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DepressionDepression in so many
It's always so sad to see
The numbers are uncanny
Just take a look at me
So many in pain unseen
As depression numbers rise
Sometimes life can be so mean
Just look into my eyes
Afraid to go home
Don't know how to deal
You're feeling so alone
This is how I feel
People don't see what is under my skin
They just see the outside, not whats within
They dont seem to see the constant pain im in
In the battle of emotions, depression will always win
This time though the depression is too strong
It has to be sudden, it can't take too long
I look at my life and where it went wrong
However hard i tried i could never belong
Did they ever even see me?
Notice i wasn't happy?
Did they ever try to help me?
No, their own problems was all they could see
Now it all is over, the battle has been won
All these years of torment ended by the trigger of a gun.
Lying alone and silent, forgetting those torturous years
I kno
Warped And TwistedHarsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood
I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Friday Change Of Plans...Well I did have plans for Friday...secret plans...but they were canceled. I am to be at Master BigDaddy's house that nite. We are to do a Master/slave session. This shall be interesting. He told me what to wear. But I need red thongs. Red thongs are gonna look tacky with my outfit, but I must do what Master wishes. I have a pair of black thongs that would be perfect. Oh well...
I went to Lion's Den. Got a crop and another thing that I will be wearing there that nite. ;) Its a secret. I tried them on and they were too small...but I fixed it to fit. :) Or figured it out I guess I should say. Still...kinda interesting. I will take a picture later.
I need to get my card so I can go and do some shopping. I need to get a collar and a leash. Plus the red undies. I only got 50 out of the bank when I deposited my check and I only have 15 left from that 50. So I need more than that.
I will let ya all kno how Friday nite goes. I will be taking my laptop with me to
Exceptional Womani don't want to be a good woman...
i want to be an exceptional one
i want to know my mind
and speak it so that others can hear it
i want to trust my heart
and know how to follow it
i want to know my truth
and be strong enough to stand by it
i want to give my word
and line up my thoughts and actions behind it
i want to own my life
and be responsible for running it
and honey, i wanna have fun every darn minute of it
'cause i don't wanna be a good woman
i wanna be an exceptional one
SadnessAm I to be happy?
I dwell so deep within myself
that I have never seen the light of day.
The past never happened,
the future will never come,
and the present isn't real.
Depression is a part of everyday life.
The birds chirp for someone else,
The day warms the lives of everyone,
but me.
Happiness lies near,
but my mind won't let my heart reach for it,
and happiness never knew.
I live in a prison,
solitary confinement.
Fear is my guard.
Nothing stops happiness from reaching me,
only me from it.
I am sure that if I can ever grasp it
that the barrier will be forever shattered.
How do you break through invisible bars?
What is it like to touch something you've never had?
I am confined to myself,
Just me and my sadness.
Buying A BmwA lady walked into a BMW dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is
the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,
"Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted simply from touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
Do I Expect Too Much??i am in need of a fuck buddy......but every one i seem to meet comes up short......do i expect to much??
1. Want to make love for longer than 30 minutes
2. Wanna give and RECEIVE oral
3. Wanna go out every now and then....(dutch is fine with me)
4. somethimes i wanna make love other times fuck
5. don't want love but do want respect and friendship
now sex is better than no sex.....
9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tabb9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tabb
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: WHIRLWIND COALITION
Date: Oct 10, 2007 12:04 PM
As Congressman Cohen said: SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER
We need more help with promotion of this whole thing.
All the videos George has made regarding this as well as his interview on MSNBC and some C-SPAN footage from the recent congressional hearings where former E.P.A. head is in the hot seat
are archived here http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=78481091
Congressional hearings? It is not boring, please watch Rep. Jerry Nadler's opening remarks. Like George said it's not just about New Yorkers.
It's not right to walk away from this, and maybe even worse is to not even know what's going on, for anyone was in Lower Manhattan in late 2001.
Thanks for help! Please repost / lend blog / and/or front page space for video
-Whirlwind Coalition
9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tab
Things Go WrongWhen things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit -
Rest if you must, but do not quit.
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.
Give A Girl Some Love!Crazygem is a beautiful woman, and she needs to level! Can all you sexy friends that haven't hit her up with some love stop by and give it to her good?..LOL
I know you can...Hugs and kisses..Lets help her level!!..:)
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Nagging WomanAn attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?" Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs a
Joke 1man was pulled over for speeding down a highway; the officer came to the driver's window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license, and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away because of a DUI."
The office surprised asked, "Do you have a registration for the vehicle?" So the man replied "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I'm pretty sure I saw a registration card in the glove box when I put my gun in it."
The officer stepped back, "There's a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used it to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer steps towards the back of the car and say, "Sir do not move, I am calling for backup." The officer calls for backup and about ten minute later another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly, and asks the man for his drivers license, and registration. The man says "Yes office it's right here" It all checked out
This Was My Deam And My Life Some Of It . Yet Today Im In A New State Of Mind . DianaLove ,sex,lasting relationship,spontaneous at life,career,,helping people,making a difference in someones life,just enjoying life to the fullest, making memories to last..like walking in moonligt and looking up at stars,let wind blow thru my hair,sharing a walk with someone I love.. There are to many things to mention..I want to be able to know someone really well as if to finish their sentences so to speek..You know..Some one who doesnt always have to agree with me,can relay his feelings to me ..Who can be sad with me , be happy with me,be giving with me..Be open with me..Who can be one with me (so to speek).. Now Im from a medium size family. Parents deceased..One sister -three brothers..Dont have contact to see them much at all .. Were not real close..No criminal record, great back ground checks,. Didnt graduate high school I left home at 16 ( got GED ) Lived in Texas all my life..Married for 32 yrs to same man..Wasn,t in love ever in my life..Guy I married was 10 yrs older, left ho
The Postal Service We Don't Hear AboutOur 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. She dictated and I wrote:
Dear God, Will you please take special care of our dog, Abbey? She died yesterday and is in heaven. We miss her very much. We are happy that you let us have her as our dog even though she got sick. I hope that you will play with her. She liked to play with balls and swim before she got sick. I am sending some pictures of her so that when you see her in heaven you will know she is our special dog. But I really do miss her. Love, Meredith Claire P.S. Mommy wrote the words after I told them to her.
We put that in an envelope with two pictures of Abbey, and addressed it to God in Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith stuck some stamps on the front (because, as she said, it may take lot
Game WardenA game warden was driving down the road when he came
upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy,
"Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed,
so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg,
I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!
Must See MovieI just watch Bug with Ashley Judd, very interesting movie everyone must see it. Makes you think.
This Girlok so its driving me nuts not being able to express my feelings to the woman i love. you see her ex still lives with us and he cant find out i guess. How do i deal with this?
I Need A BrakeWell as everyone knows im a full time mom... I need a Brake.. Im wanting to pull my hair out, Im moving and taking care of a 14 month old.. by my self, her dad sleeps all day while I do everything. Yes I know he has a job but he goes to sleep at 9am and gets up at 4:15pm.. he has to be at work by 5pm gets off at 1:30am he should sleep when he gets home me... grrrr had to vent!! need a guy to hold me, and to tell me its ok!!
Hey AllSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Night Too Quiet .My night is quiet ..... I can hear the croaking of the bull frogs echoing in the grassy banks along my pond . I wonder ... what is it that he hears ? ...... what is the sounds that surround his world at this hour ? What is it that i am missing while i cannot be with him . Who are others missing this night ? How many in this world are waiting ? Starveing to be with the essence that makes them happy and feeling so adored . Some are alone and feel surrounded by love, while others are surrounded by many and feel so alone .
ScrabbleThis has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile.......
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE
Contest Getting CloseLadies still needed if you or know someone who would like to try and win i am paying top 5 totals .
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Alice Curses The Moon!Unlike how Carroll writes it, Alice wasn't plagued by curiosity. There was no white rabbit with a waist coat or a pocket watch. Alice merely took a walk and stumbled into that hole due to her stupidity of not watching where she was going, and not really caring about that fact either.
She didn't float down either. She fell fast and hard slamming into the sides of the hole as she made her decent. Dirty, battered, bloody, and bruised, Alice hit the bottom losing consciousness from her agonizing trip.
She groaned in pain as she slowly staggered up to her feet and took in her surroundings. Dead trees, shriveled shrubs, and a dusty trail lay before her. A mist cloaked the ground two feet high and made it nearly impossible for her to see farther than five feet in front of her. A full dreary moon hung halfway up the starless sky and mocked her.
Alice continued her journey...
Not too far along the path lay The Fool tarot card. She picked it up, examined the front and the back and to
Free Movies ForumI'm the new moderator in a free movies forum, this place is awesome, you can get all the new release movies and other movies free!!... No need to go to the video store or make the long lines in the teather, you can sit back and watch them online as much as you want.. you can also burn them to dvd and share it with friends.
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Ive Retrieved Some Older Poems That I Had Written 1 Yr Ago. From 360 Page In Yahoo.These entries were in my 360 page , gosh I had forgotten, I placed some poems in there . wow! how my self has changed since them and my way of thinking. I am happy now , God fills my life up and im happy and well and ok mentally and physcially . Yes tThank you Lord. Amen for all thy blessings . Amen! hugs all diana
im refering to my post / blogs esrlier this evening. hugs ..
Updatewell as u all may already know my sister is going through some hard tiems right now and needs all our support as she has just lost her father im asking for u all to go show her your deepest prayers and love
Final update in my blog RIP John Keegan 10-10-07~Spicy Angel ~Big Girls Don't Cry@ fubar
Just A Taste Of Incompleteness!The sun bows to night
In the end, it begins
I hang up my halo
As this pen spills out sins
I give and you take
Don't waste time saying please
This playground's all mine
I brought the world to his knees
My mind bleeding red
As I curse this infection
Wildly, so blindly
Screw this lack of direction
Make your mark with your actions
Or complain to someone dumb
No time for hypocrisy
Waste your words! Bite your tongue!
No rest for the weary
Even as the dust settles down
Fallen from glory
Just a mute making sound
These lips hide the truth
A poisoning mark
Time tampers with Fate
This edge isn't sharp
So I replace this old halo
And deprive what is needed
Destiny's a bitch
Mission completed
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Poem By Diana ; In My RoomIm in my room thinking , i sift thru thoughts of you . Upon a glimps.. I see what I want to see. Hear what I want to hear..Yet there is no reply .. No voice from you there..I cant drift off to sleep thought I want to ..You see I think of you and my thoughts aren't clear..Because you say something ( yet you wander every where)..You know not what you want so, Im confused..Do I dare to ask you for , I fear you'll turn away and --leave me (where)?Im uncertain and unsure of all you,ve said ,though I belived it to be true , I feel like im gona get hurt and be blue ..I guess I let myself fall for you to soon..Im just in one sorry mood... Love isn,t easy for me to feel yet I want it to be real.. cant seem to end this poem right so to you all I say is good night.. love Diana
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The Universe And God .poem ; I Wrote A Yr.. Ago.The moon in the sky is full tonite..The stars rest in the heavens giving off rays of light..Our Lord in heaven makes sure all is alright..We pray for one more sun lite day and one more moonlite night..As the world turns on one side of the earth it,s dark as night, on the other side of the world the sun shines light..Thare are four season,s .. Summer, Winter, Spring @Fall..to each person on earth they mean something different to all..To each person on earth this is somewhat profound..To each person on earth he or she must find where they belongs.. Each person belongs to our Lord.. who knows where and what our destiny holds.. He know how long and who we will love and who we will cherrish soo.. .DIANA
Incredible!Wow I can't believe how many new friends I have...Hugs and kisses to all of you. I did want to introduce a super and wonderful person to you though. If you haven't met her yet make sure you click the pic and show her the same love you all give me...You are all WONDERFUL!!!!hugs and Kisses
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OxygenOXYGEN
i came apart inside a world, made of angry people,,,
i found a boy who had a dream, making everyone smile...
he was sunshine...i fell over ,
my feet like bricks, under water...
how am i supose to tell you how i feel ... ..i need oxygen
***oh baby... let me be you lady
*i will make you happy
*i'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave
*oh baby can i be your lady
*i'm goin crazy
*for you... ***
and so i found a state of mind
where i could be speachless
i had to try for a while
to figure out this feeling
this felt so right
pull me upside... down to a place
where you've been waiting
and how am i supose to tell you how i feel... i need oxygen
***oh baby... ***
no... i dont want you to keep me wating stairin at my fingers
feeling like a fool
***oh baby....***
tell me waht you want
baby tell me what you need
anything i ask baby give it to me
~baby give it to me, give it to me,
givie it to me, give it
Creepy Peoplethis guy is a creep tkr1999
anyway, he's using the cerebral palsy as a reason to make you feel sorry for him and he says that he's got no sex life. Below is the excerpt from our conversation:
tkr1999: your block i dont think that fucking funny ass hole
->Yo Yummy B...: lol
tkr1999: beleve me this is safer
->Yo Yummy B...: never seen the aftermath but I have seen the death part
tkr1999: i saw 1th hand what hiv do to people
->Yo Yummy B...: the HIV STD thing is very true, nothing to contract online! LOL
tkr1999: i cant get out to date
tkr1999: sure beet hiv std
->Yo Yummy B...: u won't get a sexlife online either, nobody does dear
tkr1999: not even on line
->Yo Yummy B...: can't help you there hun
tkr1999: i have no sex life
->Yo Yummy B...: ok. i have a friend that has CP
tkr1999: i have cyablepalsy
->Yo Yummy B...: doin fine and you?
tkr1999: how are you
->Yo Yummy B...: hello
tkr1999: hi
I have no problem with people who have disabilities. I have
God's GardenGod's Garden
God looked around his garden
and found an empty place
he then looked down upon the earth
and saw her tired face
he knew her road was getting rough
that the hills were too hard to climb
he knew she'd never get well on earth again
so he kissed her cheek
and held her in his arms
he closed her weary eyelids
then tenderly wispered "PEACE BE THINE"
and laid her down to rest
Gods garden must be beautiful
for he ONLY takes the best
however she didn't go alone
for a part of me went with her
the day god called her home!!!
Ruth Rettke All Rights Reserved
HmmmYa hmm I am not so good at blogs I never know what to write or type....So I probably won't write to many of these.So what do other people write about? Just anything.Well that is it for now.I may write some other time when I can think of something good.
The Scary TaleFIRST OFF I WANT TO SAY THAT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY MY SIX YR OLD BOY,ALL BY HIMSELF. AND IF NO ONE ELSE THINKS HE DID A GOOD JOB,I DO AND I'M VERY PROUD OF HIM.AND YES HE SPELLED ALL THE WORDS RIGHT,TOO.
THE SCARY TALE
I WAS WALKING IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A VAMPIRE JUMPED OUT AT ME. I RAN AWAY AND THE VAMPIRE RAN AFTER ME ALL THE WAY HOME.WHEN I GOT HOME I LOCKED THE DOOR BUT HE BROKE THE WINDOW AND GOT INTO THE HOUSE.I RAN BACK OUTSIDE TO THE WOODS BUT THE VAMPIRE FOLLOWED ME.I WAS HIDING IN A TREE BUT HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME.
THE END?
Lazy DayMan today has had to be the most intensly single day of my existence. The one day off I get and i cant find anything to do. Someone talk to me.lol
So TiredSo I figure I can vent somewhat here... Im really fed up sick and tired of EVERYTHING! Seems as if nothing is going right nor does it look like things are gonna get better anytime soon! Im ready to say FUCK IT and give up because really Im tired of caring....No matter what I do its not good enough the harder I try the more shit gets fucked up not to mention people and there drama that love to bring me in the middle of it all sick of that shit to Igot my own shit to worry about but does anyone care ? FUCK NO ... Yea people claim to care and give a shit but when it comes down to it they really dont .. Im always there for everyone else no matter what the situation but when It comes to me well its FUCK SUNSHINE let her deal with it on her own we aint got time ... Im so sick of fake people and drama ass shit and my name in people's mouth always talkin shit GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!
Politics And ShitEnough!
Current mood: angry
Category: News and Politics
Up until a couple of weeks ago I kept my political views pretty quiet. Granted, everyone that I interacted with knew that I was very liberal in my political beliefs. I believe in a egalitarian society. I believe that everybody within that society is entitled to the basics of healthcare, housing and justice. Without this becoming an "I believe" re-write, I also believe that people have the right to free speech.
The idea of free speech is a strange one. It is defended as an inalienable right in the United States and is sometimes used by radicals to allow them to spout various hate-filled rants. In Europe the right to free speech is less clearly defined but in reality there is probably a greater level of free speech in Europe than in the United States. (certainly in the western European countries).
The point of all this and the point of the blog relates to a an article I replied to on an unnamed website in response to a parti
A Hidden PersonA Hidden person!
There are people who hide their true face,
They do this at their own expense,
They are the fallen angles that fell from god’s grace,
They are afriad of his excellence,
They are afraid of thier Failure,
Those people that are usually sweet,
They did something that was a bummer,
That their end was done by someone you can’t meet,
They ended up as soul less beings as cold as stone,
because of the feelings they couldn’t show,
For if they showed any they would be gone,
The lord made it so that any that should find out anything they would be turned to snow,
When a person who almost always smiles and that loves to help others plants flower seeds,
But instead of the flowers they so hoped would bloom the only thing they recived is a pile of weeds!
Very first poem i ever did and posted online
Rip John Keegan 1-10-07I want you all to know that the very long struggle has finally come to an end. My dad passed away at 2:30 am this morning.
Although it is still not easy to know that he is gone from my life forever. I am at ease knowing that the pain that he was going through is over. He is now at peace with my mother.
Thank you for all your warm thoughts and prayers during this time that my family and I have been going through. You will never know just how much some of those words have meant.
I love you all.
Missy AKA Spicy Angel
Lost In My MindLost in My Mind
When one who you care about,
Leaves with no word your heart begins to ache,
When you find someone new,
And don't know what to do,
Follow what your heart says,
Unless your mind does not follow,
If your heart and mind are not in harmony,
You may do the one you care so much about great harm,
I've had one I loved but then she leaves,
Now I've found someone new and don't know what to do,
My mind says one thing but my heart wants another,
I am split on what I truly want,
I pray to the goddess for an answer,
But yet i know only I can choose,
Yet I am heart broken for what i have to do,
And the choice i have to make is not an easy one for anyone to make,
If I choose one the other will be in pain,
If I choose the other the first is in pain,
I can't choose both because then i will be in pain,
There is no answer to my problem,
I want to love and be loved but will it ever be,
I feel I am doomed to wander alone for all of time,
Till I find the answer i am look
Schoolgood evenin to all
i hope all of my family, friends of are doin well, i just stop to tell everyone i do miss all , but with me workin an goin to school an takin care of my family at home i dont have much time to hang out on fubar much as i do miss everyone i have to keep the focus on my studies , yes its hard but im lovin every minute of goin to school, if any one wants to keep in touch heres my yahoo rubia153@YAHOO, when im not on fubar i wll log on weekends onlys , i do check my yahoo evryday PLZ UNDERSTAND MUCH LOVE TO ALL LOVE AN HUGS RUBIA
Good ByeWell I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone here on Fubar I will be leaving for training In Mississippi for 2 months then its off to Iraq for another 9 months. I just want to thank all of my friends on here for there support and prayers for me.
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Fallen HeroFallen heroes across the land
Brace hearts held in their hand
Lie in bed late at night
a phoen call comes that causes fright
"It's time you come, we need you round."
he drops the phone anc falls to the ground.
tears stream down his young face
as he packs to leave this place
so young and sweet, innocent and pure,
ready to fight as he leaves for war.
he heads to the room of his little girl
knowing that she's his entire world.
kisses her forehead and walks away
goes to the couch where his life lay
he wakes her up to say goodbye,
"Take care of Sapphire if I die."
he turns to leave and walks out the door
as he watches his wife fall to the floor.
Two weeks later, she watches the screen
searching for his name, it is finally seen
under fallen soldiers that have faced their fate
he was named a hero, as he walks inside heavens gate.
There Is A Time When Everyone Gives Up Hope[ There is a time when everyone gives up hope, ]
There is a time when everyone gives up hope,
Even I have more than once while searching for the light,
I have searched for many eons for where I truly belong,
I think I have finally found it in the arms of another,
But I do not know weather she will accept me,
I've searched in the form of a fox bowing only to one other,
But now my heart sinks after being left in the moonlight to search again,
Hoping to find the one i search the darkness for her,
In her eyes i see the love and caring i have been searching for,
I lay a dozen roses at her feet before moving back,
I watch as she picks them up and smiles reaching out her hand,
I move slowly towards the hand fearing the worst,
But in turn I am not turned away but comforted,
I become happy and hopeful that someone does want me,
I look for my voice but find it lost in the past,
She starts to walk away but with no voice i can't call her back,
I become sadden again thinking I woul
The Fading Black RoseThe Fading Rose
I was once a beautiful black rose,
Standing in all my glory,
As beautiful as can be,
Till the day i was plucked from the ground,
It was that day i stared to fade,
I was picked by one who does not understand lasting beauty,
While i was forced to sit in a vase,
I slowly faded away,
I was picked by a vixen and left to fade by her also,
till the day i was replanted by a caring soul,
Who nursed this fading rose back to health and cared for me,
i noticed instantly that she understood lasting beauty,
She takes my under her care and slowly i begin to see her pure soul,
I begin to hope that I'll be with this kind soul forever.
This poem is based on my feelings and as the black rose can symbolize death i wanted to make people think of death and rebirth.
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Broken HeartBroken Heart
Have you ever had your heart broken,
It hurts like no other,
It's a wound that will never heal,
It's hard to gt over and hard to find one to fix it,
I start to wonder if I'm just not wanted,
I gave my self to another and she breaks my heart,
I start searching for someone new hoping I'll never have to fell that pain again,
I slowly start to lose hope,
Till one day I found an angel,
She saw my pain an attempted to fix it,
Slowly and over time my heart will repair it self with the help of this angel,
One day i may let someone back in besides the angel,
The angle called her self Pride and was gentle and caring,
And it is with her i feel at peace.
Survey Says:1. Do you have a tattoo?
no
2. How old are you?
52
3. Are you single or taken?
single
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
both
5. Do you dream at night?sometimes
6. Ever seen a corpse?yes
7.George Strait or Jay Z?
Jay Z
8. How did we meet?
fubar
HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
live every day as thought it were your last
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? wouldn't change anything
11. Do you trust the police? depends
12. Do you like Country music? a little
13. What is your fondest memory of me? multiple
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? lose weight
15. Would you cheat ?
no
16. What do you wear to sleep? briefs
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
yup
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? yes
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? many things
A Kitsune And A LionessA Kitsune And A Lioness
Once there was a Fox,
But there was also a Lioness,
The fox was found in a fix,
When a Lioness broke it's loneliness,
She cared for the poor Fox when no one else would,
And showed him the way out of his Mental box,
The Fox bowed to the Lioness,
Offering the Lioness his protection,
The Lioness picked up her Fox,
And holds him close to her heart protectively,
The confused Fox looks up at the Lioness,
She Simply smiles and strokes his fur,
He purrs happily in her arms,
She keps him in her arms,
A Fox and A Lioness,
They keep each other safe and happy.
Sakura Ryu
This is for one that has decided to help me through hard times i hope she enjoys it.
Lonely Hearts CryLonely Hearts Cry
Current mood: lonely
~Lonely hearts cry
cry out to skies above
Lonely hearts cry
for a true love
They need someone to hold them
a shoulder to cry on
They need someone to scold them
when they are in the wrong
Someone to share their every care
their passions and desires
Someone to help them
through life's lonely hours
There ought to be a cupid
more than once a year
To replace those lonely lonely hearts
with smiles in place of tears~
AuthorsDen
The Wondering FoxThe Wondering Fox
A fox wonders at the stroke of midnight,
Searching in the light of the full moon,
Praying to the goddess all the time,
While searching for ages,
For someone that will call him theirs,
To teach , love, and care for him,
One for whom he can protect,
He has wondered for centuries,
Looking and searching in everyplace,
Hoping to find one who would care,
After he was abandoned by his last owner,
He always prayed and always hoped,
Waiting for a reply or a sign,
Till the day he came upon someone,
One who looked to be an angle,
He looked up at the angle curious,
Wondering where such beauty came from,
He watches his angle closely,
She kneels before him to look into his eyes,
She could see the hurt in the eyes of the fox,
She motions with her hand for me to go to her,
I slowly pad over unsure if it's safe,
I sniff her hand and instantly feel her calming aura,
I slowly lay my head in her hands,
I believe i have found the one I've been looking for,
I coul
Showin Luv To Catch& ReleaseSo i decided to try this pimp out thing so i trying it in a blog....here is my first one....a real kewl guy!!!!! If u have a free moment, go show him a bit o luvvvvv.
Catch & Release@ fubar
Rights N Wrongsi dont know if you all realize but i do alot of times when people tell you if u are right or wrong, it is good and bad for you?
take for instance a friend told me it was bad
to meet n date someone from here, yet i tried and it failed, i wont say why or who cuas it was basically my fault, but my point on this was in some ways she was right, and it was painfully so yet it was detrrmental to me to find this out because somethings i have to find out the hard way
im on my own in every way and learning is part of the strife we all learn from, sure we are adults but yet we still have to have the "trials of life set before us and see if we prevail in them. i m no damned philosophist...lol but i learne thru life that isnt all comfy cozy aswe thought....health, life, and death areall still there, bills collect up and haunt us every day but yet here we are still havin fun on what we have left..now arent we a happy face now :)
To All My Friends!I won't be on-line most likely for a while.But I will be back and please keep me in your prayers.I don't know where I am going from here but I do know GOD will take care of me like he always has before.And to all of you who have helped me Thank You so much and you shall always be in my prayers.
DriftingAnd as I reflected :
I saw myself drifting through life;
Alone.
Floating through time and space
Reaching out
For a hand
a touch
a smile.
Finding only a void
a nothingness
Internalizing the grip that lonliness has placed on my heart,
my mind,
my soul.
Kissing my cheek with a tear;
Wanting
Needing
Waiting for what??
For that which I cannot have, to fill the emptiness inside
Engulfed in pain and dispair
Crying for the soft sunlight to dissipate the darkness and horror
which is my heart.
Again my mind drifts and my thoughts come back
to YOU
The smile on your face..
The warmth of your touch..
The love shining through yo
Friends1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7.George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that h
*sighs*we all got banned for posting shit in the mumms, right? for the stupidest, tiniest shit... I even lost an account cuz of it... granted, cuz' i add pics to mine, it's illegal, but i feel it tells the whole story... but these other mumms... pepsi or coke, ford or chevy.... goddamn.. and it's not just the repeated ones.. it's the stupid question ones... not one of them are there to make up their mind.. they all polls, and "what do you think," crap... we used to get banned for that shit cuz we didn't obey the mumm-laws... and now, we have cock mumms, tit mumms and ass mumms that aren't marked nsfw... and they go for the full 24 hours of use... i just don't get it.......
i also see alot of reg mummers getting quite annoyed... especially with noobs they say they're regs after being there for only a couple of days/weeks..... and then we lose mummers that actually are worthwhile... like mel, for instance.. over stupid shit...
why don't we all get together and just start marking the non
Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Glitter Maker Wednesday Graphics
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QuoteIf you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Theresa
PonderismsI love this song, Figured Id share.
You Never Know-Dave Matthews
Sitting still as stone watching - watching
People walking by you wondering why
No one ever stops to talk or thinks about it – if they ever did
What if God shuffled by?
One day we might see
Doing not a thing
Breathing just to breathe
We might find some reason
But rushing around seems what’s wrong with the world
Don’t lose the dreams inside your head
They’ll only be there til you’re dead
Dream
Lying on the roof counting
The stars that fill the sky I wonder if
Someone in the heavens looking back down on me – I’ll never know
So much space to believe
Funny when you’re small
The moon follows the car
There’s no one but you see
Hey, the moon is chasing me
I worried if I looked away she’d be gone
Don’t lose the dreams inside your head
They’ll only be there til you’re dead
Dream
Walking through the wood
No cares in the world
The world has come to play
She’s all mine just for a day
Th
The Kind Of Girl Who I Want, To Want Me.Ok, so I've spent countless hours, like everybody else...
Making a checklist of 'what I want in a girl.'
But it finally occured to me, that that's exactly what I DON'T want.
So I reitereated by 'checklist' and come up with this...
This is the kind of girl I want to go for me.
NOT the kind of girl I would go for.
Now, Re-read that a few times ok..... then continue.
I don't want a 'checklist girl.'
I don't want a girl who is looking for a guy to fulfill the correct set of criteria.
- i.e. I have the right job.
- Make the right amount of money.
- I'm the right height and/or weight.
- I live in the right area.
- My dick is the right size.
- I have the right social status.
- etc etc.
I'm not perfect.
I want a girl who likes me, for me.
Not because I'm hitting all the tick boxes on her checklist.
In my case, I may be looking for something that simply does not exist.
I seem to be looking for that magic 'x-factor' in a girl.
And the girl won't leave me be
The Darkness That Consumes Me....Lost in darkness
I don't know where to turn
I crawl around in the shadows of midnight
Trying to find myself
Looking for the arms that held me once
Tears of crystal fall like rain
My heart lies bleeding on the floor
A piece missing
Never to return
No longer do I dream
For they are only nightmares
I hope for love
But it is in vain
For love does not want me
So here I sit
Lost in darkness
Not knowing where to turn
I wrote this because my heart is broken. I understand why he did it, though it still makes no sense at the same time. The story is long and personal. Please don't ask about it. I don't want to talk about it. To the man who has stolen my heart, I miss you more than you'll ever know....
"And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall, cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me to?"
"When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears. When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears, and I've held your hand through al
Your On My Friends List1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7.George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that h
A Collared BrideA Collared Bride - cindy
A white dress with a black veil
Silk stocking with cobweb design
My bridal dress is as individual as my mind
Traditional vows said in a traditional place
But a collar I wear around my neck
Indication of the promises already made
A wedding to all who see it
The guests dressed in vanilla hats
But the bride and groom know different
Gold bands put onto fingers
As words of love and loyalty said
But the silver band around my neck reminding me
I am no ordinary bride
My groom is more to me
As he is the owner of my collar
and so He owns me
Skin On SkinSkin on skin
Skin on skin
Masters hand training
skin on skin
The submissive glowing
Skin on skin
Heavy hand falling
Skin on skin
Desire, passion growing
Skin on skin
Guiding and cherishing
Skin on skin
Masters work controlling
A bond true
From Master to sub
Founded on
Honesty and Love
Yeah I Know I'm A Pain In The A$$My kitty needs Comments and Rates....any help will be Greatly Appreciated!!
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Cowards-nsfwSome childish,immature,stuck-up,snooty,snobbish,prudish person reported this pic as NSFW in my albums, Hogwash it has the 2 most beautiful things in this world the female body and the American flag. What a moran. I have had people send me blogs,bulletins and Mumms about these people who do this but its the first time I have expierenced this personally and find it offensive that Fubar would allow this to happen. if I went around and marked every pic that most people some people would consider NSFW no one would have any Pics. DEATH TO THE OPRESSORS!!! Grow up and get a life, this is as bad as people who leave stupid comments in peoples Mumms and think they are witty!! Here is the pic in question you decide for yourselves if this is NSFW.
Nosy Ex Bf Said Sorry, And Backed The F**k Off, Lol!My NOSY EX BF SAID SORRY, AND BACKED THE F**K OFF, LOL! I told him in my nasty pissed off email that if he didnt start minding his own damn business, i was gonna stop talking to him anymore. (and basically end the friendship.) So Today I got some shouts from him on my shotbox saying "Im sorry" "You are right" "I need to mind my own business" "I will never bring it up again". "sorry again" (He backed off REAL quick! I just started laughing in my head. That asshole learned his role real quick. (Its like "KNOW YOUR ROLE"! LOL) Anyways.... I dont wanna be dealing with anymore of that bullshit anytime soon. Or Todd can kiss my friendship goodbye. (nosy inconsiderate and rude jerk.) LMAO.
Know Your State MottoKNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO!
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Where men are men and half the girls are too.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're
Ok Really Stupid Questiondoes anyone know how to make a tutu? i need to make one for halloween!!! plz if anyone knows how do tell!!!
How Small Moments Change PerspectiveThrough the last year and a half there has been little that has been optimistic in my life, both personally and professionally. However, life continues to change and with it comes new opportunities. There are big changes, and those you know are going to bring the chance for good things. Moving to the other side of the world, going to a new job with new challenges is one of those. But there are also the little things that we don't think of that bring new possibilities.
Going to a party and being a nice guy in taking someone home brings about a new friend that I can spend hours talking to.
Making a wise crack to the lady in the seat next to me leads to one of the most entertaining conversations in years throughout the entire 3.5 hour flight.
Taking small chances that might be outside our normal comfort zone lead to opportunities that might not be there normally. Those little things can be the ones that can turn a life from not pleasant to where we want it to be.
P.S. After
Am I Fat Or NotOK since I can't post a mum I had to do this.
I feel that I am fat although I am told I am not so I decided to let everyone here decide.
IF you think I am fat send me a private message telling me so. IF not just send me a shout.
Todaywell its been a day of constant chatter...ya know when u want complete silence but cant find the spot...
I cant get my email to work which really sucks but oh well...I have disappointed enough people today anyways...
my son especially he hasnt got his way and he is pissy...
wonder what my horroscope said today lol
So Yea...I'm still trying to figure out this point system.
I'm super bored as well.
So people should comment and rate me and whatnot. So I have fun stuff to read.
Why Parents Drink...Why Parents drink.....
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
Starts At 9:00pm CstI'm gonna host my first happy hour tonight at 9 central time and since I won this with the help of all you guys i wanna make sure you are all around to join in on the fun! Hope to see ya tonight!
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HaterThis person gave me a 2 when i went to her page she doesnt even have a pic.
beware of it. here is the link
grace4u@ fubar
"crushes"Well, it seems everyone in the world has a "crush" on someone... and by the world I mean on Fubar. and a whole whopping TWO people have a crush on me... but i don't have a crush on anyone... i talk to a lot of really cool people on here, and a few i really like... but none worthy of a "CRUSH"....
what do you all think of crushes??? and how did u decide who yours would be?
Thank You Soo Muchguys and gals for all your sexy stories, they are being spruced up by the webmistress [my friend tania] and the site will be up and running
dont forget as promised when we spoke all stories are in the strictist confidence so be as filthy and as honest as you want
girls you are winning at the minute
such naughty littttle minx's on this board
xx kiss
wendy
Contest'sOK IM GOING TO STATE EXCATLY HOW I FEEL , ABOUT THIS , I WAS IN A SO CALLED CONTEST BACK IN APRIL I BELIEVE. AT THAT TIME I HAD 600 SOME FRIENDS , OUT OF THE 600 SOME FRIENDS ONLY 8 FRIENDS HELPED ME. SO, YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND HELPING , BUT, I GOT TO MY LEVEL WITHOUT ANY ONE EVER HELPING IN ANYTHING. AND I MAKE STUFF OUT OF JUST BEING A FRIEND.I DON'T ASK TO BE FANNED , RATED . SO, IM TRIED OF THE WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . SO IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH WAIT .
TY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SICK OF THE BULL SHIT .
Things Are Getting BetterWell i have A New girlfriend and she treats me so wonderfully that i have no clue how I got her. And Now my uncle at the age of 30 is finally leaving the home town and moving to South carolina, so that is awsome he will be closer to me. I am not in Jail anymore so that makes me really happy cause it is boring in there. and my life is really starting to head in the right direction for once. Finally Some Happiness Comes my way thank GOD!!!!!!
My OrgasmNow I am sure you are all familar with the many different ways that a woman can cum. A woman can have a vaginal orgasm, she can have a clitoral orgasm and/or she can both. Some woman can just cum with straight on fucking, while as others need to either have a clitoral orgasm or have their clit stimulated inorder to have a vaginal orgasm. Some women whimper, some scream, and some women are silent. Women are all different and the only was to fully know how to please your woman is with proper communication.
Well do you want to know how I cum?
Okay here is how its done….Yes I am one of those difficult women who need to have both vaginal and cliteral stimulation for me to cum. I like to start by rubbing my clit softly. I always start with clitoral stimulation. I have an abnormaly tight pussy and it actually hurts me to have any sort of penetration if my pussy isn’t wet, eagerly anticipating my vibrator, a finger or my lovers tongue to give her pleasure.
Si
20One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
He remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends..
19One night, after the couple had retired for the
night, the woman became aware that her husband
was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders
and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down
the other side to a point below her waist. He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one
side and the other. His hand ran further down the
outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
and he returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she
squirmed a little to better position her
self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to
his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
The Saga Of Angie-chapter 1 Stupid Co-workers**Author's note: The story you are about to read is fictional. No similarity to individuals living or deceased is intended....yada yada yada. The names have been changed to mock the guilty.
You know there's always this one asshole in the office that everybody hates??? There's one where I work-let's call her Angie. Angie is this ignorant uneducated trailer park chick with long stringy hair. Just nasty looking, and if you look at that neck, you don't have to look that damn close-it's RED as hell. Ok, so I'm not hating on her just because her neck is red, I'm hating on her because she's just not my type of people-you know the type, Jerry Spring rejects.
(This is NOT because she's white, this is because she's STUPID)
I mean, really. Husband with long greasy ass hair. You just imagine this dude wearing a wife beater, drinking a Bud, and whupping her ass every Friday night. The kind of people you see on Cops every Friday night??? That's our little Angie. She doesn't blend
18The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure As he is locking him
up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt
. so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I
did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so
I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go
to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist
171.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...
2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant...
3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care...
4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...
5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...
6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you..
8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..
9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.
Nice SupriseOne night lita couldnt sleep, she rolled over to her sleeping lover and started listening to his breathing, Just watching him sleep was making her horny by the moment. So she started to glide her nails softly up and down his torso, to hear his breathing quicken a little. Then she started to rub his dick softly, then a little bit more, then she put her hand down his boxers, she took hold of his cock, and started to stroke it faster, harder, till he woke up moaning. She then took his dick into her mouth, sliding it in and out faster and faster, her pussy began to get wet just hearing his moans, she loved the way he sounded. She loved to her him moan, to her what she could do to him. After she knew he was about to cum, she stopped, slowly taking off his boxers, he whimpered, begging for more, after she removed all her clothing, she stood above him, slowly rubbing her tits, her big, soft breasts, her hardened nipples, then she slid one hand down to her pussy, slowly rubbing over her clit,
15TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD
13The Redneck at the Zoo
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was
no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't
12A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
it on the table.
The
Fdssaa1. Were you dating the last person you kissed?
yes lol
2. Pretend you've had 10 beers, Describe what you would be doing right now?
nothing at all...I hate beer, and I've drank up to 9 before...nothing happened, not even a buzz :-/
3. What do you want?
oral sex
4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
ex >.>
5. Do you talk to yourself?
lol yes i do actually
6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
I live alone, so yes! xD
7. Who knows a secret or two about you?
nobody >.<
8. How long is your hair?
blah blah BLAH
9. Do you like Batman?
sure
10. Who was the last person you told you loved them?
xD
12. Do you swear at your parents?
yea
13. Do you like anyone now?
ok
14. When was the last time you lied?
wait till i finish this bulletin, they're all lies xD lol
15. When was the last time you cried?
sept 25th 1982 xD ohh, i was not born then haha
16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
no >.>
17. What instant messaging servi
Just A Little Math....This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and K
Tips For Handling Telemarketers And Junk MailTips for Handling Telemarketers and Junk Mail
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing t echnique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one t
Is It Possible To Have This Love?Is it possible to have this love? A love so strong your hearts not big enough to bare the weight.
So over whelmed of this constant feeling of ecstasy and excitement. Just the thought of you brings butterflies in my stomach.
And when you make love to me, mmm making love to you is like floating in air.
Oh and when you look in my eyes, it’s the most intense, my body starts quiver under yours. You looking at me, loving me, loving being inside of me.
I never want that feeling to stop that feel I can’t describe. It has no words, it has no meaning, and it’s an entity of its own.
I lye awake at night just thinking if you, getting wet with every thought of you.
Your big hands on my breast, your gorgeous lips on mine, your hard dick in between my fingers.
I can go on and on about you and your love. A love so sweet I can get a sugar high.
I get high off your love and I’m addicted to you.
If Only Life Were Like That.....IN MY NEXT LIFE!
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service
on tap, and then...
You finish off as an ()rgasm.
I rest my case.
No Cheatingyou must read all the way through!
NO CHEATING!
mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the
Natural HighsNatural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It does make you feel good, especially the thought at the end of #43.
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. The beach.
15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
16. Laughing at yourself..
17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
19. Running through sprinklers.
20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
21. Hav
Love The WordsSugababesAbout You NowMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
I Got My Dress..well... i got my wedding dress, decided not to go with white.. tell me what you think...
Sex ApplicationREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Your age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
19. Number please (yes, i WILL call it):
Meeting The PopeA woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,
who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's
crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you
getting there?
We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and
they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River
called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna
be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst
hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're
overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
Schools, Guns, And WorkSo ther was a shooting at a school in Cleveland this afternoon. Two teachers and two stundents were shot. They all survived. There was one student who fell and hurt her knee while running for cover. Everyone will be ok, thankfully. The only one that is dead is the shooter himself. He committed suicide and put the gun in his mouth and shot himself. He was 14 years old. 14 fucking years old. How the hell do these kids get guns at that age? Oh, and he just didn't have one he had TWO. What the fuck? The news reporters kept stating on what he was wearing and it was "a trench coat, black pants, a black Marilyn Manson T-Shirt and black nail polish". What does that have to do with the price of bread? Who cares what this kid was wearing? It had NOTHING to do with what he did. He was an angry kid with a lot of issues who took it out on innocent students and teachers. I never understood why, what a kid wears, has to do with what they did, like shoot up a school. That's just me though. I know a lo
Girls Night OutTwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives. However,
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them
had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded
to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands
was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got
to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothin
VoicesThis is not reality
I am laying on the floor
Staring at the wall
Like the spider in the window
Wish that I could speak
Is there fantasy in Refuge
God in politicians
Should I turn on my religon
These demons in my head tell me to
I'm lying here in bed
Swear my skin is inside out
Just another Sunday morning
See my diary on the newstand
Seems we lost the truth to quicksand
It's a shame no one is praying
Cause these voices in my head keeps saying
Love
Just don't stop
Reveal the word when your supposed to
Withdrawn and introverted
Infectiously perverted
Being laughed at and confused
Keeps us perfectly amused
Female ComebacksMan: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.
>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
I Just Feel Like CryingWELL TODAY MY BOSS WHICH IS A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME TODAY AND TOLD ME THAT THE COMPANY THAT WE DO WORK FOR DID NOT PAY US FOR THE WORK THAT WE DID AND ARE NO LONGER IN BUSINESS. THEREFORE WE ARE NOT GONNA GET OUR CHECKS AND WE NO LONGER HAVE A JOB. SO NOW I'M IN A TOUGH SITUATION BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING CHILD SUPPORT FOR MY DAUGHTER BECAUSE HER LAZY ASS DAD OR WHATEVER U WANNA CALL IT DONT TAKE CARE OF HER AND NOW I DONT HAVE A JOB SO NOW I DONT HAVE MONEY AND DIDNT GET PAID FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THAT I WORKED.
NOW I HAVE TO TRY TO FIND ANOTHER JOB AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY AROUND HERE. EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND ANOTHER JOB IS GOING UNDER. I'M TOTALLY SICK TO MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M GONNA DO,BUT I GUESS I'LL GET THROUGH IT.
SickSO AFTER GOING INTO WORK TODAY FOR A LIL BIT I STARTED COUGHING UP BLOOD SO I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GET CHECKED OUT. AFTER SITTING IN THE ER FOR A COUPLE HOURS I HAVE PNEMONIA. LUCKY ME...ANYWAYS I WILL BE LAYING LOW FOR A FEW DAYS. THANKS FOR READING!!!!
The Cowboy And HillarySenator Clinton is on a plane to Texas and finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat.
Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.
'You know,' she says, 'I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk.'
The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, 'Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What'd ya like to discuss?'
'Oh, I don't know, 'says Hillary with a hint of sarcasm, 'How about Iraq?'
'Hmm,' says the cowboy, sensing the Hillary's attempt to belittle him, 'That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet, a deer passes
little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?'
Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton's replies, 'I haven't the slightest idea.'
'So tell me then,
How Latex Gloves Are Made...How latex gloves are made...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking
very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on His
gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of
the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!
Dear PenisI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe ne
The Secret Of A Long Life.....My Mother sent me this E-Mail. I read it today and it made me cry.
This is a wonderful piece by Michael Gartner, editor
of newspapers large and small and president of NBC
News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial
writing. It is well worth reading, and a few good
chuckles are guaranteed.
My father never drove a car. Well, that's not quite
right. I should say I never saw him drive a car.
He quit driving in 1927, when he was 25 years old, and
the last car he drove was a 1926 Whippet.
"In those days," he told me when he was in his 90s,
"to drive a car you had to do things with your hands,
and do things with your feet, and look every which
way, and I decided you could walk through life and
enjoy it or drive through life and miss it."
At which point my mother, a sometimes salty
Irishwoman, chimed in:"Oh, bull----!" she said. "He
hit a horse."
"Well," my father said, "there was that, too."
So my brother and I grew up in a household withou
I Will Owe You Anything You WantMy wife is in a contest and need help please help with some comments she has a couple of people in there helping now but she needs all the help she can get. She will return the favor anyway she can. so for me show a little or alot of love to her and comment bomb her. and ill do anything for you also :)........
here is the link please help
HaircutA guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before
I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
Remember When Beepers Was The Thing To HaveRemember when beepers was the thing to have
If you are under the age of 13...you should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic
Pumpkin Body ButterLuscious Pumpkin Body Butter
By Cait Johnson, author of Witch in the Kitchen (Inner Traditions, 2001).
Ever get annoyed at the pumpkin puree left over from recipes that don't use the whole can? Now there is something sublime you can do with it: whip up this luscious body butter, a beta-carotene feast to moisturize, nourish, and smooth your skin. Pumpkin Body Butter is easy to make, smells absolutely heavenly, and does simply divine things for your skin. Pumpkins: they're not just for pie anymore!
SIMPLE SOLUTION:
Pumpkin puree has enzymes and antioxidants that offer results similar to gentle alpha-hydroxy action: it removes dead dull cells, while its beta-carotene-rich antioxidants nourish your skin. Coconut solids are a lovely natural moisturizer, and ground cinnamon is gently warming, stimulating, and antibacterial.
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup pumpkin puree, preferably organic
1/2 cup solids from a can of coconut milk
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1. Mix ingredi
What Is New And StressfulWell I am sorry if i havent been on much I have had a hard two weeks.. My son ended up in the hospital in Albque. NM because he tried to hurt himself and I am in the middle of redoing my trailer so I can move into it before the fist snow flyes. I am stressed out to the maxx and I am dealing the best way a person can I am only one person but what dont kill me makes me stronger... Everything with my son is okay now he is home but we still are on a rocky road ButI will survive because as my friends tell me I am supper woman... But I hope everyone is doing good and hope to chat at you later.... I will return all love shown to me as soon as i get a chance keep us in your prayers and we will do the same
Hugs and smooches Jamie
Cook Before Eating Your Second WishYou would think this would be pretty self-explanatory, especially on a pack of breakfast pizzas (sold in fours, each about the size of a silver dollar) by Schwan WHICH YOU MICROWAVE, but when Martha read the direction out to me this morning I was still floored by it. Understandable in our litigation-mad world, even though you'd like to think people would KNOW that coffee is hot (McDonald's) and that you shouldn't leave the driver's seat of your RV when you're driving. We just have to say here that common sense is not all that common . . . I've noticed.
For me it was a long three-day weekend; I still have to remind myself that today is Wednesday, not Tuesday, as one customer mentioned to me when I slipped on that. It was certainly a busy weekend, even through it was a relaxing one. Saturday morning I brought Martha, her sister Mary, Sarah, and Jeffrey with me for the Kiwanis annual pancake breakfast at our city auditorium. Martha and I get free tickets from my boss Ray every year bec
Deploymentwell, as some people on fubar know, i am in the navy. i am writing this blog for all my friends to let them know that as of yesterday, i am being deployed starting in november. i will be gone for aropund seven months and am not sure if i will be able to get on fubar while out to sea. in the event i cant get on here, just wanted people to know ive met some great people on here and hope that theres still some love shown here after ive shipped out. crazy amounts of love to friends and i'll see yall around.
If I Happened To Show Up On Your Door Step Crying, Would You Care?If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you
care?
If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something
happened, would you come?
If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of
that last day?
If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?
This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are
just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . . send this to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did.....because you are my friend. If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend.
If you have a lot of love for someone... Copy and send this to your whole buddy list.
""Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief
U Guys Are Validating Me Wonderfully-but Something Is Very Wrongso - put up my pic -the one from the back cover of 'jewish pirate'---i did it like 2 days ago---my bar tab--i counted at least 12 ratings of '10;--but the pic itself--well--it says rating 10(3)===what the other 9+ who made me feel better by looking at me--where are their votes.
this is such a bad time to have a pro0blem in admin--sorry
but thank all oxxxoxo
Sweet EmbraceIn a bed do they lie.
Secured in each others arms.
No light, nor sound, nor sense of time
Extracts them from their Eden
They sleep...
Recovering from a night of ecstasy.
No facade to hide their love.
No perfectionist's world to weaken their faith.
In blissful slumber they remain.
Forever in a peaceful lovers limbo.
Connected now by heart and mind...
Even after they awake.
In My HeadThe thoughts are here in my head
What they mean is left to be said
They come on out simple and true
How do I tell if they’re for me or for you
Here they are and it’s part of me
Something for the people to see
They come like a flash out of nowhere
But feeling they have and thoughts that care
Went I am happy the stories are good
When I am sad they say what they should
When I am angry I try not to write
But when I’m lonely it only seems right
Nothing but thoughts trapped inside of me
With no-one to share but the paper you see
So I will write for no-one to see
My life, my feelings and the soul in me
The rest you’ll now if you’re here to see
What’s going on inside of me
The thoughts are mine and I will share
Must get them out to make room in there
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
09/04/07
Why Won't They Stop Fuckin With Me?Why won’t they leave me alone?
Current mood: indescribable
It seems to me that my family must suffer from some form of bi-polar disease. One min they want me there, fixing stuff and doing the good son thing, the next its get your shit and leave. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore, I'm trying my damnedest to move out but every time I'm almost ready, something happens. I get suspended, from work or the family gets all clingy or I lose a brother, etc. etc. So it comes down to this, if possible I gotta come up with $300, by friday, so I can move, ok no prob, but still got the bill to pay, I make decent money, but its just getting the deposit all together. So wtf do I do know, somebody please tell me, what do I do know? Hell can't move in with 90% of my friends, either they have no room or they live with folks or whatever. Seriously, Richard Pryor said it best"Its enough to make you crazy"
TodayI am having a very bad day. I just can't seem to get it together. Everything is bothering me, no matter how small its just pisses me off. I head is going in so many different directions. I keep having thought of doing bad things to myself. I can have those kind of thoughts, I have come so far in my life that I can't be having them at ALL!!! Guess thats why I'm writing this, to help make myself feel better, I think. Wish me well tonite is going to be a long one.
Go Show Her Some LoveStop by and Add rate and love her.... Please read profile first. She don't need pervs. She has been working hard and deserves to be a legend.
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Lets Say Thanks (it Only Takes A Minute)Something cool that Xerox is doing
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.
How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know in the industry & personally to send one!!!
This is a great site.
Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ...
SO PLEASE SEND ONE! IT only takes a second
Generic BullyCome To The New Fubar Club Devilish Desires is now openA fun place to be minus the drama
Click The pic below for a free ride to a great time...
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I Am Air!Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
What's Your Element?
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Just Wanted To Say Tyto everyone outhere i want to say ty lol no sooner did i say none reads this stuff i had ppl read it well that was nice and ty so much for listing to me and huggs for that anyways that made me smile now if ppl just vote on my stash and pics maybe i can beat my friend at this ooo and my mummms do suck lol sorry on that note to
Amazing Pt. 2Dan struggled with the hatch that he found tho it was almost scalding hot he used pliers he had found in theshed, "funny he thyought" i thought i had put these in my tool drawer? he pried thehatch open only to find a mess of goo that was multicolored and some objects that were obviously alien to him and of of Earth. he reached in and went to grab one and he felt a large jolt of energy sdhoot from the object to his right hand up hisright arm and down through his body he shook violently then it seemed to calm down some. he screamed Bloody Hell! what the? he stood up he still felt aslil shaken b yhe jolt then he heard a voice in his mind...he spun around not knowing it was telepathy being placed in his mind by the dead alien. WHO> WHAT, QWHERE ARE YOU? the voice in his mind said...daniel isnt it? daniel Sommers? Dan was gettin pissed about now he picke up a shovel and yelled alright, where the AF'n are ya big bad alien? dan heard laughter and it said..You cant kill something thats dead
What Else But LustLust is that look he gives you that you can’t resist.
Lust is how you crave him to pin you at the wrist.
Lust is how wild you feel clawing at his flesh.
Where there is love,
There is lust,
No matter what you ‘hear from above.’
Lust is that feeling you get when you watch her hips sway,
Lust is that tempting feeling we get everyday.
Lust is that urge to grab this and pinch that,
And how you can’t take your eyes off of her back.
It’s the love you have for their skin,
And how you want to rush on in.
It’s the reason you close your eyes when a hand runs up your thigh.
It’s the reason you end up on the bed as your saying ‘good-bye.’
Lust is that voice telling you to shove her up against the wall.
That temptation to push up her skirt, and fuck here in the hall.
This is why, if you try, you can have any one at all
It’s the reason people do what they do,
The reason you have to Reassure yourself that they really do Love you.
Lust is the reason you can’t trust your loved you,
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The Day Suckedtoday sucked so bad i ran into my boss and he loves to yell i was late to work like five mins and he went off on me for a half an hr lol so that started my day then i cant seem to put up any good mummms and hell i know noe reads this so i just want to vent ty for listing to me latter friend
Guysto guys girls are like toys they only want us when they want to play. This is crazy and darn just ticks me off. Are there any good guy's out there?
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Puppy Size"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer.
"What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked.
"Puppy size!" replied the mother.
"Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for."
"I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration...
Just then Danielle came walking into the office.
"Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time,"
Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the
weekend?"
The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed.
"You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said.
Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry,I'll find one this weekend," she said.
Over the next few days both mom and dad had long conversations
Funny HoroscopesFunny Horoscopes
Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry severa
Taken Off The Internet. LmaoBy REBECCA BOONE, Associated Press Writer Wed Oct 10, 8:20 AM ET
BOISE, Idaho - Among the most famous excuses ever given for questionable behavior, "I have a wide stance" must fall somewhere between the schoolchild's favorite "the dog ate my homework" and President Clinton's "I didn't inhale."
But Sen. Larry Craig's contention — made just after his arrest in a restroom sex sting — has permeated the public consciousness, showing up as more than just the punch line to late-night talk show jokes.
The online Urban Dictionary defines "wide stance" as a euphemism for a closeted homosexual. David Kurtz of the blog "Talking Points Memo" called Craig's wide stance claim "The Best Legal Defense of 2007." And Beau Jarvis, who writes about wine, travel and food on the blog "Basic Juice," notes that the phrase has become less than innocent and proposes "cleansing" it by using it to describe a well-balanced wine.
Craig uttered the now-famous phrase after an undercover police officer at the M
I Simply Can't BelieveYou know, I simply can't believe how easy some people on here really have it. Some come as newbies and get to my level in a day or higher in a day. I bust my butt trying to level, it does take time, but come on, I know we all try to get leveled and I thank the ones who do help, but why when others ask for help, we help, but when we need it, we dont get it?
Makes me wonder who is kissing who's ass around here lol.
A To ZA - Available: No
B - Best Friend: Mike
C - Crush: Plead da 5th
D - Dad's Name: Charles
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: My mom
F - Favorite Band: Dont know
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears
H - Hometown: NY
I - Instrument: Piano
J - Job: None
K - Kids: 2 but want more
L - Longest Car Ride: 17 hours
M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate
N - Number Of Siblings: 8
O - One Wish: To be with him right now
P - Phobias: Snakes
Q - Favorite Quote: "Good things come to those who wait"
R - Reason To Smile: My trip to Cali next month
S - Song You Last Heard: Dont know
T - Time You Woke Up: 8am
U - Unknown Fact About Me: Can't tell u
V - Vegetable: Corn
W - Worst Habits: Smoking
X - X-Rays You've Had: Alot
Y - Your Favorite Food: Pasta
Z - Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
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Just ThoughtsNever be afraid to show love......lavish it upon all you know....the more you give..the more you recieve...
Never underestimate the value of a hug....give them freely and watch the rewards!
Be a friend to all....and chances are you will be blessed with many friends....
Enjoy the beauty that surrounds you.....I believe there is a beautiful person in everyone....some just do their best to hide it sometimes...
Someone once said that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder....I feel lucky that there is so much beauty to behold!
Desireme4u Needs Our Help......This is Marie she is in her first contest if you can please stop by her contest and rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all and God Bless!!!
Ventingok as u who know me know im moving to kentucky and out here working on the boats but running into a snag now im not going into too deep of detail but my question is this how do you when at work not let personal life affect your work when you are stuck at work for 28 days? also a second question here when moving clear across the united states practically how can you tell how others moving with you will adapt? comments?
The GameThe Game is on!!! And you're IT! Describe ME in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. This is really fun. Here's how to Play:
1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word.
2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word!!! The Game is On!!!!!
If Only That Lil Blue Pill Wouldnt Have Made Me Blind!It seems that on the rare occasion that I sit in front of the boob tube to watch TV I always seem to catch a commercial for one medication or another. Most commonly is the erecticle dysfunction medication such as Viagra or Levitra. I'm pleased that Viagra chose another route other than Bob Dole telling us about his "little issue" (no pun intended – well, ok, maybe it was intended). I got tired of seeing old Bob confessing about his problem but of course we all have our issues and I give him props for admitting his to the entire damn country. I'm sure in the near future we'll be hearing celebrities confessing their issue with pin worms creating a serious problem with itchy asses and some new miracle drug they are taking to cure this ailment!
Here's what baffles me still.
When I watch these commercials I hear slow and steady explanations about how Viagra or Levitra can help enhance a man's sex life by achieving harder erections. WAHOO!! Great, right? Possibly. Th
New "american Gangster" Posterhttp://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6130&count=0
Back in May we received two character posters for "American Gangster," featuring one of Denzel Washington and the other of Russell Crowe. You know what would be a good idea... to put the two posters together. I guess Universal was thinking the same thing, as they now released just that.
In the movie, Harlem drug lord Frank Lucas (Washington) smuggled heroin in the caskets of soldiers killed in Vietnam, until he was eventually caught by New York detective Richie Roberts (Crowe). Eventually, Roberts got Lucas to turn his talents toward catching the crooked cops and drug dealers who profited from his scheme.
"American Gangster" has a great story, great actors and a bankable director (Ridley Scott), but for some reason, it also has lots of rappers like RZA, T.I. and Common, who will obviously play Lucas' thugs. Catch this film in theaters November 2nd.
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Happy Hour Giveaway******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR *******
Im going to be hosting yet another contest:
The Rules:
A minimum of 40 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics)
The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour
After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize
The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast
If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast
The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist
The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more.
After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded.
The contest will span an entire week
In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows:
1 Happy Hour
1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP
2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEA
Superhero Halloween CostumesSuperhero Halloween Costumes
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Superhero Halloween Costumes for all Ages - Be batman, superman or wonder woman!
Every kid wishes to be a hero: here are some superhero halloween costumes for all ages! Be a Batman, a Superman or a Wonder Woman!
You can start designing your very own superhero halloween costume out on paper by drawing the different parts of the costume that make it special in your mind. Once you have a nice sketch on paper, its time to find the items required. The best way to save money when making your own halloween costumes is to look for old clothes that can be used to build your costume. For example, a really old skirt could easily be used, and you could just cut it and dye it.
You might also ask friends and family members if they have old clothing, which they might want to donate to you for your superhero halloween costume.
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Life Is So Messed UpPeople nowadays I just don't know about. I guess we are out to destroy our selfs.All the fighting amongst family members, friends, couples that marry and have a family. Not to mention all the strangers fighting. Well to say more the hate that goes on. It doesn't and shouldn't matter what others do with their life, how they live it. It doesn't hurt you so why hurt them. Rude and distasteful comments are not called 4. Grow up, act like an adult.
There are a lot of nuts out in this world. They would rather kill you then sit next to you. If your any race but what they like. If you prefer men over women when your a man, if you prefer women over men if your a woman. Hell for any reason really.. So yeah we must be out to destroy our selfs..
This is just my rant for today...
New JobI got a call today from J.B. Hunt trucking company. They want me to come drive for them. they made it sound pretty lucerative. So Tuesday next week, I'll be heading to Charlotte, NC for orientation. Who knows. I may come rolling through your town soon.
More to come.
Momentary Lapse Of Sanity.lol i could get to where i'm going if i drive at 100 miles an hour ... hm ...
ugh i just have to face it, he's gone this year, hopefully i won't have too wait to long to see my boo boo again.
Toxic Friends - Toxic FriendshipsAn insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha
When Friends Hurt and Friendships Harm
Joy Stevens
Recognizing a toxic friendship before it starts. Avoid friends that harm you and friendships that are potentially harmful when you can.
Entering into a friendship opens the door for hurt and harm; a harmful friend or a toxic friendship can be one of life's hardest relationship tribulations to forgive and forget. Toxic friends often come back to haunt you for a long time.
There are nine main types of toxic friends--those people whose friendship hurts you eventually. Knowing the categories of toxic friends helps you avoid them. Unfortunately, though, becoming friends is risky and there is never a guarantee you will not be hurt by a toxic friend.
The User as a Toxic Friend:
This person only has friends as long as he/she can use them for some purpose or goal of his/her ow
Sexiest LegsHello to all my friends and fans, I entered the sexiest legs contest on here and would appreciate your votes and comments. I’ve never won anything before and I think I might have half a chance at least I hope. I can only win with your comments and votes. I know it's not the greatest pic but it's the best I have right now. Please show the love and vote for me. Thank you for your time. Peace, Angie
Here is the link to go to: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=820336&i=363999137
Fantasy Football - It's Just Like Porn But With SportsThis is my first season of trying a fantasy football league, primarily because I was invited by some of the other managers in the office. Now I'm not really a football fan, not a serious one anyway. I have to admit I do have a favorite team - the Saints (and yes, I know they're stinking up the place this year.) But beyond that, I don't really follow it. But considering I moved over to a new group at work, I thought it would be a good bonding experience.
Yeaaaaaaah. Bonding. I'm pretty obsessive about checking work email at home, which is a bad habit I admit. But you have no idea how obsessive you get trying to follow eight consecutive football games at once, or try to get the stats on the current available players, or the predictions. Jesus, I don't surf porn for this much fervor.
I follow stats I have no idea what they mean. I just know that if the numbers are higher than other guys, it's a good thing. Percentage of ownership, that's also helpful if you know nothing about footb
Im Outalright for y'all im movin to san jose so im havin my internet turned off for awhile...for those of you who dont know my gf broke up with me cuz i wouldnt grow up....yah well that aint gonna happen in this town.....i became stupid and lazy in this town so i thought maybe bein around family will help me get my shit together and back school.....soon as i get my net back i'll let y'all know.....peace out homies
Pink Rose For YouBecause you're a beautiful person,
I wanted to send something beautiful to you.
Because you always fill my world
with laughter and happiness,
I wanted to send something bright to you.
Because our friendship is true,
I wanted to send some pink roses to you.
It's not much,
but I hope this greeting will do.
In my own special way,
I just wanted to let you know that
you're in my thoughts today,
and I'm sending some good
wishes your way.
Deleting This ProfileJust letting all my friends know that i am deleting this profile i do have another and my the name is Nikki....ask for a friends request and i will accept you. Thanks
Through The Eyes Of A Rapist (a Warning)This is important information for females of ALL ages
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts :
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5: 00a.m. and 8:30a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted fr
Your Gay?..... Your Fired! - Must Readso in many states across this nation it is actually okay & legal to fire an employee on the basis that the employee is gay. Even tho it is acknowledged that to fire an employee on that basis is morally wrong & discrimination. It's still however legal and employers do get away with it. Ya know 40 years ago America had a problem with the whole black Vs. white bullshit,where white employers wouldn't hire black employers and vice versa. But we obviously overcame that. And I'd like to know these current employers opinions on why they think they reserve the right to fire a gay employer,b/c they are gay. That would be like me, a proud Bisexual member of society,to own my own business and to only hire homosexual employees and not heterosexuals. Now wouldn't the common day straight person have a *BIG* issue with that decision of mine? Wouldn't it offend and be found intolerable for me to actually discriminate against heterosexuals b/c they are simply straight? Why is it permissable to argue th
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email him n get a free $10 gift card
The Kid Who's Not MineFor the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h
Mom Is Back From The Doctor's Office..........My mom just got back from the doctors office...The mass in her lung is a blister...also called Interstitial Pneumonitis...it is left over infection of pneumonia...NOT CANCER!:-D It is treatable with antibiotics and strong decongestants....She will be on the medicine for one month...She goes back in 2 weeks for another CT of her chest.....so everything my way is copesetic...for now....relieved!:D Hope everyone is having a good day!:D
If Biblical Events Were Being Covered By Today's Media...If biblical events were being covered by today's media...
On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Enforcement Officials Killed While Pursuing Unruly Mob
On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION OF RELIEF TROOPS
Psychologist Questions Significance of Rock Used as Weapon
On the prophet Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS ACTIVIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed In Unprovoked Attack
On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS EJECTED FROM SHELTER
Animal Rights Advocates Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000:
LAY PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
On healing the 10 lepers:
QUACK PREYS ON TERMINALLY ILL
Authorities Investigating Use of Non-traditional Medical Procedure
On healing of the two demon-possessed men in Gadarenes:
MADMAN CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer Faces Bankruptcy After Loss of Hogs
On raising Lazarus from the dead:
ITINERANT PREACHER RAISES STINK
Will Now Being Contest
Im Good EnoughThere are many words,
To swoon a woman,
Her eyes light up,
Anticipate the next,
She can love you,
I can do it right,
Fear of commitment,
Runs so far deep,
It hurts my eyes,
To drop another tear,
Once the hurting stops,
If you can find the compassion,
To look at me,
And hold me again,
For I'm wishing to see you,
Dreaming of when,
Perhaps you could love,
An ass like me,
Who knows no better,
But good enough to love you.
Oh how yours eyes shine,
While you stare into the sky,
Hate it if you ever left,
In time it will happen,
Pessimisum is hard to swallow,
After this dust settles,
I'll just want to kiss you.
Who Wants YouWho Likes U??
lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this
Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out!
or youll have bad luck for 7 days.
Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options
(yes you can pick more than one):
1-I want you now
2-eww never
3-I dont like you
4-I have a HUGE crush on you
5-I'm in love with you
6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be...
7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen...
8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you
9- I want to marry you
10- I miss you
11- I want to makeout with you again
12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time
13- I want a relationship with you
14- I want to hold your hand
15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right
now
16- I'm scared of liking you
17- I have a gf/bf but i like you...
18- I love you
okay lets find out who likes you, repos
Man Rules Thanks Everyone For Bullentin Where I Got It FromMan Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. T
Another About Me1. Whats the first thing you wash in the shower?
chest
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Gray
3. Do you like coffee?
no
4. Do you plan outfits?
not really
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Nervous
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night?
stupid dreams
10. What are you craving right now?
sex
11. Do you floss?
Yes
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
it sucks
13 & 14 are missing
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
no lol
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both but only when on a cone
Does Life Get Better?Ok over the past month my life has turned into a living hell... i found out i have cervical cancer, my man and i broke up, and this morning my doctor calls me and tells me that i have to have my gall bladder removed. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day i miscarried my baby... with everything goin on i just wanna give up... does life ever get better?
Web Top 10Ten web-related terms that sound dirty but really aren't
1. Go ahead and plug it into the back-end
2. That's really a nice front-end design
3. I'm having trouble mounting your machine
4. The server keeps going down on me
5. I got this strange pop up
6. IP
7. This site keeps asking me if i want a cookie
8. This site is very sticky
9. Submit now
10. I got the virus from a college friend and then i gave it to about 40 people
LMAO
Attenion: In The SpotlightThis whole Fubar experience has really opened up my eyes to something. I'm actually cute. And sexy. Guys hit on me all the time here. I've got a clear '10' on all my photos. It's really great.
Now where's the catch, you may be asking?
Well here it is. This never happens in real life. I'm passed over like a plain Jane. I don't get it. Are the men just brave around here? Grow a pair for internet use? lol
Whatever it is, it kindda got me thinking. Why is it SO easy for men to compliment me online, and say how hot and sexy I am, but when it comes to a real bar scene, or even just passing me on the street, they can't even get the courage to say hello?
Answers please.
Anybody There?Can someone cheer me up? Work has made me wanna take a blunt object and shove it through my jugular lol
******* Happy Hour Giveaway / Contest Plus More / All Out War ************** HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR *******
Roo will be hosting yet another contest:
The Rules:
A minimum of 40 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics)
The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour
After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize
The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast
If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast
The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist
The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more.
After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded.
The contest will span an entire week
In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows:
1 Happy Hour
1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP
2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST
Friends List 2Hi to all who read this
I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few
I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number
If you would like to stay on list please let me
know
I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life
To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under
Only 7 reply so far look like it will be a big clean out
:( I Dunno Whats Goin Onive been goin to everyones page to catch up with them and I keep getting this message :(
Error: invalid cmd specified.
So if it seems i didnt come by I did . just couldnt get things to work ..
and here's a comment for you all
How Insane Does One Hafta Be To Do This???!!!hmmm. let me think of what to say today....i don't really know. lol. i guess i just wish that a certain person would stop being such a bitch constantly . . . anyone out there know someone like that? you know, just someone who WILL NOT get over the fact that they dated your husband when your husband was 13 years old? yeah. and the fact that she purposely got knocked up by him b/c she thot that his parents would MAKE him marry her, so she could live in the (and i quote) "fairy tale house with the perfect family"? this person also constantly makes up lies about her kid, so she can have a "reason" to call her XXXXXXXXXXboyfriend; she also gives out our home phone number to all of her bill collectors, uses OUR last name (which was NEVER offered to her, btw), and basically just has no life whatsoever except to try to bother me and my love. oh well. at least i know the truth. he loves me; he never loved her, and the only reason he had sex with her that night that they ran away to the police
PartyThere is a small(LOL) party Friday the 12th of Oct @ The Chuckwagon(3737 Old Kings RD) Jacksonville. Its the owners birthday and his 3 yr anniversary of owning the place!!! Live music and food!!! Plenty of fun to be had by all!!!
Hope to see ya'll there
Jase
About Me!!Hey whats up fubur im a tell you a little about myself. I was born in utica ny, then rasied in the down town part of Buffalo ny. I stayed with my mother until i was 16 then moved on my own. It was hard but i guess i made it too 19 so it wasn't too bad. I meet a few weman along the way and thought that i could never find someone too make me happy like they did when i was with them. But now i have a son that is a week in a half. Its hard not seeing him everyday because i had too act a fool and lose his mother too my stuburn ways. i guess i can say i lost too learn and grow for a reason! I think everything happens for a reason and everthing will happen the way is supost too be. So thats really about it so hit me up!!!!
Independant Family N Supporters (posted 4 Chev)IT IS NOW 11:43 PST
BABY GIRLS CONTEST IS OVER AT 6:00 EST. WE HAVE THE GAP TO FIRST PLACE CLOSING IN FAST BUT NEED SOME MORE HELP IN THERE.
ONLY 4,000 DIFFERENCE COMPARED TO 8,000 THIS MORNING.
PLEASE COME BOMB YOUR BUTTS OFF TO CLOSE THAT GAP AND GET HER FIRST PLACE...
I LOVE ALL YOU PEOPLE AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR COMMENT ON THE CONTEST PAGE.
LETS SHOW EVERYONE THAT THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY AND THEIR FRIENDS REALLY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW OUR LOVE!!!!!!!!!
LINK IS BELOW
LETS SPANK SOME AZZ
HUGGZ AND MANY KISSES....CHEV
My Poetrythus the river din is passage for the swimmers but do we release them unto torture once again
i say this harken my followers do unto me
follow the river lined with bones
theriver din lessen the swim free the blood entrenched swimmers
burdened down from sin
do unto me follow me home
WootGoing to biketoberfest in Daytona next week. Hit me up if you are in the area and we can have a drink or 4 heh.
Nearing An End!My Minnie Kitty's Contest has 52 hrs. left and she needs all the comments you can help her with in your spare time....thanx Peeps.....
Rambling .... Come Down To Me...I'm beebopping around today and when stuff it hits me I just kind of chuckle out loud and grin to my self... it's all bitter sweet and... Hmmm.... life's roads are just amusing...the thought to ponder... instead of growing from bad relationships... why do we let them keep us stagnant... allow them to have the control to hold us back and be so damn cautious.... JUST LOVE!!!!!!! Yeah sometimes crap hurts but you rejoice in all the goodness there was... in the fun silliness you had and the passionate moments... hold on to those and let the bad go... know better for next time... but don't go in thinking things are doomed to fail.... look at me... maybe I should follow my own damn advice... Somehow after my divorce I found myself again... the bits and pieces I left behind and lost for whatever reason... and I get to crushin on this guy and I throw up every defense I have... from faith, kids, to whatever, I become distant and pull away, and most of all I ASSUME he can't possibly feel the sam
Parkland HospitalParkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas is a fairly famous institution and for a variety of reasons:
1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963
2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after
3. Jack Ruby-who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, died there a few years later..by coincidence
"On the flip side, Parkland is also home to the second busiest maternity ward in the country with almost 16,000 new babies arriving each year. (That's almost 44 per day---every day)
A recent patient survey indicated that 70 percent of the women who gave birth at Parkland in the first three months of 2006 were illegal immigrants. That's 11,200 anchor babies born every year just in Dallas
According to the article, the hospital spent $70.7 million delivering 15,938 babies in 2004 but managed to end up with almost $8 million dollars in surplus funding. Medicaid kicked in $34.5 million, Dallas County taxpayers kicked in $31.3 million and the feds tossed in another $9.5 million.
The ave
SexYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
?The relentless wind drags
my soul like a wave seething-
(the ebb and tide,
the polar ends,
collide with indecision)
capped in white froth
(dressed for communion)
I shatter against the shore,
the sand,
(every gritty crystal)
absorbs all the particles
of my past and present....
(over and over again
ancient as the tide)
How She Makes Me Feel!There isnt a day since we have met that I dont think about her. In fact all I ever think about is her. She is my everything. My life will never be the same now because of her. I am thankful for this chance to be happy and have her a part of my life. She is the one and only woman I ever want to be with for the rest of my life. She is my everything.
What Truly Does It For Us.Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty.
These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits?
As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine:
1. Standing Tall
Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or
This Bat Is Flying Solo Again.......Not going to go into too much details. Something that should have ended (probably should never been started) sooner just has come to and end now.
Time for healing needs to start now. It slowly has been for a while now...just needed to let go. I was afraid to because I did not want to be seen as a bad person for not giving someone chances. Thing is...I gave so many only to keep getting hurt and I lost count of the times I gave them. It had to end.
A Passionate KissA passionate night between me and you
I can't begin to tell you the things I want to do.
First we can dim the lights and get closer.....
No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back
and move a little slower.
I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet,
then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique.
Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours...
Whoa... my, my... let me move along your chest...
Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck
As I move my tounge around and around
you start to feel it as I go down slowly
and as I kiss your chest your hands go up
...but I'm not finished yet....
I go further down towards your navel...
As I move down past your waist line I begin to kiss ....
Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream !
A passionate dream fueled by my deep love for you.
Staring At A ScreenHave I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you thatI love you?
ForgettingI completely forgot about having this site.
Guess that happens sometimes?
I'm completely ensconsced in reading. It's a nice past-time. It's a nice escape from reality. Though of course, there is always a little bit of reality in fiction.
My house is a disaster and I have absolutely zero inclination to clean it. There's nothing wrong with being a slob is there? Well, as long as it's not a dirty disgusting slob. Which I am not.
It's sunny outside. I think I'll go sit on my patio.
Witch Trials Throughout History....north BerwickThe North Berwick witch trials were the trials in 1590 of a number of people from East Lothian, Scotland, accused of witchcraft in the St Andrew's Auld Kirk in North Berwick. They ran for two years and implicated seventy people. The accused included Francis Stewart, 1st Earl of Bothwell on charges of high treason. The "witches" held their covens on the Auld Kirk Green, part of the modern-day North Berwick Harbour area. The confessions were extracted by torture. This trial involved several people who were convicted of having used witchcraft to create a storm in an attempt to sink the ship on which King James VI of Scotland and Anne of Denmark had been traveling. One of the accused in particular, Agnes Sampson was examined by James VI at his palace of Holyrood House.
The two above devices were combined to create the Witche's Bridal...Horrific but true....
She was fastened to the wall of her cell by a witch's bridle, an iron instrument with four sharp prongs forced into the m
Amazingdan scoped his form out in the morning in the mirror..nodding he was in very good shape he had worked out last night in the gym, with the weight machine and a few rounds of handball with james. he slept hard and didnt eat much but he figured he better have some ceral to start the day of right. He snagged his jacket, and headed down stairs to the kitchen where starte toi fix the bowl of cereal.
All of a sudden he notice the trees moving violently as a it looked like a storm had just rushe in....things were flying like crazy..he thought should i go out there and investigate?
he grabbed his jacket and slipped it on dashing out he back door and into the yard the sky was darkening and all he could see now was a starless sky as he looke up he say also a huge spherical shape plummeting to earth smoke was trailing behind it...he dove into a nearby shed and covered himself as much he could, the explosion was tremendous but hardly any debris had been tossed.
he xcould smdell smoke from out
DiaryThe paper absorbs the ink-
my pen moves across the pages,
creating patterns and images,
secret designs, rough and smooth,
privately my soul is displayed on this paper.
The book takes on new meaning-
a hard outer shell protects
the tender core, the source,
the light inside is saved
for stormy days
Becoming a window-
laced with frost
and steam,
from outside I watch myself grow.....
and the picture becomes clearer.
Halloween Costume 2008 Part 2The cutting has begun. The material has been layed out and cut into the pieces needed...all that remains is sewing it together...I think.
The only thing that I'm a little concerned about is that she's altering the pattern in such a way that it'll no longer be a true period dress. I'm not sure I'm entirely happy with that...but she's the seamstress and knows a LOT more about such things than I do.
Today we have to go back to the fabric store and look for gimp tape...whatever the heck that is. **laughs** From what I understand, it's supposed to be the trim around the edges of the over-dress on the front, the collar and around the hem...
I'm definitely excited about this project. I can't wait to see the finished product. (But as I said, I'm a little uncertain about the modifications that she's making to it...)
New Hair CutHey ya'll this is what my hair looks like now. It got cut on Friday of last week. Let me know what you think
Read And EnjoyLife Pain
Dark deep thoughts in which i fear,
Often wishing i could disappear,
Problems I cannot bear to solve,
Wishing i was no longer involved.
I wish i could fly so far away,
From painful dilemmas I face each day,
Or curl up tightly on the floor,
To cry out all the pain, once more.
Life hardly ever seems to be fair,
And you hurt end up hurting those who care,
I often think that life would be,
A hell of a lot better without me.
**************************************************
With all my heart
I can still remember the days
I've been hurt so many times
A hopeless world of broken promises
So much suffering and the pain still remains
Knowing I like you and I've taken the risk
So confused and I don't know how to deal with it
For I know you feel the same, you've been hurt too
Why trust and love seem fading in our world?
Does good deed now seek an audience?
Like charity waits for its final recognition
Need some time for awhile before it heals
Even th
Tiger Dancesleek powerful body,
crouching low
golden sunset colors
between bands of black
wide beautiful deadly face
curved in a snarl
as the concentrated gaze
pierces the heat of the day.
the prey is marked.
muscles coiled to spring
hindquarters twitching
poised and then...
bounding out,
enormous paws and
powerful legs
eating the ground
as the quarry finally senses
too late.
leaping, racing
through the haze
the chase is majestic
and deadly.
mighty jaws clamp
bringing the lethal waltz
to a close.
for now.
replete and sated
the lithe feline
lopes away.
until it's time again
to dance.
just rolled out of my head... a bit choppy, needs work... oh well... lolol...
Ugh!I don't think anything aggrevates me more than when someone mows you down as you're getting out of the elevator.
you wanna give me two seconds to step the fuck up before ya come barreling in?!
in other news....
WOW LOL!
Halloween....sooooooooooooo what are you all going to dress up like for Halloween? Something Scarey or Something cute?
Give me the lowdown!!!!!!
Bad NewsI made the call today to find out what the results were for my tests I've been having done. I was hoping for good news and thought that everything was going to be fine, but instead I got the bad news. I was informed that I completely aborted the baby. This is now my 4th miscarriage. Third in a row, had one in December of 2004, one in March of this year and one now. I'm not taking it very well to be totally honest. I don't know how I'm gonna get through this. I just want to curl up and sleep and never wake up. I wanted this baby so bad and to find out that I lost another baby is like losing another piece of me. I feel so empty and feel like I have no answers for anything that's going on with me. I don't understand why this keeps happening.
Anyway, if you have my yahoo feel free to try and reach me on there. If not I'm sure I'll check my fubar from time to time, but I'm not sure I'll feel like talking much for a while. I'm not really up for talking or anything. I am sti
BlahHey ppls! Well sorry i haven't been around.. Been working my ass off and came down with some type of Illness! Seams to be the Flu but different! Ive been stuck on the couch for 2 days because i feel like my body got hit by a train... Anyways! Just wanted to update everyone on my boring life! I work 3-11PM today and work 2 -12 hour shifts this weekend! Fun Fun... Not sure when ill be back to play on the computer. Hugs to all my friends! Don't forget to leave me LOVE!
-Jen
New Photoshey guys i finally put up some new photos. Let me know what you all think!!
joe
If I Was Your Pet.......what kind of pet would i be and why?
1. dog
2. cat
3. fish
4. iguana
5. snake
6. spider
7. guinea pig
8. horse
9. cow
10. cock (oops i ment rooster hehehe)
11. goat
12. bird
13. or a pet rock hehehe
*at Least I Did Something Today*I should have cleaned my bedroom and moved out the furniture I don't want and I also should have cleaned out my car.
But did I?
Hell Nah. . .
Instead I beat God Of War II. At least I feel some source of accomplishment.
Is it wrong that if Kratos were real I'd totally want to bang him?
Prayercalling to my mother,
my eagle, my raven,
my oak, my fern,
my rain, my river,
my self,my spirit,
my anger, my joy
calling inward,
to harmony, to knowledge,
to balance
calling my secrets,
my pain, my dark corners,
my illumination,
my god......
Sinking Of The Uss IndianapolisThe Sinking of USS Indianapolis
USS Indianapolis (CA-35) was a Portland-class heavy cruiser of the United States Navy. She holds a place in history due to the notorious circumstances of her loss, which was the worst single at-sea loss of life in the history of the U.S. Navy. After delivering the first atomic bomb to be used in combat to the United States air base at Tinian Island on July 26, 1945, she was in the Philippine Sea when attacked at 00:14 on July 30, 1945 by a Japanese submarine. Most of the crew was lost to a combination of exposure, dehydration, and shark attacks as they waited for assistance while floating helplessly for several days. 316 men were rescued out of the crew of 1,199.
Indianapolis was the second to last US Navy ship sunk by enemy action in World War II (the submarine USS Bullhead was attacked by Japanese aircraft with depth charges and sunk on August 6, 1945).
(dedicated to my Grandfather who was a crew member, and one of those who died from the shark
WithinAt night I hear a beast howling in the darkness.
I sit and listen the sound it makes and I wonder to who or what does it call. While I pounder these things I hear the howl grow louder and louder. Then I feel a horror wash over me. What if just what if the beast other is calling to me?
I go to my mirror and look my self in the eyes to know that my thoughts are fiction. But what I see in my eyes is not the me I knew. But the beast that I have heard every night of my life. The beast is me I am the beast. I look at my reflection and I know the my thoughts are not fiction. There is a beast in all of us. A beast howling for freedom. But do you know when your beast comes out at night.
Witch Trials Through Out History.... The Most Remembered -the Salem Witch TrialsDuring this time of year....mainly the month of October... all aspects of the supernatural, magical, and eerie prevail...and many think of Witchery....
The note of an old knarled woman with a long crooked nose with a lumpy ugly wart at the end...a large black pointed hat...and a broom stick as her weapon....or her ride....permeate the thoughts of those who think of witches.
It hasn't been until recently that people can imagine witches as anything but ugly old hags...thanks in part to the movie and television industries with characters and shows such as "Charmed" and movies such as, "The Craft".
But several hundred years ago...'witches' were just everyday simple folk...just like your neighbor, your mother, father, sister, or brother.... normal in every way except one...they were accused and tried as Witches!
One of the most thought of Trials was that of Salem....but in Salem very few actually died...None of them should have died! But the fact remains they were gathered, tri
Omg Yall Pt.2So guess what i got........
All 3 Addam's Family Movie...ive been lookin everywhere for them!!
YAY HAPPINESS ALL AROUND
xoxo
oh and i got The Money Pit & The Burbs
:D
SickI'm so tired of being sick, first it was bronchitis now i have pneumonia, and a bacterial infection in my lung.
Ugh can anything go right
Should Animal Laws Be Stricter.....This in reference to a mum I posted
earlier.
Im refering for the most part to domestic
animals.
I dont hunt anymore so thats another story.
I am gettin up there age wise and we've had this
old dog, Freddie.
Hes part chow part setter and we've had him 7 years
or so.
If he has to get put down its gonna be a toughie.
You get attached.
Under 10,000 To LevelPlease come help me level as i am in need of some assistance i will appreciate it muchly...thank you to all who help
Ramblingsim on the brink
the lunatic fringe
the tension will not cease....
im going to take these broken wings and fly into the sun
taurus child,
yellow eagle,
i will carry you
.curiouser.i think im ill.
im not sure tho.
cuz i dun feel ill...
but theres something wrong if ya wake up at 7 am and feel the need to hurl
and then do so.
numerous times.
its either illness...or severe anxiety...stress
something.
or maybe its the fact i came across something i ordered earlier this year...that was out-of-stock...and they're sending it now.
that could be it.
dunno.
gotta shake it off tho...cuz ive got things to do.
like laundry.
oodles n oodles of laundry.
*shrug*
stranger things have happened?
regardless...theres really nothing i can do about it now is there?
so might as well be productive instead.
peace'd
Dj HottLET HERE IS FOR THE HOTTIEST NEW DJ IN HELL!.. DJ HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS HELP HER ROCK AND ROLL THIS PIECE OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click pic to go to the hottest lounge in Hell.
In The Beginning............IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORS, AND THE WORD WAS GOD AND ALL ELSE WAS DARKNESS AND VOID AND WITHOUT FORM. SO GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH. HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE MOON AND THE STAR, SO THAT THEIR LIGHT MIGHT PIERCE THE DARKNESS. AND THE EARTH, GOD DIVIDED BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA, AND THESE HE FILLED WITH MANY ASSORTED CREATURES. AND FROM THE SLIME, IN A LAND CALLED LYMPSTONE, GOD MADE DARK, SALTY CREATURES THAT INHABITED THE SEASHORE. HE CALLED THEM (MARINES), HE DRESSED THEM ACCORDINGLY, IN BRIGHT COLORS SO THAT THEIR BETERS MAY MORE EASILY FIND THEM IN THE HOLES AND BURROWS THAT THEY SCOURED OUT OF THE GROUND. AND GOD SAID "WHILST AT THEIR APOINTED LABORS THEY WILL DEVOUR WORMS, MAGGOTS, C AND K RATIONS AND ALL CREATURES THAT CREEP AND CRAWL."
THE FLIGHTY CREATURES OF THE AIR, HE CALLED THEM (AIRDALES), AND THESE HE CLOTHED IN UNIFORMS WHICH WERE RUFFLED, PERFUMED, AND PRETTY. HE GAVE THEM GREAT FLOATING CITIES WITH FLAT ROOFS IN WHICH TO LIVE, WHERE THEY GATH
Create A SkinMy boyfriend needs help creating a skin...i dont know how to make one either or i would help him myself. I'll leave the link for his page and if you think you can help him, either go to his page or leave a shout or comment for me. thanks so much everybody.
xoxoxo
$king of hearts$$(fubar hubbyofQueen~Of~Hearts)clubF.A.R@ fubar
Males Make Me Sickhello there,
hope you are doing fine?i just finished going through your profile and i liked the contents.....it's very nice to have seen your pic on this site and i will like to know more about you, when i saw your picture and your profile, i just decided in my heart that its you have been looking forand i must tell you this,am interested in you,i really would like to meet you .but am not always here ,but if u really want to talk tome you can do that on my yahoo messenger,
I received this message from some random male on a website.
Bombing Herhttp://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=211877&i=3988418302#
CATHY OF THE FUBAR BOMBERS NEEDS YOUR RATE AND BOMBING COMMENTS...SAYS SHE IS WILLING TO TRADE 100 11'S FOR YOUR HELP.. LINK ABOVE SHOULD TAKE YOU TO HER COMMENT PAGE...THANKS IN ADVANCE
Short And Sweet :)HERE ARE THE STANDINGS: As of 1:30pm est
Rates
Shortyseceret: 117 x5 = 585
Comments-> 11642
Total Points: 12227
Rates
J-Roxx: 77 x5 = 385
Comments-> 13647
Total Points: 14032
J-Roxx leads by 1805
thanks to James for doing the math :)
i am in a contest! please go vote for me! every rate counts!!
CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!(rate and comment)
thanks everyone :)
RegretMySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes
LiesWhy does being lied to have to hurt so bad, especially when it comes from someone you really care about like family?
"the Secret" Is Real...Im reading the book now and watched the movie awhile ago...I decided to give it a try..I saw myself not smoking..Being able to tell everyone im a Non-Smoker..It worked..I am a Non-smoker..7 Months now.Read the book watch the movie..Trust me it will change your life...
Click on the link for more Info...
http://thesecret.tv/
My Spiritual Path...I just wanted to let Everyone know..
I'm going through a Spiritual Fast..
Until Oct. 28TH..
And even after that i'm still working on my Spiritual Path..
Going through the Insights of our life...
I'm starting to figure out alot of stuff God..
Wants me to know..
"Mary Magdelan", "The Holy Grail", "The Knights Templar" and "The Cathers" Not sure of my Path yet, still figuring that out..
Only I can through People I meet or talk to Giving me insights about new things. Everything happens for a reason..
Take your Dreams and coincedences Seriesly..
I had someone close to me wake me up..
I started seeing 333-444 Numbers, Coincedences...
One after the other...
Ive had Mystical Experiences...
Seen Energetic Auras...
You can feel and see a Differance in me..
Thats why I cant get involved with anyone more than friends..
I'll lose my Energy to them...
Until I have gone through the insights and found my True self through God...
I can only be Friends...
If you want to know more abn
My Son, Me And My Fathertoday while eating lunch,my son ever so sweetly climbs on the couch to cuddle with me, he sits next to me gives me a sweet smile, than leans over and steals my frech fries, this is my child.
he has his own but he wants mommies. i guess tis is revenge for my father, because when i was young i would only eat things off his plate. well to be honest i am 23 and i still think food taste best when it is off my dads plate
Making Skinsi was just wounder if someone can help me or do for me a couple of skins.i tried to do them but they never work out for me if you can help shout me or leave me a comment thank you
Boondocks Volumes Of TruthOkay, so I finally got my hands on "The Boondocks" box set...good gods! It's funny as hell, but at the same time, it also does a pretty good job of bringing a lotta truths to light. Sometimes it's harsh, and hard to look at it. But the odd and cool part is I can actually say "Damn I have come across this before...in REAL life!"
Although I have to admit it picks up where a lot of american entertainment, or animation fears to tread. Black or otherwise. Now I'm sure it won't run as long as "The Simpsons", (which has been on too long) but I definitely see it having way more depth and intelligence. Far more than all of but two other black shows I've seen in a loooong time.
Please Help MeI have posted two bulletins for my new lounge. Please help me and repost both of them for your friends so that I can get some members and employees in my lounge. I am trying to get it built up so that I don't have to shut it down. I appreciate all your help.
My Favorite Quote...What's Money?...
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning
and goes to bed at night
and in between does what he wants to do...
By: Bob Dylan...
Must Be DreamingYou're in my blood, and I can't help but love you
Don't pull away, I tell you that I love you
Have I been cursed, to walk this earth without you
You're in my blood, now I can't live without you
Just take my hand, I can go no place without you
Come a little bit closer, I'd never ever hurt you
Am I the one, to never ever feel your love
Slowly I'm learning, why my heart is burning
Through the dark nights, how we loved, I can't live without you
I want to look, and feel your touch,
I must be dreaming,
Slowly I'm learning, why my heart is burning
FactsFacts about Me3 ;*)
Unknown facts
1. I have a strong will I don't like being manipulated
2. I Love myself I think I'm a sexy women; P.S. Just because I'm a big girl with curves doesn't mean I have a low esteem for myself. I don't so don't try to mess with how I feel about myself you will lose.
3. I like BDSM but I'm in charge unless I what to play sub most of the time I'm Dom remember that. P.S I only play sub for someone I really like.
4. I have a very quick mind I learn very quickly and I never for get something I really like
5. I like leaving marks on my subs get use to it
Known Facts
1. I like to sit in the hot tub nude
2. I like to drink: grape kool aid, grape soda, margaritas, fuzzy navels, grogg, home brewed mead and once in a great while a bud light when I'm with certain friends
3. I like sex and lots of it kinky type is best
4. I don't like clingy people especially clingy men
5. I like to have fun and be with a group that has no Dram
FactsFacts about Me Part2 ;*)...........
Unknown facts:
1. I don't like hot weather over 80 degrees.
2. the perfect date for me would be a movie, dinner and a hotel room for kinky sex, use your imagination I'm a very kinky kind of girl.
3. I like to meditate it keeps me sane
4. I don't like authority figures and I don't like to be told what to do
5. I will not conform to anyone else's idea of who I'm supposed to be get over yourselves just enjoy and like me for what I am
Know Facts About Me:
1. I love Grape soda and Oreos they make me smile
2. I love my friends and would do anything in my power to help them
3. I'm at my happiest when I am being creative I need an artistic outlet daily
4. I like to dance and sing naked in the rain, I like to be out in thunderstorms I feel recharged after the storm passes
5. I would love to live out in the country where I feel free. I don't like living in a crowded town
That will be all for this
Time For MeLife is going round and round
Spinnning out of control
This is the time to just let go
Its not about anyhting but me
Time for me that is all I need
Work, family, friends, and daily routines
I give 100% to everyone around me
But never myself
Time for me that is all I need
So I took time away from my life
Tried something new and surprising
You will find that it oh so refreshing
Time for me that is all I need
Runaway from my phone and town
left it behind for all I needed was
Time for me
Because I now know I love me
MeLittle known facts about me:
Number 1: My favorate flowers are Waterlillys or Lillys of any kind I have always wanted my name to be Lilly I think it's a simple and Beautiful name. My second favorite flowers are Carnations any colors but white or red.
Number 2: I have a high sex drive for many kinky things use your imagination.
Number 3: I have a naughty,kinky and odd since of humor again use your imagination
Known facts about me
Number 1: I love to be Naked anywere anytime
Number 2: I love the water I go swimming as often as I can
Number 3: I'm a night person not a morrnig person I'm very grumpy befor 12:00pm
Enough for now I will post more when I feel the need to reveil more to my friends out there.
Always Having fun
Lilly
Kick Ass BarJust wanted to say this really beets the bar scene when you can sit at home on line talk to wonderfull and cool people ty all for being so kind and ty all for takeing the time to stop by
Tattoo Contest Starts On Sat 10/13 At 8 Am.Hot Tattoo Contest!
I need men and women with tattoos for this contest!
1st Tattoo is......
2nd Tattoo is......
Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed!
2 Gifts from gift shop per winner!
If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages
or tell me and i will rip it for u !
Contest will start on 10/13 thur 10/19
Thanks
Maria
Click on pic to enter contest!
~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar
To Be Thankful For:The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
My shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
A lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.
All the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have
freedom of speech.
The space I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking.
My huge heating bill because it means I am warm.
The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear.
The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
Weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive.
The alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I'm alive.
My Lonley World.....If you ever came to feel my pain
or drowned for a day in my lonely rain
you would know what its like to suffer in my hell
if you listened to the tales I have to tell
you would never again pass judgement on me
you may even understand why sometimes I flee
why I sometimes hide when the road gets rough
or run away when life gets tough
if you spent 60 seconds locked inside my head
you'd understand why life I dread
if you took a min to feel what I feel
you understand that my pain is so real
if you for once, choked on my tears
or had to fight through my fears
if you had to spend a day in my solitude
my nightmares you couldnt elude
the judgements you first passed would fade away
you would probably hit the ground and pray
to never again see the things that I've seen
to never experience the dreams that i dream
Will Drive You CrazyIf you've got love in your sights
Watch out, love bites
When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of, does she look like me?
Do you tell lies and say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?
When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show? c'mon
I don't want you to touch me too much baby
'Cos making love to me might drive you crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
No!
Love bites, love bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies
It's no surprise
Love begs, love pleads
It's what I need
When I'm with you are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself?
When you wake up will you walk out?
It can't be love if you throw it about
I don't want you to touch me too much baby
'Cos making love to me might drive you crazy
Love bites, love bleeds
It's bringin' me to my
Halloween......slightly Different Than Samhain! LolHalloween, or Hallowe'en, is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31. Traditional activities include trick-or-treating, costume parties, Halloween festivals, bonfires, visiting "haunted houses", viewing horror films, and participating in traditional autumn activities such as hayrides (which may have "haunted" themes).
Halloween originated under the name of Samhain as a Pagan festival among the Celts of Ireland and Great Britain. Irish and Scottish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. Other western countries embraced the holiday in the late twentieth century.
Halloween is now celebrated in parts of the western world, most commonly in Ireland, the United States, Canada, Puerto Rico, the United Kingdom and sometimes in Australia and New Zealand. In recent years, the holiday has also been celebrated in various other parts of Western Europe.
The term Halloween (and its older rendering Hallowe'en) is shortened from All-hall
Get Well Sonny ContestWell I did it again, I have entered a Get Well Sonny Contest. I have no idea if it is rates or votes so come and leave one of each why don't ya. Please and Thank You!! Just click the pic and it will take you straight their!!! Oh Yeah....Repost it too please :)
Shoe Fetish??http://www.channel3000.com/news/14307985/detail.html
Police Say Baby Drowned In Tub While Mom Shopped For Shoes
Mother Of Four Faces Manslaughter Charges
LAKEVILLE, Minn. -- A Lakeville mother has been charged with two counts of manslaughter in the drowning death of her 11-month-old daughter.
Lakeville police said that Katherine Renae Bodem, 38, was shopping for shoes online when her daughter, Cecelia Katherine, drowned in the bathtub.
In a criminal complaint filed in Dakota County, a Lakeville investigator said that several officers arrived at Bodem's home on Aug. 25 to find two women out in front of the house administering CPR to a baby. Officers said another woman, who was identified as Bodem, was standing nearby and was frantically yelling, "It's all my fault" and repeatedly told officers, "“I’m so stupid, this has been a horrible year for me.”
Investigators said Bodem told police that she put the girl and her 2-year-old son in the bathtub on the main floor of the hou
Grammar - I Has It!I was just teasing a co-worker about something he just said.
K: "If you are finding lost people in the Remedy System, you need to call Corporate Support."
I just looked at him and said: "Do you find an grammatical issues with that sentence?"
He thought about it for a second, chuckled and rephrased it: "If you find people are missing from the Remedy System ....."
Cia ApplicationCIA Application
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
< > A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the rig
My 8 Legged GirlCan a (bird eating) spider be sneeky? Mine sure can! She is drying (streching, healing, whatever...) after the big molt. And when Im home, she's laying on her living area floor almost saying: "I had such a hard time, I need some more rest". But I caught her, crawling over the flowers and the wood and she noticed me watching her... Now she is acting tired again. LOL she is so funny!
My cats miss the attention, so Im going to rest in front of the TV (tomorrow will be my 7th day at work in a row) and they can lay next to me and get their attention.
p.s. Am I a witch? Having cats and a spider... LOL
Meet The NeighbrosGot a couple days away from work this week so I'd gone out to Radio Shack and bought a couple walkie talkies. Nothin I gotten to use yet but prolly saving for Halloween. I like techie stuff but I hate cell phones, go figure. Lately I've been thinking that my neighbor's kid... well, he's in his 30s so he's not really a kid is he? I always see his room light on and once seen him get arrested for whatever. For all I know that little shit's been listening in on my calls so last night I gave one back. Took the cordless into the shitter with me to give him something good to listen to. Pervert.
Do U Sup From The Furry Cup?Hey maybe I should make this a Mumm lol. Anyway = here's another exclusive t-shirt available at RetroGod.com. Some people ask where do I get my ideas, well mainly from all you naughty ppl these days - ha ha.
Anyway here it is...
FURRY CUP T-SHIRT available at RetroGod.com.
Helpmy best friend left her husband 4 times already he stoled her car wrecked it stoled 4 hundred dollars off of her ive been there 4 her all the time nows shes back with him again im tired of being called on my phone of her crying he did this he did that should i just tell her to piss off weve been friends 4 5 years what should i do help
Switching Up My RoutineI am trying to switch it up today. I just had no desire to walk today. But....I did anyway. I walked for 15 minutes. So, now I will rest for 10 minutes and then get back on the treadmill and walk for another at least 15 to 30 minutes. I know it is good to switch up your routine, otherwise, your muscles get used to the same thing and it gets rather stale.
So hopefully when I get back on that thing, I will be more energetic to maybe jog on it? I am hoping so. Maybe I will try it 3 times. 15/10 off/15 on/10 off/15 on? See how that goes??
My son Christopher has not had a good couple of days at school. He has also lost his cell phone that I just replaced!!!!! Argh! He has always been so good about keeping his cell phone. I guess he lost it when playing tag at someones house. Hopefully it is found.
Anthony has been doing good. Keep your fingers crossed! lol
Okay, time for me to go get back on the treadmill, ciao~
Where Have I Been.....in case anyone was wondering where i have been for sooo long....
well i am now working on 2nd shift. plus, Panther and i have been bit by the WoW bug. world of warcraft in case your wondering.
id o check in from time to time when free time comes around.
also been taking care of some other personal things, such as health, life in general, etc..
i still think of all you guys and miss ya'll. hopefully i will have time to catch up with all of you soon.
Bright Blessings of Light and Love,
PD
Visit To SchoolOn Monday I took half the day off from work so I could go meet my little boy at school so we could have lunch together. His dad lives way across town from where I live so his school is 35m away...yes it is a lot. But the look on his face when I walked into that cafeteria made the distance, the fighting traffic and having to arrange things at work so I can leave early all worthwile. He was so happy to see me. I was just as happy to see him. He wanted to share his lunch with me, but I told him that was ok since I had brought my own ham & chez sandwich...he did trade my orange capri sun for his cherry one...lol
SexDo you consider sex to be painful?
Job Applications R Boring LolITS FUNNY I GOT A JOB N INTERVIEW BOTH IN THE SAME DAY WITHIN 5 MINUTES N TODAY THEY EMAILED ME THE APPLICATION. TO APPLY EVEN THO I GOT THE JOB GRRR I GUESS ITS FORMALITY LOL...I HATE FILLING THESE THINGS OUT LOL IVE DONE SO MANY OF THESE. I ESPECIALLY HATE THE ESSAY PART BUT ITS FUN LOL BUT HEY LOL ATLEAST I KNOW AFTER I FILL THIS OUT IM OFFICIALLY IN LIKE SIN LOL.
I STILL HATE FILLING THESE OUT LOL.. LOVE U ALL
MUAHZ
TESS
5th Annual La Decompression October 13th5th ANNUAL L.A. DECOMPRESSION STREET FESTIVAL
NEW LOCATION: Sante Fe between 4th and 6th St Bridge, Artist District Downtown LA
Main gate is located on MATEO STREET AND PALMETTO.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13th, Noon until 11 PM
$10 in Playa wear/$15 in non-Playa street wear
Children under 12 are FREE
www.LA-BURNINGMAN.com
rain or shine, it's PLAYATIME!
It's that time again! Time to grab those dusty boots you just don't have the heart to clean off and experience the art, the culture and the thrill of Burning Man, brought to life on the streets of downtown Los Angeles. This is an annual event to bring the spirit of Burning Man alive in our community.
PARTICIPATE! Just like Burning Man, this event is put on through volunteer efforts. We are currently looking for volunteers the day of the event. If you are interested, please contact: monica@thedolab.com
This is an art event. Come, immerse yourself in eleven hours of art and performance with theme camps, art cars, art installa
64% Barbie[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60
[x] You had/have fake nails
[x] You have more hair products than you can use
[ ]You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
Total:3
Do you:
[x] Have/had a hair color that is not your natural color
[x] Have “blonde moments” at least once a day
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
Total:7
DO YOU ADORE:
[x] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[x] The Color Pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelery
[ ] Mirrors
[x] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Candles
[x] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
[ ] Boots
[ ] Starbucks
Total:17
DO YOU SAY:
[x] Whatever.
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness/god
[x] Hun/honey
[ ] That’s hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[x] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x]
Someday....someday is all i can hope and pray for
Take Me As I AM
Baby, don't turn out the light
I wanna see you look at me
Whisper only truth tonight
Not just promises and empty fantasies
I don't need a bed of roses
'Cause roses wither away
All I really need is honesty
From someone with a strong heart
A gentle hand
Who'll take me as I am
Baby, I need for you to know
Just exactly how I feel
Fiery passions come and go
I'd trade a million pretty words
For one touch that is real
I don't need a bed of roses
'Cause roses wither away
All I really need is honesty
From someone with a strong heart
A gentle hand
Who'll take me as I am
I don't need a bed of roses
'Cause roses wither away
All I really need is honesty
From someone with a strong heart
A gentle hand
Who'll take me as I am
From someone with a strong heart
A gentle hand
Who'll take me as I am
Geritali hate these surveys and they never let me finish one. i don't think we should have to do them i've wasted all my time and now i have to take the neighbors dog for walkies. i should do a survey how many things take all the fun out of fubar foe me
Power AnimalsPower Animals and What You Can Do Once You Have One
It doesn't come as any great revelation to hear that there are a lot of spiritual resources available to the shamanic practitioner, both in the Lower World and in the Upper World. You can find teachers of all sorts, medicinal plants, tree spirits, other shamans acting as your helping spirits, animal helpers, element spirit helpers like water, fire, earth and air, as well as ancestors and spirits of place. But the most significant helper you will ever have in all the realms is your Guardian Spirit that most of us refer to simply as the Power Animal.
I tend to capitalize the words "Guardian Spirit" and "Power Animal" when I talk about them, not because of any English language rules of spelling or grammar but because of the respect I have and feel for the Power Animal and its role in my life. What makes the Power Animal so special? This one spirit comes to you as a significant source of power, and it plays a unique part in y
Can Someone Disappear?For financial reasons & the children, my friend is staying with her cheating husband, but she has had enough!!(he's been caught & has admitted it, it's not just suspicion)
She's tried to leave but he manages to track her down. She doesn't use credit cards or a cell phone anymore because they have led him to her in the past.
Can someone disappear? What can she do? anyone have some ideas??
oh.. btw her hubby is a police officer!!
Chasing The Next Chapters.In a previous blog, I stated that I am an "open book."
That, I am. Ask me anything.
I have done some things in my 49 years of life that could send me straight to the proverbial hell.
On the flip side, I have done things that saved me from the bad karma.
Random acts of kindness and other good deeds.
Apparently, thankfully, the good has outweighed the bad.
I'm not certain of the grading curve, but so far so good.
I'm still here.
I don't have any regrets from what I have done.
I did learn from my mistakes.
Even the ones that were repeated...several times.
And I'm not ashamed of anything that has happened.
Everything happens for a reason.
I question the reason sometimes, but I can't stop fate.
Or is it destiny?
Either way, I try to flow with it.
I have been through heaven and hell in my time.
This moment, right now....is lost in the middle.
In a daze.
Staring blankly.
Sad KermitTHIS SHIT CRACK ME THE FUCK UP! CHECK IT OUT!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1750777
Random Thoughts!!So I have been seperated now 2 years waiting to get a divorce and have recently started dating. Can I tell you that it SUCKS!!! I don't even know what I am looking for in a guy, I don't even know what my likes are for that matter. I get asked that all the time lately and frankly I DONT KNOW!! I couldn't get any sleep last night over this, so I got up and made a list of things that I "think" I am looking for in a guy and seriously I don't think there is a man with all those qualities out there. So what do I do....lower my standards and settle or just keep looking. Mind you I am 33 years old!!!NOt getting any younger. Chance of finding someone after 35 is probably pretty slim. I dunno....what do I do!! Accept the fact that I will be alone the rest of my life and get over it and not even date or plunge on and keep on dating .....GOD!!!Help me!!!!lmao.Any advice would be appreciated at this point. I have never dated until now SADLY!!! What id dating. If i go out to dinner on Saturday with
ChoicesI have been thinking about my life the choices I have made. All of us makes choices in our lives bout are the choices we make the right one always. It is true that we do not make the right choice everytime but what is more important is how we see it.
I have come to learn to see things in a more poitive way and take things as they come. What is the point of crying or telling yourself how sad your life is. I have learned tolook at life in a more positive way, like having a loving family who loves me no matter what or having a boyfriend who would do anything to make you happy. It could be just the feeling of knowing that I have food to eat everyday and a roof over my head, small things which I have not noticed so much because of my negligence.
Life does have its share of sorrows but with that comes its share of happiness as well. God will never give us heartache or problems which we cannot handle and all the things that happens in our life happens to us only because we can handle it
Oct 10th BombingWicked Storm Crew!
Next Contest!!
Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend.
The Cherry Chase hosted by Heartistic Soul is in full swing. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to the contestants and commentors. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!!
We still need new members!!
Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members
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I TryI try so hard to keep
thoughts of you away
from entering my soul,
But every time you pass
by your scent hits me
like a rush of sweet love,
I cry inside to hold you, to
love you, to make love to you,
Knowing that I cant pains
me and I could hardly breathe,
My blood boils whenever you
say my name so sweetly,
It boils because I hear pain in
your voice and I cant do
anything about it,
Holy shit the site of you makes
me want to be a better man,
Or rather a man in you... ...
Dear God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how many times can ONE person play "No Me Ames"?! If she plays that damn JLo and Marc Anthony song ONE more time I'm going over there and beating her to death with the stapler!
*ahem*
:D
Time For A ChangeI made some changes to my profile, pics and friends, family, etc. I't hard for me to look at pictures of ppl that ignore me when I shout/comment/gift to.
My page opens to my "Family" list and those are the wonderfully SPECIAL people that do!
Those of you in my YIM list the changes won't be appearent to YOU, unless you see that you have to re-add, that means I never hear from you, so no need to be in my list, those of you that only talk to me once in a blue moon are in a diff section I keep closed.
If you see me online (YIM) that means I want to talk, I don't log in as "Invisble to all" because you folks matter to me and thats why I want to chat.
I know SOME of you make yourself invisible to me when I KNOW your on-line and that is like a slap in the face to me when you can't even say "Hi"!
Those of you that know what I have been/am going through know why I am posting this.... those of you that could care less... FAHGETABOUTIT!
{Art leaves the blog singing "It's
Pinocchio The LoverPinocchio the Lover
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her why, and she replies, "You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had, but every time we make love you give me splinters."
This remark bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he seeks advice from Gepetto, who suggests a bit of sandpaper might "smooth out" Pinnochio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanks his creator and goes on his way.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto runs into Pinocchio at the hardware store, where his little wooden friend is buying every package of sandpaper the store has in stock.
"So, Pinocchio," Gepetto remarks, "things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?"
"Girls?" says Pinocchio, "Who needs girls?"
AnswersThought I would take the time to answer a few questions some friends have been throwing at me.
Joyce - Convicted? No
Hotwench69 - I agree, 5 is never enough and 6 is sometimes too many.
Nelson - just blame it on a scorned scoutmaster from your youth.
Patricia44 - It's not bragging if you have video
Wanda - In the order you asked, briefs, use your imagination, by football time Sunday, pineapple juice sweetens it, and as long as my name is in there somewhere.
******* Happy Hour Giveaway / Contest Plus More / All Out War ************** HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR *******
Im going to be hosting yet another contest:
The Rules:
A minimum of 40 entries will be needed
The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour
After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize
The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast
If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast
The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist
The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more.
After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded.
The contest will span an entire week
In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows:
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1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP
2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP
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Ukhow good is the union flag?
Samhain....Samhain marks one of the two great doorways of the Celtic year, for the Celts divided the year into two seasons: the light and the dark, at Beltane on May 1st and Samhain on November 1st. Some believe that Samhain was the more important festival, marking the beginning of a whole new cycle, just as the Celtic day began at night. For it was understood that in dark silence comes whisperings of new beginnings, the stirring of the seed below the ground. Whereas Beltane welcomes in the summer with joyous celebrations at dawn, the most magically potent time of this festival is November Eve, the night of October 31st, known today of course, as Halloween.
Samhain (Scots Gaelic: Samhuinn) literally means “summer's end.” In Scotland and Ireland, Halloween is known as Oíche Shamhna, while in Wales it is Nos Calan Gaeaf, the eve of the winter's calend, or first. With the rise of Christianity, Samhain was changed to Hallowmas, or All Saints' Day, to commemorate the souls of the blessed dead who
I Am In A Cleavage Contest Soon!!!!I will be in a contest on Saturday beginning at 11 PM (Eastern Time).
The contest at this time is closed but will open promptly at 11 PM on Saturday NIGHT.
The contest is for the best cleavage on Fubar.
If you could, I would appreciate a vote on my pic that will be the entry.
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923
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I will repost this again a few times before Saturday night.
Thanks!!!
36d hugs,
ms. cleavage
TillHeartbeat Away
I've never felt warmth,
Till I was in your embrace.
I've never seen beauty,
Till I looked upon your face.
Lost in your eyes,
Deeper than any ocean.
Just a simple touch
Becomes a transfer of emotions.
Passion becomes unrequited,
For it could never be.
"Trapped in your tears
Please set me free."*
I've never heard angels speak,
Till you opened your mouth and sang.
I've never knew sadness
Till you told me you had a man.
I've never been happy,
Till I gazed upon your smile.
Always questioning my motives,
Putting my heart on trial.
You're the only one,
The only girl that I seek.
Perhaps to kiss you one day,
And not on the cheek.
I've never known love,
For I never kissed your lips.
I'm addicted to you,
And I think I need to quit.
Trial And Tribulationsi have gone through quite alot of things in my life, the most serious was gettin the stents place in my heart due to having angina attacks (is on my profile). i have loved and been loved, tossed aside
like a rag doll, taken thru financial hell by others i have thought who loved me, lost family members dad passed away in 85, mom passed away last year. lost a cousin in Viet Nam, and friends i knew in High school. Yeah my life hasd been a cycle of hell these past life times. Yet i try and prevail
over it and sometimes iwin and some times i lose, when i lose i lose hard...i get angry and upset, not like alil kid but in my won way..i sit and contemplate it try to figure it out. and lo and behold i do.
am just happy i am alive right now.
Yum******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR *******
Im going to be hosting yet another contest:
The Rules:
A minimum of 40 entries will be needed
The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour
After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize
The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast
If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast
The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist
The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more.
After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded.
The contest will span an entire week
In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows:
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2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP
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Gaze Not Too DeeplyGaze not too deeply into my eyes
Lest ye fall into the endless well of my soul
Trapped by the fascination
Of every turning and twisting twining
Of my heart's yearnings
And the machinations of my mind.
Copyright: October 2007, Anhkah ~ Consort of Angels. All Rights Reserved.
The Rude Customer (nsfw)The Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have y
Albondigas Con Salsa De Perejil - Meatballs With Parsley SauceThis main course originates in the Balearic Islands of the Mediterranean. The bacon in these meatballs make them extra flavorful. Combine them with a rich-tasting sauce of broth, parsley and walnuts and you have a delicious main course.
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 lbs. lean hamburger
* 1 Onion
* 2 Cloves Garlic
* 1/4 cup Parsley
* 4 Slices Bacon
* 1/2 cup (approx) Bread Crumbs for Coating
* 1 to 1 1/2 cups Olive Oil for frying
* 1/2 cup Flour
* 1 cup Bread Crumbs
* 4 cups Beef Broth
* 4 sprigs finely chopped Parsley for Sauce
* 1/3 cup finely chopped Walnuts
PREPARATION:
Serves 6-8 as a main course or 10-12 as appetizers.
Prepare Ingredients for Meatballs
Peel and finely chop the onion and garlic. Finely chop 1/4 cup parsley and the bacon. Place the hamburger, onion, garlic, parsley and bacon in a large mixing bowl and thoroughly mix.
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How I Am Doing So FarDOING PRETTY GOOD IN SCHOOL SO FAR. JUST SUBMITTED MY FIRST BIG POWER POINT PROJECT TODAY. I HAVE A BIG EXAM THIS WEEKEND, AND ANOTHER ONE NEXT WEEK. SO FAR I HAVE 100% IN 2 CLASSES, AN 88% IN ONE, AND 89% IN THE LAST ONE. BUT THAT IS ONLY AFTER 6 WEEKS OF CLASS. STILL A WHILE TO GO YET.
I GOT TO ADMIT I HATE ACCOUNTING. IT IS NOT LOGICAL. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A CREDIT EVER BE A NEGATIVE, AND A DEBIT A POSITIVE. SO STUPID. THE CLASS THAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE "HISTORY" HAS THE WORSE POSSIBLE TEXT BOOK EVER. THE INFO IS PRETTY GOOD. BUT IT IS SO POORLY WRITTEN AND EDITED. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT EVER GOT PUBLISHED. THE WRITERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED, BUT THEN HOW MANY BOOKS ARE OUT THERE ABOUT "THE HISTORY OF FUNERAL SERVICES" ??
THE INSTRUCTOR HAS GOTTEN SO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE BOOK, SHE IS WRITING OUT WEEKLY NOTES FOR US. BUT SHE IS KOOL, AS ARE ALL MY INSTRUCTORS.
I EVEN HAVE THE DEAN OF MORTUARY SCIENCE AS MY INSTRUCTOR IN ACCOUNTING. HATE THE SU
Busy Busy BusyThe fun of working 2 jobs remodeling a house and all + going to school online...talk about fun. NOw i see why i dont get much time on here as much on Fubar lol. Hoping all you peeps out there are having a great day and better tomorrow.
Cant complain though here my 2nd job i sit on a computer 10 hours a day creating about the same as i do here but getting paid good money for it.
Since I Cant Do A Mumm Yet--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Very interesting - a short read and I believe very important!!!
33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language
June 6, 2007
On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret"
wrote:
Senators,
Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill, 1348, to
make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day no
less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the
bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise
your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.
I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is,
whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female,
democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a
United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote
against English as the official language of the United States .
Commentsi don't really look at comment's .so if i do not responed to your comment you know why.peace
I Was A 90's Kid Those Were The Days: If you're under the age of 15...you shouldn't even read this
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Gargoils
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember:
-LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!
-Step by Step
-Family Matters!!!
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World!!!!
-Wild and Crazy Kids
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You
Fabada AsturianaIngredients
1 pound Judion Dry Beans
6 cups Water for soaking beans
5 cups Chicken broth
1 Onion, diced
1 Bell pepper, diced
4 cloves Garlic, minced
8 ounces Jamon Serrano or Salt Pork, coarsely diced
8 ounces Chorizo sausage, coarsely diced
6 ounces Morcillia (Spanish sausage), coarsely diced (optional)
2 Tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Prep Time/ Cook Time
Soak beans overnight, 3-4 hours simmering on the stovetop
Instructions
1) Soak the beans overnight in water. Drain.
2) Add beans and broth to a large soup pot. Cook until soft, approximately 3 hours.
Tip from Yaya's Kitchen: After several hours of cooking feel free to add additional broth or water to make the recipe like a soup, or keep it thick for a traditional taste!
3) In a separate pot add the Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Cook the onion, pepper, and garlic and until just tender.
4) To the onion mixture, add the ham and sausages. Cook for 3 minutes.
5) Remove 1 cup of cooked beans and coarsely mash. Return th
Lets See******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR *******
Im going to be hosting yet another contest:
The Rules:
A minimum of 40 entries will be needed
The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour
After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize
The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast
If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast
The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist
The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more.
After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded.
The contest will span an entire week
In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows:
1 Happy Hour
1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP
2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP
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Paella ValencianaThe cure to a jaded palate - the secret is in the sofrito. The mistake most beginners make is they skimp on the sofrito ingredients and think it is only the seafood and chicken that matters. The majority of the flavor comes from the Olive Oil, Pork, Spices, Peppers, and Tomato that are used in the sofrito. We are not talking about bland tomato rice here! We are talking about rice that bursts with flavor and re-affirms to you why Paella is such a talked about dish!
NEW! Revised January 2007 with additional tips and adjustments for different size pans. (for old recipe click here)
What size pan?
We find this recipe to be ideal for a 40cm (16 inch) pan.
* For a 32cm (13 inch) pan, divide the recipe by half.
* For a 50cm (20 inch) pan, multiply the recipe by two.
* For a 70cm (28 inch) pan, multiply the recipe by three.
Ingredients
* 10 Chicken Wing Drumettes
* 1 Lb Pork Short Ribs (have your butcher cut the ribs into 1" sections, crosswise cutting t
Need Help...sexIm still frusturated...if your close to watertown NY hit me up cuz im getting offers from people in different states. Sorry guys im not driving over 100 miles just to get it. Im not that picky but the guy has to be at least 7inches or above. Ive been with guys that are below that and i didnt have a good time. Please dont get pissed ,this is just how I feel.
IraqI just found out that one of my guy friends is going back to Iraq for the forth time. As if that's not bad enough he just got married a little over 3 or 4 months ago so he is a newlywed and a new father to his wife's 2 boys. His wife is also in the service and if she is sent to Iraq there won't be anyone to look after the kids and that's a really sad thought. With that being said I heard through a mutual friend of mine and theirs that my friend's wife is trying to get pregnant just so she doesn't have to worry about even being called into action and while I can see her stand point at the same time I don't know if I agree with a child being born under circumstances like that, He or she would be a child of connivence rather than a child conceived from an act of love and maybe I am wrong for seeing things that way but I just can't help it.
If Only..."If only tears can wash away all the memories...
I would cry an ocean and ask the waves to take the wounds away... And this broken soul can pick itself up and be whole again..."
(",)
In Your Faces! Here's Your Proof, Non-war Supporters!-Iraqi intelligence documents discovered in Baghdad by "The Telegraph", found 4/26/03 in the bombed headquearters of the Mukhabarat, Iraq's intelligence service, reveal that an al Qaeda envoy was invited clandestinely to Baghdad in March 1998. The documents show that the purpose of the meeting was to establish arelationship between Baghdad and Al Qaeda based on their mutual hatred of America and Saudi Arabia. Themeeting apparently went so well that it was extended by a week and ended with arrangements being discussed for Bin Laden to visit Baghdad -From the London Telegraph, April 27, 2003
-One of the more interesting pieces of postwar evidence was uncovered in Baghdad by reporters for The Toronto Star and London’s Sunday Telegraph. The February 19, 1998 memo from Iraqi intelligence, in which Bin Laden’s name was covered over with Liquid Paper, reported planned meetings with an Al Qaeda representative visiting Baghdad. Days later al Qaeda issued a fatwa alleging U.S. crimes against
Pinchitos Morunos (moorish Kebabs)Ingredients
1 pound boneless Pork Loin, sliced into 1/2" thick medallions
For the Marinade:
4 cloves Garlic, minced
2 1/2 teaspoons Flor de Sal with Mediterranean Herbs
1 teaspoon Cumin powder
1 teaspoon Hot Paprika
Pinch of Powdered Saffron
1 tablespoon Lemon Juice
2 Tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Crushed Red Chili Pepper to taste
Prep Time/ Cook Time
Overnight marinade, 5-15 minutes on the grill
Instructions
1) I a medium sized bowl combine all the marinade ingredients.
Tip From Yaya's Kitchen: A gallon size zip-lock bag works great to marinade the pork. Just add the marinade ingredients directly to the bag, add the pork, and shake to mix!
2) Add the pork and mix well so that all pieces are coated.
3) Cover and let rest in the refrigerator (from 2-24 hours.)
4) Put 2-4 pieces of pork on each skewer.
Tip From Yaya's Kitchen: Soak wooden skewers in water for 30 minutes before use to prevent them from scorching on the grill.
5) Grill or broil at high heat unt
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Chicken Gyros With Yogurt-dill SauceThe chicken is cooked with onions, lemon and dill, then spooned onto warn pita bread rounds and topped with a yogurt sauce. Then the sides of the bread are folded up and the sandwich is eaten like a taco.
Servings: Makes 4 servings.
1 cup plain nonfat yogurt
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon chopped fresh dill
1 large garlic clove, minced
1 teaspoon plus 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1 pound skinless boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 teaspoon dried oregano
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 medium onions, thinly sliced
4 pita bread rounds, heated
Preparation
Stir yogurt, 2 tablespoons dill, garlic and 1 teaspoon lemon juice in small bowl to blend. Season with salt and pepper.
Place chicken in medium bowl. Sprinkle with oregano, 1 teaspoon dill and salt and pepper. Toss to coat.
Heat 1 tablespoon oil in heavy large skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken; sauté until brown and cooked through, about 5 minutes. Transfer to plate. Add 1 tablespoon
R.i.p ChatoThe hardest thing in life is to lose a loved one. and its harder when they are murdered. My nephew was shot and killed last Sunday in the wee hours of the morning. this is Chato and my daughter Ana
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Chicken And Leeks Braised In WineIngredients
Cooking spray
8 chicken thighs, skinned (about 2 pounds)
3/4 teaspoon salt, divided
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, divided
4 leeks, cut diagonally into 2-inch pieces (about 2 1/4 pounds)
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 (3-inch) cinnamon stick
2 cups Riesling or other slightly sweet white wine
1 teaspoon sugar
2 bay leaves
2 fresh oregano sprigs
2 garlic cloves, peeled
1 (1 x 5-inch) orange rind strip
3 cups diced seeded peeled tomato
1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
Preparation
Heat a large nonstick skillet coated with cooking spray over medium-high heat. Sprinkle chicken with 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Add the chicken to pan; sauté 4 minutes on each side. Remove from pan. Add leeks to pan; sauté 4 minutes or until browned, turning once. Remove from pan.
Add coriander and cinnamon; cook 30 seconds. Add wine and next 5 ingredients (wine through rind), and bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat
Firedcinderella was fired from disney today,..she was bouncin on pinnochio;s face screaming LIE MOTHER FUCKER LIE
Avgolemono (greek Lemon Soup)Ingredients
2 cups low-salt chicken broth
1 cup water
3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 cup hot cooked long-grain rice
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon white pepper
6 lemon slices
Preparation
Heat broth and water in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Gradually add hot broth mixture and lemon juice to eggs, stirring constantly with a whisk. Return egg mixture to pan. Cook over medium heat until slightly thick (about 15 minutes), stirring constantly. Remove from heat; stir in rice, salt, and pepper. Ladle soup into each of 6 bowls; serve with lemon slices.
Yield
6 servings (serving size: 2/3 cups)
Nutritional Information
CALORIES 74(27% from fat); FAT 2.2g (sat 0.8g,mono 0.6g,poly 0.2g); PROTEIN 3.8g; CHOLESTEROL 72mg; CALCIUM 18mg; SODIUM 252mg; FIBER 0.2g; IRON 0.5mg; CARBOHYDRATE 9.6g
Chicken And Feta TostadasA Mexican classic with a Greek twist, these tostadas appeal to children of all ages. If you cant buy roasted chicken ready-made, use leftover chicken or cook some according to whichever method seems easiest to you. Serve one burrito-size tortilla or two of the smaller ones per person.
Ingredients
3/4 pound plum tomatoes, chopped
1/2 cup black olives, such as Kalamata, pitted and chopped
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
1 roasted chicken, bones and skin removed, meat shredded (about 1 pound boneless meat)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper
2 tablespoons red-wine vinegar
3 tablespoons cooking oil, plus more for brushing tortillas
8 small or 4 large flour tortillas
1/2 pound feta cheese, crumbled (about 2 cups)
Preparation
1. Heat the oven to 450°. In a large glass or stainless-steel bowl, combine the tomatoes, olives, parsley, chicken, salt, pepper, vinegar, and the 3 tablespoons oil.
2. Brush the tortillas on both sides with oil and then put on bakin
Bainbridge Island Vineyards Greek Garlic ChickenIngredients
8 chicken legs (thighs and drumsticks attached; about 5 lb. total)
2/3 cup minced garlic (about 3 heads)
1/2 cup lemon juice
1/4 cup olive oil
2 1/2 tablespoons dried oregano
2 tablespoons coarse-ground pepper
1 to 2 tablespoons salt
1/4 cup chopped parsley
Parsley sprigs
Preparation
1. Rinse chicken, pat dry, and pull off and discard lumps of fat. Put legs in a rimmed 12- by 17-inch pan.
2. In a bowl, mix minced garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, oregano, pepper, and salt. Smear garlic mixture evenly over chicken, then arrange legs, cut side down, in a single layer.
3. Bake in a 375° oven until skin is well browned, about 1 1/2 hours (1 1/4 hours in a convection oven). After 45 minutes, baste chicken with pan juices every 10 to 15 minutes.
4. Transfer chicken to a warm platter. Skim and discard fat from drippings. Add 1/2 cup boiling water to pan, stir to loosen browned bits, and pour sauce into a bowl.
5. Scatter chopped parsley over chicken; garnis
Hello AllThanks to everyone who has given me a rating do you want to see my better pictures when im in swimming trunks and looking a lot better than i do now
if i do then will you rate me a ten for every photo xxx
good luck to you all
Packing Up The PiecesSo, I am finally underway in my moving endeavor! I am so excited to get into my new home and have spent every spare moment sorting,packing,tossing and storing the belongings that I have accumulated over that last 3 decades! I have decided that space is more important than stuff and am vowing to simplify my life. This is easier said than done!LOL! It's funny how we sometimes attach emotions to certain objects that might remind us of a certain person or time in our life that has a deep meaning to us...Sometimes they are good and those things can be really hard to part with...But I have found over the last few weeks, that even items that hold some sad or painful memories can hold you captive. It has been a real process for me. But I have allowed myself to grieve those times or memories, get rid of the item and move on to the next. I can not express how freeing this experience has been for me!!! Things that I thought I had gotten over, I realized I still carried with me...Until now
Asparagus & Chicken LasagnaThe different tastes of this lasagna will surprise and delight company.
Ingredients
4 lbs. Fresh asparagus
1 lb. Butter
2 C. Flour
2 C. Chablis
4 tsp. Lemon Zest
2 C. Half and Half
2 C. Milk
16 oz. Ricotta Cheese
8 whole Eggs
1 box Lasagna Noodles
9 boneless skinless Chicken Breasts, cooked
1 lb. Mozzarella Cheese
1 lb. Parmesan Cheese
Marinara Sauce (below)
Directions
Roast asparagus in a small amount of olive oil in oven at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Make the white sauce with the next six ingredients. Mix eggs, and Ricotta cheese together, and add this to the white sauce. Cook lasagna noodles as directed on package, and coat the noodles with sauce, and lay in a 9 by 13 inch casserole that has been coated with nonstick spray. Chop chicken and asparagus, spread over the noodles, sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. One layer of noodles and repeat. Top with noodles, sauce and mozzarella cheese. Cook at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Serve after casserole has sat for 15 mi
Sweet Potato FriesThis is a favorite of anyone who loves sweet potatoes.
Ingredients
3 med.-size sweet potatoes or yams
1/2 C. oil
Salt (opt.)
Directions
Panfry Method: Peel potatoes (if desired); cut lengthwise into 1/2 inch thick French-fry strips. In large skillet over medium heat, heat oil; panfry (in batches if necessary) until cooked through and lightly browned, about 6 to 7 minutes. Using a slotted metal spoon or spatula, transfer French fries as cooked to absorbent paper to drain. If desired, sprinkle with small amount of salt.
Oven Method: Heat oven to 400 degrees. In large bowl, toss cut potatoes with 1/4 C. oil to coat evenly. On 1 to 2 baking sheets, arrange in single layer; bake until golden on bottom, about 15 minutes. Using spatula or pancake turner, turn potatoes and bake until golden all over, about 15 additional minutes. Remove from oven; transfer to absorbent paper to drain.
Makes 4 servings.
Two-corn CasseroleCreamed corn, kernel corn and corn muffin mix all go into this recipe.
Ingredients
1/2 C. butter
3/4 C. green pepper
1/3 C. onion
1 17 oz. can cream style corn
1 17 oz. can whole kernel corn, undrained
3 eggs, well beaten
1 8 1/2 oz. package corn muffin mix (If you cannot find corn muffin mix you can probably get away with corn meal)
1 C. shredded cheddar cheese
Directions
Spray 2-qt. casserole with nonstick cooking spray. In a small skillet, melt butter. Add green pepper and onion; sauté until crisp tender. In a large bowl, combine cream style corn, whole kernel corn, eggs and corn muffin mix; blend well. Add onion mixture; mix well. Pour into casserole; sprinkle with cheddar cheese on top. Bake at 350 degrees for 55-65 minutes or until firm and set. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.
Costa Rican TilapiaThe marinade of lime juice, cilantro and garlic makes this dish aromatic and tasty.
Ingredients
3 Tbs. fresh lime juice
3 Tbs. olive oil, divided
4 Tbs. finely chopped fresh cilantro or parsley, divided
4 tsp. minced garlic, divided
1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt, divided
1/4 tsp. sugar
6 5 oz. tilapia fillets
3/4 C. long-grain rice
1 C. chopped onions
2 oranges, peeled, seeded, coarsely chopped
1 28 oz. can diced tomatoes, undrained
1 15 oz. can black or pinto beans, drained, rinsed
1 tsp. dried oregano leaves
1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
1/4 tsp. cayenne pepper
Directions
For the tilapia marinade, combine lime juice, 1 Tbs. olive oil, 2 Tbs. cilantro, 1 tsp. garlic, 1/2 tsp. salt, and sugar in a shallow dish. Add tilapia and marinate 15 minutes, turning once.
To prepare the bean and rice mixture, cook the rice according to package directions and keep warm while the tilapia is marinating. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In a large, high-sided skillet or saucepan,
Wednesday - Oct. 10thHalf way through the week and looking forward to the weekend already.
I had a late night meeting again last night but got home in time to watch my DVR play back the results show for Dancing with the Stars. So glad Wayne Newton was eliminated from the show.
Today I have a conference call to make in 20 mins to our home office and then I must attend a meeting at the local United Way.
Tonight I have another late night meeting and yet another one tomorrow night.
Between work sleep and my attempts to finish a custom erotic story I have so little time. My son is wondering if I still live here ... :)
Off to the shower and then get on the conference call.
I can't wait till Friday night.
The Invitation By Oriahe Mountain DreamerThe Invitation
by Oriahe Mountain Dreamer
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.
It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring the moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your sorrow, have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed for fear of further pain.
I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human.
It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I wa
SatisfactionClose your eyes,
A night of desires,
Warm lips presses close to mine
Hands wrapped around my body
Caresses me,
Slowly undressed me,
Push my body close to you,
Warmth my shivering body
with you gentle touch
Move your hands
Between my thighs
Whisper in my ears
Make love to me
Deep inside me
Your movements take me deep
Going slow
Sending shivers down my soul
Deeper as you go,
I find myself lost
in the pleasure
Take me to a new peak
with the gentle strokes
Confined me in your movements
I wish it never stops
Satisfaction
Every inch of my body feels complete
Sweet love
All throughout the night
Rumors And Lies Are Pissing Me OffHello everyone, how's it going? I am really pissed off. Why is it a big freaking deal that I have guy friends? Just because I would rather hang out with guys than with girls, does not make me a whore. It just makes me happy. No I do not screw any of them. I would just rather hang out with guys than girls. Someone named Doug that has a page on here, called my little brother and told him that I was a whore. Well I am not, and if I was, I would have all the money I need to take care of business. maybe he is just pissed off because I don't want him. I don't sleep with anyone but my husband. Yes, I am married. I have always gotten along better with the guys than the girls. My little brother called me and actually asked me if I was a whore. Even though he knows better. I could never be a whore, hooker, or what ever you call those girls that sell themselves. Yes I enjoy hot sex as much as the next person, but I do not hook. I just enjoy hot sex with my husband. He is happy with the way our li
Hot Tattoo Contest Starts 10/13 Thur 10/18Hot Tattoo Contest!
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Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed!
2 Gifts from gift shop per winner!
If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages
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Yo, Whats Really Good Fubar, Show A Brotha Some Lovefor anybody who interested, im starting up my airbrush artwork again , just in time for christmas, i do all kinds or drawing and airbrush paintings especially girls, graffiti, dragons, if you can think of it, i can pait it on, ...holla at your boy, especially yall cute girls with the nice asses, oh yeah, i love me a nice ass,onelove yall,.. Arnould.
The WindThe wind blows and touches anything,everything, and whoever it comes in contact with,
It reminds me of your heart and passion
which had no control
The beauty of freedom with no restraints and
sometimes letting its presence known with such
commitment
Just like the wind your felt deep in my soul
and changes my life completely
You are apart of that nature now and free from the worldly restraints. You are free to touch whomever you please and see things to your souls appease
Enjoy your flight above the trees and beyond the restraints of your disease.
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Hmmmm...Okay I see I have a crush on me I would love to know who you are more about you :) I am always interested in talking an getting to know more people do not be shy just come out an tell me who you are:)
Red
Wanted: An Explosion! Reward If Found!!"Let it burn! Let it consume everything! That's what fires do! They dance and give light so that onlookers may find their path! They're vengefull and everconsuming... I love fire! And I'll never ever run... Never... My demons are with me always... They're part of me... I face them head on... It's a parasitic relationship... one feeding off of the other... You can't run... You can't hide... They're there and they're not gonna go away.... "
Once upon a time, I could spin a tale and write a rhyme that would cause flame to orgasm. I'd weave darkness within shadows that created explosions within the souls it encountered.
But lately... I don't know... Can such a fire just dwindle and die?
Creations have been spawned from my seed. But like all fires, they need to feed. Inspiration. A spark. A fuse. Something! My palms lay open and bare. But I'll never fall to my knees. I'll never beg... Never cry...
That piece in quotes was part of my own craft. A message that only now serves a
The BiteI miss the touch of your lips against my skin,
The sensational feeling of teeth of flesh,
Eat me, eat me, take it all away,
Oh the pleasure i felt, so much,
Not for today,
Oh how i miss it,
Oh how so do I,
Your lips pressed against mine,
and my hand upon your thigh,
wondrous daze we lived in,
wondrous daze we'd die,
Oh how i miss your kiss,
Oh how i miss your touch,
Please, bite me once more,
Draw some blood,
I want to feel it trickle down my neck in a glorious dance of millions,
I wanna feel the way you made me feel,
I want to feel more,
Bite me, one last time,
C'mon, it calls
Bite me, one last time,
Take away my flaws
Where I've BeenHey everyone!
I just wanted you all to know that I am not ignoring any of you, I just took another job and don't have much time for fubar.
I hope you are all well and I'll get back to you all as soon as my life calms down.
Whats Up With?Whats up with the fact that tons of people LOOK at the pics of me and my boyfriend, but they hardly ever get any rates. Like 4 people have rated the pics of me and him that I put up last week, where as atleast 20 looked at them. Come on now, If your going to take the time to let the picture load up, throw some rates at it for me for points please?? Id do it for you:)
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The ContinuationAs time goes on we discover our love for each other grows stronger. Our need for each other builds. Our want, our desire has no limits.
As time goes on we discover we can no longer be apart. The distance is like a chasm between us. Ever widening, growing deeper.
Yet, our love continues to grow, building a bridge connecting the two of us. Making a bond between us stronger even than death.
We eternally strive to be together. Through trials and tribulations, through adversity and strife. Nothing can seperate us, nothing can keep us apart. Not even death itself.
I love you Michelle, with all of my heart, mind, body, and soul. You are my life, you are my everything.
I am forever yours,
All my love,
Michael
The Ankh LegacyThe Legacy Ankh is the symbol of the Strigoi Vii Mysteries, the Covenants of the Black Veil, and the Current of Elorath. It is worn by both Strigoi Vii and Black Swans to symbolize their agreement with Our Pact.
The ankh, or in Latin the crux ansata (cross with a handle), was originally the Egyptian hieroglyph which meant “life.” Many ancient Egyptian artworks, especially funerary art, depict gods and pharaohs bearing this symbol. The ankh was also associated with the god of death and rebirth, Osiris, and ankhs were often placed with mummies in order to symbolically convey the gift of immortality. Over time the ankh came to symbolize immortality and can even be seen as a key to unlock the gates of death. The Rosicrucians and members of other Hermetic orders often use this symbol in their rituals. The Coptic Christians, as well, employed it as a symbol of life after death. Ankhs incorporating mirrors into their design have sometimes been used to symbolize perception of the
LifeOk well Im living at home again in the basement kinda sucks but at least i have somewhere to live since i kinda got kick out of my apartment(no job cant help pay). anyways since i been home again i've been spending time with Sarah and since mom has a job i been with Sarah alot. she getting so big and i love her so much my baby sister. well two of people from my past have came around again and they are both my ex's. kinda weird but also kinda nice to just being able to talk to them again. One i've seen and hang out with alil he's seen Sarah thinks she beautiful lol. and the other i haven't seen or talked to yet on the phone but hopefully soon. and i know they are my ex's and they are ex's for a reason but its just nice talking to them again i guess idk im weird lol..... anyways I been try to save up money so I can have my own apartment and get my lic and get my life together. but i will. that all for now :)
I Will All Ways Miss YouMy heart bleeds when your love is missing
As my tears burn when i cry for you
As my lips are all ways in pain for missing your loving kiss
My skin drys up and off my body for not feeling you there at night as i miss you so dearly
As my thoughts of you become my nightmares for missing you all ways
For my memory's of you left me the day we parted away from each other
As every part of me will all ways miss you
Date wrote 10-10-2007
By Aj Rich
MovingI am moving to Colorado on friday. I wont be on-line for a bit after we move, so please show me some love when I'm gone.
Hey To All My Loving Friend On Fubar Plz Read....tyHey i like to thank you all for all the lovely comments u have sent me and i am so very sorry i haven't been on hardly at all but i been reall busy with my b/f and him healing from his surgeries and my mom and her surgeries that has happened these past 2 months..and now we r moving too so it has been real crazy here and i do miss u all and to let u all know i have not forgot about u and i still think of all my close friends and wonder how u all r doing....so if u can leave me a comment on how u r and let me know u r ok and stuff i appreciate it alot ...i wrote this so u all knew how i was doing and to let ya know i did not forget about u all and to say thank you for the ones agqain that did send me some lovewly comments i love them as i do u as my friends.....huggzz stacie
AND PLZ LEAVE ME A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW HOW U R DOING,,,,TY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AND IF I DO NOT MAKE IT ON AGAIN BEFORE HALLOWEEN I HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN...HEHEHEHE
ManlawsAccording to The 2007 International Council of Manlaws, LLC...
>
> 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
>
> 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
> (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
> (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
> (c) After wrecking your boss's car.
> (d) When your lady is using her teeth.
>
> 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
> and eaten by his buddies.
>
> 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
> of jail within 12 hours.
>
> 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
> forever unless you actually marry her.
>
> 6: Grousing about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
> However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>
> 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
> man. In fact, even remembering your bu
I Wonder...I WONDER...
Why is it hard to be happy when your in love?
You worry, cry, envy others...
You give everything yet it isn't enough...
Is it like this when you love someone? or just stupid to fall for someone who can't see your worth???
(",)
Please Read!As you all know by now, Hope has been away because she has been ill. Fubar has caused much stress in her life, and I am referring to one person in particular actually, and if you and Hope were friends, you know exactly who I am speaking of. He caused he very much mental anguish, and has discovered she has heart issues, and panic attacks all caused from the drama she received on this site. I will keep you updated to her progress as I am aware of it, But sadly Hope will not return to Fubar!
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Wh
Lessons From An OysterThere once was an oyster
Whose story I tell,
Who found that some sand
Had got into her shell.
It was only a grain,
but it gave her great pain.
For oysters have feelings
Although they're so plain.
Now, did she berate
the harsh workings of fate
That had brought her
To such a deplorable state?
Did she curse at the government,
Cry for election,
And claim that the sea should
Have given her protection?
'No,' she said to herself
As she lay on a shell,
Since I cannot remove it,
I shall try to improve it.
Now the years have rolled around,
As the years always do,
And she came to her ultimate
Destiny stew.
And the small grain of sand
That had bothered her so
Was a beautiful pearl
All richly aglow.
Now the tale has a moral,
for isn't it grand
What an oyster can do
With a morsel of sand?
What couldn't we do
If we'd only begin
With some of the things
That get under our skin.
Four GuysFour guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
>> wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
>> wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
>> voted to take turns.
>>
>> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
>> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,
>> "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat
>> up and watched him all night."
>>
>> The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same
>> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,
>> "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl
>> shakes the roof I sat up and watched him all night."
>>
>> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
>> player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
>> and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The ot
Stress Of Lifewell here I'm gonna try to write just anything... anything I'm feeling ... and things that have been on my mind for a while now. also things that have been bothering me & whatever else.
I am far from being the person that I would like to be.
I'm scared of the future... becuz i don't know what to do.
I'm out of high school & I don't know what to do if I wanted to go to college.
I have my art but what can I do with that?
I'm scared.
Where am I going from here?
This all just makes me wanna breakdown and cry.
and Im falling more in love each day with someone that no one would approve of.
I hate hiding my love for him ... I would tell the world if I could. I never felt anything like this before.
I'm saying all of this with tears streaming down my face.
I never know what people want from me.
I'm not the healthiest person you'll ever meet.. in the past month I have been to the hospital 3 times ... doctor 2 times. and starting again this month.
I'm sooo scared.
I w
Mom Update...........Well we went for the CT scan today on her chest...she has an appointment with the doctor today at 1:15pm.....after the appointment we should know more. So everyone just keep her in your prayers and thoughts...She has been really upset this morning...sick to her stomach...and just really weak. I am trying to stay strong for both of us, and I have wanted to lose it a lot this morning...but one of us has to have some composure. Depending on the results of the CT..I may not have much composure left...I will post again after the appointment. Hope everyone is having a good day! :-(
Who Likes YouWho Likes U??
lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this
Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out!
or youll have bad luck for 7 days.
Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options
(yes you can pick more than one):
1-I want you now
2-eww never
3-I dont like you
4-I have a HUGE crush on you
5-I'm in love with you
6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be...
7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen...
8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you
9- I want to marry you
10- I miss you
11- I want to makeout with you again
12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time
13- I want a relationship with you
14- I want to hold your hand
15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right
now
16- I'm scared of liking you
17- I have a gf/bf but i like you...
18- I love you
okay lets find out who likes you, repos
Promise YourselfPromise yourself to be so strong that nothing can
disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to
every person you meet.
To make all your friends feel like there is
something in them.
To look at the sunny side of everything and make your
optimism come true.
To think only of the best, to work only for the best,
and expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.
To forget the mistakes of the past and press on the
greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give
every living person you meet a smile.
To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, and too
strong for fear, and to happy to permit the
presence of trouble.
Wishing all a Beautiful Day!
Ironic I ThinkAs most of you know or have figured out by now 2 days ago I change my fubar name to Dr. death.Then yesterday I left a customized message visiting the dead .Well let me tell you about 30 minutes after that We got a call a patient unconscious possible dead.When we got there sure enough they were dead and had been about 14hrs..We had to wait on the coroner and the police before we could move the patient.total time we were there was 3 hours.Then to top it all off that night my wife told me that a kitten we had gotten had died earlier that day.Its just weird and ironic I changed my name and put a
customized message up and then the rest happened. So as I saidyesterday I was visiting the dead.
(",)When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there...
Life is not a race, so take it slower... Hear the music before the song is over...
(",)
The LionessMy heart races.
Fast, slow, so very uncontrollable.
I feel like I'm starting to lose
control over my body.
It makes me feel like an animal.
Wild, ferocious, untamed.
I growl, scream, moan, & purr.
The gentle little kitten becomes
a lioness.
The heat in my body rises.
It rises like lava in a volcano.
Just ready to explode liquid heat.
Then, when I can't take it anymore,
it happens.
All I can see are stars in my eyes.
G'Night my fair kitten.
For you'll purr again soon.
Happy Hump DayHey yall how ya all doing this morning? Well I have some good news I should be getting my home internet back within the next week or so and I should be back online an ready to go. I have missed you all so much and I am looking forward to catching up with you all it truly has been a along few months since I have been able to relax and enjoy myself again so I want to hear from all of you all love ya all take kisses an huggs!
Make Love To MeMY first attempt of an erotic poem. It sucks LOl
Lay me down,
Move me closer to you,
Run your hands over me,
Explore my body
Like you always do
Use your lips,
Taste every part of my body,
When you kiss me,
I feel you breathing so hot and sweet,
Circling through my body
Make love to me,
Let me submit to your demands,
Caress me softly
Consume me with you love,
Let me feel you body,
Push into you gently
Listen to my moans
In this moment
I surrender to you.
Make love to me
Update On My Resolutionsok here is an update on how my resolutions are going so far.
Ok lets see...
"1. Quit smoking cigarettes for good. (okay okay... this one should be relatively easy. As long as my friends don't offer me any when I am hanging out and I just gave my last pack to a friend who needed them.)"
still smoke free... I told my boyfriend I was quitting smoking before we started dating and now he will not let me have any cigarettes. So still smoke free.
"2. Get in shape. (from my pictures I know I look like a skinny girl, but I am not toned like I used to be. So I am not getting in shape to lose weight, but in fact to tone up.)
I have been going to the gym once a week. I feel that my muscles are getting stronger. I think I may start incorporating a stretching routine on days I can't hit the gym. or in the morning before I go to work.
"3. Pay off credit card debt. (I have a bad shopping habit...*hides bags from the mall trip today*, but I can't help it. It is addicting.)"
My Mood Today.So, just a quick note on today...
My mood: Pissed off, depressed, and probably feeling a severe lack of self-worth at the moment.
This message brought to you by the letter "5", and the number "fuck you".
:D
Bring On The Rain...Another day has almost come and gone
Cant imagine what else could wrong
Sometimes Id like to hide away somewhere and lock the door
A single battle lost but not the war (cause)
Tomorrows another day
And Im thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain
Its almost like the hard times circle round
A couple drops and they all start coming down
Yeah, I might feel defeated,
I might hang my head
I might be barely breathing - but Im not dead
Tomorrows another day
And Im thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain
Im not gonna let it get me down
Im not gonna cry
And Im not gonna lose any sleep tonight
I'm Single Now!!!Ok...so get this. You are in a relationship with who you think is the perfect guy. You fall in love, you put everything you have and are into this relationship. You take this person whereever they need to go, help them get a job, take him to see and get his kids for the weekend, etc. You let him use your computer (this is important part). His/her momma kicks them out of her house and they have no where to go so you get your mom to let them stay with you. Your mom says yes but they have to sleep on the couch...you figure ok your gonna have respect for her. So your bf/gf comes to live with you and everything is perfect and you are trying to get out on your own and get your own appartment. Your bf/gf comes to you and says on Wednesday that he/she is going out with friends on Saturday night to get plastered and it's a girls/guys night out only. He/She says they will be gone before you get home from work and is staying the night with their friends.
So you kiss them goodbye and y
Love??How do you write a poem
about Love?
It cannot be caught
and is beyond words’
power of depiction.
It has no place to be,
all places are filled
with Love.
Without Love would
anything have any savour?
Love is what joins
Love is what flows
Love is what counts
Love is what grows
Love is what’s known.
Love is all around
Love is all about
Love is all we ask
Love is all we give
Love is all I have.
Love wants nothing
Love needs nothing
Love misses nothing
Love excludes nothing
Love is what this is all about.
Joining, flowing, counting,
growing, knowing
around, about
asking, giving, having
All is Love,
of that I have no doubt.
Goodbye To The KingdomI have found that I cannot remain a part of a kingdom where a person cannot be true to themselves...I will allow no one to tell me how I may think,feel,or speak in a place where truth is the opinion of one person with absolute rule...I am sorry for any inconvenience this may cause,but doubt that any will truly miss me...I will be deleting any who are from the kingdom and on my friends list unless you specify otherwise...I will allow 3 days for any who want to remain my friend to let me know....thanks for the memories.
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