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What Do You Do?
When the attacker in the dark was never really there and you were holding the knife When the one who destroyed your life is the one you see in the mirror When your friends seem to harm you more than your enemies When the poison on your fork is your own recipe When the monster in your closet ends up being you What do you do?

Rivergard Playing At Jersey's In Independence This Week!
Hey Fubarians! This week my band RiverGard will be playing back at Jersey's Sports Cafe in East Independence (Susquehana) off of East 24 Highway on Friday and Saturday November 16th and 17th from 9pm to 1am. We hope to see everyone of you that can come at the Jersey's this weekend. This is a very special gig as we will be doing a LIVE Webcast for the first time. This will be a test for possible future Live Webcasts. This time we will be offering only 1 view...in the future we would like to offer multiple views to those that stream our shows. Information will be posted as soon as it becomes available. So stay tuned if you can't make it to the show but would like to view the webcast. For more up-to-the-minute details visit the RiverGard website at www.RiverGard.com. Hope to see you all at the show. As always, mention that you heard about us on Fubar to recieve a FREE personally autographed 8 1/2 x 11 color photo of the band (supplies limited so come early). Sincerely,

Fubarians Plz Read
HEY MY LOVELY FRIENDS N FAMILY AS OF 10:30AM TO I WILL BE NOT ON FUBAR BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BE BUSY WORKING ...I HAVE 1 MEETING, TEACHING TWO CLASSES FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER MEETING THAT I BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW N SO IF NE ONE WANTS 2 MESSAGE ME CAN DO SO N I WILL RESPOND 2 ALL THIS EVENING... HOPE ALL HAS A BLESSED DAY LOVE U ALL

Crazy
Here's the deal: you get too stressed out, and you'll go crazy. They'll lock you up. Trust me, I know. Everyone has a puddle of sanity in their head. Stress is like a sponge that soaks up sanity. You don't want it to soak up all your sanity because you'll lose your grip. Soon everyone will start calling you names like beaver brains and chowder head. Your only friends will be office supplies. They never laugh at you, or call you names, or pretend like they're your friends long enough for you to do their homework and stab you in the back while they go out to their fancy parties for fancy people with nice clothes and slick dyed hair, the kind of hair that all the kids try to mimic because they think that the hair will make them cool and saucy and they listen to live and bush, and they go to the canyons and sit around camp fires, holding hands and singing songs like everybody else would do if they had enough time and money or if they had a job that they didn't have to work at night and

Darkness
lost within that which is myself. unsure of the road before me, & lost from the road behind. so brave & willing to take life on, yet so afraid to take the leap of faith. wondering what the unknown has to offer, yet so unwilling to explore it. stuck within my own confines of myself. & all the while knowing in truth that I have no limits. wanting so badly to leap into the darkness and the unknown, but still unable to take that final step.

" Sweet Sensational Bbw " (users 1244945)
Bouncer, admin and staff, READ please.... "You accused my friend Lil Miss 420 Juggelette 4 Life of stealign others pictures, I DO NOT THINK you are going to get away with this we are reporting you for harrassment on FuBar you and your name and your IP will no long be allowed to makea name on fubar youw ill have to go to the library to even log into fubar and I highly doubt they even let this site on thier computers so you are fucked, leave my girl alone, she dont need to steal pictures, those are all HER and no one else so GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU NASTY CRACK WHORE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!! Get a fuckign life and leave the innocent alone you fake ass bitch, you are the one prolly stealing pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We will be sending a screen shot of that comment to baby jesus and letting him know about you TAT TATATATATAT BYE SUCKA"

Frustration
so, the mortgage company is about to screw me. they arent going to be able to make my closing date, which will certainly mess up my moving date... and that was the -only- weekend i have free until january... this may mean i cant buy the house at all. grrrrrr.

Butt Bomb
An America Airlines flight enroute from Los Angeles to JFK airport in New York City was diverted to Kansas City yesterday when a passenger was noticed attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum. Flight Attendant Bunny Haggarty said she noticed the man seated in an aisle seat leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I though he was just trying to light a fart," said Haggarty, "like our pilots are always doing on layovers. Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." Haggarty immediately called for assistance. Several male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse. After landing in Kansas City, authorities found the man's intestines were stuffed with military grade C4 explosive. FBI agents stated that it would have been a complete catastrophe if the passenger had succeeded in lighting the fuse. The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, Age 25, was carrying f

Friends....
...and why did any of you choose me or accept me? My reasons for choosing and adding someone to my family or fanning a person? 1. They're someone who writes really good blogs in content, style and grammatical mechanics. 2. They're nice to talk to.. 3. I share like interests with them. 4. They're someone I admire either in wisdom, humor, literature, sports, art, music, certain areas of political activitism (not all). 5. They're friends or relatives in real life, or they have the potential to be an honest to goodness online friend. My reasons for accepting anyone are based on all of the above and one more thing: if they're not just trying to sell me something, on the make or musicians of country or rap crap, I'm usually just interested to see what they're about, deleting them later if they turn out to be uninteresting and/or uncommunicative after all. If I don't show the sisters...that's my choice...so if you ask to see them, plan on a block. Just because you

Laziness
Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy: 1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it. 2. Don't move. Moving is overrated. 3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake. 4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times. 5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work. 6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything. 7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).

"grandma's Cookies"
"GRANDMA'S COOKIES" .................................................. A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER" THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN" L

Your An Angel To Me
YOUR AN ANGEL TO ME IS IT THE TWINKLING IN YOUR EYES OR IS IT THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR JUST YOUR WIT OR THE LOVELY THINGS YOU SAY AND DO THAT LIFTS ONE'S HEART A BIT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT IT COULD BE BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I KNOW FOR SURE YOUR SIMPLY AN ANGEL TO ME!!! I AM SO THANKFUL FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHEN, WHERE, OR TIME I KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE THERE FOR ME!!

Do You Want This To Be Your Next President?
AND WE NEED TO PUT BACK IN OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, "UNDER GOD"!!!!!~ HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET????????????? (Photo in my america album) Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem. Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how in the hell can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief???? I definately don't want a PRESIDENT for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that won't even put his hand on his chest or say AMERICA'S pledge of allegiance... Lord please help us, we have people campaigning to run a country they dont even believe in. REPOST IF YOU'RE AN AMERICAN AND YOURE PROUD OF YOUR HISTORY. Including the pledge of allegiance that has been around for hundreds of years. Also...Im sorry ,but I dont want anyone with this name running A

Love Hurts
By Incubus Tonight we drink to youth And holding fast to truth (I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.) My heart still has a beat But love is now a feat. (As common as a cold day in LA.) Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive. I'm fettered and abused, I stand naked and accused (Should I surface this one man submarine?) I only want the truth So tonight we drink to youth! (I'll never lose what I had as a boy.) Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Hav

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, Rich Vos, Jim Jeffries, Fart Trivia This Friday, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Our buddy Rich Vos is here hanging out, plugging his gigs at The Brokerage this weekend...and so is a new friend, comedian Jim Jeffries, who is playing Caroline's in New York City this weekend. If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple whoppers you enjoy, you can g

A Poem For Shady.. No Laughing It Is Serious Stuff Here!!!!!
A Good Heart A good heart is never boastful or jealous, It always thinks of others first and never seeks out payment. A good heart is trustworthy and loving, It never fails to be there by your side. Its walls are filled with love and friendship and it becomes so home like you never want to leave it. The inside is warm and cozy and makes you feel its love all over. It picks you up when you are down and brightens even the sunniest of days. It’s full of surprises and makes you want to hold it even closer with every surprise it brings. ♥ Shady!!! Thank you for always being there when I need to laugh or vent, giving great advice, and ALWAYS putting a smile on my face!!!

A Curse
i swear it's a curse! every time i stay awake for Law and Order SVU it sucks. When I fall asleep and have it recapped to me the next day it sounds like it was awesome. I have a new strategy, I'm going to start recording them and see what happens then! So since I was so tired, I woke up this morning with my hair so poofed out I looked like the Lion King. LOL!

Sorry
I'm sorry deanna and jeff, I havent had no sleep and with my son throwing up all night it looks to be a bad day to...I'll get corky as much as i can but if i dont crash soon i'm gonna be wiped out. I'll leave the page up an jeff ya know i got wolves in my stash ...go rip...deanna i got a pic for ya i gotta email it so i hope ya like it... huggs babes and forgive me for the fuck up. Love to all Momma rox

No One- Alicia Keys
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry ‘coz Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I’m feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I’m feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you I know some people search

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/14/07
We all forget where we came from; EVERYTHING is fuckin' EASY when you know how, from cooking, using computers, playing an instrument, and many others! But until ya do you curse at the fuckin' thing, shut it off, throw it down and reread the "how to" that came with it! Now that ya know how you laugh at the fuckers still learning, not seeing self last year, month, week, or yesterday! This shit goes double for those who quit drinking, drugging, smokin' and look down their nose at people still doing it & say, "Oh I quit, it's easy!" LOL

11/14/2007
There's a lot more to the story than you know yet, so hear all sides, then take your time pondering before making your big decision. It shouldn't be agonizing, though the process will take a while. the life of a listener I suppose....

Life's Tug Of War
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give

The Session
You close the door as Jack leaves, and quickly return to the inner office. You are anxious to replay the session, not because there is something important you may have missed, but because of the subject matter. Jack was discussing an encounter with a female coworker, and it got you so horny that you now need release. You close the inner office door, get the wireless headphones, and sit on the couch. The video will be playing, but that does not interest you, you got to see his hard on while he was recounting the tale, and that only added to your arousal. You are wearing a tan striped button down top, with a beige bra underneath, a tan skirt and panty hose. You sit on the couch, your skirt rising to your thighs; you unbutton the shirt, pulling your tits from the cups. You close your eyes and push play. You hear his voice, as he begins to tell you of that night. Jack is a midnight stocker for a grocery chain, and the girl is a cashier. This night it was particularly slow, and since

Fusista's Leveling Needs
Needing help leveling Fusistas! Rate their pics and stash. They help us, so lets help then. First, TxMom of 5 needs 152,434 points to make Insider. I know it can take a couple to a few months with no help as I was recently there. So lets help our girls out! Txmom of 5 f~~Fusista' and Club Far@ fubar And then we also have another, leggs, needing 140,707 to level to Fuberlord. It only gets worse to level as you get at higher levels. co/mngr Fusista's*Stiletto Girls*Club FAR*@ fubar And also, Chickie Momma. She is in need of 130,858 to Fuberlord as well. ~ Chickie Momma 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~JDub's Wifey~

Meeting =d
Leaving in about 15 minutes for the dreaded 2 hour drive to Sudbury. Today it'll be decided whether I deemed myself worthy, in the eyes of Canadian Immigration and Citizenship, of being a permanent resident. I know I have NO reason to be nervous. Marc says I just have to go in and sign a bunch of papers. I haven't committed any sort of crime that fetches beyond picking my nose and throwing the middle finger, so I should be safe. Still, a little over 2 years living in a place - and still not having it as your "home" really kind of sucks, eh? I should probably say "eh" a lot in my meeting. Maybe that'll give me some bonus points for being kind of up-to-date. So wish me luck, eh?

Your Gangster Is Not Defined (jay-z)
Your gangster is not defined by how low your jeans fall by your waist, but more how your genes stand over his expectations. Never forget where you came from. Your gangster is not defined by how many rocks are in your watch, but rather how many rocks you move while on your watch. Conservatives, labor, the seller, the buyer, the product, the producer. (See you are what you are in this world.) The gangster is absorbed and adored by those that don't understand the laws that govern gangsterment. (Gangsterment) Gangsterment allows you to make up your own laws and create brand new words. Gangster mentality. (Gangster mentality, an American way created by the white, mastered by the black, and absorbed by the fiends, taxed by the governmentality, charted by forbes. If you believe in Jay-Z then you too can be a gangster.) Then you too can be a gangster by any means necessary. By any means necessary, by owning that dream. I mean it's a long walk to freedom but, while deep, deep,

Oh Pagan, My Eternal Pagan!
Bowing down before my Pagan god, worshipping the ground he walked upon. Late is the hour I wash his feet, as he lay his weary head back against the seat. I gaze into his eyes and see his eternal soul. Wishing that someday he realize I am his whole. The love we'd share would be the greatest in the land. Side by side, hand in hand. My Pagan god by my side at last. Our reign would be vast. My hands begin to tremble as he gazes down upon me. I ponder, "does he hear me?" My heart beating fiercely in my chest, pounding under my breast. My breathe becomes quicker when I realize that he is holding me in his hand. He pulls me up and I begin to stand. I close my eyes and tremble at the thought. For with my cheating heart I had been caught. He looked into my eyes and saw there was no remorse. For my love for him had shown it's course. Deeper then any ocean or sea. My love was deep within me. Now standing in front of him, my eyes cast aside. My love for hi

Angels & Airwaves - Breathe
A blue, black shade of love. Sent from above. My hands are tied to worlds alone, And this I know. Your breath's like wine, And just like clouds, my skin crawls. It's so divine, the sky it glows with fields of light. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. My hands shake clasped with fear as you come near To say goodnight, just like a dove. A peaceful sign. To help us by as you come in. Let this begin. Stars fall like dust, our lips will touch. We speak too much. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. I've got a lot to say, if you will l

A Continuation....
She had bounced all over this world, trying to keep him away from the ones who wanted nothing else to do with him. Her life energy nearly drained numerous times before he had finally gave up for a while. It seemed something, thought she had no idea what, had called him back to Quay. And for that she was thankful. Ixisu knew full well she would not be able to take much more of the pain he inflicted on her before her life line was diminished completely. Then this move would be for naught, the religion had agreed to go with her and if she was gone they would be lost, unsure of what to do next. She was assured in the fact they would have returned to the life of slavery they had live in before and she was not willing to let that happen. She had made Blackout second in command of this newly formed legion. They had all agreed there was no need for reverence, of any sorts. Vexxese had given them more then enough reason to stand on their own. Worship had given them nothing and Ixisu ref

Kid's View On Love
Subject: FW: Fwd: Kid's View on Love "Kid's View on Love" What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .. Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her

You Inspire Me....
PROFILEFANTASY.COM I would be verse Without words Song without Melody, a Heart that Didn't beat Until your presence Provided The Passion, The excitation, The craziness. The movement Of the stars Would not be Noticed if I didn't look Up to God as I gave thanks For you And thankful I ever will be! Poet

Money
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My Soul Mate
PROFILEFANTASY.COM Dear Soul mate, My eyes are mesmerized by the roll of the salty ocean waves crashing against the shoreAs I sit on this craggy overlook and dream of you….as I wait for you. Even though, I have never seen your face, I will recognize it when you come to me. I have waited for so long for you and sometimes I am impatient for I am eager to begin our destiny. I imagine so many things that we will share and at times they seem so real to me and I feel every sensation that my thoughts provoke. I want to welcome you home with sweet kisses at the end of your stressful day and offer my touch as your comfort. I want to laugh with you as I prepare your favorite meals,for food has much more flavor when shared with someone you love. I want to hold you in our bed at night and share our dreams of our future with eachother, and make sweet slow love as we melt together in our passionI want to laugh with you as we fight over the bathroom sink as

Love.....
Crushed, broken .... in a moment in time. Heart pounding.... tears building up like a dam getting ready to break. Overwhelming feelings take control.... you begin to feel as if your world has ended.... waiting for precious memories to flood you... longing for the one that hurt you to just come back to you.. wondering why... how.. how a pain so intense hasnt killed you yet.... Songs on the radio bring back everything you ever felt for that one person.little things around you remind you of them..... why does love hurt so bad? Because this isnt love....... love doesnt have to change you..... if someone wants to change you then how can they love you? they cant because with love you can not pick and choose what it is about someone that you love... it's and all or nothing kind of thing..... so in conclusion.... the word love is NOT to be used lightly.... remember I love you is 8 letters .... so is Bullshit

My Mind
Still it rushes through me, in every pore, through every cell. What is this . . . what feeling is this? I cannot tell, what secrets unveil capabilities unknown to limits. This absolute emmersion blankets my every conscious thought. Drawing you closer, bringing you here. So close to me I dare not say - still not within my sight. I feel your breath, heat penetrating my skin like a hard summer rain. I feel your face, your eyes, trace your mouth with my fingers. You give me breath so close to your mouth, still we do not touch. Smoldering fantasies ignite burning, lust and longing. Desire tempts me. "Move closer . . . " she whispers, "closer, closer. " A paradox? Closer to you, like the finest lace - our bodies occupy exactly the same space. Deeper I come! Taking me in - surrounding you and filling you up- and down- push, shove CRASH! Eyes open, must I see? Truth is now . . . this reality.

Wonderful News
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WELL AS MANY OF YOU ALL KNOW MY DEAR AN WONDERFUL FRIEND OUTLAW ANGEL IS BY FAR THE MOST SWEETEST PERSON YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET BUT GUESS WHAT SHE IS ON HER WAY TO LIVE WITH ME RIGHT NOW THIS VERY MINUTE SHE IS COMING ALL THE WAY FROM MISSISSIPPI WHERE SHE AN HER FAMILY HAD MOVED A MONTH AGO I CAN'T SAY WHY SHES MOVING IN WITH ME BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THE GOOD NEWS WITH YOU ALL BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO SHE IS FROM WHEN I HAD MY OLD ACCOUNT BUT ANYWAYS I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS VERY HAPPY MOMENT WITH YOU ALL. PINK

Leave It To Mandy To Give Me Something To Write About...
Have you ever been in a Store, Restaurant or anywhere where there were properly marked parking spots, clearly marked and no marks what so ever at the front of the store or establishment denoting any type of parking right next to the door and have someone pull right up just like they own the place and come in and get what they needed and leave? I have seen this happen before and yesterday was no difference in the fact that the same lady did it again. She promptly parked her car in front of the door which really was more of a thru lane then a parking lot got out and walked in placed a to go order. Now that in itself was bad enough but, she had that blue-tooth device on her ear making her seem even more important I guess. Don’t you just want to separate that person’s ear from the phone device after awhile of seeing it? I do. It’s like Star Trek…I keep waiting for the Klingons to show up at any minute and Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock along with Sulu disarm them. Ok I will get over the Ear-wi

Bad Scopey Scope
There's a lot more to the story than you know yet, so hear all sides, then take your time pondering before making your big decision. It shouldn't be agonizing, though the process will take a while. things that make you go hmmm... glad i dont rely on this stuff, cause i dont know anything that i only know part of or one persons side...

I Am Through With This Site
For those that miss my bully I am leaving this for you to find if Julie hasn't already told you. I am leaving the site's public eye because every time I come on here I mess something up in Julie's mind. So now I won't do that anymore.... Goodbye.

Live On A Higher Level
Live on a higher level When you're constantly on the lookout for limitations, you invite those limitations into your life. Choose instead to allow more of the goodness and wholeness that make life so beautiful and miraculous. Keep your focus on the positive possibilities, and put your energy into bringing those possibilities to life. When you're busy with creative accomplishment, fewer troubles will be able to find you. Allow your thoughts and actions to be in harmony with your most cherished values. Fill your moments with sincere expressions of love, gratitude and creativity. If you see yourself as struggling and striving, you give power to fear, pain and despair. Choose instead to see yourself as making a positive difference, and give your power to the very best things you can imagine. You never have to live on the level at which everything is a problem or a conflict. You can decide to live on a higher level at which every situation is an opportunity to invoke and to expr

Hmm Friends
Well I am noticing more and more that I can count on the same group of people to talk to me, show love etc ... I am constantly giving love ~ rating, commenting hell you all know the drill and some just choose to occupy space on my list ... Nope not anymore. My profile clealry states I am here for friends Not people that sit under the Title as friends and do nothing. So I am cleaning house If you are one that "peeps in on me from time to time and do nothing (as it seems) you will be deleted. Not that it matters a rats ass to most becasue they wont even read this but .. Good bye to numbers. It may take me 4 years to level here. Who really cares but a thanks or something would be nice!!! Enough is Enough. I dont poor mouth ( lie to men) for VIPS Blasts etc... I just quietly chill and chat and show love , help others when I see they need it ( per blog per bulletin) Bye Bye This is sad and I am sick and tired of being in the race with people who make this "place" contingent o

Near To My Heart
Friends -- What is a friend? To me that is simple... A friend is someone that you can talk to about anything... I have several of them here on FUBAR.. They know who they are... And they are here when I need to talk... Now is the time I am in need of a real friend... Friends are compassionate in the most desperate of times... Now that I have told you what a friend is to me, it is time to go further... Close Friends -- What is a close friend? To me a close friend is similar to a friend but with a twist... A close friend is someone that you have feelings for but not so much to make them more than that... I have a few of these here as well... They also know who they are... I am also in need of them... Close friends console you when no one else can... They are as close as family... That is one reason I am here... Now you know what a close friend is... Let's go even further... Girlfriend/Boyfriend -- What is a girlfriend/boyfriend? For me a girlfriend is someone that is there for you

Pre-dating The Love Of Chocolate
Chemical and archaeological evidence has pushed back the earliest known use of cacao, the key ingredient of chocolate, by 500 years. The chemical compound, theobromine, which only occurs in the cacao plant, has been found on pottery vessels dating back to as early as 1000 BC. Experts say the vessels were used to serve a fermented cacao drink that was made from the sweet pulp of the plant. The vessels were unearthed at sites in Puerto Escondido, Honduras. "The earliest use of cacao in Mesoamerica is likely to have been for a fermented drink," lead author Professor John Henderson wrote in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS). "Such drinks may contain up to 5% alcohol in volume," the Cornell University, US, academic added. Frothy chocolate Map of Puerto Escondido, Honduras As well as chemical evidence, a change in pottery vessel shape allowed scientists to pre-date the use of cocoa. It had been known that the seeds were used to make a frothed

Blowing Kisses
You have just been blown a kiss! You have been considered ONE of the "SWEETEST FRIENDS" on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are sweet (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know they are SWEET!!! if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( ur sweet ) 4 - 6 ( ur cute ) 7 - 12 ( ur Efing H0T!!!!) Click the above image to rate / rip / comment! Copy the code below and post to your friends You have just been blown a kiss! You have been considered ONE of the "SWEETEST FRIENDS" on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are sweet (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know they are SWEET!!!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( ur sweet )4 - 6 ( ur cute )7 - 12 ( ur Efing H0T!!!!)Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

Timbaland Ft. Onerepublic - Apologize
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...

Hmm... Me, Myself And I... A Little (haha) Survey About Yours Truely.
Basics First Name: Lindsay Middle Name: Ann Nickname: Lyn or Lindz Birthday: October 10th, 1987 Eyes: Blue, green or grey depending Hair: Blonde Height: 5'5 or 5'6 Day/Night: Night Marital Status: Single Your Car: 2006 Honda Civic Your Hometown: Port Huron Your Present Town: Port Huron Left/Right handed: Right Tattoos: None yet Body Piercings: Yes, my ears Best Physical Trait: Eyes I guess Favorites Color: Blue Number: 13 Animal: PONY! Drinks: Water Food: Pasta Soda: Vault Book: Countdown Flower: Lily or Forget-Me-Nots Band: Linkin Park Movie: Fight Club Show: Veronica Mars or Jericho Friends and Life Do you ever wish you had another name? I guess not Do you like anyone? Possibly Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Debbie or Suzanne Who's the loudest? Debbie Who have you known the longest of your friends? Hmm... used to be someone, but we aren't friends anymore Who's the shyest: Um... none that I can think of Are you close

Tightrope – Papa Roach
My words are weapons, in which I murder you with But please don't be scared, please do not turn your head We are the future, the 21st century Dyslexic glue sniffing cybersluts, with homicidal minds and handguns We are insane, nothing will change We are insane, nothing will change There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now so, I will not look down And again, and again, and again, and again And it happens again, and again, and again There's no beginning, there is no end, there is only change Progression backwards, is this where we are heading? Take back your soul, forget your emptiness There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now

Randomness
Hmmm.... random cool quotes for you fine people out there.... Enjoy! Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. - Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse Five" Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. - Emo Philips The planet is fine, the people are fucked. - George Carlin Let's Ban Humans. They All Suck Anyway. - Unknown A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." - Stephen Wright Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to critize, but if everybody h

Tonight
i want to melt into you tonight i feel that if i could only grasp some kind of courage to open up insideoutside face around be there and tell you how i want to bury myself in your arms let you burrow into me we could fall asleep together tonight, we could kiss until tomorrow evening, we could talk while we ate, we could plan the overthrow of the worldd but this isn't what i want to say i need to tell you i think i really like you i really want to touch you don't you think you'd like to give something up to this maybe this could be be what we need tonightwecouldfallinloveandloseitall we could, don't you think? ...no I didn't write it (and credit to whomever did), but I like it so there...

Mad
I am soooo mad! I met someone on here that is no longer on here but on my yahoo. He is a total racist ASS!!! Just cuz my friend likes black guys he made a rasict comment. I told him it was cruel. He came back with this It is not. It's what preserved our races for AGES. It's what kept species of animals around. It's what kept races of some animals pure. Look what happens to overbred animals. Race mixed dogs to get traits from both races.. blah This guy is German and I was like you cant help who you love, love is unconditional!! Why are people such assholes?? Needless to say I am going to delete him off my yahoo, I have no time for rasicim! That would be like someone telling me I have no right being in Germany cuz I am not pure German only 1/4. GRRRR!!!

Young Jeezy // Oscar Black // Nov 24th // Hippodrome
Oscar Black // Young JeezyInformation When 11.24.2007 Time 9pm Tickets $45.00 in advance Purchase Tickets at Tickets available at all New England: _____________________________________The Scope Spot451State St.Springfield, MA The Wreck Shop1291 Albany AveHartford, CT860-560-1916 ______________________________Hippodrome of Springfield, MA1700 Main Street Springfield, MA 01103 413-787-0600

In One Of Those Moods...
So I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about my life… like what has made me into the person I am today… its sad but I don't even know that I have all those answers… People have come to disappoint me throughout my life… whether it be family, friends or those I've loved along the way. I've learned to shut out the pain and hide it deep within myself but that has not made me a better person… I chose to hide from what I feel rather then face it head on. I put a wall around my heart so thick that I don't know if what I feel is real anymore. I care endlessly for those around me and help feel their pains when they are hurting but refuse to let anyone help me. I've tried to destroy every good relationship I have ever been in out of fear… that I could never live up to someone else's standards if they actually knew the real me. People claim to know me, but that's not even the half of it. I've only really ever let two people into my heart before and at the first sign of trouble I shut

Greedy Or Not?
HEY FUBARIANS.... ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AND MY BETTER HALF AGAIN: ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS)@ fubar yes.... the one and only MzMic lmfao!!! and here's my better half..... ~*Mike S*~(Taken ! MzMic's REAL LIFE BF/ FIANCE)@ fubar The wonderfully sexay Mr.MikeS!!! AND... Here we are together: We are here to ask for help in my bombing giveaway for a one month VIP, yep, I am not greedy - just asking for help one a 10k giveaway....Mike & I and the Doomhouse Crew have been there for ev1 else when they need us - now here I am asking for help ....any and all love shown, gets returned two fold.. by both of us, lucky for you, huh? woot! My VIP runs out in 5days... think we could get 10k in comments in 5 days??? So time to get your bombing fingers in shape, strengthen your wrists - build up the biceps: and click on the pic below: I know I am asking for ALOT with all the bouncer checks, But here for your Bouncer entertainment: Oh give me the time When

So Far So Good - Thornley
I feel a little bit left of center...but then again we've all been there before...Every time I see a lost cause coming... it's nothing less, nothing more...Every time I get lost in paradise... I find a way to screw it up somehow...It's not the way it's supposed to be... but it'll do for now... When you're right, you're right...Everything else in my life just might be wrong...You're wrong all the time... So far so good 'cause no one knows I'm faking...I wish I could show you the toll it's taking...Sometimes I live as if there's no tomorrow...So far so good... I better find a way to cross my fingers...half the luck'll get me twice as far...I'm sick and tired of coming up for air...it shouldn't be this hard...Every little bit'll help I wonder...if it's enough or did I cross the line...The kitchen counter is a bad reminder of a better time... When you're right, you're right...Everything else in my life just might be wrong...You're wrong all the time... So far so good 'cause

So I've Decided
Lately I've been finding myself judging other people more then I should. I won't lie, I do judge people its part of human nature. But just last week I made a big deal about yelling at one of my friends. I think I made her feel bad, but the worst part was that I didn't care, because I felt that she had acted bad enough that she needed to feel that way. I now believe that this was wrong. I shouldn't make people feel bad just because I don't approve of what they do. It's their life, and what I think or what I would do shouldn't have anything to do with how they lead it. Just tonight I went to this event that my college was having about strengthening the spirit. I found it very up-lifting, and it made me think. You never know when the people that you surround yourself with won't be there. So I left this speaker thinking to myself that I need to clear things up with this one friend, but not only that I also think I need to strive to be a better person. He was one of the most ent

He Moves Out Tomorrow.
My stomach, my heart (all my insides really) feel like they've fallen out of my body and are dragging behind me, catching on pebbles, leaves, trash and the occasional cactus. The word "ouch" doesn't even begin to describe this. I just want some where to run away to.

Wow
Just when you think everything is goin the way you need and want, life throws another ball in ur court. That is what just happend to me, Someone whom i thought never wanted to talk to me ever again because of things that had happend, Called me tonight and rocked my world. As i'm sitting here itz 2 am, i have class in the morning, and my husband is dead asleep, and i'm not in bed sleeping like i should be. whats wrong with this picture? I need to sleep but can't, i'm soo confuzed about things and about what was said in this phone call, it was a civil convo, thats the scary part lol.

We Got No Food, No Jobs... Our Pet’s Heads Are Falling Off!
Here's some idiotic ramblings from my brain... You know, lately I have been completely amazing people that work at some of these local "convenience" stores. You know what I mean, the "Food Mart" type places with gas pumps outside. Nothing against people that work at these places in general, as I know quite a few people who work at this type of establishment that are very intelligent people... just at the ones I frequent they tend to be easily impressed. What have I done to completely awe these individuals? Well, there are two particular such places that I stop on a regular basis and I usually will buy an energy drink and get some fuel. I know the price of the energy drinks is $1.99 plus tax at both stores, which equals $2.11 when tax is added. So… in lieu of ending up with 89 cents worth of coinage in my pocket, I will usually take a $10 bill or a $5 bill and just pump the rest of it in gas. So… I pump my $7.89 in gas, for example, and go into the store and place my $1.99 + tax dri

Coming To An Understanding
I don't really always understand everything. Understanding is more a gradual process than an immediate elightening. But regardless, I have a gift for understanding the bizzare, mundane, and even weirdest of situations. Today I had such a revelation of sorts, and wonder of the relevance of my role in unfolding future events. Because of my unique situation, I often ponder if I can find some piece of happiness for myself in such an enviorment. How can I relate to normal people if I'm not normal? Will they always fear me because I'm so different? Those are some of the questions that I think of almost everyday, and now the answers seem farther away from me than ever. Maybe I should just stay away from others alltogether if all I will ever do is hurt the ones I love and care for. It's not something I do on purpose, events just have a odd way of unfolding that way. I've always done the best I can not to let fear control me. Regardless of how hard I try though, it often comes to

12 Things Losers Do On
12 Things Losers Do On Fubar Body: 12 things losers do on MySpace Body: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a fubar tracker it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You don't know half of them. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? Appearently they don't want you on there. ITS MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a

Whats New!
Ok..now that we are done with the first contest we know what needs to be done. That is get more people that are willing to help. We can't rely on other families.. We have to be able to rely on ourselves. First of all... Briguy and I and now Goddess Of Light are all co managers. If you have any questions reach one of us. Hopefully it will work out that we aren't all incognito at once. LOL Second..We are taking a break for a week. We have to get more members before we can even try and make this work. Heres the deal. We're going to give away a 3 day blast to the team member that can recruit the most people to join! That means people that want to help. Not just names. We are here to do a job and to help our team members, and it doesn't do any good to do that, without helping each other...:( So starting today, and ending on the 25th...get people to join HOTT! Tell them to come to the homepage..tell us who sent them, and we will keep record of the member that sends us the most p

"girls Don't Realize These Things."
Girls don't realize these things Body: I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw

My First Kiss Was W/ ?
Body: we have some problems here..... Because u opened this, u will get Kissed on Friday by the person u love [or like] & 2morrow will be the best day of ur life, so Dont break this chain cuz if u do you'll have problems with relationships for 10 years =[ Repost this as "my first kiss was with

If U___________________________________ Me
if u___________________________________ me Body: If U love me................leave me a message If U like me.................leave a comment If U wanna date me....... leave your number If U think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my piics If U care about me ....................leave a caring message If U hate me........................send me a message and tell me why REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. "If U _______ Me?"

How Many Things Have You Lived Through?
how many things have you lived through? Body: I have read a lot of books. I have been on some sort of varsity team. x I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. I have been to Canada. I have been to Europe. I have watched cartoons for hours. x I have tripped UP the stairs. x I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs. I have been snowboarding/skiing. I have played ping pong.x I swam in the ocean. x I have been on a whale watch. I have seen fireworks. x I have seen a shooting star. x I have seen a meteor shower. x I have almost drowned. x I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. x I have listened to one CD over & over & over again. x I have had stitches. I have had frostbite. I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there. I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects. x I currently have a job. I have been ice skating. x I have been rollerblading I have fallen flat on my face. x I have tripped over my own two feet. x I have been in a

Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral Body: 1. Geez, what died in here? 2. He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. 3. Nice service...where's the keg? 4. When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!! 5. Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. 6. Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on. 7. You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs. 8. Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

Bad Excuses For Speeding
Bad Excuses For Speeding Body: 1. "This is my tryout for Nascar." 2. "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." 3. "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" 4. "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV." 5. "Cause those Gorditas rule." 6. "Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver." 7. "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go." 8. "Umm..I'm drunk?" 9. "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"

Home Remedies- Lmao
Home Remedies- LMAO- Body: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know the

Here The Place To Catch The Ghost With His Pants Down
WE NEED YOU TO COME AND VISIT THE BET LOUNGE ON FUBAR. WE HAVE THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE AND ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME. WE DO REQUESTS AND HAVE DONE A FEW FUBAR WEDDINGS ALSO. SO COME ON OVER AND CHECK IT OUT. OWE YEA ILL BE AROUND FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. YOU CAN MEET THE GHOST RIDER OF FUBAR IN WILDCATS LOUNGE. COME ON AND ENJOY THE FUN AND ATMOSPHERE OF FRIENDS AND GOOD MUSIC. JUST GO TO ONE OF THESE 2 PEOPLE AND THEY WILL STEER YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND ALSO HERE IS THE LINK YOU WANT FOR THE LOUNGE. ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar. AND WHILE UR AT IT SHOW THEM BOTH A LITTLE LOVE. THE GHOST RIDER HAS RISEN AND IS READY FOR A GOOD TIME

A Real Man
A REAL MAN Body: WHAT IS A REAL MAN? 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN RAISES HIS KIDS, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises. 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot & sexy. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.)

Come On Check Out Wildcats Lounge
WE NEED YOU TO COME AND VISIT THE BET LOUNGE ON FUBAR. WE HAVE THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE AND ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME. WE DO REQUESTS AND HAVE DONE A FEW FUBAR WEDDINGS ALSO. SO COME ON OVER AND CHECK IT OUT. OWE YEA ILL BE AROUND FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. YOU CAN MEET THE GHOST RIDER OF FUBAR IN WILDCATS LOUNGE. COME ON AND ENJOY THE FUN AND ATMOSPHERE OF FRIENDS AND GOOD MUSIC. JUST GO TO ONE OF THESE 2 PEOPLE AND THEY WILL STEER YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND ALSO HERE IS THE LINK YOU WANT FOR THE LOUNGE. ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar. AND WHILE UR AT IT SHOW THEM BOTH A LITTLE LOVE. THE GHOST RIDER HAS RISEN AND IS READY FOR A GOOD TIME

Never Been Asked.
Never Been Asked. 1. First thing you wash in the shower? my hair 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? blue 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no 4.Do you plan outfits? sometimes 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? like shit 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? aim I guess 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night? No comment 10. What are you craving right now? sleep 11. Do you floss? yes 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? cabbage rolls 15. Would you dance to the taco song? I don't know the taco song.. 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yes 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? both Where the hell did you put 18 & 19. …? 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? yes 21. Do you like cottage cheese? yes 22. What are you listening to right now? sponge bob 23. How many countries have you visited? 1 mexico 24. Are your parents strict? no 25. Would you go sky diving? no

32 Questions!
32 Questions! Body: 32/thanks again Patty Body: 1. Who is in the room with you? My two girls and my sister 2. Who is the last person to text you? I don't text 3. Whose house did you last go to? Carols 4. Who was the last person you told you love them? Husband -THE WHATS- 5. What was the last thing you ate? Hershey Chocolate 6. What was the last thing you did? Checked emails 7. What color pants are you wearing? Mauve 8. What is the closest item near you that is blue? My sisters socks 9. What are you wearing on your feet? Bare Feet right now ! 10. What instant messaging service do you use? Mostly myspace IM or MSN 11. What is your favorite website? Myspace or Tony Stewart.com 12. What is your favorite pair of shoes? My white and black flip flops 13. What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants? Jeans 14. What is the last movie watched? SAW 15. What do you currently hear right now? The tv -THE WHENS- 16. When i

2nd Place
Well HOTT we got through our first contest! Didn't win first place but I am so proud of what we did. I got goose bumps when we were doing it. For our first one we did great! Thank you all that helped! I especially want to thank the Confederate Bombers And SUP for taking the time to try and help a new team out. You guys ROCK and are given nothing but love and respect from us! Also thank you to those that aren't members of any team and still helped us out..You are much loved! Congratulations to West Coast for winning a 3 Day Blast! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

All You Have To Do Is Mark Bands That You Enjoy.
Body: All you have to do is mark bands that you enjoy. Then add them up and repost as "I like ___ out of 100 bands." ALTERNATIVE: [] Breaking Benjamin [] Paramore [] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [] Linkin Park [] The Academy Is... [x ] Coldplay ] Three Days Grace [] Yellowcard [] 30 Seconds to Mars [] Rise Against TOTAL SO FAR= 1 COUNTRY: [x ] Rascal Flatts [] Carrie Underwood [x] Leanne Rhymes [ x] Garth Brooks [ ] Dixie Chicks [X ] Kenny Chesney [X ] Tim McGraw []Faith Hill [ ] Shania Twain TOTAL SO FAR= 6 EMO: [] Hawthorne Heights []Panic! At The Disco [] From First to Last [] Senses Fail [] Underoath [ ] Something Corporate [ ] Hit The Lights [] Silverstein [ ] Dear Whoever [] Chiodos TOTAL SO FAR= 6 INDIE: [ ] The Hush Sound [ ] Eisley [ ]forever the sickest kids [] Death Cab for Cutie [] Dashboard Confessional [] The Killers [] Yeah Yeah Yeahs [ ] Hot Hot Heat [] Gym Class Heroes [ ] Franz Ferdinand [] Modest Mouse [] maroon

Buckeyes Vs Wolverines Poem
Twas the night before game time, And all round the shoe, Not a creature was sleeping, They were screaming Beat Blue. The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air. Drunken and crazy and burning their beds, While visions of kick off danced through their heads. When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter. When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh, Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray. He looked on the crowd that was gathered around, And said that he heard that a game was in town. I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck. Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks! GO BUCKS!BEAT MICHIGAN!!!!

I'm Back Around!
OK so I've been gone 4ever but I promise (pinkie swear) I'm back around now. Sorry to all my chums (nobody uses that word anymore, what happened to chums?) I've been gone completely for like 4 months. I moved to Minnesota and love it. Got a house, finally got computer shipped up and I'm all set. Miss ya'll (still a Southern gentleman right?) ALL...PLEEEASE write and let me know what you've been up to and if you're still around on this here fubar :) xoxox Enjoy the Silence

Ok Everyone Time For The Lowdown
WE NEED YOU TO COME AND VISIT THE BET LOUNGE ON FUBAR. WE HAVE THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE AND ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME. WE DO REQUESTS AND HAVE DONE A FEW FUBAR WEDDINGS ALSO. SO COME ON OVER AND CHECK IT OUT. OWE YEA ILL BE AROUND FROM TIME TO TIME TOO. YOU CAN MEET THE GHOST RIDER OF FUBAR IN WILDCATS LOUNGE. COME ON AND ENJOY THE FUN AND ATMOSPHERE OF FRIENDS AND GOOD MUSIC. JUST GO TO ONE OF THESE 2 PEOPLE AND THEY WILL STEER YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar. AND WHILE UR AT IT SHOW THEM BOTH A LITTLE LOVE. THE GHOST RIDER HAS RISEN AND IS READY FOR A GOOD TIME

Amy Fisher Caught On Tape - Available Now! Woo Hoo!
Press Release: TODAY, November 14, 2007, is the red letter day all you fans of Celebrity Videos, and those of you who have never seen one before will want to be sure you do this time, will remember ALWAYS ------ TODAY is the official release date of AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE!!!! “The Long Island Lolita” shows all other celebrities how its done, and then some, creating a new higher standard for steaming hot sexual visuals and performances! This is one you just have got to see! And, once you do, you will want to watch Amy over, and over, and over again. ORDER 'AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE' NOW!

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyon

Heart-these Dreams
Spare a little candle Save some light for me Figures up ahead Moving in the trees White skin in linen Perfume on my wrist And the full moon that hangs over These dreams in the mist Darkness on the edge Shadows where I stand I search for the time On a watch with no hands I want to see you clearly Come closer than this But all I remember Are the dreams in the mist These dreams go on when I close my eyes Every second of the night I live another life These dreams that sleep when its cold outside Every moment I’m awake the further I’m away Is it cloak n dagger Could it be spring or fall I walk without a cut Through a stained glass wall Weaker in my eyesight The candle in my grip And words that have no form Are falling from my lips These dreams go on when I close my eyes Every second of the night I live another life These dreams that sleep when it’s cold outside Every moment I’m awake the further I’m away There’s something out there I cant resi

Sorry
Sorry it took me a couple days after my contest to get this posted, but I wanted to say thank you for all of your help! I won one! Took alot of bombing at least the first 6 days were tough. We ended up going against up to 5 families during this contest against the guy in second. The lead was slight and one night he even took the lead by almost 1000 comments, but we all banned together and ended up taking an outrageous lead. Thank you all for your dedication and help in getting me this win! Thank you thank you thank you! I am very greatful. luv ya all thank you, Jen

When Tomorrow Starts Without Me
I just found this on Shell's blog and had to add it to mine. This poem was given to me when Ed (my husband died). I've always thought it was so beautiful and so true. When Tomorrow Starts Without Me When tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to

No Way To Say It
The sun rose above the horizon of the cityline. The night has brought day and the nightly chaos quelled by the morning birds and garbage trucks. Watching the empty haze from atop the 6th story Kids stumbling to work, and work stumbling on the kids Nothing to say, and no way to say it You create a loop and spin around until you blow your top Round, dazzling, rose-colored perspectives whose meaning goes over our head We do huge things, but we only use 5% of our brain under intense activity, so we don't grasp what we did til someone exploited your discovery and it's too late ------------------------------- www.pandora.com

Keepin It Real
I LOVE YOU - NEVER DOUBT THAT . NO MATTER HOW MANY OTHER THINGS YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT , MY LOVE IS ALWAYS STEADY AND TRUE . MY LOVE IS HERE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER . MY ARMS ARE OPEN WHEN YOU NEED COMFORT . TALK TO ME WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND . LET ME SHARE YOUR WORRIES AND MY STRENGTH. EVERYTHING THAT TOUCHES YOUR HEART ALSO TOUCHES MINE , AND I WANT TO DO ALL I CAN TO HELP YOU THROUGH THESE DIFFICULT TIMES . I LOVE YOU , SO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ... MY LOVE IS THE ONE THING YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON !!!!!!!

Is It Possiable To Become A Millionair For A $1.00
HEY ALL, Think about it! Just imagen if everyone who would read this would tell a friend and so on about this challenge,then imagen if everyone send me one dollar,I dont care pennies or nickles and dimes in an envelope, could I become a millionair? Think about it ,for a price of a coke or a lotto ticket you could keep track on how much I recieve on my site and how long would it take to become a millionair? I could be done just imagen the possibilities,ENDLESS Can american make Americans Millionairs? $1.00 thats all. So send me a dollar and youll find out? E-mail me for further info. :)

What We Have
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT LOVING YOU HAS SPOILED ME FOREVER . WHAT WE HAVE TOGETHER FEELS SO RIGHT THAT I OFTEN CATCH MYSELF SMILING FOR NO REASON. ITS GREAT BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO IS TUNED INTO MY MOODS , SOMEONE WITH WHOM I DONT ALWAYS HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF . IT FEELS SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU ACCEPT AND LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM . JUST BEING WITH YOU , DOING NOTHING AT ALL MAKES ME HAPPY . THIS KIND OF CHEMISTRY HAPPENS ONLY ONCE IN A LIFETIME , AND I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!

Abuse
I have recently had a really bad experience with MUMMs and it seems that most normal people need to be warned. If you post a MUMM that is unpopular, or the MUMM "police" do not agree with prepare to be abused by those who profess to be MUMM experts. The abuse ranges from mild you are stupid comments to threats, and an entire litany of swear words and general personal assualts. Oh and don't forget those lovely people who will place comments on your page telling you what an idiot you are and to never do another MUMM. I was unaware that the MUMM on fubar, was for a limited few who are somehow in the ozone layer of intelligence and humanity that they alone judge the merits of a MUMM. Forgive my ignorance of this rule, I am still looking for where in the fubar Bible it states, that a select few on fubar deem what is a worthy MUMM and what is not. Oh dear, I know I am a f**ktard, or a sleaze or better yet, the ever eloquent f**k you, f**k you, f**k you. But my personal favorite was the perso

My Lady's Presence
My lady's presence makes the roses red, Because to see her lips they blush for shame. The lily's leaves, for envy, pale became, And her white hands in them this envy bred. The marigold the leaves abroad doth spread, Because the sun's and her power is the same. The violet of purple colour came. Dyed in the blood she made my heart to shed. In brief: all flowers from her their virtue take; From her sweet breath their sweet smells do proceed; The living heat which her eyebeams doth make Warmeth the ground and quickeneth the seed. The rain, wherewith she watereth the flowers, Falls from mine eyes, which she dissolves in showers

Shape Shifter's Prey
'Tis just the fall that I recall, into those eyes I thought. But, there was more, much more in store. And soon I was quite caught. Those hands I felt all over me. A roaming silken ecstasy cannot compare with wanton lips there and what they do to me. Your teeth are sharp, and they impart a momentary pain. But, in the night I lose my fright and, all I do is gain a permanent position upon the midnight plain. You are my blood magician. Though I cannot explain this darkest transformation; and, yet I crave it so. Make me thy midnight dinner ~ and I will never go.

Shape Shifter
Oh, familiar of black-sheen'd wolf with eyes of piercing gold ~ my heart's haunting possessor whom I desiredly long to hold. Immortal love be yet still, and come to me this night. Linger amid the shimmer'd stars making love by passionate bite. Embrace me within thy wings, as we sing to the crested moon. Dance with me this dance of desire, for the sun rises all too soon. Music of the winds soothes our soul, but our savage hearts still cry ~ thirsting with this hunger within, we must feed or lest we die. Take flight this night upon the wing, cast Fate's winds against chance. Eternal hunger burns within, fed by deepest darkest romance. Appetite most insatiable craving hottest flesh and blood ... kiss of night's darkest desire brings forth passion's flood. So, phantom mine a'wing caress me within your flight ~ cross starry-skied canopy of deepest ebon'd night.

Wish You Were Here.
Wish you were here Me, oh, my country man Wish you were here I wish you were here Don't you know, the snow is getting colder And I miss you like hell And I'm feeling blue Wish you were here Me, oh, my country man I wish you were here Don't you know the snow is getting colder And I miss you like hell And I'm feeling blue I've got feelings for you Do you still feel the same? From the first time I laid my eyes on you I felt joy of living I saw heaven in your eyes In your eyes In your eyes Wish you were here Me, oh, my country man Wish you were here I wish you were here Don't you know the snow is getting colder And I miss you like hell And I'm feeling blue I miss your laugh, I miss your smile I miss everything about you Every second's like a minute Every minute's like a day When you're far away The snow is getting colder, baby And I wish you were here A battlefield of love and fear And I wish you were here I've got feelings for you From the

My Love 4 U
I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE THE WAY THAT I LOVE YOU. I'VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE SO WELL AND STILL FELT THERE WAS SO MUCH TO DISCOVER... NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY " I LOVE YOU " AND HAVE IT MEAN SOMETHING BEAUTIFULLY DIFFERENT EVERY TIME. I'VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE I COULD SPEND HOURS WITH AND STILL LONG FOR TIME TO SHARE... NEVER FELT SO CLOSE TO SOMEONE IN SO MANY WAYS. AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL YOU WITH WORDS HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME ... I HOPE YOU SOMEHOW UNDERSTAND THAT THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU IS MORE BEAUTIFUL, MORE MEANINGFUL THAN WORDS COULD EVER SAY.

Slave To The Master
On wing'd night he comes to me ~ this phantom lover, demon be. As he pulls me into his warm embrace, 'tis my life's blood he sweetly tastes. I am spellbound, in his command, slave to whatever his heart demands. Yet, willingly I submit to his desire, for ecstasy resides in his passion's fire. Bare flesh of neck and of breast, I join him now in his daylight rest ... whereby night astride him, we fly, across the starlit dappled sky, to his realm of dark destiny's pride, I am his concubine, loyal at his side. By his touch, my heart does burn, but, only with longing of more I yearn. With his kiss of lust ~ so warm, so deep, wrapped in passion, by day we sleep. And by moonlight rising upon the land, our thirst, our hunger do command we feast upon our hearts tonight ... forever cast from the day's warm light.

Her Eyes
Your hazel green eyes Are like woods on a warm spring day When leaves have just unfolded And slender branches thick with sap Bend under the weight of songful birds. I look into your eyes and see A timeless world of sun and breezes, Of shade and dappled love, As I gaze from my sunlit doorway, I see you and in your beautiful eyes i see eternity.

The Vampyre's Kiss
The fears you hide deep within, the ones that burn you 'neath your skin ~ darkest terrors you feel so near, trying your hardest to make disappear. My hot breath on your tempting flesh thirsting for your blood so fresh. Ravenous bite upon your throat, the blood is my life's antidote. Your heart pulsing against my breast, 'tis almost as tho it bursts in your chest. Surrender, succumb to my own will, as from my blood you drink your fill. Passionate pleasures of immortal fare. All these things forever yours with this ... the deepest desires within the vampyre's kiss.

Lost Love
The love I had was lost, stolen from me You came along and showed me the light Making me see that love is pure and real Showing me the wonders of life to be had All I ever wanted I see in your eyes All I ever needed is you in my life The love is back and never to be lost again A great friend wrote this and it made me tear up. Thought I would share.

Life
THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE THAT TELL ME WHAT A GREAT PERSON I AM AND THEN GET MADD BECAUSE I DO SOMETHING TO HELP SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF. I AM TIRED OF BEING TOLD HOW GOOD OF A PERSON I AM THEN WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT PISSES YOU OFF OR WHAT I THINK I SHOULD NOT DO THEN. I AM ONLY A LOWLY HUMAN AND I DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP PPL I CALL "FRIEND". THESE PPL WANT ME TO USE THE WORD I HATE SO MUCH AND THROW IT IN MY FACE CUZ I DON'T USE IT.IT'S A WORD THROWN AROUND LIKE A BAG OF TRASH AND PEOPLE NEVER MEAN IT. SO IF I HAVE EVER TOLD A FRIEND THIS FOWL LOWSOME WORD I HAVE MEANT IT. AND I GET STABBED IN THE HEART FOR TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS IN LIFE AND TOLD WHAT A FUCK UP I AM!! WELL IF EVERYONE WANTS ME HEARTLESS I WILL BE THATS EASY. IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHERSIDE I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH!! I WILL NOW BE A DISPICABLE MEAN NASTY PERSON FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AND WILL NEVER USE THAT FOWL WORD EVER AGAIN!! IF U ARE WONDERING THE WORD WELL IT IS LOVE AND I HAVE NO MORE TO GIVE SO DONT ASK FOR A

Nightmares From The Grave
nightmares from the grave screaming as you struggle into bed in a casket slowly growing weaker and weaker limbs that cannot move as there being held, screaming loudly as you face the grim reaper looking death in the eyes you feel yourself over come by his power as your soul is being ripped deep from within you deeper in the casket you just cower wasting away into nothing, breathing you are not no more, still flesh ready to rot, left lying in your blood and gore time has passed people have forgot, no traces of you anywhere to be seen, nightmares from the grave still haunt you, as you walk in limbo,silenced by your scream

Im Tired Of It
ok ppl this is how it is... i have been there for everyone on my list just about... and have always shown love to ppl... but do i get it in return no... i try to talk to ppl on here... but do i get a response... most of the time not..... i care for ppl.. and listen to ppl.... but do i get it back no... i know most of the time i handle my issues myself... but there r times i need someone to listen to me.... but if no one can be here for me im not going to be here for other ppl..... i am told im a sweetheart.. and i always care.... but do ppl care for me... i dont think so... maybe im wrong... but it seems like im right... all i am to ppl.. is someone that rates there pics... helps them in contests... well im tired of it... the few times i have tryed a contest i got ignored..... so im done.... to the onces i will always be there for ..... love u always.... but as for the ppl.. that only want me to be there for them... but cant be there for me.... tc.. and i hope u have a good life.... by

How Emotional Can One Day Be?
How emotional can one day be? Start at the phone call from work as I'm laying in bed and hear that instead of having a two day weekend, it's now been changed to off on wednesday and closing another store on saturday. Well, that got a "Just another screwed up plan" from working at a fastfood restaurant. Waking back up two hours later after hanging up the phone and turning back over, I'm getting ready for work. Now, to give a bit of background. I already knew that my house was up for foreclosure tomorrow. So until that was done, I didn't know what my future was as far as where I was going to stay, whether it was still at the house, since we had talked to a guy who owns a realestate agency or have to move. He was saying he was going to bid on it and if he got it, we would talk figures. I'm one that I hate to say anything until I know what is going to happen. I hadn't told my family at all. It was painful enough to know I was losing the house. My sister, who lives with m

Smart One** In My Shoutbox!
**My use of the phrase "Smart One" has nothing to do with actual intelligence. OK, so there's a guy that's been posting MuMMs solely about shoe size. People have been getting offended and tired of it, because it's frankly, none of his business. I posted lyrics from Buck Dich, the Rammstein song, and told him I was trying to think of a reason why I shouldn't report his MuMM. He shouted me, and though I didn't copy and paste in time, his original shout was something about how German was a bad language, and a guess at my shoe size. He hasn't replied back yet, but I'll edit if he does. Or start a new blog entry about him. ->Zeppo M.D.: That's become obvious. Zeppo M.D.: well i dont _>Zeppo M.D.: I didn't ask if you did. Zeppo M.D.: i care ->Zeppo M.D.: i'm pasting our conversation in a blog, by the way Zeppo M.D.: yup bye ->Zeppo M.D.: None of your business Zeppo M.D.: what size shoe do you wear? ->Zeppo M.D.: I noticed. Zeppo M.D.: i have no clue ->Zeppo M.D.: ......becaus

Stressed To The Max!
im so stressed out right now that im depressed. ive gotten to the point to where i just want to give up everything i do. work stresses me out, my personal life seems so fucked up right now. it feels like the world is just crashing down round me and i will be nothing when its done. its horrible. my family seems like they r against me on everything i do. lately i havent been able to really talk to ne one bout it. i dont know what to do. im losin it. it feels like every one is judging me but i dont know what for. there is only a couple of friends i see but i feel wierd just expressing my feelings to them. i dont know why cause i know i can talk to them bout ne thing. well im off to bed.

Suicidal Dream
I dream about, how it's going to end, Approaching me quickly, Leaving a life of fear, I only want my mind to be clear, People, making fun of me, For no reason but jealousy, I fantasise about my death, I'll kill myself from holding my breath, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, I'm sure you will get yours too, Help me, comfort me, Stop me from feeling what I'm feeling now, The rope is here, Now I'll find a use, I'll kill myself, I'll put my head in a noose, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, I'm sure you will get yours too, Dreamin' about my death, dream, Suicidal, suicidal, suicidal dream, I'm suicidal, Suicidal dream

Tat2s And Piercings
ook, i don't understand why some people be getting offended by, or don't like tatoos or peircings. All it is, is an expression of art. If you don't like it don't get any.. but don't go and be saying that it's ugly, or wrong to do. It's my body im going to do what i want to it. Some people think you will go to hell or somthing like that for getting tatoos and peircings, but i dont think thats true. God loves us how we are, and who we are, so if thats how we are then i don't think that will send us strait to hell. Anyways, love tatoos, and peircings... i have 13 tats, and 3 peircings... i plan on getting mayb a few more.. so if you do not like it keep it to yourself.

My Poem
ok i was looking through some old things of mine and this is what i found, that i guess i wrote a long time ago. i thought it was sad. Day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, I still think of you. It has almost been 5 years since th last time i have talked to you. Since that day you were taken away from me, my heart could never mend. And as each passing day goes on, my very thought of you fades. I remember when you used to play with me, the times as a young child when you would read to me. All the things you taught me, I will always remember. And even though I don't see you right now, I know one day we will meet again. And ever since3 yuo were taken away from me I have always had a little part of me missing. I love you so much, and I await the day that we will be reunited once again.

Re: Metaphysical Hoopla Never Hurt Anyone.
[This is a bulletin I reposted today on Myspace, it originated from my kid sister] RE: Metaphysical hoopla never hurt anyone. Body: Aint that the truth... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: e* Date: Nov 13, 2007 5:29 PM 1. You get whatever you think about most. Whatever you think about expands… and therefore, we must be careful to not think about what we do not want. 2. You can never get enough of what you don't want. Why? Because we're thinking about what we don't want and we keep getting more of it. From an abundance and prosperity perspective, it can be costly (meaning you can lose great opportunities) to contemplate the conditions you do not want to produce for your life…for fear of getting more of what you don't want. 3. Think from the end. I'm a big believer in starting with the end outcome and working backwards to reach it. Dyer takes a more mental approach to it as he encourages you to contemplate yourself surrounded by the peopl

The News....
What would you do if someone you cared for told you the most terrible news ever? How would you feel? Who would you go to in order to let go the heartache and sorrow? When would your heart finally stop bleeding? Today, I had been told, my Master (Michael), has cancer. Its on His left side and in His back. Radiation...He isnt going to have. He could live 5 months...or 5 years. I am trying so hard not to be sad for Him...or ache in front of Him. I am doing my best to treat Him like I always have. He is going to live out the days He does have left to His fullest and I dont blame Him. That is how someone should be anyway....when they find out that they are dying. I just notice a difference in someone when they have a positive attitude with it than a negative. Its hard not to be sad and show it...especially for Him. He likes to live life and take it by the reigns so to speak. All I can say is I am glad I have Him in my life. I am glad that I met Him. I am glad to love someone

Steve Earle
I used to listen to the radio And I don’t guess they’re listenin’ to me no more They talk too much but that’s okay I don’t understand a single word they say Piss and moan about the immigrants But don’t say nothin’ about the president A democracy don’t work that way I can say anything I wanna say So fuck the FCC Fuck the FBI Fuck the CIA Livin’ in the motherfuckin’ USA People tell me that I’m paranoid And I admit I’m gettin’ pretty nervous, boy It just gets tougher everyday To sit around and watch it while it slips away Been called a traitor and a patriot Call me anything you want to but Just don’t forget your history Dirty Lenny died so we could all be free

Intro
I am a single mom. My son is now a freshmen in college. He is a smart kid. He took college classes along with his high school studies. He was inducted into the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society (just like his Mom). I was born in Ohio. I have lived here all my life. I flew once. I went to San Francisco, CA in '94 and have not been on a plane since. I have an AAB in Microcomputer Applications in Business Administration. I graduated with seven honors and a 3.7 GPA. I was a member and vice president of the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society while I attended Muskingum Area Technical College, which is now Zane State College. I have been diagnosed with arthritis, fibromyalgia, hypertension and anxiety disorder. I hate to drive because people on the roads are idiots! I was adopted when I was two days old. I never searched for my biological parents because I did not want to hurt my Mom & Dad. But when I w

~*~wsc On Strike~*~ Vive La Resistance~*~nov. 14th~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew ON STRIKE!!!~&hearts~ News for today, November 14th Ok, here is the official word, Wicked Storm Crew is on Strike. What this means: We will not take part in any new contests or giveaways. These require mass comments,and between our comments being cut, cheaters (scripters) and the bouncer checks, they will be just to lengthy. We will not participate in any bomb offs! Here again they do not garner a big enough return to put so much effort and time into them. We will not buy Happy Hours, Blasts,or Tickers, This is the only way to get the management of Fubar to recognize that this site depends on US, Without us there is no FUBAR. We will level as many members and other people as we can. We will continue to update and add to our stashes. It is up to the individual member whether they will continue to participate in the contest we were already involved in. With the bouncer situation we realize that this is "past a pain in the ass" to do these thi

Street Justice The Cro Mags
Street justice happening all around you see Won't try to talk my way out Don't try to play those speech games anymore Overpower-Overcome Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! No way out gotta stand strong Can't you see that I'm not wrong That's the way it is and can't you see Street justice for you and me. Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! If it really doesn't matter why do you care? Don't turn around if it's not your affair Don't try to play those speech games anymore Overpower-Overcome Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Justice!!

Make Love To Me ( Poem)
Make love to me. Make love to me like that's the only thing you want to do in the world. I am all yours. I give myself to you gladly. My body is screaming for you. For your touch. your kiss, your embrace. Make love to me. Make love to me like you'll die if you don't. My heart is beating faster my breathing is getting heavier mmm I want you so bad I can just burst. Make love to me. I am pleading with my eyes. Lye me down on the bed. Press your body on top of mine. God I'm so wet. Feel that? Feel me as my jucies run flow out of me like hot running water. Please don't make me wait any longer. My body is trembling under yours waiting to feel you inside of me. I love that, that feeling of you sliding in and out of my. Oooh I feel you. Please don't stop. Don't stop loving me, don't stop kissing me, don't stop touching me, don't stop teasing me, don't stop wanting me, don't stop needing me. Don't stop I am pleading with my moans. I am pleading with the complete and total pleasure on my face.

Welcome
I stand before you naked and unfettered Bared of all traces of humanity Looking out amongst you all Trying to find a kindred soul Someone even remotely like me I have felt so alone for such a long time But now I have finally seen the light That I am just one A singular entity Without an ounce of what make what you are I'm outside looking in An obselete or a completely new man Adrift in my own existence Never knowing peace or safety Constantly in fear of being found So different and so utterly lost I know I am not less than you But cannot say I am more I fear discovery I despise anonymity Longing to be known Yet shielding myself The things you feel I do not Hope and faith are something I do not need Compassion and kindness, just words Anger and hate, no more than abstract thought I notice the gap between who and what I was And from what I am becoming Next in the evoltuionary chain? Or a throwback to the distant past? I'm not part of you Yet I'm not apart

Best Punk Song Ever From Minor Threat
I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Pass out at the shows I don't even think about speed That's something I just don't need I've got the straight edge I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and smoke dope 'Cause I know I can cope Laugh at the thought of eating ludes Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue Always gonna keep in touch Never want to use a crutch I've got the straight edge

Beauty Of A Woman...
The Beauty of a woman, isn't in the clothes she wears. The figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair. The Beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that's the door- way to her heart, the place where love resides. The true beauty in a woman, is reflected by her soul. It's the caring that she gives and the passion that she shows. And the beauty of a woman, with the passing years only grows...

Vampire's Kiss
We enter her home and begin to head for the bedroom. With my heightened senses she intoxicates me to the breaking point. I see her heart beat in the veins on her supple neck, I taste her in the air I breathe, her luscious scent exuberates me, I want to take her right now. But I remind myself to make this as pleasurable for her as it is for me. We go into her bedroom and she sits me down on the edge of her bed, she starts to undress. She gets to her pants and I stop her, telling her to take it slower, she smiles. I begin to kiss her upper body slowly, tasting her skin with my taste buds. The taste of her sends my mind into a frenzy, I want to do it now, but I remind myself to take it slow. The end result will be all the more sweeter the more passion I give her. She undresses me and comments on how pale and cold my skin is, I tell her she can warm me up if she likes. She finishes undressing me and takes off her pants and panties, I pick her up and lay her down on the bed. I kiss her feet

Just For Fun
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Liars/deceivers
ok so i know this world is filled with people who get their kicks off by deceiving those around them. i dont get why though. guys and some girls but mostly guys are really bad about lying. especially when it comes to relationships. i take this observation from past and somewhat current relationships.ive always been honest with people because im a bad liar. so rather than look like an idiot i just tell them the truth even though it may or may not hurt them. honesty builds trust and respect. deceitfulness builds a world of made of sand.is it really that hard to tell the truth to the other person. are you going to die of some sort of brain over load from admitting the truth. what do you accomplish by lying seriously? is there anyone out there that can answer these cosmic questions. i say comsic cause they are constantly being asked and no one has yet to answer them

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go T o A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Wor

Clay Balls
Clay Balls A man was exploring caves by the seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn't look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the cave with him. As he strolled along the beach, he would throw the clay balls one at a time out into the ocean as far as he could. He thought little about it, until he dropped one of the clay balls and it cracked open on a rock. Inside was a beautiful, precious stone! Excited, the man started breaking open the remaining clay balls. Each contained a similar treasure. He found thousands of dollars worth of jewels in the 20 or so clay balls he had left. Then it struck him. He had been on the beach a long time. He had thrown maybe 50 or 60 of the clay balls with their hidden treasure into the ocean waves. Instead of thousands of dollars in treasure, he could have taken home tens of th

Carved In Stone
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND. TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WH O HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE" THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERA

Carol Leigh!
Heres something I haven't done in a while...how about showing this girl some love? She has been stuck on her level forever and needs your help! Go fan add and rate her and her pics ok? **Carol Leigh** (Of Shady's S.U.P.) ~~1st Alert Hotties Capt...~~~JESUS IS MY HOMEBOI**~~@ fubar

Boobies, N More Boobies.....yea!(nsfw..possible_)
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1092187&i=1165503306 or here...there are over 30 boobies to choose from n u can hav them all.....so go n get it out of ur system.... CHK OUT THAT LINK...eithr one..same place AND wen u get there..u may hav to add cannibal to your friends list..but it may just be worth ur while..lots of bewbies, n no faces... not a bombing thing..just a chk em..rate em..commnt and MOST OF ALL PPL ENJOY THE VIEW ps..there are some that may turn ur stomache.just dont rate /commnt them..go to the next one .but its only for limited time..so this is one friend that might be worth the add~ have fun n feel free to shout me if u get lost..or angry or so excited that u cant find ur way

She's Crying And She Cat Stop
I started crying about an hour ago... about stupid stuff... Missing my ex Missing a friend who is leaving soon a friend coming back to a home i have left So i have been cryin and cryin and cryin then i realized the trend of why Separation, Missing, and loss each time then i linked it... tomorrow is the anniversary of the day i watched my best friend get killed. about 5 years ago Its funny how PTSD manifest itself

How Good Are You In Bed
How good are you in bed Body: HAVE FUN AND DON'T LIE!! ;) Above75 means you're shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means you're amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if

=)
this drowning sorrow is shaking me more than it ever has before the road signs reading bitter end leave me suspect of a crime the city air chokes me today more than it ever has before i’m to nervous to feel deserved by these street signs anymore are you going to be waiting up when i get her home we’ll stay up all night getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch i’m falling for you i’m falling for you i fell for you these empty feelings question me of who i think i’ve become my mind is ticking life away asking if you are the one are you going to be waiting up when i get her home we’ll stay up all night getting drunk and watching sunsets on our porch i’m falling for you i’m falling for you i fell for you i’m dieing to explain my heart to you now i’m dieing to explain my heart to you now there’s so much on my mind it’s tearing me apart there’s so much on my mind it’s tearing me apart i’m falling for you i’m falling for you i fell for

Lounge
COME JOIN THE JUGGALO FAMILY LOUNGE No TuNeZ?? Click The Pic.. Welcome to my Twiztid Reality!! The hottest Lounge for Lo's & Lette's on FuBar....Fk with one...U Fk with all.....thats FAMILY. Message from DJ~ALI;(10-31-07) heh heh, says to eat his ass with a walmart special spoon! LOL..misses ya all, still tryin to get back online.MCL!! WE ARE HIRING FOR BARTENDERS, PROMOTERS , AND GREETERS SO COME APPLY WITH IN LOOK FOR ŦĤĀ♦ŁêŦŦê·Ḟû·ṖĀ ŜŦǿř 'TwiZLeTTe™[Fu*WifeyOfWardenAli]((JuGgAlO MaFiA))' ĐĴ@*GÖ†H'§ †WÌZ†ÌÐ RÈÄLÌ†¥** iNmAtE#663087 TwiZLeTTe™[Fu*WifeyOfWard

If Tomorrow Doesn't Come. Please Remember
If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget all the fights But please remember my face. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the name calling But please remember the smiles. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the down times But please remember our laughter together. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the lonely nights crying But please remember the many hugs after those nights. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the yelling But please remember the good talks after. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please remember how much I care about you Even though I don’t show it. Please remember how much of an impact you have on my life. Even though I don’t help you to acknowledge it. Please remember how much I love you Even though we fight more than we talk to each other. Please remember that you are apart of what I am today Even though I don’t ever say anything. Please remember that I always care about you Even though I am always in your business or you

What Happens....
What happens to the romance in a marriage? It seems like more and more I'm starting to see that the only way to hold a great marriage together is to continue romancing your spouse. And to work on it everyday and never stop. Now when I say romance I'm not talking about jewlery, stuff, or sex. I'm talking about more than just the material stuff and just sex. Romance is slow kisses, dancing in the rain, looking into each other eyes and smiling, and saying "I love you" and meaning it every chance you get. Romance is also a little about sex. You just have to have it in your marriage unless you both agree that sex is not your thing. And sorry I've never met a person that didn't want it. Romance falls off after children i noticed this with my parents. Its always been about us kids and now we are all out of the house and my parents havent embrassed the freedom yet. Well I take that back, my dad hasnt. And I keep trying to tell my dad to take my mom out dancing. And all he s

The Wind
Another long night In a far away city And another conversation that Don't really matter to me I left my heart in your hands And i only think and talk about Is how many days until I'll be with you Because i'm feeling so alone I got my head up to the phone All i hear is voice Sayin' babe come home And i feel like i'm alone Even though people tell me i'm not I know that it's me and myself Alone against the wind Seven more days And seven more nights And a little bit o flyin' Babe stop cryin' i'm coming home soon I'm gonna leave it behind This travellin' life Can't pay enough money To make it worth while loosing you Cause i'm feeling so alone I got my head up to the phone All i hear is voice Sayin' babe come home And i feel like i'm alone Even though people tell me i'm not I know that it's me and myself Alone against the wind

I Ponder.....
I am finlly getting my divorce, and also had to get a restraining order on my ex. This is going to be baaaaaaaaad divorce I can feel it in my bones. He has a travel trailer and a truck and a mobile trailer on his one acre land. All I want is my divorce, full custody of our two children, child support, the restraining order, and to be away from my ex. I don't want spousal support, I don't want half of his land (even though he bought it while we were married) I don't want nothing to do with him. I will let him have visitation of the girls, but it is going to be supervised visitation because of his alcohol and drug abuse addictions, and he can't be trusted. I am planning on moving out of Louisiana this comming summer permenantly, and he doesn't like that idea because he will no longer have access to me then. Thank you all for letting me vent my issues and for reading my blog.

Hey
This is my very first bulletin/pimpout ever and I would like for all my friends, family and fans to please show your love to my fu daughter Kim. She is a great person and an awesome friend. All love will be returned most def! Thanks to all that show your love, This Pimpout Has Been Brought To You All By... ~*Bik??Ldy ?yd?s Alon? ®™*~@ fubar (repost of original by \'~*BikΞЯLdy ЯydΞs AlonΞ ®™*~\' on \'2007-11-13 15:35:46\') (repost of original by \'ONΞ ONLY KIM AKA DOWN CHICK PЯOUD MΞMΞBEЯ OF CLUB FAЯ~# FU BOMB\' on \'2007-11-13 16:33:33\')

Had A Dream (sleeping With The Enemy)
Had a dream I was born To be naked in the eye of the storm And now it's standing right in front of me What's it going to do to me, who knows, Had a dream it was time To be taken to the front of the line Well that is not a place you wanna be Sleeping with the enemy, you know I don't care what the future brings Give a damn about anything I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone. But it's time - gotta take a stance 'Cause I won't get a second chance And I know now I have to make it alone Had a dream it was war And they couldn't tell me what it was for But it was something they could lie about Something we could die about, you know Anytime, anyplace When you look that man in the face Well it is not a face you wanna see Sleeping with the enemy, you know Vikki, can you hear me Can you tell me what it's all supposed to mean Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen I wish I could hold you I wish I could hold you Had a dream it was time To be a witne

This Should Be Good For A Few Laughs
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Falling
I look around and all i see is empty spent and broken down Rows of people manufactured plastic magic Arent they beautiful Then you come over to me Holding something so fresh and natural Now i dont know why it coul be disguise But hey, something moving me Your stuck on my mind No matter how head i try i keep getting into it more Im goin deeper im standing higher im falling harder into you Im getting weaker im sinking deeper Im falling harder into you How many times have i tried to fit into this phony world Sometimes i cant help but think that Maybe i should go on and get outta here But then i see you im thinkin it through Say the words and i will understand every one Im goin deeper im standing higher im falling harder into you Im getting weaker im sinking deeper Im falling harder into you Ive been all around the world up and down And i could never find what i was looking for All i had to do is look at you and i would finally see Youve be a part of me Im

Divine
Some say love is emotion I say love is a temple of life I feel I am a fortunate one And Idon't want nobody judging this man... I know they all have their theories On how a man and a woman should be But if there's one thing somebody should know It don't matter how you're livin' your life I don't want nobody judging mine Free your mind I know what you want it your life He who says love is blind say never witness a love divine They say that time's of the essence And I've watched the sand sift through my fingers But I managed to save some of those years Now that I found meaning in life Now that I have found a love divine Free your mind I know what you want it your life He who says love is blind say never witness a love divine

Nice Guys Still Finish Last.
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy

~ Fictional Memorys ~
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Just Boredom
I start of by lightly kissin' your neck with a little trace of my tounge,as i am kissin' your neck my hands are softly rubbin' and massagin' your breasts and nipples. I slowly start kissin' my way down your neck, until i reach your upper chest in the middle right above your breasts, i light push both breasts together and kiss my way up both of your breasts until I am in the middle of your breasts, I start to kiss, lick, suck and nibble on your right breast and nipple as my right hand is still massagin' and lightly pinchin' your left breast and nipple. I bring my left hand close to your breast as i start to play with your righ breast and nipple and i start to kiss and lick my way over to your left breast as i am still massaging it and lightly pinchin' your nipple. As I take your left nipple in to my mouth, my right hand works it was down your stomach to your mid section and starts to lightly rub and massage your mid section right above your mound. As my left hand is still ma

I Really Love The Attention I Get Oon Fubar Please Read The Rest
i sit in my room on my computer rating people and add thm to my friend list or fan them i love the attention i wish my gurl would give just half the attention that u people give me because i love her i wish she wouldd tell me if i look good or just cuddle with me or take a little time off her busy life i am chef make time 4 her but she seems to be on the phone or she is conducting buissness on the phone worried who she is going to help at the job meanwhile my heart is bleeding with hurt just and empty space i sit home like a dog waiting to see her i ask herhow was her day but she never never asks me iam the last one she see if only she would sit next to me and watch a movie or go to atlantic city and at leat make love not just ram old pokey hold me touch something,instead i get told to shut up and i rely on strangers to make feel iam woth something but i still love her she was there for me all the time ill just wait,i feel so alone in the world after i lost my mom to cancer my w

This Should Be Good For A Few Laughs!
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.. As always, peace and comfort, friends, Michael

Fubar Weddings By Me & Stryke...read On!
I DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL WILL NO PERFORM FUBAR WEDDINGS FOR FREE I WILL HOWEVER PROVIDE YOU WITH A FUBAR WEDDING CEREMONY, AND CERTIFICATE AS WELL AS A WEDDING GIFT (CUSTOM MADE) ALL FOR THE LOW LOW COST OF 2000 FUBAR BUCKS(1000 FROM BOTH PARTIES GETTING MARRIED). TO GET ME TO DO A FUBAR WEDDING YOU WILL NEED TO FUBAR MAIL ME. MY CHOICE TO CHARGE THE SMALL FU BUCKS FEE FOR FUBAR MARRIAGES IS OF MY OWN DOING AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FUBAR MANAGEMENT. I HAVE MADE THIS CHOICE BECAUSE OF THE TIME OF THE HIGH NUMBER OF FUBAR MEMBERS WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ASKING TO BE FUBAR MARRIED SOME ON A MULTIPLE TIMES PER WEEK BASIS. IS THE 2000 FU BUCK FEE FINAL NO ITS NOT IF BOTH PARTIES ARE LEVEL 14 OR UNDER OR HAVE BEEN ON FUBAR LESS THAN 4 MONTHS YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE FUBAR LOW LEVEL NEWBIE DISCOUNT RATE OF 1000 FU BUCKS THAT 500 PER PARTY GETTING MARRIED. TY DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL

Today
im so scared right now, i love my little so so much, more than anything,or anyone, it kills me everytime that i have to take them home, i always leave with tears in my eyes, i hate that their home was torn apart, i mostly hate myself for it. i cant stay sober for to long anymore, i start dwelling on things, and i know that this is killing me as well, oh yeah and i am sorry to those ive not been around for too much on here lately, i hope you understand. anyway there is alot more that i am feeling i just dont know how to let it out anymore, it just keeps boiling up inside me, and i am so scared that im just gonna blow up...but whatever, im gonna try to get some sleep now, my babies will be here nice and early in the morning....wish me luck on that sleep thing...lol

Im Not Sure What To Think
and heres some drama right from bunnys personal life yuck.. and i dont know what to think about any of this like she seriously stalks me and is doing well at driving me insane... because she sends me the weirdest shit.. and i have no idea if its true. i know that parts of it are but i dunno.. anymore kevin spends his every waking moment making sure im okay.. RE: whats up Body: listen, i read some of your blogs because i love to read peoples, and well you seem really happy with kevin, and that's great but the only thing that made me feel bad was that when him and i hang out he always hits on me. last time he was over, ok maybe a few times before that he was like begging me to make out with him(i even told davor about it)because kevin knows i was with kathy. i dont know why he was acting that way but i think you should know because you are such a nice girl! also a few weekends ago he came over to chill and i told him that i wasn't really into guys at all anymore, and he

Jaded Observation
Okay guys... Explain... Why do so many fubar guys post pics of themselves, with a woman cut out of the pic? Can't you get another pic?? I was just ratin pics and got to see about 4 guys with a woman's severed arm, dangling around their shoulder. If I saw these men on the street.. would the arm still be there.. like creepy halloween scarf? hmmmm

Hello E1 I Want To Ask A Question
ever since i been on here i had a person that has had a crush on me and i am wondering who it might be...i been this whole time and i wish i had a clue who it was..i am just courious i am happy i have someone that likes me that much but i like to know if someone can give me a clue on who it is ..i like it very much..if not i guess i keep wonderng ..and if the person that has a cush on me..i ty for likeing me that much..huggzz stacie

Sick Of It All Lyrics
"Sanctuary" This is for the one who saved me accepts me for who i am, just me and always gives back tenfold whatever i give Respect was never ever questioned, every feeling reciprocated mutual ideals and passion straight from the soul, from my soul When i'm safely in your arms there i find my sanctuary help me weather every storm, you're my sanctuary, my true love There are those who tried to use you even ones who would abuse you they never took the time to see what i see how you're always waiting for me kept me sane while all was crazy and so i give you what's dearest to me My true love the very first time you touched my soul from that day on never want to let you go

Love & Hate
I have a love/hate relationship with this thing we are all chatting on. I love meeting new people, chit chatting, getting to know people- having a ton of online friends, and you know who you are, you all really do mean a lot to me. Some are just people who we've said hey a couple times, then gone on our way. Others we talk quite a bit and laugh, cry, bitch and carry on. Then there's the one's you meet that you instantly connect to- no matter how close or far they are from me, its a connection. So- this is where the love/hate comes in. It really sucks to meet someone, talk to them pretty much every day, most of the time, all day- and get to know them, talk on cam, laugh and joke, tell each other our life stories and I just cant get enough of them. Thats the part I love- the part I hate is when that person/those people are 2000 miles away. It makes it so hard... I want to be next to them- want to really hang out, do things, go on road trips, whatever- really be part of each ot

Ten 10 Foot Gibson Guitars Signed By Ozzy Up For Bid
From: OZZFEST 2008 (Coming Soon!)Date: Nov 13, 2007 5:44 PMBid on Ozzy's signed 10 foot Les Paul Gibson guitar designed by Gerald ScarfeFor any Ozzy Osbourne fan, this is your chance to own a piece of rock 'n roll history. Gibson Guitartown London, the capital's most vibrant summer public art exhibition announces that all 61 unique hand painted and signed Gibson guitars are now available to bid online exclusively at Ebay via the www.londonguitartown.com website.This is your opportunity to bid exclusively for Ozzy Osbourne's personally signed 10 foot Gibson Les Paul replica guitar. The giant fiberglass guitar called "Skull" was designed and hand painted by the highly acclaimed Sunday Times caricaturist Gerald Scarfe and displayed publicly around More London on London's South Bank by City Hall, SE1 from June 2007 to September 2007 attracting over 2.5 million visitors.Gibson Guitartown London is a charity inspired campaign bringing the power of music together with art to raise money for N

Just For Fun.
WELL here at last once again, i feel really good about coming on here now because i can sure get the help that i need on here and that is the truth about me on here.I really appreciate it very much so for all the best of help that i can get on here when i can and i am writing this tonight for the ones to see this and for some of you out there now you know who you are that has helped me with what i need to do on here and many more help if possible.I think its really great that there is some nice people out that that can really help you out when something is wrong what you did and how to fix it, and i like that very much.i would like to say thank you for everyone and who you are willing to help me what is wrong and how to fix it,thank you again.

Well
ya know......the last 2 days really opened my eyes.........ive helped n read n sent best wishes n when it comes to my turn i get jack shit......ya know it ends now......ya come to me beggin for help with this n that to damn bad i aint helpin......i typed 1 blog lettin friends know what is going on n only 2 comments.........thats ok cause the ones who didnt can go FUQ themselves n if you dont like it to FUQIN bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is This Really Me?
i wish i knew who i was. like, sometimes the lines get blurred, even for me. i sometimes wonder 'is this really who i am?' and then i think 'or am i jus acting like the person people exspect me to be?' i want to jus sit down one day, and go thru everything, and figure out who i really am. i mean, jus think about the simple stuff. like do i want to talk like that? do i want to smoke/drink/drugs? do i want to read thos books? do i want to wear that shirt? do i want my hair like that? is it ME that wants it? or is it me wanting to please OTHERS? I really hopes im doing stuff for me, not for others.

Did You Know This!? :o
How do I use the Family Block feature? When this flag is ON, any member who is blocked by anyone in your family, is also blocked from you. For example, if family member Joe blocks user Judas, Judas is also blocked from doing anything on your profile (leaving a comment, sending you IM’s, messages, etc).

Last Day Help Her Out!!!!!!!!!
LAST DAY!!! PLEASE HELP THIS CHICK OUT,3HOURS AND 10MINUTES LEFT TIL CONTEST IS OVER WITH....THANX IN ADVANCE TO ALL WHO HELPS OUT __________ ASH HAS FALLEN BEHIND WITH LESS THAN 6 HOURS LEFT! Today is the last day for Ash's contest..... when we started workin on her she was well under 1st by more then 7000 but now we got her into first cause u guys rock!! It ends at midnite tonite PST so any and all spankers that can drop in on her and give her a good hard spankin! We dont want all our hard work to slip away! spank it so hard that she will really feel it Greg

Fake People
Why can't people be themselves?, why is it that they try to get people to think that they are more then they really are? And another think why pretend to be someones friend and then stab them in the back. Those are the people i despises,nonthing good going to come about it. If you be yourself ,you will be surprise of the outcome,but continue lying can be very damaging.I'm the type i can get a long with anyone but don't try to cross me,i wasn't born yesterday and i usually know the fake ones when i see them

Love Is It True
"love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is

Not All Scars Heal
Not all Scars Heal The pain is always welcome It crawls beneath the surface The scars burn and throb Broken promises Lies whispered endearingly Untruths believed Falsehoods made true Not all scars heal Wounds fester Lies grow Happiness disappears Always the same Never to differ Grabbing onto the knife Running it deep Blood red as an apple Never normal Never safe Lie to me dear one I need a new scar

"awaken Me" Another Poem.....
"Awaken me" Something has awaken in me that was once asleep. How can I feel so happy yet I want to weep? I want this to grow, but it needs to take its' time. The heavens are put together all in the right place. It takes time and meaning for such power to embrace. I am not sure what the future holds. I do want to see what all this awakening molds.

Why Is It
i don t understand these girl s on here they want you to send them comment s right and we all know how hot and sexy you all are when we do send u all comment s you alll could atleast say thank you and talk to us everynow and then.i mean a girl who is willing to show all and u say something to them they are like i have a boyfriend if u loved your b/f you would show ur body and not expect guy s to talk dirty too u i mean damn what s up with that if us guy s are going to be nice enough to give u all commplement s atleast say thank you don t be so damn stuck up cause they are million s of hot girl s on here your not the only 1 even though half of you might think you are i hate to break it to you all but god made every girl the same there s nothing special about your vagina they all look the same damn

Love
Love is like a rose When it breaks love will full Apart from everyone how live In here so plz love everyone For how they are and if you can't Then why are you reading this for And if life is hard then live with it because Olny some people can help like your mom or Friends or boyfriend because they are the olny One who care for you like me or your cats or dogs Because you can talk to them about anything you Can tell them about love and yes they do Here You

Police Warning!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman…Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer!” This drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs.” “Beer” is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only get a guy to consume a few units of “Beer” and then simply ask him home for “NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX!” Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several “Beers,” men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” happened. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know! If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of

Plzz Come Bomb Now,ens In Just A Lil Over 3hours
LAST DAY!!! PLEASE HELP THIS CHICK OUT,3HOURS AND 20MINUTES LEFT TIL CONTEST IS OVER WITH....THANX IN ADVANCE TO ALL WHO HELPS OUT __________ ASH HAS FALLEN BEHIND WITH LESS THAN 6 HOURS LEFT! Today is the last day for Ash's contest..... when we started workin on her she was well under 1st by more then 7000 but now we got her into first cause u guys rock!! It ends at midnite tonite PST so any and all spankers that can drop in on her and give her a good hard spankin! We dont want all our hard work to slip away! spank it so hard that she will really feel it Greg

What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, “Spit it out!!! It’s a piece of Ass!!!"

Candles
I'm frightened at night and the wind has a roar It seeps through the hall and from under the door Like the shit that was said I can't take it that well I give and I give and I give and I give and I'm still Lost and hurt and bone thin from the love that's been starved I know it got close but I'm sure it's too far From the point of suspense, we know it should be The end of that part of our favorite movie When the guy grabs the girl and gives her his hand Says take me away from this torturous land

Fubar
i am enjoying my fubar experience everyone is really nice (guess thas what happens where you are fubard) but i cannot believe it took me that long to put my background up... lol it was so easy i was making it hard. thanx to all that helped

On Jealousy
Looks like alot of people online have girlfriends/boyfriends... fu husbands and wives And this is great. Have you ever came across that awkward feeling of being afraid to say the wrong thing or leave the wrong comment that you might offend someones gf/bf? Jealousy is healthy part in any relationship. If your a little jealous then it seems to make you pay a little more attention to your partner as we should all be doing anyway. I like having friends. Men and women both. Its sometimes kinda hard to be friends with some people because there significant other prevents it. Jealousy is in no way a part of love. If you love someone than you know that love is kind and not jealous. There is someone I like alot. I would be jealous if he had lotsa girls bugging him and commenting and such and i know it. The thing we have to keep in mind is that it is just fubar or myspace or whatever. Its not really real. People NEED to have friends to talk to and im so glad alot o

The Barracks Door
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!!!

The Mathematician
There was this Mathmatics Professor, and he was not feelin' well with his mariage. One day, he e-mailed his wife and said, "Dear, you are 54, and there are some things that you just can't provide for me. I hope that you are not mad or offended by this letter, but by the time you read this, I will be in the Ridge Motel with my 18 yr old Student Assistant. I will be home tonight!" When he got to the Hotel, there was a fax there waiting for him that read, "Dear, you too are 54 yrs old, and I just wanted to let you know, that by the time you read this, the 18 yr old plumber that stopped to fix the drain and I are havin' an affair. Since you are such an esteemed Mathematics Professor, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 into 18! Don't wait up!"

Just Fyi
I wanna thank u all for the happy bday hollars and stuff ... if i forgotten anyones im sorry im just not built that way so ill tell you all now happy bday and merry holidays and shit like that hugs and high fives all around

Megadeth...
Well to start off you'll need to read the following http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=4265430 The answer is YES.. its hard to trust.. especially when I heard NOTHING until this GIRL was gonna give you PAYBACK... WTF?!? you should have said something a LOT sooner.. and apologized THEN when you KNEW what you did was wrong.. but as I said before I'm way BEYOND the mad point.. I'm just F'in disappointed. .. thats all.. and thats where my head's at.. maybe someday I can forgive a cam-whore watcher. -ME

This Should Be Good For A Few Laughs Lol
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Wanna Be A Insider Plz
ok please help me get to insider .. i'll hit you back you all know i return love . i would love to be a godmother before my year ann. here ... so come show loving to my page i'll hit you back in the morning .. thanks Evonne

Antoine De Saint-exupéry
"Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." "But the eyes are blind. One must look with the heart." "Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them "I have lived a great deal among grown-ups. I have seen them intimately, close at hand. And that hasn't much improved my opinion of them "Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." "One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one lets himself be tamed." All quotes are from The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I Touched A Ufo
A group of former pilots who have recounted seeing strange phenomena in the sky has demanded the US government reopen an investigation into UFOs. Several pilots offered dramatic accounts of witnessing UFOs - including a transparent flying disc and a triangular craft with mysterious markings - as they insisted their questions needed to be taken seriously more than 30 years after the US file was closed. "We want the US government to stop perpetuating the myth that all UFOs can be explained away in down-to-earth, conventional terms," said Fife Symington, former governor of Arizona and air force pilot who says he saw a UFO in 1997. "Instead our country needs to reopen its official investigation that it shut down in 1969," Symington said. "We believe that for reasons of both national security and flight safety, every country should make an effort to identify any object in its airspace," said a statement from the 19 former pilots and government officials from around the world. The subject of

Inside Her Walls (part 8)
The Coming Distance 10/30/2007 Her hand in his and the freedom to let Herself feel again Is the last thing known of the woman who Stayed behind Four walls of stone And the man who wouldn’t give up On the woman he knew He loved. Well now she is over come by the feeling Of Love, Its been so long since she Felt this way. She feels safe in his arms, Lost in his eyes, Melted by his touch, And free by his kiss. Yet she knows he must leave her soon for What will feel like An eternity Because it was a prior engagement he had Before her. The thought of him Being across the ocean fighting to keep His country safe Scares her to death But She’ll never let it show. She know she Has to be strong and show no fear. She’ll enjoy The time they have together for now Then cherish The time they had while he’s gone And Anticipate the times they will have. She knows The doubts he hides inside, She can see them In his eyes. She will do her best, all she can and

Inside Her Walls (part 7)
She Lets It All Go 10/18/07 She’s come so far How could she think of turning back Now? Yet, with all she’s remembers How could she want to Go farther than she has already? These are the questions that She asks herself As she contemplates standing up and going To his side. Still with her hand in his she continues To search his eyes And his soul For signs of what to expect. Yet, all she finds Is the this strange and unknown sign That she can’t figure out. She knows She’s seen it somewhere once before but Can’t recall when or where. He just stands there And smiles at her as she is slowly beginning to Convince herself to trust him. She looks at the smile On his face It looks so inviting and so promising. Still battling inside her Shaking body With the little voice she starts to regain her Strength and some of the Faith She lost so long ago. He sees there is still a small amount doubt in her eyes And fear, So he tells her its okay to be Scared But

Alone
i sat in my room, seemed the perfect place to stay, i laughed i almost feel like whats his name from the Beach Boys singing "In my Room". all alonce no one to love or be loved back by....i shrugged, and played at the computer for a while longer..thinking what the hell am i doing? i cant find anyone on or offline, im just a lame looking nerd who everyone likes till what they get from me. I stood up and went to the mirror i grabbed my electric razor, and shaved i looke dfor my best clothes and got dressed and made a few phone calls to close friends and went out....unfortunately they were really outdated. Bell bottom pants and beatle boots and well u know a neru jacket and tie-dye shirt. i stepped out into the bright sunshine, i put on my wrap arounds and looked about hearing giggles and laughs from every chic and guy who was outside, sighing went back into the house and felt like hiding...Once again...ALONE

Hunting
MY FRIEND AND I WENT HUNTING BUT IT WASENT FUN HE ACCIDENTALLY BLEW OFF MY BALLS WITH HIS GUN HE STARTED LAUGHING AND I TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP HE TOOK A DUMP BEHIND A BUSH AND A RATTLESNAKE BIT HIS BUTT HE BEGGED ME TO SUCK OUT THE POISON BUT I REFUSED TO SUCK HIS ASS HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO SUCK IT AND HE NEEDED IT FAST SOMEONE AGREED TO SUCK HIS ASS IF HED PAY HIM ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS HE AGREED BUT YOU SHOULD OF HEARD HOW MUCH HE CUSSED AND HOLLERED HE HAD TO SELL HIS HOUSE AND IT MAKES HIM FEEL SICK BUT HE DOESNT HAVE IT AS BAD AS ME IM A EUNUCH HE HAS A BIG CARDBOARD BOX THAT HE LIVES IN THE TWO OF US AGREED NEVER TO TO HUNTING AGAIN TOGETHER

It's A Contest For 2 Hours Starting Now!!!
In Celebration of the return of our DJ, DJ Kink we are offering 80,000 Fubucks by way of a draw of new members!!! You have 2 hours from now (10:20pm to 20 past Midnight eastern time). Rules are as follow: You must join as a member at Club Kiss Lounge here on Fubar by the previously mentioned time range. One lucky member will be drawn tonight by our DJ Dark Embrace and announced live on Kiss Eurodance Radio at half past Midnight!!! Award will be presented tomorrow. Links are supplied below. Club Kiss Lounge: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51079 Kiss Dance Radio for windows: http://kisseurodanceradio.listen2myradio.com Kiss Dance Radio for Winamp: http://208.109.236.118:8248 Hope to see you there and the best of luck from all of us here at Club Kiss only on Fubar.com!!!

Your Kind Of Swingin
from a tree bitch lol 2 the so called swinger when u want sex ur wifes 2 ugly so u never bring her u go lookin for something you aint got a sexy young lady with a body thats hot you need 2 learn you step 2 my lady and your gonna get burnned jus think of me as a pitbull protecting whats mine so you better beware and not cross that line or your gonna hurt cause ill rush your ass as you get taken 2 the dirt once on top i will not stop poundin your face until you say uncle and that youve learned your place

I Am Still On Your Side
I will stand up for you no matter what you are going through, You found a place where you belong New friends that can do no wrong That's what you believe But who is going to be there when you fall To build up when you are feeling small Give you love that you need Who will, I will When the whole world turns against you, Ain't no lie Don't you know that I will stand up for you No matter what you are going through I'm still on your side Any time day or night Don't care if it's wrong or right I'm still on your side You want to run you want to break free What you want ain't what you need Can't you see that I care I know I'm hard on you sometimes But when you are looking for the things you can't find Don't you know who'll be there Who will, I will When it's more than you can handle Ain't no lie I'll be there when you need me I won't let you go There's nothing I won't do I'll be there I will be around when the others let you do

I Found This And Wanted To Share It With My Friends
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Goodbye."

Big Dose Of Reality
I had a very sobering experience today that really opened my eyes and scared me stupid. Colt (the boyfriend) hadn't been feeling well most of the day but decided to try and go to work. I told him not to but he's stubborn like that. He'd been throwing up all day and had a terrible headache that wouldn't go away. I did not want him to drive to work but he insisted on it. Not even a half hour after starting his shift I got a call that he was getting worse and heading to the hospital. He didn't want me to be with him at first but I wouldn't take no for an answer so I rushed out the door and did 90 the whole way there. It turns out that he was extremely stressed out and his body couldn't take it. He'd been vomiting so much that there was practically no liquid left in his body so they gave him fluids through an IV along with medication for his headache and nausea. We spent nearly 4 hours at the hospital and thankfully by the time we left Colt was feeling a lot better. Being t

Sticking Together
Sticking together when good times have some how disappeared. Sticking together when friends just cant be found and you are all alone. Sticking together cause that is what friends do. Sticking together to lend a helping hand, or a shoulder to cry on. Sticking together help another along the way. Sticking together cause that is what we are suppose to do. Sticking together cause that is what makes dreams come true. Sticking together sharing our feelings sharing our joys. Sticking together sharing the things that we just cant share with another. Sticking together cause that is what friends do. Sticking together sharing the laughter and the tears. Sticking together cause life is so much better when you have someone to share it with. Sticking together and doing the things that friends do. Sticking together when the darkest days are hard to overcome. Sticking together cause we all need friends. Sticking together.

My Ankle
There's a guy who calls me, and talks about absolutely nothing. He gets on the phone and mentions random stuff about his day, then goes into detail about trumpets and jazz music. Hmm..i feel bad because im not particularly interested. He BORES me. I cant really enjoy myself or our discussions beacuse it doesnt interest me. Plus he doesnt ask me any questions about me, he just rambles on about himself and what he feels. I kinda feel left out. Unimportant. I know I should ask him why he talks about himself so much, but I dont really care anymore. Our conversations suck MAJOR and i dont wanna talk to him anymore. There's just nothing there......*sigh* on the other hand i DID manage to damage my ankle. Not the torn ligament/funky ankle, but the other normal one. My left ankle hurts like a hangnail, and Im trying to relax it right now. Im tired...still. SO much for the revolution Amber. LOL

Welcome To My Nightmare
the only times i seem right is at work and at school. in between i drive to much and that gives my mind time to wonder. late at night when i sit alone in my room left with only the swirling thoughts that I pushed aside during the day, i am lost. sometimes a tear touches my cheek sometimes thoguhts and feelings of aloness and worthlessness built to the point it becomes over whelming. I dont truly believe I am in any type of danager from myself so please dont think that, but i cant ignore just how lost i feel so much of the time. I miss Keara so much i cant put it into words many nights it leads me to crying myself to sleep remembering the good times and the so many hard and lonely nights with out her. why cant i shut it off why cant i just become numb why do i have to feel this way why cant i be as happy as i let people think i am why cant i life just one life instead of a life in person and one in my head. the hard thing is that the person i allow myself to be is who i am its the real

Take 2
Oct 26, 2007, 1:50 pm What happens to you? What happens to me? What happens to us? What happens to the years? What happens to the past? What happens to the future, I thought our love would last? What happens to the good times we had? What happens to the people we'll ended up wanting to be? What happens to us I need to know? Because to me what will happen is Without you I'll never be free What happens is wiith out you that is no me.

Pregnant...
So today at work I took a pregnancy test and it came back positive and then I took another one tonight and its positive also... Dear gawd what the hell am I gonna do?? I guess shit happens for a reason.. and I be dam if I didn't already get sick tonight.. lol... Im excited and sooo not ready for this baby.. Hell its been nine years since I had a kid... Im gonna go crazy lol Anyways lata

They Say I Should Follow My Heart...
So why is it every time I do, I end up doing something stupid? Is it desperation? Is it paranoia? Why do I keep kicking myself in the teeth? When will I ever stop losing? I hate where I've been, but I can't seem to escape it. When will this curse ever end?

Reaching Out
I am reaching out today to be your friend, I am reaching out to you my friend, because you reached out to me when i needed you the most. I am reaching out to you cause i know you are alone and feeling lost. I am reaching out to you my friend, because i know you need a shoulder to cry on. I am reaching out to my friend, cause your life is tough and you need a hug. I am reaching out to you, because you reached out to me when the tears were falling. I am reaching out to you to wipe your tears away. I am reaching out to you today to be your friend. Please take my hand , I am reaching out to you. Reaching out to you my friend cause you did the same for me. I am reaching out to you because i car and ilove you my friend. I am reaching out because you did the same for me when i needed a friend. I am reaching out to you because you are my friend and i thank you everyday. I am greatful that you reached out to me when i needed you the most. So in return i am reaching out to you beca

Being Strong
Being strong through the darkest times. Being strong through all the tears. Being strong through the pain. Being strong when the world seems to be aainst you. Being strong when friends turn there backs. Being strong when the mountain you have been climbing seems all up hill. Being strong when nothing seems to be going right and everything you have tried has failed. Being strong when dreams keep passing you by. Being strong when the life you have been living doesnt seem to be going the way you would like it to go. Being strong when you feel the end is near. Being strong when you feel there is no where to go and friends have all gone there own way. Being strong through the darkest times. Being strong when you feel that nothing you do is going right. When you feel that you have no friends that care. Remember i care and will always be here for you. Being strong, being strong for eachother. My friend i am stay strong i will be there to help you through dont give up. Be str

Welcome To My Real Karma - An Online Karma Test That Your Fate May Depend On..
MyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Sherrie, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 9 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.

Contest
In Celebration of the return of our DJ, DJ Kink we are offering 80,000 Fubucks by way of a draw of new members!!! You have 2 hours from now (10:20pm to 20 past Midnight eastern time). Rules are as follow: You must join as a member at Club Kiss Lounge here on Fubar by the previously mentioned time range. One lucky member will be drawn tonight by our DJ Dark Embrace and announced live on Kiss Eurodance Radio at half past Midnight!!! Award will be presented tomorrow. Links are supplied below. Club Kiss Lounge: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51079 Kiss Dance Radio for windows: http://kisseurodanceradio.listen2myradio.com Kiss Dance Radio for Winamp: http://208.109.236.118:8248 Hope to see you there and the best of luck from all of us here at Club Kiss only on Fubar.com!!!

Just Curious
Are there really any men out there that have little drama or that want more than just a casual relationship? I'm just curious...seems the men I meet have way to much drama going on and my life doesn't need that or they just want a buddy to hang out with plus benefits and no strings attached. I think I need to become a nun. Anyone wanna agree with that? LOL! Ok well i'm already getting none so ummm yes I mean NUN!

7 Kinda Sex!!
7 Kinds of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your pa rtner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh

Bad Day
so lets start with i'm in the process of coming off of paxil. So that is becoming more of a bitch than i thought it would, i have read up on the withdrawl symptoms and it some what scares me but I know deep down i can handle it. Then after work today my husband of 7 years says he's not happy. He goes through this once a year or when he thinks i need to change something about myself. Its just this year with me trying to come off of paxil it is really getting to me. i love him but damn he needs to get over this self pity bullshit right now. I know it will be ok or atleast i hope it will but in the mean time it's driving me freakin crazy. I need some me time. I really don't feel like babing him right now, i need to be taking care of myself right now not him. I know i'm being a little selfish right now but i think i should be able to right now. I haven't ate anything today, which is one the reasons why i'm going off my paxil it has made me gain 50lbs. i'm use to only weighing only 105 and

Yule
Yule or winter solstice happens near December 21, which is the longest darkest night of the year. The dark of Winter is safe like my bedcovers at night. Dark whispers of a Mother's love caress me. In the darkness of the Mother's womb, the void I am safe, sustained, at peace. and can move inward, into my own dark self, looking, learning, purifying. I can cleanse myself of all that blocks me from being born new with the rising new solstice sun when the sun king is born, with promises for the Spring ahead. Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mot

Heartattack!!!
My Dad had a heart attack yesterday and is in the hospital he has had a heart catheter putin and we are praying for him to be okJust please pray for my dad he is a strong guy and he means the world to me

10 Secrets To Ruining A Relationship
1. Never say what you mean, or mean what you say. Insincerety is a great way to ruin a relationship. 2. Hoard the chocolate ice cream. Never divulge its hiding place, and always let your significant other see you eating the last of it. 3. Play guessing games constantly. Never let your SO know what you really want or think. Enjoy watching them squirm as they attempt to read your thoughts. 4. Steal the covers at every opportunity. Bonus points for perpetually cold feet. 5. Never, ever, under any circumstances make any committment whatsoever. Flee the room in hysterics if the subject of the future comes up. Absolutely refuse to discuss anything beyond the day after tomorrow. 6. Dodge your SO's phone calls. Don't bother to disguise the fact that you're dodging their calls. Bonus points for talking in apparent code phrases to an opposite-sex friend over the phone while in the presence of your SO, then innocently assert that you're just good friends with the other one and that

Prayers Please
its been a hell of a month.. mu boogies still not feeling well, my aunt died this afternoon and my dad had a heart attack and had to have heart surgery today and might still have to have another and hes def gotta have another in 2 weeks ... so pray for my family.... please and thank u all love u all

By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilb
In my life, I have had wanted nothing more than what I now am, a Marine. A single 6-letter word that speaks volumes to multitudes. Just the name, Marine, carries pride, honor and courage. Many men join for many different reasons, but they all start off with the same goal along the way, to become a Marine. To be one of the few, the proud. Proud, pride, strength when united. Every background, every creed and every color. All come together under the same promise. The promise to protect this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. All who join have accepted this price, this calling. The price of having to leave all behind, to journey to a country where people hate you, and all you stand for. The American Dream, Martin Luther King Jr's Dream and the Dream of our Forefathers. This dream of freedom and the right to preserve it. And who is called upon to undertake this task, the United States Marines. We rise to the call to lay down our lives. We fight and die for the freedom tha

My Sweet Loretta Part Ii
"Now, get real guy. I don't believe in ghosts. And if you expect me to write a ghost story, then you have lost your mind." In a moment, the room dropped at least ten degrees. Out of the shadows, a image of a horrifying face that was scarred and twisted with anger exploded across the room. The fog like face filled the ten foot room and stood nose to nose with me. It was a ugly face with horrible breath and stained teeth. At the same time, images appeared in my mind. Vivid images of my body being shoved onto a huge spit and roasted across a huge fire. The image was so real that I felt the fire lapping up to my body and the sensation of my skin being burned off of my body. It was as real as if it was happening. My mind cried in the pain. In an instant, the image changed. Suddenly, my abdomen was being ripped open by a wild wolf. Its teeth tearing the skin and ripping out my intestines. I screamed from the pain," "What would you like for me to do to convince you that I am not aliv

My Sweet Loretta Part I
I never realized that my studio could be so dark until that night. The walnut stained paneling combined with the thick brown shag carpet reflected very little of the dying fire that rested in the brick fireplace. The crumbling embers were all that were left of the once blazing multiple log fire. It seemed that the room was even more eerie with the long shadows and haunting glow than if the fire had died a quick death. Outside of my studio window, a violent storm offered very little assistance. The large thunderstorm clouds filled the sky. Whatever light might have shone from the moon or stars had been totally blocked allowing only the blackest of night to shine into the window. The devilish howling wind added no light, but added to the atmosphere by whipping a tree limb dangerously close to the studio window. My safe and warm studio that I often retreated was no longer comfortable. Sittings in my large leather recliner, I could barely make out the black outline of the end table a

Girls Gone Wild @ Club 27 Live Nov.21!!
TRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106 I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK! 18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE.... AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!! ROMEO... HARTNETT... GORGE... AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!! **************** I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.

This Should Be Good For A Few Laughs...
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

10 Rules For Thanksgiving Dinner At My House
(Print and give copy to each guest that enters your home.) 10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your butt down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little butts to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle B

School Shooting Threat
i was informed tonite that there is a threat of a school shooting at our middle and high school tomorrow. what should i do? the school isnt closing but i am keeping my kids home reguardless. but i told my kids that if i were to go to the school and do a shooting, i wouldnt talk about it. also what about bomb threats? if i wanted to blow somebody up i wouldnt call threats in. what is the purpose of that? if i want them to die, i certainly am not going to forwarn them!!!!! what if i keep my kids home tomorrow and it happens another day? are we to hide out and live in fear of assholes? they are trying for a perfect attendance record this year which will be ruined by ignorance!!! a few years back i went to school and got arrested because i threatened a teacher. they asked me how i got into the school and i told them that i went in, signed in, took a name tag and went on my way!!!! i told them that when something bad happens, its not going to be a parent who does it. we have no metal detect

Problem No Longer Exists
Hello all! Just a little update on this previous blog entry. The problem no longer exists. I no longer work for that company and that supervisor. I posted this blog 11/8. 11/9 the supervisor let me go. Now ain't that irony. Oh well Goddes/God know what she/he are doing. I had been struggling with that particular business for about 3 weeks or so. I had made the decision that if something drastic didn't happen and a huge turnaround was made by the end of the month it was going to be me walking out the door. I guess it was time to walk out the door sooner. So I'm out in the job market again! I wouldn't even be looking if we didn't need the money. I'm perfectly happy being an at home mom. Unfortunately hubby's income is not big enough to keep all debts paid and do all the remodeling we need to do or buy a new house. So that's the way of it. I hope you all are having a great week! Shalai

Flight Roster Updated (dj Schedule)
All times are eastern times Monday throu Friday 3am to 6am tonya/sass 6am to 9am tonya 9am to noon bee noon to 3pm mjr. foxy 3pm to 6pm lolita 6pm to 9pm sass 9pm to midnight dj mischeif and mayhem midnight to 3am adm.surpreme or cdr. heretic goddes saturday & sunday 2am to 6am cdr. heretic goddes 6am to 10am open 10am to noon open noon to 4pm lolita 4pm to 6pm kit kat 6pm to 8pm jester 8pm to 10pm adm. surpreme 10pm to 2am cpt. tha beast i cant beleavie i forgot myself earlier lol:P

Interesting Facts~
1. Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969! 2. In Tokyo , a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! 3. There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! 4. Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! 5. Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! 6. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! 7. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! 8. There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants! 9. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off! 10. Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! 11. The most popular

Dinner With Whatever - Part 2
"Why won't you just do what I ask," she inquired. He didn't even look up at her. "Because it is stupid." "You are stupid," she softly said, after a moment. He cut a large chunk of his steak and put it in his mouth. "What, hun? Did you say something," he managed to mumble through a mouthful of cow. She looked down. "No, nothing, nevermind." *** She tapped her fork on the table repetitively, hoping that it would annoy him. Still he ignored her. Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. Repeat: chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. She waited for him to discard his utensils, to just pick up the meat with his hands and gnaw on it like a dog. Grease and crumbs lingered on his lips. She desperately wanted to scream at him to wipe his mouth, but she didn't. It wasn't that she was afraid to make a scene. No, she rather enjoyed making scenes in public places. "My little ham," her Mother used to say to her when she was little, "always wanting to be the star of the show, no mat

What To Do
So I decide this year to get people together for my birthday and the closer it gets to the shindig, the more I am regretting inviting one specific person. A lot of it has to do with this person being a 2-faced bitch and talking shit about me to other friends and co-workers. I, of course, am not supposed to know what's been going on but I do. I can't help it if people are telling me things. I usually am just minding my own business since I am sick of drama shit. I don't know what to do. I can only ignore so much of it before I have enough and tell this bitch off. Should I somehow dis-invite her, like tell her I cancelled it or just let her come and see how it goes? Here's the thing, I know I will be drinking, but to what extent, I don't know. Drinking is like a truth syrum for me so I'm afraid I may say something to her while there. God, she just needs to move back to South Carolina and get out of all of our lives, that 2-faced, backstabbing, wench.

Salute For Votes
ok, I just had an idea....I am evil~! I need votes for this contest.....so I am proposing to do (boob) salutes for anyone who can get me 15 votes. The comments should have your name in them and I am watching....if I miss it just e mail me and let me know you got 15 of your friends to comment for me. Please be honest~I am 6th place now and I want 3rd, at least~! Help me out~ and don't forget you have to become friends with Cannibal first. Send her a friend request and then go to my pic...#1032R ~~smooches~~

Syracuse Orange Start Their Season
My mom said I'd always loved the Syracuse Orangemen ever since I was a toddler. She would put me in my playpen in front of the TV and I would jump up and down watching them play basketball. Syracuse was high on my college choices, but I just couldn't justify the extra costs vs the quality of the program I was looking for. But I have always been a fan of their team. From Louie and Bouie show, to the Kermit Sharp dagger that cost them a national championship to the run with Melo, the Orange have always been my favorite college team. Now they start again with a very young team. But they won both games this week and are on their way to the Big Apple next week for the NIT. Go Orange!

Inspiring Quotes From Inspiring People
1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA 2. THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER b) WORK MORE THAN OTHER c) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE 3. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD. IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE 4. IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE, HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? - MOTHER THERESA 5. NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - OSCAR WILDE 6. IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA 7. WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST, WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR 8. EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD, BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF - LEO TOLSTOY 9. I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIM

Any New Parts Lately? Lmao!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That' s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Thrown Into Space
when there is nothing that is asked from the world but except for some breathing space some quiet time to enjoy sunsets or even the first fall of rain why is there doubt cast over? shattering the beautiful sunrise and blanking the open sky muting every honest sound even thunder brings silence yet you see the trailblaze of lightning crack against the dark clouds and you feel the torment of wind its fury, hearing it in your mind the sorrow of the scorned still, it is silent the silence, deafning and damning * * so i take my place under the chaos of the world where darkness comes close to kiss the light and the light pushes the darkness with the hope that maybe just maybe another day that comes its first light will not bring sadness, no grief no worry or even no pain but only the joy of knowing that your lonely heart still beats it still feels even without sight even without sound it can erase every memory of hurt especially the ones that there were no w

Of Tears
the purest of thoughts lie with every drop caught between my fingers and those that have been caught between angels lips revealing inner truths quiet musings most of all the deepest hurts with the hope that soon, they will be all washed away from the recesses of this body that has yet to find its way

Blanket
let me hide under the guise of threads forming a heavy coated blanket one that i can put over my head to block the sun that once sparked the morning whispers to hide from the moon that once threw kisses every evening sky let me lie, underneath the comfort knowing that i can be invisible so that the tribulations will go past me the hurts will skip me and go away that i can hide and be in shadows where i can hold my scars heal the traces of every wound shed the tears that no one cares to catch be invisible..under the comforting guise

Lee Roy Mercer Remembers Pettys - By Jeff Hammond / Nascar On Fox
MERCER Remembers PettysBy Jeff Hammond / FOXsports.comAs the NASCAR season winds down, I want to talk about my buddy, comedian Lee Roy Mercer, and what he's been doing around racing. I don't want you to forget what it means when you take the time to spend some money on one of his CDs because he's punked some pretty cool guys, including Jack Roush, Tony Stewart and Cale Yarborough. It's a great stocking stuffer, and you'll get a great laugh out of it. But it will also benefit Victory Junction Gang Camp. We're getting toward the end of the season, and a lot of people are going to be thinking about how important Kyle and Pattie Petty's place is in Randleman, N.C. They've got to have money to continue doing what they're doing during the off-season, just like they do during the season. It's a great opportunity during the holidays to put one of these CDs in somebody's stocking. It would be a pretty cool thing to do. Go to LeeRoyMercer.com. Check it out, and do something good for the kids.Cl

Hard Rock Music Creates Killer Mice
http://www.relfe.com/hard_rock.html David Merrell, a high school student from Suffolk, Virginia, has won top honors in regional and state science fairs for his experiment involving mice, a maze and hard-rock music. After establishing a baseline of about 10 minutes for the mice to navigate the maze, David started playing music 10 hours a day, then put the mice through the maze three times a week for three weeks. His findings: the control-group mice, which did not listen to any music, were able to cut five minutes off their time; the mice that listened to classical music cut 8.5 minutes off their time; and the mice that listened to hard-rock music took 20 minutes longer to navigate the maze. David said, "I had to cut my project short because all the hard-rock mice killed each other … None of the classical mice did that at all." Source: Washington Times, 2 July 1997. UPDATE: Scientists kill mice with Dance Music www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/top_story.html?i

Lee Roy Mercer Makes Christmas Stockings Whoop-ass!
Ah, Stocking Stuffers... Here it is again, just a few more days until the biggest shopping day of the year and everybody is searching for Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas. So what are the most popular types of stocking stuffers people are looking for? "FREE" and "CHEAP" top the list. In an attempt to make your Xmas stocking shopping simpler, I have created a list of LEE ROY MERCER - Easy Christmas Stocking Stuffers. And for that absolutely impossible to please person on your Christmas list. Let 'em choose their own gift by giving 'em a LEE ROY MERCER - Electronic WHOOP-ASS (Gift) Certificate for merchandise. Conveniently, it's all done via email. Click here for more details. Please Note: I was originally going to divide the list into adults and kids, but then I realized for us guys the kids list is still applicable. (Oh, I hope I get some NASCAR series Action figures this Christmas!) 1. LEE ROY MERCER - GONE RACIN' - NASCAR Driver Prank Call CD 2. LEE ROY MERCER - Hot Sauce - 100% W

Lost
I've been doing a lot of self-reflection lately, mostly because I'm having a hard time seeing anything. I decided that I needed to blog it. Why share then, when self-disclosure is something I've always shied away from? I've realized that until I can open up about who and what I am, then I will never be able to see myself objectively, and what better way to take ownership of your thoughts and feelings than to put them in a public forum, open to criticism and ridicule? I'm not going to go into history here, just because at this point it is irrelevant. I need to sort out who and what I am right now, at this very moment. I've always prided myself on being a walking contradiction, unpredictable, random. Am I random because I really don't know who or what I am? I think so. Right now I so want to scream and be held and cry and break glass and love and be loved and hurl objects and indulge in self-destructive behavior. I've spent years struggling to figure out who I a

Lmao..fubucks..lmao
Messed the title up..LMAO This is the last thing I can think of to get help. I will give a 1,000 Fubucks to anyone that drops 100 comments on this contest page..count them out cause I can check..We really need help! Can't you help a poor girl out?..:(

Facts Under Lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under construction. ********* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. ********* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. ********* All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. ********* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. ********* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works. ********* If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. ********* You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. ********* Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. ********* 42.

Why Women Are Crabby!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spen

Boring? Me!?
Sadly yes. However! I am going to be trying to add some stuff to this profile. I may as well add some interests and thought on here. Maybe attract some people with similar interests. Have some good conversation maybe. So anyways. Feel free to drop me a message. About anything!

Poem
opon you face i see this light, a beautiful girl who hate this fight. when i see your face in the day, i hope u will come this way. no one takes me for granted, at times they wish i was stranded. this is a blessing of life, maybe one day ill find a wife. being single really blows, i hope this year it really snows. i wish i could find true love, and ill pray to god who is up above... Kevin D. Fox

Untitled
I have this heart that wants the protection of love. Security of someone special, feeling safe in thier arms. Passion burning in the air. Feeling the closeness of eachother without even touching. Smelling the mist of the chemistry lingering around. Hearing two hearts pound as one. Seeing in his eyes the gaze of being in love. The sensation of wanting eachother,that all inhibitions are thrown out the window as you cave into eachothers needs and desires.

Ur Life In My Eye
The first time i saw you was a dream come true, That somthing about you made me like you. With your beauty and heart that is so fine, I wish that one day you will be mine. The hugging and kissing that felt so right, I wish that you were here with me tonight. Sent from heaven you came right to me, When your in my arm's i feel so free. Tonight the feelings are still this strong, I knew this could never be ment wrong. I thought about your past, But i know i wont finish last. my life was ment to be with you, I hope one day i can say i live you. In my heart i fell for you, i hope you fell the the way i do. I wish you'd come home to me, So i can set your mind free. Kevin D. Fox

Another Poem
When day is light and night is dark, I saw my life fall apart. I came to the conclusion life is good, When you make the best and i know you could. I know everything happens for a reason, But it allways happens every season. I have the best friend's that anyone could ask for, And i know they could ask for much more. I know that friends come and go, But i know the friend's i have will never go. I could ask for much more in life, My friends, family, and there is no wife. Today is the day i sit and think, I wana find that girl and give her a wink. Please give a day to express all your thoughts, So here i am just to jot. Kevin D. Fox

Poem
About beauty intro poem Beauty, unlike Love or Friendship or even Life, brings its own sweet reward. You don't have to bring Beauty into existence. You don't have to work at it. All that is required is that you appreciate it, as the poems you are about to read surely do. These poems are about Beauty, but more than that they are about the appreciation of it. In nature. In people. In the situations that make up our daily lives. Poetry is Truth. And perhaps the greatest Truth any of us can discover is that Beauty exists in our lives, only waiting to be found and recognized. And appreciated. Kevin D, Fox

Hurt
Hurt I can't no longer see my baby girl because of her grandma I hurt so bad like my life has turn upside down. I'm never going to ever see her again even when she gets older I have no kids expect my step kids who love me. Josie and Chris. sorry this is just a short blog

Random Sex Facts...
Another mass message brought to you special people I call friends...Just a few quick facts I thought you oughtta know people ;)) ~BJ *Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! *For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. *Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (I'd rather have sex) *A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (something to wipe the juices off in I guess... omg did I just say that .....) *Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (Well that's different) *The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. (Boys, some of you really shouldn't buy large quantities...;)) ) MUAH ;)) *"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!! (whiskey tango foxtrot the FUCK over is THIS?!?!? freaks....) *"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. ( DAMNIT...

The Sermon
A man approached the minister at his church...."Reverend ," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What can I do?" "I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the hat pin. In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones. "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the sharp hat pin. "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her husband. Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jo

Ouch
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, & proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. There was snow mixed with the rain, & the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, & discovered the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, & slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?" I still don't know if she was joking.

Your Family Might Be Too Hooah If...
Your Family Might Be too HOOAH If... All your possessions are military issue. Your kids recite their ABC's phonetically. Your kids call their sandbox "NTC". You have pull-up bars outside the kitchen door. Your daughter's first haircut was a flattop. Your kids pull fireguard. Your newborn's first words were "all OK Jumpmaster". You always back into parking spaces. You have to look up your parents phone number, but can dial the CQ, SDNCO, company, battalion, and brigade with no problem at all. Each page of your vacation atlas has two routes marked. Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy". Your son fails the third grade, but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle". Your favorite author is Mike Malone or Tom Clancy. When your kids are too noisy, you yell "at ease!" You don't own any blue ink pens. Your leave always occurs during the last week of September. Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your Commander's.

I'm Really Not Okay
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed I'm okay I'm okay! I'm okay, now (I'm okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean

Unreal Memories .....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

I'm Thinking Again
ok so I've been thinkin again and damn I wish I could stop. Sometimes I wish that my mind would quit running around in circles so that I could get some damn sleep everyonce and awhile. All I seem to do lately is go to my thinking spot, stare out at the lights and contemplate life; and if I'm not there I'm in my apartment staring up at the ceiling wondering. My latest thought happens to do with the phrase " Everything in life has to do with timing." Well if everything in life has to do with timing I've come to the conclusion that my timing flat out sucks. I can never seem to get the timing right on anything. For once, just once, I would like to do something at the right time and/ or place. I was looking back on my life through my blogs and my I haved rotten luck man. I never seem to do anything right. How one person can manage to fuck up so much without trying is beyond me. I didn't think that I was that messed up but apparently I was wrong. I'm not sure how I manage to lose everything

11-13-07
Your conscience is nagging at you about something small -- maybe a minor promise you made to a family member, or maybe a work obligation. There's no way to silence the voice except to finish the job. ************************************************************************************************ So what is going on?????? Tell me before the night is over!!!!

Weird Sex Laws...
http://www.bertc.com/sexlaws.htm No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

Insurance And Blood Pressure.
I'm slightly miffed with my insurance company. They've decided that my lab work was not medically necessary despite the fact that my doctor deemed it so. They've also decided that the eminent threat of mastoiditis isn't really all that threatening and my doctor is asking entirely too much by referring me to a specialist. Seriously... What's the point in having insurance if it's not useful? Well, I can't say that it's totally useless. My blood pressure usually runs a bit low and it does wonders for bringing that up to par.

Lol @ Inbox Jackassery!!....lmmfao
It's been a rough week here at the FU, however, it never fails that some assclown shows up and gives me a huge belly laugh on pure accident.... Now the other day, my status message read "Say No 2 Jackassery"......a few of you wanted to know what that was........THIS is jackassery (I have edited some text to protect the stupid) "On 11/13/2007, _______@fubar.com wrote: Hi I'm jeff I'm starting my owen mag. This month. Searching for the most wild and sexy female's online. If you like to be in this mag. of mine. Just e-mail 10 to 15 nude pic's. of yourself. Pluse some sexy out fits as well. Anything to help get this mag. started. e-mail is. jeff_blahblahblah@hotmail.com Pluse I need to know some things. But before I get into that with you. You'll have to send them pics. Thanks for your time. Jeff " My turn: Dear Jeff, Thank you for your offer. I am flattered that you are choosing the sexiest women online and all you need is 10-15

"what Had Happened Was..."
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words: Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions. I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. I had

A Fahers Broken Heart
THE MOTHER DIES DUE TO ILLNESS AND THE FATHER IS LEFT BEHIND TO RAISE A DAUGHTER THE BEST HE CAN. THE DAUGHTER GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL AND GOES TO COLLAGE.GRAMPA BUYS THE DAUGHTER A CAR SO SHE CAN GO TO SCHOOL ABD NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON ANYONE TO DRIVE HER TO AND FROM SCHOOL. THE DAUGHTER STARTS SKIPPING CLASSES AND FOOLING ARROUND WITH DRUG DEALERS. THE HARDEST THING THE FATHER HAS TO DO IS TO TELL HIS DAUGHTER THAT IF SHE CANT DO WHATS EXPECTED OF HER LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL SHE HAS TO MOVE OUT. THE DAUGHTER CALLS THE FATHERS HAND LIKE IN A GAME OF POKER SO THE FATHER HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TELL HER TO PACK HER STUFF AND GET OUT... THAT BROKE MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES ALL I CAN DO NOW IS PRAY SHE MAKES THE RIGHT CHOICES THIS TIME.

Are You The Sexiest????????????????????
Are you the sexiest Man or Woman on Fubar? Want to find out for sure? Join the contest and find out. Great prizes!!!! Starts November 17th and end December 1st. 1st place 3 month vip or 1 month blast *First to 35,000 comments wins 2nd place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 comments wins! To Enter Rules*Must Rate,Fan and Add host in order to Bomb.*No Harassing other Contestants or the Hosts.*No Drama of any kind.*Must have at least 100 comments a day to stay in the contest Men Please See Sultry Women Please See Memory

Comment Bombing My Thoughts On The Matter
I know we all like to win things that we enter competitions as such and here on our loved Formerly Lostcherry Cherrytap now FUBAR we have comment bombing a interesting way of the host accumulating a massive increase of hits to ones page ,,,of course it is expected that they WILL deliver on their promise of the prizes offered ,,,,,,But the thing that annoys me the most I must say and yes those that are bombers and read this if ya take offense and get ya beak (nose) out of align well so be it ,someone has to point things out and hey so what if i am a little voice down under! I am still going to tell ya my thoughts on the way comments are shown Definition ,,,A comment is generally a verbal or written remark NOT this dflmlkmfelkm CRAP or rrrrrrrrrr or whatever takes ya fancy while lamely just merely adding to a tally of times submit was entered It’s little wonder why Baby J and Scrapper are doing the darnest to enable the Bouncer to appear to annoy so many They kno

Life
New Graphics Flowers Images Top Comments IN THIS WORLD,YOU ARE SOMEBODY BUT,TO SOMEONE YOU ARE THE WORLD ----------------------- DON,T DREAM YOUR HOLE LIFE BUT LIVE YOUR LIFE ----------------------- DON,T DAMAGE THAT WHAT YOU HAVE,TO WANTING THAT WHAT YOU DON,T HAVE REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE NOW,IT.S THAT WHAT YOU DREAM BEFORE. ------------------------ NO ONE CAN DO EVERYTHING,BUT EVERYBODY CAN DO SOMETHING AND IF WE ALL DO SOMETHING EVERYTHING WILL BE DONE. ------------------------ YOU CAN DO DEBUT ONLY ONCE ------------------------ MANY TIMES THOSE WHO WIN USE TO BE THOSE WHO DESIDE TO TRY AGAIN. ------------------------ THING BIG ONES,BUT ENJOY LITTLE ONES ------------------------ IT,S BETTER TO BE UNSUCCESSFUL TO DO SOMETHING AS BE SUCCESSFUL TO DO NOTHING ------------------------- THIS DAY IS ALLWAYS HERE TOMORROW NEVER ------------------------ MOST BAD COWARDICE IS:" W

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party!" 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a toque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume t

What Is Trust?
What is trust? Trust is: Letting others know your feelings, emotions and reactions, and having the confidence in them to respect you and to not take advantage of you. Sharing your inner feelings and thoughts with others with the belief that they will not spread them indiscriminately. Placing confidence in others so that they will be supportive and reinforcing of you, even if you let down your "strong'' mask and show your weaknesses. Assuming that others will not intentionally hurt or abuse you if you should make an error or a mistake. The inner sense of acceptance you have of others with whom you are able to share secrets, knowing they are safe. The sense that things are fine; that nothing can disrupt the bond between you and the other. The ability to let others into your life so that you and they can create a relationship built on an understanding of mutual respect, caring, and concern to assist one another in growing and maturing independently. The glu

A New Love
I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humor and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you...

New
You came into my life unexpectedly and everything took a turn for the better Your warm eyes, your laugh the sincere way you speak and the kindness you showed me all became a part of my life As you unfolded yourself to me I discovered more and more beauty I have never seen so much gentleness in one person Without even knowing it you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship But it’s so easy to feel close to you I can’t tell you how nice that feels I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you

"whispers In The Dark"
"whispers in the dark" When you whisper my name you release me; when you close your eyes can you see me? when i whisper your name do you hear me? when i embrace you at night can you feel me"? when you see me smile will you kiss me? if you see me lonely will you hold me? if i gave you my heart will you take it? there are many in life that might break it. written words may not always feel the same but.... if you listen closely...... you will hear me calling your name.... because i am always speaking from the heart when i am.. whispering... to.. you... in the dark

Nasty
so today i went to work and i came back from break the two girls i work with saved me some pound cake from snack and they offered it to me knowing that i will eat anything so of course i eat it and they start laughing at me and i get paranoid and five minutes later they told me they put sea monkeys all over the bread i even said it tasted good but when they told me i wanted to vomit.... it was nasty anyone have a good way to get them back

Wicked Sweet
COME SE DJ TAZZY AS SHE HEATS UP THE AIR WAVES!!!!!!! CLICK PIC TO ENTER HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!! (repost of original by '~£î£~wº£ƒ~ÐJ&¢ºØwñè®~ºƒ~HF&ß§~' on '2007-11-13 17:13:54') (repost of original by '{§HådØwWº£F} ÐJ @ HF&ß§' on '2007-11-13 17:15:35')

New Yorkers Rally To Help Online Romeo
Link:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071109/od_nm/subway_dc;_ylt=Ai1LjJiTGnuCBpdFOZ1XfR7tiBIF NEW YORK (Reuters) - A tale of online love inspired usually cynical New Yorkers this week to help a young man find the girl of his dreams after he spotted her on a crowded subway train. ADVERTISEMENT For Web designer Patrick Moberg, 21, from Brooklyn, it was love at first sight when he locked eyes with a rosy-cheeked woman while riding in Manhattan on Sunday night. She was writing in her journal. The train was so full that he lost her in the crowd when they both got off, so he set up a Web site dedicated to finding the mystery woman -- www.nygirlofmydreams.com. He drew a picture of the girl, who was wearing blue shorts, blue tights, and a red flower in her hair, and posted his cell phone number, e-mail address and an appeal for help finding her. It worked. Within hours Moberg's inbox was overflowing with e-mails and his phone ringing non-stop. He told the New York Post that h

Another Reason Why Men Like Curves
Nigella Lawson's voluptuous curves have given her a legion of male admirers, but a new academic study suggests that her appeal, and that of other curvy women, is based on more than the purely physical. It is already known that curvaceous women live longer and that men find them more attractive but the new research suggests that they are also cleverer. Lawson graduated from Oxford before finding fame in the kitchen The study, to be published this week, shows that men who admire women with hourglass figures do so because they are more intelligent and therefore produce more intelligent children than waif-like women or those of "apple-shaped" proportions. The case of Lawson appears to bear out the findings. Possessing perhaps Britain's most famous hourglass figure, the cookery presenter is also an Oxford graduate. Rachel Weisz, the naturally curvy Oscar-winning actress, completed an English degree at Cambridge before she headed for Hollywood. The scientists,

Damn You
DAMN YOU Things you did that made me tingle inside… As you slid your big masculine arm around my waist, My heart skipped a beat and lost its rhythm And when it began to beat It bum bummed at an unknown pace Daddy, are you trying to kill me??? Feeling you're fingers, all up in myspace On my waist Just a taste of what this intimacy thing is... As we sit here Quiet... Conversations... Looks... Stares turned into long passionate gazes Laughter... You began to run those piano fingers up and down Up and down Up And Down My arm , in such a sensual way That I have to have an emergency conversation composing of myself and the Dear Lord I say, "Lord please deliver me from this temptation!" Because my blood cells are racing Trying to beat each other to spots that are forbidden And my heart would will be acking if I lose this battle So now im reserved and back to the mindset to preserve this coochie for my husband And im restin my damn nerves

Self Pleasure
I aint never did nothin like this before, but I heard it was off da chain, da sweet release when u finished, makes u wanna do it again and again, I lit some candles, and put on some good music, so I could set the mood just right, made sure nobody planned on stoppin by, cuz I was bout ta get me some tonight, Locked all my doors, made sure windows were shut, didn't want nobody to see, u know those snoopin type of neighbors, always want somethin ta spread about me, I pulled it out, and got a good ass grip, and now I'm gettin an abnormal sensation, this feels kinda good, so good I cant stop, I guess that's why they call it POETIC MASTURBATION oh my damn, this is feelin too good ta me, even though its with myself, I'm gettin me some, I feel something happening, is it happening? I think its happening, OH SHIT! I THINK IM BOUT TA CUM!!! and there it is, as my cum runs down this page, its black and white residues leaves a stain, a bearing o

The 4th Installment Of The Kissing Partner
I heard a low, deep growl. William's face was contorted into the ugliest expression imaginable for a human being. His eyes were wide and hatefully alive. There was not a shred of humanity behind those eyes. That was when I knew beyond any doubt that my chances for survival were pretty slim. This was not a person who would listen to reason or feel any guilt over what he was doing. He had his belt off and was curling it around one hand. "You like pain, bitch," he asked with a sneer. "No, William. No I don't. Please let me go. I won't say anything. I just want to go home before I miss the last train." I tried not sounding panicky, to keep my voice even. He ignored me. Standing there, he continued curling, gripping, and uncurling his belt while sneering down at me. "Sure you do. You love pain! And you're gonna ask for it." I shook my head and protested, "No, please, William. Come on..." In a flash, his belt fell to the ground and he had yanked me up to the level of his face by the front o

Life
Don't think that this is a cry for help. This is understanding. All things in life have a reason for being around you. Love, people, thoughts, smells and music. All my life I have ran away from the hurt and pain of love. What about facing in for once? Letting time of a heart tell the story. Anyone that knows me well enough knows that when it gets to hard I leave. Well its easy to do when your on the road. I drive truck I am in and out before I know it. This past week I have fumbled through everything in life and the only thing that is left is Love and The heart. To often the road goes harshly bad and your often left feeling like things are your fault. Both can't be controlled but when listened to they sure can blind you to whats right there in front of you. I have always listened to hard. I give 100% in one department and slack at others. I forget everything trying to be everything to the one I love. Did I ever think that maybe I should listen more? Nope. Understand more? Nope. I

Retirement
Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. We tell them for example, the other day Jackie & I went into Tunbridge Wells and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So Jackie called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. then he said," there you are, I suppose you are both happy now?" We said, "We don't give a f**k as the car is not ours, we came to town on the bus using our free pass". We do make an effort to have a little fu

Horoscope For 11/13
You look great and sound even better, making this the perfect day for a date or a job interview. No matter what happens, people should leave with a good impression of you and your many talents. *** haha now thats funny , a date lol, hell I cant even find a guy to buy me a VIP lol

How To Detect A Mental Deficiency
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

None Of That Sissy Crap!!!
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" Poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley face on this card... Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against,the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will p

"the Yellow Rose"
(a persons beauty is never just skin deep my friends) "THE YELLOW ROSE" AN ORCHID IS A FLOWER,THAT BLOOMS BY MOONLIGHT; IT'S A MESMERIZING WONDER,LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. THE PICTURE THAT YOU SEE,AS YOU STAND AT A MIRROR; PALES BY COMPARISON,IT'S INNER BEAUTY I HOLD DEAR. LOVE CAN BE MAGICAL,THE MISSING LINK IN A CHAIN; YOU RISK IT ALL BY OPENING YOUR HEART,WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN. LIKE DEW FORMING ON A PETAL,AS THE SUN BEGINS TO RISE; YOU BURN A HOLE IN MY SOUL,BY THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES. BLOOD SEEPS FROM A ROSE,AN AROMA YOU CAN SEE; THE PROTECTOR OF THE FLOWER,HAS BEEN GIVEN TO A BEE. THE REFLECTION OF A STAR,LEAVES CATCHING THE RAY; BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TO HELP YOU,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. THE PAINFUL MEMORIES FADING,AS YOU LISTEN TO THE RAIN; WORDS OF COMFORT SOOTHING,REMOVING ALL THE PAIN. THROES OF PASSION GENTLE,SENSATION AT IT'S HEIGHT; A WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,"YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT."

Intimately
INTIMATELY I want you to be so into ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When we are apart I want you to remember; The curves of my body... The strut in my walk... The twinkle in my eye... And my accent when I talk... I want you to be so familiar with ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When those times come and you have to leave, I want you to remember; The scent of my body... The softness of my skin... The sounds that I make, when you are deep within... I want you to be so much apart of ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When you are lonely an all alone you will remember; The way we started fights just to enjoy making up... The way I sneak up behind you and squeeze your butt... The way we made love on your office desk... And I made you scream WHO'S PUSSY IS THIS?!!? I want you to know when you feel that sudden chill, or suddenly you think its me that you see. Its just us loving

I Was In Your Pictures...lol
lmao.... I was bored so yeah..... I went through a page or two and grabbed your pics and posted them here. I kinda had fun with this. I hope I don't offend anyone either way. I might do this again sometime. I did try to post a pic I thought looked good. Your opinion may differ. lol.... this pic is not of the friend... but he is a rather private person and this is just funny as hell

Just Like A Baby
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; sh

Just Venting Kinda
With everything that has been going on in my life the last few months I feel things changing from within me. I can tell that most of the changes that are happing right now are probably not healthy for me. I have always tried to keep a part of me locked away. This part of me most people who seen it stay away from me when it comes out. It is not just one thing that has happened to cause this but a lot of little things that over a few months have just plied on top of each other. People say that talking about what is wrong or bothering you helps you to get control but that’s just a lie. I can talk till I am blue in the face and it doesn’t help. This side of me is standing at the door waiting for me to open it and unleash its wrath on this world. Its the part of me that holds all the anger and hate that I try not to show. I have only opened this door a couple of times and both of them times the out come was not pretty. I feel like today that I have to lean upon the door to keep it shut beca

Shit Happens !!!
Dear all, am now signing off for the night and thought that I might do so leaving you with the following for your consideration which just might be...THE MOST UNIVERSAL AND FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE... WHAT IS IT... ??? (HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE).... Well, it's SHIT ... that's right, SHIT ! Shit may just be the most functional and universally employed word in the English language. Why ??? Because,,, You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and maybe even tell others to eat shit. On the other hand, some people "know their shit," while others "can't tell the difference between shit and shineola." There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There also is bullshit, horseshit, and chickenshit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot-the-shit, and/or duck when the shit hits-the-fan. You can also give-a-shit and/or serve shit-on-a-shingle. You can find yourself i

Boobies!
Click on the picture to leave a single comment to help AMber in her contest!! You must be Cannibal's friend in order to comment though... Click on the link to directly add her. Cannibal ~ Show some love@ fubar

Liar
Forever you claim this for we Forever you will never be Faith and trust and sanctity you scream Deciet is all you weave Lie for a Lie is your creed Love only one can never be I trusted you, shame on me LIAR, LIAR Hate before the dictionary reads Hate for your lust, I did feed Such thin skin for a shallow heart I can't let you back in, cannot restart LIAR, LIAR YOU FUCKING LIAR, LIAR Forever I leave you to your hell Forever I carry your lessons well you, you you LIAR, LIAR CHEATING LIAR, YOU FUCKING LIAR Never again

Thy Carnivals Prayer
Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo

To All My Friends
First I like to say I'm sorry I have not been here for my true friends you know who you all are.. I am going to try and get back in here more.. I have just been real busy... I sure have missed you all... Some of you have my email and anyone that doesn't send me a fubar email and and i will send it to you... If you need any graphics please send me an email to my yahoo. Thanks all and I miss you all Fireman7

Come Turn Me On Jody's Rockin Rodeo On Round Up Radio 8 Est Tonight
TUNE IN AT 2 PM EST FOR JODY'S ROCKIN RODEO ON ROUND UP RADIO JOIN US IN OUR NEW CHAT ROOM STATION & CHAT LINK Please visit us at www.round-up-radio.comYou''ll need to register for both the page and the chat.An email will be sent to you then just click on the activation link and PRESTO! your a member!!!!We just opened the page Yesterday and MANY new things are upcoming!!!!

Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin
"It's A Sin" (Twenty seconds and counting... T minus fifteen seconds, guidance is okay) ?? When I look back upon my life It's always with a sense of shame I've always been the one to blame For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common, too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin Everything I've ever done Everything I ever do Every place I've ever been Everywhere I'm going to It's a sin At school they taught me how to be So pure in thought and word and deed They didn't quite succeed For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common, too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin Everything I've ever done Everything I ever do Every place I've ever been Everywhere I'm going to It's a sin Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it Whatever you taught me, I didn't believe it Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care And

4000 Yr Old Peruvian Temple Found
Carbon dating tests and excavation of a colorful pre-Incan temple indicate that it was built thousands of years ago by an advanced civilization, a prominent archaeologist said in comments published Sunday by a Peruvian newspaper. Unearthed in Peru's archeologically rich northern coastal desert, the temple has a staircase leading to an altar that was used for worshipping fire and making offerings to deities, Walter Alva, who headed the three-month excavation, told El Comercio. Some of the walls of the 27,000-square-foot site — almost half the size of a football field — were painted, and a white and red mural depicts a deer being hunted with a net. Alva said the temple was apparently constructed by an "advanced civilization" because it was built with mud bricks made from sediment found in local rivers, instead of rocks. "This discovery shows an architectural and iconographic tradition different from what has been known until now," said Alva, who discovered and is the museum director for

This Is So Sad
THIS MOTHERFUCKER KILLED THIS LITTLE FOR NO RESON.HER STEPPDAD BROKE BOTH OF HER LEGS AND HIT HER SO HARD IT KILLED HER .AND HER REAL DAD WAS AT WAR AND DIDNT MAKE IT HOME TO SAY GOOD BYE TO HER ,HE GOT HOME IN TIME TO PUT HIS LITTLE GIRL IN THE GROUND.THIS IS THE SADESS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN PLEASE PASS THIS ON

Give Huggs To My Fu-daughter
This is my very first bulletin/pimpout ever and I would like for all my friends, family and fans to please show your love to my fu daughter Kim. She is a great person and an awesome friend. All love will be returned most def! Thanks to all that show your love, This Pimpout Has Been Brought To You All By... ~*Bik??Ldy ?yd?s Alon? ®™*~@ fubar (repost of original by \'~*BikΞЯLdy ЯydΞs AlonΞ ®™*~\' on \'2007-11-13 15:35:46\') (repost of original by \'ONΞ ONLY KIM AKA DOWN CHICK PЯOUD MΞMΞBEЯ OF CLUB FAЯ~# FU BOMB\' on \'2007-11-13 15:41:35\')

Requiem For A Guitar God
Requiem for a guitar god: remembering Dimebag Darrell Abbott This is an article I did for work and mentioned on my TV segment, in memory of the late Dimebag Darrell Abbott, the revolutionary guitarist from Pantera: Requiem for a guitar god: remembering Dimebag Darrell Abbott (http://www.kuam.com/news/11879.aspx) Also, check out the previous blog I wrote after learning of Dime's murder. Again, thoughts, prayers and condolences to the Abbott family, to Pantera, and to the millions of fans whose lives Dime's music and friendship touched. Perhaps the ache I've been feeling for the past few days is exactly how my parents felt when John Lennon was slain or when Elvis died. Rarely have I been as directly affected by a person's passing as last Friday, when I got word about the untimely, cruel and tragic death of the revolutionary guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott from the Texas-based heavy metal band Pantera. He was senselessly shot and killed during a performance last week. I've

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 13,2007 You are strangely worried about what people are saying about you -- which isn't usually a big deal. Put your ear to the ground and you should find that what they're saying is all true and largely positive.

Mute Math - Chaos
Download it. If you can't, ask me to send and I will. Everyone must listen to Mute Math. Complication is my claim to fame I can’t believe there’ s another, constantly just another and I can’t avoid what I can’t control I’m losing ground, still I can’t stand down I Know, yeah I know… Yeah I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you when my sight is lost everything around’s breaking down to chaos I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you when my sight is lost everything around’s breaking down to chaos It’s hard to trust anyone again after all the let downs I’ve been through, haunted by what I’ve been through. Air’s still trapped, while I still can’t breathe and I’m screaming out, give me help somehow I know, yeah I know… Yeah I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you wh

A Letter
Hello, To anyone who cares to read. I have no friends, I don't know why. I don't belong. I have a heart but no one cares. I try to be nice, I try to get along. All I hear is people say, "You don't belong." Tears run down my face while everybody's calling me a discrase. My sorrow leads me nowhere, but ot an empty room. I hate the fact taht I'm alone. I'm ready for a friend, but when will that friend appear. I sit in this empty room, waiting for the day that someone wants to play and be my friend.

Fubar Crybabies
The last time I checked fubar was "SUPPOSE TO BE" an adult website.It is such a shame that we have adults on here that act like 2 yr olds and mark photos that are funny as nsfw. People grow the hell up and act like the adults that you are suppose to be.

For The Boys
I was an 18 yr old virgin when I graduated HS (class 0f ’07 BABY!!!)…not that I wanted to be a virgin. My boyfriend all through high school had refused to take my cherry because of his religion. Once I got out of HS and before I start college, I realized that I needed to explore my sexuality, so I dumped him and started looking around for someone to fuck! I swore to myself that the first guy to ask me out would get my cherry. That guy was Mike. He was real skinny, and his cock matched the rest of his body. I could barely feel him inside of me, as I was used to masturbating with my magic stick for years. He also didn't last very long. But he served his purpose and I broke up with him after a few weeks….not because of his pencil dick, or his inability to fuck me long enough so I would come, though. I left him when I found the man I had been searching for…Rob. Rob was 6', big and strong, without looking like a body builder. I could tell by the way his jeans fit that he had a great p

For The Girls
Katie and I went to the same HS and she is already at the university that I’ll be attending in the fall. She has been telling about all the “wild” college parties that she’s been going to and I was sort of jealous I’d been dropping hints all the time and so when she asked if I was interested in joining her at a party I was quick to say yes. Friday night Katie came by my room and helped me pick out what to wear. We finally settled on a short skirt with a knit pull over that left my midriff bare I wore a thong, at Katie's suggestion, and from my jewelry supply a pair of diamond stud earrings… simple and sexy. The party was at a private home and was going full tilt when we arrived. There were about twenty girls there all talking in groups or paired off with drinks in hand. Katie got us both a beer and started to introduce me around. I’ve never been much of a drinker in High School in fact other than a drink on New Year’s Eve I hadn't drank at all. The beer was cold and didn't taste

Silent Story
Silent Story Someone said, "A picture is worth a thousand words." Like a picture of flying birds. Some see emotion, others see nothing of that notion. Some see freedom and life. Some see love and strife. Some just see a picture, nothing more and nothing less. But I see a story of life's test. On that test you can fly or fall. Reach you're dreams or not at all. I see glory. I see a silent story.

Soon To Be Gone Forever
WELL I AM OUTTA HERE. I WILL BE DELETING MY PROFILE AS OF FRIDAY NOV 16 2007. IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOTHING IS WORTH MY TIME AND EFFORT HERE ANYMORE. SO TO ALL THE "TRUE FRIENDS" THIS IS THE TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE AND GOD SPEED. BILL