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What Is Your Favorite Color...hehehehe
Yellow: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire. Pink: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate

Emerald Tablet
The Emerald Tablet "The pagans believed that the zodiac formed the body of the Grand Man of the Universe. This body, which they called the Macrocosm (The Great World), was divided into twelve major parts, one of which was under the control of the celestial powers reposing in each of the zodiacal constellations. Believing that the entire universal system was epitomized in man's body, which they called the Microcosm (the Little World), they evolved that now familiar figure of 'the cut-up man in the almanac' by allotting a sign of the zodiac to each of twelve major parts of the human body." - MPH, "The Microcosm" "The Tablet probably first appeared in the West in editions of the pseudo-Aristotelian Secretum Secretorum which was actually a translation of the Kitab Sirr al-Asar, a book of advice to kings which was translated into Latin by Johannes Hispalensis c. 1140 and by Philip of Tripoli c.1243. Other translations of the Tablet may have been made during the same period by Pl

Regression
Doors once open now slammed shut Windows are now shuttered Though I am home No one more shall enter And I dare not venture out My life will be as secret that no one cares about Too many times I've tried To allow myself to live Too many times I've died I have nothing more to give So once more into my hovel the place that I call my own I enter to take my shelter So that to pain I am not prone The sunlight I'll no longer see The dark will be my light Lonliness will be my friend In my world turned upside down. 08/07

Fool
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame? Don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you No flaws when you're pretending But now I know she Without the mask, where will you hide? Can't find yourself lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore

606
This is just a little note to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving. I am not sure how much I'm going to be around the next few days...So I thought I'd leave that lil note. :) May your food be delish & may you be safe & just enjoy the time with your friends or familiy. Much love to all of you!! Glitter Graphics & Comments

The Mark
Kisses from your lips do linger As do the tracing from your finger the glowin passion slowly ebbs while I dance upon a spider's web Sitting in love's after glow Embracing the love I've come to know I hold your memory close to me hoping this is truly ment to be Of past love I have let go To give this seedling room to grow A brand new gargen from a single seed will quickly fill my every need Just as your loving arms embrace my broken heart love has encased No longer doomed to eternal dark. This time love has hit it's mark. Belle 8/19/07

Good Evening, One And All!
What an interesting evening! I was asked to witness my first Fumarriage, lol. I was the witness for Mad Cheshire Cat as he Fumarried summerbreeze in Diablos Lounge! How lovely! It was another long day at work. Didn't get home until 7:45. All in all it was a good day, lol. This will be another short blog, as I'm tired, lmao! At some point I would like to tell you about the most interesting Tarot reading I was given on Saturday - took 2 hours! Yes, there was lots to tell me, lol. Looks as though my life will continue to be very interesting. And what else is new, lol! Good night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings for all my friends, all over the world! Later! Muahz!

Poetry
Poetry Tonight There is poetry in the sky tonight Magnificence is in the air There is love within my heart tonight And you are the one who put it there There is poetry in the sky tonight Excellence upon the ground My past memories grow dimmer as my future begins to glimmer There is poetry in the sky tonight Romance is everywhere Moonlight slowly fades away as shines the light of a brand new day. Belle 8/20/07

Lessons From The Dying.
Last night I held the hand of a dying cancer patient and listen to all he had to say. He told me he had had cancer for 10 years and he had been give 6 months when diagnosed, he said positive thinking was the key to a good long life. This is what he told me. Everyday is a new start, its a clean slate that hasn't been written on yet, and you can choose to fill it with joy and happiness or anger and sadness. Choose to fill it with joy and happiness and you will live a long, healthy, happy and meaningful life full of love. If you choose to fill it with anger and sadness your life will be short, empty and meaningless. You will never be happy and that will kill you in the end. His favorite Quote! Yesterday's gone forever and tomorrow may never come, which leaves the present moment. *By William Shockley He died not long after, but his words will live on in me forever, I will never forget him for as long as I live. I realized how right this man was, and I want to be like him, lear

Parents - Omg
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue; my dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in his classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Church And Home Depot
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult ... however; we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ... anything to keep our minds off sex. "Then one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she ben

Totally 80s: Extended Edition V Playlist 11/20/07
SPANDAU BALLET - Gold (12" Version) EDDY GRANT - Gimme Hope Jo'anna (12" Version) DEPECHE MODE - Behind The Wheel/Route 66 (Megamix) THE CURE - The Walk (Extended Mix) CYNDI LAUPER - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (12" Mix) THOMPSON TWINS - Love On Your Side (12" Mix) ALPHAVILLE - Sounds Like A Melody (12") M - Pop Muzik (12" Version) ELTON JOHN - I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That (12" Shep Pettibone Mix) DEAD OR ALIVE - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) (Performance Mix) PET SHOP BOYS - Always On My Mind (Shep's Holiday Mix) FALCO - Rock Me Amadeus (Ihn liebten alle Frauen...) (Salieri Version) PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION - Let's Go Crazy (Special Dance Remix) VISAGE - Mind Of A Toy (Extended Version) FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - Relax (Sex Mix) ULTRAVOX - Reap the Wild Wind (12" Version) SWING OUT SISTER - Breakout (A New Rockin' Mix) BLANCMANGE - Living on the Ceiling (Remix) OMD - Locomotion (12" Version) PETER SCHILLING - Major Tom (Coming Home) (Special Extended Ver

Hey Everyone
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am back on dsl so I'll be around more often. Thanks to those of you that kept showing me love while I was gone. I hope to catch up with everyone soon. huggles and stuff Bren TrollDOll

Do They See
I wonder do they see the pain within his soul Do they see the broken heart of the child I wonder do they see the hate and rage that he hides Do they see the sadness in his eyes I wonder do they see the hurt and the fear The anger and the hate I wonder do they see his longing to be held Do they see him fight back the tears that he so desperately wants to cry I wonder do they see the cuts and scrapes Do they see him wanting a real home a place to call his own I wonder do they see do they really

I Can't Complain.
After talking to many of the attendees of Archon 31/Tuckercon this past August, I had tentatively decided to go this year this year. http://www.archonstl.org/32/index.html I shot over 500 photos there. One of my big reasons for going to cons are the costumes. Friends and guests are two other reasons I go. I was assured that this coming year would be bigger. The one in August was also the NASFIC and the memberships where quite a bit more than normal. So some of the locals apparently did not show due to the cost. That plan has gone out the window now. I have been invited to be Fan Guest of Honor at Fencon. http://www.fencon.org/ They just happen to be the same weekend due to a conflict with the hotel. I won't see as many costumes but many of them are of the same quality. The filk is great. It is one of the best fan run cons it Texas. Come see for yourself.

Ps3-assassin's Creed
Opening Trailer for the Game My latest PS3 obsession: Assassin's Creed by UbiSoft Seemingly set in the holy land during the crusades, Assassin's Creed allows the player to assume the genetic memories of one of his ancestors, Altair, who was part of an elite brotherhood of master killer. Stripped of your rank early on, due to some poor judgement calls and failure to obey the sects creed, your goal is to regain your rank and priveledges while also taking on the invading European Crusaders. Graphics are stunning, no other way to put it. The player is immersed in an open world game play centered around 3 huge cities: Jerusalem, Damascus, and Acre and the political struggle between 3 waring parties. Detail in the game is taken to a new level, as interactions while walking through a crowd are dependant not only on how the player interacts but the level of awareness in each of the people in the crowd. For example, guards patrol the streets but unless you are doing somethin

Raging Storm
angry rain storm furiously drags on through dead of night water drowning grass flowers roots of trees so by dawn life is renewed raging storm makes me dream of you awake missing your kisses velvet caresses covering my soul in the night yearning for your voice whispering in my ear speaking worshipful words making me blush swoon in your arms soon so very soon

To My Friends.......
God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendys, and Dairy Queen. He saw you thirsty & created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water. GOD saw you in the dark & created Light. GOD saw you without a Good looking, adorable, Friend.... so He created ME

A "my Turn" A La Mode......
To the guy in Kansas City, Missouri: You brought the cigarette to my attention that I am holding in one of my pictures by saying "Smoking isn't good for you at all!". You Sir....are an ASTUTE genius! But may I remind you that neither is caffeine, alcohol, fried foods, pork, driving, unprotected sex, arguing with me, cliff diving, cell phones, microwaves, tightroping, petting strange dogs, carbs, partially hydrogenated oils, the sun, not jerking off enough, and jumping on a trampoline (With one of those protective cage things).....for starters. Let me say this to you: I have survived Desert Storm as a Master at Arms, and a member of the Radiological Decontamination Team. I have also survived an internal hemmorage that required serious surgery and an imperative blood transfusion and a fall off of a 35 ft. cliff (In which I was defibbed). I was "carried" away from my marriage to my bastardly ex husband so basically...I can smoke if I want to. You should have inquired a little m

A Child's Night
Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor Wobbling and weak she feels for the door Depression fills her body and mind Hurting the young son Her words are so unkind Belittling and bashing seem easier to do Than dealing with her issues One by one or even two by two She's done screaming lies She laughs a little when her young son cries Sip Sip Sip Sip As life fades away She passes out on the couch And dreads another day Her young son is so angry Yet, He still cares Because although angry, he is more scared He picks his mom up And brings her to bed Tucks her in the sheets And kisses her head The young son walks up stairs Questioning why he still cares Climbs into bed Drifts away with pain in his head Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor

Is She Attracted To Me?
All the signs are there -- if you know how to read them By David Wygant Sepcial to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Nov 20, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Be the first to rate: Sign in to rate! Read all 10 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg I get so many emails from men asking me this question: "How do I know if she is attracted to me on date?" This a great question, and knowing the answer will make going in for that kiss become her idea and not yours. That's right, guys -- the first kiss has to be her idea. She has to want it and desire it, and learning what her body language is saying is key to the first kiss and knowing if she is attracted to you. When you are out on a date, sit across from her at a table, or if you are about to sit in a booth, let her sit down first and see where she invites you to sit. Some women will invite you to sit right down next to them in the booth and some will not. If she invites you to sit do

Cranberry Jello
2 CANS JELLIED CRANBERRY 2 LARGE CANS CRUSHED PINEAPPLE 2 LARGE BOXES BLACK CHERRY JELLO OR CRANBERRY JELLO 1 BAG SHELLED WALNUTS FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE JELLO WHEN YOU PUT BOILING WATER ADD THE JELLIED CRANBERRY TO MELT IN A LARGE BOWL DRAIN THE PINEAPPLE GET ALL THE JUICE OUT ADD THE COLD WATER TO THE JELLO THEN PUT IN THE PINEAPPLE SPREAD IT AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS PUT WALNUTS ON TOP THEY WILL RISE TO THE TOP PUT IN FRIDGE THE NIGHT BEFORE

Wtf Is There Standards Or Not?
I placed a pic on my profile and it was rated for NSFW?? It had the word "FUCK" in it as it was a pic of a t-shit "Fuck me I'm Irish". Now I can agree that this word may not be suitable at work (though many say that and worse at work), but what is the standard? If I am able to view naked pics of people (not complaining) without being added as a friend nor marked as NSFW, or if I can see a small clip of people humping (again not complaining, or even read a very erotic blog without it being marked for NSFW, then were is the standards? It seems that the FUBAR gods allow females or people they like to place whatever they please on here while others are set to higher standards.

Not All Guys Are Sexiest Pigs.(sorry)
=== '~Tattooed Goddess~' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-20 15:19:22'.. > > i bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how

No Title
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.

In The Beginning . . .
Hey all! I am currently working on some scripts for 3 mini series comics I created in hopes it makes it to print through a studio. During this I am working on my art to see if I can make an online comic. Yes I know everyone is doing it but I am thinking of a new way of doing it. Hopefully noone has done it yet. Another thing I am working on is a possible label for some friends who are aspiring visual and singing artists. It isn't going to something as usual for a label, but I will be doing something to promote unity as in a group in some sort, but they will have their own solo projects of course. This is a new venture for me and hope it works out. Thanx! Jay!

Thanksgiving...
will be spent half with Brian, and half on a train back home. I'm going to hate leaving, but I really have no choice. So I won't be online at all from Thursday afternoon til sometime Friday. Maybe even Saturday, depending on how much I want to sleep Friday when I get home. I don't sleep well when I travel and it's an overnight train. So I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and have a great rest of the week =)

Too Bad
Running down another dream Things are'nt always what they seem I'm sorry for the way things are I'm sorry they have gone this far I walked along the beach today And cried for you along the way Your journeys over like a setting sun But yet your life has just begun All things will change but not for thee The life you wanted's now a memory As darkness settled in my heart I wept of a way for you to start But what has happened can't be undone Before your twenty your no longer one And soon he'll leave just like I've said And lifes hardest lesson will pound your head I have not lied nor will I now I'll try and help you through somehow Your heart must listen it cannot hate I've witnessed others with your fate The life you live is no longer yours Your just some sand upon the shores You decide for no one other than The one inside you who'll need a plan

Thank You My Friend's
The loneliest thing I know As I sit recalling the past A lost little Boy all alone Wishing for peace at last A big smile and bright blue eyes Was how my secret safely slept I did good hiding the depression Locked in my room while i wept I was invisible to my mother Lost because acquaintances weren't true friends But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for the end The loneliest thing I know Used to be myself And I probably wouldn't have made it If my friends hadn't helped

Pumpkin Pie
6 OZ GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST 1 CAN 15 OZ PUMPKIN 1 CAN 14 OZ SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK 2 EGGS 1 TSP GROUND CINNAMON 1/2 TSP GROUND NUTMEG 1/2 TSP GROUND GINGER 1/2 TSP SALT PREHEAT OVEN 425 MIX ALL INGREDIENTS POUR INTO CRUST BAKE 15 MINUTES REDUCE OVEN TEMP TO 350 BAKE 35-40 MINUTES LONGER THEN COOL IF U WANT 2 PIES DOUBLE THE RECIPE

Blah Blah Blah...
I'm so bored right now it's insane! I'm really happy that Nea got the spotlight! It's nice to see someone from AfterHours in there! :) I'm watching Family Guy right now, there's a marathon on tonight and I have the feeling that I'll be home all night watching it. Ugh, my ex got out of jail today and I'm sooooooo not happy about it. He's gonna stalk me again. Gross. I was going to go over to my friend's today to talk to her but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Well, I'm done rambling for now I don't wanna spill all my drama business all over fubar anyways! LOL!

My Naughty Application
My Naughty Application Please pimp me like a whore that will make you come running back for more. I want to be you slave under your evil sexually demands. Let my eyes feast upon your body like starving beast from hell. Can my trembling hands roam about your divine flesh of temptation? Let my wigging tongue have the forbidden threat of tasting you? Baby let me have all that you have to offer me. Can I sex you up more than three times days? Can I make all your wildest dreams come true? Please let me show what you mean to me. I will serve and bow to your will like you are my king. I would shower with love that would overwhelm your heart and soul. I will dress and undress you. I will sponge bath you like a naughty nurse. I would dry you with body and hair. I would cry your tears, so you would never have to shed them. I cuddle up close to keep you warm and safe. I would moan, groan and scream out your name for all to hear as we are making love. No sexually act would not

Lost In You
"Lost" Can I be dreaming once again? I'm reaching helpless I descend You lead me deeper through this maze I'm not afraid I'm lost in you everywhere I run Everywhere I turn I'm finding something new Lost in you, something I can't fight I cannot escape I could spend my life lost in you! Lost in you! Your whispers fill these empty halls I'm searching for you as you call I'm racing, chasing after you I need you more I'm lost in you everywhere I run Everywhere I turn I'm finding something new Lost in you, something I can't fight I cannot escape I could spend my life lost in you! I could never be the same Something that I could never arise I could never look away I lost myself in you! It's all over now! Lost in you! Everywhere I run Lost in you! Everywhere I run! Lost in you!

Wrote Along Time Ago
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed.

Me And My Lion Queen
Every Man And OOMAN Shall Find each odder tru de dark clouds and follow JAH Rastafaris light, O Praise ye Jah for INI will survive tru de wickedness of Satan and restore Modder Eart To her rightful throne,Every King Will find his Queen tru all de Pain an sufferation dat will expose deir heart an Every Queen will send out dat deir scent to a King Lion Dat has de strong hold on his Kingdom an dat Will Rule de Nation with Strong Vibration , Both Lions King and Queen shall Protect and Hunt an Feast for deir children to Build deir own Dynasty. ME and My Queen Our Dynasty Begins!!

Thinking Of You
SITTING HERE THINKING OF YOU HOLDING ME TIGHT HOLDING ME NEAR.... OUR EYES MEET OUR LIPS TOUCH IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.... PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME NOW FOR IT WOULD HURT SO MUCH..... YOU HAVE MY HEART HOLD IT CLOSE FOR MY LOVE WILL NEVER SAY NO...

Sacrifices
ALOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING HERE LATELY AND THEY HAVE MADE ME THINK BOUT MY YOUNGER YEARS. i DON'T REGRET ANYTHING I HAVE DONE AND I AM NOT GONNA TRY AND SAY I DO CAUSE IT BE A LIE. ITS MORE LIKE THE MISTAKE I KEPT MAKING ENDED ME UP HERE WHERE I AM AT TODAY BUT I LOOK BACK AND REALIZE HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED TO GET WHERE I AM AT.aLL THE PEOPLE I PUSHED AWAY THE LOVE I ONCE HAD BUT LOST OVER MY OWN STUPIDITY. I HAVE LOST ALOT OF THINGS AND EVERYTIME I SAID I WAS GONNA STRAIGTEN MY ACT OUT I NEVER DID IT FOR GOOD CAUSE I ALWAYS FELL BACK LIKE IT WAS AN ADDICTION. I DIDN'T GIVE THAT LIFE UP BECAUSE I HAD TO BUT BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULDN'T BE HAPPY WITH IT I COULD'VE HAD MONEY AND GORLS AND WHATEVER I WANTED BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPY SO I GAVE UP THE LIFE I SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR BUT ITS OK IT TOOK AWHILE FOR ME TO REALIZE IT BUT I KNOW NOW WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS ARE AND EVEN IF ITS SO FEW ATLEAST I HAVE THEM PPL I CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON INSTEAD OF HITTING MY KNEES AND BEING ALONE

Show Me Some Love
Hell i hope this goes through this time lol. I was going through reading some blogs earlier and i was thinking how i have never blogged because i never had anything to say. Well thats all changed lol. I quit smoking 33 days ago and am very proud of every day i go with out lighting a ciggarette. I know its different for everyone but this is the hardest thing i have ever done so SHOW ME SOME LOVE PEOPLE FOR QUITTING SMOKING LOL

Leave Me Alone If....
you lie that your NOT just after sex! you lie about just wanting someone to fill some time for you! you lie about NOT needing company! you lie about your NOT on the rebound! you lie about your not after just a play toy! Might take me a minute or two but I will figure out what the alterior motive for being with me is. I might look stupid, and even act stupid. But trust me...far from it. So be honest and blunt and life will be peachy!

And The Penis Said
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don'

A Few Simple Thoughts
WOW.. I have to retype this whole thing cause I timed out... this sucks. SO.. I'm sitting here.. really relatively new to this whole idea. Especially new to fubar... and I"m thinking to myself.. what the heck. I am really out of the loop. Being a 41 year old divorced mom is nothing like it was 20 years ago when I could saunter into a bar and be the biggest flirt there. I dont know if it's the unconscious feeling of realizing I'm 41 and OMG I'm going to say it, "middle aged," or is it that I've gotten a whole new perspective on how I present myself to the world. I grew up somewhere and gained a more respectable sense of self. I am not just out for a guy for his six packs... unless it's the liquid kind.. lol. I'm also alot more than a set of boobs and sexy knees...lol. I have an education, a mind ( yes it functions very well) and a great sense of humor. SO you'll have to forgive me for not flaunting the exterior...cause I feel the interior is so much more important.

My Friends
-------------~*~*~*~*~------------- I LOVE THESE PEOPLE! THEY ROCK! SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVIN!!! -------------~*~*~*~*~------------- RJeezy aka DJ AckRite۞NeaNeasEverything۞Fubars After Hours Owner@ fubar ♥AsH.WeeE♠AFTERHOURS ASST MGR♠DjMystiksFU-Wifey♥Nea'sLover♥@ fubar ♫Southern Bi Princess♫PLZ READ PAGE FIRST[After Hours Lounge Head Greeter]@ fubar ~Dj Mystik~ ۞ FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™DJ ۞♥AsH.WeeE♠'s Fu-Husband@ fubar Ben DoveЯ®™@ fubar ::Alex::--♥..C.W.O.F Member..♥ *Fubar After Hours Greeter*@ fubar -------------~*~*~*~*~------------- I KNOW SHE ISNT IN THE PIC BUT THIS GIRL IS FREAKIN HOTT! I LOVE ME SOME FREEKY AND I KNOW YOU WILL TOO! SHOW HER SOME LOVEINS! Ðj Fŕëëķŷ @ åf‡ërhǒǖŕ§ ~ Šÿbër Mîlë§ Fû-fîåñçë@ fubar --

Dear Friends And Family
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving just to let you know I will be canceling my fubar acct after christmas ! I have enjoyed my time here thank you all very much .. If you have myspace let me know :) BabyDoll

Scoots...
The Truth for Bikers ~ * Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. * Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. * Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph! * You start the game of life with a full pot O luck and an empty pot of experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before You empty the pot of luck. * If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. * Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. * Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. * It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. * The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. * Never be afraid to slow down. * Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. * Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. * Riding faster th

Caramel-pecan Pie Recipe
Caramel-Pecan Pie Ingredients: • 1-9 inch unbaked pie shell • 2/3 cup sugar • 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted • 3 eggs • 1 jar Smucker's® Caramel Spoonable Ice Cream Topping • 1-1/2 cups pecan halves Directions: 1. In mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly with fork. Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Stir in topping and butter; mix well. Stir in pecan halves. Pour filling into pie shell. Bake at 350° F for 45 minutes or until knife inserted off-center comes out clean. Cool thoroughly on rack before serving. Cover; chill to store. Yield: 1 pie

My State
Ok here the deal I am in a vary weird kinda pattarn not sure if it is good or bad . First off people who know me very well well have made very rude and crude comments about my personal life which put me in a down moodbasically telling me that I am ugly I dont think I am but hey , 2 I have had two of my ex girlfriens contact me over the past few days one who I havnt talked to in over two years she wants to go back out weird the other I she wanted me back but I was not sure now she told me she wants me back weird . So I told them my new out look on life which is no more will I ever go back meaning if we parted ways in the past it was for a reason so I told the both of them that I want nothing to do with them . 3 My boss gave me my review this week OH BOY he sure can make shit up wow all to keep from giving me a raise sucks . 4 I found a friend with benifis supposedly who never in the mood So wow I must say I kinda at a loss 5 I HAVE A WEEKS VAC NEXT WEEK BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH OR P

The Night
It's a beautiful night, a little cold, but not so much that I'm shivering. Its about seven in the evening and we are headed to your place after dinner. The unspoken promise of what is about to happen hangs in the air like a fog, clouding the conversation. I no longer know what the topic is. We head inside the house, and standing in the front entry you bend down to kiss me. Not forcefully or demanding, but sweet and sensual, more is said in that kiss than a million words could ever say. You lead me up a flight of stairs touching me the whole way. Not groping, but slight touches that reassure me that your there. Once in the room we take turned slowly peeling away each-others clothing. We gently explore the newly uncovered flesh as we go along. You lay me on the bed, and lean over and whisper in my ear, "I wanna watch you baby." "Tell me how." I respond, a slight smile on your lips. "Start with your breasts." So I reach up and start fondling my Large White globes, circling the a

Auto Pilot!
Okay. I've only just now processed the fact that I'm hungry. I was at work for approximately fourteen hours today, which isn't really a great deal of time, but I was so busy that I never got around to eating anything. I didn't even have breakfast or a snack. It didn't even dawn on me during the day, as I've been so terribly busy. Of course, I've been a mindless bit of baggage, going on auto pilot, taking call after call after call after call. I even managed to take several calls at once steadily throughout the day, alternately placing each on hold to collect more information and to assure 'em that I had not forgotten about their respective concerns. Then there's the Judge's office. It seems as if the staff is completely incapable of rescinding a warrant before hit confirmations and the like. I don't even want to think about the amount of teletypes I sent to various agencies. Seriously. I spent hours pouring over teletypes while maintaining at least five forms of traf

Drunken Dj
If you are a friend of mine, this guy ( DrUnKeN DJ )Is a asshole,and Fucks with alot of girls on this site.and many others. He is also a one star bandit. So Everyone go to his profile..and One star him to death , Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=655637

I Am Sorry......
i am sorry for all the pain that you feel inside but more than that i am sorry i am the one that caused it i am sorry for the tears that you cry each night but more than that i am sorry i am not there to wipe them off your cheeks i am sorry for the emptiness you feel but more than that i am sorry that it is me that you are lacking i am sorry that i have to say goodbye everyday but more than that i am sorry that you have to go at all i am sorry for the world that you have to live in but more than that i am sorry that you have to suffer in it but most of all i am sorry that you are growing up and i am missing all of it

Crazy Today We Have
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the r is ks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, We would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we we

Gone
Hello, Do to un-foreseen events i will no longer be able to continue on fubar. as of this friday i will no longer have a place to live. yep being thrown out to the street. atleast this time i will have a car to use for shelter if i cant find any thing else temporarly till i have enought $$$ to get a place where my heart is.

Pillow Talk
It's amazing some of the things that you can get away with saying in bed. For instance, any other circumstance in which someone asks you to suck their dick would be considered pretty rude and inflammatory... but in bed it can be one of the biggest turn ons one could possibly hear. Now obviously not everyone likes to hear what can be considered "degrading" phrases or words in bed, but others do. And even those of the population who don't like to talk while the sex is going on, appreciate hearing a few compliments afterwards. I'd like to look at some bedroom phrases and how they affect people (positively that is, we'll skip the negative part cuz it's rather pointless.). Hopefully using some of these phrases, words and compliments will help some people in their bedroom life. I've had friends ask me before just what they're supposed to say during sex, and what's off-limits. Who knows, maybe this will help some other people out too - that's the goal anyway! We'll start with phrases

Your Heartbeat
Your Heartbeat As my mind seems to wander I feel myself slipping away. In exhaustion I fall emersed in your arms. I find comfort in the sound of your heartbeat that lulls me into a seemingly never ending feeling of happiness. As I lay my head on your chest it takes me away from a reality of problems. This feeling of comfort clenses my mind and allows me to continue on along the road of life. Sometimes the sound of your heartbeat is all I live for. It's the sound that tells me that everything is going to be okay and that there really is a reason to laugh and to smile. For me the sound of your heartbeat is a reminder of how much you really love and care about me. For this gift of comfort, I am thankful.

Sleeping The Day Away.....
Damn, I have been sleeping the day away! I had an appointment this morning for an MRI on my neck and the last time I had one and only my knee was in the machine, I had a panic attack. I am claustrophobic! I don’t like small spaces what so ever. So they told me to take valium beforehand to help me relax. I not only took a valium, I also took a muscle relaxer. Ooops.. ;) But I wanted to make damn sure that I wasn’t going to freak out. Peter drove me there so I didn’t have to worry about driving. I almost fell asleep in the car for the 25 minute ride. I made it through my scan without even moving. I was fine. I won’t know the results from it until my doctor contacts me. I am sure with the Holiday; it won’t be until next week. Then I came home and tried to work and I was just so sleepy so I laid down on my bed and fell asleep for hours! I had to wake up because the “My Favorite Things” Oprah show is on right now. I enjoy seeing all the neat gifts she gives the entire aud

A Spring Day
A Spring Day On a spring day, the warm breeze blows over the ground, moving the black dirt through the air. The sun is menacingly hot, while it watches over the day. A tractor is heard diligently working the ground. A cloud of dust runs behind the tractor as if trying to catch it. Clouds in the sky race with the wind. As the wind soars ahead to win the race, the clouds grow heavy as drops fall from their eyes in anguish over the lost race. The falling tears wipe aways dirt from the tractor. As the farmer disembarks from the tractor on her way home, her sweat is cooled by the falling drops.

Willow Rain
The warm summer rain fell on our faces and soaked our bodies, and we welcomed it with reckless abandon. Saturating us. Washing away our Inhibitions as we stripped the wet clothes off of each other. By the stream where the big willow tree stands, you took me to the ground on the soft wet grass. Naked together. Brushing wet strands of hair from my face, your lips kiss the drops of rain away as they gently fall. Whispering words and songs that fall gently in my ear for only me to hear. Sweet nothings. Your mouth, hot and sweet encloses over mine. Tasting me and sucking my lips into yours. Wet tongues graze and glide, wrapping around, searching for new and wonderful sensations. Hungry mouths. I wrap the wet clothes around your wrists and tie them to the trunk of the willow. You smile at me playfully as I run my fingers, tracing the droplets of water on your tummy. First my fingers and then my tongue gently caress your belly but

Beileve
I always believe there is a specail friend out there for you. Don't force them to do anything they don't wanna do. IF you do tht scares them off. I dont wanna play that way. I Think if you wanna keep a friend talk to he/she like she is normal and wanted not like a sexual toy and feels like there being used. If you read this then your a real friend and comment this so i know how you feel when yo uread this special blog feel free if you feel unconfortable commenting here leave it in my inbox and czu i wanna see how you feel. For all you out there that has put up with me thanks im always here if you need me. Don't be afraid to ask questions either im always gonna answer them if i don't like it ill be blunt about it.

A Promise Of A Tomorrow
A Promise for Tommorow A promise to a sweet and gentle spirit Who's words greets me daily on line A flash of a face comes before me dispersed by a new written line. The words that you speak are so moving You touch me at depths beyond time. I yearn to reach out across the screen And hold you so close in my arms. If ever we meet on the tomorrow And you hold me close in your arms. I'll hope for a lifetime of tomorrows to love you with all of my might. Hold on til we meet on tomorrow And if we don't meet you will be. Tucked into my heart for forever For now and for eternity.

"nsfw"
I've been deep in thought here. I've noticed a contradiction in Fubar's ratings of what's NSFW and what's not NSFW. I've been to many a members sites and this contradiction has popped up many times. There have been photos which I and most ppl out there would categorize as a NON-NSFW photo yet for some reason the FUBAR powers that be have rated this photo NSFW. Why I ask myself and others out there? This shouldn't be a difficult decision to make. If any body part which would be covered on a beach lets say is covered in a photo, then it should NOT be catigorized as NSFW. If this specific body part is not covered in the photo then it SHOULD be catigorized as NSFW. This is too simple. Why are photos of non-nudity blocked and in some cases photos of nudity not blocked? Get it right and be consistiant. It's that easy. Just shit on my mind is all.

Life
You know LIFE can sometimes suck! No matter what you do or how hard you try sometimes things just will not go your way. Right now I have a confusing life. There is so much that I want, but am having trouble getting it. I have so many decisions that i need to make! ERRRRRRRR...You cant win for losing sometimes! I have tried. And just when you think that things are going your way...SMACK...All of a sudden the shit just falls the fuck apart! IT FUCKING SUX! Anyways, sorry that i wasted anyones time thats reading this. I am just venting!

Shower
Imagine slick skin sliding together as two people stand under the hot, pulsing spray of a thousand aquatic fingers massaging away the tension of the day...heaven. Add the erotic touch of human hands kneading, caressing and rubbing intimate regions and what you have is a recipe designed for explosion. Unlike the fantasy, bathing is an everyday necessity that most people don't put a lot of thought into. However, it can be one of the most arousing, intimate experiences a couple incorporates into their relationship. The main focus of a couple's shower is not sexual; instead it should be sensual. Increasing the level of intimacy by showering together and focusing on the erotic can open the door to new ideas. Heightening the senses can intensify the sexual encounter that may follow. The possibilities are endless. The key to the ultimate experience is communication, whether verbal or non-verbal, a willingness to try new things, and an open mind. Pre-shower preparation: Have

When A Woman Passes...
When a woman passes you by you should first notice her fresh sent, fresh like the days early sunrise warming the fresh morning dew on the grass. As she passes, you should look at her beauty, not just the outside , but the beauty of what a woman has to offer. As she passes you by you should remember the moment, dream about it in your thoughts for a minute, then turn to see her again, not to look at what a man see's , but to gasp at how life has just changed your heart forever and how a simple walk in the park on a bright spring day can make you feel loved , even if it is by someone you may never know. alot of people only look at the outside everybody needs to look at the inside, because you never know what type of person you are passing up if you look outward not inward.....

Characteristics For My Ideal Mate, A Job Description
Characteristics for my ideal mate, a job description Christian loves me for me - doesn't want to change me romantic independeant responsible honest trustworthy reliable family orientated wants to have children self assured, not self centered understanding tolerant communicates affectionate likes to cuddle (holds me without being asked) dances with me without being asked patient kind protective loyal hardworking (must have a job) sleeps at night (between 12:00a.m. and 5:00a.m.) has lived on his own alone atleast once in his life educated, atleast a high school diploma if not more a man who is protective not overbearing; who will stand up and defend me, but not tell me what to do

23 Days
So I have just a little more than 23 days before I leave!!! The excitement is building! Its goin to be SO AWESOME and FUN I can't wait. I can't wait to go get my suitcase soon and I can't wait to pack my stuff. It sucks though, I'm goin to miss my kids at work so much but I NEED A VACATION! But I think I'm goin to miss a few select friends even more! But A Well Needed Vacation.... Then Again in APRIL i get another Vacation and then!!!! For my 21st Birthday I'm goin out there again *but no one knows aobut that yet! lol* So I'm COUNTING Down! YAY! 23 days until I leave... 23 days till I get some peace of mind from here... 23 days till no stress for nine days.... 23 days until i am flyin away! lol And MAYBE if everyones lucky, I'll just stay out there... :P So In 23 days I wont be on fubar for a while. BUT!!!! IF by chance you got my celly or MOMS house phone/cell phone numbers, GIVE ME A RING/TXT :) talk laters.

No Name
Thank you for loving me the way that you do~ I hope you know that all I am and all I do~ It's because that I love you~ The day without you~ I'm just acting like a fool~ I don't care if it's day or night I just wanna talk with you because it just feels so right~ But I just can't fight~ Lying on my bed and nothing to do~ Just keep on dreaming of you~ Facing to the wall~ Waiting fo your call~ Please don't hide and come to my side~ We will share our life with love~ I'm not leaving when your sad~ I'm not running away when your mad~ I will wipe your tears when you cry~ And no more fear and never die~ Our soul will stick together~ And I'll be with you forever~

Ok ....here Goes
lately i've been really thinking of my future and when i think of the future i can't help but to dwell on the past....i remember when i used to have this master plan for my life...i knew how many kids i would have and by what age and how wealthy and successful i would be, etc... and as i'm sure you will all agree...life does not always end up as u plan...which leads me to my point....is it even worth making plans for the future??? or shall i just live life day by day and trust that things will be ok?....i have always had this unbreakable faith and i have always been ok.... so as the year comes to an end i wonder...shall i make definite plans for next year or just put them out there and trust that the universe will just find a way to give me what i want??

Happy Thanksgiving
i just wanted to tell all my good friends..Happy Thanksgiving. hope u all have a good day. just to let u all know i wont be back till friday so u dont worry about why im not here. my grandma is commin down for a visit. so after tonight will see ya all again friday. xoxoxoxoxo chris

In My Vains
The blood that courses through my veins Runs true to the Cherokee. I am the blood of my people. I am Cherokee. The trail that my forefathers walked, Saturated in their tears, The trail has become my trial I listen with their ears. I heard the wailing of the Cherokee Proud of the salty tears, I cry the tears of the Cherokee Even after all these years. I walk the trail that they cried, I hear their voices frail, I bear the blood of the Cherokee. Damn this worthless trail. 'Trail Of Tears' of the Cherokee, Long remembered in shame. I cry out for the Cherokee. I wear the Cherokee name. Hear me loud and hear me clear, No head hung in sorrow... For I am the proud Cherokee Waiting for tomorrow. I will regain what my forefathers lost. I will stand and show my pride. And all the spirits of the lost Cherokee Will be standing at my side. I am the proud Cherokee. You'd do well to remember my name. In the name of all

Please Is All We Ask
To all my friends fans and everyone else in fu land. I ask you all to please come and show some respect to a fulling brother who has lots his life fighting to make our country your country and world a better place. I also ask that you take a moment to remember those men, woman who have fulling and those that will full. At the Going Down of the Sun We will Remember Them http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50755 having a memorial service for a fallen soldier in military inc. lounge at 8 pm est there is the link click it to take you there please stop in and show respect to freinds and family of this american hero

Fubar Insight
Just wrote this from comment's on pics and stuff thank's for the Insite Keep commenting on Pic's :) blue eyes behold auburn strands of gold dimples placed so sweetly don't you want to meet me? sweet as a banana split full of flavor and lusciously thick silly as a clown i'll gladly turn your frown upside down quite quirky always in a hurry constantly on the run always lookin' for fun a smile usually on my lips so tempting don't you want a kiss? a star fell from the sky which is why that ornery twinkle dances in my eyes cute as a button nose which my creator perfectly chose just letting you get a little glimpse of me a perspective flash that other's don't always get to see

My Dark Lover
:Dark Lover: To Live in Darkness..... From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark husband, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER.

Next In Line - Karizmata
This is By Far one of the BEST songs I've heard. Its My ALL TIME FAVE and I just have to share! I can't wait till their CD comes out! This explains ME in so many ways!!! Www.myspace.com/karizmata

Soul Mates
I see you standing there yearning for what you want but I won't give in I have to tease and taunt My nails go down your back then my fingers through your hair the feelings growing stonger you want me right there But this pleasure you can't have not until I'm through you can't have me not until I've had you Now I gently kiss your chest god you feel so hot a little further down I go I think I've found the spot You pull me closer to you now your lips are touching mine the feeling that burns inside is heavenly divine Now you lay me down caressing all my curves touch me anyway you want 'cause baby it's all yours Now that you've found my spot what will you do you lay your hand on my hips and say this is all for you Now we lay side by side both feeling so satisfied you hold me in your arms so tight this can't be wrong 'cause it feels so right ------------------------------------------------- this poem is copyrighted by Mira plea

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R.i.p Dear Noleen, And Good Bye To My Mind!
Well hello.... s going to upload some pictures today but I decided not to.... yesterday I got the news that my cousin Noleen passed away in the early hours of the morning, she had been fighting cancer for some time now and boy did she fight! She was a strong woman a true Scott ... Scott being my last name lol.... I didn’t know her that well we never got the chance to talk but like all my family I loved her with all my heart, yesterday morning after being in a coma for a few days she woke up to her mum Heather, Heather told her “Its ok hunny just go back to sleep it will be ok.” She smiled so I’m told and fell asleep... then she passed away, I cried for hours when I got the news! I’m crying now as I write this!..... She was well loved by the family! And it saddens me more to know she will not be there with me at my wedding!..... I wonder sometimes if she knew it was the end, I hope where ever she is she is happy now... watching over us all and finally with no pain! This death has show

Fubar Morons...lmao
I just had the most interesting conversation with this idiot... Seems that he is VERY upset that I left a comment on his 'girls' page... Since it's a shoutbox conversation it reads from the bottom up... ->onehotpebb...: good god dude...are you really that insecure that computer comments on a page send you into a frenzy?..Grow the fuck up BOY onehotpebb...: we'll see who has the last laugh ->onehotpebb...: LOL ->onehotpebb...: You are sooo bad...I'm scared shittless ->onehotpebb...: I'm soooo damn worried ->onehotpebb...: Oh...that soooo hurt ->onehotpebb...: LMFAO onehotpebb...: go back to your room and whack off again loser ->onehotpebb...: OMG...You are such a freakin' idiot... No longer worth the giggle you were giving Me...lol onehotpebb...: bring it onehotpebb...: well, she can be on the top of your to do list forever, cuz she's taken assmunch ->onehotpebb...: Come on little man..l've straightend out more than one moron. ->onehotpebb...: If you don't want co

Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Eating
Oral sex on a woman is a little different story. I have had some REALLY bad oral sex experiences. Bad to the point where I had to say "okay, you are done." I am sure that none of the men (or women, let's be equal opportunity here) on this site are that bad, but I thought that I ought to give some pointers just so that we could avoid further mishaps. Okay, first, you don't just hit your knees and start with the oral sex. Start with the kissing and the feeling her up and the sucking her breasts . . . all this is terribly erotic and lets her know you are not just interested in her pussy. Kiss the neck and the stomach and act like she is the prettiest girl you have ever seen, because, just for tonight, she is. Make her feel like she is, and she will take YOU over the moon. So now you have her naked and spread before you and you are ready to eat her out. Who came up with that stupid term? If you dive in and start munching away at her clit it will be over before it has begun. Likewi

Dreaming Of You
In my dream of dreams, I've Always dreamed of someone like you.... Dreaming, of a man, who wants me, for who I am... Dreaming, I'd find someone to Love, Full Heart, Mind, Body, and Soul... Dreaming, of finding my *SOUL MATE*.... Dreaming, has finally stopped 'cause you have come into My Life..... And never find another *you*. You are so special that I wanted you to know I truly, completely love you so. ------------------------------------------------- PLZ DO NOT RIP THIS POEM IS COPYRIGHT BY MIRA THANKS SO MUCH

Welcome Back..
hello fubar people. what can I say, hope you have all been well I'm getting back on track with things but sadly I have dial up ...for now...lol missed you all, stop by and say hi if connections are right I might be able to say hello more later...peace.

Pleasure
INHALING THE AIR THAT SURROUNDS YOU HOLDING MY BREATH TO LISTEN FOR YOU CATCHING YOUR VOICE IN MIDAIR. BEARING UP UNDER MY HANDS ON YOU RUBBING BENEATH MY WARM PALMS ARCHING YOUR BACK TO GET CLOSE TO ME. INVITING YOUR DETERMINED TOUCH PULSING WHEN MY FINGERS SLIDE WITHIN CLUTCHING AT MY WET MUSCLES HARDENING UNDER MY CARESS TREMBLING WITH EACH BRUSH OF MY HAND THROBBING NOW WITH MY STROKES LEANING INTO THE SHELTER OF MY FRAME WANTING ONLY FOR YOU TO TAKE ME THERE. ALLOWED TO GAIN AN END TO THIS CHOKING BACK A GASPING BREATH ENCLOSING YOUR HAND BETWEEN MY THIGHS BITING MY LIP FOR THE PURE PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE I COME FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

Dreaming Of Snow Angels...
Snowflakes fly across the sky like shooting stars tonight, I sit here by the fireplace and you're by my side. You hold me like an angel, keep me safe in your arms, time has lost its meaning in the light of stars. I feel your warmth and evry beat of your heart, as I lay here in your embrace, like a child I fall asleep and close my eyes. Morning is still miles away and sun is out of sight, only the two of us are surrounded by the night. Snow covers the Main street and paints flowers to our window screen, but in my heart the flames are burning 'cause you're here with me. The winter is maybe eating violets outside, but in my heart summer never ends as long as you hold me tight. So hold my hand tonight and stay here by my side, lets make angels in the snow and watch the stars. Be my guardian angel untill the morning light, hold me in your arms as tight as you can, lets make this moment last forever and watch how the shooting stars cover this land.

For My Friend's
once in our lives we'll meet a very special person one that will laugh with us for simply no reason one that will smile at us brightening our days and one who will be there for us washing our tears away often than not we take their love for granted it's either we don't bother or we forgot so here i am taking a break from my busy day to especially write you a note to remind you for your special ways.. Thank You For UR friendship:) :) :)

Bomb Me Plz
ok guys i dont ask for much as u know but this time its me that needs the help i need 15 000 comments to get a one month VIP i think i need them in 2 weeks so any comments would be nice thanks in advance Dragonlord

Deep Down
An Easy Guide To Getting Deep – Deep Throat, That Is It seems to me that most men want to get into a girls throat. The blowjob is a sexy thing, a very pleasurable thing for both parties. Particularly the male party. Putting your mouth around another person’s body, taking them inside you, stroking them with your tongue…it’s a power trip, pure and simple. Everyone has their own technique, their own style, and this guide is here to help you get a different type of thing going on. The Deep Throat. In my experience, men have enjoyed going deep. It’s a different feel for them, different than anything they’ve experienced so far. It’s not the same as oral sex held solely in the mouth, and it’s not the same as vaginal or anal sex, where they are buried deep inside you. This is a totally different type of penetration, and it is very hard for some women to accomplish. There is the gag reflex to get around, the feel of something lodged in your throat, the taste, the anxiety of choking or bit

Missing U
I miss you so much, this I cannot express. I miss your soft touch, and your love I confess. Looking in the night, I search for your eyes. Wondering how far, I am from your skies. As I fix upon a star, I wonder if you see the same. I know you are afar, but maybe you're playing my game. Minutes feel like hours, and days feel like years. I miss your constant assurance, the drying of my tears.

Have I Ever
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s

Stupid Tear
WHY DID THAT STUPID TEAR FALL OUT OF MY EYE? I MISSED YOU TODAY, BUT I SHOULD'NT HAVE TO CRY, SO CLOSE TO ME AT TIMES, OTHER TIMES SO FAR APART, THERE IS SO MUCH I WANT TO TELL YOU, SECRETS BUT SOMETIMES I AM AFRAID, BUT SHARING MAKES OUR FRIENDSHIP STRONGER, AND HOPE IT WILL NEVER FADE,... BUT I STILL THINK IT WAS A STUPID TEAR.

Until We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

Why Gratitude Is Important
This is something that all ancient civilizations have understood and is the basis of all wealth. When I say wealth I am not just speaking from a materialistic standpoint. I am talking from a deeper level of understanding. This understanding is the path to success in all areas in an individual's life. Whether the problem concerns financial, relationships, or emotional well being and growth. It all comes down to the same thing. Whenever a person is unappreciative his/her life crumbles around him/her. If he/she forgets the support they have received and betrays the help given they will fail in all endeavors. Why is this? We have all heard the old addage about "biting the hand that feeds us", it is a universal truth. Not only this but when we do not appreciate the help we receive and betray the support we have we spiral further down the ladder to fail in all we set out to do. When we hold onto negative emotions such as anger and resentment we cling to lack and

Just A Dream
I sit up late at night..I close my eyes so very tight..My mind drifts away.. As I picture a bright and shinny day.. There you are..Standing not that far.. Your eyes so beautiful..Just like two shinning stars..As you smile.. A very beautiful smile..My heart fly's for miles..As day quickly fades to night.. You grab my hand so very tight..We walk on a moon lit beach..With the stars shinning so bright..God this feels so right..As we walk for miles holding hands.. We walk through the moist sand.. I turn my head..And see an angel.. I try to speak but my words are tangled.. As you softly speak into my ear.. I hear..Three words I hold so dear.. I open my eyes that I held so tight.. And my face and heart shines so bright.. As I say to my self I Love You...Goodnight.

If "dear Abby" Was A Man?
Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like If "Dear Abby" Was A Man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His Offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice

Pecan Pie
Caramel-Pecan Pie Ingredients: • 1-9 inch unbaked pie shell • 2/3 cup sugar • 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted • 3 eggs • 1 jar Smucker's® Caramel Spoonable Ice Cream Topping • 1-1/2 cups pecan halves Directions: 1. In mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly with fork. Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Stir in topping and butter; mix well. Stir in pecan halves. Pour filling into pie shell. Bake at 350° F for 45 minutes or until knife inserted off-center comes out clean. Cool thoroughly on rack before serving. Cover; chill to store. Yield: 1 pie

Happy Thanksgiving
O.k. ya'll, Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. I won't be on much from Thursday till Sunday so I'm wishing ya'll the best of this holiday. Be safe in your travels and don't go killing your tummies...lol. Love and bright blessing for all ya'll. Love ya sugars. Momma Rox

I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think that you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithfulto his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' ; She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Went To See The Doctor
Here's a song I wrote two years ago, today and next week I gotta go for follow ups, I do this at the doctors office and they get a kick out of it! WENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR By WILLY SENKIWSKY 4/27/05 8:30 am, G-Harp, Key of D, Slow Funky Blues Went to see the doctor was feeling kind of sick Went to see the doctor was feeling kind of sick Told him forget the tests just write me a script quick! Went to see the doctor was feeling broke down Went to see the doctor was feeling broke down She put the 'scope to chest my heart wasn't making a sound! Went to see the doctor to find out what was wrong Went to see the doctor to find out what was wrong He told me, Son you're lucky you even made it this long! Went to see the doctor wasn't feelin' well Went to see the doctor I wasn't feelin' well She says, my body got a few more miles my soul going straight to hell! Went to see the doctor to ask what to do? Went to see the doctor to him ask what to do? He tells me, Willy

The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and dem

Ready To Commit Suicide
SINCE NO ONE WISHES TO ACCEPT MY LOVE . . . I AM GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND SAY " GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD " . . . IT SEEMS NO ONE AND I DO MEAN NO ONE WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND RECEIVE MY NEVER ENDING LOVE & UNDERSTANDING SO I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF OF THE BAY BRIDGE AT THE DEEPEST POINT AND END MY LIFE FOREVER . . . LADIES YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE . . . WRITE BACK BEFORE I DIE JUST ME

Basic Rules
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.

Missing Little Brother Bad!!!
well last night my little brother wanted to know if i would send his woman some money.. i hope he under stands that im not going to just send some woman he just met money. i do how ever love my little brother to death . i just wish he would come home . safe from camp libert,iraq i miss him soo much .there is no one to pick on when he is not home . i have no clue what he looks like any more hes been gone a long time. sgt danny demon lutter i hope u come home save bro miss you alot love micheal...

Happy Thanks Giving!
STEP 1: Go buy a turkey and some whiskey. STEP 2: Drink some whiskey - put turkey in the oven. STEP 3: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. STEP 4: Set the degree at 375 ovens. STEP 5: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. STEP 6: Turn the on oven. STEP 7: Take 4 whisks of drinky. STEP 8: Turk the bastey. STEP 9: Whiskey another bottle of get. STEP 10: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. STEP 11: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. STEP 12: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. STEP 13: Take the oven out of the turkey. STEP 14: Floor the turkey up off of the pick. STEP 15: Turk the carvey. STEP 16: Get youself another scottle of botch. STEP 17: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey. STEP 18: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Treasures
It's so hard to find the perfect breeze, One blowing none too hard nor soft, Carrying a scent of wild flowers, And moving clouds about aloft. It's so hard to find the perfect sky, One blue and deep and bright, Carrying a sense of openness With geese and wrens in flight. It's so hard to find the perfect night, One warm, quiet and unflawed, Carrying a mood of solitude, And a closeness to our God. Yet no perfection's so hard to find As that which you extend And none I'll ever treasure more, Than to simply be your friend.

For My Wife
When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world full of love that will last.

Well This Just Pisses Me Off!
soo my fellow metalheads i dont know if uve heard the news but it seems King Dimond has cancled his North American tour with Kreator...wich really pisses me off because i was looking forward to that show god damit! so now i need to find another show to go to....wich of course no matter what iti s wont be as good as seeing king dimond live so im fucking pissed!

Feeling Like Sh** Today
What a lousy Tuesday. I am feeling so bad again today. This all came down on me Sunday morning when I woke up. I spent my day yesterday at meetings and then I had a meeting again this morning but came home for lunch and am just about to go to bed now (2:45 pm) I have aches in my joints and just feel weak all over. Hopefully I will feel better tomorrow for I now am behind schedule and need to catch up.

Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, "Mary....Mary": "Is that you, Peter?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Peter you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly ... I'm a rabbi

(hadith) The Pious Woman
Prophet (peace be upon him) said: ‘The whole world is a provision, and the best object of benefit of the world is the pious woman.’ Sahih Muslim Hadith 3465, Narrated by Abdullah ibn Amr ibn al-'As If one trusts, obeys, and follows the guidance and commands of Allah and His Messenger (peace be upon him), one can be assured of never ever being misled; but if one believes, obeys and follows any other guidance, other than that of Allah and His Messenger (peace be upon him), one can be assured of being led astray.

Can I Ever Be Happy?
like it says can i ever be heppy is their a way i can go thu my life and be happy till i die i m starting to think not i found out today fromm my girlfriend her ma says if i do not have a job by mid december she is sending me back to wisconsin and i do not want to go back their i hate it their i want to stay here and i can not stand it in a place where i am hated more then loved here i have nichole she loves me their i have jack fucking shit i wanna stay here but i do not know how i can do it i am so scared right now that i may lose her and i do not want to lose nichole i love her so much if i lose her i will die and not in a joking fashion i mean dead as a door nail i can not deal with being apart from her i have tryed all i can do but with a criminal past you get dick for help from anyone * puts his head down and starts to cry * please forgive me for a short blog i have to go now ............. albert :'(

Losing Family
Its almost been a year since i lost my dad and my Grandmother Irene.......I can still see myself standing by their bedsides as they pass away.....i know i havent healed from it cuz i still cry about it here and there.....damn....1 year.......God i miss my dad so much.....50 years old was way too young for him to go........Will i ever heal from this? not for along time, do i continue to move forward? yeah its what they would have wanted....not for me to just roll over and die. Do i know their watching over me? Yeah i feel their presence all the time. Please Pray for the Souls of My father and My Grandmother..... Thank you!!

Goodbye My Friends
This is really hard for me to type but its gotta be done. Today will be my last day on fubar. Tomorrow i will be spending the day removing all my stuff from my PC. You all have made my time on Fubar very enjoyable. You guys have all touched me in one way or another. I have met some really great friends on this site. Most of the ones i talk to on a daily basis know how to contact me. If u dont and would like to stay in touch let me know and ill give u my number to stay in touch. I will eventually be back online i just dont know when. My kids come first and them having a good christmas is more important than me have a pc and the internet right now. That being said as hard as this is for me. I love you all! A friend is someone who is true and for real, A friend is someone who means a great deal. A friend wont hurt you, A friend wont lie, A friend will never permanantly say good-bye. A friend is there through the good times and bad, A friend picks you up when you a

Dreamer
To you, my mind will always stray. And in my dreams, your eyes beckon dolefully. In truth, you find you cannot stay. You look, but not for me, in dreams of lovers, by the sea. Somwhere I am set afloat, no sight of land. No hope, of embrace, by my sweet long passed on. Somewhere waves crash, and I wait for you, to look for me again. To dream of my eyes, beckoning you.

Perfect
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had a choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else, Is as perfect as you.

Am I A Fireman Yet??
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? ?Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?' Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.' Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.' Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix . She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a

Peaks Of Pleasure
With my head between your breasts The aches of my world grow dull muffled in their softness allowing me to feel so small My eyes can no longer see all the frightening things around blinded within soft globes of flesh only sweet darkness can be found My ears can no longer hear the cries of woe and cries of grief only rhythm of your heart to lull me into silent peace My lips can no longer taste all bitterness that life brings only your salty sweet skin as you press closer to me. Nestled between your breasts oh, how you soothe me so cleansing my senses of this world to face it again tomorrow

Pray For Him
I may be the father to a baby boy that was born resantly i am trying to get a dna test so i can get costody but he is in bad shape after the mouther tryed to kill him read the artical below and keep ethan in your prayers Pine Bluff - A Pine Bluff woman was placed in custody Sunday night after allegedly attempting to murder her 12-day-old son. The newborn remains in critical, but stable condition after suffering numerous injuries. Pine Bluff police said the case was particularly disturbing because it involved the abuse of a newborn baby. According to Pine Bluff police, officers arrived at 3005 Iris Street around 4:00 p.m. in response to a possible kidnapping. There, they found 23-year-old, Tonya Alice Reaves who said she had been kidnapped and legit by the railroad tracks near the home she shares with her parents. However, police soon found inconsistencies in Reves' story and upon further questioning, charged her with attempted murder of her newborn son, who

Punky
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Night Before Christmas Fubar Style..*2007*... By Dawn
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by n

I Just Cant Wait To Be King (queen) Lol 5 Happy Hours Coming Up Lets Make This Happen Ty :)
~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "MikeyX24kt" ~*DSC*~@ fubar 33,505 to Fu-King, please show me lots of love, I will return it, may take me a few days, but I always return the love. Ty to all those who have been helping. Have a great week! Happy Thanksgiving to all. Much love, xoxoxox Jen

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians , Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as " HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore ......... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1.He does not have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2.He is not a "B

Temporarily Offline ..
Hey friends, Just a quick note to let you all know i miss you and look forward to chatting and "catching up" with you all when i return!! To all my new friends ...welcome to my page and hope to meet you real soon! Hope to be back in a few weeks...I'm going thru serious NET withdrawals...lol Take care and hope you all have a Great Thanksgiving week!!! Much love to all..Be safe! ~Dreamer~

Just Because
Just wanted to say muahhhhh to all my new friends and fu-family I have been hanging in the G spot Lounge for the past couple of weeks and have gained more friendships and family than since I have been here all together. Thanks to Mass for the invite if not for you I wouldnt be where I am today. So muahhhhhhhhhhhh to you hun. Rate me/Add me do what you will with me lol.....Love will be returned....

Fucking Ppl!
To all you horney fucks out there, Im here to chat and have fun with my friends!! THATS ALL! Im tired of getting all these horney fucks wanting to chat and telling me to look at there dirty pics.. Leave me the hell alone! Im married with 2 kids and they are my life! So please If your not here to meet new friends then you are in the wrong page!!!! I hate to be a bitch but aparently thats the only way to get through to ppl!

Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat

Big Problem :(
I've got a problem. It's not a stupid problem. Not for me. I'm in love.I'm so much in love that I can't think clearly. BUT he's younger then me. 3 years. My parents don't know him and don't want to get know him. We are not together we were together but we split up. Now we have no contact. I wanted to ask him to wait for me for a year. IN July I have my Master Thesis exam and then I want to run away. But I'm not suer if he will wait. And what if he meet a girl younger than him. I'm so confused :(

The One I Love And Care Alot About
she knows who she is i love her i don't know why i do but i do i would do almost anything for her.even though she's played head games with me i still want her i know what you ppl think i'm a loser yeah what ever but i just wish she would figure out where she's going in life. if your reading this i love you and to those who don't know who she is well u'll have to find out on your own.any ways i'm just writing out my feelings and i don't wanna give up i'm a fighter and refuse to lose i may not be the best looking guy or the closest but i feel that it could work out i just think your scared because i know what i want and ur not ready for commitment.i'm willing to wait and take it one step at a time but i know u don't want me but i want you and only you. Baby ur the only one for me i really really wish ud think about comming back to me but i don't think you will i was happy with you and felt that it was going well. I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN YOU REALLY KNOW I JUST WON'T TELL U

Might Find Yourself Alone..
i wait ever so patiently for you to wake up i talk so sweetly but underneath im fed up how much more shall i sink myself in to hold the peices together for us and all that lies within if i do this alone we shall surely fail it drains the marrow from my bones and i cannot prevail it would make sense to get your shit together dont wory about what's NOT necassary i didnt promise forever one day you might stop and look at me and find yourself alone without me by your side you might find yourself alone if you want a better life so we no longer hide behind poverty that turns my heart to stone get your head together before i make up my mind and your find yourself alone trapped inside your mind

The Starfish
The Starfish While walking along a beach, a man saw in the distance what looked like a boy dancing. He was encouraged by the outward expression of someone dancing to the new day on the beach, and he approached the young man. As he got closer, he realized that the young man was actually running, leaning down, picking something up and then gently throwing it far into the ocean. As he came closer, he saw thousands of starfish the tide had thrown onto the beach. Unable to return to the ocean during low tide, the starfish were dying. He observed the young man picking up the starfish one by one and throwing them back. After watching the seemingly futile effort, the observer said to the young man, "There must be thousands of starfish on this beach. It would be impossible for you to get to all of them. There are simply too many. You can't possibly save enough to make a difference." The young man smiled as he continued to pick up another starfish and toss it back into the ocean.

Health Update
For all of you who do not knw what is going on in my life right now....I have found out that I have gall stones, which will require having my gallbladder removed. Also, I had an endoscopy done today to check for ulcers. Luckily, tht came back clear...so thts good...but I'm not out of the woods yet. So please keep me in your thoughts and prayers and I will be sure to keep everyone updated. Thanks everyone and Blessed Be!

Would I Ever
Have you wondered if you would ever find that one person who would make a difference in your life? I always hoped and prayed that someone like that exsisted. Would you know already know them or would they be a stranger who just walked in and swept you off your feet. Would they be all romantic or the macho man who doesnt believe in love. Would like be this totally amazing person in bed or someone who makes you feel totally amazing when in bed. I always wondered about this person until I didnt have to wonder anymore. Someone who I knew a very long time ago and hadnt seen in years walked into my life and I was a complete goner. In high school I never looked at him that way or years later after high school. After having not seen each other after 9 yrs he found me online and we was just going to go out for drinks to catch up and I was in a relationship with someone I thought I was in love with. Boy was I ever wrong after talking on the phone and going to lunch together we went out one n

I Thought We Were Singing Acapulco
Sunday was certainly a banner day for our family! Our youngest and only son Jeffrey got baptized at the early morning service and was really excited about it, smiling through the whole ceremony. Martha and I went up with him and Martha's sister Mary who's also Jeffrey's godparent was holding him at the time we were called up. (My niece Kimberly, Jeffrey's other godparent, couldn't get here because her employer wouldn't give her the time off since two people quit.) Jeffrey was wearing the cutest white outfit which almost made him look like a ringbearer; Martha picked it up for him Saturday at JCPenney's. After cupping the water and letting it fall on Jeffrey's head three times -- in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost -- Pastor Janet got to hold Jeffrey and walk him up and down the church aisle, introducing "your new brother in Christ, who I'm pleased to say has had perfect church attendance since he was born!" That's true; Jeffrey was born on a Monday, got out of

Gold, Common Sense, And Fur
My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children and I didn

And This Is What Is Wrong With Me!!
The Medium by Virginia Heffernan Sunny days! The earliest episodes of “Sesame Street” are available on digital video! Break out some Keebler products, fire up the DVD player and prepare for the exquisite pleasure-pain of top-shelf nostalgia. Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.” Say what? At a recent all-ages home screening, a hush fell over the room. “What did they do to us?” asked one Gen-X mother of two, finally. The show rolled, and the sweet trauma came flooding back. What they did to us was hard-core. Man, was that scene rough. The masonry on the dingy brownstone at 123 Sesame Street, where the closeted Ernie and Bert shared a dismal basement apartment, was deteriorating. Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky El

Jokes
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn''t want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived. Who died and who lived? The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren''t real. ************************************************************************ Joke: Confessional Specials A priest is called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional un

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived? The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real

Story 1
It was another long road trip. I was working for a computer company that kept me on the road for months at a time doing repairs, setting up server farms, etc. I was in Madison, Wisconsin when I just couldn't take the aloneness anymore. I'd been out to bars and clubs but being a shy guy I hardly ever hooked up. And this trip was lonelier than most. I looked online for some escort sites. One was an add for a voluptuous woman with 38d breasts. I've always liked my women on the heavier side so that add made me follow the link. On her website she had a couple of small pictures. I clicked and studied them for a few minutes. I couldn't see her face but her body was perfect. Large heavy breasts, round tummy that rolled onto soft, smooth and chubby thighs. He body was so beautiful, so womanly, so inviting. I almost fell over myself getting to the phone. A deep and sultry voice answered. Hello? "Hi, ummm," I stammered, "I saw your add on the net." Suddenly feeling monumentally stupid. How

Unfaithful Wives
Unfaithful Wives Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Because I Think Its Funny
Capitalism for Dummies Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad. Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and

Stoopid Baby Names
Stoopid Baby Names A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator

I Scored -40
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... * Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. * Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun * Below 50 means you are fun in bed * Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! Ready? Here we go... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand]. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been ki

Joke (don't Leave 'em Hanging )
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go

Good Friend!!!!
(A)ccepts you as you are (B)elives in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be"without you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets yours fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning?

Happiness
Happiness is the best feeling wen you have everything you want. Love is the emotion which will always surround the happiness. Desire to be around these things that make you joyous will forever be in my life. As, I know forever we will be together.

Her
she fills me with happiness when she looks at me with love in her eyes. she makes me the happiest man on earth when she shows me how she cares she makes me feel complete when she gives all she has she makes me feel hurt when she snaps at me because she had a bad day she hurts me when i want to spend time with me and would rather be doing other things she kills me when she doesnt even seem to care when i am pouring my heart out to her but through it all i am still here with you because i love you more than anything and still hold on to what we had and hope that some day things will be more like they used to be every good memory i have involves you and everything that has been good in my life is because of you i know that some day you will be back to your old self and things will be back to normal and i will be happier than i have ever been

What A Friend Is All About:
some verses about friend ship 1. Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows 2.Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. 3.A friend is someone who walks in when the whole world has walked out. 4. Parents start you off on life but friends get you through it. 5.Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always close to the heart. 6.A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. 7. Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same

Sorry
My computer is running really slow, because I have a virus, and I would like to put comments on all of my friends pages, but since how this is not possible for the time being, I would like u all to bear with me, and know that I do send out some page comments, just as much as I would like to, and until I get my computer fixed, there is nothing I can do, but I will let all of my friends on here know that I have not forgotten about u, and as soon as everything gets straightened out, everybody will start getting comments...I apologize to those of you who think I have no intention of getting 2 know u...that is not the case at all!

Ugh!
My horoscope for today.... (how ironic!) You need to deal with the situation at home before it gets any less stable. You've certainly got what it takes to handle it all, but the weirdness could get to be a bit much if you try to do it all yourself. (I'm doing 90% of it myself, hurts but oh well)

I Have Blue Eyes
Black eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ______

Day Pnis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regul

This Is My Life Like It Or Not
ok well my nam is angela u can tell cause my nick name is sweet angela.well im 24 and my life its has not been so easy.its been hard.i been up and i have been down.not people can understand how i feel till walk in my shoes.im nice sweet person and its hard to be mean till u have no choice and have been walked on.it deff hurts.i know cause its happend to me alot.i let people in and they walk all over me.i have been through my share of bad lucky i tend to trust the worng guys.theres this guy whos been there for me alot.we talk and i try to be there for him and he trys to be there for me.but its hard to hide the feelings u have inside when u have them its very tough.lets seee i have a learning disbity i dont let it run my life at all i try to live a normal life its hard when people tend to look at me diff its hard alot i meen peopel walk on me like i have no feelings and its hard.i just want to be tread like a normal person cause i am normal hell i bet no one can tell i had one with out m

Happy Tuesday Everyone!
My internet was broken for hours today, I was helpless what to do and calling the service line didnt help me much. They made suggestions which didnt help instead of admitting thats a provider problem. I was really angry about that. Now I have not much more time to be around to send everyone of you some greetings. So I want to say on this way to each of you Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Hope to be around tomorrow Annie

Twas The Night Before Christmas Fubar Style Courtesy Of Dawn
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn¡¯t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it¡¯s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by

You Would Not Believe Everything Is Getting Better
my dad told me today since i am seriously thinking about joining the navy that he will send me to see all my family before i do... so i get to go to NH, OH, IN, and then im gonna see about Fresno.. he said wait till january so that holiday traffic has died down.. some and we can get more money for and i can figure out my route... but f---king rock on i get to travel then join go off for training..... and see more of the world... things are starting to look up for MISS JENN

To Whom It May Concern
FUCK YOU theend. P.S. if you are wondering just who "you" is... HAAAAAAAAA it's to the fake ass fucking people that wanna be my friend. Don't know how many times I gotta tell people I don't want no new fucking friends. FAKE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF! to the definition of fake people I mean: 1. whom don't keep their words and promises. 2. whom puts on an act to try and act cooler ----note that shit don't make you cool. it makes you pathetic. 3. ones that say they love you and don't fucking mean it. 4. ones that think they are king shit and can get away with anything and everything. ----you are all going to fuck yourself over hard watch it. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't see how it's so hard to just be yourself. Don't lie to me. Don't be a fucking fake 2-faced punk ass bitch. be different....BE REAL that's all I ever fucking ask for. not much pure and simple BE YOUR FUCKING SELF! Don't be me, or him or her. It's not flattering seeing people trying to act like me. it's str

Rain Kiss
Kiss me twice in the rain First time nice second with pain Autumn night rain drops cold After our fight It's me you scold Pull my hair soaking wet Don't play fair deserve all I get Grass stained knees bare ass spanked Harder please Oh God I thanked Dew mist legs entwined hard nipples touch Roughly we grind hate you so much Kiss me nice in the rain I love you twice with pleasure and pain!

Craving You
Touch me softly, but hold me hotly. One match, one spark with you in the dark. Kiss me sweetly, but make it deeply. Ignite in me what you want and need. Spark becomes flame when you whisper my name... On fire with desire, I’m craving you.

"oh Snap"
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer 'yes,' to the question because I want to see where he is going with it."

Dodge
I'm a Dodge Viper! You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

The Storm
I've been driving through these nights This road reminding me of all I am As time drags on, these windows fade Reality starts slipping from my mind All I know is this all fades, the second that I'm by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say you'll be there for me Please say that you'll be there Just say that you'll be my side When the storm subsides All these years beneath the skin Everything inside me turning to the shame I was lost, but now I can see This fate is turning deep inside of me All I know is this all fades, the second that I'm by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say that you'll be with me Please say that you'll be there Just say that you'll be my side When the storm subsides

Sex Cake
SEX CAKE RECIPE: SPREAD LEGS, SQUEEZE MILK JUGS, INSERT FIRM BANANA. BEAT UNTIL WELL CREAMED. CAKE IS DONE MIXING WHEN BANANA GETS SOFT. LET RISE FOR 9 MONTHS, OPEN OVEN, RAISE FOR 18 MORE YEARS, IF IT TAKES LONGER THEN CAKE IS SPOILED

Sigh
I'm so fucking happy that i have a little break from school, couldn't of been more perfect. i'm so stressed out. i just need to like sleep my life away and wake up with everything perfect, but that has never happened so............. I'll keep sleeping and dreaming and waking up to the same bullshit. Also i'm moving again... and i want to move some place else, alone. i'm so sick of ppls interjections and fucking rude ass comments. soooooo sick.

Myself
Many who share life are blame Eyes are filled with tears and fear Memories that shame Sleepless nights Hurting of heart Did this happen? Uncomfortable, frighten, confusion Is this a lie or truth? Lost of boundaries and control Fear of night and day Protecting and over-protecting love ones Have to find! Myself, before I can truely be myself?

Island Dream's
The clear blue sea is calling me back to my island home Sun and surf, place of my fathers birth beckons to where I roam I can feel the salt hitting my face as the breeze flows through my hair A calypso tune plays in my head and it seems like I am there A barefoot walk I am taking strolling along the shore My dinner is a gift from the ocean no need to ask for more This simple life I would love to live, my remaining days by the sea The only thing that would make it more perfect is if you were living this life with me So come into my dreams tonight and let me show you the way To the sun and surf and paradise where there is no work and all play Can you hear the music beckoning you to our paradise in the sea And smell the salt in the air calling us home, you and me So come into my dreams tonight and away to the warmth and the sun We will sail on an island breeze back home to our island of fun

Love
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and harder to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I love you babe.

!tu, Mi Imposible, Mi Mas Loco Amor! (poem In Spanish)
Tu, mi amor, el amor definitivo mas allá del presente y del pasado. Tu, mi amor, el hombre que más he amado, El único ser por el que sobrevivo. No importa tu desden, tu gesto esquivo Con que me tienes como condenada. Yo se que mi pasión no es un pecado Pues se depura cuando mas la vivo. Quizás estoy maldita por la suerte y es ya muy tarde para poseerte. Pero el sueño esta noble y seductor Que te sigo esperando todavía, siempre mas tuya sin saberte mió. !Tu, mi imposible, mi mas loco amor!

Funny
The Box of Condoms Game The goal is to come up with 5 items to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. A lamp with a small lightbulb KY Jelly A lawn chair a scuba snorkle A gerbil Your turn.....

Sunshine
I woke up early just to see the sunrise today, I sat on my roof watching it rise. As I sat and watch the sky change from dark to light, Those tears building up in my eyes I had to fight. The colors were so beautiful and true, It can never compare to the beauty that's in you. I feel the warmth of the sun shining on my face, Those warm feelings I felt holding you I can't erase. It's so calm and peaceful here; I just don't want to go, Thinking of the one girl who makes me complete and whole. They say the sunrise is different when it's separated by miles, Knowing that she's sharing the same experience, I begin to smile. So life is filled with sunrises, sunsets, moons and stars, But Baby, these are what we will always share, even from a far.

Help, Shattered Tree
Ok I'm in big trouble. Today I was pulling all my moms Xmas decorations down form our storage and her favorite Tree got broken. Ok the Pot that hold the tree got dropped and shattered. I've tried to glue it nothing is working. So now I've went online to try and buy a new tree so i can just swap them. But they stopped making it. For a cold hundred I can order one that looks almost like it and then glue the fuit and leaves from the old one onto the new one but the pots are differant colors. It was an accident and I know that my mom will understand but that was her favorite tree and she bought it the FIrst X-mas that Ryan and I were together. She jokes around saying that all her kids were grown up so now it was time for her to get her own Adult Tree. Errr, i'm going to keep looking but if buy chance anyone comes across a victorian potted 5'pre lit christmas tree, let me know. I'll see about posting a pic if anyone thinks they may be able to help.

Prince - Darling Nikki
PRINCE - Darling Nikki I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show u no mercy But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Nikki, ohhhh Come back Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince Wanna grind

Hot Chicks
chicks suck sometimes. They're all, uh, hot and stuff. Be wary, though, my friends. You can't tell 'em they're hot without getting smacked with a restraining order (or just plain smacked), you can't touch them without getting your ass kicked by every readily available male in the general vicinity, and you can't look at 'em without being uber sneaky, which makes one look like an uber-scumbag. They dress in a manner best described mildly as provocative, and then complain when being objectified. Are there actually women out there who appreciate being appreciated as a thing of beauty? If so, where my girls at?

Your Rose, My Lily
As the thunderstorm in my heart starts to clear I see your face at the end of road. A tunnel full of cloudiness, but with an end full of happiness. I will have to forget about the those days, The days I had so much fun, where my smile shined, And my heart skipped beats. Because unfortunately The rose that I wanted was in a garden, a garden that Was guarded, prohibited for anyone to enter. Although I took a peek, and got to touch that rose for Far, I could never have it, she’s just not mine. But a new seed I’ve found, one that will grow, Strong and beautiful, in my own garden to tend to. A beautiful lily that will make me happy to watch it bloom, To see it every day, smell its wonderful scent, The one that will protect me from roses that aren’t mine, The ones that I can’t have, and can’t no one else.

Psychic Vampire Personalities
Psychic Vampire Personalities Written by Larae Tuesday, 12 June 2007 Administrator Note: I thought this article to be very interesting and possibly something to reflect upon regarding vampiristic individuals and possible connections with past lives. The Psychological dynamics represented by people who inadvertently portray a psychic attacker (energy vampire) fall into five major categories.This personality type is an accumulation of that individual's experience in their current life, as well as in prior lifetimes. Fear is the common denominator in these individuals, and you must learn to protect yourself from their negative influences. The five personality types are called ethereal, insecure, paranoid, passive-aggressive, and robotic. The Paranoid Type Betrayal is the main issue with a paranoid type. Their Karmic theme in past lives has possibly been that of warrior-like behavior, self-sacrifice, and victory in their battles. As a results of their experiences, th

Babe
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and harder to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I love you babe.

Need A Photograghper
I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE PHOTOS FOR ME WITH THE OPTION TO TOUCH AND PLAY WILL HAVE TO BE SINGLE OR HAVE PERMISSION FROM PARTNER . BE FUN AND WILLING TO TRY NEW THING. NEED SOMEONE THAT HAS ALOT OF energy. KNOW HOW TO USE A CAM AND A VIDEO CAM. WILL BE LOTS OF FUN. ALSO NEED SOMEONE THAT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BANNERS LOGOS AND BACKGROUNDS FOR MY SITE. NEED SOMEONE CLOSE TO WHERE I AM. EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET WITH ME AND SEE IF WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.ALSO NEED NEED IDEAS FOR PHOTO SHOOTS. AND SOME GUYS TO BE IN PHOTO SHOOTS. ktrjb@yahoo.com

My Turn......
I'm a relatively tolerant person toward the perverted variety. They are horny and can't help it!. But, a girl gets her turn sometimes. It is my turn. To the guy in Manteca, Ca: You asked me when I would come sit on your face. I will prompty be right on that, just as soon as you get your ball sack pierced with fishing hooks. K? CALL ME??? To the guy in Modesto, Ca: You said you wanted to "Tap, smack and break my ass". I've seen your picture. Um.....thats a Negative Ghostrider. 10-4.....over and out! To the woman in Birmingham Alabama: You want me to fly out to have a three way with you and your man. Wow! I am flattered but seriously, I've really tried to avoid the whole "Whorin' my way across the country" thing. I'll stick with local women and their overweight, unfortunate looking husbands over here........NOT!!! Honestly, I don't even do two ways. I do one ways!!! But Thanks for the compliment! To the obese black man who popped up in my shoutbox saying "Come sit on Daddy's

What Does Leading Someone On Mean?
What does leading someone on mean? First answer by TRINABABE. Last edit by TRINABABE. Contributor trust: 251 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 1 [recommend question] Answer Basically, if you know they like either friend or more and you dont have any interest in them at all and the only reason you hang with them is to use them and benefit from them in some way, you are leading them on. If you want to establish a friendship or other relationship with them thats one thing, but if you have interest in neither and you play coy and tease them that is leading them on. Be a better person than that and tell them the truth, plainly, so they can move on with their lives.

Blah Blah Blah
In my mind I draw your face as I close my eyes, Fearing the time without it will stall my heart. Hours pass as minutes with you by my side, And seconds seem like years when we’re apart. The softness of your lips and warmth of your eyes, Fill my heart so I feel I will surely explode. And when I serve the time away from you, I feel barren and empty, as if I would erode.

Long Distance
Loving from a distance is never easy, When you are living so very far apart. But each mile that separates two people who truly care, Is joined together with the love each feels in their heart. The loneliness you feel when you are not together, Can eat away at you deep inside. When you miss the one who you want to share your life with, And they are not able to be by your side. Have trust in each other's feelings, And believe that they do feel the same way as you. When you can not be with one another, So easy it is to doubt whether their love is really true. Need to keep your faith that you have in each other, And never let go of your trust. Sometimes that is not so easy to do, But for your peace of mind, it really is a must. Think of one another's emotional needs, So the other always knows that you do care. Make the most of the time that you can have together, And open your hearts and share. Respect one another will sometimes need some s

Hypocrisy Suits You
This blog is for every one of you dickheads that judge a person based solely on their online profiles: Hypocrisy From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Hypocrite) Jump to: navigation, search .. start content --> Hypocrisy is the act of condemning another person, where the stated basis for the criticism is the breach of a rule which also applies to the critic. A person engaged in hypocrisy is called a hypocrite. Though hypocrisy is frequently invoked as an accusation in debates, a few theorists have studied the utility of hypocrisy, and in some cases have suggested that the conflicts manifested as hypocrisy are a necessary or even beneficial part of human behavior and society. I had someone recently tell me that I was the same person who he knew long ago; hate-filled, negative, etc. I NEVER stood for any of those things in the first place. this guy was one of the 2 best friends i ever had, whom I hadn't seen in 3 or more years. He based his en

Fubar Christmas
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by n

Hey
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Reclusive Bastard
I feel the need to explain myself on a couple of points. I feel like I hurt people's feelings sometimes and /or piss them off. i am a reclusive bastard and it is highly likely that it will always remain that way. Firstly, I HATE group events that don't involve family. While there are exceptions to every rule, like the occasional party or hanging out with friends, gatherings are where I am most off my guard and I don't like being in that mode. Second, I abhor talking on the telephone and I don't call people as often as I probably should. People are forever giving me their numbers telling me "give me a call" and I usually tell them up front that I won't call them. They always seem to be slightly offended until I tell them I don't really call ANYONE, at least without a good reason. My phone habits are pretty much reserved for my best friends and family. Even then, when called, I wait for the machine to pick up to see who it is. Again, there are exceptions to this rule. You know who you

Psychic Vampires Part 2
Let's face it--we've probably all fallen prey to a psychic vampire, possibly without even knowing it. It may have been a chance encounter with an energy predator that left us temporarily exhausted, or possibly along-term vampire interaction with serious wear-and-tear effects on the mind and body. Psychic vampirism is alive and flourishing in the world today. As consumers of energy rather than blood, vampires of the psychic kind exist in many guises but with one common trait--their own inadequate energy system compels them to tap into and feed upon the energies of unsuspecting host victims. The immediate results of such a one-on-one vampire encounter are anew but temporary surge of energy for the psychic vampire and a serious loss of mental and physical energy for the unsuspecting prey. If you suddenly feel emotionally or mentally depleted, you may be under attack by a psychic vampire. The unfortunate effects of prolonged energy loss are damage to the energy system itself and in som

Distance
Apart by distance, but never in heart Although not together, we're never apart There is something written about our love In the sun, the moon, and the stars above Destined to be, thats what we are Distance can never be too far Hearts together, bound as one Souls united, a lifetime begun My heart, my mind, my body, my soul My hopes, my dreams, you have control My love for you will always stay Always, forever, plus a day!!!

The Legacy
As I lie in this moment Frozen since that day I've been drowning in questions Over and over again Your legacy lives on And you are by our side Right here with me The time has come for you to fly Now that you're free You will always live in me I know you saw their faces And how they lined up for you We know that you were looking down on us As the sky filled with reds Your legacy goes on And you are by my side Right here with me The time has come for you to fly Now that you're free You will always live in me What I would give just to be with you This world feels cold and grey since you went away I see your smiles and love in your sister's eyes One day we will be one, when we reunite I know you're by my side Right here with me The time has come for you to fly Now that you're free You will always live in me Here by my side I'll see you again my friend You will be always by our side

It's Early But...
I wanted to wish everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!I probably won't be on for the rest of this week.I start my cooking tomorrow and from Thursday on I will be chillin with my family.I hope you all have a happy and safe holiday.Look out for my pics next week,especially the food gallery

Confused!?!?!?
So I had a blind date this weekend...It was fun and he was good looking but it just wasnt there for me. The whole time I thought of the last guy I was with. As I found out that I might be getting more then friendly feelings for one of my closest guy friends. I hate how confused I am. I miss the last guy... I really am feelin' my guy friend...but the guy that I met this weekend isnt for me. I want things to work out for me.

This Is Dedicated To All The People Who Are Serving In The Marines!
Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a Marine is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine for life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants something

Dont Know
I know how it feels to have a broken heart, Every day I feel that pain And I feel it will forever rain. Though my situation may be different, My Love is across the mile's from me, I know how it feels when your heart just isn't free. She used to call me, But then the phone calls quit, She tells me she loves me and wants me, Then ignores me the next minute, Every day my heart breaks Because the way she treats me, But I feel so deeply that she is the 'one' And she tells me that she believes I am her soulmate. Why then does she treat me like this? Maybe its fear, But whatever it is, I just want her here... More every day, But things just aren't the same, Because I know tomorrow everything will change.

Just Poems
YOU SMILED You smiled, you spoke and I believed, By every word and smile- deceived. Another man would hope no more; Nor hope I- what I hoped before. But let not this last wish be vain; Deceive, deceive me once again! ***************************************************** From Me If you see a sunset, it's me, smiling From behind it. If I go away far, and you see a star If you find it, I'm inside it. You can fold it, and hold it forever, If you hide it. If our words and worlds sever - if ever I lose you; If two thousand light-years or seven Confuse you; Remember me. Here and in Heaven I'll see you. I'll be beguiling my filing, still smiling To see you. When mountains, magenta and molded Turn red, Like you said, You'll find the feeling you folded Not dead. You'll steal the swirling sky, turning With me. You won't be bounded, but burning And free. Fusion Starlight, scientists have stated, Is only

In The Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........ . " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX "!!

Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone of you and your families who are either close or far away. I would like to take this time to show my thanks n greatfullness..People pass through our lives and even if its a whisper that they've left in your ear..they make an impact in some way. I have come to know several on FUbar. I am thankful for my children and my family. They are a true blessing and such a strong moral n emotional foundation in my life. I'd like to thank my friends in real and on the net for sticking by my side through thick and thin. For telling me what a brat i'm being or when its my shoulder that they are crying on. I'm so glad to have you all in my life. I'm thankful for a wonderful job that came in a time of need. I want to thank god for food on my table and a roof over my head..the clothes on my back and the car that takes me too and from work. May you all be blessed with the wind at your back ..water on your fields..and a strong healthy loving life!!! Always, ~HoNeY~

Broken
My heart says this can't be true. I am hurt more than you will ever know. Never felt so lonely and blue. My brain says, You put up a big show, You're a real pro. And still There are all the moments we've shared, And a big part of me, Trusts you completely, And still feels for you so deeply. I will never forget you, My love.

11-20-07
You're feeling pretty good about things, generally speaking -- though if for some reason your mood takes a U-turn, you need to remember that you're far more in control of your emotions right now than usual. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Huh??? What??? Yeah!!!

New Update Up Today
Ready to come play with me and my new toy? I just got a new big black dong that I've been dying to try out. And boy did I ever! HOpe you enjoy! XOXO, Aimeelynn http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/fotos424.htm

Burningman 2007...suicide (by Tahirhas)
This was my sixth burn, and after so many years of going I was thinking of it as more of a vacation to get away and hang with people who are more like me. Instead the very foundation of my world was shaken and my entire faith and belief system was revitalized. I decided to camp with a chicago camp called Campo Alegre this year instead of the lamp lighters who I have been with for the past few years. It was a last minute decision and these guys were nice enough to take me in. When we arrived in Reno the team and I went to Atlantis resort for a buffett (our last hot meal) and then it was off to the playa. We spent all day sunday building our camp and working our butts off. Once everything was up we decided to hit the playa and start partying. It was a wonderful fantasitic time and I got to do what I do best which is interact with people. In the first two night I met so many people that my camp decided to make me the social chair of our camp. This was a really good year with lots of pe

Talking
So i talked to Kyle's mom and sister today. They aren't really sure what is going on with him. I don't think anyone is sure what's going on with him. I poured my heart out to him and it wasn't good enough. what would i have to do for him to really see that we should be together? I can't get him out of head. I love the guy. I always have even through all the bullshit. I know he was happy being around me the past how ever long we've been back talking. His family told me. I was never happier. Now i'm a wreck. I haven't eaten since around noon yesterday. I'm sick to my stomach. I want to just vomit and get rid of this pain, but i know that pain won't go away. I know i caused him a lot of pain and maybe this is his way of showing me how it feels. I'm sorry for causing you pain cause i see that it really sucks. I love you and i hope you don't push me away because of this girl. i want to see you still as often as possible even though it's just as friends. I was mad yesterday and hurt so don't

Psychic Vampires
PSYCHIC VAMPIRES You feel drained when you are around them, they seem to suck the life energy right out of you. They may be friends , coworkers or even family members. The person standing next to you in the grocery line today may be a psychic vampire feeding from the energy of your life force. Learn how to protect yourself from these energy stealing menaces. Like the vampires of legend, spiritual or psychic vampires can take many forms. The often appear in your life during times of crisis or vulnerability. They take advantage of your weaknesses and prey upon your trusting nature. Psychic vampires feed off of the energy of your aura. All of us have bad days. We all have times in our lives when we feel melancholy or down. For the most part these are temporary occurrences and we get on with our lives. It sometimes happens that during these "down" periods we may inadvertently drain some life energy from those around us. This does not mean that we are all life energy vamp

My Christmas Tree
Hey friends , I posted a Christmas tree on my page so when you stop by to leave me a comment , be sure to leave me a gift under my tree . Thanks Southern Babygirl for being the first to leave me a gift .

Uhm,, Yea.
Ok Ive noticed that I have alot more fans than I have people that I have fanned. This more than likely happened during my happy hour when I just approved all 100+ requests because I was probably busy with the kids. For some weird reason, I can't see but like 50 of my fans. Don't ask. I don't know. But if I have not fanned you that you know of, please let me know. I can't see all my fans so I have no way of knowing. So please let me know and Ill get to it as quick as I can. Later guys.

My First Contest Ever!
I am in my first ever contest!! Any comments you can give will be greatly appreciated! The link is below: Oh yeah - I am a member of the BEST BOMBING FAMILY EVER!!! The Global Bombers....if you aren't a member of a bombing family check us out!

I Support The Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

My Peoms
Slender beams of illumination enter this darkened chamber as I kneel, always lost, always alone, frozen here, waiting. Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, penetrating my exposed soul. A reflection on a deathless face. I raise my head, now embracing this oblivious darkness. Alone in Darkness the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, lost are we. the understanding for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, devoured by your obsession. all hope must fail. Untitled Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the stroke of death falls against my naked soul. It wounds me, and darkly my essence drips to the wicked earth that is my prison. In a strange and terrible glee I beg forgiveness while the end of life takes my hand. Now alone, my soul falls upon howling eyes. This is because of you what you have done what have you wrought?

:(
Ok well I have semi started packing today. I hate this I hate this so damn much! I shouldnt be packing to go back to the states. I should be staying here with my boyfriend. I am so not myself this past week. Never knew that a long distance relationship like this could be so damn hard. 7500 miles or 22 hrs of flying every 3 months is definitely enough to break anyone down emotionally. I am feeling so unstable. I hate what I have become at the moment, the girl who never wanted anyone and was independent has turned dependent on the one she gave her heart too. Its not like its my choice at the moment because when I am in Germany I am unable to work since I dont have a permit, some day I will be able to put my whole self into this relationship. Everytime I think about going back to the states I break down in tears. Probably for the fact that I know this time will be longer then 3 months. I cant bare to think about that. All the times I have been in love before or at least think I was in lov

Santa Fe, New Mexico Vampire And Lycans
This once-peaceful city is under siege. In the space of six short months eleven people have been brutally murdered, their bodies drained of blood and dumped in different public places. Many more have vanished into the shadows of the night and might be lying beneath the streets of Santa Fe, their lifeless bodies decomposing in the lonely dark. Officials can't account for the gruesome killing spree. They do not believe the murders to be the work of one man, but nor have they been able to link the crimes to any known criminals. In the largest single police operation in New Mexico History, most local gangs have been broken up, religious cult leaders arrested, and the doors of secret orders, and brotherhoods smashed down.... to no effect at all!!! Chief Inspector Bruce of the whole police operation hates it when he is queried about the lack of results and responded with his own brand of bluntness," We've been working like silly clown," he snapped. "Everyone's on unpaid overtime. Nobod

Sisterhood Rules
I love the group but as all groups we have rules and thought I would post them once more for us so we dont forget them....If you are a female and not a member ask one of us about it....Its a great group Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. You should be at least a level 5 to join. No salute pic is necessary but you should have at least one pic of yourself so we know what you look like. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Member Pinkouts are a good thing to show Love! If at any time you no longer wish to be a member of The Sisterhood, send me a private email so I can remove you from the list. And Finally...This is a DRAMA FREE ZONE! Let's keep it that way! We are

????
Why is it when some1 tells you that they like you for you and all that it feels like a lie? is it because you have low self esteem or is because it is an actual lie? to me i don't seem to beliece any1 that says i am good lookin or that i am beatiful. it is nice to hear yes but in my eyes i am not beatiful..to me i don't think i look good..one thing that people need to understand is i am 1 person that has basically no self esteem. i got told alot when i was younger and even to this day that i am ugly, that no guy wants me, that i will never have any1 in my life...so basically i don't believe that i will ever find a guy that does not care about looks and likes me for me..i am tired of being alone...another thing is some people look bad upon me because i had a beatiful daughter at the age of 15..but another thing is i put my daughter up for adoption..she is now 4 years old and looks just like her mommy...She is still my pride and joy...i lost a part of me when i decided to put her up for

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It's Cool Whip time! If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn! You'll get some! Don't play with your meat. Just spread the legs, open, and stuff it in. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? I didn't expect everyone to come at once! You still have a little bit on your chin. How long will it take after you stick it in? You'll know it's ready when it pops up. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! That's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long do I beat it before it's ready? HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

When Your On Top
Would it hurt for the people who are at the top level to keep in touch with those who helped you get to the top. I must say, everyone who is a friend, I've chatted with them. Those who fanned me, I returned the favor. Some of you just don't care anymore. Where's the luv??????????

I Do Wish
I do wish the fan me rate me return the favour fuckers would go and bother someone else, tried to explain to some daft twat i wasnt interested in that and hes saying that he aint interested in points and stuff yet comes at me like a point whore and then saying I dont read too well, jeez I rate people when I remember and its because I like them

Turkey Baster
I can't put things like this in my official Fubar Stash thing. Everytime I do, it is removed by whoever and I get a note that threatens to remove me from this lovely site. So, here you go, in my blog, something that made me chuckle. I am continually amused by people's attempts to get off. :P Turkey Baster Sex Tips Again...there is something for everyone. Hmmmmm...choices, choices. Which one should I try first? :P

Lyrics
Takin retards to the zoo by: dead milkmen It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2] Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2] One of them blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]

I Dont Know Anymore
MAYB IM NOT THE RELATIONSHIP TYPE.. EVERYTIME I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING GOOD I DONT.. WHY DO FEMALES ALWAYS TRY TO FUCK SHIT UP WITH UR RELATIONSHIPS DAMMIT U WOULD THINK THAT WHEN A FEMALE KNOWS THAT UR N A RELATIONSHIP THAT THEY WOULD SOME WHAT BACK THE FUCK OFF.. BUT IM GUESS IM WRONG.. IDK.. WHEN U REALLY DO CARE ABOUT SOMEONE THAT KINDA TAKES A TOLE ON U.. U END UP DOIN SHIT OR SAYIN SHIT THAT U HAVE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT SAYIN.. I KNOW THAT IM NOT PERFECT I KNOW THIS BUT DAMMIT ALL I ASK FOR IS SOMEONE THAT IS UNDERSTANDING N NOT GOIN TO GO AROUND BELIEVING WHAT OTHER PPL ARE SAYING.. IT REALLY HURTS WHEN SOMEONE THAT U LOVE STARTS TAKEN THE WORK OF ANOTHER PERSON.. N NOT YOURS THAT REALLY TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY REALLY CARE N TRUST YOU ... MAYB ALL MY FRIENDS ARE RIGHT.. THEIRS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE.. IT ONLY LAST FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THEN IT FADES AWAY.. I DONT EVEN THINK I BELIEVE N IT ANYMORE... BUT THEN U GOT THOSE PPL THAT TRY TO BREAK UR RELATIONSHIP

Not Falling For It Anymore
I just love when guys play games... don't you ladies? I am tired of the guys who say that they love you and then two weeks later they don't even speak to you anymore. Or the ones who like to use and abuse us women. Now... I can't say that I am a saint, cause I am far from it, but I am not going to sit here and talk to someone and lie about things. I am not to pretend to be someone that I am not.. hell... you see my pics.. I am me.. if you actually take the time to read my profile you will learn about me! I take the time to get to know people, or the person I thought they were, only to wind up getting hurt or stabbed in the back. Nothing new... it happens I know! But don't lie to me and tell me you care when you don't even care enough to tell the truth about who you really are.. whether it is lying about your age (not like it matters to me, but be honest about it) or whatever else you may lie to me about. I am done with games! There will be no more Beth falling for bullshit lines! From

8yr Old Boy
An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan , Texas , when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack. The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan". The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack The young man said, "But I'm not an University of Texas fan." The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice Fan S

A Very Fubar Xmas
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by

Pissed Off
well i'm really pissed that i have to deal with putting a code in everytime on of the bouncers think i'm on here for to long,ok look once every now an then is ok but 10 times in a hour come on give me a break,i'm not rude to anyone or say anything about what i'd do to them,so back the f--- up off me.

Thank You To My Friends And Family . . . .
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for your support through all that I've been going through. The prayers and kind words mean a lot. My whole life has been a tough one to live with, but it gets really hard when things hit me all at once sometimes. I always tell myself that I'll get through whatever comes my way cause I've already made it this far. I just don't always feel like I can. I usually feel like I can't do anything right and that I'm worthless. So I just want to thank all of you who have been there for me through these recent hard times. You're kind words, prayers and support have really helped a lot. I'm glad to have such good friends and family who are there for me. I just hope you know that I am here for you too. Take care everyone.

Screaming Dragon
11/20/2007 Dear Readers: I am still receiving tons of new subscribers everyday and periodically I have to send a TEST message to make sure you are on the VIP "Cosmic Code" newsletter. Many of you also emailed me asking me questions about attachment, there is NO attachment in the test, so once more thank you for your order and the first newsletter will be emailed to you on January first. Only if you are a subscriber and do not receive a TEST message then email me at dr.turi@cox.net and check your settings. But in any case if you receive THIS newsletter your system is set properly to get the other one. I will take special care to all of you and provide you with UNIVERSAL and PERSONAL Dragon predictions. This newsletter is my dedication to you in hope to bring forth your own Cosmic Consciousness and educate you while entertaining you throughout the year 2008. I will explain to you why the major news are taking place and expose famous and infamous people victimize

Subject: Kids Hang On To Your Side On This One..lmao
LIFE AFTER DEATH : "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON: ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PRO

Epiphany
This is such a Beautiful song...shows the soul...Reminds me of someone i know right now. Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles cause my words get in my way. I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away cause I cant take anymore of this, I want to come apart, Or dig myself a little hole Inside your precious heart cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than A little boy inside That cries out for attention, Yet I always try to hide cause I talk to you like children, Though I dont know how I feel But I know Ill do the right thing If the right thing is revealed cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said

Horoscope For The Day Wow!
You need to deal with the situation at home before it gets any less stable. You've certainly got what it takes to handle it all, but the weirdness could get to be a bit much if you try to do it all yourself.

The Shadow Of The Day Will Embrace The World In Gray
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 20,2007 You may be struggling against the day somewhat, thanks to mismatched energies that just never seem to sync up. If you can find a quiet place and hang tight, you'll actually get more done. I guess I better go in my room and draw today... sounds like a good idea. before i go punching any more walls. I thank my really close friends for being here for me. I don't know what i would do w/out u. means alot to me that someone is there .... and there to tell me that everything will be okay. I'm sorry if I sound needy... but i don't have many close friends to talk to. cuz they wouldn't understand. just please give me a minute when i say hi... i might need you. Slipping Away by ~stupidg1rl on deviantART

New Poem
Her eyes open to a vision not yet forseen her words in blood lead the way in demons leave their marks upon her back clothed in apathy her heart starts to crack flooding oceans of deceased dreams like a forgotten lovers memory the leaves begin to freeze in the forest, her wrists impaled by the crucifixion of the lullaby and it plays as muffled as a life that loses its existance death is in her eyes, murder dwells without ignorance the saints faces are mutilated and erased the devils are tortured and embraced chaos reigns with eloquence each soul with its own relevance as doves and ravens perch on blood covered fields rest is found amongst this slaughter she builds angels and demons exist as one the moment her judgement is done.... Guilty_Machine

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts of you drifting by me... its another day spent without you. And that is why the place where my smile comes from is empty. because your sweet hand is not folded gently into mine. And no matter how I try I cannot stop tears that write I miss you when they fall...

Dear Mother
To heal one must forgive.... Oh mother of mine..I am so angry with you...for things so many the number is lost. I must say this now...I do love you. I would be a liar if I were to omit that because in truth you are my mother and for whatever the reason I can't deny it. I think you wronged me, did a grave injustice, and left me to defend myself improperly equipped. Whether by choice or by circumstance injury occurred. Wounds inflicted beyond bounds, permanently scarring my very soul. As a mother I can see now how difficult a task it was raising children, there is no guide book to follow, no black and white outline, no instruction manual. You can only love them, nurture them, protect them within your abilities, and pray they grow into responsible functional self-sufficient adults. Even seeing this and knowing this I can still see where you failed, where you fell short, and where you were unable to fulfill one of these tasks let alone all of them. I could blame y

Butterfly Demons!
Ok, I know it's been a while since I have mass mailed any of you guys....and surprisingly enough this e-mail isn't quiet like my others...filled with pics of my girls or links to autobiographies! This attachment is a picture of the most feared creature in my life....And as most of you already know...that is a BUTTERFLY!!! OMG! I am beyond terrified of these demonic creatures who I swear God put on this Earth to scare me senseless!!! I was setting here at my dinning room table...minding my own business when suddenly outta the pots of plants I rescued from the first frost outside by bringing them in...there fluttering around as if it belonged there was this creature of sin...the BUTTERFLY!! Well of course I did the right thing first, and I screamed like the girl I am and I began fearing for Keilah who was playing close to the plants and the demonic winged creature...I began to tremble as I looked around for anything to help me!!!! The only thing near me was the Cover to a large

A Little More About The Bondage Princess
NAME: NIKKE LOU DAZZLED THE WORLD:24TH MARCH 1971 HAIR BROWN BUT BLOND AT THE MOMENT (CHANGES ALL THE TIME DEPENDING ON MOOD LOOKS THROUGH: GREEN EYES STAR SINGH: ARIES (THE RAMPANT RAM NEED I SAY MORE) SEX: YES PLEASE( FEMAIL) HEIGHT 5FT1 SIZE PETTITE SIZE 8 FAVORITE FOOD:ITALIAN FAVORITE SPORT CELTIC AND LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL TEAM FAVORITE DRINK VODKA AND COKE DO I SMOKE: MMM TRYING TO STOP AT THE MOMENT SINGLE: NO GETTING MARRIED KIDS YES ONE GIRL AND POSSIBLE MORE BEST MATES: CHELLE MARIE PAULINE LISA JESSE LAST TIME I CRYED: LAST WEEK WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD NO MONEY IN THE BANK FAVORITE COULOUR GREEN PINK FAVORITE POSITION JUST A SEX MANIAC SO ALL DO I TELL LIES : NOPE UNLESS ITS FOR A GOOD REASON AM I A GOOD MATE: YES BUT A BAD ENEMY SO CROSS ME AND ITS GAME OVER FOR U

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

One Of Those Days
yep, i'm having one of those days. missed my appointment yesterday. my son is feeling lousy, and i have to compile a file for the lawyers about my health. it could take a while to get the file completed.....what fun!!! so i'm going to take off and get started on everything i need to do. have a great day everybody!!!! i'll see you when i'm done digging myself out.

Been There Done That
I've seen the hurt of promises broken, I've heard the lies better left unspoken. I've seen dreams brought down, I've heard a broken heart hit the ground. I've lived fairytales that didn't come true, I've heard thunder in a sky of blue. I've seen rainbows with no end, I've felt the distance time couldn't mend. I've seen friendships torn apart, I've heard the breaking of my heart.

Zodiac Signs!
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward. PISCES - The Dreamer ~ (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealist

When We Talk
When we talk, A warm feeling stirs inside. I don’t know what to call it But it feels so good. If only I could touch you, Like your voice touches me. I feel like I’ve known you, And you’ve known me. I can’t wait ‘till we are together, So we both can see. I think of you often. But can touch you only in my dreams. Close your eyes. Feel the warmth of my hand as I softly touch your face. Feel the heat of my breath, As I rest my head on your chest. If only it were real And you were there when I awoke. Do you feel the heat? I really need to know. Somehow, from so far away I think you’ve touched my soul.

My Disappearance
Sorry i disappeared for a while. . .my stepdad passsed away, my mom's love of her life. . .had to be there for her (my dad was very abusive; my stepdad was respectful, loving, caring, forgiving and her best friend and companion). . .very heartbreaking!! BUT it really makes u think about what is important!!

Pm Not Asking Too Much
I long to watch you sleep To feel the warmth of your breath upon my cheek I dream of tracing the outline of your face with a gentle touch Just to see your lips curl in a sudden smile... I’m not asking too much... I long for you to hold my hand To feel your arms surround me in a hug I dream of waking in your arms and sleeping two bodies as one Just to see your eyes dance with laughter... I’m not asking too much...

Turkey On The Grill
10 to 12 pound turkey Salt 3 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted Kettle or Covered Charcoal Grill: 1. Thaw and prepare turkey for roasting as directed on package; remove giblets from neck and body cavities. DO NOT STUFF. Season cavity with salt; brush skin with melted butter. 2. Prepare grill, placing coals to one side; heat until coals are ash white. Make aluminum foil drip pan; place opposite hot coals. Place top grilling rack over coals and drip pan. Place prepared turkey on grill over drip pan. Open bottom vents directly under coals. Cover grill, positioning top vent directly over side of grill with turkey. Adjust vent as necessary to keep a consistently hot fire. Add coals to fire as necessary. 3. Grill turkey 11 to 20 minutes per pound, turning halfway through the time and basting with butter. Turkey is done when thermometer inserted into breast meat reaches 170° F or thigh muscle temperature reaches 180° F. Remove turkey from grill. Let stand 15 minutes be

What A Year
will this year is about to come to the end and it wasnt my year im glad its about over since its not been my best. heres how mine went. found out in Nov last year i had colon cancer and had emergerncy sugery to remove an 13" tumor but be4 it was caught (no thinks to military doctors) it spread to my rectum,liver and lungs. then i started chemo therpy in dec of last year was doing that for about four months then i came down very sick went back in the hospitqal for a infection on my rectum was in for about 13 day then 2 months later back in for the same reason was in another 11 days then 3 months later back in for the same problem ( the 3rd time) was in 14 days and almost died during this stay i had a fever of 104 for a couple of days heart rate went over 150 they had to put me in a straigh jacket cause i went crazy pulling iv's frommy body then about a month or so i went back in the hospital 2 hav surgery to clean my rectum out but they couldnt clean it so they remove it completely so

What Goes Around Comes Around
Subject: A good one...it's true what goes around comes around One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, buteven in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulledup in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was stillsputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped tohelp for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't looksafe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. Heknew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the carwhere it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.' Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was badenough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack,skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change thetire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

A Thanksgiving Wish!
MyHotComments I would like to wish my entire fubar family and friends a very Happy Thanksgiving. I would also like to send that out to all the men and woman serving over seas may GOD BLESS YOU ALL and here is wishing you all a safe and successful return home!

Hush. . . I Hear Now
you call to me across the miles night winds carry the whispers floating on the breeze through my windows falling gently upon my ears hush... I hear now. calling from your heaven glittering stars cannot compare when you look at me, I am consumed hush... I see now. you call through my dreams dancing in the shadows of my sleep laughing and loving again hush... I feel now. you call to me every moment of the day distance couldn't keep us from destiny which drew us I'll hold you for eternity as long as you keep calling. (c)2007

Turkey Stuffing!
I so abhor working in retail during the holidays!......I'd like to stuff a few other things besides a turkey,or rather a few someones!....Namely anything with BOSS mentioned in the title!.....An oh yeah,my girlfriend,but in a different way for different reasons!.....ROTF!.......Peace out you turkeys!.....Lol

No Parent Left Behind
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray

To Ne 1 That Wants To No...........
hey everyone sorry i havent been around lately my computer is down not sure when i'l get it back. i miss everyone & hope its not to much longer til im back. hope u stay, i'l try & keep in touch as much as possible if u want to email me i can check it with my phone its suzi_g_98@yahoo.com. take care luv ya :)

1,2,3,4
I pacing the waking hours I can not wait for sleep to lose my broken body and reality to gain my freedom and a union closing my eyes to the world breathing in time with a heartbeat there is only one goal not the sleep of peace but that of a dream-walker moving toward the destination I drift II formless I float deep within an ocean of stars infinite points of light glimmering in an infinite sea of darkness light dots beyond counting flicker in this gap between reality and love where ever I look lights wink out and are replaced in this vast ever changing array of sparkling beauty III moving with no sense of motion seeming to stand still in this glittering ocean swirl every twinkling star looks like another, save you I knew it was your dream your light always shines a beacon for me to find IV now you're before me a glowing pearl an iridescent apple a full moon filling my vision entirely with brightness because the world of light radiates fr

Pain
I don’t understand how so many people can intentionally hurt or cause pain to others, especially those that are called loved ones. I don’t understand the need to tear down others to make one’s self feel or look better. Why do some people think that causing pain in someone’s life even remotely acceptable? I have hurt people in my life, as we all have. I have hurt those that I love and care for the most and I wish there were ways I could take away the pain. I know that in life that we all will hurt others, and most seriously the ones that we love, but when we do so without any remorse or even worse do it on purpose is just so wrong. So many people are used and abused by ones that they have given all their trust to and it’s no wonder that they become numb, untrusting and apathetic. The damage that is done becomes a permanent scar on their lives and can shape who they become. While it is true that great strength and growth can come from past hurts when a complete healing comes about, it

How Can I?
how can I. how can I compare these mud eyes to passion past with beauty that would make even you believe in the existence of God. how can I. how can I hold this paltry flame to one who surely moved your world with his body sinuous curves sublime pleasures given and received in a way I had only hoped but will never achieve. how can I. how can I think to dare claim any part of you as mine when in the pre-dawn light I am cast aside unwanted despite my small mewings and clearly invisible attempts to garner your attention. how can I. how can I believe the simple words you utter knowing you scarcely believe them yourself. how can I think to entice you from your world with my woeful gifts of body my face that lacks beauty beyond denial with my poetry unanswered with my words of love stuck to the roof of my mouth with my touch that turns your skin cold how can I even wish how can I even hope how can I? (c)2007

Interesting Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallestis the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as theEncyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis ofthe liver than men with hair. -At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a singlecell -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. -You

What Do I Havta Do To Get Help??!!
I am so damn tired. I want to disappear. I hurt ALL the time, but nothing helps. Noone even tries to understand anymore. I do not want to die, but I would welcome it if it meant no more pain. The meds I take make me sicker, but they take the edge off. That's about it. I wake up in the mornings so stiff and sore sometimes I wonder if I ran a marathon with a 100 lb. backpack. My hands are numb every morning, and it takes 30-60 mins. to get some feeling back. I just want to be able to wake up with the ability to move. The diagnosis I got 5-6 years ago no longer fits my symptoms, is it wrong to want to be treated for the right stuff? I am very tired of being sick.

What A Year
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 what a year Yep, here I am again, typing away another blog. With this year coming to an end, it has made me reflect upon this past year....WHAT A YEAR!! I think my life has changed more this past year then it has ever changed. I have gotten my divorce..FINALLY, gotten not one but two job promotions, and now I am currently looking to find a house or apartment for my boys and myself to live in. I have had some of the most wonderful people come into my life, which I am so grateful for, I have also had some of the most uncaring and selfish people come into my life, and although I wish I had never even crossed their paths, I have to thank them for they have made me stronger. They know who they are so there is no need to name names, but if you personnally know me, you know who they are. So now my new life is truly beginning and to be honest.... I AM SCARED. But at the same time....I can't wait....I can't wait to see what is coming my way...I know

One Thing
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line [Chorus:] If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x2] Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds

Twas The Night Before Christmas Fubar Style
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by n

Cowboy Rules
Cowboy Etiquette In the outback country of the West, working cowboys still follow rules of etiquette that have been handed down through generations. How do you know these rules if you haven’t been exposed to cowboy culture? Mary Flitner of Diamond Trail Ranch in Greybull, Wyoming, sums it up best, “Be quiet and humble. Your cowboy skills (if you have any) will show in due time and you need not try to show them.” Let’s discuss a few of these codes and explain their purposes. Code #1: Never touch another person’s horse or tack. Cowboys don’t touch or handle another man’s mount. Some ranch horses are hard to handle and the riders don’t want their animals disturbed by someone else. This policy also holds true when saddling and unsaddling a horse and loading or unloading a horse from the trailer. Saddles and tack are highly valued personal items that should be handled only by their owners. Sometimes the tack has repairs or riggings that must be handled in a

Body Heat
The skin, at first like dust, began to gain the torment of airiness to flesh. All his body's bounds from duress, relinquished. A diffuse grace attends this, as if the long fuss of waiting were no trial. There was spark. A depth, with all the heat stored from evenings and afternoons, from ones own and left by others... which glowed deep from a restless head flicking from side to side slowly along the drift from the frame. Cisterns of colour and shadow run through the streaks of wet quick light thrusting in slickness like the inside skin of a plum. Fixation, basting, heat. Heat at the rim, at the body, the sky a net too tight to swim through Sleek and ripe the mask of will empties from the lids. Still it continues. Sound, idea, emerging reflections shaped, coveted, returned in motions drowned out woven over disappearing beyond darkened corners. Fret down the sides of legs up the scalp and every breath is heavier crawling through th

Naughty Story
I come over to your place to hang out, I knocked on the door and no answer I look in the driveway to make sure your car was there it was. I knocked again but still no answer I tried the door it was unlocked i walked in. I called out your name still no answer I walked room to room as I got closer to the bedroom I can hear the shower running in the bathroom. I opened the door, walked in and slowly stripped my clothes off I can see that you are in the shower so I quietly stepped int the shower with ya, I pressed my body against your back wrapping my arms around you I began kissing your neck working my hands up and down your body. The shower water running down over our bodies,I grab a hold of your hard cock start to stroke it, a moan escapes your mouth i pull away and you turn around facing me, you grabbed a hold of the soap lathered your hands with a kiss you turn me around pulled me up against you. With one hand you run it up and down my arm and around my waist the other begins to ca

Wolfman47 Left This On My Page, I Liked It So Im Sharing It With All Of You :)
Forever I longed for a soul mate As time was catching me I knew it was to late. I remember staring at star filled nights, Whispering prayers at every sight. Hoping someday I would find that one person, Day by day my life begin to worsen. I wish there was someone just for me, Spiraling downward, I could not see. I would imagine us laughing at silly things, Like our childhood, our past and our names. Sharing tears over sad things, And crying over all of our pains. Our love is passionately and totally, Like a beautiful rose becoming holy. I begin to think my dream was just a dream, Forever and forever it seemed. Then I met you, and all my dreams came true.

Hmmmmmmmmmm
it seems i am too much of a flirt to be on this site any more so i am thinking of taking it off and deleting my account those of you who i will remain in contact i have most of you on my msgrs one way or another ,,,, just cant decide yet if i want to shut my acct down over ME RUNNING INTO MEN WHO LIKE TO SEE JUST HOW FAR A WOMAN WILL GO AND THEN DROPPING THEM ..... some of u know what im talkin about some of u dont but anyways letting u know i may not be on much longer i have a family to think about and i have to keep them my first priority over anything wether i do at times or not i hate fucking pricks who talk to u and get u so wrapped up in them that u sorta lose the light of what you are really supposed to be doing , wether u do it or not

What I Want.
well since my birthday is in 3 weeks from today.. i thought i'd write out a list of what i want. i want all my TC family on the phone one night and i mean EVERYONE! yes EVERYONE an that person knows i'm talking about him if he actually reads my blogs. i love my TC we're just one messed up disfunctional family an we need to get together again. i miss everyone. but anywys. that's what i want or at least for one person to actually talk to me an tell me he don't hate me or somthing lol. Friends are Forever ppl just remember that. anyways enough runnin my mouth You Guys Rock!

And Now... A Story.
So Friday the office manager decided to order pizza for the staff because we had a few gift certificates. Apparenlty the traffic manager found out and she doesn't work on Fridays and is PISSED. I think it's lame because she was willing to order pizza when one of the office girls wasn't here. So she's on the war path over this. Pizza. I mean what the hell. Seriously?! Now she's gone and taken the chocolate of the office staff away. Little does she know that I'll bury someone alive for taking my chocolate. She has til she leaves to put it back.

The Hand
The first grade teacher gave her class a fun assignment -- to draw a picture of something for which they were thankful. Most of the class might be considered economically disadvantaged, but still many would celebrate the holiday with turkey and other traditional goodies of the season. These, the teacher thought, would be the subjects of most of her student's art. And they were. But Douglas made a different kind of picture. Douglas was a different kind of boy. He was the teacher's true child of misery, frail and unhappy. As other children played at recess, Douglas was likely to stand close by her side. One could only guess at the pain Douglas felt behind those sad eyes. Yes, his picture was different. When asked to draw a picture of something for which he was thankful, he drew a hand. Nothing else. Just an empty hand. His abstract image captured the imagination of his peers. Whose hand could it be? One child guessed it was the hand of a farmer, because farmers raise turkeys.

Please Read
Don't pump gas on November 21, 2007 In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On November 21st 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.20 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 45 to 65 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 21st, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on November 21st and let's try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.

A Song To Fit My Life Yea Ok Another One
This is one of my fav songs from slipknot/soulfly it my life i know i have said this about other songs in here. This is one of my favs because you can see either you can live your life as a sucky miserable person or get up and do somehting about it. So iam back to my old ways and doing for me and no one else. I cam sit here and talk about me and all and I also know that people have it worse off than me. Iam sick and tried of getting pissed of stressed out and all because yea iam young but i feel like shit and i dont want to feel like that anymore. If I go back to the way I was and not explane myslef to everyone then maybe i can move on with my life and forget the past well enough to move on with my life now. I hope I dont lose friends over this and I will laways be here if any of you need to talk its juts been crazy life of mine and trying to do stuff for school in fall and business iam reting to start There will be more to come later on or sometimes this week ty all for reading.

Funny Letter
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. - - - - Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you have n't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll

Christmas List......
One solid gray kitten Pug puppy Damn.... did I not I want that last year. A man....lots of sex on new year....dag...that one will the hardest to fill this year. What else I can I ask for.... oh yeah..... Lots of thoughts, love and kisses for you all

The Mistress
"What she doesn't know, surely won't hurt her." He thought it a thousand times my "man", my LIE, my nurturer. She whispers what he's been waitng to hear "Don't tell, she'll never now, she'll never see." How could I be so stupid not to know that the bitch was referring to me! I took the "back seat" and remained clueless for a while. He played right into her hands not thinking for a minute the lie was so vile. I lay awake, why doesn't he come to bed? I think a million thoughts, mostly all bad. "Why? Who is she, and when does he see her? I'm not thinking rational and why am I mad!? No proof, no conformation, no excuses given I'm going insane, nothing makes sence. Trying to figure out how many more days of my paranoia and doubt should be spent? I can't do this anymore something is not fucking right! I'm not going to take it I've already lost the fight. She's taken my life from me and he

Lost
Life right now is soo stressful.. to man things going around at once...i just want to stay on one level rather jumping up and down.. i feel lost...in many ways.. i dont know what to do really.. is it really worth it.. i try so hard and i dont get anything out of it

Happy Tied-up Tuesday
It's Tuesday, and in honor of it, I sent all of my Fubar friends a shot of tequila. Tuesday is my favorite, so today a bit of liquid love goes out to everyone. If you are my real life friends- I will likely see most of you tonight (let the REAL drinking begin). For everyone else- enjoy today, and think of me :) *** And I would like to repeat, for the record- I'm not looking for boys. I have no interest in boys. But thank you one and all for the flattery, and continued attempts. You make me smile. :) (And to one boy in particular- yes, I could snap your neck between my thighs. Good thing you won't be going there, huh?)

More Random Convo
P.: you are cute thou lol im just a sarcastic bastard lol P : wait that came out wrong lol its true you are Me: No no.. i am a bitch lol P: lol well hello bitch i am asshole nice to meat you hun Me: ha ha we make a great pair P: ill take that as a compliment hun

One Of The Sexiest Songs In The World, I Think. Candlebox - Cover Me
Cover me When I walk alone Cover me When my stance it stumbles home Cover me We'll trip on through the sands of time And cover me 'Cause I've been branded I've lost my mind Lost my mind But you'll cover me yeah Won't you give me shelter from the storm Over me You fade into the night Over me You melt into the light Over me You will fear the things I need Over me You will feel the hate I breed You're under me And you will question my authority You're under me And you will lose almost everything You're under me You will feel the pain I wanna bring you You're under me You never change Never change a fucking thing Not a, a fucking thing But you - you'll cover me Yeah, give me shelter from the storm Cover me cover me Won't you Cover me Cover me Don't you Cover me Cover me Give me shelter from the storm People push & shove on time I give it to you What I have is what is mine I feel it for you You've

Beloved Eyes
Beloved eyes Beloved eyes Lean in close to me Show me those beloved eyes Rapped in silk & satin Bodies entertwined In firey passion Kissing, caressing, screaming Seduce me Seduce me Seduce me Reach in & embrace Me Me Me Mind body & soul This is everything my heart Cries When I look into those Beloved eyes

My Reality
I exist now dreaming in reality shades of deep reds and purples, evolving at the speed of light my closed eyes see all. bringing fingers to lips time stops as I taste you, ponder you wallowing in the memory of your scent and way how you call me your love the way you touch my heart to make me believe undeniably knowing we are one conquering happiness together. I am alive with possibilities endless wanting you to taste my soul it is unimaginable, the way you knew I could and did once you said the word. I have your heart and heaven opens up bearing angels singing because we chose to love (c)2007

Its Kinda True...
My Horoscope for today: "Relax and enjoy the quiet atmosphere wherever you are -- because you're responsible for it! Even if everyone is rushing around in a blind panic, you find that your own soul is remarkably calm and at ease." They forgot to mention I would have a hang over. LOL. But hey I am feeling good. I havent had a hang over in years...kinda glad I hadnt. I guess I got really wasted last nite. LOL. But I had fun...gonna repeat it too tonite. Hopefully some scissoring too...LOL. That was fucking hot! Literally! Lets see what else...Doug from work called and I may be going in early tomorrow. I have to be there at 8pm more than likely so I will work 8pm to 8am. YAY! Hey...I need the money! I am seeing green. Speaking of work...Kandi called...had to call her back...but apparently she may be going to Whirlpool and work with me. Which I think would be cool. Which she needs to get out of Mansfield. John is doing her wrong badly. At least she will get a da

Am I The Only One??
I am so agrivated to keep trying these stupid surveys. I have started them atleast 5 times an only to be shot down with the answer you are not qualified or something to that effect. Personally I am finished attempting these waste of time surveys..

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat! 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat!! 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once. 14. You still have a little on your chin! 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! And last but certainly not least 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Sleep-walking
bodiless I float in endless blackness surrounded by a sea of lights, an immense swirl of tiny pinpoints glittering more sharply than stars on the clearest night, it is here you'll be visible... in the tiny gap between dreams and waking in this infinite, between reality and our lives our two points could be side by side through the distance for dreamers are miles and miles. moving without moving I search for you lights seem to spin around me sweeping by so fast it blurs into streaks, while I float motionless in the starry sea, vaguely aware of my body. I am pulled toward you as you swell into sight rushing toward me from a star in the sky to a full moon to a shimmering wall that fills my vision pulsing like a breathing thing. reaching out with sheer will across the space that remains between me and my dream I speak to you, with no body, no mouth to tell you I love you. (c)2007

Covered In Purgatory
let loose in longing I revise myself and loiter in it, the long silences pin me. I know we don't really exist in this world of first causes. we live instead in a place of primal forces, where I breathe you and feel you sink in. still I am envious and obvious and desperate for your love. desire constantly rises from me, and takes a living shape to plead with you in a whispering privacy. I want to discover where you were, in your body, if not here with me. and what shade of memory never fades. your eyes my Love, are either blue or blue. it seems I'm never close enough anymore to say. (c)2007

Fubar,my Space And Yahoo Profiles, Fill Them Out Darn It.
Okay this is not just for Fubar, but Yahoo and My Space also….. Okay on FUBAR I wish they had a spot where it says if you are married or single or involved. It is very annoying when some tries to talk to you—then you find out they are married and have no intent of taking you out on a date. Or worse they only want to hook up for a one nighter, ASS HOLES. On Yahoo, I am very disgusted that men and women don’t fill out their profiles, but expect you to willingly chat with a blank profile. It takes all of 5 minutes to fill the damn thing out! Don’t be rude ass just do it. On My Space, I am kind of sick of people just trying to add me as a friend and they just want numbers-of people-to have the most friends. If your really trying to talk to people and be friends or even hook up for a date, HOW do you expect someone to take you seriously if you don’t even care enough to fill it out? And what is this crap with just listing USA as location? Ummm Okay that’s great, but what is wrong with

Im Very Pissed About This
WELL FIRST OF ALL IF YOUR MY CLOSE FRIENDS THEN YOU ALL HAVE KNOWN ABOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE MY SON BACK AND FORTH TO THE DOCS LIKE EVERY WEEK SOMETIMES TWICE A WEEK.. WELL I HAD TO TAKE MY SON TO THE DOCS YESTERDAY CUZ HE WAS SICK AND IT WAS CAUSING HIS ASTHMA TO GET OUT OF HAND.. WELL HE WAS FINALY DIONOSED WITH ASTHMA A FEW WEEKS AGO AFTER TAKING HIM TO THE DOCS LIKE 50 TIMES.. WELL YESTERDYA I FOUND OUT THAT HE HAS AN EAR INFECTION WHICH CAME FROM THE RSV HE HAD.. THEY FINALLY GAVE HIM MEDS FOR THAT AND ALSO ORAL STEROIDS FOR THE ASTHMA AND THEY WANTED ME TO COME BACK TODAY FOR A CHECKUP ON THE MEDS.. WELL THE DOC THAT WE SAW TODAY SAID THAT HIS WEEZING WAS COMMING FROM HIS NOSE.. FROM HIS NOSE!!!!!! SO IM LIKE OMFG!!! WTF!!!!! OK.. WELL MY AUNT WORKS THERE AND SHES A NURSE FOR THE DOC THAT SAW HIM TODAY.. NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE WAS JUST AS PISSED AS I WAS.. SHE TOOK MY SON AND I TO ANOTHER DOC THER WHO IS AWEOMSE.. HE LISTENED TO MY SONS BREATHING AND WAS LIKE BLAH TO WHAT THE OTHER

This Little Piggy...
got chopped off...yup...the reason i was sick was because i had an infection in my pinky toe...im a paraplegic so i didnt feel anything in the toe...went to the ER and they ended up taking the toe off...plus it snowed a bit today too...but on the good side of things.....i should be getting my phone in a few weeks and my friend is fixing my pc so i shold have the net at home soon too...i qill check in when and if i can....stay warm!! Eric

Earth
love... I have tasted your being feasted on your essence lounged in your gaze felt your emotions breathed in your fire played in your presence moved myself in your love danced in sacred union and now.... with unfathomable sorrow and a reluctant heart, I must return from your heaven. (c)2007

Sex Frog
Sex Frog A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surpri

8.8
it's dark yet I still feel you as if you'd never moved eyes staring searching for truth your soft touch soothing enveloping what you find stretched there hearing all the words you whisper, I believe each one, before you say it and with breathless anticipation I want to question how you forget me when you close those tender eyes and escape alone and elusive tossed in some unknown reality. I may never find out if this is real or just another dream. I'm creating as we move along enhancing existence in satiated splendor to fill empty spaces knowing I'll never follow your emotional attachment I hover inside your body throbbing, trusting, that I'd be lost when you aren't close to me. it's dark yet I still feel you deeply inside me molded into my essence with endless passion. as you lay there so lifelessly alive I think that we should last forever but then nothing ever does, that lives. (c)2007

Hands Of Time
with closed eyes and no growing wings I fell in love with you. flying into that huge valley with heart, with songs and letters. I needed nothing except spirit for my body. all the clocks had two hands. but because I can love, because between I and Love there is no visible bridge, but poetry, I made you into the last prophet of love in this world. I shared with you my cage, my words, my eyes. my only desire was to be heard, my visions needed to be seen by you. yet your axioms didn't see the poet in me. your amalgamations refused the bird in me, addicted to receive your daily care. that is why you are still here capable of giving freedom and love. and why, I, as a weaver of the most beautiful dreams, am still translating you into my native tongue.

Little Things...
Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry-I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let inimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the Little things in life that mean alot.

My Life With Fibromyalgia
Some people ask why I am lazy. Some ask why I don't work to help support my family. So I going to try and explain it. I am not here for pity or anything like that I am just trying to explain to everyone at once I was in a car accident in 2003. It broke my foot and crused the joint. That injury alone as made it impossible to stand for any length of time and squatting is out of the question. So that alone limits what I can do. As for the fibromyalgia, I either got this as a result from the accident or because of my mom also having it or a combination thereof. Here is a description of what fibromyalgia is.. What are the Symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundaries, migrating to all parts of the body and varying in intensity. FM pain has been described as stabbing and shooting pain and deep muscular aching, throbbing, and twitching.

Last Call For The Tattoo Contest
WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN SOME FUBUCKS??? WELL THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO EARN THEM IM GIVING AWAY 1000,000 FUBUCKS FOR FIRST PRIZE YES YOU READ THAT RITE 100,000 FUBUCKS IS FIRST PRIZE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN THIS CONTEST PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA FUMAIL THIS CONTEST IS NOT A COMMENT BOMB CONTEST SO THERE IS NO BOMBING THIS CONTEST IS BASED ON HOW MANY RATES YOU CAN GET FOR 500 RATES YOU GET THE 100,000 FUBUCKS

Fairytail
Keep me, in a long Russian novel waiting for you to crack the binding so I can spring from the pages into three, four, and five dimensions of life. This story begins with a kiss, but there are lions and bears and glowing moons with orange and blue hues, for those who don't care for kisses. Two people walk in a room with the crazy tension of a stretched rubber band one looks like a woman the other a lion who is fighting to keep its belly from exploding. The lion is also trying to be polite and not say, 'I want you.' The woman hops like a robin afraid to look, but wanting him to take her, recreate her. And that is what happens. The rubber band stretches there is aching in stomachs, between legs. Hearts move inside their rib cages, like birds. The band pulls out as far as it can but then snaps. And he has her up against him with the rushing force of a hundred eagles, wind in screams, crashing forward being sucked into

Time To Express Thanks.
Wow, I don't know where to start. Actually, I do...without a doubt, my first thanks has to go to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. If not for his mercy, and forgiveness, I am afraid to think of the state I would be in. I am far form perfect, but He loves me anyway, and continues to forgive my short comings and answer my prayers. Although I can't be with family this year for Thanksgiving, I am thankful for each member of my family. Going to Alabama to see some of them was so great this year! I'm thankful for my mom, who I am proud to say is clean again! She'll never know how proud I am of her for making a new start for herself, and my baby brother. Speaking of my brother, I am so greatful to see that he is doing so great in school. He has made me so proud recently. I thank God for looking over my grandmother, and keeping her safe thru her surgery, and also for bring the results of the cancer back benign! I am also full of thanks for being able to see my family in Alabama, and know that

Yeeee Haw!
Merry xmas! Well lets try this a different way. No one seems to understand the fact that we own a store, in washington dc. And we bought a ton of over stock. And want to get rid of it, and be santa's little helpers. So we are offering, to sell some of our stuff to our great friends on here! We disappeared for a while, to get our life together, and open our store. Eventually we're going to go online and make a website and everything. What we have a lot of is : xbox 360's with 2 games and 2 controllers for $275.00 shipped to you. ps3 with 2 games, and 2 controllers for 330 shipped to you. 60gb harddrive A toshiba satellite a135-s7404 for 250 shipped to you Ipod Nano's 3rd generation 4gb and 8gb for 100 shipped to you. And we also have, some dvd's, video games, and digital camera's With every purchase, you recieve an apple ipod nano 2nd generation FREE! I do not charge for shipping, and i provide insurance on every package. Contact me for more details. Every

Poop
1. If I looked in your bed, what would I find? Remnants of a burrito and some cat hair. 2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? I use the bathroom with the door open. No, I don't have manners and yes, I was raised in a barn. 3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? I'm a bit anal about my undies and socks being folded. 4. Sleep on your back or stomach? In a prone position hoping that my dream man might come along and take advantage of me lol. 5. Are you a cuddler? I'm a squeezer like Gossamer. I'm gonna love him, and squeeze him and pet him and call him George. 6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Go ahead and look *raises hatchet above her head* 7. Something that happened today that made you angry? I broke a nail. Now my world is gonna end. Oh the humanity! 8. What were you doing before this survey? Ruling the kingdom with Aragorn. *purrs* 9. What will you do after this survey? Wash the

Love
Love Deeply and secretly, we all hunger for it from the day that we are born. Love has many depths and heights and every person is at a different place in their life with love. There are different forms of love and it inspires so many emotions that you can often times overwhelm yourself with love for someone. I am in love. Many times in my life I have thought .whoa. I love this person....but i think I never really knew love for another until the day that my first son was born. When he came into the world I was transported to this other plane.. it seemed so surreal..that life had come from me and all at once the world seemed so big and i so small in it. I want to protect him; guard him from the ills and heartache in the world and hang his moon. when I got pregnant with my second son.. I was deeply saddened. I remember thinking "I can never love another child as much as my first, but then Gavin came in the world and alone with him in the hospital, I discovered that my heart had

Fall Into
I remember the dawn on and on when love's sweat was sweet and you were never as serious as me... I'll save you the trouble of worrying, and hide, try to hide this love away. and maybe this time you'll stay long enough for me to remind you that all we need is here with nothing between our skin and the bed. This is not for you, Love but more for me. For my daydreams and sleepwalking. So I can listen at night when I am trying to find sleep. Know that you are still and always will be the last one in my thoughts before I fall into dreaming.

Lemonade
so life give ya a bunch of lemons what do you do? make lemonade of course :P a friend told me about the skype chat thingy so im bored over there trying to figure it out says there are 10,232,233 people online thats alot of people are any of them you? :P happy tuesday Brats :P

Your Grace
when I think of you my dismal world melts away all my troubles and fear dissolve rapidly in your love these days have seen me weak body broken, again mind broken, again soul broken, again but still you take me. saving me from my otherwise certain death. I have fallen perhaps from your grace? but you still offer me a place in your heart. you are what I desire you are the one true thing I know I can believe.

Say Goodbye
We all do it for different reasons, been here too long and seen too many seasons. Can I please get away from myself, if I try... all I want to do is say goodbye. Sometimes that word is so hard to say, but it isnt that hard on this particular day. Just so tried of being here at all, can I pick up the phone and make a call. There are so many different places I can go, most of them are places you wouldn`t know. To look for me , so I can be alone, and a few don`t even have a phone. You make me feel this way all the time, sometimes I think I am alone, in my mind. Go to a place where I can see the snow glisten, or somewhere that a friend of my can listen. That is all I am looking for, so now I must leave and go out the front door. Somehow I just cant take it anymore, maybe all I need is a meaningless whore. Well that way you couldn`t break my heart, should just leave and make a brand new start. She says my life is boring and getting lame, I told her I was sick of playing her game. Goodbye is

Why Even Bother
every wonder why you get out of bed, sometimes i wish i were just dead, maybe someone should shoot me in the head, or just choke on some bread, yeah right now i don't really know, there are so many places i want to go, take a trip see what a bus can show, but my mind is working too slow, see i took something to make me feel better, but i am only sweating and becoming wetter, and my eyes are heavy and they are deader, they were before blue and real crisp, now they are red,glassy, shit now i`m pissed, you know what i don't think i`ll be missed, so let me leave you now,because we never kissed, and i wouldn`t want you to go being dismissed. there is something i would like to say, everybody has a different way, about themselves and how they feel, i just let all mine out in a spill, so we talk and argue and i wonder why? you think after what we been through i would lie, then you say things to another guy, so why do i even fucking bother!!!

Is She Out There
i know i have an angel, she looks out for me everyday, i can tell because of the things i have done, been in trouble so many times, i just want to thank her and give her my love, because she gave me strength to carry on, when there was nothing else to do, and now i see the things that i can be, she opened my eyes so i can see,that there really is something out there, i just have to reach out and grab it, for life can pass you by, and why wouldn`t you give it a try, all you have to do is take it as it comes, and give it the best that you got, ask god for the things that you need , and not the things you want, this is what i do almost everyday, and i am glad he is here to stay, and watch over me, to help and guide, me things through the rough times that i have, surrounds me with friends and family who cares, and sent me an angel to watch what i do, so this one is to god and his way of thinking, i just want to tell him thank you, for giving me all my blessings and people who care, and for

The Dirty One
DirtyWhore: You need to get laid and get out of your parents fucking basement you fucking piece of shit. Maybe then you would have kids of your own and see how pissed off yopu would get when waste of skin fucks like you talk bad about them. MY SON IS MY LIFE.... FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY ASS PUPPET ->Psychowolf...: DONT make me Force Rape you. You WILL comply with the Jedi. ->Psychowolf...: This initiative was approved by the JEDI COUNCIL! We are looking for ewoks. Trade us your ewok!... DirtyWhore: What the fuck is your problem? Are you fucking high or just plain fucking retarded? ->Psychowolf...: OMG....you have an ewok son!? DirtyWhore: That is my son... ->Psychowolf...: YES< the EWOK in the Slide tunnel! DirtyWhore: Are you sure you have the right person and folder? ->Psychowolf...: The jedi will trade you 2 used wookies, and a zabrak prostitute for your Ewok DirtyWhore: That only has pics of me and my kids ->Psychowolf...: yes, theres an ewok picture in your f

Gather Yourself
gather yourself my love glistening eyes raise to the heavens as you watch the pieces fall I have lost my hope I have lost my faith gather yourself my love the storm is coming dark clouds with silver linings fill the sky above hold tight to your belief gather yourself my love I am afraid of this woman’s work the mundane crashes waves against the supernatural as both worlds collide gather yourself my love learn to live outside your sins learn to follow your heart learn to move on

Maple-plum Glazed Turkey Breast
2 cups red plum jam 1 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup cider vinegar 1 tablespoon grated lemon rind 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1 (5 to 5 1/2-pound) bone-in turkey breast 1/2 teaspoon salt 8 fresh sage sprigs 1. Bring first 6 ingredients to a boil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat; reduce heat to medium-low, and cook, stirring often, 25 minutes or until thickened and bubbly. Remove from heat, and cool completely. Reserve 1 1/2 cups sauce; cover and chill. Set aside remaining sauce for basting. 2. Loosen skin from turkey without totally detaching skin; sprinkle salt evenly under skin, and carefully arrange 4 sage sprigs on each side of breast. Replace skin, and place turkey in a lightly greased 11- x 7-inch baking dish. Spread 3/4 cup maple-plum sauce evenly over turkey; cover loosely with aluminum foil. 3. Bake at 325*F (160*C) for 1 hour; uncover and bake 1 more hour or until a meat thermometer registers 170*F (75*C), basting with remain

Some People Just Don't Know
This is just for some people...... Some people don't even know Some people don't even have a clue Some people think they know their friends Some people think their friends are true Some people think that they can trust Some people will do what they say Some people will lose friends because of them Some people love them anyway Some people overlook special friends Some people will understand this story Some people will know what I'm talking about So this goes out to you, .............

Fubar Might Be Deleted
More then likely, i have been thinkin about deleting this acct, these people on here are so fucking rude....and i really don't have time for all their bullshit...the only thing that keeps me from deleting this acct is Two people on here!One i absoultly CRUSH ON!! and the other has become my bestfriend....But the one person who i crush on is mad at me and won't speak to me! the other person i talk to on myspace, and yahoo...SO hmmmm i might delete it if the one person i crush on doesn't talk to me anymore..

Taylor
Sunday about 10 minutes after the packer game my daughter Taylor fell down the basement steps while playing w/ the small crutches in the house (i had told her to put them away) within 45 minutes she seized in the living room in Randys arms........stopped breathing and the ambulance took her to the trauma center. She stopped breathing on my living room floor. I watched 5 paramedics race to put an air way into my 6 year old daughter. after they stablized her at the hospital i was allowed to see her for only a few minutes cause they were breathing for her and had to take her right to CT.....when the dr finally talked to us......he said If in 1 hour she has not started breathing on her own, she would be flown to Rochester Mn, because they are not equipt for Pediatric ICU.........My Bugg she started breathing on her own, 15 minutes before the chopper was to take her. It was a long horrible tear filled night, w/me laying right next to her, waking every hour with her and holding her as s

Horoscope
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Although you might be inclined toward bold actions today, it may be better to think before taking any action. Being cautious doesn't mean that you have to give up the spark of originality. Consider the ramifications first, but then be a bit more daring than usual. It's likely you'll be able to get away with stepping over the edge if you have a game plan.

A Pinkout For A New Sister
Good Morning all A brand new sister only needs 500 to level up to her next level she isnt on so I would love to surprise her when she does come on...So if all my loving sisters and all my loving friends and fans could help her out i would appreciate it....Love ya all in advance taz61866@ fubar

Da Da Da Da
OK OK OK... LOOOK AT THESE LIL LADIES RIGHT HERE... AWESOME PEOPLE TO KNOW... GO LOVE THEM SHOW THEM ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN GIVE EM!!! THESE GIRLS ARE HOT! HOT! HOT! -{Dots}-@ fubar FAN THEM ADD THEM RATE THEM Fre¥a Evil's Pet Cpt 2nd Alarm Hottie After Hours Promoter Fu/gf 2 Mydnyte Co-owner B/S Fam@ fubar MAKE THEM YOUR CRUSH! ☠J£§§Å Øwñê® Øf HÿÐåWàý ®ãÐ¡ø☠ ßЯùTàL 4 Lýfê@ fubar FUCK IT JUST BUY THEM GIFTS! LBZ@ fubar REPOST REPOST REPOST Ms. Mojito _.·´¯)»Girlfriend to ♥Silhouette ♥«(¯`·._ E.D.F.B.@ fubar Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition! girls like me love guys like you@ fubar RAPE THEIR PAGES.. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF Im Not Your Baby

My Best Friends Mom
Bens Mom answered the door when I rang the bell and she seemed quite surprised to see me. I explained that Ben had invited me over for dinner and we were going to plot our course for our trip. She was dressed in a short silky bathrobe and I felt like I was intruding. "Oh dear" she said. "Ben got a call to go into work and he must have forgotten to tell me that you were coming for dinner." I was about to say not to worry and leave but she reached out and pulled me gently in the door and said "Well I have got food cooking so why not stay and eat anyway. I've never really liked eating alone." "Okay why not. I am starving actually and dinner smells great," I said. "Come on into the kitchen then. Would you like something to drink? How about a glass of wine, I'm having one. My name is Emma by the way." I accepted the wine and we both sat down at the kitchen table. It was a hot summer night and Emma was sweating slightly and fanning herself with the top of her robe. I could

Help Me Get Closer To The Next Level...
Come & fan me rate me, i have 250 pics you can rate and comment on, you can buy me gifts, leave me comments on my profile and crush me! Anything that can help me level up! PLEASE help me out! Anything will help me and I will go and rate your pics and comment them too! I just need assistance leveling up! Thanks!! :D

Swimming Lessons
My favourite fantasy was almost a dream where I would slide my cock between her mature pink pussy lips before fucking her hard with my 9 inches of hard steel that I was trying desperately to hide in my Speedos. Damn, Pam's looking straight at me, and I knew then that I was caught out as she called me over to the pool. I tried to hide my protruding bulge as I walk towards her and relieved when she acted like she didn't notice at all… Saying nothing, Pam had me lie on my back and float on the water, I tried so hard but my feet sank to the bottom. She was by my side in seconds, her right hand under my back and her left supporting my ass cheeks resulting in my cock rising to attention once more and this time I couldn't hide my growing cock from her… I looked down and noticed I was larger than ever… "Oh my," she said as her face turned a nice shade of red… "Looks like you have developed a little problem, I think we should work on that growth for you," she smiled coyly

Why Women Turn To Other Women
(repost) Everyday I get what I call "Loser Mail" from random guys saying vulgar or degrading things...or just pure stupid...I deal with the daily uncreative stupid "your hott, wanna chat?" & press delete as usual, but there are just soooo many damn guys that are such Asses. Both women & men are to blame for the behavior of these losers too...the men for being so disrespectful & the women for accepting this out of their desperation to not be alone. On a daily I get such low class remarks as... -Will u let me make u cum? -what r u up to tonight, how bout we hook up? -You can go commando on me anytime, sweetie. You're hereby presented with my "Highly Lickable" award! -You are very very sexy! come over - I'm in town for the weekend and looking for someone to play with tonight? What are your plans? I'm staying at the ... (wtf, y would he think thats possible??) -Lets fuck -Can I lick ur pussy all night long? -I'd like to do that ass -go commando over here Ill be your humb

Shower Fun
When I walked in however, things looked odd. The door was unlocked and left ajar. Someone had been in there and Tracy doesn't get home for another hour. I slowly made my way through the house, looking for the intruder. And when I saw Tracy's purse on the table, I breathed a sigh of relief. She had just left the door open for me. In fact, she had left a few things for me. Lying on the floor near her purse was her shoes. Evidently she was looking to relax. But oddly, she always put her clothing away. This was distinctly different for her. When I went to pick them up and put them in the closet, I saw her socks lying on the floor across the room near the hallway. With the shoes in hand, I picked up the socks and headed to the stairs to put them up in the laundry basket. At the bottom of the stairs was her shirt. Things were getting odd. I followed the trail to her skirt at the top of the stairs and then her bra down the upstairs hallway. And finally on the handle to the shower roo

If U Want Cont.
YOU HERE CUZ YOU WANNA BE NOT CUZ YOU GOTTA BE RIDING ME,ROCKING ME MENTAL MONOPOLY EROTIC PHOLOSOPHY I LOVE DA WAY YOU SAY THE THINGS U SAY WHEN YOU ON TOP OF ME KISSES IS HARD AND SLOPPY ITS GON' BE HARD TO STOP ME... FROM BENDIN YOU OVER GIVIN EVERY INCH TO YA CHOCHA YOU GRIPPIN MY SOLDIER I FELL YOU GETTIN BOLDER YOU SAY YOU LIKE IT HOT I'LL HATE TO SEE YOU COLDER...

New Jersey
WEEEE I'm in NJ. Yesterday was a long day and I'll tell thatstory someother time. The network my brother set up isn't working right so I have to use my dad's computer. AndI HATE this keyboard. Soooo anything I really wanna say will wait until Jer can redo the network and get me online. But so far I've cuddled with my Bo and had some real fuckin pizza. I am a happy Jersey Girl. OH and Ange- send me a message on yahoo and I'll send ya my number ;) Oh yea- my brother kicks so much ass... he finally gave me my birthday present. A diamond star necklace. A FUCKING DIAMOND NECKLACE. Silly jerk made me cry. I love my brother.

Thanksgiving Scenarios
3 Thanksgiving Scenarios: 1.) You are best friends with your favorite star and have been for a long time, she comes over for Thanksgiving. You both prepare the meal and eat with your family. Afterwards you clean up the whole mess. It is now about six o'clock and you go upstairs to relax a little bit and take showers. You both collapse on the bed, and you begin to stare into her eyes, just looking. She leans over you resting on her arm and looks into your eyes as well. She then says “You know that you look really cute like that.”… 2.) It is Thanksgiving and your whole family eats a really big dinner at your house. Afterwards your best friend comes over to spend the night. You stay downstairs and talk to the family a little bit then you go upstairs to get ready for bed. You are both in your pajamas and watching TV. She is smoking a cigarette and you are consciously glancing at her. She then finally notices. “What are you looking at?”. “Oh nothing just looking.” you reply. You th

I Like This Putt-putt Golf
I could not wait to arrive at the putt-putt golf course, and was speeding to get there. I was supposed to meet you there at noon, but I was running about 20 minutes late. Just as I turned into the parking lot it started to rain. You were waiting next to your car when I drove up. You were wearing a pair of very short shorts, and the white tee shirt you wore was becoming soaked by the rain and showed off your ample breast very nicely. I got out of the car and asked what we were going to do now that it was raining and there was no one at the putt-putt course, it looked closed. You said you were a friend of the owner and she loaned you the keys to the building. You suggested we go ahead and play since there was no lightening and we would have the course to ourselves. Before we teed off on the first hole, you asked if I wanted to place a friendly wager on each hole. I admitted I was not a very good at putt-putt, and asked what the stakes were. You said since we were alone on the cour