okay guys... these are just silly jokes so don't take them personal...
Men are like... laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like... bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like... weather - nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like... blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like... chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like... commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
Men are like... department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like... government bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like... mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like... snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like... lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like... parking spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.