HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus can wipe out your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known
as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system. If neither WINE nor BEER
achieves the desired results, then Take Everything Quickly Until
Intoxicated Liquor Allowance (TEQUILA) is reached. This antidote has
never failed!
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
