You know you ghetto when
Your best sets of glasses came with jelly or pickles in them
You gotta tv that works sitting on top of a tv that dont
Your idea of a jacuzzi is your family piling in the bathtub an farting
You buy a dress to front for the night and return it the next day
You got hair down to your ankles when the day before you had a fade
When your grill is the most expensive thing you own
When you car cost 1,200 but your beat and rims cost 12,000
When you know good kool aid has so much sugar in it that it stops dissolving and sits at the bottom of the jar
When you got 3 babies born within a week of each other
Your source is income is making babies
You gotta $35,000 car and stay with ya mama
ok thats just part 1 with more to come...feel free to add your own if you wish in a comment...and im out