water and drain thoroughly. Add 1 cup oil to a preheated wok and heat to 300 degrees Fahrenheit. Add the beef and cook briefly until browned (2 to 3 minutes). Remove the beef and drain on paper towels. Remove all but 1 tablespoon oil from the wok or clean out the wok if needed and heat 1 tablespoon oil on medium high heat. Add the ginger and stir-fry until a

Barbequed Spareribs
INGREDIENTS: * 4 pounds spareribs * 3 tablespoons light soy sauce * 3 tablespoons dark soy sauce * 1/3 cup hoisin sauce * 1 tablespoon ketchup * 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar or balsamic vinegar * 2 teaspoons brown sugar * 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped * 1/4 cup honey dissolved in 1/2 cup boiling water PREPARATION: Place the spareribs in a shallow dish. In a small bowl, combine the light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, hoisin sauce, ketchup, vinegar, brown sugar and chopped garlic. Add the mixture to the spareribs and marinate in the refrigerator, covered, overnight.Turn occasionally to make sure the spareribs are completely coated. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Fill a shallow roasting pan with 1/2-inch of water and place in the bottom of the oven. Place the pork on a rack above the water. Roast the pork for 50 to 60 minutes, or until the ribs just begin shrinking and the internal temperature reaches 160 degrees Fahrenhei

I Held You Close
I held you close for alittle while. wiped the tears when you cried, picked you up when you fell, i hugged you close in my dreams, and kept the memories safe. so i would never forget the love you brought into my life. you were always there for me, and never gave up. I held you close hoping you would see how much you mean to me. I love you my friend god only knows i wished i were there. so miles lie between but you will always be close in my heart. I would walk a million miles climb a thousand mountains, swim the deepest seas if i knew you would be waiting on the other side for me. that's how much you mean to me. I would give my life if yours was fading so that you could go on. I held you close just wish you were here. someday my friend we will cross eachother's path and i will give you that hug that i have been wanting to give you. I held you close in my heart, and will hold you close forver my friend i love you. I held you close.

Am Sorry Everyone....
I know lately I havent been the greatest friend here to have. I dont say hi to those who I should be. I check my things an go. But I am working alot, and plus worried about Steph, trying to figure out what to do from here to help her. Finding a Cardio, getting financial aid from the government to help pay for it all, and trying to still keep the household here running smooth. I am feeling like stretch armstrong and unfortunately, I dont have all the same goo you can just stick back in when ya pull the arms too far apart. So if I dont say Hi, or leave hello comments, its just because I am not me right now. I only hope you all will bear with me through it! I am sad alot lately and thats not me either. I dont let things get to me usually. I have prided myself my whole life, on how I just jump in and tackle things as they come. But right now I am losing the strength and energy too. I dotn talk alot about how I have been feeling as I dont want to burden my friends, or those I love with

Read Me
beware for insults soo hmmm lets see...lets start out with the negative and go ahead and get that outta the way..i am not motivated...i'm really not..i hate cleaning my apartment...and i hate working out..i am a stay at home mom...that dosent clean and hates to cook... i hate the dishes..the trash..i hate trying to cook soemthing that i know i will just end up burning...or it will turn out shitty..i hate cooking for just me and tru..i would love to do housework..IF I WASENT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE DOING IT!!!!!!! i do everything...the dishes..everything and i take care of the baby and i work and i help my inlaws...i try to be there for everyone...but no one really asks me how i am...in a chat conversation it goes.. me:hey whats up? you:nm, u? that ^^^^ is not asking me how i am..u dont mean it..its random chat conversation.. i listen to everyones rant about how shitty their lives are...and how nothing is going there way.....and i keep quiet and listen and talk when asked

Blackwater: The Confidential Iraqi Incident Report
Blackwater: The Confidential Iraqi Incident Report ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Guinea: The 1930's Smut Peddler Date: 30 Sep 2007, 22:01 Blackwater: The Confidential Iraqi Incident ReportVideo Here:http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid452329876/bctid1213854056Article Here:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21064094/site/newsweek/

Self-improvement Is Dis-ease
"Self-Improvement is masturbation and self-destruction." - Tyler Durden/Fight Club The heart chakra teaches us to accept ourselves fully as we are. Not as we want to be. We live in a culture where everybody is addicted to self-improvement. Really self-improvement means, "I don't accept myself for who I am.I have an idea of where I want to be and I won't be happy until I get there. And when I get there, I have a another whole path that I won't allow myself to be happy until I get there. The trick is to accept ourselves, right here, right now. Nature evolves on it's own. Self-improvement is dis-ease. When we accept ourselves as we are, we improve naturally. A flower grows on it's own, at it's own pace. The river flows at its own pace. We are all screwed up to some degree. The only way we can change it is to accept as we are today and trust the universe and our Self to setup the situations we need to get the answers and lessons we need. I accept myself fully as I am.

Rest Easy Patt-e...................................
rest easy patt-e................................... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ....:the: un-circadian rhythm :...{loves vegans} Date: 30 Sep 2007, 20:51 awwwwwwwww............ :(----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ....michelle...(freedom fighter)Date: Sep 30, 2007 11:37 PMSome of you may already know, some may not. Instead of calling each person and re-hashing it over and over,to ward off the rumors, I will post this to let you know what is going on. Patrick( suggah pat) has passed away. It happened on wedsday. He apparently had a stroke in our bathroom. Where I had no idea what was going on, i assumed he had drank too much and put him to bed. In the morning when he did'nt get up for work, I went to check on him. He wasn't breathing. I called an ambulace. That was it. The doctors said that he had a "hemmoragic" stroke, and had been bleeding in his brain.I have heard numerous rumors about how he had died, suicide, drug

No More Ammo Sales To The General Public
No More Ammo Sales To The General Public ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 30 Sep 2007, 21:14 From: US Troops - Real Soldiers Stand up to TYRANNYDate: Sep 30, 2007 10:37 PMFrom: CitizenFrom: Pamela's ProtestDate: Sep 30, 2007 10:08 PMLISTEN UP! NO MORE AMMO FOR GENERAL PUBLIC? ANIMOSH QUAY' 1 MAX FAN (Dale Jr. - Ron Paul '08)Date: Sep 30, 2007 7:55 PMI find this hard to believe, but I think I'll stock up just in case! Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration CampsDate: Sep 30, 2007 9:21 PMRepost- I am not a Gun Owner But You Might Care. SharonThe Truth - SPREAD It! FREEMark Koernke, said today on The Intel Repot today that:"…this wh

My Kitty
So Marc and I picked up a kitty today. If you've browsed my pictures, you'll see him. Anyway, at the animal shelter, our kitty was in a cage. We were told it was because he was really shy and hides under everything. I didn't think it was too big of a deal. It didn't take him long to get used to me when I was holding him. In no time, he was cuddling and licking my fingers. We get home, I put him down on the living room floor. First thing he does is bolt to the back of the chair and lay there. I poured him some food, and picked him up to show him where his dish was. Once I set him down, he went under one of our racks. We decided to let him sit there and have the chance to explore the house. What does the little shithead do? Go into the BACK of the fridge and climb in. I was freaked cause I couldn't find him. Anyway, once we did, we couldn't get him out, so we waited. He stayed in the back of the fridge for like 3 hours. Then we finally got him out and I held him for about an

Rambling
What do you consider a loving,healthy,happy relationship? I am having a really hard time with certain things at the moment. I want to know how other ppl feel about relationships and what makes you happy in one. What is happiness?? What makes YOU happy just in general?? How can you find yourself when you've been lost for so long you forgot who you were as a person?? How can you get rid of the overwhelming feeling of lonliness?? Oh well maybe one day I'll find the answer to these questions....Until then I'll keep searching.

Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed The Line
Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed the Line ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Truth - SPREAD It! Date: Sep 30, 2007 9:16 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jerry Date: Sep 30, 2007 8:50 PM

My Shattered Heart
I gave you my Heart To Love and Hold Into your hands with Trust it went Yet what did you do But Shatter and Destroy it And rejected all my Love Now I sit here all alone Trying to pick up and fix The pieces of my Shattered Heart All the Love I had to give I had given it to you Yet it wasnt enough for you You had to throw it all away Knowing that it would kill me inside Making me a now Empty Shell My Heart is Shattered to Millions of pieces Still laying here on the floor at my feet While I watch you walk away from me I am now but an Empty Shell Who has no loving Heart to give For you had Shattered and Destroyed it I am sorry I wasnt good enough For you to see what you meant to me I only hope your happy now away from me wrote 9~30~07

Blue And Green Eyes!! Mine Change Color
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are the most sexiest or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. __

Why Is It That Only Whites Can Be Racists?
Sad but true and I agree. I have many friends that know my heart on this subject. They know how I feel about them ....... if you really think it is all good for the white man think again and read carefully. Not only is this true, but we are the ones that are blamed when all does not go according to the big picture. I am sorry people but we didn't paint that damn picture so try doing a little painting of your own and try to control your racist comments for those that truly deserve them. Just because I am a proud white girl ....... does not mean I am a racist I am just Proud To Be White!!! And I would be proud to be purple if that was the case as well!!!! Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey,"

Sex Facts
Sex facts Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal

Leaving For A While.......
Just wanted to say hello to everyone and let everyone know I am doing fine. My surgery went well and I am making a great recovery. Sorry I have not been around lately, but things around here are getting a little to dramatic for me. Don't get me wrong I LOVE my real friends and I am sure only they will read this, so I will stopping by on occassion to see how everyone is, but, I need to stay away for a little while and be with my family and friends here at home. If you would like to keep in touch with me outside of here, let me know and I can arrange that too. KISSES to you all!! Brandi AND HEY GO HELP MARINE IN HIS CONTEST!!!

Application..
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. are you a virgin ? 13. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 14. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 15. Favorite body part on a guy/girl? 16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 17. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight: I g

Mindless Babble
Okay, so yeah.. My fiance didn't come stay the night with me like he said he was going to.. Go fucking figure.. Army men.. Sometimes you love them, sometimes you want to strangle them.. Don't get me wrong, I love him with all my heart, I really do.. But I'm sick of the shit.. Now he doesn't know if we're getting married Monday or not.. Would be nice to fucking know.. Considering it is monday now by my clock.. Oh well.. I guess my main reason for being so moody about it is because he has to leave tomorrow night to go back to Kentucky and I don't know when I'll get to go up there and be with him for good.. I don't know when he has to go overseas.. I dread every fucking thing..

Babies....who Will Protect Them????
I PUT N.S.F.W. BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD READ IT...SO LEAVE PERV!!!JUST GOT OFF A CALL OF A 4 Y/O BABY NOT BREATHING.....DAD TELLS THE CHILD TO CLEAN HIS TOYS...HE BENDS DOWN ON ALL FOURS THE THE DAD KICKS HIM INTO THE NEXT ROOM...COLAPSING HIS LUNGS ANS SENDING HIM INTO "V-TAC"....WE SHOCK HIM ...GIVE C.P.R. HE DIES IN MY ARMS...WHO WILL PROTECT THEM "you"!!!!! WTF I HATE DRAMA ...THIS IS NOT..... IM JUST VENTING.....

Yearning
Darkness Soft rustling sheets Warm masculine hand Exploring Lustful feminine eyes Full of anticipation Yearning Desire brimming Aching elevated Ecstasy Moist kisses Passionate dance Ascending Higher and higher Higher…higher Higher Immeasurable gratification

Love In The Purest Form
well me and my wife split up and then after three months I find a GIRL ( note a girl) that kinda in a way broke my heart but introduced me to her ex-fainces ex-girlfriend and me and her hooked up now I'm in the predicament with her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend ( being that he doesn't know at this moment in time but does know that me and her are sleeping together and he don't care due to the fact that he gave me permission) coming into town and wanting to spend some time with his girlfriend (that want to break up with him and be with me) and also me and her got engaged today Sept. 30, 2007 and we are planning the wedding date for Oct. 31, 2008 after which my divorce will be finalized I hopewe found that love can come in some of the most unpredictable ways we started out as fu*k buddies and turned out to be perfect for each other my family loves her unlike my soon to be ex-wife and ex-girlfriend and I found someone that does love me and won't hurt me and her name is Wendy I love her more than

What I'm About
well this is a blog to help people get too know me better, I work way too hard but know its only going to better myself in the long run. I love my job and Im passionate about it which Im really lucky I could find a job like that so early in life. I love my friends most of them Ive known from elementry and high school when I first moved here from michigan... They are my world even though we have our differences sometimes what friends dont...I've changed so much over the past year...Ive become a much stronger and caring person...Before I didnt really give a fuck about anyone or anything...So thats one change for the better. Okay I've lost intrest in blogging for right now.

N.s.f.w. "the Job"
I put N.S.F.W because noone would read it.....so leave perv@!!!! i just got off a call where a dad tells his "4" y/o baby to pick up his toys....when he bends down on all fours he kicks him into his room.COLAPSEING HIS LUNGS AND SENDING HIS LITTLE HEART INTO "V-TAC"....WE GET THERE HES NOT BREATHING AND BLUE WE SHOCK HIM DO C.P.R. , WE DONT GET HIM BACK HE DIES IN MY ARMS.....I HATE DRAMMA HERE .....BUT THIS IS MY LIFE AND YOU ARE MY FRIENDS.....WHEN WILL THE "CHILDREN BE SAFE" ? GREG

Looks
Ok so everyone always asks me why I'm so hard on myself and everything........... Ya know, growin up I always heard how I was fat/ugly/not good enough, and with time you believe it. And its hard to ignore it when its family that says it. When its family tellin you your fat and ugly it hits harder than if its some stranger. Family aren't supposed to lie to you, aren't supposed to hurt you, aren't supposed to make you feel like shit, Aren't supposed to down grade you to nothing. And I am very insecure about myself. I get yelled at for it but i am. And people ask me why? its b/c of my family and the ones i thought were my friends growin up. I was always the one put down. The guys i was always friends with would come up to me and ask me to hook them up with my HOT friend so and so.... even if it was the guy I liked so much, i gave up and said Sure I'll talk to her and see if she likes you. I never was good enough and as I got older, I see that I'm good enough for someone, but i ha

Maybe I Deserve
This song came out when i was with my kids dad, this song was meant for him to dedicate to me....lol Oooh hey hey well well well Do you mind if I tell the truth for a second ya'll Maybe I deserve to wonder who calling so damn late For you to say im trippin it's just a homie from upstate ( said it's just a homie) Dont he know it's 1:00 in the morning you say it's cool baby it's cool Baby I deserve for you to say he's coming into town ( he wants to see you) and he's just wondering if you and him can hang out I dont like it but I know I gotta trust you It aint cool cause I know it's true Maybe I deserve for you to go out and find some other guy Maybe I deserve for you to stay out with him all night Maybe I deserve for you to do all the things I did to you Maybe I deserve ( oh yeah) Maybe I deserve Repeat Twice For you to put on a sexy dress for me to ask you Who the hell you trying to impress for you to laugh it off like it aint nothing I know it's something Mayb

Big Girls Dont Cry
Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now You're probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS:] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life It's time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they? And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] Like the little school mate in the school yard We'll play jacks and uno cards I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine Yes you can hold my hand if you want to 'Cause I want to hold yours too We'll be playmates

Back
I think I now have to face the fact I may have some nerve damage to my back . Because the reason I say this is because it is getting harder for me to sit,or lay ,standing is fine ,which is wierd . I have plans to call the doctors office in the morning to see what can be done . I wouldn't rule out surgery .

Moments In Life
Good for the spirit…. "Honky Tonky" piano This is a good one. The story has meaning and the piano is really honky tonky. Turn up your speakers - get up and dance around - life is a gift - don't throw it away! I love this ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness

Camels In The Dessert - This Will Blow Your Eye Sight!
Camels in the desert..This blows your eye sight??? This is really interesting, read the following carefully. The following is a picture taken directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered one of the best pictures of the year. Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just the shadows!!

Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets.
This is by Michael Gartner, editor of newspapers large and small and president of NBC News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing. It is worth reading, and a few good chuckles are guaranteed. Enjoy. "My father never drove a car. Well, that's not quite right. I should say I never saw him drive a car. He quit driving in 1927, when he was 25 years old, and the last car he drove was a 1926 Whippet. "In those days," he told me when he was in his 90s, "to drive a car you had to do things with your hands, and do things with your feet, and look every which way, and I decided you could walk through life and enjoy it or drive through life and miss it." At which point my mother, a sometimes salty Irishwoman, chimed in: "Oh, bull----!" she said. "He hit a horse." "Well," my father said, "there was that, too." So my brother and I grew up in a household without a car. The neighbors all had cars -- the Kollingses next door had a green 1941 Dodge, th

Mini-update
Hello everyone! Just managed to sneak on Fubar while in Canada to let you know that I haven't forgotten about you... it's just that the Korean webservers and Fubar.com don't get along too well - still making access to this site a little difficult. On a more positive note - I had 5 shoots while down in Australia this past summer. Stop by my Yahoo or MSN group to check out the new photos (sneak peak). Eventually they'll also get posted to my regular website... MelaniePitts.com but these days there's so little time in the day (work, Phd, moving to Australia early next year and an upcoming wedding to plan)! I hope everyone's doing well. I managed to skim through the 200 plus messages that I received and have never been able to access - wow!! Thank-you all so much for your love and support during the "CT Crisis" and all of your birthday cheer!! I should be able to be on more regularly next year when I am no longer living in Korea... until then, you can message me through MelaniePitts.com

Xtra! Xtra! Site Having Trouble With Its Image
(s). I expect it'll be fixed in due course, but yes, many image folders apparently are now apparently empty to people other than the profile owner (and maybe the profile owner, too... and that haven't been set so by the owner. And they no longer say "private", either...)

Lewinsky And Kaczynski
Lewinsky and Kaczynski The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs: Third place: There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas 'Hail to the Chief' On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known, That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter, When deciding how best to be blown.

That Is Strange
All my pictures in my default album were deleted. I don't know if I did it on accident, or what. Maybe they didn't like some of the pictures in there, and deleted it. But it seems like they would have said something, or sent me an angry message warning me not to do it again or something. I don't know, whatever. They were just pictures I suppose, that and a bunch of comments. It's just really strange. Whatever, it just means uplaoding some more or something. It still seems strange. My default picture show's up as being rated, but the folder is empty, and it says I only have 69 photos.

Birthdays
Well, another year has come and gone... but I'm not going to get all philosophical here. It is what it is and you make it what you want. I'm enjoying life, I don't seem to look any older, and hell, I don't feel any older. I still look and feel at least 10 years younger. Anyway... just wanted to take the time to post this blog to thank those who come by and read and rate, and also to those who've stopped by with birthday wishes and gifts. Thanks!!!

The Fern And The Bamboo.....
The Fern and the Bamboo..... One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo". He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from

Girl Brain
As many people know being a girl is at times very easy and others a pain in the ass. I won't get deep into these issues as one they make for boring writing and if a guy reads this he's probably not going to appreciate it. But sometimes, ok let face it most times, girls do things that are otherwise not in the specific persons nature, and that is what i call "girl brain". You see most times a normal girl is just that NORMAL, but there are times when certain parts of our brain, known as the "Girl Brain", that likes to come out and rear it's prissy, dumb head at the world, asking such questions as: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "Why don't you love me?" "Do you think she's prettier than i am?" Now please guys i begging you in a normal girl this will happen very rarely, but when it does please know that we DON'T want it to happen. As a matter of fact our normal, rational brain is sitting there going, "Please shut up! Please just stop speaking! You are making an ass out of us." So

Wishing And Hoping For You
In the night sky I wish to fly free Away from everything but you Why cant you open you eyes And see that me and you Are meant to be forever and always? Why are we Cursed like so To be in such Love like this Yet never be together to touch? I hear you cry my name into the night Knowing that I am doing the same Wishing it was easier so we could be I want to hold you in my arms I want to feel the touch of your skin next to mine I want to feel your lips pressed to mine in a firm yet gentle kiss I want us to be together so damn bad I would leave everything behind And take flight into the night air I would gladly drive all night and day Just for a small little glimpse of you So I could finally sleep at night wrote 9~30~07

Dog Tricks - I Love This - Thanks Deb! :d
Type in a command at the link and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead etc. and...it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized! Make sure you type in "Kiss" too. Go to this link: http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Share The Luv!
My friend Angelofdarkness really wants to buy her fu-sweetie a ring, but she's fu-broke. To buy the ring she only needs about 3000 more points. Can you help a girl out? She's got a huge amount of stash and lots of pics. She also always returns the love, so help her out :) **angelofdarkness** punkin's*bytch*morbius' biggest fan*Phukin*Phreak's*stalker@ fubar

Commercials Are Ruining Our Kids
Ok so after some long thought over the years I finally figured out whats wrong with kids today. Commercials are ruining our kids. They seem innocent enough with the cartoon kids and the iconic rabbit or leprechan but these commercials are teaching our kids to be selfish and to try to get something for nothing. Take the Trix commercials for example....the rabbit only wants a bowl of cereal. The kids have a corner on the market because the rabbit cannot seem to get them any other way so he trys to trick the kids into letting him have some. Would it really kill the kids to share with the rabbit? Lets not forget about poor Lucky the Leprechan either. He makes his lucky charms and it is available in any store. Yet these kids go to great lengths to try to gank his cereal straight from him. Is this what we really want to teach our kids? To be selfish and take what we can.....and that is whats wrong with kids today!

Need New Friends All The Time
I need to meet new people to show some love. I am available all times of the day to talk. I like laughing and chatting. I would like comments from you for I can answer them. Post to me and I will read it and get back to you. You love me and I will love you back.

Coming To The End
Well, I've made exactly one friend since I've been on this site. Pathetic. Anyway, I think it's time I leave this site soon but before I go I will give anyone who cares to read this a little look into what's happening with me... I'm, at the present, trying to get together some of my photos to show at either a theater or a hair salon. Fact is I don't know if I will be able to get them all together in time. There is another place that wants paintings. I don't dare tell them I haven't painted in 6 months. I've been given a chance to write for a couple of online news magazines here in San Antonio. I would like to but I won't get paid for it. This wouldn't normally matter but I am hardly eating now. I presently work at a law office part time which is, I think, actually costing me money to work at. I hate it there now. The women there all think they are smarter than each other. They talk about each other behind their backs and nice to each others faces. The funny thing is t

Originally Posted On Myspace
sunday night What's there to write about? Not much really, so you have probably just wasted your time reading this. lol So, I got this tracker thing. It says there's some guy that visited 6 times today. Probably more by now.. I guess I'm glad I'm so interesting? Hey, buddy, what's up? I should write some crazy stuff just to see what kind of reaction it might bring about. Maybe I'll do that after more time goes by and people forget about this blog. I'm so evil sometimes, that's atleast the way my mind works. Lifes busy, I get overwhelmed. I should be working on school stuff. I went out to eat with my family and a friend yesterday. That was cool. Yesterday was interesting I guess. It gives a variety to life. Sometimes there seems to be a weird line between careing, too caring, and obsessive. It's understandable how people can be obsessive sometimes. I do my best not to be. I have other things I need to do anyway, so I don't really have the time or the energy to be that w

"i Don't Understand"......
I DON'T UNDERSTAND... Why we can't have morality without dictating religion. Why we can't have differences without hatred. Why we can't have disagreements without belittlements. Why we can't love a higher spirit, but each in our own way. Why we can't feed the homeless but can rebuild the world. Why we can't find charity for our neighbors but can pray for a stranger. Why we can't see our own faults but can so easily find them in others. Why we can't see the good but so readily point out the bad. I DON’T UNDERSTAND… Why love doesn't return the gift of generosity. Why we profess to value honesty then lie to protect ourselves. Why success can't be won without deceit. Why we abuse the world but cherish possessions. Why profit means more than the method that achieves it. Why what people say isn't what they mean. I DON’T UNDERSTAND… Why we complain more about what we don't have instead of seeing what we've alre

I Know More Than You Think ...
I know you won't read this.. gawd forbid you waste Your precious time! Getting to know who I am was never a real goal of yours anyway. The thing I can't seem to figure out is.. why you tend to push the people that care about you out of your life.. only to find out that you are more miserable without them??? Well, darling.. the one I have loved for far too long, who was completely unworthy of my love and devotion, there is no pulling me back in. Not this time. I hope that one day you will see.. you are wrong. For someone who has known me in so many different ways for the past almost 2 years.. you don't have a fucking clue in hell about me. You think I'm full of vengence.. yet.. I have not fucked with you.. This blog is about it.. and you won't ever read it anyway. You seem to think I am niave.. well.. I guess you would think that since YOU have seeemed to so easily manipulate me to what you wanted time and time again. You seem to think I'm some mean girl that is out to get the whole

Lust In The Afternoon
Jolene eas in her room on he bed reading a book, Jace walke in from the bathroom, he gotten done taking a shower and was drying off, he reached over to grab his jeans that Jolene had washed for him today, he was to go and race, since he was a driver in the stocks, but the rain that fell that day it cancelled the shows.All they had to do was sit at hoime eat dinner and watch some movies on the new computer he got them the week before. She could smell the fresh clenness of his torso it was driving her mad....he climbed on the bed, what are you reading he asked? oh just some dime store novel called lust in the afternoon....he chuckled. now that sounds fascinating....she made like she was in shock dropping her mouth open and the book to boot....he then started to unbutton her blouse she watched him as he did so her ample breasts were held up by her bra which he undone aswell....she was giggling...as he tossed the bra over the side, their lips rouched and they felt the heat of the passion

Prom
Hello everyone, I am writing this to see if I can help my son's school win a $25,000 prom.I would appreciate if you all would go to the link I will post and vote for his school; Agua Fria High School. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :) here is the link: www.wintheultimateprom.com you can vote everyday by text or web. :) Thank you all for anything you can do to help.

Nobody Knows
PINK LYRICS "Nobody Knows" Nobody knows Nobody knows but me That I sometimes cry If I could pretend that I'm asleep When my tears start to fall I peek out from behind these walls I think nobody knows Nobody knows no Nobody likes Nobody likes to lose their inner voice The one I used to hear before my life Made a choice But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows No Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown And I've lost my way back home I think nobody knows no I said nobody knows Nobody cares It's win or lose not how you play the game And the road to darkness has a way Of always knowing my name But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows no no no no Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone Who's gonna be there a

People
You know sometimes people that have been there for you, and you thought were friends can do some real shitty things. Take for example my birthday, not a single true friend of mine actually called, or left a comment saying Happy Birthday to me. Not only that cause let face it people have lives of there own and they can't always drop it for shit like that. But some people that i used to hangout with all the time just dropped me like a wet rag and i get NOTHING! This would sound like a small child or whinny teenager was saying this if i didn't know that i am a great friend. 9 out of 10 times i will do anything for my friends and i HAVE, sometimes i just feel like people take advantage of my kindness. I certainlly don't want to become one of those people that grow bitter and mean because of these things, but honestly how much more am i expected to take before it chips away? To anyone who actually read this, there's a fairly good chance your not one of them. Thank to all of my friends who s

World Of Darkness
Why is it so Dark and Cold? Why am I feeling so Lonely? Why am I even here in this place? Where is this place? What is this place? And why is it so Dark here? I'm so Cold and Lonely Sitting here in the Dark Wondering where you are Why are we Apart Why can't it be so That we can hold each other Why am I cursed to be Alone Forever in this Place and World Of total Loneliness and Darkness Cant I come and be with you Cant i feel the joy and Love Of walking by your side in the Light Or am I forever Cursed To remain in the shadows In the world of Darkness wrote 9~30~07

Neptune Festival Sandsculpting Championships 9-30-07
This weekend was the Neptune Festival at the oceanfront at Va beach. Along with all the other endless attractions, my personal fave is the Sandsculpting championships, where the best from all over the world gather to display their talents right there on the beach. I have about 300 pics, but compiled about 40 in a slideshow here to share with my friends, hope you enjoy how amazingly gifted these people are.

Lost
a fool at heart i'am lost in the eye's of a beautiful woman. so sweet and thoughtful at heart but still so far away. she can make you weak in the knees and make your heart beat a thousand times a minute and yet you wonder if she will ever feel the same for you.does she want the same things you do. does she want someone to love her like no one else would ever be able to care for you as much as you do about her. i think everyday we look for something better but we dont see whats in front of us that has been there through thick and thin. but let me say this when you find someone that can fill that lonely heart dont pass it up it might be the only chance you have at happness. so to all my friends i will always be here for you and to the one that touched my heart i hope you will see that i'm for real and to all that will come along feel free to stop and add me because when your lonely or just want to chat i'm allways here. thanks for your time to stop by and i hope you read this as

We're Back!!!!!!
Hi everyone.... Just a news update on the trip to L.A. The trip to L.A. turned out to be a whirlwind trip to Nashville actually. We were directed by an attorney in L.A. to get out to Nashville to meet with one of his colleagues in Nashville, which turned out great! Matter of fact, the entire trip to Nashville was fantastic. For openers, I am now represented by a Nashville Entertainment law firm, and a good one. That should open a lot of doors for us. Secondly, we made a lot of good contacts in Nashville and my new entertainment attorney will be getting packages in doors for us. Very cool baby! :) Anyway, we had a great time in what turned out to be a weekend in Nashville, but it was for the best indeed. So, a very fruitful weekend and thanks to Angela's very professional demeanor, we got into this entertainment law firm, which is awesome! At any rate, that's about it for now. It was a fabulous weekend which was very beneficial indeed. More news will be coming soon and we will be m

Giving Up
Sometimes giving up is admitting failure.. or that you were wrong. Sometimes its the only way to survive. Sometimes its the only way to move on. Sometimes its the only way to keep from hurting someone you care about. To me giving up is never easy..... but sometimes its the only choice.

Sadness
I sit on the ground where you lay. I hold the grass in my hands and wish that you were still here. Is that selfish? I think about you... everyday.(Some more than others) I think about you and feel so lonely. why did you leave? you were supposed to come home. You left everything behind...including me. I know time will ease the pain. I've lost like this before and it hurt just as much. You were all I had for such a long time. I was all you had. I was your life. Your birthday is coming up and just thinking about it makes me cry. I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you

Movie Rentals
went to blockbuster and rented some movies. 1) we bunny whipped. it sucked. seriously. not even a chick flick. want to loose a date, pop this in. and order anchovies on the pizza. date will be over. wanna keep a date, then check out movie 2) daddies girls. i thought i was going to be about three girls who didnt want dad to be with another woman. its more then that. and it could pull you over to the other side for your woman. try it!

Won Another
WOW they won another 4-0 have a good feeling they may go very far..and Brett well he beat Dan Marinos record on touchdown passes that was awsome and he will beat many more before he leaves the league...GO-PACK-GO

Today
Today my lips burn coz they are chapped... I've been sick for a couple dayz... I hate sitting up and waiting on somone... but when the tease Your brain... and arouse the hidden or even the forbidden in You... How can You not become addicted?

50 Ways To Leave Fubar....
(Unchained Melody's remake of Paul Simon's, "50 Ways to leave your lover") I WROTE THIS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO FUBAR… "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me..The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued, But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude. There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR...Fifty ways to leave FUBAR Slip off the net, Jet Fry your RAM, Sam You don't need to be on, Ron Just get yourself free Delete your profile, Kyle You don't need to type much Just hit the off key, Lee And get yourself free Slip off the net, Jet Fry your RAM, Sam You don't need to be on, Ron Just listen to me Delete your profile, Kyle You don't need to type much Just hit the off key, Lee And get yourself free She said it grieves me so to see you in

Lust
The heavens may forget that lovers sit on idle haunches waiting for the stars to fall for lust to make manifest. The lovers may forget that heaven, unlike earth, gives not strength to fools who would lust make manifest. The fortunes of fools my rest on her breast the fate of nations may lay in his hands but lust, oh lust, to it, who would entrust the power to turn a man from steel to dust

Hersh/iran/crash A Good Thing?galbraith/j Cook: Blood & Reli
Hersh/Iran/Crash a Good thing?Galbraith/J Cook: Blood & Reli ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 19:40 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LoDate: 30 Sep 2007, 07:32 PM Dandelion Salad Latest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion Salad Latest news and videos: Iran ready to work with US on Iraq By Roula Khalaf and Najmeh Bozorgmehr The Secret Dealings of Israel, Iran & the US (video link; transcript) The Crash is a Good Thing? By Dale Allen Pfeiffer Jonathan Cook - Blood and Religion: Unmasking the Jewish and Israeli State (video) US trains Gulf air forces for war with Iran By Tim Shipman

Friendship
Recently I have been re-evaluating my friendships with people, kind of sorting the laundry when it comes to them. We all have the friends that are there when things are going good, but what about when things are not so good? It takes a lot for me to call you a friend. If I have put you in that category it is a rare thing. My very best friend in the world doesn't even live in the same city as me, but I know that no matter what he has my best interests at heart. When I am hurt I can call him, no matter the time of day (or night) and he knows the same of me. We may not always be able to pick the phone up at that very moment but guaranteed there will be a call back real shortly. He is happy for me when I am happy, and he lets me cry when thats what I need to do. I have friends here where I live and I can call them when I need someone, but there is nothing like that special bond you have with your best friend. I know he will be reading this later and so I just want to say, thank you! I love

Bedtimes...
WARNING!!!!! If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangero

Gee, A Smart Blond Joke For A Change! (remember, I Didn't Write These:p!!!)
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure that my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. The pup was stretched full-out on the back seat of the car, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

Oktoberfest Reveler Stuck In Chimney For 12 Hours
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who had been drinking heavily at Munich's Oktoberfest beer festival got stuck in a chimney for 12 hours while trying to climb into a friend's apartment, police said Friday. ADVERTISEMENT After finding his friend was not at home, the 27-year-old climbed on to the roof of a neighboring building at about 2 a.m. Thursday and headed for what he thought was a gap in the wall between the two houses. He found himself sliding almost 30 meters (98 feet) head first into a chimney, a spokesman for Munich police said. An 82-year-old janitor from the hotel next door eventually heard the man's calls for help and he was rescued at around 2 p.m. by fire brigade officers who knocked a hole into the side of the chimney to liberate him, the spokesman said. He had managed to turn around and had removed his clothes to try to help him squeeze back up. "Miraculously, he was only slightly injured in the fall, sustaining just grazes and bruising," police said.

Think Carefully Before You Speak....
"If I died, would you get married again?" Husband: "Of course not!"... Wife: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"... Husband: "Of course I do!!!" ... Wife "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"... Husband: "Alright I would"... Wife: (looking hurtful): You would?"... Husband I would, but only because it was so good with you."... Wife "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"... Husband: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"... Wife: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"... Husband: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."... Wife: "And she'd use my car?"... HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive.... Wife: (COLD DEAD SILENCE) Husband: "OH F*CK!!!"

British Yoda Sex
The Body G...: fuck off you pervert ->Psychowolf...: The Hutts would have a LOT of fun with her, and the JEDI are more than willing to oblige their desires ->Psychowolf...: The deal stands at ONE wookie, for your sister; throw in your cats, and you'll get 6 ewoks The Body G...: SAY WHAT? ->Psychowolf...: I will trade you exactly ONE wookie, for your sister ->Psychowolf...: The Jedi have their ways.... ->Psychowolf...: would you object if i were to show you my lightsaber? The Body G...: erm yes lol ->Psychowolf...: do you find it strange a woman would want her man to do yoda impressions while fucking her? The Body Guard (Brit Bomber 9) (Brits on tour)@ fubar

Bullshyte
Nikki_ny1975@ fubar Well it seems that the 500 and so on "friends" that I have cannot find the time to read a bulletin I sent, therefore I will post a blog and hope that a few off my list are true. This is my best friend and she just joined tonight, please if ya feel you have a min stop by and say hi.

Darkness Doeth Fall On Me Now: ...poem
As darkness do cover my soul ; I want U 2 finally know; It,s deep and very wide ; This darkness that I have; It enslaves me at times, wont let me break free, from my bad past of yesterday ; Yet; I must let go; To become who I am 2 become. To let light in and shut out the dark. To focus and pray and change my heart. To be me ;as I should be . Loving and caring and helping. The demon,s grip tries to tighten now, As darkness does come around. But I do Pray ,cause Ive found ; a faith that I need some how. Day light will cometh soon and shed some light and , chase away the gloom. Light shining on thy face, as I do think back and see, and think , of all the harm done to me, threats and pain and abuse , it is there inside me ; like a bruise. Yet I have healed . Put old away and look to the new. A found faith in you > My Lord ; You save me thru it all ; and I heard you as you called. The light shinned on to me and, now my Lord

The Girlfriend Application
**BASICS: *name: *e-mail : *AOL : *MSN : *ICQ : *yahoo! : *Birthday [mm.dd.yy]: *Sign: *location: *height: *weight: *figure: lean athletic average thick heavy *Eye color: *Hair color: *Tattoos/piercings? *Website/picture URL: *Education: what year? drop out college freshman college sophomore college junior college senior keep goin' *Favorite Book: *Favorite Beverage: *Favorite Vacation Spot: *Religious Persuasion Christian Pagan Spiritual, not religious Agnostic *Do you think you're smart? yes no *What are your future plans? *Do you have a job? (if so, what do you do?) *Are you a moron or are you somewhat grounded? moron somewhat grounded totally grounded *Habits [check all that apply]: drinker smoker pothead druggie *What do you consider yourself?: open honest moral fun humorous mature org

Chris Rock's Quote...
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?

Anchors Aweigh
Stand Navy out to sea Fight our battle cry We’ll never change our course So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y Roll out the T.N.T. Anchors Aweigh Sail on to victory and Sink their bones to Davy Jones hooray! Yo ho there shipmate Take the fighting to the far off sea Hear the wailing of the wild banshees All hands, fire brands Let’s blast them as we go, so Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home! Heave a ho there sailor Everybody drink up while you may Heave a ho there sailor For your gonna sail a break of day Drink away, Drink away, For you sail at break of day, hey! Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing y

The Little Tree...
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." ....

Why Is It?
Why do you do the things you do? How you treat yourself, and me too. I see you for who you are, so why can't you? You say you don't deserve me, But who are you to say that? You can't see what I see, You are not me. So think long and hard, And remember, I know you and see you for you, and you alone, So come to me, and let me show you, you Through me.

Understand The Meaning
Pain and Death are illusions of the weak mind. Without Death, pain loses its relevance. It is what we do and accomplish in life, That makes us worthy to our children's eye. It is in our children's eye, That we will be remembered forever. It is that remembrance that makes us Immortal. Happiness and Love are in our Hearts to find. Without love, life loses its relevance. It is the feeling of wholeness, That we find in another. It is when two people who love, That they become one and whole It is that Love that will carry them forever. Knowledge and Understand are keys to live. Without understanding, we end up blind It is what we do with the knowledge, That can help us understand each other. It is understanding life and people, That will bring us closer to ourselves. It is with all of this that we become Human.

A Touch Of Nature
As the sun rises high into the sky, Its light shines and blinds my eyes, As love blinds our minds, As my Love for you Blinds me of everything, but you. The tears I weep that awash my face, For you I miss, I cry, My tears remind me of the rain that falls, As I look up upon the dark cloudy skys, I think only of you. I lay on my bed, daydreaming of you, And a warmth embraces my body, my soul, As a mother embraces her Child, Let your Love and friendship embrace me, to you I hold. To me, and only me. You are the Sun that keeps me warm, You are the Rain that washes the fear from me, You are the careing Mother that holds me with love, You are the one that compl

The Sword
I am the Sword the slices through life My blade is long, like my life I lead My blade is sharp, as my mind can be My blade is pointed, like I am direct I rush forward, dealing with life I slice into everything that gets in my way I challenge all that stands before me I am harsh and deadly and will get the job done But I am a sword with no sheath Alone, with no one to hold me To keep me safe and care for me To control me from lashing out Who will be my Partner The one to holds me tight Who will be the one Who fits with me tight

Pain, My Teacher
Pain, as I see it is a state of mind. For we are born into pain. For we bear the pain of others. For we see pain in others. For we see pain in ourselves. We look to avoid Pain. But pain is there by our side. Holding us, Loving us, Showing us the way through life. Being with us forever till the end

Negitive World
We look upon this world and all of its beauty with closed eyes. We see nothing in true love and friendship. We are Vain to ourselves and opinionated to others. We look upon people as object and items of use. We see them as things to use and abuse. We are Cruel and hateful to everyone. We look upon our family as burdens on us. We see nothing in loyalty and Family values. We are disobedient and hurtful to them. We look upon life and the soul of humanity as a joke We see nothing of use in others and we value our own to highly. We are suicidal in pointless things and cowardly in important things.

Love Myself As You Do Me
You look in my eyes and what do you see Nothing but the kindness and sincerity Lying on the surface but still within me But you see I am a whole lot more With flaws abound and feelings that run wild Leading me to actions that most would abhor A pain that runs deep needs a love that cannot sleep Yet I call out in vain And hear not even a peep I cant change who I am don’t know if I would But maybe one day I can Take me as I am Faults and all hold me tight And answer my anguished call Do unto me as I have done unto you Let me know you love me And that your love will always be true Do these simple things and you will see What a true friend is And what true love can be

Dam
so i think i did it again. i know i upset some one that is very near to my heart, my gf jc. something that i could have said to her when we started goen out but i didn't think of it till now. and i know i upset her and i am very sorry about it. i love her so much and i am very glad i have her in my life, i didn't mean to upset her but i know i did and i am very sorry about it.

Earth As I See It
As I walk upon this Earth, I see Pain. As I stumble through this Forest, I see Growth. As I swim across this Ocean, I see Vastness. As I lay upon these hills, I see Curiousness. As I run threw these Fields, I see Wonder. As I travel Around this World, I see Hope.

Why You're Tired
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al Qaeda. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two

Black & White
I hear you everyday, But, Your deaf to what I say. I feel you threw the phone, But, you say you feel nothing for me. I tell you everything, But, you hold back talking to me. I think of you constantly, But, you only think of yourself. I love you for everything, But, you can only love him. I feel pain for you always, But, you are giving me this pain. I stay by your side always, But, you'll leave me in a second. I can't stand this torture, But, you offer it to me always and forever.

Sunday Survey
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Bullshit...I *KNO* better... 2. Do you trust all of your friends? Not all of them...kinda sad too 3. How much money is in your wallet right now? money? whats this thing called money? 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes, still trying to find out what that reason is. 5. Name one thing you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. LIES! 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Michael...lol 7. Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes because I dont kno what it is...I thought I had...especially in my past...but now...I dont kno... 8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Yes and I keep trying to charge them rent damn it! 9. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? Ummm no 10. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Never 11. What did the last text message you get s

Naughty
Lips on lips Our tongues softly touch Eyes closed together I want you so much. Hand on your thigh My mouth on Your breast Breathing is getting quicker YOU are the best. Our clothes are off Our hearts are beating fast 69................ God, let this last! Now switching positions We are ever so slow I hold on tight I will never let you go. Movements are hurried I enter You Deeper! Faster! Hard! Oh Yes We Cum! Holding each other Our times alone are few With tears in my eyes I whisper 'I Love You! '

Bedding With My Enemy
Take note, and listen well, Ole dear friend of mine. For I shall not waste one more breath on this. Take Heart what I shall say for I have no time to waste. For my sword has been sharpen, and my will is strong. If you have the thought, and desire to stand by my side. As friend, and family, thru out your life. Then by all means. Do not stand before me against mine Enemy. Know dear friend, and do not doubt my word. I shall thrust forward my sword, hard and fast. Piercing your heart as well as my enemy's. The enemy you have chosen to be with. For My thought is as follows. To bed with my enemy is a dishonor to me. To bed with my enemy is to ignore how I feel. To bed with my enemy is to destroy whatever we had. And, if you decide to ignore my wise warning. To find yourself confronted with me before you. As you look upon my sword as it slide into your heart. Know it was by your choice to ignore who I am. And, as my sword enters you deep. Do not act of inno

Fuproblems
WHAT IS GOING ON !!!Ok now the Fu-mail doesn't work,Images don't load right ,Image sizes are off,Doesn't reload image page,can't change albums ,takes forever to delete photo's,It also locks up my computer,The new lounges are max'd at 300 members WON'T allow us to add more,Staff can't ban or delete people,Shout box's move after loading,NSFW crashes,Albums are disappearing and ,and if you look you'll notice double images all over your folders.I have spoken to a few people that now have damaged computers from hard reboots.Loading images doesn't show up on BAR TAB,please feel free to add to this list I'm really close to leaving this site.MORE and MORE problems everyday NOT less

Confessions
CONFESSIONS 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? The one I want to call knows who he is!! 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Hell No....people get paid to do that wouldnt want them to loose their jobs :-) 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Both 4. Do you take compliments well? Sometimes 5. Do you play Sudoku? Yep and pretty good at it too 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? With a strong will I might 7. Do you like to ride horses? Dont mind but not a need to do kinda thing 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Cant remember 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Monopoly 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you do? Ummm..Is the marrage over? 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Maybe 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Be Pursued but if I like him enough I will

"something"
I’VE NAMED MY WEINIS I'V E DECIDED TO NAME MY WEINIS! EVERY GUY DOES IT EVENTUALY,SOME MEN NAME IT AFTER OTHER MEN(WHICH I'VE ALWAYS FOUND KINDA GAY...UNLESS U R GAY.THEN I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE.)NAMES LIKE WILLY OR PETER,JR.OR THE OBVIOUS...DICK. OTHER GUYS CHOOSE SILLY NAMES LIKE MINI ME OR DORK,PUD,CRANK,HAMMER,DODE ETC. ...AND OTHERS NAME THEM AFTER ANIMALS LIKE *LOOK @ THIS PUPPY* OR *THIS IS MY HOG* AND THE OBVIOUS ONE EYED SNAKE. ME I DECIDED 2 KEEP IT SIMPLE AND CALL MINE "SOMETHING" A BEAUTIFUL WORD THAT FITS N2 ANY CONVERSATION OR SITUATION THAT COMES 2 MIND, AND TURNS THEM N2 NAUGHTY ONES. HERE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES: If SOMETHING isn't right...its on the left. If SOMETHING is under the bed...your husband/boyfriend came home early. (also applies 2 SOMETHING in the closet,behind the curtains or couch!) If SOMETHINGS gotta give...it gave @the office,in the elevator,on a plane 2 new york,etc... If SOMETHING comes over you...I apologize , I just couldn't hold out any longer

Update
Not much going on. I went to see Bucky earlier this month at the House of Blues. The HOB did not allow cameras, so no concert shots. I did get one pic at the meet and greet and a few outside after the show. My new job is going great. I have been running my own store since July and it is going well. I am getting lots of compliments from my company about the improvement in my store's condition since I took over. My daughter started 3rd grade and is reading on a 5th grade level and doing exceptionally well in all subjects. My son started 9th grade and is doing much better than last year. We are so proud of both of them. Anyway, that's all for now.

Please Add My Bombing Id
I created a bombing id so when I am out of comments on my id, I can switch to that id. Please add that id, fan and rate the pictures that are on there. Here is a direct link to that profile. tiggerbear20077@ fubar Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Pj's
The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexiness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Girl Are You?

Doing Some Research On Dna Mapping
Well I was researching the genetic code for another paper I get to write and I found something interesting. Majority of male killers, abusers, rapists, the horrific crimes, they have an extra Y, so their 26th chromosome is XYY instead of XY. Same with males that have moobs but aren't fat. A lot of them have an extra X chromosome which means their 26th is XXY. So does that mean if we take a genetic profile at the time of birth we could prevent some crimes? (yes it's mumm form, I'm out of mumms.) This research is because I'm writing a paper on what is located in each chromosome, and have learned some very interesting facts.

Repost For Sin
Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday much love ~~Sin (reposting this cause it fell off my page due to excessive blog posts today)

Motorcyles
Hello everyone this is my 1st blog so here goes.Went to a biker bash in Battle Creek,Michigan today n yesterday.If ne one knows who Ron Finch is he was there at the bash.He had some of his bikes there they were kool as hell.They some other local bike clubs there showing off there bikes as well.Heres a link to his web site to check out other stuff he has done.WWW.finchscustoms.com check it out.I got pic`s in my default album from show check them out .

My Freinds On Fubar
HEY U ALL I WANT TO MAKE A SLIDE SHOW WITH MY BEST FREINDS FROM FUBAR.NEED TO MAKE SURE IT IS OK SO LEMME KNOW ILL ADD YA AS YA TELL ME.EVERYBODY THAT I TALK TO ALL THE TIME U KNOW WHO U R SO PLEASE LEMME KNOW.

Tenth Quiz
The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexiness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Girl Are You? Er...wow. **shifty eyes** How'd they know?! O.O **laughs**

Boys
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed

Congratulations!! You've Just Been Labled A Lier
I'm not sure I understand. But someone I thought was a good person person just accused me of being a lier. Without even an explanation as to what I apparently lied about. Everything in my Profile is the Truth. So I am confused,the individual that accused me of such treachery.Lied to me twice and broke 2 promisses So Who is the Dishonest one here? Also, If this Accusation is a way to cut me loose? Hey all you had to say Was, "Hey sorry I think I'ld rather not be your friend anymore"...for whatever reason. Hey I'm cool with that !

The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push hard and fast against my tongu

Leveling Help Please
i need 21 k to level to rockstar and my sister needs 12k to hit idol and my mom needs 4k to hit minion ♥ Þåñ†hè® Þ®îñ¢è$$ ♥@ fubar ~ ♥ ~lý$$å$ mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar any and all help appericated thank u all

2 Fun Sex Positions
Position: Head to Toe Difficulty: Easy Type of Intercourse: Vaginal Description: The man lies on his back on the bed with his legs apart. Initially, the woman sits on his penis as if she was going to do a traditional woman-on-top position, then she falls backward between his legs until she is as flat as possible without his penis slipping out of her vagina. The man moves his pelvis in order to thrust his penis in and out of her. Why It’s Hot: If you’re looking for hot, deep penetration in a position, this won’t do it. However, if your female partner needs manual stimulation in order to climax or if either of you has a foot fetish, this could be a great position for you to try. Because of the position of your bodies, the man can easily reach your vagina in order to stimulate your genitals and/or clitoris with his fingers or with your favorite sex toys. In fact, you might enjoy leaning up so you can watch him work hard to bring you to an orgasm. If either of you lo

Need Dj:s
ok hey. i need dj's like something fierce.. so if you can sb me or leave a comment here,.. saying you wanna dj.. even if you don't have experince..and you want to.. do me a fav if you read this spread it to your fubar friends.. you never know someone out there might want to dj.. and you might be the person who can help them become one.. or copy n paste http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50077 and come tell me

Words Of Advice
This awesome saying was given to me by my friend 976015,thanks man, B EFORE YOU SPEAK... LISTEN BEFORE YOU WRITE... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEND... EARN BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE...WAIT BEFORE YOU PRAY...FORGIVE BEFORE YOU QUIT...TRY Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're always broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, our very tho

Eighth Quiz
Your Birth Month is August Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful. You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits! Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion Your gemstone: Peridot Your flower: Poppy Your colors: Orange, red, and light green What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Help Me Finish My Fantasy…
Hi everyone! I have a sensual story for you. But there´s something sexy about it. You have to finish the story! IMPORTANT: It has to be VERY sensual - but with an elegant style at the same time. Here´s the story: You arrive to a 5-star hotel by yourself. You´re exhausted because you had a very long day, so you decide to call the front desk and ask for someone to give you a massage in your room. Meanwhile, you get a bubble bath ready, with luxurious bath salts. You turn off the taps and are beginning to undress when someone knocks on your door… And…

Hurt By Nine Inch Nails
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away but I remember everything. What have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end. You could have it all - my empire of dirt I will let you down; I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of shit upon my liar's chair full of broken thoughts I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time the feeling disappears. You are someone else; I am still right here. What have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end. You could have it all, my empire of dirt I will let you down; I will make you hurt. If I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself; I would find a way.

Never ................
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option" (( Another saying I saw tonight, just wanted to share it with ya'll , cuz it really hit me, I'm tired of just being an option ))

Begging For My Birthday... Again
Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday much love ~~Sin (reposting this cause it fell off my page due to excessive blog posts today)

100 Q's And A's
100. First off, what is your full name? Misty Taylor 99. Do you pay with credit cards or cash? Cash 98. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7? I think I might have a few. 97. Do you have any siblings? 2 Sisters 1 Brother 96. Where are you exactly? Layin on my bed.... 95. Favorite color(s)? Black 94. Who is your favorite NFL team? If Steelers is NFL then them College--GO BLUE!!!!! 93. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say? "bitch im tryin 2 drive send when i stop" -Tina my sis 92. Your TV is on Tuesday night. What's on TV? 91. Who sits beside you in 3rd period? The only periods I dont want to know about!!!! 90. Who's the last person that you kissed? Kissed my kids goodnight 89. Who is the first B in your cell phone directory? Brenda - My Aunt 88. Do you have any kids? 3---1 Boy 2 Girls 87. Who is your 5th missed call from? Restricted---Hmm dont know who it was 86. Closest black object? Remote 8

The Mexican (and No It's Not Me And No Offense To My Friends North Of The Border:p)
A Mexican in Houston has his car stolen. He doesn't report it for 7 days. When he finally goes to the police station to report, the officer in charge says that since the loss occurred over 7 days ago the vehicle is probably over the border and stripped for parts. The Mexican was heard to mutter as he left the station . . . . . . " Damn Canadians".

Being In The Military....living In 2 Worlds
Our son and son in law is in the Army and we are proud of what they do. So I know that they do live in 2 worlds and sometimes to them the worlds are so far apart. They love their family enough to risk their own life to help save ours. So heres a letter from a someone who knows what it means to live in 2 worlds.................... 365 days ago, I stood at Fort Benning and hugged my son and his buddies as they deployed to Iraq. Back then, we were told to plan for an 18-month deployment, but if they were home in 15 months it would be a gift. That they are home in 12 is a miracle in my book. I have recently come to the conclusion that when you have someone deployed, you live in two worlds: "This" world and "That" world. In This World, everything goes on as normal. You go to work (for those that work), do the laundry, clean the house, pay the bills...… You know -- all the things "normal" people do. But we're not normal. We also live in That World -- the world where the telepho

Making A Woman...mmmm
MAKING A WOMAN MMM:--- Every girl is different, and might want it done differently depending upon her mood, so you may wish to vary the style, speed, and force with which you perform oral upon her. These are just some general pointers that work for *most* women, not all Once you've covered the rest of her body, and you've got her all riled up and ready for something between her legs... start by breathing over her pussy, and her thighs. Kiss her inner thighs softly at first, maybe lick on them and suck on them in different places. Run your tongue along them towards her pussy, but don't touch it. Kiss above her pussy (especially if she's shaved) and lick and tease the area above her clitoris. Make sure your mouth and tongue are really wet.When you've teased her to the point where she's squirming and moaning a little, or telling you to start licking the pussy itself, then it's time to move your head right between her legs, and position your lips and tongue directly over her clitoris (if s

Lover's Dance
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's k

Smart Old Man (this Will Be Me)
An old man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned,"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Old men can still think fast.

Re: Quest For Freedom By Elaine Brown(forward Please)
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 18:08 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: The Patriot PartyDate: 30 Sep 2007, 06:02 PM03:30 - Quest for Freedom By Elaine BrownQuest for Freedom By Elaine BrownWhere do we stand today in our country in the matter of freedom? Do we even know what freedom is today? The founders of our country knew, but it took them a couple of years to realize it.After escaping from Britain and the rules of the king, it took those brave pilgrims some time to fully realize and be able to appreciate the fact that they had no one to whom to answer, save their own conscience and common law (common sense). What joy to know this kind of liberty, which they had never before experienced. They could now conduct themselves as freely as they wished, as long as they honored their contracts and did no harm to another. This is the total of common law; this is the law by which the people, the sovereigns, of

The Lovers
Lips brush, then follow the contours of the much loved face. Differences of texture are savored, the rough and smooth. The planes of cheekbones, jaw and forehead, This wonderful symmetry: The song of Flesh made joy. The beauty of form is discovered, Arms, hands are objects of desire. Fingers trace patterns on skin- Mystical runes of bone and sinew; And time is held back, As lovers explore the universe of being One with another.

~ Dude, Where's My Car ~ Full
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) are two potheads who got so wasted the night before, they don't remember a thing! All they know is Jesse's car is gone and they encounter a transsexual stripper who wants his/her suitcase of stolen money, a group of alien-seeking nerds and an angry street gang. And their girlfriends Wilma & Wanda (Marla Sokoloff & Jennifer Garner) are super-pissed that they trashed their house. And they must find a "continum transfuctioner", a mystical device that could either save or destroy the world. And a group of jumpsuit-wearing, sexy-as-hell, aliens posing as humans want it.. part 1 27 min 43 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com part 2 27 min 42 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com part 3 27 min 43 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com

Volcanic Passions
Dormant laid my passion, Hot runs my blood; Bursting without warning, My lava's fiery flood. I want to feel the friction, I want to feel the burn. You make my body hunger; You make my body yearn. I want to trap your fire inside me, Enslave you with my charms. I want to drink your molten lava, I want to explode in your arms.

Her Skin
Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch.

Find Me
Free flowing Ever Showing Salty despair Desperate to Find the one who loves her Torn heart Battered Soul Falling Apart Eager for That one sweet kiss Lost world Standing alone Going nowhere Still waiting For you to find me

Shall We Dance?
The suns setting now I see As I gaze out of the window Soft music, our song Plays in the background You have that soft smile On your lips again As you grab me softly And we Begin to dance My arms rest lightly around your neck Your fingertips holding my hips You guide me me gently We spin so slowly Time stands still As the song still plays You hold your smile Half listening To the all too familiar lyrics Knowing it compares So perfectly to us Quietly the song ends But your hold does not Yet I will await the next time Your eyes ask "Shall we dance?"

Updates
if you have myspace and want to add me http://myspace.com/snuggle72 my new lounge bored with nothing to do is open in case you want to join my arm is healing, its pretty ugly but healing i forgot what else i wanted to say lol

Alone I Hide
I fight this pain But cannot subdue. The amount of strength It takes to get over you Drugged up state of mind Euphoria has come to me Lie alone in these dark halls In infinity it shall be I sit here in my own little world Little by little I slowly die Without you near I begin to cry No one seems close to me No one by my side I close my eyes and sink further As alone, I hide

Lullaby
Watching Waves Washing over me Im drowning Just leave me be (Chorus) Sun is coming Watch it burn the flesh Sun is coming Will it let me rest? Sensual is the kiss He shall place upon me Silence is golden In my eternity (chorus2) Sun is coming Watch it burn our flesh Sun is coming When will I rest? Lull me peacefully Into the Depths Oh sweet slumber deep Come before me (chorus3) Sun is not coming It has burned all the flesh Sun is not coming And I finally rest

We Cant All Be Perfect
Spreading me out In the Open Exploitation Self-preservation Manipluation Coming through My very Soul Saving yourself Letting me burn (chorus) Perfect To my mind's eye Demon of the shadows Not like the others Cause they had hearts (end chorus) I hate you For what you've done You despise me For what I've become You make me.....sick! (Chorus) Wrap your words Around your own damn throat Suffocate From your fucking self love Hatred only builds me up (chorus) Oh so perfect To my mind's eye Demon of the shadows Not like the others Cause the others had hearts (end chorus) Lost is all your value Lost is all your sanity Lost are you But where you deserve to be

Kindness
Have you experienced lately how offering a little kindness can refresh your very soul? All around you are opportunities to do just that. Kindness is its own reason. Kindness is its own reward. Are you weary from all the anxiety, frustration, worry, anger and confusion that seem to continually build up within your life? A little kindness can quickly help to melt all that away. You can tell people all day long that you really care, and many will still not believe you. Yet give some genuine kindness on a regular basis and you won't have to tell them anything; they'll know. Are you strong enough and confident enough to give of yourself out of pure kindness? Just do it, and you'll discover that you are indeed. There can never be too much kindness in the world. Create some more today, and find real joy in its warm glow.

Submission
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Boiled Seafood Seasoning
Ok this is for my northern friends ..... Northern meaning not being from southern Mississippi southern Texas and all of Louisiana, Boiled seafood isn't boiled seafood with seasonings. You can get close to the Louisiana taste by using 6 or 7 Chinese peppers, 5 or 6 bay leaves, 1/8 cup peppercorns per 4 gallons of water.... Chop the peppers up finely or if you like I can get the address for you to order liquid seafood boil. I have eaten "boiled seafood" in other parts of the country. you don't know the flavors you are missing without proper seasonings. And heres a note fresh shrimp isn't pink ........ here in Louisiana when it starts to turn pink it becomes fish bait .... Fresh shrimp in a gray color

Surrender
The sea surrounds me. The current is strong. My body is weak. The journey's been long. The fight has left me. I relinquish control. You can take my body. But you can't take my soul. Drowning in despair. I don't know where to begin. So I just wait to see What the tide will bring in. Swept away in the sea, I lose my purpose. But it's when I let go, That I rise to the surface.

A Man That Lied To Be
Why is it that a guy says that he loves and then goes behind your back breaks a major promise that you actually think that they keep and they break it and you have evidence that they broke it then when you ask them about it they deny it all or they say that they did it but they say that they told the people they cant when they really didnt...why is that...and then when you ask them about it a lil bit after words they say they never said that and it makes you feel like you really fuckin stupid...why is that

The Shop Owners
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to- open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling." Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?" One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes." Without missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"

Cajun Meat Loaf
Cajun Meat Loaf Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- -----SEASONING MIX----- 2 each Whole bay leaves 1 teaspoon Salt 1 teaspoon Ground cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon Black pepper 1/2 teaspoon White pepper 1/2 teaspoon Ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon Ground nutmeg -----MAIN INGREDIENTS----- 4 tablespoons Unsalted butter 3/4 cup Finely chopped onions 1/2 cup Green bell peppers -- chopped 1/4 cup Green onions -- finely chopped 2 teaspoons Minced garlic 1 tablespoon Tabasco sauce 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup

*77
> YOU MUST KNOW *77 > > I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was > About 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a > Friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights > On. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an > Unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they > get > To a gas station, etc. > > Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly > Called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she > Would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher > That there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his > Rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police > Cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, > Remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. > >

Right Place, Wrong Time (been There Done This:p)
After they finished making love, the cowboy told her about his days on the range. "It's the only life for me. In fact, I'd be happy to die with my boots on." Suddenly a car pulled into the driveway. She said, "Well, you'd better put 'em on now, Slick. That's my husband, the Sheriff!"

Beaten Biscuits
Beaten biscuits Recipe By : Serving Size : 100 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Breads Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 6 cups All purpose flour (soft) 1 1/2 teaspoons Salt 1 tablespoon Sugar 1 teaspoon Baking powder 1 cup Shortening 1 cup Milk Mix the flour, salt, sugar, and baking powder in a bowl or in a food processor fitted with a metal blade. Add the shortening and cut in or process until the mixture is the consistency of coarse meal. Pour in the milk and stir or process just until the dough holds together. If it is dry or crumbly, add more milk. If it is too wet, add more flour. Knead briefly in the food processor, then turn out onto a floured board or beat 1,001 times with a rolling pin. when it's ready, the dough should "snap" when you h

Love
Love It’s such a small word A misused word A throw away word Used as a panacea Tell someone “I love you” And everything is supposed to be forgiven But love Is too small a word For what I feel Too small for what I want to express The love I feel Is immeasurable, infinite In its depth In its quality In time In it’s all encompassing nature It colours everything All I say, all I do Yet to express my feeling all I can say is “I love you” It’s just so inadequate For what I want to express My need for you My never being parted from you To be joined forever In everyway But I don’t have the word to express it I don’t have the vocabulary I just have love

"my Theme Song"!!!!
"When I'm gone" Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of a pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shady's ro

Holidays??
ARRR... Happy Pastel Colored Eggs in a Basket Wielding Bunny Rabbit Day!, Happy Halloween(or Happy dress like a pirate and hand out candy to the kids Day), Happy Holiday, Merry Saucemas, and a Happy Noodle Year! What is your favorate holiday(religouse or not) and why???? explane please. ty

Barbecued Ribs
Barbecued Ribs Recipe By : Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 4 pounds Pork ribs -- cut in pieces 1 each Lemon 1 each Large onion 1 cup Catsup 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon Chili powder 1 teaspoon Salt Dashes Tabasco sauce 2 cups Water Place ribs in shallow roasting pan, meaty side up. On each piece, place a slice of unpeeled lemon, a thin slice of onion. Roast in very hot oven, 450 F degrees, 30 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients; bring to a boil and pour over ribs. Continue baking in a moderate oven, 350 F degrees, about 2 hours, basting ribs with the sauce every 15 minutes. From "Talk

Army -vs- Navy (i Didn't Write This:p)
A soldier and a sailor finished in the restroom, but the sailor started to leave without washing his hands. The soldier said, "Hey, sailor! In the Army, they taught us to wash our hands after pi$sing!" The sailor replied, "That's nice, soldier. In the Navy, they taught us not to pi$s on our hands!"

Cupid's Beau
It took only seconds, after he saw her For him to adore her And In a week of having rated her He went on and dated her When he said good night after kissing her Straight away he was missing her And when he started to caress her He wanted to possess her And even before he made love to her He was deeply in love with her Then in a month of having bedded her He went on and wedded her They went together like hand in glove How lucky to land in love

Dj Shad0w
Come face the shadows with Dj Shad0w W0lf Here at Hell Fire CLick image to ENTER ^^^^^^^^^^ Dj Shad0w W0lf is ripping up the air waves in Hell Fire Come check him out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR ENFORCERS, PROMOTERS, and DJ *that are willing to work and HERE!!!*

581
So, I am sort of disappointed. Only 3 people have congratulated me on my new position at work. I will be given a raise...and it may possibly be full time..FINALLY..That part, I will be working out with the boss guy tomorrow morning. Oh well...I'm stickin around for another hour and then I'm heading to bed...need as much rest & energy as I can get tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be able to make a payment on my phonebill tomorrow, so they don't shut my ass off. xoxoxox

Kfc...
A man entered the restroom after lunch, washed his hands, and then headed to the urinal. A co-worked was also at the sink. He asked, "You wash your hands before you pee?" The first man replied, "I had KFC for lunch. I don't want my wife to tell me I taste like chicken!"

I Never Ever Told You
I fell in love with you When you were eight, I was eight too You had no front teeth And you were freckled and chubby too I loved you But I never ever told you I didn’t love you Because of how you looked you see I loved you because Of what I could see inside, deeply I loved you But I never ever told you I couldn’t help loving you I loved you irresistibly I hid my feelings Loving you in secret and invisibly I loved you But I never ever told you When you were thirteen You changed overnight from pupae And transformed Magically into a beautiful butterfly I loved you But I never ever told you Had the ugly duckling Still been here today I would have swept you up And carried you away I love you But I will never ever tell you I will keep my love locked away But I will love you Until my dying day

I Am Your Angel
"I Am Your Angel"When your all alone Feel no one cares When your tears fall Your Heart they stain When your hurting Because of those you love When your standing alone In all your pain I Am Your AngelWhen your mountain Is way too high When your valley Is dark and low When your ocean Is too wide and deep When you think No one will know I Am Your AngelWhen your moon Is red as blood When your sun Is black as night When you can't eat You can't sleep When you feel you just can’t fight I Am Your Angel When your down Can't get up You feel trapped In a pit When you feel You have no life You feel in life You do not fitI Am Your Angel When you reach out In desperation You need someone To carry you through When you feel Loves warm light Completely surrounded Embracing you I Am Your Angel When you need Comfort and care When you need me I'll be there When the end is near You are afraid When you awaked From your nightmare I Am Your Angel.

That First Time
That first time Long ago When your hand Slipped into mine I felt instantly at peace And when I looked down At our interlocking hands I was unable to detect a join They were as one When first we kissed And we held each other tightly We never wanted to part When first we embraced In that burning passionate embrace Our hearts and souls joined They are joined still

Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Tuf Finale 1- Griffin Vs Bonnar(awesome Match)
This is something new i will post every week to keep mma fans happy. lol Stephen Bonnar vs Forrest Griffin 1!! Buccs thoughts on the match..... "Great match for the first season. Both are very well rounded & skilled fighters. Both have hands that hit, but we have yet to see their ground game get put to more external use. Griffin has better ground than bonnar, but Bonnar to me has better hands., I remember the TUF Finale- great night. Both displayed what passion & desire for a contract to live a dream does. I hopnestly thought bonnar won a unanimous decision. I had the first round scored 10-9 Griffin. but rounds 2 & 3 10-9 for bonnar. Anyways -controversal the decision was, Fight was definitely the besat ever fight in ufc history. Enjoy the match all. so you wanna be an ultimate fighter!Add to My Profile | More Videos

Polar Bears
A baby polar bear asked, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, you're a polar bear." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, I am a polar bear." "Is Father?" "Yes, Father is a polar bear." "Is Aunt Anna a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, Aunt Anna is a polar bear. Why do you ask?" "Oh, nothing." The baby polar bear asked his father, "Dad, am I a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Mom a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Aunt Anna a polar bear?" "Yes, son. Why do you ask? What's the problem?" The baby polar bear replied, "I'm freezing my a$s off!"

~!~a Wish~!~
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space

Heat
We came together In a frenzied embrace Mouths locked, Nostrils flared Snorting like fighting bulls Kissing, stroking, groping Fumbling with buttons and belts Hooks and eyes Until we lay in a heap Disordered in our semi nakedness I caressed her breasts Teasing her nipples First with fingers Before attending to them orally I moved my hand across her soft belly And pulled up her skirt My mouth alternated between Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth My slipped under her skirt And I reached up Until I felt the silk of her underwear I pulled them down to her ankles urgently Then I moved my hand steadily Up her long stockined leg From ankle to calf to her inner thigh The soft naked flesh above her stocking Before combing my fingers through Her luxuriant growth She turned her attentions once again To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue I cupped her pubic bone in my hand And rocked it gently Then I slipped my fingers between her lips Into the cream

Barbecue Sauce
Barbecue Sauce Recipe By : Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Sauces Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 3 cups Onions -- chopped 1/4 cup Honey 1 tablespoon Garlic -- chopped 2 tablespoons Lemon juice 1 cup Sweet pepper -- chopped 1 tablespoon Salt 1/2 cup Parsley -- dried 3 tablespoons Lea & Perrins 1 cup Dry white wine 1/2 teaspoon Mint -- dried 3 tablespoons Vinegar 1 tablespoon Liquid smoke 2 cups Ketchup 1/2 tablespoon Louisiana hot sauce Place all ingredients in a pot that is big enough to hold them. Bring to a boil. Cook, covered, on low heat for several hours.

Wolves Amongst The Sheep By Before God
Wolves Amongst The Sheep Amonst the weak we roam in the days light, or cloaked in darkness hunters of the night. In search of those who've led our pack astray, we move in for the kill, then into the night we fade away. The only thing better than the catch is the chase. When your heart beats faster, your fear I can taste. Scream now but no one shall hear your cries, there's no one to save you, tonight...my wolves we dine. Invisible by the light, terror by the night, teeth shinning bright. ...WOLVES AMONGST THE SHEEP! Swift and silent terror, killing without error, no feeling of care...WOLVES AMONGST THE SHEEP! Emerging from the ruins, stalking by the moon, death approaches soon, WOLVES AMONGST THE SHEEP! Hear the midnight howl, beasts on the prowl, seeking out the fowl, WOLVES AMONGST THE SHEEP! Centuries have passed,we've survived the test of time,as masters of survival, and defenders of our kind. Foolish men have made atempts to drive us from our homes, as masters o

Kiss
I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin 'neath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face

If Only ;)
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 17:40 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Son of LibertyDate: September 30, 2007 8:31 PMBody: Need anymore be said?Get yours and show the world how you feel and what you believe.BraceletPeace and Truth,Kevin ~ Son of Liberty

All Purpose Marinade
All Purpose Marinade Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Sauces On The Grill Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 3 cups Dry white wine 1/2 teaspoon Cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon Onion powder 1/2 cup Soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon Garlic powder Mix all ingredients together. Marinate the meat (beef, pork, chicken, or game) for 3 to 6 hours, then use the marinade as a basting sauce as the meat cooks on the grill. From Justin Wilson's "Outdoor Cooking With Inside Help"

~!~the Meaning~!~
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

In The Afterglow
She lay serenely in the afterglow The sweat of passion spent Vaporized and no more Her hair tousled, frames a peaceful face The red glow of the cheeks still visible Her eyes resting, her mouth open slightly Her full lips still moist, her pale skin smooth No hint remains of what passed The contortions of orgasm Which were etched into her innocent face Linger no more but shall again soon She lies beneath a silken sheet Stretched more tightly across her breasts Showing them in sharp relief The cool air from the open window Arouses her nipples Which stand proud through the silk She murmurs in her sleep and squirms in unison As her arousal continues elsewhere If her lover does not return Her satisfaction will be in her own hand

Beautiful People
The most beautiful people that we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss and have found their way out of the depths. These people have an appreciation,sensitivity and an understanding of life that fill's them with compassion, gentleness and a deep, loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen. By Elizabeth Kubler Ross

Red Hot
The first thing I noticed Was the sun on her red hair Turning it to blazing fire As it tumbled Onto the white flesh of her shoulders The pastel shades Of her meagre top Struggled to contain the vibrancy of her breasts And her naked midriff tantalized The waistband of her skirt sat on her hips While the white cotton below Encased her rolling buttocks and strong thighs A gust of summer breeze Lifted her skirt allowing glimpses of her white thighs Then as she walked The sunlight behind her illuminated her form More than hinting at the delights Contained within the cotton of her skirt My thoughts then turned From her flaming red hair To a burning desire

Into The Infinity Of Thoughts By Emperor
Note: This is a rather dark song! I have always found the lyrics haunting. Many thanks to my Warrior friend, who introduced me to Emperor and Black Metal about a year ago. These words are transcribed here, for him! Thank you, dear Warrior friend! As the Darkness creeps over the Northern mountains of Norway and the silence reach the woods, I awake and rise... Into the night I wander, like many nights before, And like in my dreams but centuries ago. Under the moon, under the trees. Into the Infinity of Darkness, beyond the light of a new day, into the frozen nature, chilly Beyond the warmth of the dying sun. Hear the whispering of the wind, the Shadows calling... I gaze into the moon which grants me visions these twelve full moon nights of the year, And for each night the light of the holy disciples fade away. Weaker and weaker, one by one. I gaze into the moon which Makes my mind pure as crystal lakes, My eyes cold as the darkest winter nights, but yet, there is a flame

Wolf Like Me
Say say my playmate wont you lay hands on me mirror my malady transfer my tragedy Got a curse i cannot lift shines when the sunset shifts when the moon is round and full gotta bust that box gotta gut that fish My mind's aflame We could jet in a stolen car but i bet we wouldnt get too far before the transformation takes and bloodlust tanks and crave gets slaked My mind has changed my bodys frame but god i like it my hearts aflame my bodys strained but god i like it My mind has changed my bodys frame but god i like it my hearts aflame my bodys strained but god i like it Charge me your day rate ill turn you out in kind when the moon is round and full gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mongrel mind baby doll i recognize you're a hideous thing inside if ever there were a lucky kind it's you you you you I know its strange another way to get to know you you'll never know unless we go so let me show you i know its strange another way to get

Family ... Nowhere To Hide That Many Bodies.
Now we know that there are no perfect families in this life, no matter how many Andy Griffith reruns we watch, however I think mine has their own special gift. Mine manages to make me feel absolutely unimportant and invisible every time I'm around them. It's like magic. I show up at a function and WHAM, despite having 5 aunts, 5 uncles, and 9 cousins, there's absolutely not a one of them that cares to talk to me for more then 2 minutes. Every job I get, I get told that well that's good for someone who hasn't been to college. Now that I'm back in college, I get asked what could I do with a medical paperwork certification, and told oh that's nice but what till you hear what my kid is doing. When I got married, half of them didn't show. Only two of them remembered my birthday this year and my family has always sent cards for every event in their children's lives and their own. If I don't help in the kitchen on holidays I get told I'm lazy. If I go in and try to help, I'm in the w

~!~sensual~!~
We meet in the doorway, the moonlight through the windows casting a silver sheen on your raven tresses. The candles give a golden glow to the ivory negligee that parts just enough to allow me a glimpse of your silken breasts yet still hiding the treasures of your secret places. We speak no words, but enfold each other in a tender embrace. I gently turn your face up to kiss you, your cheeks, your neck, your eyes, and finally your sweet lips. As we kiss, you move your body so your thigh is pressing my awakening flesh and mine can feel the rising heat of you. The negligee slips from your shoulders and falls to the floor, as does my robe, so we may stand skin on skin as we caress each other. Back, shoulders, arm, hair, all come under our questing touch. As your lips part to receive that intimate kiss, my hands of their own accord reach down to cup the sensuous curves of your bottom and draw you nearer to me. You guide us to the bed and we lower to it still holding each other. I gently t

Racism
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, th

Love
I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved.

Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH... > > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: > 1. He called everyone brother. > 2. He liked Gospel. > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: > 1. He went into His Father's business. > 2. He lived at home until he was 33. > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He > was God. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: > 1. He talked with His hands. > 2. He had wine with His meals. > 3. He used olive oil. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a > Californian: > 1. He never cut His hair. > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. > 3. He started a new religion. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an > American Indian: > 1. He was at peace with nature. > 2. He ate a lot of fish. > 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. > > But then there were 3 e

~!~forgiveness~!~
What is forgiving? Forgiving is giving up all claims on the one who has hurt you and letting go of the emotional consequences of the hurt. How can we do that? It's done at the price of beating back our pride. By nature we are selfish. Forgiving by definition is unselfish. Being hurt by another person wounds our pride. Pride stands in the way of forgiveness! • When most people think of forgiveness, they think of changing their feeling toward someone who has wronged them, of teary-eyed sweetness replacing anger and a thirst for revenge. But forgiveness is not a feeling at all. It is a choice you make, which may go against every self-centered fiber of your being. So forget the easy, mushy sentiment that the world inserts into the idea. True, you may feel some emotions when you forgive, perhaps gladness at being reconciled and close again. But if you are acting only on sentimental impulse, there's no assurance that your forgiveness will last beyond that impulsive moment. True forgivenes

Hey Lo & Lette's Lets Get This F*cker
hay homies this punk went after a lette just cuz she's big well i think he looks like a punk that needs a ass kicking to me cuz i don't care what size you are every one is all the same to me but this guy has no wright so if you would let him no how we feel please MMFWCL Jared the Dragon@ fubar (repost of original by '~DJ TWIZTID JUGGALETE ~' on '2007-09-30 16:57:22')

Clueless Young Men
of course, this brief "exchange" has to be read bottom to top... d****cigs: ill just block u tho.ur a fat miserable c-nt [u included in original] d****cigs: um excuse for me just asking how you are ->d****cigs: um...lol, still not chatting, hon. d****cigs: ty.how are you tonight ------------------- the "thank you" was for acceding to his request that i re-add him as a friend after he'd accidentally deleted his entire friends list. given that we'd had some back-and-forth on that subject, i'm not sure how he missed reading my profile (i can't be any clearer. i've tried). At any rate, i thought my reply was pretty good-natured and not deserving of the venom. I'm pretty sure *i'm* not the "miserable" one here.;-) anyway, this reminds me to go back to blocking shouts. sigh.

~!~rules Of Dating Me~!~
Ok, Ladies and Gentleman You ask what am I looking for in life and in a Woman. Its very simple I am looking for a Real Woman who is REAL. You said that is easy enough but here is a Few Helpful Hints to Easy the Getting to know you more stage! Top Five Rules! 1) Be Truthful on who you are and what you do in life! (I mean don't give me a bunch of bullshit about who you are cause I am to damn old to play the damn games). 2) Time is Money! (I mean I am a busy man that is handling a career and two twin girls so please understand if you tell me you will be back in a few minutes then come back or at lease come back and take yourself off line). 3) Communication is Golden! (Lord, People I am 31 years old and If you aren't willing to set down and have a conversation then don't even bother). 4) Life isn't in a Bottle! (Please don't do drugs or drink beer, whiskey or anything other then cokes, water, and tea). 5) Be a Good Roll Model! (I have twin girls that is in my life comp

Take Me Away - Calgon
I’m not sure if you can still buy Calgon, but I think I could be in one of their commercials right now and represent the product quite proudly. I wouldn’t care how big the production crew and how many cameras there are. Show me a warm bath overflowing with bubbles and I’d strip down and jump in quicker than… well… quicker than I can eat a bag of those new dark chocolate M&M’s… because it’s really a coin toss which I need worse. I don’t know why they use those perfect-haired-models in bubble bath commercials. They don’t look like they’ve had a rough day. Or week. Or month. Or life. These so-called-creative ad agencies need to use a strung out woman with six kids and a traveling husband. Distract her kids and put her in a peaceful bubble bath for 15 minutes. Let’s see if she comes out a new woman. If she does, I’m sold. Reality commercials. It should be the next fad.

007 Star Pays Tribute To Maxwell Miss Moneypenny Actress Dies
007 star pays tribute to Maxwell Miss Moneypenny Actress Dies 007 star pays tribute to Maxwell Actress Lois Maxwell, who played Miss Moneypenny in 14 James Bond movies, has died in Australia aged 80. Bond star Sir Roger Moore, who had known her for more than 60 years, spoke to the BBC about his friend and co-star. I'd known Lois from the beginning of my acting career, we were both drama students at Rada in 1944 and 1945. We first played opposite each other in Pride and Prejudice. I was Darcy, she was Elizabeth. She was a very fine actress with a great sense of humour. I think it was a great disappointment to her that she had not been promoted to play M. She would have been a wonderful M. Lois was wonderful, absolutely perfect casting. It was a great pity that after I moved out of Bond, that they didn't take her on to continue in the Timothy Dalton films. She had a tremendous sense of humour. She used to sing dirty songs, from the Canadian women's army in which

Do This
1. Would you mind me being in control? 2. Would you like me to pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you moan or hold all ur feelings in? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you let me give you a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. How fast u think u could make me "burst"? 18. Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Do u think I could make u have a orgasm?

35-7 Victory Over The Rams
Final 1 2 3 4 Score St. Louis 0 7 0 0 7 Dallas « 0 14 21 0 35 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 35 - RAMS 7 Cowboys Bulldoze Rams 35-7 to Improve to 4-0 The Dallas Cowboys continued their perfect season today, trouncing the Rams 35-7 at Texas Stadium Sunday, improving to 4-0 on the season for the 1st time since 1995, the year of their last Super Bowl Title. "Four-and-oh is nice," Phillips said. "It doesn't put us in the Super Bowl, it doesn't put us in the playoffs. But it's good that we're there." The game started off slowly for the Cowboys, as they managed just 3 1st downs in their first 4 possessions, punting all three times. Things would begin in the 2nd quarter though, as things began to get exciting. On Dallas' 1st drive of the 2nd quarter, after throwing his only INT of the game, he led the Cowboys down the field on an 8 play 80-yard drive that ended in a Julius Jones 2-yard TD run to make it 7-0 Cowboys. After forcing another Rams punt and getting the ball back, the

Opportunity
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards.

Penetration
I reveal my naked goose bumped soul like a virgin awaiting rape. But only in your blanket arms do I find protection from the electric razor-edged warmth of the world. You penetrate my soul. I shudder upon impact. I hear you. I hear your words caress my skin like a knife, cuts like the truth. Stings like it's real. The pain. The pain. I must escape the pain. Hide from your penetration. Your words echo from a distance as though I'm under water. But I can only drown while I look at you through watery eyes.

Dj Reaper
The REBEL REAPER IS COMING FOR YOU LIVE IN THE FIRE PIT CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER ^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ REBEL REAPER IS KILLING THE AIR WAVE AT THE FIRE PIT .... WATCH OUT HE MAYBE COMING FOR YOU SO COME AND CHECK HIM OUT AND SEE WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS UP ...............

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Discovery at the Pad (left to right) *MS-1 Scott E. Parazynski, *MS-3 Douglas H. Wheelock, *MS-2 Stephanie Wilson, Pilot-George D. Zamka, Mission Commander Pamela Melroy, ISS Flight Engineer Daniel M. Tani and *MS-4 Paolo A. Nespoli(Italy) (*MS=Mission Specialist) Crew Notes: Pamela Melroy will be the second woman to command a space shuttle mission, after Eileen Collins(commanded STS-114, first flight after the loss of STS-107 Columbia). The third woman selected as shuttle pilot, Susan Kilrain, left NASA without commanding a mission. Peggy Whitson, who will be commanding the ISS Expedition 16 crew will receive STS-120, will be the first female ISS commander. STS-120 will be the first time that two female mission commanders are in orbit at the same time. Space Shuttle Discovery sits atop of Launch Pad 39. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Sept. 30, 2:45 p.m. EDT Space shuttle Discovery arrived at Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, resting on the h

Sighssssss
Well it's Sunday and ive had an awful weekend. I found out that a good friend is not a good friend anymore,,,sometimes i wonder if it is all worth it,,,it tired of being judged by how i look ,,,,i have a hugs heart and i am a caring and giving person ,,,so my new motto is ,,,you dont like me for me than get lost sandy

Angel
I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved.

Song Survey
HERE'S SOMETHING TO GET ALL YOU MUSIC LOVERS THINKIN. JUST POST THE SONG YOU THINK OF FOR EACH SITUATION THEN REPOST AS SONG SURVEY. 1.) SONG THAT SUMS YOU UP: Eminem - the way i am 2.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE: Aaliyah - one in a million 3.) MOST OVERPLAYED SONG ON THE RADIO: definitely that damn irreplaceable song by beyonce 4.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: Rich Boy - just bought a cadillac remix(it just does ok lol) 5.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR BEST FRIEND: Alkaholics - only when im drunk(Marti) Mark Morrison - return of the mack(Sam) 6.) SONG THAT MAKES YOU CRY: Lenny Williams - I love you(not really though) 7.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF HIGH SCHOOL: DMX - hows it goin down 8.) SONG YOU HEARD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR FIRST CAR: Fabolous - into you 9.) SONG YOU HEARD ON YOUR FIRST DATE: TLC - Red Light Special 10.) SONG YOU'D DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING: Alicia Keys - Diary 11.) SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SUMMERTIME: G

Will It Ever End
WE HAVE TALKED YET AGAIN AND OFTEN I WONDER JUST WHAT HE IS LIKE...THE REAL HIM HE HAS SUCH A INDEPTH THINKING PROCESS THAT IT BOGGELS THE MIND ...I ONLY KNOW THAT EACH DAY BRINGS US CLOSER AND EACH NITE IS HELL FOR I DREAM...OH GOD THE DREAMS...DO THEY STOP DO I EVEN WANT THEM TO STOP...??? TO MAY ? TO HAVE TO MANY ANSWERS TO SORT OUT HOW DOES IT END ....I FIND MY SELF BELIEVING IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT THAT THIS MIGHT BE IT...THAN I REMBER HE IS JUST A VOICE ONLY WORDS IN A SHOUT BOX..HE ISNT REAL...LIKE MY DREAMS HE IS UNTOUCHABLE...WHO IS HE I OFTEN ASK THAT ...AGAIN IS THIS LOVE OR LUST

Attention!!!!!!!!!!!! Plz Add This Person To Ure Friends List(repost)
hello all Budwiser here i met a new person today and he is really cool i want all of my friends to go pay him a visit and show his profile sum luv here is the link to his profile http://fubar.com/user/737879

To Those Of You Who Respond To My Blogs
Thank you sooooo much! I appreciate you taking the time out to read them, rate and comment. It's nice to see that I'm not alone in my thoughts. I love you all and so enjoy the time I do get to spend talking with you. You make my day and I hope in some little way I do the same for you. There are a lot of beautiful people on this site and I have made some amazing friends. I just wish we could all get along as well as I do with those of you that care. Sometimes I'm having a real bad day, either from work, kids acting up or whatever and then I see your comments or talk to you and you bring a smile to my face and an awesome feeling to my heart. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart and wish I could meet you all to give you a hug and say thank you, Muahs to you all!!!

Dj Switchblade Djin In Hydaway Only Today
/www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50077" target="_new">a> THE FUBAR HOUSE PARTY AT HYDAWAY RADIO DJ SwITCH DJ Switch @ Hydaway Radio. so come in and say hi!! Just click the banner

Help Me Out Plz
I am sure that I have friends out the right now I have helped in a contest or level. Well now I am asking for you to please help me. I need help getting my friend back into first. He is a great guy and well I wanna see him win.

Tories Plan Get-tough National Drug Strategy
Tories plan get-tough national drug strategy ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 16:50 Tories plan get-tough national drug strategyLast Updated: Saturday, September 29, 2007 | 9:24 PM ET The Canadian Press Health Minister Tony Clement will announce the Conservative government's anti-drug strategy this week with a stark warning: "The party's over" for illicit drug users."In the next few days, we're going to be back in the business of an anti-drug strategy," Clement told The Canadian Press. "In that sense, the party's over."Shortly after taking office early last year, the Conservatives decided not to go ahead with a Liberal bill to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana.Since then, the number of people arrested for smoking pot has jumped dramatically in several Canadian cities, in some cases jumping by more than one third.Toronto, Vancouver, Ottawa and Halifax all reported increases of between 20 and 50 per cent in 2006 of a

More Poems
You Don't See Me © By Miriam P. Taina I see you staring at me, but you never truly see, why I love you, oh, so much, when you're so out of touch. Feelings that we could have shared, you flung behind without a care. It seems so hard to let you go, and the process is so slow. I don't know whether I should stay, and waste another day away. I do know, though, that all this pain, will soon drive me insane. You don't feel me loving you, and you just can't seem to get a clue. You don't see me cry inside, and in you I know I can't confide. Yet still I find that you are blind, to things meant to be kind. You know nothing of my fears, and are unaware of all my tears. I know I really can't deny, things I feel as I look you in the eye. So who will help me make it though? Who will tell me what to do? How come every time I see your face, for me there's never any space? Maybe someday you'll see me differently, so until then, I'll be waiting sil

We Are C.h.a.n.g.e. Confronts Bill Clinton (new)
WE ARE C.H.A.N.G.E. CONFRONTS BILL CLINTON (NEW) Body: *REPOST THIS BULLETIN*(to repost hit reply then copy code then paste code onto your bulletin) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Marc sound Date: Sep 30, 2007 4:38 PM From: robert Date: 01 Oct 2007, 00:29

Repost-repost-repost-did I Say Repost?
Repost-Repost-repost-Did I say Repost? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: FREE Date: 30 Sep 2007, 16:40 Mark Koernke, said today on The Intel Repot today that:"…this whole thing with the Veteran's disarmament bill is part of this overall package because again people there is an agenda a foot. Now we worked on this this week and we got a conformation in a round about way. Now there has been a lot of people talking about the fact that Remington, Winchester, and Federal cartridge have all announced that they are not going to be selling any more ammunition to the general population. They are not going to sell components such as bullets or primers either. Now everybody heard about that this has been under the table. What ever stocks and inventories are out there are out there when they exhaust there are going to be bare shelves or at least there is going to be a great reduction in what they make available. So my co host Don called Remington, Winchester

Quick Update:
My buddy is back on nthe ventilator; having some breathing issues... more from not wanting to take a deep breath after having his chest cracked open than from anything else, but they're labeling it pulmonary edema anyway... looks like he'll be staying in Florida for a couple of extra weeks, although he's definitely not seeing the best parts of the state... thanks for all the prayers etc... more later - S

Re: Something To Think About
RE: Something To Think About ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 30 Sep 2007, 16:36 thanks♂ Georgilla Ћe Guerrilla ♀THE REAL DEALThe prison industry in the United States: big business or a new form of slavery?BY VICKY PELAEZ (Taken from El Diario-La Prensa, New York)HUMAN rights organizations, as well as political and social ones, are condemning what they are calling a new form of inhumane exploitation in the United States, where they say a prison population of up to 2 million – mostly Black and Hispanic – are working for various industries for a pittance. For the tycoons who have invested in the prison industry, it has been like finding a pot of gold. They don’t have to worry about strikes or paying unemployment insurance, vacations or comp time. All of their workers are full-time, and never arrive late or are

Can Youuuu???
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

Persist
A friend sent this to me and I had to share it this. It home so much. Dreams don't always come true And that I have to accept But you were so much better than the rest, You always cared and always loved. You were always there when push came to shove. I wanted so badly to have you near But its someone else who you hold dear. Persist you once told me Cause your dreams might come true. But when you gave me this advice Did you know that my dream was you . Sometimes I think you did But then I'm not so sure. It doesn't really matter anyway Cause your advice I chose to ignore. How could I persist once I knew the truth. I couldn't even pretend to not know Cause you had given me proof. I dealt with it the best I could And tried to hide my feelings from you. But deep down inside of me I am sure that you still knew. So I just sit and wait And check the mail each day I hope that your home real soon Cause I'm lonely with you away.

Comments
I just don't get it? I get wonderful comments from my friends, some saying they love me, miss me, hugs and kisses, etc and then I get some that get all pissed off because I get those kind. I love all my friends and appreciate it when they tell me the same. If you want to come to my page and show me love, make comments or whatever please do, but if you're just going to come on here and get upset because you see such comments then please don't come to it. I am not out to hurt anyone, piss them off or whatever, just to talk with those of you that are such wonderful people. Lately I have been getting a lot of drama and I just don't need it. I have enough problems and don't need the aggrivation of some that seem to get off on trying to get me upset. You either like me, love me or hate me, if it's the last one, stay away!

I Need Some New Ideas!?!?!
Ok.. I am having pic block here LOl tryin to get some new ideas for pics I can take... was hoping you could help me out in giving me some ideas??? Anything can help at this point! LOL Craig

Come What(ever) May
Okay, so this is what I decided. I just don’t give a shit anymore. Nope. I am just going to stop worrying about what lies ahead. I have no fucking control over it. It’s not worth the added stress. I am just going to lay back and let whatever happen…well…happen….

Life
Well I am 1 week away from the moving date. The move it elf isn't bothering me at all. Whats bothering me is I still have no place to live.... Out of all the friends I have and spoke to only 2 of them are really concerned about my welfair. What really sucks is what family I do have left dont even care. Sometimes I really wonder what is going wrong with people today.

What A Blow Out!!!!
Seattle 23 vs. San Francisco 3 But, I believe that until Alexander is completely recovered Mike should use Maurice Morris and Weaver more and let Shaun rest and heal that hand. Now Seattle is standing alone as # 1 in the NFC west. Now to go into Pittsburgh next week and beat them.

My Status..
Just in case it is wondered about my status.. It is a gospel song I am continually listening to and not referring to anyone in general... Long weekend or a short one I should say.. Just making it day by day...

Cute Italian Jokes
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." -------------------------------------------------- This Italian guy had never played golf before and so asked for some tips before starting the game. An American player decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball. The American said, "You take this stick and hit the balls so that they roll into the hole". The Ame

Upcoming Rockford Chariots Schedule
October 19 Rock Valley College Exhibition - 7:00 PM October 27 - 28 Lake Michigan Conference Tournament - Grand Rapids, MI November 17 - 18 HOME: Rockford Chariots Fall Invitational Nov. 30 - Dec. 2 Charlottesville Cardinals Invitational - Charlottesville, VA January 26 - 27 Arkansas Tournament - Little Rock, AR February 1 - 3 Lexington, KY - Blue Grass Invitational February 16 - 17 HOME: Rockford Chariots Spring Fling March 15 - 16 Division 2 Regional - Site TBA March 28 - 29 Lexington, KY - NWBA Division 2 Final Four HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!

Who Are You?
Are you the person I think you are? Or are you who you WANT me to think you are? Ok, so thats a lot of what the internet is... an illusion. Its a tough concept for me since I trust and believe in people so easily. I can look down my family list here on fubar and I see some people who I know are full of it in their stories. Even had the chance to meet a few of them to know that. But its not just an internet thing. Just look at my former employer and what they did to me with not paying. SO you don't think I am paranoid I know there are some who are wonderful. To look at my family, Persia and Ruby make me laugh somuch and well they couldn't be so crazy unless they really were. HellzAngel is a sweetheart (I know I promised never to ruin her rep and say that lol). Sexy Eyes, Devine TxRose,Shell, And Lizzy are always there to make me feel better and let me know they care. And Kandy is always around to make me smile and to feel special. All I ask of my friends is honesty..

Listen To Your Heart
I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea. You've built a love but that love falls apart. Your little piece of heaven turns too dark. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile. The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea. They're swept away and nothing is what is seems, the feeling of belonging to your dreams. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. And there are voices that want to be heard. So much to mention but you can't find the words. The scent of magic, the beauty that's been when love was wilder th

Some Cute Jewish Jokes
Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?" The waiter said, "I no know. I go to kitchen and ask manager." After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews." -------------------------------------------------- A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d. The man asked, "G-d, what's a million years to you?" And G-d said, "A minute." Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" And G-d said, "A penny." Then the man asked, "G-d ... can I have a penny?" And G-d said, "Sure ... In a minute." -------------------------------------------------- An old Jewish grandfather was taking care of his two y

My Deepest Thoughts
its raining here, the pittering of it makes me want to curl up in the bed and sleep till it stops lol i have alot on my mind these days and yet icant make heads or tails of it, so i sit here in front of the computer (new one) and think of silly things to say or do. and yet still the boredon runs the day for me. like a lurking ghost who cant lweave til he or she is released somehow from its earthly bonds. Rain...gods stop already! lol

Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John replied, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her about it just to be sure." John sat down and wrote: "Dear Mom, I'm not saying you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been miss

Packers Rock The Dome Baby!
Breaking all kinds of records once again is #4 at his apex with a fantastic team backing him up. 4-0 and 422 passing Marino up by two today. What more can we say? I know I get all kinds of flack being a Packer fan in Cowboy country but all they can say is 5 Super Bowls.... did anyone catch all the MVP high lights on the Packers ... especially Farve? Holding the NFC record for most division championships, most MVP's in the NFL, and so much more. Yeah, a lot of people say Farve is over rated and too old... "he should have retired years ago". I say, you’re just mad because your team couldn’t get him to come to you with the promise of more $$$. Farve is one of the true blue football players in the NFL. He plays for the game not the $$. He respects all teams and has shown nothing but love through his career. So the next time you feel the need to speed our Packers off the pike take a breather ‘cuz we're just warmin’ up baby!! SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!!!!!!

Poems I Like And Some That I Can Relate Too.
Inspirational Poem The Person I Long To Be © By Victoria A. Mogyorosi The day light breaks again Another day has begun. But still no sleep has come. My body is weary My mind overworked. I lie awake thinking But what I am unsure. I need to break free from the cycle I endure. Everyday is the same and the nights are undistinguished. I feel as though I am being pushed along with the tide Unable to break free from the everyday flow. This is not me I need to change, before time takes over And I am unable to change. I need to be freed from the grasp of ordinary And become that person I have always longed for. Express myself in every way, and conquer the dreams as I lie awake. Then I may fall asleep and put my mind to rest. Make changes in my life and help those in need. I would like to touch everyone's life in a positive way And leave my mark on society before I fade away. When Love really arrives © By Norma Guihurt When True Love stays asi

Wedding
Please come to my wedding I would like all my friends and family to be there..lol even if you hate fubar weddings I want to make this exciting..and its going to be LIVE ON AIR!!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50096 or Click on the bouncer Lookin Guy Under My Lounges on my Profile

Family Call Out
This has been copied and reposted from the family blog. Please read this blog and respond to the family blog. Everyone please read and post a reply that you have read this please SHE IS IN THIRD AND I KNOW THE FUBOMBERS ARE BETTER THAN THAT....We are not going to let her lose...If we can slam down 8,000 comments in 2 hours during bombfests then we can get her into first in one night...Starting at 6pm central time/7p Eastern through 10p Eastern we are going to have our own FUBOMBERS BOMBFEST ON THIS PIC.....Let me know you will be there....We need to get her so far ahead the others have to take off work to catch up!!!! ...Here is the direct clickable link. Every bomber that shows up tonight and bomb hard for at least 2 of the 3 hours of this bombfest will have their name put in a drawing for a 1 day blast...I will draw the name from the hat after the bombfest is over and whoever my 7 yr old daughter picks out of the hat randomly will get a one day blast from me....How'

Hard Day....pleasant Night?
The day has been long, full of sadness...a few smiles here and there. The weather has been perfect all day long. I turned off my A/C this afternoon and opened the windows. Its been breezy and cool which is very abnormal for Florida this time of year. This weather invigorates me...it has made this hard day a little more bearable. There are a few more tears to be shed before the sun sets today...but overall I do feel better. I changed my skin on my profile to a single yellow rose which was her favorite flower...its a pleasant reminder of her.

Probation?
Well tomorrow morning should be the magical 5 day thing that most tell me you are banned for.Somehow though I think its going to be longer. I miss commenting friends pics and bulletins:( I owe so many people a thank you pimpout for helping me level!Dont think I have forgot!Its just that my hands are tied right now with this bullshit so here and pms are pretty much the only place I can tell you how much I miss you all and appreciate you! Fingers crossed! TTFN, Tina for those lost on what im talking about read the enough already blogs!I can actually link you to a blog that has the direct copy and paste of the controversial bulletin if you want.

I Guess Thats Why The Call It The Blues
I guess thats why the call it the blues I sit here, Trembling hands huddled over the keyboard, Trying to take the words out of my head, And let them run free right here on this page. My stomach is in knots, I'm dizzy with nerves and fear. Why am I here, Oh why am I here? A colored fog in the distance, Shading the light I see, It blinds me Causing me to stumble, Stumble, Stumble. I'm searching for the answers, Trying to find the truth, Hoping for a some kind of guide To lead me to it. I stumble, Stumble, Stumble. I've heard that love will supply the answers, To most of life's questions, But all I've seemed to find Is just more questions. Why does it hurt, When the phone doesn't ring? Why is the pain so intense, When I can't hear you say my name? Why is the darkness, Never this dark when you are near? Why do I always pray That you were here? Why can't I find a medium ground, On which to stand, When all that is below me,

My Point Of View
I'm not sure how many of the ladies out there have noticed this, but I wanted to share a bit of something that I myself have realized recently. I've been meeting people online for a couple of years now, some I've met in person, while others prefer to just 'visit' online. Which is the reason for my blog. For centuries there has been an issue with men calling women "cock teases" when the woman doesn't "put out" at the specified time that the man thinks it is appropriate for the woman to do so. And I say, time to take your turn at the plate boys, because from where I'm standing, the roles are definitely reversed. I've met several men online, big and tall, short and fat, young and older, and they all feel that they have something special for the ladies. Promises are made, and assurances are given, yet nothing comes to fruition. There are emails, and texts, instant messages and phone calls, all about the same thing, wanting the same thing, assurances that only "they" can give you w

Satans Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in Dublin wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

190 Monks Reported Slaughtered!
190 monks reported slaughtered! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ۞ƒåbuløusÐISASTER۞ Date: 30 Sep 2007, 14:15 A Sad Thanks 2 Lauren (vegemini) Terrie Elsewhere's DaughterI just received this by email, checked it out and found it posted on the Buddhist Peace Fellowship website. Truly horrifying!Sept 28, 07:Update 9/28/07:A dispatch received from someone with a relative in Yangon (Rangoon), via Richard Reoch of Shambhala:We just got phone call with our sister living in Yangon about a few hours ago. We saw on BBC world, saying that 200 monks were arrested. The true picture is far worse. For one instance, the monastery at an obscure neighborhood of Yangon, called Ngwe Kyar Yan (on Wei-za-yan-tar Road, Yangon) had been raided early this morning.A troop of lone-tein (riot police comprised of paid thugs) protected by the military trucks, raided the monastery with 200 studying monks. They systematically ordered all the monks to line up and ba

From A Guy Who Don't Take No Shit From Anyone!!!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ... Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a

Relationship 2- Me 0
Relationship 2- Me 0 Why are relationships so very difficult? I think this may be the question of the ages *sigh* You find someone that takes an interest in you, and you take an interest back, you think things are going grand and then the brakes come on! Perhaps I expect too much, I don't know. I don't want to be someones part time girl (friend/lover/significant other)available only on their terms, and at their convenience. That's not what relationships are about, or at least that what I was raised to believe, but it doesn't seem to really work that way, not from my experience. I'm not a collectible Barbie doll, too expensive to be taken off the shelf and played with just in case it breaks. I'm a real live person, just waiting for the right person to come along and pull me off the shelf I'm languishing on, and play with me.

So
so wow things are actually going good...im working and single....i love single life...its good and it workds for me...im just now getting over my ex...which is good...i miss him dearly but i know things will never work with us...its like that daughtry song over you....it works... i know i will always love him but i know that i will never be with him and its a good thing...so now im getting my life together and things work...im spending more time with my family and its good and i work my ass off i have 2 days off a week...which keeps my happy ass out of trouble...so im doing good and things will get better

For My Dad 10/10/38-12/11-03
Daddy © By Brandi D. Bird My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way, but its very hard without you, each and every day. People always tell me, the grieving will subside. But how can it get better, without you by my side. No matter how hard they try, to help me with this pain, I am all consumed by thinking, It will never be the same. I know one day we'll meet, in the Heavens up above. It's the one thing that helps me, to never forget your love. My dearest Daddy, I love you, Your with me every day. I will keep this love within me, until that beautiful day...

Life
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school. It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blond, red, black, or brown or if your skin is too light or too dark. Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and see

Booty Call
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____ day of _____, 2007, by _______________, between _________and__________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your

Another Random Thought
Alright I've noticed that when I talk to people if I havent talked to them in a while and I tell them that I am thinking of them, they always say "no your not." I think about everyone I talk to on here, your all on my mind even when I'm not talking with you. Its hard to not have you all on my mind I like being on Fubar and you all are the reason I stay.

Softball
As we have done for about the last 4 years, several volunteers showed up at the Royals annual associate picnic to participate in playing softball on the actual playing field of Kauffman Stadium, home of the Major League baseball team Kansas City Royals.... I had three hits out of three at bats: a triple, double and a single....those hits make me 8 for 10 in the last 3 years that I've participated.... This time, one of my teammates saw my play out there and was giving me special attention every day after those games....one day, he greeted me by saying,"wassup big playmaker." lol nobody has ever called me that before....I told him that I was wondering if he was treating me the way he was because he liked what he saw me do in softball....he just giggled....I gained a new buddy just by having fun and playing the game of softball that day....and softball is like heaven on earth for me....

What A Man Hears
What a woman says: Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now! What a man hears: C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

Lost Reasons [chicks Rule]
love will find it's way I know that sounds crazy. My love goes on, Like my life maybe? I'm afraid to say, Where I'll be next. I'm scared to say If I'm wrong or correct. I'm nobody's fool, As someone once said. I like to lead, And not be lead. It's okay, I'm living on the edge. I only said one thing in my heart, This is my love I pledge. Don't play for something, that you're never gonna keep. Because I know in the end, I'll be the one to weep. Don't feed my mind, With useless bullshit that you know. This isn't your game anymore, What you want isn't shown. I don't know Why you play with my mind. I'm not wrong, I'm not some kind of crime. I want to be left alone, to fend for myself. I don't carry my money, My love can't be bought by wealth. Don't tell me you love me, I know that ain't true. What are you playing me for, Some kind of fool? Don't tell you're here to play, Cause I'm not here to stay. I don't care if you fooled me, This is a brand new day

You Already Know
You come to me In sweet dreams That I never want to end. And tell secrets To my soul I never will forget. You kiss my forehead And my nose so soft, Like angel wings. It's almost Like you're here When I remember these things. Watching me sleeping, I feel your breath on my neck And it sends chills to my toes. Oh how I love you But guess what? You already know.

Sanity
Once again i was tested, but somehow i kept my cool. For awhile there i was scared, thinking i was going to end up being the fool. You really had me going, with false pretenses of love. I thought you were someone special, a gift from up above. You tried to grab my heart, and completely over take me. And for awhile you had it, but it really wasnt meant to be. Because i have looked into your eyes, and saw what you was really about. You could never love me for me, so there was always that doubt. That you would never change, No matter how hard i tried. I didnt want to deal with that hardship, i couldnt handle all your cries. I tried to comfort you as a friend, but you completly shut me out. You refused to let me talk, no matter what i tried to talk about. So I leave you to yourself, to suck up your own misery. You will no longer bring me down, I am stronger then you will ever be. I thank god for his friendship, that keeps me from going insane. I thank god for his love, that

Next Weekend
Now that the Royals baseball season is over, I have an upcoming Wizards game this coming Friday, a college football classic on Saturday and another Chiefs home game on Sunday.... It's going to be a busy weekend and maybe a long one depending upon how things go....I don't think that really either of the first two games should really be all that bad to work like the Chiefs would be....even though the Chiefs are suck on offense this year, it doesn't mean that it'll make the fans stop coming out and supporting the team all together....most especially when it's a division rivalry game.... My Dad and I both direct traffic for the Chiefs and Wizards but we work at the same intersection only for the Chiefs....our intersection is the busiest intersection of the entire sports complex....my Dad hates being bored and can't stand to not be busy so I let him stand in the middle of the intersection and direct the majority of the traffic while I stand off to the side and help direct one lane of

Kinesic Paper On False Confessions
In a few instances, false confessions could prove dire. They deprive innocent people freedom; as well as, they make a mockery of the legal system from the police on up to the judges and lawyers. As Leo, R. (2003) states, “It is impossible to estimate how many people give false confessions.” Hansen, M. (1999) argues that roughly 14% to 25% of confessions are false. Kassin (2003) states, paraphrased, “73% of defendants give a false confession.” Leo, R. is more reliable since we don’t have the sources required to full know how many people with in the prison system are there only by a statement that they had given during an interrogation was false. Now; Cassell (1999) makes a unique claim, “There are not as many false confessions as the media makes out to be.” My one problem with this statement is that, yes, it might not be as common, but still is our legal system not meant to protect those that are innocent? Therefore, one innocent person due to a false confession is still in the wrong. T

Broken Dreams
Left and broken, did you care? ashamed and scared. Why did you hurt me? Abused and batterd, that's my blood on the floor. Slaves don't get beat this hard, why do you treat me like this for? tortured and hated, I lay crumbled on the dirty mattress. My hair hasn't been combed, and I don't remember putting clean clothes on in forever. I smell of three day old pee. used and betrayed, I know how a motherless child feels. I have nowhere to go, no home, no help. But what does it matter to you? I could stay here, and count the hours until you come back, but I'm scared you'll beat me tonight. "Don't hurt me," I plead with you. But what do you hear? Nothing!! you get what you want, and leave me lying there. I tried to run away, but you found out. a friend of your told you where I was. "You can't hide forever, I'll eventually find you one day," Was all you said to me Before it started again. How could've i been such a foold to believe you? Hurt+beatings don't = lov

I Forgot Myself
I forgot myself for a just a moment; Forgot who I really was. Forgot that someone like you, Couldn't really be interested, In someone like me. Forgot the past Forgot all the previous hurts. I forgot, When I should have remembered. Thank you, For opening old wounds. Thank you, For reviving old hurts. Thank you, For reminding me, Of who I really am. I should have made a pledge, I should have taken a vow. I Should have wrote it on a sticky note And stuck it on the wall. I should have tattooed it on myself, Where I'd never fail to view it. I should have done this and more, So I wouldn't forget you see, Should have taken it to heart, So the hurt wouldn't even phase me. I forgot myself For just a brief moment.

My Apologies
My Friends & Club F.A.R. Family ~ I do apologize for not returning the luv over the past few days. My son & I were involved in an auto accident Thursday afternoon. He was not injured in anyway shape or form, thank the good Lord above but I was bounced around to where I've been sore & bruised. The guy ran a stop sign & smacked into the driver side nose of my van; we're not sure but think it will be totaled. Such fun as the guy had no insurance.... I must get on my soapbox here & beg any of you driving without auto insurance to PLEASE go out on Monday & get some. It's not just for those of us you "might" hit but for yourself. Thankfully I carry uninsured motorist but this 26 yr old is now without his newly purchased vehicle & I'm sorry but I am having a hard time feeling bad for him at this moment. It's all about being responsible; ya know?? Anyway, my little one seems to have no after affect of the accident & his only concern is where is his Bronco Van. Hopefully the auto

Suicidal Love
She took her love To her grave He said I love you too late. She cried Over him not caring Instead of Being in love and sharing. Lovely love A game wasted again with pain This is a waste Love lost again. She cried As she took her love Over another dumb crush Too far above. He's sorry For all he's never said. He cared not enough He only wanted her in bed. She said no like a lady should, She wasn't ready to commit. And being a guy He had a major fit. She took her life Lying on the bed She slept in every night He never knew what she said. He wrote her a poem She wrote him a song. He said love goes far, She said things were wrong. He cried as They lowered her in the ground. He said she shouldn't be dead- That this princess should wear a crown. She left him the song Lying on her forgotten bed. He read what she wrote- Too late, she's dead.

Alone
years ago i learned that we come into this world alone and die alone . it is not the hand you hold at the end that matters only that the time comes quickly and swift . for those thet cry dont cry for you they only cry becuase ther is now a hole in ther life that they cannot fill . when my time comes i hope that no one morns for me , for it will be a wast of tears . I hope that eny that loved me will rase a glass to me and get drunk . for when i walk that road it will be alone .

Voodoo Penis
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildo's, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of thing that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.

Disappointed
Is it just me, or do we all get to the point where we wonder, why try? Is is just me, or do we get to the point where we expect the failure, rather than the success? That when something good happens it's the the exception and not the rule? Do you put your heart, and your trust, in someone only to have them smash it to pieces, without a clue as to what they have done. You try to take all the right precautions not to get hurt, but still the pain comes, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. You hope that 'this one' might see how special you really are, and want to get to know you better, rather than kicking you to the curb as if you were just so much garbage. You just get to the point that you look in trepidation at each new person that takes an interest, just knowing that somewhere somehow that person is going to hurt you. Dating, and hooking up, becomes a terrifying prospect at this point.

Men Are Misunderstood
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well documented. As marketing targets, men are suckers for terms like "professional" or "industrial strength", because inside every man is the germ of every profession he ever imagined himself one day excelling at. Most of these purchases are harmless, little more than childish wish fulfillment played out at a higher testosterone l

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Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me!
There is two types of pain in the world. The type that is good, when agreed upon by consensual adults, and the kind that involves emotional hurt. Now you can fool me once, and cause me pain, but don't think to fool me twice. I might enjoy a little pain with my sex, but I certainly don't enjoy emotional hurt. So, if your intention is to come here, play with my emotions and hurt me, whether intentional, or unintentional, please just see your way to the 'door'. Because although I like a little pain, I don't like to be hurt. It's happened too many times by too many people, that must be thinking that because I'm big, I can't be hurt. When in fact, it's just the opposite! You endure it so often, but so many different people, whether they did it intentionally or not, that you come to a point that you just want to stop trying. You want to find a quiet, deserted island. You want to live there away from all the destructive forces of love. Away from all the potential hurt and heartac

The Most Wonderful Person In The World
The most wonderful, caring, understanding, loving, giving, compassionate, great looking, sexy, hot, sweet, kind, warm, genuine, open, passionate, kind hearted, funny and the most outstanding person in the world!!! Follow the arrow to see who it is and have a great day! "You are the most wonderful person in the world!

My Interview In Neufutur Magazine-7/2007
Steve Lieberman Interview This is an interview that James McQuiston conducted with Steve Lieberman. Lieberman, the ¡°Gangsta Rabbi¡±, released eir ¡°Melancholia Falling¡± a few months back. Check out eir website at http://www.gangstarabbi.com . When and why did you first get into creating music? In 1968 I wrote something for clarinet and trumpet and played bass in some successful local rock bands til 1978.. the ¡®modern age¡¯ started in 1981 when i put the theory i had developed as a boy to the test. If you take a bass and distort it to the max and play double stops with fifth intervals you can be a solo artist without knowing the guitar. to this day i can¡¯t play the guitar at all. i recorded a live show at some synagogue on 7/16/1981, then a vinyl 45 called ¡°Nuclear Blitz-Edits 96 and 85¡å in 1984. from 1991-2001¨CAND THEN THE 12 cd¡¯s. i was a rebel from birth and probably not good enough to try to copy anyone who was/is out there¨Cso i do what i do musically and will cont

Birthday Quizzies
Your Birth Month is November Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Compassion, friendship, and secret love Your gemstone: Citrine Your flower: Chrysanthemum Your colors: Dark blue, red, and yellow What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Mumms
Check this out I just posted a mumm about my birthday it did not contain adult content or was it offensive....it basically said "Today is my Birthday do you all want to stop over to my page and show me some love or ignore me and make me cry" Some wonderful person made the comment "hahaha i want to make you cry so I am reporting this mumm over and over until it is removed" Guess what it was just removed....I was trying to get love for my Birthday and people have to go and be soo stupid.... What do u guys think?? Do u feel it was fair for Fubar to delete my mumm?

Why Wont It Just End!!!
why wont my life just fucking end!!! i tryed to end it my self 3 times already and i just wont die!! i slit my throut when i was 12 my brother saved me tryed to give my self alcohal posining when i was 13 did not work tryed to give my self alchoal poising when i was 14 did not work when the hel will i fucking die already!! not like anyone will miss me daniel hates me i have no friends, my family practicly wants to disown for there reasons!! im done!!! just done caring!! god just take me way from this place u make me suffer in!!! no one will miss me no one will care!!!!!! i obviously am ready to give up so just take me away from this misrible life u make me lead!!! this is not life!! this is a suffering slowly in to depressiion and suside!! WHY WONT IT JUST END!!!

Its The Only Way
It’s the way he looks at me The way his eyes roam That makes me feel wanted He whispers lightly in my ear As he gropes at my hips He says, “I need you, baby You’re the reason I exist.” I understand his every desire Yet, I am so unafraid He wants to possess me Control me, call me his own I’m drowning in his passion We love to do Overcome by his heat He slams me up against the wall Ravenous for my heart beat How could I have let him so close? Is it possible that he really cares? He's such a beautiful fiend How could I ever let him go!? Guided from the dark by him Living in this crazy dream How can I refuse him? He was my redeemer, my savior He led me from the darkness Took me from the alleys of the dead Freed my scars from their past By him, I was accepted It’s the way his hands roam It’s the way his eyes look at me It’s the way his lips kiss me Pinned beneath him upon the floor My fingers trailing along his back He presses down against me And my breaths

Every Time We Touch.....
You make me feel so happy, You make me laugh so much, And I still get those butterflies Every time we touch You've soothed my broken heart, And rescued me from pain, I love the way you love me And make me feel special again So, thank you for being you, For being my best friend, I hope we'll always be together, And that our love will never end.

Well Damnit
Well damnit, life has thrown me another curve ball. I was all set to go back into the Army, and then i get an upper respritory infection that killed the physical.. Oh well, wasnt meant to be. We'll see what the great spirit has in store for me now.. Who knows, but i cant wait to find out.

New Ink!!!
The weekend was AWESOME! but i am soooo tired! so i will write about it later! i just wanted to post a few photos of my new tatooo! & jamie's tattoos that got started (they're not colored/shaded yet)MY NEW TATTOO!!!: Jamie's Graveyard tattoo:(a work in progress!!)

Just Loveme
Scar me, For there's such a hunger Hiding here, That your kiss alone Could never quench. Bruise me And each touch Is a thousand fires And I am yours complete. Burn me, burn me, burn Before this craving drives me dark, And mad. Slap me, smack me, tie me down, Love me till your love hurts. Love me, and never stop. Never, never stop.

My Standers
HOW DO I TELL U HOW I FEEL.. HOW AM I ABLE TO SET THE STANDERS OF MY NEW LIFE.. KNOWING UR NOT THERE WITH ME.. ITS JUST LIFE I GUESS. I KNOW UR ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.. AN I FOR U.. THOUGH NOW WE BOTH HAVE TO FIX OUR LIVES ON OUR OWN IF WE CAN.. MAYBE WE WILL MEET AT THE END AGAIN.. I HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE IN JUST A FEW WEEKS MORE AND MORE AS I GO.. SUNDAYS ARE CHURCH AGAIN AND SO ARE MY WENSDAYS.. BACK IN THE CHOIR AND DOING THINGS THAT I HAVE MISSED.. CHURCH IS MY HOME.. THE PLACE I FEEL SAFE IN WHEN NO ONE WANTS ME AROUND.. ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY FOR ME.. I HAVE ALWAYS COME TO SEE THINGS BETTER.. IN MY LIFE.. WHY WOULD SOME ONE WANT ME AS THERE GF WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER.. IF I DO MY ALL AS THERE FRIEND.. WHY WANT MORE FROM ME.. I GAVE THEM THE BEST OF ME ONLY TO BE CALLED A FRIEND.. NEVER ANY THING ELS.. SO AS A FRIEND I'LL BE.. WONT PUT MY HOLE BODY AND SOUL IN TOO SOME THING THATS NEVER HAPPENING.. MIND U IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE A GOOD MAN TO LOVE ME FOR A CHANGE.. BUT THATS LIFE TO

New Lounge
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