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Contest Please Help Me
hey everyone i am in a contest that ends at 7 pm tonight, i cannot be there to watch the end so i am asking that everyone help me keep the lead that so many have given me,, so help me to the end everyonehttp://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=994874&i=4116558264.

We Are United !!!!
We may feel weak on the inside, but on the outside we're strong. We may be drowning in tears on the inside, but on the outside, we are a rock. We may want to crawl in bed and sleep until our man comes home, but instead, we get up and go on with our daily lives with our men in our hearts. We may feel like we're slowly dying with each day we spend apart from our men, but instead, we put one foot infront of the other, and take each day as it comes. We are strong, and we are proud. We have more love in our hearts than we ever thought possible, and for this, we are thankful. We are thankful for our men and also for each other. We are Military girls, and we lean on each other. Alone we are weak, but together, we are strong. We help each other, and we survive. To all you Military girls out there, hold your head up and be proud. We are connected, ALWAYS.

Fine! Don't Rate My Nsfw Album.
Only proves what I've been saying this whole time that I am ugly and nobody wants to see me naked. So I thank you for no rating my NSFW album and proving to be with a shadow of a doubt that I make the hunchback Of Notre Dame look good.

Einsteins Theory
EINSTEIN'S THEORY August 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would been 128. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

The Day You Left
The day you left i felt so empty inside as we held each other tight and said our goodbyes you gave me one last kiss and said honey please do not fear for i will be home soon please no more tears i ask my self how can i go on when the love of my life isnt with me where he belongs a mummy and a daddy i must be for daddy is gone fighten for our country because its a job he must do not just fighting for me but also fighting for you I'll pray for you night and day because my soldier I LOVE YOU in every single way do your duty fight your fight so when you return your arms can hold me tight I LOVE YOU XX

Watch Out For This Lady, Nothing But Trouble, Needs To Go Admit Herself
twisted, tragic, dull life@ fubar I have had nothing but problems with this lady, stalking me, adding all my friends, she will stop at nothing to try to cause BS drama, if she were closer id go kick her ass, it all started over some guy that was speaking to her and I at the same time, which he thought he was playing us both, I was the smart one, I knew what he was all about, so that was done and over for me, then she contacts me again, he was trying to talk to me again, but I wasnt giving him the time of day. Now she comes to my page, says nothing, but I go to her page and theres several of my family list and friends on her page, Hmmmm put 2 and 2 together, someone has no life and is trying to cause BS between me and my friends. People like this need to be on meds, need to be put away. I know ive had it with her, I confronted her about adding alot of my friends, of course she denies it, but wont stop emailing me with her crazy off the wall lies and actions. There are over 1 million

A Letter To A Special Friend
As I sit back and think back on my life, I am grateful I have a few people I can call dear friends. I never thought it could hapen here though. I have met some great people here, but there is one who stands out. I look forward to seeing you online. My heart skips a beat when you call. You make my troubles seem to fade, and I have a continuous smile on my face when we are together. You have captured my heart, and my life and moved in and made it your home. I would not want it any other way. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all we share(talks, feelings, dreams), and look forward to another incredible time together with you.

I Love It...
"Give me a fucking break, people. Hating your bodies because they fail to measure up to some superficial, ever changing, socially imposed ideal of beauty doesn’t make you morally superior. It makes you retarded." From Violent Acres... http://www.violentacres.com/# Check it out. XOXO

The Silent Ranks
The Silent Ranks I wear no uniforms, no blues or whites, But I am in the Army cause I am his wife. I´m in the ranks that are rarely seen, I have no rank upon my shoulders. Salutes I do not give. But the military world is the place where I live. I´m not in the chain of command, Orders I do not get. But my husband is the one who does, this I can not forget. I´m not the one who fires the weapon, who puts my life on the line. But my job is just as tough. I´m the one who´s left behind. My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man. And the call to serve his country not all can understand. Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free. My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me. I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life. But I stand among the silent ranks known as the Army Wife.

Prayers Today >
This is a blessed day that the Lord has Given to thee. May we use it and treat it in the Spirit it was given in> To show love do great and good things with and for all. May we try to back way from destruction of God,s earth, And People on and in this Universe. May we always ask In God,s Name, for our needs , May we be humble when asking Him for what we need or ask for . May we not be shelfish or hateful or bitter toward another .May we have patience and love and kindness in our soul,s. May we put God first foremost in our lives , May we walk in His faith doing and showing love to all.No matter how hard it is to do , may we try our best in the name Of The Lord . Loving all others as He ;Jesus Christ ,did this for us , He gave us a new Commandant ; to love one another as I Have loved you love , show others love also. O My Lord Time be short, Allehelluia!! , Yet some still can,t see , May you watch over all and know all . May you bless those thru love and grace and Your h

I Love You More Than.......
I want u to love me like you never have before i want u to care so much so much it would overpour i want u to adore me and be thankful that im here and if i ever needed you in a heartbeart u'd be there i want u to give me roses and if u could the world i want u to tell me everyday that i am ur babygirl i want to be ur princess and u to be my prince so in the end we can just sit back and reminisce i want us to be the one that everyone says awww... i want u to pick me up and catch me before i fall i want u to be there for me no matter what the reason i want to wake up next to u every day,month, and season i want u to take me walking along the beautiful shore i want u to tell me daily that u love me even more i want u to kiss me softly and always hold my hand i want u to stand beside me and be proud to be my man i want u to make me cry of being so happy with u i want u to hug me everyday and maybe a kiss or two i want u to be th

Counting The Days !!
Counting the Days! I´m missing you babe Things just aren´t the same Keep thinking about When i´ll see you again You´re on my mind always Especially at night When I wish you were here With your arms round me tight But you´re there and i´m here I just want you back I´ll keep counting the days ´Til you´re home from Iraq Your children are growin They still know who you are Coz we pray every night And we wish on a star But you´re there and we´re here We just want you back We´ll keep counting the days ´Til you´re home from Iraq

Aww
you are the only light i see.your love means everything to me..boy your like an angel from above.hold me beneath your wings tell me all of the things all the hopes and the dreams we can share i'll be the fire that keeps us warm i will be your light in the dark..if anything could last forever its what i feel for you

This 4 The Asshole S
went two mark my stuff nsfw 4 work ok write fubar told them if put pix on here and ppl mark them next time hand site too cop s show them what do on here ppl went play game mark stuff get site shut down ppl keep act baby s mark my stuff nsfw 4 work 4 one are do hope see you asshole lil baby game

Hit Her Up!!!
This is a great friend of mine that I have known since I was a new Fu. She is such an incredible lady to always help everyone else with NOTHING asked for in return.....as you will see she does not have a stash or blogs as noone has helped her do this. I will be helping her get both so she has more to rate but for now please go to her page and show her the love by adding, rating and fan her!!! I promise you if anyone will show the love back SHE WILL!!! LUVS YA GIRLIE!!!:):P coco@ fubar

Embraced
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives

10-08-07
Today is a great time to rest for a bit and take stock of where you're headed. It's not necessarily time for a course correction, but you can get a more accurate reading of your trajectory at the moment. huh, I am at home sick today

Outta The Mouths Of Babes...
This shit is unreal. Endorsed by the American Academy of Pediatrics, of course. Ya know, I remember being a kid & was so happy to be old enough to go in the doc's office all by myself. Remember the kid being chased around the room with a needle when she was 11 too, but that's another story lmfao. She never really wanted to go in alone even when she got older...docs are kinda scary I guess. Well she was afraid of hers I think. Now I'm glad she would never go in alone... Doc, what’s up with snooping?Pediatrician paranoia runs deepBy Michael Graham | Thursday, October 4, 2007They’re watching you right now.They counted every beer you drank during last night’s Red Sox game.They see you sneaking out to the garage for a smoke.They know if you’ve got a gun, and where you keep it.They’re your kids, and they’re the National Security Agency of the Nanny State.I found this out after my 13-year-old daughter’s annual checkup. Her pediatrician grilled her about alcohol and drug abuse.Not my daught

Wanna Know The Truth!!!
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"best" Friends
First off, I would like to thank all of the friends out there that have morals when it comes to their friendships. There are a few no-no's to friendship. Unfortunately, my best friend of almost 14 years doesn't respect those no-no's. For instance, you support your friend whether they are right or wrong. If they get into with their spouse, you (as the friend) do not call the spouse and talk to them for hours telling them how your friend is all to blame for the argument. Or, you don't choose sides. Am I right? And let's just say, you have developed an attraction or feelings for the spouse of your friend, you keep it to yourself. YOU DO NOT WALK AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU WANT TO F*CK THEIR SPOUSE BEHIND THEIR BACK AND WOULDN'T FEEL BAD! Yeah, that's what I'm dealing with! So.... as you can tell, she is no longer a friend of mine. And, that's sad. It's sad that I have to let go of a LONG friendship because she doesn't have any respect or care for my feelings. I am not per

Come Show Ur Love N Support!!
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A Test From A Friend
The answers are printed below, but please don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. 'Get your kicks, ___________________.' 04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________.' 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.' 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'd anced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 07. 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________.' 08. Satchmo wasAmerica's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ___

Test For Old Kids...
The answers are printed below, but please don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. 'Get your kicks, ___________________.' 04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________.' 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.' 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'd anced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 07. 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________.' 08. Satchmo wasAmerica's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ___

Because I Am A Man
Because I AM a Man > > Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with > a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not > an option. I will win. > > Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop > the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If > another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be > able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and > everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a > couple of beers and break wind. > > Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me > soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. > You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. > > Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries > at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic > items like "cumin" or "tofu." Fo

I Have Them.
Yes I have deep thoughts. I can't stop thinking about you. hehe yes you. Only one person I don't like literally mean you but yeah whatever. Okay so I like shoes. I bought a new pair of pants yesterday. I look absolutely gorgeous today. I have received several comments on my outfit lol. I wish someone could see how I look today. Let's see maybe they will. Okay read my blog on myspace it's much more interesting.

Skinny Dippin'
>An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."Moral of the story

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Females
ok so i was wondering... would any females give guys a chance at a bar... and if so what kind of pick up line would work in a bar... now ive tried many and some work and some dont. females help guys out so that when we go to bars we feel more confident... lol

When We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I can't wait to meet you."

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Decompression 2007 Information
The official Southern California Decompression brought to you by the Burning Man communities of San Diego and Orange County. For three days, we will revel in creative expression, unleash our inner outrageous artist, and celebrate intentional community, all while having copious amounts of FUN! With inspired art displays and opportunities to join and and make your own interactive art; dazzling, raucous performances and relaxing spots for socializing; wild parties and meditative spaces for spirituality and contemplation, Fuego De Los Muertos will be the event you don't want to miss. Come join us for three days of Art, Music, Fire Performance and the celebration of life! It is that time of year again folks. For those of you that didn't get to join me at burningman this year have a chance to join the regional event happening Oct 19-21, 2007. This event will only cost $35 and is near the Pechanga Resort and Casino. Hit me up for details or visit one of the two sites listed below..

Poem
I stay up late at night Staring up at the stars I can see you in my mind but I don't know where you are I'm not sure what I'll do from one day to the next I keep thinking I'll see you but that hasn't happened yet But I'll never give up searching for the one to call my own Because I have to much love for me to be alone All my friends say I'm all right and there's nothing wrong with me But at night when I crawl into bed I crawl in next to me.

Adam And Eve, The Real Story
--Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history..........

Kiss The Rain
Hello... Can you hear me Am I getting through to you Hello... Is it late there Is there laughter on the line Are you sure youre there alone Cuz im Trying to explain Somethings wrong You just dont sound the same Why dont you Why dont you Go outside Go outside Kiss the rain Whenever you need me Kiss the rain Whenever Im gone too long If your lips feel lonely and thirsty Kiss the rain And wait for the dawn Keep in mind Were under the same sky And the nights As empty for me as for you If you feel You cant wait till morning Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Hello... Do you miss me I hear you say you do But not the way Im missing you Whats new Hows the weather Is it stormy where you are You sound so close but it feels like youre so far Oh would it mean anything If you knew What Im left imagining In my mind My mind Would you go Would you go Kiss the rain As you fall Over me Think of me Think of me Think of me Only me K

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little

For All....
Who think I haven't been a very good friend I've jus been super busy but now i'm done with it it took a month or two but its all good so if you all need me nw that i'm done you know were to find me I'm making graphix and rating people and pix again so hit up a Lette !~M*M*F*W*C*L~! FAMILY

No Sleep For Brandy....
Hello all you sexy peeps and fugly haters you. LOL How we doin? LOL I am ok...I suppose. LOL. Well this morning I get a IM from Jerry asking me if I was here. And I was. He wanted to kno when I was coming over to get my things. I told him that it would probably be on Tuesday depending on my phone company. (Which that problem is solved). So he offered to bring it up here. OK? Which I asked him before if I could use his van to take it where I needed it to go before and he said no...so I used it as a storage thing. Paid him like 20.00 a month. Well he is coming over here Tuesday at 2pm. Alrighty. So I have that going on. Then he started talking about his surgery and wanted to kno about my job. Ummmm why? Its over...I kept mentioning Michael and Kandi in hopes of detering the conversation and ending the chat...but it really didnt work. Finally he stopped talking to me. Then I get a IM from Michael wanting to kno if I was around. He said he was going to be coming

Hello
well it was late at night and we been texting for a while and then she slowed way down in her texting then i had to think do i call her or do i wait!!! well i didnt want to wait so i called her!!!! when she was like hello my heart melted and i cant stop texting or talking to her i just go crazy if i did smiles!!!!!!!! she knows i love her and i know she loves me and i thank god that night for her typing slow or i dont think i would have ever got to call her

If We Had Sex?
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

Starts Saturday Oct 13 @ 11pm
Contest is getting close starts this weekend at 11pm est . Still time to enter prizes given out to the top 5 totals . So if anyone lady out feels like entering just let me know. Runs 7 days until the following sat at 11pm If anyone has question feel free to ask me. This is my second contest i honor my prizes. If winner has a vip already and wants it over 7 day blast i will wait until there runs out then award them . thanks bingo

Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water!
Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 08 Oct 2007, 09:12 Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water!Did you ever hear the joke about the guy who goes into a bar and every time he puts his hand in his pocket he pulls out the exact amount of the bill? Well, this is NO JOKE! The fat cats in Washington, DC are asking you to keep pulling that money out as if you had an endless supply of cash in your pocket.VOTE THE BUMS OUT!

Samhain Hazelnut Charm
Using the nut pick, bore holes in the nuts. Use whole nuts. String them on the twine, making it just long enough to hold the nine nuts with a little bit of space, then tie off in a circle. On Samhain night, consecrate it in the fire, passing it back and forth 3 times, and chant: "Hazelnuts nine in a ring By the smoke of the Samhain Fire bring To those within our humble home Form over this a protective cone Guard for a year, I charge thee And as I will it, so mote it be!" Hang it up in your home somewhere as an amulet of protection for the coming year.Save some of the nuts to bury during the Spring Equinox, to attune yourself with the cycle of birth and death. Brightest Blessings, Victoria

On Samhain’s Eve
On Samhain’s Eve in the healers hall, Alone in the wounded, lonely dark, Will you feel your flesh beneath your skin And touch fear in your murmuring heart? With the leaves dying fast upon the limb, The slashing rain’s a mourning cloak The old healer’s arts may bring you joy. His reasoned, cultured hands may choke. Will you curl against the window’s bars Which mock the freeness of your breath? Will you hear the rain’s doubts on the glass And heed the winds that whisper "death"? Cut off from all that you know and love, Will you walk with your reasoned tread? Or will you yet heed your tingling neck And own the fear of nameless dread? The Witching hour approaches near – Awaiting, waiting – nothing breathes. The spell is wrought – the path is set For good or ill on Samhain’s Eve.

Ed & Elaine Brown Location
ED & ELAINE BROWN LOCATION ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Tyler Date: 08 Oct 2007, 08:38 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Blue Sky Sunshine [RON PAUL '08]Date: Oct 8, 2007 8:24 AMRE: I just called the Ashland Prison were Ed Brown is held----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Durango ChemtrailsDate: Oct 8, 2007 10:31 AMFrom: § Lori §CitizenFrom: MAX FAN (Dale Jr. - Ron Paul '08)Date: Oct 8, 2007 9:14 AMTaking Back AmericaDate: Oct 8, 2007 5:46 AMI just called the Ashland Prison were Ed Brown is held, and I told the man that I talked to that we, as concerned supporting citizens that we wanted to know if Ed and Elaine was ok (dead or alive)...he said they are ok and in their cells..and I said "but I have documentation and you're saying they are ok, but that's NOT enough for us". He starting getting pissy and said we do not show them on video, so all you have is my word. I said that this has been done be

Purina Diet
Purina diet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was in a check out line at Wal-Mart, buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Under the circumstances, it is really tough to pass on such an intelligent question as that one. I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was buying it, hook line and sinker. I told her it was an easy, inexpensive diet, and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete

Should I Leave?
Ok, so i am in a relationship as must know on here...I do care alot for my boyfriend, me and him had been friends for like 2 years now and recently just started dating.. We have only been dating for almost 3 months now...in a couple days it will be 3 months...my thing is we are fighting like cats and dogs now...I do care and love him alot.But i am not in love wit him...I think i should end the relationship before me and him end up hating one another...But i just don't know what to say cause i don't wanna hurt him...I know he cares about me alot alot....I know he wants to marry me so he has told my bestfriends...But that is not what i want...i want to maintain the friendship cause i see it not working...For being together for 3 months we should not be fighting how we are...and my only resoltion to it is to break up....what u think?

Twas The Night Before Samhain
'Twas the night before Samhain and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring except for my spouse. The incense it burned in his Caldron so black, For witchcraft and magic he'd a wondrous knack. The circle was drawn with the athame of power, The guardians were called to each quarter tower. The Lord and the Lady attended our rite, In wonder and glory and power and might. The dearly departed came as our guest, To live once again after their rest. We bid them goodbye with a tear in our eye, Such a lovely presence of loved ones so nigh. The candles danced in the flickering light. With the Great Rite we bid them all a good night. The guardians thanked, have all sped away. The Lord and the Lady, thanks for the day. The night before Samhain, Gods Bless this house. A circle of wonder 'round me and my spouse.

All Hallow's Eve
Sly does it. Tiptoe catspaws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When! Where did it all begin? 'You don't know, do you?' asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pile of leaves under the Halloween Tree. 'You don't REALLY know!' --Ray Bradbury, from 'The Halloween Tree' Samhain. All Hallows. All Hallow's Eve. Hallow E'en. Halloween. The most magical night of the year. Exactly opposite Beltane on the wheel of the year, Halloween is Beltane's dark twin. A night of glowing jack-o-lanterns, bobbing for apples, tricks or treats, and dressing in costume. A night of ghost stories and séances, tarot card readings and scrying with mirrors. A night of power, when the veil that separates our world from the Otherworld is at its thinnest. A 'spirit night', as they say in Wales. All Hallow's Eve is the eve of All Hallow's Day (November 1st). And for once, even popular tradition remembers that the Eve is more important than the Day itself, the traditional celeb

Re: Show Your Support For Ed And Elaine Brown!!!
RE: SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR ED AND ELAINE BROWN!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: All my HEROES have FBI Files!!! Date: 08 Oct 2007, 08:42 From: Count Deiphula [lives in Funtown!] All my HEROES have FBI Files!!!My name is Matt Deifer aka Count Deiphula and I support Ed and Elaine Brown!!!!!! Ed Brown is a true American Patriot!!!by Matt Deiferhttp://nationalwriterssyndicate.com/content/view/224/2/----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance]Date: Oct 8, 2007 2:46 AMMy name is Ryan Courter and I support Ed and Elaine Brown. You are the criminals; you are the terrorists. You fucking nazis will never stop this movement, you can take us out one by one, but you can never stop us all. ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BillDate: Oct 8, 2007 1:33 AMI support Ed and Elaine Brown and you Feds have made a mistake in enforcing an unlawful court order

I Knew
I knew this day would come when I would stop and sit down and start thinking of my Mom. I was chatting with my cousin and all of a sudden I am bawling like a baby wanting my Mom. Since we moved I have been too busy to think about her but chatting with my cousin....I stopped to think. My cousin is going through a divorce now and we were reminising about her wedding day and the things my Mom did. My Mom directed her wedding. I miss my Mom so much these days and wonder what life would be like if she was still alive. My family does not get together anymore when at once we were a family who got together at least once a month. I have not talked to my brother in over 6 months...whose fault? Mainly his, cause when I call I get the machine. I talk to my sister sometimes and my Dad when I can catch him. My aunts and uncles is another story, another blog. I can see my Mom in my decorating. Not so much colors but with flowers outside. My Mom loved flowers! I have this hideous pict

Last Night Was Wonderful
Last night got me thinking Last night was so much fun Last night made my heart run Last night got my whole body shaking I thought about the things we said And how you layed your head On my body And we rocked gently through out the night How I caressed your body How you held on so tightly How i never wanted to let go God how bad i wanted to show Show you the way I feel I wanted to steal your heart away How i wanted it to stay This way Forever on end Until I told you about everything About how I feel About how I love you About how i feel complete About how I'd kneel to your feet About how i'll do anything for you No matter what it is Oh how last night I wanted to kiss you And have that kiss explain All of the joy, Not pain You've given me You've let me see What its like to be Truly happy And in love with you What a beautiful gift How i could never repay you I love you So take my love as payment It's real I hope it explains how I feel And I will neve

Photograph-nickleback
Look at this photograph Everytime i do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where i grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out This is where i went to school Most of the time had better things to do criminal record says i broke in twice I must've done it a half dozen times I wonder if it's too late should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now than it was back then if i was them, i wouldn't let me in Every memory of looking out the back door i had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor it's hard to say it's time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Every menory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that i was looking for. it's hard to say it's time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin' out They say somebody we

My Boy!!!!! Rip Jeremy!
I made this music playlist at MyFlashFetish.com. This boy knew more about me then anyone else in the world.. I cant get him back but i will always cherish every moment i spent with him... We smoked so much dro together.. got in trouble together.. had court dates together.. Im going to miss u so much.. i love u! Police say just b4 800am 10/05/07 Jeremy Whitener of Cincinnati Ohio was travelling west bound when he lost control of his vehicle, crossed three lanes of traffice and crashed threw a guardrail and stopped in a wooded embankment. Whitener was pronounced Dead at the scene. I LOVE U JEREMY !!!!!! FOREVER IN MY HEART

Sorry To All My Friends
Just want to tell all my friends that I haven't been ignoring them, I haven't been able to send out comments or anything lately cause I recently had a light heart attack due to stress. So please keep sending me comments, i will comment back soon i promise. I miss all of u lots!!

Funny Training Notice
ATTN: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be your policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECAIL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. then anyone else. If you feel you are not recieving your fare share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your supervisor. You ill be immediately placed on top of the S.H.I.T. list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be palced in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take the D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITIDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to take S.H.I.T. anymore as they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If y

Summary
So...The story of John and I. I got married in 1999 to an addict, alcoholic, womanizing, cheating, lying, woman beating bastard. And I use them words loosely. The marriage shouldve ended on our 1 year wedding anniversary when he collapsed my lung and sent me straight to the ICU for 3 days, and hospital for the other 7 of my 10 day stay. Instead, I wanted to make it work. Well it didnt. So as of April 2006 I left him and have been going through alot of emotions. I missed the whole idea of a husband but not him. On May 28th 2007 I seen a picture on FUbar of a cute guy wearing a construction belt and posing for a halloween picture and left a comment for the picture holder to "hook me up" By June 10th I found him myself on MySpace. We agreed to meet a few days later and we have been together ever since. On July 13th (a Friday) he proposed to me, after giving me a beautiful ring :) I plan on marrying him and this time I know it will work, because no matter HOW MUCH I PRY..

Sexual Tension
Sexual Tension The night holds too much for one to explain Anything can happen, during the twilight How do I know? How can I tell? There we sat, quietly watching TV His hand stroking my hair Then...gentle pulling Small gasps Turned into light moans Was it wrong? Was it right? Sexual tension In the night Groping Feeling Every part we could Pulling hair Feeling Moaning... Wishing for a kiss Was it good? Was it bad? Sexual Tension Something that would soon turn sad Finally A kiss A light nibble at the lips Caused everything to be set off Like a bomb hitting the two of us Rough kisses Moans and groans Coming from The living room Scratching Pulling Desiring for it more Hot and ready Both were Was it with feelings? Was it just sex? Was it wrong? Was it right? Sexual Tensions In the Night

Why Do You Bother
YOU DELETED ME FROM YOUR PAGE SO STAY OFF MINE...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! SORRY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HATERS I HAD TO LOCK PHOTOS TO FRIENDS ONLY... some people need to grow up if you deleted an block someone then be an adult and stay off thier page too,,omg i realy wish some people would act like adult in here it ruins it for the ones who realy want to get to know each other,, another thing if u im me and i dont answer you dont fly off the handle and assume i am ignoring you,, i have dsl and leave myself online for days.. sorry to vent but it was vent or leave and i am not letting no one make me leave ,,

The Hit
I work third shift at a place where it's my job to make sandwiches at night. Subs, pizza subs, roast beef sandwiches, things like that. I was finishing up making this huge sub when the door to the store opened and I turned to greet the customer. I saw a man come in w/ a white grocery bag in one hand and a gun in the other. He was wearing black pants, black shoes, black gloves, a grey hoodie with a logo like ECO on it and a black scarf over his face. He was skinny, I'm guessing maybe 140 lbs and the same height as me, maybe an inch taller. 5'7". As soon as he came in the door he ran to the counter and jumped over it like some robbery ninja and pointed the gun at me and told me to come over and empty the drawer. So I did. Everything went into his bag including the $2 bills that sit on top of the alarms (if the $2 bills are removed from the alarm boxes, the silent alarm goes off) As soon as he had what he wanted (all of about $140) he chased me from out from behind the counter

Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75 Click banner to visit Moose's MySpace page! 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 10:00PM For requests, hit me up on yahoo at xxdarkdesperadoxx 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit

Band Of The Week
Hey folks, We just got "Band of the Week" on moshpitarmy.net. We get featured for a period of time on the front page of the website. Go here for the front page: http://www.moshpitarmy.net/ Or, here to go straight to our band page: http://www.moshpitbands.com/DyingRegret/ Many thanks to Tony at moshpitarmy for his support! Ace

Feast Of Samhain/celtic New Year
November 1 is the Celtic feast of Samhain. Samhain, Gaelic for "summer's end," was the most important of the ancient Celtic feasts. The Celts honored the opposing balance of intertwining forces of existence: darkness and light, night and day, cold and heat, death and life. The Celtic year was divided into two seasons: the light and the dark, celebrating the light at Beltane on May 1st and the dark at Samhain on November 1st. Therefore, the Feast of Samhain marks one of the two great doorways of the Celtic year. Some believe that Samhain was the more important festival, since it marked the beginning of a new dark-light cycle. The Celts observed time as proceeding from darkness to light because they understood that in dark silence comes whisperings of new beginnings, the stirring of the seed below the ground. Therefore, the Celtic year began with the season of An Geamhradh, the dark Celtic winter, and ended with Am Foghar, the Celtic harvest. The Celtic day began at dusk, the beginni

Life After Love
Wow, it's so hard to believe this much time has gone by, since my ex gf left me. My first weekend off since I started my new job was a blast. I suppose a little positive affirmation was just what the doctor ordered because I found out that, yes, other people still find me attractive, and, yes, I can sill dance my ass off. That means a lot to me since my ex never wanted to go out with me, other than dinning, and tried to tell me I was too manly because I never wore make up, or dressed all girly girl. Well what the hell would I dress up for just to stay home? Why wear make up and never set foot outside the house except to grocery shop? Work? Too hot to wear makeup. So, it's all good. She is missing out, now, because I will be going out more, now, and being all girly girl, and having a blast without her dragging me down. There is Life After Love is over.

Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero
Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 08 Oct 2007, 08:27 Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero Presidential candidate Ron Paul has made a dire prediction that the dollar could collapse to absolute zero - precipitating hyper inflation, soaring oil prices and a global economic depression if current policies are continued. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/081007_dollar_collapse.htm

I Do Feel
I feel your hands in my hair. I feel your breath on my neck. I feel your body pressed so close to mine. I feel your lips on my throat. I feel your hands move to my back and your lips work their way up to mine. I feel you and I love it. I hear you say you love me. I hear you whisper my name. I hear you tell me I'm the only one for you. I hear your breath in my ear. I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep. I hear you and I love it. I see you as I run into your arms. I see your face break through my world of darkness. I see you fight away my fears. I see you wipe away my tears. I see you're in love with me. I see you and I love it. I taste your lips. I taste your tongue. I taste your throat as I kiss it. I taste your love. I taste your passion. I taste you and I love it. I smell your cologne as I hold you. I smell your shampoo as I hug you. I smell your toothpaste as I kiss you. I smell your excitement as you cuddle me. I smell the smell I've been waiting so l

Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-m

I Am Just Here To Be Friends
Not to fall in love and race across country been there done that And learned a valuble lesson. I am NOT a PUSH over. But I do have a heart of gold, thats probley why I have the man I do. but I do like to make friends so stop by and say hi....It doesnt hurt..................MUCH>>>!! :P

Warm And Fuzzy Today..
I hope everyone is having a great Monday. :) Update on my contest.... Only 5,500 comments away from winning my first Happy Hour. You guys have been amazing. Thank you all so much. Please help me get there, time is running out. Stop in, leave 5, 50 or 500 comments, doesn't matter, just please help out. :) Thanks... Click my picture.. And dont forget to add SEXYGIRLBLONDE to your friends list. She's super cool. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar

Love Sweet Love
I was never any good at writing love poems. That flowly showy way they skip along subject matter made my teeth grind. I guess I never really experienced it. That heartfelt wanting to protect them from even they're innermost demons feeling that makes you want to laugh cry and scream at the same time. Being in love and loving someone are two different things I guess. You can love your best friend and but be in love with them. Where's the difference? Is it a difference if hormones in the body that link with another? Or is there something more? Does your heart (or mind) really scream out "Hey! Dumbass!! Don't mess this up! This is your mate!" But a lot of us do. That's why there is so much divorce in this world. it's enough to make cupid commit suicide. When you marry someone it should be for life. None of this 'falling out of love' business. Love them for life, you'll never know when you'll regret it if you don't. Life is to short to make the wrong decisions and if you do, you have to lov

Crazy Times
Just wanted to let all my friends know I won't be around much this next week...I'll be working 9 days straight...and very crazy hours. I will miss you all and can't wait to have time to chat with you again...All the best and hugs and kisses to all!!

Sooooo Bored
yup thats right people im super bored today. i woke up with a fever. i went to the doctor today & he told me i had the flu. ain't that just peachy? lol. i missed class today too. oh well. even if i had gone i prolly wouldn't have paid the prof any attention anyway. jeez....someone call me or email me or something...im going crazy over here

Are You A Vampire?
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things. It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it. However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle. There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul. What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires Could You Be a Vampire?

Monday Morning
It is Monday, I get up and start my computer and it won't start. It tells me that I have to insert the disk because of system failure or something like that. So I am using my laptop which won't let me on msn because it says I have an old version. what does that have to do with anything? So at the moment, I am trying to download msn plus on the laptop. I also had been told that I am a jealous child which wasn't a good thing to wake up to. I suppose to some degree, I have been a jealous child. So far, today has sucked. Do any of my friends not know I am married? That I have been married for 20 years? I hope all of you know that about me. I don't keep anything a secret. I am an open book and if there is anything any of you want to know about me, please ask. I write about my husband and kids in my blogs daily. They are my life. I got some bad news from my youngest brother yesterday. So 2 of my brother's lives are falling apart. I feel like I am helpless and all I can d

Dragon Slayer !!
Just wanted to share with all who love and care about me my FIGHT with Breast Cancer. My spirit is great and for today all is great....For today I have found this to be life changing like it says in a song of Tim Magraw's "Live Like You Where Dying". I find that it is better to live life as I always have. Or do my best to keep life status quo! My family and friends... are everything to me! Yes, YOU! It may be MY DRAGON.. but I WILL WIN!! I trust my family and hold fast to the rail, of hope and courage and ...... I'll fight like hell ! God has taught me to not sweat the small stuff, and to appreciate my family and friends. My love to everyone Sweetest Hugs Deborah Hopefull DRAGON SLAYER!

Pure Love
I love you, you said. I kissed you on the forehead; I wouldn’t have meant it if I said it back then. You wrapped your fingers around mine, like silk flowing over them, only I felt safe. My head then rested on your chest and your arms enclosed me. I love you, I said; I held a finger to your mouth, you won’t mean it if you say it now, I whispered. I always love you was mumbled in my ear, sending shivers down my spine. There was no way I couldn’t have believed you then. I liked it when you had no shirt on. I could feel you, the real you. Not some facade, not some fake smile that was painted on as soon as the door opened. You relaxed when you could feel the air trembling out my nose as I lay upon you. You let go of who you thought you ought to be, and then, you just were. There were times when I didn’t need the music playing to escape. Those times were when I needn’t escape, all because I let go when I was close enough to smell your skin. I let go, and I did what I felt, I said what I f

Wtf?!
Ok so i have to relate an incedent that occured this past weekend. I was walking in downtown Cleveland and i approached a group of negrids standing around doing whatever it is that they do. Of course being a person who looks different from most im confronted with questions on a frequent basis, the most common qustion being " Did those hurt?" well this little one took the cake and it will go into the archives of the DUMBEST question ive been asked this year, probably in my lifetime....." Is you face pierced?"....For those of you a little slow i'll say it again " Is your face pierced?" And ladies and gentlemen these people are our future leaders, makes you shudder in fear doesnt it? Not to disappoint in true Q fashion my response was "The fuck does it look like"........just thought id share

Its Monday
I'm just wanting to say hey to all my friends and family out there today. Got a busy day today lots of running around so I just wanted youall to know that I'm thinking about you and hope you all have a great day today and for those of you who will be riding be safe and have a grat ride today!!!!!

R.i.p. Mc Hammer!
MC Hammer dead.......RIP MC Hammer ( Kirk Burrell), Pop Rap icon of the 90's , passed away today in a Baltimore hospital room outside a Tribe Called Quest show in New Jersey last night, the singer was struck by a car passing by the front of the Ventura Theatre. Brunswick police say that the driver allegedly stopped, but then fled the scene. There is now a police investigation underway. Hammer was rushed to St. Agnes Hospital in Baltimore, where he was pronounced dead this morning at 6am. This is a tragedy for the underground music as a whole and we need to stand together at this time of loss. REPOST TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS FOR REV. MC HAMMER U Can't Touch This VideoU Can't Touch This lyrics - MC Hammer lyrics MC Hammer Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Wow! I Finally Got To Talk To Baby On The Phone!
I've been trying to phone her for 3 years now, and finally got through. God is soooooooooo good to me! Oh and she just got a laptop, and will be joining us soon. You'll love her, too

As Of Now
As of this moment in the wrestling career of "Dead Sexy" Daniel Gunner I am a current two time tag team Champion with my partner Devin Lee. We are known as the New Age Freebirds and are the current PCW (Public Championship Wrestling) and SWE (Southern Wrestling Entertainment) tag team Champions. We are also the number one contenders for the TWA (Tri-Star Wrestling Association) tag team titles and will be getting the chance to gain those belts as soon as both champions are able show up on the same night to defend their belts. These are about the only shows I am doing at this time But really looking forward to getting back out on the road some. Right now i'm only doing shows in Northwest Ga. I will keep everyone updated on what happens in my wrestling career if anyone cares to keep up with it. Till next time thats whats going on for now.

Com'mon Peoples! "we Need You"
You know this is true so why not stop it here and now? We all need to stop given an start demanding more. STASH, If we work together, it can make a differance! So long as people PAY THEM MONEY they will not change their minds either ... SO ask others to HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS.... STOP GIVING THEM $$$$$$$$$$$$

Iced Earth - Consequences
As human beings, we're a complex thing Sometimes so beautiful, other times so vain We've built an empire, the blood is on our hands Genocide and the chains that bind The consequence ahead Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know Wrote about in history as if it's all O.K. A race of people murdered another one enslaved Now our world crumbles, it's happening within Open your eyes and realize The world we're living in Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know If we could focus on important things Live and let live true freedom, not everyone's the same No more war for your god, no more war for your race It's our world, it's what we make it Make it a better place Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know We can change the world that we're living in Live and let live true freedom Let the reign begin

Friends
FRIENDS "No one really knows What kind of bond we share And even if I told them They probably wouldn't care You are very dear to me I hope you know it's true And now that you are sick Tell me what that I should do? While you've been gone A part of me has been lost It's like I've taken our friendship for granted And now I'm paying the cost I never knew how much you meant to me Until you went away The thought of you being really sick Haunted me every day I spent a few days at school alone And my weekend was such a bore A lot of my time was spent in my room I think my mom's ready to break down the door And now I make this vow to you To keep until the end I'll help you through the pain and tears Until our rivers bend So if you ever need someone You know just who to call I'll be here by the phone To catch you if you fall.

Steaming Flesh
Lying naked on a dark, shadowy, boulevard, Feeling the vibrations of each car fly by. Waiting for you to turn up so you can give me the thrill of a lifetime. You arrive late. Our mentality is our insanity. Our insanity is our mentality Stars have filled your impassioned eyes, As I drive you mad with sensuous thoughts. Your arms immerse my fragile body, Our flesh is steaming... Orgasmic figures in the night... Many ways for my heart to take flight.

Yes Its Me I Am Still Alive
HEY YALL ITS YOUR FAVORITE COWGIRL IN PINK YES I AM STILL ALIVE SINCE MY BIRTHDAY WE HAVE MOVED INTO A NEW HOME AND WELL AS OF RIGHT NOW I HAVE NO HOME PHONE YET JUST MY CELL PHONE BUT ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO WRITE ME AT HOME MY HOME MAILING ADDRESS IS 4755 POSEY HOLLOW ROAD BERKELEY SPRINGS WVA 25411 I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH AND WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL ALSO THE HUBBY IS DOING WELL AND IS NOW BACK TO WORK THANK GOD NOW ITS JUST WAITING FOR SETTLEMENT WOHOOOOOOO PARTY TIME THEN LOL. TAKE CARE YALL LOVE YA MUCH.

A Cry
CRY I cry each day as the day grows, The pain doesn't seem to slow, With in the time spend in getting older and I seem to grow, As I look out side and see the snow, I wish I could be there as the other young ones play in the snow. I cry each day knowing that the days are getting shorter, I have one wish that is to fly, to see the open sky, My dream will one day come true but I am also still lost in the blues.

Bridge
The bridge stood tall and proud rooted to its spot. It endured the tests of time, as the water raged around its pillars and the winds tussled under it. It withstood the burden as those who walked over the bridge, unaware of their toll. But, as the years wore on, the bridge was deteriorating. Its pillars weaken as every storm passed. The burden of people walking over it did not diminish. Every storm that passed left the bridge weaker and weaker. Then finally, one storm, not even the biggest storm the bridge had faced, raged. The bridge, weakened by the years of lack of upkeep and constant wear, finally broke free. It drifted down the river, with no roots to hold it anymore. It coasted, listless. It seems the bridge will never dock again.

"stash" Taken? 2
LC, Wrote this to me, explaning why they have cut the stash! The stash you had was using how much bandwidth and cost them how much money..... they have removed them and will not be bringing many of them back as they are cutting the amount allowed and cutting down the bandwidth used by reducing things since folks would post videos, songs, pics and other things in the stash since the normal areas wont let ya put much in them , you've now been told and know where it comes from and why. ITS NOT RIGHT BUT THEY DON'T CARE ITS ABOUT THEM AND THEIR MONEY.

Finally Pregnant Wit Baby #2
ok so October 7th 2007 Was one of the good days in my life...I found out that James and I were gonna have a baby...I was shocked to see the test say i was pregnant becuz i figured it would have been like every other time we had tried that i would be disapointed but not this time..it was a dream come true.....im so excited..to watch my body change and all that...I know Sean is watchin over all of us...and is prolly very happy to be having a baby brother or sister on the way..James and I did not plan this but we know it happened for a reason...Sean was taken away in an unfair way so God i guess wanted to bless us once again...i know that me and him will make great parents!....i love you James...im so glad that i have you by my side to help me through everything in life that we have been through..i know our life is gettin better and better as each day passes.....I cant wait to become your wife..and have this baby...im so excited...

E-mail
You know, I am all for e-mails, but when I am at work and reading my work e-mails, how is it the I get spammed???? I am a female, I do not have a penis and it does not need to be enlarged. Once again I do not have a penis and I don't need viagra or any other drug to keep it hard. The men in my life do not need to have their penis' enlarged nor do they need to be on drugs to keep it hard!!!! How do I stop it??? I really hate these types of e-mails, because when I have a client with me or on the phone and they are asking about an e-mail they have sent, I have to delete all the penis enhancing e-mails. Its embarassing and I am tired of it!!!!! AAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!

Help Ron Paul Win The Republican Primaries
Help Ron Paul win the Republican Primaries ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Brian - InfoWarrior Date: 08 Oct 2007, 06:38 October 4, 2007Ron Paul's presidential campaign for freedom, peace, and prosperity is growing by the day. Our goal is to win, and we know we only have one shot at electing Dr. Paul.We need to convert all of our excitement and energy into Republican primary votes for Ron Paul.The best way for you to do that is to vote for Dr. Paul in New York's upcoming Republican Primary scheduled for February 5, 2008.You need to register as a Republican, if you have not done so already, by Friday, October 12th, or you will not be able to vote for Dr. Paul in the primary. If you are a registered Democrat, or registered with any other political party, or a registered voter but NOT registered with any political party, you must change your registration and declare yourself a Republican by October 12th in order to vote in the February 5th Republica

"stash" Taken?
A g/f and I have been talking about this stash problem fer sometime and well we believe it's bullshit. She's telling me that they had cut them, which I only have seen 2000 in my stash fer the last few days now her and I both have talked with support on what the hell is going on and they say it's a glitch but hell "COM'MON" already, just to long if you ask me. I myself wrote to them and haven't heard one word yet. They need ta get their shit together cause it's pissing off allot of people. Mostly myself and my girl, we worked so damn hard so many hours. I had over 9000 and they took 7000 away "WTF" is up with that shit? Anyways, hopefully none of what my girl is telling me is true but we're not sure as of yet!

Lol
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

Nsfw
Ok its happened again. i received a email from fubar again and it said another one of my pics as been marked nsfw.now i looked at it and it is side pic of an angel silver and in a body suite.nothing showing and someone had the nerve to mark it nsfw.now to the person who marked it if you can tell me how this is nsfw then please tell me. This time i do know who marked it and if it happens again I WILL BLOCK YOU. and any future rates will stop.I know this is harsh but folks this is an adult website and if it bothers you then DONT look or send me an email to let me know and i will remove it.Now that is said and done I hope you all have a great day and thank you.

For Anyone Who Has Not Read My Profile
The Invitation It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know

E.t.
My favorite movie quote comes from the movie E.T.!...Where they're all sitting around the table at the beginning of the movie and Elliot has seen the lil alien..."Shut up penis breath,it's not like that"!....Lmao...Thanks Spielberg,you rock dude!

Morning
oh man it is way to early, i had to drive my car and it took everything i had not to close my eyes? i hate when i am that tired. i was watching my grandmothers house this weekend and last night my boyfriend came back in town. well my grandmother has a small bed and my boyfriend is a bed hog, so after much tossing and turning i finally tried to sleep on the couch, but the dogs kept going crazy. Overall it was not a good night of sleep , so this morning i am less than stellar. really never try to share a full sized bed with two lap dogs and a bed hog, it sucks. also i am a light sleeper.

Baby Update/hospital Visit
Most of you know that I'm about 7 weeks pregnant. I had a scare yesturday and had to go to the hospital. I have been bleeding and with my history with miscarriages I didn't want to take any chances. They did blood work and ran some tests. I was put a little at ease when they told me that everything is normal except the fact that I'm bleeding. So as of right now I'm not having a miscarriage, but that could change at any given moment. I'm not dialated or anything so that is a good sign. The ultrasound didn't show any problems with the baby either so we're prayin that things turn out alright. I have been put on bedrest and have to go in for an emergency follow up appointment today and then go back to the hospital for more blood work tomorrow. They gave me something for the pain last night so I passed out when I got home. It was nice to get some sleep anyway, I have a hard time sleeping these days. ~ Anyway, just thought I would keep everyone up to date on things. As of right

I'm Only Happy When Its Complicated
Ok so now I'm coming off the heels of probably the most interesting weekend I've had in awhile. In terms of sports it was almost horrible. The cubs getting swept by the fucktard D-backs and somehow the French beat the All Blacks in the RWC. Go figure the French are worthless in a lot of areas but can field one hell of a rugby team. The sporting weekend was only marginally saved by the Bears managing to beat the Packers. No more undefeated praise for Bret Favre, as if he deserves it anyways. So being as how sports is very important to me the first part of the weekend was rough to deal with. Not as rough as thursday and friday night though. See I went to the bar both nights. Which in itself is a shock since I've now been to the bar more times since moving back to KY almost a month ago than I was almost the entire 7 years or so before that, thanks Jimmy. Well going to the bar only further proved my ineptitude at dealing with the fairer sex in a social situation where I shoul

This Just Is Not Right!!!!
I DON,T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, BUT I KNOW I SPENT HOURS UPON HOURS DOING MY STASH!!!!! AND IT IS NOW MONDAY AND I WAS TOLD ON SAT THAT IT WAS A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM AND THEY WERE WORKING ON IT FROM FUBAR SUPPORT LOUNGE. NOW I AM HEARING THAT THEY HAVE CUT IT ON PURPOSE AND THAT WE ARE GOIN TO STAY AT 2,000 I DON,T KNOW WHAT TO THINK BECAUSE THEY DID NOT BOTHER TO ANSWER MY EMAIL OR POST A BULLETIN ON IT SO..... I DO NOT THINK THIS IS RIGHT AT ALL! I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME AND I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO DO THE SAME UNTILL THIS ISSUE GETS RESOLVED IT JUST IS NOT RIGHT!!!!

Confused
Should I just end it now? honestly..I can't take much more of this. It is not just him, I have feelings inside that start to question who he really is and what he wants from me and this family. For some reason I feel that he is only in this because of our son which hurts. Yeah he told me it was not true but is he telling me that just to please me or is it the truth? He has lied to me so many times before what do I believe? The fighting is overwhelming. It is always pointless and yeah I try and talk things out but when I say no and give my explanation he can't take it. He believes that he deserves to buy expensive things and of course that may be true in a world with no responsibilities and kids and a family but right now that just can't happen and we all deserve things however wants and needs are two very different things. He always wants things new and better than what he has. He can talk to strangers about his problems but when it comes to me he shuts me off and then it starts in a f

The Wonder
The Wonder By Eric Ethan Let me cook for you this morning and give you flowers to make your day, give the greatest massage on the feet to make the worries go away. Days I want to tell how much you mean to me as friend. I give a big chocolate cookie with a grind on it and a card next to it saying how awesome you are a friend to me . I my stumble with words to explain myself on things but whatever I say it is from the heart. I may be slow on things but the caring and love is still there. I’m still learning on life and still understanding you as friend, because I want to say the right words to you with out you getting mad at me. I still think you are still the tops as a classy friend. Take my hand and lets fly to the ends of the earth, to see many wonders what God has created and taste the fruits of many wonder. At night I want to

Time To Say Goodbye!
Well this friday i do believe im goin to delete my account..i have said it b4 but im jus tired of the BS and the fake shit that goes on here.I have more drama here than i do in my own personal life LOL. Im sorry sum fake losers had to go and screw up any friendships that i have made..but if ya kno Kells then ya kno my # and if ya want to gimme urs jus send me a private message..luv ya all and be bleesed! KELLS

Value Of A Catholic Education And A #2 Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute) You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. ~~~ Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child

Healing With Your Hands
All healing must start by getting to the emotional cause of the ailment, or the problem will reoccur or manifest in another part of the physical body. Once established, with forethought that the patient is ready to accept the energy you will channel to them, you are both ready to begin. Healing, using the palms of the hands, is almost instinctual, and is becoming a growing technique, especially with Reiki, as an easy way for anyone to tap in and develop healing skills. When you begin, focus on the palms of your hands, relax, and slowly feel the higher energies filter through them. This may create a sensation of heat or tingling. here's what's going on. You raise your frequency ... bring in higher balanced energy ... transmit it to the other person by touching them, or holding your hands near their body. Some people wash their hands before and after a healing session. Let's first determine which hand works best for you. Hold both hands out in front of you - palms up. Foc

Please Rip My Pix!!
Hey all I make t-shirts if ya didn't know already! Anyway I could really do with ya help on this - I get a lot of good feedback but to really make any dosh from my tees I need to get the word out there. If you've got no idea what I'm talking about checkout www.RetroGod.com A few friends have offered to rip my t-shirt pics and hopefully get them a little more attention. If you wanna help me please rip a pic or two and put in ya albums. If enough ppl see them I might actually make a subsistence living from my skills one day woot! Ha ha - anyway I know it is blatant self-promotion but it makes a change from looking at people's bits all day. Okay this is my latest - it's called Crowd Surfer. Here's some more... If u wanna see more go to my t-shirt pics folder (There's about 35 there) or visit RetroGod.com - where I have about 70 tees! If u wanna rip one that's not on fubar yet - tell me and i will upload a big pic for ya. But

Please Help!!!!!!!!!!
Since moving to the new page Ive barely had anyone follow me there. Im thinking it may be because Ive made this new name look nearly identical to the original so people probably see it and assume its the SAME page and they already have it fanned, added, and rated.Im mising all my friends! I know some of the 16,000 are probably no longer here or acitve but i expected wayyyy more than 220 in 4 days! SO im asking if you could please check to see if you have rated, fanned, and most importantly re-added me! heres the new link! ♥Temptress♥~ C.W.O.F member~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE!!!@ fubar Im also going to change the name up and see if that doesnt help! Looking forward to getting re-acquainted with old friends and making new ones as well!:) *smooches* ~Temptress~

Waheed's Blog -- Culture Of Violence
Waheed’s Blog -- A Culture of Violence What do you call a country that glorifies wars and violence in the name of peace. One that's been at war every year in its history against one or more adversaries. It has the highest homicide rate of all western nations and a passion for owning guns, yet the two seem oddly unconnected. Violent films are some of its most popular, and similar video games crowd out the simpler, more innocent street play of generations earlier. Prescription and illicit drug use is out of control as well when tobacco, alcohol and other legal ones are included. It get's worse. It's society is called a "rape culture" with data showing: -- one-fourth of its adult women victims of forcible rape sometime in their lives, often by someone they know, including family members; -- one-third of them are victims of sexual abuse by a husband or boyfriend; -- 30% of people in the country say they know a woman who's been physically abused by her husband or boyfrien

Lord Of The Rings Halloween Costumes
Lord of the Rings Halloween Costumes Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Create your own Halloween Costume. You can choose from any of the following characters and create a Lord of the Rings Halloween costume Frodo and Hobbits Arwen Costume Gandalf Legolas Aragorn Ringwraith Gollum Gimli and other characters from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. You need to select your character, get the basic materials that are required for the costume, and research on the net to get the finer details. Once you have these you can create your own Lord of the Rings Halloween costume. LOTR, lord of the rings, lordoftherings, lord of the rings trilogy, lord of the rings halloween costume, halloween costume, halloweencostume, halloween dress, lord of the rings halloween dress, LOTR halloween dress,

Healing Energy Using The Chakras
Name, Number, Colour & Description Of The Chakras Base Chakra 1 Red Sexual Expression, associated with the physical body,earth The base chakra is situated at the end of the tailbone. Its dominant colour is red. It is associated with the earth and the physical body, it is the centre of energy and vitality. It regulates the sense of smell, and is associated with will power, it is also ascribed to the planet mars.On a physical level this chakra governs the back, legs, hips, feet, spine and the circulation of blood. When functioning negatively, this chakra causes aches, strains and loss of mobility to these organs. The base chakra is the root of our manifestation, our existence. When we learn about our base chakra we come to understand that this centre is the base to past, in this life and our past lives. It is our connection to the earth and to the physical. The physical being what you can see, feel and hear. How we function on this level depends on how this centre is working.

Love Is But A Curse
Love Is But A Curse By Cursed Cowboy These tears I cry is my life story, Of pain and missery which I hold tight. My life is full of torment which I can not defeat. I can not stand anymore this pain is too great, My body achs from life of sorrow. My heart can take it no longer, I pray for it to just stop beating. Death is around the corner waiting for me, Holding out its arms in joyful missery. I wish for death to end this pain, Selfish and greedy but I do not care. Walk in the shoes of a man in sorrow, Who pain is too great to go much further. My eyes are blurry from these tears I shed, My knees hurt from all this praying. God does not hear my prayer, It falls on deaf ears. Fire grows inside my heart, I damn the one who did this to me! I curse your name to the ends of the world! I have become what I fear and hate, Everything is wrong and can not be fixed. I am too far gone to be saved, No one can end this pain I feel. I walk alone forever to live in tor

My Birthday
Hey tomorrow is my Birthday, I was just in the shower thinking to myself and had a good thought. I have told my friends that always buy me gifts for my birthday to get me lottery tickets this year instead of presents. The reason being I won't buy the tickets myself because I think it's a waste of money. But if you never play you can never win. So the reason I asked them to do this is because a couple of months ago I had a dream that I won the lottery with a ticket that was given to me. So while I was in the shower I was thinking maybe I should ask all my online friends to do the same. So if you'd like to do this great, if not thats kool too. If I win over a 1000.00 I will split it with the person that buys the ticket. Here's some numbers to play: 10,09,66,11,26,88,19,41 Any combination of those numbers. You can send the ticket to: Derek O. c/o OguardiansHaven 3341 sw 27th St. Okla.City,OK 73108-5212 Be sure to write down the numbers you play and check to se

Annoyed
Unless the rating counts are broken, which judging from my bar tab, they aren't... Guys, seriously, if you open a pic, rate it. i'm sick of seeing 20 people viewed something and 2 people rated it (as is the case with my birthday album) ... people keep asking for more pics and don't rate what's already there. i will be taking new pics over the next few days, they WILL be locked to family (both sfw's and nsfw's). i'm sick of this shit. if you don't want to rate shit, don't ask for more pics. Sin

My Weekend With Ryan.
As USUAL it was only supposed to be two shows, but you know me, i can never say no to this kid. He happens to be my favorite now and we had SO much fun! LOL! I'll write more later enough when I'm lucid. But yeah. I love my Ryan! :D oh and this is the best ever, he winkie faced me...

Toltec Wisdom For Living In Balance
Adapted from Toltec Dreaming, by Ken Eagle Feather (Inner Traditions, 2007). A main Toltec worldview is to align your energies in a balanced way between Spirit and the world, so that you develop a path that reflects the deepest aspects of yourself. This is the way where you will find harmony. You’ll be able to handle daily problems more easily, and by following your path with heart you will avoid entanglements with the energy of others. Here are 10 tips that will help you develop this stance: 1. Use death as an advisor. In the face of death, why waste your last moments with worry? 2. Listen to your inner thoughts and feelings. 3. Accept yourself. 4. Don’t force yourself on the world. Try not to force your views on others. 5. Sense the difference between the directions of others and yourself. 6. Assess situations as they are, not as you want them to be. 7. Speak freely yet thoughtfully. 8. Aim to align yourself with Spirit, not with the thoughts and desires o

Hatecore Inc @ Peabody's - Free Tickets - Cleveland, Ohio...
Hatecore Inc @ Peabody's - Free Tickets - Cleveland, Ohio... Hatecore Inc will be at Peabody's Downunder in Cleveland, Ohio Saturday October 13th with At No End, Hiroshima Suntan, Solipsist, 3rd Union, and a bunch more! Show is all ages at 7:00 pm. TICKETS ARE FREE!! You must be from our area to get the tickets. Reply with your full mailing (including first/last name) address and how many tickets you'd like, and we'll mail them to you next week....

Self Control
SELF CONTROL I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you may regret your actions once you've lost your self-control. When you've lost your temper and you've said some hurtful things, think about the heartache that your actions sometime bring. You'll never get those moments back, such precious time to waste, and all because of things you said in anger and in haste. So if you're loving someone and your pride has settled in, you may not ever have the chance to say to them again... "I love you and I miss you and although we don't agree, I'll try to see your point of view, please do the same for me."

Poem Of Obsurity
Beauty swept thine eyes,to the grassy knoll,upon cold hands did quiver,her perfume,my soul did shiver Angelesque ,in the deep reaches of Midian,her cumber embrace hypnotize the fool of heart Desire gave wait, to the heavens gate,with lust in her eyes and blood crying from fingertips,she gazes The Witching Hour has come and thy will is done,as darkness has covered the walls and ghosts float down halls,be careful when closing your world Who will wipe the tears that give me energy to Love with each tear spilled,you have been thrilled what has become of me, for nothing I have left to give but my loyalty to see another sunset Leave room for the heart that beats your name with the tears of the lonely at heart,and for the memories of once had but never again A bodiless face in the mirror of truth, Her thoughts gander with Rosemary kisses,They fall to their knees A simple stare,a girl with Raven hair can make the hottest sun flare with envy She drinks from the cup of life,Her struggle

Im In A Really Good Mood Today
well last night i finially got to chat on msn with someone i have wanted to chat with for a while,but they today i get asked to go out and i cant till i get the all clear on my neck. but then a short time ago i get a call my little business is hopefully getting the chance to expand. fingers crossed,legs crossed and everything else is crossed untill i can pull this off and this is some of the best news i could ask for at this time of the year.

Monday Links: Louis Ck, Jim Norton On The Tonight Show Tonight, Photos Of Sleepy Anthony, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Columbus Day folks (are you supposed to wish people a 'happy Columbus Day'? I have no idea). While many of you are sleeping in, enjoying a day off, the Opie and Anthony Show is working hard, making the funny for you. Our pal Jim Norton is on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this evening promoting Jim Norton: Monster Rain, so Louis CK is hanging with us. In honor of Jimmy Norton's FIFTH appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, you should check out Jim's past appearances on The Tonight Show: Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - First Appearance Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Second Appearance Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Third Appearance Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Fourth Appearance SLEEPY ANTHONY PHOTOS: If you were listening to the show on Friday (October 5th - Download the Show HERE), you heard Anthony fall asleep toward the end of the show. Of course we have photos: Anthony Falls Asleep

Masturbating While On Vacation.
When you go on vacation, you get off school/work/whatever for two weeks. It sounds like a great time for you, but what about your penis? Don't you care about him? Of course. Nobody likes blue balls. The big question to think about when planning your vacation isn't where you're going, what to bring, or what you'll be doing there. It is where, how, and when you'll find the time to rub one out. If you've tried it, you'll know that a grandparent's house is a difficult place to get an erection. Just the smell is enough to keep a little man down. Then you tack on the thought that your grandpa is in the other room sleeping in a diaper. It's almost impossible to get it up without help. You finally get into the zone and all of a sudden the dreaded paranoia strikes in. That's when you turn into super pantless detective man. You search for hidden cameras, trap doors, spies, and anything else capable of recording the events taking place in the room. Did grandpa install a wank detector in the

Red Hair Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redheadlet's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? She unties you A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My

~moving~
Dear Family & Friends, I am moving in about a week or so just letting you know i might not respond but I'll catch up with you all very soon! Fill you in on the details later.... HEHE ! Thanks for all the love and support, A special thanks to those who got me thru this *you know who you are* ~much love~ BabyDoll

Hour Glass Figure
NuttinButtSexxy Hour Glass Figure. My thoughts are like dreams that haven't Come true just this minute, My day's are long as my thought's drain down in this hour glass to the minute, as the wait for a forever minute that is too long to think this thought just for this minute, My mind is tired of this thought these wasted minutes for this shaped hour glass , smooth cures the shadows that appear on this wall that shift shape your body a hour glass figure, It's a wonder I waist my thought's my Minutes to watch the shadow shaped hour Glass figure, Not my Fingers that travel your hour Glass figure but my eye's that watch each and every minute, That you let me fill your hour glass figure with Grains of sand to the Very last minute, CPR2007 James Landry/postnb: Shame Landry

Motherf*ckingc*cksuckers
Let's discuss something--fire alarms. Currently the bane of my existence. The battery needs to be replaced in mine so it chirps every 20 seconds or so. Very shrill. I have turned off the power as it said to open the thing up and change the battery. THERE IS NO FUCKING BATTERY TO BE FOUND. I hit the test button to set the alarm off because it worked earlier to stop the beeping (I'm sure the neighbors LOVED that). But it didn't stop. Now to the point of tears because I have only been asleep for three hours, I need to get up in the morning for class, and I am past the point of tired and frustrated, I call the emergency maintenance. Actually, it's the "after hours operator". I'm not sure if there actually is one, or if they route the calls to one of the manager's homes. She sounded asleep. Well welcome to my world! She tries to connect me to the maintenance fella's phone, he does not answer. So she said she will continue to try and have him call me back. ...the beeping, for the record, has

Ipods Are A Trendy And Expensive Cry For Approval.
Remember when you were little and you really, really wanted that toy? You'd think about it all the time, dream about it, masturbate to pictures of it, all that good stuff? It was the one thing in the world that would solve all your problems. Christmas came along and you got one from Santa. You and the toy were inseparable for a week straight. All your friends loved you. Everybody begged to play with them. They exclaimed, "Wow, that toy is so cool!" which you took as, "Wow, you are so cool!" Times were good when you were hot shit. Soon enough, Jimmy down the street got a newer and better toy. Your friends stopped calling you, depression sunk in, and your precious action figure found its way to the back of your drawer. Optimus Prime transformed into Prime Dust Collector. Suddenly, the answer hit you - get a better toy! That will bring your friends back and make everything perfect again. Over and over, every Christmas. Newer, faster, bigger, stronger toys. After a decade of the that

"how Dare I"
NuttinButtSexxy "How dare I", How dare you tell me it's all for me and only mine when there is None. How Can you keep a straight Face when you tell me I need it all when there is None, why do the flowers I give you wilt the same night I give them to you, My dinners are silent , as my nights are too, why do I sleep in a room that is dark and cold with your arms not around me, when we share Ice cream together it's a taste as always bitter, so are our kisses when I part each day that's lend to me, My knee's are green and my days are borrow as the evening comes to a close each day, One day this love affair of gray will come to a end, Rusted raw iron gates and wilted flowers are my road to home, Your Hall way of gray is my each and every day, How dare I say it's all mine when I sit by your Grave. CPR,2007 James Landry,

Prayers Are Needed Plz
my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. her mom is like a sister 2 me so this is really breakin my heart..so if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh

Good Morning
Good Morning, how in the world are you? Looks to be the last of the good weather for awhile in Michigan. Oh well sooner or later winter’s Icy Chill was due in. However it has not set in yet. Hopefully this finds you safe and warm and ready for a new week. Just a short note today as I am behind on electrical quotations so no big long winded story today about some goober doing something they were not supposed to or vice versa. I do wish you well and may your day be simply great. A huge hug Mart

Sooo Funny!!
A Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can*t run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie! Walk with pride!!!" ============= A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with

Audience Participation
Audience Participation by Winemaker © I had dropped by late one evening to her townhouse, and was greeted by her at the door with the warning that her roommate was home. We needed to be quiet and let her sleep. "Okay," I said. She led me into the living room, where she had been reading. She was wearing one of my favorites; it was a peach-colored "shorty" nightgown that showed off her long, tan legs, and more. She looked hot, and she knew it. We sat across from each other in the small living room, and chatted about the day, and some of our crazy friends. She had pulled her legs up under her when she had first sat down, but as our conversation continued, she stretched them out and onto the ottoman. The edge of her gown barely covered her pussy, and as she turned, I was given quite a show. She began to play with her pussy, subtly at first, with just a quick brush of her fingers. But, pretty soon she had allowed her legs to drift apart and she was stroking her pussy. I could se

Audience Of One
Audience of One by WFEATHER © I awoke to the sound of two bodies slamming repeatedly together. It had been nearly a month since my roommate had last seen her high school boyfriend, and she had traveled to his college for that weekend visit. This time, he had come to visit her, and – despite this being a girls-only dorm – had stayed with us as he had on previous occasions, sleeping with her in a bed which to me seemed almost too small for even just one person to fit comfortably. Granted, I knew that they fucked like rabbits; my roommate had made no secret of that, especially since she had relayed to me virtually every salacious detail of her last visit upon her return. But they seemed to have become rather brazen, fucking in the presence of a third person – me – who was supposedly sleeping just a few feet away in the other tiny bed. Under the covers, I rolled over, sleep still clouding my eyes, and watched them. On her bed, the covers had been thrown up against the wall.

How To Get Girls And Other Expert Dating Advice.
This is hands down the best advice you'll ever hear. Write it on your wall right now. In fact, tattoo it on the inside of your eyelids: FORGET ABOUT HER. People always wonder about the meaning of life. I know the answer. The meaning of life for women is to deprive men's lives from having any meaning. That way neither gender has a meaning and we both live and die miserable and pointless lives. Have you ever been on a date and gone home with something besides a used condom stuck to your underwear? Have you ever taken a girl out to dinner and had anything exciting happen besides the traditional ten second orgasm? Hell no. I have never gone on a date and left with a new car or a pay raise or new toy of any kind. Zero. Ever. Girls are a waste of time. Some girls don't even grant you the ten seconds of pleasure that you worked so hard to achieve. You go on a date and stare at her tits all night wishing she'd shut up. Girls should wake up and realize how much we don't care. Why do t

Ashley's Pussy Pumping Club
Ashley's Pussy Pumping Club by Avalanche Man © "WOW... suck that baby out there!! Way to go, GIRL!! Feel the burn... just watch those juices flow!! Looks SO good... NOW H... O... L... D... it... don't lose your suction!!" Hearing all this, Stacey was almost hesitant to knock on the door, but she had promised herself that she needed to at least offer something of an apology to Ashley. She had been rather curt and cutting to her at work, and besides, she wanted to check out all the rumors that she had overheard. "STACEY... How great to see you!! Come on in!!" Ashley squealed and opened the door fully for Stacey to enter. "It's so good to see you, and I've meant to call or stop by and see you, but things have really gotten hectic lately." Totally shocked that Ashley would apologize to her when it should have been the other way around, Stacey starred (with her mouth wide open) at the sight of Mike and Ashley's living room. Three of the girls that they both worked with were si

Ashley's Nudist Afternoon
Ashley's Nudist Afternoon by scattershots © Ashley happily drove along the expressway to the bench. It was a clear sunny day and great for outdoor activities. Today was Saturday and the sporty girl had the whole afternoon to relax at the bench. The location was Rose Bench – a nudist bench, far away from the city. Not many people knew of that bench and Ashley enjoyed the peace of the secluded location. She was pleased to see the almost empty car park upon reaching. She parked her blue Beetle, crossed the road, down a path led down and to the bench. Down at the bench, the lady stopped to enjoy the strong ocean breeze blowing at her. The feel of the sand under her feet was hot but comfortable. She loved the clear sky and blue sea. Ashley slowly strolled across to the deserted far right of the bench. Many eyes stared at the pretty babe as she walked past them. She had a nice body tan and her long luxurious hair shone under the sunlight. Most focused on her C-cup breasts which fi

Art Final
Art Final by bruce_chaos © Professor Amy N. Lowman, Ph.D., closed the door to her art studio a little louder than I was used to. And being all worked up tonight, the slamming door didn't help my nerves. It was exam night. But in an art class, a final would constitute a painting, and with my nerves, I knew I'd have to calm down in order to get an A. Of course, it didn't help that this was my third college class. My high school let advanced juniors and seniors take college courses, and as a 18 year old senior, I was well younger than the other 4 college aged guys in the class who appeared calm as clear blue sky. The studio was set up a little differently than usual, and as I set out my brushes and paint, I glanced around to notice the changes. The five of us were situated in a circle facing inward, around a two tiered circular platform. The inner circle was 2 feet in diameter and rose 5 inches above the outer circle which was about 10 feet in diameter and also rose 5 inches a

Another Slut On The Block
Another Slut on the Block by English Bob © John Fleming took a long pull at his beer and watched the lazy curl of smoke from his Marlboro Lite drift up towards the stained ceiling. The bar was quiet at this early hour of the evening – conducive to talking – which was exactly why he and his brother Joe chose this time for their weekly drink together. "So, are you still concerned about him?" Joe asked as he sat opposite. Joe was a few inches shorter than his older brother and stockier. His habitual wearing of short-sleeved T-shirts displayed the thick sinewy muscles in his arms and tufts of graying hair peeked from below his neck. "Sorry?" John replied. For a moment he had been caught up in the pleasures that the Marlboro had provided. Since meeting and wedding his wife, Mona, his apartment had become a smoke-free zone. "Your step-son, Colin. Are you still worried about him?" It was not as if John had forgotten the last conversation that he had had with his brother a w

Another Ride At Night
Another Ride At Night by showife © Several summers ago, during one of those rare hot August nights in Minnesota, I enjoyed a late night ride with my naked wife. It was almost midnight, and we were both hot and sticky after sex so we went out to sit on the back steps for a little while and cool off. She was wearing a light cotton robe, and I had on a pair of shorts. Although we'd already had sex it wasn't long before I'd taken off Sam's nightgown and she was sitting beside me naked. I suggested that we go for a little ride to help us cool off, and when she said ok I quickly grabbed the car keys and headed for the garage. She was still sitting on the steps naked when I backed the car out of the garage, and when I opened the door for her she looked at her nightgown laying on the steps and looked over at me. I told her to leave it, that I wanted her naked, and she quietly got in the front seat beside me. Most of the time when she's been riding around nude we've been in my tr

Candy Is Outdated, Give Children Drugs And Beer
I went trick-or-treating last night because my friends made me. Going house to house, all I got was some generic candy and a religious comic strip. The best thing I got was the comic strip; everything else was just a bunch of processed sugar. At least the comic had some flavor to it. I don't understand. If you want food, just go to the store and buy some. Why spend $20 on a used Santa Clause costume and wander around for three hours in ten degree weather to collect $5 worth of candy? It doesn't make any sense. Halloween is stupid. One thing that really got to me was when the people handing out treats would stand there with a bowl with half shitty and half decent candy. Without letting me pick, they just grab one and give it to me. What the hell? I wanted a butterfinger, not a jolly rancher. What a pompous, controlling, disgruntled asshole on a powertrip. Man that pissed me off. Other than that, my trick-or-treating experience was alright apart from two things: the temperature

Another Off Road Adventure: Locomotion
Another Off Road Adventure: Locomotion by SweetcheeksSt © Dave chuckled aloud "You got that right! We will do this again. Next time it's the locomotive" They kissed longing one more time and left in separated directions. End of part one --------------------- "Rinnnnggggggg Rinngggggggggg," Dave answered the phone. "ABC Locomotives, Dave here, can I help you?" " Hi sexy, I'm in town wanna meet?" Rita purred into the receiver. "Awesome babe, where are you now?" Dave asked with enthusiasm. Rita loved to hear his voice "About 10 minutes to the other side of town," she purred into the receiver. "Perfect. Everyone is gone for the day its all our!" Dave ranted . "What's ours?" Rita questioned him. "Just get here ... hurry! I can't wait to taste you!" He replied. "Where. At your work? Ooohhh Dave!" Rita purred, "You said we would. I just didn't think you meant this next time! Mmmmm." "Get ready honey" Dave purred back, "we are going on a ride!

Annie's First Steps
Annie's First Steps by meistere © I watched Annie climbing up the long, steep stairs to the park, following her at a slight distance. She held on to the handrail tightly. It was taking her a while to get use to the high heels. The heels were relatively low but they still did a nice job of accenting her buttocks and gave her a sexy, sophisticated walk. A distinguished, well dressed, white haired man carrying a briefcase was between us. Her new skirt was short... for Annie at least. It had taken some convincing but she had finally agreed to try out a lovely green silk one that was just below knee length- modest but still alluring. As she climbed the stairs, a gust of wind blew the flowing, filmy skirt up almost to her waist, exposing a white nylon half-slip. Annie tried to hold the hem down but the wind was insistent. Another gust took the slip to give me and the businessman a view of her shapely legs to the stocking tops of her thigh-high black nylons. He stopped momentarily to enjo

Take A Stand!
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When

Anchor Watch
Anchor Watch by some_boy© So the fourth night we were out we were parked kind of close to some other boats. I found out (later on in the trip) that you could anchor a lot closer than that, under the right conditions, but this was early on , and we were overcautious, perhaps. The wind was flukey, and when it changed, our boat would swing Way around to a completely new direction, pivoting on the unseen anchor point way up ahead of our bow. Everyone else's boat would pirouette similarly, but there would be creaking sounds, and the moonlight slowly shifting around through huge arcs, sometimes shining right into my eyes, through the companionway hatch. This hatch, like everything else, was opened wide, because it was So Hot that unless you were dead tired, you wouldn't sleep until the small hours of the morning when it finally cooled off. Our bedrooms or bunks or whatever were the same. Jago and I had a room in the middle of the boat with doors fore and aft, kept open to draw whate

The Daffodils ( Worth The Read)
Worth the read........ Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead. "I will come next Tuesday," I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Elizabeth's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Elizabeth! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "I was hoping you'd take me over to the garage to pick

Among The Dunes
Among The Dunes by TE999© Hello and welcome to my readers. Thank you for your votes, comments and feedback. It is always a pleasure to hear from you. Thanks to geekychick76 for her skillful editing and helpful suggestions. Enjoy the story and please vote and comment. Your opinions on my work are important to me. * * * * * Ken stretched and yawned, the sun felt good on his skin, the salt air's tang invigorating his nostrils. He was glad he had decided to visit the beach today. It had been too long and he realized how much he had missed it. The breakup with Judy had been sharp and painful. They had been together for over two years, sharing everything, and then unexpectedly she left him for a guy she met online. "It was an instant attraction," she said, "I don't expect you to understand." Of course, he didn't, and they fought bitterly, culminating in her storming out the door, never to return. Her girlfriends came around to collect her things, mumbling apologizes to him as he

Almost Nude In Public
Almost Nude in Public by AdelaideNurse © About me: I'm a 23 year old Nurse working at a large hospital in Adelaide, South Australia (OK – I work at Flinders). I'm quite short (4'11" or 150 cm) and skinny, but not anorexic or anything. I'm a b-cup up top, pale skin with get-black straight hair down to my shoulders. I don't think I'm stunningly pretty, but I'm alright. This is my second foray into forced exhibitionism inspired by Literotica. I'd been quietly planning this for over a month. It started when I attended a friend's wedding at Maslins Beach. Maslins in Australia's oldest nudist beach – but only at one end. My friend, a colleague from work was married at the northern (non-nude) end. The happy couple are a very Christian couple, and there was nothing nude about the event at all. What got me thinking was I noticed the public transport bus number (metrolink for the locals). 741 is the same bus that goes right past my flat. I live east of the city (Norwood for the loca

All Girls Boarding Voyeur
All Girls Boarding Voyeur by bstan2 © Author Comment: This is my third story. I appreciate any and all feedback as this helps me grow as an author. All characters are 18 or older. If you are offended by graphic stories, please go somewhere else. Story: Let me start by giving you some background on me and where I work. I am a computer support professional that works at an all girl's boarding school in the northwest. I am one of the lucky, but few, guys that work here. Having half dressed women walking around leads to a lot of bathroom breaks to relieve some tension. Since I support computers, there are many times that I have to enter the dorms. The day was sunny, warm and absolutely beautiful. That being said, the girls responded by wearing short skirts and sleeveless shirts. I love my job, and having these beauties around really leaves no room for stress, but creates a lot of sexual tension. On this particular day, I got a call from a senior and she was having pri

Alison
Alison by fingerstyle2 © I work as a cog in the machine for a gigantic corporation, with thousands of people working on my campus. The long hours on the job required by corporate life, the late night coffee breaks provides opportunities to get close to women around campus. This is where I met Alison. Alison is a group leader for department similar to mine but in a different sector of the campus. She is older about 30 years old I figure. She has bedroom brown eyes with dirty blond hair, which just make you melt at first site. I of coarse was lusting for her the moment we met. She would wear these tight fitting jean skirts, which flattered her slim yet athletic figure and showed off her tan thighs. I later learned that on the weekends she surfed at the local beaches and had very distinct tan lines. I spent time meeting up with her during coffee breaks and lunches so she could "mentor" me. We got to know each other on a professional level and started to delve into personal matte

Airport Security
Airport Security by ScorchingFlame © No one likes airports. You show up early to spend hours in a place where you really don't want to be – with overpriced food, disgruntled servers, and harried businessmen. I sighed as I dropped my carefully packed suitcase off with the TSA officer in charge of the Xray machine, wondering if the battered corners could take another tossing. I moved to stand in line to allow my other belongings, including my body, to be run through with electro-magnetic rays. As the line inched forward, I thought about my pending journey and how it meant that I would be spending several weeks celibate. This could be a good thing. Perhaps I could finally learn to wait for something worthwhile to come along, for someone special that I could really care about. Maybe several weeks of nothing could convince me I could make it until that person came along. Or perhaps the weeks of alien abstinence would simply build until the nymphomaniac in me awakened once again, c

An Afternoon With Ali
An Afternoon With Ali by RoseMadder © Ali makes her way quickly down the seedy alleyway trying not to touch the moss covered walls. She stops outside a black painted door and with a quick glance to check that she isn't being watched, opens the door and steps inside. The plush interior smells faintly of perfume, the walls are painted deep red. It's dark and warm. With a quick nod and a smile at the girl sitting behind the small table in the corner Ali makes her way through a small side door into a dressing room. Dumping her bag on the sofa, Ali quickly slides out of her jeans and top and opens the wardrobe. Hanging in front of her are rows and rows of lingerie. She flicks through the rail before settling on a hanger which holds a black lace bra, matching suspender belt and knickers. All three are edged in pink. Settling the suspender belt more comfortably on her hips, Ali opens the floor length curtain which hides her from view. Picking up the black stockings that lay on the b

Egg Beater. Get Fucked.
My boyfriend didn't say this but I had some jackass come to me and, I mean, I've been talking to him and whatever and he tells me, basically, that the only reason he's been talking to me is because I look good. And then he goes and tries to justify what he said. Here...let me help you. Sit on a egg beater. Turn the crank. Get gutted, shoved full of candy and then get it beat out of you by a bunch of sugar addicted homosexual necrophiliacs. They'll eat the candy and fuck your lifeless, worthless, good for nothing, rotted out corpse. Have a nice fucking day.

An Afternoon At The Cinema
An Afternoon at the Cinema by BabyBlue2005 © It had been a bad mistake, arriving at the hotel so ridiculously early. I now had the whole of Sunday afternoon to sit and worry about tomorrow's conference without the benefit of any distractions. The red wine I had ordered only a few minutes ago had already lost its appeal. I had imagined I would come across as ultra-sophisticated, ensconced in the deep leather chair, reading my papers and drinking red wine; now it just seemed the staged act of a lonely, thirty-something woman trying too hard to be different. I sighed and placed my notes back into my handbag, picked up the wine and sipped as I gazed around the hotel lobby. The chair I had buried myself in faced a mirrored wall, allowing me plenty of scope to watch my fellow guests without their knowledge. I watched myself, watching them. Everyone seemed to have something to do, somewhere to go, someone to be with ... everyone but me. Smiling wryly at my self-pity, I picked a piece o

An Adventure In The Woods
An Adventure in the Woods by AdelaideNurse © I awoke around 9:00 am following my last late shift (1:00 pm to 9:30 pm) for this week. I knew I had to follow Mary's orders (see last story). Everything was a reminder. For starters I had to sleep naked. Not that long ago I would wear a bra to bed, I was such a prude. Now Mary had a key and said she would come in to my flat some times to check that I slept naked - or else. I didn't want to know what she would do if I was caught wearing pyjamas. I ate breakfast naked. Two pieces of toast. Then I went to the bathroom and inserted a microlax up my rear. Microlax are a small enema that we use at the hospital. Then I inserted a second. For this morning Mary had instructed me to use a third - a sure sign that she had a lot of anal work in mind. I held on for as long as I could and then emptied myself on the toilet. I wasn't allowed to flush until Mary had inspected and was satisfied. One morning she wasn't and made me insert another two. T

After The Party
After The Party by maxam © The party in our rec room had been over for me for a long time. I was going fishing in the morning so had excused myself from my guests and gone upstairs to bed. My wife Mary was an excellent hostess and would wrap it up soon. But sleeping wasn't happening. I could hear sporadic chatter as guests left, laughing and keeping me awake. I expected Mary to come to bed after awhile but instead heard someone in the bathroom, peeing into the toilet and knew it was a guy. I wondered who was still there? He returned downstairs. I distinguished the murmur of voices but was unable to discern females. I wondered who was lingering. I got up and crept out the outside door of our bedroom and down the rear stairs where I could stand by a window to see into my rec room. Moved quietly close to the window. Mary was sitting at the bar. Bill beside her and Sam was leaning across the bar. Bill is single and Sam's wife had gone home earlier. They were talking quietly over

I Would Rather Drink Period Blood Than A Vodka Cranberry.
The city hates me now because I backed up the sewer system with all the vomit I sprayed into the sink last night. It was the worst night of my life. Just thinking about drinking that stuff makes my stomach want to disown my abdomen and donate itself to science. And by "that stuff," I mean vodka and cranberry juice. Cranberry juice is so tart that you could put one drop in a vat of liquor and consider it a mixed drink. I swear. That stuff goes down like saliva. It looks harmless. So serene and peaceful. Too bad it's the primary components of Satan's bloodstream. I would rather slay a ragged out aging Bronx hooker and drain her decaying uterus into my mouth than take one more sip of vodka and cranberry juice. They say, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker." That's nonsense. I've had many beers followed by many shots and never once did I mistake my roommate for Windows NT. I was so sick last night. I wish I could explain it, but I have no idea what happened. I think

Adventure At The Waterslide
Adventure at the Waterslide by glynndah © It was a hot Sunday afternoon in late July. The smell of patchouli wafted through the humid air from the incense cone burning in the corner. A ceiling fan did its best, but there was no air conditioning in Becky's cabin, our usual hang-out. Most of us had stripped down to the bare minimum. The guys were in cut-offs and Becky was wearing a halter top and a pair of short-shorts with fringe at the hem. Since I'd had to work the Sunday brunch that day, I was in a cocktail dress, chosen by the hotel to wring as much money as possible out of the salesmen staying there. The slinky black top was held up by thin little spaghetti straps. It dipped almost to my navel in front and was practically backless. The skirt was slit to the top of my thigh. Bras were impossible. Panties, if chosen carefully, could be worn. Today those panties remained in my dresser drawer. I was just too hot. We were a pretty quiet bunch that day. Everyone had been up late

Addictive Webcam
Addictive Webcam by Foof76 © Let me just say one thing about me before I tell you anything else: I love cock. I love everything about it. I love the texture, soft and velvety and so silky smooth. I love the taste, so virile and strong and potent. The smell...captivating and masculine. Every single one is unique and different, but equally beautiful to me. Kind of like a snowflake. But the one thing that gets me more excited than any other thing regarding cocks combined is their ability to get erect. I love nothing more in this world than a good rock hard cock. I am absolutely amazed and in awe of the entire process. Seeing it go from lifeless and flaccid to a state of painful arousal, swollen and engorged and ready to fuck. I love knowing that if I treat that beautiful cock just right, give it just the right attention, then I'll get to cause the most breathtaking explosion of pearly white cum. It's like my own private 4th of July! Unfortunately, I haven't had much persona

Adam Does Eve
Adam Does Eve by emilyrose © I remember the first Earth Day, April 22, 1970. I was a senior in high school and had just turned eighteen the day before. All my friends were going to cut class and go to the festivities being held at Belmont Plateau in Philadelphia. I'd never cut a class before but I was determined not to be left behind. A bunch of us piled into my friend's '63 Dodge Dart that was parked three blocks away from school. We all knew we had to be back before four o'clock so we wouldn't miss the last bus for home. It was a great group of friends and looking back now, almost thirty six years later, I'm amazed at how much has changed. There were no cell phones; nothing more than ears were ever pierced and only on girls; most of us had never seen, let alone smoked a joint; none of us had ever seen or touched 'it'. ('It' being 'his thing') It was a car full of six very innocent teenage girls. We finally found our way to the park after getting lost numerous times and park

Poem: "shhh."
Triple manic state of mind. Schizophrenic dreams. The morphine doesn't dull the pain... Doesn't dull the screams. Violated from within... A fucked up form of perfection. Scars to hide, time to die. A violent form of rejection. I'll take your sin... And use it as my own. But its the pain that I'll deal with, Something that you have never known. Fallen from grace... You'll use me as yours. Never wanted, always forgotten. You'll use me like before. This triple manic state of mind Has become a permentant reality. Just waiting for it to end... To end with your fatality. And I'll stand over your grave. Headstone oh so faded. You, the one I couldn't save. Too completely jaded. Couldn't save you from myself. Even if I tried. And even if I wanted to You still would have died.

The Noose
So glad to see you well, overcome them Completely silent now With heaven's help You've cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends To the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if they're all Someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn Before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends To the dead To the dead With your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' Your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' down Your halo slippin' down (I'm more than just a little curious How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends) Your halo slippin' down Your halo's slippin' down to choke you now

The Accidental Nudist
The Accidental Nudist by abbycakes© It was a warm June Friday as the black Volvo S40 pulled in front of the stately house. School had let out early since the school year was almost over. "I'll see ya Monday" Shelly told her friend Brenda as she hopped out of her car. As Brenda drove off, Shelly trotted up the walkway of her rather nice house in one of those exclusive gated communities outside so many American cities. Shelly punched in the house's security code (no key necessary), and walked in. She was a very pretty redhead, 5' 7" with a perfect body, a high school senior and an honor student (three years running) to boot. Beauty and brains in one stunning 18-year-old package. She climbed the stairs, kicked off her shoes and dumped her knapsack on her bed. Surmising the situation, Shelly smiled to herself. She and Brenda skipped out after their last classes. They were supposed to stay after to help with the graduation ceremony, but blew that off, too. Not that anyone would notice

Accidental Wet T-shirt
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Caroline by DDDDDDE © Me and Caroline had been friends for what seemed like forever, we'd met at secondary school when we were just 11 and had been drawn together by a love of the outdoors. We got older and our tastes became more adventurous, this not exactly being the fashion amongst our friends we ended up regularly climbing together and now today as twenty somethings we still spend many of our weekends together on mountain sides. There had never been anything more than friendship between us, we never said it but thought of each other as the siblings neither of us had had and indeed both of us had relationships elsewhere from time to time. Despite this brotherly relationship I was aware though that she had a pleasant athletic build that I always secretly thought about exploring. Given the amount of outdoor stuff she did this was inevitable. This thought I had always put to the back of my mind, always convinced that it would never happen and never be a good idea either. A fe

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Carmen by steamer5139 © Carmen Sorrento wanted me to fuck her. Naturally, I wanted the same thing. We sealed the deal on my purple futon. Sold to me by a fellow with an uncanny resemblance to the fucker who successfully coveted my wife Monica, both men shared the same olive complexion, busy moustaches and wavy black hair. Unfortunately, lots of hard looking and edgy men, men of a certain coloring and churlish character appealed to my soon to be ex-wife. On that day several weeks after the break up of my marriage, I wanted the bastard in hell but first I wanted to torture him. My personal favorite was the idea of cramming him in a fifty gallon drum punctured with tiny holes, tossing the barrel into the drink, watching it bob about in the water and then inexorably sinking, this fellow's screams loud and clear until silenced by the cold water as it rose high enough inside the barrel, flooded his mouth, filled his nostrils. As the cylinder disappeared under the waves, drops of water lo

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Car Trouble by JungleJane © I was sitting at home alone; everyone went away for the weekend leaving me all by myself. There was a weekend seminar that the neighbor ladies went to, and the kids were invited to a cottage for weekend to go water-skiing. So I'm sitting here relaxing with a coffee and the Saturday paper, the TV is on to keep me company. There is a commercial on about 'men and their sex drives', I think to myself... 'I have the drive alright but no one to drive with.' Suddenly as if on cue there is a knock on the door. Then another and several more as if someone was in a hurry to get inside. I get up and peek thru the window... I notice a woman with her coat over her head, its pouring rain and see her car out in front with the hood open and lights flashing. 'My god boy open the door,' thinking to myself. "I'm sorry to bother you sir, but my cell phone died and I really need help, could I use your phone to call a tow truck?" she says in a very deep sexy voice. I

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What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. Share your seed and watch it grow - Then you'll know the joy of giving. Share yourself and your whole life, Then you'll know the joy of living! Wishing you a most wondrous and beautiful week! {{{Hugs}}}

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The Camera by ashesatwork © We get back to my place and we open that bottle of wine to get our blood flowing. I can't believe I agreed to this. I decided to slip into something a little more comfortable, I move past you, pressing up against your body, I reach down and grab your hard cock through your pants. You grabbed me by the back of my neck and kissed me deep; you pull away and say hurry up. I brought the camera out to you and stepped back into my bedroom. I wanted you to make sure you knew how to use the damn thing. I watched you from my bedroom, you looked nervous as you took a couple of deep drinks looking at the camera. I don't see why you would be the nervous one. I asked you if you were ready, when you said yes, I told you to come on up to my room, that we can shoot there. Your voice was a little shaky, as if you had not been in a girl's bedroom before. You walked slowly up to my room. I was wearing an amazingly hot teddy, black with long leather hooker boots. You h

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Lightning Date
Lightning Date 1998 Urban Legend (1998) A pre-med student from the University of Arizona was hoping to score with his date on a Friday night. To put the woman in the mood, he drove her to a lonesome spot on Mount Lemmon, which overlooks the city of Tucson, Arizona. They walked to an open knoll and admired the city lights. Overcome by the romantic locale, the lissome lass succumbed to his pleas. Soon they tossed their clothes off, made a bed of their garments, and began to make love. The heavy storm clouds rolling overhead mingled with the low rumble of thunder inside them. The excited lovers never looked up to see the charred remains of trees on the knoll. Their idyllic clearing was a hotbed of electrical activity that night. With a blinding light, a bolt of lightning struck the high point on the knoll, which happened to be the pre-med student's ass, and sought the path of least resistance straight down. Incredibly, he survived, albeit in excruciating pain. The heat of the bo

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The Call
The Call by cozykitty © Middle of summer in Sparks Nevada. Its 3:00 AM and the outside ambient Temperature is still 90 +. My police radio hasn't made a sound all night its been hours since I have heard any of my partners voices on the radio. IM west bound on Prater way at 12th street crazing slow looking and listening. At night sound travels twice as far so I have both windows down so I can hear any unusual sounds like glass breaking or banging from someone trying to break into something. I hear the familiar crackle of my dispatchers voice on my radio. " 153 Sparks"........" 153" I answer back. " 10-17 the victim of a Vehicle Burg at 1425 G Street, unknown suspect at this time loss is a car stereo" " 10-04"..... I slow and make the turn onto 1st street and head north from Prater way, I turn the lights out on my marked Unit and hug the curb trying to look like a parked car. The Human eye only picks up quick movements so I creep along the edge of the curb a

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The Cabin, the Snow and Natalie by Baxter72© I don't know why it is—I guess it's because people have compassion—but if you suddenly become a widower at a fairly young age—and I would consider 51 to be young—relatives, friends and neighbors feel a compulsion to try and set you up with dates and invite you out to places. I guess they feel sorry for you. At any rate, I was one of those. At the age of 51, I worked as a teacher in the local high school, and my wife, only 47 years old, had died about a year ago of breast cancer. Thus, people went out of their way to "set me up" and to make plans for me. One of those was my neighbor, Jim Morrison. Morrison and his wife Nancy had three daughters: Natalie, 18, who was in her first year of college at Boston U; Noreen, 15, who was in 9th grade, and Nicole, 13, who was in 7th grade. All of the family were sports enthusiasts and liked to go skiing in the White Mountains of New Hampshire at least once during the winter. Morrison usually

The Cabin At Lake George
The Cabin at Lake George by Baxter72 © After many years of trying as an amateur writer, I finally had found a publisher who was interested in publishing a mystery novel I had written. The "gimmick" of the novel was that the detective who solved the mystery was a woman named Sherri Holmes, who used the methods of the venerable Sherlock Holmes. The publisher invited me to his New York office for lunch, and we ate at a small French restaurant on 52nd Street. "I like this idea so much that I want you to start thinking about a series starring this detective," he said, "That's where the money is—in series. Think of A is for Apple—or whatever the first one in that series was called." "Sounds like a good idea." "I want to talk to you at length about it, don't have that much time now. What are you doing this weekend?" "Nothing." "Good. I like to get out of the city every weekend and go up to my cabin on Lake George. Why don't you drive up and spend the weekend with my daug

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The Cabin by nightowl840 © It started out as a weekend trip up into the mountains of Tennessee. It was late in the fall and the leaves had turned to the brilliant colors of a rainbow. The cabin overlooked a small mountain stream that flowed slowly as it made it way down to the lake a mile below us. The cabin had a large living room with a kitchen off to the side and a bath in the back of the cabin. The living room had a couch and two chairs facing the rock fireplace, which had a cook pot that would swing out from the fire. There was a desk along the back wall and there were bear skin rugs on the floor in front of the fireplace. There was a large mantle with oil lamps on each end that gave off a cozy light. The spiral stairs leading to the second floor was located in the corner opposite the fireplace. The upstairs had a large king size poster bed and across from it a fire place on the same wall as the living room. There was a large bay window along the front wall overlooking the str

The Cabin By Gary046
The Cabin by gary046 © It was a hot summer day when Lori and I headed for the beach just down from my cabin in the woods. We were there for a week of being alone with each other. We had met a couple months ago at a seminar about proto-type electronics. She was there to learn how to sell prototyping and I was there to teach how to sell. We met at a private class I was teaching. After talking for some time, we went for coffee. We had been dating ever since and thought that this week would be good for both of us. This was our first day here and it was time for the beach. Since the area was deserted, and the beach was not visible to anyone, it was perfect for nude sunbathing. Of course, we had on our suits as we headed for the beach. When we got there we spread a blanket on the sand and Lori stood and took of her bikini. Such beautiful breasts. They were a beautiful set if I ever saw them. As she streached her arms up to the sun, I could she how rounded, and firm they were. A

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Caela's Thank-You Gift by LucyCanyon © Caela rang the bell and waited expectantly. She had been planning this for a while and whilst she was looking forward to seeing Andy's reaction she was still a little apprehensive. The speaker clicked and Andy's slightly disembodied voice asked who it was. When Caela replied the door was unlocked and Caela entered the building. A voice from the first floor told her to come on up and Andy's familiar face appeared over the banister as she started to ascend. "Fantastic to see you, can't believe its more than two months since you left us, come on in," was Andy's opening enthusiastic burst. Caela carried on up and followed Andy into his large but modestly furnished office. Caela had worked for Andy for over a year, mainly administration but some other work as well. Although not in the same office they had developed a friendly relationship based on banter and a wicked but shared sense of humour. Caela had felt sad when she managed to get a job

Official Drug Test
Official Drug Test 1997 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (1997, Canada) A woman in Canada called the police with a complaint that she had been burnt in a drug deal. She claimed that a man had sold her a rock of crack cocaine, but when she brought it home, it "looked like baking powder." The police dispatched a narcotics agent to her house, who tested the rock and verified that, despite its appearance, it was indeed cocaine. The woman was promptly arrested for drug possession. The RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are encouraging anyone who thinks they may have been fooled into buying fake drugs to come forward

Cabin In The Woods
Cabin in the Woods by lisa123414 © The weather has been stormy as I traveled through the unfamiliar territory. The winds are so high and I see trees swaying dangerously as I drive down the dark road. The driving rain makes it difficult to see through the windshield. Without warning a tree falls in my path and I swerve to miss it and end up stuck in the mud. I get out and look around, I know my blackberry does not work out here and I wonder where the nearest help may be. I can see in the distance a rooftop, and I grab my overnight bag, lock up the rental car and begin to hike in that direction. The going is slow as I am not dressed for a hike. I am wearing a dress and boots with heels, and the wind tears at my coat, making each step harder as I lean into it. I finally arrive at the cabin and hesitate, there are no people around for miles and I wonder about the person out here alone, but it can't be helped and I knock, tentatively at first, then harder in order to be heard ab

The Last Laugh
The Last Laugh 2003 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (January 2003, Virginia) Paul Powell is not yet out of the gene pool but he will be soon, thanks to his own efforts to enable prosecutors to prove a capital murder charge against him. He had been tried and convicted of the murder of a 16-year-old girl, but his conviction was overturned by the State Appellate Court based on a lack of evidence that he had robbed or raped the woman. However, due process was not yet done with Powell. Thinking himself immune to further consequences, Powell wrote a gloating confession and sent it to the prosecutor's office. "Since the Virginia Supreme Court said that I can't be charged with capital murder again, I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened on January 29, 1999, to show you how stupid y'all are." He went on to explain in graphic detail exactly what had happened on the night he murdered the girl. But Powell did not have the last laugh. He overlooked a catc

The Business Trip
The Business Trip by Cute Joy © Friday morning and Gemma Davies walked into the airport terminal and looked around the crowded departure area. A P.A. to the sales director of a pharmacy company, she was off to Belgium for the weekend to get the signatures of a new partner on their distribution agreement. Gemma sighed heavily; travelling alone was such a drag, and something she never got used to. The part she loathed the most was walking into hotel restaurants and eating alone. She looked around searching out the check in desk. Mike Andrews walked into the same airport departure area three minutes later. Also off to Belgium and his current client's office near the airport. Consequently he too was making for the very same check-in desk where he joined the short queue and waited his turn. He barely noticed the attractive woman two places ahead of him. A self employed IT consultant he much preferred working from home and loathed the unfriendliness of most hotels. As he shuffled forw

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Happy Camper 2003 Honorable Mention Unconfirmed by Darwin (Camping Season 2003, Melbourne, Australia) Aussie emergency firefighters were called to extinguish a car fire on the Monash Freeway, a beltway that encircles Melbourne. When the firefighters arrived, they found an agitated young man watching as flames consumed his Ford. After extinguishing the blaze, the firefighters inspected the small car to find out what had caused the conflagration. First they found that the whole car was completely stuffed with camping gear. There was barely room for the driver. Every space was crammed. Then they opened the hood. The driver had packed for an extended camping trip, but had run out of room in the small passenger compartment. So he decided to use all that wasted space under the hood, such as the space between the motor and the hot exhaust pipes. Among the left-over items was a bottle of gas used to fuel the barbecue grill. Amazingly, the superheated bottle of gas did not expl

The Business Luncheon
The Business Luncheon by AnniePalmer © As the Monday staff luncheon moved into its second excruciating hour, James excused himself from the table and walked the short distance to the restroom. At Julianna's, located in a shabbily genteel old home, the facilities were of the compact, one-at-a-time variety, consisting of a toilet, a urinal and a small mirror over a pedestal sink. James blithely faced the urinal, planted his feet, unzipped his Dockers and fished out his miniscule manhood, holding it by the loose skin bunched beneath the head. Because he possessed a grower, not a shower, he was pleased to have privacy, and grateful not to be concerned with critical, if surreptitious, evaluations from his better-hung co-workers. He aimed and released, breathing a sign of relief as his swollen bladder emptied its contents and splattered on the white porcelain. Then the door rattled and began to open behind him. "Shit," he muttered. "I forgot to lock up." Luckily, he thought, he was

A Medical First At Oktoberfest
A Medical First at Oktoberfest 2003 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (September 2002, Germany) Three doctors from a Munich clinic published the following account in a highly respected medical journal. The man in question disqualified himself from a true Darwin Award by being smart enough to go to a hospital and admit what he'd done. The report is quoted directly from the journal, with the addition of bracketed "translations" that clarify the medical jargon. "A 31-year-old man was admitted to the emergency unit with severe abdominal pain and vomiting for two hours. [He'd been sober enough to notice a problem for the last two hours.] An abdominal radiograph disclosed intestinal obstruction, and a small bowel follow-through study revealed a filling defect in the right-side jejunum. [His gut was backed-up because something was stuck in it]. Persistent exploration of the patient's history [he *really* didn't want to talk about it] disclosed a visit to the Munich Octoberfest

Recycled Bullets
Recycled Bullets 2007 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin Bugs Bunny was smarter... (12 May 2007, Lake Luzerne, New York) Adult survivors of the teenage years are well aware that teenager exists in a private world where he already knows everything he needs to know. Here is the story of one teenager who was finally prompted to reconsider his mental acumen, and admit that he not only doesn't know everything, he really doesn't know anything. In a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon, Falling Hare, the wascally wabbit matches wits with a gremlin at a US airbase. The gremlin is bashing a bombshell with a mallet in an attempt to detonate it, and Bugs Bunny comes up and asks if he can have "a whack at it". Just before the mallet hits the bombshell, Bugs stops and screams, "WHAT AM I DOING?!!" The subject of today's story did not have the epiphany that Bugs had. This 18 year old decided he needed money, probably for beer -- I recall being 18 once. The problem now becomes how to ra

The Business Lady
The Business Lady by arielcaye © I had been working really hard at the office one day with just so many clients to contact before the day was through. It was almost my lunch break but I decided to make a couple of more calls before I left. I called James R. Peterson because he was easier to talk to and I have to admit, he had a pretty sexy voice. Just thinking about what he looked like made me shiver all over my body. So, I picked up the phone and dialed meticulously. It rang three times and then unfortunately the answering machine picked up. "You've reached the voice mail of James Peterson, Director of Marketing. I'm unavailable to speak with you at the moment but if you leave a detailed message I will call you back as soon as possible." Then I heard the beep. "Hello, Mr. Peterson. This is Carmen calling, from..." "Hello, Carmen " He picked up the phone and I was startled and somewhat nervous. I was grateful he didn't pick up at first because when I speak to this s

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Button-Fly Jeans by writer1965 © She had been teasing him on the dance floor all night, and they were both reaching fever pitch. Hurriedly, they rushed in to the men's toilets, Richard grabbing at her bum and trying to kiss her neck. He ached to get between her thighs, and she wanted it just as much, judging by the way she was pulling him on. She jumped onto the sink counter, sat forward and opened her legs. He hadn't even realised she wasn't wearing any knickers all evening, despite the shortness of her skirt. His erection made another leap, while he struggled to get his trousers undone. Mandy was enjoying his lack of control, he could tell. "Uh – unh" he grunted, as he pushed inside her and simultaneously pulled her towards him. His lips and hands were all over her: tits, shoulders, neck, mouth. God, she felt and tasted good. At this rate, he wasn't going to last long. Almost as soon as he had the thought, he came. No holding on tonight for him, making it last until they

Intelligence Blunders
Intelligence Blunders 1999 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin TNT: trinitrotoluene. A yellow crystalline compound that is a flammable toxic derivative of toluene; used as a high explosive. (13 August 1999, Manila) A deadly explosion in the Philippines' National Bureau of Investigation was initially considered to be a terrorist act. But the ensuing investigation linked the event not to criminals, but to careless NBI agents smoking near a bucketful of TNT. The blast killed seven people, including the perpetrator, and demolished the NBI Special Investigation Division. Grenades and other explosives also detonated in the fire. Officials are considering charging the Division Chief with criminal negligence for failing to safeguard seized explosives. But it is the perpetrator, envisioned crushing out his cigarette in a pail of explosives, who wins

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Busy at Work by Bad Mischa Bad © I, Sara Kramer, was very good at my job. A mere 22 years-old, I had just graduated from college four months ago as a Pre-Law Major. I had become a temp with an agency here in town as I took some time off from school, and had been assigned to Sutter Law. Four months ago, I started working as an office manager with dreams of becoming a lawyer one day. Now... now, all I dreamed of was Steve Sutter. Steve was my boss, and while still young, only 35, had become successful enough, and wealthy enough, to break out and start his own law firm. He snapped me up from the agency right away, hiring me full-time within the first month of me working with him. The office was small, but incredibly luxurious, as Steve catered to a more upper class clientele. And it was just the two of us working together, which was perfect. Which allowed for more... personal time between the two of us. I found out rather quickly that Steve was dedicated to his career, working l

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Business Trip Surprise
Business Trip Surprise by Dsireme © I open the door and remove my 3&½ inch spikes and jacket. I have on my pink skirt suit with a thin blouse underneath it. The hotel room seems like such a haven right now. Business trips can always be so hectic. I turn on the TV and sit down on the bed. I am switching channels when there is a soft knock at the door. I had told them when I came in that I needed more towels. I go to the door and open it. I see someone standing there with towels in front of their face. I noticed the dress being worn was not a hotel uniform. Jean shorts, polo shirt and sandals. I hear "Your towels my love" and they are handed over to me. It is you standing there smiling at me. I can't believe it. You actually flew out to be with me. I can help but to smile, maybe this trip wasn't going to be as bad as I thought it would be. I step back and you walk into the room, closing the door behind you. You grab me, pushing the towels out of my hand and kiss me very passion

Flames Of Passion
Flames of Passion 1999 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (17 November 1999, Germany) Germany's long-held image as a peaceful Utopia has been tarnished by an acrimonious divorce. After bitter divorce proceedings, 40-year-old Uwe of Brandenburg found that he had lost everything but his lederhosen knickerbockers. Among other possessions, the settlement demanded that Uwe turn over ownership of his house to his newly-estranged wife, Verena. Enraged by his 37-year-old wife's unmitigated legal victory, the forty-year-old man decided to follow the sage advice of an obscure German proverb: "If life gives you lemons, burn them." Descending into the basement with his trusty drill, Uwe proceeded to bore several holes into a rather large oil tank. He then set fire to the fuel as it poured in erratic streams onto the floor. To his delight, the entire basement was engulfed in flames within seconds. His joy turned to ashes, however, when he realized that he was now in the middl

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Business Trip Flight by Dsireme © I hate business trips. All the travel can be wearying and boring but I have no choice in the matter. I boarded the airplane thinking how the four hours were going to be such a bore. I had already seen the in-flight movie and really did not have anything to do. And on top of it, I had to sit all the way in the back where it was noisy and dark. I was hoping I could move to another seat after the plane was in flight. I went to the last row. It was a two seat-three seat-two-seat plane and the last row only had the middle three seats. I had the outside seat and sat there waiting for the other two people to show up. There were a few people in the row in front of me. The plane was almost ready to close its doors and it was barely filled. I don't care to fly and I really hate the take offs and landings. As the plane took off, I held the armrest tightly, the white-knuckle syndrome. We finally got in the air and the seat belt light went off. I sto

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Business or Pleasure by mooseinMD © Because of his job, encountering delayed flights, angry passengers and rude employees on his way to the airport was nothing new to Dave. Typically he would leave on a Sunday night or Monday morning, returning Wednesday or Thursday to finish up the week back home in the office. But this was no normal trip -- while to many a trip to Cleveland may not seem exciting, they would be wrong. Dave left for the airport straight from the office on Friday. Instead of the normal hotels his company booked for him, he had upgraded to the suite for the weekend. This weekend was the result of much anticipation, waiting, and excitement. Dave was finally meeting his friend Molly. They met online and had been chatting, emailing, calling, and flirting for months now. It just so happened that work was bringing Dave to her neck of the woods this week. Dave decided to come out the weekend before so they could spend some time together. Of course, now that the wee

Business Boundaries
Business Boundaries by rj_mcdonnell © They had been traveling for five days now. The business trip had taken them to five different cities in five days pitching the new product to prospective clients. Each night was a different hotel with a few hours of sleep after fine tuning the pitch for the next days' client. Tom was head of the marketing department and had developed the strategy to promote the new product. Maria was instrumental in putting the promotional material and presentation together. Therefore it was natural that they both go on the trip. Neither was looking forward to being gone for so long, especially after having worked so much overtime just getting the presentation together before deadline. But the potential payoff was to great to leave to anyone else. They had to go. The client was teetering on making a large purchase and, after talking to division leaders around the country on the previous days, a great deal was riding on the last day, these were the decision m

Boyfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe

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Business Begins: The Agreement by RedHairedandFriendly © She was standing there at the counter quietly checking out the rings that were on display, as well as their matching pendants, bracelets, and earrings. Her fingers ran smoothly over the cut and polished stones and it took all she had in her to finally give in and pluck one up. She slipped it into her pocket and then turned to walk away. She never saw the man in the corner watching her. When the jeweler turned back to ask the woman if she'd found something she liked, it was the gasp escaping her lips that signaled to the man that the young beauty had indeed lifted one of the gemmed bands of gold. Katie heard the surprising noise and closed her eyes. The deep breath she took was as far as she got to signal her escape; the firm grip on her arm was the realization that she wasn't going far. She was brought up short and spun around. Katie's lungs were crushed against the beefy security guard and she stared at the silver bu

Bus Boffing
Bus Boffing by MagicFingers © I was in the Air Force, stationed at Biloxi, Mississippi attending technical school. It wasn't too bad. School was six hours a day, five days a week, and there weren't a lot of extra duty activities other than physical training for a while each day. We were allowed to do pretty much what we pleased on off-duty and weekend times. There were bars, beaches and babes there, however, I needed my car! So, I arranged a weekend pass and took off on Friday night on the bus to get mine and drive it back on Sunday. Off we went into the dark night. Things were routine and uneventful until we got to Montgomery, where there was a short layover and I had to change busses. The bus was one of the old Greyhound/Trailways type with the luggage storage under the cabin. The driver and the first 3 rows of seats were at ground level and there were steps that took you up to the upper level above the storage, engine, and wheels. As I entered the bus, I could tell it was

Silence
In silence i sit staring at nothing is this what my life has become am i a meaningless soul with no-one to belong to.. can i never be loved and love in return has a darkness that has surrounded me for far to long made me faceless in a world full of beauty will people understand me when my darkness cloaks me will a light ever be given back to me as it was taken away the silence is a comfort but sometimes i need laughter the darkness protects but is a lonely place so i sit in my silence and continue to stare at nothing waiting for that light and the laughter to return but all that is there is silence...

Bus Again
Bus Again by Roopmati2000 © We, my husband, and me were returning after visiting a relative's function late at night. The bus was crowded. My husband pushed me inside and instructed me to go at the back thinking it may not be less crowded there. He was wrong It was much more crowded and we both got stuck. I was at the back and he was stuck somewhere in the middle. Some more crowed came in and I was pushed back against a young man who was facing me. I was holding the supporting straps with both my hands but still swaying with the movements of the bus. Every now and then I was falling on him but he supported me with firm body. He was pleasant to look at strong, medium height and in his twenties. Suddenly I realized that something was poking me at my pubes. When I looked down it was his erection. By the impression it created it was quite big. I tried to push away but there was no space. I looked at him. "I am sorry, I can't help." He whispered in my ear." You are very beaut

Burning Love
Burning Love by fqc © I don't know how you could love me, but somehow you do. I can see it in your beautiful brown eyes as you look into mine, sparkling as I stare into the universe that sees only me. I smile at you, a small and private smile, the kind I only give to you. You smile back at me as I draw closer to you, I can't resist you, I never was able to. I wrap an arm around you and hold you gently against me. I slowly move my hand up and down your back and slowly caress the side of your face with my other hand as you wrap your arms around me. My heart racing, I run my hands thru your thick brown hair and I kiss you lovingly, the taste of your soft lips making my knees weak. I gently hold the back of your neck as we kiss, massaging it softly. I feel your lips part as you slowly slide your tongue into my mouth, I don't resist, but rather intercept your tongue with mine, rubbing it against yours softly. I tighten my hold on you, pull your body closer to mine as we kiss, my hand ho

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MC Hammer dead.......RIP MC Hammer ( Kirk Burrell), Pop Rap icon of the 90's , passed away today in a Baltimore hospital room outside a Tribe Called Quest show in New Jersey last night, the singer was struck by a car passing by the front of the Ventura Theatre. Brunswick police say that the driver allegedly stopped, but then fled the scene. There is now a police investigation underway. Hammer was rushed to St. Agnes Hospital in Baltimore, where he was pronounced dead this morning at 6am. This is a tragedy for the underground music as a whole and we need to stand together at this time of loss. REPOST TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS FOR REV. MC HAMMER U Can't Touch This VideoU Can't Touch This lyrics - MC Hammer lyrics MC Hammer Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

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The Breakup by Aswrite03 © It was mortifying, really, to think of how easily she'd been taken in. As a strong, independent woman, she prided herself on her ability to tell when a man was truly interested in her, and when he was just trying to get her out of her clothes. At least, she had prided herself on that ability. But then Jude had come along...and before you could snap your fingers, she'd been stripping out of her clothes and begging him to take her. And he had. Oh, he had. But Celia wasn't the time to share. No, not at all. Even if there wasn't a plethora of diseases running around, it would grate her pride way too much to share a man with other women. And Jude...well, he couldn't have kept his zipper up even if it was super-glued. No matter how much she wanted to throw a fit, throw a pillow, throw a vase, throw anything, she refused to give in to the urge. Temper tantrums weren't something that strong women indulged in--they handled their problems and disappoint

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The Break Up by hotwell © Things hadn't been going well between them, for quite a while actually. Yes they loved each other, but somehow that love had changed over the years of their turbulent, long distance relationship. The relationship was extremely passionate but scarred with misunderstandings and hurt feelings. The two of them were sharing the last day of a weekend together in Jan's new city. Having moved to the big apple recently, she had invited Walt to visit for the weekend, not unlike many other weekends from their past in Jan's previous city. As they lay on Jan's bed together, hardly talking, just looking into each other's eyes thoughts raced though their heads. How will this relationship work? Why can't we make any progress? Is this the last time we will be together? Walt's hand slowly caressed Jan's body. She felt his touch, reassuring and sensual, just like the first time he touched her, just like every time he touches her. His hand begins to rove her body, fo

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Real treasure to be found If you're always chasing happiness, it will never be able to find you. Relax, simply give happiness a place to live in you, and it will be in great abundance. When you put conditions on enjoyment, it turns into just another chore. Let go, and sincerely enjoy the miracle that is your life as it comes to you in each moment. If you become overly attached to specific results, you set yourself up for disappointment and disillusionment. Be ambitious, yet do not be your ambition. Sometimes, when things fail to go the way you planned, they turn out better than you could have possibly expected. Welcome life's surprises and choose to see the positive value that is in each one of them. Don't be too quick to place judgments on the people, situations and events in your life. In everything that comes along, there is an opportunity for you to more fully discover and express your true purpose. Be open to whatever life brings your way. There is real treasure to

The Break In
The Break In by Tanya_Lestat © It was midnight. The moonlight dripped across the grass, shading the once green blades silver. The sky was clear- the stars were out. Her breath came quickly, but not from exhaustion. As she walked across the field, she felt the urge to run, to move faster, almost as if she was being chased, but she was not, and she knew it. The only thing behind her was her own nervousness, her own fear. She sprinted, letting the wind flow around her body and snap her hair behind her. She felt free, her long blonde hair flowing, and knew that tonight many questions would be asked, maybe even answered. It had all started almost three months ago, when she had caught his eye while getting her morning hot chocolate. He was tall, taller than her, and she had memorized every feature of his face and body. He was sleek, well muscled, thin but not angular- the long arms that would enfold her in a gentle hug, his tapered fingers and lithe hands, how he would smile, and t

Flyswatter
Flyswatter 2006 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (April 2004, California) An adult education teacher gave 25 students an impromptu lesson in safety during his safety class. Using opaque reasoning, Teach figured the 40-mm shell he had found on a hunting trip must be inert. He kept the round and used it as a paperweight on his desk. After all, ordnance is such a unique conversation piece. But more notably, this particular ordnance was the teacher's ticking ticket to fame. One spring morning, a bug crawled across his desk. Should he squash it with a tissue? Sweep it out the door? Leave it to pursue its happy existence, and continue on with his lesson? No; the teacher picked another alternative. He took up the "inert" artillery shell and slammed it onto the short-lived insect. The impact set off the primer, and the resulting explosion caused him burns and shrapnel lacerations on his hand, forearm, and torso. No one else in the classroom was hurt. To the teacher's furt

Broken Down
Broken Down by bigeorgie09 © The windshield wipers are whipping across the windshield. I have the high beams on, but they are hardly making a difference in this downpour. I am still an hour from home and on the interstate, when my car starts to sputter. The power is failing; I can tell as my lights dim and die. I pull off to the side of the highway and coast to a stop. I wait a minute in my dead car, hoping it will consider starting again. I press my suede boot against the clutch and brake as I turn the key. She turns over, but there's no power. I then look to my cell phone to see if I can call for help. No service. Damnit. Since I can't call anyone for help, I might as well try to help myself. I open my door and step out of the dry car, into the cool rain. I am soon drenched. My white T-shirt is transparent and stuck to my skin. I close my door behind me and walk around to the front of the car. I manage to pop the hood and brace it open. Steam rolls out when the hood opens.

Brief Encounter
Brief Encounter by Pussyrider © A few weeks ago I was sitting on a quiet railway station when a woman of about 30 appeared and sat at the other end of the bench. She was short and chubby with shoulder-length brown hair, wearing a two-piece pin-striped business suit which looked a size or two too tight for her and black shoes with three-inch heels. She also wore unstylish black-framed glasses, with thick lenses. I couldn't help glancing at her because, although she looked a bit frumpy, she was bare-legged, and her fleshy pink legs were sexily goose-pimpled in the cool breeze. She totally ignored me as she was intent on a conversation she was having on her mobile 'phone. I tried not to listen to the call, but it was clearly becoming more and more heated. After a couple of minutes the lady shrieked "Oh fuck you!" and switched the 'phone off with a flourish. She slumped down on the bench and stared into space, clearly upset. I also stared straight ahead, in embarrassment, wishing

Bride's Maid
Bride's Maid by maanmathan_playboy © I knew that the girl was looking at me since morning when I first saw her. I am here at my best friend's wedding which is going to be happening the next day. The place was surrounded by a crowd all the time. She seemed to be the friend of the bride and was struck up with the bride like a glue. I was eager to find a chance to speak with this beautiful girl. The time was almost midnight and everyone was returning back to their homes. The bride and bridegroom returned to their respective rooms when it was 12 O' clock. Till then, we were all chatting and playing all sort of games. The stranger girl was all smiling and glancing at me often. I couldn't take my eyes of her pretty red saree decorated with glass beads and flowers. I tried to stop my imagination when my eyes caught a glimpse of her fair hips through her saree as she was dancing. I retired to the balcony and tried to work out a nice plan to speak with this un named girl the next day at

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"Heroes is an American Emmy Award-nominated science fiction drama tv show, created by Tim Kring, which premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. The show tells the story of several people who ""thought they were like everyone else... until they realized they have incredible abilities"" such as telepathy, time travel, flight and instantaneous regeneration. These people soon realize they have a role in preventing a catastrophe and saving mankind. The series emulates the writing style of American comic books with short, multi-episode story arcs that build upon a larger, more encompassing arc. Kring said ""we have talked about where the show goes up to five seasons."" When the series premiered in the United States, it was the night's most-watched program among adults aged 18-49, attracting 14.3 million viewers overall and receiving the highest rating for any NBC drama premiere in five years." Heroes TV Show Heroes TV Show 2

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Older Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin A college student dressed up as Dracula for Halloween. As a finishing touch, he put a pine board down the front of his shirt, so he could "realistically" stick a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed with a killing stake. He didn't consider the strength of the thin pine board when he tapped the knife in with a hammer. Propelled by the force of the hammer, the sharp knife tip split the soft pine and buried itself in his heart. He staggered from his dorm room into the party, gasping, "I really did it!" before succumbing before horrified friends lmfao WTF

Breath Holding Course
Breath Holding Course by Naxos © "How would you like to increase your breath holding times from a measly 1 minute to 5 minutes or more! With the Julie Wilson Breath Holding Course you will join a growing group of men and women that enjoy freedom from one of the more basic human weaknesses; The need to breathe continually." A young man clad in a bright red and white Speedo swimsuit swam leisurely through a shipwreck that was obviously in very deep water. At his side was a stunning young woman who had a miniature crimson string bikini and a silver 6 cubic foot high-pressure mini scuba tank strapped to her willowy waist. They joined hands and moved together but with one conspicuous difference - she breathed her air - he held his breath. They swam and cavorted through the passageways gliding into the wheelhouse of the old cargo ship that had been sunk to form a fish habitat. They played with the boats controls and looked in the cabinets. The boy took their picture using his

Breaking The Loneliness
Breaking the Loneliness by hellsstraydog © "Damn these days, gray skies, cold as all hell and I sit here all alone." Emma mutters to herself as she clutches a warm cup of tea. Unfolding her legs she slides out of the over stuffed armchair she had been lounging in for the past hour. Strolling by the window, she stops to glance at the reflection. Not exactly a sight to see, her golden blonde hair haphazardly pulled back, a large blue robe covering her pajamas and the giant fuzzy slippers her dog half chewed. Pulling the robe tight around her revealing her very womanly figure, the nice well-rounded breasts, the side indents to her stomach and her nicely shaped hips and thighs. "Tell me why it is I am lonely?" speaking to an invisible nobody. Snapping her out of her self-critiquing, the phone rings. She stumbles for it, slightly dazed. "Hello?" she speaks into the receiver. "Hey, Emma it is Dylan, I'm bored out of my mind. Would you mind if I come over, I'll bring a movie, it is

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Halloween Pumpkin Award 1998 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin I'll Never Smoke Again, Mummy! (31 October 1998, Canada) For Halloween this year, a Canadian man named Gary dressed as a mummy by wrapping himself from head to toe in fluffy cotton batting. The cotton was taped at the wrists and ankles, and white gloves and running shoes completed his fashionable ensemble. As the mummy was waiting in the kitchen for his girlfriend to dress for pictures of their costumes, he carelessly lit a cigarette... and burst into flames, as the flammable costume ignited. His girlfriend rushed into the kitchen and dragged him into the yard before calling the fire department. An appalled group of trick-or-treaters learned the reason for flame-retardant costumes right there on the lawn of his grilfriend's Orillia home. Firefighters arrived within minutes, and found his entire costume reduced to ashes, right down to the white coveralls underneath. Gary was covered with second- a

Breaking The Ice
Breaking the Ice by easygoinguy © The first time I met Sheila was one Friday night after I had gotten off work. She was easily the prettiest thing there and I couldn't help but look at her as she sat there drinking her beer or when she walked to the dance floor with friends. I was too much of a wimp to just walk over and talk to her, so I just ended up admiring her from afar. Sheila had blonde shoulder length hair, looked a little older then my 38 years, had a amazing tan, stood around 5'6" and was thin, weighing maybe no more then 120. I was married at the time and had lost all my confidence in approaching the opposite sex. In my day I was quite the charmer but since I married my confidence had slipped from the self-assuredness I once possessed to not being at all at ease in approaching women. I continued to sit there and gaze at her, trying not to make eye contact, something I was sure would drive her away. I watched her dance in her incredibly short cut off jeans and wondere

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A Brief Encounter on the Beach by sarahloveitt © Sarah first met Rocco on the internet. She wrote erotic stories and Rocco read them on the internet. He sent her a message to say that he was impressed with her writing skills, asking if she'd like some pics of him. Not expecting anything out of the ordinary, Sarah was happy to receive them - but, imagine her surprise when they were pics of his stiff cock - and what a cock! at least eight inches - the third one dribbling sperm down the shaft, with a plentiful pool on his lower belly! Wow! That was some penis to be admired and enjoyed. To encourage the young man further, Sarah - who was probably twice his age - egged him on with a bit of cybersex. She wrote a message to him: 'Feeling a bit randy last night, I took another look at your pictures to stoke me up a bit more. I was able to imagine slipping that wonderful piece of manhood between my pussy lips, pressing them against the head and gently sliding it in and out whilst play

A Brief Encounter
A Brief Encounter by lgreenwood© Author's Note: Thanks for reading! A quick little story for your reading pleasure - if you prefer something longer, try one of my other stories. When finished, please take a few seconds and rate this story - one click is all it takes. And, if you have a minute, leave me feedback and tell me what you liked or didn't like about it. Enjoy! * Looking down the concrete stairs at the bar entrance, she asked herself yet again if she wanted to go through with this - the answer was the same as always. She took a deep breath, forced her foot forward and started down the steps to the battered door which advertised that cheap domestic beers were proudly served on the premises. Pushing the door open she found a dimly lit bar smelling of cigarette smoke and stale beer. Five guys at a table in the corner openly flouted the new city-wide smoking ban, the bartender half-heartedly asking them to stop. Hard hats hung on the wall behind them. Five pairs of eyes

Thing Don't Seem The Same
thing don't seem the same with use and by use i mean jody and i. so iam on the phone with him last night and all that seem to keep happing was him and i bud heads and not meshing well at all i told him i miss him but the missing me part didn't seem to be there for him it been week senice we chilled and everytime i seem to want to hang out with him it never good timeing for him. he could tell i wasn't happy with the fact that he hasn't been able to chill with me. cause he like i know think iam blowing u off but iam realy not just been busy. and i try to be understanding very much so but i miss are midnight drives and just chilling and watching moveis or even going for walk on the beach. dam plan and sample i miss my jody lol. i sometimes feel like he can't deal with my crazyise sometimes like last night on the phone i was to giggle for him and he couldn't seem to understand anything i was saying or he just couldn't flow and keep up with me being me last night. but i hope things are ok w

The Boss Is Always Right
The Boss is Always Right by BabyBlue2005 © The office was silent; I stared at my PC monitor watching the little numbers dance across the screen. They still did not add up. I sighed, and twirled blonde hair around nervous fingers. I had added this spreadsheet up more times than I could count and I was still missing revenue. If it had been a few pennies I would have closed the system down and gone home but 50K would definitely be noticed. It was 7pm, the office lights were dim against the black night seeping in through the windows. There was only me, my boss and a couple of managers left in the building. I sighed again; what I would give to be curled up on the sofa at home, drinking a glass of red wine and watching whatever mindless show was on the TV. I looked at the screen again. I had to get this report right by tomorrow morning otherwise... I did not want to even consider the alternative. I needed this job; well not the job, I needed that like I needed a hole in my head but I

The Bosom Of Desire
The Bosom Of Desire by historymajor© 1. Okay, I admit that I saw how horny he was. It's just... well, he just seems so demanding sometimes. Frankly, I just don't want to mess with it all the time. So when he began coming on to me—you know, caressing my hips and butt, giving me a hug every five minutes... Hey, I want to know, why is it that he is so hesitant to give me a hug when I want comfort and yet when he wants his own kind of "comfort", he's all over me? If he really loved me, wouldn't he want to help my emotional need? So, maybe I was irritated at that today and decided to give him a dose of his own medicine. Well, not really. I just wasn't interested. And he seemed so demanding. And he never really asked. So in the midst of one of his "hugs" (and he was SOOO hard, I mean I could feel it even if there were a steel plate between us) I told him that I was walking up to the store. By myself. Cause I needed some time alone. Boy, did he give me puppy dog eyes. He knew I was r

Box Lunch
Box Lunch by romanticwench © Jack Scoffield sighed as he watched the green light of his office phone signal the incoming call from his newest client. Rushfield Incorporated was going to prove to be one of Howard & Steinberg's most profitable accounts, and he had been wooing them for months. So even though this call was coming five minutes before his lunch date with Melanie, he knew he had to take it. Melanie would have to understand. He smiled as he thought of the lively blond who had charmed his nights for the past six months. Intelligent and beautiful, she had taken everything that was him and kept him in a continual state of teasing, never allowing their flirty relationship to extend beyond that. She was far too sophisticated to allow herself to become just a fly by night. She wanted to make sure she was stitched under skin like an erotic tattoo before she allowed him into her intimate paradise. And for the last six months, Jack felt as though he was falling headfirst into an

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Bow-Wow Girl by Hornyman69WithU© I had just transferred to another college my sophomore year. Didn't know practically a soul. So, when I met a really nice, attractive, and smart girl in Psychology class, I zeroed in on her. Christina and I hung out a lot, and I really liked her, but she was not readily giving up the good stuff, putting the brakes on after 2nd base. I figured she had the idea I was a playboy who might fuck and dump her, but I sincerely wanted to be her steady boyfriend, so I was patient to prove my genuine interest. Tough for a horny guy like me who'd not got any since the end of summer, but I was doing what I had to do. One night I'd invited her over for an I'll-cook-dinner-at-my-place evening, but right before she was due, she called and asked if she could bring a couple of girlfriends, so I said OK, though I thought that was a bit puzzling. She shows up with another two girls from her dorm I'd heard her talk about but had never met, and my beer, along

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I couldnt take this and talk about it there cause it was too painful for me. but i have it here. and i finally found it. You're gone a month today, And it hurts to hear your name, It's only been a little while, And nothing is the same. My whole world has changed, In certain places you're not there, The anguish I hold, Makes it so un fair. And I can't search for you, You're nowhere to be found, Your soul is too far away, Your body buried in the ground. And this artificial happiness, Is so hard to shine through, I wish so much, I could say goodbye to you. I never got to tell you, Just how nice you were, I look at your resting chair, But you're not there. And it kills so much, I'm screaming inside, It's just not right, Not ok that you died. And I knew you for years, Didn't know you were un well, It hurts to be the one, That was there when you fell. But I was there for you, And I wonder if you know, Because you passed so suddenly, You weren't

Born To Suck
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Numb
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Story Of My Life
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Residue
Broken tooth From fist once loved Scars in unseen ways. Trust betrayed Inflicted harm Lost in emotions maze Respect denied Flows both ways Diminishing esteem. Sadness seeps To aching marrow Laughs a far off dream Soul deep anger Smoulders darkly Sustaining life long pain Time groans on Fades memory Deep wounds, though, Still remain.

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I love that he randomly rolls over in his sleep, opens his eyes[notices if i woke up when the bed moved] and says "your beautiful", then passes back out and is snoring within moments. Friday night I was climbing over him[we sleep in in my single size daybed] at like 4am to go potty, and I get halfway to my bedroom door and he busts out singing the "Oh Mandy" song, without knowing all the lyrics lol. Sumthing like "Oh Mandy, you came and you blah blah blah blah blah, but you da da da da, oh Mandy!" I giggle, he tells me he loves me and then rolls over and passes back out. He never gets that grumpy look when i accidentally wake him up[i dont sleep well, in and out of bed all night]. He always just smiles. Or if i touch him in his sleep he gets all smiley. Teehee. We were on vacation with his family and his sisters boyfriend [jokingly] rubbed a little bit on his leg while he was passed out and he got a smile and went "Mmmm". it was so cute JB[his sisters bf] was like "aww he think

Belize
Belize by antooine © It was the first Sunday in Belize, and the other guys had decided to go over to the mainland for the day, to go explore some Mayan ruins. I wasn't so interested, and decided to spend my day in the village, going through shops and generally walking around. Anna bid us farewell, closing and locking the door behind us as we left. I was barely halfway to town when I realized that I had left my wallet behind at the suite. I opened the door, seeing that Anna's room was open, but the doors down the long corridor to the lounge were closed. I opened them and walked into my room, yet I could not see my wallet anywhere, stymied, I walked out of my room and turned left, to look in the lounge. I stopped dead when I look on the balcony. Anna was lying on a lounge chair, her raven-black hair hanging at her shoulders, as the chair was in a sitting rather than a lying position. Her long, shapely legs were pulled towards her chest, hanging over the arms over the chair as

Being Wholesome Is Overrated
Being Wholesome Is Overrated by indigo_boots © "I could come kidnap you." That text message made me smile as I lay in my bed, wondering if he was serious or just messing around with me. It took me a few minutes to make up my mind, and I sent one back- "K, give me a few minutes." That was calm, collected, smooth. Really I was racing around my room, no longer comfortable in my bed, looking for something halfway decent to wear, trying to fix tear smudged make up and digging around for my body spray. It was midnight, and I knew the night would only be longer. I zipped up my green coat over my stripped polo and tight jeans and stepped out into the night. Snow sparkled under the nearly full moon and the headlights of his car as he pulled up. As I walked in front of the headlights I was hoping he was checking my legs and firm ass out, the jeans made me look great. Maybe I pranced a little bit, but I didn't get a comment, so I don't think he noticed. I got in and smiled, his fam

Being Late
Being Late by sweet and petite © The crackle of the fire called to her, drawing her from her solitary perch on the couch. Bare feet meeting cold hardwood, welcomed the warmth of the floor before the hearth. Kneeling to the floor, she opened the screen and placed a large log across the dimming flame. The smell of wood smoke enveloped her as the fire's appetite licked the edges of the new wood. Returning the screen, she slid back to the pillows arranged before the fire. So much preparation, she thought as she sipped wine from one of the two glasses set out, such a waste. The deep green silk of her gown rose slightly as she extended her legs to feel the warmth. A slight chill drifted across her bare shoulders, her full nipples hardening with the chill. Lying back on the cushions, she dipped her fingers in the wine and traced a line from her lips down to moisten between her ripe breasts. Imagining for a moment it was her lover's tongue caressing her cleavage. Another sip of wine, t

Being Frank
Being Frank by cantdog © I was out behind the church, smoking. It's an outdoor sport, these days. The back door gives onto a hillside, which is pretty steep. It makes a shelf partway down, but then really drops off. At the bottom are parking lots behind the Harlow Street businesses, but you can't see them through the trees, at least, not until all the leaves have fallen. I heard voices down on the shelf. It's sheltered there. Kids go there to deal, smoke or maybe make out, and sometimes street people sleep there among the trees. I've been down there; there's a fire pit, even. The voices rose and became sharp-- some altercation, probably. Then a man's voice was raised in exasperation, enough so I could hear the words. "Well, Christ! You know what to do to fix this. Don't ya? Well?" "No," she wailed. "Well, fuck you, then! Winter's just around the fuckin corner, ain't it?" "Mm-hm." "Jesus! You gonna get out there and make money, or freeze?" There was a silence at

Behind The Movie Screen
Behind The Movie Screen by miss_eve © I flicked my torch over the small audience one last time and sighed. It was the first night of the biggest blockbuster movie of the summer and the theatre wasn't even half-full. We couldn't compete with the new multiplex in the town. I didn't really need to work here but I loved it. We had a small following of regular customers who loved the movie theatre's intimate atmosphere and swore their allegiance to us but I wasn't sure it was enough anymore. Once I was happy that the audience was settled and no more would enter the double doors at the rear I slipped through the door hidden behind the red velvet curtains to the right of the movie screen. The staff room was windowless and in the heat of the summer, sweltering hot. I took off the jacket of my usherette uniform and opened a couple of buttons on my blouse, settling down into a chair that had been placed in the room, alongside a small table. The door opened and Max, the owner of the the

Behind Red Doors
Behind Red Doors by kittencaboodle © The steam from your shower has just begun to fog up the mirror when I arrive home, back aching from a long day bent over a massage table. My eyes narrow and the corner of my mouth twists upward in a devilish smirk. "You little bastard, think you'll beat me to the shower do you," I mumble to myself as I kick the door closed, drop the trappings of my pedestrian lifestyle in the hall, and walk assertively towards the bathroom door- which you have left brazenly ajar- shedding items of clothing as I go. I pause at the door, considering what a scene it must be: me naked at the door of my own bathroom, with a trail of clothes behind me. My heart speeds up, as it always does when I think of touching you. Lust unswayed by time and familiarity. I slip in silently. You're singing to yourself, "Hey Julie" by Fountains of Wayne. Your eyes are closed to avoid the sting of the shampoo, and you haven't noticed me yet. I seize on the opportunity. Easing my

Beginnings
Beginnings by LitReader2006 © This is inspired by, and dedicated to someone special. Names are not necessary, she knows who she is and why she is special. That means more to me than titles. You're hesitant, unsure of yourself and what you may have gotten yourself into. It all seemed thrilling and daring up to now, but now it's real. You're here, sitting in your car, staring across at the door. You know he's in there waiting for you. You're comfortable with him, the days and weeks leading up to this point have all been about building something between the two of you, but now there's another step to be taken. Till now, it's been friends, a friendship maybe you're not supposed to have, a relationship that's grown more intimate than just friends are supposed to be, but you can communicate intimately with each other, there's been a trust built up. Knocking on that door won't just cause that physical door to open, you know it will likely open other doors, leading down differen

Becky Gets Laid
Becky Gets Laid by sweetheavenbaby © Standing under the spray of the shower she thought back to what she just wittiness. Her room mate, Tina on her hands and knees sucking her naked boyfriend's cock in the living room. She stood there and watch them for almost 10 minutes waiting for him to cum. Then she saw that he was watching her and smiling. She turned and went to her room. He watched Becky walked away. He wanted her to stay and keep him excited. Although he like his girlfriend, but she did not excite him as much as she thinks. What he wanted was a chance with Becky. Now she could turn him on just walking into the room. Many times while in bed with Tina he would pretend it was Becky with him. He did not know why she excited him so much. She wasn't sexy like his girlfriend, and her tits were not as big but it didn't matter. He was just getting into it when his girlfriend pulled back and stood saying she had to go, and she would make it up to him later. He stood there stroking

Beautiful Alarm Clock
Beautiful Alarm Clock by baldbiker56 © When I opened my eyes to the sound I had heard, you were standing beside my bed wearing the black baby doll top I had bought you for Christmas. I could see you were wearing no bra but you were wearing black lacey panties. I thought to myself how lucky I was to be awakened by you. I sat up on the bed and reached to pull you into my arms and rub my head against your firm boobs through the material of the baby doll top. Your scent was a mix of vanilla and lavender.....mmm you smell so good. You stood before me with your hands on my head holding my face against your full breasts. I could hear the beat of life as your heart pumped under my ear. Pulling back from your hold, I raised the baby doll up over your boobs then on up over your head and tossed it on the bed. I am always amazed by your beauty and softness and this morning was no different. You just keep getting better and sexier as you age. I took a moment to admire your boobs and the

Beachcomber
Beachcomber by EricWylde © After a brief, fitful sleep you lay naked and wide awake in your well appointed villa nestled on the beach of your island paradise. It had been a challenging few months of work and you had longed for your island hide-away; an opportunity to slow the pace and melt away the layers of stress that had accumulated since your last retreat. Sleep proved to be elusive and you opted for an early start on your tanning. You carefully examine your taut body in the full length mirror. The twinkle in your eye as your finger tips trail from your breasts to your sex reveals that you desire much more than simple rest from your tropical refuge. You prepare for your day with careful consideration. You are to be joined later in the week by a special friend, until then you are open to some new experiences and desire to turn heads at the beach and in the clubs. You select a black bikini that you laboured over choosing while preparing for your trip. It is a fabulous fit

Management Lesson
Eddie wants desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she's dating someone else. One day Eddie gets so frustrated that he goes to her and says, I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looks at him, and then says, NO! Eddie says, I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. She thinks for a moment and says that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she calls him and explains the situation. Her boyfriend says, ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...? Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, the mother f--ker had all quarters! Management lesson: Always consider a busine

Beach Lust
Beach Lust by BJlovers © HIM I'm driving the car and we're both not wearing very much because it's well over 30c outside. We stop at an intersection and I lean over to share another wonderful kiss with you. I gently squeeze your thigh with my hand which has been resting there for the 10 minutes of our 30min drive already. The car behind us starts tooting its horn at us so we stop kissing and turn on to the final stretch of road. I can sense you moving in your chair and I look over to see you arranging yourself so that you can lean over to my chair. You ask me to slide my pants down a bit so anticipating another amazing blowjob I slid them down to my knees, freeing my rapidly hardening cock. You gently take it in your hands and slowly begin stoking and gently squeezing it as you make yourself comfortable. I watch eagerly as you move you mouth down and over the head making it wet with your saliva as you lick the head all over. You then start the motion that you know I love so

Beach House
Beach House by Jack 303 © This is essentially a true story, recollected to the best of my ability. It doesn't happen often, but once in a blue moon, your fantasies become reality. The Introductions All my life I wanted to own a beach house. Not just a house near the beach, but on the beach, overlooking the ocean. When I sold my software company for almost 12 million dollars, I had the means to make my dream come true. Last Thanksgiving, my wife Marcy and I decided to invite the extended family to converge for the weekend on the beach house that we had just moved into. It turned out to be a very eventful holiday. Among the visitors were my nephew Cal and his gorgeous girlfriend, Allison. I am now a professor in the college that they both attend. Cal is a quiet kid but pleasant enough. Allison, who took two of my courses in marketing, is a player. Besides being physically stunning, she is charming, gregarious and charismatic. She lights up any room that she walks into. W

Beach Fun
Beach Fun by digisa © It was late evening and the sun was just setting. The whole world was turning a lovely shade of deep pink the water was warm and I was just thinking that I would have to leave it soon; the darkness would follow quite swiftly. I would have to give myself time to get back to the beach before that happened Then suddenly I was aware of you. I watched in disbelief as you walked onto my deserted part of the beach, you rounded the headland into the cove, just as I was about to leave the water. What timing! I panicked for a moment, how could I get to my cloths without you seeing me, I am not the sort to be naked in front of complete strangers. I shouldn't have been skinny dipping, I know but the water was just so inviting I couldn't resist. You spoke your voice was warm with a rich British accent, "good Evening" was all you said, but even so you managed to rock my world. I hesitated before responding, but you thought that I didn't understand you. "Ahh Lorelei ha

I Love My Mom
I OWE MY MOTHER I love you mom. ( and now I'm teaching my children the same things-- talk about deja-vu ) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you Into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, In case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mothe

The Bar
The Bar by ashesatwork © I drove up for the night, and I didn't feel like staying at the house all night so we stopped at this little townies bar you go to. It was everything I expected of a little pub, but yet nothing I had ever seen. I swear as soon as we walked in, everyone in the place fell dead silent, they either knew I wasn't from around there, or you had told them all about me. So we ordered our food and a pitcher of beer and talked about what we were going to do over the next few days. In my head I know we talked about just having a night were we actually talk and have a good time and not just have sex on our mind. We wanted this to be the night we found out everything about each other. The night started out so good and you were so sweet. Not to mention that voice of your, always send tingles down me when you talk. I hope we stay up all night talking. We've sat and laughed for a good hour and half. Been through 2 pitchers of beer and a few shots by now; not sure who's

The Back Room
The Back Room by Serena_Orgasmic © The neon sign outside said The Back Room, or at least it was supposed to. Three of the letters had burned out and never been replaced, so what it actually said was The Broom, and that's what it was called by its degenerate patrons. It could generously be called a bar, but in truth it was a hole in the wall. The pool tables were scratched to hell, and used less for billiard games than for sexual ones. There were more burned out neon signs inside advertising 'orna,' 'Mill,' and 'udweis.' A small stage stood in the corner, though it rarely saw a live band, taking a back seat to the ancient Juke Box, which most nights made about as much money as the toothless bartender. The Broom's degenerate patrons were mostly red of neck and blue of collar. The few white collars thrown in for good measure paid more attention to the crossed legs of their female companions than to the rings on their fingers. Sleeves were seldom seen and midriffs seldom covered, n

The Babysitter
The Babysitter by Pussy_Princess © I was home alone again. My parents were out and my annoying little brother was staying the weekend at a friend's house. My boyfriend is away at school and I wouldn't be seeing him anytime soon considering the fact that we had just had a huge fight. He's upset because I would have sex with him. Don't get me wrong he is a very attractive guy, he just doesn't know how to satisfy me. I get so bored and horny that it's causing me to lose focus on my school work. I should probably be studying since I have a paper due on Monday. Maybe it will help me get my mind off sex. 2 hours later..... I couldn't get into the studying mood. So I thought I would email my professor to ask for an extension on my paper. I begin surfing the web when I got an IM. I new right away that it was professor Laski. Laski: "Your request for an extension has been Dined. You have missed more that 3 assignments and you are Failing my class. I suggest that you buckle down an

Bbw
BBW by borgthemagician © I'd known Sarah for years. Saying that, I hadn't seen her for the last twenty or so. Back then we'd gone out for some time and then, somehow, we'd drifted apart. Maybe it was my work, who knows, I can't remember now. In those days we were both thinner, younger, and free. Now as I met her again, I didn't look at her figure, I just remembered the insecure, but clever girl, I'd known years ago. I remembered that she'd been very naive, especially sexually. Not that I'd been much better. It was a party at a friends house, it was summer and it was one of those times where you're surrounded by good friends, sharing a few too many bottles of wine and some good conversation. Sarah was the life and soul of the party, attractive, clever and witty. Before I knew it, it was very late and everyone was talking about going their separate ways. As Sarah lived quite a distance away, and seeing I lived reasonably close, I suggested that she could stay at my place for the n

Yay Im Excited Lollllllll
hey everyone just thought i would update this thing WELL IM TAKENNNNNNNNN NOW WHOOOHOOO melanie + cris for long time :) EH babe me luv ya long time :P anywayz i met this amazing guy his name is Cris hes so sweet and he makes me blush when he talks sweet to me and he makes me smile we just CLICK ya heard me lol anywayz yeah hes really great me makes me laugh and giggle and hes so sweet :) hes my superman :) i think this is gonna work and i cant wait to get to know him even better i want him to by my best friend my baby my everything :)

Bath Time
Bath Time by Linebacker56© She's in the tub, bubbles everywhere, candles scenting the room with vanilla; a flute of champagne rests by the tub. It's the champagne he sent her, saying how much he desires her and wants her. She loves the way he makes her feel - schoolgirl giddy. He's the handsome varsity linebacker, she's the hot little cheerleader ~ "oh we'll role play that, baby," she thinks in her mind. And she wants him so desperately, passionately she wants him. Taking a sip she hears the door open and she smiles. The bathroom door opens a crack and he steps in. It must have been a tough day, he looks like he ran a marathon, but there is that smile on his face. He kneels by the tub and she wraps her arms around his neck; a soft, innocent kiss turns seductive and determined. The champagne has done its work and she has a buzz going, otherwise she would have jumped out of the tub and into his arms. She keeps kissing him and pressing her curvy body into his. He feels her harde

Bare There
Bare There by rthnck © Ann sat on the bed and stared down at the red patch of hair that framed her pussy. Against her better judgment she was going to lose the hair. It's what her lover wanted. No, it's what her lover demanded. She had shaved it off once before and definitely hadn't liked the itchy feeling as it grew back. She had sworn she wouldn't do it again but here she was getting ready to lose it again and all because of a piece of paper. She had agreed to basically do whatever he wanted for an entire day. She was going to give herself completely to him and completely submit to him. All of her holes were there for the taking and she knew that she could expect them all to be filled repeatedly with cock. The thought made her pussy twitch. She liked the idea of not being in control of what happened to her. She stared at herself in the full-length mirror that her lover had propped up for her. She smiled to herself. A couple of years ago she would have said this would never

Barb
Barb by istanbulnoir© She is the best contributor to Literotica. I don't know her and I do know her. I read her stories over and over and when she has taken me to the highest pitches of excitement that her prose can take me to, and when her words are no longer enough, I click on the link to her profile and scroll down until her photograph is on my screen and I wank to Barb's image, all 50 something years worth of her. She stands in her black basque with her lovely big boobs and her hourglass waist, her arms at her sides and the straps of her suspenders reaching down over her thighs and out of view. The picture is of her torso only. But it does not matter that she is legless and headless in the picture. I have never seen her face or her eyes and I don't know the colour of her hair. They change according to my mood as I dream of her, but these absences make it easier for me to fantasise that she is mine. The less of a person you know, the more of them you can imagine. And in im

Balance
Balance by Morghaine © As I entered my dressing room, I knew I was late. I had promised to pick you up from the airport and unfortunately I was delayed by a last minute crisis at work. I should have just gone on to meet the plane, but this is Georgia in the summer and I was covered in sweat! I needed a quick shower to clean up. I had, as is my habit, gone straight into my large closet, my personal dressing room, to get dressed, knowing that it would be faster to dress in there than running around my room looking for clothes to wear. I had just finished dressing when I heard the door to my bedroom open and keys jingle against the doorknob. I stood behind the door of the dressing room hoping you weren't to angry at me for leaving you stranded. When I peeked, I saw you standing there with a smirk on your face. Slowly you walked toward the closet. I pleaded my case. "I'm sorry, but work was a mad house. I couldn't leave." Slowly a glow began in your eyes, while a smile cross

Bad Weather
Bad Weather by sechum © It was getting colder and Kerry loved it. She loved wearing long sleeved shirts again and being able to keep her hair down without having a near heat-stroke experience. But this was Michigan, and it was Kerry and soon the weather would be icy and she would be dreaming of summer. Still, Autumn was always nice. She walked down the sidewalk looking at the leaves blowing around. Bright orange trees lined the street and their leaves made excellent background noise when the wind blew, it all made Kerry feel a little less stupid. She hadn't gone to college like everyone else. She should have been running around with her friends, going to class and worrying about exams, but she decided to take a year off. College was going to be a big change and she had too much creativity to let it be stifled any longer. She couldn't go to class and study and all that, it wasn't for her, not yet. She'd take one year, find herself, write, get it all out of her system

Bad Car
Bad Car by lee17201 © I am in the middle of very hot porn DVD, totally naked, my cock very stiff from the DVD & my stroking, when the doorbell rings. "SHIT!" I yell, as I stand up, grabbing my robe as I head for the door. I pull my robe around me quickly, hoping I have covered my stiff prick & yank the door open, ready to unload all over whoever is disturbing me. I quickly lose my impulse to scream, as I see who is standing there. Dark hair, stunning eyes, & the greatest tits I have ever seen. I pull my robe closer around me, trying to make sure I am covered. "Yes?" I ask. She looks sad & worried. "I, I mean, well, my car, it, well, I don't know, it just stopped & I don't know what to do." Her eyes well with tears, though none spill from those mesmerizing eyes. I just stand there, stupid. Something, somewhere, kicks me in the head & I open the door wider. "Come in, please, & use the phone. Is there someone you can call?" "No, I am on my way to South Dakota & don'

Bad Back
Bad Back by Winemaker © I had always had this fantasy about getting a massage. It was so real in my mind that I never did go to any masseuse, just because I was afraid that my fantasy might actually come true. Just thinking about it usually got me hard. My wife and I often talked about our fantasies. But about a month ago, I strained my back and could hardly walk. My wife told me about this great massage place, and so I decided to go and see if it might help my back. It was in a really nice building in a nice part of town, so I figured that it wasn't some sleazy operation. I hobbled into the waiting room, and made my way up to the receptionist. She greeted me with a beautiful smile and said that they were expecting me. She said that my wife had called ahead and given specific instructions to the masseuse, so all I had to do was relax and enjoy. She escorted me down a hallway and into a nice open room. There was a full window wall that opened out into a really pretty garden area

Backstage Bliss
Backstage Bliss by Tabby JJ Kitty © You come to the theatre I've been working at to meet me after rehearsal. I've been directing. I'm in the dressing room inventorying costumes before I meet with the designers about what else we need. You walk in all brisk and chilly from outside. I take your face in my hands to warm you up then kiss you passionately. You take off your coat. I love the way you look in your suit for work. I'm sitting on the make up counter with my feet in a chair while I shuffle through paper work and script notes. You stand in front of me, taking the papers form my hands and setting them aside. You gently stroke my face and neck with your soft gloved hand. I look up at you - god you look good and it's been such a long day. I move the chair, pull you toward me, wrapping my legs around yours and unbuttoning your suit jacket. God you look good. You take off your gloves and stoke my hair with your hands, you know what I'm about to do and you sigh with anticipation.

I'm Thankful To Have You!
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have a Friends like you! PLEASE SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FAMIL Y & FRIENDS AND ALSO SEND IT BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU... IF YOU GET IT BACK... THAT PERSON IS YOUR TRUE FRIEND!!

New Friends
ok so the other night i got home from work really late. and of course i had to check my Fuber,and i started talking w/ this chic BABYGIRL!!! she seems like a great person. we sat and chatted for about an hour and it was great to meet a new person on Fuber that wasn't all about sex. So HERE'S TO NEW FRIENDS. and babygirl if u read this i do consider u a FRIEND.

Bad Day...
People are assholes. No this isn't a recent revelation just an out right blurted out fact. People are douchebags of the highest order. Seems like I'm the only one with any tact (not now obviously) or consideration for other's feelings. Seems like all these dirtbags gravitate towards me just to irritate the holy living hell out of me. I don't get it. People are mean and I sit there and look at them like their from another planet. There's ways to tell someone something without hurting feelings or insulting them. I'm all for being blunt but do it with some tact, some class, some fucking finesse!! It's like there's this huuuge gap between me and the people in my life. No social skills, no manners, no concept of "other people"! Why? Someone please tell me where all these people came from that I'm the only one with some insight into how you're suppose to fucking act and treat people?!?! Can someone answer this cuz I can't fuckin figure it out. What kills me the most is how they don't get

Orange Outfitts
im going on a little vaction most know but if not ill be away a month.can write me at 1804 opportunity ave chambersburg pa 17201 (chad mckenrick)save me from the madnesss of sleepin all day nothing to do.hell ill take hate mail to lol

During Class
During Class by Goldeniangel © Back row of science class in high school, two seniors (both just turned 18) were looking as innocent as possible sitting next to each other. Fortunately their teacher was the very blind and rather scattered Mrs. Newmark. Also, fortunately, the desks were large black two-seaters that pretty much obscured everything that anyone could do. Right now the large desk, and Patricia's oversized sweatshirt, was obscuring the fact that Steve was feeling her up. The class was rather small so there was no one in the back row with them since there were only three desks in each row and Chad and Amanda were skipping. So no one at all knew what they were up to. Steve squeezed her breasts, loving the fact that they were doing this while class was going on and no one even knew... yeah there were definite perks to being a senior in Mrs. Newark's class and having one hell of a kinky girlfriend. "So is it in there?" he whispered in her ear, his breath and lips tickl

Driver - Jim
Driver - Jim by TonyDowse© The night had unleashed a ferocious storm, the near gale force wind and torrentially sheeting rain driving even the most stout-hearted men and women indoors - and, to judge from the paucity of radio-work that was coming in, keeping them there. In the somewhat forlorn hope that just being physically nearer the despatcher would provide at least the chance of some income most of the cab drivers had gradually drifted back to base - only to find that the only real activity available was to sit around with the others, smoking, drinking stewed coffee and swapping unlikely, and more often than not, sexually explicit tales. Off in one corner, as silent as ever, was Jim - older than the average, with a life-worn face that was only brightened by the still sharp blueness of his eyes. And, as always, he was slowly sipping from the large mug of strong black tea that he always insisted on making for himself. As the laughter caused by the last story-teller's exp

Chivalry Shall Not Die, So Long As I Live!
People seem to have forgotten the concept of chivalry. Gone are the days of roses, hastily scrawled love poems, and sweet serenades crooned lovingly before a fair maiden. This ideals have been replaced by a society and a world wherein the women may pretend they want to be courted by a chivalrous gentleman, but in reality the chivalrous man is always the one found wanting in the end.Chivalry, in all it's romantic forms focuses on the man professing his endless love for a woman, while doing quasi-romantic deed -- deeds that today, immediately drive women away. When the end of the day comes, we find that the chivalrous man is left alone, to see his love poems, and promises around him, while the woman goes off with the cocky jerk who lifts weights and plays guitar...Yet chivalry doesn't stop there, even though it is already in such a sad state in today's world. There are even more curses that have befallen the once ideal way of life.I would like to meet anyone that has ever stood up fo

Dreaming Reality
Dreaming Reality by vreedonsett © Rolling out of bed, Melissa could only hear the sounds of her husbands' snores. This has become routine for Eric; Come home, eat, watch TV or play video games, then have 5mins of sex... enough time for him to get off and then fall asleep. the same routine, the same positions, same words over and over, day in and day out, with the same outcome Eric asleep and Melissa unfulfilled and frustrated. Walking into the bathroom, Melissa removes her robe; revealing a petite framed olive complexion, extenuated by 32c breasts, with light pink nipples, and a shade darker pink areolas, her 5"2' frame also held the sexual tension of some one far larger than she. Looking into the mirror thoughts of doubt clouded her mind, "am I not good enough sexually? Does he no longer find me sexy? Am I just a tool for him to use when he needs release? Has he found someone younger...firmer...kinkier? Her final thought brought forth a slight chuckle, Kinkier?? No one was m

Dr. Who?
Dr. Who? by Ed0613© Tom Simms, my friend and family doctor was washing his hands when he said, "Well Ed, it looks like the only thing wrong with you is that your prostate is a little enlarged. That's why you have to get up to pee so often during the night." "But I'm only 47 years old. How could that happen?" "It happens to most men although usually at a little older age. I know you got divorced last year, are you getting any sex?" "Not really. That finger you stuck up my ass is the most intimate thing I've done in almost two years." "I've got one patient that likes that. Anyway, that may have nothing to do with your problem but just to be on the safe side and remove all doubt, I am going to refer you to a new, fresh out of school urologist, Lee Warner. Lee is very thorough." Tom's office manager made an appointment with Dr. Warner for 9 A. M. the following Monday. She gave me a funny little smile when she said, "I know Dr. Warner will take good care of you." I

The Double Headed Monster
The Double Headed Monster by dirtyjoe69 © Lita's eyes caught the monster as she gazed over the racks upon racks of various vibrators and dildo's. Never before had she seen a two headed dildo yet alone one this huge. She could feel the salivation starting to form in her mouth and her nipples harden from the thought of trying to tackle such a beast. Lita was a size queen, although very small in stature standing a meager 5'3 and weighing in at only 105 lbs when ever she played she wanted whatever was going into her to be big and thick. Her cavernous internal housing belied her small frame. One would think if a toy or man was to insert something greater than 10 inches into her petite little body it might come out her throat or at least cause her some damage. But Lita was blessed or cursed depending on who her lover was with a gaping wet cunt and asshole. Many nights when she couldn't find a suitable lover she would be left to her two fists to take care of her needs. She felt

The Domestic Goddess
The Domestic Goddess by Mistress Kalpana © She was home, alone, as usual for during the day. Her children were at school. Her husband was at work. She spent the day working on housework, but today she was edgy. She was overly sensitive to everything today. She wished someone was there to talk to, someone to touch her, to help her work out her raw needs she was experiencing that day. She decided a distraction was needed, so she turned on her PC and started looking at her boards. She heard the jingle of her messenger as a little window popped up. She smiled. cant stop but hello There are no substitutes for you never will be never could be there is only one you Just seeing those simple words, weather they were true or not, made her heart leap with joy. She tried to respond to it, but never heard anything back. Thinking of her secret romance she smiled, it made her feel alive, young, energetic. She thought back of the times they had together and felt her pul

Down On You...
Down on You... by Leatherargento © Down on You: Your Foot in My Mouth I can barely remember what it feels like to have a man in my mouth. A man I can trust to be good with me while I show him what I can do. A man who will let me lace my fingers through his and pin his hands above his head. Who will let me lick up the saltsoup dripping from him like I lick my arm when the ice cream escapes the well-licked scoop at the top of the cone (uuunh! so good, you taste so good!). A man with the ocean washing from his Cyclopean eye, who will let me take that sweet sadness from it, whose shudder tells me "Move on, lick me! Goddd--" I have to take his hands back in mine, gently but firmly, spread them golden on the pillows at the top of the bed. Too greedy, lacing your hands through my hair, my dear! I turn my face up towards you, my eyes alight with lust and mischief. I bring my palms back to the playing field, and they touch down on the light fur at the top of your thighs.

Double Penetration
Double Penetration by Sexxy Vixen © Baby, I wish that I could be there with you. I miss you desperately. I remember the way your body shivers and trembles as I glide my fingers down your hot flesh. How your moans make my blood boil as pleasure fills you. I want you to do something for me. I want you to buy a special toy. Use it and then write to me about how it made you feel to use it. Thinking of you. *** Abby strolled down the store aisles looking for something unusual. Her husband had said in his letter that he wanted her to choose something special, and she wasn't sure exactly what that could be. Row upon row of silicone cocks, rubber dongs, jelly dildos, vibrating bullets and many other toys filled the store aisles. As her eyes glanced over the various products, one in particular caught her attention. It was a double dildo. From a rubber base sprouted one thick cock that was meant to be used in the pussy while another thinner cock sprang out from below and was int

A Doctor's Touch
A Doctor's Touch by AnaStar© *Prompt is the January birth stone: Garnet. A DOCTOR'S TOUCH As the carriage rode on the streets of the city, I sat facing my husband, arms crossed, nose up and sulking. He simply ignored all my angry sighs and tap of the foot by looking out the tiny opening of the door. It was a windy evening, occasionally blowing inside messing up my lovely pinned up blond hair. "I can't believe you will allow such a treatment to be imposed on your own wife," I said and glared at him, determined to change his mind. His olive green eyes continued to gaze outside, his facial features did not flinch one inch and this made me boil even more inside. "To think that I need to be treated for my hysteric tantrums, my, that is the most ridiculous condition I have ever heard. And you think some strange man up my skirt, doing God knows what will cure this supposed sickness? Rubbish, why don't you just admit that you no longer want me as your wife..." I wept as I pr

Dazed But Not Confused
Dazed But Not Confused by FallonPiper © Well tonight I had gotten home from visiting a few friend's from down the way, it was still cold out but with no snow. You know that cold wet and dreary weather, just cold enough to make me feel miserable as I had made the mistake of wearing my spring leather coat. An hour ago I had ran out of smokes and well was fairly glad to be back in my nice and warm apartment, I got myself a glass of mead wine and sat at my computer opening up a fresh pack of cigarettes. By the time I opened them and lit one up I found myself searching on Lit erotica, as I sat and read a few stories smoked a few cigarettes and sipped my glass of mead, I started thinking about writing another story. And well I have quite a few in my head that I could just throw down here and submit, but I like to be satisfied with what I submit and it has to personally turn me on as well. Well the more I read the more wet I was starting to become, quite frankly I am not sure weather

A Day To Remember
A Day to Remember by Kazkan © The alarm wet off with a buzz 6:30 AM Monday April 11th. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and got out of bed and headed to the shower. The water helped wash the sleepiness away. I went over the days schedule in my mind Steve's on the west coast another two weeks Lisa's was in her second year of college would be leaving about the same time I would. As I was washing my hair I reminded myself I have a 10:30 Doctors appointment for my yearly Gyno exam, I'd better check and see if I need to shave again. I felt my pubic area and yes I did indeed need to shave. I lathered up and got my razor and holding my labia away I shaved away all the stubble on both sides of my vagina, now for the pubic mound I keep a small stripe that points to my sweet vagina. As I washed away the lather I felt a familiar tingle and paused, for a moment. I slipped two fingers deep into my wet folds. I circled my fingers around feeling the wetness of my pussy and how tight I felt. I

Dark Obsession
Dark Obsession by Cinnamon69 © I came in off the busy street and stepped into the elevator along with dozens of others. We packed tightly into the small compartment, all pressed into each other as the elevator started to rise. I could feel the flesh of others all around me, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary at first. By the fifth floor, however, after a couple of stops that let off only a couple of people, I was aware of a bulging protrusion that was pressing against my ass. There was no doubt at all in my mind as to what it was. It was a hard, stiff cock that was demanding attention, and it had definitely gained mine. It moved about a little until it found my ass crack and then probed along it. I should have moved discreetly away as best I could, but it felt good and I didn't move a muscle at first. Instead, I glanced over my shoulder to see a tall, elegant-looking black man in a suit. He smiled slightly and I could feel a surge in his penis as it pressed into my posterior

Lounges...........
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Dani's Demise
Dani's Demise by Deepbluedream090© A harsh wind brushed again my now sore, battered and embarrassingly exposed skin. Laying there in a heap of hot pink latex tatters that used to cling oh-so tightly to my form. "Is that all you got?" a feminine voice bellowed from before my beaten body. "I was really hoping the famous Candy Kid would put up more of a fight!" My legs stirred-a feeble attempt to get up. "I have you now..." the voice said, now coming closer. Each step sounded their advance, eyes fluttering open to see five and a half feet of gorgeous villianess, clad in a black leather leotard. --------------------------------------------- BRWING!!! BRWING!! BRWING!! The diabolical alarm clock sounds and awakes me from my slumber's sweet surrender. Kicking away the sheets, I lay there for a good ten minutes, simply staring at the wall and trying to remember each vivid image that just swept my unconscious mind. Fingers wandered down my lithe tummy and eagerly snuck

Dancing With Myself
Dancing with Myself by apathykiss © The music pumped through her body as she watched the performance. The lead singer sung his hips and held the microphone with care and passion. "To be that microphone," she sighed to herself. Her long brown hair hung down her back and moved to the beat of her hips. The small skirt she wore covered little and less when she danced. Maria had not a care in the world at that moment. The singer has just locked eyes with her. He smiled and then screamed the next line of the song into the mic, sending thrills up and down her spine. It's her favorite song. She sung the lyrics and threw her arms in the air to emphasize her dance. There were so many people crowded around her, people pushing and jumping, screaming and dancing. But she didn't care. She closed her eyes and felt the thump-thump-thump of the drums in her chest. It felt so good; she felt it through her whole body and sighed at the feeling. With her favorite song playing in the backg

Cuda It Be Love
Cuda It Be Love by drksideofthemoon © Carly, this story is for you, wherever you are… Carly's knees went weak as the purple car drove by. It brought back memories of something that had happened in her past. She had been recently divorced and had moved back in with her sister, and her family for a few months. There had been a neighbor, and a car. Not just any ordinary car, a car so sensual that even to this day the mere thought of it stirred a warmth in Carly's thighs. The neighbor had been a few years older than Carly, and had been divorced for three years when she moved in. Mike was a nice enough man, well-mannered, decent looking. At that time in her life Carly hadn't been interested in starting another relationship with a man. The divorce had taken its toll on her. Apparently Mike was in a similar situation, he never once in the three months Carly had lived next door ever made the slightest pass at her. He was amiable towards her, always had a smile when she appeared, b

Crystal Conversations
Crystal Conversations by Barnaby © "Riiiiing. Riiiiing." "Oh, let me see who this is," I heard my wife say as she checked the Caller ID in the living room. "Honey, it's Crys. Must be for you." "Thanks," I called back, "I'll take it here in the kitchen. Hello?" "Hi, there, handsome!" came the peppy voice of my young friend from work, Crystal. "Hey, how are ya?" "Oh, I'm okay..." she replied, "but I'm gonna be a lot better in about twenty minutes. Evan's comin' over!" "Evan? Have I heard about Evan?" "No, I don't think so. He's this guy who just hit on me at lunch yesterday. He is soooooo cute, though, and I am SO fuckin' horny tonight! Mmmm! This'll be our first time getting together." "Well, then why, pray tell, are you on the phone with your old married co-worker, dear heart? Shouldn't you be cleaning your apartment or something?" "Oh, I have been. I made the bed just before I called you. That's all he's really gonna see. Hehehe!" "You little tease. W

Cool Cotton
Cool Cotton by guruchelles © I lie in bed. I am cold; my fingers especially. I bury them under my arms, closer to my warmer core. But the furnace needs to be stoked. I imagine fluffers on a porn set. I once read that they don't actually exist, that it is so hard to become a male porn star that if you need a fluffer, well then, you just don't make it in the industry. I remember footage I have seen of oiled up, muscled 'actors' vaguely watching the squeaky scene before theirs' while slowly rubbing their own cocks. It does not turn me on. But I want something to. I want to feel the full, clenching ecstasy of my orgasm before rolling over in my friction-warmed sheets and pressing my thighs together to send aftershocks through my clitoris. But I am sleepy. Maybe not tonight. Maybe I'll wait. I turn my left cheek towards the pillow as my right as my right hand slides down between my legs. I cup the mound of my pussy, just resting there, just feeling its soft warmth. My palm is tick

The Conversation
The Conversation by spurlyng© * The phone rang and she looked over at the clock, 10 PM, he was right on schedule... Anxious to hear his voice after 5 days apart, Andrea picked up the receiver quickly, smiling to herself. "Hi, lover." The voice coming to her was deep, melodic, soft and distinctly masculine. Hal's voice made her wish he were home holding her in his arms. "Hal," she breathed his name like a prayer, "I miss you so much." "Two more days' angel seems an eternity. Be naked when I get home." he laughed a soft, sexy laugh. "I'm naked now, honey. I'm yours, always have been. Please, don't torment me; I'm wet just talking to you. I hate when you have to leave." "I'm sorry sweetheart, you should know I never kid about sex, tease maybe." Hal sounded as lonely as Andrea felt. "I do know" Andrea replied," teasing is always very good, I love to be teased." "Mmmmmmmmm, teasing is an art." Hals voice sounded thick, Andrea knew he wanted her, she felt herself

Tonight I Wanna Cry
Why is it that when you are at your lowest and have been through sooo much and feel like you can't take anymore....the hits keep coming. i feel like none of the things that happened actually happened. It doesn't seem real. It can't be real. If it is real....everything i have felt and known for the last 2 years is a lie. If that is the case, I have to doubt myself and my judgement and my life. I don't want to get out of bed. I just want to sit here and cry and slee and hope that I wake up tomorrow and that it was all just a dream....but I am not stupid...nor am I Naive. I know that I will wake up tomorrow and try to convince myself that everything will be ok only to start crying. It's over. After about 2 1/2 years...its over. Once again I have been dumped. This time was worse than anything else I have experienced. I was and still am convinced that he is my soulmate and that he is the one for me. I have never felt this way about someone before and I love him more than anyone c

Don't Say You Love Me
You say you needed someone but you just needed somewhere to stay Oh any other time any other time I'd have told you to be right on your way you say you needed a friend but you just needed sympathy Oh any other time any other time I'd have told you just to let me be but I was so alone so alone. Don't say you love me baby Don't say you love me Don't say you love me 'cause I know it would be just a lie. I lost the warmth in my life and you came and helped me up when I was down Oh any other time any other time I'd have let you carry on fooling around I let you into my home and I even let you into my heart Oh but any other time any other time I'd have let you carry on from the very start but I was so sad and blue and I just didn't know what to do Don't say you love me baby Don't say you love me Don't say you love me 'cause I know it would be just a lie. Time has told me what I need to know time has showed me now wha

Messenger
Make way a path, for he who comes, may spare you his wrath. But, yeh should be weary and look out,as he who comes, Has heard a shout. you've heard his coming long before. You've heard that knock on the door. Yes! Shake in fear, for he is near. Oh whats that you hear, be not affraid, it only fear. For the prince's wrath, is only! aftermath.

Where The Does The Heart Lye......
I lay awake at night tossing and turn think of where does our hearts lye between us.... I toss and I turn thinking does your heart feel the same way mine does are our feelings so deep for one another that we can't stand living without each other and each other love that feels so right when we are together .... I always wait to ly next to you and feel your arms wrapped around me making me feel so safe and make me feel like I'm where I belong ..... everyday I always want to ask you where does your heart lye?

For My Son
I LOVE your laughter, your smile your embrace i adore your screwed up face while throwing a tantrum on the floor your humurous nature always trying to be funny your words everyday saying "i love you mummy" your boyish charm the spark in your eye the innocence of a child your dream of wishing you could fly your passion for life your eagerness to learn your intelligent mind always craving for more your determination each day to learn something new your imagination your opinionated views your empathy for others the joy in your heart watching you sleep the beat of your heart your gaze, your stare your outlook on life please always remember you are the apple of my eye but above all else know this is true the most important thing is that I LOVE YOU

Dark New Day "pieces"
MAKE ME Into the one you want Into the one you need, you bend and BREAK ME You watch me separate myself From who I really am To fit into your plan You're cutting me in two And ripping me in three You're killing with those words you say to me You're cutting me in two Ripping me in three How many pieces can you take from me? TAKE IT Whatever's left is only following routine and FAKE IT And give in to the the thoughts That being bought is what I am To fit into your plan You're cutting me in two And ripping me in three You're killing with those words you say to me You're cutting me in two Ripping me in three How many pieces can you take from me? The wheels they turn for you A deity for two Holding on its true Won't bring it back again The way you look, my friend It's closer to the end Holding out a hand To bring it back again You cut me up again, cut down You cut me up again, cut down You cut me down You're cutting me in two And ripping me i

Every Day In Life...
Life should be a source of experience to lived up to, not survived through... If something is worth seeing, listening or doing, then see, listen or do it now. Try not to delay, postpone or keep anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives. Treasure each day, each hour, each minute... "Never save something special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion"... Goodbye (",)

Morning.............
I reach over and turn the blaring alarm clock off. I see your morning hard-on and decide to give you a nice tease by crawling under the sheets and taking you into my mouth; your favorite way to be awakened. I start by licking you around the base of your shaft while holding your hard cock in both hands, then up, sliding my teeth gently up to your head. Circling the rim, then plunging you deep into my mouth. Your hand reaches down for me, your fingers begin to twist into my hair as you take control of the rhythm of my bobbing head. I move my legs over you, never losing suction on your gorgeous swollen cock, I straddle one of your thighs, moving my hips up and down, feeling your leg muscle taut against my aching clit. Leaving my wetness on you although I know you will only wash it away soon anyway. You stop my mouth from making you cum by pulling me up by my hair. You slide yourself around and take me from behind, entering me hard and fast, something you wouldn't normally do, but

And I Saw You
Today I looked out at the world, and I saw you I watched the blushing clouds float by, and I saw you A gentle breeze is kissing the tree, and I saw you Fireplace laced with miniature embers, and I saw you Raindrops tapping out melodies, and I saw you Children playing, laughing with glee, and I saw you Leafs chasing each other as they fall, and I saw you Nature singing it’s beautiful song, and I saw you I drank up the cool night air, and as I closed my eyes I saw you. LSR 7 October 2007 1849 hours Seni Seviyorum Sinan Lori

For Rent
As I was surfing the internet one day I saw a for rent sign (OK not really) in a blog advertising for new love to stay so I called to check it out, feeling sort of silly because I could see it was newly structured. Here is what the sign said; For rent with option to buy, one very large room never occupied, ok well yes, but only shortly so it offers warmth and comfort, and is politely groomed it includes new love, fresh dreams and memories to go the keys are made with a soft gentle strength be assured. I instantly fell in love; The outside is so young, so handsomely sexy, I just knew the room would be all that was advertised, and even more the bottom of the signed contract, was sealed with love for you now daily the innocence of my youth is lovingly restored thus our relationship goes on with no pressure. For rent with option to buy; To love, to hold, but not to abuse to cherish and build new memories -SOLD – I’m yours and I promise I won’t lose the

To Entertain Thoughts And Dreams
Tonight as the moon illuminates its silvery glow, the sound of my laughter echoes across the land and the vastness sleeps as my laughter softly slows, filling whispers onto the cooling sand. A gentle breeze shouts them through the wind, across the plains, over the mountains and finally the seas, where, as the rain falls upon you, my sounds softly descends landing deep into your heart with a quieting ease. It is saying; Seni Seviyirum from me to you and wishing for you to sleep well tonight, knowing that my love will forever be true. Then once again the breeze sends sounds to flight through the starry skies, the lands and seas gliding swiftly beyond the stratosphere delivering the sweet words; I love you, from you to me reminding me, no matter the distance, you will always be there. LSR 4 October 2007 1950 hours To Sinan From Lori

Moments In Life.
There Are Moments In Life When Someone Is Missed So Much That It Makes You Long For Them Everyday.. Dream About What Pleases You, Go Where You Want To Go, Be Who You Want To Be, You Only Have One Life, To Do What Makes You Happy Find On This Wonderful Quest Of Life Enough Happiness To Spread It Around Enough Road Blocks To Become Stronger Enough Sorrows To Keep A Good Soul Enough Wishes To Be Happy Within… The Happiest People Don’t Necessarily Have Everything; They Simply Utilizes All The Potential In What Life Has To Offer… Happiness Waits.... For All The Tears… For The Sufferer… For The One Who Searches… For The Devoted Ones… For The Ones Who Love… Because Only The People Who Care Can Appreciate The Importance Of The Things That Leave Traces In Life. Forget The Past, Leave Behind The Mistakes And Sorrows . Love Is Born With A Smile And Grows With A Kiss. If You Wish To Share This Positive Not

Cheating Hurts (from The Bulletin Board)
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta

My Ex
i'm soooo fuckin sick of guys who put they hands on females...yea my ex hit me an threw me out the truck...here's the bulletin i posted...let me know what u think bout the whole situation... well today i had a showin to go to...a friend passed away....well i had to borrow my ex's truck who is doug to go to the showing...let me go ahead and add that he's a major crack head and oxycotton head....well he started talkin shit then hit me on the way back to my brothers...and yes i hit him back pretty good..then he threw me out the truck...i got back up and hit him again then he threw me down in the street hard as hell an took off.....now the reason imma postin this is y the hell do (some)guys gotta act like bitches...o yea let me go ahead an say that when i went to hit him the 2nd time this pussy gonna put his hands up like a lil bitch...o yea i need to remember that he's a bitch ass nigga aint worth shit and wont never amount to nuthin cept bein a crack head and a oxy he