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Would You Say A Prayer For Me?
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com I believe that God answers prayer.... I am scheduled for an interview tomorrow morning that I have been waiting 10yrs to get! And i am sincerely asking all my friends to just say a prayer for me that i Will get this job. Thank you so much.....xxxooo,s GailLargest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com
Sweet
a husband was watching a late -nite tv when he heard a loud scream from the bed room he ran in just in time to see a man leap out the window his wife yelled that guy just screwed me twice!twice?the husband said '' why didnt you call me when he was screwing you the first time?'' because until he started the second time '' the wife replied, i thought it was you
Muses & Love
Sometimes I lose the words. And I'm a poet. . . So it's not as if they're behind the couch. And you'll never believe that I'm swept away. When normally, the words flow from my tongue with ease. As if I'd been practicing for years. But you can't lie in a poem. This isn't rehearsed. I'm winging it here. I'm making it up as I go, But that's not quite. . .accurate. I'm not, making it up. I'm thinking it, I'm living it, I'm breathing it, I'm being it into existence. I'm writing it down, Because you can't lie in a poem. The muses won't allow it. And one of those muses, Is a six foot two inch tall, blond, German Dominatrix in full fetish gear, Who only visits me twice a year, and doesn't leave until she's completely satisfied. And yet sometimes. . . I lose the words. And I stare mutely into your eyes. Where in God's name is the leather fraulein when I need her? Because you won't believe in love at first sight. Not from a poet. Not from a charmer. Not from me. But
~summary Of Life~
~SUMMARY OF LIFE~ ...from 3 different views... GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) Just like Dad said, you can't trust your dog to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Listen to Mom when she says important stuff like, don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is always a Grandparent's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt anything but your feelings. 3) Families are
Bliss
ecstatic splendor... Lost in bliss. Your warming touch... Your loving kiss. Soft eyes, Smiling lips. Strong hands, Caressing my hips. Roaming to regions, Exploring my skin. A soft cry is spoken; This must be a sin. Feeling so good, Don't want to stop. Your thorough search Sends me over the top. Your mouth against mine, Muting my moans. You speak to me With nothing but groans. Glistening bodies, Arms wrapped around. Hearing your heartbeat.. My comforting sound..
Jeweled Box
Beneath my chest rests a heart-shaped box. It is jeweled completely and its golden hinges tight. I reach within and touch the lid with its colorful,sparkling,ornamental gems. I open the beautiful box and out pours your name in song. How sweet the sound...its melody so lyrical drifting into my ears. The voice of my heart sings on. It is only your name I hear. It moves me and lifts me;encircles my soul and caresses my body. I am transformed. I absorb every whisper of the unsilenced air. I am adrift on this soft breath of my heart's sweet refrain. Love lives here.
A Good Joke
a college student who moved back in with his parents for the summer nervously walked into the kitchen ''mom'" he said, i lost a bottle of bills that said ecstasy on the cap '' have you seen anything like that '' she answered '' f;ck the pills have you seen the dragon on the ceiling
Saturday 9/29 Movie
With nothing new worth seeing this weekend I took the chance to see a movie that came out a couple weeks ago: The Brave One. This was a very good film that looks into what someone would do when their lives are taken from their preseption of the world and can never look at it the same way agian. Jodie Foster plays a radio talk show host that looks for the the hidden bueaty of New York by walking around town and taping the sounds of the city. Her live is changed when she and her boyfriend are attacked by street thugs and she is almost beaten to death while her boyfriend died and the thugs took their dog. After a couple months of rehab she tries differnt way to put her life back together from going back to work buying a gun to feel safe to helping people she sees in trouble. What I really like is the film is unapologetic in its veiw and Foster's charater does back down. So may films would take this theme to the end and the main charaters will have a change of heart and the movie
Today On World Rock Radio
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Need Leveled Oct 2nd
IF ANYONE ELSE NEEDS LEVELING, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN ADD YOU!! 4,927 Points to go! ~~Ozzfanatic2~~Wicked Storm Crew~~@ fubar 3,895 Points to go! kitten ~**~Wicked Storm Crew Levelers & Bombers ™ ~**~@ fubar
New Pics
I"m just starting to get into this site. Primarily I use myspace, but looking to make new friends here too. So here's some new pics.
Fubar ,grrrrrrrrr
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; There are a number of slang army acronyms that are related to FUBAR. A somewhat standard group includes: BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again JANFU - Joint Army/Navy Fuck-Up SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up Others include the following:[citation needed] BEIFT - Behold, Every Indicator Forebodes Trouble; pronounced "beefed" CF - Cluster Fuck CHAOS - Chief Has Arrived On Scene FIGMO—Fuck It. Got My Orders. FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On FUGAZI - Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In; refers to an out-of-control situation such as a chaotic jungle-warfare combat environment. FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief FUBER - Fucked Up Beyond Economic Repair FUMTU - Fucked Up More Than Usual FUNDY - Fucked Up, Not Dead Yet; on British medical charts[4] GFU - General Fuck Up GMFU - Grand/General Military Fuck
A Quick Escape
I could feel him breathing closely on the nape of my neck as he stood behind me and reached around my stomach and gave me a quick hug. The scent of his recently applied cologne was fresh and arousing to the senses as he gave me a nice squeeze from behind while he kissed the right side of my throat. I tilted my head back onto his left shoulder and closed my eyes after his lips parted from my neck. His hands around my stomach began to drift northward and he clasped his large hands around the orbs of my breasts and softly massaged them. I began to feel weak in the knees as he began to lightly pinch my left nipple to arouse the juices that I could feel begin to flow deep inside of me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry... I just wanted to get a bit creative before going out and tackling the world of business. I hope you liked that quicky.
Health Concerns Of Late + Other News
I have had Terrible right leg pain since Sunday night,behind the knee.Yesterday I went to u-mass hospital.They did an ultra sound on my leg.Found a rare type of Cyst called a Bakers Cyst.Actually 2 of them side by side.There under the skin an so painful they gave me Perks.It's a Percular Pain.Almost as though someone sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me.The pain just about brings tears.it lasts 5 minutes to 20 minutes.It's very hard to sit at the computer,but today I must endure.In my abscence the Kingdom will operate with my Fubar wife,FTW Lost Goth an a few other Loyals.I'm so very Proud of so many in our Kingdom.The Strength of the Wolf will not let us Fail.It knows of no failure just Strength,Endurance,Unity,Respect,Honor. I'm glad the Drama has finally left our Kingdom.We lost many royal Elite Bombers but The Kingdom of Wolves will go on. Actually Simply Amazing I now Classify as Royal Elite,an her Crew member Ice man will be classified as Royal Elite as well,Tweeks on his w
To All My Friends
just wanted to say happy halloween to all of you i hope you all have a scary one your friend countryhottie
Love
******UPDATE******* When I first posted this blog I had a song and lyrics on here. But now I'm bitter and I no longer believe that people actually care for eachother in this way. I think the way we all treat eachother now days is disgusting. It seems as though we only care about ourselves. It's like when we look at a potential relationship, partner, etc. all we think about is how we can benefit from this person or situation, what we will gain from being in this situation. It's not even about love anymore. Divorce is a good example of this. Years ago divorce wasn't even an option. Now people don't even think twice about leaving their partner. This is your PARTNER, your PARTNER IN LIFE! This is supposed to be your best friend, but you can drop them like a bad habit as soon as things aren't "fun" anymore?! Of course this isn't the only reason for divorce, other reasons include infidelity, abuse, etc. But again, This is supposed to be your best friend, why would you cheat or abuse yo
Fucking Pigs
do cops ever do anything last nite i was damn near hit by so stuopid asshole driveing a car an the cops did nothing
Dinner
I stared out with olive oil an onion and garlic Then I cut up some beef and pork then brown that Then at the caned tomatoes ...Add the seasons... Then cook the sausage and then drop them in then the meat balls and then drop them in Then let cook all day ...
Tuesday Morning
Today is another day of meetings. I have one at 9:30 this morning with an executive of a new company. I also have some press releases to write about some upcoming events. I will be driving to some outside locations to encourage company executives to be involved on the board of directors for the hospital, etc. I have another meeting this eventing which will probably go until 9 or so tonight. Busy...busy... busy.
Halloween Wish
hocus pocus! dont be blue!i have some sparkling magic just for you im boiling up a special brew that will make your fondest halloween wish come true go ahead make your wish! happy halloween
2/10/07 Read Now . Important
Hello Its been a while since anything has been posted. Please read as this is IMPORTANT We are looking at merging with Brit Bomber's. Unfortunately we have lost members and have been asked to help so many people that we have had to turn away. With the merge, there is a possibility of a new name. We would like your views in regards to the merge and maybe some idea's on a new name for both groups. Please bear in mind that members will be from all over the world and not just Brits. Please reply by Sunday 7th October 2007. Many Thanks Founder's of Freelance Bombers
Bs And Families
Hmmmmmm. Seems that as soon as a person has something to do with one Family or another the BS starts. Well I've had enough BS. Don't like Drama, don't want Drama. If I want BS I'll go work on a farm, at least there I can shovel it out of my way and it smells better. I'm going back to doing my own thing of being a truly independant bomber. Can't live with that.... take me me off your Family list. Real Easy! Want me to help.... ask. Oh yeah, I have friends in several Families. I don't care about the inter-Family BS. My friends are my friends for who they are and not the Family they run with. LIVE WITH IT!
Knowing Your Stuff
I signed my last signature Gave back my name I'm done with paper Turned in my credit cards Checkbook Library card Driver's license Poetic license, The whole deal. I went through the government files, Blotting out all references to me. Abandoned my car Traded my kilt for a pair of baggy pants My cell phone for a battered sax. I kept the beret. 'Cause now I'm a jazz musician. That's all I want to be. People will say "Hey did you see the latest political scandal?" And I'll blow out the most outrageous jazz. *Doot Doot Doot* And they'll say "Wow, you really know your stuff." Lovers will walk by holding hands And I'll blow the most outrageous jazz *Doot Doot Doot* And the lovers will kiss, then look at me and say "Wow, you really know your stuff." And my days will be filled with *Doot Doot Doot* And the next generation of beatniks Will flock to me for understanding And I'll blow the most outrageous jazz *Doot Doot Doot* And the beatniks will feel enlightened, T
Darkwatch Gun
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I Am This Girl
Couldn't resist posting this. I like it. I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who
Perv Me....
ohhhh yes yes thats it harder faster you know how i like it!!!! ohhhhhh im sooooo close just over 20000 points to go!!! show me some luvin haha
Sexiest Jersey Contest...send Those Pics In
Ok it is time for the SEXIEST JERSEY CONTEST. Ladies start digging out your jerseys and time to show off your favorite team. I will be hosting this contest for two weeks. as soon as i have atleast 15 contestants the contest will begin. P.S. I KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU LADIES THAT HAVE JERSEY PICS SO DONT BE SHY LETS HAVE SOME FUN. I will post another bulliten so every one will know when it starts. The rules are going to be simple. 1) there will be NO DRAMA... 2) no down rating.. 3) self commenting is allowed and recommended.. 4) one more thing to all that join..you must aleast rate everyone who is in the contest.. Please send your pics to me in a private message or tell me which one you would like for me to rip from your page. So lets get this party started ladies.. FIRST PLACE PRIZE IS 1 MONTH VIP SECOND PLACE PRIZE IS 7 DAY BLAST THIRD PLACE PRIZE IS 3 DAY TICKER PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE. NEW UPDATE. THERE ARE NOW 9 LOVELY
A Tasty Treat
Your kisses are so sweet It makes me want to eat So very thirsty for your blood Can I be your Vampire Stud? If I can Will you stay the night I promise I won't be the only one to bite. We can feast on each other all through out the night Exchanging each others bites And kisses filled with passion I don't wanna go to far I guess you can call me old fashion But with your enticing movements of your hips, Soft touches with your finger tips Makes me want you more and more When I'm done with you Your gonna be sore I rip at your clothes in hot passionate rage As if we're play acting upon a stage I bite at your neck And scratch at your back I push you to the bed and pin you like a tack I pull out my handcuffs And you say "oooh baby I want it rough" I cuff you to the bed And blindfold your eyes Now that, thats done Your in for a surprise I kiss, tease, and bite From your neck to your clit I slide in two fingers Perfectly they fit I lick at your clit With
Today Sucks!
Anyways, i am so tired of my job...People thinks they can yell and say smartass shit to me...well ya know what when your not helping me and i came to you for something and you blow me off...YA F&cK OFF!!!!!People all the time think that i am irrational...i can be but not all the time...I just don't take people shit and i will speak my mind..I don't care if what is on my mind hurts your feelings, i am a real a$$ person who will tell you what i think when i am thinking it...People need to learn with me, that if you don't wanna know what i think then don't involve me...or better yet don't talk to me the way you do..OH just found out 2 days ago that my bestfriend is expecting her 4 th kid...WOW!Just another kid to love huh!!lol.....anyways...and to update on my last blog i have seen my god daughter alot more now...so everything is good in that department......
Mornin' On A Tuesday!
Goodmornin' Fu's! I don't have much time, but a little, to drop in and say "HEY", before I have to take off for work, and since I haven't done that in a couple of days, figured I'd better do that. Not much going on here...just the same ol, same ol. We really enjoyed our weekend, but it was over too soon, as usual. Even yesterday, went pretty smooth for a Monday. I did make a pretty good dent in fixin' my stashes this weekend...but still have quite a few to go. I am making progress on it though, so hopefully, can get them all fixed. You know me, I have other music I want to add, but figured I better get everything I've got already in order, before I start adding more stuff. Well, guess I'll run...not much time before I have to leave, and still have a couple of things to do. I'm off at 2, and don't think I've got anything else that has to be done, so should be able to come right home, and will then probably just hang with you guys here in Fu...and work on my music....a
It Is Raining Outside
It is raining outside today, but it only covers up the tears that are falling. The thunder crashes as it covers up the sound of my heart breaking. The dark clouds remind me of the darkness in my life. I cant remember the last time i could actually smile and not have the tears fall. It is raining outside and so are the tears. I can no longer see through these tears that keep falling from my eyes. It hurts to know that all my friends live so far away, and there is noone here. It is raining outside forming an ocean, which my tears have helped out. This raging sea i cant swim acrossed. I am drowning in my own sorrow, It is raining outside. And the tears wont stop falling. It is raining outside, but it only covers up the tears that are still falling.
Happier..
so I just talked to the staffing agency and they said that they can extend my drug test until Thursday. [so that will give me time to find someone to pee for me]. I just have to have my paperwork in by today. We figured it out. Eric's mom has a printer. He gets off work today at 2:45 and we are going to go to his mom's. His parents have an all in one printer-scanner, fax, printer.. so if we can do that and get that into them, that will be awesome. They said they can hold off on a copy of my diploma until I take my drug test. so yayy. :)
3d Lesbian & Gay Art
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Re: Arrested For Reading The Constitution
RE: Arrested For Reading The Constitution ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 02 Oct 2007, 15:34 Arrested For Reading The Constitution Peaceful onlookers were arrested by police for reading the Constitution while a pro-war group was allowed full freedom of speech in Washington DC recently in another flagrant example of how American cops are now the enforcers of a tyrannical police state. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/021007_reading_constitution.htmRE: Arrested For Reading The ConstitutionRE: Arrested For Reading The ConstitutionRE: Arrested For Reading The Constitution
Here She Goes Again!
I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy (repost of original by '♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)' on '2007-10-02 05:16:10')
*another Day*
My feet hurt. My work boots are shot. But I'm forced to cope because I'm broke. Sad face. My supervisor, who was supposed to be leaving this week (which made me super giddy), has been convinced to stay til the end of November. god's such a hater. It's like my supervisor's supervisor said, "Hrm. I want to do something evil today. Should I kill a kitten? Where the hell would I get a kitten at 3:30 in the morning? Hey wait! I can talk Troy into staying and Punky will be as disappointed as a needy 3 year old on Christmas. Hey Troy. . ". Douche bags. All of them. I cut my finger on a staple today. Took a very nice chunk out of the tip of my thumb. I guess the adhesive stip on the bags aren't good enough for some people they have to staple a fucking bag closed. Now for a rant. The English language makes no sense. I didn't cut my finger. The staple cut my finger. It's not like I picked up the staple and said "Hey, ya know what will be fun? If I rip a chunk of my defenseless finger
Sometimes
Sometimes i feel like i need to run from the pain, Sometimes i feel like noone really cares. Sometimes i wish i were dead, so i can keep my eyes closed. Sometimes i just cant understand why these walls of pain wont come tumbling down so i can be free. Depression has taken over and sometimes i just dont think i can go on. Soemtimes i feel like it just doesnt matter anymore. I am scared that you wont always be there for me, and that you will say goodbye, Sometimes i wish i could just hide forever so i wont have to face the pain and the hurt deep inside of me. Sometimes my heart aches so much it feels like it will explode. Sometimes i wish it would so i wouldnt be able to feel the hurt. Sometimes i wish life werent so hard. But sometimes i just need a hug to remind me that someone cares, and that i have friends who do care. Sometimes i wish i were dead, but maybe it isnt my time to go. Sometimes i just want to run and hide.
Pic Contest.....please Help Me :)
Hello....I am in a contest......can you please rate and comment my photo as much as you want. Thank you so much..MUAH!!
To All My Friends
please i need ur help i am tryin to level up please send sum luv my way ty
Fallen And Can't Get Up!
I was at work last night , Trying to lift a semi-heavy roll and this it happened. My back and a pinched nerve! I tried to lift these Rolls of material at work.. man i was limping around for 8 hours.. ugh.. lol I tried to be a hero and cut back the bad part then.. bam.. i'm on the floor for 5 mins .. I've fallen and I can't get up! lol I went down like a sack of cookies.. ! Even now it freakin @*(#&@(*#&@ hurts! Its hard to sit or stand or anything.. I took some ibuprophin so hopefully that will help me. If now .. I want a morphine drip stat! Man it hurts.. i can't even sit up ! ugh Me go now.. Times like this I wish i had a gf.. oh well.. i got the asprin.. hehe laters
A Million Stars
There's a million stars out tonight, and i have been stairing at the same one. It reminds me of the sunshine that you have brought into my life. It reminds of the love that you have showed. It reminds of the tears that i have cried because i can't be there with you, to wipe away your tears. There's a million stars out tonight but i keep stairing at the same one. It reminds of the the laughter that we have shared, the good times that are yet to come. It reminds that i cant always be what everybody wants me to be. It reminds of the struggle of life's highway, and the bumps along the way. It reminds me that you will always be there for me. And if we ever do say goodbye i know in my heart is where you will be forever. There's a million stars out tonight. But one star sticks out the most and it is the one that i see you in. Because in my life you are a star. There's a million stars out tonight.
Tell Me What You Think
Some of you know me some of you don't but all I am am asking is that you take a look at this new site on hunting and fishing and give me your feedback and let me know what you think of it. http://167spo.tyndale.hostingrails.com/profile/ccwins Just give me your feedback on it if you can. There is no cost or anything it is new and we are trying to find out if people are going to like it or not???? Please send me back what you think of it.
Friends It Has Been Along Hard Road
Friends it has been along hard road, many tears have been shed. There has been some good times, i know that i havent always been the best of friend for you, but i do try. Friends it has been along hard road, for me it has been a struggle. Trying to open my eyes to the beauty that you see in me i still have a hard time seeing it, maybe someday i will see it. Friends it has been along hard road sometimes i feel the end is near, but you make me see it differently. You have brought sunshine into my life, you make the dark clouds disappear. Friends it has been along hard road, sometimes is say things that i dont mean and God knows i never want to hurt you. Friends it has been along hard road and sometimes i feel like giving up that nothing else matters, but of course my friend you wont let me, and i thank you for that. Friends it has been along hard, but through the tears and the pain you have been there for me, you cared enough to love me for who i was, and
Old Lady Betting
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", r
Just Some Thoughts.........
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes la ter......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Posers
if anyone gets any adds from another profile with my pic on it its not me its dio cane
Oops....
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying a sweet "hello!" He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. Finally he says, "Um, do you know me?" She replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my children." Uh oh.... He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party. "My god," he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I coaxed into a private room with a $50 bill, and then we had sex on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door while I yelled ’I call the corner pocket!’ while you screamed ’Harder, harder!’ and ’Deeper, deeper!’?" She hardly missed a beat when she said "Well, no. I’m your son’s math teacher."
Yes!!!!
One of my articles got picked up by a online news paper here in San Antonio! If you want to read it you can go to riverwalkcurrent.com Then click on opinion/editor. It will drop down and click on 'my opinion'. The article titled 'Police abuses not something to be ignored'. I'm excited because this is something I've been wanting to do since I was 10 years old. It's kind of a serious article but I think it's good.
I'm Done
I am done trying to be a nice good person all the time cuz it gets me nowhere but hurt!!! I try to be there for my friends & loved ones but I tend to cross a line somehow which makes them mad at me so I am through!!! I just want to be there for people & help them through the hard times, give them a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, someone who will listen to them venting, who would do the same in return, I want to help other people out cuz I have never EVER been able to get myself calmed down but I am usually pretty good at being there for others...NOT anymore cuz then I am bad for worrying so much, stop getting talked to at all...From now on I am going to worry about me & my kids & no one else as selfish as that might seem oh fucking well, gotta do what I gotta do to save my last bit of sanity ya know!!! And as for having someone special to call my own well everytime I get close to having that it's right within my reach, I actually get to touch & feel it then it's taken from me as s
Help Me Plz
In a contest for a 30 day balst its goes on till the 31st please drop a few comments wehn you can and of any of you friends can help out i will return the luv thanks have a wonderful day
I Promise...
I PROMISE MYSELF..... TO BE SO STRONG THAT NOTHING CAN DISBURB MY PEACE OF MIND. TO TALK HEALTH, HAPPINESS, AND PROSPERITY TO EVERY PERSON I MEET. TO MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS FEEL THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WORTHWHILE IN THEM. TO LOOK AT THE SUNNY SIDE OF EVERYTHING AND MAKE MY OPTIMISM COME TRUE. TO THINK ONLY THE BEST, TO WORK ONLY FOR THE BEST AND TO EXPECT ONLY THE BEST. TO BE JUST AS ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF OTHERS AS I AM ABOUT MY OWN. TO FORGET THE MISTKAES OF THE PAST AND PRESS ON TO THE GREATER ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE FUTURE. TO WEAR A CHEERFUL EXPRESSION AT ALL TIMES AND GIVE A SMILE TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE I MEET. TO GIVE SO MUCH TIME IN IMPROVING MYSELF THAT I HAVE NO TIME TO CRITICIZE OTHERS. TO BE TOO LARGE FOR WORRY, TOO NOBLE FOR ANGER, TOO STRONG FOR FEAR, AND TOO HAPPY TO PERMIT THE PRESENCE OF TROUBLE. TO THINK WELL OF MYSELF AND TO PROCLAIM THIS FACT TO THE WORLD, NOT IN LOUD WORDS, BUT IN GREAT DEEDS. TO LIVE IN THE FAITH THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS ON MY S
Our Lives
As we look back over our lives, it is not too difficult to see that what we went through was for a purpose and helped to prepare us for some valuable work in life. Everything in our lives can help make us of some use in the world. Each person's life is like the pattern of a mosaic. Each thing that happens to us is like one tiny stone in the mosaic, and each tiny stone fits into the perfected pattern of the mosaic of our life, which has been designed by God. -- Author Unknown
Verify Your Email Address
Now this thing is starting to get on my last nerve!!!! I have been using that email address for ages and still am and there has no email sent to it when I am verifying it. I have now just change the address hoping to get an email there but no luck... Can Someone, ANYONE!!!!! HELP!!!!!! Not sure what to do?? (y) or (n)
All Fired Up- Pat Benatar
Livin' with my eyes closed Goin' day to day I never knew the difference I never cared either way Lookin' for a reason searchin' for a sign Reachin' out with both hands Gotta feel the kick inside All fired up Now i believe there comes a time When everything just falls in line We live an' learn from our mistakes All fired up Aint nobody livin' in a perfect world Everybody's out there cryin' to be heard Now i got a new fire Burnin' in my eyes Lightin' up my darkness Movin' like a meteorite All fired up Now i believe there comes a time When everything just falls in line We live an' learn from our mistakes The deepest cuts our healed by faith
Welcome To Fubar
the brand new myspace
Starting To Walk And Walk
i had my first interview yesterday it went great and yes, i feel like things will be going good here i hadn't any time to come around, cause in the morning we went for a coffee with my dad, uncle and aunt, and then came home to take shower, get all dressed and cute for the interview (wtf it took me like 3:30 hrs :( remind me next time that what is ugly can't be fixed lol) then went to visit my cousin Mariela and her family, and we had dinner there (fajitas mexicanas, and yes, very weird to eat that when i'm in switzerland) and we came back home like at midnight and i was so tired that i went directly to sleep this morning i went to get a new printer/scanner/etc/lol cause i need to scann few papers, and we went to check few deutsch language schools around here... in a couple days more i start classes but with a private teacher, he/she will be teaching me only to make it faster, cause my german isn't perfect and i need to make it better i'm still disappointed, VERY... but the only t
A Return Is Requested. (from The Bulletin Board) :)
A Return is Requested....You'll see why! Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a s
Really Stressed And Sick Of Drama
Its been a long and stressful weekend. My roommate turned into a major ass this weekend worse than normal. He was drunk and pissed off because he lost his job. He started taking it out on his girlfriend and was smacking her around. I stepped in to get her out of there and he turned on me. Before anyone says you should have stayed out of it ask this of yourself if you saw a guy beating up a girl wouldn't you try to help her? I did and kinda got hurt in the process. I grabbed her though and threw her my keys and made her leave. I managed to knock him down, no small feat mind you and ran out with her. I took her home and told her to leave him be untill he sobers up. I then went to my friends and stayed there with her. She let me move in untill I can figure out what my next move will me. The place I was going to get turned out to be really bad so I decided not to go that route. Now I am looking for another place. I managed to go back on Sunday and get all of my stuff out. I only have acces
Soon...
In one month it will be my birthday. I know some people who think that you should stop paying attention to birthdays after you reach a certain age, but I think differently. Your birthday is your day. A celebration of you being brought into this world. You should be able to enjoy this day to the fullest and screw anyone who tells you differently. Personally, I celebrate my birthday for a week. And anyone else's, too. It's not unusual for me to coax people into going out to dinner or drinking by convincing them that even though their birthday was four days ago there's still time to whoop it up. Besides, you do everyone a favor. If you go into a bar on “everyday” Tuesday and drink it's just another Tuesday. But, if you go into a bar on “Birthday” Tuesday and announce it, then it gives everyone else in the bar a reason to celebrate. And celebrating means more drinking. And more drinking means more fun! At least until that certain point when your body won't take it anymor
The Human Race Is Doomed!!!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: *On a Flea collar box: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. * On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details inside * On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap * Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head * On Tesco’s Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box) * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body * On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery * On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness * On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children * On a string of Chines
Walmart Application
Wal Mart APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, an
A Few Random Jokes That Were Submitted Has One.
Reasons Why It’s Better To Be female * We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. * We never ejaculate prematurely. * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. * We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. * When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic. * We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place. * We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts. * Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * We can cry and get off speeding fines. * We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers..
10/2/07
Nasa And The Bible!
For all the scientists out there, and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation, and that He is still in control. Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore , Maryland , and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development. I think one of the most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland . They were checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be 100 years and 1,000 years from now. We have to know this so we won't send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satellite and where the planets will be so the whole thing
Why Have A Fubar Support
LAUNGE WHEN THEY DO NOTHING?
Plz Help Me Everyone
I am trying to level up if everyone could help me i well show the same love back thank u everyone i hope everyone is having a good week thanks for the help..
Life
I am sitting here....just got the kids off to school and am feeling rather alone. Why does life have to be so hard and unfair? I mean, it seems like nothing ever goes according to plan. My family and I are at odds over things that are totally none of their business. They get all pissed off over my PERSONAL life which I don't understand at all. I have been contemplating a major move to a new city or even a new state by the end of the school year. I think the move would be a good thing not only for myself but for the kids as well. Sorry for the rant....just needing to vent some of this frustration I have building.........
When You're Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! &n bsp;9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
More Cyber Gone Wrong.. Lol
This is some funny shit. Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l? kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u? Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa Bigbenny02: want to cyber? kwazyfwies: yes kwazyfwies: you start ok? Bigbenny02: ok then Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens kwazyfwies: I’m laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast! kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you... kwazyfwies: easy big boy Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound kwazyfwies: wtf? Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i’m a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood! kwazyfwies: forget it physco Bigbenny02: don’t you like it like that babyface? kwazyfwies: no Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again kwazyfwies: ok Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem. kwazyfwies:
If You Hate Your Job Check This Out..........lol
Rectal Thermometer When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a cocktail and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson." Have a great day!
Cyber Sex Gone Wrong.
Found this on a joke site.. Will be posting more in a little bit. What you’re about to read is Cyber sex gone wrong. Enjoy bitches! bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They fucking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs ar
Life Isn't A Journey???
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...., "WOW...What a ride!!!" -author unknown
Just Want To Apoloize
i am sorry i havent been online as much as i used to be. just have had this darn flu and cant seem to kick it.....i will take care of all of u as soon as i am able to stay on the computer longer. sorry for not leaving comments or rating all of u thanks for the love and patience hugs and kisses vickie
She Was A Terrorist? In The Eyes Of A Neocon!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/02/2007-10-02_gotbaum_kin_was_running_to_rehab_when_co.html Gotbaum kin was running to rehab when cops grabbed her -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BY SOO YOUN in Phoenix and ALISON GENDAR in New York DAILY NEWS WRITERS Tuesday, October 2nd 2007, 4:00 AM Phoenix airport, where cops wrestled Carol Anne Gotbaum (below) into shackles she died wearing. The family of Carole Anne Gotbaum yesterday hired a high-powered Arizona lawyer to find out why the mother of three died in police custody - handcuffed, shackled and alone. "Does it make sense to treat a 105-pound woman - who at that moment at least is emotionally disturbed - to treat her like a criminal?" said Michael Manning, a Phoenix lawyer hired by Gotbaum's husband, Noah, son of well-known labor leader Victor Gotbaum and stepson of New York City Public Advocate Betsy Gotbaum. "You don't then shackle someone to a be
What Is Perfection?
As much as we want everything in our lives to be perfect. Perfection does not exist. If you asked me to define perfection I would tell you in my eyes perfection is trying your best and taking each day one day at time. If you’re not satisfied, then I would tell you there is no point in getting upset because perfection does not exist. I would tell you to try harder next time and keep trying till you are satisfied with your accomplishments. But don’t stress yourself by trying too hard because remember perfection does not exist. You know you have reached human perfection when your heart tells you so. You’ll feel a sense of pride travel throughout your soul. Don’t live life and waste precious moments worrying or being angry of what you have not become or accomplished. Take those moments and used them to celebrate with your love ones. Celebrate all the things you have become and embellish in your accomplishments. If you don’t understand, then picture a pile of leaves that we
Missing My Daddy-o...
Hey everyone, Today is a difficult day for me... I lost my Dad a year ago today to cancer... And I have been on an emotional roller coaster between being very sick this past week and knowing that this day was coming... I know that he is in heaven looking down everyday and especially today of all days!!!! I Miss him SOOOOO MUCH... just to get to see his face just once more the smile,the joy and happiness that he brought to everyone in his life.... He was the best Daddy that a girl could have... And that he will always be in my heart and will always be with me throughout the rest of my life... But what I would also give to just hear him call me by my nick name that he had for me... A hug, a kiss, or a smile because of how much of a goofball that I am acting like! To see his face light up when my daughter walked in the room saying Hi Poppy... To see him standing outside the bathroom door waiting for my Mom to come out so that he could scare the shit out of her... and then see
Please Dont Let Me Lose The Lead! We Have Worked So Hard
this is going to end VERY SOON i think she forgot to take someone out last night so please help me today i really could use the help! thanks sarah
World Of Shit
Violence is what you breed Racism is what you breed Hate is what you breed What do you expect me to be ? Peace brother, fuck you bastard I dont need your false friendship Freedom is a bunch of shit This is world of shit Misery is what we see Murder is what we see Ignorance is what we see What do you expect me to be ?
Thought For The Day - 1 October 2007
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
Too Cute.
so my boss was sitting behind me chatting with me while she was working. i got up to go put some postage on some invoices i was sending out (yes i do occasionally work lol) and she goes to me, "Persia, what do you listen to when you want to relax? Cause I'm pretty sure you can't listen to that and relax." I giggled and told her I could fall asleep to it if I needed to. Anyway this is what I was listening to. (Give it a sec to load) I'm sure anyone could fall asleep to this!
Lmao
* 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 – So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 – No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 – do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it’s "hummer week" – get it through your head – I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 – "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls – if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth,
Afraid Of Terrorists? Are You Gonna Do That A Kid?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071001/ap_on_go_ot/airports_toy_screening TSA to scrutinize remote-controlled toys By EILEEN SULLIVAN, Associated Press Writer Mon Oct 1, 5:38 PM ET Airport screeners will be taking a closer look at remote control toys in carry-on luggage due to concerns they could be used to detonate bombs, U.S. officials said Monday. The new practice is a result of reviewing recent intelligence, but isn't based on any specific threat, according to the Transportation Security Administration. "We're always looking at the dots," TSA Administrator Kip Hawley said Monday. "And we got to the point on this one that we felt it was advisable to alert our officers." Passengers — including children — carrying the toys on airplanes may have to go through secondary screening. The TSA does not have statistics on how many people bring remote-controlled toys in their carry-on luggage, Hawley said. "Although in our informal survey, we were told that there ar
Dj Buttefly Warrior Live On Air!
COME JOIN DJ BUTTERFLY WARRIOR LIVE ON AIR!! DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell@ fubar Show her some love, rate, fan and add, while you're here! Just click on the pic, hold on tight and enjoy the ride into the Guardians of Hell!! Have Fun ... MUUUAAAAHHH!!
Either You Do Or Don't!
I'm not one to ask fer help but ya know, I'm having a hell of a time getting to my next lvl which will be in 40,000 points or so. If ya'll would come by sometime an rate my pictures/stash which I have lots of, I'd be more than grateful to you guys....I will try my best to return the favor when ever possible!
A New Start
I walked through the many faces of people, Looking into their eyes, I see the sorrow,pain and sadness I walked through the quiet pathways, Kids' voices lost in the wind, The street covered with darkness Emptiness felt in each steps I fight for what I believe, To offer all I have I fight for the those needed, Giving them the peace they deserved Sacrifices I made, I asked for no returns, Filled with peace and love, I lived for them, I fight for them, In the sand seeking a new start for them
Work Sucks
My job has me working a lot of overtime and I seem to have ZERO time for much else besides , work, eat, shower, sleep. Couple that with the fact that I STILL cant comment or post bulletins and it seems like Im ignoring everyone. I Rest assured I am NOT! I miss everyone very much! I came home to see I had made slave princess sticky for top 50 sexy women of Fubar. Made me smile!Hence the silly status! For those that havent heard about the grounding(LOL its what I lovingly refer to my ban as)you can go a few blogs back to the enough already blogs to read up. TTFN Smooches! Temptress please rate this blog if you havent already to help me get to top 50 blogs!
Failure
I have a fear of being alone with no love my heart turned to stone i found some who chiseled at my heart he means the world to me again i have failed like i knew i would alone i will spend my days my nights seem so long no one to talk to i have failed at love once again
I'm Here For Me
Ok... I need to rant. Frankly it really pisses me off when people treat me like my intrinisic value as a woman lies in my appearance. Granted, I recognize that men are purely visual creatures. That does not bother me. What does bother me is when I am treated like I don't have a freaking thought in my head. When no one cares what's going on INSIDE. Not even an "Hi, how are you?" Before I get asked for a cam or NSFW pics. And let me set the reccord straight. I do not now, nor will I ever have or take NSFW pics. It's a personal choice. Not only am I simply not wired that way, but I'm a mother. And I do not need to seek validation for my feminity from random on-line people. Many people do have NSFW pics, and kudos to them, but it's not me, and if that's what you are after you'll have plenty of other people to oogle at. Let me also set the reccord straight about my brain. Which is much more significant a feature than my ass. I majored in Poli Sci with a minor in Public Admin
Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Pirates! For the less traditional, but definitely hot this year you'll want to check out the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest inspired costumes, like Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones and Elizabeth Swan. Create your own Elizabeth Swann Costume Costume Materials required for creating your Elizabeth Swann Halloween Costume. (1) one white cotton long-sleeve blouse (1) one yard of white lace (1) one women's size small vest (1) one women's belt (1) one pair of brown cotton pants (1) one pair of cuffed boots (1) one small adult sized hat Elizabeth Swan, Elizabeth Swann, Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume, Elizabeth Swan Halloween, Elizabeth Swan Costume, Halloween Costume, Halloween Dress, Elizabeth Swan Dress, Elisabeth Swan http://www.squidoo.com/ElizabethSwanHalloweenCostume/ http://elizabethswan3.we
Beck-loser
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control baby's in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park (yo. Cut it.) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshy) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag one's o
Choices
Is it me or is it when people do a mummm on help and they keep the yay or nay choice on a question like should I a keep things the way they are or talk to that person and the choice is Yay or Nay Comments please
What Is
What is ? what is a life if your lying in chains your trying to move out of this pain you scream so loud but nobody hears Trying to fast forward the years what is a nightmare if you arn't left on edge your left on your own shook on your bed frightened to hell , you close your eyes seeing the movie replay in your mind what is a dream if your not smiling through out what a mysterious fantasy is remembered about that smile that forms when you just awake you love all the dreams that you can possibly make what is everything , if nothing is there all blackness , no oxygen , no one to care nothing to see , or nothing to sound the things that could be lurking slowly around what is a question if there's no answer to keep you stay up all night , and can't get to sleep trying to figure an answer thats not even real makes your head start to hurt and you feel kind of ill what is a night if there's no moon in the sky or a day with no sun , you love watching pass b
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friends surround me everyday, glad they are able to stay, you know i couldn`t go the day, without you here to even say, thank you for you all being there, if you weren`t here i`d pull out my hair, it shows me that you really care, we laugh so loud the people stare, wherever we go we have fun, you wouldn`t believe the things we`ve done , we even made fun of a nun, but that was really kinda dumb, for that we are surely going to hell, i hope you laugh,but please don't tell, i can here the mission bell, going down to find the things they sell, it seems to me that most friends come and go, in my mind that really does blow, the pain in my face lets it show , thats why i always drive to slow, don`t let life pass you bye, whatever you do give it your best try, i am your friend so why should i lie, even though i am a regular guy , so take these words and take them to heart, grabbing life would be a good start, if it goes to fast for you let it cart, you away and build a new part, so my friend f
Help Plz
1st is a vip my vip runs out on the 11th
Only In My Mind
am i alone, only in my mind, looking for that someone i cant find, surrounded bye friends so why am i this way, because that person never is here to stay, wish i could write a song, but it would be to long, if i let everyone know what i really want, let my feelings show i cant, why am i so sad all the time, no money not even a dime, but i do good to rhyme, maybe i could go commit a crime, and end up in jail, that wouldn`t be cool, maybe take my tail, oh hell no, that cant happen, not even if i were a captain, yeah i know i don't make much since, thats because i am so dense, maybe i should go climb a fence, i do have some experience, why do i go off in a rant, because you always make me pant, need some flowers or herbs so i can plant, some seeds but oh no i cant, yeah i know i am getting lame, i am so glad that you came, even though i feel the same, and i am in so much shame.
Wooottt Ohh Yeah!!
Yes!!! we finally made it to the 50.000 comment goal in the Happy Hour/VIP give away. am awaiting my happy hour and will hold it as soon as i'm unblocked on fubar.(cuz i like to do something special for those that have helped me out in this one and have been since day 1. am so very glad to have those friends you can count on in times of need. so just hold on to your seats and lets hope for the best and that i will have my abilities back again soon.(don't know when so please don't ask me for i'm not getting answers on that one)
Blah
So my laptop crashed yesterday and I lost all my bookmarks of where I am in your pics. and stash (you know who you are if you're reading this) BUMMERS!
Changed?
Two of my pictures where reported as NSFW and trust me... I have seen many more "so called" NSFW pictures which arent reported (check the blasts for example or the most popular girls). Is this site still about jalousy in every kinda way?
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into stayin with you,loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left you. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know wh
Letting Go
I sit here alone once again, thinking will the pain never end. Why cant I let my heart mend? Do you have a helping hand to lend? Found someone I know I must let go, and I can never tell her no. There is one thing that I do know, I finally do let my feelings show. Cant go on another night, she has finally made me see the light. Yes my days are becoming bright, and we are beginning to become so tight. She knows how to push my buttons, and sometimes we argue, I am so glutton. Then we make up all of a sudden, and yeah when she is mad, shes cute as a button. I like the way we sit and talk, sometimes we even go for a walk. I also just love the way she smiles, when we walk we can go on for miles. She likes the way I take care of things, and I tell her all the joy she brings. But yet I know she wants to roam, and she is so far away from her home. That is why I must let her go, even if I do love her so. Sometimes we have to just let people be, hope she is happy, even if it isn`t with me. Kn
Cool.. Weird Facts!!
1. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 2. The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 3. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 5. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 6. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 7. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 8. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 9. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you
To My Family N Friends
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When Family Comes A Visitin....
Here I was just sitting out on my porch, widdlin' like I does sometimes, when i seen a rickitty ole primer and red flatbed pick up pull into my drive. I grabbed my shotgun that i keeps right inside the door case strangers come 'round. I took aim with my's shotgun and i hollered at them men in the pickup. "Is that you Barbie Jo?" replied the passenger. "yeah It bees me. Who want to know?" i responded "why its me, your cousin Carl and i got yur cousin Bobby Ray and Billy Bob with me" came the answer. "well ya'll come on in here now" I replied "I got some sweet tea and some biscuits". We hugged and got all caught up with the news. Like my cousin Daisy Ray she done got herself with child again from that no account boy from down in the holler. My Aunt Kitty.. well she gots the cancer again. She wont go to no lousy Doctor.. she been rubbin moonshine on her tummy, being thats where the cancer is at. My uncle Pete well he caught that lousy Dolly Sue (his wi
Quoted From A Good Friend
I usually write about myself and thoughts I have in these blogs. I rarely see anything in someone else's perspective that I haven't tackled in my own. I spoke to a family member today and he shared a similar issue with me, that I have also dealt with(too many times). His story is issued as follows...He was dating a girl, they got in a fight over something small. The something small was probably an excuse to get pissed over a bigger problem. The female he was dating threatened to call the police because he was getting groceries out of the cupboard, which he bought. She called the police and he couldn't technically drive, due to his BAC, so he was stuck. He continued to do this until they arrived. They arrived and she told the police he hit her and was drunk. He did NOT hit her. She had no marks and they did a breathalyzer. He had a 0.13. He was told if he didn't have kids, they would take him in. He was basically indicted and almost incarcerated because of a "say so". She contacted him
Come And Show Some Support
Im in a contest and i am about 2000 comments away from being in 2nd place. Please come help comment bomb and show sum love please. Just click the link below Thank you all inadvance i do appreciate all the help people have been giving me and i also return all favors also
Always
ALWAYS How will I know you What light will I see Is this my destiny That just has to be To wander each pathway Always alone Searching for someone That may never be known Fueled by my fantasies Haunted by dreams Taunted by visions Of love yet unseen Night after night Day after day Longing for you To take my loneliness away M.P. 3-22-07
Whats In My Heart
~what's in my heart~ no ones gotten close enough to know the real me I don't even show my family who I am in my mind cause when I hid no one can find the real me hiding behind a book or a game hiding my feelings with a smile hidding the real me with music hidding from every one for a little while and as I hid from who I'm not I begging to think oh who I am and what's in my heart the only thing in my heart is my one and only who is he I don't know yet but I'll find him he'll be hiding in the dark just for me to find him and someday I will know what's in my heart someday I know his name 9-3-06 MICHELLE P
My Tears
No sleep last night, To busy thinking of you. I was trying to figure out how I could fix things, But I can't. You wouldn't want me to anyways, So I guess i'll just have to stop loving you some how. And only love the memory of me actually thinking you cared. It hurt bad, I shouldn't waste my tears, I know. It's kind of to late to say that, I've already unleashed thousands, Because every thought I ever had, Was about you. And every dream I ever wished... Came true, When you entered my life. And now you're slowly disappering, So I didn't sleep last night. M.P 7-9-07
I Am Beautiful
I Am Beautiful I admit you might not notice me from across a crowded room and if you pass me on the street I doubt you'ld stop to swoon But I am beautiful I'll yell it loud and strong and I defy anyone of you to prove that I am wrong I do not proclaim my beauty for the sake of being vain I keep a smile upon my face through out heartache and pain My causes are just, My love is pure other reasons I can not number I have the mind of a dreamer the soul of an artist and my heart is that of a lover So don't push love aside because of impressions at first glance get to know ones true mind give inner beauty a chance
In My Shoes
IN MY SHOES It will take you about a second to judge what you see. It will take you about a minute to decide whether or not you like me. It will take you about an hour to list my flaws. It will take you about a day to reveal all my faults. The outside you see Clearly and well But on the inside there's stories no one can tell So before you judge me based on my looks Remember it's impossible to judge stories by the cover of books. There's lots on my inside That the outside don't show Secrets and stories Things you couldn't possibly know ; My hopeless thoughts My endless devotion My hidden scars And unspoken feelings My opinions and All my issues Things you could never guess Unless you spent a day in my shoes The why, the how and when? The who, the huh and the what? The forgettable, the unforgettable The goodbyes, the tears, the scars The butterfly moments The smiles, the joy, the laughter The past, the stories, the memorie
I'm Like A Book
I'M LIKE A BOOK I'm like a book being judged by its cover I'm not in great shape and I'm always getting passed for another. I'm always hoping that I'll get that chance. To be picked first from the shelf and given a glance. I want to be read My pages explored. To be lifted from my shelf Instead of being ignored. So if you give me that chance you'll soon discover... That it's not always right to judge a book by its cover.
Here She Goes Again
I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy
Leaving
as of today i am leaving fubar .. want to thank the friends i have made in here and know i will keep in touch .. loves ya all bunches but my work is about to get worse and wont have time to get online .. i wish all well and the best .. talk soon i hope
What The Hell......?
why......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. WHY ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. WHY ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. WHY! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. WHY ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. WHY ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. WHY .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such
Lets Hold Hands...
He pulled me to him and kissed me. He told all his friends that were standing there I was his. He said he was so luck to have me. And here I am trying to play hard to get. I stop and he stops wanting me..
Thingie
Thingie > > There was a man who really took care of his body. > > He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. > > One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was > > Tanned all over except his 'thingie.' > > So he decided to do something about it. > > He went to the beach, completely undressed and > > Buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie; > > Which he left sticking out. > > Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane. > > Upon seeing the 'thingie' sticking up in the sand, > > She began to move it around with her cane. > > Remarking to the other lady, 'There is no justice in the world.' > > The other lady asked what she meant. She said, > > > > 'When I was 20, I was curious about it.' > > When I was 30, I enjoyed it. > > When I was 40, I asked for it. > > When I was 50, I paid for it. > > When I was 60, I prayed for it. > > When I was 70, I forgot about it. > > Now that I'm 80, the damn th
An Autumn Chant
An Autumn Chant By Karen Bergquist I will dance The dance of dying days And sleeping life. I will dance In cold, dead leaves A bending, whirling human flame. I will dance As the Horned God rides Across the skies. I will dance To the music of His hounds Running, baying in chorus. I will dance With the ghosts of those Gone before. I will dance Between the sleep of life And the dream of death. I will dance On Samhain's dusky eye, I will dance.
I Don’t Follow Rules. I Make Them To Follow Me.
I should have followed The Rules. Yes, I know I'm not much on doing what I'm told to do, but The Rules would have helped, if I'd just followed them. Besides that, there is testimony that I know of for certain that The Rules work. Rule 1 - Never under any circumstances be the first to proclaim your love. Don't even tell him you like him. For some reason, this it equivalent to rat poison for men. They die immediately after you reveal this bit of information to them. Rule 2 - Don't sleep with him after only half an hour. There is no way he's got that much sexuality to him, and you want him to call you for something other than the fact that you gave him a beejer and he didn't even have to ask your name. Rule 3 - Never let him see you without your makeup and hair done. Guys will tell you that they don't care what you look like. They say that they think you're the most beautiful when you first wake up in the morning. But think about it. When was the last time you
Another Day
Taking things one day at a time, trying to figure out who I truly am inside. It's hard to look inward and to fix yourself, but for some eason, I know I have to. This difficult journey is truly hard when I don't have the support of my best friend. I don't understand a lot of things anymore, and it's hard for me to figure all this out on my own. I hope I can be a better person, and this is what my goal is.
Undead
I was a teenage necrophiliac... A corpse grinding maniac. I still play with the dead today... Necromantic is the only way.
Sweet Nothings
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Oh, The Cat Came Back...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that jerk on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
Two Little Kids
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
"hello, This Is Customer Service..."
Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes
Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge...
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our emp
Lyrics
This is a call to arms, Will you stand beside me? This is our time to fight No more compromising And this blackened heart will sing For sad solidarity Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed This is a right to life, Not the Religious Right’s act This is abortion’s knife, Aiming at the wombs of The Christian conspiracy See open thine eyes and see, the Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed Our time will come, our time will come Our time is now, our time is now And I won’t pray for you Halo over our demise Following a god so blind Sallow in their sickening Swallow not, the shit they feed The words will never hold us down Prayers won’t be spared on you Satisfaction denied ‘Til you’re dead and gone Gone Dead and gone! You’re gone! -Machine Head
You Can't Handle The Truth!
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law. * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" * Witness: "By death." * Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" * Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. * Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" * Witness: "July 15th." * Lawyer: "What year?" * Witness: "Every year." * Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" * Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." * Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" * Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." * Lawyer: "And wha
The Kids Are Alright
Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy... 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. 3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven porcupines. 4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth. 5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. 6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. 7. Julius Caesar extinq
You Gotta Have Faith...
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch,raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!" The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "HA! HA! THERE IS NO LORD I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MA
One Liners That Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled was not one of the thi
Thank You
Thank you to all those who have wished me a happy birthday today. It really feels great and makes for a good start to my morning :) thanks again maybe I will do a blast and thank you all LOL
On My Mind
You know when I started on this cherrytap/fubar page I thought it was fun, addicting. I started making some really good friends. But you know sometimes people forget on here that some of us are real, not characters in a play....we have feelings, real life issues. I guess I am just so tired of being lied to on here, tired of making friendships and relationships only to find out that these friendships and relationships are not all that we thought they were. I guess I would just like to know that there are some genuine people here that aren't just talking to you for the ratings or the points, that aren't out just to see how many women they can get to fall for them. I am sorry just had to get that off my chest.
Please Help Me :(:(:(
You help me to you please, I have overmuch numerous profiles With I The photographs.. If you see somebody please you give me it to you.. I need help
A Girl Like You
I used to travel in the shadows And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste There's too much to lose Girl you say anything at all, and you know that you can call And I'll be right there for you First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake What else can you do CHORUS I'll say anything you want to hear I'll see everything through I'll do anything I have to do Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care This is the place I should be And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you To be in love with someone like me I wanna tell them all to go to hell That we're doing very well without them you see That's just the way it is and they will see I am yours and you are mine the way it should be CHORUS Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back I'm trying to get a message to you I won't take anything f
It's Nice To Be Working Again :)
I got the job all is cool and now i have a phone... I am back online after all these weeks of waiting.
Haha.yeah Right
This is what my horoscope says for today: You are dancing to your own beat today and loving every minute of it! Now is a great time for you to explore new options and use your positive energy to make a real difference in your own life I wanna see myself dance today.I don't have the energy.But who knows,maybe after my workout,if I actually make it through my workout
I Actually Feel Great
Day 2 of my new life changes. Yeah, I started jogging in the mornings. I also started eating more things good for me. 90% of what I eat is organic and or whole grain. So far, so good. I feel really good. I managed to keep myself smoke free, now lets see if I can be fat free too..lol Note to self: find food that doesn't taste like horse feed.( blech )
Shades On Mt. Rushmore?
Good Morning, a wet one here. Rain was the topic for Monday hopefully Tuesday sheds some sunshine on us. Did you hear a company by the name of ProShade that makes a 3-in-1 gadget that combines a visor, sunglasses and a lanyard--which is a cord and a hook that allows you to carry something on them, like keys or a pocketknife or what have you. Proshade made an intriguing offer to the National Park Service back in 2006 when they proposed to give $4 million to Mount Rushmore in exchange for getting to put a logo visor on each of the presidents' heads. The company explained in a news release, "The National Park Service needs more support in preserving Mount Rushmore. There's a dearth of funding in the budget to provide the national landmark with the facelift it needs. If they accept, we'd like this to go toward preservation efforts-including a much-needed pressurized wash." Wow… what won’t companies do to make a dollar? Sounds almost like TACO-BELL’S (no relation to me) stunt about buying
Join M&m Nation!
Just click below to b sent to my gurls blog, it tells you what it is, how to join and the rulez. Cumm on in and join us! http://fubar.com/blog/132386/538889
Winter
Nows the time to get your home ready for winter. If you live in an area that experiences sub-freezing temperature during the winter you need to make sure your pipes are protected against the cold. Wrap them in pipe insulation wrapping to protect against them freezing and breaking. Put weather stripping around your doors, and check around your windows for drafts. I still hang plastic over my windows during the winter, it keeps the cold out, but lets the sun in and helps warm your place up. If you have a central heating system make sure your filters are replaced, or clean reusable filters. Also clean out all the vents. Something a lot of people don't think about are the drafts that can come in around our kitchen cabinets, the way to fix that is put silicon cocking all around the edges, where they meet the ceiling and the floor both. If you start now you don't have to worry about doing it all at once, winter temperatures can have a devastating effect on water pipes, and on our bud
Blah
I really,really should have gone to bed earlier last night.We were up watching Family Guy and America's Top Model we had recorded on the DVR.I am addicted to the DVR.We have a regular box in our bedroom and sometimes I try to pause it thinking I am watching tv in the living room.The remotes are the same,just not the same function.I guess we have to do something like get one for the bedroom too.Anyway...I am really tired.I will more than likely stay home all day and clean,get some stuff done around the house I have been putting off.It's too early to think of anything else right now.Getting up at 530 every morning sucks!
The Son
Brilliant as the sun, my Lord doth shine. Warming my skin, tingling so fine. I feel his arms, holding me tight. Even throughout, the darkest of night. While my soul endures, thy torrent storm. In the end, it takes new form. Reborn again, to feel renewed. Never to understand, without going through. Completely made whole, with fired up spirit. Never again evil, am I to fear it.
Underage Users
I am sick of this now. There is a 16 year old girl who is here on Fubar, of course she is smart and dont disclose her age, but its rightly ridicculus that she gets to stay here. This site is for adults not children. And trust me at 16 she is a child. I remember when I was 16 and sure I thought I was so adult and grown up but I was not. The biggest problem here is that I have written to three separate Fubar Bouncers and none of them have done anything about it. I even have proof that she is 16 but they dont care. Whats the point in having an age limit if you dont uphold the age code..? Because you think she is hot, she has loads of friends and fans here..But she is 16 It is appalling that she is on Fubar showing off herself, she wants to do that she can stay on Bebo or go somewhere else. She herself should be ashamed of herself, going after so much older guys. But whatever, cant believe guys like her either, she is not particularily pretty and she keeps making loads o
Ok, So I Am Struggling...
Ok so I am struggling with personal issues. My apologies to those who have been trying to keep my chin up. I have a limited ability to fight back with the issues regarding my children and Parenting time. With the two hour drive one way, it has become difficult with all the health issues and lack of funds to hire an attorney. I will try to be less down about it but, without those kids my life is just me sitting in a room staring at the walls. Thanks for those who have tried to support me again.J.
Creative Thinkers Needed!!
Hey friends I have a business and a upcoming website www.iburnclothing.com.. Okay now that being said I make custom tshirts that are cute, witty, etc. So the question is im going to get stickers made. The sticker will have the website on the bottom but I want it to have two lines and I need a catchy line or phrase.. Any of you reading this thanks for your support and anyone who submits me the idea I use will get a free t-shirt and sticker! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Stash Update !
Morning ! Hope your week is going well. I have added some new jokes and some cool pictures to my stash. Please stop by and show lotsa love. I hope you enjoy. Big thanks and (((hugs))) Love Lin xxxx
Fuck.
Okay, so I got that job offer from Humana. Only thing is the place that is hiring me is a staffing agency and they are out of state, like Texas or somewhere. Well. They emailed me all these attachments and wanted me to print out all this paperwork, fill it all out, and fax it to them by this morning. Well, this was last night when they did this, around 7. I don't have a printer. Also they need a copy of my diploma, which I don't have. I gave it to my grandma to hold onto when me and Eric got the apartment. I called her last night and she said she could mail it to me but it would probably be Thursday before it gets there. Well, I sent an email back to the lady and told her, "I am waiting on my diploma. My grandma has it and being as she lives two hours away, she would have to mail it to me and it won't get here until Thursday." Not to mention, I'll have to take a urine test and they were wanting me to take that today AND fax all of my paperwork in by today as well. Well, as I said be
Thanks Bill!!!!!
Last year around this time, my best friend, Bill and I went house shopping. We were both looking to find our own houses . We came upon this great little place which had once been a ski chalet. It was smaller than what either of us were used to, but we both fell in love with it immediately. As we walked into it, there was an immediate sense that this was home! We agreed, that each of us had that feeling. I saw how much he loved it and knew that I had to pass, I mean...it didn't matter if he bought it, because I'd be there all the time anyway, so I could visit it, right? So, we continued on our search for me... Well, a week later, Bill ended up in the hospital and the doctor said that his cancer had spread throughout his lymphatic system, his liver and bone and to his esophagus. We brought him home and things started taking a dive very quickly...The last thing on our minds was buying a house. In his last months,I would take him for rides as often as he was able just t
All The Bombing Blarizers Listen Up
I am so sorry I have not been on three days i had so much dreama going on in my house, and i was trying to ingore it but I couldn't.. I had things to do on my yahoo groups I did not for get about no one.. I will comment bomb and do some rating later on today if I get on early enough ok.. I got home late late so I had a shit load of emails to go through and everytime I try to do something it keeps coming in so while I was doing that I was updating my yahoo groups.. I will check on the MSN group later on today ok.. Forgive me from not being on in three days I was not avoiding no one ok.. Talk to you all later ok.. Virgo24
On A Game
is fubar just a game ? real people are involved ! so please show some respect !
Madly Deeply
Our 3month anniversary brings to mind The happiness and joy you’ve brought to me, Sweet memories--the laughter and the tears, Devoted love you give abundantly. The place I want to be is close to you; There’s ecstasy and peace in your embrace. I know that I can cope with what life brings, As long as I wake up to see your face. You’re all I ever wanted, and much more. I look at you and I still get a thrill. Our love is the best thing in my life; I love you deeply, madly, and I always will.
Emotions
Once upon a time when I was young, I was an open book when it came to emotions. I was teased till I cried as a kid, lost my temper, celebrated happiness like it was the end of the world. But then as I grew up, I realized that emotions, like everything else about us, are tools. Tools that yes, do tell us that we are alive, but tools that should not control us. For example, exploding in anger to the point of hurting someone, or yourself. Allowing hurt and pain to consume you until you almost waste away in misery. Both of those are extremes, but I have seen them happen. Emotions should be understood, expressed, and controlled. However, there is a problem with that view, and I recognize that. Controlling your emotions can go too far. I did learn to control my emotions. However, the first time that my heart was broken, I locked down the grief and pain so hard, that it took years, and coaxing from a wonderful friend before I felt anything ever again. Now that I am dealing
Party Time
to everyone that cares we of sinking ink will be present at the rosco's chill challenge. come meet the gang and party... u might even leave with some art if you want...(sorry art not free but will worth the price)
3months
When I first met you 3 months ago, I fell in love so fast, I knew right then, You were the one and only one for me; I'd never have to look for love again. Each anniversary finds us happier; You are my light--my moon, my star, my sun. You show me what real love is all about, You fill my life with pleasure, joy and fun. As time goes by, our love grows stronger still. You're the most amazing woman I ever knew. I prize our anniversaries because Each month I fall in love again with you. I LOVE U VICTORIA
Warrior Insights(tm)- Justice.þ
Warrior Insights(tm)- Justice.þ From: WARRIOR INSIGHTS HQ (info@ModernWarrior.com) Sent: Fri 9/28/07 4:15 PM To: patrices_love@hotmail.com Justice is the acrobat within each warrior that walks the wavy, narrow border between yin and yang. To some, justice can only be enacted through laws written by society to maintain order. To others, it is carried out through vengeful acts which violate those very same laws in favor in laws mandated by a deity that one believes in. And still, to others it is a natural law of the universe which demands that fairness, even after the fact, is the only true form of justice. To a warrior, justice is decided through a belief in a greater good and must be an act that achieves or at least attempts to achieve that greater good. Therefore when justice is to be sought out just to satisfy a thirst for revenge, it steps firmly into the side of darkness. On the other hand, if justice is sought out to avenge a grievous wrong, with a result intended make th
Cradled In Your Arms
Cradled In Your Arms by BlueWolf © Cradled in your arms Held close to your heart This dance will never end Once you let it start Step away with me Follow where I go Our loves takes us to places That only we can know Lost within a dream we drift away in peace passionate souls united our hearts feels its release this dance is never over in your arms eternally we hold each other closely our spirits are set free love may sometimes stumble but ours will never fall for what we feel within is the greatest love of all I hear the music play Lost in its melody We dance through out the night Together you and me When I hold on to your heart And you nuzzle close to me Holding each other together That’s the way its meant to be For as long as I shall live My hands reach out to touch As we share the love we give And we give so very much As we dance in to the night And the night time fades away I will be cradled in your arms To stay........................
October 2, 2007
You are pretty narrowly focused on one friend or family member right now and that might cause a bit of jealousy from someone (or even everyone) else. Try to find a balance, even if it takes a while.
Whos A Rater
JUST SITTEN here looken and this time nite sucks . so what is everyone doing ? your reading this ! go do some rates ! or at least say hi !
October 2, 2007
You are pretty narrowly focused on one friend or family member right now and that might cause a bit of jealousy from someone (or even everyone) else. Try to find a balance, even if it takes a while.
The Truth Behind The Smile And Other Myths - When Body Language Lies
1) A liar can't look you straight in the eye. There is a persistent belief that people with shifty eyes are probably lying. As Paul Ekman says in his classic work, Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace, Politics, and Marriage, "When we asked people how they would tell if someone were lying, squirming and shifty eyes were the winners. [But] clues that everyone knows about, that involve behavior that can be readily inhibited, won't be very reliable if the stakes are high and the liar does not want to be caught." Ekman goes on to argue against attributing too much meaning to such behavior for two reasons. First of all, although this kind of nonverbal communication most reliably signals the presence of some kind of emotion, that emotion may or may not mean that someone is lying. Nervousness can, for example, manifest itself as shifty eyes. But there are many reasons for nervousness. To understand what the behavior means, you still have to interpret the emotion. Second, Ekman h
Silver And Bronze D
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze Talia smiled, kissed the quiverin
Silver And Bronze C
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze Talia was nearly perfect from her
Silver And Bronze B
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze "And now, if you'll excuse me. I
Silver And Bronze A
Silver and Bronze (1/1) - lesbian celebrity Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze 1) Stolen Away >From
Superman: God Among Men C
Superman: God Among Men by BlackKing2099 © Clark looked at Chloe. She looked up at him, smiling. He pulled her into his arms, placing her on top of him. She placed her hands on his shoulders and lowered herself onto his member. He entered her, and they were one. She felt his manhood inside her. Hot and strong and demanding. She sighed with pleasure and rode him. He placed his hands on her hips and thrust into her. They had become one. At last. When he let loose his essence inside her, she felt the wonder of it all. Her own pleasure had been building up and amazingly, they reached this high point together. Although she'd been with others, she had never felt anything like this before. When the sensations faded, she lay in his arms. Happy and satisfied. The two of them lay entwined in each other's arms. It was over. Clark looked at Chloe. She smiled at him. She didn't say anything. There was nothing to say. That's what it was like to make love with someone who loved you. The Fortre
Superman: God Among Men B
Superman: God Among Men by BlackKing2099 © "Behold the power of the ring," said the man. A green energy ball shot out of the ring and came at Bart. The young Speedster dodged it, and he felt the green flame singe his shirt. He gasped. Nothing on planet Earth was that fast. As if reading his mind, the green-ring man smiled. "I'm not exactly from around here," he said. "But I know how to deal with the likes of you." He started shooting blasts of green energy, aiming at Bart. Bart Allen sped away. As fast as he could. Who in hell was this dude? How in hell did he do what he did? Bart ran. Everywhere he went, the man with the green power ring followed him. It didn't matter that Bart could run on water, or move faster than a bullet. The man with the green power ring always followed him. Bart went from city to city, and ran across oceans, through towns and villages, hills and valleys. He ran all over the place, and the green ring man just kept coming. It was... unsettling. Bart
Superman: God Among Men A
Superman: God Among Men by BlackKing2099 © Clark Kent stood in front of his parents' farm, and looked at the horizon. He looked like any other young farmer in this part of Kansas, of course he was anything but. Clark Kent, adopted son of Jonathan and Martha Kent was not an ordinary youngster. He was the last survivor of the planet Krypton. Krypton was a distant world once inhabited by human-like entities who had built a mighty, technologically advanced civilization. Jor-El, a Kryptonian military scientist sent his son Kal-El on a small spacecraft so that he might survive the end of Krypton. The planet Krypton had been destroyed by a cataclysm. Kal-El's spaceship landed on the planet Earth where it was found by the Kents. Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton was raised by ordinary human beings from Earth. These days, Clark Kent was living in the city of Metropolis. He was still a freshman in college. A few months had gone by since his father, Jonathan Kent died of a heart attack, h
Pocket Full Of Kryptonite B
Pocket Full of Kryptonite by Spartacus © She furiously rubbed her clit with her fingers, and suddenly her entire straining body was swallowed by an intense orgasm. It knocked the breath out of her, and she whimpered as Jimmy's cock erupted inside her ass at nearly the same moment. Then a second wave of spasms hit her, this one even more excruciating than the first. " Anggheeee! Oh God, oh shit, unggghh, oh, again!" The intensity was agonizing, almost unbearable. She clenched her teeth and hissed with choking pleasure, feeling her asshole pulse and flame as his cock jetted strings of warm jism into her. He didn't stop fucking her during the entire orgasm, and that just made her have more climaxes, hot short violent ones that left her limp and mewling with exhaustion. Finally Jimmy stopped moving. He slumped forward onto her back, his throbbing cock was still buried deep in her ass. She winced each time he moved. "Jimmy, take it out slowly, okay?" she asked as she felt hi
Morph
does anyone know were i can get a free morph program???? no trail one either they suck!!!!
B;ack Rose Mourns
My home is far but the rest lies so close With my long lost love under the black rose No will to wake for this mourn To see another black rose born. When hope seems impossible Perhaps it just lies in the hands of another Too many people simply see reality As what we can see and touch But feelings are very real too. Perhaps we should have a sign around our necks So all the world could see how we feel inside We all feel crazy from time to time But few things I've read ever expressed that feeling with such power. Depressions is unique It can be and too often is The largest, most dominant thing in a person's life And, yet, at the same time, it is nothing at all… So I conclude what cannot be said But to write how I feel nothing compared Every rose has it's thorns As well as the black rose mourns.
Pocket Full Of Kryptonite A
Pocket Full of Kryptonite by Spartacus © 1.) Lois glared out at the night sky. Standing on her balcony in the chilly evening breeze she angrily watched the activity in the air over Metropolis. An Unruly mob of blinking lights swung this way and that just above the city skyline. Despite her persistent stare none took the shape she was hoping for. It was 9:30 and the "man of steel" had stood her up again. Behind her in the dining room, tall candles shrank into their pewter holders and stuffed duck chilled under glass. A nearly empty bottle of German wine periscoped up from a brass bucket of icy water. Two place settings of fine china and silver ware sat empty over unwrinkled linen. The phone rang and Lois felt a momentary rush of relief. It faded quickly as she remembered that Superman never called. He just showed up on the balcony with tulips from Holland or lilies from the rainforest. His excuses were always valid but Lois was growing tired of playing second fiddle to the ea
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Batgirl: On The Town by coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: Batgirl, looking for the Green Hornet's help, meets Lenore Case & they end up helping each other. Disclaimer: Batman, Batgirl, the Joker, Gotham City, etc. all are owned by DC Comics (Batman & the Joker were created by Bill Finger & Bob Kane) & Warner Communications. The Green Hornet, Kato, Britt Reid, Lenore Case, etc. were created by George W. Trendle & (I believe) still owned by Greenway Productions & 20th Century Fox. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun & prurient interest. ****** Bargirl, somewhat surprised by the Hornet's silent partner, said defensively, "Yes, Catwoman. She hates the Joker too. Occasionally, she and Batman call a truce and so she's in the Miami area. I guess I was the lucky one. May I use the phone? Don't worry, it can't be traced." With a nod from the Hornet, she picked up the handset and dialed a
Batgirl: On The Town A
Batgirl: On The Town by coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: Batgirl, looking for the Green Hornet's help, meets Lenore Case & they end up helping each other. Disclaimer: Batman, Batgirl, the Joker, Gotham City, etc. all are owned by DC Comics (Batman & the Joker were created by Bill Finger & Bob Kane) & Warner Communications. The Green Hornet, Kato, Britt Reid, Lenore Case, etc. were created by George W. Trendle & (I believe) still owned by Greenway Productions & 20th Century Fox. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun & prurient interest. ****** Lenore Case, executive secretary for the Daily Sentinel's publisher Britt Reid, watched the red-haired girl stride purposely across the press room from the elevator bank towards her office. She was in her early 20's, slender, with long, dark red hair. As she came nearer, Casey, as she was known throughout the paper, saw she was wearing a stylish p
New Partners In Crime Fighting B
New Partners In Crime Fighting (lesbian celebrity) * * * * * * 3) The Morning After - Redux Barbara pulled the robe back up to cover her full breasts and wheeled into the living area. Dinah padded along behind, oblivious to her nakedness. As soon as Barbara stopped, Dinah pulled the robe off and tossed it aside. The young blonde then sat on her lap as she had the night before. Before Barbara could protest, Dinah kissed her lover, probing Barbara's mouth with her tongue. Barbara returned the kiss, knowing all the while it was wrong. So wrong. Finally, "Dinah. We can't do this. We shouldn't do this." Puzzled, Dinah sat back. "Why not?" "It's wrong." "Why?' "Because of who we are." "Because we're women? That's bullshit." "No, of course not. That has no bearing on this. Please let go of my breast." Dinah smirked and pressed her palm against the hard nub. "I'll let go when you tell me why this is wrong. And I have to agree with y
New Partners In Crime Fighting A
New Partners In Crime Fighting (lesbian celebrity) Title: New Partners In Crime Fighting Author: John O'Connor Series: "Birds Of Prey" Pairing: Barbara/Dinah. Rating: NC-17 for graphic lesbian sex. Disclaimer: "Birds Of Prey", it's characters, locations, etc are copyright DC Comics, Time Warner, and the WB Network. No infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun. Summary: Barbara awakens from a vivid dream to find it may not have been as imaginary as she hoped. Note: Slight spoilers for "Pilot", "Sins Of The Mother", "Lady Shiva", and "Devil's Eyes". _______________________________________________________ New Partners In Crime Fighting 1) The Morning After The conscious world slowly intruded on one of the most wonderful dreams Barbara Gordon had ever experienced. The details were so intense she could practically taste them. In the dream that she desperately tried to retain, she had been making sweet, passionate love
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Nasty Surprise by The Fan. Helena Kyle, the Huntress is the superheroine who looks after Gotham at night. She gets a nasty surprise from one of her best friends one evening. (Ff, bdsm) When she came back she dropped the contents on Huntress's face. Helena woke up abruptly. Her eyes blazed with uncanny fury. She looked at Dinah, confused. "What's happening, Di?" she said. "You're my new fuck toy, bat bitch," Dinah said. Huntress looked at the girl. All trace of the tender girl she knew was gone. what stood before her was a fierce, sadistic bee-atch. The kind she liked beating. She struggled in her bonds but to no avail. "Oh, Helena, you can't escape. These are titanium chains reinforced with some green product I found in your dad's lair back when he was a Batman and there was an alien from space helping people." "Why are you doing this?" Helena said. "I love you." "I love you," Dinah said mockingly. "You're pathetic. You won't get a
Nasty Surprise By The Fan. A
Nasty Surprise by The Fan. Helena Kyle, the Huntress is the superheroine who looks after Gotham at night. She gets a nasty surprise from one of her best friends one evening. (Ff, bdsm) Dinah entered her room at the Gotham clock tower. She was very excited. She was a tall teen girl with long blond hair and pale blue eyes. Her face was smooth and cute with a slightly frowning, slightly dreamy expression. She was eager to watch the tv series Androkles. It was a story about a roman slave who fought a lion in the arena and was spared by the king of beasts and they became companions, fighting for freedom and such. She watched intently. The lead actor walked on screen. He was a tall, lean, muscled man with dark hair and eyes. he wore little more than a loin cloth. She stared dreamily. This was the man of her dreams. Emphasis on dreams because she could never have that kind of man in her life. She was a mutant. Life was tough on all her kind an
A Jack The Ripper Story
people,im a real live psychic and im bound to be it and this is how it started for me."see,it started for me, yelling gleefully,at jack the ripper,to come hither,a ghost he would always be.i wanted him,to come near and see what i was hearing.he looked in the trees and said it must be me,making the noise,for he and the boys,they were sure.me being to-wit,and not above it, for i was a boy at the time,had to remind dear old jack that in fact it wasnt me,it was he,who was still hanging from the trees,the one with all the leaves,making the noise.he said to avoid,and without being annoyed,that no it couldnt be,cause see,i didnt hang, somebody stabbed me.laughing at this report,his retort to my record,i said,for it surely would be,for after me, your the worst in the cemetary,and thusly a grudge god would carry,and certainly do,keep himself true,and hang thee merrily.after looking around,and looking at the ground,he said without much sound,i can be found,just not in town,look in the cemetary,t
Lois Lane's Late Night Snack B
Lois Lane's Late Night Snack by Croctden © Released, she turned to draw him into the water so they could kiss again. Strong hands tracked down her back, cupping her ass. They both murmured. His cock slid between her legs on its own. She rubbed herself over his shaft, adding her moisture to the spraying water. She circled a leg around his waist, rubbing a shapely calf against his steely thigh. They kissed, taking their time, confident of where they were going. Their lovemaking was more familiar now, but still wonderful. Grabbing his hard shoulders she hopped up and felt him slid inside her deliciously. Her legs wrapped around him and he leaned forward to put her head under the spray, inhibiting her sight and hearing so she could focus on his penis slowly pressing, probing her sacred spot and backing away. After an eternity he pulled her upright so they could kiss. He tossed her up with ease, burying his face in her tits. She whimpered when he nipped sensitive underside of her ti
Lois Lane's Late Night Snack A
Lois Lane's Late Night Snack by Croctden © No one was home. Lois Lane unlocked the door with the key Clark had given her. She deposited her bag and jacket and slipped into the kitchen. She had no idea where he was, but she knew he was not here making her dinner as promised. And she was hungry, fortunately her boyfriend usually kept a pretty stocked larder. She fixed herself a sandwich and made her way into the living room. Kicking off her shoes, she channel surfed, but nothing was on, so she picked up a magazine and thumbed through it. Finished eating, she put the empty plate in the sink. Walking back she felt a rush of air. "Clark?" But she was alone. She sat back down and was surprised to feel the rough cloth of couch on her bare legs. Her skirt was gone. Looking down at her dark blue bikini cut panties she quickly crossed her arms in defense. "Very funny. Now come out." Silence greeted her so she stood and started to wander around. The apartment seemed deserted, but she
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Cell Phone # Becoming Public
Checked Snopes. TRUE Cell phone numbers going public REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls. ....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It take about 20 seconds.
Kara And Diana Ch. 03
Kara and Diana Ch. 03 by BrettJ © Author's Note: While I am aware of current continuity in the DCU, I am not going to be slavishly bound to it. Thus, my versions of Supergirl, Wonder Woman, et al are my own, although I do acknowledge a debt to the works of Jeph Loeb, Michael Turner, Jack Kirby and others. Hope you enjoy these romps as much as I enjoy writing them. * Kara Zor-el rose from the water, naked, the droplets falling off her glistening form. Ipithime handed her a robe, which she put on. The Amazons had no concepts of false modesty, Kara was quite comfortable being naked in their presence. "Did the waters help you relax, Lady Kara?" Ipithime asked. "Yes, very much. Ipithime ...?" "Yes, Lady Kara?" "Why do you keep calling me that? Lady Kara? My name is just Kara." Ipithime shook her head. "Oh no, Lady Kara. You are the loved one of Princess Diana, her chosen consort. Thus, it would be improper to call you anything but Lady Kara, Lady Kara." Kara sigh
One Of A Kind!!!
I've got this feeling deep inside. But what it is I don't know. My vision starts to change. My mind gets filled with rage. I raise my fists up to the sky. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. And Now I feel like I'm alive. Don't know just how I got so low. These voices in my mind. Tell me it's killing time. It is a thrill I can't describe. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear that I see in the back of your mind. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leav
Kara And Diana Ch. 02
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Kara And Diana Ch. 01
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Jade And Argent: Picture Perfect B
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Part 2: Several weeks later, Toni got a call from her new agent. A large lingerie company wanted to use her as a model for some of their products. Sol was nothing if not enthusiastic. Toni loved him; he was a big cuddly, teddy bear. "Sol, if you think it's okay. I mean, I've seen the Victoria Secrets catalog..." Sol was practically yelling. Toni could hear his lecherous smirk and smiled. She knew he was totally devoted to his wife in Westchester. "Sol, you're a dirty old man," Toni laughed. Sol protested. "Well, to me that's pretty old." Toni laughed and added, "Anyone over twenty-five is old..." Sol said in a leering voice. "Sol!" "Who's the photographer?" Toni asked. Sol said. "Uh, Sol? Could you, um, you know, put in a good word for a particular photographer?" Toni asked. "She's really good!" Sol began to explain. "Thanks, Sol! I love you!" Toni hung up with a l
Jade And Argent: Picture Perfect A
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Prologue: A green trail blazed across the Manhattan sky. Most people immediately thought it was Green Lantern. Others a fast moving meteor. Some others dimly remembered Neron and feared the worst. They were all wrong. It was the young superhero known as Jade. She was using her Starheart powers to search for a lost child. The little boy, no more than five years old, was the nephew of Radu, an old friend. Radu had agreed to watch his young charge but the coffee shop had a rush of customers and little Jacob had wandered out the front door and disappeared in the maze of Greenwich Village. Jade, in her Jennie-Lynn Hayden identity, offered to look for the little guy and was flying over the neighborhood searching. As she flew along a small, side street, she saw a brief flash in an alley. Swooping down to investigate, she saw a young woman with silvery-white skin tossing what she first took to be small lightning bolts at a
The Final Lesson B
The Final Lesson Standing above the teenager, Diana symbolically held the trident to her throat, "Do you yield?" Defeat was difficult for her to accept, but she nodded and conceded the match to the stronger Amazon. "Use this as a lesson. Sometimes it's better to yield to your opponent, you might have the chance to defeat them later," Diana said as she helped Donna to her feet. "It can be a hard lesson to learn but a lesson learned hard is a lesson learned well." Donna again nodded in acknowledgement, tucking a stray lock of her black hair behind her ear. Next came hand-to-hand combat. Both warriors moved in a circular fashion ready to attack at the first opportunity or to defend if necessary. Donna decided to try being on the offensive and leaped to the right before spinning on her toe and going left. Grappling with Diana, she forced the older woman back several feet before Diana regained her footing. Each had an arm locked about the other's waist
Worry Jam Jar Spell
Worries and anxieties that are becoming too big and interfering with daily life benefit from this spell. Take and cleanse a jam jar or box with a tight fitting lid. Write the problem on a slip of paper Pass it through the 4 Elements, and pop it in the jar, reciting the following spell. Leave the jar in the moonlight, but visible to yourself. Each time the problem sneaks into your mind, think of the jar. You are only permitted to worry if you go and remove the lid and the slip of paper. You'll find that soon, you can't be bothered to even give it thought. When the problem is resolved, remove the slip and bury or burn it, giving thanks to the Lady. Into this vessel secured up tight I place my anxieties that they might Find their right level within my life Be only acknowledged when I say it's right. I swear that I will not give thought to my woe Until such time to this vessel I go And take off the lid and grieve, for I know That unless the lid's missing
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The Final Lesson by John O'Connor Synopsis: Wonder Woman returns to Paradise Island to assess Wonder Girl's Amazonian training. Notice: Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl and all related characters and locations are copyright by DC Comics. No infringement for profit is intended. _______________________________________________________ The Final Lesson Donna Troy lay entwined with her lover relaxing after an energetic bout of near-frantic lovemaking. She looked at her partner, admiring those beautiful eyes again. It was what she had noticed when they first met and what continually drew her gaze back. She sighed as a finger casually traced a random pattern across her breast. She felt so content. "So, you really want to know, do you?" she asked. in response to the enthusiatic nod, she continued, "Okay, but I don't want you falling asleep." "Don't worry, I won't," her lover replied, kissing the soft skin behind the moving finger. "Well," Donna began, "You
The Story Of Ferry Tales Forgotten
A feather falls down from a pillow Held tight enough to hurt the sound Of sobbing far too close for comfort Green eyes and a tarnished crown..... So far.... They grew so much apart The story of ferry tales forgotten Leaving behind all he suffers Silent, staring, all but broken Hoping that she just remembers All the words that they had spoken Staying alive But just to keep staying alive Is it worth it? Staying alive But just to keep staying alive Is it working? He lays down in his bed of thorns Silence beating back the sorrow Lying in his bed and thinking Things will be so much worse tomorrow
Binding Spell
This spell is for binding a violent or dangerous person from doing harm. Photo of person to be bound OR a piece of white parchment paper with their whole name written on it in black ink or dove's blood ink 18 inches or so of black silken cord or black thick string, like embroidery floss A small glass jar w/ cork lid A small white candle A small black candle Light both your candles. Write the name on the paper or take the photograph in hand. Fold the paper or photo into as small a rectangle as possible. Take the cord in hand and begin to wind it around the rectangle, for a total of nine loops, saying aloud in a clear, strong voice: I (insert your name here), bind thee (insert name of offending person here) from causing harm to (insert name of victim here), from exerting control over this person, from influencing this person. I bind you from making further plans with this person. I call upon the angels, Auriel, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael (or any other guides
Eyes Of The Tigress C
Eyes Of The Tigress by Ann Douglas That look of wanting must've been highly evident on Batgirl's face, otherwise the next words out of Catwoman's mouth made her out as a mindreader. "You know, the night is still quite young," she said with a knowing smile, "and it would be a shame to waste this apartment, or the bed." Batgirl opened her mouth to issue a false statement of shock that the purple garbed woman would even suggest such a thing. That feeble protest died unborn as Catwoman leaned over and kissed Batgirl. A kiss as sweet and inviting as it had been that night years before. "My name is Selina," she said as their lips parted. "Barbara," came the reply in a voice filled with a sense of surrender as the all too human Batgirl relinquished the Mantle of the Bat for the needs of the flesh. Barbara felt herself falling into a swirling whirlpool as Selina's mouth again found hers. There was a sexual hunger in Catwoman unlike anything the young
"a Baby's Hug..."
They were the only family with children in the restaurant. The mother sat with their son Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. The mother looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy and his toes poked out of his would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty, his hair was uncombed, his whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicosed it looked like a road map. They were too far from him to smell, but she was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik. The father and mother exchanged looks, 'What do we do?' Erik continued to laugh and answer, 'Hi' Ev
Eyes Of The Tigress B
Eyes Of The Tigress by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. "Oh my head," Selina Kyle softly moaned as she opened her eyes and attempted to jump up in her bed, causing a quick flash of pain from her left temple. The fact that she was in a bed, and not one in the prison hospital, surprised her almost as much as the fact she was no longer in costume. Instead she was wearing a simple blue nightshirt with two white kittens playing with a ball of twine on the front. Suspicious eyes took in her surroundings. The bedroom looked as if it had been furnished out of a mail order catalogue, simple yet impersonal. Moving slower this time, she
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Eyes Of The Tigress by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One Night over Gotham City was still more than two hours away. Nevertheless, the dark figure in gray and black was already out searching the city. A crime most monstrous was in danger of becoming even more so. "Twenty possibilities down, only a hundred more to go," the young woman beneath the cape and cowl thought as she looked over the waterfront. "Something like this would have to happen when Batman and Robin are out of town. I could really use that keen analytical mind of his." Shielding her eyes against the light of the dying sun, the woman popularly known as
House Protection Spell
1 glass bottle or jar with cap mixing bowl funnel (you can make one with a rolled up piece of paper) 9 herbs of choice from list: (Acacia, Aloe, Angelica, Anise, Ash, Basil, Birch, Blackberry, Blueberry, Broom, Caraway, Carnation, Cedar, Cinquefoil, Clover, Cotton, Cypress, Dill, Eucalyptus, Fennel, Flax, Foxglove, Grass, Hazel, Heather, Holly, Irish Moss, Ivy, Lilac, Mandrake, Marigold, Mistletoe, Mugwort, Mulberry, Oak, Olive, Pine, Primrose, Raspberry, Rice, Rose, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Spanish Moss, Thistle, Valerian, Violet, Willow) Pour the nine selected herbs into the mixing bowl one by one. As you pour each one in say these words (replace the blank with the name of the herb): "________ that protects, protect my home and all within." Once all of the herbs have been added to the bowl, mix them with your hands. Visualize you home being safe and secure as you mix. Cap the bottle or jar and bury it outside, in front of your front step. If you live in an ap
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The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl D
The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl by Ann Douglas The press of Kara's lips against her own was as intoxicating as her first sensation of flight. Susan returned the kiss with all the passion within her. Up until this moment, all that had happened between them hadn't been anything other than a budding friendship. One kiss followed another, and another, as the two woman swam through the sky. Locked in each other's embrace they silently shared a building passion. "Oh Kara," Susan gasped between kisses as she stroked the younger woman's long hair. "I've dreamed of this since the first moment I saw you." "I was quite taken with you too." Kara smiled back. "Why don't we get back down on the ground." she suggested. "Despite all the stories you hear, making love in zero gee is really more work than fun." The older woman readily agreed. Hand in hand they dropped to the ground. On impact, Kara deactivated the gravity generator with a gentle burst
My New Site
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The Erotic Adventures Of  Supergirl                   by Ann Douglas It wasn't until she opened her eyes again that Susan realized that somewhere along the way, the image of her dark haired Latino love had morphed into that of a much younger smaller chested blonde. Quickly finishing the shower, Susan moved into her bedroom and went through her closet. There wasn't that much to pick from, she really didn't have that much in the way of civilian clothes, as she still tended to think of them. Usually she wore her uniform to any official function she went to. Then in the back of the closet, still in the dry cleaning plastic from the only time she'd worn it was the jade v-neck dress her sister had bought her as a birthday present.   It wasn't something she would've bought for herself, not that she didn't like it.  It was just that she was always around people who weren't too concerned with their appearance. Remembering all the complements she'd gotten when she'd w
Glass Shatters
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, don't run away, bring it on straight to me!
The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl B
The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl by Ann Douglas It took a few moments for the two lovers to refocus their attentions to the world around them. When they finally did, they became abruptly aware of the sirens piercing the night air. Kara jumped up and looked out the window to see people running in the streets and lights coming on all over the city. "Something's happened!" she exclaimed as she grabbed her coveralls off the floor and quickly put them on. "Kara....I ....I love you." Jan said as he dressed as well. "I love you too, Jan." she responded as she gave him a quick kiss. "I have to get home, let my father know I'm OK." "I understand." Jan said as he gave her a second kiss. "Meet me tomorrow morning?" he asked. "Of course!" she said as she ran out the door. As Kara raced through the streets across the five blocks to her parent's home, she saw a look of fear and horror on every face she passed. The peaceful acceptance of life
Herbal Witches Cleansing Bottle
To make an herbal cleansing bottle, pour a layer of sand in a large clear bottle. Add layers of dried herbs, one at a time: first rosemary; then lemon peel, sage, cedar, black peppercorns, lavender, dill, bay leaf, and rowan. When the bottle is full, focus cleansing protective energy into the herbs and sand, and see a golden light radiating from the bottle. Visualize the herbs driving away negative influences. Cork and seal the bottle with white wax. Using a permanent marker, draw the Algiz rune on one side of the bottle, and on the other side draw a pentagram. Set the bottle near your front or back door, and every six months, uncap. Pour herbs out into the woods or your compost heap, and thoroughly wash and dry the bottle before filling it with a new round of herbs.
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The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl by Ann Douglas Beads of cold sweat ran down Susan Wienczorkowski's neck as she carefully navigated the long dark and empty warehouse corridor. Clad in lightweight body armor, the newest addition to the Metropolis Special Crimes Unit looked like one of the troopers from Star Wars. Close behind her followed a similarly clad associate. "Wienczorkowski ...west corridor clear." she said into her helmet's comlink. With a nod she motioned for her partner, Sergeant Mike Robinson to cover her as she dashed across the open space. The tall black man swung his high powered rifle left to right as Wienczorkowski surged forward until she flattened against the far wall. An anonymous tip had revealed one of the last Intergang hideaways. The statement that they were about to bolt from their hideaway had sent the strike force racing to Suicide Slums to intercept them before they did. If they could take down this last group
The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane B
The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane by Ann Douglas "That was a truly awful dinner," Lois said as she stretched out on the left end of the small couch in Maggie's three room apartment. "Really?" Maggie, who was on the right side of the couch, asked. "I guess that helps explain the second and third helpings you had." "Well I didn't want to hurt your feelings," Lois countered as she raised the small glass filled with amber liquid to her lips. "At least until I had a chance to raid your liquor cabinet." Despite the fact that she really didn't drink all that often, Lois drained the glass in a single gulp. If any day called for a drink, this one certainly had. "Insult my cooking and drink my booze, huh," Maggie laughed as she drained her own glass. The day had been no less hard on her. "If I had wanted treatment like that I'd have invited Inspector Turpin to dinner." Lois laughed as well, picturing the
Witches Protection Bottle
The following are the ingredients for a Witch's Protection Bottle and it works in two ways. It not only protects you, but it will deflect the harm towards you back to the originator. Get a glass jar such as a Mason jar, or even a baby food jar, anything that has a lid to it. Fill the jar halfway with small sharp objects such as pins, metal scrapings, broken glass, razor blades, etc. Be careful when you are filling the jar! Once the jar is half full with these objects, fill the jar up with a holy water mixture of salt and water. Put the top on the jar and be sure it's secured. This jar should be buried in the ground at least twelve inches deep. As long as the bottle remains in the ground, you will be protected from harm that is sent your way. If you bury the jar somewhere away from home, and you wont know if it will still be there in a year (City Witches don't always have backyards), then be sure to repeat this process each year.
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The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One The brown tressed woman hit the brakes hard as she brought her car to a sudden stop at the corner of Bessolo Boulevard and Reeves Lane, sending her short shoulder length hair in every direction. After hearing the first reports of the jewelry store robbery on her police scanner, the Daily Planet reporter had raced across town at a speed far exceeding the posted limits. A fact that didn't interest any of the almost fifty officers spread out in front of her along Bessolo Boulevard. Their attention was centered instead on the front
13 Good Statements
13 good statements Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grate
Conquering Supergirl B
Conquering Supergirl by Couture © Lexi shrugged her shoulders. "But you didn't." "Yeah, well okay," Ellen said. "But, yes, I had fun tonight. Oh, but don't go see the Matrix. It sucked big time." "I'll make a point of it," Lexi said. Her thoughts weren't on the Matrix or Ellen, they were on a certain blonde masturbating upstairs. "Lexi," Ellen said, pointing down to Lexi's crotch. "Ahhh, you are like leaking or something." "Oh," Lexi said, noticing the damp state of her panties and shrugged. "You sort of interrupted something." "Well, don't feel bad," Ellen said. "I had something similar happen to me tonight. Rob's roommate came in while we were in the process so to speak. We had to finish up in the car. I thought those days were over when I started college." A plan started to form. "So you and Rob," Lexi said with a devious grin. "Right before you came in?" "That's none of your business Lexi." "Okay, you're right," Lexi said. "But before I go to bed, can yo
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Conquering Supergirl by Couture © *********** "I see your five dollars and raise you another three," Lexi said. "I'm out," Jill said. "This is too rich for my blood." Stacy's stomach felt like an empty pit. She had never been this close to winning before, but Lexi had just priced her right out of the hand. It was so unfair. "I don't have that many chips." Lexi grinned. "Stacy, you remember what you said earlier about hypnosis being a bunch of garbage?" "Yes," Stacy Admitted. "Tell you what." Lexi pushed all her remaining chips into the middle. "You win, you get the whole kitty. I win, you let me hypnotize you." "Deal," Stacy said quickly, pushing her chips into the center of the table, and then laying out her cards with a flourish. "Full house. Read 'em and weep." She had always wanted the say that, and she beamed with excitement. Her arms were already reaching out to capture her well deserved loot. "Not so fast." Lexi laid down her hand. "Full house, aces o
Chloe's Kal B
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Clark sagged down beside her and held her to him as they caught their breath. Chloe's eyes grew hot and prickly again, and she turned away and started to grab her clothing. Clark stared at her back, wondering what was wrong. He didn't know what else to do, so he slowly grabbed at his clothing and slid his jeans back on. They dressed in silence, and then Chloe moved for the door. Clark grabbed her wrist and swung her around, kissing her. Chloe's hands gripped Clark tightly, and she gave a sobbed laugh as the kiss stopped. "I have to go. I won't tell. Anyone. I just... we're friends, so..." Clark stared at her, dying to tell her not to go, but his lips stayed still. He silently begged her not to go. He'd tell her everything, he'd... Chloe's eyes were tightly squeezed shut as she hoped that Clark would call for her, tell her he loved her, kiss her again. But she knew that if she stayed, she'd be in love with him forever, and that nothing could ev
Chloe's Kal A
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Just what happened when Chloe found Clark in Metropolis on Red K? She was grinning at him as she stroked her hand along his shaft under his pants. His dark eyes barely acknowledged her, but they were in a car worth several hundred thousand dollars, and she didn't really care. Kal barely glanced at her. They were driving through the streets of Metropolis like mad, the thousand dollar tyres screeching in protest as Kal slammed the car into high gear. The brunette was panting beside him as her fingers began to work away at the zip of his jeans. Kal gave a smile that chilled her bones, but his pockets were stuffed with folded hundred dollar notes, so none of that really mattered. Her neon fingernails worked inside his open zip and gripped his thick length. The woman's eyes widened and she looked at Kal, who smirked without turning. She bent down and began to suck him to full hardness, and Kal dropped one hand onto the back of her head, egging h
Slow Chemical
The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure All the wonder that I want I've found in her As the hole becomes a part I strike to burn, And no flame returns Every intuition fails to find its way, One more table turned around and back again Finding I'm more lost than found when she's not around, When she's not around, I feel it coming down Give me what I could never ask for, Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after, Connect me and you could be my chemical When everybody wants you (the chemical goes slow) When everybody wants you (my chemical goes so slow) When everybody wants you (so slow) When everybody wants your soul Give me what I could never ask for, Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after, Connect me and you could be the chemical you could be he chemical...
The Cat-woman B
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) With the kind of speed and precision that can only happen in the world of porno movies, both women were all over each other, making love and shampooing each other at the same time. Stacy purred as she watched (and appreciated) her first girl-on-girl action video. She studied every move they made on each other, gently caressing each other, licking and sucking each other's perfectly engineered breasts, and only near the end going down on each other's clits (you would think that men would take heed of such educational videos instead of just stampeding for the pussy while doing his girl). She hadn't realized it, but Stacy had her long, slender fingers already deeply inside her own pussy, pleasing herself immensely as she watched the movie. The video jumped to the next scene, not following any continuity with the previous scene, and Stacy brought her hands up after noticing what she was doing. "No, stop it, girl! Save
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The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) Stacy's life was simple and happy. She lived in a nice, cozy shoe-box that she could just cuddle up into; she ate nothing but the finest cuisine available and still maintained her girlish figure; she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived, Gwen Thompson. Or rather, she WISHED that she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived. She found Gwen to be the most gorgeous creature on two legs that she had ever laid eyes on, and merely to gaze at her shapely figure, her full blonde hair, striking eyes and graceful movements was enough to make Stacy melt for hours on end. Although she had been living with her for a year or two now in the tiny, yet ever-so cozy apartment, there was one horrible reality that Stacy could never face, a reality that would forever deny her her true love; Stacy was merely an innocent little black house cat. True, Stacy herself knew that she could never, and probably shouldn't,
A Baby's Hug
They were the only family with children in the restaurant. The mother sat with their son Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. The mother looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy and his toes poked out of his would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty, his hair was uncombed, his whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicosed it looked like a road map. They were too far from him to smell, but she was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik. The father and mother exchanged looks, 'What do we do?' Erik continued to laugh and answer, 'Hi' E
Cape And Cowl Pt. 03
Cape And Cowl  The Erotic Adventures of Supergirl and Batgirl Part Three by Ann Douglas "Can I drop you of somewhere?" Supergirl asked as she walked up to Batgirl. "What..?" Batgirl answered as she was startled out of her daydreaming. "I asked if could drop you off somewhere?" Supergirl repeated. Batgirl looked around and noticed that the adoring Police Captain was nowhere to be seen. She hadn't even noticed him leave. Barbara considered the fact that the unmarked car that Bruce kept in the garage of her building was parked behind the hotel. It was untraceable and she could safely leave it there. Even if someone stole it, well Bruce could well afford to buy a new one. "I'd appreciate that," Barbara answered. "It's Kara, isn't it." "Yes it is." Supergirl smiled; the use of her real name evidently was very important to her. "And I guess I still call you Batgirl." "Barbara." Batgirl said, almost without thinking. "My name is Ba
A Poem
love lasts,it simply blasts pass the first piece of ass it sees.yesterday,i was me for a second,you for a third,can i get word in edgewise?
Cape And Cowl Pt. 02
Cape And Cowl  The Erotic Adventures of Supergirl and Batgirl Part Two by Ann Douglas Opening the laptop that Bruce had left her, Batgirl quickly logged on to the secure link with the massive Batcave computers. Nimble fingers played across the keyboard as the files on the Crimson Rose filled the screen. Waynetech was the fourth largest computer software company in the world and in each program was a sub-routine that allowed Batman access to any system that used it. If there was a clue as to where to begin her search, it would be there. Quickly, the costumed adventurer read the information on the woman who so wanted her dead. 26 years old, the Crimson Rose had been born Sumiko Tabuchi in a small village on the island of Hokkaido, Japan. Daughter of an American soldier and his bar girl lover, she had been left to grow up in the streets after her mother had simply gone out one day when she was 16 and never returned. By the time she was
Cape And Cowl Pt. 01
Cape And Cowl  The Erotic Adventures of Supergirl and Batgirl Part One by Ann Douglas "Mayday ... Mayday ... Mayday..." the pilot of the small jet said in a controlled voice as he struggled with the controls of the crippled aircraft. "This is Gotham Air Two-Zero-Niner declaring an emergency!" Those simple words brought fear to the heart of Jim Lee. In all his twelve years of flying, including almost a hundred combat missions during the Gulf War, he'd never had to declare an emergency. Three minutes ago, just as he'd made the leisurely turn that would line his plane up for the approach into Washington's National Airport, a sudden explosion had ripped through the starboard engine. Thousands of hours of flying time helped avert any sense of panic as he quickly increased power to the port engine and tried to keep the aircraft intact long enough to make an emergency landing. "Brace yourself." he said to the smartly dressed young woman wh
If I Knew
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chanc
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. _______________________________________________________ After several long minutes, Dinah again sat back on her heels. Without
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. ******************************************************* Part 3: The Meeting Gotham City; 28 June; 3:30 PM EDT Dinah Lance sa
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. ******************************************************* Part 2: The Quest Gotham City; 29 May; 12:55 AM EDT "Oracle." Th
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. _______________________________________________________ Birds Of Prey: The Quest Part 1: The Chicago Mission Gotham City; 29 M
Birds In The Hand C
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Not now!" hissed Helena. She sat up and adjusted her mask. "Sorry, but this stays on. Canary's gone public but I haven't and don't plan to." Sure, Martin thought. Secret identity. The fact that wearing the mask while you fuck gets you hot has nothing to do with it. Aloud he said "I'm neglecting my duties as host. Can I offer you anything to drink?" "I thought you just did," purred Dinah. She smiled as her shot hit home; Martin blushed and, amazingly, Helena did too. To take the sting off Dinah added, "I'd… take a drink… myself, but I can't do that anymore." She tapped her throat. "What with my canary cry and all, it's too risky to use my throat for that kind of recreation." Sitting up, she turned to look him in the eyes. Helena took the same position on his other side. "I'll have to make it up to you," Dinah breathed, and licked her lips. Martin gulped as he looked up at the two Birds. Each was any man's fantasy. In the dim lig
Apd Re Tasered Traffic Stop:
This has NOT been my experience with APD in the course of the past 3+ decades that I have been in Austin; however, I understand that the use of tasers has been questionable in many PD departments everywhere since the usage of tasers have been available to them. Police Chief Art Acevedo on the incident: 'It was very upsetting to me,' Acevedo said. 'What I saw wasn't consistent with my expectations of the men and women of the Austin Police Department. Our job is to de-escalate stops, not escalate them.' Courtesy of the Austin Police Department (to be used for training purposes)... APD Chief's Release of the Taser Video APD Officers Praise Chief's Use of Video In Training What are your thoughts? I have my own as a criminal justice major, but I would love to have your thoughts on this matter....
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Frozen?" asked Dinah, interested despite herself. "Metaphorically. These were all lesser demons, and so they had a lousy plan of attack. All the patrons and staff I'd seen in the museum were still paralyzed by the Sloth demons that had appeared first. Once the Sloth effect wore off the other demons would have been able to work on them, but that hadn't happened yet, which was good; the other demons hadn't had a chance to feed on human sin, which was what they wanted. If they had they'd have been that much stronger, more of a challenge. Even so the Wrath demons were tricky. If I struck them down, I'd be giving in to anger; if I didn't, they'd hurt or kill innocent people." "So what did you do?" Dinah leaned forward, curious. Helena shot her a look, but Dinah missed it. "I thought about how they were simply expressing their nature as demons, doing what they did. I had to stop them, but I didn't blame them for their actions, any mor
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © Please consider the following: 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) This story contains depictions of sex as a healthy, non-degrading activity that consenting adults engage in for fun and pleasure. Those who prefer their depictions of sex to be debased should go find something else to read: this being the Internet, you shouldn't have to look hard. 4) Like all my stories to date, this one uses the TV show Justice League Unlimited and its ancestors as its model, though some elements are borrowed from Gail Simone's
Better Days B
Better Days Renee gave a terse report to Commissioner Gordon. She promised to detail it in a written report later. Then she went into Harvey's room but he was still sedated and she could only sit and hold his limp hand. Batgirl saw her father and gave him a more thorough rundown on what had happened. She didn't go into detail about what she saw in the Joker's lair, simply that he had Renee and she was still coping with that and the lie the psychopath had told the detective about her friend and partner. Gordon nodded and looked at the girl in front of him. "Take care of her tonight, please. I'm going to order her to go home and I don't think she needs to be alone," he said. Batgirl agreed with a whispered, "I will, Dad. Thanks." Finally, Renee agreed, under threat of being dragged there, to go home. She realized that she could do nothing but felt her place was with her partner. The commissioner demanded and the doctors all agreed she should go home
Better Days A
Better Days a Disclaimer: Batgirl, Catwoman, the Joker, etc are owned by DC Comics and Time/Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Summary: Saving Detective Montoya brings it's own rewards to Batgirl. Note: This is essentially a post-"Batman: The Animated Series" story (so Gordon knows about his daughter's 'hobby'). But I suppose it could fit into the pre-Oracle days in the comics as well. _______________________________________________________ Better Days Detective Renee Montoya groaned and opened her eyes. The lights above her stabbed right through into her brain. The pain was incredible. This was not one of her better days... As she tried to get up, Renee discovered her ankles and wrists had been secured. She had been shackled to a table of some kind. What the hell happened? She rem
Oven-roasted Herbed Vegetable Chips (kid-friendly)
(from Weight Watchers) snacks POINTS® Value: 1 Servings: 4 Preparation Time: 15 min Cooking Time: 120 min Level of Difficulty: Easy Roasting brings out the natural sweetness of most vegetables. Try substituting red potatoes, turnips or rutabagas for a delicious change of pace. Ingredients * 4 sprays olive oil cooking spray * 1 medium zucchini, sliced crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices * 1 medium yellow summer squash, sliced crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices * 2 small sweet potato(es), peeled and sliced crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices * 2 large carrot(s), peeled and sliced diagonally into 1/8-inch-thick slices * 1 tsp kosher salt, or to taste * 1 tsp fresh oregano, or to taste Instructions * Preheat oven to 200ºF. Coat 2 large baking sheets with cooking spray. * Place zucchini and squash in a single layer on one baking sheet. Place potatoes and carrots in a single layer on other baking sheet. Coat veget
Batwoman Ch. 02 B
BATWOMAN Ch. 02: AN EVENING WITH CHASE MERIDIAN-THE CONCLUSION Later that evening, the Dark Knight and the Shaolin Samurai were on the hunt. They had both stopped by the detention center only to discover that the prisoner in custody was sprung. The Samurai already sensed who was behind the escape and the Batwoman agreed with her that they should pay a visit to a special friend. Luigi Piazzullo was the biggest star in the criminal underworld and he wanted everyone to know it as he sat down with his fellow criminal masterminds in arms for a dinner of the finest Northern Italian cuisine Gotham City had to offer....and the honored guest was Thorbolde himself as inquired to know why he was sprung from jail in the first place. "You see, Urbaine, my grand-dad would like to hire your services for a nominal fee and...." "And what would that be, Signore Piazzullo?" "To help my grand-dad arrange some of the other gangland bosses to be sprung from Stonegate Prison." "Ah
Re: Question Of The Night For 10/01/07
OK...fucking an armpit...that is interesting! That is the weirdest I have gotten with this question. I tried to coax some girl for a FMF because I kno someone who wouldnt mind that...LOL...but she got cold feet. How do you kno if you would like it if you dont try it? Oh well! :) Thanks all for your answers! I still wanna kno how someone got my e-mail addy...LOL Now here is mine: Gangbang, DP and Bukkake. We shall see if any of these ever happen...LOL and of course if they do you will kno! ;) Keep your eyes open for 10/02/07 Question of the Night and its gonna be all about me! WOOHOO! I need to be made to feel special...so wait for the question and give me your feedback. I will post it after I do my blog... BOLO! ^..^
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BATWOMAN Ch. 02: AN EVENING WITH CHASE MERIDIAN-THE CONCLUSION Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with the conclusion of the Batwoman story. Just to let you all know, Batman and all related characters are property of DC Comics, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended whatsoever. Also, the following conclusion to this exciting little adventure contains sequences of intense violence, nudity, adult language, mature subject matter and theme, and strong sexual which are unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18. If you feel you will be offended by what you are about to read here then please do us a favor and leave for your own good, or if you live where it is unlawful to read this type of story, then please stop reading now. Just to reiterate, Batman and all related characters are property still of DC Comics and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended, again, what soever. Any further questions? If not, then let us conclude th
Im A Skunk
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug &nb sp; ; ; ; April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~
Batwoman Ch. 01 B
BATWOMAN Ch. 01: AN EVENING WITH CHASE MERIDIAN Upon hearing that, Barbara reached down to her pants and grabbed the zipper. She slowly pulled it down and pulled out the penis she had received last night while she had her nightmare. Chase was amazed by what she was dangling before her eyes as she looked back up at Barbara who was heart-sick about what had happened to her last night. "I told Dr. Thompkins what had happened to me last night and suggested a I make an appointment to run some tests of what I had received last night. I could not reveal my secret identity to the physician, so it was suggested to me that I get a second opinion from the psychological field. It could be permanent and could have far reaching effects down the road so what do you think I should do?" Chase looked back down on the penis that was already stiffening up like a board before her very eyes and calmly suggested something to her. "Why don't you sit back and relax and let me see what I
Batwoman Ch. 01 A:
BATWOMAN Ch. 01 AN EVENING WITH CHASE MERIDIAN That look of wanting must've been highly evident on Batgirl's face, otherwise the next words out of Catwoman's mouth made her out as a mindreader. "You know, the night is still quite young," she said with a knowing smile, "and it would be a shame to waste this apartment, or the bed." Batgirl opened her mouth to issue a false statement of shock that the purple garbed woman would even suggest such a thing. That feeble protest died unborn as Catwoman leaned over and kissed Batgirl. A kiss as sweet and inviting as it had been that night years before. "My name is Selina," she said as their lips parted. "Barbara," came the reply in a voice filled with a sense of surrender as the all too human Batgirl relinquished the Mantle of the Bat for the needs of the flesh. Barbara felt herself falling into a swirling whirlpool as Selina's mouth again found hers. There was a sexual hunger in Catwoman unlike anything t
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Can't Think Anything Else To Write
All you ever wanted All you ever needed Will come to you Only when you give in Your picture a world so dark and hard But your looking at the wrong one All you need to do is take a look Over here where I'm coming from You build walls made up of hate and fear And you wonder why no one wants to come BLAH I am out of words for the night...
The Bat And The Butler
The Bat and the Butler by odderotica © The black leather hugged her curves as she crept into the dark room. The city lights flickered in the air below as the nights beat wound down. It was nearing sunrise already cats howled as instinct took over and forced the nocturnal wanderers homeward. But Batgirl was still out, her mind buzzing with possibilities and consequences, her knees weakened from the nights play, her heart pounding beneath her firm breasts, her pussy tingling and warm. It had not been her first time. She had sex before, but never like this. This had been wonderful. Oliver had done things with his cock that made shivers run down her spine when she thought of them. Dinah had brought her over the edge so many times she was certain she could fly now. "Just like Batman." She thought to herself. For the first time, she thought of the Black Knight as a man. A tender man with muscles that rippled like rolling hills, she let her mind wander to the bulge beneath his b
How Batgirl Learned The Game
How Batgirl Learned The Game by odderotica © Barbra Gordon had had sex in her past. Before she became Batgirl she went to high school and college and had traveled the country. She was no stranger to sex. But fucking? Now there is a whole other story. Some would say it starts here……. Black Canary motioned for Batgirl to jump off of her ledge on the silent count of three. Breathless the young girl in the spandex jumpsuit counted to herself. “Come on Babs. You can do this!” she thought... Her cape fluttered slightly and the men down below opened up again with the assault rifles they had meant to sell to the highest bidder in Gotham. Her concentration did not waver as she mentally counted the third beat of her chest. Just as she ducked down to jump a shrill cry stung her ears. Surprised but pleased she leapt with all her tiny might and landed down amongst the now stunned gunmen. A Batarang knocked one cold as she swiftly kicked a second hard in the midsection. He went down,
Bad Little Bat Ch. 03
Bad Little Bat Ch. 03 by odderotica © Batgirl stood surrounded by men. The men were armed and dangerous; each suit hid a gun, every boot a dagger. She knew the men very well of course. This was an old style mafia family, now lead by a Mr. HotShit and his band of cousins and brother in laws and sons. She was the only girl in the room. Most of the men stood slowly, in a stoned daze, for they had drank to heavily off the liquor she had drugged. A sly smile flickered across her lips as the first on pulled his gun and clumsily waved it at her blurred image. With a giggle she simply reached out and grasped his arm firmly at the wrist. Pulling it up and away from him as her long leg stuck out at his thigh. Within a minute, that gun and all the others that had come out to play were safely in a locked bulletproof bag she had brought, and stashed away in a dark corner of the room. All the other guns in the house were already disabled, as were the phones and the security systems. Bar
Bad Little Bat Ch. 02
Bad Little Bat Ch. 02 by odderotica © Fake tits and bleached blond hair flipped and flopped wildly on the stage. Tiffany was a new dancer, fresh off the street, yet here she was dancing in the Pimp Room. The Pimp Room was the place to dance in Gotham. Of course, all the dancers were working girls as well Oswald saw to that. Each and every girl was a tried and true slut, and every man a pervert or a criminal. Mr. Hot Shit sat at a table in the back and eyed the fresh meat on stage. She danced clumsily, but with enthusiasm. Her breasts fell like ripe cantaloupes into large pink nipples and her bush was trimmed gold, framed with a simple runic tattoo and her legs were impossibly long. As she jiggled her unnatural assets the clients began pricing her out. On man came over with 30 dollars and she smoothed him in her ample cleavage as he felt up her ass. She only pushed him away as he pressed his finger into her naked, puckered asshole. A man in a suit came up and threw a hundred
Bad Little Bat Ch 01
Bad Little Bat by odderotica © Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand outs. Everything in that city seemed geared toward corruption, but her Father was not corrupt. But she was. Her Father worked within the system, within the law. Barbra's friends did not. She trained and studied for years and at 17, she set out to shadow the Batman. A year later, she was 'full partners" in on the whole secret. The next year, she went off on her own again, with support, to best use her own ways. The lights went out, and the backup batteries must have failed. He stopped rolling his joint, stood up and grabbed his piece. With a languid step he stumbled into the kitchen. Lazily he
So Sorry Im Not Tailored Into Your Perfect World
So sorry im not tailored into your perfect World... Im just a simple breed of man... I have my faults and i have my desires... I have my wants and i have my needs... I never ask for much... Just to be known that im loved... Im not a perfect person... Nor will i ever be.... Thoughts of my past still disturb me.... And fear of them daunting my future still remain... I know im not attractive... But faithfull i can be... Love is a tricky thing.... Lust can get in the way... Im not one to engage in games... Nor will i ever be... So if you must know me... Then first is to Show me... Im not tailord for a perfect world... Nor will i ever be... ~Sean
At Last B
At Last by vargas111 © No, no, she couldn't let herself think like that. She had always gone out of her way to remain unattractive to men, especially Steve Trevor, with whom she had to work. There was no way to avoid his lust for her as Wonder Woman; she didn't need him hot for Miss Prince, too. The contradictory thoughts flitted in and out of her mind. "You must never give yourself to a man, my child. If you do, all your powers to help others will desert you," Diana could hear her mother, Queen Hypolite, telling her so many years ago. And she'd always been a good girl, too. Oh, sure, she let herself go a few times when some overpowered android cock was pounding her pussy senseless, making her scream in mindless ecstasy as it attempted to orgasm her into submission. And she'd occasionally let the odd trans-genetic plant get its tendrils deep in her twat, tickling her clit as it massaging her breasts, sending shock waves of pleasure through her engorged nipples. 'Damn! I could us
At Last A
At Last by vargas111 © An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is not responsible for remaining errors. (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) Notwithstanding her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in Hades' name was the computer system blaring the emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially when she was so pleasantly full of her divine husband's divine cock? And on a Sunday morning? Her computers were programmed to respond to all but the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the woman really needed to get laid, the computer could give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no
The Talk B
The Talk by PrincessKoriandr © Returning the embrace, Donna said, "Anytime, honey." Both women shared the joy of being loved and the love that knowledge brought. Breaking away from each other, Kory said, "Now, let's get out of here. We've got a busy day ahead and tons of planning to do when we get home." She finished, winking at Donna, "I want everything just perfect." Laughing at the thought of helping her friend plan Dick's seduction, Donna said, "Yeah, and I can't wait!" Grinning at each other, the women left the penthouse. The sound of their laughter could still be heard lingering in the air.
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The Talk by PrincessKoriandr © Manhattan, New York, 8:30 AM "I'm doing it!" Kory Anders said to her roommate and Titans teammate Donna Troy. The two ladies were having a rare breakfast together at their Manhattan penthouse before going off on their separate appointments for the day. Donna had a 10:00 appointment with a potential client over at her photo studio and Kory had an assignment for the Jensa Jeans Corporation at 10:30. It was only 8:30 now, plenty of time for the women to eat and do some gossiping before starting their day. Which was a good thing, because Kory had a lot on her mind and needed to talk to someone. "Do what?" Donna asked distractedly. She had her morning cup of coffee in one hand and the New York Times in the other. So intent on reading the paper, Donna only half heard what Kory was saying to her. Shaking her auburn head at her friend's concentration on the newspaper, she repeated it again in a loud, clear voice. "I'm making love to Dick this wee
Song That Relates To Me
HILARY DUFF LYRICS Burned What's wrong with me? I get lonely in a crowd, Everyone is smiling, But I made myself left out. I got an imaginary shield around me, But nobody's ever really getting through. I keep thinking that they're gonna break me free, But they never do! (no) When somebody's knockin, When somebody wants me, When somebody's trying to love me completely. I get scared, Don't know how it works. Will somebody save me? Or will I get burned? Don't wanna get burned.. Is there thickness in the air? Or are you heavy on my heart? Why can't I just fit in? Why can't I do what everyone else does? People come around like a storm, When you least expect them to. For me I run for cover, When I should really face the truth. When somebody's knockin, When somebody wants me, When somebody's trying to love me completely. I get scared, Don't know how it works. Will somebody save me? Or will I get burned? I don't wanna [repeat] Wh
Love & War B
Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Seeing that she had him so hot he was almost crying, the need to cum was so great; she increased the speed of her hand and asked. "The next time Bruce calls you and asks for your help and it is not life or death, and interferes with our date plans, what are you going to tell him?" Trying to catch is breath; he gapes at her in amazement. He was three seconds from cumming all over her lovely hand and she actually wanted him to talk? Talk? All he could manage was moaning, so he moaned. Kory slowed the motions of her hand, teasing him. "What was that?" she asked, seeing the panic cross his face, scared she would stop. "I didn't hear you. Could you please repeat that?" "No…I'll tell him NO!" he said, almost screaming it, willing to say or do anything if it meant she would continue. "Good boy." She breathed huskily. He deserved a treat. Still stroking him, she sped up the motion on his dick, the friction causing his milky pre-cum to come forth
White
White white white white The color of no color white The color of all light white If there is no darkness white The color of of my shirt white Bleach on a stain white Heaven and it's door white Your grandfather's beard white Cuddle in my sheets white The entrance of a dream white Cotten balls so soft white Head on a pillow white White white white white
Love & War A
Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Written by Keith Kilburn Co-Written by Kenya – Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran Richard Dick Grayson is the superhero known as the Robin, (later; Nightwing), sidekick since his early teens to the Batman, and leader of the Titans (originally known as the Teen Titans, then the New Teen Titans, later the New Titans, currently just called the Titans.) Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran is the beautiful alien princess and the resident Titan's teammate; Starfire. Beautiful and passionate, Kory is a handful 95% of the time. Born to the Royal throne of Tamaran, Kory was destined to rule, but revenge would rob her of that right. Kory spent years as a Citadellian slave in order to save her planet from destruction. A destruction her older sister, Princess Komand'r, planed for what she claims was the "neglectful" treatment she received at the hands of her parents. The accusation was false of course, but Kory paid the price nonetheless. Eventually Kory escape
Indecent Exposure B
Indecent Exposure by PrincessKoriandr © "Which brings me to the point of this whole meeting. What if Raven had walked in on you? What if Gar, or God forbid, Kory or Donna?" Dick said, watching Roy try to become smaller with every name that left his lips. "And if that's not enough to make you cringe, what if Superman, Batman or Martian Manhunter had popped up? What if Ollie had?" He asked. Dropping his head on the table, Roy groaned. "I know, this whole thing was pretty stupid, especially considering how I was found," he said. Dick continued to chastise him. "Roy, your behavior last night was unacceptable, and what's worse, it was irresponsible and just plain careless. By bring those women in here, you put everyone who has a secret identity to protect, including your own, at risk for exposure," Dick said. Making sure his words were sinking into Roy's thick skull, he continued. "You can't bring strange women in here and have intercourse with them; there's just too much at stake
Indecent Exposure A
Indecent Exposure by PrincessKoriandr © Titans Tower, New York, 9:00 AM He couldn't believe his eyes. He just couldn't. That couldn't possibly be a pair of silk thong panties hanging from the corner of the big screen TV!! Dick Grayson was standing in the center of the Titans Tower rec room with his mouth agape, wondering if the team was attacked in the night and no one knew of it. Everywhere he looked he saw chaos. Socks and scanty women's clothing covered every available space. Pictures hung on the walls at weird angles. Empty cans of beer were everywhere with most of them cluttered on the coffee table and around the sofa in front of the TV. Empty chocolate syrup bottles and whip cream containers were everywhere that the beer cans and clothes weren't, and to top it off, he was staring at a very obvious Roy Harper lying on the floor with two very beautiful and very well endowed nude blondes and a ambitious amount of used condoms all around the trio. Trying his damnedest to f
The Sons Of Thassa B
The Sons Of Thassa by Alii Nui © “Yes, Fleet master,” the elderly man answered. Black Ox began unfastening his robe, not expecting that he would’ve so quickly rid himself of it when he put it on scant minutes before. In the pit, K’ago had also stripped down to sandals and underwrap of rep cloth. Neither wanted his opponent to gain advantage by grabbing at loose clothing. Black Ox walked down into the pit, spraying the sands with his sandaled feet, until he stood arm’s length from the traitor. K’ago licked sweat from his upper lip. The Rite of Knives was his only possible escape from the death sentence. If he could defeat Black Ox he could walk out of the meeting hall a pardoned man. “I’m told you bought a new slut today, Ox,” K’ago smiled. “A ripe, pretty thing from the north. I hope you used her well while you had the chance, because you’ll never get another.” “You’re wrong, K’ago, it’s you whose days between the thighs of kajirae, of any female, are at an end. You’re
Me
I hate when guys are so fake and tell u that u r hott and that u r hottest girl the have ever seen when u know u rn't I just had a baby and i don't look so good with my clothes off so i feel self concious about myself and others seeing me. I wish i had my old body back even if everyone likes my boobs being bigger it don't matter i liked being skinny and now i look at other girls and think i used to have a smoking body. I just want to know the truth and i know i will not get it from a guy because guys lie to get in ur pants or other things they want and i never have trusted any one till i really know them scince a guy lied to me and now maybe i can get a girls opinion cause i am bi and love to know what girls think of me hot or not?
The Sons Of Thassa A
The Sons Of Thassa by Alii Nui © (based on the Gorean Fiction of John Norman) It was an unusual night in Schendi. It was raining, but that was not the unusual thing. As a pure matter of fact, it rained most days in the sub-equatorial city than it did not. The same was true of the nights. Even the seasons were marked by the rains. In the cooler season it rained a great deal. In the hotter season it rained just slightly less. The rain was so common in Schendi that Captain Black Ox barely paid it any mind as he strutted down the board which led from his ship deck to the wharf. He was a big man and he’d been big as a boy. He reached the stone of the wharf and cast a look back over his broad shoulder. The glance presented him with two beautiful things. The first was his ship, the Rage Of Thassa. Even riding easy there in her anchor, the Rage was a rakish tarnship. The second thing of beauty was the kajira who followed him down the wharf. He’d only purchased her that morning, a
Same Time Next Week C
Same Time Next Week by Mild Mannered Author © "No! Oh, no. Of course not." "Good. We could meet less frequently, if you liked. Maybe these once-a-week trysts are too many?" "Not at all. I'd prefer to do it twice a week, but I think my duties would suffer for it." "Probably you're right. Mine certainly would. It would be nice, though," she said wistfully. "So let's make the most of what we've got, then." She smiled, and reached up for her tiara, but he stopped her. "No, leave it on. The boots and the bracelets, too." "What is it about this costume?" she asked as she removed her corset and panties. "Does it really help? I prefer you au naturel, after all." He thought about it as she dropped to her knees and began to lick and suck him. "That's not the point. The point is... ooh... to remind myself that... oh, God... we're doing this not just for ourselves... don't stop... but because it's part of the job.... If we want to fix the world... oh... we have to keep ours
Same Time Next Week B
Same Time Next Week by Mild Mannered Author © "Hello, Diana. That's quite a trick." "Yes. Like Themascyra itself, this island is only partially in the world; we wrenched it out a bit, years ago, to ensure that we would not be discovered. Amazons deal with outsiders on their own terms." Her voice was emotionless. "You may relax; while here we cannot be seen, or heard, or touched by anything outside. We are perfectly alone." "I see." Looking about, he relaxed, his broad shoulders slumping slightly. "It's quite a useful spell. Not having magic, I had to build my private place in the Arctic. This is much nicer." She didn't reply. Standing, she said coolly, "Shall we begin?" "Of course. I'm ready." "Good. Please remove your costume." He stiffened in shock. She stared at him, her cool gaze meeting his surprised one, giving him nothing. His mind raced. What's going on here? Her face is expressionless. What other cues is she giving me? Hmmm. She's standing stock-still, a
Same Time Next Week A
Same Time Next Week by Mild Mannered Author © The world was blue. The sky above, empty of clouds, was a keen azure; the sea below, a deeper aquamarine. The sun, blazing in the western sky, cast a fierce glow over the whole scene. It's beautiful, Kal thought. So beautiful. He flew on, but the glory of the seascape held him. While on land, he made a point of flying at subsonic speeds, so that the thunder of his passage would not inconvenience anyone, but over the oceans he usually ramped up to much higher velocities. Not today, though. Today Metropolis was quiet; today there were no League emergencies; today was for him. He could take the time to enjoy the bounty of his adopted home. Be honest, Kal. This is about more than aesthetics; this is about anticipation. He smiled to himself, and flew on. The north Atlantic sped by beneath him. Occasionally he slowed his flight and came about in mid-air, using his super-vision to look back at the shore he had left behind hund
Dreamssss
Reapeating Dreams Falling dreams Half way color dreams Wicked dreams Bad dreams Frightful dreams You had your dreams Forgotten dreams Deep dreams Keep your dreams to your dreams White dreams Dark dreams Tonight's dreams Tomorrow's dreams If you dream Of a dream Don’t forget that you had a dream Sweet dreams Wanted dreams All the things you wish you dreamed Chemical dreams Drugged dreams Out of body experience dreams Night dreams Day dreams Loud screams in your dreams My dreams Your dreams Shared dreams Half way to a dream Work in progress
In The Criminal Justice System.... B
In The Criminal Justice System.... by EroticaSeanStyle © "Oh Jenna, baby, make me cum please. Your tongue feels spectacular! Drive it inside me!" Serena yelled, her hands slipping down to the top of Jenna's head, lacing her fingers through the delicate strands of Jenna's hair. Jenna didn't need to be told twice, as she immediately began to fuck Serena's pussy with her tongue. She made it rigid and speared the woman's pussy with reckless abandon, getting it deep inside before she wiggled it around, causing Serena to thrash about, gripping the bed sheets and raising her back off the bed momentarily before crashing down. She had a mini-orgasm from that, giving Jenna a little taste. "That taste good, baby? There is more where that came from," she said, and Jenna nodded, wanting to taste as much of the woman as it was humanly possible. But she didn't continue to lick Serena's pussy just yet. She removed her mouth, to the chagrin of the woman being eaten thoroughly. She got onto
Character Degree?
"Suffering is the tuition one pays for a character degree." - Richard M. Rayner, M.D., SparkPeople member
In The Criminal Justice System.... A
In The Criminal Justice System.... by EroticaSeanStyle © Some feedback would be nice here, folks. ESS Serena Southerlyn was replaying the conversation she just had with her now ex-boss, District Attorney Arthur Branch, in her head while she was filling a box with her personal effects from her office. "A decision has already been made?" she had asked. "Yes, a decision has been made. You're fired," Arthur had said. "Are you firing me because I'm a lesbian?" "No, it's not," Arthur replied. "Good," she said, taking a deep breath. "Good." With one last look at the office she had kept while working under Executive Assistant District Attorney John J. "Jack" McCoy, the statuesque blonde turned out the lights and left. Serena was lost. She had been a brilliant legal mind, yet over the past few weeks, Jack and Arthur were turning down her ideas left and right. Maybe this was a good thing, Serena thought. Before she went home to her apartment in Midtown Manhattan, s
Calmness In Our Lives (received Via Email)
(sent by a friend who is such a fan of Dr. Phil -- not!! lol....) I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kaluha, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
A Drop Of Inque B
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © The train crossed several steel bridges and stopped briefly at Newark Penn Station to load more long-haul passengers. Then the train continued on its way as Larry finally dozed off to sleep. Being encased in Inque's body was strangely comforting. Larry woke during the night. The train was quiet except for the whine of the steel wheels rolling on steel rails. He tried to move, but Inque was soundly asleep and as stiff as if he were wearing a solid steel bodysuit. "Inque," he whispered. "Inque!" he said more forcefully, evoking a snort from the passenger in the seat behind him. "What?" she whispered in his ear. "Sorry, but I have to pee again." Larry felt a pressure around his cock squeezing its shaft, but its head feeling it open into an air pocket. "What are you doing, Inque?" he asked with a giggle. "I formed a bladder for you to pee," she answered. "But! Won't the water hurt you?" "A little bit of water won't hur
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A Drop Of Inque A
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © Some people call New York, "Gotham City." Others call it, "Metropolis." Most call it, "The Big Apple." New York is also the home for all sorts of crazies. They range from self-appointed mercenary groups to would-be superheroes. A day doesn't go by that the news doesn't report the daring deeds of the Guardian Angels, Hells Angels, Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Dare Devil, Wonder Woman, Captain America, the Flash, the Green Hornet, the Green Lantern, the Incredible Hulk, the Six Million Dollar Man, the X-men, The Tomorrow People, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and way too many others to mention. Larry stopped at a newsstand just after he got out of work Thursday night. He didn't buy it to read, but just to cover his head until he could reach the subway station in the driving rain. Had he read it, he would have learned that, due to a power failure at the cryogenics lab where she was imprisoned inside a block of
Two Or Three? D
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © Bruce interrupted again. "Not worth the effort. That was a trick, I expect, to keep you from chasing after them. The money's long gone." He shrugged. "As well in their hands as Lex's, I suppose. Perhaps better: they'll use it to lie low for a while. They'll be off their guard when I come for them." He rose. "Get some more rest. I'll have Alfred fix you something for later. We're going after the Riddler tonight; be ready to move by eleven." He moved to the door. Tim, shocked, said "But Bruce! What about... I mean, them, and me, and... and the code, and all." Bruce stopped, but didn't turn. Looking at the wall, he spoke, more quietly now. "The work that we do imposes certain stresses on us. We can't do what we do if we're not tightly wound, and our more relentless adversaries couldn't do what they do if they weren't the result of psychological pressures themselves. Occasionally, when we meet, our psyches push against each other just so
Two Or Three? C
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Don't try to fool me, little man. I don't know the code, but I do know its architecture. If you lie to me again, I'll know, and do you know what I'll do then? I'll leave. Harley and I will go and let Batman find you, tied up to a chair, naked and ready to burst. But if you tell me the truth..." She gave him a quick lick, easing the pain somewhat. "...I'll take you someplace where you've never been." His jerk told her she had hit home. Yet another point for Ivy: game, set, and match. "Tell me now!" Tim gave up. Fatigue and desire had overcome his better judgment and his ability to resist. "Okay! Okay!" With a moment's effort, he recalled the code and gave it to her. He didn't even transpose some digits or change one letter for another, so afraid he was that she might know and refuse to satisfy him. Ivy looked at him, obviously thinking. After a moment, she smiled. "That checks out. Primes in the right places, and all." She drummed her f
Dreams
Reapeating Dreams Falling dreams Half way color dreams Wicked dreams Bad dreams Frightful dreams You had your dreams Forgotten dreams Deep dreams Keep your dreams to your dreams White dreams Dark dreams Tonight's dreams Tomorrow's dreams If you dream Of a dream Don’t forget that you had a dream Sweet dreams Wanted dreams All the things you wish you dreamed Chemical dreams Drugged dreams Out of body experience dreams to be cont...
Two Or Three? B
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Yes?" Ivy's tone was cool, but didn't mask her anticipation. "It was... one if by land, two if by sea." "What?" Ivy looked blank, then frowned. "I gave you an order. Tell me the code on that paper." "Sorry, Ivy," smirked Tim. "Name, rank, and serial number. That's all you're getting from me." He watched her consternation, amused. Without saying anything, she leaned forward again, and Tim made a point of openly ogling her. She kissed his other cheek, hard, and pulled back, studying him intently. "Sorry, doll. Not this time. When Batman heard you had gotten out, he gave us all a shot. Your lipstick, your blood, and all your other little potions; no effect on me, so sorry." As soon as he said it, he wished he could take it back; he had given too much away, especially his immunity to Ivy's toxic body chemistry. Surprise enhances any weapon. Perhaps it was inevitable, though. His small victory, after a night of defeats, coupled wi
Two Or Three? A
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) I'm no continuity buff, so for simplicity's sake this story uses the TV show Batman: the Animated Series and its successors as its model, with bits and pieces picked up from the comics as I'm familiar with them. Please accept it as the best knowledge I had when the story was written. This caveat applies especially to Poison Ivy's menu of powers; these appear to have changed from treatment to treatment and over time, so I suppose the version I've given her is appropriate to some incarna
Help Me...
I need help thinking of a really good personalized plate for my car. I have ideas... but my mind is in the gutter tonight and well that's not helping me.. So post some ideas to help out...
Stupid People
Deleting most of the things on here lately...Seems that every time u turn around something is being reported as NSFW....if i wanted to play with children i would go play on myspace...Seems that this site isn't for people who are over the age of 18..Seems like this is a place if the people don't want you on top then mark all your photos NSFW..Come on a puppy pic nsfw???????? just fucken stupid...Really wish that button when someone reported would tell you why in the hell it was reported and why they felt the need to do it...Should be looked at by 2 people to determine if it is NSFW and then if it isnt keep a log of who is doing most of the reporting and if they are just being a stupid ass then DELETE there account...and make it known that they were deleted for that reasoning....OK thats my bitch of the week
The Breaking Of The Bat B
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © "Now that you know who I am, Selena, this makes things rather awkward between us." "Why?" She snorted. "Afraid I'll sell your secret to the highest bidder? Squeal to that annoying Summer What's-Her-Name on the news?" Selena used the knife to cut a small tear in the fabric covering his chest. "No, Bat...I mean, Bruce," She said with a grin. Grabbing on both sides of the tear, she ripped the uniform open, exposing the expanse of his chest to her eyes. He was...beautiful, as much as a man could be beautiful. His bare chest was nothing but solid muscle, smooth beneath her fingers. Here and there were scars that were badges of his years of service to Gotham City, from knife wounds and gunshot wounds. A light smattering of hair ran down from between his pectoral muscles and disappeared into the lower half of the costume, hinting at things yet to be revealed. She ran her hands again and again over the bare skin, closing her eyes to imprint them
The Breaking Of The Bat A
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © It'd been months since anyone had heard from the Batman. Gotham City was enjoying an unusually extended lull in its crime rate. Thanks to the efforts of the Batman, nearly all of the underworld's greatest criminals were in police custody. The Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler...even the bit players like Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were taking extended vacations in Arkham Asylum. Those who weren't had smartly chosen to lay low outside the city limits for a while, and the Batman's reputation kept any new talent from choosing Gotham City as their new home. For now, the streets were safe, and the people went blissfully about their normal schedules. There was one person, however, who was not enjoying the crime-free time in Gotham. Selena Kyle stalked the length of her apartment in frustration. "Damn him," she scowled aloud to one of the many cats weaving their way around her feet. As if in response to her anger, the tiny kitten let out a howl of ag
Visage Ch. 01
Visage Ch. 01 by danwoodsversion1 © Disclaimer - This is a work of total fiction. All characters used in this piece of fiction are not mine, they are the property of Warner Bros., and any events they engage in during this piece of fiction is completely... fictional. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spoiler Warning! - This story is my version of what SHOULD have happened surrounding and during the episode 'Visage' during series 2 of Smallville. For those that have not seen this episode I warn you now, this may spoil it for you, it may also spoil it if you HAVE seen it, as my version is much better. Also, if you have never even watched an episode of Smallville, why are you reading this fic? Anyways, enjoy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tina stood naked in her room, her breath deep and laboured. Her bottom lip was quivering as she admired the naked form in front of her eyes, a form she so desired, "Oh... Lana..." she whispered, As she took a step closer to her, Lan
The Wonder Of Themyscira
The Wonder Of Themyscira by Pandoras Desire © We have been dreaming of her for a long, long time. I guess you could say eons. Well, it seems that way anyway. Let's paint a picture. You and me, the reader. Imagine a woman. A gorgeous woman, 5'10, 140 lbs. and size 38d breasts. Sounds too good to be true, huh? Well let me assure you, it's not. This woman, we'll call her Diana. In fact she's more like a princess. No, not as in the Royal Princess. But as in the Princess of Themyscira. Other wise knows as Paradise Island. Many Amazon women lived on Paradise Island. But only one woman stood out among the rest. She was born the first child ever, on Paradise Island. Her mother, Queen Hippolyta, a reincarnated queen, was told to mold a child out of clay. The queen did as she was told. Then she waited for a miracle. The goddess of Olympus granted life to the child. A baby girl, which the Queen named Diana Prince. With a thousand sisters and aunts, Diana quickly mastered the ways of the
The Fortress Of Solitude
The Fortress of Solitude by Crystal_L_Veey © Superman hated to confess it but there were many times when he didn't like being him. Oh, sure, saving the world repeatedly from major crises and stopping crimes in action had their rewards, but mostly all that he got was just his picture in the papers yet again. What good did the publicity get him except arch-villains who could easily learn all his secrets to use against him? (Why in the universe Lois had published all that kryptonite stuff is beyond his imagination – women!) And why was it that the only people to actually fall from collapsing bridges and buildings were executives (who never tip – the cheapskates) and little old ladies with failing eyesight on pensions? If only his eyesight could fail once in awhile. Blue hair, blue veins, and evidently far too many pastries over several decades? What's up with that? If only Lois had asked him about the second most dangerous thing to him and had published that instead. It's true that be
Sexual Kryptonite
Sexual Kryptonite by JOHN900 © Volume I: A Super Seduction Chapter One "Again. Do it again," he commanded. He swung at her, harder this time, his granite fist streaking towards her face. His movement was lighting fast, so fast that even her hypersensitive vision barely registered the incoming blow. By the time her blocking arm had swung halfway towards its intended target; his fist had already slammed against her temple. He pulled the punch, hit her as gently as he could – but physics cannot be denied. The girl, lithe and lean and half his size tumbled backwards and slammed into the brick wall behind her. It hurt. A lot. "Ouch!" she groaned. He grinned, his chiseled features softening. "I barely hit you!" She rubbed her face gingerly. There was a mark – actually several of them – on her delicate features, marring her tanned skin. The girl breathed heavily. "It still hurt," she said. "If you'd practice more and move faster and learn to block better, it
Return To Tamaran Ch. 01
Return to Tamaran Ch. 01 by vic_elor © "So this is where you've been hiding?" "What do you mean? I was not aware I was hiding. Tell me strange visitor, what do you think I am hiding from?" "Very funny." ----------------------------------- Robin had prepared the Titans for battle as soon as the unidentified space craft appeared on their sensors, assuming the ships lack of response to the tower's radio hails as a sign of hostility. The longer the young alien went without throwing a punch or drawing a weapon the more Robin begin to feel like he may have jumped the gun. "Why didn't you answer us? We repeated tried to contact you while you were descending!" Robin asked definitely. "You must be mistaken. I didn't receive any transmissions." "Ah come on man," Cyborg retorted in disbelief, "I was there. We tried radioing you at least a dozen times." "Radio? You mean as in radio wave communication? You actually communicate via radio? If it's true that you still use r
Plan Of A Supervillain
Plan of a Supervillain by Reuisu © All righty, a couple of notes on this one: First of all, I do not own the rights to any DC comics characters. Secondly, a big warning for readers: This story contains: HERMAPHRODITES/SHEMALES, SUPERHEROES, MALE ON HERMAPHRODITE/SHEMALE, FEMALE ON HERMAPHRODITE/SHEMALE, AND DOUBLE PENETRATION OF A FEMALE BY TWO HERMAPHRODITES/SHEMALES. I do not mean to say that hermaphrodites/shemales are the same, just that I'm not certain what to call the beings in this story. I also do not mean to degrade women in any way or to undermine the superheroines who are depicted herein. I am a big fan of DC comics, but I'm also a horny male who has fantasies. And finally, on a happier note, the inspiration for this story: while many a fan of large-breasted comic-book heroes (or large breasts in general) like myself have enjoyed fantasies about Power Girl, I am sad to say that there is not enough erotica out there that includes her! It's shocking, considerin
Lois Lane's Superman Substitute
Lois Lane's Superman Substitute by the_box_in_the_box © Lois Lane: Man of Plastic (and D-Cell Batteries) Set during the time of the Lois Lane/Clark Kent/Superman "love triangle," the Man of Steel's would-be girlfriend gets lonely one late night at the Daily Planet offices ... __________ As one of the Daily Planet's star reporters in Metropolis, Lois Lane lived the life of a busy career girl in the big city, and as with most women in a similar position, this had taken its toll on her relationships. It was difficult for Lois to maintain any sort of relationship. Even though her editor, Perry White, was a much more understanding and compassionate employer than he pretended to be under all that sound and fury, her work schedule was still incredibly demanding, and many were the nights that she spent at the office, well after the rest of the world's regular working hours had long since concluded. Another thing that she had in common with many working women in the modern wo
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (pdt)
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (PDT) From: John O'Connor Subject: Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana: Sharing Secrets by Coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: While visiting Smallville, Lois Lane-Kent shares some intimate secrets with Lana Lang-Ross. This is a loose followup to "The Erotic Adventures of Lois and Clark: Lois and Cat" in the Lady Slash Comic Archive by an unknown author. Supes, Lois, Lana, the Kents, etc. are all copywritten by DC Comics & Warner Publishing. This has nothing to do with them; it's strictly a product of my own twisted imagination. Sharing Secrets Smallville, Kansas is a typical rural town in the Midwest. Lots of flat tilled land, scattered farms, and a small commerce center. Smallville's most famous son is Pulitzer winning Clark Kent, the son of Jonathan and Martha Kent. It's also the home town of the greatest metahuman on Earth, Superman; however only
Thank Goodness.
well, finally stuff is starting to look up and in my favor. nick is going to talk to the lawyer tomorrow and he's suppose to be taking our divorce and pushing it through. it's about damn time. grr. also, i will be recieving my bah. thank goodness. i need that money. heath and i will be getting married as soon as this freaking divorce is finalized. heath was so excited today whenever i told him that all this was finally happening. we've been together for 10 months now. 10 months. that's longer than nick and i were together before deciding on divorce. nick and i were together for 4 months and decided that we wanted a divorce. we've been separated for 11 months now. grr. i hate men sometimes. i love heath tho. okay goodnight.
Kara Makes A Discovery
Kara Makes A Discovery by jpc900 © Volume I: A Super Seduction Chapter One "Again. Do it again," he commanded. He swung at her, harder this time, his granite fist streaking towards her face. His movement was lighting fast, so fast that even her hypersensitive vision barely registered the incoming blow. By the time her blocking arm had swung halfway towards its intended target; his fist had already slammed against her temple. He pulled the punch, hit her as gently as he could – but physics cannot be denied. The girl, lithe and lean and half his size tumbled backwards and slammed into the brick wall behind her. It hurt. A lot. "Ouch!" she groaned. He grinned, his chiseled features softening. "I barely hit you!" She rubbed her face gingerly. There was a mark – actually several of them – on her delicate features, marring her tanned skin. The girl breathed heavily. "It still hurt," she said. "If you'd practice more and move faster and learn to block better,
Heartbroken
well today i think i lost my mind kids iv been heartbroken yet again i given my last breath and because of stupid stupid shit were are no longer together iv lost my best friend because of some stupid bitch on here in fact and what the sad thing is she has no clue about the real him hes says hes dosent want to be with anyone yet she sitting and waiting like a idoit to meet him what she dosnt know is that he tells me no mater what il always be in his life and if i ever need him he'll be there and ever time we talk he tell me he love me before we hang up if he really wanted to be there y would he tell me after only one night of being not being here thing didn't fell right odviously his heart is telling him hes makeing the wrong choice right? i love this man unconditionaly would die for him in a sec no mater if i know in my head i shouldn't my heart wont give up on him. hes has taken everything every person has done to him and taken it out on me and i been his rock and stayed by his side
Evilena Meets Zatanna
Evilena Meets Zatanna by evilenashypnoslave © Synopsis : In a parody comic book universe, a darkly beautiful illusionist faces an irresistible, blond hypnoteuse. One must succumb. Believe it or not, even sexy superheroines have to make a living. Oh, sure, super powers COULD bring you untold wealth, but in the real world you have to declare the income on your 1040 or the IRS will investigate you. Even though Superman could squeeze coal into diamonds all day, if Clark Kent started spending more income than a reporter could logically earn ..... the IRS audit letter would soon be in the mail. And even a gorgeous superheroine who DOESN'T have a secret identity , MUST pay her taxes. It's just the right thing , for a righteous superhero, to do. Zatanna , the comely, raven haired, illusionist (and JLA crime fighter) was working her Saturday night floor show at one of Las Vegas' biggest casinos, to packed houses. That was how SHE kept the IRS "wolf" from her door. The rest of
Clark Kent Or Superman? An Ending
Clark Kent or Superman? An Ending by rpsuch © Responding to the large number of requests I wrote this ending to Clark Kent or Superman? It is one of several possible endings I envisioned, one of the more likely ones to me. I hope it satisfies the readers looking for an extension to the original. If not, imagine your own ending – it's fun. There is no sex whatsoever in this story. Barry returned shortly with Linda. Damn! Each one was better looking than the last. How could somebody like Barry attract all these incredible women? Ouch. Stupid question! I had been marginalizing Barry because of our situation. He was actually very good looking, model quality. He was very bright, good job, well read, interesting and pretty amusing if he would give up that damn sarcasm. He was what most women would consider a very good catch. That's why I married him. I could see now that I had not given this whole thing quite as much thought as it required. "Welcome to our home, Linda." Ruden
Batman & Catwoman
Batman & Catwoman by Elenia26 © Catwoman had been eagerly waiting for her opportunity for another moment alone with Batman. The shots fired by Commissioner Gordon's men had stunned him, and knocked him down. He lay flat on his back, stiffly on the rooftop. Silent as she usually was she made her way over to him. Stepping on his arm lightly, she then knelt on his chest, crossing her arms over his neck. His eyes were so dark under the mask, and she felt his suit against her long legs, clad only in the vinyl. She purred, "You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome...dazed...and to die for." Batman turned his head to look just beyond her, and she turned her head as well. As part of the Christmas spirit, some enterprising Gotham citizen had hung mistletoe on one of the wires crisscrossing over their heads. He spoke for the first time tonight, in the gravelly voice that sent shivers up her spine. "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." She immediately retorted him back. "B
Annette At The Lake
Annette at the Lake by BlackSnake © I could hardly believe it. In the line at the grocery store was Annette O'Toole, the woman who plays Martha Kent on the TV show Smallvile. She looked thinner than she did on TV, but a really nice bubble butt. I'd say it was perfect, but I was star stuck. Her hair looked true red, not like it was colored or than thing, and she wore a pair of plain tight fitting jeans, a plaid shirt, and white tennis shoes. I would have expected a big star like her to be hiding behind dark sunglasses and a scarf that let you know that she didn't want to be stopped. I really don't think that she cared one little bit. I was buying skim milk, chips, sodas, and a few candy bars. She looked at the magazine rack and chuckled then turned back in line. I think I was the only one who recognized her. She always seemed like the kind of woman that who have been my best lover. I had more than a few dreams about banging Superman's earth mom. She glanced back and must ha
Pillow Talk
Pillow Talk by vargas111 © We open on a typical scene of newlywed domestic bliss. A well-endowed, thirty-something woman with long dark hair, wearing a sexy nightie and four inch red pumps is resting on one elbow looking down into the eyes of her new husband, a muscular hunk with square jaw and funny blue and red tights. As she whispers words of love into the ear of her life's mate, she has her hand between his legs, working on putting a nice bulge there. Apparently, she wants hubby in a VERY good mood. In addition to her sexy attire, the woman is wearing a very self-satisfied smirk -- and with good reason. Looking more closely we detect a still small, but unmistakable bulge in her tummy. Like many brides her age, she hadn't wasted any time between walking down the aisle and getting that first bun in the oven. Who knows, might she even have jumped the gun? Only one thing mars this otherwise paradisiacal scene -- the man looking up at the woman does not look nearly so happy as do
Penehoff Promotions On Fubar
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A New Superheroine
A New Superheroine by svanswords © Superman didn't think about sex. It wasn't in his personality to think about sex. It had never been a subject that a super hero of his ability needed to think about. Clark Kent had thought about and even had sex with Lois Lane, but when he donned the cape and tights he became Superman. The super heroes super hero. A being with no sexual thoughts. So what happened when the latest Super Villainess came on the scene? She called herself The Whore. Her powers basically consisted of being able to seduce men and women by projecting pheromones at them. A simple but effective power. It certainly beat Superman. After several robberies by the newcomer, all aided by insiders who were in sexual thrall of her, Superman was asked to search the city and apprehend The Whore. Dutifully he took off and used his super-vision to scan the city. Quickly he discovered the hideout of his quarry and swooped down, crashed through the wall and confronted her. What he saw was
Batman & Ivy
Batman & Ivy by the proffesor © The Bat hung from the wall...his head groggy, filled with cobwebs. He attempted to fight through the nausea to do a self assessment. He felt the pain in his shoulders. He was being hung against a wall by his wrists. The familiar weight of his cape and belt were gone. He tried to look up, confirming his suspicion that he was bound, but the light in the damp room was dim, preventing him from seeing that his gauntlets were gone and his bare wrists were being held by wire. He ordered his legs to kick forward, to try to free himself, but his muscles would not obey him. His head rolled forward and he noticed, on a table, his yellow utility belt and the dark folds of his cloak. His two most important tools were just out of reach. A wave of panic washes over him. Few things can make the Dark Knight panic; losing his secret is first and foremost. For the first time, he feels relief. The cowl is still in place. The integrity of the Bat, his most importa
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Touch me gentely Let me feel Your arms around me Feeling you whisper my name Show me once again The love you can't hide So I may fly Time out of your busy day Just so I may here you say I am the one that you love Kiss me harder Touch me When I am by your side So I may fly All of these little things Give me the strength to sing There is nothing I wouldn't try ...
Cydllwren
Cydllwren by feeeriek © Once upon a time, in a place and time before humans, there was a land called Cydllwren. It was a land of exquisite wonders... the lakes and rivers a rich cerulean, the grass and trees a phosphorescent emerald, with flowers of such brilliance that one could look at them for no more than a second. Cydllwren was inhabited by many magnificent creatures... unicorns, faeries, nymphs, sprites, nixies and sylphs... along with other, more mundane, creatures. There were deer, hare, wolf, fox, and all variety of woodland creatures, all of them living together in harmony. For this was the time before killing, a time of peace and tranquility. It is here, in this land of wonder, that our story took place; a tale of love, and of a love so intense and true, that the beauty of Cydllwren was increased a hundred-fold. On this day, a day that on the surface appeared like every other day, Olwen, a wee sprite, was flitting from flower to flower in the forests and mead
Cum Wars Episode 01
Cum Wars Episode 01 by littlejoe1 © I woke up excited at the new adventure in store for the crew and me. We have trained for years for this and now it was finally here....exploring Venus. We stepped out of our ship and onto the rocky surface. It was barren and dismal looking but yet exciting. As we began to look around this new world I noticed a large rock formation that seemed different from the others. I went to investigate. I scrapped off some samples and placed them in my bag. I turned and began to head back when I noticed a light coming from the rock. I went to see where it was coming. As I stood near the rock the ground under me opened and I feel into darkness. When I awoke my arms were chained above me and to a wall. It was dark and I was unable to see around me. Fear took over, as I was unsure of my future. Who did this to me and what were they going to do to me? I heard movement around me but could see nothing. I saw a figure moving towards me but could not see a face.
Watermelon Slim: I Got A Problem
Forsakan Am I
Originally Titled "Just Let Me Die" Broken and bleeding laying in my own pool of bloody tears. Dead inside, soul shattered, heart gone wasting away without hope, without the will to live. I lay here wondering why it always seems that something must go wrong and all I can do is watch it like a horror movie made into my life. A story of broken hope and shattered dreams, of a man who searches for something forever out of reach. Forsaken am I, nothing more than a empty husk to be tossed away when no longer desired. Words leave me no relief any more. Abandoned , lost and alone is this all there is to my sad worthless life? Come Mistress Death Dance with me and finally take me home to oblivion. End my pain with your sweet kiss at the end of this dance, let it be our last. Life's cruelest pain is a love forfeited and left to wither away. So I watch my soul, my heart only desire slowly walk away knowing that once again Mistress Death is quietly laughing at me. This is for a dear friend
Come Show This Sweetheart Some Love
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Creation
Creation by Ygraine © "The act of procreation could be thought of as silly unless you care about the person involved and when you care **deeply** about the person involved it can be elevated to something much more meaningful and emotionally involving than it really should stand any chance of being. It can become an expression of something spiritual and deeply felt." Candorwyn the Bard (without whom, none of this creativity would have been possible) *********************** He sensed her vulnerability. "Do you need a lap to come and snuggle in?" She blinked at him, trying to return from the insecurity of her thoughts. "I was going to say I'd quite like to sit by a fire and be hugged." "Hugging is always available," he said, standing up and moving to the hearth. She watched him take logs from the basket in the corner and place them carefully on the fire. "You'll like this pine log. When it starts to warm, the scent will be fantastic." He settled himself in the h
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40 Secrets About Myself
: 40 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what. [One] Who was your last text from? i don't have a cell :( but soon i will [Two] Where was your default picture taken? My house in my room b4 leaving for a party [Three] What's your middle name? Jose [Four] Your current relationship status? Kinda single but not really u know who you are ;) [Five] Does Your Crush Like You Back? idk cant say but it seems like it [Six] What is your current mood? buzzing and feel like dying [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? im not wearing a shirt [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? no, everything happened for a reason, no reason to change that [Eleven] Do you drink tea? not really. [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? twice [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? music!!! listen to and play [Fifteen] Who can you tell anything to? My grandma mother father i love em all. but there are certain limits i can take [
A Chronicle Of Mankind
A Chronicle Of Mankind by Samuelx © My name does not matter. Who or what I am does not matter. I am not a man. I am not a woman. I am not an Angel, a God or a Demon. I am simply here and I have always been here. I am the chronicler of all that happens. Currently, I am walking around the remnants of the earth, looking at the aftermath of an ancient battle where the human race, the most magnificent and promising of species wiped itself out. Completely. I sigh in disgust and in pain. Yes, I am an immortal being and I can feel pain. For countless eons, I have watched the evolution of the humans. Now, I must face eternity without them. How I miss the humans. I wish I could turn back the clock. But I cannot. I must return to the others like myself. The ancient Guardians of Eternity. I will share with them the wisdom I have collected, and the sorrow. Before I leave, I must share one thing with you. The beginning of the end for the race of humanity. It's not a happy time for anyone, esp
Martyn Joseph: How Did We End Up Here
Children Of Angels
Children of Angels by janus6988© Paul realized, as the naked, athletic, ample-breasted twenty-three year old guided his cock up and into her well lubricated vagina without so much as a "how do you do", that he had never wanted to be worshipped. Sure, he had had the occasional fantasy when he was a child. But you can't be worshipped and loved. And now that he was worshipped, the thing he missed most was love. Being deified was boring. There had been eight of them on the ISS when it happened. No one could prove it, but Paul had always believed it had been intentional – or if not intentionally released, the virus that had sterilized every higher male primate on the planet had, at a minimum, been designed by a human hand. It was too... specific. The release itself may have been an accident. Paul hoped it was. One of his degrees was in anthropology, and he had never met an orangutan he hadn't liked. But intentional or not, his life had changed when the eight male astronauts on the
Dont Judge A Book By Its Cover
OK, SOME OF YOU KNOW ABOUT MY HEALTH PROBLEMS AND SOME OF YOU DONT, FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT, I AM A 33 YEAR OLD SINGLE MOTHER OF 2 BEAUTIFUL BABIES, I HAVE TERMNIAL EMPHYSEMA AND CRONC C.O.P.D. I HAVE TO HAVE A LUNG TRANSPLANT HERE SOON. I DO WHAT I CAN TO GET AROUND, AND I DO A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF IT, BUT I HAVE MY BAD DAYS TOO, FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS I HAVE BEEN SICK, I GUESS WITH A COLD BUT I AM TRYING TO GET RID OF IT BUT ITS NOT WORKING, LOL BUT I WILL GET THROUGH IT, I HAVE A WEB PAGE SOME OF MY FRIENDS GO TO, BUT LIKE I SAID I HAVE VERY FEW FRIENDS THAT GO TO IT, MOST PEOPLE READ ABOUT ME OR ALREADY KNOW ME AND THEY STOP COMMONG AROUND OF JUST QUIT TALKING TO ME, BECAUSE OF MY HEALTH PROBLEMS, BUT I AM STILL ME I AM JUST LIKE YOU, I CAN DO THE THINGS YOU DO BUT I CANT DO IT AS FAST,., SO GIVE ME A CHANCE BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, GET TO KNOW ME, THE REAL ME, BEFORE YOU QUIT BEING MY FRIEND, AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME PLEASE GO TO MY WEB PAGE IT WILL EXPLAIN MORE, IT IS A F
Chasing Time Ch. 01
Chasing Time Ch. 01 by Goldlion1 © Something different enjoy ...or not. I met Dr Lewis while researching a story I was writing about time travel for Science Week Magazine. She seemed far too young to be an esteemed scientist, and far too pretty to be a Nobel Laureate. She was very typical of the stereotype sexy secretary, so much so that upon our first meeting I had thought I had been duped. The first time I met her she was a distracted mess, looking tousled and strung out. She was stumbling to explain her simple yet complex notion of time/space. She looked like she had been interrupted in the middle of a frantic screw, sweating, flush and barely able to speak. I was slightly amused by her appearance and at first thought that this may have been some elaborate practical joke. The people I worked with, in order to stave off the boredom of dealing constantly with "facts," were notorious for their twisted sense of humor. Dr Lewis, however, was not as she appeared on that first d
Chameleon
Chameleon by Evil_Genius © Chameleon Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! "Ouch." "OUCH!" "Damn." "DAMN!" "Shit!" "SHIT!" "FUCK!" "FUCKING SHIT! That hurts!" Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Splat! "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "OOOO! That is disgusting!" A friend back at the Alien Studies Society (and on Hentai, my home world, the name does not have the acronym of ASS, but unfortunately our vowels are several decibels above human hearing range) Anyway this friend tells me that the most entertaining part of any anthropologists report is their trips through the worm hole to get to their assigned planet. A physics/engineering type tried to give me a detailed string theory explanation of what happens. I lost him after the first sentence. I gather it is something like sliding down a knotted rope, really really fast and you end up with the bruises and rope burn to prove it. No matter how many times I travel between planets, I never get used to it. You go bumping al
Caught Stealing
Caught Stealing by notnaive © She couldn't believe her luck as she knelt in front of the massive Orc. She didn't know how they had caught her, but she knew this was her only chance at escaping this camp alive. The red Durotar sand shifted under her knees as he stepped toward her, leg muscles rippling in the moonlight. She heard the cry of a Bloodtalon Scythemaw in the distance, and its voice sounded like mocking laughter as she took his stiffening member into her mouth. ..... Siss'Rin was a good rogue, if a little too eager at times. Her enjoyment and skill at pickpocketing got her into trouble sometimes, but nothing like this. It had been dark, and the two Orcs were snoring soundly has she crept into their camp. She had marked them earlier in Orgrimmar, drinking at the Inn and making bawdy jokes. She had even caught their names - Ormak Grimshot, the dark-haired one and Brakgul Deathbringer, the bald one. She had also noticed their heavy purses, and had followed them out into
Bbw Hooker
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The Captive
The Captive by GoldenMaia© The caravan slumbered in the hot desert night. The men of the crew giving up their drink and gambling at last and slept in their bedrolls beside the canvas covered carts. Only D'nel was awake still. Then again, he was always awake, the curse of the damned to never have the beauty or comfort of dreams. It galled him to have to be on mortal soil with the stink of the worthless husks of flesh that worshiped and feared all of his kind. Here he was, out in this wretched land, bringing the new lord of the Underworld his tithe, when he should have real status and power. At least a seat at the Dark one's right hand, or designated as position of power. Not relegated to the outskirts, stuck doing menial tasks with little reward. At least he could hope that his offering would serve to have the new Lord's attention on him in a more favorable light. And speaking of the offering, he was just on his way to check on the cargo. He could see the cage lashed to the on
Cranberries: Zombie
Carragh Sìorruidh
Carragh Sìorruidh by Alainn© Beneath the unending circle of the white harvest moon, a ring of highland sandstone sentinels stand guard over a platform of sacrifice. Crystal stars cut through the sky like a swath of iridescence that shines down upon the land with a cold, unearthly light. The chilled air of autumn whistles through the fields of grass, the sea sweeping across the dry land upon its wings. No sound, other than that of the wind and the distant sea, penetrates the circled stones. It is there, standing beside the altar, the sacrifice waits. She has the youth of a maiden: smooth, flawless ivory skin; small breasts, firm yet supple; a perfect figure unmarred by time; and a confidence of immortality only the naivety of youth can hold. Her beauty rivals the glory of the heavens, with eyes the color of blooming heather, a magnificent crown of gilded tresses fall to a pair of shapely thighs, and the aristocratic bones of her face are delicately wrought to be the supreme par
Captive Of The Captain
Captive of the Captain by bohemian_writer© Captain Tristan Maelwroth of the Imperial Army was impatient. Undercover missions were his least favourite. He preferred to be in the midst of a battle, where the action was. Instead, under orders of his superiors, he was sitting in a dank musty tavern, on the lookout for an elfin ringleader who was said to frequent this place. He doubted she was going to show, he had her description and had thus far seen no stunningly beautiful elfin girls with long lavender hair. He himself was looking non-descript in his black shirt and leather pants. He watched as the guardsmen he was on duty with refilled their mugs with more ale. "Might want to hold off on that," He suggested gruffly, "Just in case the elf lass does show." Ruggs snorted derisively "Not much chance of that, besides she's only one girl, we can handle her." Hart chimed in, "I'd sure like to handle her, if she's as gorgeous as they say she's meant to be." The pair l
No Things, Any Things, Many Things
There are things that you need to know that I will never be able to tell you. There are things that need to be done that I know you will never do. There are decisions that need to made that will go ignored until it is too late. It is late now. You are late and so am I. And still we do not arrive together. I lay in one corner while you sit in another and the distance is too great for us to even see each other. Am I alone then? The many factors of loneliness. I cry that I am lonely but remain because I am not. I remain because it is not solely my decision because it does not affect only me. When my fingers stumble across silver and my skin craves seperation, I see other hands above mine. Smaller hands. Softer hands. Purer hands. Three pairs of tiny hands that I have held in happiness, sadness, cluelessness but always in love. Hands that have clung to me when time and space tried to pull me away. Hands that have absorbed tears, cradled laughter and smothered anger. Hands
Captain Amsterdam
Captain Amsterdam by GratefulFred © It was the year 2010 and female orgasms were a thing of the past. It took all but a swift 6 months for this man made virus to spread throughout the planet and suck the sexual pleasure right out of womankind. The male run religious right dominated planet suggested that God had something to do with it and seemed to downplay the virus since it wasn't fatal. Women worldwide were helpless to promote their cause as wars were waging, the economy was floundering, and every other commercial on TV was about being God fearing believers. This being said, one place in Europe wasn't falling in line with this philosophy – the Netherlands. In a secret underground laboratory dozens of women with highly sensitive probes attached to their heads were taking on a few hundred men in a mad orgy. Scientists studied the results analytically looking for any sign of female arousal. After several days one woman was chosen for a very dangerous procedure. Her name was Ste
A Cappella
A Cappella by ParkerDupris © I've never told you this when we were spending serious time together, but way back when I was about ten, it was about this same time of year when I stopped dinner conversation cold one night. I thought my mom was going to drop the holiday ham, right there on the green shag. I had just piped up about a peculiar dream I'd had the night before, when time seemed to freeze at the table. The clanking and chatter had abruptly given way to an arresting silence. If music had been playing somewhere in the background, you would have heard a needle dragging across vinyl before that silence. Grandma recovered first, beaming and starting to say something, but mom cut her off with a smile I knew was fake, even back when I was ten and didn't know that green shag carpeting was awful. With a bit of a forced-pleasant tone in her voice, she told me "I'm sure it was just a dream, Parker". Her look at grandma was the same one she reserved for me when I'd let
Placebo: Every Me Every You
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Campout
Campout by ScooterSMP© Every year during the summer months, I fly up into the Yukon to go camping for 3 weeks. I am an experienced outdoorsman, and enjoy the quiet solitude of my yearly camping trips, where I can meditate, relax, forget the busy world, and find my center. Two summers ago, during my trip, I found something more than just my center. During my second week, I decided to hike into an area that I've never been to before. Most of the areas I liked to explore had probably never been seen by people. I kept good records, using GPS and topographical maps on my laptop, so I could track my exploration. Thank goodness for Solar power! I moved up a small creek, trying to find a camp site area to work from, when I stumbled across a crater. It looked somewhat new, and there was some burning around the crater from the fire on entry to the atmosphere. I took some pictures, surveyed the area for the meteorite, took a soil sample at the impact zone, then moved my way north up the
Caledonia: Entertaining Guests
Caledonia: Entertaining Guests by IrisCitadel © Renee woke many hours later with a mild case of disorientation. Absorbing her surroundings—the silken bedsheets, the pillows piled high around her head—she suddenly remembered everything that had transpired over the last twenty-four hours. She was on Caledonia, playing the part of a lianir, sexual chattel. As far as the people here were concerned, she belonged to... Jack. Heat flooded her cheeks, followed by shame that quickly boiled over into anger. How dare he take advantage of her so shamelessly—on their very first night in Caledonia! Sure, they could never be assured of privacy and had to play their parts well to keep damaging information from reaching the king, but they had no knowledge of the intimate behaviors between men and women here. Apart from the strange contents of that room, he couldn't know for a fact that his way was the right way. She threw the covers aside and started to sit up when the implication of her
Good Way To Look At Things
A friend of mine wrote the blog below this morning. I have thought about it all day. (funny how things will do that) It made me smile, nod my head in agreement, and finally, it made me say "Hell Yes"!! I have on more than one occasion heard "God why are you so happy?" or "Quit seeing the positive side to things." No I don't have the perfect husband. I'm not the perfect wife. My children aren't perfect. I don't have the perfect little house with the proverbial white picket fence. I don't know anybody that does. And quite frankly, I don't want that. I am a kind and giving person. I give love easily. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I see the glass as half full, because in truth, who in the hell wants an empty glass?? If that makes me a sap or less of a person then so be it. Yes, my feelings get hurt and it makes me angry when something or someone has made me cry. And it really pisses me off when I say "Thank you. Have a nice day." to the cop that just wrote me a tick
C6r
C6R by WFEATHER © Angela wandered away from the encampment once again. The youngest of the crew of explorer-scientists, she was highly curious, and wanted to know – simply for her own self-knowledge – just why Caroline remained away from the landed starship for longer than anyone else, and just why Caroline always seemed to go to the same location. When Angela noticed Caroline's locator signal was back in that same area again, she had to leave the starship and find out what was so interesting there, what Caroline was hoarding for herself. Armed with her pulse riffle and backpack of survival supplies and sample kits, Angela headed out to the north-northeast, traversing the kilometer to the abrupt beginning of the thick forest. None of the other twelve crew members saw her or attempted to question her or stop her, as they did not contact her on her communications headset. After nearly four full weeks on this Earth-like planet, several trails had been essentially carved in
Flying Speghetti Monster Noodle Pie
Flying Speghetti Monster Noodle Pie... Prep & Cooking Time: 1 hr. 5 min. Yield: 5 servings Serving Size: 6.000 ounces 1 cup, drained, cottage cheese (fat free) 2 oz mozzarella cheese (part skim) 4 egg whites 1 tsp dried oregano 8 oz canned crushed tomatoes 1 raw, huge sweet red bell pepper, diced 1&1/2 cups cooked spaghetti noodles 12 oz raw, ground beef 1 Tbsp margarine, trans-fat free blend Directions: 1. Cook spaghetti, omit the salt and oil from the directions, drain and set aside 2. In a bowl, combine 2 egg whites, and margarine, add to hot spaghetti and stir 3. Coat a round, 9 inch baking pan with non stick cooking spray and add noodles, going up the sides as well 4. In a bowl, mix 2 egg whites and cottage cheese, pour on top of noodles and set aside 5. In a large skillet, brown meat with red pepper. Drain excess oils, blot with paper towel and pour on top of cottage cheese layer 6. Pour crushed tomatoes (including sauce) and oregano. Bake at 350
The Deal
So here's the deal: I'm a diff kind of female so if u don't know who I am and we don't talk then plz do me the honor of deletin me from ur friends list. I don't wanna b just another female on ur page. And wtf is up with the betrayal on here? Lol...I mean seriously...don't feel like u need to pump my ego by sayn all kinds of nice shit to me for a few weeks and makin me believe we friends and shit and then just disappear and live the fubar soap opera that everyone else is living lol. By all means I don't need the ego boost. I know who I am and what I have to offer to a real friend who knows me truly...I'm not gonna settle for bein the friend of the month b4 u move on to deal with the other drama filled chicks on here. If u live ur life lookin for that attn from females than I'm not the person to call a friend cuz once ur my friend I'm in it for the longhaul not just til someone better comes along. And lastly...I'm not a therapist so plz don't come to me for advice on ur fubar love rel
Soul Test
***You Are a Seeker Soul*** You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/
My View On This Matter
ok so what if one person is a Christian and another is a Wiccan????? its not like being of different religious beliefs can hurt you. just because people are different from you and have different beliefs doesnt mean you have to judge them and look down on them. Im of a different religious belief then most of my friends on here and they dont care. they dont down grade me because i believe in something different then they do. they never have done that. now i dont understand why people have to be insensitive to others when it comes down to religious beliefs and practices. cant you just go about your normal lives and not poke your nose into something you dont understand nor believe in???? what is this world coming to when we cant even walk down the damn street without someone saying something behind our backs because of our different religious beliefs???? Why can everyone just accept that everyone has their own beliefs and live with it like i do and others i know do?!?!?!?! if that happe
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If 99.9 Percent Is Good Enough
>12 new borns will be given to the wrong parents. >11,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped yearly. >18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled an hour. >2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year. >2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers. >Two planes landing at Chicago's O' Hare air port will be unsafe every day. >315 entries in the webster's dictionary will be misspelled. >20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year. >880,000 credit cards in circulation will have incorrect card holder information on their magnetic strips. >103,260 income tax returns will be processed imcorrectly during this year. >5.5 million cases of sof drinks produced will be flat. >291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly. >3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.
Who I Be
I always try to tell the truth - some times brutally too much I'm big into validation, okay I don’t always agree but I validate your right to feel it and say it I have issues but who doesnt? I really love animals I'm practically addicted to dogz I am a good judge of character even when it turns out I am wrong about that person I love my “original” family to a fault even tho we barely get along I can talk anyone under the table if I am inclined too I think I am a complicated person or perhaps that just what I have been told and now I believe it I sometimes wonder why people like me and then I think that can’t really know me I believe I am one of those people that know a little about a lot of things – so it all comes down to the bluff I always wished I was more special or had a talent that could transcend to help others I am still trying to figure myself out I am so into self-help, motivation, quotes, poetry or any thing that moves my spirit I am as
If You Don't Succeed
Don't try and force me I'm not willing to be broken. Watching life pass me by I'm on my own I'm so afraid to try I won't cry anymore I'm out of excuses I'm not holding back Don't turn back now I am asking for help But you won't save me I'll make my own mistakes Watching life pass me by I'm on my own I'm so afraid to try I won't cry anymore I will try I will try will try I know I have to try even if i fail Watching life pass me by I'm on my own I'm so afraid to try I won't cry anymore ©ALightDivided2007
Mind Of The Red Eyed (pt. 2)
-ASASSINATION -VACINATIONS -PRO EDUCATION -INFATUATION WITH SATIN -WITH GLOBAL NATION TAXATION -FIBER OPTICS -MICRO SCOPIC BIOLOGICAL GERMS -MAD COW BURGER ON THE MARKET -I NEVER DEPARTED -ONCE I STARTED -TO EXPLORE THESE REGIONS -THAT WAS UNCHARTED -LEAVE YOU HEART BROKEN -I STAND TALL LIKE BUILDINGS ON VAN DYKES -BEE'S STRIKE -LIKE A NOISE FROM A TRAIN LATE NIGHT -CHASE GOT NEW YORK -FOR LIFE -WE'RE OUTTA STATE -CAN'T SMOKE A BONE -IN A STAIR CASE WITHOUT GETTING CHASED -PENNY CANDY POISONIST WRAPPER -BEST TO CHILL OR GET YOUR HEAD GASHED -LEMON HEAD -SOUR PATCH KIDZ -BEST TO GRAB -A LIFE SAVER -I JAW BREAK YA' -BOSTON BRAKE YA' -I PLANT MY SUN FLOWER SEED -ON EVERY SQUARE ACHOR -THE BEAUTY OF MY NATURE -FLOWS THROUGH ASIA TO MECCA -WHEN I MAKE MYSELF EQUALITY -I'M KNOWN TO MOTHA' FLECKA'S -STAY IN YOUR PLAYPEN BOY -AND RADDLE FOR THIS FORMULA -AND CRY AS YOU PASSIFY -THIS LULABY FROM THE REDEYED BUTTERFLY THESE ARE MY RANDOM THOUGHTS..
For You.....
Something That I Found & Is SO True.... I use to get down on my knees And pray every night, For someone to love me With all of his heart, And have only me in his sight. I cried many a tear to God Begging him for the perfect one, I guess I said to him All the right things, For he said, "It is done". He gave me the man I have always dreamed of, The one I longed for everyday... Our hearts have grown so close, But he lives so far away. I think I have been cursed On this day, Instead of being blessed... Not being able to touch A love as true as this. I long to look into his eyes, And get lost in his love. I still cry tears of lonliness, How can this be sent From up above ? Why are we being kept away From each other's tender kiss ? If we weren't meant to be, Why did God give us A love as true as this ? So, be careful what you wish, You just might get What you asked for. True love, but out of reach... Leavi
Suicide Is Painless
Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me. I realize and I can see... that suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. The game of life is hard to play. I'm gonna lose it anyway. The losing card I'll someday lay, so this is all I have to say. Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. The sword of time will pierce our skins . It doesn't hurt when it begins. But as it works its way on in. The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key. Is it to be or not to be, and I replied 'oh why ask me?' Cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same things if you please.
Midevil Love Letters Recipe (?)
Midevil Love Letters recipe (?) 125g rice flour 35g plain flour 155g granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups coconut milk (from 1 coconut) 2 eggs 2 egg yolks Sift rice and plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add in sugar and slowly add the coconut milk. Stir until smooth then add the eggs and egg yolks. Whisk until well blended. Strain the batter. Lightly grease love letter moulds with a piece of muslin cloth dipped in oil. Heat mould over charcoal fire. When heated, place the moulds open over a bowl of batter and pour a ladelful of batter onto the mould. Close the mould tightly and bake over charcoal fire for about half a minute on each side. When golden in colour, remove and immediately fold into a quarter. Press lightly with a tin cover to level the surface. Cool and store in an air-tight container or tin. mould means you mold it with your hands. Please, let us know if you try this and how it turnd out. why or why not? TY. ok?
Pawn Of Trust
I dont know who i can trust I've been stabbed in the back too many times Just when you think there's a silver lining The rain comes pouring down I never commited a crime against you Except for being me Is it a crime to be different? Im being punished like it is I thought i had served my time I thought i had survived the torture But it has only just begun Just when you think its safe The dagger sinks in I experienced new extents of rejection Felt feelings i had only imagined In my darkest nightmares I masked the pain for so long I attemtpted to move on I struggled to make ammends I tried everything i thought would work But it wasnt enough You fooled me Made me belive that i had changed That i had been forgiven For whatever i had done Then when i thought i could turn away Without the fear of harsh whispers and evil stares You reached new lows I felt abandoned Like never before I was cast aside Not wanted By those i thought i could trust Yo
Bacon, Egg And Mozzarella Cheese Pizza
2/3 lb bacon, cooked and crumbled 8 oz shredded mozzarella cheese 4 eggs 12 oz sour cream 2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley Roll pastry to fit into a 12-inch pizza pan. Bake at 425 for 5 minutes. Sprinkle bacon and cheese evenly over crust. In a bowl, beat eggs, sour cream and parsley until smooth; pour over pizza. Bake for 20-25 minutes or until pizza is puffy and lightly browned. Please, let us know if you try this and how it turnd out. why or why not? TY. ok?
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Okay, I take back everything I said about hating surveys. I just got 40,000 points for the ones I took the other day. That's cool
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It Must Be October!
It Must Be October The harvest moon hangs round and high It dodges clouds high in the sky The stars wink down their love and mirth The Autumn seasons is giving birth Oh it must be October The leaves of red bright gold and brown To Mother earth come tumbling down The breezy nights the ghostly sights The eerie spooky far off sounds Are signs that its October The pumpkin yellow big and round Are carried by costumed clumsy clowns Its Halloween lets celebrate Come one come all and don't be late We know now its October We'll roast and toast some luscious food For apples we'll be bobbin While tales are told around the fire Of timely ghosts and goblins Oh how we love October The moon has grown pale The stars have grown dim Our Halloween party is over With a hi-de-ho homeward we'll go What a delightful month October
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Pork Chops And Potatoes In Mustard Sauce
This crockpot recipe churns out pork chops dripping with flavor and spice. Ingredients 6-8 pork chops 2 Tbs. cooking oil 1 10 1/2 oz. cream of mushroom soup 1/4 C. chicken broth 1/4 C. country Dijon-style mustard 1/2 tsp. crushed dried thyme 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 tsp. pepper 2 medium potatoes, cut into thin slices 1 onion, thinly sliced Directions In a skillet, brown, pork chops on both sides in hot oil. Drain. In stoneware combine mushroom soup, chicken broth, mustard, thyme, garlic and pepper. Add potatoes and onion, stirring to coat. Place browned pork chops on top of potato mixture. Cover cook on Low for 10 hours or on High for 5 hours.
Honey-pineapple Chicken Drumettes (crock Pot Recipe
Instead of hot and spicy add some honey to make the wings a sweet taste. Ingredients 3 lb. chicken drumettes 1 garlic clove 1 C. fresh or canned pineapple 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1 C. honey 1/2 C. soy sauce 2 Tbs. vegetable oil Directions Rinse and drain drumettes. Mince garlic and cut pineapple into 1 inch cubes. Combine the salt, pepper, honey, soy sauce, pineapple, vegetable oil and garlic in a bowl and mix well. Place drumettes in slow cooker and pour sauce over the wings. Cook covered on low setting for 6 to 7 hours.
Control Freak
OMG you all. I only just realized that I am indeed a control freak. Thank the powers that be that I understand that there are LEVELS of control. For instance, I want to know what's gonna happen so I can change it. I understand one thing about ME now...I NEED to know what's going to happen. I'm frustrated as hell that we didn't get the RENT house that we wanted. I'll continue looking. But I had my heart set on that place............. I've really just understood my need for control. I want - no I NEED to know what is going on. Then I can decide for myself if it's good for me. Is this wrong?
First Day Of Autumn
How silently they tumble down And come to rest upon the ground To lay a carpet, rich and rare, Beneath the trees without a care, Content to sleep, their work well done, Colors gleaming in the sun. At other times, they wildly fly Until they nearly reach the sky. Twisting, turning through the air Till all the trees stand stark and bare. Exhausted, drop to earth below To wait, like children, for the snow.
Help The Freedom Four.. Repost
HELP THE FREEDOM FOUR.. repost ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: VANMETER SAYS FREE RENO NOW Date: 01 Oct 2007, 22:14 These men need our help.You know as well as I do that if it had been you or me that had been ballsy enough to take a stand against the illegal taxes and the privately owned IRS and Federal Reserve that Reno, Danny, Jason and Robert would have had your back or mine the same as they had the backs of the Browns.It's time to stop talking about it and DO SOMETHING about it.These men need attorney(s) and should not have to settle for public defenders, we all know who the PD's really work for and 8 out of 10 times it is NOT the person they are defending.So, if you're ready to help, follow the link below to see what you can do to help.No one is asking for your blood here, folks, just your help. These men stood by their convictions and did their civic duties by exercising their CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS to stand up and defend against DOMESTIC
Baked Pizza Sandwich
This hearty sandwich uses a biscuit base and features pizza sauce, mozzarella, and ground beef. Ingredients: 1 lb. Lean Ground Beef 15 oz. Tomato Sauce; 1 can 15 oz. Pizza Sauce; 1 can 1 tsp. Oregano Leaves 2 C. Biscuit Baking Mix 1 Egg, large 3/4 C. Milk 8 oz. Cheese, Mozzarella 2 oz. Mushrooms; Sliced, Drained Directions * Use 1 8-oz package of sliced process mozzarella cheese. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Stir in half of the tomato sauce and the oregano leaves into the meat mixture. Heat to boiling then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. While the meat mixture is simmering, mix the baking mix, egg and the milk. Measure out 3/4 C. of the batter and set aside. Spread the remaining batter in a greased baking pan 9 X 9 X 2-inches. Pour into the remaining tomato sauce over the batter, spreading evenly. Layer 4 slices of the cheese, the meat mixture, the mushrooms and
Another Day
Hey everyone, just wanted to say that If I am not communicating with everyone,like I should.. it's because we have been running our ass off.We have a new home comming in a few weeks and we have run ourselves ragged getting everything ready,,,furniture,etc...getting ready to tear this ol place down,taking things like doors and windows that folks around may be able to use down and just general happy horse shit that goes with it. Hope eveyone is doing well! smile big and smile often.
Johnny Cash Lyrics
There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in
Cream Of No Nuts Soup
This beautiful creamy, velvet, rich soup is wonderful by itself or served with a grilled salmon steak with herb salad. Ingredients: 2 Cup Chicken stock 2 Cup 1/2 & 1/2 ( half cream and half milk) 2 Tbs.ve oil 2 Tbs. butter 1/4 Cup sweet onion - chopped 2 Tbs. garlic - chopped fine 1/4 Cup flour 1 tsp. lemon juice Directions: In an 8 qt sauce pan, put chicken stock into pan on medium heat. In skillet, get pan hot and Put olive oil in, add sweet onions and garlic until tender, Add butter and melt to a light yellow color. Add flour, ( be sure to coat all flour with oil and butter), add 1/2 & 1/2 slowly, making sure to wisk at the same time. This will give you a creamy look and feel to your soup that will be unforgetable. Remove from heat. Add lemon juice to chicken stock. Add chicken stock slowly, (Chicken stock should almost be at a boil) while wisking. Return to heat for thicking. Thicking to desire taste, salt ( koser ) and pepper to taste. Serve with crusty bread and WO
... This Is Not Good
I have a lot of CDs, some audio, some mp3 discs, etc., of varying ages. (The oldest are holding up fairly well but I have made backups... of most of them in fact...) Still, backups of discs I made a few years ago are, as some have predicted, becoming less and less readable- I've started to have to make backups of them. It may be too late for some of them, as I find this evening. So it goes! (Edit: though at the moment I'm not backing them up, I'm putting them on my iPod *g*)
Missing Brandon :((
Today, For Sure Has Been A Long Day. I Didn't Go To Bed Until About 9:30 A.M. This Morning. I Finally Got Up About 5:00 P.M. I Did Wake Up About 15 After 2 To Talk To Brandon Though. I Talked To Him Before He Went To Work. I Enjoy Talking To Him For Sure. It Really Brightened My Day When He Called Me. I Didn't Think He Was Going To Call Me But He Did. I Always Call Him While He Is Supposed To Be Working. But He Is Such A Sweetheart. He Is Different From Any Other Guy That I Have Actually Met From The Internet. He Would Be The Type Of Guy That I Would Love To Bring Home To Meet My Father. I Just Feel So Comfortable Around Him. I Knew I Would Be As Soon As I Met Him. IM Trying Not To Fall To Hard Since I Know A Little About His Situation. But We Both Enjoy Each Other's Company For Sure. I Can't Wait Until We Can Hang Out Again. I Have Been Thinking About Him Since I Have Met Him. Usually, I Am Thinking About Someone Else. But I Believe Brandon Has Taken That Space Up.
This Is A Recipe For A Lot Of People, So It's Great To Make For A Party...
This is a recipe for a lot of people, so it's great to make for a party... Ingredients: 4-5 lb. chuck roast 1 tsp. salt 1/4 C. brown sugar 1/4 Cup vinegar 1/4 Ccup Worcestershire sauce 1 8 oz. can tomato sauce 2 Cup water 1 onion, chopped Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place all above ingredients in heavy Dutch oven, cover and bake for 4 hours. Remove from oven and skim off fat, take out bones, gristle and fat. Shred meat with a fork and serve over hamburger buns. Yield: about 25 sandwiches
Sorry
I'm having somewhat of a bad week. I go online to distract myself but it's not working. I'd love to be able to BREAK something. I'm angry and sad and I wont say anymore but I just want to apologize to all the COOL people I talk to on Fubar from time to time, if I seem distant. Things always get better (I keep telling myself)
Cheez-it
Well thats whats sitting in front of me, so thats what I am gonna title it. I guess I am just at a loss for words or actions. I am at this crossroads where I don't know where to go or how to get there. Its not like I don't try, it just seems bad shit turns up at every road. No nothing new has happened; it is an ongoing event. I hide it, shelter it from everyone else and pretend nothing it wrong. Do I want to discuss it further from this post with anyone? No, not really. Will more blogs come up about it? More than likely. I guess my only wonder about this thing is, shit happens for a reason, but what is the reason this shit is happening? I have grown to the point to realize that there is nothing I can do about it and I just accept it no matter what I do. Is it to the point of dying over it? Of course not. Nothing could bring me to the point of that. Its like I have become numb to the effects of stupid shit that happens on a day to day basis that I almost really care less about what happ
Chicken Cordon Bleu Sandwich
If you love the entrée chicken cordon bleu then you will love this sandwich. Serve this with some sweet potato fries or some regular fries and you will have an outstanding meal. Ingredients 6 oz. chicken breast, boneless and skinless Flour 1 1/2 Tbs. oil 2 oz. ham, sliced 1 1/2 oz. Swiss cheese, sliced 1 Kaiser bun Lettuce Directions Heat the oil in a heavy skillet. Dredge the chicken in the flour. Add to the skillet and cook until tender and lightly browned. Place on a cookie sheet. Top with the ham and cheese. Place under the broiler until the cheese has melted. Place on the bun and garnish with the lettuce.
Baked Pizza Sandwich
This hearty sandwich uses a biscuit base and features pizza sauce, mozzarella, and ground beef. Ingredients 1 lb. Lean Ground Beef 15 oz. Tomato Sauce; 1 can 15 oz. Pizza Sauce; 1 can 1 tsp. Oregano Leaves 2 C. Biscuit Baking Mix 1 Egg, large 3/4 C. Milk 8 oz. Cheese, American or Mozzarella 2 oz. Mushrooms; Sliced, Drained 1/4 C. Parmesan Cheese; Grated Directions * Use 1 8-oz package of sliced process American Or mozzarella cheese. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Stir in half of the tomato sauce and the oregano leaves into the meat mixture. Heat to boiling then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. While the meat mixture is simmering, mix the baking mix, egg and the milk. Measure out 3/4 C. of the batter and set aside. Spread the remaining batter in a greased baking pan 9 X 9 X 2-inches. Pour into the remaining tomato sauce over the batter, spreading evenly. Layer 4 slice
I Want
I want to be that guy you are holding hands with. I want to be that guy your arms are around. I want to be that guy you have your first kiss with. I want to be your guy.
This Beautiful Creamy, Velvet, Nutty, Rich Soup Is Wonderful By Itself Or Served With A Grilled Salmon Steak With Herb Salad.
This is a recipe for a lot of people, so it's great to make for a party. Ingredients 4-5 lb. chuck roast 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. chili powder 1 tsp. celery seed 1/4 C. brown sugar 1/4 C. vinegar 1/4 C. Worcestershire sauce 1 C. catsup 1 8 oz. can tomato sauce 2 C. water 1/2 tsp. Tabasco sauce 1 onion, chopped Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place all above ingredients in heavy Dutch oven, cover and bake for 4 hours. Remove from oven and skim off fat, take out bones, gristle and fat. Shred meat with a fork and serve over hamburger buns. Yield: about 25 sandwiches
Cream Of Roasted Walnut Soup
This beautiful creamy, velvet, nutty, rich soup is wonderful by itself or served with a grilled salmon steak with herb salad. Ingredients 1 C. of Walnuts ( english )-chopped in food processor or blender 2 C. Chicken stock 2 C. 1/2 & 1/2 ( half cream and half milk) 2 Tbs.ve oil 2 Tbs. butter 1/4 C. sweet onion - chopped 2 Tbs. garlic - chopped fine 1/4 C. flour 1 tsp. lemon juice 2 scallion - chopped Directions In an 8 qt sauce pan, put chicken stock into pan on medium heat. In skillet, get pan hot and put walnuts in for about three min. or so, just enough to toast them. Remove them and set a side. Put olive oil in, add sweet onions and garlic until tender, Add butter and melt to a light yellow color. Add flour, ( be sure to coat all flour with oil and butter), add 1/2 & 1/2 slowly, making sure to wisk at the same time. This will give you a creamy look and feel to your soup that will be unforgetable. Add Walnuts back to cream mix. Remove from heat. Add lemon juice to c
"1 Time Too Many"
"1 Time Too Many" I sit here wondering why i listened to all your fucking lies about how im your everything did you get off knowing that i loved you and all you gave me was utter heartache i will always care but with all your broken promises i can never look at you in the same light ever again why do you still say that im your world when you gave up on everything we had get out of my life you had your chance and never again will i be yours
Sooo Simple Summer Chicken Salad
This is so delish, yet simple. The colors and smells scream SUMMER... You will love it, enjoy!!! Ingredients 2 C. white chichen meat, canned is fine 3/4 C. grapes, cut in halves 1/4 C. walnuts, chopped 1/4 C. celery, chopped 2 Tbs. shallots 1 Tbs. fresh mint Sea salt and pepper to taste 3/4 C. favorite mayo Directions Mix all ingredients together. Serve with flour tortillas. Serving Size 4 Preparation Time 15 minutes
"blood"
"Blood" These scars that cover my body are painful memories of all the hell that you put me through i gave you eveything that you wanted only to have my soul ripped and torn apart did you enjoy what you and your games did? did you get off on seeing me shred my arms the blood that poured from my broken arms was the same blood that cared for you deeply and kept you alive maybe i should cut just one last time and not care enough to stop the blood from leaving my empty body it is what you want isn't it?
And Since I Know Better...
than just to credit the pianist in a concerto recording (a> one, which I just stashed) - the conductor was Howard Griffiths, the orchestra the English Chamber Orchestra. Lovely piece, hear it some way or another. (The "Köchel" catalog number is 488 - opus numbers were used near Mozart's lifetime but were conflicting and even more confusing...) Best wishes!
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Labeled:different Then The Rest
So when you finally realize that the world has gone and labeled you to be what they think that you are it may be too late to change their minds, but it's worth a try. See that mark that they have left on you to try and prove to you that you are no different than they are. Well lets take that 'proof' that they have left on you and show them that this mark makes you totally different that them. For you are not to be branded of the world you are to be branded out of the ordinary, something never before seen. This is how God made you. Do you really want to show the world that you are no different than they? Do you really think that this is what you were made for? Were you made to be a 'product' of society, or something more? Well here is your chance to tell those people who have tried to put you into a box and label you their 'toy' that you will no longer put up with them. You will live the life that you were made for you will not be merchandise and you will not be purc
Inside Out...
Rip into me. Rip into my heart, and take out my soul. Make me your pet, abuse me and leave me. Leave me in the cold. Rain or snow. Leave my body behind, and never turn around. You know you're to weak for me. Destroy me. Take my eyes from my body. Save your time. Don't look into my eyes to see my pain. Leave my body behind, and never turn around. Cut my mouth from my body. You'll never have to see my frown or hear me tell you that you were wrong. You'll never have to hear of how you hurt me or caused me pain. Leave my body behind, and never turn around. Keep walking and walking and walking. Make believe I'm still around. Take back your voice, and take back your words. It was never love, there was always something that came before it. You broke my heart over and over and over. Years and years of pain, and just barely my tears are shed. Running down my face like faucets found in sinks. Choking on my own breath I run inside my head. I run and run and run, until my lungs give out an
My Heartache
Why are you my beloved? Why do I care so much about you, Yet feel like I know so little? What do you have that draws me to your love, Like a moth to the flame? I feel like I know you not, but I know you. I don’t mull over the visible, But I fall for the credible. I've come to terms, it will never work out. I want it to, I desire it to, But it won't. At least not for this moment in time. Your existence lies far away from my own. But I love you. I see you have possible current terms with someone. But I LOVE you. What do I even have that you could possibly desire? What do I possess, That makes me a door and not a window? But both can be opened, By the touch of a hand. But I LOVE YOU! No! I can't take it! I can't breath. Your love, my love is to strong to bear. At first it was a want, Now it is a passion. I need to quit before I dig myself to deep, To ever get out, Because the only other way out, Is by the help of your loving hand. I need to stop, but
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45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For!
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes
Friends
THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF FRIENDS TWO FACED FRIENDS WHICH ARE MEANT TO BETRAY SO THEREFORE THEY AREN'T FRIENDS SOMETIMMING FRIENDS WHICH ARE YOUR FRIENDS ONE DAY AND ENEMY THE NEXT THEN THERE AE TRUE FRIENDS FRIENDS YOU CAN LAUGH AND JOKE WITH FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON FRIENDS YOU CAN CRY WITH FRIENDS YOU CAN TELL SECRETS TO FRIENDS THAT ARE THERE IF THERE WERN'T AY TRUE FRIENDS THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL. WRITTEN BY MY DAUGHTER "NESSA" ON JUNE 6, 2003
Puppy Names
Ok soon im getting a puppy for my lil girl & i'm pretty sure it will be a female but wat i'd like regardless of sex is some ideas on names cos if i leave it to my daughter she will call it Barbie etc,so pls leave ur ideas on wat names ud suggest & thanks all *hugs*xxx
Who Stays And Who Goes?
The way that I see it, I'd like to see the Royals get rid of Emil Brown(OF), David DeJesus(OF), John Buck(C), Jason LaRue(C), Reggie Sanders(OF), Mike Sweeney(DH), Ryan Shealy(1B) and Jorge De La Rosa(LHP).... As for those that I want to stick around: Joey Gathright(OF); Zack Greinke(RHP); Ross Gload(1B/OF); Mark Grudzielanek(2B); Alex Gordon(3B/1B); Gil Meche(RHP); Joakim Soria(RHP); Mark Teahen(RF); Billy Butler(DH/1B); Esteban German(IF/OF).... Those that I'm uncertain about: John Bale(LHP); Ryan Braun(RHP); Billy Buckner(RHP); Kyle Davies(RHP); Brandon Duckworth(RHP); Jimmy Gobble(LHP); Luke Hochevar(RHP); Neal Musser(LHP); Leo Nunez(RHP); Joel Peralta(RHP); David Riske(RHP); Tony Pena Jr.(SS); Shane Costa(OF).... Emil Brown was a vital part of our time 3 years ago because he was the best player that we had at the time....we were rebuilding and struggling with having any good players to compete against Major Leaguers....but now, we've got a new General Manager and Brown
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This Is What I Think
Well... this was on my profile, but I'm sure noone reads it, plus it proly makes me look like a bitch, so I'll put it here... and I'll add more to it later. I could go on forever. I hate pushy guys, I hate cocky guys, I hate guys who are full of themselves, I hate smug guys, I hate beefcakes, I hate players(I can tell who you are), and god I hate ignorant people. I LOVE men who realize what's important in life, and show it. I LOVE family men. I reeaally LOVE athletic men (hehe). I LOVE confident outgoing men, I LOVE men who get things done, I LOVE men who can make me laugh without trying, and if they try. I'm not a whore. I've never cybered with some random guy before, and I don't plan on it. If you have a big penis, good for you. You don't have to say it in your name. I don't care how nice your car is (mine's proly nicer), I don't care if you have a lot of money (I proly have more), I surely don't want to see a pic of you with a gun.
How I Feel
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS THAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU? I WENT HOME THIS PAST WEEKEND AND I THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE ME. WE HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE SEE ONE OTHER PERSON THAT EACH ONE KNOWS ABOUT. I THOUGHT I WOULD SURPRISE HIM AND LET KNOW THAT I WAS HOME WHEN I GOT THERE. SINCE I HAVE BEEN GONE(ATTENDING COLLEGE AND ONLY BEEN GONE FOR 3 WEEKS) HIS WHOLE ATTITUDE HAS CHANGED. WELL WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS HOME HE CALLED AND SAID THAT HE WOULD BE OVER. YEAH HE CAME OVER AND STAYED 30 MINUTES THEN OUT THE DOOR HE WAS GONE. AND HASN'T REALLY CALLED SINCE I BEEN BACK ON CAMPUS. HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT THAT? IT USED TO HURT BUT IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE. I HAVE TWO OTHER MEN OUT THERE THAT ARE TRYING TO STEP UP AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
Dying Inside
listen to the song... it makes sense... nobody knows it but me-kevin sharp
Return Requested See Why, Please Repost
A Return is Requested....You'll see why! Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a s
Work Work Work
ok so oddly enough. Today at work had to of been one of the best ive had in the last three years or so... inspite of of being called a bitch, getting kicked and hit with in the first hour of my shift. Its amazing what a difference it makes when you like your job. I've known for a long time that autistics and mentally challenged people were no different than the rest. But to work with them every day? its a whole new world. Not the easiest job ive held. and definately one of the most stressful worrying over their health and when not if they will get mad and wallop you like they did today.
Rude Shoutbox Stuff..
The reason you can't use this feature with me anymore is because I'm sick of.. -Pervy comments. -People calling me rude when I don't reply because I'm offline. So, it's limited to family, and the only people in that category so far are two girls I've known before I even knew what the internet was!
Bull Hockey!!!
you know... i have a website... and i host FUBAR TUTORIAL VIDEOS... AND THEY DELETED MY ACCOUNT... SOOO I SAY SCREW YOU FUBAR!! I WILL BE ON CHERRY ROCK!! http://www.graffixgirlz.com/beeversample3.htm THERE IS MY PROOF THAT I HOST THE VIDEOS AND TUTORIALS... AND LOOK UP MY ACCOUNT!! SABRINA KAY!! I HOPE THIS SITE GETS SUED OUT THE ASS!! THEY CANT KEEP A FUCKING NAME TO SAVE THEIR ASSES!!! click the link to join me!!
Kissrules
Please bomb KissRules. He needs 18,000 comments to win his contest. The first person to reach 18,000 comments wins. Here is a direct link to his page. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007
Come Join My Giveaway
doing a giveaway , do 15,000 comments for a ticker, i prefer you to do the comments during happy hour, let me know if ya wanna join by sending me a private message, ty
Doing A Giveaway Come Join
doing a giveaway , do 15,000 comments for a ticker, i prefer you to do the comments during happy hour, let me know if ya wanna join by sending me a private message, ty
Musica Nocturna Playlist 10/01/07
MELOTRON - Das Herz (Club Mix) CAMOUFLAGE - We Are Lovers (The Promise Remix) SEABOUND - Floating (feat. Andrew Sega) IN STRICT CONFIDENCE - Seven Lives SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Kiss Them For Me PETER MURPHY - All Night Long ELEMENT - The Sound of Angels MIND.IN.A.BOX - Redefined FUNKER VOGT - Killing Ground (AE4 Remix) VNV NATION - Honour 2003 (FDR Version) :WUMPSCUT: - Maiden SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Clown MARILYN MANSON & THE SNEAKER PIMPS - Long Hard Road Out of Hell (Critter Remix) GOTHMINISTER - Monsters RAMMSTEIN - Tier UNHEILIG with PROJECT PITCHFORK - Ich Will Lieben (Radio Edit) ASSEMBLAGE 23 - Purgatory BRUDERSCHAFT - Forever (Original Club Mix) (dedicated to my mother) DEPECHE MODE - Precious THE MISSION - Severina DAVID BOWIE - I'm Deranged EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) APOPTYGMA BERZERK - Suffer in Silence COVENANT - We Stand Alone ICON OF COIL - Access & Amplify (Edit) NINE INCH NAILS - Into the Void ROSETTA STONE - Adrenaline INK
Daddys Lil Girl
Daddys lil girl Im daddys little girl, He catches me when i fall, He picks me up when im down, He dries my tears when i cry, He will always be with me, I will always be his baby, I could tell him anything, and everything, He was my 1 true friend, He believed in me, trusted me, and supported me in everything i did, So how could i see my life without him in it? He was a sensational father, and great best friend, i could confide in him always, he never dissapointed me, i always tried to make him proud to sum all this up............... I WILL ALWAYS BE MY DADDYS LIL GIRL!
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