1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?
one
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done?
two
3. Ever been cheated on?
duh
4. Ever paid for sex?
gross...no
5. Ever been married?
yup
6. Ever been divorced?
yup
7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position?
the one that gets me off
8. Do you own any guns?
not anymore
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
aaaaaaahahahahahaha no
10. Ever been in rehab?
no huh
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?
yup
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
met? no. knew previously. yup
13. Truthfully… size matters?
fuck yeah it does ... too big is painful and too small is a waste of time <---totally what she said
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
and i would care why?
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?
David Boreanaz...Barry Pepper...Eric Close...n ya John Cusack
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
yup
17. How many states have you lived in?
four
18. How many countries have you lived in?
one
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
do books n remotes count?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Brad Pitt ... but first I'd have to put a bag over his head. <---ya what she said again
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? yup
22. Ever cheated on someone?
yup
23. Ever been paid for sex?
no...but someone offered once *vomits*
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone?
nope
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
nope
26. What is your IQ?
147
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really enjoyed kids?
total pervert.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
you bet your ass he did it
29. Do you like Fake tits or real tits?
fake tits imply fake people. therefore i'll stick with mah real ones thanx.
30. Ever watch someone die?
kinda
31.Are you Horny?
no. yet im curious why horny deserves capitalisation
32. Name your favorite beer?
MGD
33. If you could have sex with one person on your friends list who would it be?
uhm...no thank you please.
