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Random Writing.
First sight aftermath where everything comes crashing home. Eight weeks without a whisper turns a glance into a devastating blow. All of your oaths race back to mind. My heart cracks all over again. Am I that easy to live without? Does nothing remind me of you when you're running trails around town? I wish your fatal mistakes would crash home in your mind before you ever made them. Every pause to amend your story sends me through corridors of hell. ------------------------------------

My Secret...
It's the touch... The smell.... Of what I have know... That stopped... The feeling of how it was... But it's beinging to feel the same... Before this new touch... I feel the pain again... And I'm so scared... The heart bleed a lot... The cracks are still leaking... And the first pain still hurts... My new touch began to heal the cracks... But sometimes I think that it's going to happen again and if it does... I think it's going to be the last... I'll never let a new touch near me... I don't want it... It brings tears to my eyes... And pain to my heart... To my sea of darkness...

Three Things In Life That, Once Gone, Never Come Back---
Three Things In Life That, Once Gone, Never Come Back--- 1. Time… 2. Words… 3. Opportunity… Three Things In Life That Can Destroy A Person--- 1. Anger… 2. Pride… 3. Unforgiveness… Three Things In Life That You Should Never Lose--- 1. Hope… 2. Peace… 3. Honesty… Three Things In Life That Are Most Valuable--- 1. Love… 2. Family & Friends… 3. Kindness… Three Things In Life That Are Never Certain--- 1. Fortune… 2. Success… 3. Dreams… Three Things That Make A Person--- 1. Commitment… 2. Sincerity… 3. Hard Work… ENJOY YOUR MONDAY PEOPLE. ~~SWEET CHEROKEE~~

Feelings
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, I WROTE THIS A FEW DAYS AFTER I BROKE IT OFF WITH MY EX...... How do you tell the one you love you would do anything for them, even move back to be with them? How do you fix what you have done wrong? How can you change your life for one person when you never get it in return? Will things ever be different? Will you ever love again? When you find what God wants you to have in life, why do I always find a way to mess mine up? When love comes back around, I seem to do everything I can to turn and run. Is it commitment I'm scared of? Being hurt? Truely being loved and having happiness? Why does love scare me so much? The last few guys I have been with abused me in some form, and I stuck around. But why? Is it my comfort zone? Do I really think I cant do better then that? I got lied to and still loved them. But it all seemed to be my fault. I know I'm not perfect, but when everyone wants me to make them happy regardless on if I am happy, why do I always

Steeler Baby Trade Hooker Fest
->Psychowolf...: My FATHER was a Jedi Master. Not a HOOKER ->Psychowolf...: How would you know PARMA had hookers, is that where your Father works? ->Psychowolf...: *ewoks ->Psychowolf...: Give the jedi their God Damn ewoks , NOW!....Steelers fans ALWAYS give away their children czydimond: get to Parma and pick up a hooker cuz you need laid bad czydimond: immaturity knows no age ->Psychowolf...: I find your lack of faith disturbing ->Psychowolf...: I am older than YODA, beyotch czydimond: grow up ->Psychowolf...: I am offering you a deal!. EWOKS, for lessons in the force! ->Psychowolf...: Jedi do not go away. czydimond: go away little boy ->Psychowolf...: Your grandmother sent me, A jedi Master, to retrieve your Ewoks. Ewoks=Your children. The jedi council has need of them. czydimond: what the fuck are you talking about? ->Psychowolf...: She says, as Qui Gon did to obi wan "my son, needs help. The Jedi must assist him". I'm assuming she sent me to

Drunk Driving~no One Wants To Here This
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her whe

Nsfw??
Ok so I'm totally confused!! And a slightly irritated.. I'm not a prude by any means, but I'm definitely not an exhibitionist!! So when I post picturs of either myself, my bestfriend or artwork that I appreciate, it's in good taste. I see some of the comments left on other's pages and some of those left on mine and I'm wondering WTF??? Why is my stuff being flagged? Good gravy!! None of the stuff I have is in a public place... except of course my comments... my friends can see my pics... heck I even made a folder for my pics marked NSFW... just to be safe... at this point all I got to say is what the hell ever!! Ok that's my rant for the day! Thanks for letting me vent:)

Why
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry Its funny how forever never seems to really last Its funny how much you'd lose, if you forgot your past Its funny how friends, can just leave you when you're down Its funny how when you need someone they’re never around Its funny how people can change and think they’re so much better Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter Its funny how people can forgive even though they can’t forget Its funny how one night can contain so much regret Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is that none of this seems funny to me

Tomorrow I Swear!!!
Hey all, i'm so sorry about the delays in getting back to you guys to fan and rate, if you haven't been fan'd/rated, please post in the "did you miss my..." blog. I'll be getting my comp up tomorrow at some point (tomorrow being monday) and once i'm up and running, i'll get back to all of ya. should be doing a few pics tomorrow, but comp takes first priority lol talk to you all soon, Sin

What Men Won't Do For Their Women
DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING Two brothers are out ice fishing at their favorite Loon Lake fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Jeff says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in two months . Ted , slowly sipping his Labatts, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

Sometimes...
sometimes you just don't think things through. sometimes you do things that you know really aren't a good idea to do. sometimes, most of the time, you just have to wait and see what happens. because sometimes things just aren't meant to be, no matter how much you want them to...

Outrageous!!!
I am hoping you have the opportunity to read this e-mail regarding the utter frustration we as English-speaking Americans experience on a daily basis. Hopefully, this will go beyond just an e-mail. This is an experience that happened to my wife on April 1, 2007, in Denver County Traffic Court, Denver, Colorado. She had to appear in traffic court as a result of a speeding ticket. She was speeding and knew she would have a fine to pay. We have no problem with that. The rest of the court experience, however, is something we should all stand up and take exception to and ask what is happening to the United States? She was asked to be in court by 4:30PM that day, with which she complied. However, when she got there, it was announced that all non-English speaking persons with traffic violations would be taken care of first. The reasoning being that the interpreter leaves every day at the same time and does not stay late. So a reward for not speaking English is one gets to g

The Convention
The Convention by AskMeFirst © I close the door to the cab and walk to the double doors leading to the hotel lobby. I choose this hotel primarily because it is far enough away from the convention so that I can prepare for each days presentations without much interruption. I go through the doors and turn towards the elevators when I hear a voice calling my name. She walks towards me and the recognition is immediate. We had started at the company during the same time and had gone through the intense two day orientation together. Since then it was like this, running into one another here and there. Her light brown hair, a little longer than shoulder length, bounced slightly as she walked towards me. "Hiding out too?" she said smiling. "Yeah." I said and returned her smile. She was as beautiful as ever, her dark olive complexion as clear as ever, her dark eyes. I try hard to focus. "Yeah, I have a ton of stuff to do before tomorrow, damn it's been a bit, you look great.

Computer Problems
Computer Problems by Georgepat © As I have told you, I sometimes am asked to work on people's computers. Most of my clients are women and most of the time, when showed to their computers, I find them in their bedrooms. On this particular day I was traveling to Arnolds Valley, about 40 miles from my house. I was to work on a lady's computer that she said was locking up all the time and that, when it did work, she could not get to her pictures or the programs to work on them. I arrived and rang her doorbell. She came to the door and let me in after establishing that I was who I said I was. She told me that a friend of hers had recommended me to her and thanked me for traveling all this way to help fix her problem. I told her it was no big deal and that I was glad to be able to help her. She told me that she kept her computer in her bedroom and hoped that I didn't mind a little mess. She had worked the night shift last night and hadn't been to sleep yet because I was coming over.

Coffee Mornings
Coffee Mornings by geronimo_appleby © Marion had loved the Thursday coffee morning with the girls. She was so pleased she'd taken Astrid's invitation and made the effort to go. What a revelation! At first, Marion had been dubious, after all, who wanted to be surrounded by harassed mothers and screaming brats at thirty-five years of age? Not her, that's for sure. She would rather spend the morning in the company of like-minded ladies without the associated baggage of infants and toddlers. To her surprise and subsequent delight, that's exactly where Marion found herself. There were no children present at Astrid's plush residence, just like-minded ladies. Astrid had alluded to this meeting being 'special' when the previous week's meeting had drawn to a close. 'You have to come to Tuesday's gathering.' Astrid had invited when she saw Marion off at her front door.' 'We put it to the vote earlier and the rest of the girl's feel the same. We'd love you to become one of our regulars.'

Inside Her Walls (part 4)
The Falling Walls 10/2/07 As the days pass by slowly she still sits Tightly in her ball Hoping this isn’t real. Finally she lifts her head to see whats going On with the crack in her wall. Her first thought is “oh god no” As another warm light beam hits her face and she Sees even more cracks have made Their way though her walls. She jumps to her feel with such a quickness And begins frantically looking for a Dark corner Of something to hide behind. As she runs around her stone fortress, She witnesses her far wall go crashing to the ground. As it falls the light comes rushing in. For a moment she is frozen In fear, shock, and total dismay. She sees a small corner that the light hasn’t found, yet. As she runs for this dark place to hide She feels His hand gently grab her’s. Momentarily she hesitates but then regains “her reality” And pulls her hand away and makes a hasty dash for the Shadowy darkness. She curls up in the corner trying to use the rubble

My Husband
Back in December of 2006, my husband was drinking and choked me... it was the first time he ever got drunk around me... So I thought maybe it really was how he said, that what he was drinking turned him into another person. Then around April of this year, he threw something at me and left a really bad welt on my arm. We both have issues dealing with our anger... but that was the second time he really scared me. This isn't the end. I had forgiven him for the first 2 times, but then just the other night he raised his hand to me... But didn't hit me. I had told him that if he hit me again, or any type of abuse there of, I was leaving... I am worried he'll do it again... but I love him to much to leave really... Maybe we just need help... I don't know...

What Makes You Hot
HOW HOT DO YOU GET THINKING OF A WETNG HOT PUSSY SLIDING DOWN YOUR HOT COCK MAKING YOUR BALLS WET FROM THE JUCIE RUNNING DOWN YOUR BALLS AN AFTER YOU AN HER HAVE CUMMMMMM SHE LICKE THE JUCIE FROM YOUR HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BALLS

Christmas Promises Wrapped In Dreams
Christmas Promises Wrapped in Dreams by NatalieRose © "I promise I'll be home by midnight." "Midnight?! But you already promised you'd be home by four and it's already almost six," I wailed to my husband of almost three months. "I know it sucks, Hallie but you know I can't really control when I land." "I know," I sighed, "I just didn't want to spend all of our first Christmas Eve as a couple alone." "You didn't have to spend it alone you know. You could have gone to your sister's." "I didn't want to go to my sister's," I pouted, wishing he could see it over the phone. "We're going over there tomorrow and besides I've spent every Christmas with her since we were kids. I wanted to spend this one with you." "Anyway," I said, my voice turning suggestive, "I've got a very special present for you that I just don't think she'd appreciate." "Oh really," he chuckled. "Well it just so happens that I've got a very special present for you too." "Oh goody," I exclaimed i

Christine's Pleasure
Christine's Pleasure by Horny Couple © Christine knew something was up, she had been feeling different lately and she was late. She made an appointment with her gynecologist for the following Tuesday to see if she was, in fact, pregnant. She and her husband Bruce had been going at it pretty heavily lately without any protection, so it wouldn't surprise her if she was expecting. As she sat in the waiting room, she started daydreaming about the nights when she and Bruce had really great sex, which was quite often. They had always had great sex throughout their 17-year marriage. Lost in thought, she heard her name being called. "Christine." She followed the nurse into the exam room and took a seat. The nurse asked Christine a few basic questions and then took her temperature and blood pressure. Everything was normal. The nurse apologized, and said the doctor was running late and that she would be within about half an hour. The nurse then asked her to disrobe and put

New Family
Hey yall, there is a new family worth checking out here on Fubar. It is called The Pride. This group is a fiercely loyal bunch of folks that enjoy helping their friends in contests, leveling, and just meeting new friends. Come check them out.

Stop Telling People Business
ok now there are two types of people on here there are friends you can trust and know you can tell them yourpproblems or about life and know there not going to tell people your business and the other type are people who at first you can trust and open up to them about your life but as the saying goes some people are wolfs in sheeps clothes and i hate them kind of people with a passion . i just want to say that if your one of them people that goes around telling other peoples business then stop that really makes you a slimball for doing that . i had the same thing done to me i open my heart to a person and they misused that and told someone if you want a great friend you have to be a great friend :) remember respecting people gets you along way in life :) :) nicole

Gizmo Looking For A Fubar Wife> U Intrested . Read
He is in mums and says to let all ladies know he is looking 4 a fubar wife..And if intrested look up his page or send email in fubar to Gizmo . hugs all night now..

Chantal's Clothing Becomes Her Toy
Chantal's Clothing Becomes Her Toy by Coeur de Dragon © "Damn you David." was the thought in her mind as her eyes fluttered open. Hurriedly she glanced around the train car to see if anyone had noticed the involuntary shudder and the flush that now sat on her cheeks. "Damn you," but she had a small smile to her lips as she voiced her displeasure softly under her breath. Mind you, she reflected she probably had started it all, or had she? As the city flashed by the trains window, she tried hard to ignore the pulsing and wetness between her legs and let her mind drift back to the beginning of it all, a couple of weeks earlier. He had been out of town on a business trip, but they had joined up together online to talk of their day, just before their usual bedtime. Talk went from the weather, to the holdup on the business deal he was trying to close, to the craziness of her office during the summer hours. Their banter was spicy and rich with double entendres and blunt expr

Cellphone Delight
Cellphone Delight by Master_Vassago © There I was laying in my bed sleeping soundly between shifts when my cell phone began that annoying ring. You know the one...the one that wakes you up from the almost perfect relaxing sleep you desperately need to rejuvenate yourself. Well I reached over and picked up the phone and fumbled through closed eyes to find the answer button. "Hello," I managed to get out as I fought to stay just on the edge of sleep knowing I'd love to slip right back as soon as this phone call was over. "Hi, Chad did I wake you?" came the voice of my boss. Now she's a petite little thing, blonde and sexy and just a bit older, I'd guess by about five years or so. "No," I replied lying just a bit, she knew the truth anyway, "What's up Nikki?" "I need you to go over and prep a site for me later this afternoon, the big boss is coming with me and I don't want to see any mistakes. Besides I know you can handle this little task for me. Hey," she quickly inte

Caught
Caught by charliechoc © For a change, I am awake early. You look so peaceful asleep that I don't want to disturb you. I quickly dress in a strappy top and short skirt. As it is the start of what looks to be a lovely day I decide to nip out and pick up a few bits for the picnic we have planned later. I return and let myself in quietly. The house is quiet so I presume you are still sleeping. I open the bedroom door slowly. I look at you and you are half under the bed covers. Your eyes are shut and your head is turned away from me towards the window, although I can see that you are looking a little hot. The duvet is pulled up to your middle and I can see your chest and stomach. I take in all this in seconds. My eyes travel further down your body and suddenly I see movement under the covers. I realise instantly that you are touching yourself...and I am incapable of moving. You moan slightly and the noise reminds me to breathe. I watch as you raise your knees slightly and push t

Carnal Pleasures Alone
Carnal Pleasures Alone by XXNoraJeanXX© Callie was a happily married woman, and a stay at home mother. She loved both rolls dearly, but often felt a sexual restlessness that drove at her both day and night. Her husband was a good and generous lover. He always made sure she had multiple orgasms before she fucked her and came inside her. He enjoyed foreplay very much and took his time pleasing her and being pleased himself. One of the things Callie loved most about sex with her husband was the freedom of him coming inside her. She loved the sensation of her husband's cum filling her cunt, and she especially loved feeling it flow from her quivering pussy afterward. Sometimes when her husband was getting ready for work early in the mornings, he would wake her just to fuck her quickly before he dashed out the door. These quickies were almost dream-like for her. He would leave her right after depositing his large load into her needy cunt. Sometimes after he left she would simply cu

Candy Cane
Candy Cane by My Erotic Tale © //...//...//...//...//...//...Candy Cane. Candy glided the long slender Candy Cane over her tongue while she sucked on its flavor, savoring the deliciously sweet taste while pulling it outward from her moist mouth. Extending her tongue outward and licking the tastiness in laps at the sugar stick, carrying the peppermint flavor on her tongue that disappeared, between her plump red lips. Candy placed the Candy Cane back into her mouth, toying with its lengthy shaft and absorbed in the way it felt on her tongue. She pushed it even deeper into her mouth as if that would heighten the sweet sensations of sugar and peppermint. Pulling it outward then pushing it back inward over her wet tongue several times rubbing the flavor into her taste buds. 'It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,' nothing was stirring except Candy's blouse. One hand held the Candy Cane to her mouth while the other, finger toiled each button loose till

Between The Sheets...
between the sheets... sheets scream, ruffle and twist with pleasure they exercise, ecstasy fills the sultry room our bodies muffle the writhing, two bend they run, all hot and bothered, steaming while flaming ends float over the floor we glide, cooling and near boiling hotter and hotter, longer breaths shorter slides, outstretched arms meeting deeper, deepened heart beats, deep in heat with promises at long last filled beneath our thrills with my heart filtering your bones, every touch known your love flows, sent straight into my own screams ran, dreams began... dg

The Butterfly Effect
The Butterfly Effect by Usagi-chan © I could tell that you were extremely pleased with yourself. You waved the package in front of me and said, innocently (too innocently), "It's for you." I looked at you suspiciously. "It's addressed to you." "But I ordered it for you! Go on! Open it." I knew you were up to something, but I decided to humor you. Besides, I was curious. I took the scissors you offered me and slit the packing tape along the edges of the box. It was a fairly small box, and there wasn't much on the package to indicate where it had come from. I open the flaps and pushed aside a layer of packing peanuts to see what it contained. I laughed. "Oh, you did NOT buy this." "Oh, but I did! And I think we should try it out today. See, it's got a remote and everything." I pulled it out to get a better look. It was one of those wearable vibrators in the shape of a butterfly made of soft green jelly-rubber with glitter and a matching wireless remote. "I even got

Burning Thoughts
Burning Thoughts by serendipity_lost © If any fiction is as good as my private life has been then I wish it upon all...For sometimes I wake in the morning thinking that I live a dream.... My name is Janet, I'm 35 a mother and wife of 15 years, sometimes I think I should write a book about my life. Where would I begin? It would be a exhausting and highly emotional journey to start from the beginning. Eventually I will find the courage within myself to express all the loves and losses I have found in the last 6 yrs of my life...but for now, I believe I will start from the last encounter. His name is Joe, and one look at him and I knew I was going to have to find a way to capture this mans attention. I had just finished work and stopped off for gas and smokes at the local station , I was a mess, tired and had no thoughts of seducing a man that day. But the funny thing about fate and serendipity, it doesn't wait for you that have a good hair day. I walked inside to pay for my gas

New To Fubar
I have no idea what to do on this thing, so just give me awhile and ill figure it out lol, bare with me, ive been bombarded with mail and requests and im not ignoring anyone! i promise. justlearining. Talk soon... when i know how lol Thakyou Aimz xxxxxxxxxx :)

Your Eyes
WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES WHEN I HEAR YOU VOICE WHEN I SEE YOUR WORDS OR MY SCREEN FEEL SAFE AN HAPPY BUT WHEN YOU LOSE THE WORDS AN THE VOICE IS GONE AN ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS THE PICS OF YOUR EYES WHAT IS LEFT BUT THE TEARS FROM MY EYES

Bubblebath Ends In Pleasure
Bubblebath Ends in Pleasure by VrgnKat © This is my first attempt at writing an erotic story. I've been inspired to do so by a friend I recently met online and dedicate this to him. Thank you, Gary! It's late and although it's been a long day, I don't think I can sleep just yet. I need something, but what? A bubblebath is probably the best thing so I start to gather a few things that will help to relax me: a candle, matches and my Chris Botti CD. I turn out all the lights in the house and head towards the bathroom. After lighting the lavender scented candle, I start the bubble bath and brush my teeth. My eyes eventually adjust after I turn off the bathroom light. The amount of candle light is perfect! I pull my t-shirt over my head and toss it to the floor. I unbutton my jeans and slowly wiggle them over my hips, pulling them--along with my panties--down to my ankles. My foot pushes them over towards my crumpled t-shirt. I reach behind my back and undo the clasps of

America's Son
OUR SON THE SOLDIER HOW GREAT A MAN HE MUST BE TO BE JOINED IN THE FIGHT TO SET ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD FREE OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO VERY PROUD OF YOU WE ARE TO ALL OF US WHO LOVE YOU YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SHINING STAR OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO FAR FROM HOME AND IN A FOREIGN PLACE JUST CLOSE YOU EYES TO SEE A FAMILIAR SMILING FACE OUR SON THE SOLDIER SO VERY FAR AWAY WE WILL ALL BE WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS ON YOUR COMING HOME DAY

Blooming
Blooming by sereneflutist © Winter break from college was boring me. I had a job, but it was only on weekends, and I had friends, but they were still in school. It mostly consisted of sitting on the couch, eating and watching TV. And sleeping; I can't forget to mention sleeping. However I didn't sleep well. I would lay in bed for hours before finally drifting off and usually the best I could do were short three hour naps with an hour or so break in between each round. On one such night, I was laying in bed shifting from side to side trying to find a comfortable position. I looked at the time on my phone and it said 1:00AM. Remembering that I had gone to bed at eleven, I groaned in frustration and stretched my body, my legs moving somewhat of their own accord and when my body went limp, I was in an almost spread-eagle position. I stayed like that, too lazy to move. I closed my eyes and tried to concentrate on breathing and relaxing, but I became strangely aware of a cool sensa

The Bet On The Biggest
The Bet on the Biggest by dirtyjoe69 © I am a big woman; some would call me a SSBBW (super sized big beautiful woman). I weigh, well I am not going to tell you what I weigh but let's just say it is more than the average Joe can lift. I have a massive chest; each boob would cover most people's heads. And I have been cursed with two gaping holes. Both my wide asshole and my gapping cunt can easily be fisted at the same time and still have room for more. Lucky for me I was able to meet and eventually marry a man who was blessed with the biggest cock I had ever seen and he was more than enough to satisfy my massive holes. He was 13 thick inches when soft and when he became fully erect it surprised me that he didn't pass out. His bat like cock would measure up to 16 inches when hard depending how turned on he was. His cock was so thick I wasn't able to give him head when he was totally hard, it just wouldn't fit into my mouth. However he was a perfect fit for both of my needy holes

Beth Finds Magic
Beth Finds Magic by Lizzy_Beth_26 © Beth could not wait to get a hot, soothing shower after a stressful day at work. As she approached her apartment door, she noticed a small package on the mat in front of the door. She picked it up, slid the key into the lock and opened the door. As usual, the cat was the only one there to greet her. She bent over to pet her beloved Sammy, thinking how wonderful it would be to come home to a man instead of her cat. She walked over to the kitchen table, setting her keys and the package on top of the table. Hanging up her jacket, she thought, "I don't remember ordering anything." Now, she was getting curious. Beth walked back to the table, picked up the package and gave it a gentle shake. She did not recognize the return address but it was definitely addressed to her. Opening the package, ever so carefully, she was surprised to find what was inside. Inside was a magic wand vibrator. "Oh, that Cindy," she thought to herself. She immedi

The Beach By Fortunesfool
The Beach by FortunesFool © Sarah cursed herself; she should have filled up with gas back in town but now she was halfway in the middle of nowhere. Surely there must be a gas station somewhere around here? Recovering her composure, she inched forward her sleek BMW. It purred its satisfaction at being given its head. Three miles down the road a luminescent white beacon shone out... As she was paying the attendant, she noticed a twinkle in his eyes. He seemed like the typical spotty 18 year old barely-out-of-puberty gas station attendant that provides enough material for 1001 comic stand-up routines. However, if you bothered to take a second glance he wasn't all that bad looking; a few spots freckled an otherwise smooth face and his eyes were a cutie doe blue offset by stylishly messy jet black hair. Sarah, studying him, caught his eyes wandering to her blouse. Favouring him with a charming but blunt smile she took her receipt and, spinning on her heels, exited the gas station.

Omg!! Not Again!! You Cant Be Serious?!!
haha...yes i am very serious! i have joined kristan smiths, 'any picture you want' photo contest! i know, i know...it wasnt that long ago that i won her first contest :) i dont know, theres just something about that girl...grrrr :D:D anyways, the contest goes until the 19th of october. :) i am trying to win a 7 day blast, so please help if you can! every rate is 5 points and every comment is worth 1 point. bombing is encouraged! :D:D CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!!(rate and comment) also...please look for and re-post my bulletin if you will :)http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=546343607 love you guys!! oh ya...ive decided that if i win this contest i will buy myself another month vip :D just fyi lol :D

Your All Fu Invited
michael : *~J~* if it doesnt work out and you are single when you are 55 will you marry me? Jaclyn: yep.......................it's official,now everyone knows *~J~*'s true feelings,we are engaged everyone!she will be accepting gift presants from the gift shop starting now.this is the dress she has picked out! we have had some ups and downs but our chat love is still strong!

The Beach By Nortidazzer
The Beach by Nortidazzer © Slamming on the breaks, Sarah cursed herself; she should have filled up with gas back in town but now she was halfway to the middle of nowhere. Surely there must be a gas station somewhere around here? Why had she slammed on the brakes? Now she was grateful she was out in the sticks. Recovering her composure; she inched forward her sleek BMW. It purred its satisfaction at being given its head. Three miles down the road a luminescent white beacon shone out. Hopefully it wasn't a 24 diner or something equally useless As she drew closer she felt a little tingle of elation. Drawing her car in she hoped two things could go right in a row and she had remembered her cards. Phew! They were nestled in the back of her wallet. As she took them out to pay the attendant she noticed a twinkle in his eyes. At first glance he seemed like the typical spotty 18 year old barely-out-of-puberty gas station attendant that provides enough material for 1001 comic stand-up

Sex,, A Wonderful Time
SEX SEX I LOVE SEX STICK YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA THAT FEELS GOOD PUMP IT HARDER SEND THE SPERM TO HER EGG AND HOPE TOMORROW SHE WONT BE PREGNANT BETTER USE A CONDOM JUST IN CASE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR GOIN TO DO IT YOUR FIRST TIME SO MAKE IT LAST AND LAST AND LAST

Blah. Not Feeling Great For A Few Reasons
So it's 9:40pm on sunday night. normally, I'm still going strong. However, the new job requires me to be up at 5am, and at work by 6:30am. lame. Tonight I just don't feel good. I dunno why, just feel kinda' sick. And bored. And tired. My wife decided to go to the club we used to go to a lot. I can't go, apparently, because I need to get to work. So... I'm stuck here, left to take a shower and try to go to sleep while she's out drinking and hanging out with people. And yeah. So... Who knows what mood I'll be in tomorrow, wtf ever, really... So I'm most likely gone for the night. Maybe I'll kill off the bottle of Cuervo first. Who knows.

Sex
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT SEX IN YOUR LIFE SEX IN THE MORNING SEX IN THE EVENING SEX AT NITE EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY SEX... SEX... SEX.. SEX IS GREAT SEX IS BAD DO IT HARD WHEN YOU GET MAD... SEX TODAY SEX TOMORROW SEX EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE IN SORROW SEX ON THE BED SEX ON THE FLOOR HAVE IT EVERYDAY YOU WILL WANT MORE

Bedlove
BedLove by SsWeEnEsTation © The night was still young, only about 9:00 P.M. A young woman, around the age of 22, was strolling around her one bedroom apartment. Wearing nothing but a soft, blue silk bathrobe, she walks from one end of her small kitchen, looking for something, although not sure what. Her soft brown hair fell gently down over her shoulders, ending at the curves of her ample breasts. Her bathrobe held tight to her sexy, curvy frame, showing every curve and crevice, from her shoulders down to the sides of her thighs. Her soft hands ran along her cupboard, her slender fingers grasping one handle, pulling it open. She reaches in with the other, and pulls out a clear glass. Running her fingers under the faucet for a few moments to make sure the water is cold, she fills her cup. Walking over to her large bay window, which seemed out of place for such a small apartment, she gazes out onto the road below. Busy businessmen and lovely teen couples walked the streets, some skip

Christine How Do I Breath
I wrote this poem while talking to you on the phone. Please play this song and read the poem! I don't think my life would be where it is Without you because you give me the air For my heart to breathe I want you by my side to hold me up I want to be the one to guide you Through the darkenss and be the support you need Where would I go When I feel sad and down Who's shoulders can I cry on if I needed it I want to watch the sunrise by your side Can I be the one to cook you breakfast in bed At the end of the day I want to be the one to tuck you in bed And kiss you goodnight and pray That when I open up my eyes You'll be the first one I see I'm sure seeing you in the morning is like Watching the stars shine at night If I gave you a rose Will I get a kiss If I get a kiss Will it be a passionate kiss Will it be the kiss that helps me breathe again Christine without you How Can I Breathe!

Bath Of The Senses
Bath of the Senses by caterwauller © This story is not about sex, per se. It is about sensuality . . . sometimes a very different thing. * I will never forget the day. It was one of those idyllic Fall days where the sun is so warm on your face you want to feel it on your entire body. I wanted to curl up like a cat in that warmth and let it seep into my soul. But cooler days had already come, and the leaves were a cacophony of hues in the trees around that mountain. We were certainly not above the treeline where we camped. On the contrary, we were surrounded by beautiful, large trees of all species. It was a fairly young forest, though, and there was a lot of undergrowth still flourishing. Our tent was off to the side of the clearing so that we could take advantage of the afternoon shade. I was young, about 19, and single, and shared the tent with my parents. My brother was camped next to us, and we shared a fire for our cooking. We knew many of the people in the large ca

Aural Sex
Aural Sex by Captain Midnight© Thanks to the lady (whom I will not further identify – some things ought to remain between us) for her suggestions! Bill Clinton was a-lying through his teeth. "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky," he said in an oft-parodied press conference. His many political enemies used that statement as the focal point for his impeachment. It's not like Presidents don't cheat on their wives – the list, already pretty long, would be longer if many of them hadn't been widowers – but the leaders of the anti-Clinton faction said he was lying and covering up his activities. The second point was purely political and ended in ignominious failure. The first point … Oh hell yes, oral sex is sex. It's sex even if the person giving it is a full time zone away and giving it over the phone. And oh goodness, it can be the best sex you've had in a year of Sundays if you and the other party are in tune. How do I know this? Because I had aural sex.

The Truth...
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently?

Annie And Theta
Annie and Theta by grgor© Annie and Theta sat together on the chair. It was a chair for one, so they were pressed together watching the computer screen. Annie sat on the left, and felt the warmth and tension in her friend's flank. She watched as Theta had cyber sex. foxhunter73: do you like my big fat 10 inch dick it's leaking precum bayridgebabe: ooo how big and thick it is i must take your big ripe head in my hot wet mouth mmm salty Annie was amazed. She was much better at computers than Theta was, but had never done cyber sex. Computers were for work. Theta knew cyber-sex well, though, and she was sharing. "Most of them say they have ten- inch penises. Seldom is it true." Theta's dark blue eyes were wide and intent. Her nostrils flared and her mouth was slightly open. She was tense and aroused. foxhunter73: your mouth is warm and wet bayridge babe: now i'm sucking on your balls while stroking your shaft with my hand it's warm and pulsing so thick Thin and pa

An Author And A Fan
An Author and a Fan by missteez © Everything has a beginning, and we began with feedback, comments, and suggestions. Many months passed with regular feedback and email correspondence. A friendship and camaraderie as authors developed. As our communication became frequent, we chatted about many subjects but always found our way back home to erotica. In support of each other, we read and comment on our stories, but with the added spark of flirtation. With words, he astounds me, leaving me aroused and desiring more. With a busy schedule, a few weeks passed between reading his stories. I vowed to take a little time from my schedule to check for new submissions - giving me an excuse to tease and flirt with him. Imagine authors of erotica flirting...the results are explosive! The tension between us was building, and someday our flirting would reach the desired outcome. Today was stormy, so I engaged in my favorite rainy day activity - reading romance and erotica. The only

A Key To My Heart
MY HEART IS A TREASURE CHEST LOCKED DEEP WITHIN A KEY THAT YOU MAY ENTER IS YOURS TO KEEP SO WHENEVER YOU SHOULD OPEN IT, INSIDE YOU SHALL SEE STORED IN A SPECIAL PLACE HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME WHEREVER I GO IT IS WITH ME IN THE NIGHT WHERE DREAMS ARE SWEET, I SEE US IN A HOROSCOPE OF STARS, A FUTURE TO BE OURS EACH DOWN I AWAKE I SEE YOU IN A SUNLIGHT OF HAPPINESS TO BE MY VERY OWN KEEP SAKE YOU ARE A TREASURE I SHALL CHERISH, SEALED WITH MY LOVE COVERED WITH LOVE

Why?
Why were you so selfish? Why were you so cruel? How could you ever think That suicide was cool? “My life was screwed up,” Is what you would say, But you didn’t have to End your life that way. I would have helped you In your time of need. But you wouldn’t let me, The only emotion you showed was greed. I miss you so much More than you will ever know, But my life has moved on And I also must go. Your life is over And mine will go on. I wished for so long That you weren’t gone. All I want now Is to know why. Why would anyone Want to die?

Still
love.i see forever in your eyes.i can see heven in your eyes,and when i hold you close .i dont want to let go.you are the only light i see .if the sun,should refuse ti rise.and the moon doesnt hang in the night the tides wont change seasons rearrange when the world is through i will still love you if anything,could last forever its what i feel for you oh baby you touch my heart in ways that words could never say thats why i will always love you bye tamera

Amy's Filthy Phone Call
Amy's Filthy Phone Call by Big Gunz © ...a continuation of "Amy's Illicit Desires"... Amy still struggled to believe what had happened after the wedding a few weeks ago. Stuck as the third wheel sharing a hotel room with her friend Julia and her boyfriend Jack, after her own boyfriend Pete had to bail on the wedding because of work, she could not have imagined in her wildest dreams how the evening would turn out. After consuming way to much alcohol at the reception, Julia ended up sick and passed out on the hotel bathroom floor, leaving Amy, tipsy herself, alone to share a bed with Jack. She had wanted him since the moment she had met him, even though he was dating one of her best friends, and regardless of the fact that she too had a boyfriend. For months she had constantly fantasized about him, even picturing him while making love to her boyfriend, and then to her surprise and delight, she ended up next to him in bed wearing only a t-shirt and panties. Caught up in a wave

American Gothic
American Gothic by MungoParkIII © Frida stood at the entrance to the museum admiring the green tinted sculpture of a lion protecting the doors inside. Looking closely she marveled at the intrinsic beauty in the patina as it imparted an elegance and character to the sculpture. The light and shadow whirled in intricate shapes and patterns as she pictured the artist carving and then later applying the plaster to form the mold. "Lost wax," she whispered, picturing the fluid oozing from the mold in the intense heat. "You think?" asked Diego. "What?" "You said lost wax, you think that's what the artist did?" "How else?" she asked. "Well, you're the..." "Performance art, I'm a performance artist." "But you sculpt..." "Used to." "Okay, you used to sculpt, now you perform, either way you are the expert between us," Diego said. "It might have been lost wax, but the lion is awful big, so I'm not entirely sure. I guess we could ask inside." "I'm not sure that w

I Can't Believe That I'm Seeing Someone!
Please play this song and read my blog. It will help you understand alittle about what i'm feeling! Yep. It still is a shock for me. I'm very happy and if she reads this, you know who are! I love the way your kisses felt today! I loved the way we could just hold each other and listen to each others heart beat. She is from fubar. Something that I never expected and luckly she lives here also! I guess I have to say that i'm slowly falling for you! I know it's to early to tell but I know this will be a wonderful thing we will have together.

Alone In The Gym (c. Girls)
Alone in the Gym (C. Girls Ch. 01) by WhiteDragon17 © Monica decided to work out in the gym after school today, as she didn't have any other plans. She was one of the top ranked gymnasts in the NCAA. She was best on the floor exercise and the balance beam. She always picked a day during the week to work on her gymnastics in private. She felt comfortable in solitude while trying to better her skills for herself and her team. Monica was an attractive young lady, she wasn't tall nor very thin, but she was muscular and awfully cute. She stood at five foot one and weighed 114lbs, which was a little heavy for a gymnast, but the extra weight, mainly in her butt and thighs, didn't cause her any problems while competing. She had long brown hair and hazel-green eyes, her complexion was fairly tan and her chest was relatively small, but large for a gymnast at the size of 34B. Her best feature was her tight ass, even though it was a tad bit chubby, it was difficult to tell without touching

Thinking Bout Leaving Fubar
I just wanted to let people I have met on here it was good knowing you.My life has become to busy to mess with the net much anymore.So by the end of this week if not before I'm going to be deleting and leaving fubar.I wish everyone the best life has to offer.If you would like to keep in touch leave me a message before the end of the week and we can exchange email addresses.Thanks!

Not Enough Time It Seems
going back to school after 25 years has been alot of work , I have so little free time its not funny . But I guess it beats getting a job :) so hope to get some more time soon maybe even get a little time to go on line for a little while . laters

Boo Boo Needs Help!
Not sure how many of you know Boo Boo, but shes a wonderful person and she needs help in her contest. If I had known earlier I would have been helpnig her all along. Anyway...if you can stop by the page and leave some comments it would be greatly appreciated...Just click the pic and comment BOMB! (meaning comment on the same pic over and over..:))

Mystical Unicorn
Much like the mystical unicorn that Nicolas Cage calls the mustang in gone in 60 seconds I once had a Eleanor. I'm finding out more and more though that much like the uncatchable unicorn in the movie, so is my eleanor. My ex-fiance once became the perfect woman for me and thus completely decieved me "pulling the wool over my eyes" as I fell deeply in love for who she became, and not the real person inside. I think my Eleanor is the false belief that I will one day find the perfect wife. No one is perfect esp me i know i have many faults. For the longest time, and part of me still believes, that i will find the perfect wife. one that is not only beautiful, but one that will treat me respectfully. I think that because of movie and T.V. stero-types i fell into the belief that i would find someone with the perfect body, blond gorgeous, but i know that it's not in the cards for me. I think I need to take a long look within myself and ask myself whats really important to me. I real

Afternoon Play
Afternoon Play by Audiomicrowave © I had special plans for my wife this afternoon, so I left work early to prepare. As soon as I got to the house, I prepared the bed. I pulled the sheet and comforter to the end of the bed, and piled a couple of pillows in the middle. I got our toy box out of the closet, and selected a few of my favorites...the long, soft ropes, my smallest butt plug, our flogger, and my wife's favorite vibrator. I also got the lube out and set everything on the bedside table. My wife called to let me know she was on the way home from work, and I suggested that she grab a bite to eat on the way home, but to hurry, as I had a surprise for her. About a half-hour later, I heard her pull into the garage. I met her at the door, doing the usual how-was-your-day-welcome-home-kiss routine. She asked about her surprise, and I told her she'd have to wait for a few minutes. I instructed her to go to the guest bathroom and get undressed. I also said that it would be a whi

After Class Ritual
After Class Ritual by Sethleham © Heather Lambert tied her honey hued hair up into two buns, with the rest of it's length fluffing out from them on either side of her head. She put some blush on her cheeks and chose a dark pink lipstick to put on. When she looked in the mirror she glowed with a smile. Her petite form was clothed in a white tee-shirt, cut and seemed at sternum length just below her small breasts (a silver necklace with a pendant dangling from it, a picture of her father inside), hip-hugging blue slacks that were low enough to show off her thin panty string that arched over each hip, a thin, black belt and her white strapped sandals with the thick black soles. She looked at her smooth, flat stomach, exposed; her tucked in navel with the small, silver loop that she got for her birthday. "Hot and sexy and ready to party," she told her reflection before turning and grabbing her black leather purse with the long straps. Then: "Oh." Heather almost forgot. She grabbe

Fyi On New Call Feature
This is a repost of the original blog created by Sinderella on the new Jangl Feature: This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Comple

Fake Fuckin Friends
YOU KNOW IM TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLIN U THAT THERE UR FRIENDS N THEN U TRY TO TALK TO THEM THEY FUCKIN IGNORE YOU. YEA U REALLY FIND OUT WHO UR TRUE FRIENDS ARE. AND THAT GOES OUT TO THE ONES WHO TELL U THAT THERE INTERESTED IN U N THEN THEY FOUND OUT UR A SINGLE PARENT THEY MAINLY SAY FUCK OFF JUST DONT SAY THAT TO UR FACE. BUT YOU KNOW WITH UR SO - CALLED FRIENDS YEA THERE NOT GOIN TO HAVE SOMEONE THAT IS MOST LIKELY MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO IRAQ AFTER SERVIN 2 YRS ALREADY OFF THERE. AND YOU LEAVING YOUR FAMILY N DAUGHTER BACK HERE. BUT TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAKE FRIENDS FUCK YOU N GO FUCK YOUR SELF. IF YOU DONT LIKE MY BLOG THEN FUCK U

They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns
You're pulling at your teeth And I'm the Novocain you pump in your cheeks. That's why I'm still around, You've got blood running down your chin, But you suffered peacefully. She was a termite Eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul Who needed a home I was filling a void with you And I can't, can't wait Until you've see see seen What depth and disgust Has done to me And I spent three years wishing For two things That one day you'd break And I'd get to see How all the choices you made Would drive you insane I wish we never met. As angry as I sound That's just the way I cover up the way I feel. I've been that way for years and years Slave to broken hearts and sex appeal. She was a termite Eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul Who needed a home I was filling a void with you And I can't can't wait Until you've see see seen What depth and disgust Has done to me And I spent three years wishing For two things That one day you'd br

Common People. Get With It!!!!! (not Mine, But I Agree With It :)
Y do people on here have to be so stupid when it comes to being a fake on here. If u r going to be a fake on here do some research and find out if the person ur using as a fake is popular. Like the person that used a girl from Sports Illistrated. The person is a well known girl that has been in modeling for like ever. If u would like to see what i mean. Click on the link below and u will see what i'm talking about. http://www.fubar.com/blog/81471 If u want to use a fake pic as urself on here. Y don't u go to someone that isn't used at all and make sure u use the same person and not a bunch of people. lmfao. Like the pic i included in this bulletin/blog This woman is not well known around the world at all. She is an independent singer from Quebec, Canada. Her name is Jacynthe. But really people. Come on and be urself and stop pretending being someone ur not like the person in the blog i did. Also for the guys on here especially. U know how many of u

A Man Question
so me and hubby got into a discussion today so men dont make me look bad ,,,,,,,,, here is the question how many men would be ok with watchign ur wife have sex with another woman and how many of u would be ok with letting her have sex with another man also

Movin Again
Well yall I have had lots of fun in wyoming but it looks like im headed back to missouri. I am still job hunting which is about to kill me. I will be back in missouri around the 14th or 15th. For those of u that don't know my grandpa was givin about a week to live so i really need to be with my family right now. I hope to have time to write more later. But thats all for now. I hope everyone keeps in contact.

A Wonderful Ride!
I had a great chance Saturday 10/6/07 to ride on a motorcycle with a wonderful man who like myself supports all that our troops do for this country and helps out out homeless veterans....if it were up to me there would be NO homeless vets! These guys put their life on the line for people they don't even know and we treat them as if they were second class citizens when they come back from war. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so here is mine....the fact that so many treat our soldiers like that is a disgrace! Everyone who knows me knows that I would go to the ends of the earth for a veteran! When there was a threat that the Vietnam Memorial in DC was in danger of being harmed by protestors...I was there! I went to DC in March to support my troops and my veterans already home! One protestor found out what happens when you put down the men I love dearly! The motorcycle run was awesome! We went to the Vietnam Memorial in Frankfort,KY for a ceremony and then to Wilmore, KY wher

10.7.07 - Long Time No See!
It's been a long time since I wrote here! I'll try to make this brief as possible... Kat and I are no longer together and remain friends. I have delevoped great friendships at yahoo360 and 2 of them have become more than friendships. I have a job now for the last 4-5 months and I enjoy it! I am planning to go to New Hampshire to see Kat in 3 weeks. Can't wait to see her! I am not positive yet, but 6 months from now I will do more traveling... seeing someone else. So I am happy... things are good so far!

Mina Has Breast Cancer
I just found out a couple hrs ago that my best friend Mina has breast cancer in her right breast im really upset becouse shes like my mother i love her so much and i cant believe she has cancer i just wish i could be there with her..

Open House October 12th The Sans Souci
http://www.thesanssouci.com/ We are open to all Couples, Single Ladies and Single Men 21 or above. You are all welcome to explore our club with our hostess Juliet. Your RSVP: Maybe Attending SPREAD THE WORD... What a better way to explore our club, dance the night away and meet old & new friends in a relaxing atmosphere. Let’s make it an open house to never forget. Please follow the dress code posted on our website. One night admission for couples and single males will be $15 and no cover for unescorted ladies. After party to follow to those who been to sans souci BYOB any questions?

I Have Great Friends
my good friend kylie ended up spending the night last night. i found out that she's getting married in six months and i may be her maid of honor (if her "best friend" heather quits being a bitch). this would be both a good and a bad thing. GOOD because i love kylie to death and i want to make her happy. BAD because i loathe wearing dresses- they make me feel girly. (i know it sounds wierd but i'm just that way). anywho... we talked to eachother about our problems and got the support we each needed... she also met my dad for the first time and she loved him. (my dad's cool, i pretty much hit the parent lottery.) we spent the rest of the night watching movies, talking, and waiting for phone calls from her fiancee in the army (he's stationed over seas). then right before dinner, my beautiful buddie jackie (yes, she's a female and yes, i'm bi but no, not with jackie), my ex michael, and this guy dustin showed up and hung out... which made me kinda sad because michael is in love with

Human Nature
I hate to let people online bother me, but I just have to vent for a minute. Some bitch got her panties all in a twist because I bashed her mumm (let's face it, I wasn't the only one who did). It was all about jumping people's appearances...mostly fat people. Now, I'm no beauty queen...I don't recall ever claiming to be, and I certainly didn't say so in her mumm. I only said that her mother should have taught her some respect...now I have comments all over my photos and this bitch was in my shoutbox and crap, talking all kinds of shit on my boyfriend and I...all about how fat we are. To be honest with you, she's an idiot, and it was the only comeback she had, and I don't know WHY it bothers me so much...but I think we all at some point are scared to death of what others think of our appearance. Now, I couldn't give a fuck less about this bitch. Not one little bit. She wasn't exactly a toothpick or anything either...I just thought it was a little hypocritical. What both

Torment Me No More
torment me no more Please go from my heart , go frommy mind. torment me no more in the night. stay out of my every thought. stay out of my every dream. torment me no more. Please go from my heart, go from my mind. torment me no more. when i close my eyes i hear your voice whisper to me calling me your love. yet when i open them in the bightness of day you say nothing of my being yourlove or loving me. torment me no more. please go from my heart go from my mind. loveing you is driving me mad.

Halloween!!!
What does Halloween mean to/for you? For me it's always been another year to get dressed up goof around with my siblings and for us to bond with our mom. This year however is different I'll still be dressing up and goofing off with one of my sibs but it also means that my wedding is just a year away :D

Hurting
Take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out So take me and let me in Don't break me and shut me out I lit my pain on fire and I watched it all burn down Now I'm dancing in the ashes and theres no one else around Cause I wanna be apart of something This is just a story of a broken soul As days go by, my heart grows cold I can't seem let this all pass me by I'm burning in the heavens and I'm drowning in the hell My souls in a coma and none of my friends can tell I'm reaching out of getting something This is just a story of a broken soul Don't shut me out Does anyone around me feel the same Just put your fist up and vent your pain Does anyone around me feel the same Put your fist up and vent your pain Does anyone around me feel the same Put your fist up and vent your pain Does anyone around me feel the same Put your fist up and vent your pain Take Me Don't Break Me

Contest Starts Next Saturday
Contest is starting soon get your bombers ready i will open the folder next saturday at 11pm . this is evening not morning . and will close it the following saturday at 11pm . So if your entered thank you if you would like to enter still time. i will accept enteries up to saturday at 10pm . thanks and good luck to all bingo

Amazing
I have met this amazing man, that is like no other I have ever met in my life. We have so much fun together and it is really developing into something so special, and we both feel so blessed to have found each other. It's fate..we are so much alike, love the same things...and are starting to love each other....all I can say is WOW..that is what we are both saying, is WOW....love really can hit like a storm when two people are least expecting it. This is so awesome!

Spider Bite
The last few days I been sicker then a dog I got bit by a Brown Recluse Spider. It started out looking like a small zit then it grew into a bigger sore that wasnt real bad but it Itched mostly and then it got to were it was dime sized and now I got a hole in my leg that is twice the size of two quarters. I went into the hospital and they gave me a antibiotic for the bite and Monday I go in to get the bite removed from my leg surgically. I am limping around and prob will be for a couople of day it hurts to put a lot a presure on my leg.

Just For A Laugh!!!!
There was a man who was cleaning his basement. While he was cleaning he found an old looking bottle. He started wipeing it off to read what was the label said. But while he did that , behind him stood a Jennie! The Jennie spoke, who hold the bottle in his hands and set me free is granted three wishes. But chose them carefully. The man was surprised and found an old chair to sit down to think. Well said the man , my first wish is to have a big house with lots of rooms. So the Jennie crossed his arms and gearnted he wish. Then the man was so happy with that he started to think about his mext wish. He then said Jennie my 2ed wish is to have all the rooms in this house filled with lots of money. Again the Jennie crossed his arms and greanted he wish. Well this time the man was very happy. But he was lonely. He sat and he throught foe a while. Then he looked at the Jennie and said . I want my whole house filled with pussy. The jennie looked at the man funny and asked him if he was sure th

To All My Friends(yes Im Lazy)
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!! ....oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(...)........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ... I WAS ............. .......... HERE ...... ..Leaving my ....... Footprints in your ..............SAND" If you wake up in a red room with no windows and door

What Am I The Whippin Boy
what the hell am i the whippin boy yeah i dont mind listening to my friends and trying to be there for them any way i can be. but dang it, its not my fault their lives are stressing them or what ever to the point they get nasty and hateful toward me. then expect me to sit there and take it like it doesnt hurt. well it does i love all my friends but damn give me a break i didnt make everything in the world wrong.

As The World Turns Grey
What happens when a part of your soul dies? Do you ever recover, do you even want to try? A daily pain in your heart, a wound that never heals No way to express it, unable to feel The numbness overides it all, yet you know.. the problems still exist; but you have nothing to show.. The anger, the rage and violence beneath; it cloulds all your thoughts, this anguish and grief Do not let this numbness reign over the day for life slowly drains of color and turns the world to grey Most need help, or take a shortcut, a crutch To cope with the days, all the pills, booze & such For me the booze let the color return back inside.. but for a few short hours, then that color ran to hide 'Cuz a monster was born from all the cheap beer & liquer The disgusted looks from my girl and family was the kicker This was not working, this was not me! I will not eat green eggs and ham o sam let me be! ha ha I made a little joke you see, to lighten the mood, to set me free So far laughter is

I Am So Excited!
I always see friends in contests to get a happy hour by hitting so many comments. I finally asked and found and now get to take part in one of them. I only need 50,000 comments, small change right?! lol It will probably take awhile to get but if anyone is bored and can help me with a few comments I will greatly appreciate it! Thank you very much! Jennifer link:

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...fortune cookie that is: "Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue." Basically it says I'm more than willing to over indulge! Eat your Wheaties. Stay hydrated and plan to stay over.

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The Bedroom Ch. 01 by jessicawilde © She sat on the bed before him, a smile on her lips. She shuddered with lingering pleasure from her last orgasm. He gently pushed a finger into her swollen vagina and watched as her lips parted in a soundless moan. Pushing his finger into her more deeply, he stopped, watching the different emotions that played across her beautiful face. As soon as he had his finger inside her, it was gone. Crying out in protest, she wantonly pressed herself to him. He laughed and gently pressed her back. Bringing his finger to her lips, he rubbed her top lip and then her lower lip, slowly, from side to side, lathering her lips with her own nectar, with the smell and taste of her own need and arousal. "How do you taste?" he asked, his voice filled with raw lust. "You tell me." "With pleasure," he said, before he lowered his head to her mouth, his lips finding hers. His tongue licked her top lip, sucked on her bottom, and then pushed into her mouth, search

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The Beach by ericasparkles © It is sunset and we are in my favorite place, Oahu, You decided you would join me when I asked you to. We arrived earlier in the day after a long 12 hour flight ...but it wasn't all that bad ...after all you joined the mile high club after I made an excuse that my zipper on my skirt was stuck and we went to the family restroom. You didn't have a clue what was on my mischievous mind was up to when I took you to that bathroom, till I sat on the counter and started to unzip your pants and gave you a little smile. Then you knew right away! So here we are splashing around in the ocean the sun has just set, the beach goers have long since left. We are enjoying the water and each other. Of course I'm not sure that you enjoyed it when I splashed you as you came up from that big wave crashing on you. But you got me back as you grabbed me and we went tumbling into the next wave. I turn to you and start to kiss you so passionately, hungrily with my tongue sear

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OK PEOPLES I'VE BEEN IN LUV WIT THIS KICK ASS CHICK FOR A HOT MINUTE NOW AND I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR HER AND SHE KNOWS IT. AND HER NAME IS LIBERTY. AND KNOW IM NOT JOKIN BOUT HER NAME THATS IT.SHE MIGHT KICK MY ASS FOR SAYIN HER NAME. BUT ITS GOIN TO BE OK.:D...... I LUV U LIBBIE

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Beautiful by BleedingRomantic © Being nervous was something he was wholly unaccustomed to, as through his incredibly quick wit and charm he maneuvered deftly through most any situation. However, with her it was different. Though the two had never met, she had most certainly captured his attention, which is saying quite a bit. Often he found himself bored after a while with most any girl he spoke to, be it days, weeks, or even one short conversation. The end result was almost always the same. That person was unable to hold his interest. Incapable of captivating him. Holding him firmly in the palm of her hand, and washing over him whatever feeling she wished him to experience that moment. He longed for that. For her. Uncertainty still reigned over him with this one, though he knew she was very difference. One of a kind. Often people confuse being an individual with being different. Yes, in fact one can be unique as a person, but just another fill in the blank. An

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Ok... I am just doing this blog to squelch some rumours going about... not that I care about rumours but i care about my friends. This man is a friend... a friend ONLY lol Dominate07@ fubar A sweetheart eh? Yes very :P He has been there for me in some tough times, but yes we are ONLY friends so those that seem to get off trying to cause trouble - you are hearing it from me and you already heard it from him. (This blog is for anyone else that has been told this story) Now ... This man is interested in this girl.... and she in him Abby ~*~Screw the roses, Give me the thorns~*~@ fubar Now isn't she sweetheaart? Yes, she is! Now Go Show These Two Some Love .... :D Much Love You Two :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Echo Angel aka Krystal

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Bisexual Lesson by bbw4youngercocks1 © Danielle had come by her father Paul's rooming house to give him some referrals for some new tenants, when she had heard strange moaning coming from a room he had converted into an office. Seeing the door slightly ajar, Dani peeked in out of curiosity, wonder if her father was all right. She was about to call out his name when she spied him, totally naked on the leather sofa and in a doggy position with a girl that looked to be no more than twenty, both of them engaged in a fucking frenzy and oblivious to what was happening around them. The girl was gripping on the arm of the sofa as he slammed his eight-inch manhood in and out of her. "Oh God, Paul, fuck me!" the girl cried. "I'm going to come again!" From what Dani could tell from that, Paul and the girl had been engaged in sex for some time before she had shown up. Danielle was shocked and a bit hurt as first to see her father engaging in sex with a girl young enough to be hi

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Birthday Present by Fallenfromgrace © She closed the door behind her quietly as she placed her hands on my hips gently, something I loved. She leaned down and kissed me softly, lacing her tongue around mine gently, an act we had only just mastered. No longer did my nerves get the better of me, when before I would get embarrassed because I hadn't known what to do, or I had bitten her or something, now I just sunk into her grasp. She slid the bag out of my hand as she kept her eyes closed and continued to kiss me, she let it drop to the floor and pushed me backwards slowly. A small blush crept over my cheeks as I thought of what was about to happen between us. She pulled her lips away gently, and opened her eyes dreamily and looked down into my eyes lovingly. "Aww look, my baby's blushing!" She giggled in her sexy voice as she took my hands and pulled me over to the bed, she knelt on the floor at my feet and removed her shoes, and then teasingly slid my strappy evening shoe

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Birthday Lunch by ChaseQ © I suppose everyone does it in their own way. Passing judgment on others because they do or don't do something in particular. Women who 'make out' with other women, aren't normal. The act isn't normal. That's what I always thought. In that respect, I was normal, the ones who did were not. A very good friend of mine had invited me over to her house for lunch. Her name is Cathy. Neither of us get out much because we both work at home but we speak almost daily through e-mail or on the phone. Every once in a while we set up a time to meet at one another's homes for lunch and spend a few hours visiting; we've done this for several years. Our husbands work all day long so we don't otherwise get interaction with people. It's a nice break in the routine when we get to do it. We always kiss each other on the cheek when we see each other and again when we part. Women do this, big deal. During my last visit to her house though we didn't quite make it on the cheek

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Birthday Girl by writer1965 © It was her birthday, and the note from Richard said he had something very special planned for her. Well, that was promising. Most things he had planned for her seemed to be pretty special, from her point of view, so what this could be gave rise to a whole host of possibilities in her head. The only instruction was to go to their usual hotel room, have a really thorough shower and get into something sexy. The specific shower instruction got her pretty hot -- it usually meant he was going to go down on her, and she really liked that. At reception, she picked up the key and went to the room. No Richard yet. She did as she was told, slipping out of her clothes and having a good shower. Lots and lots of unscented soaping between her legs and buttocks, giving her a chance to touch herself gently while she daydreamed about what was ahead. But she wouldn't make herself come, not yet. She was saving it up for him. As she dried herself, she heard the cl

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I was in Seattle today doin my own thing. People watching mainly. I saw a couple that looked completely opposite of what they were supposed to look like. The girl, clearly a prep, was dressed in Abercrombie jeans, a pink hoodie, and Doc Martins (WTF?). The guy? The complete opp. He was dressed in baggy pants (the ones with the zippers everywhere), a black Megadeath jacket, and what looked like combat boots. Right as I looked at them I asked myself, Why? Why is he with her and vice versa? Is there something that I am missing completely? Well, they must've seen me looking at them because they came up to me and asked me what was I staring at. I looked at them, smiled sweetly, and said that I was looking at how different they looked from one another. Well, they just looked at each other, then looked back at me and asked if I had a problem with it. I looked back up at them and said that, no, I didn't have a problem with it. In fact, I thought that it was pretty cool that they didn't care wh

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Birthday Celebration by emily_hughs © Hi. My name's Emily, and I want to tell you about my first sexual experience. It was a cold November night, and I was out celebrating my 18th birthday with a couple of friends. I had my coat tightly buttoned up to keep out the chill, which was a shame really as I was wearing quite a revealing outfit and no one was getting the chance to see it. The queue leading into the neon lit building was long, but the door staff were letting people in quite quickly. I had a quick look round at the people waiting behind me, and noticed that a few of them seemed to be eyeing me up. Well, either me or the other two girls that were with me. And not all of them were male, either. "I think that girl's looking at us," I whispered to Amanda, as we took another step closer to the door. Amanda, who was busy rooting in her bag for her 18+ ID card, glanced up in the direction I was indicating. My admirer, if it was me she was admiring, was a young woman who could ha

2 Effective Ways To Bathe A Cat
First Method 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. ________________________________________________________________________________ Second M

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Big Night Out by SADIEWILLIAMS1905© She tucked a delicate finger under the top of her black lace panties and slipped them gently down over her soft, strong thighs and let them drop to the floor, stepping out of them slowly she left them where they fell. Admiring her sleek form in the mirror she hurriedly scraped her long tousled hair into hair band, and let the lose strands fall about her delicate face. She slowly and half kneeling she picked up a bath towel that only just skimmed her thighs when pulled high enough to cover her pert and supple breasts. Gently she opened the door and stepped out into the hall, the warm air soft against her naked flesh. As she turned towards the bathroom she saw Julia walking towards her. "Julia, you're not going in there are you? I have a taxi booked for seven." "Sorry, darling I'm going out tonight as well." was the disappointing reply. "Please, I won't be long, I'm not washing my hair, I just need a good scrub down to freshen up." "

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Betty and Donna by Marilyn37MWF © The story to date- Four friends and neighbors, Marilyn, Betty, Donna and Jane decide to write tales in LITEROTICA. They were to have some basis in truth. They would then own up to who wrote what. The result were as follows; First Bi - Jane First Big One - Donna First taste - Marilyn Many Firsts - Betty Then came an adventure whereby Jane and Donna had and encounter and Jane's husband Johnny and Donna got together. One week later. It was just before 10:00 AM and Donna was alone in her house. Her teen age daughter Jill was at school and her husband Dan was at work. Betty was due in about ten minutes. Even before the events of the writing group and the pool party they had been getting together most Thursday mornings. A quick cuppa then to the mall for shopping and lunch. They had both arranged their schedules to make this possible. Donna had come to look forward to the outings and to the lunches in the mall eating area in par

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Better, Much Better by aussie_ella © Becky looked up from where she sat in the corner of the pub, out of the way of everyone and able to see whoever walked in. The paper was spread out in front of her, giving her something to do as she waited, but she wasn't really taking the articles in. A half-empty vodka, lemon and lime sat sweating on the TV guide, and she lazily traced a finger through the condensed water coating the outside of the glass. It was a hot overcast Sydney evening, summer was here and it was Friday. The lights were dimmed as the pub moved from afternoon beer o'clock into the evening proper, and Becky looked around again, then down at her watch, back up to the door, then down at the article on some celebrity she had been trying to read. Nikki was late. Again. Just the thought of Nikki made Becky's focus waver and she stared into middle distance. There was something about her, Becky thought, something different and so, so sexy. She couldn't quite put her finger on

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My son died today. Many of you that will read this will never understand the impact that a pet can have on you, but, I had a cat named Spike that I loved very much. Today started like any other day. Spike got up with me, had a play fight with his brother Butch, decided to attack a roll of paper towels and even begged for table food as I prepared to leave for work. Just as I was about to leave for work, I heard him cry out in a way I never heard before. When I found him he was listless and gasping for air. To make a long story short, he was dead within the hour. Spikey was always a comfort to me. He made me feel very important, loved and needed. I loved him very much. I've had him since he fit in the palm of my hand, and now he is gone forever. Rest in peace my baby boy.

Fubar Love
I just have to say that I never thought I would ever meet someone as special as the women that stole my heart. She found me on fubar, thats where it all started. Then we meet it was love at first sight. But we were a little timad at first cause we both been hurt. Didn't want to rush things. Well we are know living together. Things are going so well. I never knew that loveing someone was so easy. We know what each other want without asking. Nethier of us are trying. We be ourselves and we fall even more in love. I have to give a shout out to fubar. But I also have to say to all the perves that ruin such a good way to meet people, go buy a porn. I found love so can everyone else. Just be yourself. If she don't like you well don't stop being yourself to impress her. You impress her by being yourself. Be good peps of fubar. Much love!!! love friends

Alone Among Angels
Alone Among Angels ~ by -Ama-Oni-Starslayer- (c) 2007 Why does the darkness seem brighter then the purest of light, People pulling you to do so much, but being only human there is only so much you can do before it hurts. Is it because you think that the light is the right way, who ever said it was so, For all that you may know is that the darkness is the truth, the light may be the liar. Alone I wonder why, Searching in the rain of blood, I think I may have killed the light, but in a way better off alone in the darkness. Leading to the Angels, You come for me from the light, I sink back to my darkness, Don't touch me, I still remember the smile that you destroyed me with, you were never real, you never stayed with me. I may be the dreamer, searching for something in the darkness that I will never fine, but I would rather be able to feel something, then be cold to the heart. I never need the lies, All I wanted was to never drown, So I called out to An

Musica Nocturna Playlist 10/07/07
CONCRETE BLONDE - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (Extended) PARADISE LOST - Mercy DEPECHE MODE - Barrel of a Gun LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - Nothing's Sacred LOLA ANGST - Dead Man's Song ANGELSPIT - 100% (Combichrist 110% Fucked Mix) PULSCIFER - The Undertaker (Reinhold Remix) GARY NUMAN - Haunted BLUTENGEL - Lucifer (Single Version) BATZZ IN THE BELFRY - Come and Die LEAETHER STRIP - Japanese Bodies 2007 (Hiroshima Edit) UBERBYTE - Fall From Heaven v2 MECHANICAL MOTH - Obsession THE LAST DANCE - Regret (Radio Edit) DIARY OF DREAMS - The Plague PSYCLON NINE - Parasitic AGONOIZE - Running (Clubmix) WYNTARDAGE meets ACYLUM - I'm Not Your God (Desruptive Surgery RMX by Formalin) BEBORN BETON - Another World EQUATRONIC - Truth or Dare INTUITION - Staring Off At Nothing NOVEMBER PROCESS - #define Friend ROB ZOMBIE - Spookshow Baby (Black Leather Catsuit Mix) MARILYN MANSON - Uder Friendly NINE INCH NAILS - Heresy VNV NATION - Solitary (Signals Version) FUNKER VOGT - M

Beth Has A Taste Of Magic
Beth Has a Taste of Magic by Lizzy_Beth_26 © Beth was awakened from her orgasm-induced nap by the ringing of the doorbell. She sat up on the bed and tried to gain her senses. Her cat Sammy was still sleeping on the pillow next to hers. The doorbell rang again as she sprang from the bed. She headed to her dresser, removing her robe as she went. Hanging it over the back of the dressing table chair, she reached into the drawer and quickly grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, dressed and rushed to the door as the doorbell rang yet again. "Be right there!" she called out as she moved swiftly down the hall and to the door. She peered through the peephole in the door to see Cindy standing on the front porch. She unlocked the door and motioned for her to come in. "What the hell took you so long?" Cindy asked chidingly as she pulled the screen door open. Beth replied, "Nature called and I was in the bathroom." "I understand how that goes." Cindy replied as she entered and pla

Best Of Friends
Best of Friends by slugworth © Rachel was a beautiful woman and totally feminine. She was about 5'6", slightly overweight but still very shapely. She had a thin waist and her breasts were large and firm. She had fantastic blue eyes, fair, soft skin and stylishly cut reddish brown hair. She possessed grace and charm, a good personality and her beautiful smile showed off her straight white teeth. She was a college graduate and she held a very responsible position with her company. The only thing that wasn't right with Rachel was her social life. She was a divorcee of three years. Her husband was abusive and an inept lover. Sex was strictly about him and with him it was sex, not love making. As long as he got off, he didn't care one thing about her and her needs. After five years of that and some rough stuff to boot, she had had enough. She sought divorce and got it. She was so glad that they had not had children. She concentrated on her career but after a year, she began to

Best Kisser
Best Kisser by YasminOgur © The last of the wine trickled into Judy's glass, the final drops spattering the coffee table as she passed the empty bottle to Christine, who placed it carefully on the floor. Judy leaned forward to rub the spatter with her finger, before sitting back on the sofa when she realized that the resulting smear looked even worse. "Oh dear!" Christine said facetiously. "A nasty stain of vintage Merlot. I guess you'd better buy Rhona a new table, Judy." "I agree," said Rhona solemnly, though she smiled as she spoke. She leaned back on the sofa, where she sat nestling between her two friends. Christine reached over to gently tug Judy's long blonde hair "You're drunk," she observed. "Red wine always affects you too quickly. Why didn't you let me drink the last of the bottle?" "Because she's greedy," said Rhona. "If there's free food or free drink, then Judy will gladly gobble it up before anyone else gets a chance." "Not true!" Judy protested, pret

Best Friends
Best Friends by Peter Duncan © I never imagined that after twenty-two years of happy marriage, having two children, a son who graduated from high school last spring and is going to the University of Arizona on a baseball scholarship, and a daughter, now sixteen, who seems to be Miss "everything" at school, that there could have been anything more fulfilling in my life. Arthur, my husband owns his own software company, is wildly successful and has treated me like his princess throughout our marriage. We have everything we want, live in a status community and are considered pillars of the Congregational Church to which we have belonged for fifteen years. For the last five years I have been part of a bible study group...a group of women who have become "best friends," four of whom meet regularly to play bridge. But, I have to confess to you who read this, something has happened in my life that you might consider contrary to your concept of a model wife and mother and a moral, Chri

Best Friends...and Lovers
Best Friends...And Lovers by iiwantyous0obad © I've known my best friend ever since we were eight years old. Her name is Jenn, and she's gorgeous. She looks so different now, eleven years later. She's brunette with blue eyes, about 5'9 and she's got the most gorgeous breasts I've ever seen - 36D. My name's Mel. I'm blonde with green eyes, 5'9 as well, and I'm not as well endowed in the chest area but I've gotten many compliments on my ass. Guys always love to push their dicks into my asshole, but guys don't turn me on anymore. I've decided I'm bisexual, but I lean more towards girls. I don't know why, but there it is. One day, her and I were sitting on the stairway outside her apartment, we were taking stupid pictures. We decided to take a picture of us kissing-we thought it would get the boys we date riled up. We took a picture of an ordinary tap kiss but we clung to each other long after the picture was snapped. I slipped my tongue into her mouth and we massaged each oth

Best Friends Forever
Best Friends Forever by hot_boy_canada © Gather around folks and let me tell you the story of two of the hottest women you will ever know. There names are Rachel and Brittney. Both of them are blonde-haired women with big breasts. Rachel is 23, has dirty blonde hair and 38C breasts and an ass and legs the go on forever. Brittney is 22 and is a platinum blonde with 40C breasts with the ass of a goddess. Both the girls have shaved pussies. This story takes place in the middle of the summer in the great state of Tennessee. Brittney was in her backyard lying by the pool when her best friend Rachel stopped by. "Hey Britt where are you girl?" asked Rachel. "Out here having a party for one." replied Brittney. Rachel walked through the house peeling her clothes off and wearing nothing but her tiny little thong bikini. Walking through the door Rachel spots Brittney wearing nothing at all. "I see your working on getting rid of those tan lines!" "Have to look hot for Tj." said Bri

Best Friends By Pagrl
Best Friends by pagrl © I can't remember a time when we were not friends. We've known each other since before kindergarten. Twenty years later, you're a single mom and I'm just single. I listen as you complain that you wish you could find someone with whom you can share all of your secrets. You tell me that you want someone who doesn't laugh at you for wanting to be a dancer. You tell me all of your secret desires and dreams. (I already knew that you wanted to be a Rockette, you know.) As you tell me of your latest dating disaster, I get Ronnie ready for bed. (Did you know she hates the Barbie pajamas your ex-mother-in-law gave her?) I hear you tell me we need to find me a partner so our children can grow up together and be best friends like we are. (You've been the only one to accept me as I am. You stood by me even when my parents disowned me.) Or, you suggest, I could just get fertilized and not bother with a partner. (You think I don't see how hard it is for you and Ronn

Best Friends By Fyrbush
Best Friends by fyrbush © Carrie and I have been friends for 4 years. It was a chance meeting; she and her husband Ryan were looking to purchase a used car from my husband and me. We soon learned, our husbands had served together in the Air Force and knew some of the same people, although they had never met, and she and I were in the same line of work. We became "couple friends" the four of us double dating and enjoying each other's friendship. From this, Carrie and I became best friends. It wasn't unusual for us to go shopping and out to dinner alone, leaving our husbands to do the macho things on their own. This particular weekend, the boys were on a fishing trip. Carrie invited me over for dinner for a girls' night while they were away. I brought the wine and she made a delicious dinner. We were through our second bottle of wine when the conversation started to become more personal. Carrie, for the first time mentioned her first husband to me. I knew she and Ryan ha

Best Friends By Espeteroh
Best Friends by espeteroh © It wasn't the first time Lindsey had announced she was done with men. Lindsey understood it was just a cry of pain as did her friends but at least for a little while she did mean it. Her best friend Trish insisted they get out for a night on the town. Translated that meant Trish wanted to visit one of the local meat markets and pine for hot guys. Trish had said, "We're single, twenty-four and gorgeous. Let's make them beg!" Lindsey was a tall lanky blonde with beautiful eyes, a killer smile but a boyish figure. Trish, on the other hand, was of average height, slightly overweight, a face full of freckles and a lush figure that she usually hid beneath bulky clothing. Her vibrant personality had made her "one of the guys" in high school and a friend to everyone but really close to no one save Lindsey. In their senior year while Lindsey had garnered the female lead in the school play Trish was out of sight painting scenery and put together props. It was her

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Doing What Is Right For My Daughter
i wrote a few mumms that i want to clear the air on right now.i love my daughter more than any thing in this world.i would never leave my baby for any woman and i would never do any thing to hurt her.what i was asking in my mumms and badly i want to add is.would you move to a different part of the country with ur child away from all that is normal to her??i am not going any where with out her and that never crossed my mind.to make a long story short.what i am asking is do i take my baby away from things she knows to a place that would be new to her.just to say it again,I AM WITH MY DAUGHTER ALWAYS..I AM NOT LEAVING HER FOR ANY REASON...

Bend-over Boifriend
Bend-Over Boifriend by cand86© "What the hell is this?" I say when I see what's lying on the table. I had sauntered over for a beer and to give a quick glance at the box, just to see if Lauren had decided to indulge me with a Segal- or -Van Damme action flick, or went instead with a cheesy, romantic chick flick that would either put me to sleep, or, best case scenario, put her in the mood. Instead, sitting innocuously on the counter next to bags of groceries and the newspaper, is a movie with an obscene cover. I should know. I've seen quite a few of them when I browse the back aisles of the Blockbuster, hunting for girl-on-girl action. But I've never seen any quite like this. There's a man on his stomach, with a very beautiful woman lying on top of him- unpornlike and almost romantic. But then, in a tiny image to the side, the same woman is wearing a harness and strap-on. And the man is on his knees in front of her. And the name, staring me in the face: Bend Over Boyfriend.

The Beach
The Beach by PAhorny © "What a beautiful day!" Sandra says excitedly. "Sure is." Her friend, Betty replies. "I can't wait to get set up on the beach & enjoy it." "I wonder where everyone is." Sandra says, sounding a little confused. Sandra & Betty are best friends. They have been since high school. They won a free trip to the Carribean. They've set up on a remote beach farther south. There are very few visitors to this beach. Perfect for Sandra & Betty. "I'm gonna go change, Sandra." "Okay. See you in a bit." By the time Betty returns, all of the other visitors have already left. Betty returns in a light blue string bikini. "Okay. I'll go change now. You can watch our stuff." Sandra tells her. "Okay." Sandra runs up to the changing tent. She puts on a string bikini as well, only hers is extra small & her nipples show right through. "Ready for a swim, Sandra?" "Sure thing Betty." They go out & splash around in the water for about half an hour.

For My Dear Friend The Original Portuguese Princess!!!
I WANT TO THANK YOU, I COUNT ON YOU AGAIN,AND AGAIN, NEVER STOP BEING YOU!! I APPRECIATE ALL YOU DO AND HAVE DONE, MY DEAR AND PRECIOUS FRIEND!!! A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO LISTENS AND CARES, A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS THERE. A FRIEND BRINGS HAPPINESS THAT CAN WARM AND MEND. I'M SO GLAD THAT I CAN CALL YOU A FRIEND. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ENTERED MY LIFE, BUT ONE THING REMAINS TRUE... I'VE NEVER MET A SINGLE SOUL WHO HAS TOUCHED MY HEART QUITE LIKE YOU HAVE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT FRIEND. KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE MISSED... YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE, TEJANA POR VIDA

The Beach
The Beach (F/F, rom, first, oral, exhib, magic, fantasy) Cynthia sat in her patio, pondering her life as she put down a book by Anais Nin. The cold morning sea breeze cut through her chiffon robe and slippers, the chill went through her body, turning her milk white skin into a row of goose pimples. Her long brown curls twirled freely in the wind, reminding her how Stephen once touched her hair. They were to be married, but Stephen left her waiting at the altar. >From then on Cynthia swore that she would never be hurt again, even if it meant she would be alone forever. From her patio she looked out at the swirling ocean and the white, foaming waves crashing on shore. The waves were like his empty promises, seemingly full of promise but ending up as little more than foam. Stephen was ready to give her the universe in and its wonders, only to give her suffering and pain . Despite it all, at least I can still laugh at the comical tragedy that is life, Cynthia though

An Asshole Pissed Me Off This Weekend
i got on my bike and took my girl friend with me to a bar where the rest of my club was at that night.we sat next to each other all night at the same table that my brothers were at and was haveing a good time.every one in the bar knew she was with me.this guy comes to the table and wanted to dance with my woman and so he did.n/p at first.we were next to the dance floor anyway so i could see it all.it started out ok at first.next thing i know hes asking agen and agen. now for some reason he starts trying to hold her in his armes and i see her nicely push him back away from her.guess this wasent enuff cause next he starts to grab her ass.she pushed him back over and over agen during the night.so finely i had enuff i went to his friend and simply said to him please ask your friend to back off some. well next thing i know this guy and the other one is at my table threatening me gona kick my ass out side.well i walked up to the biggest biker who was with us and quietly told him what had

Belly Button
Belly Button by mummys dirty angel© For Sara, so sweet and tender! I awake to the sounds of the enchanting dawn chorus. Its 5:45am and outside on the silhouetted branches of the tree outside a cluster of our small, feathered friends sing in unison at the rising of the sun. I turn to my side and see the equivalent of a dawn chorus lying beside me. God, you are so beautiful, so perfect and you look oh so fragile right now. The crumpled sheet has fallen away from you and your firm, perky breasts are on full show. Are you dreaming about someone special I wonder? Your nipples are hard and your breaths are light and relaxed. I edge closer, reluctantly wanting to touch you, but how can I resist? The tip of my finger traces slow circles around your nipple. You suddenly flinch and I almost shriek as you startle me, I’m so lost in you. I look at you and I’m relieved my voice didn’t wake you; that’s good, for now anyway! I return my finger to your nipple and again attempt to gentl

Baby Face
So Ive been working on my daughters baby shower, since its next Sun..Got to get things going. So I rented a hall at this place called Pentos place. and Im going to rent a DJ Sterio system for the day.. Friends & I have been working on some babyshower favors..its these little pink bottles filled with sweettarts that look like little pacifers..and has a lil ribbon..very cute. ( I will have pics in a few weeks) Anyways, her theme is "Disney Princesses" I went on E-bay and bought 4 standup life size of the princesses..which cost me $$ 135 bucks..*phew* My friend Lori is making a 3-D Cake of the Disney Castle, 3 layer cake, vanilla, choclate, Strawberry layers. Shes the one that made my pot leaf "40" Cake..The disney cake cost me 150 bucks..yeah..so the resteraunt wanted to charge me 400$$ to cater it, :o No way, so we are going to cook and make sme awesome food for it for alot less $$ But wayyy more food. Cant beat that! Not only that, I went and bought a baby shower book for the games

Behind Bars
Behind Bars by S. Sarge © Barbara Harris looked over her shoulder as the steel barred door clanked shut behind her. For the next three years this would be her home, the Sexton Correctional Facility For Women. How could have she been so stupid?!? Holding those drugs for Harry had been just about the dumbest thing she had ever done, so when the police broke into her apartment, they found two ounces of cocaine and an ounce of heroin. Harry of course was nowhere to be found, leaving her high and dry. Luckily this was only her first offense, or it could have been sentenced ten years!!! A guard led her to the admitting area where she was issued prison wear and all her personal belongings were confiscated. The same guard then took her to the administration office where she was to have a meeting with Warden Dunn. After waiting fifteen minutes or so, she was ushered in to meet the warden, and right from the start Barbara had a bad feeling about Warden Dunn, a fairly tall but over weight wom

My Daily Whorescope....
You may be the smoothest operator in town on most days, but right now you're just not a people person. It's not that you can't get the words out, though -- it has a lot more to do with your impatience with stupidity. Does this mean I am impatient with myself?I am really starting to believe I am retarded,b/c not only did I read the horobox thingy,but I took the time to think about it. Feel free to call me a Stupid Cunt or some other nice names down there.....

Wanna Know The Truth ????????????????
YO YO YO WASSUP PEEPS THE BADDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR IS NOW TAKEN APPLICATION FOR VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE LOUNGE,YOUR RESUME WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE AN INTERVIEW,YOU MUST HAVE REFERENCES AND PREVIOUS JOB SKILLS FOR THE POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR,I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS NOT YOUR TYPICAL FUBAR LOUNGE THIS IS THE BADDEST ONE ,SO THERE FOR I AS THE OWNER CAN NOT HIRE PEOPLE FOR POSITIONS THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR,TO BE THE BEST YOU MUST HIRE THE BEST.THE PAY IS GOOD PLUS YOU GET MEALS HALF OFF(YOUR PAY WILL BE DISCUSSED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW)AS WE ALL KNOW GOING INTO AN INTERVIEW WITH YOUR WONDERFUL POTENTIAL BOSS,SHE DOES PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO CRETIN ASPECTS(GOOD LOOKING GUYS AND DOLLS). PLEASE YO YO YO HOOK A GIRL UP,GET YOSELF WID ME ON DIS MATTER!! LMAO I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAD SOME FUN,I THINK I LOST MY MIND I'M JUST IN THE MOOD TODAY,IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH US IN WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ. LOGO FOR ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ۞ PLEASE SEND

To Fall / Fall In Love>>> A Poem By Diana
We fall, we are lifted up .We go again though it be ruff. Its so lonly at times but, We must get up and move on . It is the way of things to be , Till You fall for someone like me . Then Its difficult to see , im a creature of nature and wanting to be.. touched , loved and held , and in Your arms till then. One day it will be and then Ill feel so wanted and needed, and have a purpose too.. For you see and know that it was you all along , that I was waiting on. Someone,s arms to open up and let me fall //fall in love. hugs all ...Diana

He Is A Keeper--wooohooo I Am Bored To-lol
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return! Is He a Keeper?

10/05/07-10/18/07: Schedule For Work
Friday 10/05/07: 12am-8am Saturday 10/06/07: 12p-12a Sunday 10/07/07: 12p-12a Monday 10/08/07: 2p-10p Tuesday 10/09/07: OFF Wednesday 10/10/07: OFF Thursday 10/11/07: 12a-8a Friday 10/12/07: 12am-8am Saturday 10/13/07: 12p-12a Sunday 10/14/07: 12p-12a Monday 10/15/07: 2p-10p Tuesday 10/16/07: OFF Wednesday 10/17/07: OFF Thursday 10/18/07: 12a-8a

~what If I Liked You 2~
~you never know until you ask~ Highway run Into the midnight sun Wheels go round and round Youre on my mind Restless hearts Sleep alone tonight Sendin all my love Along the wire They say that the road Aint no place to start a family Right down the line Its been you and me And lovin a music man Aint always what its supposed to be Oh girl you stand by me Im forever yours...faithfully Circus life Under the big top world We all need the clowns To make us smile Through space and time Always another show Wondering where I am Lost without you And being apart aint easy On this love affair Two strangers learn to fall in love again I get the joy Of rediscovering you Oh girl, you stand by me Im forever yours...faithfully Oh, oh, oh, oh Faithfully, Im still yours Im forever yours Ever yours...faithfully

Bed
Bed by jenyes © My dreams of you almost always include a bed. Beds of all manners and descriptions and sizes. Sometimes they are elegant, luxurious, high four poster affairs with thick, heavy covers in a large airy room. Expensive rooms. Other times, just a dark, worn pad covering part of the floor in a room with no or flicking light. Abandoned building rooms, filling an immediacy. An endless variety of beds in between. Some beds we rush into. The destination and our intentions clear. Other beds found at the end of a wonderful day together. Enjoying every minute with you, knowing that we will end there but in no hurry. Savoring the slow passage of time. Beds we sneak into. Taking great care to avoid being recognized. Beds in which we tempt fate. Chosen close to home, friends and family. Paid and entered in haste. Familiar beds. Strange beds. The bed in my apartment where I long for you most nights. Or your bed on those intoxicating nights when y

I So Jacked This Off Craigslist
Ok, so here's a "I just feel the need to share this with someone (I obviously can't tell anyone I know)" post. The story needs to be told . . . Since my wife shows an interest in sex extremely infrequently (you wouldn't guess it by our three kids), I have been largely left to my own devices over the years. Sometimes I get . . . well, you know . . . curious. (BTW, will someone please explain to me what the deal is with all the wives out there -- mine in particular -- who love sex until a few years into a marriage? Please, please unlock this mystery for me. Yes, I want to keep things new (please again). And yes, I want to experiment - quite desperately in fact. And oh, how I love to eat that kitty cat. Simply love it. Oh, but wait, what's that you say? All you want to do is missionary? And you don't really want foreplay? Well, shoot, I guess I'll have to say I'm down with that, too, especially when given the alternative of the fabulous Ms. Rosie Palm. But _no_ sex? Oh, sorry, I m

Beaten & Collared
Beaten & Collared by Desiree Kane © Note: This is a cyber catfight I had taken part in today (6/27/05). Hope you enjoy it. My name is Desiree Marie Kane and I had a serious hankering to do some cybercatfighting with someone who knew what they were doing. I found many of them on the Yahoo listing for people who enjoyed Catfighting. I added many to my list and then had a few fights. The first three were creampuffs and were beaten easily. My fourth match gave me a challenge but I managed to beat her. The fifth one beat me pretty handily but that isn't the one I am writing about. The one I am writing about has just happened. This was a much closer battle but it was as much as what she did to me psychologically as well as physically. Here is my story of shame and humiliation. We fought on her turf, her apartment. I walked in; she was standing there arrogantly dressed in tight pink running shorts and a tight white tank top, exposing her lean but toned and strong-looking arms. I was

A Beautiful Day
A Beautiful Day by greenfly© It was a beautiful hot and sunny day, It was your day off, hubby was at work and the kids to school, the sun shone and you thought to yourself, this is just how I like it, my day to do exactly what I want, and I am going to sunbathe. Out came your sunbed and off came your clothes, at least some of them, you put on Bikini bottoms but left the tops off and after you covered yourself with sun block, you settled down to roast. Your garden is well protected by fences and hedges, and no-one could overlook you lying on your sunbed, so you felt quite safe sunbathing topless, but you had a loose skirt and top to hand, just in case----. You sizzled for an hour, and then your mouth felt dry and you wanted a drink, before you stood up you slipped on your loose top, which was enough to cover your shoulders and breasts, and started up the garden path towards your house, when a voice called you, "Hey Rachel, day off today?" It was Helen your neighbou

The Bar
The Bar by SleepingBeauty1112© Sitting on the edge of my bed I look at the clothes I have hanging out for the day. I smile to myself, a light blush touching my cheeks. I had made it a tradition of stopping after work on Fridays to this restaurant/bar that is in between my house and my work. I would stop and have a few drinks and listen to whatever musician was playing that night. It was a sort of unwinding thing for the weekend. A few weeks ago I saw this woman and she was amazing. She had short brown hair, stunning blue eyes, curves in the perfect places. Long story short she really got my pulse racing, my heart pounding, and all my thoughts on her. She was with a few friends the first time. I was trying as hard as I could not to ogle. She smiled my way a couple times. I tried to play cool and just nod my head. I was thankful at least I was in my work clothes, a professional business suit most of the time. By the time she saw me of course my tie was loosened, sleeves rol

Bath Time's Over
Bath Time's Over by Diamond_Girl© Note from the author... This story is the 4th in the "Jimmy and Arane" series, written by DiamondJim and me. You may find links to the other stories in the series under "Favorites" in our profiles. Please remember to vote, and we love positive feedback. *~*~*~*~*~*~* Softly, as if from a distance, I heard my love's voice intruding on my dreams. My mind kept replaying the previous hours' enjoyments as I struggled with how much I'd enjoyed my first lesbian encounter with Debbie. My blood sang through my veins as I remembered her touch and the pleasure we'd found together. After our explosive climaxes in the tub, we held each other as the jets soothed and stimulated our over-sensitive nerves. Soft whispers intermingled with the gurgling of the water as we talked and kissed. "Debbie," I said, "There's something I'd like to do for you, but we'll have to get out of the tub first." With a little frown of confusion marring her otherwise perfe

Bailey
Bailey (Remember it's a fantasy) I guess it would have to be that I am in Africa on a holiday with a friend, female of course. Bouth of us are white and blondes. We attract a lot of men, but we don't care. Both of us enjoy seeing the sites and especially the wilderness and the wildlife. One night when we are out in the wild, we fall asleep and when we wake up, we are both shackled and in cages. We are transported to this place far away, deep in the wilderness. When we arrive, we are let out of our cages. We are drugged again, and the next time when we awake, we are both tied up. A women comes in and inspects our tattoo, that signals that we are now slaves She also checks the gold ring that had been put through our clitoris. We notice that it cannot be opened, so it is permanent. We both start to cry. She feeds us and than walks away. The next day, she lets us walk around the compound. We quickly observe that escape is impossible. After about a week, we meet

Do You Have A Type A Personality
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The Appointment by SpankerSam © Her hands were sweating. She looked down at her legs and noticed that her legs were shaking too. Glendora looked out the window as she rode the bus to her appointed stop. "Oh Master! Why couldn't you be here with me?" Glendora was dressed as her Master had told her to dress. She wore the black dress he loved. Her shoes were the open sandals that showed off her sexy toes. Beneath it she wore her thong. Even now she could feel how wet she was becoming. Her bra had holes where her nipples poked thru. She felt like everyone on the bus knew what she was thinking and feeling. The bus pulled up to her stop and she got off. Walking the two blocks, she walked up to the door with the address she was told to look for. Standing at the door, Glendora lifted her hand to knock. She was told not to ring the bell. Her hand was shaking so hard, she closed her hand into a fist. She felt her nails dig into her palm. Just as she was about to lift her hand again to kno

The Apology
The Apology by kylee_is_hot © I'm a 22 year old, I have brown hair, I have a job at a big law firm, I am 5 foot 6, have 34C breasts, weight 150 pounds, and I have a nice firm butt as I work out at the local gym every Tuesday and Thursday. But today is a Wednesday morning and I over slept my alarm clock by 20 minutes. The only morning I needed to be in early and I managed to over sleep my alarm clock. I had to resort to a 5-minute shower without even having time to wash or condition my hair, which had become very dry and knotty. I didn't even have time to fit in my regular morning masturbation, which put me on good terms for the rest of the day. I didn't get time to make or eat any breakfast but I still brushed my teeth. I left my apartment 10 minutes late and opened up the driver door to my car and hopped in and took off. I knew this wasn't going to be my day as out of all the traffic lights all I got were red except for the one where I went through when it was yellow. I only

Aroused In Class
Aroused in Class by Lia Monde © For Talina, college was a blast. However, some classes were a flat-out bore. Professor Dougherty's early morning Anthropology 101 defined boring. The subject matter could be dry and the professor had a terrible presentation style. She spoke in a monotone and her bland presentation of facts was often accompanied by slide after uninteresting slide. The sole appeal of the class was that virtually everyone could get a "B" with minimal effort. As she entered class, she saw the screen and projector that indicated today was going to be one of those endless presentations. Moving past several bleary-eyed students, Talina mounted the stairs to the back of the theater style classroom. She placed her backpack on the narrow table and took off her baseball cap. Shaking her long ponytail free, she dropped into a chair in the last row. At least the seats were padded and comfortable. She opened her notebook and flicked her blond hair behind the chair. The sophomor

Ari's Ride
Ari's Ride by joanne6974 © She finished the cold drink in three quick gulps while she looked at the hot, dusty road that cut the tiny town in half. It had been the first stopping place she had crossed in almost three hours of hard riding. The shaded area around the fuel pumps was a relief from the blazing sun that had turned the asphalt soft and scorched the small plants by the roadside. Her leather halter protected very little of her small chest and tight belly, the low riding faded jeans were stiff with salt sweated from her body. She felt her skin, warm and red from the daylong ride. She swung her leg over the smooth leather saddle and kicked her Harley to life. The few onlookers stared as they had expected some hulking biker to emerge from the little store to pilot the iron horse. The tall, thin girl wasn't in their perspective as the sole occupant of the big cruiser. Ari had been riding since grade school, since her father built bikes for a living, and her big brother wa

Aria Ch. 01
Aria Ch. 01 by MistressJett © * Freya had finally met Aria when both women attended an indie publishing conference in a midwestern college town. They'd been trading zines and letters for years, whenever Freya was in one place long enough to put together a series of travel stories and have the same mailing address for a while. The night before the conference actually started, Freya and Dick had arrived in town a bit late and headed straight for the bar where bands were performing; it was sort of an unofficial pre-party. Almost as soon as they walked into the place, Aria walked up to Freya and wrapped her in a hug. Aria was heading to get a beer, and when she returned she had one for Freya as well. The women sat at a table with a couple of Aria's friends, sipping their drinks and playing a game of catch up. Before long, it was last call and then the bar was closing. Freya hid their unfinished beers in her vest pockets and the group headed down the street to a motel after Fr

So True For Me!!!
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Newwwwwb
Whats good folks, im new to this site. I am kinda addicted already, ive been tryin to get levels fast but its not goin awesome =( plz help me get points and i will return the favor! =) if you wanna know anything about me just ask im real hopen and honest and shit. And PLZ rate my cannabis pics =) It would mean a lot to me =) Im not really sure how this blog thing works, but i think this is what im sposed to do in it =) anyway till next time, xoxoxo, Christopher Cannabis

Any Port In A Storm
Any Port In A Storm by mom4gurlz© This is one of those stories that could have started with "I have a friend who ..." or perhaps "Once when I was young ..." However, neither of those is strictly true, although this story is essentially factual. The names have been changed to protect the innocent or guilty; take your pick as to which applies. This is not my story, but rather the story of one close to me. I have pieced this together from comments and a few shared secrets from the lady in question and from her husband as they try to get past these times and these events. All this took place more than a decade ago and you will surmise, dear reader, that some of this has been filled in from my imagination, as I could not have witnessed the specifics, nor were those details shared with me. Other parts of it, are right on the money, and if not in the proper sequence, are as complete as my knowledge allows. The lady of this tale is called Katherine and during this period her live-in b

How American Are You
You Are 81% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

Anticipation
Anticipation by BrettJ © Teri sat on the shoreline near her cottage, taking in the mist from the water. She was shivering, but not with the cold. Indeed, it was a lovely, balmy day. Teri was shivering from fear at the move she had just made, which promised to change her life forever. Hugh had warned her about it, time and time again. "It's a dumb move Sis!" he told her. Tact was NOT Hugh's strong point. "This could ruin your life, people are gonna talk!" No matter. As she sat there thinking, the beautiful brunette knew it was a risk she had been willing to take. Any risk for love was a risk worth taking. Teri had fallen deeply, madly, in love with her brother's best friend. Who just happened to be a girl. Not just any girl, a girl she had known for years and years. It hadn't happened over night. Victoria had grown up across the street from the Hudson family. Her parents were from Sweden, Victoria was the drop-dead gorgeous Swedish blonde that men dream of. She was beau

Anticipating Beltane
Anticipating Beltane by golden smog© Scotland: 1559. The clouds and frequent chilly rain of winter not withstanding, Lise began to resume her tramps out of doors. Though not as indifferent to her security as she had once been, her need for air and exertion reasserted themselves. Against any expectation she would have had if consulted, Lise had found heeling and renewal at Whithorn. Though not of a religious temperament, Lise had to concede that, somehow, Margarete had been right to insist on the long and arduous journey. Lise had always thought pilgrimage to be a pointless trial. Nevertheless, it was only since that long journey and the many things that had happened on the road, that Lise had truly begun to heel from the wound her spirit had received at the hands of three lawless rapists. The men were each dead, and Lise was alive. Since the pilgrimage last autumn, she had been increasingly able to savor her life, and to feel grateful for it. Sometimes, Owen would acc

She Is
SHE IS MY HEART SHE IS MY SOUL SHE HAS MADE ME THINK AND KEPT ME ON MY TOES. SHE IS THE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLING ME TO MOVE FORWARD. SHE IS THE AIR THAT I BREATH WHEN I GASP FOR HELP. SHE IS MY THOUGHT IN THE MORNING AND MY DREAM AT NIGHT. SHE IS MY OKIE SUNSHINE. SHE IS ALL OF ME AND I HOPE I CAN BE ALL OF HER. SHE IS I. SHE IS US.

Cutting
So, my 11 year old sister has started cutting herself. I found 4 cuts on one arm 5 on the other. When I asked her about it, not in front of my parents, she said they're just cat scratches. There's no possible way in hell they're cat scratches. They are about a half inch apart in straight lines. I don't know what to do or say to her to let her know that there are healthier ways of getting out pain and anger. I used to cut...for about a month....when I was younger. But I learned how to overcome what was getting me down. My sister on the other hand gives into peer pressure and is rarely happy. I'm really worried about how far she may go. HELP!

A Good Woman
I have always been told that the eyes are the windows to a persons soul..If this is true tell me how can you look deep into my eyes and walk away from me with a smile on your face?? Know this I am a good woman and I will not let those of you who pretend to love me bring me down! Look closer, Look deeper see who I really am!! I AM A GOOD WOMAN A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, or does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of Articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted,it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good

Another One Undies Lol
Your Lucky Underwear Is Red You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you! What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Another Late Night
Another Late Night by RubieRed© It's late on a Thursday evening, and Staci is still sitting at her desk in the office trying to get this project done, her boss has been pounding her about it all week. She feels so stressed her shoulders are aching. She has been working late all week and is in dire need of a release. She looks around the empty office suite, and stops to listen for any noises for a moment.......nothing. Believing she is alone, she kicks off her 3 inched black heels under her desk. She leans back in the chair and lets her long dark hair down from the tight bun it was in. Ahhh, she lets out a long sigh and closes her eyes. She starts to think about the day she had, and the very handsome guy she was pressed up against in the crowded elevator earlier today. She remembers her ass pressed up against his crotch, she could feel the shape of his limp cock through her very thin, very short black skirt. She could feel him breathe down her neck. She starts to get turned on

True Friends
True friends are hard to find, and when you find them don't let go. If there ever is a day that we must say goodbye remember true friends will always come back. True friends never die. True friends are hard to find. Where ever life may lead us i hope that we will always be the best of friends. and if i had only one true friend left in this world i would want it to be you. you have always been through the good times and the bad times, cheered me up when i was blue, kept me from giving up. True friends are hard to find, but i found one in you. I thank God everyday that i have you in my life. I hope that our friendship never dies but only grows stronger. True friends are hard to find and when you find them hang on cause they may not come around again. Like a balloon if you let go it will fly away but if it comes back it was meant to be. My friend my hero i love you with all my heart. True friends are hard to find. In my heart you will always be. My fri

This Is So Very True About Me
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Another Doctor
Another Doctor by Katherine-T © * * * * * So far the convention is ordinary, and beginning to be boring. It's the end of the afternoon, the large room only half filled, a dozing crowd. Nearly all of them are physicians, medical people from various places, even a few Europeans, although this is primarily an American meeting. I've had my eyes on two women in the row in front of me. They seem to be a couple. The older one is a brunette, the younger one with long blonde hair. The blonde reminds me of Cassie, and every time I look at this blonde in the row in front of me I think of a time with Cassie, a hot time with Cassie in my arms. One can't help thinking. I tell myself I'm exonerated. How can I help not think about Cassie? At the end of this paper, when the applause is finished, I rise to ask a short question. Nothing confrontational. Mere information. Almost trivial. When I sit down again, both women in the row in front of me turn to look at me. We exchange glances. Frien

Annie's Panties
Annie's Panties by leann511 © The first time I saw her I felt a strange thrill that I could not understand, along with a desire to be around her as much as I could. We were at the Student Union building, in a large, circular booth, just hanging out between classes. The booth was growing more crowded for a while but by the time the next period started it began to thin out. I skipped a class because I could not bring myself to leave while she was there. I don't know why I was so fascinated by her unless it was her vivacious smile and her compelling eagerness to participate in, and experience everything. Her exuberant interests completely overwhelmed me and when she spoke directly to me, I felt very privileged to be even a silent recipient of her wonderfully animated conversation. Her voice, while not saying anything sexual, was so sensual that my pussy became moist just at the sounds of her words. Her name was Annie and her eyes were cornflower blue and so lovely I could stare int

The Jewish Bra
THE JEWISH BRA A New Yorker on vacation in New Hampshire walks into the Lingerie Department of a Nashua retail store. He tells the saleslady,"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes

The Cherry Chase ~~ Hosted By ~~heartistic Soul~~
Have you seen the Cherry Chase????? This is a great contest being hosted by one of our own Wicked Storm Members ~~Heartistic Soul~~ If your not a Wicked Storm Member -Come by pick your self a favorite, you might even win a small prize just for rating and commenting! If you are a Storm Member help promote and make this contest awesome, by meeting and greeting, giving small gifts and you will recieve an animated WSC tag made by Heartistic Soul, just send her your picture and let her know your favorite color. Sweet Deal Huh? Here are the links, happy commenting, happy contesting, happy promoting!! ~~Heartistic Soul~~ ~~Christina~~ ~~KayKay~~ ~~DJ SweetZ~~

Lover Update
The last time we met, we made it to the eighth floor of a parking garage in a not-so-sleepy city. I left hand-prints on a sedan; he left a cream-filled condom on the concrete floor. My tell-tale heart, muffled by a suit jacket, ticks away the moments until our next not-so-auto-erotic meeting.

Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. STILL NEED 10 MORE ENTRIES. . . WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 21 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is encouraged .

Fda Seeks To Bypass Doctors With Behind-the-counter Drug Sales Via Pharmacists
Well I said it before and I will say it again. Its really all about the money and the FDA pushing there harmful drugs. They want everyone to be taking there drugs!! See Below: In a bold move designed to sell even more prescription drugs, the FDA has announced its intention to bypass doctors and allow pharmacists to prescribe certain drugs directly to consumers. The move would subject patients to prescription-strength pharmaceuticals even though they have not been examined, diagnosed with any condition or given any kind of non-drug treatment plan by the person prescribing the drugs. It is a "drugs only" approach that moves the U.S. medical system one step closer to what I call "drive-by medicine." The FDA is justifying this move by explaining that pharmacists have the training and knowledge to provide "interventions" to patients. As the FDA stated in a Federal Registry notice: "Some groups have asserted that pharmacist interaction with the consumer could ensure safe and effective

Seti@home
Used to run SETI@Home alot on my computer as a way of having it be busy while I was sleeping :) - that, and Folding@Home too (protein 3-dimensional structure calculation while-you-work...) and GIMPS (the Great International Mersenne Prime project - something like that - prove large numbers are prime while you nap ;^) - it's produced among the largest known primes, truly, which has applications outside pure math in producing rather difficult-to-break codes)... - computers' downtime is very useful for participation in other peoples' mathematics projects: they send raw data, your computer processes it and sends them the results. So long as you're working with someone reputable- oy, a catch. (I gather some other people with distributed computation projects to hawk were not.) So... The latest software for SETI@Home (extraterrestial intelligence, anyone? the possibility seems more and more unlikely but interests) requires, for Macintosh, OS 10.4. So, my new computer can use it, my las

~some Things Are Worth Waiting For...
~Some Things Are Worth Waiting For Here comes that feeling again...it's bitter-sweet and leaves a warm feeling swirling around your being! It changes the colors in my aura to brilliant, vivid colors. Almost an Aurora Borealis of activity with fantastic explosions of color and light...It is a soothing feeling, like being in a warm ocean of clear blue water on a windy, perfect 85°day, somewhere absolutely tropical...ah, the feeling of utterly imaginable bliss! For those few who will be able understand...it's the second star to the right and straight on til morning. I shit you not! Mmmm...the thought of how wonderful this feeling is, embraces me like an old friend. Take me away, Old Friend, to that wonderful place that we used to go(its almost like a dream) Its like the smell of a meadow right after it has rained...fresh, cool and a quiet breeze whispering all around me...the sound of a babbling creek side in the background. I close my eyes and in a spin of color and

Edit Of Last Blog
This sorry waste of crap, in my effort to be a point whore this weekend, I rated a bunch of people 1s' boo hoo. This cat instead of comin back and rating me a bunch of 1s like expected, he talked crap about my kids. Now I dont know about you, but when talkin crap there is no reason to bring children into it. I know I have beautiful kids, and he is just probably angry cause his kids probably came out retarded, but there is no excuse to bring family into it. Especially since all I did was rate 1 pic of his a 1. Anybody who wants, feel free to bash the hell outta this asshole. Thanks. Kencredible

In The Beginning
IN THE BEGINNING I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THISWAY BEFORE !!! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Crème Donuts. and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man s aid, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. and Satan smiled. And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so fair. and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. and Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." ~And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. and Man and Woman unfastened their belts following th

Do You Ever Want To Chat But To Who?
Yea I sorta want to chat now but about God and his greatness and Most arent into God and his Word ;So who there be to chat to ?> God in Prayer or ? I do talk to my Lord Daily > But sometimes even he needs to tend to others . hugs all. Diana

Happy Fall!
Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. Happy Fall!

What Goes Through The Mind Of...
a father who would accuse a child of stealing, knowing full well he bought the item the child is being accused of stealing? bought said item and told her not to tell her mother. mother grounds her for stealing, then finds her father lied. father then tells child to "f" off. someone please explain this cuz it's really confusing me. he should be thankful he doesn't live with said mother and child or his life would really suck right now.

Terrormarketing Synopsis
This is very loosely based on fact, the fact I had a telemarketing job between late September 2003 and January 2004. Anyway, the story is my revenge on the world of telemarketing; it’s about someone who was unjustly fired from his job in telemarketing. Let’s begin at his beginning. Charles Mueller was a brilliant student and MIT and got a great job at a robotics firm, where he researched replaced robot limbs. His design would have revolutionized the world of artificial limbs. But the cruel company downsized the robotic section and Charles was left out of work. Desperate for money to complete his prototype he gets a job at Globetron where they mistreat him and keep changing his job perimeters on him. Where he had it and snaps, threatening to kill his boss. This results in his early termination, in more ways then one. The resulting fight causing Charles to be pushed out of the window and drop a very long way down to the parking lot below. But despite a shattered arm and glass that destro

Yet Another Car Accident!!!
YUP, STORY OF MY LIFE..THAT MAKES 8 CAR ACCIDENTS FOR ME..FUCK..FUCK....THANK GOD IT WASN'T MY HUMMER..BUT STILL GOT PRETTY BANGED UP..I CAN NOT STAND PPL WHO PULL OUT OF NOWHERE ...JESUS...ITS A GOOD THINK I LIKE WATCHING NASCAR ....CUZ IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE FOR ME..BUT I SWERVED OUT OF THAT ONE GOOD..CAR IS TOAST..BUT THANKGOD I AM OKAY AS WELL AS MY DAUGHTER...BUT SHIT I AM SO SICK OF PPL IN A RUSH..AND PPL THAT PULL OUT OF NOWHERE..WHAT ABOUT U GUYS...ANYWHO...DRIVE SAFE AND WATCH OUT FOR THE BASTARDS THAT ARE IN A HURRY..PEACE JESSE

Frank Sims Synopsis
It begins in the year 1966 with the brutal and cruel murder of a unknown artist named Victor Dumas, along with his death the killers, a Geno Wilcox orders his son Nathan to murder Victor's daughter as she was the only witness. Now today, a strange killer is after the Wilcox and the Tortelli family for the crime they committed so long ago and to reclaim six paintings that hold a mysterious secret of their own. One man must find out who this creature is and why she wants these paintings so badly. This movie has several kinds of genres blended together, Horror, Mystery, Super Spy James Bond type gadgets and comic book elements. For there are comic book characters in it, comic book characters of my own design, I didn't use any copyrighted material. The characters are the fire producing hitman named Napalm, a ninja from Frank's past named Master Ninja and the armored plated hero, Armor-Class (But that's only a cameo). It's scary, it's funny, it's interesting and can you follow the c

Dreams
A dream I had recently..... I was standing atop a mesa, watching a some Native American children play in a village down below. As I turned around, the Chief of the village told me that the kids were fated to walk the trail of tears. When I asked him what that meant, he disappeared into the wind. I ran down to warn the village, but when I got there, it was empty. The Chief is there again, and tells me that fate cannot be stopped. I woke up with questions I don't think I'll ever find the answers to.

Tell Me
Can you love me enough to share your life stories And all the pain & struggles you have endured Can you love me enough to share your dreams Or is your main focus on this cream This cream between my legs that has you so off task That you haven't even tried to learn my past Look, I know its hard not to lust, But can you love me enough to understand my lack of trust? Tell me can you? Can you love me and realize yes I have issues But love me strong enough to help rebuild me? Do you love God, so that you are walking in faith and not crawling? Cause I have no problem submitting to a man that knows his calling My past like yours ain't squeaky clean But I'm capable of loving you as a king can you love me like a queen? Tell me can you? Can you encourage me when my faith seems to discard Can you hold me when these bad dreams start? Can you love me when my emotions feel deprived And this roller coaster of feelings seem like a never ending ride See I need to know befor

Moonlit Cove
NuttinButtSexxy HE WAITS FOR ME IN A WOODED COVE BY THE LAKE, THE MOON CASTS IT'S SEDUCTIVE LIGHT UPON HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE AND TWINKLES HIS EBONY EYES, MY HEART WILL SURELY BURST AS IT BRIMS WITH LOVE FOR THIS MAN, AND I AM EAGER FOR HIS TOUCH, HE LOWERS HIS LIPS TO MINE AS HE DRAWS ME NEAR, AND I ACHE NOW AS I HAVE A THOUSAND OTHER TIMES TO BE ONE WITH HIM, HE WHISPERS "I LOVE YOU" AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME, I QUIVER AS I FEEL HIS HANDS ROAM SLOWLY DOWN MY SPINE, AROUSING ME SLOWLY, DELIBERATELY AND MY BREATH QUICKENS, "I NEED YOU" I WHISPER, BUT HE ONLY MAKES ME WAIT, I SAVOUR EVERY MOMENT OF OUR VERY SPECIAL DATE,

Frogs Synopsis
Grayhawk Research was developing a new kind of animal growth hormones dubbed GH-1-66. But when GH-1-66 had unusual side effects it was disapproved for use by the FDA and orders him to be disposed of. So Anton Grayhawk illegally dumped in the swamp where it starts leaking. Now the side effect is anything that consumes the growth hormone grows and anything that eats the animal or insect that eats the growth hormone grows. The flies drink the leaking liquid and are consumed by the swamp frogs and toads. Now the town of Moorsville is being over run by over sized frogs. This is a remake of the 1970s’ classic crap shack, but has nothing to do with that movie. Neither in plot nor in characters, I feel that it has been changed enough that asking permission by the people who own the rights of the original copyright is not needed. But see for yourself.

Mirror, Mirror.....
Something's gotta go. As we've all noticed, life rewards people for possessing superficial things -- like money, skin-deep beauty ... well, those are the main two. Then there's also youth -- the 18-28 year old crowd get a lot of perks and we don't even recognize them when we go nose to nose with them. Personally, I enjoy life's rewards. That puts me in a bind, since there are only 24 hours in a day and I like to spend quite a few of them sleeping. I am not a slave to my cell phone as some of my friends will attest to. In fact, I am down right annoying with that. I don't listen to my messages until someone will text me and say, "Hey, I can't leave you a message. Empty the box, dork." This also makes me want to forget about exercise. As a somewhat creative type, I find laptops and microphones much more appealing than Nautilus machines. That's probably why the stereotype of a writer is someone slumped over a typewriter with a drink and a cigarette. It's hard to make time to

I Am Me...!
...in all the world there is no one else exactly like me...everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because i, alone, choose it...i own everything about me, my body, my voice and everything in between...all of my actions, whether they are to myself or to others...i own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes and my fears...i own all of my successes and triumphs, all of my failures and mistakes...because i own all of me i can be intimately aquainted with me...by doing so, i can love me and be friendly with me in every way, with all of my parts...i know there will be aspects about myself that puzzle me and other aspects that i do not wish to disclose, but as long as i am friendly and loving to myself, i can courageously and hopefully look for the solutions to the puzzles & for ways to find out more about me...however i may look or sound, whatever i may think or feel at any given moment in time is authentic 'me'...if later, some parts of how i am or what i sounded like turn out to

I Need A Loan!
Heres the deal..I really want to be a sponsor for the day. I am looking for anyone to loan me their fubucks...loan sharks welcome.. ROFLMAO I guess you can't do that huh?..LMAO Oh well..feeling frisky...just messing with ya..LMAO Hugs and kisses

Shes Everything
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn childre

Chimera Synopsis
It starts as a series of bizarre and brutal murders in the small town of Bellerophon. First the local Moon shiner Zeke's disembodied head was found and what's left of his remains appeared to be eaten by a large lion. A lion print is found at the scene. Next to fall is local hunter Jack Reynolds and his old hunting dog Bo is the next to fall. Following up on the clues leads local Sheriff Milo Johnson to a strange research company called Mythigon. The head of Mythigon is a strange British Scientist named Doctor Ethan Loki, once a professor of Mythology at Oxford. His past is shrouded in mystery. Milo and his well-endowed deputy put the pieces of the puzzle together and learns that what killed those people couldn't possibly exist, a Chimera. But as the army soldiers sent to recapture it find out that is myth given flesh is more powerful then they could possibly imagine. A blast blows off the Chimera's head and a second later the head re-grows. What madness gives him that power? Wh

Recipe
Cherry Dream Cake Recipe This unbelievable cherry snack cake is so light, moist and fluffy, it tastes like a cherry angel food cake. It doesnâ€™t have a lot of fat because of being made with only the egg whites. This cake works best in a rectangular pan and is sweet enough that it doesnâ€™t have to be frosted. If you do choose to frost it, choose a light frosting, either a glaze or a fluffy, light frosting. Our choice for this cake is a dab of whipped cream or maybe a little ice cream. 2 cups 1 tsp 1/2 tsp 1/2 cup 1 1/3 cups 1/4 tsp 4 1/2 tsp 1 (10 oz ) jar 1/2 cup or more 2 drops All-purpose flour Baking powder Baking soda Shortening Granulated sugar Salt Egg whites Almond extract Maraschino Cherries Buttermilk Red food coloring Oven Temp ~ 350Â° Baking Time ~ 30 - 35 Min. Pan Type ~ 9 x 13 inch pan Preheat the oven, grease the pan and dusting it with flour. Mix the flour, baking powder, and baking soda together in a medium bowl. Set asi

The Nature Of Judgment.
Judgment. That is a word many of us take very seriously and if you are a christian like I am, you take it more seriously than others. Its says in the good book Judge not for you shall be judged and the measures you used shall be measured against you...(or something like that...sorry recalled from memory) Thing is, We all judge someone at one time or another. As human beings, we feel as tho we need to put our judgments on other people as if our opinion counted for something. I do it, you do it, the little gremlin on the corner does it, and...well you get the idea. WE ALL DO IT. But, that doesn't make it right. We are all opinionated as hell is hot. We cut down or fellow man/woman and say something that just doesn't need to be said. Here's the deal. Those who are overly judgmental are just covering up their own problems. They know they are flawed and they judge others and put others down to make themselves feel as tho they ain't the worst in the world...when they

Bad Sex's Always Sucks
I slept with this guy one whole year before the bad sex just got to me. He was so cute though. I mean you could eat him up and he was willing to do anything. But it started off all about him and his needs, later on it moved on to what we both wanted. Then it became what I wanted, however, what I wanted was for him to become better in bed. I guess I wanted to much cause it went from bad to worse. He was trying I give him that but if you are going down on a girl and she is wondering what the hell you are doing maybe you should pick up a book. Guys really need to focus more that will make girls want to do more. Give and get is the name of the game and I'm not one to stay there in one position so why should I settle for bad tongue. Yea I guess you could figure out I stop sleeping with him. Bad sex what a waste of time. It should so be a crime.

Life Is Beautiful
You know just when you think you got life figured out. You get thrown a curve ball. Just when you think you have youre life under control and your feelings in their place. Someone comes along outta the blue, and sets you afire. Why? cause you never met anyone like them in your life. In a short time they got you all off balance. Weak in the knees, and they are all you can think about.Its true cause we promised to only tell the truth no matter what. So yes its true I cant stop thinking about you. You are so special. I wish things were different. Maybe they can be. Could it be love at first site? Is it really that easy? Is it possible it happens just like that? What if they dont feel the same way? What if they get scared? What if they are just fucking with you? What if they do feel the same way? Then what? oh boy. Now what?

Cleaning Up My Act
So I'm trying to work through some stuff, mostly staying away from the booze, the guys and the...well I'll keep that one to myself. I have to say it is really hard because I'm dying for a drink, I'm dying to have sex and well I'm just dying. So I I have had a lot of meaningless sex, whats the big deal. Everyone is so hung up on finding the one. I did that shit all ready. I thought I had found the right one and end up dead for about five years. Now that I'm trying to live again I have come across a bump in which I just can't add up. Im confused. Should I date that one person and try my hardest to love and care for their every need or go about my life having plenty of meaningless sex and not having to worry about calling you in the morning. If you hadn't notice from what I have written I'm not good at returning calls or answering them, half the time I can't remember their names or bother to get their last one. I just don't care. Should I stick to this rehab plan my friend has but me on o

Yay 4 Me!!
LOL..Ok..its not my birthday today, but it will be someday, and I was just hoping someone would give me a birthday present, you know like a salute, a blast, or a Happy hour even!...(wicked grin) Yes my shameless plug for attention..I can never get enough...:) Hope you all have a great evening this fine Sunday Hugs and Kisses

So Very Upset..
I may end up having to give up custody of my kids to my ex..... Im getting no support here at home. My mom who was watching them for me, has informed me that she can no longer watch them for me.. all she was watching them for me was 30 min a day and the youngest till he went to school at noon...she had most saturdays off because of my schedule with my ex on visitation and every sunday and monday off. But yet she can spend hours on end next door at her neighbor where there is 8 kids running in and out all the time screaming and shouting.. WTF is up with that.. Either her or my stepmom made the comment I never start anything I finish but yet I have never started anything to finish it. Both are saying the other said it. So I may end up having to give john the kids just because i have no child care. i cant get the government funded daycare program to even call me back that would be my only hope right now. Hell I couldnt even go out and get a job because I have no daycare and no money to pa

I Will Survive
Sung to the tune of I Will Survive Ladies, try not to laugh too loud when you sing this! SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It too

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Norton On Tonight Show Tomorrow, New Videos Online,
Howdy kids! It's another fun-filled weekend at FoundryMusic, where we lock ourselves in our rooms and hide out, updating the website rather than enjoying the sun and outdoors so that YOU, the faithful fan, can enjoy some much-needed entertainment. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Shows, you can download them all online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/05/07 (Drew Curtis, Rick Shapiro, Ant Falls Asleep) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/04/07 (Don King Visits The Show) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/03/07 (Master Po vs. East Side Dave) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/02/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/01/07 (First Day at New XM studio) Also, our buddy our pal, little Jimmy Norton is going to be on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno tomorrow night along side Ben Affleck, so make sure you tune in. Check out Jim's past appearances on The Tonight Show: Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - First Appearance Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Second Appearance Jim Norton o

My Bravo
He pulls to the front of my house in his navy blue car. Stepping out he cautiously walks up my driveway. Coming to my door, he looks around, making sure there is no one watching, and walks in without knocking as I had asked him to. I am sitting in my living room when he walks in. I look up at him as he walks through the doorway. He doesn't say a word. He just sticks his hand out like he wants me to take it. So I do. I stand up off of the couch as he gently pulls my hand and heads toward the door. He leads me through the dining room and into the stairwell. Turning around and facing me, he pulls me in close, putting my hand on his chest, and looks deep into my eyes before he leans in and puts his soft and tender lips on mine. Running his hands down my back as he kisses me, driving his tongue deep into my hungrily awaiting mouth. Pulling the back of my shirt up and over my head, exposing my round, luscious breasts, kept in by a blue and Lacey bra, and allowing my long hair to fall gently

Chicken And Asparagus In White Wine Sauce
This recipe works equally well with green beans or haricots verts in place of asparagus. Time: 40 minutes. Ingredients 4 (6-ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup all-purpose flour (about 2 1/4 ounces) 1/2 cup dry white wine 1/2 cup fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 pound asparagus spears, trimmed 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice Preparation Place each chicken breast half between 2 sheets of heavy-duty plastic wrap; pound to 1/4-inch thickness using a meat mallet or small heavy skillet. Sprinkle chicken breasts evenly with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Melt butter in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Place flour in a shallow dish. Dredge chicken in flour. Add chicken to pan; cook 3 minutes on each side or until done. Remove chicken from pan; keep warm. Add wine, broth, and garlic to pan, s

Chicken And Andouille Jambalaya
Ingredients 2 tablespoons canola oil 1 1/2 cups andouille sausage (about 7 1/2 ounces), cut into (1/4-inch-thick) slices 3 cups finely chopped red bell pepper 3 cups finely chopped yellow onion 2 cups finely chopped celery 2 bay leaves 2 1/2 cups chopped skinless, boneless chicken breast 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dried basil 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1 1/2 teaspoons finely chopped jalapeño pepper 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper 3 garlic cloves, minced 1/2 cup tomato puree 2 3/4 cups fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth 1 1/2 cups basmati rice 1 cup thinly sliced green onions Preparation Heat oil in a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add sausage; cook until sizzling quiets (about 8 minutes), stirring occasionally. Add bell pepper, onion, celery, and bay leaves; cook until vegetables are golden brown, sizzle loudly, and begin to squeak (about 14 minutes), stirring occasionally. Add chicken an

Spinach-and-mushroom Lasagna
Ingredients 1 (8-ounce) package uncooked lasagna noodles 1 teaspoon olive oil 7 cups sliced mushrooms (about 2 (8-ounce) packages) 3 cups sliced shiitake mushroom caps (about 2 (3 1/2-ounce) packages) 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 (15-ounce) containers light ricotta cheese 2 (10-ounce) packages frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, and squeezed dry 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning 1 teaspoon pepper 3 large egg whites 1 (25.5-ounce) bottle fat-free marinara sauce Cooking spray 3 cups (12 ounces) shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese Fresh oregano leaves (optional) Preparation Cook lasagna noodles according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain; set aside 9 noodles. Heat oil in a nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add mushrooms; sauté 3 minutes. Add nutmeg and garlic; sauté 5 minutes. Set aside. Combine ricotta and next 5 ingredients (ricotta through e

Baked Pasta With Sausage, Tomatoes, And Cheese
Ingredients 1 (1-pound) package uncooked ziti (short tube-shaped pasta) 1 pound hot turkey Italian sausage links 1 cup chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 2 (14.5-ounce) cans petite-diced tomatoes, undrained 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil Cooking spray 1 cup (4 ounces) shredded fresh mozzarella cheese 1 cup (4 ounces) grated fresh Parmesan cheese Preparation Preheat oven to 350°. Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain the pasta, and set aside. Remove casings from sausage. Cook sausage, onion, and garlic in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat until browned, stirring to crumble. Add the tomato paste, salt, pepper, and tomatoes, and bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Combine cooked pasta, sausage mixture, and basil. Place half of the pasta mixture in a 4-quart casserole coated with cooking spray. Top with hal

Better Things....
Everyone who wants to get butthurt over something really stupid in a mumm, then just delete me and let me know that you did....I have homework to do, and I am really over this shit.... Have a good night

Testimony
Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: "Since the dawn of creation there has been both good &a mp; evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daughter, Rachel Jo

Cell Phone's Glues To Their Ear
the one thing i can't stand, is waiting on someone that has their damn cell phone glued to their ear. i work in a very busy convient/gas/smoke store. today i did over 2 grand on my register and that's for a slow sunday. it irritates the hell out of me when i'm waiting on someone and they don't hear me ask a question because they're on the damn phone. it slows down my line and i get sick of repeating myself over and over again because they can't put their phone down for 2 seconds. plus i don't want to hear their conversation about "oh no he didn't" or "omg she did that". even when i'm not at work and standing in line waiting to pay for my purchase, there they are. flapping their gums about gossip gossip and more gossip. holding their cell phone in one hand and digging for change with the other. slow down the whole process of "honey i'll be in and out in one minute" don't you think.

Hunting
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices ... Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed

Valet
today i was at the casino boat waiting for my cab to arrive. i don't know how many times i rolled my eyes at this woman's behavior towards the valet people. for one thing they were under-staffed, another was that it was very busy. now i know it's not their fault for being short-handed and that the casino should've known better but obviously this woman didn't. she yelled at one of them, which he didn't hear her remark, by telling them to move their asses faster and get her car and that she had been waiting. she then proceeded to tell other gamblers that she wasn't going to give them a tip. these poor people deal with alot. irrate people, running back and forth, weather, ect ect. it's not like the typical waitress that gets your order wrong, doesn't check to see if everything's ok with your meal or if you need refills. they rely and deserve to be tipped. now i can see if you've been waiting for your car for over 15 minutes. but this woman had only been waiting for a minute. not to mentio

Getpaid To Have A Website
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Atlas Castings Update.
It turns out that only four people were injured in yesterday's explosion. The driver of the propane truck being the worst off. He ended up tossed 600 ft. and badly burned by the initial blast. One of the other injured was my buddy Big Chuck the Maintanance Leadman. He suffered third degree burns to his face and chest. There were two others who suffered minor injuries to the legs caused by flying debris. The facility itself suffered minor structural damge, the back wall of the heat-treat building was blown out and several holes were blasted in the roof of the Burn and Arc center. Flying debris caused minor damage to other nearby buildings and put hole in the roofs of several other Atlas structures. The concussion from the blast took the windows out of many of the local businesses and buckled a few garage doors on local homes. I will conclude by saying that I am greatful to the powers that be that no one was killed and that those injured are expected to recover with minimal complications

Going To Play Offs
I usually dont post my own. well here goes. Today I found out that next week her regular season ends. The Football Team has not Lost a game this season they are undefeted this year again. The Varisty team is the best.

About Nakie Pics!!
Okay guys.. stop asking.. You are not gonna get them... I am married.. I also lost 100lbs.. I have alot of extra skin.. I look much better with my clothes ON! I am doing you a favor.. lol.. Thats it folks.. lol

Runes? What Are They?
The most common and easily recognized virtue of runes is their magical and divination abilities. It was believed that by calling upon the appropriate rune one could thereby make contact with the force in Nature in which the symbol was representing. It is this combining with nature that has enabled insights and even prophecies for centuries, right up to the present times of today. Today, you can see runic symbols everywhere, even when you don’t realize you are looking at them. Trees, buildings, talismans, even the written word can be recognized as runic symbolization, be it a natural coincidence or not, it simply shows that runes are a part of our everyday lives and we only have to take a moment to recognize their very existence to feel their impact. Consecrating Your Runes After you have taken your runes home, the next thing that you may want to do is to consecrate them. This is a small dedication that will add your personal power to your runes. If you're using th

Just Wondering..........if We Had Sex
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

Playful Boy
His hand ran up my skirt as he pushed me back up against the wall, kissing me so forcefully as if turning butter, roughly but not to fast. He ripped my blouse off grinning as he pulled me closer to him, rubbing my chest and back, he grabs my ass squeezing my cheeks, then suddenly lifting me onto the bed. I unbuckled his pants as he laid me down on the bed. He began to kiss down my chest then my stomach and around my inner thigh. He pulled my panties off with his teeth taking lips into his mouth, i can feel his tongue licking the inside of my pussy , i can see him looking at me with that hungry grin on his faces as he gently bits the clit, my back arches as the feeling of his playfulness sends chills up my back, in a rush of adrenaline i pushed him on his back and pulled his pants and underwear off, bitting him from his leg to his thigh and then I began to lick his sex from the bottom to the top gently bitting and sucking on the head, and taking it all into me up and down, around and ar

Office Christmas Party
On Dec. 7th I am going to my first christmas party with my new job. I'm a bit nervous because its going to be at one of the nicest resturants in Dallas and have some top(very wealthy) owners of the company there. I'm faced with a dilemma. I would really like to take someone, but need to take someone that would fit in. So far I've met ppl that... are just too different from me. Its hard to find someone that would fit in well at a cocktail as well as the local poolhall. Maybe I'm the problem, maybe I'm too different and have had trouble finding the right fit. I would like to take someone to this party to impress my co-workers and bosses. someone elegant, beautiful, Intellectual and respectful. Maybe I'll just go stag, I don't think many people would be comfortable in that setting unless they do the same thing i do. That way if we start talking "shop" they can follow the conversation and not feel left-out.

If We Had Sex...
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

Who Likes U....:)
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos

If We Had Sex....
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

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Pagan Origin Of Christmas
Few people realize that the origins of a form of Christmas was pagan & celebrated in Europe long before anyone there had heard of Jesus Christ. No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ�s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th? The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth o

How To Swear In All Languages
How to Swear in All Languages -------------------------------------------------Afrikaans Poes / Doos - Pussy Fok jou - Fuck you Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off Hoer - Whore Slet - Slut Kak - Shit Poephol - Asshole Dom Doos - Dump Pussy Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself -------------------------------------------------Arabic Koos - cunt. nikomak - fuck your mother sharmuta - whore zarba - shit kis - vagina zib - penis Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass! kisich - pussy Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion Mos zibby! - Suck my dick! Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick! kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog) Muti - jackass Kanith - Fucker Kwanii - Faggot Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass -------------------------------------------------Armenian Aboosh - Stupid Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth Esh - Donkey Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick Kuk oud

Im Finaly Me
i got ride of ALL the bull shit in my life. it is going better. i still have some of the guys in my life but i dont trip over them any more. The single life is the shit. i did meet a great guy though, the only bad thing he lives in SC. i miss him a lot, maybe something someday. To all my lo's and lette's MMFWCL.

Poetic Or Not?
"sit atop the highest of mountains, only to watch the world burn by the heavens" "it is better to be feared than loved if you can not be both" "set free all that is in me, only to slame it into the ground once more"

One Day At A Time
several months ago i almost committed suicide. From time to time i sit back and ask myself what stopped me. It was as though some force, something inside me made me stop, made me really think about what i was doing, about how it would effect my friends and my family and most of all myself deep down inside. There are days, quite a few actually, that i wish that i went forward with it and wondered if ppl would really miss me if i did, then there are other days that I move on and push through the depression and tell myself that i am glad i didn't. I was going to do it for all the wrong reasons. I was doing it to send a message to my ex fiance' that i wished her back. It was a dumb reason because she would only laugh and say that i was stupid for doing it. I still wonder about it from time to time, wonder what would have happened if i did do it, would anyone notice. would ex girlfriends show up to the funeral and apologize for the way they treated me, walking all over me treating me

Soon To Join Us Give Her A Big Fubar Welcome The Awesome Ncs Winner Katie Eltink
LOOK FOR IN MY FANS OF, PLEASE HELP HER OUT ON VOTES, O SHES A TRUE CLASSY BEAUTIFUL LADY GUYS SO BE VERY MUCH A GENTLEMAN WITH HER, KNOW U CAN BE !! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Katie Eltink Date: Oct 7, 2007 3:55 AM Good Morning to everyone!Ready to vote,then let's vote!!!!It's a beautiful 25 Celcius here in Canada and we're in for a great day!Always remember...Happiness is in the little things...Early morning sunrise kissing the morning dew or a stranger saying hello to you.. Smile when you know you made someone really happy by just casting one vote a day....:)Be happy and enjoy life :)Make sure you hug someone today!KatieFeel free to check out the voting page by clicking the banner and cast some my way!Thanks so much!Thanks so much for all your votes!Vote once a day,daily untill the end of October on Catz Radio for Favorite Independent Female Vocalist!!I appreciate your help :)"

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