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Visit From The Fey
Today while at work we were kicking back on an old bridge when one of the guys asked what was up with all the birds, it was so quiet and still that I could have heard a pin drop from 2 clicks out. Then up on the ridge we spotted a lion, big sucker, probably would have weighed in around 500 pounds. About 20 yards and down hill from the cat we saw a small boy, couldn’t have been more then 5, Steve and Kevin started hollering, but the cat and the boy just ignored us. It was then I had an overwhelming feeling of peace. And I knew that the cat and the boy were not your normal cat and boy. Kevin was about to go running up the hill when I finally got his attention, and what happened next was so cool, But the guys were so shaken that they will both most likely be in some church come Sunday, LMAO. The cat jumped down off the ridge right buy the boy and they both just wandered off in the bush. that’s twice this year that the Fey have revealed them selves to me in the form of a lion and children.

The Bigg Sissy
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."

What If A Woman Doesn't Call Back?
What If A Woman Doesn't Call Back? >If you have trouble getting women to call you back, then the problem is probably something very DIFFERENT from what you might think. Before I share some ideas for getting women to call you back, you should take a minute and check THIS out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/?cid=VJ4ZZZ&lid=1 ***QUESTION*** Dave: I'm sure there are a lot of guys out there that would like your input on this question. There is something that I haven't seen addressed in your mailbag or your e-book and that is what to do when the woman you've have e-mailed or called didn't reply to the e-mail or phone call and you see them again. Two personal examples: Example one: I meet this girl at my job. Start doing C&F routine on her: "Why do you look so serious, are you trying to scare people away. I know inside of you there's a nice girl that's just dying to come out." She laughs and I say "That's more like it, now y

I Wish To Apologize
to all that have read my last blog and my comments to the two blogs posted by the Global Bombers. I wish to make a formal apologize for the things I have said and to any that wish to stay they are more than welcome with my blessings, I will continue to support all that the Global Bombers do and all that wish to stay. When I made this alliance with Corky I did not realize that I was gonna turn out to be such a bad person. Corky I am so SORRY and to the rest of the Global Bombers I am also sorry for what I have said.

Joke Of The Day
Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend. "I've got a problem," she said. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" "A big rooster." "All right, " Dan said. "I'll come over and take a look." The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the puzzle on the table. "For Pete's sake Buffy, put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"

Ughh
Well for those of you who has actually taken the time to get to know me know that both of my parents are deceased. They both passed away in October. My dad died October 7th, 1995. A gun shot, self inflicted. He was bipolar, as well as me and one of my sons. He couldn't take it anymore. My mother had had a brain aneurysm a year prior and he was taking care of her, which wasn't easy. She was EVERYTHING to him and it literally killed him. He died of a broken heart. At first the only way I remembered the day was because his birthday is December 7th, so when the 7th came around.....I went down. Now I remember for other reasons. My mom was in great health except for what the aneurysm did. She was in a wheel chair, gained weight, had NO short term memory at all! But with the aid of the home I put her in, she was fine. Then cancer hit. The home did routine physical exams including chest x-rays. We found out on my birthday that she had cancer of the lung. So I went out and made arrangeme

You Asked..."i Felt Things Were Going Well. Now, I Just Don't Know What To Think Or Feel"
You Asked..."I Felt Things Were Going Well. Now, I Just Don't Know What to Think or Feel" "I am starting to date someone I have admired for a few years. When I finally approached this person romantically, they responded just as I had hoped. We had a little discussion to get each other's expectations clear, and I thought all was well. But the last few times we were together, he seemed either preoccupied or too tired, and not really engaged in our being together. He wasn't feeling well all week and I am not sure if this is the reason for the standoffish behavior or not. I asked specifically if he wanted me to go and not come back, and he said no. I left with a kiss from him, and put a possibility of our going to have dinner and a movie out. He said yeah, we'll see. "I haven't gone back for three days, partly to give him time to feel better and also to see if he would come around. I haven't heard a word from him. Do I wait longer, or give it a few more days and if he doesn't come

The Value Of A Drink
The Value of a Drink ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~

...trueno...
Well...Today was the official FULL day that I was able to start fixing my car. I still have a lot to do, but so far I have managed to remove the main wire harness from the car's "computer" and pulled those connections from main wireharness through the firewall. I have removed the air intake as well as the battery and removed the bolts from the fuse boxes...that is pretty much all I have done, but it is a really good start.

Hahahahaahahaha 3
ITS TIME FOR THIS NICE GUY TO BECOME YOUR WORST FVCKIN NIGHTMARE!!!! SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LEAVE ME THE FVCK ALONE!! IM SLOWLY DELETING ALL YOU FAKE CUNTS WHO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GET TO KNOW ME!!!!

Since I Promised I Wouldn't
use this blog to beg for blasts again this week: umm /kneels down and begs for tickers and happy hours lol ok i couldn't resist... i'm an attention whore and i want to place myself out in the public eye as much as i can for my birthday :( ok ok ok i'll stop now :p Love ya, Sin

Wedding Date & Honeymoon
Ok well today Robert and I got our wedding date set. It will be SEPTEMBER 27,2008 and our honeymoon will be a SEVEN DAY CRUISE TO JAMAICA. We got it all finalized today and we are sooooooo excited!!!

The Letter
i read this someplace lol i dont remember where but it touched me, the ole sentimental fool that i am! lol Dearest heart when we talke last night i t hought i would just pass out hearing that deep sultry voice of yours was wild, and then when we net at the club the other night, i saw you walk in with that wonderful dress and heels, i thought the room stopped, but you were timeless in my eyes, i am sorry i couldnt speak but sputter your name lol, and you said it was alright. You sat across from me and we atalked for hours drinking and eating then god awful spicy curly fries....we had a great time least i did. Thern later that evening, you took my hand asn we slow danced to soft music seeme we were the only ones there, my heart raced, somehow you knew iwas nerevous and held me close toyou. i could catch ahint of that wonderful perfume you wore! You gazed into my brown eyes, and smiled and then suddenly we kissed, u didnt back away, you deepened it, and the world just rushed away

Erase Racism
ERASE RACISM! A BLACK DUDE WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY BLACK ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE DUDE SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE DUDE SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE AINT ALLOWED IN HERE" . THE BLACK DUDE REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK. BUT YOU MATE... WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE." "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED" THE BLACK DUDE TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE DUDE WALKED AWAY. COPY THIS INTO YOUR BLOG AND HELP ERASE RACISM

Women
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved clos

The Adventures Of A Dog Hungry Monster
The adventures of a dog hungry monster. The lab was quite filled with so many parts enough bloody pieces to fill several carts I had hacked and severed about a dozen heads of innocent men who had layed in their beds I sewed and I stitched with a grim delight far passed dinner and well into the night Morning came with an unwelcome speed As I wiped the ears that had begun to bleed When, at almost quarter of nine Someone commited a terrible crime It was at this time that my phone would ring By a person who offered to bring Me savings if I would simply refinance My castle and dungeon and give them a chance To explain how I may consolidate All Those credit debts that I did so hate Or maybe, if time would just allow They could simply explain to me how I could read up on this little cozy time share that had been treated with tender loving care I tried to say that this wasn't a good time But nothing I said would get them off

Communicating With Women On A "sexual" Level
When I first started learning how to make women feel ATTRACTION, one of the things that I learned is that there is a different level or LANGUAGE that you must know how to "speak". If you don't know how to "speak" this language, then NOTHING you do will work. In fact, I now believe that most women know whether or not you can speak this particular "language" within SECONDS of first meeting you. So, what is this language and how can you learn how to "speak it"? I thought you'd never ask... I call this language "Sexual Communication". It's the language of ATTRACTION. It's a combination of flirting, creating "sexual tension" and "chemistry", and knowing how to smoothly take things from one step to the next... on a PHYSICAL level. If you want to learn how to communicate with women on this level and you want to learn how to create ATTRACTION with your COMMUNICATION, then go here and learn about Sexual Communication: http://www.DatingT

Buying Things
NOW THIS IS NOT TO DIMINISH HOW OR WHY ANYONE ELSE MAY CHOOSE TO DO WHAT THEY DO!! BUT I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN MY THEORY. I HAVE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS AND KNOW SOME VERY NICE, SWEET AND SEXY PEOPLE HERE ON FUBAR. BUT I DO NOT BUY PEOPLE HAPPY HOURS VIP'S OR BLASTS WHEN ASKED. SO NEVER TAKE OFFENSE IF I DON'T TO ME IF I CHOOSE TO BUT SOMEONE SOMETHING IT WILL BE TO SURPRISE SOMEONE OR EXPRESS SOMETHING TO SOMEONE. BUT IF YOU COME OUT AND ASK ME I WON'T DO IT IT IS TAWDRY AND TAINTED THEN. THAT IS JUST MY FEELINGS. SO IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THAT I DON'T DO THAT! I RECIEVED A BLAST FROM A FRIEND AND IT WAS A GREAT SURPRISED AND IT REALLY MEANT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME. BUT IF I WOULD HAVE ASKED HER TO BUY IT IT WOULDN'T MEAN THE SAME. I HOPE WHOEVER READS THIS UNDERSTANDS!! DAN

What Not To Say When Approaching Woman
What NOT To Say When Approaching Women >NOTE: If you're interested in becoming a MASTER of approaching women in different situations, then go here right now, and make sure to watch the video clips: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e17842/ApproachingWomen/?cid=ZZV8MZ&lid=1 A HUGE MISTAKE YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING RIGHT NOW WHEN YOU APPROACH WOMEN Let me ask you something... When you approach or start talking to a woman that you're "interested" in, what is your attitude toward her? How do you treat her? What are you THINKING ABOUT? Do you start the interaction by trying to figure out if she's single? Do you assume that she probably has a boyfriend and look for hints that she doesn't? Do you try to pretend like you're not interested in her "in that way" and instead try to be casual about it until you get signals from her? Do you even THINK about your strategy for how to talk to a woman at all? MOST GUYS ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT THEY'RE DO

Something You Made Wanna Know About Me
Name: Birthdate: August 29, 1983 Birthplace: Reykjavik Current Location: living room Eye Color: grey-blue/ brown Hair Color: light brown Height: Weight: Piercings: only ears Tatoos: 0 Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no comment Overused Phraze: FAVORITES Food: mexican and italian Candy: the candy my uncle makes.. specially the easter eggs Number: 29 and 10 Color: black and blue Animal: birds and dogs Drink: T 2 Alcohol Drink: sex on the beach Bagel: none Letter: Body Part on Opposite sex: butt..lol not really i dont go that much for looks This or That Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: Buger king Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate Kiss or Hug: both are very good Dog or Cat: dog Rap or Punk: neither Summer or Winter: both Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both Love or Money: Love YOUR... Bedtime: not sure Most Missed Memory: my grandad Best phy

Much Better Than "taking Her To Dinner"
Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"... >IMPORTANT: If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I have created to help you learn how to meet women, plus see some great video clips of them, just go HERE: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZV8CZZ&lid=1 *** DATING QUESTION FROM A READER *** Hi David, love your newsletters, always remind me the great points I read in your book... You recently wrote: "If you buy a woman enough dinners, she may begin to feel some AFFECTION for you... but food and gifts will never lead to ATTRACTION. Big difference." So what do we do after the first date of tea and stimulating conversation? I figure that at some point, I would like to go to dinner with a new girl. Should I just let them pay for theirs? I did that last time, since we were just becoming friends, I wasn't that into the woman and didn't want to look like I was trying to impress her (since I wasn't trying to impress her), and s

Dt
If your tears could make a noise What would they sound like? If your voice could be seen Would I gain any insight? Morning comes too early and night time falls too late And sometimes all I want to do is wait The shadow I've been hiding in has fled from me today I know it's easier to walk away than look it in the eye But I will raise a shelter to the sky and beneath this star tonight I'll lie She will slowly yield the light As I awaken from the longest night Dreams are shaking Set sirens waking up tired eyes With the light memories all rush into his head By a candle stands a mirror Of his heart and soul she dances She was dancing through the night above his bed And walking to the window he throws the shutters out against the wall And from an ivory tower hears her call "Let the light surround you" It's been a long, long time He's had awhile to think it over In the end he only sees the change Light to dark Dark to light Light to dark D

A Shocker To Start Conversations With Women
A SHOCKER To Start Conversations With Women >Hey! There are many different ways to meet and attract women... and there's ONE way that will fit your personality perfectly. But, it's up to you to find and learn that one way. I've put together a fantastic set of learning tools to help you, and you should take a minute or two and look through them now. You can see them all right here: http://DoubleYourDatingSystem.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=8VZZZV&lid=1 This week I want to talk about an obvious point that's taken me a few years to really notice. The idea is simple: We humans don't want what everyone else has... we want what everyone else has AND MORE. In the context of women and dating, it goes like this: WOMEN AREN'T ATTRACTED TO GUYS THEY PERCEIVE AS AVERAGE. Remember, ATTRACTION doesn't make logical sense... Women don't say, "Oh, he's a kind, honest, loyal type of guy from a good family... AND THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON." Nope. Women say t

Got The Support You Have For Them?
We are lookin for those that are serving in our US military and their families! Come join us in the Soldiers Playground, where you can share ur stories, just have some downright fun, BS, whatever, just play nice!! Do you SUPPORT our NATIONS troups? Do you want to be supportive to them and talk to them? Well come on down to the Soldiers Playground, where all the troups are and in need of the US people's support. They are people too who volunteered to fight for us, gettin killed for us and their families!! Support their families as well as they too are important!! Join us please! PLEASE LEAVE ALL UR DRAMA BEHIND, NO BASHIN, NO BAD TALK, NO SEXUAL COMMENTS. JUST BRING URSELF, UR FAMILIES AND SOME FUN!!

A Spiral
White sterile paradise Catered and sedated Confined of my volition Isolated willingly Separated by thoughts and time I'm caving in on myself The more we plan the less we do The more I think the less I feel I think I'm better now Fear of change leaves me motionless Fear of complacence sets me astray Fear of people brings me to solitude Controlled by fear above all desire The distance grows Depression joins it Leeching, evolving It perpetuates itself Feeding off of myself Burrowing into my head So much time wasted I've nearly reached death I'm painting these portraits To keep myself at bay I'm writing these letters That I'll never be sending I'm haunted by ghosts That I've fabricated The only thing I trust Is that soon this will end White sterile paradise Entirely self-imposed Wish you were here

Fvck Off!!!
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!! i fvckin hate bein male!!! all you lesbians out there!! stay lesbian!! please pet your fvckin cat and leave us males alone! all your goin to do is judge us anyway because of every bad experience youve had! hahahahahahhahahaha i love being hated! just makes me despise being nice to cuntlickin bitches a little more each day!!! FVCK OFF WOMEN!!!

Those Parties!!!
O.K. Ladies it's time to book you holiday parties. The Holiday Catalogs are on their way!!! We have some great deals for Christmas. I still have dates and times available. Call me 409-351-6887 or e-mail me at cherylesguiltypleasures@hotmail.com. Visit me on line at cherylesguiltyideas.yourpassionconsultant.com. Give him a gift he wont be expceting and Have a blast at the party while figuring out the perfect gift for the one you love. Cheryle

Wow
damm just looked my my yahoo stuff and found my horoscope Scorpio Your moods may swing back and forth like a pendulum today -- and your emotional reactions might not always be in line with what's going on around you. Don't be surprised if you find yourself laughing hysterically at a boring comment or sobbing during an infomercial. Your emotions will be very close to the surface -- and very unpredictable. Try to ride your swinging feelings without pushing back too hard ... this could be a good opportunity to get cozy with uncomfortable emotions.

I Don't Want To Be A Wolf / This Is For You
you've looked, inside when I don't want to let you in. you've tried to move things into me, tried to reshape everything. and now my eyes are turning red. inside. I don't want to reshape just for you why am I forced to escape from you, and like a wolf I'll attack even if it's you I think I pull this room together well then i let you into me you change everything and inbetween........and I don't want to be a wolf. I'll bite. remember me in motion, remember the me you knew. I know you've seen me strike when i'm cornered. and all you had to do was listen. and i would never show my teeth. remember my smile remember my charm you tried to change, so bared my fangs but remember I don't want to be a wolf Dave Walther This is a message for you: I know that you think that no one knows how you feel, and that your all alone. And yes, I am speaking to you....directly to you. You are not alone, and there are people who care.....i care....if you

Why Am I Here?
Ok, I've got to set some things straight here. For those of you who don't understand me, I'm not here for the online dating thing. Please don't hit on me. I'm here cause I like the site and making FRIENDS only. People interest me but when you ask me to post NSFW pics, you can buzz off!! I'm not that type of person and if you're comfy with posting nudey pics, congrats - someone will save those pics & use them elsewhere. so, if you want to see me naked - close your eyes and dream. For the true friends - I luv u guys!!! PS - I'm addicted to mumms!! They cheer me up!!!

Check Out My Big Sis!!!
Ok never done this before but hell its worth a try..lol My sister is also a member of fubar and she is trying to level...Go check her out...I would so appreciate it..She and I will return the Favor....*SMOOOCHES* to all!!! 'TãTT³Ð&þ³ì®Ç³Ð_~ÐÎMÞ£Ë§69@ fubar RATE/FAN/and ADD HER!!!!

Now I Can Relax.....just A Little
so after waiting and waiting, finally i got the greatest call. i have been acepted and approved to move into the place that i was hoping to get and was at the top of my list!!!!shit im so excited that i cant really type so there will be more to come and to be continued

Semi Charmed Life Third Eye Blind
I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden And she lives for me She says she lives for me Ovation She's got her own motivation She comes round and she goes down on me And I make her smile It's like a drug for you Do ever what you want to do Coming over you Keep on smiling, what we go through One stop to the rhythm that divides you And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse Chop another line like a coda with a curse And I come on like a freak show takes the stage We give them the games we play, she said I want something else To get me through this Semi-charmed kind of life I want something else I'm not listening when you say Good-bye The sky it was gold, it was rose I was taking sips of it through my nose And I wish I could get back there Some place back there Smiling in the pictures you would take Doing crystal myth Will lift you up until you break It won't stop I won't come down, I keep stock

Starting Over
Well Ive decided to go ahead and move pics to a new account and start over until I get comments back on this one- if ever that is.Please please please rate, fan, and friend as those are how im able to alert friends of new pics and blogs and such>Seems noone is getting my alerts now either. Coincidence? Probably NOT. I will rate all stash and pics of anyone that can buy this new account a gift VIP so I can transfer all my pics but for now Ill just be uploading all mine. I will have to make a new salute now though of course :( ughhhhhhh first things first though- heres the link.... ¢¾Temptress¢¾~ C.W.O.F member~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE!!!@ fubar

Causes And Effect
"For all the discomfort and fatigue, and my fears as to what might happen next, my first impulse was to laugh. They were so grotesque! They stood much taller than a man, nearly twice as tall, and broad in proportion. Their bodies were wider at the bottom than the top, four or five feet around I thought, but tapered up to something like a foot in circumference at the head. If it was the head, for there was no break in the continuity, no sign of a neck. The next thing I noticed was that their bodies were supported not on two legs, but three, these being thick but short. They had matching them three arms, or rather tentacles, issuing from a point halfway up their bodies. And their eyes - I saw that there were three of those, too, set in a flattened triangle, one above and between the other two, a foot or so below the crown. In colour the creatures were green, though I saw that the shades differed, some being dark, the green tinged with brown, and other quite pallid. That, and the fact tha

Just Been Dumped
Well......my girlfriend has just dumped me......not sure if im more upset about not seeing her, or the fact we brought a puppy together and now i wont see her either. So please be nice to me for a lil while....im feeling fragile xxxxxx

Lmao
YES ITS A BIT CHILDISH---ok damn-i found it on some girl's page but I laughed. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask

I Feel Like A Rockstar. . .
Today started like most others. I awoke and showered, went to the living room to find my roomie. We decided to run some errands then grab a lazy lunch somewhere. We went to the bank, the store and the post office (ok so we went to the post office in the grocery store) then we were off to lunch at the Rockin' 50's cafe. This is a neat little cafe in the older mall in town. As the name denotes, it has 50's era memorabilia on the walls and music playing in the background. They have decent food and good coffee which makes for good conversation. As we sat there and ate and talked about whatever came to our heads a nice calm came over the both of us. We finished our meal and we were just sitting there sipping our chosen beverages when this lady came over to our table. She explained to us that she was from Vermont and was in town visiting relatives and that she had a strange request, a very strange request. As most of you know, my roomie and I are not small guys; we tip scales whereve

Dog Makes You Smile
Hope these dogs make you smile! Sorry!! Too cute not to pass on! Guess that fake ID really works!!! Party time! Are you serious !?! Gggggrrrrrrrrr! I'm sooo mean! What part of this face do you not understand!? And a Happy Birthday to ME!!! Guess I'll just go eat worms .. Wojk akjdow alkoiehnaf slkjfow!!!!! WHAT!?! But it was like this when I got here!!! Just kill me now . As Fifi sports the latest in wristband fashion I'll show him where he can stick that thermometer! !! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful .

Need Some Help Tonight
i am in a contest tonight from 9-11 central time, 10-12 eastern, and 7-9 pacific, the link is in my profile comments, the link is private for now, but will post new blog with link once it isnt k, much luv

A Mirror
There’s nothing magical about a mirror. A simple thin layer of aluminum placed on a sheet of glass that is back-silvered. Yet when people look in this device, they tend to see entirely different things—the perspectives are all unique. Some thin people see themselves as overweight when using this device. Some attractive people see themselves as homely. But if you can take the mirror’s true reflections—your strengths, your positive attitude, your inner beauty, and your happiness—you’ll live a much more fulfilling life.

To New Adds And The Rest Of Ya
Guys, you'll notice i'm accepting requests and not rating/fanning at the moment, please don't take offense, i'm on a friend's computer at the moment whose firefox crashes everytime i run fubar on it, so i'm running in IE, and i hate IE... i will post when my computer is set back up here and ask you to comment on THAT post if i need to stop back and rate/fan you. mainly this applies to new adds, however if you're not sure whether or not i rated/fanned you when i added you (even if it was a month ago) i ask that you post there also. i have over 6k friends and less than 3k people i'm fans of, so i know i'm SO missing people, lol i know alot of you don't mind either way, but i just didn't want anyone to think i was intentionally ignoring them. love you all, Sin p.s. now's really not the best time to catch me to chat, typically i love talking to everyone in my SB but as i said i'm not on my computer and i'm tryin to get settled in here... once mine's up and running thoug

Kdm & Dawn
Just so you all know.... This is now a joint account for both of us... KDM & Dawn This is to better deal with the all the assholes that come to her page.... now her page is mine too... Wanna fawk with the both of us? LOL

Husband & Wife..................toothbrush!!!! How Its Related To Them
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet... Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.. .. Hope u hav a fab day

A Walk In The Park
Just Another Walk In The Park by BigJohn75© Our day began with a walk in the park. We traveled through the trees, with the leaves crunching under our feet. We noticed the cardinal's in the trees, and the black racer that slithered past us about 10 feet away. We were in search of the perfect place for our picnic. It wasn't easy to find, we didn't really want to be in view of anyone who might be passing by. FINALLY, we found what we both agreed would be the perfect spot for a picnic. Secluded, tucked away from everything else behind a rock with full view of the lake, we laid out our blanket. Setting the basket down, we noticed that it was really a good spot based on the fact that we made a lot of noise getting there and would hear anyone coming if we decided to get naughty. We sat by the river, eating our lunch, talking about things we wanted to do in life, both as individuals and together. As the stories came and went, time flew by, and you could hear someone on a loudspeaker

Friday Oct. 12th • The Underground • Cleveland, Oh
Friday Oct. 12th • The Underground • Cleveland, OH If you have been saying forever that you want to come to Cleveland. If you've been saying forever that you want to see Audiblethread play. If you've been saying that there's never anything fun to do....THEN GET YOUR ASS TO CLEVELAND ON THE 12th AND FREAKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ALREADY!!This is going to be a great show kids. Audiblethread, the fantastic kids from Nimbus and Phistine Verona!! Plus, there will be local artists there showing off their stuff and making Cleveland proud.Hope to see you all there!!--- please please please repost this for us --- tell your friends, family, pets, imaginary friends, etc.The first 100 people in the doors will get a free Audiblethread shirt. Yes folks, free!!!!Also tune into WJCU 88.7 FM this Friday the 5th. A few of us with be in studio around 9pm.Friday Oct. 12th • The Underground • Cleveland, OH • 75 Public Square • 21 up • Admission only $5.00Sunday Oct. 7th tune into 92.3 FM KROCK 10pm-12

Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
MY MOM TOLD ME TODAY THAT SHE HAD TO GET MORE TEST DONE TODAY YES ALL THAT KNOW ME ITS BACK THE CANCER STUFF. tHE THING THAT WORRIES ME IS IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY AND I HAVE NO IDEA IF SHE HAS IT OR NOT. ITS BACK TO WORRYING AND COURT AND JOB AND KIDS AND EVERYTHING ELSE. I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. I BEEN HAVING CHEST PAINS AND BAD KNEES AND STUFF FROM MY CARSH IAM FALLING PART. I MIGHT BE IN JAIL FOR MY BIRTHDAY. YOU GOT TO LOVE THAT!!!!!!!! WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME TOMARROW AFTER 130 OR THIS WEEKEND IAM IN JAIL AND ALL LOVE MIKE He who makes a beast out of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a man Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. I tried to drive all through the night, The heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights. No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me. Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My c

Uncooperative
So we went to find out the sex of the baby today. The technician did all the looking around to make sure everything was going well with the baby. She was unable to get clear views of the heart and kidney because of the angle the baby was in. In the process of doing this all, the baby wouldn't separate the legs to give us a peak of the boy or girl parts. Because of not being able to view the heart and kidneys correctly, I have to go to a Level II ultrasound within the next two weeks. At least now the Level II ultrasound will be covered by insurance! I was so disappointed today though, I really wanted to know what we are having.

Ex's Are Evil
Typical of my ex.... I get a call.. are you coming to the game tonight? Of course I had no idea about it so I wasn't planning on it. David is in the middle school band and this was the last game they were playing at this year. And of course I would have gone... except the game starts in less than an hour and it take 90 minutes to get there. By the time I park and walk to the stadiu add another 10 minutes. SO I would be there for MAYBE part of the 4th quarter. Add this one to the long list of last minute things like.. "David has a concert tommorow.. I just found out". Or "David's parent/teacher conference is today at 2:00. I just found out. Can you make it?" Of course my ex is a teasher in the school district so she knows about concerts (since her kids sing in the same concert) and being in the same building she knew of the conferences too. Evil Evil Evil

Naughty Application
!!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? . 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed?. 13. Would you use another female as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? S

Poem I Wrote 2 Day/expressing Myself Is Healthy
I am tired.... tired of trying tired of crying No one can see That inside, I’m truly dying I am tired of being tired.... Honestly I am I am tired of people not being true to themself, I am tired of people not being who they truly are. But thats on them I supposed But then I hate when people tell me I am doing something wrong or whatever it maybe I hate turning around and people contradicting themselves. I am tired of being lost I am tired of false hope, broken promises and empty words. I hate people telling me to do something but they dont follow their advice. I am tired of being taken for granted. You know what happens when you take things and people for granted right? I am tired of not being understood by the people who should know me but dont really know much there is to know about me. I hate when people pretend to know me. I hate that people dont try I am tired of giving my all and I am tired of people always assuming I am always going to be there no

Cubs Fans- Finally Blocked!!!
Again, read from bottom to top on the SB, but the mumm from top to bottom. There is a Mel sighting in here. The Mumm: Stupid Cubs created @ 2007-10-04 12:38:18 -- expires in: 22 hr Wtf is up with the stupid Cus. Is there really a curse? let me know 23 votes 160 views 26 comments beware the curse ** OR ** Just a fluke Comments: ME: No ... they're just ... the Cubs. Plus, they're not the Cardinals. HIM: Give it time! And the cardinals suck wet farts outta my ass! WOOT!! ME:Darrick ... before or after a 100 year drought? ME: Woot? are you gay? HIM:No I'm not guy, but I'm flattered! I don't wanna date you! ME: No ... you can have fun fucking you goat Darrick ... Exercising that "curse." HIM: Who's owned the Cards for the last 4 years? Oh, yeah! it's the Cubs! HIM: Your just pissed cause your payroll is so high, and ya still SUCK!!! ME: Hmmm ... I do remember that the Cardinals won a World Series last year. In fact, the Cardinals have won 10

Magical Mathematics
THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 and 999. Multiply it by 3. Now add 15 to the result. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 9. Subtract 3. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dark , isn't it?

Aunt Vicki
Aunt Vicky by Iceman00776© I was all settled in for the night. My Aunt Vicky was downstairs doing laundry and finishing the dinner dishes, and I had showered and watched a little TV, and then yawned and told my Step-mom's younger sister that I was going to bed. I wasn't actually tired yet, but I was horny and was looking forward to taking some time to escape into my world of secret sexual fantasies, and I didn't want to be disturbed. My Aunt Vicky was pretty foxy for my Step-mom's younger sister, and looked much like a younger version of my Mom. God she is beautiful. She was about thirty, and had long straight black hair cut into bangs over her forehead, a dynamite face with dark brown eyes under heavy brows, small but nicely shaped tits, a flat stomach over narrow hips, and long smooth legs. She was staying here while my Mom and Dad were gone to South America on business, and I had gotten to know her pretty well. She was pretty liberal in her thinking and let me do pretty much

Viagra
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Via

Nokia Evolution
Nokia Company logo. Founded in Tampere in 1865, logo 1966. Nokia Finnish Rubber Works Ltd, founded in Helsinki in 1898. Logo 1965 - 1966. The Nokia "arrows" logo before its Connecting People logo Nokia introduced its "Connecting People" slogan, invented by Ove Strandberg. The headquarters of Nokia Corporation in Keilaniemi, Espoo , Finland

Estate Planing! Lmao!!
Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he wanted a woman to enjoy and share his new fortune with. One evening he went to a singles bar. He spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. He approached her. "My name is Dan", he said introducing himself. "Hello. I am Mary", she replied extending her hand. "I may look like just an ordinary man", Dan said. "But in just a week or two, my father will die and I will inherit 20 million dollars". Mary went home with Dan that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men. :-)

Lounge Is Open!!!!!
PCP LOUNGE IS OUTTA THIS WORLD CLICK QUICK http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50583 become a memeber enjoy the fun meet the d.js & have a great time 24/7 LIVE D.js on the air , waiting to take ur request!!!!! visit our website for fun & games , sign our guest book www.peopleschoicepowerstation.com

O What A Day
Lord help me...i need strength....or should i be asking satan for help?...im tryin to sleep today...i had a rough night at work...my phone starts ringing...its the nurse where my daughter is at...she has been admitted to an inpatient unit where we live for those that dont know...she is throwing a hissy fit over a shirt she cant wear...because she wants to let her boobs hang out...she is being disrespectful to every one and i can hear her in the back ground...the nurse tells me she cant wear the shirt...im like cool...and all the while i hear her talkin like a crazy person in the back ground...i told them to make her take the shirt off and i will bring it home with me when i visit on sunday...i go back to sleep....10 minutes later i get another call...they had to take her down by force because she wouldnt take the shirt off and put her in the time out room.....so i gave up tryin to sleep...some one say a prayer for me....i dont know what the world has come to that kids have to be ass ho

Bang!!!
THE MOST GRATIFYING NEWS OF THE DAY!! 11 year-old girl shoots two home intruders 5-2-07 -- Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone eleven year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana , and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs bedroom when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the girl's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help c

I Am Married
I am just looking to find friends to chat with, maybe do some flirting but not looking for a relationship that leads to drama or damaged feelings. It is really possible to like someone without taking it to the next level. Sorry if I have'nt been clear on this subject.

Username: Stormy
Username: Stormy by Chance_is_a Lady© Brenda is an attractive but shy and lonely woman of thirty-two. She has been divorced for six months now. Even though there are bars where she could go and meet someone, she is not into the bar scene. She had over heard a couple of co-workers talking one day about internet chat rooms. She thought that might be a good way to have someone to at least talk to and relieve some of her boredom. She had gone home that night and searched the internet for chat rooms. She was surprised to see that there were so many. How would she ever pick one? Closing her eyes, she moved her mouse and simply clicked. She just sat and watched the other chatters for a few minutes. They all seemed to know each other so well, she felt like she was intruding on private conversations so she closed the chat box. Going back to the search page, she just went down the list and clicked on several, going in to check them out for a few minutes. After going into about ten diff

Just Random Writing...dont Laugh :-)
As I sit here alone thoughts wander through my head, have I found, the love of my life. A love so deep, that nothing could break it....or is this just a fairy tale a figment of my imagination...the thoughts of him run through my head...his eyes, his face...his lips....feeling his touch, his caress, his warm embrace...as I sit here alone, I can almost feel his touch, his breath against my face...see his smile...feel his kiss...never wanting it to end...to last for a lifetime....again and again...is this real love or just a dream....the moment I laid eyes on him...looked into his eyes I could see my future..everything laid out for me...a beginning of a wonderful life...in my dreams I share a love so deep for him that nothing could come between us...is this real love, or a dream....if this is real I want to feel it forever...if this is a dream..promise me I will never wake up...:-)

A Woman He Needs
A woman he needs He needs a housekeeper in the kitchen, a lady in public, a partner in work, a friend in troubles and a porno-star in the bedroom. The most funny thing is that very often men don't understand that all these different identities couldn't survive in a body of one woman. They often forget that a modern woman doesn't stand in the shadow of her man any longer, and doesn't consider her only aim to help him and to serve his interests. So this – I want it all and I want it now – doesn't work. Each man has to find out his own priorities in the relationships with the opposite sex. So he needs an understanding, loyal friend. He likes to talk about his interests, ideas and projects. He'd like to have a passionate listener who will look at him with admiring and understanding eyes, catching his every single word, sharing every thought. Women do know how to play a role of such a listener. The main thing is to make those passionate eyes, the rest is not so importa

Men!!!
too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. They make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be onE as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your...our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, b

A Sad Story
Amazing Body: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't br

Don't Know How Much Longer...
I will be on fubar... They are starting to block Websites at my Job. I had to get on here by using the www.weirdo.com URL but it won't be long before they block that. So, if you stop seeing me on here that is why. www.lostcherry.com Blocked www.cherrytap.com Blocked www.fubar.com Blocked I can get on by Proxy's but they are blocking those too, so just giving my friends a heads up. If I do stop showing up, I just want you to know I will miss my friends on here. if you want add me on AIM or Yahoo ShookRev on AIM frank_shook on Yahoo

Lets Go!
Let's go out of the house tonight! Everyone needs a great big fright! There are prizes to be won, for the spookiest fun. Ebilness is our heart's delight! See them run in the dark tonight! Hoping to find safety in some bright light! Let's watch them run! Let's MAKE them run! Sweet Screams, what a lovely sight! Let us now feed in the shadows tonight! Lurking and slurping - it tastes all right. This one did not run, so he tastes a little tough. Human's taste best when flavored with fright! We all win with our frights tonight! Hear all the screams as we fly out of sight! We can not face the sun, so all our fun is done. The humans all cheer as we flee dawn's light! They always forget - We'll be back tonight! 4 October 2007

A Pumpkin Christian
Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see.

Anger Management!!!
ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello. "I politely said, "This is Chris . Could I please speak with Robyn Carter? "Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f......ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' nextto it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was payin

Feeling Blah
I am just not feeling good today. I felt pain in my neck all night which made it difficult to sleep and I woke up this morning with a massive headache. I am really tired of this pain. But...do I call the doctor? no. not yet anyway. I just haven't had the best luck with doctors. I love my ob/gyn and my kids pediatrician but other than that, hasn't been a good thing. I have been blah all day. Went and got my hair cut and colored earlier and it looks great but I feel so tired and lethargic. I have been sitting here working like a busy little bee but I would much rather be laying in my bed right now. I am going to call the doctor right now! Martin keeps telling me to see a physical therapist and I need to. So, I am making the call right now! Okay, just got off the phone with them. They tell me there are no available appointments for the next 2 weeks! What is up with that? Someone is supposed to call me back within the next 2 days to hopefully fit me in. This is on

Global Bombers
I wish to bring it to every one's attention that was also a member of the Global Bombers it seems we are no longer wanted as members of there family so please remove them from your nicks. We as a whole do not need the Drama or Bs that is going on and if need be we can be a better family without them we have already proven we can be. We have already proven that we don't need anyones help when it comes to contest. I do wish to thank all that have help in any way in any give away for any global bomber.

When I Grow Up......
The other day I was sitting around and got to thinking, "what do i want to be when i grow up". i sat there for a few minuets and realized exactly what i want to be. I want to be like my Ma'am (Lady Twisted Karma) She is one of the most wonderful people who have blessed my life. She is a very strong, beautiful,spiritual, caring, intelligent woman. She is always there for me, and anyone who asks for help. She has an answer for just about everything, and if she doesn't She will reference you to a book which will answer your question. I look up to Her in everything she does. She has showed me life can be hard, but tomorrow is another day to be happy. i honestly don't know what i would do with out Her. my role model and who i look up to in all aspects of life, one of the people i love the most and couldn't fathom life with out, is my Ma'am. ~Lady Twisted Karma~@ fubar

Long Ass Day....
Well...today has been a long ass day. I went shopping for things in my new place. Michael helped with my TV, bed, and stand for TV last nite. Then I got home this morning about 10:30ish. Crashed on my bed...and I am awoken by knocking on my front door. I put something on went to the door and its Michael and Kandi. Kandi wanted to check out my new digs. They went shopping for me and they were to be quiet coming back...yea right! LOL. I go back to sleep then the next thing I kno I feel something cold on my back. Michael put a package of meat against me. LOL. Woke my ass up again. I finally gave up and stayed up. So I am awake...and work will have to pay for this. LOL. I was being bad...he ordered me no sex unless I can prove to him otherwise. I am doing my damnest and I dont think its working. Still trying tho...and something tells me I am gonna get woken up again tomorrow morning. LOL. I have no idea why I feel that way but I do. I think tomorrow if I can, I am gonn

What I Have Learned So Far
I have learned that the majority of people on fubar do not beleave in our political structure. However most do agree that raising a child is an experiance to be cherished. Also that most think that older women do make better lovers.

Last Weekend...
Last weekend, was soooo much fun. One of my best friends Robbie was in town, to introduce his wife to all of his friends and family here. My friend Robbie, packed up and moved out to Vegas about 4 years ago. Since he has been there he has been doing great. I realized how much I miss him living so close. But am so happy from him and Kristi. They are such a cute couple. I hope that someday I find a love that strong.

Dear Mommy!
month one: Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming qu

~ More Chinese-made Products Recalled For Lead ~
Chinese-made products recalled for lead By NATASHA T. METZLER, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 54 minutes ago More than a half-million Chinese-made products were recalled Thursday, including "Pirates of the Caribbean" and Baby Einstein toys, because they contain dangerous levels of lead. Coin-shaped "Pirates of the Caribbean" flashlights and soft, textured Baby Einstein blocks were among the 544,000 products recalled, the Consumer Product Safety Commission announced. The recall also includes Totally Me! Funky Room Decor Set decorating kits imported and sold by Toys "R" Us Inc. and a variety of wooden toys imported and sold by KB Toys Inc. The flashlight's leather strap, the back of the decorating kit's mirror, the blue Baby Einstein block and the wooden toys have surface paint that contains high levels of lead, which is toxic if ingested by young children. Under current regulations, children's products found to have more than .06 percent lead accessible to users are subject

The Music Really Has Died
so i talked to my sister today she told me my mom sold al of ernies records to some people who want to open up a record store.for 5 thousand. my heart sank not just because its all gone but at such a low price my memories are being sold.. i always knew they had to be sold but deep down i had always hoped to buy them oneday. im still very passionate about music but along the road ive traveld the passed few years something inside e died it makes me sad because i miss the music. i know one day ill get back into performing because its alll ive ever known i just hope its not too late. anyone who saw me perform they tell me to do it again because i was meant for it but at the same time im afraid becausre i dont want to become what made me stop loving it for so long.before i die i may not have a family or anything really except a musical empire and as long as i go out with that i think i can be semi content.. until then i guess i will continue to be afraid

Deleting Friends
It may take me a while, but I am going to go through my friend list and delete anyone who doesn't have pictures of themselves. For that matter, I am no longer going to accept friend requests from accounts with no pics of the owner. ***HUGS AND KISSES*** Mary Berry :)~~

Round 2
Okay, I am making drastic cuts to my friends list. I have over 100 people on there and only talk to maybe 5. So, I am making drastic cuts. If you want to continue to be my friend, you need to let me know or send me a new friend request if it is after the cuts are made. You need to read my profile and decide if you want to stay on there. No one is safe this time around. So, let me know your decission. I will start the cuts at noon EST on Friday, October 5th.

Sex Poems
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour ----- Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain ----- 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! ----- Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to God You dont multiply ----- Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream ----- Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid ----- roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. ----- roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed ----- sex is bad sex is a sin sins are forgivin so stick it in

Macdaddy
Hello everyone...as some of you already know, on of our Fu-Friends has been in a very bad car accident. For those of you that don't know, please read the posted bulletin... >http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=4225959791 ... Can we all rally together and rate and comment all of his pic's? I think that we could do this for him. His brother has been on his account and was able to inform through the bulletin what happened to Timothy aka Macdaddy. We can all do this for contest and giveaways, and for other tragedies such as those that have lost a loved one, or have cancer and many other things...so let's give Timothy our Fu-Love as well. Frogs mean many different things to many different people. F.R.O.G. = Fully Rely On God. Here is the link to Timothy's page Macdaddy@ fubar

True Love
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where

Unanswered Questions In Life.
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan? How do blind people know when they are done wiping? Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best

My Love For You
When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I cannot recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I know once we met none other would ever do, for I'll know love. I'll know love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love.

Abused
I honesly loved you at one time I truly thought you'd always be mine You were on drugs and done me harm I had bruises up and down my arms I was beaten black and blue I kept it hidden so no one knew You lied to everyones innocent face All I longed for was a loving embrace You once told me that you loved me How can the humanly be? You said I was to blame But i felt just pure shame I loved yoou for so long What the hell did I do so wrong? I let my guard down and became weak There was hell to pay everday of the week I never got a black eye That was to obvious to the unknowin passerby I done everything and all you asked Behind closed doors you became unmasked How could I let you do this to me I begged and prayed,Just set me free I finally surrendered in defeat And vowed to never again be beat Written by:angel johnson 9-25-07

Engagement
i dont really care wat ppl say i am bk with with woman that i was off and on with her 5 years and yes we had had out times that we thought it wasnt goin to work unrtil we sat down 1 night and i realized how much i love her.. and for second i do tell my special friends i love them in a friendly way if u cant take it as that o well i dont care its jus the net.. and im not a player never have never will be

Bon Voyage
tick tock the clock is tickin, spendin my last day or days on fubar.....seein i havent made it to rock star status doesnt bug me much, cuz i havent been on much lately...been too busy with school and shit. so im leaving...not permanently, just dont have alot of time for this drama hell hole. and not to mention i deleted some pics and an album,,,if any of you were in my look alike contest and would like your pic i made, let me know..ill send it to you, and im sorry that contest never happened..for the fact not many were interested in joining..so im just basically saying my goodbyes and all that happy shit, not like ill be missed or anything, but ill miss some of u that took the time to get to know me and become a great friend......

To Remove Hair Or Not...
This is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!!! Ladies, Do NOT try this at home!!! Hair Removal.... (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically incl

I Must Be Losing My Mind!!
Ok I am trippin! I swear i keep hearing that noise on here when someone shouts at you but when I look at my shoutbox there is nothing. If I am losing my mind and hearing things someone please refer me to a good doctor. If someone is shouting at me and my thing is broke or whatever I am really sorry. I can hear ya but I cant see what it says. Is it just me? Is anyone else having issues with the sound effects here?

Women Need To Know This About Us Men
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down. 2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don’t make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.” 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than cats. 9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work. 17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniver

I Don't Want To Go...
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later,two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either

Missing You
The first time we met, I knew I had a friend. The thing I did not know is that I would want to love you until the very end. Your precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking, but my feet don't seem to touch the ground. Sometimes you seem to be my shinning light guiding me through the long, dark night. As I lie alone in bed thinking of you and I I wonder if you think of me too as one more night slowly drags by. I wish I were there with you, kissing your sweet lips under the pale moon light, and holding you, so very tight. You really are the woman of my dreams and I can't wait to be with you, for the rest of my life. I know our time away seems like an eternity, but I'll wait forever to be in your life. I love you, I need you, I want you, and I will for all my life.

Neat
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You Know I So Love Your Smile
Those little things we sometimes do seem to go unnoticed But all the things I do for you you don't just let pass by Each time I do a little for you I can tell from the start You know that all I do for you comes from within my heart. I enjoy giving to you because with each little thing I do, you smile And that says more than any words your smile lasts me for miles. So as long as I am able I will always make you smile by giving such a little but making it last a while. Know you are so special In each and every way I don't know where I would be without you here with me today.

New On-demand Channel To Feature Classic Doctor Who In January
A new Video On Demand Channel dedicated to science fiction and fantasy, Illusion On-Demand, has launched in North America. Currently available in twenty states and is free to all digital subscribers. Illusion has announced that the Classic Doctor Who series is slated to be on the channel starting in January 2008. November sees the updated release of The Quatermass Experiment starring Mark Gatiss and David Tennant. Reported at Outpost Gallifrey.

Word's Cant Say
More often than not Words can't describe My feelings for you Which live deep inside Feelings that grow stronger With every beat of my heart I knew you were the one for me Right from the very start There isn't a moment In the day I can find Where you face and smile Don't appear in my mind I long to be with you And hold you so tight To protect you and love you Everyday and each night We share something so special Each and every day A feeling in our souls Words alone can't say

Help Me Live
Hello All, My daughter Cory (heavenleigh123) has made a great page for me. I would like for all of you to please go check it out and let me know what you think of it. Please feel free to pass it on to all in your address book. God Bless Hugs http://stemcells4brenda.site.io

Someone Is Suing Fubar ... Hahaha
From bottom to top as usual: hate: lol ->Sphere Fre...: sure ... I care not if you believe me or not ... I could tell you that I am a porn star ... who cares hate: oh but i hear that alot too' ->Sphere Fre...: I work from my house and my office is in VA hate: wheres that lol ->Sphere Fre...: well, considering I have a very unique situation, trust me, I'll be fine hate: unhuh ->Sphere Fre...: why? I can guarentee I won't be fired hate: watch your ass ->Sphere Fre...: I'm at work, and I am on this site hate: not on an adult site ->Sphere Fre...: someone cannot be on here and work at the same time? hate: well misfit says shes at work ->Sphere Fre...: oh ... I am me ... I have not changed nor made a different/fake account ... so who are these mysterious 10 people that you speak of? hate: not sure who you are ->Sphere Fre...: interesting ... I wonder if you think I am one of the 10 hate: i can list 10 on here who say they are but arn't ->Sphere Fre...: well, those peop

My Heart Tell's Me
What my heart tells me Is that there is no one else on earth Who can make me feel the way you do From the first day that we met You made me forget all my fears And you have shown me that God really does Have one special heart for each of us to find You are the one God has guided me to What my heart tells me Is that I can never love anyone As much as I love and care for you And how my feelings grow stronger each day I can't imagine not being able to hold you I want to share my life with you for the rest of forever You make me the person I have always hoped to be What my heart tells me Is that God has provided me with your loving heart And I will do everything within my power To provide the best for you each and every day Everytime I see you walk into a room My heart never fails to beat faster and stronger This is how I know you are the one for me For the rest of the time the Lord gives me I give you my heart and for you I will do What My Heart Tells Me

I Am A Pso....
Hey all! Hope you are doing great!! I know that I am! Maybe it is because I am starting my new job SOON!! So be on the look out... I am a PSO... OK~ What is a PSO, you may be asking?? A PSO is a Phone Sex Opperator!!! Yep, You guys call really call and talk to ME!!! I will have everyting up and running SOON!!! So stay toon for all the info~ Call me Directly!! It is awesome... Later Guys!!! ~Regan~

My Eyes
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Eyes full of Pain People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain75% Passion58% Mysterious58% Anger25% Diamond Eyes25%

The Value Of A Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drink

When I Close My Eye's
When I close my eyes... I can see your face.. My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place.. I can feel your arms holding me tight.. I long to snuggle close and feel all my fears take flight.. I can see your smile.. Reminding me to be patient for just a little while.. I can feel your gentle touch.. Shivers run over my skin, I miss you so much.. I can see the love in your eyes for me.. Shining brightly where all who care to look can see.. I can feel your presence surrounding me..holding me..loving me.. And I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be.. I love you...

Bulletin A Friend Did 4 Me
This sweetheart is in this contest for a VIP Oct 2-8th please go by and comment bomb her to death she is the founder of the G-Spotters and she helps EVERYBODY level up esp to GODFATHER U just might need her help someday!! Just click her pic to get there (repost of original by 'Ms SeXy 69® !!' on '2007-10-04 12:44:07')

What Is Offensive?
Man, some of you guys in here are HARSH! Remind me not to get caught with ya in a dark ally. This is the thing. I know everyone here WANTS pic rating, comments, fans, new friends etc. So I posted a MUMM,bcus MORE ppl read and respond to them, than blogs or bulletins. I wanted to see if I posted the link to vote on a pic on another site to a mumm if it would be a problem. That was it. Just asked a question. In asking the question I even made it a point to say I would vote, rate, fan or even buy a drink for those that took the time to vote on my pic. A pic of the reef here in Hawaii shaped into a heart. Its a really neat pic that I thought would be fun to vote on. In returning gaining a new fan/friend/comments and ratings. This is what this site is about right? So as an incentive for voting that was my offer. I wanted to extend that offer to as many ppl as I could. Now you all need to realize if 100 of you vote, I am obligating myself to 100 ppl t oeither fan/rate or add. So why in the

Relationships
THE DARKNESS INSIDE makes me finally see! Every so often you have these evil feelings creep into your mind & you have to fight to hold them in check, because if you give into the darkness inside of yourself. I have learned a good lesson these last few months, that no one can hurt you emotionally if you don't let them get close enough to see your pain. At one time I thought I couldn't just be myself !! Then I came to an understanding that by me just becoming what ever woman I was hanging out with at the time wanted me to be then I am losing myself in the process and falling into the darkness inside of my already fragile mind. I also came to an understanding that I hang out with women more out of a need for companionship than out of a romantic or sexual need!! The women that I was hanging out with at the time thought that it was there duty to change me into boyfriend material and I didn't mind not knowing that this fed the darkness in my mind because I AM STILL HURT MENTALLY &

Sorry I Missed You.
I logged in around 11 and I had many visits to my profile along with rates, comments, etc. I could not get anything to load since I am on dialup, so I logged off. I am back in and fu said I have no alerts, which is bogus. I am sorry to all those that responded to my blast and I did not return the favor. I would have if fu had not erased my alerts.

I Promise
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our LOVE is my life

Once In Every Life Time
Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above, To make your life complete Who you can give your endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldom come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."

Do I Love You
You ask me if I love you, and I ask myself how to begin to share with you the feelings in my heart. You inspire in me a love so deep words cannot describe it, so powerful that it overwhelms my every thought. You ask me if I love you, and I wish there were a way you could just see into my soul and find the depth of passion, tenderness, and love that holds you closer to my heart than anyone or anything else. You ask me if I love you, and I look into the magic of your eyes and promise, "Yes I love you... I always will".

Gives A Push
This Is Too Good Not To Pass On! A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband. 'It is 3 o'clock in the morning.' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push!' 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!' His wife said, 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!' The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello. Are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes please!' comes the reply from the darkness. 'Where are you?' as

Friend And Lover
Because you are my love, I know the joy that comes from feeling closer to someone than I've ever felt before. Because you are my love, I know the passion of wanting to share everything I have, everything I am with you and only you. Because you are my friend, I know that I can count on you to hold my hand through the rough times and to be there to share the good times, too. Because you are my friend, I'll always have someone to make me smile; just when I need it most, to encourage me when I'm feeling confused or doubtful. And I know that I must be one of the luckiest people in the world to have someone like you- the perfect love, the perfect friend.

Contest Now Open
Who wants in? This contest is going to start very soon ------------------------------------------------- Any pic you want Contest This is a Bombing contest. It will run for 14 days. Try to keep your pic SFW, don't want you getting disqualified Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get 1 Stock Ticker 3rd place will get a Porsche or Corvette 4th place will get a Silver Motorcycle 5th place will get a Rolex Everyone that gets at least 1000 comments will get a platinum cherry. Everyone that enters will get a trophy. All contestants are strongly encouraged to bomb themselves. No drama will be tolerated. Play nice. All decisions by the judges will be final GOOD LUCK TO ALL Anyone interested in entering please message me with a link to your picture. You can use any pic that is on your page ----------------------

~prays Needed~
FRIENDS I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SISTER WHO IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. SHE IS TERMINALLY ILL WITH LARGE CELL NEUROINDOCHRINE CANCER (LUNG CANCER) SO PLEASE THOSE OF YOU WHO PRAY I ASK THAT YOU SEND OUT EXTRA PRAYERS ON HER BEHALF. HER NAME IS EVA. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS ALL. Christian Glitter by www.christianglitter.com

Sex
The Teabagging The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?" The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impre

Blah Fuck Blah
ok so here i sit in downtown waiting for nate to get off work ... so bored... just wish i actually had a good paying job so we can get internet .... so heres whats going on ..... my job at spirit halloween is fucking me over big time!!! The bitch of a boss finally put me on for more days...( only 4 this coming week) ..still only getting paid 7.25 an hour when everyone else is getting 7.35 me and my friend candi are the only ones... plus... found out that my boss hates me with a passion... (dont know what i did to her pregnat ass) but yet.... everything else seems to be looking up for me .. im still alive.. im eating somewat healthy... and cut back on smokes... but... for the weed thats still a consant!!!!!!!!!!! Well i must be going.. till next time stay up down and all around MCL V

Texas Sex
Texas Sex Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.' 'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy. 'What is it?' 'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds. Have A Great Day! Jim

Cyanide
Lady walks into a drug store and tells the male pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Be Honest
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? 1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU 2. I KISSED YOU: 3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU: 4. I STARTED SMOKING: 5. I SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU: 6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED: 7. I WAS DRUNK: 8. I LICKED YOU: 9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE: 10. I ASKED YOU OUT: 11.CHEAT ON YOU? 12.WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS OR RATHER TO BE MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY? 13. PERSONALITY: 14. EYES: 15. HAIR: 15. BODY: WOULD YOU? 16. BE MY FRIEND? 17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE? 18. KISS ME? 19. GO ON A DATE WITH ME? 20. KEEP IN TOUCH? 21. LICK ME? 23. DATE ME? 24. HAVE SEX WITH ME? HAVE YOU EVER? 25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 26. WANTED TO KISS ME? 27. WANTED TO BITE ME? 28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME? 29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME? 30. HAD A DIRTY DREAM OF ME? AND MORE! 31. WHO ARE YOU? 32. ARE WE FRIENDS? 33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET? 34. D

Drama
What the heck is wrong with people? Why do people feel the need to create more drama when everyone and I mean everyone has enough of it in their lives? Why stress yourself out over things that you do not need to stress out over. Why create a huge circus over things that are better left unsaid. Why hurt and burn others when you yourself need to keep skeletons locked away in a closet that is sure full by now. People are not perfect and deserve to have their own opinions. We are all human with feelings and emotions. We all deserve to be treated with respect. Why can't people learn to grow up and get a life instead of causeing fights over things that are so petty and stupied. Its called being a adult. This is fubar the online universe. But your real life is real. (well hopefully for some) Live in the here and now not some future that does not exist. Online is not living its just enjoying what little bit of time you have to goof off and fuck around. Its basically like a child with a toy whe

Lmao
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for L

...and That's How I Know You Are An Idiot.
Remember Frankenstein's monster? Remember what he said about fire? That's right. Fire bad. And yet you decided to wear some as a hat. Not too right. Ok, the fire was pretty damn bright. I stand corrected.

An Explanation
the reason i am not in the contest i got out. come to find out the pic the guy ripped for the contest. fubar marked it nsfw.. and u couldnt vote for me unless u were his friend. so i just got out all together. here is the pic that fubar rated nsfw.. tell me what u think??

What Do They Know
What Do They Know I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried. When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw him just today and his smile is still the same. He looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if he remembers me, It hasn't been that long. He may

Memories Lost
Locked away In this fragile state of mind Wondering when and if I will unwind. Memories fade While I struggle to grasp them Others remain Did those events really happen? I'll fight to the death To remember what's lost But I know not how Or at what cost.

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 4,2007
You're stymied by a big issue, but the best answer to that is to pull back and focus on life's small pleasures. Give it some time and you should find that a solution becomes obvious pretty soon.

Slow Tears
Slow Tears I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Hu$tler's Is Our Name!!
Have you ever met people in this world that just fit together? I never really met many people who fit with me. But recently I have met a number of people who just get me. We all accept each other for who we are and its good enough. Its not about what we can do for each other or what we have that the others want. We actually like and care about each other. Those people mean the world to me and I know how lucky I am to find them. Other than my Hu$tler Family there are maybe two people in this world that I care about, other than my kids. I just want to say to everyone of you members of my family, and you know who you are I LOVE YOU with everything that is in me. If you ever need anything you know im here for you. No matter what time it is or what it is. If its in my power I will do it and if its not I will help get it done!! Kat and Reese you are the other two people that this goes out to. You two know how special our friendship is. Lilly and Jay I dont have to tell you that you

Pill Time
So I'm off to run some "Erands" I used to eat alot of beans sometimes then switched to the blues Roxy 30's : ) Well I laid off for the most part but today said fuck it I stressin so I off a recomendation of a friend take 8 vic 10's suppose to feel like snotin 1 & 1/2 blues. So I get wired aww man! After bout 2 hrs. of that I decide some val 10's will take the edge off so 1 then I think what's that gonna do? so 2 more then 10 min.s later another 1. Now I am so mellow : ) tingly yeah it's aight : ) . But I think that's bout all I should do besides the bud here & there I been chief'n on all day : ) But it's hard tellin wit me I like to push it to that point where I take so many that I'm just at that point right before I'm to messed up & knod of just a lil. Oh that shit is tight : ) Just every once in a while tho! Like when I get fuckin STRESSED !!! Like today & the last couple aw fuckin days!

I'm Leveling People Today!!
Hi there!! I have the day off today and thought I would help people level up! Besides the fact that it will help me too! Just one thing..... Half the people I have helped level up, never even give a thank you. I don't expect anyone to return rates or comments, but a simple thank you would be appreciated. Anywayzzzzzzz, if you need help leveling, just let me know! Just please be within leveling range. Unlike me who needs WAY too many to level! LOL Muuaaahhhhh!!!!!

Explaining My Family!!
Ok I talk to alot of people about my different family members from the FU!! So here Im gonna lay it out for ya! My sister Lilly and My brother in law B My niece Jay My brother Ice My brother H@rdKnCk My sons Collectadot AKA Alden & Bulldog AKA Jesse My Aunt Shyy So far that is all of us!! I will update as we get new members. I love every member of my FU Family more than anything. I will be and have been there for every one of them. Hope that clears up a little of the confusion.

Please Check This Out....
Ok guys! I know how much you all like to rate pics! I have submitted one of my photos, creatively entitled "Look into my heart" in a photo contest. I would greatly appreciate if you cliked on the link below and rated this pic. ALthough you don't get FUBAR points, anyone who rates my pic I will leave a comment on your page or buy you a FUBAR drink! THANX!! Friends, Family, CoWorkers, and Associates please 'Rate My Photo' by going here: http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2406517

:( Screwed Up Again
I always hate to see a friend down, because I have fought my own battle with depression. And sometimes I just push to hard trying to make them laugh and feel better. I did that today and I feel really bad now. Sometimes I wish I knew when to shut up and stop being so screwed up

Transition(s)
Well, I’m done! Completely moved out. I do have to say it was tough. But could have been even tougher had it not been for a really cool housing manager. Now to continue tetrasizing the house I have moved into. Lots of stuff to store. Once that’s done, I really need to take down the pink and peach wallpaper that is in my bedroom. Granted, if I ever meet a woman and she would enter my bedroom, that means she will have looked past the fact that I have children from a previous marriage, am living with 4 dogs, 5 cats and 4 females (2 adult and 2 minors), I think she can look past my having pink and beige walls. Now, to get some beer. 

I Want To Say Sorry
i have offended someone on here and i am sad that i have done this and i want to know what i have to do tmake things up to him.you know who you are just let me know and i will try andsort things so you will speak to me again as im so sad now

Broken Dreams
no good byes he's crawling behind a dumpster for cover signs the cross looks to the sky tell mother i love her baby brother this for you loads his clips and breath's deep screams fuck the world stands up and blazes his heat step on his feet took 2 rounds to his chest bloody mess down to his knee's to breath his last bloody breath he wasnt blessed just confused to death

Wanna Know About Me? Here Ya Go!
Full Name:: Shai !!! Birthday:: 1 December, 1983 Birthplace:: Ft Worth TEXAS!!!! Eye Color:: honey/green Hair Color:: Good Question, let me get back to ya! Height:: 5' 8" Weight:: you NEVER ask a girl that! What's wrong with you? Right handed or Left handed?: Right Your Heritage:: I'm a Bitza! Bits of this, bits of that... My Worst Habit:: I'm overly sensitive Zodiac Sign:: sagitarius Shoe Size:: 8 Pants Size:: expensive! Innie or Outie?: Innie The Shoes You Wore Today:: Flip flops! Your Weakness:: Hot WOMEN Your Fears:: I don't like creepy-crawlies Your Perfect Pizza:: Onion, green pepper and olives! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::success with my site Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Don't use it much...sorry Thoughts First Waking Up:: It's getting dark already???? Your Best Physical Feature:: My eyes Your Bedtime:: around noon! Your Most Missed Memory:: If I missed it, how could it still be a memory?! MY FAVORITES Favorite colo

Ladies
who here agress with me on here that girls should have more respect for them selfs that makes us look bad ive been asked when you gonna put some up im not i dont believe in that its wrong i have to much repect for my self who on here has respect for theirselfs

For You Jay
This Blog is for my baby, to tell him how much i love him and I'm always gonna be here for ya hun!!! Be careful over there, and when you come back, we'll be together!! No Mountains too high, for you to climb All you have to do is have some climbing faith, oh yeah No rivers too wide, for you to make it across All you have to do is believe it when you pray And then you will see, the morning will come And everyday will be bright as the sun All of your fears cast them on me I just want you to see... I'll be your cloud up in the sky I'll be your shoulder when you cry I'll hear your voices when you call me I am your angel And when all hope is gone, I'm here No matter how far you are, I'm near It makes no difference who you are I am your angel I'm your angel I saw the teardrops, and I heard you cry All you need is time, seek me and you shall find You have everything and you're still lonely It doesn't have to be this way, let me show you a better day And t

I Wish I Had
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... IT'S 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft e yes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of

Remember The Original Hollywood Squares?
You remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose

Military Wife Basher Exposed
I want to appologize for some low life not having nothing better to do with his life. A man from Woodstock Ga has created a profile using my pics for some kind of sick twisted kick and I have been forwarded this information. I am sorry for him attacking either you, this country, or our soldiers. I am a veteran and have a son in rotc hoping to be a pilot, and by no means do I not support our troops. Whoever this person is gets his kicks attacking soldiers pages and military wives, and using my pics to hide behind, let us please get rid of him by blocking the yellow coward. It is up to all of us, my friends, my fans, and my family to come together and get rid of people like this, please go to my bulletins and repost and lets get the word out. I extend my friendship, and hope as such you will take whatever action you feel is best. please repost if you feel others may need to know. Keith this is the profile I had sent to me using my pics SexyBeyotch@ fubar and here is the re

Lord; Now What !?!
To all the ‘been there, done that’ people ----------- God is good, Amen! February tenth, two thousand and three a date to always remember for me, I praise the Lord, He was here that day watching over and protecting us all the way, At 6:45 AM we started off to Portland in our car when the Lord proved Himself after going not that far, my son wasn’t to go, but the Lord changed his mind. Then ten miles from Winston—car trouble-- & right on time so turn around, head back—cell phone rings, now what’s wrong? “Hello; well we’re on our way back home”—“don’t bother; it’s on fire & going strong”. As we arrive, I watch it burn and wonder, now where do we go I look around; I look up, & say God from here on only You know. Then it hits me, even in such a divesting time after receiving the call, the car was now running fine, the Lord was there, and had it all planned out my family is unhurt & alive, it’s all because of Him, I have no doubt, all of my worldly belongings went u

Best Friends
I discovered I don't have one...well a female one. My hubby is by far my best friend and will always know more than anyone else ever will most likely...but it would be nice to have a female that I could get kinda close to. I ran across the profile of a guy that...to be crass...I would fuck just to say I did if I were single and I was going to share it with the chick I talk to most when I realized she just wouldn't appreciate it...he looked better than most movie vampires and she's not really into all that. Thats a huge part of me...hard to be best friends with someone who can't at least appreciate these parts. I'm actually getting to the point where I'd like to reach out and find someone (who is at least mildly stable because I have a friend who does appreciate very much the same things as I but she is PSYCHO..I never know when she's going to turn on me or be my friend) that I could drop a line like that on out of the clear blue. Would be nice.

Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A School Employee If . . .
You might be a school employee if.... .... you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. .... you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off. .... it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered. ....you can tell if it's a full moon or if it is going to rain, snow, hail....anything! And without ever looking outside!! .... you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card. .... you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today." ... when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior. .... you have no social life between August and June. .... you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reprodu

Why Can We Not Get Points?
Last time I checked, we are all adults here on the Fu, so why is it that when it comes to adult oriented material that we are being penalized so to speak by not getting points for rating others pics and/or recieving points for having our own rated/commented on? Is it such a terrible thing th award points just like non nsfw photos? What would the harm be? Is it that the owners, who by the way I give props to for keeping this site up and running so well, want to keep Fubar from becoming just anouther porn site? If so then I do respect that, but knowing the people that I do that frequent this site, I have faith in the people here that it would not get to that point. I know that this has been brought up time and time again,I just feel like.....and this is only my opinion....that since we are all adults, we should be able to get the points we all so love and desire no matter what the content of the picture.

Redneck Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS-SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER." SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY."

Seized At Gunpoint For Looking At Cops
Seized At Gunpoint For Looking At Cops ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 04 Oct 2007, 18:34 Disabled men entered onto terrorism database indefinitely after detention and questioning Two disabled men from Bournemouth, England were seized from a pub at gunpoint by police under the terrorism act, taken to the local police station and questioned for 45 minutes after one of them opened his mail and the other looked at a police officer. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/041007Seized.htm

Your Special Gift
This one won me the nomination for poet of the year of 2004/2005 To all who adopts special children God has blessed you with a special gift, one of which no-one else can give. There is no comparison in all the world, as the love and joy from a little girl. She doesn’t come with instructions, but things to remember; She is your mirror, so be careful what you teach her, She is your voice, so think about what you say, She walks in your footsteps, so watch that you never stray. God has blessed you with the best on earth, He molded it into life with just a little bit of dirt, with oxygen, water and an image of Himself, such beautiful work is too special to be left on a shelf. God knows this masterpiece is in real good hands, that is why He chose YOU from all over the lands. He knows you will cherish her and give her lots of love, that is why He gave you this special gift from heaven above. LSR 10 June 2002 Author’s Comments: “This poem was written to one

Do Not Call List
Do Not Call list about to expire Restrictions that keep telemarketers from pestering you at home could end as early as next summer -- unless you register your phone number again. By Liz Pulliam Weston Humorist Dave Barry got it absolutely right when he called the federal Do Not Call list "the most popular federal concept since the Elvis stamp." There's no red-state, blue-state divide on the list, which prohibits telemarketers from bothering folks who have registered their phone numbers. Republican or Democrat, Libertarian or Green Party member, everybody detests telemarketers -- except, of course, telemarketers themselves, who were just about the only voices in opposition to the list's creation. The numbers speak for themselves: 10 million phone numbers were registered within four days of the list's opening on June 27, 2003. 30 million numbers were signed up within 40 days. 63 million were registered in the list's first year. Currently, 149 million phone numbers

An Old Italian Man
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That'

Help Me Please Everyone!!!
HELP! THIS GUY IS LEAVING FUBAR, HE'S BEEN HERE A LONG TIME AND HASN'T GOTTEN PAST LEVEL "3" !!! HE'S HELPED OUT OTHERS, MADE FRIENDS AND FANS TO MANY BUT NOW HE'S IN DISPAIR AND HAS NOW TAKEN DOWN ALL HIS PICS AND STUFF, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WE ALL (MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY) CAN DO TO GET HIM TO STAY, COME ON GUYS HELP ME.... POUND HIM WITH COMMENTS.... RATE THE HELL OUT OF HIS PROFILE... DO WHATEVER....PLEASE!!!! LET'S KEEP HIM HERE AT FUBAR!!! buck2@ fubar

37 Things Girls Dont Know (fits Me) Had To Blog It
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll ob

Love!!!
You know was a short time ago i said i would never give love a second chance...Well i did and it has been the most beautiful and yet the most painful experience of my life..I thought what I had then was love and was hurt, walking away was easy but painful, but was able to do it with great ease so there for i don't call it true love....Then when you have someone come into your life and they become your best friend and someone you think you can count on for anything good or bad and you find yourself not being able to explain your feelings or why you have fallen so deeply for them, You just know that they are the one you want to spend the rest of your life with...Then to find that your own insecurities creep up and you end up pushing them away...Losing thier faith is the worst thing you can do, I can't even fathom the thought of it being worse then the pain you feel when that special someone tell you they love you but want you to leave them alone for awhile or the silence because they are

I Havent Laughed This Hard In Soooooo Long
Stun gun ....... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a 'pocket Taser' for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Cindy. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately,

Silly Little Grammar Lesson
A friend and I were discussing commonly misspelled words. It isn't meant to pick on anybody or make fun of them. I think there are a lot of people who just don't know. So we compiled a list. Some of these we know people do it on purpose...it just gets on our nerves. lol Feel free to add anything you'd like. Since not sence. Sense also but that's for the 5 senses..taste, smell, hearing, seeing and touching. Tomorrow not tomarrow. Freedom not freadom. There's something called an apostrophe. It looks like this.. ' please try using it once in awhile. Words like you're, can't, don't, and won't. You're not ur or your is you are saying you are. I know it's slang but it's one that gets on our nerves lol Their, there and they're are used in the wrong ways all of the time also. They're is they are. They're going to come over and see me soon. Their is used like this.. My breasts had minds of their own. lol There...well, you should know by now. I got it from over the

If You Dont Know By Now...
then you should! shes one of the GREATEST gals I met here! Shes got 112k to level and Im runnin on time to get her there... can ya help me out a bit? she got plenty of stash and pics to rate.. or just fan and friend her if you aint already! ωιѕђƒuΊ♥tђιŋЌιŋg@ fubar

The True Meaning Of Family
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil the

Awwwwwww
so as you can see, I'm sad. I posted a personal ad on myspace, as i've done in the past, except for this time I got a TON of feedback.... it was like 5 guys every day for over a week! Now of course most of them were automatic rejections, but it was so nice getting all the attention! There were a few I had narrowed down to. One of which, Travis, I have already met and in fact we hang out quite frequently. He lives in town, yay, is very very sweet and affectionate, but I'm not at all attracted to him... rather redneck, at least in voice. He has been growing on me lately though, so he's not completely out of the picture, and has so far been a good friend The one I was MOST interested in was Brennon. He's in Richmond, so not toooo far, but not close either. He's drop dead gorgeous, beautiful, mesmerizing.... god... He was such a perfect gentleman too! Didnt say a damn thing about sex for at least a couple days, and we had very nice conversations, he thought I was very bea

Things Most Dont Know About Me.
1) cooking is my passion. dream of being a chef 2) i can fit my fist in my mouth 3) ive volunteered off and on since i was 13. 4) i would like to be a csi or forensic pathologist 5) i am 2nd of 5 children 6) i have played the piano and flute 7) i can sing and want to be in a band 8) ive taken ceramics, gymnastics, cheerleading, tap, and ballet lessons 9) I know some Spanish and Gujarati 10) I know some sign language to be continued....

Lol Horoscope For Today
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For October 4,2007 You've got a lot on your mind right now, especially when it comes to home and family, though you may not feel able to organize your thoughts very well. That's fine -- things should make sense soon! aint this the truth!

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a

Defenseless
I can't seem to stop me. My feelings are rising from my skin. It hurts me, but it's tempting. I think I want to be broken. There is nothing that can make me suppress my feelings. I'm trying so hard not to act. But I want to, and I not holding back. The images in my mind. The heat that's building inside. It's about time, that I choose what I wanna do. I love my body, and it's privacy. But there's a part of me, that is weakening all my senses. I'm defenseless. But I don't care. You don't know just how much my body wants to be touched. You don't know how desperate I am for my body to get hot from another's skin. To be hot like I've never been. I can control me for another day. Or at least try. Or take a risk, and go out to play. There is no question why. I love my body, and it's privacy. But there's a part of me, that is weakening all my senses. I'm defenseless. But I don't care. I use to feel guilty when I felt this way. But I don't care anymore. No. I am

Proverbs By First Graders:
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6- year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.......................... until they stop running. 2. Strike while the............................. bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before.................... Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of............. termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but............ how? 6. Don't bite the hand that..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is................................... impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................... Mister. 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math. 10.

A True 9/11 Budweiser Story
How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001 ...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their

The Way I Roll
you all know me by now and know i am a reasonable man but why is it so hard for me to find a new al-anon sponcer? i have asked all my friends but it looks like i have fair weather ones becase they say they could not do it. i say i would do anything for a trusted friend. all i can say is there are a couple who i owe money to and the might as well kiss it goodbye!

Normal Day At Work
* Customer: "I am getting a 'Page Cannot Be Displayed' message." * Tech Support: "Ok, let's try our home page." * Customer: "That worked." * Tech Support: "Ok, let's try another page like www.cnn.com." * Customer: "That worked too." * Tech Support: "I don't see any problems then." * Customer: "Well I tried that page I was trying, and it did it again." * Tech Support: "What's the site's address?" * Customer: "(address).com." * Tech Support: "Hmmm. It looks like the site is down." * Customer: "Yeah, I know it is. Can you fix it now, please?" * Tech Support: "It's not one of our sites, so we can't fix it." * Customer: "What do you mean you can't fix it? You are my Internet provider. You should be able to fix it." * Tech Support: "No, we cannot. We do not own that site." * Customer: "Let me speak to your supervisor. You're just stupid and trying to brush me off."

10-04-07
thats right there are back my horoscope and my comments on them. it's been too long since I did this. You need to slow way down and focus on what you need to get done. It could be that you're heading in the wrong direction, but that doesn't mean you can't change course in the very near future. Kinda prophetic if you ask me. I wonder what this is pertaining to? Hell is out of my life, but there is still some nasty business to attend to with her when I find her again. (she only thinks she is good at hiding) Could mean almost anything. Remember kiddies take care, stay FUBARed!

Poem
the moonlight can seem so eerie at times staring deep into the endless curiousty of man's ability to lose himself in thoughts that maybe we can touch what makes us wild given a choice i would rather become wild then to dream and end up at a point where the wilderness itself is no more burned to the ground ashs all around forget about you if only for awhile but i'll always remember the way you made me smile what is it like to dream? hard to recall pictures of fragmented memories sounds that play through a hall one more step and i will fall will daylight ever come

Multiple Sclerosis Is A Complex Disease
My son has ms trying to figure out a bit more about it!!! 1. What is multiple sclerosis? Multiple sclerosis (MS) is an unpredictable, often disabling disease of the central nervous system — the brain and spinal cord. The disease attacks the protective myelin covering of the central nervous system, causing inflammation and often destroying the myelin in patches. In its most common form, MS has well defined attacks followed by complete or partial recovery. The severity of MS, progression and specific symptoms cannot be predicted at the time of diagnosis While it is most often diagnosed in young adults, aged 15 to 40, we know that it affects children, some as young as two years old. The impact is felt by family, friends and by the community. MS is unpredictable, affecting vision, hearing, memory, balance and mobility. Its effects are physical, emotional, financial, and last a lifetime. There is no cure. Did you know ... Canadians have one of the highest rates of multiple

What Is A Pagan?
I didn't write this, but this is a pretty decent description: Pagan 101 What is a Pagan? A Pagan is a person who believes that everything has a soul or spirit. This is called Animism, and all Pagan religions share this belief. Rivers, animals, rocks, trees, land are all filled with there own unique spirits for people who are Pagans. Traditionally, Christians believe that only humans have souls or spirits. Many environmentally conscious Christians today share the belief with Pagans that all forms of life have a soul. Pagans see the divine spirit in all life, as do some members of other religions. Is there more than One Pagan Religion? There are hundreds of different Pagan Religions. Some of the best known Pagan religions are Buddhism, Shintoism, Native American Religions, Hinduism, Taoism, Wicca, Druidism, Asatru, Shamanism, Neo-Paganism and Eclectic Paganism. Is Paganism a Cult? No, Paganism is a major World Religion, with many branches. More people on Earth are Pa

Vicks Vaporub
VICKS VAPORUB...TRY IT, IT WORKS I wish I'd known this when my family was young during winter Colds and coughs. I am going to try it myself. Share with young Parents. Isn't life strange. When we had a lecture on Essential Oils, They told us how the foot soles can absorb oils. Their example: Put Garlic on your feet and within 20 minutes you can 'taste' it. Some of us have used Vicks Vaporub for years for everything From chapped lips to sore toes and many body parts in between. But I've never heard of this. And don't laugh, it works 100% of the Time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who Discovered it) aren't sure why. To stop night time coughing in a child (or adult as we found Out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the Feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, Deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for Many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more Effective in child

For Jolene To Cheer Her Up
There's a problem, But it won't be solved tonight, alone. Only love can help us now. Some things wrong, But we have something so right, Nothing can stand in its way. Refrain In my arms, Tonight you'll find the peace you seek. Tonight you'll find the love you need. In my arms, Just get support when you are weak. Just give in to what you feel. In the only place where we belong: In each others' arms. You feel worthless, Like every thing you do is wrong. Let me show you the truth. Feel your worth. Feel the way you make me. Just come to me, sweetest love. We can't be rational forever. Not everything makes sense. Sometimes we just have to give in to love, And trust That everything will be alright. Don't be afraid. I'll protect and save you. My life, my love, I'm yours

Go Vote For Bruno Ranieri
Hello I don't know if you know this or notbut I have been nominated as favorite new male vocalistat New Country Star, I sure could use your help, by voting every hourand reposting the bulletins on it, and spreading the word, please give my friendsthe Ridler Brothers some support as well they are up for favorite new bandThank You ,Bruno Raniericlick on link below, add it to your page , for a quick vote every hour

Poem
pleasure in pain ink to the brain mind remains shaded stains black drops of rain needle to the vain forever the same addicted to the pain without a name with its world wide fame still can't blame pain without a name

Legs
Mmmmmmm ... I just shaved my legs in the shower this morning. I am wearing a short skirt and after I scratched an itch on my calf I have to say I became a bit aroused. My legs are VERY smooth. I put a new blade in my razor and it really made a difference. Hmmmmm.... I think I will hike up my skirt a bit and run my finger nails across the inside of my thighs. OMG... that feels so good. Oh oh... I grazed a very sensitive area higher up my legs. Oh oh... watch out tonight honey... you are in for a tongue lashing all over. Ok... I better stop doing that. My nipples are getting stiff and very hard and I am at work and there are patients near by. I need to be professional in appearance. But what they don't know what is going on in my head is none of their business.... LOL

My Tattoo :)
Tomorrow I get my tattoo done! I just saw the guy and he has the drawing done. He had put in two snakes not one, and the sword tips were too short, but I told him what I wanted and he's all good with that. He said max three hours or less in the chair and he'll charge 100 an hour so that'll be good too :) I'll get it done tomorrow morning at 11 and I have to be at work by 3. I said I'd like black and grey shading and he said those look the best because colored ones can be somewhat cartoonish otherwise. I'm done to 23 hours til I get it done woohoo!

Trust
i have always wondered if i should still try and trust ppl that keep wanting to act like they want to hurt me. I love this person but i feel as if trusting is another issue... i dont know maybe i make to much out of nothing... or maybe its just cause i dont want life to be a non trusting place.... anyway... still trying to figure out if trust is something i should worry about or just fuck and let life be as it is...

Why?
Why do we judge eachother on appearance without learning who the person is? Because we live in a shallow society. You see someone that's very good looking and assume they're perfect, but then they turn out to be the biggest asshole you ever met. You see someone that looks desheveled and assume they're a jerk, but then they turn out to be the sweetest person ever, kinda like me. Why do we let the media make us believe these stereotypes causing us to miss out on getting to know someone great just because they look a certain way? Why? Does anyone know? I don't think anyone ever will. - Julian L

#2
Now, this chick is a wanker for two reasons. 1 - she actually believes that the term "alien" when referring to immigrants to a country is a racist term. And 2. She blocked me from her shit for pointing that fact out to her. I guess I'm just a big racist Nazi bastard...

Him-gone With The Sin
I love your skin oh so white I love your touch cold as ice And I love every single tear you cry I just love the way you're losing your life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are So gone with the sin my Darling I adore the despair in your eyes I worship your lips once red as wine I crave for your scent sending shivers down my spine I just love the way you're running out of life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are So gone with the sin my Darling

Being Honest
If you’re not going to be honest, don’t take this survey. 1. Where is the last place you held hands? lol in my room 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? for a while... i know how to shoot a gun... 3. Do you sleep with the TV on? if I'm taking a nap 4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? ewww no ... i hate milk 5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? we never had one 6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends? we went the whole summer 7. Are you a fast typer? yup and a pretty good one i think 8. Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes I am 9. Do you like someone right now? starts with a C 10. What ended your last relationship? hmmm... lack of communication I wanted something true 12. Do you knock on wood? yup 13. Are you drinking anything right now? no 14. Do you think you’re smart? no... 15. Have you ever eaten a bug? no 16. Do you miss someone right now? friends... and him..

Take My Hand
Are you troubled, burdened, blue? Take my hand. I've been troubled, too, I understand. Where you've fallen, once I fell -- Let me help the clouds dispel -- Take my hand. Others helped when I was weak, Took my hand, Helped me face toward the peak, Helped me stand. What they did, now let me do -- Pass the kindness on to you. Someday you'll help others, too. Take my hand. -- Author Unknown

Bored In My Cubicle
sometimes at work, nothing is going on, so my mind and hands start to wander. I was sitting at my desk, looking at this girl in front of me, long red hair, cute smile and gorgeous breasts. Her name is Denice. Denice likes to wear clothes that exentuate her form, short, tight skirts, and very low cut tops and often, nothing underneath. one afternoon, not much was happening in the queue, i found my self imagining what denice tastes like. i felt my pants get tight and my mouth began to water. i slid my hand over my pants and started squeezing myself, staring at her seemingly effortless beauty. I knew this would not be enough, i looked around to make sure no one could see, when i was certain, I undid my zipper, and slid my hand inside. i started stroking my now extremely had cock inside my pants, unable to get a good rythym going, i pulled it out. i got a little limp from the uncertainty, but i then refocussed my attention on Denice, that helped alot. I was rubbing a

Hot Boy Playing With Himself ... For Hot Ladies Only!
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:

Nothing To Report...
I'm writing a blog because there's nothing happening in my life. I mean sure there's the occasional driving lesson taking me further and the maths lessons helping me to get qualified for jobs that I'm never gonna do anyway... As the High Priest of the cunnilingus appreciation society (started as a group on facebook) I've been quite cut off from my favoured pastime as I've declined the company of ladies for the sake of my music and my hobbies. A nerdy thing to do but I'm not fussed right now, hell I'm already living proof that anyone can get their card stamped, don't really need much more claim to fame anyway (except being in a top metal band) so the world's the oyster really for a geek like myself. Though saying that, a friend so articulately told me: "Ohhhh I bet if little miss perfect goffik lady came and sat on your patrick that opinnion may just change slightly lol" Well yeah, thanks dude, I'm sure that's true. Though for now I'd be happy just to get a vocalist and a drummer for

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Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP, My name is Kevin. I am 44, and I am neither a member of your organization nor a resident of Atlanta . Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came across a printed interview with you in which you proclaimed that the actions taken against Michael Vick were racially motivated, and it compelled me to write. Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities . But, Dr. White, you are a dumb fuck. Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one thing people don't stand for,regardless of race, it's killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you are a dumb fuck. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, y

So Sad
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa

New Friends
I've spent a lot of time on the internet and have tried all the other,so called friend sites. None of them come close to having the class of people I have met since being on FUBAR. I can't even come close to expressing the love and admiration I have for you people! If it were possible to wrap my arms around all of you and thank you from the bottem of my heart for accepting me here, I would. I want to send all my affections to you all and I guess this is s of doing it! If you read this blog, Know that it is ment for you.

Forgive Your Enemies; Nothing Annoys Them More
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 3, 2007 9:35 PM Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more. Forgiveness is the way to true health and happiness. To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your life you need to be aware that you need to think healthy, wealthy, and successful thoughts twenty-four hours a day and cancel all negative, destructive, fearful and unhappy thoughts. These two types cannot coexist if you want to share in the abundance that surrounds us all. The best secret to staying healthy mind and body is not to mourn over the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live for the present moment. Today is your day. You can't control tomorrow nor change yesterday. You can learn from yesterday and that can change today and tomorrow for the better. You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you. Try to let go of all those bad memories. Learn and grow fr

Last Turn
Last Turn I shift into reverse, check my rear view mirror, let out the clutch and press the gas. Freedom. That’s what I need. I drive around the corner and see my target. It’s this windy road that crawls up to the top of a mountain. We call it Dread Way. “You’ll be dreading every minute on the way up to the top.” That’s what we tell all the new kids in town. On the very top of the mountain there is an open field, popular for parties. I squeal my tires and start heading up. I set the bottle down beside the picture frame. The sunset peered through the brown liquid. Every time the taste makes me gasp. I glance down at the picture. Two guys with their arms draped over each other’s shoulders. Smiles cover both their faces. I could get into my car right now, drive up Dread Way and end all this. Just speed up the god for sakein’ mountain. Just keep my wheels going around and around in a circle, until the last turn. I hated that mountain, every time I went up there I was scared. O

My Pamphlet
My Pamphlet My pamphlet would not change the world, nothing will, but it would make a few people think about the world they decided to cover themselves in. My pamphlet would ask questions and give answers but will not stop the world in its tracks of insanity. It will not stop world hunger or wars. My pamphlet will be a logical to others or myself who maybe insane and understand the ways a few people think about situations. As you look in a mirror, what would you change? A lot I’m sure. Through the centuries bodies have changed and maybe you are in need of a tune up or a total body make over? A new color, new head lights, and new everything? That’s what my car was thinking as we drove by the car dealership. Poor thing thinks she’s not good enough to be out on the road. But to me she’s perfect and a great ride if you know what I mean? Ever met someone so stupid that you feel like slapping them? I once was watching this show on TV and they asked people how many stars are on the Amer

Essay: The Way We Lie
Essay: The Way We Lie Ignoring Plain Facts I believe this is stupidity at it’s best. If you see the facts and the truth and you choose to ignore them, what’s wrong with you? I see this all the time and it just makes me angry. For one example: our President chooses not to believe in global warming, that it’s not real and nothing is going to happen. Well, he has many scientists telling him the opposite. That is just ignorance. When a mother sees signs of her husband abusing their children and ignores them. That’s just sick. She knows he gets violent and sees the bruises all over the child’s body. Quick question, what kind over person is she then? When you are arguing or debating with someone and you bring out the history book to prove to that person that they in fact, bless all the corn in Nebraska, are wrong. They usually make up some other excuse or say that they missed spoke or maybe, this is my favorite, the people who actually wrote this particular history book maybe got

How To Make Your Life Easier
How to Make Your Life Easier Ever get fed up with life and want to change it? But you don’t know how right? Well let me tell you something, if you follow these simple steps I can help you turn everything around just for you. Step One: Skip work. Simple yet productive. Work is a real drag and can sometimes out you in a foul mood. When take a day off without being sick you may feel a minor twinge of guilt. Don’t worry it’s a small side effect. No reason to go running to your boss and tell them you have lied. Just chill and breathe, once the guilt is gone, do whatever you want when you want. This is called “freedom”. Tip: When skipping work it’s a good idea not to drive pass or go into your place of employment at any circumstances. Step Two: Make rude hand gestures to anyone who upsets you while driving. Honk the horn a couple times and call them every name in the book. It may seem childish or immature but this is what I like to call “releasing the drivers demons”. A great

Novel Review2
Novel Review The book I read was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Though this book may appear to only be about the 1960’s and 1970’s and their drug culture, I believe there is more meaning behind this novel. That it’s person’s wish to find the “American Dream” where money runs the world and wanting to be better then you are. The characters in the book revolve around two men. Mister Duke and his attorney. These men encounter many types of strange characters through out the novel, or encounter many normal characters and they are the strange ones. Duke is a “doctor of journalism” who works for a magazine. His attorney is with him everywhere he goes. They are both heavily into drugs and alcohol. He attorney helps Duke get out of things for free throughout their trip and helps Duke talk his way out of trouble. Both are there for each other when the other looses his mind. The plot and setting starts in LA where Duke and his attorney are in a bar when there i

Deep Love
I’ve gone too many days without you here to say “I love you.” I want you to know I miss your touch, your scent, your voice. I want you here to whisper in my ear. Whisper how much you love me. Without you I feel so empty and my days have become long and hopeless. I have no forward motion. I am only walking aimlessly on this highway they call Love. I just wish you were here to share my newly discovered feelings. Love that runs so deep, I wish for you here with me every night As I push my way into a dream of you that seems way too real. I want to feel your touch again, hear your soft whispers in the wind. I want you to play with my hair again. I want your warm touch and how we used to sleep together as the day ended. How you held me to your chest, Running your fingers through my hair until we both fell asleep. There we would lie in each other’s arms. I miss how you made me feel so safe, even after a terrible nightmare. Sometimes in the dark of the night, even as you slep

A Quick Welcome
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Males Self-image
Males Self-image Did you know that men make up approximately ten percent of anorexics? Twenty percent of bulimics? Fifty percent of binge eaters? Men suffer from the same self-image problems that women do everyday. The media affects men the same way it affects women, it shows how men are suppose to look like just like women. Men suffer from all the same eating disorders as women do and also suffer from the same sterotyping, there are a lot of differences between men and women but there is a lot is the same. People always concentrate on the way the media effects women but it also affects men as well. Eating disorders are also commonly associated with women, but in reality the ratio between women and men for eating disorders has narrowed down for 19-1 to 9-1. The media affects men in many ways. How they are supposed to dress, act, and body image. Body image has a lot meaning in men’s lives. Society’s main idea of the male body has to do with what is popular at the given time (Wienk

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Days Last Run
Days Last Run The sun scorch my bare skin on my legs, while the rest of my body was hidden underneath my favorite tree in the park. The oak tree’s branches went for miles and miles, with the greenest leaves and the darkest bark. I struggled as I put my right hand, all bandage up and swollen, in my pocket and reach for a cigarette. Two girls not much older than I, pass by as I light my cigarette. They glare at me as if I was some disgusting insect slimming around their feet trying to crawl on them. I breathe in the smoke and exhale with satisfaction. I see my partner walking towards me from the left. I quickly stumble up to greet him. “What’s the news?” I ask eagerly He just smiled at me. “We won.” “What are you saying?” “They’re done. We control them.” He said simply “We won? God we won!” 2 hours earlier. I sat there alone waiting. Chewing a piece of gum slowly. The cold of the air conditioner was blowing on the back. I sit in the isolated bathroom. Whit

Rape Scam
I don’t know about this, but passing on anyway. Feel free to comment......JC Please pass on to all your girlfriends, wives, etc. Just to be on the safe side. Sunday afternoon around 5 PM I headed into the Target in Wheaton , IL where Crime is VERY RARE and mostly it is with bikes being stolen!! It was still light outside and I parked fairly close to the entrance. As I got out of my car and began walking towards Target, an older lady shouted to me from the passenger seat of a car about 30 feet away from me. 'Ma'am you must help me, help me please, help me Ma'am!' I looked at her in the eyes and started to walk towards her when all of a sudden I remembered an EMAIL my Mom had sent me a week or two ago about rapists and abductions using elder people to lure women in. I paused, memorized the license plate and immediately headed into Target to get a mana ger to come help this lady, just in case something was up. While the woman manager headed out there, I kept a

Charges Dropped In Sherry Enema Death
ANGLETON, Texas, Oct. 3, 2007 (AP) Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning. Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday. Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas. Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.

Centerpiece
Centerpiece We first met a year ago. It was a blind date that our good friend set up and it was love and hate at first sight. He was the bad ass guy I’ve always dreamed about. Working in a steel mil, always wearing leather, riding around in a beat up truck. He was like one of those gorgeous guys you watch in the movies. He told me he loved me and I said the same. We moved in together after two months. I did leave once, but he promised to stop and I came back and it was a fight ever since. I was punished for leaving. I could barely walk, but that didn’t concern him. The oak table made a glare from the sun. The table where we used to sit together. The centerpiece was made up of fake orange flowers and glittered apples. The color of the vase was tinted yellow. But the sun made it look red. He bought it for me on our 8-month anniversary. I jumped when I heard the truck door slam shut. “Oh god, this place is a mess.” I pushed my bangs out of the way. “Hurry Mary, hurry.” Too l

Silver Girl
Silver Girl Friday night, waiting for the bus to come in, I watch the lady I love sit down on the bench, out of breath. She smiles at me and I stare at her. How can she just decide to up and leave like this? She would be leaving me, our apartment, even our cat behind. Just from a phone call? My mind wanders back to yesterday. Thursday morning eleven o’clock, I woke up to find Melissa out of bed, on the phone in the kitchen. I brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, and put on my eyeliner perfect. I stumbled in the kitchen and reached for the coffee. She had this cheery voice talking on the phone with some woman. She was speaking loud enough I could catch what was going on. Something about being found and becoming a star. When she hung up she was glowing. She told me that in Hollywood there was an opening on some soap, and the director wanted her to come and audition. I smiled and hugged her. I was happy for her. This is what she wanted. What kind of person would I be if I weren’t behind

Please Come Home Soon!
SHEDAISY LYRICS "Come Home Soon" I put away the groceries And I take my daily bread I dream of your arms around me As I tuck the kids in bed I don't know what you're doin' And I don't know where you are But I look up at that great big sky And I hope you're wishin' on that same bright star I wonder, I pray [Chorus:] And I sleep alone I cry alone And it's so hard livin' here on my own So please, come home soon (Come home soon) I know that we're together Even though we're far apart And I'll wear our lucky penny 'round my neck Pressed to my heart I wonder, I pray [Repeat Chorus] I still imagine your touch It's beautiful missing something that much But sometimes love needs a fighting chance So I'll wait my turn until it's our turn to dance I wonder, I pray I sleep alone I cry alone Without you this house is not a home So please, come home soon I walk alone I try alone I'll wait for you, don't want to die alone So please, com

Husband Had Lung Surgery Yesterday!
Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly

Novel Review
Novel Review The novel I chose to read was “A Million Little Pieces” by James Frey. My opinion of the novel is the structure and meaning behind the book is wonderful. Though there has been brought up that parts of the novel are not true, the moral behind the story hit me hard. Through this novel you meet many characters. The main character and narrator is the author James Frey. You also meet his love interest, Lilly, his parents, and his best friend, Leonard, and many more. This book is about a man, James, and his addiction to drugs and alcohol. He details in the story about his time in rehab and recovering. The effectiveness of this story is huge. It will touch the lives of anyone who has an addiction to anything and you can realize there is always hope. Through out this novel it develops from James’ most horrible, rock bottom point and shows the time line of recovery. The roles of the people in the story are real drug and alcohol addicts in rehab and them dealing with their situa

30,000 Comments Please Help
Hey all if you please can come and give me a hand here on this giveaway its been along time since i mentioned anything about it so please be a pal and give me a hand you help me i help you remeber its only fair.

Father's Will
Father's Will “This load has to be delivered by noon. You understand?” “Yeah.” “Listen to me you little prick, I don’t need your bad ass attitude around here.” My boss, a fat, round red face, small feet, with a beer gut from hell, is like my father I wish never I had. I glared at him, and he shuffled off. Everyone around here treats me like a punk kid. I walked into the garage; glad I’m not going to be stuck in here all day. The smell of oil flows into me. It was going to be a very hot day today. I had 100 miles to travel to deliver this “load.” Drugs actually. Drug pusher they call me. I prefer “Remedy Supplier.” We traveled in white hauling trucks. Equipped with nothing but AC and radio. I would think with all the money we make they could at least in a CD player and some amps. I opened the door to the truck and pulled my self in. I looked at the picture of my father I tapped to the dashboard for luck and rolled my eyes. Proud of me yet? The black interior showed

Essay For Dead Air
Essay for Dead Air I think the way the media has control of our lives is very much absurd. I am forced to think how in the world someone before the time of television must have lived. There were many ways I’m sure. For example, they would read books. Wow a book! My problem now is there are some kids who have never opened a book in their lives. Of course I’m not so innocent, I have thrown little temper tantrums when I could not find the remote or when my computer decided not to work or when the television was out. It’s ridiculous that I get mad at an object and yell at it when I know it can not hear me. Since the media consumes our lives, I wonder what would happen if it just disappeared? Would there be chaos? Would there be screaming and crying on the streets because they were never going to know who won survivor or I will never be able to download another song again. Oh my god! What are we going to do now? Will we have to depend on literature and each other for entertainment? We

His Soul
His breath restores me, Sun glistening off his back, confirms the love I see. When with me, I am complete. Sweat beaded foreheads, from a union so deep. Heaving chest Can't deny the uncontrollable sensation that pours from his soul's request. Paralyzed by his passion, Eternal nurishment I ingest. For the first time, A sexual pleasure my body has never felt

Comma
Comma I remember that day. It went through my mind many times. I was walking home from work cars were zooming by fast. I clenched my purse close to my chest as I was walking. I recalled the day that went by. How slow it went and how much I wish I could get that new job I applied for a week ago. The snow bank pushed me more into the road but I wasn’t looking to see what was behind me. My eyes were watching my feet, trying not to fall. As I tried to make my way back up top of the snow bank I slipped. Falling right on my back in the middle of the road. My head turned to the left to see a tire sliding right into my head. I woke in a bed of white. The lights were low and I could see the nurse at a small desk calling a doctor to the room. A woman was seated next to me she looked familiar but I didn’t know. She cried out to me, thanking God I was alive. She hugged me and kissed me. I looked at her uncertain. “Don’t you know who I am?” she cried. I shook my head. I tried to talk but

Can I Ask You A Question?
Can I Ask You a Question? I sit here on the dark wooden pew. I stare at my short nails that I have been biting on for a least an hour or longer. I can feel the wet stains on my cheeks drying. My eyelids feel tired. I can barley open them. As the priest ends his eulogy I hear his mother sobbing. The priest asks if anyone would like to say something. The man next to me stands up. He walks up to the podium. His name is Michael. He was one of Justin’s good friends. He starts talking but I can’t hear him. My mind is far away. My friend Janet introduced us. She was going out with Michael at the time, and his good looking friend needed a date. I laughed at her. You see I wasn’t into the whole blind/double date thing. She bagged and pleaded. Finally I agreed. “ You better not be lying to me. He better be fine.” I said threateningly. “ Oh honey, your going to be thanking me that I set you two up.” Of course by the night of our big double date I was nervous. I was scared actually. So

Bumming Love
Bumming Love Sally Anderson is a nice housewife living a quiet life with her soon to be ex husband John. Well if that was up to me, that’s how it would be. Sally and I met at a party a long time ago. She was unhitched then and stunning. Back then she was wild and crazy, working down at Rusty’s as a stripper. But when she met that man, John, that was the end of the woman I thought I loved. But it was all a secret, our relationship that is. I changed a lot, though, since I was in prison for 2 years. I used to be a coke dealer and unfortunately I got caught and Sally broke up with. But while I was in prison, the only thing I thought about was Sally. I was walking into a courtroom where I’ve been many times, when she walked in. She was there dressed in a pretty pink summer dress with a white purse snug under her left arm. Her perfume smelled of something like roses and lilies. I caught her eyes. She gasped at the sight of me! I watched her slowly, are eyes met again. I smiled at h

Black And White Photography
Black and White Photography “Life is like a good black and white photograph, there’s black, there’s white, and lots of shades in between.”- Karl Heiner (Merits) The human eye sees in color, which is why a black and white photo is so intriguing to us. A photograph in color could be boring to us. If it’s in black and white it becomes much more interesting. Black and white photos can be just as beautiful as a color photo, you just need to learn how to take them properly. My paper will include information about; the history of photography. Where photography originates form, famous photographers, and different types of photography. It will also include information about the process of black and white photography. Including film and digital, lighting, positions, and developing. Then my paper will have information about different types of black and white photography. Like portraits and self-portraits, landscape and architecture, night time photography, and studio photography. For ph

The Father Of Photojournalism
The Father of Photojournalism “My tombstone will say, ‘Here lies Alfred Eisenstaedt, the man who took that Time Square photograph on V-J Day.’”(qtd. in Burrows VII). Learning about famous photographers can help a person in becoming a better photographer. A beginning photographer can learn about the certain origins of photography by exploring the life of Alfred Eisenstaedt. His personal life, career, and famous photographs he took. For Alfred Eisenstaedt, the Father of Photojournalism, photography started at an early age. Born December 6, 1898 in Dirschau, West Prussia. His family, two brothers and his mother and father moved to Berlin, Germany, in 1906. His father was a merchant. Eisenstaedt would have followed in his father’s footsteps if it weren’t for his uncle giving him his first camera at the age of fourteen. He also sold his first picture at the same age, but at the time, Eisenstaedt didn’t realize that photography could be a career. At the age of seventeen, he was drafte

Assisted Suicide
Assisted Suicide Assisted suicide should be legalized. When a man or woman is in critical and terminal pain it should be up to them to make the choice of killing themselves. If they have made that choice, then why is it wrong for a physician to help with the process and make it painless and not dangerous for them. But in ways the government is taking away individual rights for people who want to die. In the U.S. Constitution it states that an individual has a right to choose how to live and how to die. When courts discus assisted suicide they grant the elderly or the sick the “right to die”. There are two types of a “right to die”; assisted suicide is when a physician provides a way for a patient to kill himself or herself. Euthanasia is the act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition, as by lethal injection or the suspension of extraordinary medical treatment. That may sound just like assisted suicide bu

This Is Real
i would love to see a reality show that is more like real life. maybe guy goes home and kids egg his car but if he egg them the cops come because my neighbors are retarded jerks and cops are on his side. Then if supper is not ready on time he and his wife have a fight and she goes out and messes around with his friend or thought he was a friend until that happened. losers! How about it NBC?

Homeless
Little update. I got kicked out of my apartment, and I'm not really sure where I'm going it's looking like I'm moving to Nebraska. I won't have regular internet access for a while but if you have my cell number then text me if you need something.

Happiness Doesn't Work Or Just Doesn't Happen 2 Me
well if you feel like getting to know me just read this... About Yourself 1. What is your name? Jolene Barber 2. Where were you born? Oil City 3. Eye color? brown... i hate it 4. Hair color? brown blahhh 5. Birthday? 5-16-1988 6. Brothers or sisters? 3 sisters... Relationships 1. Who was your last bf/gf? blahhh don't wanna talk about it... but he didn't mean anything to me 2. Are you still dating them? If not, why did it fail? hell no... becuz he would never talk to me... weird to say but he wouldn't.. and just made me depressed 3. Have you ever been in love? I think I am now that's why I'm hurting soo much when I'm alone 4. What's your longest relationship? 6 months... 5. Do you love someone now? I think i do... 6. Have you ever had sex? lol duhh.. 7. Have you ever dated anyone older than you? always... I don't go for the younger ones 8. Has your parents ever hated someone you dated? yup... and probably a

Spring!!!
Fresh sweet unmistakable spring breezes calming the earth The blooming new arising from within the depths of darkness Once again inhabiting the soul down deep inside Awakening passions pushed into winters hibernation Stretching over galaxies not yet discovered Burrowing into unknown terrains of earth Climbing the highest of snow topped peaks Running through African rivers with force Within pyramids buried for centuries filled with death Encapsulated in the tombs of unknown mummies Hidden treasures placed by ancient ghosts Walking the land of thousands of past lives Holy burial ground protected by tribes still roaming A chief’s headpiece adorned with the eagles feather A papoose wrapped tight in hand weaved cloth Echoing sounds of horses trampling the ground The underground railroad of dirt paths to freedom Mangled ropes on limbs of blood stained trees Ashes to ashes in the fire of still life Piles of wooden love lay where once was home The panther is black

Trance
I can see that she wants it... She lays staring back at me. Her legs spread slightly. She's dripping wet, The glistening of her upper thighs beckons to me. As I prepare to caress her skin, I notice my palms are sweaty. A feeling of excitement passes through my body, A sense of weightlessness... I approach her, She doesn't budge. As I feel her soft skin, Her petite body nuzzles the tips of my fingers. I rub, and rub; gently. Her muscles become more and more relaxed. She seems as if in a trance, Paralyzed by passion. I enter her slippery insides. I can feel her inner walls. I can feel her draining every last drop of sperm from my body she screams and we both lay spent Isnt sex wonderful when its mixed with love.....

A Romantic Travesty
So yeah... this is a hellacious blog to start my blogs with, but man... I just really need to get this out. Let it be known, I don't give a damn who reads this, who likes it, who doesn't. This shit is straight from the heart, and I'm not one that opens myself up very easily at all. Anyway. So there's this girl that I was dating for a while, four years ago. We only dated for a few weeks, but man.. those, thus far, had to be some of the best few weeks of my life. I mean... this girl was perfect to me. Not only beautiful, but she was kind, loving, very affectionate... just.. awesome. Great kisser too. Heh.. she was the first and only girl ever to kiss my forehead to make me feel better, first and only to kiss my forehead at all, for that matter. I still remember that night as clearly as it was when it happened. The first night we kissed. The first and only time I ever closed my eyes when I kissed someone. Any other time I hadn't trusted the girl nearly enough to close my eyes. This girl a

Bomb Me Baby!!!
Please come by tonight and help bomb my photo and rate my pic! If you can't bomb the pic, please swing by real quick to just rate my pic. The bombfest opens tonight at 10 pm eastern and runs for 2 hours.. show me some love and meet members of the best bomber family on Fubar! Here is the link, it won't open until the bombfest begins http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=4185835351 Nothing like good friends, fans and family kickin some major @$$ in a 2 hour bombfest.. come join the fun! For more info on my kick @$$ FU Bombers check out the family profile FU-Bombers@ fubar

Be Real!!
Be real… There’s a time and a place for everything and everyone. Going about life in a normal way, same routine being true to the life……… Waking up to a day of sunshine and beautiful skies, I roll over and think. Many thoughts fill my mind of life, love, happiness and summer. I have been waiting to put on shorts and a tee and get out in the sunshine. Summer brings about many things, nature, birth and new loves. Well, time to begin this day and see what it has in store. At 9:30 am I decided it was time to go online, pay some bills, check email and see who’s hanging out. I have been in the game since before I was born, not the drug game or gangs. A different type of game of which involves the opposite sex. The name of the game is called trickery dog eat dog. You attract them pull them in and do to them what they would do to you first. Always protect your feelings never let them show and never let them get you hooked. I failed the game once, let it make me a loser yet the w

Samhain
Samhain(pronounced Sow-in, Sah-vin, or Sahm-hayn), known most popularly as Halloween, marks the end of the third and final harvest, is a day to commune with and remember the dead, and is a celebration of the eternal cycle of reincarnation. Samhain (once again Halloween) is the most coveted sabbat by the Wiccan (and many Pagan) religions. In the European traditions, Samhain is the night when the old God dies, and the Crone Goddess mourns him deeply for the next six weeks. The popular image of her as the old Halloween hag menacingly stirring her cauldron comes from the Celtic belief that all dead souls return to her cauldron of life, death, and rebirth to await reincarnation. Halloween, plain and simple is our favorite time of year. A true time for witches, Witchcraft itself, and Wiccans alike who feel that on this night the separation between the physical and spiritual realities is it's least guarded and it's veil the thinnest. It is a time for dimensional openings and

Looking For Promoters And Sponcers!!!
WE ARE LOOKING FORPROMOTERS & SPONCERS Those that do wish to apply need to contact us. All promoters and sponcers will get a spot on the website wich will have a link to there profiles including info about them and or there buisness. See the list bellow to know what is needed to help us out. WHAT WE NEED DONATIONS ($10 - $100 Monthly)MORE LISTENERS (100 - 1000 Daily)MORE MODELS (10 - 100 Monthly) WHAT IT HELPS KLUBHOUSE.USKLUB CITY JAMZKLUB HOUSE MODELSTHUNDERBOLT STORM CHASERS WHAT YOUL GET PIC AND LINK TO PROFILE (On Website)INFO ABOUT YOU AND OR BUISNESS (On Website)ADD ON THE STATION (60 Seconds Random Play)MONTHLY POSTINGS OF TOP PROMOTERS (On Here) If you are interested in this please feel free to contact us so we can make arrangments to set everything up and talk about everything. We are needed as many as we can get and hope that you can help. Thanx everyone and hope to hear from you all soon!!!

Argh!
My stupid computer died this morning and I hate not being at my regular desk. then to top it all off they decided TODAY would be a good day to ban smoking in the building. and since i'm not at my regular desk i can't listen to my music cause this lame ass comp doesn't fucking have speakers! fucking losers. :(

Questions That Haunt Me
Questions that haunt me 1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 5. What disease did cured ham actually have? 6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 13. Why is "bra" singular and "pant

U Got Me 10-03-07
U got me wantin Wantin to feel u Wantin to feel ur touch Wantin to feel ur love Just wantin so bad that it u got me cravin Cravin to feel u Cravin to feel ur touch Cravin to feel ur love Just cravin so bad that it leaves me yearnin Yearnin to feel u Yearnin to feelur touch And yearnin 4 ur love!

What You Got On My 40
40 of the MOST spontaneous questions ever, BE HONEST 1. Where were you 2 hours ago? In class 2. What do you think of your last kiss? it could have been better 3. Do you kiss a lot of people? when im drunk 4. Are you wearing socks right now? naw 5. When was the last time you went out of state? In may 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Naw 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? snapple 8. Who was the last person to hear you cry? Tiffany and Mom...i had a tummy ache:( 9. Who was the last person to make you smile? Aaron 10. What was the last food you ate? cesaer salad yum 11. What is your middle name? christina 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Naw 13. Do you have a pet? no 14. What did you do last night? studied 16. If you could be anywhere you want, where would it be? somewhere that the herb smells dank and i get high as a tank! 17. What is the last thing you purchased online? No

Contest Contest See Details For All 3
Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page@ fubar Jokers Wild's Short Bus (Stop )Lounge Angelic Pleasures Radio Station The Official Short Bus Internet Radio Station * Live DJ's Brodcasting * Live Request * Interactive DJ's * Killer Tunes 24/7 * Contest For Listeners Your DJ's Angel Pleasures Jokers Wild Booya99 Philburg360 KenBad Lacey Slipknot Current Contest CONTEST #1 24 hrs begins at Noon Today Oct 4th to Noon Oct 5th, Whoever brings the most SALUTED members to Subscribe to the Short Bus Lounge will win a FREE Ticker. They Must send a fubar E-Mail to the Short Bus Home Page and state that you sent them, I will cross them with members in the lounge. CONTEST # 2 This is a contest for a FREE ticker and a 3 Day Blast. Entries MUST BE IN BY OCT 10 at Midnight Duration 14 days Make a 15 - 20 second promo in wav format using the text below for Angelic Pleasures Radio Station and Jokers Wild Bus Stop. 1. Your listening to Angelic

No Comparison
A budding rose of cromson red asleep benesth the dew awakens into beauty, but not compared to you. The perfect diamond set in gold like shimmering lakes of blue; the rarest jewel upon the earth but not compared to you. A sunrise on a stranded beach; a sign that all is new can bring tears to the coldest heart, but not compared to you. The seven wonders of the world like heaven- with a view, are proof that lifes worth living, but not compared to you. A baby's cry, a starry night and all thats good and true are truly no comparison to being loved by you.

Post Hypnosis Night 1
I think last night was the most awful sleep i've ever had while not being afraid of anything! I'm supposed to be able to fall asleep easier and feel rested when I wake up, that sooooo didn't happen. I went to bed around 1:30 and laid there awake until about 4:30, then of course Bens alarm goes off at 5....and again at 5:30, his belt keeps me awake while he walks around the bedroom looking for clothes, finally I try to go back to sleep and find that our pillows are mis matched making his pile much lower than mine so that when I roll over to hog the entire bed I have to pick one set of pillows or the other because both doesn't work. I guess I'm gonna go ahead and get those new pillows I wanted. I don't totally remember how many times I woke up between 5:30 and 8:30 but it's going on 9:00 now, i'm out of bed, feel like crap and will probably bunk out on the couch for a few hours so that I can at least function. There's no amount of coffee in the world that can get me through this day, jus

Make Me A $5 Hoe.
Attractive Test Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A slut [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf / gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1

Giving Honor Due
He takes our problems upon himself and never complains. He carries our burdens and takes on more. Yet when does ANYONE, including myself, take on his burdens? How many of us take HIS problems? How many of us just call him just to say hi and see how he is? None of us! Why? Is it becasue we think he doesn't need it? I tell you this man needs it and everyday. Just someoen who cares/ Someone to call and worry about him and let him bend their ear for a while. I know I don't alot of the times becasue I have my own problmes and when I do tlak to him I hear it in his voice and I feel guilty. This man needs some attention. Some one to take care of him. I love him with all my heart and yet I feel I don't love him enough. He has helped me grow i nthe last few months to be the person I am now. He has encouraged me to soar. He has loved me and been there for me. I wish I could do more for this wonferful man! He deserves so much more! He deserves to be loved, cherished, spoiled

The Silent Ranks
I waer no uniforms, No blues or army greens, But I an in the Army, In the ranks rearly seen, I have no rank upon my shoulders, salutes I do not give, But the military world is the place where I live, I'm not in the chain of command, Orders I do not get, But my husband is the one who does, This I can not forget, I'm not the one who fires the weapon, qho puts my life on the line, But my job is just as tough, I'm the one that's left behind, My husband is a patriot,A brave and prideful man, And the call to serve his country, Not all can understand,Behind the lines,I see the things needed to keep this country free, My husband makes the sacrifice, Soldiering is his life, But I stand among the silent ranks, Known as the Army Wife. i love this poem.. all the poems in this section of my blogs are ones that i have found and loved... if you know any that will help to give me encouragement that please send it to me.. i would love it.. thank you and god bless you all

Havok Needs Your Help! :d
HAVOK STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP! THANKS! Go here: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=47207&albumid=239647&i=2692070470 and help Havok win his contest! Thanks and Happy Thirsty Thursday! Check it out...my first mojito! (D) Thanks, now go help Havok! Muah!

Cable Thief
The cable guy came by at 8 this morning to set things up round here. I grabbed some breakfast with T-Square and Antonio then come back, he's sitting in his van smoking Marlboros and telled me the job was finished "but...." Long story short, he wanted me to pay him an extra fifty to illegal add channels for me, all this pay per view shit add-ons. I told him if I was interested in recreating "Prison Break" I'd do it on my own time and didn't need some hippie to try and do this to me.

Kindness
Kindness is a dwindling commodity. I have spent my life trying to be kind to everyone. It's a sad thing when someone reaches the point of seeing no reason to be so any more. That is where I am now. In my life I have helped the homeless, those who have suffered great loss and those who didn't think they could go on and it has been great but where has it gotten me? I do most things in secret feeling a great since of love and accomplishment. What I get from people in return are those who are hateful, self-centered and self-serving. They call themselves 'christians' and they go to bible study and act as though they are good people by doing so. If others knew how they acted in everyday life they would be judged by their own kind. It's funny. Does reading a certain book and going to a certain place to worship make you a good person? No it doesn't. If you act like a jackass... you are still a jackass no matter what you're a member of. No matter what school your children go to, no

Hiya
I know I haven't been around. I've got a lot to catch up on around here. I just wanted to say that I've missed my friends here. Things haven't been good for myself nor my hubby so we're taking it one day at a time. Hopefully I can get back in touch with you all. Take it easy.

Brown Eyes Needs Your Help!!
Show some of that awesome fubar love to Brown eyes and comment bomb her pic. The contest link is here: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=586616&i=3223015351 http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=586616&i=3223015351 This is Brown Eyes but not linked so don't try clicking the picture. I'm not brigh enought to know how to do that...yet. lol Thanks! AngelinOK (D)(D)(D)

A Life Changing Decision.
For about a year and three months, I have worked for a call center as an internet CSR. Well I had enough. I am tired of the hours, bothersome co-workers and bosses that don't help me in my career their. Also I need new challenges. So I think I am going to go into customer service-sales. I think in this line of work that I will have daily challenges. Not to mention a chance to earn more money by selling items on a commission with the security of hourly pay. And lastly, this a new chance for me to reconnect with my wife and kids. I have put them aside so much to earn a living. But this time I will find a balance between them.

Life, Time,pain, Misery, Sorrow, Love !!!
Life sucks sometimes for all of us, kinda like riding a horse we fall off but get back on it BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO! just wish the days weren`t getting shorter ! Time creeps up on you like slow moving river, and never lets go when it has a hold of you. Pain is the only feeling I like, because it reminds me I am alive. Misery has always loved company, that why I try to keep mine to myself. Sorrow is surrounded us everyday, so if you get down on yourself help somebody else out, always works for me. Love is better when you share it with others and dont keep it all for yourself!

Brand New ... Must See !!
Well my friends, after a long week of re-structuring and overhauling my Official web site It's DONE !!! I hope you take a moment to visit, leave a comment or browse through this new creation. There are new banners, a host of links to radio stations, over 55 music sites and lots of cool art too. NEXT STOP ... MYSPACE Watch out for dust and chunks as my MySpace page (or MyPain as I've dubbed it) gets re-born, hope you can visit periodically to see the progress. Have a great weekend (Thanksgiving here in Canada) !!! Your Friend ... Dennis Paul

Bullet Grazes Cop In Wild Bronx Shootout With Gunman
Bullet grazes cop in wild Bronx shootout with gunman http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/10/04/2007-10-04_bullet_grazes_cop_in_wild_bronx_shootout.html Bullet grazes cop in wild Bronx shootout with gunman BY ALISON GENDAR, TANANGACHI MFUNI and CORKY SIEMASZKO DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Thursday, October 4th 2007, 4:00 AM Det. Daniel Rivera was this close to being shot between the eyes. Because he turned in time, he was only grazed in the forehead. Fellow cop William Gonzalez was also hurt in the shootout. Suspect Jermaine Taylor jumped out of second-floor window (top one in picture) in an attempt to escape, police say. He tried to leap on to the fence but lost his grip and fell, breaking his hip. One Bronx cop escaped death by inches and another was wounded Wednesday in a wild gunfight with a wanted man that turned a narrow alley into "a shooting gallery, " police said. Just 20 feet separated the cops from the suspect as the two sides squeez

Whats Laughable Is What They Are Doing
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/10/04/2007-10-04_gop_circulates_videos_of_hillary_clinton-1.html GOP circulates videos of Hillary Clinton's laugh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday, October 4th 2007, 4:00 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Print Email Suggest a Story WASHINGTON - Hillary Clinton is trying to get the last laugh over her now-infamous cackle. The New York senator's ear-popping guffaw has come under scrutiny ever since she used it to laugh off a batch of tough questions in a recent run of the Sunday talk shows, prompting the GOP to circulate video clips of her chortling. With similar clips making fodder for political gabfests and late-night comics, Clinton tried to reclaim her laugh during an endorsement by the American Federation of Teachers yesterday. "I don't want to go on too much longer because this might c

Getting Close
Thanks for everyones hard work. You guys are get. Were so close, only 22k. Help when you can. :) HI EVERYONE AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN EARNING A HAPPY HOUR FOR ALL OF US TO SHARE. HOWEVER....I AM LEAVING FOR CALIFORNIA FOR 8 DAYS. SO I REALLY NEED ALL OF YOU TO KEEP BOMBING TO HELP ME till I get back. JUST COME BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS. EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY COME DURING HAPPY HOUR THAT WOULD BE GREAT. WHILE YOU THERE, PLEASE ADD/FAN/ AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE. SHE ALWAYS REPAYS THE LOVE. THE LINK IS PROVIDED BELOW SO PLEASE STOP BY AND HELP A LITTLE? THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE PEE-JAY HERE IS THE LINK TO CLICK ON AND PLEASE REPOST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL BE GONE

Slap In The Face To Our Military By Oakland, Ca W/ News Video
RETURNING TROOPS NOT ALLOWED INTO OAKLAND AIRPORT TERMINAL On September 27th 204 Marines and soldiers who were returning from Iraq were not allowed into the passenger terminal at Oakland International Airport. Instead they had to deplane about 400 yards away from the terminal where the extra baggage trailers were located. This was the last scheduled stop for fuel and food prior to flying to Hawaii where both were based. The trip started in Kuwait on September 26th with a rigorous search of checked and carry on baggage by US Customs. All baggage was x-rayed with a “backscatter”,machine AND each bag was completely emptied and hand searched. After being searched, checked bags were marked and immediately placed in a secure container. Carry on bags were then x rayed again to ensure no contraband items were taken on the plane. While waiting for the bus to the airport, all personnel were in quarantined in a fenced area and were not allowed to leave. The first

Talk Dirty To Me
Hmm... I wonder how many of you out there love to talk dirty or have others talk dirty to you??? I think if it is done the right way it is hot as hell. What are your biggest turn ons witht he opposite sex? Talk Dirty to me LOL

Wow Its Been Awhile
Ok, I have not been on here in forever!! I'm such a slacker in that department however as anyone who knows me knows I have been super busy! I recently got a rather large promotion at my full time job which starts on Monday (yea for me although its a little scary) and am still working at least 20hrs per week at my part time job. Needless to say my social life has severly suffered lol but I guess it will all work out one way or another. I have to get back to work but I just wanted to give an update and a shout out to all my friends who I miss more than they know! LOVE YOU ALL!! Meow, Love Kitty

Im So Stupid
so i sent the email... it went as expected... going to drown myself in alcohol tonight.. what i wrote is at the bottom Diana, Like I said earlier, I didn’t think the saying hello was the best thing. I do apologize. As far as going on leave. Nothing happened. And as far as our relationship. I like spending time with you, I really do. As far as a serious relationship, I am not ready for one, nor do I want one right now. I do like you and enjoy your presence. I am not sure what to do. I am not sure if it best to just break this off or to just be friends? What do you think? I hope I have not hurt you. I will write more later, I am a bit busy today. Keep your head up. Tyler -----Original Message----- From: Rainey, Diana C SK ASD Jacksonville, JASU Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2007 9:52 To: Fisher, Tyler ATAN AIMD Jacksonville FL, 610 Subject: So.... Tyler, Ok I really don’t know where to begin…. So I really like you that’s a start right? Maybe… hmm ok… also a

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Anniversary
November 7th will be one year since ive been here.I should be happy about that but actually it makes me really sad.SOOOOOO Much has changed since the Lost Cherry days and Im not just talking about the site changes but even the members. Its has become so selfish and uncaring and all about me me me amd who can get you where you wanna be. Someone will be your bestest friends one week or even one month but as they get what they want slowly they begin to disappear.I can count on one hand those that have stayed with me or supported since day one.I know Im not as responsive as I should be but I have an actual life too as do others.Im not talking about just rates and shit but an occasional hello how are you doing. Contests used to be fun and used to actually be about the theme not just who had the best rpograms. Guess im just in a funk today1 Please read the previous blog as well as Im confused and unsure what to do from here and could use some advice. Guess Im just in a funk today- ign

How To Take Your Business To The Next Level
Expect the best and you free yourself from thoughts of failure. This freedom will allow you to put all your energy into achieving everything you desire. If you expect to fail, then you inevitably will. However, if you expect to succeed, then the sky is the limit... Success is a combination of skill and belief. Use the following guidelines to release your doubts and succeed at every endeavour you undertake .-------------------------- In a hurry? Visit http://www.hypnoticinstantprofits.com/freemp3/?a=348 today and claim your self hypnosis mp3... at no cost -------------------------- Let go of doubt and truly expect the best possible outcome. The mind has a sneaky way of achieving what it views as fact. If you firmly believe in the best outcome, your mind will automatically lead you to achieving that outcome.To help with this process, visualize your success in full color with Dolby surround sound. The more detail you see and the more emotion you feel, the more you strengthen y

Is Internet Marketing A Myth
Internet Marketers! I've taken a lot of internet marketing courses and read a lot of ebooks. Most of them talk about the same : --Sign up for an autoresponder --Create a squeeze page --Create a series of emails --Rinse and repeat You can make a LOT of money doing this...don't get me wrong. But you can make a lot more if you start harnessing offline marketing in your business. You see, online marketing is preached as the "holy grail" of marketing. But ask the big information marketing powerhouses like Agora, Boardroom, and Weiss where the REAL money is made. They absolutely clean house offline...humiliating any online marketer who comes in their path. Here's the deal: Millionaire internet marketer Russell Brunson has just released a special offline report: "The IM Myth" where he shatters the myth that internet marketing is the "be all-end all" of marketing. You can check it out here: http://www.IM-Myth.com/snginc Believe me, this stuff is th

Bombing 10-04
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom She also has a Happy Hour coming up this morning. This will give you more points per comment. Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymously so that we get a true winner for the best tag! Wicked Storm Crew Rocks!!!

Health Alert -- Dangerous New Virus
HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus can wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. If neither WINE nor BEER achieves the desired results, then Take Everything Quickly Until Intoxicated Liquor Allowance (TEQUILA) is reached. This antidote has never failed! You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlli

Radiohead Taking Bold, New Move
As you may know, I am against the recording industry trying to grab as much money from people as possible while paying their artists a pittance.Obviously, so is Radiohead (at least according to this story).Radiohead has a website where they will sell their next album without going through a record label, iTunes, or any other type of bullshit kind of thing like those.And get this: Each person pays what they want to pay for the album...It's basically a way for Radiohead to get all funds directly from their fans.And you know what? They only have to get paid $1.50 per customer to break even.Heck, I don't really know what Radiohead plays, but I'm going to (this upcoming payday) buy their album for at least $5-8 or so, just to show other artists that this is a great way to go.Now maybe there'll be a new paradigm out there...tag: music, radiohead, news, record label, riaa, album, iTunes-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comExplode the money myth at:Get paid to surf the

Heart Felt Pain
Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, so she stares at his picture. Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, how she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith and all the happiness. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything to try to make it. As one night she made her choice, She can't live without him. She swore that she couldn't make it without him. As days go by, she doesn't want to come out. She wrote him a note, saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. Her mum came to get her because he came to see her. She can't get her to answer her or the door. As the

Still Kicking Somewhere In The World!
Don't seem to find the time to be in here much these days. I guess the fun of being here just kind of wore off. Besides the fact that I find myself much busier these days...... now that I have a life I can actually call normal. It is funny how things can change so quickly. I never saw myself leaving my other life behind or ever leaving North Carolina, but now that I have I know that it was best for everyone involved in our nightmare. I am very happy now and know that I am with the person I belong with just as DJ seems to be happy when we do talk to each other which isn't a lot. It isn't that I don't want to talk to him, but most times I'm just not sure what to say without saying something silly or stupid. We both made our share of unfixable mistakes thru our years together, but each of us still have the right to have descent lives and together that was never going to happen because I just couldn't get past my own prison and forgive the things that I felt he had done as I s

Later
I keep thinking later, I will sit down and chat with each of my friends. I just can't seem to find the time I need. I know that things are later than I realize. Should of realized that a couple of heartattacks ago. I do not want anyone to think I am avoiding you for I am not. I am working hard and trying my best to stay well. My new fibulator is keeping my heart going I know it is only been a coupe of weeks but there is a real difference in me. I am getting ready to head to work now, but just need say I will find time later to answer some of the shouts I haven't. I could spend hours here and would love it, but I need to spend times in my realm of the non-cyber world too. I have not shown enough love to my sweety there either. Or maybe I have been too much too close, but need to fix things here too.I just want to wish all you the best of love and all that matters in your lives too! Enjoy to day like it is the last chance, you don't want to waste just incase it is!

Caption It | Vol.1 | 013
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

First Anniversary!!
I can't believe it!! This Sunday is already me & hubby's first anniversary! It seems just like it's been only a short while since that wonderful day! It was a beautiful wedding and although we didn't spend much, it was just the way I wanted it. I had a beautiful dress and he waas soooo handsome. He cried when I came down the aisle and I'll never forget how it touched me! He is the love of my life and we shall never part. He has brought so much love & happiness into my life. Sometimes I wonder how I lived at all before him.

Arroz Con Pollo Rice With Chicken
Here's a perfect all-in-one meal--the chicken, rice, and vegetables simmer together, enhancing each other and giving the cook a break. Ingredients 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 chicken thighs 4 chicken drumsticks 2 teaspoons salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 2 ounces smoked ham, cut into 1/4-inch dice 1 small onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 red bell pepper, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 1 3/4 cups canned tomatoes, drained and chopped 1 tablespoon tomato paste 2 cups canned low-sodium chicken broth or homemade stock 1 cup rice, preferably long-grain 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley Preparation 1. In a large, deep frying pan, heat the oil over moderately high heat. Season the chicken with 1/4 teaspoon each of the salt and pepper. Cook the chicken, turning, until well browned, about 8 minutes in all. Remove. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons of the fat from the pan. 2. Reduce the heat to moderately low. Add the ham, onion, and garlic to the pan

Games
ok..this goes for everyone. If you are going to invite me to play a game. Give me at least a minute to f*cking respond. I am in Iraq and I don't have the best connection in the world. It takes a bit for the page to load for me even if I click on the message as soon as I see it.

This, My One Wish
If I could have but just one wish, I’d wish from you just one kiss, but this will never be granted I fear, cuz I am sinking and you are there, there; a million worlds apart, yet ever present here in my heart, but my genie has gone to sleep, and left me here all alone to weep, my eyes are red, my heart is blue, all because I can't have you Loving you with all my heart, tells me we will never part it insures me I was very smart, for loving you from the start Missing you so very much, needing a quieting hush that comes from a loving rush, which I can only get from your tender touch Loving you is the smoothest part of my days and the sweetest part of my nights, loving you gives everything a glow like sunlight rays and brings out the beauty of everything in my sight Missing you shades the rays so not to get blinded and shadows the beauty where it once shone missing you give hope for a love that won’t fade and forever saves a special place for you in our home

Arnavut Cigeri (lamb's Liver With Red Peppers)
4 servings 2 sm Onion; peeled, sliced 1/8 inch thick and separated into rings1 tb Salt 1/4 ts Salt 1/4 c Parsley; finely chopped and preferably flat leaf 1/4 ts Hot red pepper; crushed 1 lb Lamb's liver; trimmed and cut into 1/2 inch cubes, or 1 lb. calf's liver, trimmed and cubed 1/4 c Raki or pernod or any other anise flavoured aperitif 1/4 c Flour 3/4 c Olive oil Black pepper; freshly ground 2 Red Peppers, long; Italian type, cut in half, deribbed seeded, and cut lengthwise into 1/8 inch wide strips Place the onion rings in a sieve or colander, sprinkle with 1 tablespoon of the salt, and turn them about with a spoon to coat them evenly. Let them rest at room temperature for 30 minutes, then rinse under warm running water and squeeze them gently but completely dry. In a large bowl, toss the onions, parsley and red pepper together until well mixed. Set aside. Drop the liver into a bowl, pour in the raki and stir together for a few seconds. Then pour off the raki. Tos

Attention Crazy N Sexi Ppl
IM GONNA BE DELETING PICS CUZ SOME ARE REALLY OLD BUT IF THERE R ANY PICS U STILL LIKE N WOULD LIKE ME 2 KEEP UP..COMMENT THEM N LET ME KNOW... I AM DO THIS CUZ IM KINDA TIRED OF SEEING THE SAME OLD PICS OVER AGAIN BUT I STILL LIKE A SELECTED FEW LOL HOPEFULLY MY SISTER IS GONNA TAKE NEW PICS OF ME SOMETIME SOON N SO I CAN PUT UP BRAND NEW ONES SO SHOW ME LOVE N SEE WHICH U LIKE FROM ALL THE CATEGORIES OF THE PICS...CUZ IM DELETING SUM FROM ALL THE CATEGORIES MAYBE LOVE TESS

Ancho Pork And Peppers
The ancho chile powder transforms ordinary pork chops into a Mexican-inspired meal. Ingredients 2 teaspoons ancho chile powder 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1 teaspoon salt, divided 4 (4-ounce) boneless center-cut loin pork chops (about 1/2 inch thick) Cooking spray 1 teaspoon olive oil 3 cups vertically sliced onion 1 1/2 cups red bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch strips 1 1/2 cups green bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch strips 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice Preparation Combine chile powder, cumin, and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a small bowl. Sprinkle both sides of pork with chile mixture. Heat a large nonstick skillet coated with cooking spray over medium-high heat. Add pork; cook 4 minutes on each side or until done. Remove from pan; keep warm. Heat oil in pan over medium-high heat. Add onion, peppers, and 1/2 teaspoon salt; sauté 4 minutes. Add garlic; sauté 1 minute. Remove from heat. Stir in juice. Yield 4 servings (serving size: 1 pork chop and abou

Live Interviews With 3 Great Texas Bands
So tune in to the Vault of Metal, Monday-Friday12:00pm-6:00pm ESTFor more information, visit www.thevaultofmetal.com and www.myspace.com/vaultofmetalAll Metal Genres. You can Listen to the Interviewson these great radio stations:darkcloudradio.compurerockradio.netkchrn.comhardrockradiolive.comk94rocks.comnvasionradio.comwflmradio.comwykkydbruradio.comvmunderground.com

Wow! I Would Have Never Expected This...
As most of you that know me or pay any attention you know that I am in a Country/Rock band. I set out with my drummer Mark about 5 years ago to put RiverGard together. It went through many different musicians but nothing realy took off. Two years ago we hade two brothers Bill and Bob Pemberton playing in the band and they share the vocals but it really wasn't more than just a basement band with no structure at all. That fell apart and the pursuit of putting the band together kind of slowed down. Mark and I was at RG's just hanging out and we ran into a guy that sings and plays guitar and in a few weeks we were playing small clubs pretty much winging all the songs. They were all old standards so basic stuff. Mark and I wanted more and Troy wasn't into practicing and learning new stuff. He just wants to jam and pick up pussy. About 8 months ago I get an email from Paul and he tells me that he is coming back to the US and would like to put a band together. In a few weeks he's back and has

Re-interment Ceremony Rehearsal In Belgium
Sergeant Stephen Fauid, Sergeant Ian Wanchap, Sergeant Andrew Couchman from the 51st Battalion, the Far North Queensland rehearsing at the Buttes New British Cemetery. *my brother is Sgt Andrew Couchman... the rear soldier closest to the Union Jack part of the Australian flag draping the coffin*

Help Me Decide
ok heres the deal and i need some advice- Id appreciate comments from veterans who have been here a while, point whores, and people just here for friends. As I said in a previous blog Ive been punished and am not able to comment ANYTHING(pages, photos, bulletins, mumms, blogs, stash) ANYTHING! Not only that but Im unable to post or repost bulletins.A big part of what I do here is welcome newbies, and help my friends by making pimpouts and posting and reposting bulletins. I have obviously been pissed and have been quite vocal and joking about it even which is probably why I haven't gotten those priveleges back.Im sure if I was like some people and begged and pleaded to scrapper maybe bought him a blast, apologized profusely and swore angelic behavior from now on I would have gotten em back by now but quite frankly anyone who knows me knows its not in my nature to kiss ass or be kept quiet. Honestly I was married for 18 years to a control freak and too damn old to put up with it.

Destiny
My daughter Destiny did make me cry last night she made a heart on the fridge with a frame in the middle and the word mom she missed me while i was in the hospital last week and remember its breast cancer awareness month

Triggers
Triggers It's funny, you know The ways of the mind How thoughts can surface That were buried in time Moments forgotten As we live day to day Or painful occasions We keep locked away Just the smallest little things A smell, a sound Can trigger the memories That don't want to be found A word, a touch An old familiar face Sends them rushing back From that dark, distant place Mixed with different emotinos Some happy, some sad Filled full of joy Some even make us mad But they're all very helpful Beneficial by far It's the memories and experiences That make us who we are Jesse Cole MacArthur Oct 4, 2007

I Love You!!
If I forget to communicate how much I care , for this love we share , forgive me it's not fair , when love goes unheard without a spoken word . I Love you . When everyday gets away, because we're so busy doing things . I want you to remember this as we touch, or as a kiss is shared , I Love you . So I want to know everything's all right , when I hold you in my arms , and squeeze you tight , and surrender to you totally unprepared . I Love you .

Magical Friendship Rose
Magical Friendship Rose This is a magical friendship rose. You must pass this rose to at least five friends within an hour of receiving it. After you do, make a wish and your fondest romantic wish will come true! A true friend will send this rose back to you! Click the button below to send this rose to a friend, and let the happiness begin!

Take My Hand
Take my hand now don't you cry, I will be back someday. Wipe away the tears it will only be for alittle while. Take my hand now dont you ever forget i will always love and care for you. Where ever life leads i will always be right beside you. Take my hand now. I cant find the words to say goodbye, so i say see you later my friend. Life has been a struggle and we have come to the end of the road. Take my hand one last time. Take my hand and know that our friendship meant the world to me, it has grown stronger through the months that we have talked which makes it hard to walk away. You made me smile through the darkest pain, and wiped away the tears even though you werent here. You took the time to care for me. I will never ever forget you. Take my hand it is time my friend, to face new challanges, and hopefully see beyond the things that i couldnt before. I hope that life treats you well. Take my hand now and dont you cry I will be back someday. Take my

Poems
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

A Small Prayer Please
Hey Everyone, As if my week can't get any worse!!! Please say a small prayer for my Gramma.. She is 94... and she retaining water and she now has fluid in her lungs and her heart rate is low and at some points it stops beating for a few seconds... and than starts beating normal again... She is in high spirits... and so are we but a little prayer never hurts... Thank you for all the prayers that are said... my love to you all Buffy

Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kiss me? let me kiss y

Law Of Threes
Why do bad things happen in threes? It's not just that famous people tend to die in bunches of threes, but even the little things happen in threes it seems. First my iPod breaks this week, then I find the bank screwed up paying one of my bills (I normally love electronically paying bills), and to top it off, my trip back to the states for a class has been postponed for a month due to the lack of someone else being able to do their job. So what started out as a good month has turned sour quickly... I just hope that I can work out making to my little sister's wedding next weekend. Work's going to owe me big time already, but if I miss that, there will be hell to pay.

Evanescence-call Me When You're Sober
Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing, We're only deceiving ourselves . And I'm sick of the lie, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn't take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. Selfishly hated, No wonder you're jaded. You can't play the victim this time, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don't lie to me, Just get your things. I've made up

Thursday October 4, 2007
Today I came to a frightning realization: down 'ere in cajun country, if it moves, and we can catch it... we eat it. NEWS FLASH 9:31 AM: Its that time again! Time to disinfect the lounge! NEWS FLASH 11:00 AM: A team of scientists came across an ancient manuscript in a recent excavation of a grave in Gaza. The manuscript has been translated and reads as follows: (SOURCE: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD): In the Beginning there was The Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without Form. And the Plan was completely without Substance. And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers. And they Spoke among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of Shit, And it Stinkith." And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto them, "It is a Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that

Forsaken Fate
I see them all In the nakedness of my thoughts Running around without glimpse Traced in bare dirty foot. Alone... In the struggle of a heart Bended...burried into the shadow Nowhere to be found. Their voices echoed from the distant An inevitable agony Cursed... A crumbled hope. The past is hunting Faded black... Time is running out Nothing is certain. What would be the light of these begotten.

Internet Connection
I never realized how much I depended on my internet friends for companionship and to sound off the frustrations of life. I have had minimal connection for the past month or so. Holy Moly am I lonely and frustrated as heck....Some of you think I have been neglecting you since you do not receive daily comments and I have not rated your newest pictures, this is not by choice believe me I love seeing your new additions and getting to know you as a person by visualizing your life. They do say a picture is worth a thousands words. I will be back up and running soon but the ones who were true to me during this down time are now moved to the top of my friends list..they are my true friends ...those of you who sat and complained that I wasn't showing you love and you showed me nothing but your dark side you may be out the door.... I love my fubar friends and have met some remarkable people.... I cherish the ones of you who are truly my friend and not just a point whore.... Mwahzz nad hugzzzz a

Pure Romance Parties
HEY ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE LISTEN UP.. DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN, HANG OUT AND MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS ALL IN THE SPACE OF A FEW HOURS? WELL HERES YOUR CHANCE...I AM THROWING "LADIES ONLY" PURE ROMANCE TOY PARTIES AND I AM INVITING YOU!!! THESE PARTIES LAST ABOUT 2-3 HOURS,ARE LADIES ONLY AND A GREAT CHANCE TO MEET NEW PPL AND CHECK OUT THE LATEST IN TOYS AND ACCESSORIES OF THE "ADULT NATURE". ITS A RELAXED ATMOSPHERE AND NO PRESSURE TO BUY ANYTHING. nOT ONLY DO YOU GET TO PREVIEW ALL THE FUN AND SEXY PRODUCTS PURE ROMANCE HAS TO OFFER BUT YOU CAN DO SO WHILE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, IN PRIVATE ATMOSPHERE AND BEST OF ALL YOU CAN LEAVE THE GUYS AT HOME!! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING ONE OF MY PARTIES PLZ LEAVE ME A DETAILED MAIL WITH YOUR CONTACT INFO SO THAT I CAN CONTACT YOU WITH ALL THE INFO. THANK YOU LADIES AND I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU. THESE PARTIES WILL BE HELD IN SWEETWATER OR MADISONVILLE TN SO PLZ REMEMBER THAT WHILE PLANNING TO ATTEND

Thoughts
New Comment GraphicsSexi Graphics This is one of the truest proverbs written. I love someone, but I know that he can never be mine. I think of him often and wish it were different. I know that when the time comes and he finds someone, I will have to make him a memory. New Comment GraphicsSexi Graphics

I Hope I Made
I hope i made you smile even if it was just for alittle while. I hope i made you laugh even if it only lasted just for alittle while. I hope i was a good friend to you. I hope i changed your life like you changed mine. There will never be a day that i wont think about you my friend. It has been along hard road, and i have to make some changes. I will miss you, but you will never be forgotten. I hope that i made an impression in your life. I hope i made you smile. It hurt that i couldnt be there when you had a bad day to wipe away the tears. I hope that somewhere in time we will cross eachother's path. For every mile that i have walked maybe someday it will lead to you my friend. I hope i made you laugh even it didnt last for awhile. I hope i made an impression in your heart so maybe you wont forget what i tried to do for you. I hope that when i get back you will still be here with open arms. I hope that our friendship never ends. I hope i made you

Men Unravelled?
*Wondering how much of this is bullsh*t for most of you* haha 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you

Announcement :p
WATER In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (Ecoli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $#++. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Sex On The Beach
Sex at the beach Fresh out of the shower ,wearing a short satin robe, I go out on the balcony of our room. Watching the waves crash on shore.The night air is warm and balmy as it caresses my skin, it feels almost erotic. Then moon is full and there's no-one on the beach .The full moon makes the water look like liquid silver. Lost in my own thoughts I actually jump as his hands wrap around my waist. He pulls me close, he smells fresh and clean just from the shower himself. I put my arms over his and lean back against him, resting my head on his shoulder. He kisses my neck lightly ,sending little shivers up my spine. he slips his hands under my robe and lightly pinches and teases them as they harden to his touch .I sigh letting him know he's on the right track. I can feel the desire mounting in my body, as I reach behind me and close my hand around his dick, it's a real turn on to realize that he is out on the balcony butt naked, as he continues the play on my nipples he is k

For Those Of U Who Pay Atention And Read These Things From U'r Friends
well, my dad had his surgary on tuesday and they had to work on him for 12 hrs. apparently a lot longer then they thought they would have had to, i was told thats probobly because it was bigger or worse then they thought, he had to have two insisions done on his neckrather then one like planned, they also took skin graphs from his legs to replace what they took. i was told he is doing as good as to b exspected considering the surgary he had. i am on my way out there as of 9 a.m so i won't b around till saturday sometime.....hope all have a good few days and i will update all as soon as i can. fubar love from crazy *wink*

Is It Enough ??
They say a friend in need Is a friend indeed. I wouldn't know Up until now I have never had one. A friend that is, Not a need. I have had needs a'plenty, Just no friends to fullfil them. But now, Just when things look blackest I seem to have found a friend. But not just one... Somehow, By some miracle I don't understand, There are people lining up To try to keep me here. To help me feel better Or to try to feel better... I certainly never expected this. I'm not sure where they came from, But they're there And deep inside I can't help feeling That these are my true friends. That I should be very grateful for them And to them. Which I am. But I'm asking 'Is it enough?' And I'm afraid I don't know What the answer is..

Steve For You.
As i laid in your arms, I gazed in your eyes. I felt the love in you for me, Emerging from your gaze. To feel your breathe on mine, The passion of your kisses. The gentle touch of your hand, Going down my arm. Looking you in the eyes, Telling you "I love you". Hear my words feel them, As they burn into your heart. The silence of our words, None need to be uttered. Knowing you love me Steve, As much as I love you.

The Mocking Laughter Of Bullets
It was a mostly quiet desert day except the moments when death came, swiftly taking another brother away. The mocking laughter of bullets died. We don't know why we do what we do. During death there is no time to blame another for the miseries we walk through. The mocking laughter of bullets died. We arm for conflict yet pray for peace. There is no real winner left in this game, just a wish the sorrow would cease. The mocking laughter of bullets died. Another desert wind blows softly. Day runs into day, all the same; silence after the wail of a banshee. The mocking laughter of bullets died.

Don't Cry
well the shit hit the fan last night. my mom go in a fight with my al-anon sponcer but it was not much of a fight because she slpped him and he cries like a baby and start rattling about what a tough day it was for him. i said, "tough day for you? im the one whos mom got in a fight!" I think i need another sponcer now.

Yet Another Day
yet another day in my life...lol... well, Ronnie is coming to get some of his things today while I'm gone to school. He doesn't want to be here while I'm here which i suppose I understand. Oh well, life goes on.... on a different note..... it's a lovely fall day with a slight breeze and I'm alive...lol... hmmmm, oh, Laura...bite me.... you and Dea both...haha, I had to write a paper for English class and it's due tonight... it turned out pretty good I think. I have a test tomorrow in world civ that's going to kick my ass... ugh, it's gonna be an all nighter... well, I'm off to shower.. ya'll have a great day...

To You With Much Hate...
Alone she sits and stares surrounded by evil, but no one is there. Held captive in her thoughts, breathing slowly stops. The reaper sings a horrifying tune, and he waits on the other sid eof the moon. Adrenaline races through her brain, this good girl becomes insane. she can't hold in her pain anymore. she stands to shut the door. The phone rings, it's the guy everyone loves to hate. The fucking asshole put me in this state. He tellsme many lies," Please forgive me" he cries. I play along with his game, telling him everything is still the same. Now he's on his way there thinkinking I still care, he's in for a big surprise! He opens the door and can't believe his eyes. A loaded 12 gauge gives him a smile. He grabs the phone and tries to dial. i stick the barrel to his chinand say,"Looks like I win!" The gun blows him a sweet kiss and his soul drops into the black abyss. I walk outside with no remorse ,and look into the sky and shout "Let it be what it is because I am creeping death!"

Broken Apart...
All my life I wanted stability, faithfulness and someone to stay true. When we found each other I thought it was you. I recieved stability, but faithfulness and staying true obviouslywasn't you. Three years down the drainafter thousands of little white lies and many "potential wives". I leave to protect my heart and our children seeing rip each other apart. I tried to change. Thinking you didn't like my ways, but all I did was betray myself from beingtrue. I can't remain because all this pain I can't take no more. I've been as true as I could , especially when I fucked up I came right to you. At least you could have done the same, instead you just pushed us far away

Strength And Character...
In a world as big as the one we are in how can one feel so alone. To feel as though they are stuck and will never move forward to accomplish the simplest things in their dreams. A fear of being a failure to prove people wrong is enough weight on one's shoulders to make them collapse. To have a shoulder to cry on or open arms to give you a big warm hug once in a while would help boost one's self esteem, but through the fog there are no shadows nor even human life acknowledging their existance. To feel as though you are good enough for anyone is hard especially with many imperfections. To have any trust in a situation is hard even though you want to believe that it is what it is, but the gaurd is up due to being betryed too many times. But one knows that in this great big fucked up world, you are never alone because all you need is you and be you and have you. The strength from the trials and tribulations is what made you.

Flying Free...
Lord give me wings so I can fly free, free from the evil surrounding me. Give me the strength I need to have so I can move on and look back at the past. Grant me courage and help me to see the fake people that won't let me break free. Allow me the wisdom and knowledge I need to help my character be what it needs to be. Watch over me and guide the way so I can watch my children when I'm old and gray. Please forgive my wrongs I've done but try to remember I was young and dumb. Make me feel alive and free to remove this shadow holding me. Give me your love and I shall conquer to keep on completing me because now I am flying free.

Letter Of Desperation...
To whom it may concern this is my last will and testimony. I hope and pray evil the evil things will go away so I cancontinue and live my life with out the insanity in my life. To still believe in what I got and for my love not to fade aaway. I try to devote every last breath I have to the ones I only love. Even if it does not seem like a lot, and hope they still see that this is me and all that I have to give. To mend my past and imagine the future and to conquer my dreams are my only goals I have set to lead me to my true happiness once yet again. To who ever can see or is watching over me, please know that I wear my heart on my sleeve to complete the grieving I have not yet complete. In hopes that soon the bridge I need to cross also lead me to another chapter completed.. to the ones I cherish the most, please don't leave me in my time of need. Recognize that my love is unconditional and I will stay by your side if you stay by mine. Please realize this is my time to face my trials a

Eye Of The Beholder...
In the eye of the beholder who is one to judge? In this fucked up world everyone has many trials and tribulations but most are created because one does not want to see the truth. Lies, remorse, despare are all emotions one encounters when denial is running thick. In society you will see many followers and few leaders only due to people too afraid to feel their own feelings and follow their own intuitions. Although there are some who stay true to their beliefs and values and never fall prey into the insanity some create to take the focus off there own problems. Those are the real people who always come out on top. They are the ones who are the "eye of the beholder".

Happy Fall To The Pumpkins In My Pumpkin Patch!!!!
HAPPY FALL TO YOU' From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!! A woman was asked by a coworker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?' The coworker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.' This was passed on to me by another pumpkin. Now it's your turn to pass it to other pumpkins. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.

Untitled...
Another day another dollar staying on my grind. Time has past my friends at last are falling all behind. No time to chat or time to think everythings moving to fast, uncontrollable situations makes things that are dear to me fall in the past. Now all I can do is grab the brake and yank it fast, and rekindle everything before I miss my chance. To everyone who has fell behind me please catch up quick, for I am on a never ending journey that won't let me stall for long.

Self Inventory..
Today I sit back and take a personal inventory of everything I had ever wanted...unfortunatly I have only accomplished a few things....as I stood at the fork in the road to choose my direction that I thought I had wanted to go down I was amazed as I had had gotten to the bottom....I had defenatly picked the wrong one.....on that journey I had been hurt and cheated out of everything that I had once wanted....except for my children and my poetry....I was lead to be hurt in numerous ways....guys that only brought me down and a terrible marriage that ruined my trust and dignity as well as got me further away from my goals.....honestly I had hit my breaking point and had hit a bottom....the only thing to do is to work my way back......as I trudge my way back up it is not as easy as it had seemed to be.....divorce and raising 3 kids on my own....working full time to support my kids in the absence of their "fathers" and being alone in my journey yet again.....my inventory has totally been fl

So Sick..
Why is it every time I have a job I get screwed? Once again my children have been sick since they have been in daycare so I have been missing work....but yet I am told that I am a great worker who gives it my all....although if I miss any more time no matter what for even a death in the family with proof or not they have to let me go....what do they expect for a single mother trying to get by and who refuses to subject my kids to cash assistance from welfare let alone probably doesn't even qualify for it!!! So once again my friends I am looking for a new job even though I still have the one that I am at right now....but they cut my hours to part time...I also had told them that there is no one else but ME to care for my kids and it is my responsibility to care for them.....with out me they have NO ONE.....it's like they expect me to pawn off my babies and not worry about them so I can be there for my job....no matter what my children come First!!!!!!!! .so frustrated that I feel like c

Annonymous
The wind sings a different song, A different song than last. A weird new world, a better one, is where we find ourselves cast. A one of starlight, A one of passion, A one of peacefull bliss. On my knees I thank my god for a blessing as divine as this. Eyes like pools of water, that sweep you off your feet. The touch of his fingers as soft as silkness, like an air dried cotton sheet. His heart is a place I have been searching for, searching all through youth. From my first steps, To my mother's breast, To the skin breaking of my first tooth, but up until now I have never realized I was living just for you! Falling through a darkend carvern, searching for the light. There is a reason for this season, to make love out of spite. Our gardens burned and our sins forgotten, A chance to turn wrong to right. Can we lose ourselves this time? Maybe, one never really knows. Hind sight is 20/20 I'll tell you when I'm old. When I close

My Sanity....
My thoughts of today have me full of rage and an emotional mess to where I am about to explode...Dishonor or lies push me away even more than were I was at....Games that are played I can defenatly play better but yet I am not one to drop to that level so I make my move quietly and continue with my life....Strength and character will defenatly get me farther than someone who never had anything or ever amount to anything....To the ones who are trying to bring me down YOU CAN'T WIN!!! I have come out of a never ending battle with more strength then anyone could ever imagine....keep testing me and you will see my actions with no remorse and I defenatly won't ever look back....see it was good in the beginning but the truth prevailed....sorry for you but you are now dismissed!!

Hmmm Who Knows....
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]

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Thought This Quite Amusing
A local councilman, well I doubt he's a councilman anymore but who knows with this town; was arrested back in June for DUI...not a big deal, he's been through this before. he was supposed to go to court this month but it was postponed due to a change in lawyers...he switched from a local lawyer to someone from cleveland. Here's the amusing part--according to the news, this councilman, when pulled over by the police, told them that he had kept driving around the block because he saw a 12 pack in the road. I about died laughing.... I sure hope the rest of our city council have a few more brain cells than that one. His court appearance has been moved to some date in November... My opinion on the whole thing--he'll probably get a hefty fine and no time in jail--after all he was part of city council!

Sox Take Game 1
so october is in full "swing" with the start of the MLB playoffs....The SOX took game 1 in a 4-0 shutout against the LA Angels of Anaheim...beckett pitched a nearly perfect game giving up only a couple hits in the first inning and shutting down the rest of the angels lineup in the remaining innings....if last nite is any indication then the SOX will soon be bringing another WORLD SERIES trophy home soon!!!!...and with Dice-K and Schilling pitching games 2 and 3 we're definitlely in good contention to sweep this first series!!! GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Cuz i love that dirty water.....oooohhhhh BOSTON ur my home!!!!!!!!!!"