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Friend's 21st Birthday
Tonight is one of my best friends 21st birthday. We are going out shortly, which I can't believe I am going out on a Monday night since I have a 14 hour work day tomorrow but oh well. I never do anything anymore. All my co-workers say I am a "waste of a 21 year old," since I act like such an old lady nowadays. That's ok. I'm pre-gaming a little bit though for two reasons. A.) To save a little money and B.) to calm my nerves. I think I have a very MILD case of social anxiety. I don't always feel comfortable going to places like bars and such, but I will still go out and do it. It's nothing too serious, but slightly annoying. Oh well, 45 minutes til I leave.

Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform. You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation. Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Satisfaction
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle

Abc’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

Poem
As I sat at work today I felt the urge to write. So I picked up my pen and started writing. What was I going to write? I really didn't know. It seems so many people I have talked to lately are having a hard time and are depressed. Including myself. So here is what I wrote. I wouldn't really call it a poem, but it sort of is. "Please Clouds Move On" I am in the bottom of this cold dark pit, I turn my face toward the sun, trying to feel the warmth and comfort of it. As I look toward it, a cloud covers it and keeps the warmth and comfort, from coming to me that I need. As I sit here in this pit, I wonder, how did I get here? But more importantly, I wonder how do I get out of it? I am so scared of the darkness that comes from being down in the bottom of the pit. How long can I carry on? I just hold on hoping the clouds that cover the sun, will soon move on. That I can climb out of this pit and see the beauty of the sun and feel it's warmth as it warms my soul, and hea

Naughty!!!
Thought this was funny and to tell u the truth I needed a good laugh, so I am sharing it with U!!!! DOGGIE STYLE.... It has been determined that the doggie position is the most common sexual position among married couples..... the husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead... Enjoy Love ya alll Sasselicious!!!!!!

My Star
My Star, the one that shined so brightly for me a short time ago … it’s rejoined the trillions of other stars in the universe. The light is still there, I can see it, but the warmth is gone. It no longer shines just for me. Daylight is a precious commodity to me now. Perhaps it is because I see less of it due to the changing season. Perhaps it is because, if the sun is shining, I can’t search the heavens for my former star. When night begins its inevitable march across the sky, I am compelled to go inside. Night brings its blanket of stars, and if I stay outside, I’ll search until I find the one that filled my window, filled my soul. Yet, I’m drawn to my window, just in case the galaxy decides to befriend me again. I sit, staring out at the void, and sometimes I imagine I see a twinkle from that special place recently vacated. Is the twinkle a sign of resurging love, or is it a sign of humorous relief … or is it just a star again?

Holidays
Well I haven't been on much but wanted to let majority of you know all went well. The holidays are here, so let's not forget what Christmas means. The holidays has gotten so materialized and it shouldn't be like that. But I do wish all of you a "Happy Thanksgiving" and a "Very, Merry Christmas". I will be busy with things and the grand baby and the new grandbaby that's coming in June. I do count my blessing and I am thankful for what God has given me and thankful for the family he gave me to share life with. Hugs and kisses: Bethany Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes

A Somewhat Male View Of Marriage
1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested. 3. My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog. 4. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws. 5. Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 6. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 7. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. 8. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 9. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late." 10. Women will never be eq

To Be Near
New Graphics Love Images Top Comments EVERYONE WHO EVER KEEP STONE(which is made by waves) in hand KNOW- THAT WHEN WE CONSTANT CARESS WE CAN MAKE MIRACLES TO COME NEAR SOMEONE TAKE FROM YOU POWER LOT OF STRONG POWER BE NEAR TO SOMEONE TAKE FROM YOU COURAGE LOT OF NAKED COURAGE TO LET SOMEONE NEAR TO YOU INSIDE YOU TAKE FROM YOU ONLY THAT YOU BELIVE THAT PERSON

Tell Me What You Think
Ok my FUBAR friends i want ur thoughts on something,, so here goes i have a friend who meet some one on line ( thats fine am happy for him )but thing is he left his real life kids behind in Ala, a girl and 2 sons in which is extremly disabled.he has had custody of them since his divorce but now he has givin them up for a chat room whore that cybers any one with 2 legs (she was busted with 4 guys at once,so i have proof ) but thing is he went to visit her in Canada and now has got a job and say he not coming back.and he not taking his kids. i have lost all respect for him and what i thought he stood for ( which is preaching in his homtown church) thing is do i keep being friends and look over ever thing i was taught growing up or let him go like a bad habit ???

Answers To 5 Of The Toughest Questions Women Ask
The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b - Baseball c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. The best answer to this stupid que

Http://www.fubar.com/user/840305 Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.fubar.com/user/840305 that is the link of a jerk. On my page I tell you I will be friends with you no matter what your age. This guy asked if I could date him. He is 32. On my profile I ask anyone over 26 not to message me in a sexual manner. I replied to him that it is hard for me to find men his age attractive. He said "fuck you then" and "age is only a number" Mind you this is the first time we have ever talked. I told him "i guess age didn't help you mature much did it? You asked me a question and I answered honestly, would you rather me lie to you?" He wrote back saying "ur fat anyway" He then became one of the few people I actually block on this site... Just thought I would put the info out there for anyone who has the same type of problems... jerks, thats all they are just big jerks

Toilet Paper Tradgedy
Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom "Perfect Strangers." Over 21 years, Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling the soft toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer.

My Response On The One.org Blog
I stand with those comments before me literally with tears in my eyes. To see the impact for jubilee that can be made because we join our voices, because we dare to join a growing list of people committed to eliminating poverty. There is much work to be done, and even with this major victory, it can seem a daunting task, but as the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King reminded a weary and divided nation in his message about the song “We Shall Overcome,” delivered at a meeting of the AFL-CIO in 1961. May we take heart in his words” “And as we struggle to make racial and economic justice a reality, let us maintain faith in the future. We will confront difficulties and frustrating moments in the struggle to make justice a reality, but we must believe somehow that these problems can be solved. There is a little song that we sing in the movement taking place in the South. It goes something like this. “We shall overcome. We shall overcome. Deep in my heart I do believe we shall overcome.” And

Sex Duh Lol
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................

Vampire At My Workplace!
I work next to a temp that got chosen to work at the place I work. Everything is cool, right? Two cool guys talking and working the time away....then I happened to notice. HE HAS FANGS! THAT is the coolest thing I have seen. I don't know how to ask him about HOW he got his teeth that way.

What Can One Person Do? An Email I Received Today About The Power We Can Have. Will You Join?
Dear Scott, On October 26, ONE members sent emails to the International Monetary Fund asking them to make good on their promises and cancel Liberia's debt. Each individual email might not seem like much, but all together we flooded IMF's email system and it couldn't handle them all. And it worked. We did it. We put on the pressure, and they responded. But you don't have to take my word for it. Yesterday, Masood Ahmed, Director of the IMF's External Relations, posted an open letter on the IMF's website announcing that they finally took the step necessary to move forward. Some key excerpts: I am pleased to inform you that on November 12, 2007, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) has secured adequate pledges from member countries for the cost of the IMF's debt relief to Liberia ... We have received a large volume of emails on this topic, so this letter is being posted because it is impossible to respond to each message individually. ... I take this opportunity to also th

Just Some Things
the pictures my kids draw for me...the smell of his cologne well after he's gone...staying in bed while its storming outside...full sleeves of ink on a guy...tattoos in general...hardcore music and hardcore shows...roadtrips...NYC in the summer...the mountains in the fall...kisses on my shoulders...halloween...xavier and natalya...lip piercings and tongue rings...my friends, my family...hot showers and bubble baths...winning at pool...winning at spades...new shoes...tanquerey vodka... "In the human heart new passions are forever being born; the overthrow of one almost always means the rise of another."

Death Come Near Me From Draconian
By day I sleep, at night I weep! O Death, come near me! Be the one for me, be the one who stays. My rivers are frozen, and mischosen, and the shadows around me sickens my heart. O Death, come near me, and stay (by my side). Hear my silent cry! In sadness I'm veiled, to the cross I am nailed, and the pain around me freezes my world. My cold world... In life I've failed, for years I've wailed. Frozen in time... left behind... The rapture of grief is all to find... The rapture of grief is all! Behind the shadow of life the lost hopes are grieving. I seek the night and hope to find love... So I drown in the silence of lifes short eternity. The tears fills the void in my heart astray... Embrace me now, delightful ease! Give me a world of wonderous peace! Calm the desperate scream in my heart! O Death, come near me, save me from this empty, cold world! O Life, you have killed me, so spare me from this couldron of misery! In life I cry, away I fly... Chosen to fall

A-rod Wins Third Al Mvp
Nov 19, 4:19 PM (ET) By RONALD BLUM NEW YORK (AP) -Alex Rodriguez is headed back to the New York Yankees as the American League's Most Valuable Player. A-Rod won his third AL MVP award Monday, easily defeating Detroit's Magglio Ordonez after compiling an astounding season at the plate. Rodriguez received 26 first-place votes and 382 points in balloting by the Baseball Writers' Association of America, while Ordonez had two firsts and 258 points. Rodriguez won his first MVP in 2003, his last season with the Texas Rangers. He also won with the Yankees in 2005 - but he's never played in a World Series. "There's definitely a huge hole in the resume," he said. "It's my third MVP and I'm here to say that I would trade all three for one world championship. I wouldn't think twice about it." He's spoken with quarterback John Elway about the need for a title to validate a career. "Definitely the exclamation point in his career was the two championships at the end, and I

Poems
I observe the terror in her big brown eyes. The rest of her is web of disguise. While joy and laughter might be what you might see, I find fear and death behind that mask that is me. With life that once flowed freely The air is getting tight. I feel the bands around me. I’m to fed up to fight. I’m chained to a past, I never did love. I’m searching for help from my Savior above. If I could find the way myself This mask would lie upon a shelf. But I must fight to stay alive In hopes my Savior will arrive. I’ve heard he is there waiting I need but let him in. It’s been so long since I knew this man. Will I recognize him?

Mate For Life
Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well, this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. Th

Gem So Rare
Space stands still, I caress your hair, You close your eyes, Time without care, Moments of bliss, Going no where, Sleepy smiles, Longing stares, Paper promises, My heart laid bare, Fairy tale love, But no room to spare, No happy ending, This tale of despair, How does one breath, When you take away air, Decent into silence, A broken pair, To loose a treasure, A gem so rare.

Something Intriguing, Call It Food For Thought (smirks)
( West Warwick, R1: Necronomicon Press 1982) PG.44. ~Now all tales are based on the fundamental premise that common human laws & interests & emotions have no validity or significance in the vast cosmos-at-large. To one there is nothing but puerility in a tale in which the human form-& the local human passions & conditions & standards-are depicted as native to other worlds or other universes. To achieve the essence of real externality, whether of time or space or dimension, one must forget that such things as organic- life, good & evil, love & hate , & all such local attributes of a negligible & temporary race called man-kind, have any existence at all. ( selected letters) 2,

Vick Surrenders Early To Begin Jail Term
Nov 19, 4:58 PM (ET) By KRISTEN GELINEAU and DIONNE WALKER RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Michael Vick surrendered to U.S. marshals Monday and will remain in jail until his sentencing on a dogfighting charge in three weeks. The Atlanta Falcons quarterback is scheduled to be sentenced Dec. 10 but turned himself in because he anticipates a prison term on the federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, according to a court document_ Vick could be sentenced to up to five years in prison. "From the beginning, Mr. Vick has accepted responsibility for his actions, and his self-surrender further demonstrates that acceptance," Billy Martin, one of Vick's lawyers, said in a statement. "Michael wants to again apologize to everyone who has been hurt in this matter, and he thanks all of the people who have offered him and his family prayers and support during this time." Vick is being held at Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw until his sentencing, U.S. marshals told The Associated Press. The m

Foresaken
At the very beginning, In her mind I did stay, Wanting me near, Is what she did pray, There in the moment, I lived like a king, Looking into her eyes, I was living in a dream, Those times were so fleeting, Yet suspended in a blink, Precious hours were spent, With no desire to think, A time there once was, Where my breath she did take, With no time to spare, For my pity sake, Something did happen, Away, her love was taken, My heart lay bare and broken, I have become the forsaken.

My Mom, My Hero
I wrote an about me on my page and hopefully anyone coming to my page will or has read it, but I thought I would give a little more info about the person who basically raised me and is my hero. I was born a long time ago....lol... in the city of Bratislava, Czecholslovakia, which now is the Slovakia side of the country. My mother, who is my hero, left the country with me when the Russians invaded in 1968. I can't even imagine what she felt or was going through watching as tanks rolled down our street. She gathered a few things, very little money and me and left the country through Austria before the Russins closed the borders. She wasn't sure where she was going or how she would make it but knew she had to get me out of there. She left everyone and everything she knew to bring me to Canada so I could grow up in a free country. I could never or will never be able to repay her for that. We came to Vancouver, B.C.,Canada with nothing and were put up by some wonderful people who helped us

Join Us! Ty Bobby For Making This :)
™ Females Only!™ Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. You should be at least a level 5 to join. No salute pic is necessary but you should have at least one pic of yourself so we know what you look like. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Member Pinkouts are a good thing to show Love! If at any time you no longer wish to be a member of The Sisterhood, send me a private email so I can remove you from the list. And Finally...This is a DRAMA FREE ZONE! Let's keep it that way! We are all grown women here. Bashing will NOT be tolerated and you will be removed from The Sisterhood without warning! SuperStarrPrincessOwner The Sisterhood

Our Soldiers
A friend gave me this address and if anyone else is interested in sending a card or letter during the holiday seasons to a recovering soldier here is the address A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 My kids and their classes are sending cards and letters as well. I figured it'd be a nice gesture for the holidays!

In This Place
So many dear souls, I have found in this place, They have lifted my spirits, Or given me space, I have found great love here, I have discovered deceit, I exposed my heart, I have admitted defeat, Many friends I have made, And games I have played, Instead of eat or sleep, It is here I have stayed, Inspectors and divas, Cowboys and Ray, Firefighters, a wrestler, Are a part of everyday, A master, a singer, A dirty ole' man, They friend me, Rate me, and make me a fan, When I need advice, There is someone to call, Too many to mention, And I love them all.

A Cheer For Rosie The Riveter
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-11-18-rosie-riveter_N.htm I remember well seeing this poster in the literature on World War II. You tend to think of art as fantasy, but this is the reminder that any art, photo, painting, or writing, has a soul behind it. The real 'Rosie' was a career professional, raised four children, and has touched the lives of thousands of people. And that was outside of the impact of that painting in a time of conflict! Wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to do the same?

Lies
When People lie to you... It makes ya feel aweful inside... like u aren't worth the truth. When you trust someone and they abuse that trust do you ever really get it back??? If you can lie to 1 person... you can lie to others...

In My Dreams
This is a poem I wrote about 7 years ago. In My Dreams I see things. Things that will happen. Things that won’t happen. In my dreams I see, Things I want to happen. Things I don’t want to happen. In my dreams, I see my wishes come true. I see my fears come true. In my dreams, I see my heaven. I see my hell. In my dreams, I see things. I see life.

Living In The Shadows
This is a poem I wrote about 8 years ago. Living In the Shadows Living in the shadows of people No one hears me. Living in the shadows of my family No one sees me. Living in the shadows of my friends No one loves me. Living in the shadows of the world No one cares.

Info On What I Have Been Diagnosed With....
Been asked alot of what it is I have...so here is the info! Taken from WebMD. And I also put it in my stash here.... ^..^ Uterine fibroids are benign tumors that are made up of the muscle and connective tissue from the wall of the uterus (womb). Fibroids may grow as a single nodule or in clusters and may range in size from 1 mm to more than 20 cm (8 inches) in diameter. They may grow within the wall of the uterus or they may project into the interior cavity or toward the outer surface of the uterus. In rare cases, they may grow on stems projecting from the surface of the uterus. What Causes Uterine Fibroids? The causes of fibroids are not known. Most fibroids occur in women of reproductive age, and according to some estimates, they are diagnosed in black women 2-3 times more frequently than in white women. They seldom are seen in young women who have not begun to menstruate, and they usually stabilize or go away in women after menopause. According to the U.S. National Instit

Miss Sexxi's Six
ok here is the deal i am pimpin out six people a week aka my sexxi six so if we could all work together n help, it will work n for everyone who messages me n lets me know they rated n fanned my sexxi six will get a special gift from me!!! just leave me a blog comment when u have completed please rate at least 10 photos. thank you Elijah Connies Hubby ~Club F.A.R~@ fubar DJ TurTLe"CLUB YUMMY KITTY"!!LOVE MY SHANNON!!"HEAD PROMOTER!!!@ fubar boricua82@ fubar KISMIT {praying for Deana til she has a full recovery}@ fubar la dominicana sabrosa@ fubar © LovingNYC"MAN&DJ@ fubar

Gawd What A Dumba$$
She's been holding a grudge for some time, and now that I wanted to give her another chance to be on friendly terms, she turns around and makes insults? God, Wonder Woman, leave the past where it is and grow up! Here's her page if you want to see who I'm talking about. http://fubar.com/user/981574 Grow up, you super hero wannabe. You only make me regret ever being nice to you. Changing your user name just to pass me a message doesn't make you smart. It makes you attention-starved.

Things To Ponder.
Please excuse any typos....I just had wrist surgery and typing with one hand is harder then I thought it would be. I feel bad for those people who find the need to blame others for the life they have. When I get an invitation to a "Pity Party" I run the other way. I know life is not perfect but crying about it will not change it. Here are some statements I try to live by and I hope maybe just one will make someone out there go hhmmmm.... No one can depress you. No one can make you anxious. No one can hurt your feelings. No one can make you anything other than what YOU allow. The person looking back at you in the mirror is the one you have to answer to every day. Stop focusing on what you do not have, and take stock of all that you DO have. Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored....boredom is a choice. You can't expect to draw people into your life who are kind, confident, and generous if you're thinking and acting in cruel, weak, and selfish ways. Yo

~~~thank You~~~~~
I would just like to thank Perkkey for allowing me to compete in her contest and giving me VIP status for a month, and a very big thank you to the Devil's Own and Nighthawk bombers and all the others who helped me win 2nd place!!

Guess This Wouldn't Apply To Me Cuz My Kids Are Older Lol
Want to lose that baby weight? Get some sleep Mon Nov 19, 2:23 PM ET Researchers presented a conundrum to new mothers on Monday, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep. They found that mothers who slept five hours or less a day when their babies were six months old were three times more likely than more rested mothers to have kept on the extra weight at one year. "We've known for some time that sleep deprivation is associated with weight gain and obesity in the general population, but this study shows that getting enough sleep -- even just two hours more -- may be as important as a healthy diet and exercise for new mothers to return to their pre-pregnancy weight," said Erica Gunderson of Kaiser Permanente, which runs hospitals and clinics in California. Gunderson and colleagues studied 940 women taking part in a study of prenatal and postnatal health at Harvard Medical School in Boston. The women who slep

Thanksgiving Cheer
Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready"

Say Hi To My Girls....
Hey friends and family please help me welcome my new friends to FUBAR, show them some love =) add rate fan them they are personal friends of mine and are awsome =) ~Tina~ Meet Ali~ cinda-fucn-rella@ fubar Meet Georgia~ west coast peach@ fubar Meet Reba~ princssweb@ fubar

Clarifying My Photos
You've probably noticed by now that I am in the process of posting new NSFW photos from a photo shoot I did a few weeks ago. A couple things about those new photos. First, just because I have photos that some people would judge as sexy, doesn't mean I want to talk about sex with you or have sex with you. Don't bore me or piss me off. Treat me with the respect I deserve. I present a well-rounded picture of myself here, and if all you choose to notice is my sexuality, you will end up booted off my friends list. Second, I choose what I will, and will not, show. I prefer my photos to be in a more old-fashioned pinup style. I like to maintain some class and mystery -- show enough to entice while remaining relatively chaste. If you prefer porn or full-body nudes, the internet is at your disposal. Nagging at me to provide more than I'm comfortable with will only piss me off. Which brings me to the photos available only to family. Do not assume that because you are cute, we'v

Home And Interior Design And Decorating....
First thing I have to ask, is just what is wrong with painting a bathroom in a camouflage paint scheme? I mean everyone does the white, yellow, blue bathrooms, why follow the crowd? Secondly, what is wrong with astroturf as a floor covering,? All you have to do is hose it down once a week. How about house furniture made out of replica civil war ammo boxes and officer chests? Or the kitchen table and chairs done to look like the back of a chuck wagon, with a small refrigerator in it for ketchup and stuff, the various drawers for silver ware, glasses etc? Or maybe using surplus aircraft web seats for living room furniture, just to bring back memories of when you were young and wore army green... and jumped out of perfectly good aircraft. And the bench seats out of helicopters for a couch? What is wrong with designing a bedroom along the same lines as a bunker? I mean, bedroom door, immediate right or left turn, down a 15 foot hallway, followed by another turn int

Bucs Mma Weekly Blog- Update Of Top Fighters(middleweights)
Okay- every few weeks- i will update top fighters in each division. this week will be the middleweights. Heres how i have them ranked & why i have them there. 1. Anderson "The Spider" Silva- UFC middleweight champ. I have him here cause by far- he is the best fighter since chuck beat tito at UFC 47. He beat leben in debut, then Rich franklin(For belt), Then TUF 4 Winner Travis Lutter(non title), Then Nate marquardt, and rich Franklin agin. In March- he will be facing Dan henderson for the middleweight title. Can he pull it off?? 2. Dan "Hollywood" Henderson. Just after losing a 5 round war to Quentin "Rampage" Jackson- Henderson is now ready to go to middleweight. He gets andserson silva & i believe he can beat silva. He has ko power in both hands as well as great ground & ground & pound. Hendersopn should be a huge force in middleweight. 3. Chris "The Crippler" Leben I have him here for a huge reason. His KO over Terry Martin propelled him Back into top contention.

Thanksgiving Turkey
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a >>> bad >>> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's >>> mouth was >>> rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to >>> change the >>> bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft >>> music >>> and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's >>> vocabulary. >>> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot >>> yelled back. >>> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, >>> in >>> desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the >>> freezer. >>> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kic ked and screamed. Then >>> suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a >>> minute. Fearing >>> that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. >>> The >>> parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

What I Am Looking For
Love has long avoided me, Yes I have been in love many times . Was it true love ? I don't believe so. I have found that person that makes my heart beat out of my chest, and make me lose sleep because I miss them so. The days go by slow as I wait to hold them again. When will I see my beautiful lady again ? I hope very soon because my life is not the same without her. She completes me in every way. I know you are out there waiting for me to. We are like two pieces of a puzzle that fit together perfectly. Someday we will be together sharing life and all it has to offer . I will stand by your side your equal in every way . Giving you support when you are down ,celebrating when life is good. Soon the new chapter of my life will begin will you join me.

First Place In The Rockin Rack Contest!
Thank you sooo much to all that came and voted on my bewbs! I came in FIRST PLACE!! YAYYYYYYY!! I ♥ my friends!! And look forward to getting to know the new friends that I have met in the course of the contest! I do have to say though....FUCK YOU to the dumbasses who when i woke up this morning were all up in my shoutbox calling me a liar cuz I didn't have my NSFW folder opened up yet as promised once the contest ended! Excuse the fuck outta me that I didn't wake up extra early this morning just to open my album up for you assholes to jack off to! And again, another BIG THANK YOU to those of you who were patient and just didn't assume the worst of me...I ♥ you guys! AMber

Death And The Art Of Foreplay
I have to say that most people take there love ones for granted. I had a friend of a friend that met a man who her childern didn't approve of. The seperated for a couple years fighting the temptation of there love for one another. Just to make her grown children happy.Well They got together this year without anyone knowing. Just a couple of weeks ago they were making love and he had a heart attack in the middle of it and died in her arms . His last words to her were I Love You. I now realize you should not ever take your love for someone for granted. Because you can never tell how long you have with that person. I have always been the beliver of living life as if it's you last. Enjoy each second and its amazing what we miss because we aren't paying attention. Just a few thoughts thanks for reading

I'm In Love With The Gators
we drove down to Gainesville yesterday morning to watch the Gators women soccer team play UCF in the NCAA tournament. Since we were early, we decide to walk around campus. Now, all my friends know that I'm a HUGE Gators football fan. Well, you know I had to check out the stadium. I'm taking pictures and I really wanted one of me on the field. I see this 10 year old boy on the field so I hop onto the field so we can take my picture...not 30 seconds later, this dude starts yelling at us to get off the field. Now i have a picture of me running off the field, not quite what I had in mind. Yelling at us and the other family wasn't enough, he told us we had to leave the stadium. :( it was soooo worth it though because I'm sure that i'll never get tickets to a Florida game in this lifetime. Having my picture taken under the orange part of the wall that says "This is The Swamp" is priceless

Pittsburgh Steelers
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Browns fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Browns fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Browns fan," she replied. The te acher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Browns fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?" "Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!" "We ll," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what wo

Pimp Out $$$$$$$ For A Awesome Gal And A Great Friend.....
Hey all you out in Fu land. You want a great gal and a dynamite friend. Go add this hot and rockin friend of mine. Show here how fun we really can be and just how sexy Fubar can be. You will not regret it. AngelEyes monalisa@ fubar

Questions For The Men
OK SO I GOT SOME QUESTIONS THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS OUT THERE CAN ANSWER HONESTLY FOR ONCE. WHY IS IT YOU GUYS THINK YOUR SMARTER THAN US WOMEN? THINK YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WITH OUR FEELINGS? OUR HEARTS? AND THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, SERIOUSLY. I AINT PLAYING STUPID HERE, IM QUITE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. DO YOU GUYS THINK WOMEN ARE THAT STUPID THAT WE WONT FIND OUT OR EVEN HAVE THE SMARTS TO REALIZE THAT YOU PLAYING US? PLEASE HELP ME OUT WITH THIS BECAUSE I HAVENT A CLUE WHY YOU THINK THIS WAY

Team Spirit Contest
hey all im in a contest and could use your help.... so click on the photo link below and rate and comment the hell out of the pic.... and if you would all share this blog with your friends i would apreciate it... thanks click here:

Just Read It...
The Penis Study: In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Mississippi State, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Hrmmm
Well I am still trying to figure all this fun stuff out. Very interesting I must say and quite fun. Anyways let me know if you actually read this as I am curious how many people just go straight for the pics and the rating and what nots..

How Am I? That Depends, How Are You?
How very sweet of you to even think about me. I do hate being in such low spirits as it is quite an unfamiliar place for me, but not to worry, that being the case, I am not bound to this hell for long...I will do as I always do and make some glorious recovery and then ask "down in the dumps? depressed? hard times? what is this nonsense of which you speak of me?" and everyone will forget and we will all live happily ever after. on golden pond maybe. but not under a golden shower. unless u like that kind of thing, which there is nothing wrong with, i just prefer not to participate in by giving or receiving, but i have some friends that enjoy both, so maybe there will be a small yet dignified area sectioned off for golden showers, the rest will just be a golden beach on a golden pond, both of which will be colored golden by the sun and not in any way by the runoff from the efficiently sectioned off golden shower area, which will be sectioned off not in any negative way, because it's

Grandpa Isnt Doing To Well
I was on my way in to odessa to see my friend. She's in the hospital because she was having chest pains. Well I didnt make it. My dad called me to come be with my grandpa so he could go back to work because he wouldnt let my dad leave. I said ok. Well My dad said never mind he wants to go to the hospital so he called 911. I think my grandpa is dying. Hes been sick since grandma died. I think its finally getting to him. I dont want him to go because ive been crying today but why am i being so selfish. He will be with my grandma and thats where he wants to be. Im just not ready to let him go because i want him to give my son candy like he does all the little kids. My grandpa couldnt hear me at all when i went and seen him earlier today. I have to be strong for my son but i should also been ready for this but I never really am. Its not fair. I want my grandpa with me. Well Im upset i have to go ill write more later. lil red

Amusing Myself To Tears...
bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be nasty use your toung to make it tasty.... roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour...... Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!......... Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply.......... Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream...... Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid........ roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine......... roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed.....

Cosmic Keys
This is a Thorns song taken using the tune of "Cosmic Keys To My Creations And Times" by Emperor. The lyrics speak of secrets of the universe unfolding to one who has the power. It's truly sci-fi cult material in funereal audio form. Enjoy: I have seen the secrets Of creation and time The key is to be found In a deterministic principle. I used the key Of fourth dimension And I found that Time is movement. One can turn direction Of the omnicalculation Then all mathematics Are possible to reverse. I have seen the secrets To the nature of life Life is pattern, repetition.

Thank You My Friends
As some of you may know, I had to put my dog Grader to sleep this past Saturday. He had spleen cancer and there was nothing they could do for him. I had him for 10 years and I am going to miss his quirky little simpleton personality. Thank you to all of you who have given me your love and condolescenses.

Defining A Women Not A Picture
i have only been on fu for a short time so forgive my ignorance. when you women put a pic up i dont care nsfw or not. what is it you are looking to get in a response because to me here lately people that try to compliment an nsfw pic are all perves and pricks or is just me. you have pictures but you get mad when someone asks what family means they get this bug all u want is a pic so all im asking in this blog is how you seperate someone asking for a pic and someone simply telling a women shes sexy. the female body is a beautiful thing that comes in all shapes and sizes that deserves respect and i for one want to say thanks even for those i seem to have upset for your pics and i hope they continue. coorman1978

Rules To Live By
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Page 5 (the Conflict)
Tank almost seems offended by his statement, and the rest of the group looks on at him with deep concern. “Whoa hold up their bro no need for the attitude, maybe ya didn’t notice but we just helped your ass out there.” Tank remarks. “Yeah and maybe if you hadn’t noticed mister hot shot we have been worried about you. “ Still angered by his actions and reactions Krash yells at him. “Far be it from me to say your not doing your job out there but hell I agree with Krash man we were worried about you.” Blood Mace finally speaks up. “Well thank you for your concerns but maybe you have forgotten that I am the leader of this rag tag group here, and I have to do my job to the best of my abilities, and it’s a little hard to do if im having to baby-sit yall.” He snaps back at them. Tank walks right up to him face to face looking into his eyes with anger, but Graves’s eyes seem to be cold, lost, and dead. “Look brother we have been through a lot together but maybe you haven’t noticed. We di

So Here We Go Yet Again....
I have most of my life been the type of person that tends to be pretty free with my money. If a friend is in trouble I am one of the first to step up to the line and whip out the cash. I never expect to get paid back. BUT........ I expect the person to reciprocate. If a times come and the roles are reversed that it is not an issue for them to do what I did for them. The last three weeks (two of which I took off) I have not been working I was just worn out from all the hours I had put in before and the move. I just wanted to take some time to settle in and all that. So I put about 100 bucks worth of staples in the house and my roommate was getting smokes and cream and milk and so on. Now I was suppose to get a check on Friday and that would cover my half of the rent due to some issues I did not get the check until Today. I told her if anything bounced I would cover it. But could she not call the bank this morning and let them know. But she could not do that for some reason..

The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Take Time
We live in a world of speed and convience. Our lives are so fast paced and driven by work or other various tasks in our lives. We no longer take the time to know the importance of even the smallest things that we experience. We need to take a minute, hour or a day notice these things. The saying goes take time to smell the roses. Well take the time to smell the roses, feel the rain, smell the air and enjoy the wonderful things that makes the world the place it is. To miss the simple things that we have been given would be a tragdy. Life was meant to live not to just exist. Hope everyone has something that gives you a reason to feel, see, smell, listen and enjoy.

The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

Tears Flowing
my tears flow. wish u would kiss them away but u can't the dixtance is too great. time slowly passes as my heart becomes your entirely. loving you even though our time has been limited almost nonexisitent. your job taking u further away testing our relationship strong i may be... but still cries. wondering if you feel like me. am i expecting to much.. tears flowing

Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

A Poem In The Paper Today
Sitting in the car. on the way to such a dreary place, I see all the worry and sorrow in my mother's face. Then I start to think about how it's gonna be, without this special person being next to me. No more playing catch outside in the grassy yard, and no more learing the pitches that are really hard. No more chips and dip, and football on Monday nights, and no more flying our jumbo homemade kites. house in a really tall tree, and the go-cart won't be finished, that he promised me. No more family picnics in the warm month of May, and no more snowball fights on a cold, snowy day. Now he's not gonna be there to teach me how to drive, and he won't be there to give me a hug on graduation night. As we arrive at the dreaded place, I look around and see that there are tears on everyone's pale faces right in front of me. We take a seat in the front row, and the ceremony begins, then it starts to feel like my life is coming to an end. I see a box under a light, with a beautiful dar

Hiya!
Hey Everyone. I am not single guys, but I really appreciate all the kindness. It is so sweet to see people that are so nice. I have been with Ray for 4 years now, hes the Tattoo Arist from Killeen, hes all over my page, check him out if your in the local area and need some work. I love you babe! ---Ryanne

The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Dead
this morning my wife found her father dead so it maybe a while before i can get in here and enjoy the fubar fun ive growed a cussom to all of you are great if you a preying person please prey for them they are in need of help thank you all for being my friends in the past and i look toward the future for your friendship, support and love thank you your friend tony

Sumthin Fun
You have a Sexual IQ of 120 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Samuel
Samuel was once a mesnie, a law enforcer in the employ of King Frederick and Queen Katherine. Investigating the vanishing of the royal cupbearer Talmage, he happened upon a secret meeting in the hut of Lucas, the magician and necromancer. A blood magic ritual had recently taken place to create a group of monsters which came to be known as the Shaderen. Recently wedded to the Princess, he had become one of the monsters, and now spends his days killing only to maintain his ability to pass for human, and to look for a way to destroy the creations of Aposrithu before shadow covers the world in blood.

A Memoory
Once again I'm brought back to this place Tears come to my eyes Memories fill my mind The thoughts of the once was They pour over me Until nothing else survives A touch floods my sences Stronger than it ever was before The sensation is embracable Makes my body quake My knees buckle The thought The Visual The effect of something that used to be real I want it to be real again The power of the emotion A glace A stare makes you melt Flow into the memory of what once was It's gone once more I want it to be real again... Lord knows that long term relationships have heart aches... *sigh*

What Every Girl, Or Guy Wants For Christmas!!!
Go check out this site, its Adult toys and lingerie, so be warned, but there is a sale and a ton of great stuff. I know there are a alot things I want for Christmas there. www.bwylde.com

A Future Surgeon?
I love gory things, its weird but when someone or something is bleeding or hurt I like to poke and prod (sometimes it causes more pain and other times it doesnt). Then again at other times I just like to see what all damage is done. For some unknown reason I'm interested in the weirdest things such the colon, intestines and kidneys. Hmmm maybe one day I'll be your surgeon.

Lesson 7
One of the first problems encountered when learning to perform fellatio was a gag reflex, especially when dealing with men who seem to always want to force their penis as far as they can get it in. (Especially at the moment when they cum!) According to the statistics, the awkwardness of this situation is confirmed by considering that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average penis, in North America, is approximately five and a half inches. As difficult as it may sound, many have overcome the gag reflex and can take most if not all of their partner into the land of deep-throating. Getting over this hump simply takes practice, ideally on an object that isn’t attached to something that has the tendency to push deeper when you want to abort… If your partner doesn’t fall victim to the urge to palm your head like a basketball, live training can work… but if all else fails, a popsicle can be a good starter. Just remember to give y

See I Didn't Forget Ya'll :)
Aww see I didn't forget some of my other great friends in a pimp out. Please go by and say hi and show these guys some awesome luv! Fan, add and rate them! These guys really rock and are always there for me! Dirty Beast [D.S.C.]-[Guilty Pleasures' Manager]-@ fubar Mr. Horny~~Proud Member of Hott Bombers~~~@ fubar DirtyWhiteBoy@ fubar **Just Me** ~Dirty South Crew~@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun@ fubar XwXTOMMYXwX@ fubar ~Krazi~ Tommy Gun Timmy~ BADA BING~@ fubar tost69@ fubar ICE~~DSC~~OWNER OF D&DC~~@ fubar STRYKE@ fubar

Back Ten Degrees
"In those days Hezekiah was sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz [yes, THE Isaiah of the book bearing his name in the Old Testament] came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die, and not live." The twentieth chapter of Second Kings opens with Judah's king Hezekiah about to die soon after the Assyrian siege of Jerusalem described in chapter nineteen had been lifted. Not because the Assyrians had won, of course, but because the forces which had surrounded the city all died during the night, all 185,000 of them (the equivalent of just over nine modern divisions of twenty thousand soldiers each) slain by the angel of the LORD. This loss would have a profound effect upon Assyria; in fact, history records that these "bad boys" of the Near East never mounted a large-scale assault again. Hezekiah's own impending death prompted him to do something not, like so many who preceded and followed him on the throne of Judah

The Return Of Stupid (updated)
Ok. Here is the full list of stupid things customers have said to my co-workers and me. Now remember that I work for a car catalog company and that we sell car parts and such. And Thank you to all my co-workers who have helped me comes up with this list. With out them I wouldn't have half the material I have on here. Enjoy. -How many come in a pair? (Two I think?) -Do you want the whole credit card number? (No just the last four will be fine. I will make up the rest. Duh!!!) -I found you number on the website. Later- Do you have a website? -The rear glass ain't a back window. (Then what is it.) -Are you free catalogs free? (Nope that’s just a ploy for us to steal your info to sell to other companies.) -Do you sell car parts too? (And trucks, and motorcycles and Jeeps. You would be surprised how many times I hear that a week.) -Rep-Can I have you daytime number, area code first? You mean my number. (No, I thought you were physic and could give me my numbe

Lesson 6
An oral ejaculation is not always a welcome event, especially when it’s not being expected. Although it’s not recommended to cut off the flow entirely, the flow can be reduced by applying pressure to his urethra, found along the entire base of his shaft.

Mary
Just a note to all my friends regarding Mary (Dreamcatcher and/or Lonely Soul). She has been admitted to the hospital again and has had another blood transfusion. She is on oxygen and Christina, her daughter, has told me she is pale, but stable. She will update me daily, if there is any change in her condition, and I will update all of you who prayed for her the last time she went through this. I hope you keep her in your thoughts and prayers again as she goes through this procedure!

Erase Racism
ERASE RACISM! A BLACK DUDE WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY BLACK ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE DUDE SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE DUDE SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE AINT ALLOWED IN HERE" . THE BLACK DUDE REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK. BUT YOU MATE... WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE." "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED" THE BLACK DUDE TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE DUDE WALKED AWAY. COPY THIS INTO YOUR BLOG AND HELP ERASE RACISM

R.i.p Brother
Today they put you down in a whole, preached and slung snot, to save your soul, pretending they knew you, when few really did, I sat and wondered, what you would say, if only they knew, the hell we raised, we've had our parties, chicks we run through, brother I make a promise to you, your kids won't go hungry, won't need for a thing, so rest well and relax, keep the kegs cold, I'm not far behind ya... R.I.P BROTHER...

Life
Seems no matter how hard i try im never good enough for the world.. Yea you may read this and be life fuck another emo chick.. but i dont care if you dont like what i put then dont read it cause your opinon is pointless to me.. I always feel that i start getting close to somone friends relationships anything that some how i fuck it up.. I can do nothing wrong yet it still falls apart.. like the world or life is working against me.. I get soo tired of trying soo hard anymore.. I feel im stuck in neutral with life.. All i want to do is be happy, make friends.. be loved and seems all that happens is i get hurt or some how i make it so others dont care to be around me.. and some times i know tis not my fault.. things happen to make it not work out that both cant change but yet it still happens still pushes me away still leaves me empty handed and feeling thrown away.. I dotn understand it but im tired of it and about to just give up on trying anymore.. anyway here

An Angel Among Us
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They

Life
On Thursday November 15 I was asked to speak at the Carlton Sr. High. I was so scared I wanted to puke, but the more I thought about it I was honored to be given that oppertunity. I was asked to speak out on addiction and where my own has taken me. I spoke to them on how at first I was tricked by the drugs and alcohol into thinking that they made me feel better then anything ever had about being me, and that people liked me so much more when I was using, but a strange thing happend one day as the meth took over I began to feel less and less like a person. I began to lose the people that truly cared about me. I lost myself when what I thouhgt I wsa doing was finding myself. I got to the point in life that the only thing that mattered to me any more was getting high. And after several years of getting high to feel good about myself I began to feel worse and worse about myself wishing daily that I would just over-dose. I tryed to kill myself several times NOT because I wanted to die, but

Changes
Separated by many miles. will this change us? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Will we make it thru this I hope we do My feelings are real. I hope yours are too. I'm putting my life on hold after all this time i hope i'm the one u want to come home to.

The Kiss
The Kiss I remember our first touch the softness of your hands in mine i remeber your eyes seeing the love burning deep within I remember the night we spent wrapped in the safeness of our arms You make me feel so alive as I go deep inside I want this feeling to never end I want these dreams forever and forever more. I remember the day that black cloud hovered overhead But with that one kiss you took away all of that negativity With that one kiss you made me come alive again. You made me feel so alive as i went deep inside I know now this feeling will never end Because we are living those dreams forever and forever more. Dean Dark

Am I A Magnet?
Okay, so my mom decide to have a garage sale on the spur of the moment and asked me to help. Being the wonderful daughter that I am I said, sure!!! Well would you belive that like 3 women that were just short of being called totally insane stopped by. I found out the entire life history of one of them, including a list of miscarriages, now mind you i bad for her but i don't know her so i don't think she should have told me all of that, and how crappy her inlaws treat her and so forth and so on. WOW!!!! How crazy. Anyways she finally left, and then this other lady gets there and starts complaining about her crappy job. Yet another woman stops by and makes faces at me about the first lady who got there then leaves. The other lady who was still there tells me that the one who left is a thief and that they can't stand each other. I swear to you that I didn't have a therapy offered sign on my house. I have a tendancy of attracting people who spill their guts to me while i just sit there and

Droppin' By
PIMP.myYearbook.com - No. 1 Pimp Site Well, it's been awhile since I dropped by to say "HI" to everyone. How have you all been? It's been about the same around here. Work, and work. Lee took off Sat. evening to go to Indy to visit his mom. He'll be back sometime tonight, but it will be late for sure. Kirk started his first day of work yesterday @ Outback Steakhouse, and loves it. He just left for work about 30 mins ago, and will be home about 1. I trust you are all ready to set down to a big delicious feast on Thanksgiving? We sure are here...one of those days we look forward to in this family...and Christmas as well. We LOVE our food! lol This year on the menu, we'll be having, Turkey, naturally, ham, mashed potatos with gravy, dressing, green beans, corn, sweet potatos, relish tray, and vegetable tray with dip, cranberry sauce, redhot jello ( a tradition in our family...let me know if you want the recipe), all selections of breads, 2 pumpkin pies, and a extra lg. apple..

If
If i could reach out and stop time id give you all the world to enjoy. If given the chance id love you with my life If allowed id never leave yourside If my shoulder could be your pellow id allow your head to lay upon it and your tears to fall. If you had words id listen If you needed a hand Id make sure to give you mine.. If you wanted to be held id lay there and hold my arms around you If Life allowed Id forever be yours If your heart could take it id forever hold it dear and if every memory we made could be turned into a book id make sure to write it and cherish what we have forever..

Real Man
You say you’re a real man. You say you treat me like a queen and like gold. I have yet to see the glitter and gold. You don’t know how to treat women. Oh wait, let me rephrase that. You don’t know how to treat people at all. You expect everyone to do everything for you but you don’t do anything for anyone else. You’re a grown man so start acting like it. You don’t do anything but wallow in your self pity. You’re a lazy piece of shit. You want everyone to feel sorry for the problems you’ve caused yourself. You whine and cry and guilt people into feeling bad for you. Well guess what, it don’t work anymore. We’re all done dealing with you. You can say we never cared. If we never cared, then why the hell are we here now? Who has taken care of you your entire life? Who helps you because your blind? I know you haven’t been doing anything for yourself. You’re a fucking hypocrite. You scream and yell at everyone for the same things you go and do yourself. I guess in your eyes that’s what a rea

Agent Halo
Agent halo was a go send so to speak . She was ex millitary and a hellicopter pilot. Needless to say she was an essintial part of the team. She allowed us to get into a heavily infested area with her famous halo drops. On top of it she could manoves that bird through the toughest terain as well as the most ransacked city. SHe would come to serv a major asset to the group in many tough situations. Able to fly in and extract a team with in minutes. Unlike some other agents she was sent to us after her terms of duty were up shes been a member for a good while now and were greatfull for her contribution to this team log entry111907 end transmission ..........

Fwb
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

Wow
i only created this to see wtf my kinda ex is doin.....i dunno if im ganna keep this account or not. sooo im not being rude by not replying or accepting friends.........speechless really...............................mary jane

Happy Birthday Poem
Happy Birthday Poem Today is the day you bless life with your presence. It’s a day the angels song and wept because of you leaving heaven to be within life. Hell it’s a day your mother scream at your father cursing his misery sex fiend ways upon her. Yet once over…. She cried to her happiness of you being born perfect in every way that made her see… This was the best day of her life. Today is once again you birthday… Hell how many have you have. Shhhhh… Never day over sixteen in my eyes will you be. Oh heck…. Did your dad go out get shit face drunk… Or Did he just faint from seeing you pop out? Either way, I bet he was proud the day and every other day. So now…. I have to say… Fuck this damn poem…. Just pucker up ladies and gentlemen…. It’s your fucking birthday. I am here to muahhhhhhhhhhhhh till you faint just like your father did. ©2007 Firestar

Join Now... It Is Totally Free,and Pays U!!!!
WANT MONEY$$???? REAL MONEY NOT FU MONEY.. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE TRY IT,I GOT AN ACCOUNT THERE IT'S PRETTY KEWL ACTUALLY CLICK ON THE ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TO ENTER,THANX TO ALL WHO DROP BY ..BTW I DO NOT GET POINTS FOR YOUR SIGN ON,I GET POINTS FOR YOUR VIEWS SO PLEASE PUT A GOOD PICTURE UP BUT NO NSFW PICS....THANX AGAIN

Friends With Benefits
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

Lease Send A Acahristmas Card Here
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America!

If You _______ Me?
If YOU _______ Me? Body: If you like me.................leave a comment. If you wanna date me.......leave your number. If you think I'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics. If you care about me ....................leave a caring message. If you hate me........................send me a message & tell me why. REPOST THIS & SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. If YOU _______ Me?

Sex Or Pass
SEX OR PASS Body: There is at least one person on your myspace list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.(And I'm sure you want to fuck them too!) So lets play the Sex or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd screw you." SCARED? lol this is funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your myspace list that wants to do u so repost this as "Sex or Pass" Don't be a wimp and not re-post it

If You _______ Me?
If YOU _______ Me? Body: If you like me.................leave a comment If you wanna date me....... leave your number If you think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my piics If you care about me ....................leave a caring message If you hate me........................send me a message and tell me why REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. If YOU _______ Me?

Naughty Application
Naughty Application Body: REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO Y

Re: Ron Paul Wins Nationwide Zogby Blind Poll
RE: Ron Paul Wins Nationwide Zogby Blind Poll ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 19 Nov 2007, 12:13 Ron Paul Wins Nationwide Zogby Blind Poll A new nationwide Zogby telephone poll reveals that a sizeable majority of Americans are looking to vote for a candidate who protects liberty, wants to shrink government and immediately withdraw troops from Iraq - all traits common to Texas Congressman Ron Paul. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/191107_zogby_poll.htm

To Make A Woman Happy
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY Body: How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to Make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined

Yeah
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured > them against, among other things, fire. > > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars > and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy > the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. > > In his claim he stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the > man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > The lawyer sued and WON! > (Stay with me.) > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that > the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer > held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars > were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, > without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was > obligated to pay the clai

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why men don't write advice columns... > > Dear Walter: > > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving > my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more > than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car > shuddered to a halt. > > I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I > couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady > making mad passionate love to her. > > I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. > When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the > back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found > her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her > in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and a

I Am Proud
First let me start out for what I have to be grateful for today,I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday 1.I started my xmas shopping and I feel like I have some direction with it 2.Eric had a great day with the doctor 3.I made it home safe after driving around some crazy people Eric's appointment today was great.His doctor said she is seeing progress.Even though we see it,it's nice to have a professional tell you.He has a long way to go but at least we know he is getting the help he needs.He didn't cry once while he was there,which is great seeing as the first time he cried the whole visit and tried to run away.He managed to make eye contact with his doc and even repeated a couple of words she said.It made my day

Re: New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal
RE: New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 19 Nov 2007, 12:17 New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal A Zogby poll commissioned by Alex Jones Productions has revealed that the majority of Americans are more likely to vote for a candidate who wants to begin an immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/191107Withdrawal.htm

Please Read Before Adding Me
I won't accept your friend request until you read this first Thank you for considering me as being one of your friends. Thank you for rating/fanning/commenting as well. 1. Don't leave me a comment and tell me that you stopped by to show some love, now rate/add/fan you. You'll get laughed at. I will only do it WHEN I want to and IF I think you deserve it. 2. Please don't tell me I'm hot. I know that already. You can tell me I'm smart, obnoxious, a brat, crazy..well YOU get the picture. 3. No, I don't want to see your DICK/PENIS/TALLYWHACKER whatever the hell it is that you call that extra appendage. You see one, you've seen em all. 4. No, I really don't want to have sex with you in real life or cyber. 5. I am a bitch, get over it. 6. Don't add me to up your numbers. If you never plan on talking to me again, don't even bother adding me. 7. I don't post porno pictures, so don't even ask. 8. If you find my pictures/page/music offensive. LEAVE. Don't be a fu

When Doing Your Christmas Cards This Year
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list.

Life's Rules
Life's Rules 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love b

Show Her Some Love
THIS AWESOME LADY NEEDS ALOT OF LOVE AND SHE HAS BEEN GREAT WITH THE SISTERHOOD GETTING IT ALL SET UP Super™ Starr™ Princess***Owner of The Sisterhood***Club F.A.R. Greeter***@ fubar And if you are a female and want to join the sister hood ask one of the members we will help you

24 Hours
24 hours A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in th

Hoping Everyone Has A Nice Turkey Day
Well, to my demise the holiday season brings great stress with my work situation. Got done with Philly and NJ today and in 9 hours we'll be enroute to Ohio for a nice and extremely pleasant 20-hour day (I do this in one trip, out to Akron and Cleveland area and come home after 11 stops inbetween)...blahhhh..Black Friday will be fun hitting SWPA, WV and MD as well with all the aggressive and stupid drivers I deal with (the non turn signal users etc.) and back up through Harrisburg and Carlisle where all the shopping takes place (3 malls and more outlets than Bill Clinton had stains on Monica's dress). Joy to the world!! You all have a beer for me if you're off! Thankies!!!

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Nin's Ruiner.... Dennis....
you had all of them on your side, didn't you? you believe in all your lies, didn't you? the ruiner's got a lot to prove he's got nothing to lose and now he made you believe the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives the raping of the innocent you know the ruiner ruins everything he sees now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your disease how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you get so long? you had to give them all a sign, didn't you? you had to covet what was mine, didn't you? the ruiner's a collector he's an infector serving his shit to his flies maybe there will come a day when those that you keep blind will suddenly realize maybe it's a part of me you took to a place I hoped it would never go and maybe that fucked me up so much more than you'll ever know how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you get so long? w

Nin's We're In This Together Now
I've become impossible holding on to when when everything seemed to matter more the two of us all used and beaten up watching fate as it flows down the path we have chose you and me we're in this together now none of them can stop us now we will make it through somehow you and me if the world should break in two until the very end of me until the very end of you awake to the sound as they peel apart the skin they pick and they pull trying to get their fingers in well they've got to kill what we've found well they've got to hate what they fear well they've got to make it go away well they've got to make it disappear the farther I fall I'm beside you as lost as I get I will find you the deeper the wound I'm inside you for ever and ever I'm a part of you and me we're in this together now none of them can stop us now we will make it through somehow you and me if the world should break in two until the very end of me until the very end of you all

'mr. Whipple' Actor Dick Wilson Dies
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom "Perfect Strangers." Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer. The first commercial aired in 1964 and by the time the campaign ended in 1985 the tag line and Wilson, a former Canadian airman and vaudeville veteran, were pop culture touchstones. He also played a drunk on several episodes of "Bewitched," as appeared as various characters on "Hogan's Heroes," "The Bob Newhart Show,

I Also Have My Own Site
I just noticed, most places, have a link to your site on homepage! Maybe I missed it but this one don't? Anyway it will be updated soon, and hopefully I'll get the guestbook working! Here it is; http://www.willyblues.com/index.htm

I Can Only Hope....
...that when i get home i'll find out that the heater in my car was indeed fixed. it sucks ass freezing every time i wanna go somewhere. but enough of my randomness, what are you lovelies up to? :)

7 Angels 7 Plauges
Someday Some nights it really gets to me and this right now is killing me Unsure as forever With eyes so wide It's as clear as day A wavering frightened glance Promise not to cry One tear's released the flood Sorrow blinks to brightness of day Be strong I faked a smile that crumbled under Sunday morning's sky Apologize 10,000 times for days run over forever in my mind But middle ground has given way and where to step is now what I face No one to have No hand to hold I suppress my position as a means to silence the truth Tormented by my every undying devotion to you I cry terrified the truth will never calm But for now if I can just push on and forget all will be alright

Flesh In Barb Wire (male Pov)
FLESH IN BARB WIRE Insanity is nothing but a game i like to play and the horror is nothing but thrill. An agitated demon flows through-out my veins, rancid bile; a sickening delusion. Woods bare witness to my violent passion ::my nightly ritual:: tree's of bone staggered amongst tomb stones. Misty entrails flutter above our bodies, levitating in howling waves. A burial awaits my beautiful creation; my lovely prey fallen victim to a ravenous wolf. Oh how defiant she is, spitting fermented hate through musty air. "Come on now, don't play games you cunt, you know who i am. I know you do, don't you FUCKIN lie..... want to know what happens to little lambs who stray to far from the herd? Who knowingly lie to my face?" Ahhh, yes, her whimpers of fear, tasteful as i stare into her eyes. Sparkles of sheer terror radiate through glazed optical lens; she stares into her reflection. Her face contorts at this grisly sight; they all think it's a halloween prank

Heart&home
NO MATTER WHERE I AM WHERE I ROAM, HERE IS WHERE IS MY HEART AND HOME IF I AM LEAVING YOU'RE HEART SAYS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG,...YOU'RE HEART YOU'RE HOME YOU'RE SONG,... ONE HUNDRED OR JUST ONE MILE I RUN TO SEE YOU SMILE. I MISS YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT HERE, COME BACK SOON AND DO NOT SHED A TEAR, WHEN YOU ARE HERE I AM WARM NEVER COLD, "I LOVE YOU"YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD.

The Butchery (male Pov)
The Butchery (male POV) Darkness takes hold on my judgement as my mind spirals through a demon's lair. It is here, and only here, that i control what lives and dies; screams are only frantic melodies. Eye's of horror upon a sheet of flesh are my canvases; trophies held above all. Blood rains down upon my head as i stalk through a darkened, hollowed alley of delusion. I can feel their hooves beating at my brain, frantic seering blinding RAGE; with which i expel the evil through a force of flashing silver. These demonic stallions in my head lash out as i embrace this woman; a whore built of fabrications and all those little, feeble lies. In my nightmares i see the corpses swinging from lonely hooks of life. Each aligned for the slaughter as i close my mind down for hybernation. A deep REM sleep solitude which i wish never to awaken; though that's just wishing. Psychosis is what psychiatrists call it; psychotic behavior which leads me to committ

My New Contest
I'm having a contest. It's my first one. The rules are simple. It's for the sexiest Safe For Work female pic. The winner gets $25000 fubucks. No photoshopping allowed. If you want to be in the contest, email me here and I will tell you how to get the pic to me. It is a number of rates only contest. 2nd place will recieve $10000 fubucks 3rd place will recieve something or other. The contest will start the Saturday after Thanksgiving and will run for 1 week. See ya in the funny papers, Wolfie

Filter
all that I wanted was a space to rectify to rid deception to sift and purify filter out the desecrated sift sanctify what she created dying with a goal in mind to save me from that which contaminates drives us to misery die, with a goal I'm dying life, live in nature's harmony contaminated, filter those who desecrate intent to survive to sift and purify

Addiction To Mutilation
Addiction to Mutilation (male serial killer point of view) Murder to me is beauty, a divine work of art, the piercing screams, the warmth of blood-- the taste and stench of fear laced flesh whilst bathing inside the carcass of a kill. My eyes pierce the most gaurded and trained psyche, mind-fucking the innocent and toying with lust. I see through an eagle's eye--such beauty with her long, blonde hair flowing behind her. Her body is full of shape and blossomed innocense and i feel my breath catch in my throat--a vision-- seeing my scalpel dig into her writhing corpse, gutting her and teasing my tongue through her throat wound. My dick throbs with heated frenzy as i fall into place, the shadows lacing my demon guided body. A devils mask covers my face, my breathing raspy as i close in for the long awaited catch--a carnivorous wolf. Madness intertwines brutality as her screams are cut off, her body pressed against mine--soft, tender..... i pull her in and emb

Experience Or Degree?
i had an "argument" with one of my friends. the thing is, that she insist that is always much more important to have many years of experience, than a degree. but the fact is, when we go and look at the job offers, 9 of 10 says: university degree in xxxxx.. (in my area of work that is IT... computers yes) meaning if you at least you're not about to finish, you must be graduated already and yes the argument ended up BAD lol but oh well... then she started a lot of crap about how i left argentina like if i did it cowardly (envy?) and that i'm not doing anything here more than drinking beer (note that i'm studying german, and yes looking for jobs everyday) lol i'm still laughing @ coward ... should i really think she said it because she would want to be in my place? or just let it go and say she's mad cause i said few true things and that hurted her? but well, the convo was like at first she asks me for advice in a new job proposal, and when i tell her the truth she doesn't

What The Heck???
OK, why am I suddenly getting all these hang ups on my cell from places where I don't know anybody? Today was St Peterburg FLA and Menonome Wisconsin Last week was Denver Colorado and a couple weeks ago it was Puerto Rico.

The Edited Version.......thank You Baby
Tell Me How Worthy of Love I Am? Is it my words? Or Is it my touch that tells you of worthiness of your love? Can you see the love within me for you glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lost you if I don’t speak the words that race about my mind? Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tells you of love that is lurking within me for you? Tell me how worthy of I am of your love? Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too? Is my soul screaming out of you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strength that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you. How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love? Is this is your question….. Than Let me say this to you, my love. Love is not worthy of love. Love is just love with true desire and passion. Words can mislead someone, But When the heart and soul realize you are in love…. Nothing will keep that love for being. So ask me all you want,

Faster-than-light Take: Beowulf Fights In No Country For Old Men
I somehow made a return to the cineplex this weekend in spite of another ultra-busy period of my personal/professional lives. Simply a miracle. First up -- the mere mention of Beowulf is enough to trigger memories of pouring over an excruciatingly long epic poem in primary schooling. Containing 3183 lines, Beowulf attained national epic status in Great Britain long ago. The poem actually is not so much about myth, but about legends. The author - whoever he was - crafted the piece probably a few centuries after Christ's birth primarily for entertainment. It does not separate between fictional elements and real historic events. But this does not prevent individuals from forming their own vision of Beowulf who may or may not have been. And because it is a story told in historic perspective and features fantastical, epic events and characters, Beowulf passed down through the ages by oral traditional no doubt has been twisted and turned every which way. That leads, not surprisingly, to v

Airplane Maintenance Complaints...
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P). The solutions recorded(marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead

The Next New Godmother!!
Please help this girly out!! She has helped a lot of people level and she is super close to being a godmother!!! We can totally level her by today!!! 115,742 to godmother!!!!!!!! cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ¢¾@ fubar

Sometimes I Wonder
I've decided that sex is overrated...and I highly doubt I'm gonna find anyone soon (male or female) who is going to convince me otherwise... I'm just getting really sick of people(mainly guys) who brag about how good they are in bed when they really suck...and then they give you that bullshit line "this has never happened before"...I mean come on...I might believe that if you were a confirmed virgin...but if you're a certified manwhore and you blow in bed...there's definately something wrong...I can't even find a decent chick in this goddamn town either...believe me I've looked... ok...so I think I may be asking too much...I want someone who is good in bed and not a COMPLETE Jackass... preferably someone who can hold down a job and not think that the only reason I would look at them is for money or some other stupid reason like that...I have a brain...I want my playthings to have brains as well...it's no fun to break stupid things...

Hooked On You
It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can deal with it I'll handle it, quit it Just one more

Home Of The Best 8's Music
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) You pick the style you want to hear

Response To A Recent "go Fuck Yourself" Comment
Now that you have, dare I say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently, and I do appreciate your directness and candor. However, after due consideration of your most adamant proposal, I regret to inform you that I will neither be going nor fucking myself, not now and not in the foreseeable future. I say this knowing full well the extent to which your proposal concerning the fucking of myself was emphasized, both with hand gestures and the raising of your voice beyond that of civil conversation, and despite the evident urgency which moved you to repeat the recommendation seven times in rapid succession. As much as I, as a gentleman, would like to accommodate you, I am nonetheless afraid that I must reject your suggestion out of hand. I find it flatly untenable. And though I appreciate the concern manifest in your statement regarding the use to which I might

Tell Me How Worthy Of Love I Am?
Tell Me How Worthy of Love I Am? Is it my words? Or Is it my touch that tells you of worthiness of your love? Can you see the love within me for you glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lost you if I don’t speak the words that race about my mind? Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tells you of love that is lurking within me for you? Tell me how worthy of I am of your love? Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too? Is my soul screaming out of you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strength that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you. How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love? Is this is your question….. Than Let me say this to you, my love. Love is not worthy of love. Love is just love with true desire and passion. Words can mislead someone, But When the heart and soul realize you are in love…. Nothing will keep that love for being. So ask me all you want,

God Bless The Broken Road
"Bless The Broken Road" I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you [Chorus:] Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you I think about the years I spent just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there you understand It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true [Chorus] Now I'm just rolling home Into my lover's arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you.

From Firestar........words Fromthe Wise To The Wise
Tell Me How Worthy of Love I am? Is it my words or touch that tells you of worthyness of your love? Can you see the love within me for glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lose you if I don't speak the words that race about my mind? Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tell you of love that is lurks within me for you? Tell me how worthy I am of your love? Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too? Is my soul screaming out for you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strenght that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you. How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love? If this is your question.... than Let me say this to you, my love. Love is not worthy of love. Love is just love with true desire and passion. Words can mislead someone, but when the heart and soul realize what you are in love... Nothin will keep that love for being. So ask me all you want, if you are wort

A Commercial Break
Commercial break (Infamous Digiorno) { Commercial opems at a checkoutline in a grocery store focus is on the cashier looking blankly forward as he scans item after item} * beep *Beep *Beep * Beep {Camra close up on items being scanned. all various variety's of Digorno Pizza) Cashier looks up, camera switches to show a guy dressed in a black uniform with a black baseball cap with an insignia of a slice of pizza on it and the words "Pizza Place" written across the top. The pizza guy gives an uneasy smile Narration: Its not delivery, Its Digiorno

Match.com Commercial
* i in no way am affiliated with match.com* (Scene opens at a bar. The music is loud lights are flashin music is whalin away and our three charactors are having to scream their introductions) Brad: "Hi i'm brad, i am a pices who tends to impregnate women and leave them. I may tell you i love you from time to time and reveal small parts of my past and makeshift goals for the future… but that is really just to make sure that, after i move in with you you dont kick me out because we are "Connected" Kim: Oh hi i am kim, i am neurotic and quite clingy when we break up i will more than likely fake a pregnancy and sleep with all your friends while telling mine you physically abused me… Oh and this is my friend amy Brad 'Hi amy" Amy: Hi brad.. Oh kim. i am planning on getting really drunk one night and sleeping with brad, but never telling you about it Kim: Cool i figured it is allowed considering all the times I slept with your father in highschool

About Me!
*I'm very sarcastic, get used to it. *I shut people out when something is wrong, dont keep asking me about it. *Know me before you judge me, i'll do the same for you. *Dont be fake with me, I'm not fake with you. *Talk to me, I like to listen. *Dont talk shit about my family, we have eachother's back, and we dont like it when you do that. *When we hangout dont just sit around, thats lame. *I love to laugh, and I'm pretty good at making people laugh. *I have only aquantences. You get used to it.

Rocky Relationships
Based on a true story Was gonna nap but I thought i'd do one for the guys.. This ones called Crazy Bitch (I put togeather Me+Aidaee+ Kalinda+Jess+Nyci+Brandi+Crackwhore) Michael: Hey, Melissa? Melissa: Mike Michael: Wow, (exhales) I didnt expect you to be so.. WOW Melissa: Thanks, you're not to bad yourself (sitting over the table at dinner) Melissa: I dont usually hook up with guys i meet online Michael: Yea, this is a first for me too. but i am glad i took the chance Melissa: Me too (Mikes phone rings) Michael: (looks at the phone) I'm sorry i have to take this... (mike gets up and walks from the table, Melissa looks visibly annoyed, a second passes, mike returns and hangs the phone up and puts it in his back pocket) Melissa: who was that? Mike: Oh, nobody Melissa: It was her again wasnt it Mike: Excuse me Melissa: You know I cant do this if there is always going to be competition Mike: Seriously, what are you talking about M

Dating And The Single Mom
Long.. And disturbing cause it actually happened More disturbing behaviro scene opens, Shelly A pharmacy tech goes to the prescription drop off counter, There is a guy standing there... Amazingly beautiful guy. He is about 6 foot 2 sandy blonde hair and a scruffy beard. Piercing blue eyes. Shelly is 5 foot 7 maybe about 180 lbs. She has short black hair, brown eyes, the is black but not really dark but not really light either. Shelly: Droppin off? Guy: Yea, Just these 3. (shelly grabs the scripts and drops them in a basket without looking at them then sits them atop of another stack of multicolored baskets) Shelly: About 20 minutes? that okay Guy: Yea thats fine..... Look excuse me for being forward but do you know how amazingly beautiful you are? Shelly: (Gigles) Shut up GUy: Seriously, look, i'm sorry but are you doing anything after work today? Shelly: (exhales and kinda frowns) I am picking my son up from daycare Guy: Awe man, you're marrie

My Wish
"My Wish" I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you find God's grace, in ev

I Wonder...
Do you ever wonder what would happen if you just took one step back? What I mean is. What If you could just sit in the side lines. and actually watch your life being lived. All the heartbreak, happy times, regret, lessons learned. Would you do anything differently? The certain decisions that you made.... That lead you to where you are today. I have thought about this countless of times. And no matter how many times I go back and do things over in my mind.... No matter how many different situations I would put myself in. I still found that I would be in the exact same place that I am today. Who knows, maybe Im thinking too hard. There could just be a simple explanation to why things happen the way they do. But, there really isnt. No one knows why. Maybe its because, WE choose what happends to us. We choose who we are friends with, who we hate. who we love... And no matter what happens. No matter how many mistakes we make. Its all going to happen the same exact way that

Disturbing Behavior
WARNING::: This is disgusting Disturbing behavior Scene opens with Sarah and michelle on a blind date. Sarah is short average sized-plump (maybe size 8) dark brown hair and black glasses, Michelle is tall VERY lean with perfect everything and plump pouty lips. They are on a date with two guys, Both quite attractive, One with blonde hair the other with brown hair and he too is kinda big and no where neer as attractive as the blonde. They sit across from their dates respectively, (haircolors match) Michelle is carrying the conversation on some random topic.. lets say her recent trip to Jeckyll Island (For newenglanders say cape cod) Both men listen intently to Michelle as she speaks Michelle: And then i got a sunburn and i was like oh my god you know because sunburns are like sooo bad for your skin and i was like Am i going to peal oh god i hate peeling, you know some times i wish i were black cause you know they dont have to worry about getting sunburned, but then

Lesson 5
Wouldn’t it be great if there was a little gauge somewhere that can give you some feedback on how you are doing? Good thing is it exists! When a man is in a relaxed state, his scrotum and testicles hang freely. As the state of arousal increases, the scrotum will tighten, pulling the testicles closer and closer towards his body. This is a natural process geared at preparing the contents of the testicles for mobilization. Even better news… his state of arousal, represented in part by his scrotum, can be directly affected by manually and orally stimulating his scrotum. Although you definitely do not want to play rough with his testicles, it can be a welcome change of pace if your neck or arms are getting tired.

Poem
Fear directs you Takes you to a place Shows you another face Tricks you, Hides you Leads you , Freaks you out Follows you Hides the true you Fear takes you one way Throws you another way Finds the truth And scares you Fear is here Will never leave Control it Heed it Welcome it And fear will subside Conquer your fear Be proud Just watch out For it can always come back

Bliss
Closer is where I want to be the flame to wick the blood to vein touch to pain pleasure change push-drive I'm still alive Feel need yell want faster needs drown in today dark desires all hell fires touch to pain lunatic laugh Succubus dance fetish lust infused this crush prove to push further down earn your crown king of pain passion insane choice to choke hazard breathe soon the Devils take their leave crawling on weary knees Angel caress the Devils kiss in studded bound misled Seraphim bliss

Resent Somebody
The moment you begin to resent a person,you become their slave. They control your dreams, absorbs your digestion, robs you of your peice of mind and good will, and takes away the pleasure of your work. They ruin your religion and nulify your prayers. They destroy your freedom of mind and hound you where ever you go. There is no way to escape the person you resent. They are with you when you are awake. They invade your privcy when you sleep. They are close beside when you eat, when you drive your car and when you are on the job. You can never have effiency nor happiness. They Influence even the tone of your voice. They require you to take medicine for indigestion, headaches and loss of energy. He even steals your last moment of consciousness before you sleep. So, if you want to be a slave, harbour your resentments!

A Friend Sent Me This Today ...i Wet Myself From Laughing Lol
Stun Gun (only a man would do this) (Gals - you have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tears out of your eyes) Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife. I came across a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety . . . WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc o

Breathe 2.a.m
2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe May he turn 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it. Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button

Looking For Fun
hello fubar we r a couple lookig for a bi female or a single man to fullfil our fantasies, so if u know anybody or if it s just u look us up we r ready to play so check us out and tell us wht u thinnk.

Lesson 4
Now let’s discuss a technique that is probably the most common in the world; stroking the penis orally. Take his erection in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft, going as far down as you feel comfortable. Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to most stimulation, so the majority of the pleasure is coming from the head of his penis coming into contact with your tongue, roof of the mouth, and or the throat. Since keeping it in contact with something at all times can be difficult, a short and gentle stroking motion can provide a significant impact.

What The Hell?
I was just asked by someone if I wanted to play with them. I made a comment about them not reading my profile (in which I clearly state I don't respond to pick up lines). They then responded with how they could tell there was nothing interesting about me. After which they blocked me. Wow. They could have at least put up a fight. I haven't had an idiot in my shoutbox for a while and I was hoping I could have another copied and pasted conversation proving once again that evolution does in fact go in reverse. I didn't know I was so repulsive. Go me!!

Thought For The Day Monday 11/19/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Through clouds of dark and unrelenting pain, the light reveals itself only to tease and scorn this heart. No release at hand, save those moments of truest compassion given through a love with no other purpose than to uplift a shattered mind. Those who know this heart are few, they truly look to find what lies within. Many are those who seek not what truth they can find, but only what truth they wish to see. Painful is this destiny and understood is its purpose. For one, there is salvation. Yet another recounts moments of peace and another still, awaits the light. To sit alone in the darkness, to know its sweet and exquisite flavor, this destiny is known, and embraced." ©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

None
Read Alone..... Especially the Poem I believe whatever is in store for us will be for us. The poem is very true, unfortunately. Make sure you read the poem! CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got to her office, she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. She checked it, the usual stuff from her friends, but then she saw one that she had never gotten before. It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it. BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, she received a phone call from the police It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive! CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends bu

Hate That I Love You
"Hate That I Love You" (feat. Ne-Yo) [Rihanna:] As much as I love you As much as I need you And I can't stand you Must everything you do make me wanna smile Can I not like you for awhile? (No....) [Ne-Yo:] But you won't let me You upset me girl And then you kiss my lips All of a sudden I forget (that I was upset) Can't remember what you did [Rihanna:] But I hate it... You know exactly what to do So that I can't stay mad at you For too long that's wrong [Ne-Yo:] But I hate it... You know exactly how to touch So that I don't want to fuss.. and fight no more Said I despise that I adore you [Rihanna:] And I hate how much I love you boy (yeah...) I can't stand how much I need you (I need you...) And I hate how much I love you boy (oh whoa..) But I just can't let you go And I hate that I love you so (oooh..) [Ne-Yo:] You completely know the power that you have The only one makes me laugh [Rihanna:] Said it's not fair How you take advantage of

I Need A Name
This is a press release that I sent out to the area newspapers today. HIGHWAY SONG LEATHER & ACCESSORIES kicks off the holiday season with donation drive. Highway Song Leather, a privately owned business, in Williamsport, MD has kicked off the holiday season with a donation drive for the needy. We are accepting donations of all kinds, including toys, food, clothing, and cash. Dec 1st we will be erecting an angel tree in our store with the names of children in our community that need a Christmas. Come into our store anytime between Dec 1st and Dec 20th and “adopt” a child for the holidays. Let’s show the community that we care. Also on Dec 15th the one and only Santa Claus will visit the store. He will be here from Noon – 5pm and will be giving out hot chocolate and gifts to all the kids. A nominal fee will be asked for pictures of your child with Santa. Proceeds will be donated to BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse). ***** all donations are tax-deductible and to make it easier

She Was Only 13
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Rig

First Writing
All this quiet time One line of lonely words, No more strength in me My pain is simply unheard. Agony finely controlled Until that one line, A dam of pain unleashed These silent tears are mine. A breath stolen A heart shattered, A body weakened Bent and tattered. A love always pending Now no more complete, A lost and wounded spirit My soul accepts defeat. I walk a shadowed world Where nothing seems real, Where everything is a phantom Except this pain I feel. Anguish comes in waves Mimicing the oceans tide, I read your simple words And taste the tears I've cried. Gone but not forgotten My heart still feels for you, Living life in hell Always loving you.

Intuity
Today's Horror-scope: Your intuition is transmitting messages at a furious clip right now and you should be sure to pay careful attention. You should certainly pick up on something new about a friend or family member.

Application For A Piece Of Ass
Application for a Piece of Ass (FORM 69) Personal data Name_______________________________ Address_________________________________________Age_____________ Home phone ( )______________________ Cell: ( )______________________ Occupation_____________________ Hair color___________Eye color________________ Weight______Height______Waist size_________ Have you been "FIXED"? Y N Penis: small medium large extra large Do you like to: a) suck b) chew c) nibble d) caress e) squeeze f) bite g) kiss h) lick i) all the above j) none of the above k) other (specify) _________________ Can you stay out late? Y N Can you stay out for the weekend? Y N Do you like oral sex? Y N Giving? Receiving? Both? Lights on? Y N While in the act, do you?: a) cry b) moan c)) scream d) scratch e) talk dirty f) grunt g) just lay there h) all of the above i) none of the above When you cum do you: a) wiggle b) wobble c)

This Was Written For Me By A Very Special Friend
If its you then tell me How is it that your beauty Can hold such strength that capivates my body When you smile I fall apart Shedding darkness from the start Some one like you through these stand as a work of art I fall asleep you invade my dreams Cooling my heat like chocolate icecream When I wake I reach for you, damn thats real so it seems So in truth Im close to you Poetry in motion with everything you do Beautiful in every word best describes you

Moving
Finally after all this time my husband is finally letting me move. So I hope that I can move next June sometime. I am really hopeing for this time for me to be with my man and our daughter to be with her father. We miss him so much and need this really bad. But if I can I will come check in from time to time to check messages and comments. But if I can't thanks to all my friends and family on here that got to know me and everything. I hope to be godfather by then if not thats cool. So thanks everyone that read this. I will still be here till the time that I move and go up there to find a place. Thanks everyone

Todays Horoscope..
It's perfectly okay to ask for clarity from people today -- in fact, it should be almost mandatory for you. Try to check in with coworkers or family members who have been distant or otherwise hard to reach. OK.. who wants to be interrogated first? :)

Not Mine But Just Remember What We've Lost!!!!
Oh, the last ten years, it's been quite trip Over thirty-six-hundred spins around without a cosmic slip But within the realm of our atmosphere We're 'bout as out of whack as we've ever been in a million years We watched the Y2K scare in a panic An' we watched as time proved Nostrodamus wrong An' we watched as Mother Nature shook the planet An' cellular replaced the telephone We lost Charlie Brown, Ray Charles an' Johnny Cash We even lost Superman, mhm. Well, the last ten years, look at the hills we've climbed The best golfer's black, the best rapper's white an' it's about damn time But we best beware, there's a brand new fight, you see An' I hate to say we might be our own worst enemy We watched Oklahoma sifting through the damage An' we watched a US President get caught We watched shareholders watch their savings vanish We all cried when we watched those towers fall We lost Minnie Pearl, Ron Reagan and Sam I Am We even lost Superman, mhm. Ex

Happy Birthday To A Special Friend
Today is one of my very good friends birthday. Go show her some love and wish her a Happy Birthday. She is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. The link is below. Happy Birthday Subtle!!! Love ya Girl!! ~Subtle Seduction~*Plus Size Pinup Girl*@ fubar

What Would You Do?
Rich sat at hisdesk and was typing rto someone on asite he had joined, he waas having fun chatting with so many people he met online, yes he had alot of other things he should and could be doing but now he met someone that he really liked, she seemed nice to him at first as they talked and talked, she had apicture of herself, she was a stunning young brunette in her mid 20's her picture was of her truthfully since they showed "salutes" on the page to make sure they were real. She asked him to show a pic of himself so she would know..he was afriad to do so because he didnt think he was that attractive...tho he did give a good description of himself in the lil description box for his profile...it wasnt mandatory that they have a picture himself so he didnt post one..he wasnt that attractive to do so. One night they got to talking, and he finally gave in and decided to post apicture his puter had a program to take them and he took it, he was scared to post it but did....afte he did thi

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
A woman was killed in an auto accident. She was Very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my l

When You Think Of Me
When you think, In your quiet moments, Do you think of me? Am I in your mind more constantly? Or, is it just the image of me, that runs through your head instead? I want to be the one you turn you to; when you need comfort and love. I want to be your joy in bed. I want to be everything that you need. The one you always turn to; Your partner in love. Your partner in life. Not just an image running thru your head, but in your life by your side. And when you cry I want to hear your screams and dry your eyes from deep inside to hug an hold and console your soul

Why?
I always find myself in a relationship with someone who finds it unacceptable that I remain friends with my ex's. I believe that you usually start out as friends, to a degree, then move on. So why can nobody retain the friendship, if other circumstances do not show promise? Society has dictated that if you have an intimate relationship with someone, that it cannot be any less. Why?

Guitar
His lips so sweet. His fingers, callused and strong. The Musician wants to play. I am his guitar. He plays me. He kisses my neck. Moving down, Just like the frets. He runs his fingers, down. Caressing my smooth body. He grabs me, And holds me close to his body. He kisses me, Moving down my body. Running his tongue, softly down me, Just like strings on his guitar. His hand moves down my body. Reaching the end of the my strings. He flicks my clit, and rubs it. Just like he is plucking the strings. I am his instrument. I can feel his cock start to grow. The music coming from my mouth, Making him want to play me more. The melody speeds up. He surprises me, and pulls out another instrument. Like a flute, Long, hard, and strong. I am a musician too. I put my lips around his cock, And really start to blow. I can hear him moan, oh yes! I play him really hard. So much music being made, We both want so much more. We move from slow rock and jaz

I Deserve
I want a man who's not afraid to show his emotions. Someone who will love me for me. Someone who can handle being apart from me knowing that the separation just makes our love more stronger. Someone I can trust in and not have to worry about what he's doing when I'm not around or who he's doing it with. Someone who knows that I will get jealous but that the jealousy is just my way of showing that I love and care for him way too much and that he won't use that jealousy as an avenue to go flirt more or lay with other women. I just want someone who only wants me in their life and is proud to have me there by his side everyday. I don't love quickly and I don't give too many chances, but I also protect my heart from gettin hurt over and over again. Why can't I find this man that I want? It's a shame that I had to give up on finding him because all I am finding are men who are confused about what they want or think that I am another dumb woman like the rest of the ones they fuck with...think

Snow White
Ok so Snow White had a problem with her step-mother... Don't we all? Anyways the bitch tried to have her killed, so she ran away and lived with some "little people" (I'm trying to be politically correct) ok well the "little people" warned her about normal things your parents would tell you. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS! Does she listen? Hell no. She eats some kind of doped up apple and dies. Well kinda. The thing that brings her back from DEATH? A kiss from a prince? HAHA Yeeeeeeeah riiiiiiight! Ok so how come in all these fairy tales the solution is always a prince? What is society trying to tell the girls in the world? Aim high for your selection in men? You are not right in life without a man? Or you will die horribly from eating a doped up apple if you don't have a man? Craziness I say!!!

For You...
When silence rings inside your ear And emptiness is all you hear, When laughter turns to bitter tears, I'll hold you close and calm your fears. When darkness falls without the stars And pain invades your tender heart, When ache is close, and joy is far, I'll come to you wherever you are. I'll pull you close and hold you tight, I'll stand beside you and help you fight, I'll comfort you through the dark of night, Take all that's wrong and make it right. And when the darkness finally ends I'll still be there like a loyal friend, I'll teach you how to laugh again, And stand beside you til the end.

Trust
I guess everyone needs trust, Relationships work on this. Be strong and tell the truth, I guess it's all based on proof. In my heart I give too much, Just to be hurt in return. My faith in you is gone to low, Guess you don't care, It just goes to show. I try to give you the respect you need, But break this trust you still do, Guess some people don't have a clue. Only certain people should have trust. So from now on I'll look forward, And hope to see the light, And everything should be alright. So All my trust as gone, And now I'm here on my own.

My Son
This is great, take a moment to read it, it will make your day! The ending will surprise you Take my Son A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm no

For A Moment...
Walk with me in the moonlight, Kiss me in the rain, Hold me through the dark of night, Til the sun comes up again. Dance with me in the kitchen To the songs on the radio, Promise you'll stand here beside me And never let me go. Tell me that you love me Though we both know it's not true Pretend for a moment so I won't be alone And the memory will see me through.

Is It Real?
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives

Rapunzel
This won't be near as long as the Alice one, actually I think none of the fairytales I put in here will but here we go on Rapunzel... First of all what did she do to get put in that damn tower? Where did she get the food? AND who in their right mind grows their hair out that damn long? Just to let some man climb up her hair? You gotta think he had to be atleast 180 pounds... Hello? OUCH! I pass on all that nonsense.

Alice In Wonderland
OK so we all know the guy who created that amazing tale of Alice in wonderland was on some sort of drug when he wrote it... shrooms, acid, I don't really remember which it was... Anyways I'm going to break it down... Alright so Alice fell asleep is what really happened right? Well I'm sayin that bitch must have gotten the date rape drug to have passed the hell out like that and dreamed some funky ass dream like that. I'm sayin her cat in real life slipped it to her... LOL! The White Rabbit: He was always running around and scared of bein late. I think he was some sort of drug dealer and if he was late, the mother fucker was gonna get cut!! LOL! Plus Alice found those things in his house that said 'Eat Me'. I mean come on! The Cheshire Cat: This is my favorite character in the whole story but you know he was a nut job. Disappearing and reappearing all the time and always smiling? I think he was on some kind of anti-depressant gone horribly wrong. No one is that happy all the ti

Trust...
To trust is to believe without proof. It is to give without reservations everything that the heart contains and entails. To trust completely, I must be willing to become vulnerable. The walls which have previously surrounded my heart must crumble and fall. I must be willing to stand unguarded and unprotected before the dragon which is love, and believe with all my being that I will not be burned by the flames inherent to passion. This is the only way to love. This is the meaning of true love. Perfect and complete faith in the object of my adoration.

Dark Gothic Poems
Passion Without Flesh All day I picture curves arching under me Dripping the sweat of passion, the heat Jeering at the bodies we use to strain for pleasure Equaled by no other. We quest together for the Coolness and calmness that follows it. Tonight I must make this image into reality. I cannot live on images. Sustenance craves Veritability of pleasure, not phantoms of fever. Each moment stretches into eternity; I Long to run my hand down the spine, cup Each buttock in turn, lick a line of Shivers along the spine hiding behind you. Soon I will make love to you.

In A Silent Way
I'm at home relaxing here in Sweden. Lately I have been listen alot to Miles Davis - a favorite. Especially his groovy stuff from 1968-1975. I have also been trying to learn more about Fubar. I have been here for awhile but never got the chance to try and learn how it works. Now's the time!

In Dreams...
In dreams, I see your face and feel your hand upon my cheek. In dreams I touch you softly and kiss your sweet lips. In dreams, I hold you close to me, basking in the warmth and tenderness of your passionate embrace. In dreams I have eternity to show you what you mean to me... I long for a way to bring dreams into daylight, to see them linger before my opened eyes...

Sacarifice
HE MADE A SACRIFICE He made a sacrafice On the cross where He laid. The work of His beauty Stunned in dismay. He looked down apon us, His soul very tired, A gentle smile Was all that was required To mend the bleeding, Hurt, Needing. He looked down apon us With love and care. For his children He will always be there. He floated softly In vast skies of gray Because He made a sacrafice On the cross where He laid

Lol Amazing!
There's this driver from this company that comes to pick up our empty barrels. i told him my name one day on the phone and he automatically assumes that i can speak fluent spanish. lol. i think not bro, but i always try my best when he calls.

Daddy Please
DADDY, PLEASE... Safire tears Roll down my cheeks. I'm falling apart... Please wake me up from this dream. I need you right now. I'm falling apart... I'll find you somehow. Just tell me where you are. I'm calling out to you. Wwhat's wrong? Can't you hear me? I'm screaming your name. Daddy, please just come with me. I'll never let go, Just grab my hand tight. Please just listen... Everything will be alright. Daddy, what are you doing? Don't walk away. Please come back. I need you to stay. You don't need that floating halo anymore, Return it back to God. Just put that blue had Back on that you wore. Now, just walk down these stairs with me, The one's with gold rails. They'll lead us home, Where you can stay with me. Safire tears Still rolling down my cheeks. None of this seems real. Please wake me up from this dream. Daddy, I need you. I'm falling apart. Just stay with me. No, Daddy...no...

My Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel His invisible wings Carry him though the crowd. In search for the love he left He came down from the clouds. He hopes with every step That the next eyes He deeply looks into Are the ones in which he said goodbye. Those eyes he remembers, So blue, so true Appear on the face Of a young girl, only two. She's holding a teddy bear And the hand of her mother. He can't close his mouth As he see's her standing there Right outside his old house With he daughter of his, As she smiles and waves at the man she barely knew. He can hardly believe this Back flash causing view. This fallen angel Walks up to his wife And gives her a kiss Then picks up his daughter And carries her into the house. The memories come flooding back Into his head Of days when he could read her a story And tuck her into bed. But his daughter continues playing with her teddy bear While his love carries in the groceries, He bows his head and gets down on his knees And prays for o

Tears Of Blood
(This is the one that is blank)She Cries Tears Of Blood Hoping that when he went out at night, He would come back With a gun To end it all, She accepts her beatings. The burns on her hands; The cuts on her face Are the worst of the best. She cries tears of blood. Her pillow couldn't be more stained. She seeks for his abuse, But regrets the secret she has to hide. The yelling. The fights. Nothing ever done right. He would hunt her down If she ever escaped his prison. The door that is his fist Prevents her escape. The window is the night that he's gone, From where she sees freedom. One day he'll go too far And his lethal hands will be cuffed. She'll be carried away in an ambulance; Leaving her soul behind.

Happy Hour
I would like to thank all my friends, for making my time here such a great experience. I would love to thank you all individually, but I thought that this would say it all for me. I think you are all totally awesome, so I'm hosting a Happy Hour tonight at 8pm PST. I know that for some it will be a wee bit late, but I am night shift tonight, and this was the earliest I could get it. I hope that as many of you as possible get the benefit from this. Have a great time... your friend Adam...aka chains301

No One There
No One There Hitting. Yelling. Ears always ringing. "Just leave me alone!" She yells into her arms Craddled around her face. Hiding away, In a corner Of her dark room She wishes she could be alone. With no one there To make her weak. No one there To interupt the quiet sniffles As she let's herself go. No one there. No one there. Argueing. Trowing. Picture frames breaking. "Just leave me alone!" She cries into her hands Cupped around her face. Hiding away In a corner Of her dark room From the threatening hands outside. She wishes she could be alone. With no one there To bruse her cheek. With no one there To interrupt the peace As she let's herself go. No one there. No one there.

Lost
perhaps when one feels most alone is when they are farthest from by themselves.... or so the whispers may remind... odd lil detail about silent whispers....altho intended to caress the mind of their focal point....oftenly seldom do they land articulated.... in the most silent of moments little sense of their clutter can be made...somehow deep within ferocious abyss do the whispers become voices....voices become tears...perhaps the winds will sort things back to their intended direction..the tear stained rain wash away the dirt and each new day shed just enough light to follow the map.

Poetr
The Darkness Running scared, She sprints down the dim wooded path. The darkness that had haunted her, Hungry again. She trips, Landing on the ground in a pile of leaves. She jumps up, And runs on. Afraid of The Shadow that stalks her, She doesn't look back. Slowing to a halt, Her lungs burn, Her legs weak. Holding her breath, Giving in to his power, She slowly turns. The Darkness surrounds her, Satisfying his hunger.

So Long
so fuckin true... I did pick something new up on a friend I guess. people can never tell the truth. Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 19,2007 Your intuition is transmitting messages at a furious clip right now and you should be sure to pay careful attention. You should certainly pick up on something new about a friend or family member.

Favorite Movie Quotes...
* "I long for a love that time itself will lie down and be still for" Practical Magic * "Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong." What Dreams May Come * "If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity." As Good as it Gets * "It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable." The Birdcage * "I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low." Bye-Bye Love * "What good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?" City of Angels * "I'm sure I don't do anything you would find exciting. I don't open beer bottles with my toes, I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth, hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull." The Cutting Edge * "If I could have any job in the world I

I Love...
-fireflies that twinkle in the dark of a summer evening and sunsets that set the sky ablaze with a riot of vividly contrasting colors. -rainbows that spalsh across the horizon in breathtaking displays of gaudy brightness, and stars that paint the midnight sky with countless pinpoints of distant light. -daffodils in open fields that spread their golden glory over grand stretches of would-be-emptiness, and fragrant yellow roses that seem to gild the very air around them with cool, calm sweetness and grace. -laughing children that radiate joy with reckless abandon, and freshly washed and powdered babies with sweetly puckered tiny mouths and velvety skin and downy peach-fuzz hair. -long soft kisses in the rain that build in intensity with the fury of the approaching storm until they streak through my veins with all the passion and violence of the lightning that dances across the sky.

Omg!!! How True!!
It's perfectly okay to ask for clarity from people today -- in fact, it should be almost mandatory for you. Try to check in with coworkers or family members who have been distant or otherwise hard to reach. So for those of you that have listened to my saga of the week... you have no clue how true this is!! And yes i did ask for clarification... p.s. all better now

Storms...
STORMS I like the sound of distant thunder as it rumbles across the earth. I love to watch the lightning as it streaks across the sky in glorious flames ripe with passion and promise. I love to stand in the sound and fury of the storm with the rain washing over my skin, bathing my body in the freshness of sweet abandon. I love the drenching wetness and the cool calm as the raindrops gather to embrace me. I love the erotic slippery slide of ever drip that caresses my cheek, slipping down and down and down to pool at my feet. I love to stand with arms stretched wide, reaching for the passion of nature's release, embracing the pure raw energy that crackles in the air, filling my senses with the smell of wet earth and ozone and satisfaction.

Theres Something About Jae
Ok sports fans its about time I made a blog and since some of you dont know a damn thing about me that aint written on my body I will help you out by making a getting to know me blog here goes.... 1. I like poptarts...yes I know just go with it 2. I have a thing for green eyes....once again just go with it 3. Dont act like you're a dime when you're not cuz I will ask for my change back 4. Its your hair you bought it so flaunt that shit 5. I can pee without getting it on the toilet seat....thats a helluva skill ive heard 6. Cash gifts are accepted 7. Im a nerd...dont let the looks fool you 8. I talk alot of shit but its all in fun dont get butt hurt 9. If you ever get offended by something that I say that probably means it applied to you and you resemble that remark so dont bitch at me 10. 99% of the time im having fun the other 1% im bullshittin Well theres the first of many "amazing" blogs I hope that it helps you to understand me

Are You Ghetto????
You know you ghetto when Your best sets of glasses came with jelly or pickles in them You gotta tv that works sitting on top of a tv that dont Your idea of a jacuzzi is your family piling in the bathtub an farting You buy a dress to front for the night and return it the next day You got hair down to your ankles when the day before you had a fade When your grill is the most expensive thing you own When you car cost 1,200 but your beat and rims cost 12,000 When you know good kool aid has so much sugar in it that it stops dissolving and sits at the bottom of the jar When you got 3 babies born within a week of each other Your source is income is making babies You gotta $35,000 car and stay with ya mama ok thats just part 1 with more to come...feel free to add your own if you wish in a comment...and im out

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm
ok so again my warped lil mind has been given the chance to wander and there are some things that i think about during my everyday life that need to be said so here goes.... am i wrong for keep a wallet that fell on the ground that belongs to a blind man???? i mean i would point to it first if the incredible hulk grew to 10 times the size of bruce banner how come his pants never ripped all the way off??? i guess everything didnt grow so how incredible could he really be?? is it wrong for me to give a guy who just lost a foot one shoe for his b'day??? if i punch a midget would it be considered a low blow no matter where i hit him??? can you have a clean fight in a mud wrestling match??? does those girls who draw their eyebrows on want to look surprised all the time on purpose??? if you have the days of the week on your undies and it says wednesday but today is friday...is wednesday when you put em on or is wednesday when ya gonna take em off???

Winter Shopping
Greetings friends, I have a web store up, and I have quite a few product up, that you may find nice to buy for the coming holidays. Please stop by and at least browse. If any of you would pass along the site to others whom might be looking to shop some online. I would appreciate it, greatly. http://www.saveavenue.com/dlsherman

Times Have Changed
Times have changed since it all began. You are now filled with so my much pain. My little angels you have been through so much and i to have dealt with the blow. Times have changed since it all started. Words have been spoken words that have tore our family apart. Times have changed since we all went our seperate ways. Now the silence is tearing us all apart. My little angels we will get through this, we must stick together. You are young but you are so confused and i dont know how to help but be here for you, the tears are falling and all i can do is wipe them away and let you know that i am here for you always. Times have changed since it all began, and now I only winder why, trying to understand why i didnt see the signs, why i couldnt stop it from happening, times have changed and now i only wonder why, why we went our seperate ways why we didnt stick together and help eachother. Times have changed since it all began.

Ok So I Might Be A Lil Bit Crazy
women only for this one walk into the mens bathroom and walk up to a urinal look left or right at a guy and wink at him or drop your pants and sit on a sink now for everyone go into the bathroom scream at the top of your lungs then walk out as if nothing happened run into the bathroom grab all the toilet paper from the stalls and run outside throwing it in the air screaming "you're free!!! fly away" while driving on the freeway pull up next to someone and start doing the robot while inside a department store use the intercom to page yourself without disguising your voice walk around in a public place and ask random people if they will look at the rash on your crotch and give their opinion in the bathroom go into a stall and make grunt and strain noises for a few minutes then take a big brick and drop it in the toilet ok ok so these things might not get rid of your boredom but ill have the time of my life watching you being an idiot and its really

Happy Turkey Day
Just wanted to wish y'all a very Happy Thanksgiving. I also hope that ya'll have a safe and wonderful holiday. Y'all have a safe and happy holiday week! HAPPY TURKEY DAY, TURKEYS.... LOL *Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!*

To The Haters
hey ya,ive been in a lot of lounges and people totally over look you.whats up with that?dont ignore people.that makes them feel left out or not wanted and that knowone likes them.people have feelings to.just because its fubar and its only for fun let others have fun to and treat them with respect.be nice if they anit really that pretty or are self consciensous.they already feel down about them selfs as it is.dont be a hater.treat everyone the way you want to be treated...hey and while ur reading this come in and hang out at the ultimaxum the club chill and talk with friends and have a drink.we are needing djs and bartenders if interested talk to scorpoin.luv you alls

Thanks For Your Time
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you wer

Im A Snake In The Grass
Im a snake....read on SNAKE FACTS: Sixth in order, Chinese name -- " SHE, " sign of the sagacity CHARACTERISTICS Acute, Aware, Cunning, Proud, Vain, Vicious Ancient Chinese wisdom says a Snake in the house is a good omen because it means your family will not starve. This could be taken metaphorically to mean that a Snake could never have a problem with his family starving because he is such a great mediator, making him good at business. Or it could mean that a Snake would be willing to sacrifice his possessions, something the Snake has a lot of, in order to pay for his family's food. Any way it is interpreted is representative of the Snake's character and is a measure of the value he puts on his material wealth. The Snake is keen and cunning, quite intelligent and wise. THE SIGN OF THE SNAKE The Snake is the intuitive, introspective, refined and collected of the Animal Signs. They are attractive people who take cries with ease and do not become flustered easily. T

Making A Difference??!!
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his

The Villain Inside
I am a man divided, full of anger Yet wanting only to rid myself of its taint Every step forward has that moment In the corner of my eye, the evil I feel Creeping inside me Eating at what I want to be I can't get away from its source, not yet I am still held back by the consequences Of actions done out of love that nearly destroyed me I felt like a murderer holding the knife Ready to plunge it in the heart of the one I held dearest And I did, having no choice but to believe That what I wanted most was only destroying me That was the day I lost faith in everything I felt was pure I lost my innocence the day I betrayed my own heart to do as I was told Can I ever forgive myself? Life was never guaranteed to be fair But all I want is a chance to live a happy life Free of the things that anger me Is forgiveness too much for a man without a soul left to sell? Will the villain inside ever go away?

A Passing, And The Holiday Break.
My boyfriend's (of 6 years) mom died saturday. She was rushed to the hospital on Friday, and it wasn't until early Saturday morning that they knew exactly what had happened to her. Evidently she had a bleeding ulcer no one knew about that basically broke loose. She was kept on life support until 1pm Saturday when they delcared her clinically brain dead and turned the machines off, there was nothing more they could do. Her funeral will be Tuesday. I could only imagine what he's going thru, I almost lost my dad this year and it nearly devastated me almost losing him. Her husband and the two little girls they adopted (their mom was a druggie) are the ones I feel worse for tho. The girls are 4 and 8. So yeah, it's tragic. I have a break this week from school for Thanksgiving. I leave here and go home tomorrow and I won't be online until around Nov. 26, after the break. So, if you message or comment me and I don't return the favor or write back, it's because I won't be getting online for

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heres some sexy questions for u 1. if i walked in to the room striped infront of u and said take me would you 2. if i wanted u to poor chocolete on me then lick it up would u 3. whats ur fav possion 4. how would u kiss me 5. would u have sex in the..... dark light candle light snow barn or where ever 6. what do u think my fav possion is 8. do u think i like it 1. rough 2. soft 3. romanticly 4. anything goes 5. messy 6. all above if this aint annoying then thats good for me so far 6. do u think i like my hair pulled 7. how do u like to fuck someone 8. how would u like to make love to someone 9. when in doubt what do u do 10. what would be ur fantasy with me well i have nothing else to do but do this questions up lol so please answer

Little Angsta....feeling
I'm starting to Lose my faith in you I'm starting to Wonder what are you Still doing here Calling me Telling you love me When you're really never there I never meant to End up like this I never meant to Become all this Just a big mess Waiting to be solved But you're really never there To solve me New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

The Love Story Of Ralph & Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him... I am so

The Most Fucked Up Think I Have Ever Thought
...Sorry sometimes i picture scenarios... this is an 40 year old lady: "Abortion Pill... I liked it better when they called it a week long vodka bender.." This is an old lady "kids these days.. want every thing in a pill... Cant do nothin the way god intended it... WIth a coat hanger and some yarn" Sorry, just sprung from a funny convo i had with my sis

Angels
You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when suddenly a sound unlikeany you've ever heard fills the air. The sound is high above you.A trumpet? A choir? A choir of trumpets?You don't know, but you want to know. So you pull over, get out ofyour car, and look up. As you do, you see you aren't the onlycurious one.The roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, andpeople are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing out of the grocery store. The Little League baseball game across the street has come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never before been seen.As if the sky were a curtain, the drapes of the atmosphere part. Abrilliant light spills onto the earth..There are no shadows. None.From every hue ever seen and a million more never seen.Riding on the flow is an endless fleet of angels.They pass through the curtains one myriad at a time, until they occupy

Rhymes
DJ-NYC RHYMEBOOK 1.) I AM I MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE A PROTOTYPICAL RAPPER TO THE ORDINARY EYE I MIGHT JUST LOOK LIKE A FAKE BUT MY RHYMES WILL PROVIDE THE TRUTH FOR THE VISUAL MISTAKE DON’T JUDGE ME ON MY FIGURE AND MY LOOKS ALONE CAUSE IM DA SUICIDAL KING, SITTING ON MY THRONE LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE SUICIDAL CREW DA PUPPETMASTER, GT, AND PHAT BOI TOO TOGETHER AS ONE WE FORM DA LYRICAL ARMY GOING TO WAR WITH ANYONE THAT IS READY TO FIGHT WHEN WERE DONE WIT U, WE’LL LEAVE U SPEECHLESS AND WITHOUT ANY SIGHT YOU HAVE UR MIRANDA RIGHTS WHICH MEANS U HAVE A RIGHT TO SILENCE ANY MOVE YOU MAKE WILL RESULT IN ACT OF VIOLENCE EVERY TIME I’M IN THE STUDIO, IT’S LIKE A FIGHT AND A STRUGGLE LISTENING TO OTHER RAPPERS, AND THEN MAKING UP A REBUTTAL I SPEND MORE TIMES WITH MY RHYMES THAN I ACTUALLY DO WITH MY WIFE IT’S A SHAME THAT MY CAREER IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE I AM A MODERN DAY VERSION OF DR. FRANKENSTEIN THE KIND OF RHYMES THAT I SPIT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A CRIM

Lucky Star
Lucky star dropped on earth 1 night, and it asked me "What do u want? A million dollars, or a true friend?" I chose a million dollars.....because I already got you!!!! **Send this to 20 of ur true friends of my space, if u don't you will have bad luck with friendships for the rest of ur life!!! If u get this back ur a true friend!!** 000000000000000 000000000000000 000000000000000_000000000000000 00000000000000___00000000000000 0000000000000_____0000000000000 000000000000_______000000000000 00000000000_________00000000000 0____________________________00 000______*TRUE FRIEND*_____0000 000000 __________________ 000000 0000000_________________0000000 000000_________0_________000000 00000_______0000000_______00000 0000_____0000000000000_____0000 000___0000000000000000000___000 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing & 1 is reading this comment.

Is It Gloomy Or What?
Well today is starting off interesting let me tell ya. I often wonder why I should even get bothered in peoples lives sometimes. Seems like I cause chaos...where ever I go and who ever I kno. Then I take a shower and my phone rings. Its my doctors office with some news. They wanted me to come in to talk with the doctor. Ummm no...LOL. I am not paying for another doctors visit. And besides you kno when they want to talk to you...its kind of serious. So I waited on the phone for a good 15 mins. Finally the doctor came on and asked me if I wanted to really kno on the phone and I said yes. Because I dont have the money for another dr. visit. He said he would do it for free...and I still said no because curiousity is now running in my mind. I had my usual women things tested but I always have to have another thing done. Which is a ultrasound on my uterus. Because of my fucked up family past, they recommended it since I had been 15. Which I dont really talk about that honestl

A Passionate Night
A Passionate Night I close my eyes As our bodies in twine I'm giving you all of me, my heart, my soul, my body Lust, love, passion fill our bodies The love flowing through us is not mere Your lips brush my eyes, my lips, my ear I feel your heart beat next to mine Right now, the line between right and wrong is so fine You kiss my chest, my stomach, my legs "I want all of you," my body begs You kiss me hard and so passionately As you finally take me I can feel you I can feel all of you My body begs for more As my thighs grow sore I scream out in ecstasy Feeling the tightness grow inside of me I feel the tightness burst And it quenches my sexual thirst As our bodies unwind I feel your lips on mine I feel your breath on my face As you whisper,"I love you" Those three words caused my heart and mind to race Then, I finally managed to say, "I love you, too."

What Each Kiss Means
- Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU... ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ REQUIREMENTS: - Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. _____________

Love Starts
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

The Search
a cry in the night a scream and then suddenly gone. he appeared in the night and offered her the world but she knew she had already lost it. "through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered" across great distances and with the help of friends she found him again. to find what she was looking for. to resist and to grow knowing that the greatest gift of all is to truly find yourself.

Come Join Us In The Ace Cafe
Come join me in the Ace Cafe for some great music and fun. I DJ on Wed & Thurs morning 9-11 am. That is Pst. 11-1 central and 12-2 eastern. We have lots of fun in there so come support me both those days. Also come listen to all the other awesome DJ's and don't forget to subscribe to the lounge. We have lots of crazy people in there!

He Knows Who He Is....support The Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

Myspace Hoax Victim's Kin Seek Justice...... Please Read!
I read the following and found it particularly disturbing. This was a child who's emotions were played with by her friend's mother. MSNBC.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MySpace hoax victim’s kin seek justice ‘No apologies’ over teen who hanged herself over failed romance, kin say By Mike Celizic TODAYShow.com contributor updated 10:56 a.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 19, 2007 The parents of a 13-year-old Missouri girl who hanged herself after a failed MySpace romance — later uncovered as a hoax — say they have yet to receive an apology for their daughter’s death. “They’ve absolutely offered no apologies,” Ron Meier told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer on Monday. “They sent us a letter in the mail, basically saying that they might feel a little bit of responsibility, but they don’t feel no guilt or remorse or anything for what they did.” Rather, said Tina Meier, the people are upset with her for going public with their story. Last wee

Funny Horoscope Today
It's a really good time to practice some of that flexibility you are so famous for. It might be a bit tougher than usual, but don't let that get you down -- things are going to be great really soon! HAHAHA THIS IS TOO GREAT!!!

#1 Edition - Copy Cats Or Don't Be Fooled
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".

Warning
It seems we have a total hater on fubar. As i posted in my bulletins last night I was told of a woman who put a good friend of Mine in a folder titled "losers". When i went to look myself, i changed her rating to a one and blocked this page. She immediately came after me under a 2nd account and ripped my default pic, a family photo of me and the kids, she then reripped the photos to her main account. This 2nd account of hers is being titled as dagwood,, the same as I use, she is gonna try to disguise herself as me. So for my real friends i am taking the bombing crews off and my title will be THE REAL DAGWOOD so all of you can tell,, be warned, the false account only has 4 pics and is only level 7 or 8 ,, i am at level 20 and have over 240 pics The woman doing all of this is BBG

Pras Feat Mya/odb-ghetto Superstar
[ODB]: Man man, look up at the sky All the stars man, the stars is beautiful tonight Look at em! (Chorus [Mya]): Ghetto superstar, that is what you are Comin from afar, reachin for the stars Run away with me, to another place We can rely on each other, uh-huh From one corner, to another, uh-huhTesti Canzoni [Pras]: Uh, yeah, yo, yo Some got, hopes and dreams, we got, ways and means The surpreme dream team, always up with the schemes From hubcaps to sellin raps, name your theme My rise to the top, floatin on this cream Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt me A million ReFugees with unlimited warranties Black Ceasar, dating top divas Diplomatic legalese, no time for a Visa They just begun, I'ma shoot them one by one Got five sides to me, somethin like a pentagon Strike with the forces of King Solomon Lettin bygones be bygones, and so on, and so on I'ma teach this cat, how to live in the ghetto Keepin it retro-spective from the get go Lay low,

Some Humor For The Day-this Is For The Ladies
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMIN

Keeping My Nose Clean
Well, it's been 3 months since I started at my job, and I'm still going every day, still having a good time (i have minor frustrations, however they aren't enough to keep me from truly enjoying my job). My place is almost set up so I can take pictures. It is a great little apartment, and I have already found solice in the small contours of the red and black painted walls. My belongings were moved in last weekend, and I havent been feeling too great all week, so they have been sort of sitting there, on my floor, looking at me. So here's an update on my Dark Knight. Petr is EVIL, and my sister called him 'creepy" which both him and myself took as a compliment, but I see him as beautiful, loving, affectionate, fun, playful, intelligent, spontanious, deep, and very much in tune with me on every single level. I never thought I would find the one who I could truly communicate with on every level. Many MANY months before we realized where things were to go with us, he handed the tools to enli

When Will It Ever End
When will it ever end? When will the tears ever stop falling? It seems that no matter how i try to keep my head up high there is something there to always remind me of the way it use to be. you made a mistake and now you must pay, but that doesnt mean that i love you any less. It hurts to know that i can't be there, this time. I had to protect you i had to keep you safe, and i did it the only way i knew how. I have to let go and know that i did my best. I love you my son, but now you are on your own you must decide what it is that you are going to do. I cant be there to wipe away your tears, and God only knows i wished i could. I know you are hurting, but you cant keep lying for the rest of your life, maybe if you told the truth we would know how to help you. I can see through you my son, you keep covering up for something that caused you to do what you did. I love my son, but when will it ever end? We can never go back to the way it use to be. The memor

Other
B4 i start. In my own defense. I was abused really bad as a kid... My son is not... But yea. I see alot of me in him. The whole emotional surges. Now all he needs to do is start laughing uncontrolably for no reason and we have ourselves a Quay.. Or maybe hiding knives in the playground and we'll have ourselves a Daniel... Anyway I really see why everyone shipped me off all the time as a kid... It is alot to deal with. Not knowing if u r gonna make it through work/school without a call from a teacher... Sooo knowing this.. I know what route not to take with him... but what route should i take what woulda worked with me..? Its an odd question. Guess i will just think of the good people i connected with and who were able to calm me down... like that PR roomate lady my mom had My 5th grade teacher Mrs.Monty and Mr. Derek... What did they do differently?

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get

I'm Sorry
Everyday I look at you My heart filled with remorse I pretend that I don't care You are everything I wanted But, I hurt you bad I want to look into your beautiful eyes To tell you I'm sorry I want to hear your gentle voice Hoping that you will say you forgive me I dream of one day,holding you in my arms, That you'll feel my regrets I am truly sorry Can we start it over? What can I do? Life plays a trick on us. Im sorry that I hurt you Words in my heart Yet... I cant say it out.

What The Hell....
Cradle Of Filth Videos | Movie Clips | St. Paul Homes i just woke up to a very rude phone call and i am noooootttttttt toooooooooo happpppyyyyyyyyy > : ( my friend (if you read last night blog hes the one that wanted to move in) calls me, wakes me up to ask me if I COULD LOAN HIM 5 DOLLARS! at this point i am not in a good mood grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *screams* sorry everyone but i hope everyone has a good day

Happy Thanksgiving
HEY YALL OUTLAW ANGEL AND I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT WE ARE DOING OK I MIGHT BE OUT OF MISSION FOR A BIT DUE TO HAVING PC PROBLEMS AT HOME BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I AM OK. LOVE YOU ALL TAKE CARE AN GOD BLESS LOVE YA BUNCHES! PINK & ANGEL

Try This Again
OK COUNTDOWN FOR THE CONTEST I AM IN HAS BEGUN...CONTEST ENDS WEDNESDAY AT NOON AND I STILL NEED COMMENTS/RATES ON MY PIC...IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME CLICK ON PIC AND COMMENT ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN...FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED ME I APPRECIATE IT AND YOU WILL EITHER BE MENTIONED IN THE BLAST THAT I WIN OR THE VIP IF I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO TRADE..YOU WILL BE GETTING LOTS OF 11'S FROM ME...PLEASE JUST CLICK THE PIC AND HELP OUT A FRIEND...PEACE TO YA!

Quickies From Vicky
Quick blog cause i cant wrap my mind on how i feel Basi-Cali.. I said in my last blog: "Please god let caleb get kicked outta daycare ... He did.. kinda i got the call in stats class. I had my test scheduled at 11. at 11 i was calmin down a 3 year old. I wasnt going to take him home. I decided i am NOT going to take him home. when this happens Ne way. Test rescheduled for tomorrow am. Which is ok cause i get more time to learn the material Bad cause i am gonna waste another 20 bucks (dont ask) to do an all nighter) Just here for a blog or 2... dont get mad if i dont im anyone right back.. goto get my head in the game

For U
1. whats ur goal in life 2. who would u marrie 3. are u an honest persone 4. what would u like to be doing 5. if some one said to u that u won a million bucks what would u do or say 6. what ur fav color 7. whats the one thing u love the most in ur life 8. if u had a chance to have me for 1 nights 2 nights 3 nights 4 nights 5 for good 9. whats ur most wildest fantasy u ever wanted 10. do u like the fu 11. is this annoying u ok ok i know whats with the questions, well i actualy would like to know u better and plus im curious to see what answers there is so if u pls answer them for me and ill give love to ur page

A True Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

The Call And My Day Today
i answered the phone yesterday to who i thought was going to be my oldest daughter. i spent quite a while having a conversation with my 1 and 1/2 year old grandson. he was very excited about something. suddenly he just hung up. i waited a while and called back. my daughter answered and i told her i had had a very interesting call. she about died laughing when i told her he had called. my grandson loves to talk on the phone. he got the phone on another occassion and called the police. the only way they found out was because the police came to their house. it turns out he decided to talk to grandma because mom was busy with the laundry...lol. today is going to be pretty wasted. i have yet another appointment because of my health and i already know how the appointment is going to go. i think i'm just going to write out the entire situation so i can walk in, hand it to them and tell them i'm not interested in wasting my time so they can just read the short novel instead. i hope

Things I Like Or Wish For
Things I like or WIsh for I am kinda tired of ppl asking me "SO what do u want for CHRISTMAS"? My answer is always the same "I DONT KNOW! U dont have 2 get me ne thing or get me something from the heart!" Then I get "I wanna get u something u like" SO to make this easier on EVERYONE who ask me..... I like 1. daggers/cool small knife for my pocket/sword (but have no place 2 put a sword till i get my own place) 2.Pillows (decoration oir a nice pattern etc (i hate the colors green unless its dark green, orange, yellow n pink..now if its in scenery cool) 3. Sweaters are ok i need for winter 4. Love from my family n friends 5. I love books by stephen king, anne rice, horror novels, 6. pretty blank journal with nice design or pattern. 7. IM A WICCAN (enough said) 8. i love dragons, anything with amethyst, egyptian, indian or wiccan 9. anything unique. But anything that comes from the heart i will love regardless cant think of ne thing else lol w

Special Love
You wait your entire life for that special love. Then it is unreachable. Perhaps because of fear, perhaps because of circumstances or perhaps because of love itself. A special love that leaves an emptiness within you if you cannot hear the other person's voice. But that makes you feel whole again with one gentle hello A special love of longing night after night for just the sight of them. or just the feeling of knowing that they may care too. A love that you know in this lifetime you will never feel again. Nor would ever want to feel again, if it brings you this much pain not to have it. That deep within your soul your love is the same as mine. We belong together. We need each other to make our lives complete. My only one My treasured one My special love.

So True And Yet It Happens Daily!
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pre

I Wanna Tell You
I Wanna Tell You....... I wanna feel you breathe, I wanna see you smile, I wanna hold you but not too tight, I wanna whisper in your ear those words you wanna hear, I wanna tell you that I love YOU! I do L O V E YOU! I wanna kiss your lips so tenderly, I wanna nibble on your ear and you nibble mine. I wanna caress your skin with mine, I wanna feel your tongue, touch it with mine, I wanna hear you say you love me too, I wanna see you smile. I wanna feel your breath and you feel mine. I wanna kiss you body and you kiss mine. I wanna make love to you for a long long time. I wanna touch you all over. I wanna hold you and not let go. I wanna run my fingers through your hair and yours through mine. I wanna see the twinkle in your eyes. I wanna dance in the moonlight under the stars with you. I wanna share a rainbow and make a wish. I wanna love you all over. I wanna please you for eternity. I wanna see you smile. I wanna share your dreams and you share mine.

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note onthe door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a roc

Love Me For Me
Can you ever love me for me? For the me that I am true and true Can you love me with my imperfections? Can you see me as I am and not as what you want me to be? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that makes mistakes and speaks without thinking Can you love me even when I am unreasonable? Can you see me as I am and not for the Angel you seek? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that cries when a stranger child is hurt Can you love me when I am sad without me having a reason to be? Can you see me as I am not as what I once was? Can you ever love me for me?

For A Moment
I feel so vulnerable without your presence I need your strong arms to hold me tight and gives me strength, to continue walking, this long and weary road. I feel lost without your eyes, nothing seems to be right. I need your love, to shelter me against, the cold winds, that blows fiercely, taking with it, what was near me I feel lonely without you. There is no one else close for me to lean on. I want to feel your beating heart, to be held in your arms loved by your kisses To never be departed from you body and soul For a moment in time, I wished time was frozen at the day when I was in your arms. And never will I feel this loneliness and despair With you by my side. I MISS YOU

A Grand
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in,orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She

Children
You spend years trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you are both breathless. They crash ... they hit the roof ... you patch, comfort and assure them that someday they will fly. Finally, they are airborne. They need more string, and you keep letting it out. They tug, and with each twist of the twine, there is sadness that goes with joy. The kite becomes more distant, and you know it won't be long before that beautiful creature will snap the lifeline that binds you together and will soar as meant to soar ... free and alone. Only then do you know that you have done your job.

Another Contest
Yep, I'm doing another one, copy/paste the link and participate! (And repost) THANKS! xo http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1147251&albumid=687635&i=673443952 CONTEST START DATE IS THE 20TH OF NOVEMBER AND WILL GO TIL THANKSGIVING. PRIZES ARE 1ST 70,000 FU-BUX 2ND 35,000 FU-BUX 3RD 25,000 FU-BUX 4TH 15,000 FU-BUX RULES 1. COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE TO ENTER CONTEST 3. NO BASHING OTHER CONTESTANTS...IF YOU DO YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED 4. MUST BE YOU IN THAT PICTURE SEND PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME AND I'LL DECIDE ON IF YOU'RE IN OR OUT. B¨´ l¨¢i ¨¥n @ fubar

Lettin Go
To let go doesn't mean to stop caring; It means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off... It's the realization that I can't control another... To let go is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try and change or blame another, I can only change myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own outcomes. To let go is not to be protective, It is to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold, or argue, but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires, but to take each day a

Prints
Whatever our hands touch - We leave fingerprints! On walls, on furniture On doorknobs, dishes, books. There's no escape. As we touch we leave our identity. Wherever I go today Help me leave heartprints! Heartprints of compassion Of understanding and love. Heartprints of kindness And genuine concern. May my heart touch a lonely neighbor Or a runaway daughter Or an anxious mother Or perhaps an aged grandfather. Send me out today To leave heartprints. And if someone should say, "I felt your touch," May they also sense the love that is deep within my heart.

No One
Fuck that not anymore... never again... will anyone see the side me of the is stupid and weak i feel for you... and u turn me way i am so sick of opening myself up to anyone i am not even broken havent even been put back together even if i wasnt im not giving u that satisfaction how can i let u go when ur the only one who comes back... i gave you all of me you threw me away thats okay! it was my fault i am the stupid one for ever thinking anyone could ever want me... my soul is empty....

Can You Handle It?
Its a rainy stormy day and your in your studio making some music. I am making a road trip and decide to stop by your place. U don't know I'm coming and I want to surprise you. I'm wearing a raincoat and decide to stop by the local victorias secret and pick up something special. I change into a lace babydoll in the car and put the raincoat back on. I drive to your place and see the lights on. I knock a few times but you are in your zone and don't hear. I try the door handle and to my surprise its open...as if you were waiting for me 2 arrive. I creep in the house and slowly shut the door and lock it. I hear you downstairs and the music you are trying to create. I smile knowing that the music will only get better once my raincoat is off and I'm in your arms. I slowly make my way downstairs, letting the music be my guide. I enter the room and ur back is to me. I smile as I see ur eyes r closed and ur tuned into the beautiful notes floating across the room from your keyboard. I only hope y

This Is My Life
A Bereaved Parents Wish List 1. I wish my child hadn't died. I wish I had him back. 2. I wish you wouldn't be afraid to speak my child's name. My child lived and was very important to me. I need to hear that he was important to you also. 3. If I cry and get emotional when you talk about my child I wish you knew that it isn't because you have hurt me. My child's death is the cause of my tears. You have talked about my child, and you have allowed me to share my grief. I thank you for both. 4. I wish you wouldn't "kill" my child again by removing his pictures, artwork, or other remembrances from your home. 5. Being a bereaved parent is not contagious, so I wish you wouldn't shy away from me. I need you now more than ever. 6. I need diversions, so I do want to hear about you; but, I also want you to hear about me. I might be sad and I might cry, but I wish you would let me talk about my child, my favorite topic of the day. 7. I know that you think of and pray for me o

Erotic
I want you to slowly undress me I want to feel you touch me To run your hands down my body Down my sides, backward to my ass Slowly moving up again over my tummy Making your way to my breasts Cupping them, running your fingers over my nipples Feeling them harden like little pebbles I want you to kiss me gently on my lips Moving your mouth across my cheek, Slowly planting butterfly kisses as you move over to my neck I want you to kiss my neck, feel me shiver Feel my nipples getting even harder I want you to move your mouth across my throat Planting butterfly kisses all the way Moving downward – over my collar bone to my breasts I want you to kiss each breast gently, softly Taking each nipple between your lips, in your mouth Running your tongue over each of them and biting them gently Making me shiver with ecstasy, with longing I want you to slowly move me towards the bed To lay me down gently on my back To come lay beside me Look into my eyes as you run your

Look Here!
If you are going to add me as a friend... PLEASE RATE MY PICS AND LEAVE THEM COMMENTS. I mean damn...come on! I know I am not ugly for god sakes!!! Nor am I pushy but this shit is getting unreal with adding people who dont bother to talk to you or rate ure pics and leave ya comments! It gets a lil up setting to some people ya know? Anyways....I am going to go find something to here and please rate me pics n stuff, thats all I ask when adding me as a friend..I dont have alot anyways!! The more you rate and comment the more pics I can add REMEMBER THAT! I might add a few body pics. Maranda

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The Sisterhood Is Rockin' The Fu!
™A new Club for Females Only!™ Just go to the blog... http://fubar.com/blog/154641/607971 Leave a message, such as; "I'm In"! Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. You should rate, fan, and add all sisters. You should be at least a level 5 to join. No salute pic is necessary but you should have at least one pic of yourself so we know what you look like. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Sisters Please Repost!

Hello Out In Kiev
To everyone out in never never land.. Hello!! I do hope things are well with everybody out there. I have one more week in Kiev. I also have a case of the stomach flu. That's what I get for cooking bad sausage at the apartment. Besides the feeling of midgets with asian knifes dancing in my stomach I am doing okay. I just hope everyone else is doing fine out where you live!! Take care, Jer

Story Behind The Killa Pussy Name
My friend gave me the name Killa Pussy awhile ago. She says that foreplay now requires heart paddles and epi shots in my life. All of this is simply because my ex had a heart attack while we were having sex....he did live through it. Then I broke both of my vibes. Hey what can I say?

Quote Of The Day.. Lol
"Will you stop at words or will you follow through with deeds?" Are you the type of person that likes to talk a big talk about changing something or how our Government is run, but you sit on your butt and do nothing about it? It takes Patriots to change things, those willing to sacrifice their lives and homes to accomplish victory in the face of over whelming odds. Just a thought for today!

The Genie Has Been Released
***Blog Disclaimer*** This blog is no shape or form directed toward anyone. If you happen to think that it is, it's your own guilt eating at you...*** This is something that's been in there for the past 7 years... I have things going through my head that I need to get out. Some days I wish that my brain was like a computer that I could just simply delete out what I don't want there. But I know that I can't, so I just block them and bottle them up. It's time the genie came out. I am so sick of being bottled up. I hate seeing you like this. You should not let anyone treat you this way. If he cares as he says he does, then he should let everyone know. I think that he has a hidden agenda. He's using you. He's made you cry, he's made you sad. No one should make you feel that way and you know it. You know what it feels like to be loved, wanted, needed, and desired. You remember those feelings. Don't settle for someone that makes you feel the way you do. He's only out for himsel

Yes....we Have A Ghost!
It is Monday morning and it was nice sleeping in but what is funny is I can't really sleep in! I wake up at 5:00 because I have to go to the bathroom and then go back to sleep for maybe an hour. I have never been one that could sleep in past 7-8. I don't know how people do it and sleep until noon! To me it is wasting your day. Something very funny happened last night. Peter and I went to sleep around 10pm. At 10:44 our light turned on, then off and then on and stayed on. It woke us up needless to say. I looked at him and said "what the fuck?" The light is by remote and was on my bedside table next to me. It was Barney. Barney is our ghost. Yes, we have a ghost. A lot of you may not believe in them and it took my husband a long time to believe that we had one but they do exist! Barney likes to play pranks. Why he wanted to turn on our lights on us is a question? I wondered if he was trying to get our attention for something. Like Anthony sneaking out at night or so

Beowolf
OMG they have really messed up a two thousnad yaer old poem with this movie they shold have just went ahead and found and desroyed the original writings what a complet was of time and money if you are going to make a movie about a legdand at laest do it right and go by the damn story i can belive they done that grrrrr

A Lunch Farewell
I am heading to Eugene Oregon where I am taking a colleague out to lunch. Wednesday is his last day with the association and I missed his going away party last Friday so I promised to take him out to lunch today. I will also be collecting some things from him because I will also be doing some of his duties for awhile until someone is hired to take his place. So... I am off for a 75 mile drive. Later!!!!

Vermont Tree Cut Out For Capitol Appearance
Published: Saturday, November 17, 2007 By John Curran The Associated Press A55-foot balsam fir that will serve as the official Christmas tree of the U.S. Capitol was harvested Friday in Somerset, beginning a 10-day tour that will stop at veterans' hospitals, soldiers' homes and museums en route. "It looked the best; it was full; it was tall enough. It was just right," said Kristi Ponozzo, a spokeswoman for Green Mountain National Forest, where it was cut down. The 44-year-old tree, chosen in August by U.S. Capitol horticulturist Theodore Bechtol, was felled and prepared for shipping in a festive, hour-long ceremony trimmed with traditional yuletide touches. Snow fell lightly, a 60-voice Castleton State College choir caroled and a Calvin Coolidge impersonator addressed more than 250 people -- including Olympic snowboarding champion Hannah Teter -- who gathered in a muddy clearing deep in the forest to watch the harvesting. "It's a tree that will bring a piece of Ver

Being Sick All The Time From My Son....
My son is new to goin to school & leavin the house. SO he is gettin everything that is goin around.. So Dad, son, & me all r gettin it. It's not fun. Thanks to me on Dec. 5th he is doto get a flu shot... I have to go get one also.... R any of u all like this? Thanks for listenin to me. Have a wonderfull day..... Thanks, Michelle

The First And Last Day...(i Hope)
Well where to begin...let's see. Most of you already know me, and read alot of my other blogs, I've decided to start writing a few from time to time again...Starting with Day 1. Day 1 consists of my first day of NO SMOKING...that's right today November 19th, 2007 I am quitting smoking. I have been smoking since i was 15...so, 18 years of putting toxic shit in my system has now come to a hault. I joined a program called stopstudy...it helps you quit smoking and if need be councils you too. They also sent me the patch (Nicoderm) for 10 weeks, which includes all 3 steps. Anyways i won't make this too long, even though it's long enough as it is...Hope everyone that reads this has a wonderful day :) p.s I still like boobs alot..

Wrong-way Driver Kills Swanton Teen, Police Say
COLCHESTER -- A Swanton teenager died early Saturday morning when the car in which he was riding was struck by another driving in the wrong direction on Interstate 89 by a man who allegedly admitted to police that he had come from a local bar. Vermont State Police said Nicolas Fournier, 18, of Swanton died on impact as the result of internal injuries from the crash, which occurred shortly after midnight. Fournier, a 2007 graduate of Missisquoi Union Valley High School, ran cross country and played baseball and basketball for the school. Police arrested Shawn Burritt, 32, of Jericho on several charges. Trooper Michelle LeBlanc said they included driving under the influence for the fourth time with death resulting; leaving the scene of an accident; driving with a suspended license; violating conditions of release; and grossly negligent operation. Burritt remained jailed at the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington late Saturday on $100,000 cash bail

When A Real Woman Loves A Military Man
When a woman loves a military man... 1.) If she wasn't emotional before, that is all about to change. 2.) You getting a higher rank could just mean an automatic free lay. 3.) Get her a pair of dog tags, ASAP, This is crucial, she will never take them off. 4.) Most of the time, you losing reception during training is your fault. (Though, she will eventually understand) 5.) Most of the time, everything is your fault. (This especially goes for when she is pregnant) 6.) She WILL start talking like your guys and you talk, including using your last names. 7.) Her patriotism could out-do most of your men... she will be proud... VERY PROUD. 8.) Be Ready: your car will end up with a yellow ribbon magnet or an "I LOVE MY _____" sticker eventually. (if you have separate cars, hers will DEFINITLY have these) 9.) She will most likely need a pair of dog tags to hang from the car's rear view mirror. (see 3) 10.) Every week she'll have "another song" that makes her thi

New Bad Virus
BAD Virus --CNN announced -- Snopes confirms as real. Here is a link to the snopes page: http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee . This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automaticall y to all contacts on your list with the title: 'You've received a Post Card from a Family member'. As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl alt delkeys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast by CNN.

Think
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me. All my love, Michael

Why Is It When Your All Most Home The Army Extends Your Stay ?
well ppl an friends i was do home in jan.5th but some how i got fcked again.it sure is nice to knw the us gov can do what ever they want when a war is going on. but when we come home from the war does the gov. give a fck any more about us hell no kick us to the crub like an old used up dog. well im here to tell all my friends an give them my word i will be comeing home in one pice to see them an hang out an what ever. much love from iraq .

Against My Religion
Okay, so atheism isn't a religion. Still, I guess I should make clear as we approach the Thanksgiving holiday and then Christmas that I refuse to pay attention to any of the religious bullshit that comes out of peoples' mouths this time of year. Don't get me wrong, I think people are entitled to freedom in their religious choices. If you want to go to church every day, more power to you. If you want to wait until you're married before you fuck, fine. If you own a business and you don't want to be open on Sunday, whatever. Here's where I get irritated. Two of those things were actually passed into law at one point or another. I'm sure that the religious folks in this country would make daily church attendance the law if they could get away with it, but at one time fornication was illegal and we still have blue laws. I don't mind people deciding to do these things as a personal choice, but I'll be damned if I'm going to observe their ideas as law. You, me, every body, i

Joke
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!" The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!" Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat,and tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the donuts!"

Maybe
~*~MAYBE~*~ Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meetingthe right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we willknow how to be grateful for that gift.Maybe. . it is true that we don't know what we have until we loseit, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missinguntil it arrives.Maybe . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the bestof everything; they just make the most of everything that comes alongtheir way.Maybe . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgottenpast; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you letgo of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches.Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where youwant to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and onechance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.Maybe . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- aparent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your friend/boyfriend -- -- so muchthat

Send Out A Christmas Card To A American Soldier
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Aven ue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 pass it on

Heads Up
ok last night alot of things happened on her and at home so ..ive desided i need to stepped away from here 4 awhile .... really not sure if i will be back at all but if i do ....i'm going leave the account open b/c i can't deleted it b/c a great friend got me a vip ....i love you all and really will miss you ya'll hugs and kisses to all evonne

Take Me
just a touch makes me shiver your words make me weak, i cant breathe why did you never tell me these words that now flow so freely from your mouth that sweet mouth i wish to taste again begging me to let you touch me feel you deep inside me craving you more than i ever thought i could those times we shared making me scream in ecstasy your fingers explore my body your tongue reaching places i never thought possible telling me your deepest fantasy making me wet with anticipation your eyes showing me your enjoyment as i please you take me there again one more time to heaven again as you make me cum over and over again I'm not sure if I can surrender so soon! Bring me down, toss me around, seductively, productively, you know you want, and so you taunt, I don't know if I can even go on! You're just too much...

Most Functional Word In The English Language
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ

Dont Save Me Off Solo Album
Don't Save Me A couple beers and a remote control, another day at work has taken its toll on me. Out the window there’s a moonlit sky, not yet September and the branches sigh, it’s gonna be an early fall, feels like I nearly lost it all. I fought a war against the hands of time, during my childhood I lost my mind on me. Out the window there’s an open door, don’t know why I haven’t looked before. It’s gonna be an early fall, feels like I nearly lost it all, So don’t save me, just help me get by; just help me, I don’t know why. Friends and neighbours don’t understand the pain, they don’t ask me so I don’t explain about me. It’s strange to have so much and feel alone, hey man the phone’s for you, well I’m not home. It’s gonna be an early fall, feels like I nearly lost it all. So don’t save me, just help me get by; just help me, I don’t know why. I’m just another victim of the everyday too. I put my beer down and I choose to fall, jump from the building and forget you all

It Is No Different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Didnt Write This But I Agree
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THIS IS ONLINE THAT PEOPLE DONT HAVE REAL FEELINGS......THAT THEY CANT BE REALLY HURT BY YOUR ACTIONS OR LACK THERE OF....... YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE WITH THE SAME RESPECT, CONSIDERATION AND COURTESY THAT YOU DO WITH YOUR OFFLINE FRIENDS.... THE COMPUTER ASPECT OF IT DOESNT MAGICALLY KEEP PEOPLE FROM BEING HURT!!!!!!! ITS LIKE THEY FEEL SINCE THEY DONT HAVE TO LOOK THE PERSON IN THE EYE THEY CAN JUST TREAT THEM ANYWAY THEY FEEL LIKE.. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS THEN PLEASE REPOST AND MAYBE WE CAN GET PEOPLE TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE HOW THEY ARE TREATING PEOPLE THEY CLAIM TO BE "FRIENDS" WITH IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS BULLETIN THEN YOU ARE MOST LIKELY THE TYPE OF PERSON IT IS TALKING ABOUT

Stories Of Old Off Solo Album
Stories Of Old Well, I guess I left myself wide open for the things you say, and I laid out all the problems in your mind. Can we separate the reasons that we think this way, you won’t believe the things you will find inside. The lessons we learn are just the stories of old, we drink from the memories of things we were told. If all of this fails that’s why it’s getting so cold, a common reaction to the days that grow old. So I guess you stalled inside a reason, that you had to fall, another sign that there’s a message in your mind. Can we understand the messes kept behind the wall, you won’t believe all the things you will find inside. The lessons we learn are just the stories of old, we drink from the memories of things we were told. If all of this fails that’s why it’s getting so cold, a common reaction to the days that grow old. Don’t let your mind wander, you must grow stronger, pass along all your memories. People need to learn, and now it seems to be our tur

Dear Life Off Solo Album
Dear Life It’s the colour of my voice, it’s the weight inside my brain; this life was not my choice, will you wash away the stains? If we can only strike the things within our sights, keep your life that simple to make it all seem right And then keep on holding on for dear life, we’re still just holding on for dear life. You’re messing up again, you’ve lost your only friend; things are not so simple, you just can’t seem to win, That’s the way it is and that’s the way it’s been; try to understand it, just where to begin And then keep on holding on for dear life, just keep on holding on for dear life. As long as you’re breathing I will be the air, and after I’m gone you will still feel me there. I can solve all your problems and let you know I care. So you have to make a choice to overcome the pain and listen to the voice to bring about some change, Cause that’s the way it is, and that’s the way it’s been; try to understand it, it’s the only way to win. And keep on ho

What Is This
umm i was just wonering this use to to be cherry tap right ??? what the hell is this another fucking myspace junk site ???? yaaaaay we can get hit on buy lil high school gurls whats wrong with these people ??????

Secure Off Solo Album
Secure We rewind, you hesitate the need to cross the line as I find everything is dense inside your mind. Left behind, running late and stuck inside a bind, don’t be blind, I think you know your methods are so unkind, and I need your kind. Over time I let you see the things I try to hide; read the signs, I think you know you’re really not that blind. We rewind, going over things inside my mind, will you find I think you know your methods are so unkind, and I need your kind. I feel safe in your arms, in your eyes I seem so pure; what I am, what I trust, you just make me feel secure. We’ve both been here before, so let’s settle the score, we know that there’s just no reason to subtract some more. Let’s open the door and see what’s in store, I still don’t think your methods are that kind, and I need your kind. I feel safe in your arms, in your eyes I seem so pure; what I am, what I trust, you just make me feel secure.

Once Again Off Solo Album
Once Again Why can’t she understand even a simple thread? Common sense is in demand but there’s something wrong with her head. Misunderstanding things again, she reaches for anything, Still wondering what might have been, but the sound is deafening. Once again she pretends the time is now to make her stance; once again she pretends she won’t allow her will to bend. She’s holding out her hands, clutching on the thread, Common sense is in demand, but there’s something wrong with her head. She needs another plan to accomplish anything, it’s time to make a stand but the sound is deafening. Once again she pretends the time is now to make her stance; once again she pretends she won’t allow her will to bend. Well, she’s so sick and tired of feeling sick and tired.

Your Own Medicine Off Solo Album
Your Own Medicine You’re always in somebody’s business, why does my life seem to mean less On most days you’re causing problems, well, it won’t faze my final decisions, That’s why I’ve learned to block you out. Well, I wish you’d let me live my life my way, I’m not about to change a single thing. If you can’t accept the things that people say, how about a taste of your own medicine? You make up so many stories; just wake up, your life is boring. We don’t need a damn thing from you, can’t you see they’re sick of it too? That’s why I’ve learned to block you out. Well, I wish you’d let me live my life my way, I’m not about to change a single thing. If you can’t accept the things that people say, how about a taste of your own medicine? You can’t ruin my life, make up the reasons you try, you bring about such strife, I can’t believe you know why, So just back way off, I’m not the one who’s jaded, you need to back way off, things are not so complicated.

Wrong Off Solo Album
Wrong The distance we’ve created is just inside, an overwhelming pressure to run and hide. The promises we’ve made have become a lie, there’s nothing we can change that’ll make it right. We’ve lost the motivation to cross the line, remember how you faded the hands of time. Anything that can go wrong has its way of going wrong. How can we rewrite this song when our conscience had been so corrupted for so long? All caught up in the drama that’s been your life, still broken by the question of how and why, It’s no mistake that you’ve given up inside, you’ve got to find the strength left in you to try. Anything that can go wrong has its way of going wrong. How can we rewrite this song when our conscience had been so corrupted for so long? How much longer will you push to aggravate the times you should…?

All My Life Off Solo Album
All My Life There’s been an awful lot of talk these days about the damage that’s been done and all the things that I say. I stand tall and accept the blame, if it’ll make it any easier to walk away (from us). I never tried to bring out any pain but the situation doesn’t seem to lead to gain, So how do I compromise when I see the degradation that’s inside your eyes? But you don’t even know my name. I’ve waited all my life to find a way to stop you as you’re walking by, But you never saw the signs shouting out for you to not leave me behind. I never shied away from the light, I’ve never been the kind of person to avoid a fight, So why won’t you realise there’s a reason I’m continuing to fantasise (about us)? I think about you every day, it’s the only thing that seems to melt the pain away, So why can’t you realise there’s a feeling that I feel when I look in your eyes? But you don’t even know my name. I’ve waited all my life to find a way to stop you as you’re walking

Altercation Off Solo Album
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10 Scientific Reasons To Have Sex
10 scientific reasons to have sex Emailed by Dr. Azfar Hussain from Karachi, Pakistan 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle

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He wakes in the morning, And his first thought is her, As he reaches and grabs that pillow, Where she used to lay her head. He can still smell the sweet perfume Of the one he love without question. He used to lay and see her sleeping face, And know that he was in her dreams. As the days came and went, He watched as her dreams changed. He'd roll to see her face in the night, And she would be gone. He couldn't believe that the love that he once gave, Would be left behind. How could a woman do that to a man who gave all he had to give, But it wasn't good enough for her to stay. His sleepless eyes shed tears for her, And his arms, they ache to hold her again. Alas, he know that will never happen, And he hears his son stirring in the next room, As he passes pictures of her in the hall, He wonders how could she just up and leave This precious child behind. He sits on the floor in the darkness And wipes away his tears-- He puts a gentle loving hand on the back of his

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Merry xmas! Well lets try this a different way. No one seems to understand the fact that we own a store, in washington dc. And we bought a ton of over stock. And want to get rid of it, and be santa's little helpers. So we are offering, to sell some of our stuff to our great friends on here! We disappeared for a while, to get our life together, and open our store. Eventually we're going to go online and make a website and everything. What we have a lot of is : xbox 360's with 2 games and 2 controllers for $275.00 shipped to you. ps3 with 2 games, and 2 controllers for 330 shipped to you. A toshiba satellite a135-s7404 for 250 shipped to you Ipod Nano's 3rd generation 4gb and 8gb for 100 shipped to you. And we also have, some dvd's, video games, and digital camera's With every purchase, you recieve an apple ipod nano 2nd generation FREE! I do not charge for shipping, and i provide insurance on every package. Contact me for more details. Everything is BRAND

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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of

Round 1
Deep lustful thoughts, Running through my veins. Yearning for your touch, Hungering for the pain! Surrendering my body to you, Seek and you shall find. Explicit images of you, Invading my mind. Throw me down and take me, Don't listen if I say no. This is all just a game to me. I think you ought to know. All my days and nights, Are filled with dreams of my desire. Remembering your simple touch, Only adding fuel to my fire. Take advantage of me, Make my body scream. Feeling you straddled between my thighs, All your motions sending chills down my spine. Electricity runs through me, A current I am unable to control. You're penetrating me so deeply, I feel you raping my soul! My nails etch into your back, With each thrust you enter deeper. My body has never been so vulnerable, My senses have always been weaker. You push me down to taste you, Enticing my lips and my tongue. Energy surges through you, I think you're about to cum. Explosions

Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t