Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America , Kentuckians , Tennesseans and West
Virginians will no longer be referred to as "
HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore .........
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.He does not have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2.He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."
