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These People Rock
cherrypopped@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar K-Rich Bitch@ fubar Trell@ fubar ♥ Club*Far ♥ Cadillac Puzzy ♥ Co* Owner ♥@ fubar go show these people some love!!they will show it back!!!

New Contest
No rush just asking my friends to go and leave some comments on this pic there is no dead line just need 14,500 comments for a 30 day VIP. SBG Bombers are not required to leave any comments on this pic.

"friends With Benefits"
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag... There's at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your hoverspot that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Bend Over And Take It Like A Man
so my cock juggling thunder cunt of a stepfather got arrested last night. i laughed. he had been lying to my mom about drinking. he was supposedly a recovering alcoholic and i had always suspected he was cheating but i found out last night i was NOT in fact suffering from paranoid delusions. he actually was being a cum bucket. although he didn't get caught drinking last night- he was arrested for driving with a suspended liscence. "why was his liscence suspended", you ask? for multiple charges aquired over the summer including DUI, substance abuse, and possesion of a controlled substance. oh yes. he's been bad. and not in a good or sexy "bad" kinda way... the "bad" kinda way that makes you want to commit homicide and stash the body in a sewage tank. but i just got a phone call that cheered me up so i gotta go. i'll keep you posted.

I Had To Run Away High So I Wouln't Come Home Low
yeah that is in the first lines of "Home Sweet Home" by the greatest band that ever rocked this planet... to what do we have to measure success in life? fame? fortune? is there really such a thing as success? or are we merely in existence to forge a place for the next species? what are we anyway? and why so many questions? the answer is 42. sometimes i think success is measured by love and family...what are you if you are not loved? methinks nothing....not every member of your family may be one you get along with or even like but still there is family....and then the best thing is friends....that is how i measure success...1000 years from now i may not be remembered or anything but i won't care....after my passing it will never matter what i did or didn't do....so to what extent is fame and fortune? so in closing this blog i will say, in the words of Weird Al Yankovic, "I'll be mellow when i'm dead"

Wow
Ok, so I was sad today because my VIP expired and I had put up statuses about becoming pink again. Then Rippedflesh comes on my page & it tells me he just bought me a VIP!! :O:O Here he is: go show him some love :D. Thanks. Rippedflesh@ fubar

Thanks
thanks friends/family/fanz for re rateing/faning/addid me again lol i think i mess stuff too much thats why i had to re do my page and make it way better this time. p.s you can add me to family if you know me well enough lol .take it easy be safe be tru players

Married Life - Makes My Eyes Tear Up, Such A Happy Ending !!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said,

Leg Update For Those Who Asked
Went to the doctor this morning. She met me at the office because my leg bled all night and wouldn't stop swelling. I had taken 2 Tylox, 1 Valium, 1 Avinza (slow release morphine), and 2 Benedryl, and the pain was continually getting worse. So, she does some blood work and an exam of my leg and finds out that the wrap that the wound care center has been prescribing for me to put on after my shower, has something in it that I am allergic to. That is what was causing the swelling which caused the extra aggravation of the skin tissue. I had already stopped going to this wound care center last week, because I decided they were a bunch of flakes. I guess this just proved my point. However, on my last visit, they decided they would try a new wrap and this is what I get. I'm not blaming them completely, because my immune system is just so messed up right now. However, I had asked them to please do a spot check before they did a full wrap. They informed me that this wrap had noth

If You Could!!!!!!
IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY SOUL SEE INSIDE MY HEART YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I LONG FOR YOU NOW THAT WE ARE APART. IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD IF THOUGHTS WERE THINGS TO SEE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I CHERISH YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME. IN ALL THE WAYS YOU COMFORT ME WHAT YOU SAY EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT NEAR THE WAY YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO CHASE AWAY MY FEARS. KNOWING I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING AND KNOWING TOGETHER WE CAN ACCEPT WHAT EVER LIFE WILL BRING I COULD SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER AND THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH I WOULD NEVER FIND SOMEONE AS HONEST LIKE THAT HONESTY I FOUND IN YOU. SO IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD IF THOUGHTS WERE THINGS TO SEE YOU WOULD KNOW IT BE A BLESSING TO HAVE YOU RETURN SOUND AND SAFE INDEED

So You Want To Move Up In Life
It really does get to me how someone who is "Freshmeat" and needs people to rate them up can see anyone who is a V.I.P. as fair game to rate at the lowest rating to bring them down. If they really wnated our help at movinjg up; then they would let us know that. I have been on here for just over 9 months, and never had a problem with anyone on here who wanted to move up, with one other exception; I rated the woman a 10, and she felt she should of had an 11, so she went back and re-rated me a 1 and then locked out her account so I could not retaliate. I have come a long way since then, and have done pretty good under the circumstances (a month moving from Japan to San Diego, then four and a half months underway in San Diego). It has not been easy getting to where I am now; there are others on herer who are way past where I stand now in the ranks, who came onboard around the same time as I did. As a community we have always taken care of are own, and invited like minded

Hey Friends/family
Hey it's me the Plastard Bastard SDMF.. Sorry I haven't been online in a while but I got some stuff going on right at the moment. I really don't have access to a computer now but I will soon. I have some new pics that will be going up when I get back online, so be looking for them. I miss talking to you all. Take Care and Drink One for me. SDMF 4 Life!

Wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I was just told to delete a bulletin I re-posted for someone. I didn't know the person but I believed in his cause. I am not going to repeat what it said or what is was about for fear of having my account deleted. So this is what I have done. I have turned off my bulletins. I will not read them and or re-post them. If you would like my help in some contest let me know personally. If you are having problems with someone here on FUBAR don't even try to get me involved. The drama on this site is getting way to much for me. I'm sorry if this is an imposition to any of my friends. Thank you for your time. Cathy

Family
you know famuily means the world to me and me and sego havent had a family for the last year or so , and now my daughter is 16 months old and were trying like hard to get our family back me and sego are so happy but were not a family with out our friends who mean the world to us, and were now talking to the pple friends that we clam as family and have even when we werent talking to them because of the miss comunication and shit that other pple started and the tempers and att that the others wouldnt give in though they had been friends for years, but anyways we finnally got them as friends again and things are starting to get more relaxing and happy i know it will take time for things to be close to normal and i hope that they accpet us back and call us family again that will mean the most to me and sego when they do and accept us back, i know were friends but i dont just want friends i want family they were the only ones who stuck by us and most the others have betrayed us so badly, i

Asteroid Impact Impossible
10/6/2007 Dear Readers: This world is so gullible and I am asking you not to live in fear if you read the apocalyptic content written by some Earth Changes lunatic who can only rely on science or religion or use common sense. Sensationalism is what is needed to sell anything and fear is a natural instinct of conservation we all were born with. Never forget that there is only one fine hair between Divine information and pure imagination and this is why ALL that science can do is to SPECULATE. Their scientific findings are as good as yours or mine and the results can only be based upon education, personal experience and as always an advanced or limited UCI (Unique Celestial Identity). Once more you must realize that 99% of the people walking this earth (scientists, religious and political top leaders alike etc.) DO NOT possess cosmic consciousness and are trying hard to convince themselves by convincing you they have the answers pertaining to the Universe, thus

Wen A Stud Misses U
When a stud bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When a stud wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a stud's heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a stud is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a stud is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a stud looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a stud answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a stud stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a stud lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a stud says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a stud says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a stud is mean to you after a breakup she wants you b

Too My Good Friends
to all my good friends,you may have noticed that I haven't been on the last few day's,well my old computer died and now I've got a new one,so it has beengetting my things in order so please bear with me. LOVE YOU ALL AND MAY YOU ALL BE BLESSED LOVE YA COWBOY MIKE

Children
br />From: Baby BoyDate: Oct 4, 2007 9:54 PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..

New Pics
ok everyone i uploaded some new pics today come rate them and comment them please they are in my dragons album stop by and give me some love i need to be cheered up big time today im very down in the dumps

Bittersweet
I'm all alone, nobody's here They knock on the door The echo is stayed Where am I, where are you I am lost, the silence is loud Screams in the dark drain out the Beat of my steel heart The pain is great The break is deep Dull the sense when I cant breathe The room is chilled, my breath is icy Dry air freezes, my blood thickens Slick to my limbs, my wound seeps My heartbeat stills, my life is erased Dreams that are ment to be are bittersweet

Favors, Candles, And Drama
i do things for ppl because i like to. im a nice guy. i dont ask for much. i enjoy doing favors for my friends. but lately it seems im being taken advantaged of. im doing things for ppl then im being forgotten about. it sucks. everyone else is out having fun and im sitting on my ass cause all my friends are busy. they are busy with the things that I helped them with. if it wasnt for me they wouldnt be busy. but im a nice guy. so i try to just get over it. there is only one person ill go out of my for and they know who it is. and then theres the drama one friend wants to protect me but it seems that they are just getting the wrong info or they dont stay around long enough to really know what went down. then they call me with all this info that to me is very odd. specially since i know the person they are trying to protect me from. i know what they would or would not do. i thank the person for trying to protect me but i have dealt stuff like this before and doesnt phase me that much. i

Robert Jordan
I am not a big fantasy reader; however, galen got me reading the wheel of time series by him and I must admit that it is a good series; however, he has passed away and book 12 wasn't even completed which leaves a lot of unanswered questions. I am so devestaed. I hate starting to read something and not have it end. Oh Well

Tyrannosaurus Lex
Using words Just to hear Your voice A way to share Your awfulness I will remember What you think Of me I have been Reminded Quite enough I do not need To be refreshed Of my life’s Plight I am perfectly Capable Of being My own Kryptonite

Sox Win Game 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well it was a, "nail biting", "on the edge of your seat" nite for baseball in october With the NL teams having a travel day and not playing, both ALDS games were aired last nite. The Yankees once again fell short and failed to win a game. Thanks mostly to an extra innings base hit to drive in the winning run for Cleveland. And in much the same fashion, THE SOX battled the ANGELS in a game where they had the lead early but gave it up, and manged to tie the game. It stayed tied until the bottom of the 9th inning when, much in the same fasion as the yankees loss, MANNY RAMIREZ hit a 3 run home run to win the game for THE SOX!!!!!!! And so if things continue this way it looks like THE SOX will be meeting the TRIBE in the ALCS...the two best records in MLB this season...should make for an interesting series :D

Seven Little Words
Maybe oneday I will meet this person... A past full of pain Heart broken for a long time You somehow look beyond that In your efforts to fix mine I think of you in the morning Wishing you were next to me My mind wonders In your arms is where I long to be Never fallen so hard I love the sound of your voice Life is full of decisions Baby you are my choice Because of you I am now whole You are an amazing man and father With such an amazing soul I believe God put you here To to show he is real and to let you see The woman you deserve is here That woman is me There are such things as angels In heaven up above This has been proven to me When he sent me you to love This fantasy was here before I ever even knew your name Now that we have each other Our lives will never me the same Seven little words I pray that you hold true "Forever and always I will love you"

I Promise You
Wrote this for my mommy.... RIP Judy Cortez Promise me now Promise me forever Promise me love Promise me that we will always be together Promise me memories Promise me the things you sad Promise me you'll get up Promise me your no dead Promise me its fake Promise me its not real Promise you'll get up Promise me you know the way I feel Promise me you'll come home Promise me you'll be there tomorrow Promise me I do not have to die in my own sorrow Promise me you'll always remember my face Promise me I'll come to find out what it all means Promise me you'll wait for me I promise you I'll see you in my dreams

I Dont Know I Feel Sad
i dont know whats up with me well i do but i dont care to share it but i feel sad today and i can share that in refections i just see my self spinning away form whati need i sit here in my castle really i am in the penthouse in the middle of a beautiful sitting starting out at the rain the shiny roads and the lights ans they go by thinking of those things that r leaving me bond in this sad way of mind i dont know i just ... i dont know i need a hug and music is giving me goose bumps

My Confession
This is a poem that I wrote about a year ago.. hope you enjoy! Walls broken down again My pride is my only protection You walk around blinded Tanting me with your emotional infection Loving myself so much more now This is my personal ressurection Taking a look at my past This is also my reflection Better if you left me alone Hating that I still long for your affection I was never enough My tears are burned into your recollection Always wanting contenment That is what ponited me in your direction I fell so hard This is my confession

Why?
Why is it that men on here can't take a hint? Even after you smack them with it! OK now this is not meant for my real male friends on here, just the idiot's with no respect! I am sick of guys not listening to the words "Not Interested"! If the word Married that is clearly in my name does not tell you this. Or if the 50 time's I say not here for guy's, I'm married, I'm satisfied, or I DO NOT CYBER, do not effect you enough to keep you from hittin on me, Then understand "NO"! I was just accosted by a guy who kept going no matter what I said. I even mentioned the fact that he is sittin next to me. his responce was he didn't care. Sorry but this to me is straight diarespect of both my hubby and I, So I called him a choice nameand said I could care less if he cared. I also told him I don't get my jollies off the computer and that he should have read my profile and to get lost. In turned he called me a hoe. So i blocked him. Yes I'm steamed but not by the name calling cause I called him one

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 6,2007
You may need to try something a wee bit out of the box today, but you know that your friends will support you no matter what. Now is a great time to reach out beyond your usual social circles, too.

Pornographic Myths
Having just come from a job I am reminded of one of the two biggest falshoods in porn video. I have been working for a plumbing company for almost a year now and am happy to say the stories are untrue. Add to this my previous job .. the US Navy and boy .. very very not true. Today i had just finishe up and was writing up the bill/invoice when someones daughter walked up to me and asked if I was married her shy friend wanted to give me her phone number. I am flattered. Hovwever for soo meny reasons I declined. I am starting a divorce that doesn't make me single and it very much means i'm damaged goods right now. I am not ready to go chasing after folly my heart has been through too much. All of this reminded me .. I have had friends tell me about plubers comming in to make "house calls" then the music starts and the normal things that happen in porn happen.. After almost a year.. in real life it has NEVER happened or come close. Services like plumbing cost money that yes people spend wi

Harley
HARLEY The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God." St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the fr

Inside Of Me
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me.

I Hope You Dance !!!!!!
I found this in a friend,s stash and i had to post it..... When I meditated on the word GUIDANCE, I was drawn to"dance" at the end of the word. I reflected upon how doing God's will is a lot like dancing. When two people try to lead, nothing feels right. The movement doesn't flow with the music, and everything is quite uncomfortable and jerky. When one person realizes this and lets the other lead, both bodies begin to flow with the music. One gives gentle cues, perhaps with a nudge to the back or by pressing lightly in one direction or another. It's as if two become one body, moving beautifully. The dance takes surrender, willingness, and attentiveness from one person and gentle guidance and skill from the other. My eyes drew back to the word GUIDANCE. When I saw "G," I thought of God, followed by "u" and "i." "God, "u" and "i" dance." ! God, you, and I dance. This statement is what guidance means to me. As I lowered my head

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The Thrashing Of America
Iw walked into a bar awhile ago, and on my third beer became engaged in conversation with a man of my own middle age who insisted I jostle with him on the subject of borders and the entry of "foreigners" into this country of ours. My usual first response to dialogues of this type is "well it's all George Bush's fault" which held little weight with the conversation wince the man quickly agreed, qualifying his agreement by disavowing all republicans and democrats, and quickly including Bill Clinton in the forum of despised ones at fault. I then resorted to the Jesus cliche, that Iwhile not an overt Christian, I believed in the principals of Jesus who loved and accepted all... the Mary's the young, poor, etc. This was not enough to stop the gentleman who suggested that I would give away my family's security and culture by acceptance of all. I thought and then said I have no family except that of the all, the one. He rattled on about "he who wins the vote owns the country

Pure Pleasure
Guilty pleasures, I surely have sinned. You know what it does, when you have me pinned. You bring out the animal, that is buried inside. When I see you, my judgment subsides. I wanna follow instinct, I don’t want to be good. You make me want to do things, I never thought I would. Make it hurt again, I love what you do to me. Ripped clothes, and your body is free. Torture and tease me, I love you in control. Just looking at you, I want to eat you whole. Nails down your back, chills up my spine. Sweat pouring down, I need you as mine. You’re my guilty pleasure, I love the things you do. You’re my sweet sin, I’ll never get enough of you

One Of My Fav. Poems
Poem by: Robert Burns My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer - A-chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, wherever I go. Farewell to the Highlands, farewell to the North The birth place of Valour, the country of Worth; Wherever I wander, wherever I rove, The hills of the Highlands for ever I love. Farewell to the mountains high cover'd with snow; Farewell to the straths and green valleys below; Farewell to the forrests and wild-hanging woods; Farwell to the torrents and loud-pouring floods. My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, whereever I go. _________________________________________________ I dream of Scotland...of seeing it someday...such a beautiful place.

Did I Make The Right Choice?
So as I sit here wondering If I made the right choice. Wondering IF I tried hard enough to hold this marriage together. If I gave it enough of a chance to survive. I guess second thoughts are normal for any major life changing decision. I do still have alot of emotions for him. Can't honestly say I am still "in love" with him. It may just be the fact that we've been a part of each others lives for so long. A comfort zone. But, then today as I was sitting in my car counting change to try to scronge up enough money to get a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread, and maybe a few other cheap food items to feed my kids til I get paid Friday. I had a total of 6 dollars and some change to manage this task at hand. And you walk into a store with your 8 y/o who of course has no understanding of "we can't afford it" Is asking me for a 99 cent bucket of swedish fish and I get to look into his big brown eyes and say.."Not today buddy" It's a one dollar item and I have to say no to him. Why ? bec

The End Is Near
I just called to say my good byes and Jelly is doing the same while she is at her dad's. They don't expect him to make it until tomorrow. They will be removing his feeding tube and keeping him sedated until he passes. I will let you know and thank you again for all the prayers.

My Pet
I was once an innocent little girl … But when you came along My mind was filled with impure thought!! I had feelings I never felt before My mind wonders to the thought of you, The desire for you body, for your lust. I crave these feeling more and more. Here I am gasping for air as I write this. For my excitement grows… When I’m with you When I speak of you I become week in the knees I’m completely vulnerable to your touch, To the warmness of breath when you whisper in my ears, To the softness of your skin onto mine, To the hardness of your body when preset against mine To the richness of your charm and use of words that you know drives me mad!!!! To your soft, juicy plumped lips. I could go on and on for ever Cause the temptation grows even stronger. But I shouldn’t… I shouldn’t… You know what screw that!! I want you and I’ll have you, Come to me now, let the fun begin…

What Will He Think Of Next
FIRST HE GOT LOST DURING BIKE NIGHT- THEN HIS TOUNGE- NOW THE COCK WOW LADIES LEAVE COMMENTS PLZ Please leave comments & rates Hey ladies can u take all of me? 1Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World 2imikimi - Customize Your World 3imikimi - Customize Your World 4imikimi - Customize Your World

Just Sinful
Bodies electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Succulent mouthfuls Indulgent sips spasming sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth enhancing Deadlock embrace Desire initiated Passion Unabated Flesh articulated Lust Liquidated

A Woman Over 30.....
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera

Treasure Hunt For Month Vip! Promoing Joker's Lounge! Show Love!
Treasure Hunt Contest started Oct.5th at 7pm CST. Items to be found will be located on Big Boobies family's profile, and anyone wishing to participate MUST subscribe to Joker's Short Bus Lounge. Items are as follow: 1.A stash item called The Green RoomPicture Item Joker with 4 aces on playing cardsPicture Item Classic Rubber DuckyPicture Item AssHatProfile comment(will be in the about me or interests-"I am a jumbled up mess of a creature, a walking, conflicting, loudmouthed, opinionated, mid-western girl with a no bullshit clause." Family member and promotion manager for Whiskey DustStash Item: Officer On DutyFamily Member Profile Item(main page) Woman in Black on moonBlog Item:"Hehe payback baby"Picture Item:Cupid with arrow in backThere will be some items that will have duplicates among family's pages; only one will be required. YOU MUST RATE ALL ITEMS/PROFILES (leaving a fan or a comment would be nice but not required; the rate IS!). Contest will run for 2 weeks(ends midnight on O

Happy Anniversary!!
Today my wife and I celebrates our 7th wedding anniversary. We have gone through a lot of good, bad, funny, sad, stressful and relaxing times. But everyday has been an adventure. Jenn: I love you very much, and always will. You are the best thing to happen to me.

Hellyeah - Alcohaulin' Ass
A little bit of sunshine A little bit of booze A little bit of me And a little bit of you A little bit country A little bit of blues A slice of heaven And a little piece of you...come on Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaul...in' ass A little bit thirsty A little bit used A little bit of whiskey And a little pinch of chew A little bit tired And a bad attitude A little bit of drinkin' And another piece of you Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaulin' Alcohaulin' You drove me to it So there was nothing I could do You pushed me down Split me right in two Now I found the long hard road Carried the weight of you Boy oh boy god damn Only one thing left to do Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaul...in' ass

The Emperor's New Clothing
I listen for secrets hidden in whispers..... in the winter time And catch them tickling my whiskers..... colliding with wind chimes The kind that send shivers..... up and down tingling spines Thinking time could stretch if..... We'd spin a design inside our web that would catch drifts The type that blow out birthday candles before we make our death wish I'm waiting for a message in my calling so I'm checking my voice mail, and I'm answering machines with man-made dreams. Man made band-aids to cover up the seams. The cover-up seems to only work if the wound never opens up or bleeds. Beads of sweat form above the eyes of a heathen Emperor Who won't get on his feet and step outside into the freezing temperature He wants to adjust the global thermostat But he's so remote...and you can't control the world like that Come to find these eggs ain't even golden. I see depreciation in the family jewels the Queen is holding. That broken marraige was fixed. It happene

Butthole Surfers - Pepper
Marky got with Sharon And Sharon got Cherese She was sharing Sharon's outlook On the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar And Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas Tommy played piano Like a kid out in the rain Then he lost his leg in Dallas He was dancing with a train They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The image as it shows I can taste you on my lips And smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies You never know just how to look Through other people's eyes Some will die in hot pursuit In fiery auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit While sifting through my ashes Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain That is pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows I can taste you on my l

I Got A 64
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

The Perfect Day
Glenn Beck, a conservative radio and tv commentator, did a 2-3 series on "The Perfect Day". This is a terrorist situation involving a terrorist group taking over a US public school. The Details: 1. A terrorist group (TG) obtains funding to buy weapons, body armor and explosives. While doing this, they also send a member into the selected targeted middle school as a member of the faculty so to case out the layout and staff. A. A middle school is the main target because generally the boys are too young and small to fight grown adults with weapons, and the girls are old enough to rape. 2. On the day of the attack, the following will occur: A. TG kills all adults inside the school. B. Moves all students to a center location. While some are guarding the kids, others are planting explosives in key structural locations around the school building. C. The media and local law enforcement are contacted with threats to kill or rape the students. D. They wait for every

Role Reversal
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR YOUTH? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR NATION? I often look around and I notice several things regarding black folks MEN have turned into women and WOMEN have turned into men Our kids are happy to either look like CLOWN thugs, or SLUT whores. I swear to you I see more kids looking a HOT mess than ever before. 1st of all the WHITE TEE has replaced the throwback, but with the pants hanging below the ass cheeks with a belt on no less. I think that kinda defeats the purpose of wearing a belt to wear your pants UNDER your ass cheek and have to pull them up every few steps. YOU THINK? and the shirt that comes down to the knees, whats the difference between THAT and a SKIRT?!?!?! And if I see ANOTHER WOMANS ass crack in the street dammit! Now don't get me wrong, shit I LOVE THE look of womans body her curves, feet, etc..etc.. but on the real, I don't wanna see ASS CRACKS every other chick. and LADIES because it comes in your size does N

Dang
Sorry I'm all bitchy. Just having a tough time and trying to not let it get to me and it obviously is. I come on here to escape from reality.But my reality is getting worse so it kinda creeped on here. So I apologize if I've been a bitch to anybody the past couple of days or if I am in the future. I'm really trying not to be. I've been trying to get back to my usual happy, bubbly, giggling all the time self but it's very hard to right now. Not asking for sympathy just kind of warning people and apologizing at the same time lol And kind of an explanation if I'm not acting myself. btw...shady...didn't mean to sound so harsh. :D I'm breathing in and out like you told me to. Where's Mr Miagi (sp?) when I need him? LOL and please tell me you ppl know who that is. oh and Paul....yup. jealous bitches! lol Even though you get irritated with me you makeme smile. Bucs...when you see this....(you're at work now) ay bay bay. lol

Need Your Help On My Giveaway! Please!?!?!
Hey everyone! Can you please come help me get my giveaway done?!?! I need 15,000 comments to get a VIC for a month. Thanks in advance! hugs Carrie Picture to link below!

For The Flaggers
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe for Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) and includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there’s a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as Primary Photos. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IT'S ONLY CLEAVAGE AND MY FACE IS SHOWING ON MY DAMN PIC THAT KEEPS GETTING FLAGGED. IT ISN'T NSFW SO BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY SHIT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN MOVE THE FUCK ON AND BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE NOBODY ASKED YOU TO FUCKING LO

If You Were Just Added
Usually i space this type of post apart more, i know i did one relatively recently, but due to my wonderful friends and the birthday blasts i seem to have gotten a growth spurt in my friends list. Things to remember: Although I have NSFW's, if people stop rating the SFW's, the NSFW's will be locked. i've done it before, i'll do it again. Crude comments are fine in pic comments, they are NOT fine in my shout box. (creepy comments that scare people aren't fine anywhere) advertising belongs on your own page, and x-rated animated gifs as well as music players will be deleted. I really don't want to see your nsfw's (unless you're a chick - and no, that doesn't mean i want to see you screwing your girlfriend, guys). Also, i NEVER comment on them, so again, don't ask. If i happen to peek at them, more than likely you will not even see a rate from me. I am taken. Stop asking. My family pictures are family at MY discretion, don't ask to unlock, don't ask to get in. Stop using

Bombing In Progress...have You Bombed Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt Today?
i need to see the love ppl....jk you dont evn have to love, u can hate,...ill appreciate....i will... just check out my friends list n got kristin smiths page, n got to the photo contest at the bottom of her photo albums....go to any pic you like(preferabbly mine;)), and rate it then leave mucho comments...u can say anything that is SFW...but i need your support, i can do it alone, but id rather have my friends help... much love n remember its 5 points for the rating, and 1 points for the comments, so comment away...or as its called BOMBS AWAY... HIT ME UP IF U R CONFUSED OR JUST CHECK MY BULLETIN OCTOBER 19TH IS THE DEADLINE.... THANKS LOVE JOHNJACOB

Friends W/ Benifits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

I Miss You Grandma
in memory of my loving grandma, you were always there for me whenever i was lost and alone no matter what i ever did to hurt you looking back at us, u showed me everything i needed to know the pain of your loss kills me everyday knowing i wish i had been there to hold you for the last time looking at everything we went through as grandma and grandson i know how much it hurt to lose you i'm so sorry i ever took your car like that i wish i could take back every hurtful word i ever said to you but i can't because you're gone i know you're up in heaven now lookin upon me and smilin letting me know its okay son i love you grandma and i will see you when i get to heaven your loving grandson, chris

Gone
maybe in another life i can find u there pulled away before your time i cant deal its so unfair & it feels like heaven is so far away & it feels like the world is so cold now that u gone away puttin flowers on your grave to show that i still care black roses & hail marys cant bring back what waz takin from me i reached to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems like the world is so cold now that u gone away i ll save your soul i reach up to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems the world is so cold now that u gone away

Additional Info, Read All Of It
I'm leaving fubar in a few days(by the end of the weekend)and hopefully won't be back. If you're truly a friend, then contact me here so that I may give you my yahoo screenname and email address. I truly enjoy being a friend and want to be able to help my friends when they're distressed or troubled. I want to bring a smile when you're feeling down, and I want to be there for you to share the good times in your life as well. I hope to hear from you. Sincerely(as always), James P.S. please feel free to repost this up til the end of the weekend (Sunday night 12:00pm Eastern Standard Time) P.S.S. I also have msn live messenger, A.I.M., and Myspace Instant messenger

Random Ass Raping
->-Rich-: why do you not answer me? i have it in my vast powers to give you that which you seek... ->-Rich-: your rectum will be so prolapsed, you can shit a Rancor and not even know it ->-Rich-: i have a friend, also a Jedi Master, who can give you that which you seek.... ->-Rich-: if you have Ewoks or Jawas, we can strike a deal ->-Rich-: or did you hear that i have a really big lightsaber? ->-Rich-: is it the Force that attracts you to me? ->-Rich-: who are you? ->-Rich-: ? Rich-: ahhhhh i think my stupendous Force powers rendered this poor soul voiceless... or else he's desperately trying to come up with an Ewok...

.d's.adulty.ish.survey.
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? one 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done? two 3. Ever been cheated on? duh 4. Ever paid for sex? gross...no 5. Ever been married? yup 6. Ever been divorced? yup 7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? the one that gets me off 8. Do you own any guns? not anymore 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? aaaaaaahahahahahaha no 10. Ever been in rehab? no huh 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? yup 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? met? no. knew previously. yup 13. Truthfully… size matters? fuck yeah it does ... too big is painful and too small is a waste of time

Bitch I Am From Louisiana
Actually Mississippi my lover was from Louisiana Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: I can wear sandals all year long I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often I know what real cheese & avocados taste like Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear I know 65 mph really means 100 When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and t

Bellor's Moron....
So, i read Bellor's blog, and decided to go play myself ->vampire qu...:I am the Jedi who stalks the night ridding the world of herpes infested twats like yourself vampire qu...: and who the hell are you......you are the one who sucks....fagot ->vampire qu...: btw.....you suck herpes encrusted cock again, no one wants to play....I got blocked before I could get anymore in.....so sad

My Family Sucks!
So today is my kids' birthday party. My beautiful, funny, bright eight year olds. And NO ONE in my family, save my dad (he has no choice, he lives here) is going to be there. My brother is in Florida (he's forgiven) and my mom has to work (she's kinda forgiven)... but the person who pisses me off the most, is my sister. My baby sister (on Mom's side) who expects me to come running everytime she calls. I helped her move the yesterday, when I should have been making cakes. Who wouldn't even watch my kids for me when I moved. I gave up a free weekend to help her kick out her lying, cheating husband, whom she let immediately back in, when I could have been off doing something I actually wanted. Not only is she not showing up, she's being bitch enough not to even tell me. I had to find out from my mom, and now my sister's not answering her phone. On top of that, the party's outside, and it looks like rain. Sheesh.

Chocolate Is Healthy Too!
"Let's sing the praises of chocolate! Dark, creamy, sweet and bitter - a little chocolate makes everything better. As far as "treats" go, you could do far worse. Chocolate in the many forms we know and love is derived from the pods of the cacao tree. Ripe pods boast 20 to 50 beans each, which are then fermented to reduce bitterness. After cleaning and roasting, the shells are cracked to reveal the "nibs" found within. These are usually ground into an oily paste and blended according to manufacturer's needs. The potential health benefits of chocolate are many. Most importantly, cacao is a great source of magnesium. That's one of the reasons some women crave chocolate during menstruation, when they're low in that mineral. Magnesium balances brain chemistry, builds strong bones, and is associated with feelings of happiness. Cacao is also high in sulfur, which helps form strong nail and hair and clear skin. It also detoxifies the liver and supports healthy pancreatic function. Perhap

What The Fuck
ya know I try to think that everything will be ok and also that I shouldn't worry about shit.. Yeah I do care and love Tina but the things she is and has done has made me upset and I can't help but think that maybe I was wrong all along about me. Or Maybe I was wrong about Her, I don't know why she thinks that she has to have a man by her side to be happy. Hell what I say is get off your ass and get it done and stop depending on a man or another person to get it done. I'm tired of being treated like I don't matter but my dick and my money does. Yeah I know I am not all that perfect, and not is anyone else

I Feel
You intoxicate me with your bittersweet kisses And confuse me with your touches I feel upside down or on my side Topsy-turvy Burning inside I know I'm here But I see myself there And I can't find you anywhere Eyes glassed over Wet, about to spill We must take cover From a pain that feels so good We found it in October But lost it in December Now we want it more Breaking into cold sweat Switching feet, cutting eyes, sweaty palms Why is it hard for us to realize What we mean And where we belong Why we're here Together You know you want it Now you need it Got to feel it Yet, still we can't understand it Pleasure for pain Pain for pleasure That what's left? Every now and then It seems to me Love is for you And love is for me But maybe it wasn't meant to be Because this isn't all love in itself It's passion and pretty eyes Soft curls and wet lips Skin on the grass You intoxicate me with your bittersweet kisses And confuse me with your touches I feel u

I Look Like Ive Been Hit W/a 2x4
YEA!! THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE IS ALL SWOLLEN AND MY RIGHT EYE IS ALMOST COMPLETELY SWOLLEN SHUT. AND I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE BEAT MY ASS!! SO0O0O I HAD MY TOOTH TAKEN OUT YESTERDAY. IT WAS IMPACTED AND INFECTED. BUT IM GLAD THAT USELESS FUCKER IS GONE!! IT WAS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK SO ITS USELESS. I ASKED THE DENTIST IF I COULD KEEP THE TOOTH TO PUT UNDER MY PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY. BUT HE SAID HE COULDNT GIVE IT TO ME BECAUSE OF OSHA. THEN HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT OSHA WAS ALTHOUGH i KNEW. AND THEN HE TOLD ME HE COULD GIVE ME A NOTE FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY IF SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT OSHA WAS. BUT I TOLD HIM THAT WAS OK CUZ THE TOOTH FAIRY NEVER BRINGS ME MUCH MONEY ANYWAY. SO0O0O NOW ITS TIME TO LAY DOWN AND WAIT FOR THE PAIN PILLS TO WORK!!

Stupid F**ks
why do people have to be such assholes anymore. i went to a concert in fortworth last night and parked in a paid attended parking lot and some asshole had to walk by my truck and key the side or it. he didn't know me, i didn't do anything to him, he did it just to be an ass. and it's not a 2000$ truck. it's a $32,000 07 tundra with 5ooo miles on it. so now i have to shell out somewhere between 500$ and 1000$ to fix it and thats money i don't have to spend on a repair that shouldn't even be needed. do they do it cause someone has something nicer than them or what. these people need their ass kicked. our generation has gotten so careless about other people and their property it's sad. anyway hope everyone else has had a good day i know mine sucked when i walked outside to see that on my truck.

Here It Is Plain And Simple How You Like Me Now
WILL THIS IS KINDA , HOW I FEEL ,I WILL TELL IT , CALL IT AS I SEE IT, DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES , IS FOR OUR TROOPS ,THERE LIFES ARE ON THE LINE FOR OUR ASS'S OK . AND YOU POST MANY BULLITENS , AS ONE POSTED MINE MMMMM, AFEW HAS . AND CHOOSE , WHATEVER LOUNGE YOU WANT I REALLY DON'T CARE , BUT , ITS F'IN SUCKS . SO, AS ALWAYS A A F'IN GREAT DAY . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW AND IM CLEANING OUT FAMILY AND FRIENDS , IF YOU S WANT TO STAY FINE DELETE ME , IM SO TRIED OF BEING NICE , I GO OUT OF MY WAY , THANKS TO WHAT FRIENDS I DO HAVE LOVE YOUS .

Free Mammograms
I found this on a friend's blog on another site, I figured I should pass this link on so as many people can do it as possible. It doesn't cost you anything, you just have to click the button. They count the clicks, the clicks count toward free mammograms. Simple as that :) I go there daily and click myself now. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2

Deeply In
Deeply In by BlueWolf © My heart you've captured My mind you've seduced In my hands I hold closely Your heart so ever tightly. Your passion, so ever deep Felt within your every kiss Your heart, is my doorway Felt within your sweet lips. Your touch, is so desirable So tender with every stroke Your heart plays me a song So beautiful with every note. Your eyes, are my windows I see the beauty deep within With open arms I will await For you to fall so deeply in...............

Thank You All
I am so overwhelmed at all the love i have received over past few days, and the last 3 hours have been amazing. I am now a GodMother :D I cant possibly name everyone that has helped me but will name a few that have been here for me today and throughout my Cherry/Fu time, since the end of January when i joined this site i have made some amazing friends, had my highs and lows, and a few people have made me smile again. Anyway enough babbling, i just want to name a few people in no particular order that have stuck by me from the beginning and been with me until now: Dawn-Browneyes Ash-WiKid Paul-One Of Lifes Daz-Just Me Dee-Dee Chris-English Cherry Lyndon-Thunder Jimmy-Jables Gordon-Gordo Jen-TumsFun Wanda-Castiron Glynn-Newton Heath Without these people and those listed below i wouldnt be where i am now x x x x x ................ And now to all those that have been on my page in past few days and got me there, Thank you ThroatFawk Polski FuBob Cappy Cur MishN

Could Be Good
why do u entramp me with ur looks and than beg for mercy in the thought of what it is ment to be close if to be close is pain than y does pain have to hurt and if hurt is caused by pain than why is love and pain felt the same and if beauty and love the same than y do u have to be both and if heart and sole r the same y do u pozess both so please do entramp me with ur beauty and taunt me with looks cuz in the end all we have is love and both our soles

Poem
empty and torn into two not knowing exactly what to do does life not really mean anything to me now don't know exactly what happened; don't know how I think the future is laughing at me because it knows exactly the way it's going to be can past mistakes make up for future glory my life a long and distant story how can one be good and bad at the same time each moment a passing and endless rhyme can be happy but never knew how can my heart be happy; is it allowed? why is it so easily restless is it because it's so torn and has so much emptyness searching for the next happiness tearing me up and making my life an empty bliss why does happiness keep being taken away here one second as it slowly fades the next day empty tears float in the sunset knowing it was love the first time we meet kissing and telling would be a sin but the kisses you have seems to make my heart mend so happy but sad all at the same moment your heart that you bestowed and so kindly le

Friends V;s Redneck Friends
FRIENDS V’S REDNECKS Current mood: okay FRIENDS VS. REDNECK FRIENDS FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught **************** FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up **************** FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. **************** FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun " **************** FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each others stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. **************** FRIEN

Pissed At The World
hey i'm Haley, i really don't care for life anymore. why?, no one will listen to what i have to say, and a bunch of other things. i do care for my friends, and some of my family. mostly my friends. i'm trying so hard twords life, but somehow get nowhere. its all good though. not really. i just want someone to listen to me for once. yea thats my blog, Haley

Eaglez Clawz Contest
Eaglez Clawz Contest needs bombing. She is currently in 1st but not by much. I believe the contest ends on Wednesday but I am not sure what time. Please take the time to drop some comments on her picture. Below is a clickable link to her picture. Thanks

A Wish
I wish for death, Because it might bring Excitement to this Dreadful, dark place. I wish for death, Because its less painful Then living here And wishing I was Somewhere else. With someone else or just living in another Place. I wish for death, Because nothing can be More feared then living And not knowing how This all will end. I wish for death, Because it seems So much easier then living

Naughty Application
Naughty Application REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN....... Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute,sexy,hot (ur own word)? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?

Why Do Men
why do men think they can just get online and start coming on to women? i clearly put pics up of my life incl my wedding pics , my ultrasound pic and family pics so that should tell ppl right there im happy , married and have a fullfilled life w/ my family i also have my life posted under about me and my interests all over that is my happy little life and it just seems like day after day i get shouts frm perverts asking me to cyber, asking me to talk about sex even down to telling me im too sexy to be a wife im just a sex diva i dont consider my self to be that sexy if i feel that im sexy at all i feel im average and im blessed w/ a man and my kids i just wish i knew what went on in these guys minds because if they had a life and a family that they actually cared about they would not like it if there woman had a man coming on to her day in and day out frm perverted strangers online!! im just here for friends and clean fun, nothing dirty or nasty im NOT looking for a meet and greet as

Sweet Death
Death calls sweetly Join him in an eternal embrace Do I - Dont I - Even with this love I harbor Even with the joy of this razor I want to go But I dont want to leave Three months Is it too long Or Not long enough I cant wait But I dread Ill face my fears Death still calls sweetly Ill create what I hate Death still calls sweetly

Help This Hottie Out!!!
This super sweet friend is in a contest and needs ALL the help he can get!!! He was asked to enter just before the contest opened so go show him some MAD LOVE!!! He will show all love back, he is just that kinda guy!! Oh and rates count to so be sure to rate his pic!!! I know he is HOTTTTT buy guys we need you too.....he is a sweetie so don't be hatin on him and you bomb him too hehe....... luvs ya all!!:):P

Down
It is like a mind-controlling disease. It makes you feel worthless and unknown. It has no mercy, whispering in your ear that life has no meaning. It tells you no one cares and why go on. It makes you feel like you have no purpose. You want to run and hide but you know it is close behind following you no matter how hard you try to escape. It tells you lies and says nasty things to you. It makes you feel empty inside. It takes a part of you away so you feel incomplete. This so called disease is called depression.

Happy Happy Joy Joy
THIS IS ONE THING I DREAD....IS BEING SINGLE AGAIN....I HATE BEING SINGLE....I RATHER HAVE SOMEONE WHO I CAN HOLD AT NIGHT AND CUDDLE TO....SOMEONE I CAN SHARE MY SECRETS WITH....SOMEONE WHO CAN LOVE AND CHERISH ME WITH OUT CONVICTION....I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS TIRED OF THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULL SHIT....SOMEONE WHO IS READY FOR THE LONG HAUL.....

A Sad Death
I came across a man to see him lying on the ground but what to do but analyze look thoroughly around? A tattered coat, it must be suede a wallet, completely full. For who did stop to realize the attention it did pull? "Who was the man?" I dare not ask He looked like I did know He looked like he had struggled once with beatings there to show. I turned around his self and looked this is what I did see I looked into his face to find the dead guy here was me.

More Of The Drama Llama.
Seriously. Some people are just plainly retarded and need drop kicked. I get some random shout, a hideous one at that, then blocked. Come the fuck on now. If you're going to pick a fight with the best, at least have the balls to read me ripping you in half. Cunt monkey. vampire qu...: it was just a question....and btw you suck I'm assuming someone didn't like my MuMM answer. Show this herpes encrusted bitch some love! CLICK ME!

New Bombing Family
I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME OUR NEW BOMBING FAMILY "" SPIRIT BOMBERS"" ALL WELCOME AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SALUTE PLEASE STOP BUY AND CHECK US OUT AND HOPE TO SEE EVERY1 THERE TO ADD SPRIT BOMBER'S HOMEPAGE@ fubar

Its All In The Name
what is this place coming to i hear froma lot of people ? why do we hang about on the site? for most of us its fun and to make friends we'd never have met unless fate to a hand in the choices we make!! but ive lost a lot of friends from the site through fubar drama !!! whyis this do people believe just because we make contact with each other were real life friends?and that gives us the right to bitch out each other just coss we went out for the day or didnt respond to a sb in 5 seconds!!! hell we come here for fun and to escape just lucky my friends that lefy gave me there yahoo or msn if the drama keeps up theres not gonna be many people left so all i can say is lighten up and enjoy the place and each other just leave the drama to the actors and lets all have fun ok that me off my soapbox for the day

Bag Contest
Ok I'm getting people asking for details so here goes if I miss anything feel free to ask :D 1. All Pics need a bag or something similar covering 2. Bags can be decorated in any way you wish 3. No drama 4. No under level 4 users to comment/rate 5. No comment programs allowed 6. No blank comments 7. Rates will count as 10 comments so down rating others is a waste of time. 8. The NSFW contest bombers will need to add me as a friend if they don't wish to keep me as a friend no rate is needed just a note to say they are here to comment for you. 9. Anyone breaking rules will be removed from contest after one warning to stop and person breaking rules blocked. First Prize will be either 7 day blast/month VIP Second Prize will be 3 day blast And if there are enough people Third prize will be 1 day blast and a trophy. Everyone who gets over 100 comments (not including rates) will get a VIP prize of my choice over 1000 will get a gift from Fu shop. Anything e

Bad Mojo!
Yesterday, JJ & I was trying to get the old couch out cause it was done. Damn thing was we couldn't get the f'er out the door.lol.. So I had to get John up to help us, he gets all pissed off tellin me never to start something if I can't finish it, anyways one thing lead to another we had finally got the damn thing out. He takes off to get the new couch which was over at his dads, once he got here him JJ & I helped em bring it in or at least tried to. Damn thing was odd an well I was standing inside the house pulling it up as the two were pushing it in. Again John gets fucking mad an let go of it my finger gets caught between the couch an door jam, oh man talking about pain it was bleeding started to swell str8 away then he tells me to come out there as he pulled from the inside so I did, needless to say I got myself all fucked up yesterday trying to get this damn couch in the house. Both my left an right hand, I'm in alot of pain today. Thats o.k. though well wroth it cause now I've go

Saturdays
Why is saturday the no man's day? On Friday you know its the beginning of the weekend and Sunday you know you have to go to work the next day, but what about saturday? if you askk me they should just cut the damn day out and skip to sunday. holla back

No Ads...yeah Whatever
For a site that professes to have no ads I now know of two... First we have the "sponsor" Bullz-Eye which is an advertisement. And now this whole CALL ME thing is yet another sneaky way to get in an ad on the site. Does anyone but me notice that things are rapidly changing on this site and everything they professed it to be when it was Cherry Tap is now being thrown out, the rules are being changed daily and it is hard to keep up? I love the friends I have made on here but between keeping up with the changes and weeding through the dramatic BS this site is beginning to lose some of it's luster. It's just my opinion but some of these new changes are not in the best interest of the site or the members that keep it going. Thanks for listening....

Pain
Pain The scars that never heal The blood that never cools The life you live The heart that hurts The words you can never take back The actions that sting the soul The world that turns it back The love that can never be again Try to make it right Try to love again Try not to let it hurt Try to see a better day Try not to let the world see the pain Tears Lies And a soul that Cries That is what pain is.

Casper's Ride 4 Fame
Hey whats up guys? I think its time i make a Pimp train called Casper's Ride 4 Fame. If you like to join the train message me via pm and ill add you to Casper's Ride 4 Fame Train. Also in order to get added to the train you must add/rate/fan the guys and the master of the train :D So ya Heres the link to the master of the train: «(ÐJ÷ ©ã§Þë®)»@ fubar Below are users that would love to be pimped. So please add/rate/fan these awsome people. They deserv so much love: **Alisa**@ fubar ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's Wifey...S.W.A.T....DSD...Ms. Crew Radio~*~@ fubar *~Krys™ Asst. Head Security UG!!~*@ fubar Remember guys: ALL ABOARD! «(ÐJ÷ ©ã§Þë®)»

Some Great Commentary
I lively chat room debate amongst several very successful friends of mine. . these comments from my very good friend Jim Faustini. It would appear that the flag has a different meaning to you then it does to me. That would end it but for the fact that you are defending a democrat and your motives become suspect. You immediately had to bring republicans into the fray in order to justify Obama which shows the weakness in your position. It is a pure cry of desperation on your part. I understand that it is very difficult to be a member of either party right now. Neither party has a great candidate and your party is really in trouble because of their support for Hillary. So, I would venture a guess that if the story was about a republican who won't wear a pin, you'd be all over the unpatriotic son-of-a-bitch. Do I wear my mini medals? No. Why? Because they mean something that is important only to me. They have nothing to do with being a patriot or showing support for our countr

Oh Happy Death
Empty words of condolence Cry out imaginary sorrow And tell me how useless This fragile life really is. I long for death's sweet embrace. Had I not made the promise That I would stay here for you, I would already be where you are. Would you even know who I am If I fell from this world right now? There is no way of knowing What lies beyond the grave. You must know now, though..... Now that you have gone to that place. I long to know it, too......Death's silent love. Will you be the one who shows it to me? I think I will wind up breaking my promise. A world without you is not worth living in. I simply cannot bear to stay here another day. I hope that you won't hate me for this, my love.

Death
Can you see my eyes, They are the windows to my soul. Can you hear my voice, As it goes. Can you feel my touch, As it gets cold. I can no longer hear your voice, Has my hearing left. I can no longer see your face, Has my vision gone. I can no longer feel your hand, Has mine gone numb. No the problem is i am now dead

Friends
Filipino Expressions Philippines has many dialects.? Yet, we, the ?people in this country are united?through our ?national langauage:? Filipino. ???? The people in this country, also known as Filipinos are very warm and hospitable.? So, if you like to visit Philippines you will be welcomed with sincere smile and greetings from us.? Please take note of some Filipino greetings and expressions with their equivalent in English: ? Good morning!???? ...............???????? Magandang umaga. Good?noon???????? .................?????? Magandang tanghali. Good?afternoon ?? ................????????Magandang hapon. Good??evening????? ..........??? ???????? Magandang gabi. Thank?you.?????????...............????????Salamat. How are you????????............?????????? Kamusta ka? I'm glad to meet/know you...............??Ikinagagalak kitang makilala. Where are you going???????????????????????Saan ka pupunta? HAve you taken your meal?? .............??Kumain ka na ba? You are handsome.

Never Enough
Love is a mysterious thing You fall for one Then you fall away You give your all Thats never enough You do the right thing Thats never enough They tell you Your the best Only to let you go So they can play with the rest Why must some throw you away Do they not care how you feel Thats never enough To search for love is endless For its just never enough Or maybe i just give to much And thats never enough

Today's Funness
going to work...woot got new mech gloves yesterday then gonna go look for a truck and pretty much gonna have some fun tonight havent had a good night out in a long time...just blow of some of this rrrness and chill with some friends and check out my friends band... so ya thats about it have a good one cheers :)

Deleted My Blog
I am not supposed to be on the computer. I am not following what the doctor said. I can't lay in bed for another day. The drugs I am on make me sleepy. they relax all my muscles, not just my neck. What a way to spend a Saturday! I wrote a blog a little while ago and then erased it. I was hurt and upset by something. again! Is it me? Must be. I just don't get it. I must be too emotional. I must be too attached. I must care too much. I don't now what it is? So sorry if you went to the blog and it was empty. I just am a little confused and am on strong drugs right now. I am not even sure that this is going to make any sense. Well, I hope all of you have a better weekend then what I am having. I hope to be better soon. Typing on the keyboard is a big NO NO so I will stop writing.

Bass Tone Solution!!!
Eureka! By george I think he's got it! I have just managed to find the ultimate in distorted bass tone! Been fiddling with a Boss Metal Zone running into a carlsbro amp. Finally got the bugger working in the correct way! I now have a sound which is bassy as fuck but still has nice sounding distortion and clarity! Solution: cut out the fucking midrance cause that shit's pointless! I turn the bass volume pot to max and tone it medium. Then I fiddle with the EQ on the MT2 and turn the contour right down, then cut the midrange on the amp and GWAN! It's done! Sounds fucking bananas! No more shall Marco Hietala be able to claim the best sounding bass in the world (which is quite something considering he plays a Warwick Infinity 2000 LTD!) and as such my new band (which has other members, mainly a guitarist but soon hopefully chick vocalist and a grim drummer) should sound powerful. I've stuck some serious strings on my Jackson KB1 - including a gauge 135 low string, and have tuned down to

Halloween Moon Omens
Halloween Moon Omens If the moon is new on Samhain, this indicates that the coming year will be fertile ground for new beginnings to take place, such as the start of a new project, a new career, or even a new way of thinking. For those desiring children, a new moon at Samhain is a lucky omen, indicating a new birth within a year's time. If the moon is waxing on Samhain, this indicates good luck throughout the coming year. It also indicates growth and an increase of all things that are positive nature. If the moon is full on Samhain, this ensures the that the powers of all forms of magick and divination practiced on this night will be at their greatest. A secret wish made at midnight will be realized within the coming year. Do not be surprised if an experienced of a psychic nature awaits you in the very near future. If the moon is waning on Samhain, this can be an omen of either good or bad consequences. It can indicate the elimination of such things as bad habit

Typical Saturday?
I just had to share this with everyone as it tickled me so! Hope Your Day is Awesome! *Note* I did the laundry, vacuumed the rugs, dusted and polished the furniture and all dishes are done and put away. Now to wash the dogs and shampoo the rugs... already have something to do that's interesting this evening, my hunny's home! *wink*

I Miss You Lil Bro
YOU AND I******************** Your silly ass on those rollerblades,,smiling like a silly little boy.. Damn Justin,,I love you Brother.. Growin into a young Man, ,, waking me up in the middle of the night cause your Moms locked you out..Standing up to Marty when he hurt me.. even though he was your Brother, Your Best Friend.. Lil Man you had Heart and Strength and courage...Coming over So Big Sissa could feed your ass My home cooking,, Cause you know My shit was Good..Hugging You and Telling you how stupid Bitches could Be when you got Hurt.. Cause Love Fuckin Sucks.. Our Fights and Our tears... Telling you things that I could never Tell anyone else because you were the only one who understood my pain cause you were the closest person to the man I love,, and you knew us both too well..I held you till you took your last breath.. Because through every thing you were there for us.. I couldnt leave your side,, not for Marty or your Moms or anybody.. I didnt want to miss a second of your

Damned
unholy thoughts of desperation forgotten by dark thoughts of greed so grim this desperation more is all u need her icy grip around your throat so inviting her touch so willing to let go so willing to give up kiss the blade of her work as she lowers it upon your life now you fly with a million damned souls but not alone anymore

I Dont Bite Ladies
Please leave comments & rates Hey ladies can u take all of me? 1Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World 2imikimi - Customize Your World 3imikimi - Customize Your World 4imikimi - Customize Your World

White Fu**ers Like Me
matt@ fubar So this guy shouts me....heres the convo...Yea i was rude but i don't need this bullshit anymore. So ya his link is up there if you wanna check him out. I just think hes a idiot. April ♥

Acid Trip Quote Of The Day
If i tripped acid rt now, id be fucked. Everyone would turn into wookies, kids would be ewoks, and id be carrying a laser pointer thinking it was a lightsaber. And end up naked, demanding Jabba gave me back Han Solo, at whitecastle

Beautiful Women Month
This is to all the women on my list...Hugs to you Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with an

Help!!
Contest just started !! Could you please come help Honey out ? If so, She would repay the love. For everyone that does help, I will do the same, so you will get twice the love !! Feel free to comment bomb if you have time !!!! Thank you very much click pick to help!! !!

For The Ladies --->men!
okay guys... these are just silly jokes so don't take them personal... Men are like... laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you. Men are like... bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like... weather - nothing can be done to change them. Men are like... blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like... chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like... commercials - you can't believe a word they say. Men are like... department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like... government bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like... mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like... popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like... snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like... lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

I'm Back......woo-hoo.....
Hello to all my friends/family whom I've missed very much. Alot as happened to me the past 2 mths. I had my surgery which went GREAT....thanks to all the Prayers that were sent to me. I lost my husband on Sept 1-2007. We've been together 29 yrs....I'm just taking "One Day at a Time"..thats all I can do..BUT.....I'm SOOOOOOO happy to be back online. Now to get caught up.......I have missd y'all and I'm glad to b back. Love/Peace to ALL..~Indian Princess~

Just My Brain
This place can be anywhere, any time, not even in my head. It’s crazy and scary with way to many things going on. colors, sound, everything is rushing around. Creative ideas trying to jump out which is why it is easy to tell when I am like this. I write more, I start more things… then when it ends I’m stuck with lots of new things and no inspiration. Sure this place is fun but I hate it. It freaks me out, I don’t understand it and the only good part is the increased inspiration – but that only lasts for a few hours at the most. The other bad thing about this place is people seem to wear masks but maybe just maybe its just my manic behavior and everything is fine.....

One Way To Find Out If Its True...
alright. I'm giving this a shot...lmao this place says it pays ya $0.54 for every hour ya spend online if ya download thier toolbar after ya sign up...I gave it a shot. If ya'll wanna try here's the link: http://www.agloco.com/r/BBHP7635

About Your Canadian Friends
This Is A Repost :D My Bulletins Will Only Let Me Post One Bulletin About Every 5 Minutes If That :P ***************************** It's our Thanksgiving Holiday Monday Oct 8th Please let you friend from the North know your aware and stay Hello History and Origin of Canadian Thanksgiving In Canada Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October. Unlike the American tradition of remembering Pilgrims and settling in the New World, Canadians give thanks for a successful harvest. The harvest season falls earlier in Canada compared to the United States due to the simple fact that Canada is further north. The history of Thanksgiving in Canada goes back to an English explorer, Martin Frobisher, who had been trying to find a northern passage to the Orient. He did not succeed but he did establish a settlement in Northern America. In the year 1578, he held a formal ceremony, in what is now called Newfoundland, to give thanks for surviving the long journey. Thi

Looky...
Simple instructions Just when you think people can’t be any dumber… In Honor of Stupid People.... In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me tim

Why I Write
somebody asked me: what influence do significant others have on your writing? first: i try to think -- what is a significant other? it seems to me that there are two kinds of those. there are the kind that the world sees, and then there are the kind that are significant in the sense that neruda talked about love "i love you as i love certain dark things...of which one does not speak..." ok, well i love that line. now. for example: for many years, my dogs have been important to my writings because i read to them for something that i can only describe as a certain quality of musical-ness. i don't want to bore people with that. so that is an influence but if i said it out loud, well, it is hysterically funny to most. the writing i do, well, it has its origins in many things that really have not much to do in the present. and i suppose that is true of many people. i have a certain line length that i like a certain rhythm. it is like my line length and rhythm is

My Foe
I thought you were my friend I thought you'd always care I thought you'd always like me And always be there I thought I could rely on you No matter what people put me though But now I know how you really feel And I realize that our friendship was never real It all happened at once I never even got to say goodbye So im saying goodbye now To a friend i used to know And saying hello To a brand new foe!

Mommerrrssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The Other Half of My Cracked Nut Shell~ ~~My Sister of Another Mother~~ ~~~A Truly Beautiful Soul~~~ Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar She's always helping out where it really matters. She's got tons of helpful info in her blogs. All kinds of interesting stuff ;) Stop by, say hi, surf through her stash, read, rate, meet one of the more interesting people on fubar, you'll be glad you did Have fun ;)

Rant And Raves....
1. Have notice all the people you have on your list that don't talk to you . But when you remove them they say you have no life , and you need to a job or a hobbie . But the truh is that they need to because they have about 2000 friends on their list and you have bout 50 people ? 2.I know some of you seen the ugly people that don't need to put there nsfw pics up . but you rate them a ten and the have anever to rate you a 3 ? 3.have you notice the people t hat change there name to whats going on in there realationship ? But they be only online trading nude pics and there other knows it but they think its okay and dosn't have anything to do with there realationship ?

Dark Mood
Sorry. Not in the best of moods right now. Not getting into it either. On top of that my computer wants to be a shit head to me with connection issues and other issues. So I am heading off right now. I want to return the rate love I got from people, but it will have to be later sometime and it may take a while because of this thing. Looks like it may storm here. Good....matches my mood. Usually happens when I am feeling like this.

Lost
despite the awareness of the impact you've had and taken I hadn't expected it to be this hard not to say a word to you it would seem I had no idea of how much you matter to me Even with this a conscious message I believed I'd never cry for you I sorely doubted that I'd miss you this much I thought this would end without amiability but I was wrong.

Lifetime
sometimes in this life time we meet a special soul who fills our very essence to almost overflow. we drink from the cup of friendship it tastes like sweet ruby wine and you know within your heart this meeting was divine. this soul that lives within your heart no distance can prevail an inner spark within the heart the starting on a journey in which we both shall be a reflection of each other for all of eternity ©2007

Rain Drops Taste Like Tears Witout The Pain
what make you sad? what makes you lonely ? we all get down from time to time and sometimes it feels like the end of the world ?why ? its because when you feel this bad nothing can lift you but the one you love or the close friends you have but there not always at hand how ever many we have ... myself i love the rain walking in the downpour feeling it cover me nobody can see the pain in your heart as its just raindrops covering your face so tears are mixed with rain nobody can see but is it strange the amont of people you see in the downpour when you would think they would be indoors in the warm so i say let it rain wash away my pain untill im in the arms of a loved one and can be whole again

Hopeless
Some one loved Some one I love A friend so wonderful I destroyed it all Yet I don’t know what I did all I feel like a kid Hopeless and scared Not sure what to do Or Who to go to, What would make this better? I have no clue I need this person I thought she needed me But now I lost her And I guess she lost me

Fractured Wrist Story
Just so I don't have to keep retyping it all one handed here it is. I was running from a spider was about to lose my balance so I tried catching myself on the back of our poster fixture and was apparantly going to fast and failed in stopping myself but sucedded in hurting my wrist. so basically I fractured my wrist of my stupid fear of spides... I always knew that phobia would get me hurt one day lol........

Segate Sucks! Lol
Well... i got to spend my morning working on my comp.... great. lol I had a hard drive die on me i spent about an hr trying to save my files, 5mins popping in another hard drive i had. the rest of the morning reinstalling everything and re-configuring my Debian Linux desktop.... weeee, what fun *cough*. No i have to Maxtor hdd's in my desktop... gotta love Maxtor. Oh! BTW.... well anyway... i'm basically all set again... aside for a few lil tweaks here & there... Thanks, KDM PS: Maxztor rulez.., Segate droolz. LOL

Halloween Costume 2008 Part 1
Well, yesterday I spent the majority of the day crawling through fabric stores. @.@ Considering I'm not much of a seamstress (let's just say my grade 9 home ec class was a disaster, 'k? -_-; ), that was quite the feat. The end result was that I now have the material for the under-dress and over-dress for this year's Haloween costume. Since I know next to nothing about material, farics and patterns (I know the basics...like...what satin is and so on and so forth...which isn't nearly enough to get beyond looking at all the pretty fabrics) so the lady who's making the costume for me came along to guide me through the vast amounts of confuzzling choices. So...I spent a little more than I wanted to...but...I think it was worth it. The over-dress is going to be a gorgeous emerald greed velvet while the under-dress is going to be a butter-coloured butter suede (I was a little nervous about the suede thing until I placed the two materials together and saw how beautifully they compli

Where Me And Tash Have Been
hello all its been a busy week on me and tash we have been getting our apt ready painting cleaning and so on its been a long week between that and me working just so everyone knows we aint dead or in bed hehe all week or so

For My 3 Boys! Max Baron Shadow!
When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He’d finished not one was quite the same. He said, “I’ll walk this world of mine and give each one a name.” And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it’s strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, “Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.” Kindly the Father said to him, “I’ve left you to the end. I’ve turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend.”

Oct. 6th - Bombing
Good Early Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Overnight a few of us have been able to keep her close to the lead.... Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. We may have folks in the comment areas as hosts/hostesses. meeting and greeting, passing out gifts, drinks etc. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymou

The Fire
there is a fire within us that only needs a touch to bring fourth a flame. passion ignites.. when i hear you whisper my name my body shivers.. but not from the cold but from sweet anticipation.. of a desire that never seems to grow old i lay my head upon your chest kiss your skin softly i breath in the manly scent of you it intoxicates me like wine making my sences whirl or maybe its the way your hands softly caress my body making me melt yet every nerve is tingling with the need of you when your not around......

That Perfect Love
They tiptoed up to her room in the night, his fingers clasping onto her sweet delicate palm as she lead him up the stairs. She opened the door, shut the curtains, and turned the light down. This was too strong to be just a playful teenage fling. They both knew that they were about to be sucked dry of all the innocence that they had. . .and they loved it. She leaned against the wall as the pressed against her, madly kissing, and sharing all the love that they felt for each other and expressing it in a way only they could experience, one of the most exclusive feelings in the world that they would have to savor and cherish for the rest of their lives. They were drawn to the bed. He lifted up her skirt and started kissing her in different places, all the while her fingers were running through his hair. Hours brimming with pure lust passed as they moved together harder and faster together to a climax, as he spilled every last drop of childhood left into her. She drained

Wannabe Fu~lord.........
IrishToad is trying to become a Lord!!! Not just any Lord.... A FUBARLORD!! Ya'll know the drill: ADD FAN RATE all ya can!! Not to mention he's got some AWESOME stash!! (Must see for Ghost Hunters!!) ‡Irishtoad©DSG&D☆Sanguine♥Gothique Temptations Fu-Hubby@ fubar All Love will be returned!!! This Pimpout has been brought to you by: And Approved by...

I Love Bi Woman ...any Interested In Having Some Fun Lets Chat...
I have always wondered what itwould be like just to be in between to bi women at the same time. But no one would ever give me a chance to either... Yeah I know I can dream and want things but nothing never comes true either. The thoughts of me and two woman in the bedroom mmmmmm....Hell yeah I'd have fun with it. Hell I'd sit there massage both the womens sexy and truly amazing ass bodys with lotion or maybe some warm oils.Just the thoughts of me being able to sit there and massage one womans body as the other woman starts to play with the other woman pussy as I go in and start to move her hair away from her incredible face and start kissing her lips then to her cheek as I slowly start to kiss down her neck while the other woman starts to eat her pussy out.... Yeah I know I need to shut up her....Well I can say hey its a start you know what I am saying. And if any bi woman that wants so more fun in the bedroom you know what ya gotta do ...

Leveling Oct. 6 Th
IF YOU NEED TO BE LEVELED LET US KNOW TO ADD YOU !! LilMsMaria 11,664 LilMsMaria~ Wicked Storm Crew~@ fubar Heartistic Soul Needs 4,837 Heartistic Soul@ fubar Ozzfanatic2 Needs 900 ~~Ozzfanatic2~~Wicked Storm Crew~~@ fubar $mokel0rd Needs 6,139 *Wicked Storm Crew $mokel0rd*@ fubar Baby T Needs 5,496 *Baby T*Rockstar*Wicked Storm Crew*@ fubar

The Girls
ok all i went to court an oct. 2 to try for custody of my daughters. their mom never showed up to defend herself. so the court ruled in my favor. the girls are in my house until further notice by the court. I LOVE THOSE GIRLS AN CAN NOT WAIT TILL I HAVE ALL 4 OF MY KIDS TOGETHER

It About Me
i am in real bad pain now i went to the doctor yesterday and my ankle is broke now and my bone went out of place and i am going to have surgery monday to get it back in place i am going to go for now talk to you all later and ty for stopping by i will be back later

!st Quarter Final: England Beat Australia 12-10
Australia (10) 10 Try: Tuqiri Pen: Mortlock Con: Mortlock England (6) 12 Pens: Wilkinson (4) Jonny Wilkinson was the scourge of Australia again as his four penalties put England in the World Cup semi-final after a thrilling win in Marseille. Lote Tuqiri's try put Australia 10-6 up but Wilkinson's boot and a dominant scrum kept England in the game. There was little flowing rugby in the second half but England's powerful pack gradually ground Australia down. Wilkinson and Stirling Mortlock both missed kicks in a nail-biting climax, but England held on for a famous win. Wilkinson may well claim the headlines with his 12-point haul - which made him the World Cup's all-time leading point-scorer - but it was England's pack which did the real damage to an Australia side who were odds-on to make the last four. England's front row of Andrew Sheridan, Mark Regan and Phil Vickery pulverised Australia at the scrum and laid the platform for the back-row trio of Le

The Final Inspection
The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a

Twisted Love
come into my eyes and leave reality behind hypnotic words all filled with lies a deceitful kiss brings you to your knees and in the end you belong to me i can hear your heart call my name love or lust, its all the same in these flames of twisted passion our burning love, our painful love a love that only ends in blood a misleading touch draws you further in to a world of crimson sin passionate screams and painful cries as i stare into frightened eyes i can hear your heart call my name love or lust, its all the same in these flames of twisted passion our burning love, our painful love a love that only ends in blood a love that only ends in blood... a piercing kiss which mark now lingers as crimson love slips down my fingers paleful beauty immortal bliss the sweet taste of love the sweet taste of blood a love that only ends in blood..

Wonderful Experiences
So for the last 3 weeks I have done some pretty amazing things. You've probably been wondering why I've been gone and well I've been all around Ohio doing photography for bands like Drowning Pool, The Exies, Five Finger Death Punch, Droid and many many others. It's crazy! I'm supposed to be traveling along to other states as well and I've got Cradle of Filth and Gwar coming up on October 27th. I was accepted into a firm called Domain Cleveland and they are helping me get my start and teaching me everything I need to know. My experiences in the last three weeks have been amazing. Especially with Drowning Pool and The Exies. Both really respectable guys and shared some wonderful stories with me. For those of you that are in a band and reading this Kevin from the Exies says this; "Whether you play in front of 5 people or in front of 10,000 people a gig is a gig and know that you didn't reach that because your big it's because you reached out to your fans through the music that you play.

New Preamble To The Constitution
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

Beloved Soul
Beloved Soul, You are my universe, You bring me stars to love And a heart filled with light, I am your passion as you are my reflection. Your sounds filter through my hearing, I listen to your meadows, birds and streams. I am that music through which you chant your nature into my soul while it pours back to you through my fingertips. Behold your beauty in my eyes, You spark my dark, illuminate the treasure Deep within, and O what love you bring up From my well, it impacts my whole being As I mirror yours. A voice calls out from faraway, It is intelligent and speaks your name, Yet I hear it from deep within me And recognize it as my own, O Beloved Soul, how you connect me. In a water reflection, light moves In silent waves, it bends and curves Through time each split-second In my sight and whispers truths Not spoken yet. Even eyes can hear. See through visionary mind And great mysteries are revealed. No longer need I dream of you, Here you are, my Beloved S

At Work Nothing Is What You Think!
I work in an adult retail store and people that have known me for years always act like it is a bad deal. They all accept it but are a bit concerned about me. I just want to let it be known that there is not normal people that come in and I have not met a stalker as of date. I also think I could handle myself if needed. I love my job! I get to meet alot of people that are open minded like myself. I also get to meet pornstars and check out toys and know the differences between alot of things of enhancement. My job is also very exciting in the fact that it also has made me more aware of my needs. I think people hear the words porn store and get freaked out or intimidated, well where I work we keep it clean, put batteries in products for customers (so they know what they are taking home, lol), and treat everybody with respect.

Myself
A fortress built on my will, The walls when touched, Your hands feel icy and cold. My enemies, They create flames in my eyes, Once I am in their presence. A displeasing taste, Dwells in my mouth. Knowing that I have done no wrong Yet, I cannot face these fears. The world can no longer, Provide its warmth, The heat and filled joy That I had during my youth. Must be reclusive, Can’t let them in, Can’t pass this anger, This feeling of anxiety. For these thoughts, Constantly burn and Linger in my mind Time knows the minute I will open These gates made by steel, At last, will the fortress be destroyed. I will finally be able to, Set myself free from this cell, This place of self-hate and torture; And become myself again.

Living Conditions / Autobiography Mix
Letter of Global Intent This is a letter about myself/my life that needs to be seen by EVERYONE! This letter has been toned down, A LOT, because nobody would actually believe how bad it truly is. "Sex is instinct, like eating food" I must let it be known right in the start of this letter that according to the New Hampshire State Police, I have "No Record"! On July 20th of 1986 I was in a motorcycle accident that caused a Severe Traumatic Brain Injury, with three years left of high school. I completed high school in 1990 and went to college for two years, nothing came of it. I finally supposedly started getting assistance in 1997 from a state funded organization. From 1997-2003, I was "Allowed" four hours to go out hiking by my self and supposedly be able to meet people without having a "Staff" standing beside me. That was an utter joke! The last four years now I have been forced to live in the center of one of the largest acreage towns with the least amount of

This Is So Awesome,, Everyone Should Read!
The Butterfly and the Buffalo by Samuel Solomon Once upon a time there was a butterfly named Brooke. Brooke was a beautiful butterfly, with rich, vibrant colors, full of life and beauty, spreading love around the meadows where she took flight, sharing life with all the creatures in the meadow. She was a wonderful soul, with a heart as big as the sky itself. She was adored by those close to her, and her many admirers would quietly watch as she flew by, easily seeing her spectacular colors... One day, as she floated through a valley, she spotted a wonderful creature. As she drew close, she was in awe of his size and strength. She was fascinated with him. He was a buffalo, named Bastion, and they swiftly became friends. He had many qualities that she liked; he was strong, and fast, and powerful. When he spoke, she was captivated by his voice, and he said such sweet things to her. Bastion was fascinated with Brooke as well. She had such beauty, he lo

The Weekend...yipppppppppeeeeeeee
Good Morning, Fu's It's the weekend, and I am SO GLAD!!! Lee usually wakes me up to say "bye", before leaving for work, but knowing I didn't have to work today he didn't say anything, and my eyes didn't open until about 9:30. I love wakin' up 'on my own'...just whenever my eyes open, without having to drag myself out of bed in order to be somewhere by a certain time....especially if it's work. lol We're taking off tonight after Lee gets off work, to go visit our bestest friends. Unfortunately, we have to turn right around and come home tomorrow, and won't get to spend as much time there as we'd like, but I have to be back at work on monday. There's not much I need to do today to get ready to leave. There won't be many clothes to pack, considering we're only going to be there for one night, and part of a day. There are a couple of things i need to run to the store to get, and need to go by work and see if our checks came in....they didn't arrive yesterday as they normal

My Sexual Hidden Talent Is
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

More Dumb Emails
01/14/04 - Email "hey my names robbie im 13. im a beggener and have no experiance but look forward to it! i have been studing it 4 2 months.please help me out i have been studing powerful black magic and tried it a couple of times but it never works 4 me." Another Email from the same kid: "i would like to help be a witch craft teacher" (If you guys need a 13 year old beginner witchcraft teacher with no experience, who does black magick spells after only studying for two months, AND the spells don't work for him, you just let me know and I'll give you his address, lol.) 03/02/04 - Email: "I am a male who want to wear women's clothes 24/7. I was wondering is there any spell where I can put on people so they can let me wear women's clothes even in job and every where else? Please e-mail me." (This was NOT a joke people, I asked him. I told him if he was beautiful enough he could work as professional drag queen. Otherwise, he needs to work from home if he wants to dress in drag while w

When Can The Thoughts Quit Running Through My Mind ?????
Today is sat. oct the 6th...2 days from my little nephews 1st b-day...And it is also the say day, my ex gf and I broke up... I guess somethings just don't make any sense at all. I have so much on my mind ater sleeping about 2 and half hours cuz I can't sleep after being woke up... I ran into a buddy of mine the other night and we were chatting for a moment. Well I had to ask if my ex boss need any extra help. Just for the simple fact I am looking for work. That would kinda be nice right now, to be able to work again. Maybe it might help ease things off my mind. Like last night, my mom came home and wanted to switch out the stove and refidgerater out which that also meant I had to move the 220 stove outlet and wire as well...Well after moving it and turning on prower ok it popped...I knew what it was that did it as well.So I take the outlet cover off and tighten the wires up more and turned the prower back on it didn't do it...My mom is sitting there flipping out s

Alert
FACTS TO PONDER: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this: Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188 Statistics courtesy of the FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the

Life Goes On
I have a long history of making poor choices. Found out yesterday that I had overdrawn my checking account. Now I won't have money for house insurance. Doesn't seem to matter how hard I work I just keep sliding deeper into debt. Making stupid math errors doesn't help matters. My only hope to get my head above water is to get rid of my house and get an apartment. The problem is that I owe more than the house is worth. I could go on for page upon page but it would not change anything.

Walk Down The Road Of Many Colors
Walking down the road of many colors By Eric Ethan There is a road where I live you have to take a walk down it is a dirt road but when falls comes around it is the road of many colors, when the leaves fall down on the ground on this road it has color of yellow , but when you walk down this road it looks like gold road from a distance. Then around the turn there is a mix colors of leaves in different shape and sizes it looked like God made a puzzle out of it. Then one more bend on the road it is all red with apples hanging from the tree and leaves of red all over the ground. I call it the apple road. But when you take this walk it is place where you can go think and get you mind together and see the deer’s ,crane and turkey with their kids getting ready fro the winter rest. The coolest thing is taking this walk of many colors is the coolest thing it seems like it is heaven.

Stop Asking
Stop asking me to anyone and everyone that ask me to take naughty pictures. The only one that will see me naked is my husband!! I don't take request and what u see in my picture folders is what you get.So STOP ASKING!!!

Pleasure
Softly he whispers her every fantasy. Runs his delicate fingers through her messy hair, yet so soft it is. He peacefully strokes her porcelain skin, and eagerly, yet slowly, places his hand on her chest. Kisses her pain away and wishes away the rest. The only thing he could do is hold her, yet she so obviously needs much more. He begins to kiss down her neck, biting her ever so intensely here and there. She begins to moan in complete pleasure. She begins to remove her already half torn items from her body, and so do he. She forcibly pulls him to become her shelter again. His hands begin to wander and explore her untouched body. Her innocence is screaming. Screaming so loud the world is on their toes. She digs her nails deep into the flesh on his back, and he tenses. He,who is now rubbing her body so gently, brings his hand on her inner thigh. He, against her brings his soft lips down, so down, making it so hard for her not to scream. He looks up at

Some Of The Things I Get
I'm not your teacher, and witchcraft does not work miracles. Listen to me. I get so many dumb emails. I don't want you to write and be the next dumb email I get (and you end up as a story on this page), so I'm going to tell you what is considered "not too bright". Don't write and ask me if I have any spells. There are free spells and free love spells on this web site - a lot of them. Look around the site a little before you email me. There are also pay spells that are guaranteed to work. I don't do those spells myself, so don't write and tell me that you really need it, but you don't have any money for it. Calastrology.com is the company that offers those spells, and I am simply linking to their site. There are also a thousand other web sites with free spells on them. Try using a search engine, like www.Google.com. You type in a phrase such as "spell to find a new lover" (don't use the quotes) or "free witchcraft spells" or "levitation spells". Be specific. Don't just type in "spel

Happy Saturday Friends.
Pee-Jay has the best friends in the world. You guys are so great. Only 13,000 comments to go. Have a great Saturday everyone. HI EVERYONE AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN EARNING A HAPPY HOUR FOR ALL OF US TO SHARE. HOWEVER....I AM LEAVING FOR CALIFORNIA FOR 8 DAYS. SO I REALLY NEED ALL OF YOU TO KEEP BOMBING TO HELP ME till I get back. JUST COME BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS. EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY COME DURING HAPPY HOUR THAT WOULD BE GREAT. WHILE YOU THERE, PLEASE ADD/FAN/ AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE. SHE ALWAYS REPAYS THE LOVE. THE LINK IS PROVIDED BELOW SO PLEASE STOP BY AND HELP A LITTLE? THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE PEE-JAY HERE IS THE LINK TO CLICK ON AND PLEASE REPOST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL BE GONE And dont forget to add SEXYGIRLBLONDE to your friends list. She's super cool. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar

What Should Happen Today...
"Today is perfect for making relationships more permanent. This could be in any aspect of your life, from romance to the workplace, so try to keep an open mind about everyone currently in your life." Hmm....

Would You ?
If I walked right up to you wearing a sexy dress lined down the front with 30 tiny pearl buttons. Would you take the time to slowly undue every one? If I wanted you to take me in your arms and hold me close so I could hear your heart beating as I pressed my head against your chest. Would the urge overcome you to pop them off? If I wanted to reach up and put my arms around your neck, standing on my tiptoes as I press my breasts into you, pulling your lips close to mine. Would you whisper your desire for me? If I wanted to kiss you deeply, our hot, wet tongues teasing each other, until I make you weak in the knees. Would you let me slide my hands underneath your shirt and feel your nipples as I rake my long, red nails lightly across them? If I wanted to hear you moaning in delight. Would you let me slide my hand down the front of your tight jeans to feel your hardness? If I unbuttoned your jeans to find your throbbing cock peeking out from the top of your boxers, needing

Why Are Men So Cruel?
I have been dating this guy that I met on here. I thought things were going just fine but I guess not. I was blocked from his page. This has happened before and he always unblocked me. He told me that his sister's kid did it. I am wondering if that was even true. I have been trying to call him all week and he is never home. Well that is at at least what his Mom tells me. Well today when I got on Fubar, I got a message from another member telling me to leave her man alone and to stop emailing him or she would have me booted off. The only reason I was emailing him is to find out why he hasn't called the person he said he loves and wants to marry. I am so sick of men in general. Do they not think that because I am overweight that I have feeling? Do they think it is fun to play games with my heart and then just disappear? Are they any decent men left out there that aren't just considered with looks and won't trample on a woman's heart? I am beginning to think they do not exis

This Is The Song Of My Life..
Yo, all I need is one mic, one beat, one stage One nigga front, my face on the front page Only if I had one gun, one girl and one crib One God to show me how to do things his son did Pure, like a cup of virgin blood; mixed with 151, one sip'll make a nigga flip Writin names on my hollow tips, plottin shit Mad violence who I'm gon' body, this hood politics Ackowledge it, leave bodies chopped up in garbages Seeds watch us, grow up and try to follow us Police watch us {*siren*} roll up and try knockin us One knee I ducked, could it be my time is up But my luck, I got up, the cop shot again Bus stop glass bursts, a fiend drops his Heineken Richochetin between the spots that I'm hidin in Blackin out as I shoot back, fuck gettin hit! {*more sirens*} This is my hood I'ma rep, to the death of it 'til everybody come home, little niggaz is grown Hoodrats, don't abortion your womb, we need more warriors soon Sent from the star sun and the moon In this life of police chases str

Its Party Time!!!!
Yesterday was my oldest son's birthday and now I really feel old. He turned 8 yesterday where the hell did the last 8 years go???? Anywho I just want you all to know that I will not be online today because we are having his party today and it is not at my house. Leave lots of love while I'm gone and I will return it when I get home if I have the energy or tomorrow when i have to time to regroup lol. Have a happy and safe Saturday!!!!! ~berta~

I Wanna Say A Few Things
A few of my close friends know whats been going on with me lately, ive been keeping to myself for over a week now, theres a good reason of why I have. Then theres friends that I do tell, and its like they try to take advantage of me, when im down, which I dont appreciate at all, when I love someone, I love them with all my heart, I dont take it as a joke, so when my guy friends are asking me to have sex with them to get over a man I love, pretty shitty, I mean have a heart, have u never loved before? I am a human being, treat me like one, im not a play toy, or a piece of meat. To those who know me for me on the inside, ty for taking the time to know me for a person and not just whats on the outside. Guess some men think you can move on quickly, I dont, because like I said, when I love someone its very real and not a joke to me. Ty to those who have been there for me, I appreciate it very much and will cherish you all always. When friends stick by you through the good and bad, you know

Canadian Thanksgiving Weekend
Roast Turkey with Gravy From Food Network Kitchens How to Boil Water, Meredith, 2006 1 (12 to 14 pound) turkey Kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 medium onions 1 head garlic Several sprigs of fresh herbs, such as thyme, parsley, rosemary, or sage 2 bay leaves 2 to 4 medium carrots 2 to 4 celery stalks 8 tablespoons unsalted butter 8 cups chicken broth (about 4 small cans or 2 quart boxes) 1/2 cup all-purpose flour Dash Worcestershire sauce Apple Cranberry Dressing, recipe follows Special equipment: large roasting pan, pastry brush or bulb baster, instant-read thermometer Adjust an oven rack to the lowest position and remove the other racks. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Remove the neck and giblets from the turkey. Discard the liver, set the others aside. Dry the turkey inside and out with paper towels. Season the breast cavity with salt and pepper. Slice the onions and halve the garlic head crosswise. Stuff all the garlic and half the onions inside the

My Daughters Birthday
Well i guess i'll begin by saying that i have never written a blog and don't really know what to put in one. I do know that it's a good place to vent your aggression. Well that's a damn good thing cause if i didn't vent here i'd probably do something really drastic!!! I HATE MY EX/BABY MOMMA!!!!! She is by far the most fucked up individual in this world. October 5th (yesterday) was my beautiful daughters first birthday. Well i was not able to see my daughter due to the fact that my ex now lives with my mom and has decided to lie and use my daughter to manipulate my mom into thinking that i am a horrible father. Maybe i should back up about 10 months ago and explain how this all came to be. My daughter was born October 5th,2006. Let me tell you, all that shit your parents tell you about how your life will change when that happens? Well they are right! When i saw my baby come into this world i fell in love. Now this love isn't the type of romantic soft and cuddl

My First Contest... Please Help Me Out!!! Comment Bombing Allowed
HEY EVERYONE, I REALLY NEED ALL UR HELP!!! I JUST ENTER MY FIRST CONTEST AND I REALLY NEED COMMENTS. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED. I REALLY HOPE TO SEE U ALL THERE THANX RHCP

Your Everyday Tragedy
(Chorus) Its your everyday failed love story. Where her world falls apart The minute he breaks her heart And she fights herself on the inside Trying to hide how she feels Oh, the agony. He's so easy to forget When he's not there next to you And it's so hard to remember How to make it by After all you've been through. It's a classic story book rhyme I'm sure she'll heal over time But today's not that day You can see it written all over her face. (Chorus) It's a fairy tale gone wrong You're modern day Romeo and Juliet But Shakspeare couldn't write this The pain she battles all alone The confusion of the unknown It's so hard to forget The way she loved him And it's so easy to remember How it should have been. (Chorus) All she did was fall in love Took a chance and let him in (She ran with it) How can she supress her fears? How won't she shed a few tears? This is a tragedy. How could this really be You are my tragedy. *-Lauren Ashley-*

From The Sky
There i stand looking out to sea listening to the waves crash below waiting for the voice that calms me ,where is it today? I look to the heavens and scream yet nothing where is she the one that calms me? the wind picks up and blows through my wings lifting me up but still no voice ..then out of the night sky i hear the words ... Are you there i need you ,please answer me the voice ive been waiting for but its not the same voice as before it's one of many that call my name so i begins again the help that i give to the ones that call ... Maybe one day ill have a name to call as even angels fall sometimes all they need is someone to pick them up Would you help an ANGEL?

More!!
A sight A touch I touch you You touch me Sparks Sparkles in our minds You want me I want you Seduction Lust Anything but love You touch me down my body I whisper "more" You kill me with your voice Seductive like the first cigarette Addictive like the first cigarette I fill your lungs with lust You fill my heart with desire Together we kill each other with a kiss that destroyed the last of our innocence

Blog, Do Not You Mean Blogs Away. Entry From October 2007.
Back entry from 6th OCTOBER 2007. Note: A trip to India in November 07 was most memorable to the point of missing a flight, spending a night in Manchester, driving to Heathrow, flying scheduled to Bombay, transferring to Dabolim in Goa then onward to our hotel complete with all the modcons we need to exist there for three weeks. And now we leave 2009 to go back in time from whence this blog originated. (Well I had to edit it for reasons not necessary to mention.) OK back to 6/10/07 entry. The days fly by and I still have writers block but Blog block seems to have resolved itself. Him who knows all has just been unblocked by being painted in the most disgusting gunk manufactured by a leading dermal company. I have bits of it all over the carpet to prove it and he has gone out with the administrator of said detox who happens to be my friend but the walk will do him good and give me time to cool off after clearing up the mess. Midi is playing up and not receiving my Emails and I

Bj Birthday
Its her birthday and she needs major spanks...don't worry she likes them..LOL...BJ luvs ya sis...this would be the best gift...but yeah... Enjoy Your Day!! ~*BJ*~ * §ø¢¡etÿ øf Tøß¢ø®e's Sweetest *@ fubar

This Is Interesting Death Is Certain
This is Interesting > Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is not mocked:for whatsoever a man soweth,that shall he also reap.Here are some men and women who mocked God : > > John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about > that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made Presi

Sensual Touch Massage
The combination of scent and touch is extremely effective in opening up intimacy between two people. That's basically how we communicate love in an effective way, a way that doesn't involve having to discuss the subject a great deal. It also works wonderfully on a basic physical level. There are a lot of nerve endings that follow along the path of the spine. As you massage, your touch brings the blood to the surface, you speed the absorption of the oils into the skin, and you also bring up the level of oxytocin, the hormone needed in high levels for the process of sexual arousal. Massage is an especially good thing for men to focus on. Women often need the kind of attention it gives them o feel comfortable with proceeding on to more intimate activities. The nurturing, caring-for aspect of romance is extremely important between two people. You will have more interesting and intense erotic experiences if you're involved on all levels with each other. And touch and scent are the best

Jodi... Posted By Kdm And Dawn
wishful thinking IS SO CLOSE TO LEVELING.. SHE DOES NEED 72,000 BUT AT LEVEL 21 THATS NOTHING. PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HER LOT'S OF LOVE. IF ANYONE OF FUBAR DESERVES IT ITS HER. ωιѕђƒuΊ♥tђιŋЌιŋg@ fubar OKAY SHE IS ALSO IN THIS CONTEST AND NEEEDS BOMBERS. WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE AGAINST THE FU-BOMBERS. SO IF JODI HAS EVER BEEN THERE FOR YOU PLEASE BE THERE FOR HER NOW! MY ACCT IS MAXED FOR PICTURE COMMENTS BETWEEN HER CONTEST AND MY GIVEAWAY. SO IF YOU COULD JUST DROP IN FOR EVEN A FEW COMMENTS... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. CONTEST LINK IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO SPARE THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM & DAWN

Vip/blasts
if anyone knows of a vip or blast giveaway for comments.. please holler at me? vip is ending in a few days.. and i think i wanna hook it out a bit with a blast.. maybe will bump me on levellin! ty and xoxo

What Color Are You?..i'm Brown~
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual patterns. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Red: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. Yellow: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are com

My Job
i love my job at the pillow factory in lebanon pa here its a great place to work the poeple are nice and everything....... the ladys i work with in returnes they are nice and funny and there kool..... so ya..... i love my job

God Asked Me To Tell You
GOD WANTS ME TO TELL YOU.... Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2007), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows, and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for many people today .

How I Am
Hush, just stop There’s nothing you can do or say, baby I’ve had enough I’m not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I’m… Stronger than yesterday Now it’s nothing but my way My lonliness ain’t killing me no more I’m stronger That I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn’t really care ‘bout me You might think that I can’t take it, but you’re wrong ‘Cause now I’m… Stronger than yesterday Now it’s nothing but my way My lonliness ain’t killing me no more I’m stronger Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don’t need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don’t need nobody, not anybody Here I go, alright, here I go Stronger than yesterday Now it’s nothing but my way My lonliness ain’t killing me no more I’m stronger

Planet Terror
I just watched planet terror, the last Robert Rodriguez movie, and I loved it. This is my kind of film. Lot's of shooting, blood splashing everywhere, sexy chicks (rose mcgowan looks so crazy hot) and fucked up ideas like having a machine gun as a leg. The dirty grindhouse look is also very good, fits perfectly in the concept. If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to do so!

Your Fda And Freedom To Choose
On July 11, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the bill HR 2900, which grants additional power to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) while at the same time ensuring deeper financial ties between the agency and pharmaceutical companies. The law does make some efforts to reduce conflict of interest, including mandating the publishing of a clinical trials database and forbidding more than one FDA official with ties to the industry to sit on a drug decision panel. However, at the same time, the FDA will actually be allowed to work with drug and biotech companies to develop and launch new drugs. In an unprecedented conflict of interest, the new law places the FDA “in charge of drug design, drug patents, drug licenses, and the creation of new marketing entities/companies.” The law also allows the FDA to evaluate dietary supplements as they do prescription drugs, which means they can remove supplements from the market as they see fit. NewsTarget July 12, 2007 The

Today On World Rock Radio
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Rediscovering Riot Grrrl
Ok...so i am doing this zine with psychic_surgery / jethrablack about Riot Grrl & how it affected(saved) my life .... & i''ve been thinking a lot about how i am now compared to the person i used to be. i have changed in so many ways. listening to RG music when i was younger made me a stronger person at a time in my life where i felt weak & powerless...it gave me something to believe in. & while i went thru different music phases-->ska,pop punk,emo, & most recently rockabilly & psychobilly--i still listened to riot grrrl. but after awhile i lost interest. i dunno how that happened. i still dragged out my old records & listened to them every once in awhile but like i mentioned in my post yesterday--i stopped ordering from KRS & Chainsaw & just got outta the loop when it came to RG music. i still got awesome mixes from people with kickass riot grrrl music but never purchased any new music from these bands myself....which sucks cos i know i missed out & now i gotta catch up!!! i'm

6/10/07
ANTRIM ROVERS 2-3 LARNE COLTS The colts travelled to the antrim forum for this match and the renowned slow starters started slowly again with goalkeeper dylan mcrandal and the defence of odhran kemp,thomas mcdowell,jamie magill,jordan weir,thomas spence and the midfield of david hunter,craig bailie and stephen gordon being under constant pressure and it was no surprise when antrim rovers went 1-0 up in fact it couldve been 4-0 before the colts started to get a grip of the game and they equalised when a lovely through ball found reece mcginley on the right and he had a quick look and fired the ball into the net leaving the keeper grasping fresh air.it stayed 1-1 untill half time.The colts came out in the 2nd half a lot hungrier and jamie magill soon put them 2-1 up .The colts shouldve had the game dead and buried but just couldnt get the ball in the net .Then david christie came on for the injured jordan weir and went into the heart of defence.The colts went 3-1 up when a stephen go

Welfare Reform
If some of you out there dont know, I am whats known as a "Blue Collar" Worker. Now, being in that catagory would upset some and make others proud. Me, Im proud to be working and Im DAMN PROUD to be and AMERICAN!!! The point im getting to is that I also pay taxes. Most Americans do, some don't. My Complaint today is that I am tired of seeing MOST of these so called "Minorities" get the best of the best treatment by the US government. To be more specific, the Food Stamp Program that we have in this country is an outrage to those who pay taxes in this country. I used to work at a grocery store as a cashier and I would see all these "poverty stricken" minority families and American single mothers. They would come through my line and I would ring all thier groceries up. What really got to me was that they eat better than I do!! I mean they were gettin T-bone steaks, lobster, name brand everything! And then the OTHER cart that would have a stackload of BOOZE in it!! Now to me, I thi

Cam Girl Profile: Hannah
Blonde. Busty. Beautiful. Three words that perfectly describe our next victim...err, subject... Hannah. She has been featueed in a handful of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and after seeing her Rocking Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt, we want to see A LOT more of of the lovely young Hannah. We threw her a whole hatful of stupid questions, and she tossed them right back at us. Here's what they looked like... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW! THEN CHAT WITH HANNAH LIVE ON FOUNDRY CAMS!

Things To Think About
Things to think about ERIC Ethan Dream of good things that will get your through the day an night When you are down with frown laugh and smile to beat the blues away When you are mad step in the rain to cool down Doesn’t worry let God take control he will steer you in the right direction Friends are close and far away but remember you there in their in spirit and in their heart for a reason Listen to a good tune to get you through the day just rock till can stop When it is raining time to step in a good book to read and get cozy Think of different things you always wanted to do Remember to look in your heart today it is full of sunshine that is so bright Your heart is not grey it just the light is on dim so turn it up today to shed light in your heart today Stand in the rain and let the water hit your face and let it pour down your body it make you feel good and wash the stress away. But remember you are ju

Just A Biker
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Finally Happy!!!!!!!!!!
I finally feel happy and loved....My bf is the best thing that has happened to me and he makes me feel so special and loved...I've never felt the way he makes me feel and feel like I'm a princess when we r together....I just hope I dont fuck this one up like I usually do cause I dont think I could handle losing him....Well just thought I'd let u guys know whats goin on in my life right now...Peace out!!!!!!!

What We Feel Or Want To.......
what are we doing in this life ? sometimes it feels like its just not worth the pain ....... at times i just leave, sit on a hill overlooking the countryside thinking to myself wondering what have i done or done before to be given this lot in life ..... then the light of the sun hits me shows me its not to bad there are others havinging it harder than i for those i would offer my soul to help them as thats what i do ... but once that is done who is there for i? its easy helping others but taking help is another thing ...... all i can do is say thank you to my friends for being there for me and hope they know id do the same for them some call me and angel but i have no wings but if you call me i will come to you thats my promise

Chapter 1
it's quite odd having this feeling i have right now.. a mere emotion of emptiness revolving in my mind.. quite weird.. quite absurd.. how this longing affects everything i feel and all the words i have just heard.. *sigh* i have to be strong.. i know this won't take too long.. but there's still this melancholic feeling i have inside my heart.. i just hope.. i won't fall apart.. everything has its own reason.. that's one thing i always put in my mind.. i am happy.. i know i am.. maybe it's just because of this obscurity of the things i have right now made me began to doubt.. am i doubting?..or am i just longing?.. longing for your touch.. yearning for your presence.. and longing for every single moment that i'll have with you when you're already here by my side.. but don't worry.. i know i'll be alright.. i do really love you.. it's just that.. uhhmmm.. i am really missing you so much...

This Could Be Interesting
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Update
For those of you who actually check this. I am still not online. A lot has been going on in my life as of late, not the least of which was my mother passing away. I'm not sure when I'll manage to come back online for any real length of time. Just know I haven't forgotten anyone, I've just got a full plate. Hopefully things are going well for the rest of you :)

Hey Guess What?
I'm back.. after 2 weeks of family drama I've returned. I'm also suffering from what I believe is the plague. Some people call it the flu or a really bad cold.. I'm calling it the walking death. ahhhh well..

Letting Go
Hey look I'm actually posting a blog. HAHA This to me sounds like a "Law of Allowing." (...means dropping all judgments and all emotional attachments to what others are, have, or do). An on-going task in my life that consumes me day and night. For reasons that are just - test of faith. I always say things happen and people come into our lives for a reason. But there is always that justifiable skepticism when past events warrent protecting what is most held close. You're probably saying to yourself, "What is this man talking about?" Well know that I won't give answers or too much detail especially on a public blog. Just know that everyone is kept at arms length, until I am convinced otherwise. To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness,

My First Contest
Hello You! Say, entered my first contest...any chance you could take a second and drop by and thro me a rate and comment? I'd really appreciate it, and promise to return the favor in the future! Thanks very much! Here's the link...http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=770546&albumid=591582&i=2721135735

Why?
I don't under-damn-stand it. There are tons of cute women out there who literally hate themselves. Some put up naked or graphic pictures of themselves so they can try to feel better about themselves, but more often than not they are reluctant at best to believe the comments such photos garner. I have read many profiles and seen many pics on this site and far too often cute girls are tagging full body pics with self deprecating remarks about how fat they are or about how they don't like the way they look. I wish they could see the beauty everyone else does. I heard a student of mine comment about bigger girls, he said they need love too, just not from him. That is fair, it takes a special eye to truly discern beauty and understand that not every woman should be a twig. Curves are wonderful and everyone has their own tastes. Personally I have dated women from a size 0 to a size 20 and I have to say they all have had complexes about being too fat, the size 0 was even a bulimic and

To All My Women Friends Im Not One To Pick 5 When You All Are Beautiful
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another woman, something good will happen. You will bo

Update
So, it has been awhile since I have done this. Broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, we are still friends though which is cool. Still playing ball, now indoor. The rent to my place was getting crazy so moved out, so was looking to get out. A friend introduced me to her friend who needed a roommate. I have now moved. She is a cool chick, another volleyball player and have been pretty much partying. Thats where I have been. Sorry to those who have been wondering where I have been.

In The News Today (10-6-07)
Cop Uses BB Gun to Save 'Jarhead' Skunk By Associated Press Sat Oct 6, 1:56 AM CARROLLTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. - These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit. Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance _ spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet. The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off. "I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray _ and do anything else skunks like to do." Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but

Give Your Very Best
When you set out to cause harm to others, you will harm yourself even more. If your intent is to deceive, you will find that you have succeeded in cheating yourself. Make your purpose to give, and you will end up receiving something of real and lasting value. When your goal is to teach, there is much that you will learn. When you sincerely appreciate others for who they are, you will be genuinely admired for who you are. Act with respect in each encounter, and you will be well respected. The motives that you direct toward others will, without fail and without exception, affect you as well. You cannot escape the consequences of your own intentions, so make those intentions positive. Intend the very best for all of the world around you, and you will benefit greatly as well. Seek to give nourishment and support to life, and you will grow stronger with each passing moment. What you give to and wish upon your world determines what comes into your life. Give your very best at all t

Tip Of The Iceberg.
What we do upon some great occasion will probably depend on what we already are: and what we already are will be the result of previous years of self-discipline. --H. P. Viddon In the ninth inning of the baseball game with a tie score and the bases loaded, the batter hit a home run. The fans and the team cheered wildly, and the batter was jubilant. What many fans did not know was that he had been playing on baseball teams for fifteen years. Many times he struggled without being noticed. He wondered if he was any good or not, and there were days he had to make himself go out and practice. He made many mistakes, but his love and dedication for the game had always won out. It is the years of discipline that prepare us for our big moments in life. Daily practice and love give our lives a direction, even through times of doubt and despair. By doing our best each day and learning from our mistakes, we prepare ourselves for the big moments- - he home runs - in our lives. How ar

I'm Up For Sale!!!
I'M FOR SALE HERE'S THE RULES!! PUT THE SUBJECT "I'M UP FOR SALE" AND SEE WHO WANTS TO OWN YOU.THE FIRST PERSON TO LEAVE YOU A MESSAGE,SAYING " I OWN YOU" OWNS YOU IT'S THAT SIMPLE. P.S. PLEASE REPOST BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNY AND SURPRISING TO SEE WHO GETS YOU FIRST! IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY TOMORROW AND MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER.

Doublethink
DOUBLETHINK: The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them . . . . To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just so long as it is needed, to deny the existence of objective reality and all the while to take account of the reality which one denies — all this is indispensably necessary. Even in using the word doublethink it is necessary to exercise doublethink. For by using the word one admits that one is tampering with reality; by a fresh act of doublethink one erases this knowledge; and so on indefinitely, with the lie always one leap ahead of the truth

I Am Not How To Work This Site Yet,
any way a friend told me about this site .. i am not a computer, nut like he is, . , i will have to bug him to see how to use this, site. but least at i am trying, i want to say hi to every one, any way. thanks, later,

Love Sucks
Love is just a game people use the powerful word to get into the minds of others and then break there hearts theres a few good people out there and theres a few heart breakers i my self have been though alot of heart breaking moments but the cold hard fact is love is hard to find. I just wish it was easier i hate being single but can't find any girl who wants me maybe i'm to picky but i just want a girl who is pretty and all but all the pretty ones are taken or rather not date an ugly guy like me i can't blame them i guess. I mean love has it's ups and downs i just don't want to be hurt again but want to be loved can't i be happy fore once c'mon now ugly guys need love too lol so if you think i'm worth giving a shot drop me a line maybe we can chat and see where it leads us. Please upgrade your Media player

Naughty Girl
center>Sexy is back, at Sexilicious Graphix! I am a naughty girl, do you want to play? I can arouse your senses, It the most unusual way. Do you want to tie me up? Maybe fuck me from behind. Let me suck your dick, And make it rise. Naught girls are kinky, We like whips and chains. Do you think you can handle this, Because I am hard to tame. Thigh highs and heels, Corset's and bustier's. Tell me your pleasure, so I can make it my endeavor. Oh yes, I am a naughty girl, Here at your beck and call. Come on you sex ass man, Lets get it on Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Love
have you ever like somebody so much that you wanted to be with them but didnt know if they liked you back or the only problem with you two being to gether was that the person you like was on the other side of the nation. and the only way you had to talk to them was online or on the phone. but what you really wanted was to be able to look at them face to face or be able to hold them in your arms and never let go. well that is my current predictament . i really like a guy but yet he is far away. hint hint you know who you are. so if anyone has any ideas for me please feel free to tell me

Tattoo Deals
Due to the fact of how busy we have been, we have decided to give back to everyone so here it is: SATURDAY & SUNDAY. OCTOBER 13th & 14th ONLY $80 for 2 Hours tattoo time. (smaller and larger tattoos negotiated) $30 All Piercings This is a first come first serve promotion. Doors open at 12:00pm both days So come early and get a promotion # FREE FOOD, BEVERAGE, & AFTERCARE PRODUCTS NO ALCOHOL PLEASE!!!!! www.squidinktattoo.com 3571 Schuylkill Rd. Spring City PA 19475 (610)- 792-0766 give us a call or stop in for more details

Where I've Been
Good morning ; I realize that I have been away from here for a long time and that for some of you this is the world, but as for me the real life has takne over and I wish that I could just hit the delete key and remove alot of the things that have happened . to begin with my long time friend Annie has Been in and out of the hospital with her leg to the point that she developed a staff infection and stood the chance of loosing her leg ,not once but twice this summer , after the second visit we found out she has something causing internal bleed and not sure of the cause only the effect, right now we are waiting to see if it is either colon cancer or blood cancer , this coupled with my dad being diagnosed with lung cancer and COPD and being in and out of the hospital . then yesterday he decided that rather than take the treatment he would rather go home and live out his days, which unnerved me. So there for real life is more important that this page or anything else on the ne

Who R U
Really this is an honest question? Who are all these ppl wanting to be added? I have no clue who any of you are! Makes me feel like this site has a bunch of pervs on it. If you just wanted to be added to gain more points, than thats all you have to say, other than that I feel like you are just jacking off to my pics, even though theres nothing really to look at, or you want to hook up, which is absolutely impossible. I love my husband very much! Just here for friends!

Hell Of A Night! -d
On the way to work driveing in the damn van drinking my coffee win all hell breaks louse!! the van's breaks cum on!!! and all that hot coffee is burning me. so now the van is stop i git out to see, the damn breaks r stuck on! so i git the tire off fixes it sum so i can drive it home. so i fix it butt smock is all over the street. form the breaks. thats my Saturday !

My Look On The Crapy Things In Life
Just felt like writing. Ive noticed that life can be rather unfair. We all know that but soetimes it can take it all and leave you almost no hope. It takes the ones we love and rips them away. We sometimes hurt the ones we care about the most and think theres nothing we can do. I think the best thing to do in these times is to find hope that itll be ok in the end. Find some kind of closer and hope for the best. Some things just need to be left alone and they come around to, almost, fix them self. Others take a lot of work and knowing what the right things to do. The reality is even though life can take everything and you think you have nothing left, it always gives something else in return. It can send you across the world from the ones you love and rip everything from you. It can make the ones you love move away. But thats when you find who your friends are. The ones that love you will always be there for you. I have to hold on to the hope that theres something for me back home. Its t

Freedom Of Speech And Freedom Of Expression And The Press
lemme get something streight.... while niggers call me honkey and other racist remarks on here i can not have No Niggers! as a blast? a nigger can call me a white bitch or a honkey but i cant say nigger? well to all the nigger lovers and all the niggers out there you should be done away with like hitler did the nasty ass jews. how bout that? aww.... did i hit a nerve? niggers whine and complain about rights and shit but i have no right to express myself to to freedom of speech? fuck you! nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigge

Itchy Bitchy Spider Part 2
My very beautiful tarantula has a brand new skin! She rolled on her back yesterday, just before I had to go to work. I was so nervous because I thought that I was totally going to miss the molting proces. But when I came home from work... she was just going to start, so I was the lucky girl to view the whole proces. It was awesome to see! One of the most interesting things I had ever seen. And she has grown! Wow... amazing!

Fetish...
Panty fetishism is a sexual fetish relating to female underwear. It can involve printed or electronic material depicting exposure of panties, usually of a softcore nature, or direct sight and physical contact with the panties. In order to determine the relative prevalences of different fetishes, scientists obtained a sample of at least 5000 individuals worldwide from 381 Internet discussion groups. The relative prevalences were estimated based on: (a) the number of groups devoted to a particular fetish, (b) the number of individuals participating in the groups and (c) the number of messages exchanged. Within the sample population, 12 percent were turned on by underwear.

Pissed Off
Ok so I told my stupid husband that all I wanted for my birthday was to go out with my girls and him and go dancing and have fun. Now I told him this over two weeks ago. Last weekend my father bought tickets to the State Fair and we all went with my kids. I told my husband to draw a little money out for the kids to eat something and he went and took $100.00 out. I told him that was stupid and that we didn't need that much. He spent it all on stupid games that honestly the kids were not in to but they were afraid to tell him. My daughter wanted a pony ride but I said no because he spent most the money on games. Now, things get worse. We got in a huge fight last Sunday because he wanted a new cell phone and i didn't feel like going at the time he wanted me to go plus I wanted to save money for when we went out. Anyway, the fight escaladed where he started telling me dumb shit and that I needed to get out but I was not leaving with our son and the whole blah blah blah and kept calling me.

To All My Friends...........
I JUST WANTED TO THROW OUT A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY THAT MADE MY B-DAY A GOOD ONE ....... FOR ALL THE WISHES, LOVE AND GIFTS.......YOU ALL RAWK! GAWD, I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOX'S TO YA ALL!! THANX AGAIN...........JADE :D :D

Trading Yesterday- Love Requiem
Emily will find a better place to fall asleep She belongs to fairy tales that I could never be The future haunts with memories that I could never have And hope is just a stranger wondering how it got so bad I die each time you look away My heart, my life will never be the same This love will take my everything One breath, one touch will be the end of me You could be the final straw that brings me back to earth Ever-waiting airports full of the love that you deserve Wishing I could find a way to wash away the past Knowing that my heart Will break, but at least the pain will last I die each time you look away My heart, my life will never be the same This love will take my everything One breath, one touch will be the end of me Emily will find a better place to fall asleep Maybe she will save me in the oceans of her dream And maybe someday love Maybe someday love Maybe someday love

My Friends/family List Clear Out
I am having a clear out of my friends and family list so all the people who are on now and wish to remain that don't bother talking to me need to start making an effort I've had enough of people wanting on to look at pics most of the time they don't even have the courtesy to rate or comment as I have stated in my profile porn is free and has much prettier ladies in so why should I bother wasting my time rating theirs? So if you are on friends or family and don't talk now is the time to decide I'll be clearing out on monday if you wish to stay send me a mail and say hi every now and then. The people that do talk daily are stuck with me for a while longer :P Take care be good or good at it Lisa aka The Bag Lady xox

Re: U.s. Marshal Describes Arrest Of Ed And Elaine Brown - Wmur
RE: U.S. Marshal Describes Arrest Of Ed And Elaine Brown - WMUR ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Brown's held hostage by terrorist! Date: 06 Oct 2007, 01:12

Parents
Parents are the shapers of our lives, not the makers and not the keepers There is a special group of people with more love then flowers have seeds. These people are known to help you with all of your needs. They may not be rich or fancy; they may never hit the news. But they are sure to know just how to help chase away the blues. Well, maybe not every time. Some may be white, some black, or even red or brown, maybe a yellowish. They most often come in two’s and they provide you your heritage. Their matched up as his and hers, male and female, husband and wife. They share everything together; the work, the bills, their entire life. Oh, and from little people they are mimed. Of all the hats, or titles they wear, the proudest it seems to me, is the hat or title known as a double syllable word. Oh what can that word be? Yes, that’s the one! The proudest word in the dictionary and the strongest I think. Proud and strong they have to be, or surely their family would sin

Statues
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head." ...... AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING

Pray For Kayliegh
A dear friend of mine needs your prayers. Her family has just found out that her 1 year old niece KAYLEIGH may have CANCER in the lymph nodes in her neck :( Let us all pray for a good outcome!!!! LITTLE KAYLIEGH HER PARENTS KELLY AND ADAM Please send your blessings and well wishes to her aunt (my friend) ~ ♥ ~ Vî×èñ åkå bººgîè$ Mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar Many thanks for your support

Full Moon Rising
Full Moon Rising by Goldeniangel © Tristan and Atlanta kissed passionately, young lovers out for an evening stroll. They were perfect together, everyone thought so, and everyone knew that they were destined for marriage in only a month! Twenty and nineteen respectively, the two were obviously in love, they didn't even notice the passage of time as evening began to blend into night. Suddenly Tristan looked up at the sky, realizing just how much time had passed and the danger that they were in, alone in an open field. "You need to get home," he told Atlanta tightly. "No," she whispered, pressing herself against him, her soft bosom almost making him forget the danger. "No Atlanta... Not again," he said, he could feel his blood starting to boil as she pressed her soft body against him, her lips only inches away from his as she looked at him with wide eyes. "Please Tristan," she murmured, and he heard the rustle of clothe as her skirt fell to the ground. "Stop," he sai

Fucking Machine
Fucking Machine by Otto26 © Shin watched the robot navigate the floor of the apartment. He had to admit that it was impressive. It moved quickly through the sty of Guy's living room, adroitly dodging furniture, electronic detritus, and empty pizza boxes with equal facility. "Okay, Guy, it's cool. What the hell is it?" "Besides my rent for the next six months? It's a fucking machine." "I can see that it's a fucking machine. But what does it do?" Guy's laughter, like everything else about the man, was annoying; a braying sound that grated on the nerves. "No you stupid slant, it's really a fucking machine. It's a machine for fucking." "One, weight differences aside if you call me slant one more time I'm going to kick your testicles into your throat if I have to wait until you're asleep to do it. Two, fucking a machine is pretty deviant; even for you." Guy gave Shin a fleshy finger and turned his back on him, clicking on the control interface of his computer to shut t

What About Me?
Do you remember me, I remember you, You gave me something special, I never want to forget, But, It seems like you lost me, From above and beyond, Did you forget me, Did you leave me, I'm here crying for you, But, Where are you, Come recsue me, I cry for help, But, Your nowhere to be found, What happen, Did you, Did you, Forget about me, I ask myself, What about me? Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres

Love Dem' Asians!
Man since i been playing with asians since i was 4 i knew i love them , coming from a mexican background.But even tho through out my school , jr, high school years i never went out or really talked 2 any due 2 shyness, i always been da ''quiet one''. Since after high when i got my first job, maybe one year and half i met one of my good friends that happen 2 be with a philippina aka pinay' ..even tho at that time i was still single i was a little jealous about my friend but still happy for him coz he had a asian chick!... long story short hes still with her and i hope da best 4 dem etc....my point is that i really love asian girls, my dream is 2 marry one and have a family with, but if not i know i at least i tried!! =0

Flower Of Beauty
Flower of Beauty by purplecf © There is a very rare kind of flower which grows in the north. Few living men and women have seen this flower, and next to nothing is known about it. A curious thing is that where others of its kind grow in fields and patches and meadows, it always stands alone, a single plant bearing a single flower. The single bundle of petals is of such size and startling beauty that to refuse it a second glance is impossible. A passing hiker notices this stunning flower and is drawn to it as if it had summoned him by name. He comes closer and stands in awe. Its petals are so perfectly arranged, its colors so vivid. He thinks that it looks like a peacock, as he has never seen such a thing he cannot believe it is real. It was nearly as wide across as his forearm, and he wishes he had a camera to capture its likeness. He looks, intrigued, away from the dazzling mural of the petals, to the plain golden center. Where most flowers, as he recalls, have a center li

Fighting To Claim Her
Fighting to Claim her by Eleclya© Elizabeth ran through the streets, her skirts swishing, giving away her location. The streetlights were out; there was no one to see her, no one to hear her scream. The footsteps behind her were drawing nearer. She could hear nothing over the frantic beating of her heart. She rounded the corner of the alleyway and screamed. He was there, waiting for her, she turned to run but his reflexes were too quick for her, she felt his claws wrap around her wrist. The blood trickling from the cuts they made. He brought her wrist to his mouth and tongued the blood off. "Can't waste any now, can we?" he rasped. She tried to scream, but her throat was too dry, he pinned her to the wall and she was too weak to resist. He swept the escaped strands of hair away from her neck, leaving it bared for him. He smiled, flashing his fangs at her. His eyes turning to that eerie crimson red as she saw his fangs elongate to enable him to sink the sharp points in

Damn Shame
U KNOW ITS A DAMN SHAME U CAN REPOST BULLTIENS FOR STUPID SHIT AND CONTEST BUT U CANT REPOST BULLTIENS ASKIN FOR PEOPLE TO PRAY FOR AN INNCOENT CHILD,FFS PEOPLE COME ON HAVE A HEART AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO DID THANKS SO MUCH MEANS ALOT TO ME LOVE U ALL AND MAY GOD BLESS U ALL

The Fairy And The Troll
The Fairy and The Troll by partyfairy © This is dedicated to writers, fairies and trolls alike. You, the reader, know where you fall. As I stand over him watching him sleep. His podgy stomach rising and falling, the buttons on his shirt straining against the chest below. Stubble prickled his face, moisture dribbled from his puffy lips as a snore escaped them. Disgusting, I thought to myself as I looked over him, as expected though, not an ounce of creativity in his vast expanse, a completely desolate, empty, hollow man. I should feel pity but the anger fills me still. I reach into my pouch, a small bag placed across my body, the only article on my naked form; gently I bring out my hand, the small glowing particles casting light and shadows across the filthy room. Gently I blow across my palm and into his face, as I do he stirs and my feet lift off the ground slightly, I never did get the hang of remaining earth bound while casting spells. As my feet touch back down onto the c

Farie Tail
Farie Tail by SindyLewd© Garal stepped around a thick patch of brush to drain his bladder. It was highly unlikely that anyone would venture by to see him pull his manhood out of his pants. He was traversing the black trail in a section of the forest that was reputed to be haunted with spirits, fairy folk and the like. Unlike him, most people wouldn't come through this portion of the forest at all. But he was a creature of habit, so he stepped far enough from the path so as not to be visible with his dongle swaying. "We wouldn't want to frighten any fair young maidens, now would we?" he jested to the thicket as he 'released the dragon.' He stopped in front of an odd brush formation that had grown into a lop-sided bent X. That was curious. He'd never seen this type of plant before. The leaves were unknown to him. There were two main stalks growing from the forest floor, entwined with vines upon vines such that you could barely see the bark of the main plant beneath. The two

Fae Fantasy
Fae Fantasy by Lady_Rogue© It was so hot, so humid that all I wanted to do was take a swim but I had no suit. Looking around the pond I saw no one, so feeling no remorse at all, I shed my clothes. The cool breeze tickled my skin, causing my nipples to peak. Feeling a little naughty as I dipped my foot into the cool, inviting water, I cupped my breasts closed my eyes and leaned my head back, enjoying the feel. Walking slowly into the water I enjoyed each sensation. Deeper and deeper I went until I stood on the edge of the smooth rocky edge. Pushing off I submerged in the water. Playing and just enjoying the freedom, I relaxed. When I felt refreshed I climbed out of the natural pond and sat on the smooth rock bordering the edge. The sun peaked thru the trees like tiny rays of sunshine glittering. Feeling suddenly tired I lay back to let the sun and breeze dry my body before I had to go back. Time had passed though it did not seem as it really had. I looked up at the sky but the

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Even Gods Fall
Even Gods Fall by sweetangelelise© He woke up to the quiet, silver moonlight shining down on them from the open window. A soft, sweet breeze blew the lacy curtains and stirred their mixed scents, the sweetness of her hair and the spice in his aftershave and the lingering hint of sex. They had been together for the last two thousand years, and even though their bed was as wide as a lake, they would always wake up to find themselves wrapped around each other. He smiled. If anyone believed that two people can love forever, it was him. For even after all these times, he loved her, more possessively, more insanely than he did when they were married. He tugged the light blanket that was covering her with his toe until he could kick it off and let the moonlight bathe her nakedness. His cock rose to painful arousal. Even after two millennia of marriage, no one could ever arouse him as quickly and completely as his wife. He moved with stealth and with purpose as he rose to his h

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Eternally by eternalwytch © Fiona had been gone to market selling the woolens she wove, eggs from her chickens and some scented beeswax that the nobles valued for candles. She had been gone all day, her brothers being too lazy to go or to even come along to help. She was footsore and weary, but looking forward to seeing her love when the rest of the village slept. Fiona was tall, slender and raven haired. Her grey eyes seemed to see through a person. She was strong of limb and her skin was a dark honey color. Her father had been from outside of Ireland, a huge bear of a man with black hair and grey eyes. Her mother swore he was a god of some sort. Fiona just sighed and ignored her. Her mother complained that it was his fault Fiona was so different and blamed him for the fact that no man in the village wanted her for a wife, which was fine with Fiona. Fiona detested the touch of men. Her love was for a woman, Killeen. Her Kili was almost as tall as she, but where her skin was

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Well today i am at work right,there is this guest that stays here that calls up and asks me to talk dirty to him i said EXCUSE ME?yeah thats nasty.SO like then he asks me to tell him something about me i said okay IM A LESBIAN.Anyways this guy comes down and approaches me.He gave me this Pink Topaz jewel.He said now for u to have that youve got to talk dirty to me.I said no and handed the jewel back to him.Gross how can someone approach someone like that and just expect a non crazy look.Anyways he ended up letting me have it anyways and was pissed off and walked off.IT SERIOUSLY creeped me out.How degrading for him to ask me such questions.GROSS.He was like old and stuff.Then im sitting here working and these drunk bitches come up and theyre super loud.I had to ask them to be quiet or i was going to have them leave.Yeah they got pissed too.Thats what these fools get for putting me on the 10 to 6 am shift.

The Encounter
The Encounter by MrPezman© With a quiet snick, Crystal closed her dorm room door behind her. It had been another long day of classes, and yet another day that others ignored her. Not that she blamed them that much. Crystal was nothing special to look at, with a plain face, long, mousy brown hair down to her waist, narrow hips and buttocks, and small breasts. The combination ensured that she remained a virgin, even at age 19, on her second year at college without a close friend or boyfriend. Her only boast, if she had the guts to boast anything, was her legs. She had long, smooth, blemish-free legs that she oiled and lotioned often. Crystal's roommate, in an attempt to draw her out of her shell, exclaimed more than once, "You have an awesome pair of legs, Crystal. If I were a guy, I'd probably get off having those long, creamy legs wrapped around me. Oh, shit! This is college, right? Maybe I would even get off with those legs wrapped around me!" Crystal had felt too uncomfortab

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Elven Flower by wudelfin © Sweet agonizing pain of heat surrounds him. Gritting his teeth his fingers clutch the wood from the aching waves rolling through him. His legs widen shifting the weight pulling him down on his knees. His back arches then curls. Tormenting rhythmic wet heat caresses his neck; his long hair clings everywhere. Uncontrollable groans escape him. Slowly his knuckles turn white; thin trails of dark torn flesh appear down his back. Fingers steal into his hair pulling him in. Helplessly he follows. Whimpering she encourages him by shifting her legs higher thrusting to meet him. Sweat streams down his back and between his legs; his body becomes more taut. He could feel himself so close to sweet oblivion but he tapers the impulse to release. Tightening her hold tauntingly she purrs. Bending he forces her to swallow his moan as he steals her breath. Shifting he takes her from below while guiding his hands to her breasts she screams. Her essence coats him e

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The Editor by madengineer3© I wish to thank Talynnda11 for kindly editing this story. This story is purely fictional, all participants are of legal age. * "Gabby" Brown was not an overly popular man. He wasn't despised or avoided, he just didn't seem to have anyone who was emotionally close to him. He wasn't a joiner; that is he didn't belong to many, if any, clubs or societies. In fact, when neighbors thought about it they couldn't even tell you what he did for a living; or for that mater if he did anything for a living. Neither could anyone tell you how old he was or where he had come from. You could say that he seemed to be a "nonentity". The funny thing about all of this was that even his most nosy neighbors didn't seem to even notice that they weren't curious about his life. Whereas most people would wonder about a man who didn't have a wife, or significant other; didn't have company or many guests, and didn't seem to have all the little household chores that other pe

Ecstasy
Ecstasy by RodeoSexClown © I am collector of souls... Or was, long ago. I was born into this world as an incubus, but soon my master realized that my powers were far greater than just a mere wandering demon. He made me the gatekeeper of hell and that was my post for so many years. My Brothers soon followed in my strength and we over took our master and left our enslaved ways behind. The story you are about to hear takes place some time after my master was defeated... It tells of the love I once knew and wish so dearly that I had again... I remember that day clearer now than I ever have before. She was the first that I found myself to be truly in love with and the one that I wished to spend the rest of eternity with. I awoke that night to the smell of fresh blood and lavender. It was simply intoxicating and I could not fight the urge to rise from our bed and follow it down the stairs to the main hall. There I saw my love in her white silk nightgown, wearing her black lace matchin

Earth Bride Ch. 01
Earth Bride Ch. 01 by Sexxy Vixen © Elizabeth sat in the corner, surrounded by banks of monitors with blinking screens and constant scrolls of information. She sighed heavily. For three months, she'd been locked inside this room so deep inside the White House that she didn't even hear the booming crash of bombs hitting their targets or the whistling of artillery as it cut through the air. Nothing about this war seemed real to Elizabeth, who would remain sequestered for as long as the battles raged because she was the President's daughter. Along with her father, mother, and the head commanders of the four branches of the military and their subordinates, she ate, slept, and even bathed in this room far beneath the surface. She was thankful at least that the bathroom was private, even if nothing else was. Her auburn hair spilled over her shoulders as she slammed the book shut and slumped in her seat. Enemy blasts had taken out all communications towers, so there was no music, tv, o

Dulens' World Ch. 01
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OK so I went to a haunted house last night. I'm usually not a fan because they're lame for the most part, but after a substantial amount of brow beating, and a chance of hooking up with a really hot girl, I went. Well to make a long story short, you Vets and LEO know what happens when you startle us. It was an OK experience for a few minutes. More funny than scary. Then there was a part where it got all chaotic and there was a million things going on at once and there was flashing lights and sirens, so I slipped into work mode without even realizing it. The this weiner with all the scary zombie make-up jumps out at me from a dark corner. Well my reflexes took over and I broke his nose and 3 fingers. I was escorted out and of corse the cops were called and they rolled rescue for the guy. I apologized and the guy decided not to press charges. Of course it had to be three of my co-workers that responded. And as soon as they saw me they busted out laughing so bad it took them 35 minutes to

Dreamtime For Maggie
Dreamtime for Maggie by praetorian13© Maggie lay on her stomach, each breath sounding like a rushing wind in the silence of her bedroom. Would it happen again tonight? Had she concocted last nights adventure from a glass of wine, a wish, and a videotape? For some reason she had pulled on the mall-store copy of a Victorian dressing gown a former lover had presented her for Valentine's day. It was too hot to wear anything, but for some reason, she did not want to be completely naked and vulnerable if he came again. Last night she had been nude, sweltering in the late August heat wave that had Denver baking for the last week. The upper floor apartment in the converted Washington Park Victorian had no air conditioning, so a Wal-Mart fan had been rotating back and forth lending an illusion of cool. She had just watched Dracula. Not the old black and whites, but the newer one with Gary Oldman and Keanu Reeves trying to pretend he was English. She had just finished a cool glass of

Creative Thinkers Needed!!
I have a website im trying to promote and im going to purchase stickers right now.. I wanted to see if any of you reading this have any catchy phrases to put above the website address. my website is www.iburnclothing.com its not up right now but I wanted to purchase stickers right away. I will be purchasing them from stickerjunkie.com .. If you check them out you will see what im talking about.. Anyhow the "phase" I use will be awarded a custom shirt and sticker! Thank you!!

Dream Shadow
Dream Shadow by jimmything© She came to me last night, again. I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beckoning me to come to her. She is a powerful creature she is not to be denied nor would I want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing, dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet I am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon her. No story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throat is dry as I get closer she settles to the ground

Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show
Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show by barbarian queen 2 © Dr. Mephisto's Sex Show. Curiosity made her go inside. She found it amazing what was legal here. Most of it was soft porn. She wasn't much interested in looking at the was displays of historical escapades. She wandered deeper into the displays. Some of them made her blush. She was very glad that she seemed to be the only person in there at the moment. She found herself in the displays of the mythical. A satyr and a nymph. It seemed almost alive. She was surprised to find it quite arousing. A final curtain. And a choice. The small sign indicated that she could leave without seeing the final display. However, if she wished to continue, the management took no responsibility for anything that happened. She shrugged. Why not. She went through the curtain. A display of sex toys. Some were very imaginative. A last display. A tall, well muscled male figure in chains. Amazingly handsome with long dark hair and piercing amber eyes. And a

The Dildo
The Dildo by MungoParkIII© I am stiff and cold, yet soft to the touch -- phallic. I remain hidden, stuffed in a drawer, my body nestling between folded fabrics. My skin, latex scented and soft covering a hard frame interior, remains motionless in the silent darkness. Electrified, I can vibrate on command, the turn of a dial ignites and excites me, adjusting me from a faint hum all the way to an ecstatic moan. But tucked way I remain static, the vibration but idle potential within me. I can only wait, without moving, unchanged for no dildo can cease to be a dildo. It was toward evening one day -- was it my first or thousandth evening? I couldn't tell, the unchanging darkness confuses me and time becomes a fantasy. If I guess, I would say it was more than just one day, but yes, certainly less than a thousand, yet how much more, how much less? The thought befuddles me. It was toward evening in summer, the constant vibration of the cooling system was felt within my drawer, the fai

Devotion
Devotion by Danyea11e © Standing in front of the mirror he checked to make sure everything was in place and just right. While he smiled at his reflection he took a quick inventory to ensure he had everything he needed for the night. Tonight was special to him and he didn't want to forget anything. As it drew closer to the appointed time butterflies churned in his stomach in a nervous anticipation. He felt like a teenager who was preparing for a date with someone they had a crush on. At 9pm a case of euphoria spread throughout his body. After one more quick double check of things he grabbed the bouquet of roses then left. Stepping through the iron gates, he hurried off to his destination. Because he knew the route well it took only a couple minutes to find it. Standing there, smiling, he said, "I'm here Lizzy." At first there wasn't anything out of the ordinary, everything appeared to be normal. However, a few minutes later the grass by his feet began to rustle as though ther

Demon Rain
Demon Rain by hhb27© The cold November rain pounded off my flesh like a million needles piercing my skin as I ran through the dark streets fleeing the terrible fate that threatened to consume me. My feet and legs felt as if they would fall off…I had to stop but there would be nowhere to go, that he wouldn't find me. My only hope was to find somewhere that I couldn't be seen and try to catch my breath. I could hear his voice echoing in my brain "YOU ARE MINE." It rang over and over again looping through my head and tapping song against my temples, making it so painful I could barely breathe. I have always been powerless to resist him, but now…the thought of giving up everything and everyone I have ever cherished in my life is too terrible to face. Suddenly a tall dark figure appears in the distance walking through the mist and I know without a doubt it is him. My heart stills in my chest as I stop in my tracks almost falling to the ground from the sudden loss of mome

The Degradation Of Gina
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Deidre & Horniest Horny
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I Love You!
I Love You I love you so deeply, I love you so much. I love the sound of your voice, and the way we touch. I love your kind, thoughtful way. The joy you bring, to my life everyday. I love you today, as I have from the start. And I will love you forever, with all my heart. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

Deal With The Devil
Deal with the Devil by MistressAthena © Victoria Withers was a wealthy heiress. She wanted for nothing -nothing monetary anyway. She seemed to be beautiful, flawless, happy and confident. Yet, she did have a secret addiction. That addiction was to sex. She watched more porn than could be imagined. Now, one may wonder why she didn't just have sex with men. The problem was that she was always afraid something would leak out to the press. Like the men would hide a camera or some sort of audio recording device. Or even just say things to the press that she'd rather them not. In fact, because of this fear, two years had passed since her last sexual encounter. She did pleasure herself however with her hands and sex toys. Yet, she desperately wanted someone to have wild and crazy sex with like in the Pornos. And there was someone who had become well aware of this desperation. He was none other than Satan. Yes, the devil. Always wanting to claim souls he seized the opportunity. O

Day Dreams Ch. 01
Day Dreams Ch. 01 by rabiddedbare © Savannah GA 2010..sometime AFTER the fall of humanity...... Dave looks over the crowd in disgust. He dislikes most vampires he meets these days. And he has no idea why Lillith brought him here. Friday is blood night at the "Docks". A werewolf can only stomach so much of the smell of human blood before changing. And the soft scents from the holding cages were already making his stomach rumble. Unlike his vampire friend he had no need for the blood, or humans at all for that matter. Every now an then they were fun to hunt. But not much. He could vaguely remember being human. In 1996 when the vamps took over. He had hid in the woods of northern Windsor CA. But a different being caught him and changed him. An made him much more powerful than the camps. True he could die, but it would take a lot. And true old age would have its way with him...in another 200 years or so. "Happy birthday, lover." Lillith purred at him. She knew he hated it

Dave And The Ghostly Honeymoon
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Rest in peace You fucking beast For it's my time to shine My time to enjoy the fucking feast So Rest in peace you fucking beast! All that you have had is gone I struck and you began to fall There for you are no more You thought you have won But yet I came out on top being Number one! You thought you could defeat me And yet you failed And the best is standing right here! I enjoyed the feast that you never Got to And with this I say unto you Rest in peace!

No Fate
Seeing is believing Hearing is knowing What is real? What is fiction? If you can see it, breath it, smell it, feel it What is it that is real? The air is real Real to the feel, smell and the way it moves the leaves on the trees! Seeing is believing! If you can hear it You can hear the truth Know what is true and what is false Then you have faced all odds And you know that yourself to be true! With this I say unto you Seeing is in fact Believing And hearing is in fact Knowing Knowing what is real and what is fiction!

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Just 2 Clicks....please....rate Me
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I am in a bad area where i dont have much of a signal with my card. Most of the time it works good an i get a good signal an have no trouble rating,fanning an addin but tonite wasnt one of them. So when i can get to an area where i have a good signal i will finish rating, fanning an adding so until then u all have a good nite an better tomorrow.

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Bargain by CherryCummins © I could taste him in the back of my throat, blood more than human like candy on my tongue. His otherness rode the air before him, spilling through the doorway as he paused, taking in the shadowed commons. His eyes were hidden in mirrored shades, but the very stillness of his body said he was searching the crowd, seeking. I sat back a bit farther from the light, that simple movement drawing his attention. My breath quickened. I felt the weight of his gaze as something soft yet heady, a brush of fire across my cheek. I shivered a little, something low in my belly curling with the promise of hot dark things. I slid my eyes away from him, afterimage burning while I sipped Irish cream. Their wasn't anything particular about his appearance, a handsome man of normal coloring, but the crawl of power when he walked in the door was a tide of energy to prickle the skin of the wary. He likely gave psychics a fit. Something like a butterfly kiss hovered over

Breaking For Breasts...
My aunt has had breast cancer twice. Breast cancer changes lives and takes them each year. You see the pink labels and boxes, you see the ribbons, the bracelets, t shirts and banners all the time. October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. October 1st-8th is the BoobieThon. Go to Boobiethon.com and donate money or a semi to full topless nude of yourself. Men are welcome to submit photos as well. The bare-all photos will only be available to those who donate $50 or more. You can also buy some great swag and please pass this on.

Attic Vengence
Attic Vengence by Deadwood © "No," Alyson said as she slapped her boyfriend's hand away from her curved bottom. Of course with it came a stern look, but Alyson's steadfast resolve was lost when he looked into her eyes and caught a hint of lust. "But Alyson," he pleaded, ignoring her gesture and slipped his hand up under the hemline of her cheerleading mini-skirt and began to trace lines of her labia against her stretched panties. All attempts at stopping his hands were thwarted however when he again planted his tongue firmly into her mouth and kissed her with passion. For over a minute, only the sounds of hands gliding upon flesh could be heard as the two made out in the hallway of her parents home. "God I need you Alyson," he said when their make-out session paused for a breath. "Me too, but we can't do it here, my parents are home." Scott merely pointed to a faded whitewashed board and batten door that looked as if it led to a closet or something. "That leads to the a

Atonement
Atonement by Candell© "Look at the size of this baby." Joe's fist tapped against the rough bark of the tree. He propped an elbow against its solid trunk and looked around at the growing forest. "Yes, it's a big tree." Britney, a full figured blonde who had hiked down the path with him agreed in a bored voice. "Just one more thing the developer will have to deal with when clearing the lot." "Oh, no. You don't want to knock this baby down." Joe ran an affectionate hand along its bark. He stepped away from the tree and looked back down the path they had just walked. "It provides great screening from the highway. It helps cut down on the traffic noise and such. Now that little crap over there could just be bulldozed under, but not this one." "So you like this tree, huh?" Britney asked her tone turning seductive. She walked over to the tree and leaned her back against it. She pressed her shoulders into it and arched her back. Her fingers moved to the opening of her shirt a

A Small Poem
a faded picture of you is all i have left to hold on to. its been so long since we said goodbye and all i do is sit and cry. i keep praying that one day i will see the day you come running back to me. but all i hear is silence through these hallowed halls,and i have became a prisoner behind these four walls. one day will come and that day i will know, that even though i love you so,i'll have to let you go. Jack Pardue 10/6/2007

Arianne
Arianne by PhaedrasGate© He gazed out the window and saw the ethereal effect of the moonlight turning the leaves of the great oaks to silver, but his thoughts were not on the trees or the moon. After tonight his life would be over, and the thought left him feeling betrayed. His fists opened and closed as he fought to control the anger that was building up inside of him, bubbling just below the surface. Everything he lived for was here and without any consideration for him or his needs, tomorrow it would all be stripped from him. A feeling of helplessness filled his heart because there was nothing he could to change what would happen in the morning. It should never have come to this, but like it or not he would be forced to leave in the morning. At twenty-eight years old Jonathan towered above most other men, and his broad shoulders made him appear even taller than the six foot four inches that he was. His hair was a light, sandy brown color that fell around the top of his ear