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1. So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... When I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed And you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends. 4. You've announced that you're gay, Won't that be a laugh, When they find out you're one Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it.... She moved in with me 7. You totaled your car... And can't remember why... Could it have been... That case of Bud Dry? 8. To my ex on Valentines Day After all these years I am still missing you But my aim is getting better ____________ _________ _________ _________
I Am A Scorpio
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at
Convents To Convict
Convents to Convict From contemplation to conviction Vows to valleys of addiction From bells to cells Heaven to hell each woman has a story to tell Choices to voices coming to call influencing the life of us all Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Love to love, lust to lust Religiously in habit clothed Virtues to vices loathed Pray to Jesus who has risen free us from this awful prison
Re: One More Time - I'm Speechless - This Picture Speaks Vol
RE: One More Time - I'm speechless - this picture speaks vol ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 13 Nov 2007, 15:43 RE: One More Time - I'm speechless - this picture speaks vol Tuesday, November 13, 2007 I'm speechless - this picture speaks volumes Edited on Mon Nov-12-07 03:47 PM by shance I guess the rich, privileged, draft dodging Yale and Harvard boys have had enough of all the "free speech garbage" , I guess because people are beginning to wake up to who the real enemies are.Look at the men being arrested - men who fought and sacrificed in a war, unlike the Yale/Harvard boys who did everything they could to avoid active duty. Ironically now the ones who were used by the good ole rich boys are now the ones being arrested for protesting what we all should be protesting.Oh and Happy Veteran's Day.....The article:More than a dozen members of an antiwar veterans group we
Alert Alert!!! The Media Has Gone Too Far!!! Spread!!!
ALERT ALERT!!! THE MEDIA HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! SPREAD!!! Thanks to Rebels of America Glen Beck and the other power-hungry neocons saw November 5th has a chance to attack Ron Paul and his supporters and now they're hiding under the guise of "terrorism" so that they can infringe upon their civil liberties and label them terrorists. Next thing you know it they'll be calling our founding fathers terrorists for writing the constitution of the United States of America. Folks, it is time to wake up before they start arresting us for voting for candidates like DR. Paul. Please email Glen Beck and demand him to apologize for his ignorant statement about Ron Paul and his freedom message. First they laughed at us. Then they ridiculed us. Now they're attacking us. It is time to stand up if you still want to live in a free country. Rebels of America
Good Ole Boys Helping Out At The Farm
A president of his homeowners association in a Dallas, Texas suburb was having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community. The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either. So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The 'Inner Neighborhood Services' group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and 'police' the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They bought nav
This Must Happen If Ron Paul Is Going To Win
This must happen if Ron Paul is going to win Check out item #5 on how to become a delegate. Source: ###
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Read At Your Own Risk!!
Twist and turn in the night we go. Not sure where we'll be. Dance with me baby,and life will end. Twist and turn in the night we go. See light in the dark of the soul.Twist and turn in the night we go. Who'll find your empty heart when the dance ends. Twist and turn in the night. Watch as I rip your heart out. Twist and turn in the night. When you dance with me you lose your self. Twist and turn in the night. Watch as I sit you on flight. Twist in turn in the night we go. Watch as your life becomes mine. Twist and turn in the night we go. For the night is my home. Twist and turn in the night we go. Fall for the daughter of the night. Hehehehehe!:)
By Popular Demand
As I been over whelmed by the response of making License's , and Trading Cards many of you have asked " well what about an NSFW Card " ? So, by popular demand I started to make them. Please note and be advised that these cards are not viewable by no means when i post them in my NSFW Cards Folder , so plzz do not request to see them by no means. And the reason i say this , it is to respect ppl's privacy on your part and especially theirs and mine. If you would like any of my cards made for you , plzz contact me via Fubar mail. I would also like to thank all the beautiful and great ppl I have met on here , and also thank everyone who has rated my pics and showed all the luv...So for all you beautiful ladies , lots of hugs and kisses , and guys...well..high fives huh , ^5'
Mean Moms....
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved yo
I Dont Know What I Am Doing
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To Lonely!!!!!!!!!
Here I am all alone!!!! But am I really???? No I have my family and a few real ture good friends. Do not get me wrong. I love my family and friends. But It just is not the same as haveing your husband cose to you to love you. I do get to see and talk to him. But it still is not the same as haveing him there with you. Some people know what I am talking about!!! It will soon be 4 months on the 26 th of November that we have been apart. I am not to start dateing or even try to be with another man. I have been praying and haveing the hope that we will be together again. My heart is heavy with the love that I have to give this man. I know what went wrong , and I have been working on not letting that ever happen again!! I have , I think proved that much???? I sometimes think and wonder what else do I have to do????? I have waited and gave him time to himself.Out of the times we have been apart I belive that we have talked and seem each other 4 maybe 13 times . God are you out there???
My Frist One Hugssss
This is my very first bulletin/pimpout ever and I would like for all my friends, family and fans to please show your love to my fu daughter Kim. She is a great person and an awesome friend. All love will be returned most def! Thanks to all that show your love, This Pimpout Has Been Brought To You All By... ~*Bik??Ldy ?yd?s Alon? ®™*~@ fubar (repost of original by '~*BikΞЯLdy ЯydΞs AlonΞ ®™*~' on '2007-11-13 15:35:46')
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Prayer For The Dying
Fearless people, Careless needle. Harsh words spoken, And lives are broken. Forceful ageing, Help me i'm fading. Heaven's waiting, It's time to move on. Crossing that bridge, With lessons i've learned. Playing with fire, And not getting burned. I may not know what you're going through. But time is the space, Between me and you. Life carries on... it goes on. Just say die, And that would be pessimistic. In your mind, We can walk across the water. Please don't cry, It's just a prayer for the dying. I just don't know what's got into me. Been crossin' that bridge, With lessons i've learned. Playing with fire, And not getting burned. I may not know what you're going through, But time is the space, Between me and you. There is a light through that window ...light through that window... Hold on say yes, while people say no Life carries on I'm crossing that bridge, With lessons i've learned.... I'm playing with fire, And not getting burned
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My Neck Op
i just thought id let everyone know who was asking how my op went i got the all clear,which is the only good ns i have had today (i feel like the english weather miserable)
The Crowning Of The Witches
The Crowning of the Witches The dawn had arisen with the brilliance of a thousand watts of light through the smallest pin hole in the blinds on the bedroom window. Right in my eye with a piercing glow enough to cause a migraine headache big enough to make the sanest person crazy. It seemed to relentlessly follow my every effort to block it out. I threw my covers off and moaned the obsinaties of a woman not ready to start her hum drum life that morning. I was not for sure why I was even making an effort to wake up or even rise out of bed. Since I lost my job I just haven’t had the will to go on with my life or even just go about the days. I get up, clean the house, go online and send resumes to every job I see weather it interests me or not it is a job and a paycheck, then if I have the gas I get me ass out on the road with resumes in one hand and high hopes in the other. Smiling at every one I shake hands with and try to kiss ass just enough to get hired but not fucked over. And go
They said I would always have a home I can't go back I can't go home My life is too shattared No one can fix I swore I'd never do this again I'm trying to find something inside To ease my troubled mind And now here I am Praying for forgiveness I can see you Standing on the other side I try to move But become farther Baby, it's a heavy load I'm praying so hard for forgiveness That I might not get Digging deeper to find hope To lead me away I can't go back I can't go home.
See Blog For Topic
I was born and raised around the Kansas City area in both states. I was a loner as a kid and I am still trying to pull out of it. I don't have money but I live with it. I don't like being walked over so don't try. I may not have completed collage but i know what i'm talking about. I left collage to raise my son who was just born two months ago. I love playing games so if your bored and I'm online then I would be glad to play a game of fruit mix-up or something else. If I missed something you think i should add to this or wish to know more then leave a comment or shout at me. P.S. this is not school or english class so i really don't give a danm about spelling and grammer so dont bring it up.
Pirate Laws!
A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map. Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand. Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out. Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum. When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold. A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying. No pirate shall discuss his feelings, unless his feelings include gutting a ma
Hes A Real Live Stalker Girls Beware
please watch out all gilrs do not add him hes a stalker and he will stalk u and stalk u he will get your phone number and adress and any info he can get and also fallow u and call u hes a real freak and hes very scary he stalked me and still is so please watch out. his screen name is angelo hes from ohio
About That Time Again
about that time start deleting people that never talk or never on here much....that goes for people in my family too....i know you each have a good reason to be in tired of putn the effort into talkin to you all the time and dont get shit all i can say is nice knowing ya and do what you gotta do..
I Got Jobs
this is for my friends on messengers, i'm currently holding down a few jobs so i'm not gonna be on as much :( i'm also gonna be going to college in alittle bit and am gonna be moving outta town so yeah.....dont wait up for me
I Would Just Like To Say.......
Hello everyone First of all Brian and I would like to thank Everyone for adding us and to everyone that has Rated us so far. Keep it coming guys, if you add, or fan or rate us we will do the same in return. I would like to say that I've just added a really funny video, I hope you guys fine it just has funny as me and Brian did. take care Many thanks Lisa and Brian
My Birthday
Well my birthday is coming up on Nov 23. I will be celebrating alone this year since my wife left me. Hope to find a young lady or ladies playing on cam for my birthday, but I am not counting on it. My yahoo id is yoda_40351 if anyone want to get hold of me.
We Are Home
Well after 4 days of eating hospital food and dealing with the hustle and bustle of the hospital, Ravyn is FINALLY home. Her daddy and I are exhausted, but ever so grateful that she is doing better and back home where she belongs.
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. Obituary Common sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn, and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to dete
What Good Is Love
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now
Sick Of The Shit...
i used to help people in contests and leveling up all the time... havent dun it in awhile and today i did... also posted a bulletin for him, saying that he would give everyone that vote/rated 2000 fuBucks... if u voted/rated, and have not received ur fuBucks yet, i am sorry! i have no damn control over that! maybe he isnt online at the moment. i just know that i wuz tryin to help sum1 and now im gettin shit for sumthin that i have no control over. if u want ur damn fuBucks, i will fuckin give them to u, if its that big a deal... he told me to tell my friends and he would give every1 fuBucks for helping... unless ur bidding on tomorrows spotlight and ur life depends on 2000 fuBucks, get over it! im sure u will get them soon enuff, for fucks sake!
Those Fascist Norwegians.
You can't even binge on Cock Pasta anymore in Norway without being reminded of how terrible it is for you. Fucking fascists.
Nice Toys
My Favorite Song In The World
And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I did it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then h
Just Cause
Just Because Just because one flower is picked from the garden does not mean that, the remaining flowers are any less beautiful Just because one may find love does not mean that other's do not desire or deserved to be loved as well Just because I say goodbye does not mean I want you to go Just because I turn and walk away Does not mean that, I want to leave Just because I am absent from the room does not mean you are absent from my heart Just because I have left does not mean that I shall not return Fore, I shall Just because You've inspired me to Write this peom to you today does not mean that it is only today that you have inspired me Just because you have read these words and now understand how much you mean to me does not mean I have accurately expressed how I truly feel Because there are no words that could truly express how much I love you Just because I have now ended this poem on paper does
Rawr. I have a meeting with the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship tomorrow and I can't find my damn birth certificate. I don't need it, but I want it - just in case. So hopefully at 11:30am tomorrow I will become a permanent resident of Canada =D woooooo
Number "tue" Train
Well I'm back on board, with a second choo-choo 8-p My progression train at the bottom has to be the longest running train in fubar history? huh? whadda ya'll think? So I hope you all have an enjoy about ride on this train, PLEASE remember to go meet at least ONE of these folks, I can only assure you that it wont cost you a dime but its worth the time! I hope this train finds you on track And heading in the right direction! Until tomorrow Choo-Choo The Number 'TUE' Train: The Number 'TUE' Train: Frayed Knot(tm) Alana's been a blessing to meet, Another Mumm bumm (you might notice that a lot from me) Who works hard yet finds the time to always show kindness to her friends Chrissy My hippy friend from wayyyy back (she's an original three diget girl) -meaning her first number was 3 digets,
Can My Words Touch You
Can my words touch you shake you so much you begin to think you shouldn't blink cause you'll miss the passion of my Mental satin smooth & slow allow my flow to saturate inundate satiate I won't hesitate to submerge myself in the tunnels of your mind allow you to relax totally unwind close your eyes feel my fingertips trace the thickness of your lips your senses heighten on every word reading my whispers you'll swear you've heard the sound of my voice felt the slip of my hand invading your thoughts taking command gliding across smooth, soft skin opening your mind letting myself in....
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We Need Help From All
I am begging again, but this time not for myself! I am begging for a team member! Please Help! Combined we all have a great amount of friends on our lists. If we could just get one comment from each we would be good. Can't you spare just a minute to stop in and give up one comment? I am not asking this for myself. I am asking for my team member and all the members that have put such an effort in...HELP ME PLEASE!! One Comment from all, Thats it!! Hugs and Kisses! Oh, also there is a share link to send this to your friends if you can...SHARE THIS BLOG!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL THAT HAVE HELPED!
Would You For Me?
Logs on the fire, soft candles glow, thinking of you, my heart beating slow, a place deep inside me, where no pain can go, a place I can hold you, whenever I need so, the touch of your skin, your warm breath on my cheek, I would walk through the darkness, I would face the unknown, I would die for one moment, with you here with me, I would give everything to be with you, Would You For Me?
In All Our Hearts & Minds Back Home
To every Soldier, Sailor, Warrior and Marine, Your country called and you arrived on the scene! It could be Bagram, Fallujah, Baghdad or Tikrit, Fighting the sand, the grit and my God, the heat! Doing the toughest of jobs that has to be done, And toiling each day in the Middle Eastern sun! In Humvees, Choppers, Personnel Carriers, Tanks Please know that this Grateful Nation says thanks!
Someday Someday Ill learn just who I am.Someday Ill believe I can Endure the obstacles that hinder my plan Someday I wont feel like such a sham Someday Ill hold some kind of clout And not be filled with such self-doubt.Someday I wont feel so much pain And understand the soul Ill gain From every tortured brick Ive lain As I venture to stay sane Though demons continually pick my brain. Someday Ill wipe away the tears Someday Ill prove to all my peers That all my dreams are oh so near Someday my sky will be that clear That I can live without my fears.Someday Ill actually make him proud And bring my head below the clouds.Someday hell see my true self-worth That I deserve to walk this earth. Someday Ill have something to give Someday I will truly live The life that I pray so much forA life filled with so much more Someday Ill Someday
The Marine That Lives Inside Me
From the Day of the Yellow Footprints to the day they fold my flag over my pine box, something inside me was awakened and guided and shaped in ways I cannot truly explain. Some have asked me over the years, or accused me, of having been 'brainwashed' by the Marine Corps. I think brainwashing wears off in time, it's a thin veneer on character that ultimately does not belong and is shed. Instead, I think of it more as the Corps having found something in me, something I always had, and given me possession of a part of myself that most others never even know to look for inside themselves. It is the Marine that lives inside of me. The Corps knew where to look. For over 200 years, they have been digging that building block, that cornerstone, out of reluctant recruits, forcing them to confront that part of themselves that is a protector, a true warrior, a human description of the words 'always faithful'. It is found by tearing down the body and attacking the mental defenses we build around
In The Beginning...
reaching out for you screaming deep inside lost and weary these scars I cannot hide the blood drips staining the floor reaching out for you only needing more tears drip from my eyes and I sleep
Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.
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As We Honor The Veteran
Veterans are easy to recognize By their special swagger And their shattered eyes By the way they stand so tall When the flag is raised And how they bow their head When the Lord is praised. They may have clabbered voices And brown and mottled skin A missing arm or leg or eye But you can see the youth within. What horrors did they see What hell did they endure To keep my flag and liberty secure? What would our nation be like Without veteranssuch as these? Let us remember each of them When we bow our knees And may we give all reverence due To the brave men and women Who defend the Red, White and Blue.
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I Think This About You
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
Funny Stuff
How to know whether or not you are ready to have kids: - Mess Test Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. - Toy Test Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (you may substitute roofing tacks if you wish). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold and take off shoes. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. - Grocery Store Test Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. - Dressing Test Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside. - Feeding Test Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending
My Karma Test..try Yours - Online Karma Test Click Here! Anita, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 12 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.
I Am Begging!
I am begging again, but this time not for myself! I am begging for a team member! Please Help! I have over 7,000 friends on my list. If I could just get one comment from each we would be good. Can't you spare just a minute to stop in and give up one comment? I am not asking this for myself. I am asking for my team member and all the members that have put such an effort in...HELP ME PLEASE!! One Comment from all, Thats it!! Hugs and Kisses! Oh, also there is a share link to send this to your friends if you can...would you share it?..THANK YOU SO MUCH ALL!!
What Is This
What Is This? The face of disappointment reflects back from a blank screen, Faded memories of a love that I had once before seen, Foolish yes, foolish no, never really sure where this person wants to go. I've given my best, I've given my all, and yet in return my heart's left to Fall. A whim and on grace, it's torn from this place that I've hidden before. I can't touch it, can't see it, but please still believe it? What trusts must I be burdened to hold, while my heart grows so cold? No hint of desire, no thoughts to conspire my reverence is forced to behold. Not captive, not free, what place would this be? Not heaven, not earth, not joy and not mirth, Sheer terror and dread whirl 'round in my head. No warm comforting kisses, no "I love you", no "I miss's" Just bleed me, and lead me around on this string, No consequences, no regrets, no thoughts of effects, Nothing, but fading into shadowy absences. What life is this? What place is this? What feeling is
Self Love And Relationships
From: ∞∫Anji∫∞ Date: Nov 13, 2007 1:22 PMIf you wish to read more, add me on myspace! Click the link above to lead you to my personal profile. Actions speak louder than words... always have and always will... Pray you never have to apply these same principals to overcome a denial of love as I have with you... For now who then becomes the fool... I am not a physical desire or pleasure you seek nor conquest, merely a measure of how well you truly know thyself!Everything I have for you, tarnished but never will it fade... by your own record your time has come to pass and there is another, to learn the lesson that I have been sent to teach... Rejected and scorned time and time again, resenting knowledge of what some cannot see for themselves until it is too late... One day you will be the one to ask why.... and how... Just as others before trial and tribulate... One day you will truly understand... today is not that day!Until you bring it unto your self, it is
Fuckin Weird.....
Had this great camera, a Sony Cybershot W5 I received as a gift for doing rep work for Sony. But apparent, it and all the rechargeable batteries I've accumulated for it, all died at the same time. In the same week, I discovered that about 90% of my slides in the crawlspace were all fucked up by heat..... Ooookay? I'm not sure if someone's trying to tell me something or not, but they can stick their message up their ass. I'm gettin another digi camera when I can afford it. Can't help it, I love photography. One day I want to do an abstract monochrome project with the female body. You know, lots of intersecting lines and curves. Maybe a couple girls with tattoos? I've always had a great artistic love of the female body. I really wanted to get some fall pics with all the colors but it doesn't look like I'll be doing that. Oh well... BTW, I've loaded some of my photography at my myspace page, which is in my profile here.
I was dreaming the other night and I'm not sure what it was about but in my dream my older brother cut into it and told me he has cancer. It was only for maybe 3 seconds but its been bothering me ever since.
Help Her Please!
Hey Everyone! My friend here Slave Princess really needs our help! She is going for a Happy Hour and the 1st 2 to make it to 50,000 wins one. She is less then 20,000 from meeting her goal soo please if you have a few minutes at least please click the pic below and spank her with some commnts! Would help her greatly! THANK YOU! Please rate blog thank you =)
Take My Hand
Take my hand and lead the way; Tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, All those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; Bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; Take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, Be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, Show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; For I can soar when you`re nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, It's time for me to watch it fall. I`ve been a prisoner, can`t you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; You'll find I won`t put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I`m ready now, let love begin.
Flight Roster (dj Schedule)
All times are eastern times Monday throu Friday 3am to 6am tonya/sass 6am to 9am tonya 9am to noon bee noon to 3pm open 3pm to 6pm lolita 6pm to 9pm sass 9pm to midnight mjr. foxy midnight to 3am adm.surpreme or cdr. heretic goddes saturday & sunday 2am to 6am cdr. heretic goddes 6am to 10am open 10am to noon open noon to 4pm lolita 4pm to 6pm kit kat 6pm to 8pm jester 8pm to 10pm adm. surpreme
Naughty By Nature
Naughty by Nature She was a sexual freak With bedroom like eyes She was naughty by nature So hot, and so fly She had all the right moves That would dazzle your mind With all the right curves So slender, and fine She wore a hot sexy skirt With a slit down the side And you can see through her blouse Leaving little to hide She'll put heat in your passion And bring hearts to a melt Wearing nylons, and heels And a black garter belt She's a burning desire All wrapped in one girl So much thrill with excitement She is one in this world Such a sexual pleasure That knows how to make love And a wet ball of fire Most men have dreamed of Like dessert on a table She's all yours tonight And you'll soak in her love Till the peak of sunlight
A Special Place
His sex made me feel raw powerful it moved me brought me to multiple orgasms multiple levels of pleasure Arching my back I felt his hardness deep within me Grinding my hips I rode him with passion His hand cupped my breast his other on my waist guiding me I moaned out his name He spanked me twice Mounting off laying down turned over face down he rammed me with this hard cock doggy style My pussy soaked My nipples hard I feel him deep inside me His sex made me feel raw powerful bringing me to euphoria
Dog Food
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer: I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-mart and as in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. ***Duh *** On impulse, I told her, no, I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time. But I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants and pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I as going to try it again. *** I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. *** Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I
Naughty By Nature
Naughty by Nature She was a sexual freak With bedroom like eyes She was naughty by nature So hot, and so fly She had all the right moves That would dazzle your mind With all the right curves So slender, and fine She wore a hot sexy skirt With a slit down the side And you can see through her blouse Leaving little to hide She'll put heat in your passion And bring hearts to a melt Wearing nylons, and heels And a black garter belt She's a burning desire All wrapped in one girl So much thrill with excitement She is one in this world Such a sexual pleasure That knows how to make love And a wet ball of fire Most men have dreamed of Like dessert on a table She's all yours tonight And you'll soak in her love Till the peak of sunlight
Please Do Ur Part In Helping Me
Keep america neet and clean I for one love this kinda country
Bouncers Pissin Me Off
It really makes me not want to go to anyones page when everytime I open a page, or leave a comment or rate, EVERYTIME in the last 10 minutes, i have to go through a bouncer. I have to do one to go onto the page, i get a bouncer to comment the page, AND i got a bouncer when it redirected to the persons profile page again after the comment. It really is getting stupid, AND rates are still f-ed up. Theyve been F-ed up for weeks now. Can i just say i get tired of them pushing for new memebers when the site isnt running properlly anyways. blah.
Holiday Greeting
When sending out your holiday greeting cards this season, please add this address to your list: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, DC 20307-5001 This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded soldier away from family/friends. Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to do!
Grilling The Wife....
Grilling the wife A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill. " She says nothing and ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
I Want To Know
I WANT TO KNOW I want to know how you love I want to know how you want to be loved I want to know the very essence Captured in your mind and soul Do you have a tender heart so meek and mild Or is your heart one full of Rage Hurt Pain and hunger for my reality I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know who you are I want to know who you want to be I want to see and partake in your dreams If your second world will allow me It's okay to let your barriers down I will be gentle and sensitive With your fragile heart and antique mind Allowing you that freedom of expression Freeing you from any suppression that is within I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know how you feel When my smile meets your eyes When my lips connect with your mahogany face I want to know how you truly feel When you hear my voice rickashayin within your mind Like the sound of the ocean captured in a shell Is your heart warm Does it yearn for my caress and gentle tug I WANT T
Recording Artist Keni Thomas And His Band Cornbread Will Return Home To Perform In Columbus
Recording artist Keni Thomas and his band Cornbread will return home to perform in Columbus, Georgia on November 17 at 3:45 p.m. to support the 6th Annual “God Bless Fort Benning”, a rally to show support to our troops and their families. Thomas, a native to Columbus and Fort Benning, is a former Army Ranger who received the Bronze Star of Valor for his efforts in the Battle of Somalia, depicted in the book and movie Black Hawk Down. His debut album entitled Flags of Our Fathers is a tribute to the American troops and their families. The album benefits the Hero Fund, which Keni established through the Special Operations Warrior Foundation to benefit the children of fallen soldiers. The event, expected to draw over 20,000 people this year, will feature entertainment, food, games, a motorcycle rally and a brand new 5k marathon. Other special guests for Saturday’s event include radio personality Dr. Laura Schlessinger and two Ultimate Fighting Championship competitors signing autogr
Love Countdowns from Birthday Countdowns from Christmas Day Countdowns from Newyear Countdowns from
FAKE FRIENDS-REAL FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will se
Phenonemal Women
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Women Work
I've got the children to tend The clothes to mend The floor to mop The food to shop Then the chicken to fry The baby to dry I got company to feed The garden to weed I've got shirts to press The tots to dress The can to be cut I gotta clean up this hut Then see about the sick And the cotton to pick. Shine on me, sunshine Rain on me, rain Fall softly, dewdrops And cool my brow again. Storm, blow me from here With your fiercest wind Let me float across the sky 'Til I can rest again. Fall gently, snowflakes Cover me with white Cold icy kisses and Let me rest tonight. Sun, rain, curving sky Mountain, oceans, leaf and stone Star shine, moon glow You're all that I can call my own.
St Peter Going Get Me, But Yeehaw Sister Amen Im With Ya
AHHAHAHA, OKAY, I'M GOIN STRAIT TO HELL!!!! > >> > >> Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. > >> > >> > >> At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, > >> you all > >> Led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to > >> go > >> Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be > >> > >> > >> The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' > >> > >> > >> And *poof* she's gone. > >> > >> > >> The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. > >> > >> > >> The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..' > >> > >> > >> St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask > >> > >> > >> 'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun. > >> > >> > >> St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just > >> doesn't > >> Ring a bell.' > >> > >> > >> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. > >> Peter. > >> > >> > >> St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands
The Amish Farmer
*********** GOT TO LOVE THEM AMISH *********** An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: (in German), "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s**t in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."
For all those wondering that have 4gotten.... i will be back soon.... im hoping i still have my friends..... i guess i will see...... but any hoe.... or is that anyhow.... matter....... dropp me a line or 2 i do check now and then.... i just dont do the comment thing nomore cuz if anyone knows me u know i love to make my own then to just pick and send from where ever... ok gotta go..... Love ya all..... Tongue.... ooh and 2 someone else behave and u will get yurs.....soon....
Come Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth!
Do You Like Great Music, Awesome People, and A Good Time? Come See What All The Rave Is About In The Candy Shop Lounge! Where The Desirable and The Wild Come To Play!! Kick Back, Order A Drink, Hit On The Hotties, Have Some Fun, and A Few Laughs While Listening To Your DJ Spin Some Tunes!! What Are You Waiting For?! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER!!!
Savannah Smiles During Family Brushing Time
Our selection for last night's movie night at our house was the first movie Martha and Mary recall seeing in a theater with their parents, 1982's "Savannah Smiles". I expect the only actors most of us would recognize from it is Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid series) who plays a priest/hostage negotiator in the latter part of the film and Peter Graves (from the original "Mission: Impossible" who still uses his gravelly voice on occassion) who's the chief of police. The title character is a seven-year-old girl from Utah who runs away from home because she feels her parents, especially her dad, neglect her because he's running for the U.S. Senate and shmoozing however he can to the top. Savannah writes a note saying she's running away and it falls under the bed out of sight; her parents at first assume that Savannah's in the park with the other kids playing hide-and-seek. But this is how she gets away, stashing herself and her bag into a beat-up car which was stolen by a m
Been cooking Ribs all day in the crockpot. They smell so good lol. :) Even Pluto has been running back and forth trying to get close to them lol. I can almost taste them through the smell. I think I'm getting heartburn before I even get to taste them lol.
If You Love Someone............
If you love someone enough to let them go because its what they want,Do they ever really come back?I ask this because of the saying "If you love someone let them go and if they come back their yours forever" just wondering if it has ever really happened to anyone.
I talked to a man I thought was so sweet...And then to my surprise the real person comes out...He spoke those flowery words that make you feel so good inside...But the words were lies he kept trying to hide...Does he do this to many on here...I am almost certain , so you better beware...Don't wear your heart on your sleeve just always be strong...Then when the time is right, that right man will come along.
Help Aaron Please (not Fubar Related)
A friend of mine in Florida has a son. Her son's name is Aaron and he is a hero! He has started his own organization to help free the children of the world from parasitic worms that invade their poor little bodies from incomprehensible living conditions. He was recently invited to show CNN his story and they have decided to have him as a finalist in CNN Hero's. If he wins, his organization will recieve $25,000 towards helping his cause. You can visit the voting page at the link below as well as take a look at his video. The video explains what it is that he does and what his mission is. All he needs to win is a vote! One second from each of our lives to place a check mark next to his name at the voting page. There is no limit on votes, how many you can place or how many per day or anything, so if you feel like sitting there and giving him a HUGE FUBAR vote bomb, I am sure he and "his kids" would truly appreciate the effort. Please people spread the word about this. It is a v
Poor Poor Man
ok in ma shout box from this dick i had hot cock wanna fuck cyber n all shit like that... then he emailed me his fone number .. so i kindly told the dickhead to piss off.. in my own sweet way .. ppl who know me know how i would react to a dick like this .. then omg the flattery i got this samy38: pussay take your data base and stick it up your ronchy assss samy38: lots of unreal ego crap just like you DEAR samy38: FUBARS FUCKEN EGO CRAP ANYWAY samy38: fubars loaded with crap anyway like you." samy38: whatever DOG MEAT." Notic the pillock is now talking to himself .. coz i havnt even answered him ..
The Mission
The Mission Took a trip to hell, just got back Returned still a man, with soul intact Nobody's fool, cant be had Everyone's a hero Climbed the tallest mountain, so I could get high Came down slowly, with a gleam in my eye Nobody's slave, cant be controlled Everyone's a hero
Well got up there things went well and I got blood drawn and I have to go back up there cause some dumb ass dropped a tube of my damn blood. So yeah I am going Thursday. Steven is going in the morning to do his thing in a cup..LOL! But yeah so I hope all this works. Plus I will be starting Clomid too after all the lab work up's are there for them so I can make my next appointment. YAY FOR MEH..I's going to have another baby if I'm not pregnant already but I am waiting to take a test. Anyways..I am going to go get my Rhi Bee.. Lata
Well Well
well today is tuesday and i am hyper as shyt for some odd reason i have been thinkin bout alot of things. i got this friend im not sayin any names they know who they are.but he FUCKIN ROCKS!!!! lol yea u micheal. but i went to maryland this weekend and had a blast.but last night was pure hell and most part of today was to.but i guess once i went off back at this person he left me the hell alone and chilled the hell know i'm meeting new friends.and that rocks to. i have been thinkin once i get a job and get on my feet im gettin the hell outta of this town might go to maryland i dont know yet but i don know i want to leave this hell hole. to much drama. well im out im gonna bounce around the house some i just got done makin m$m cookies
Not Him ( When My Ex Left)
The whole time you were with me You wanted him, The promises you made to me You wanted them for him, The moments I was happy Should have never happened, When you held me You wish I was him, Looking in my eyes Saying that lie: "I love you" You thought of him, My plans for our happy life were nothing They never meant anything from the beggining, You never wanted to try with me, But you will put everything you have To make him happy, Now I sit here in this cold room Dying inside, Because I gave my all, Every fucking ounce of me, And none of it made a bit of difference Because I am not him.
Tat2z N Radio Waves
yep a live remote from westside tattoos in milwaukee wisconsin...we'll b rock stars without the money lol keep u all posted
Yah You Heard Me
I am sorry. I have been thinking a lot lately and let me tell you that I am feeling less submissive than I usually am. I mean I guess I am just upset cause people act like such pussies. Sometimes a girl just wants to be left alone make her miss you don't jump on every chance to speak to her. This weekend my ex was in town again. He walked right up to me pulled my hair and kissed me like I was still his. Sweet love I have never wanted him more than when he did that. And it made me think where are the real dominants in this town. I don't really think theyre are ne. Well male dominants ne ways. I know some female dominants that scare me cause I know that they would teach me a thing or two.
The Beginning
well here we are at 4 days shy of 2 full months before we depart... my to do list is over a mile long, and we are beginning to pack, plan the trip, and plan the repairs to the current rental before departure. Yes, we are going to drive from SC to AZ with a 2 yo and a dog and the entire contents of our house that we plan to take with us plus my van and his monster truck... this ought to be fun. I have started sorting thru everything and packing what is currently out of season, surprisingly little considering all that we have.. sorted thru EB's toys and clothes, even started relocating the big furniture that we aren't taking with us.. got all the DVD's packed up for living in a much smaller space.... and found the joys of Space Bags.. TY vacuum. well off to do some more... gotta love moving!
my memory missed me swinging through my head bouncing off the walls ending nowhere emptiness all around confusion sets in the twists and turns evolves me explores me a life left behind a life beginning my mind makes me see whats oblivious to everyone else my mind is a fake its made to run its made to confuse take my mind from me erase my memory
If you listen close enough you can hear my heart breaking into the million pieces you once held together and when you look close enough you can see the damage you do within me making me weak and frail up against the hate and disproving words you spit at me with every syllable of needless cynicism that you say I crumble under the weight didn't you know you are supposed to be the one catching me not letting me fall
Great Way To Wake Up... Not
Ok so like at 9 am this morning, my son EB, aka lil man, or half pint, woke me up in a rather painful way. He got ahold of one of Joe's razors and proceeded to try to shave my right hand... only got a good nick in when I woke up, but it bled for almost an hour even with the constant pressure of an ace wrap on it...thank God for Neosporin with plain reliever.
Hp Lovecraft
This guy wrote books of horror that would curl your hair and thenm some, he wrote about spacial beings or things that would come out of the corners of walls or ceilings called Hounds. Hounds of Tindalos. also being that would steal your dreams or something called nightmares or whatever. I played the roleplaying game which is better played by candle light or even flashlight on a rainY night.i even read some of the books he wrote and hard times sleeping wondering if the nightmares would come kidnap me lol which was another thing they do. Elders who were here before the earth was ours lived here and they were the elder gods who roamed here which was what HP Lovecraft wrote about. some of the movies you can look up: Dagon Dunwich Horror House of re-Animator many more Books: Dunwich Horror At the Mountains of madness Cthulhu The Necronomicon others look up Lovecraft on Google
Slaute Help Part 2
If you wish to help me with a salute, I have the camera, we can make the salute in a public place. There is no reason to fear, I say that since I'm getting an underwhelming amount of help so far leads me to believe that all my "friends" who live close by are afraid of me or something. I'm not a rapist or a bloody serial killer. So if you ever get over your phobia about guys with long hair and beards and you want to help with my salute the e-mail me at
No Drama With My Kids So Far This Week......what A Beautiful Day!
It is a beautiful day! The sun is shining and it is 69 degrees outside! Having fantastic sex last night kind of helps too! ;) I got to talk to my love for a long time today. He is so special to me and me to him. We have a very special bond. So far no drama on the home front. That is a huge plus! Both boys so far have had no trouble this week but it is early! I am not sure I want to hold my breath waiting for something to happen! My friend Melissa is in a contest that started last night and she needs everyone to leave just one comment. Only one. Hard part is you have to be friends with the person holding the contest first to be able to vote. Easy if you just take the time. We want her to win! My son had a hair appointment for today but decided he didn't want to have his hair cut. I had to call and cancel the appointment. I wonder if his new little girl friend has something to do with it???? Hmmm? My other son decided to shave his own hair last night and he i
So Naughty
The house falls quiet as you lay down to rest on our bed. Your eyes close your eyes as I lean to kiss you softly, ushering you on to sleep. I quietly make my way to the computer only a few feet away to spend a little time looking at artwork and editing my photography from the day. Time passes quickly as I loose my sense of time to my work, I occasionally look over my shoulder at your slumbering form and flashes of our passionate night fill my mind. I smile, just looking at you, remembering how intoxicating it felt to be close to you, the feeling of your soft skin against mine and the sweet taste of your kisses. Unable to help myself, I begin to rub my hardening dick through my boxers, longing for your touch. I quietly turn return to my computer, loading a movie we had watched but a night before together, remembering vividly our intimate moment. I begin to tease the length of my shaft, unbuttoning and exposing my member as I begin to tease myself. You wake up to the sounds of the movie
I guess there comes a time in any realtionship, wether it be in real life or an online (see how it works) relationship were, if it does not seem to be either going anywhere orjust seeems to be breaking down around you, you have to finally let go......... well I have,regardless if it is what I want or not.......common sense has to kick in and when the other person says to you its time to let go then you know that it I have.....with a very heavy heart I have just said goodbye to the one person I can truely say I really loved anywhere......I doubt wether she will get to read this......who knows but it gets to the point where the pain and heartache gets just too much...knowing just how you feel and knowing that you want that person so bad that even that hurts too.......time will heal.....the pain will stop...the tears will dry.... but the memory will still remain of just how special she was to me....... To that person..should you read this by some small miricle......take car
this contest business is very stressful. I have been so busy today just back and forth on this computer trying to get votes and doing some housework. I have a major headache now. Please spread the word about my pic and vote for me, please. I am currently running neck and neck for 5th place. remember you have to be Cannibal's friend to be able to see and vote.... ~~smooches~~
I almost forgot there is a forum out there somewere this week with groups like United Nations that are holding a forum there are jelious.And they wnat the US to let the world in on the control of it...But that would mean less freedom nd information...Wouldn't it?Congresshas done good about keeping comerce and free thought moving on the internet freeway.But it still get's jammed up seeing how they don't let alot of comp. eingineers to have more leaway on createing and getting stuff to the market.Well,think that is good or bad?check this out there is this place on the web thatcalls itself you think chipping your dog or pet.To know were they are 24/7...Do you think they are doing that just to make money?Noooooooo.It is to get you prepared for the next step.What,you want me to tell you.Naaa,I'll give you this.A reve gave the president a pass and told us we should worry more about the war than the gospel.Since when do preachers mix with polotics like that.I guess whe
So Horny
all i want is to let go utterly completely fall back out of mind out of sight broken bound utterly yours just tonight please please on my knees for you beg tease no shame here not tonight give me what i need what i crave what i desire what i live for what i'm made for just for you just for now give it up give it now crawling over you i'll eat you tear you rip you into bits consumed completely in my heat move move move i'll make you make me move move move dig nails into flesh rip you into bits just shut up no conversation just teeth and tongue don't wanna think i just wanna feel don't tell me you love me this isn't a fairy tale this isn't a castle this is your bed and i'm no fucking princess i'm the big bad wolf bitch in heat and i hunted you down so give it up give it to me i know you want it want me want to feed me this aching emptiness hungry wanting my teeth are hungry and you're so bite able go ahead try and tame me tear
Show Them To Me
Ambers Bewbs 1028r!!!!
If you can ...plz come by Cannibals page and add her as a friend so that you can vote on my bewbs! Only one comment needed! No comment bombing allowed! Guys look at it this way…one comment needed so you can stare at BOOOOOBIES!!!! LOLOL Cannibal ~ Show some love@ fubar After you add her....heres the link to my bewbs so you can leave me your one comment. TY :D VOTE FOR 1028R!!! [ photo: 3706181962 ]
They Grow So Fast
its amazing how time fly's with you have a child. its like just yesterday i was still pregnant!!! so my daughter, Rylee, will be 2 months old this saturday, Nov. 17, 2007... she is currently 8 weeks and 1 day old!! (Nov. 13, 2007). when she was born she was 5 lb's 5 oz and only 18 inch's long, now she's around 9 lb's and over 22 inch's long!! they grow so fast, she's getting soooo heavy too.. i call her my little brick, cause sometimes she's dead weight!!! lol she's starting to fight sleep a lot, and now she has her nights and days mixed up! it sucks, but i got to work with her to get her on the right track! i love her soooooooo much it ain't funny, i never thought i could love so much it hurts!!!
im wondering why i am so bored..aight yall(my friends on here) should give me a call...yall got my number
Contest Ends Tonight
In Need
Insistent, urgent Pressure and release with those damned hands of his. Skillful, but rough Teasing but adequate Enough to bring me tumbling over into ecstasy But not enough Never enough contact But I need too much to bother With things like getting rid Of the rest of my clothes. So I lean back. Hard. Needy. Wanting. And let your breath in my ear, and the rustling of unshed clothing Make up for what I’m missing.
Contest Ends Tonight
My Horrorscope...
You look great and sound even better, making this the perfect day for a date or a job interview. No matter what happens, people should leave with a good impression of you and your many talents. ========================== Well, I feel great anyway LOL
Free Mammogram
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 *Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors /advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 TODAY
Let Me Tell You
ok all my friends i joined new lounge today i really dont like them but this one is great they welcome new people and make you feel like you have been there 4 a while if u want to have a good thime with good music just come check us out this is the link if u cant click on it just cop and paste in ur address bar ok and be shure to sign our guest book
-----------------From: Rachel.Date: Nov 12, 2007 4:08 AMsmall> Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Preps""Geeks"
Billy Talent - Pins & Needles
Im In Love With A Wookie......
I love j000000!!! Dago Bastid (dio cane)@ fubar
What I Stand For...
Here is something I wrote a few years back that I think says a lot about me and what I am about. Feel free to rate and give your thoughts on my writing. My Weaponry , Shotgun bullets; Double gauge is my tongue. Leaving fist sized holes, In your concepts when I’m done. A Mack-II writing, For my thoughts are wide speed. As I will only speak the truth, Leaving all falsies for dead My words are sharp as a knife, Like Rambo used to tote. Griping a serious demeanor, Most people say I cut throat. Don’t mind leaving you hanging, If my ways you don’t respect. For it’s your own dumb reasoning, That has that noose tightening around your neck. I give no warning shots, For I don’t see the purpose. ‘Cause after the first hit, All the bullshit will surface. My Katana Sword is my loving, Ladies that’s no joke. If you dare to test the skills, You can get the deepest stroke. My surface to air missiles, Are always by my side. In case you was wondering, It stands for my p
Other Places
in another time another place the clock is ticking winding down my time tick tock another day another hour time passes me by ever so slowly time has no dimension no fear time gos wherever it wants in another time a life will be born one full of life tick tock the clock is winding down for me its in another place for you other palces
Aunt Barbara
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell hem a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of Whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."
I just wanted to THANK everyone for the b-day comments, drinks, cards and pics you sent for my b-day. You made it a very good one and i am glad to have met all of you. Thanks Again.....Chaz
Half Way There Please Help!!!!
IM MORE THEN HALF WAY TO THE END. NEED MORE HELP PLEASE!!! SOOOOOO PLEASE PEOPLEˇ¦HELP A GIRL OUT..LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is the host of the contest Fan/Add/Rate him. Cup Of Joe@ fubar
Dear Santa
Please can I have a libran for Christmas? MyHotComments
Even Erotic Food Has To Follow The Rules
OSLO (Reuters) - Norway's largest erotic chain store was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations. The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain's stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday. "We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG. Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients. "We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products. The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules
Girls/guys/pictures Gamers
Greetings. I have enjoyed fubar for the most part. Yet I am finding more & more male profiles with attractive girl's and women's pictures displayed as the default. This is simply a blocked user by this Master. No questions. No comments. No Rate. However, this seems to fall short with regards to a new breed of 'online grifters' who are typically loading up several 'hometown girl' type pictures and calling themselves female in their profile info... only to alter this to male after several members have added them to their friend's list. I blocked one such goof-off and what do I receive? An email after I blocked this user asking: "why I rated and nicely commented on their profile and pictures only to block them?" Although I typically give everybody online a second chance I took My time to respond. I did email My reply asking about the male now showing on the profile information where originally it said female when I accepted their friend request. I received a reply: "that they ha
Found A Nice Rest Stop!
Ok, so I'm cruisin around And I see something Or I stop to scope out the situation Sure 'nuff There it is Starin at me with lost eyes I hesitate Not wanting to get bit I put my hand out gently Waiting for a reaction I'm a good soul Very real in every sense But also very vulnerable I am of good faith I'm smiling So far so good I think I'll check this out for awhile See what happens I have learned a little along the way So all that still applies Think I'm gonna park it and enjoy the view Pass me a drink..will ya?
My Letter To The Piece Of Shit
Its `Renee. Your other granddaughter, and I use that term lightly, ok well actually never. I would like to thank you for emailing my sister, because now she sees you for the piece of shit liar that you truly are! Who in the hell do you think you are feeding her some bullshit story like that!? How dare you even think to speak of my mother, keep her name from your fucking mouth! You don`t have the money in yet, its been what 5 yrs? You fed my sister and myself bullshit saying you wanted to help us, only when I hung up the phone I called you on that crap and knew I would never hear from your sorry ass again. We know you never sent shit because my sister and I are the ones who snooped around when we were younger. You and your precious baby boy never did shit for us and never planned on it either, if he`s so great he would have never slapped my mother in the face. And if you were so great with guys you would have never dated a piece of shit guy that beat you up leading to your other sons de
Keep It To Myself
We have been friends for a long time now. You are a person I can trust with my deepest, darkest secrets. You have never given me a reason not to trust you. Through thick and thin, I know you have me and you'd better believe that i have you. Pain others have conflicted on me You made me keep strong Told me let it all out & it will set me free Nights of tears u stood by my side Never thinkin at the time ur arms is where i should be Not once did u judged me for it Not reminding me of the warnings i ignored Just held me after the hit comforting me & Reminding me i am adored But now i'm starting to feel something a little bit stronger. I'm not sure what these feelings are. But i'm so afraid of what i may find out. Whatever it is, it doesn't feel bad. It feels great! But there's one problem. We don't stay near each other. So, it would be better to keep it to myself. I don't want to ruin anything between us. I would rather have you in my lif
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Friends Who Aren't All They Seem
Friends who you keep out of site and mind seem to be not far behind. When you seem down and low they are there with their problems in tow. When you need them to be near, then they run away in fear. Why you ask do they abonden me and here's your answer plain to see. You are only as useful as the answers you supply, but when its you in dispair and ready to cry, they turn their backs and take flight. For you are no more than a source of answers for them in their time of need, on you of which they feed. You are denied a bite, so quickly take flight. Run away as fast as you can, to the abandoned land. Do not show your face for awhile and see which ones come looking for you with a smile. Those are the true friends you should keep, so remember look past skin deep. *Remember this as you choose your friends and when you get rid old one's!!*
I Want Yours
Name:_______ Number:__________ Best time to call:_________ text messaging (yes or no) ________ phone company ________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: "I WANT YOUR #
Party Anyone?
We all need to get 2gether n drink!!!!! It would be fun!! xoxo
22,601 To Fu-king!!
Southern Bi Princess needs 22,601 to level to Fu-King!!! Southern Bi Princess -Will's Fu-Wife+♥AsH.WeeE♠'s Fu-Wife-N-Law@ fubar
I recently put together a playlist of music from various genres to listen to while I help my sister bomb photos for contests. (if I dont help sis, she will do something horrible to me, like cook nothing but broccoli dishes for a meal, or worse, clean my room) I chose pieces that I know I like, from soundtracks to folk music, and discovered that most of the music either has similar melodies, or played with similar instruments. One song in particular, the Kiss, from last of the mohicans sounds almost like an old celt bagpipe folk song. I even have multiple tracks of the same song, just arranged differently that clearly reflects a mood. (something I should have remembered from stage and jazz band) What seems clear to me that music is more of a choice of similar styles or melodies over a specific artist. Look at your favorite songs, see if I am right.
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Quick And Easy Chili Recipe
Ingredients * 1 LB. ground beef * 2/3 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1/2 cup water * 2 (15 or 15.5 oz.) cans dark red kidney beans, drained rinsed * 1 can condensed beef broth * 1 ( 8 oz.) can tomato sauce * 1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste * 3 teaspoons chili powder Directions 1. 1. In large sauce pan, combine ground beef, onions and bell pepper. Cook over medium heat for 8 to 10 mins. or until beef is thoroughly cooked, stirring frequently. drain. 2. 2. Stir in all remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, simmer 15 mins. stirring occasionally.
Stang's Underground Has Closed
I wanted to blog this myself before the rumor mill got started. I have become disenchanted with some things on FUBAR, however, although I have considered it, I'm not disenchanted enough at the moment to leave my friends. I am being much more selective about how much money I choose to spend on and for the site. No ,the lounges do not cost money but you pay for the DJ box and server space....The site, the people on it and those close to it have been very good to me in the past and I am not trying to "damn" them, I am not bad talking anyone all I can say is that I am not super happy with some things at the moment. Additionally, I had some people who were associated with the lounge who merely wanted to have a name...that's NOT what it's about. I will be hanging out in one of three lounges mostly and these are the 3 that I endorse: After Hours Club Fantasia Club 54 Thank you to all who have come in to party with us but I think we've had our run. Maybe if some uber de
Quick And Easy Lasagna Recipe
Ingredients * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1 pound wide lasagna noodles * 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 2-1/2 teaspoons tomato paste * 1 can whole tomatoes Italian seasoned * 1 cup white onion * 1 cup monterrey jack cheese * 1 cup sharp cheddar cheese Directions 1. Boil noodles according to package instructions. 2. Brown meat in skillet with onion then drain well and return to pan. 3. Add garlic, salt and pepper. 4. Add tomato paste and whole tomatoes to skillet when meat is just about ready to remove from stove top. 5. Layer noodles, meat mixture and cheese in layers until all are used ending with noodles. 6. Bake at 400 for 15 minutes.
My Quick N Easy Chicken Recipe
Ingredients * 500g Chicken Thigh Fillets cut into strips * 400g can Tomatoes diced * 1 medium onion sliced thickly * 4 crushed garlic cloves * 2 tbs dark soy sauce * 2 tbs worchestshire sauce * 1/2 cup plain flour * 1 tsp sugar * olive oil Directions 1. Coat chicken in flour. 2. Fry in oil until brown then remove. 3. Fry garlic and onions in same pan until translucent. 4. Add tomatoes, soy, w'shire & sugar and simmer for 3 minutes. 5. Return chicken with 50ml water and simmer gently for 5 minutes. 6. Serve with fresh boiled potatoes and corn.
How To Make A Bomb.....
being EOD, people on here keep asking me how to make a bomb here you go kids :) Ingredients: 2 Slices of bread: Texas toast is best since it has maximum surface area with minimum nutritional value. 8-12 pieces of bacon: The fattier the better. Mayonnaise: See above. Butter: Not margarine. Not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", even if you really can't. Only the real deal will do here. 2 Slices American cheese: Kraft is nice and creamy. But even cheap generic brand "cheese" will work. 2 Eggs, Large: Chicken eggs are standard, but hey, use what you want. Instructions: 1.Put the bacon in a pan and start cooking it (I find medium heat works best). If you want to add some oil, hey, it's your funeral. 2.Place the two slices of bread in a toaster. Turn it on (the toaster, not the bread). 3.In a pan, add a tablespoon of butter and scramble up the eggs. 4.By now the bread should have completed the magical transformation into toast. Take it out of the toaster.
slow sex Body: marry me Body: NOOOOOOO!!!! You opened it! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, IF you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading: (pick 1) SLOW SEX I miss my baby In love I wear thongs Call me Baby am I doing too much? I smoke I'm Single Get At Me Ask me Out already I wish i was with her right NOW I wish i was with him right NOW HARDER HARDER I wanna love him but i just cant Smack That I wanna be with her marry me I like some one I wish we were together my ex is ugly i miss my ex im back with my ex I wanna ask her out I wanna ask him out Im breaking up with you,sorry im pregnant again dont break the chain or u ll regret DarkHaven Rose Vampyre Woods
Help Trophy Wife Win
She needz 400k to win come on guys lets give comments
Nothing Else Matters By Metallica
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Cherry Cherry *niel Diamond*
Whos Bin Nauty& Whos Bin Very Nauty!!
All u bad girls be ware santa's bin watchin u and he likes wat he see's:)
If you have haters read these maybe one will work for you. 1. Let your haters be your motivaters. 2. Behind every successful person is a pack of haters. 3. You can hate on me, because that just means I am 2 steps ahead of you. 4. Thanks to all my haters for making me feel so famous, bcause love me or hate me you still know who I am. 5. Jealousy fueling haters since the begining of time. 6. If you wana hate me it's cool. Take a number and get in line. If you have any leave them in the comments and I will add tham to the blog.
It's Time.
It is definately time to trim the pubes. It's like a little forrest down there. Like a little Middle-Earth forrest. A little Middle-Earth forrest with Treebeard poking up out of the middle.
Bad Credit?
The government started the new budget year with a deficit of $55.6 billion, up sharply from last year, even though government revenues hit an all-time high for the month.
Little Drummer Boy By David Bowie
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Used Yet Again
"SO PISSED OFF" Yet again I trusted someone and they turned out to be a guy posing as a female.. why do they do this..? I opened up and mentioned things that I should have kept privie, my likes my dislikes and things about my personal life. I am so fucking angry,I feel used and abused.. grrr.. for someone to get thier jollies pretending, am I that fuckin stupid or just nieave.. gonna be so cautious from now on..If I feel I cant trust anymore.. i'll just pack it in......
The Gift Of Knowing You
There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.
40 Mistakes Men Make In Bed
Stopping for a break and 40 other mistakes men make in bed 1) NOT KISSING FIRST Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin, which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, t
For Those Lost In 9/11
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there
How Do You Like Me Now By Toby Keith
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Yay A Heart Monitor
I went to the doctor this morning and I have been officially diagnosed with fibromyalgia. Woohoo for me, on top of that my heart has been racing, the doctor was worried about my pulse rate being so high so I have to wear a heart monitor for 24 hours. Talk about sexy ;) Then Thursday I have an echocardiogram to make sure everything looks all right. I should be around since its not like I'm in the mood to get out and do anything, but please be patient. My mood is a little up and down with all that's been going on. I'm really tired and at work with this stupid monitor on. Love you guys and I'll keep you posted!! p.s. I added a folder of pics while I'm sick and bored, there's one with me attached to the stupid monitor, and for my breast fans, I'm only in a bra :)
Nymphomaniac A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to posse
My Ankle
Ok well it isnt broken but they all keep telling me i would be better off if it was. I did tear all 3 ligaments that hold the outside of the ankle in position and possibly the tendon as well.......I cant do anything but wait though for all the swelling to leave. As it is my leg, calf, and foot (the injured one) cramps when i stand up.........go figure. Thanks to my friends who care. xoxo Adele
I'm Sorry
Listen to What I Have To Say, I lay awake at night crying without the tears. The tears can no longer fall. I silently weep for all that I have done. I can’t change any of it, it’s all in the past, and I can only mourn it all now. I’ve done things I never thought I would do, and I done them to you. I expect no forgiveness. I deserve no forgiveness. I ask you for nothing but to listen to what I have to say now. I couldn’t say it then. I made a mistake and for that I will forever pay. It was never meant to hurt you, it was never meant to make you feel bad, it was meant to protect what we had. It makes no sense to you and it never will. You can never understand my mind . . . I did what was right in my mind. I did what I felt needed to be done and it turned out that I was wrong. I will pay the rest of my life for what I done, isn’t that enough? Will my ever lasting suffering be enough to ease your mind in time? Will it help you to know that I will never forgive myself
Chattahoochee By Alan Jackson
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Up Date On My 12 Yr Old
Well my son has been sick for 2 days now, fever sore throat, bad hacking cough and now sick tummy and diareah. Took him to the doc and he was tested for strep...ugh, and tosulitis...gross, well he has both aparently and they gave him all kinds of meds and put him on amoxicilian. so hopefully he'll start feeling better and can go back to school. love and huggs, i'll leave my fubar up but if ya don't get an answer it means i'm taking care of my to all.
Every day when i think of you My soul shines and my heart races wild Your my heaven, my peace of mind My mind races of thoughts of you with that smile and those beautiful eyes My heart had no chance My soul is yours for the taken I just need you in my life Cause your love is divine If i could have one thing, in this world It would be for us to grow old together Your my heaven, my peace of mind All i want is to be yours My soul is yours for the taken I just need you in my life Cause your love to me is Divine
It Cant Be True!!
1. How old will you be in five years? 32 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Lori and Beverly 3. How tall are you? 4'10.5" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Christmas 5. What's the last movie you saw? 300 6. Who was the last person you called? Chamber of Commerce 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon 8. What was the last text message you received? Hey girlie, what's up? 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? people dont leave me messages because i answer the phone. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? call 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? sleeping 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 2 months ago 14. What color are your eyes? blue 16. What are you wearing right now? blue jeans and shirt and heels 17. What is your favorite christmas song? Rudolph(I always cheer for the underdog) 18. Wher
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y
The Miracle Of Friendship
There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift.
What That?
Well totaly board today. I rearanged the living room my bed room and the dinning room. And the front bedroom i reranged andim useing it as a stroage room now. FUn uhh? yah i think so. I am so exicted... Some of my friends form elementry school has found me on myspace.. wow! and they all want to get together and catch up. its been like 12 years since i seen these guys and its unreal... Most of them look like models. So unfair! So the plan is for this weekend i guess. My sister would flip if she knew who found me. Crazy! And even better news im seeing my girly ashlie tonight.. so toodles and much love!
All alone, with noone to call my own I travel through the world with noone at my side Nobody is there for me to lean on Nobody is there to comfort me in my time of need Yes, there is noone, noone at all, and my heart yearns for someone There is nobody next to me, with miles around me of empty space All I desire is just one person to accompany me in the dreadful place
To My Dad Goodbye At Last Now At Rest
Saying goodbye is never easy It's the hardest thing to do But what hurts even more Is not the chance to say it to you. Yesterday is just a memory Our laughter was sunny and bright Then clouds started to gather For you were no where in sight. You were my first real love And this I will never forget How you left without a warning No good-byes, my only regret. Wherever I may be now Always searching for another so true To place my world of emotion Handing my love to someone like you. If again I must go there And experience all the pain I would do it in a minute For all the good I would gain. No matter what my wrongs You offered only love Until the day you left me For your new home up above. I know you still are with me Your love is within my heart Though life is no longer present Our souls will never part. This is given to you in honor Of all that we did share I just wanted you to know, How much I really did care.
Ladies And Gents Lounge
come on guys and girls lets make this lounge rock and roll come and join and see let you decide xxxx great music
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Thinking Of Leavin Fubar
To all of my friends i love all of you but because i am havingsome problems i am thinng of leaving Fubar.I am not going to t and say i wont miss all of you.Because i will.but i will be yspace and all some of youave alreay on myspce. you are on there look me up my eil for there is
A Rose That Once Stood Alone
A solitary rose grew in the darkest corner of the garden Surrounded by many others Yet remained alone Time passed and trials came and went One dealt a severe blow And the rose began to wilt and wither Forgotten... Then... as if by a miracle... There came a soft and gentle breeze Followed by a ray of light As all the other roses fell into darkness The solitary rose began to shine Shining with a special light... And watered by a gentle cascade... A cascade of love A cascade of selfless affection "I do... not now but forever..." Said the rose to the sunlight And there they remain A rose in full bloom With her sunshine smiling down on her... You are my sunshine, my life, my very soul And I your rose blooming in the light of your love.
Just Found Out
okay so heres a real problem..not a plea for levels, or help in any way..not a bitch about bouncers, or cheaters...omg a real life problem..if you dont want to get depressed, dont read it..dont like it, dont view it..this is my blog, my way of releasing my anger and sadness before my kids are around.. so im sitting here crying my eyes out, feeling as hopeless as one person can get.. most of you know im divorced, some know i was married to a wife beating child terrozing bastard..yes, i can prove it i have the police what you dont know is that i knew i had to be out of the house by dec 15 according to what my lawyer and i talked about in court..however, i just found out that date is actually dec 1.. now, i just started working, dont ask why, there were some health issues and shit, not goin into it..and he knows it..i have the three kids, he doesnt...but does he care one fucking iota?? nope, not a chance in hell.. does he pay child support, nope..not until im ou
My Vip
Just to let everyone know HItman6 and I are letting our VIP's run out. We are tired of givin money to a site that is becomeing a pain in our a**. We will still be on here from time to time (He has been working alot so he only gets on on his days off) I on the other hand will get on here if I am bored. Well we hope you all have a great time and we will be talkin with ya'll soon.
This will give you the chills........ GOOD chills. A young man had been to Wednesday Night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice The young man couldn't help but wonder, 'Does God still speak to people?' After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, 'God...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.' As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, 'God is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk. The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how
What's Your Sexual Style?
What is your sexual style?created with You scored as HotYou are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 94%Violent 81%Exciting 56%Wet 31%Soft 31%Sweet 13%Awkward 6%Shy 0%
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m
If There's...
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart.
Dj Whitey Tighy *aka Jesse*
If I Knew
If I knew how to write a song I’d write one everyday It would say that I’m in love with you And why I feel this way It would have to say you’re pretty And as rare as a desert rose It would say you’re a looker From your head down to your toes You are funny, dainty, fragile And as feminine as can be You’re smart charming lovely And everything to me You’re my comfort when I’m lonely You’re my peace when I need rest Of all the women I’ve known I must rate you the best. You’re the orchard in the jungle, you’re the better half of me You’re all of this and so much more, you mean the world to me Still so much is left unsaid, It would take me far to long I know how much I love you, If only I could write a song.
You Are Poetry
You come outside To view the faint sunset Light bewildered by trees Shines through quietly You glide your soft auburn hair Perched behind your ear And in this moment I feel at home Beneath the interior You are my humble abode... Your company is soothing Calming and reassuring Inside, the wind chimes ring You saunter and my hearts sings Bit by bit I begin to recognize The enchanting glow in your subtle eyes Hidden in all abstract paintings It’s you; what all artists see You are poetry...
Golden Compass This Is True.
We need to get the word out about this movie - it is coming out in December - an atheist produced it, it is marketed for children and in the end they kill God. Send this to everyone you know. It stars Nicole Kidman. According to this is True.
Just imagine... If the indians had shot a cat instead of a turkey, we would all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!!
Random Thought
you know, i realize something recently, time wanders forwards and backwards and sideways and upside down... and the more we hold onto things the more we lose them, friends, wealth, power, life... it seems to me that my friends both breathing and the ones that have gone, are hard to hold onto sometimes, not that i of all people am obsessive or clingy, but in watching this world, and these things around me, i see that perhaps i have undervalued the friends around me. i know that sometimes i have been so wrapped up in saving one of my pet projects (some of you know who you are) that i forgot that others of you may have needed just a friend and not a savior. for that i apologize to you all. and for those of you that have been there forever, thanks. (oddly maudlin even for me) having said this. im still the same evil bastard. but i understand the value of loyalty and friends over "toys", or maybe i have randomly just lost my fucking mind.. although i doubt that, im coming unhinged
Where I Stand
He asked her to dance three songs ago Now she pulls him closer as the music slows The lights are growin` dim it's just her and him and the band Funny, I used to love this song I though it was our song but I guess I was wrong From where I'm sittin` I can see where I stand Chorus: From where I'm sittin` I can see where I stand She's got her head on his shoulder and her heart in his hands Thing's are pretty clear when a fool understands Lord, from where I'm sittin` I can see where I stand I've never seen her dance like that before Don't think I can take much of this anymore He's no longer the stranger and it looks like I am I always dreamed I'd see that look in her eyes But I never dreamed it would be for some other guy And from where I'm sittin` I can see where I stand. Oh, from where I'm sittin' Well, from where I'm sittin' I can see where I stand. I can see where I stand
Villany And Heroism
have you ever noticed the sweet irony of life? in my turn i have been the virgin, the whore, the hero, the villain, the devil, the saint, the pusher, the junkie, the strong one, the coward, loved and hated. the irony of this is that, from each i learned the same thing, the strong survive the weak perish. but not in some crazy freudian way. just in that if you are not strong of spirit you will fall to the wayside as time and tide move forward. as many of you know i am definately strong, but sometimes i think i have gotten too strong, too confident, too heedless of my surroundings, i always make it, and i always survive, but at what cost, family, friends, love... i know i am loved (spare me the emphatic agreements all;) ) but how much of MY capacity to love have i cut away, how much humanity did i give up to get where i the end i realize one simple fact... to quote a favorite villain of mine, I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS STORY.... Shadow
Think Fast 3
One more time! Just write down the first thing that pops in your head. Clue - Steel - Tuna - Tobacco - Bird - Can - Orange - Ecstasy -
Selfish People
Ya know what really irritates me? Lots of stuff does, but here's one example.... When someone belongs to an organization that participates in fundraising activities in order to support local organizations, or individuals, in need and they let their personal interests, beliefs, or attitudes interfere with their fundraising goal. Okay so maybe I should be more specific. A girl I know tried to buy a candybar from a sorority member selling candybars to help families in need during the holiday season. The girl selling the candy refused to sell a candybar to my friend because she did not agree with that person's religious beliefs. Now why would you let your personal feelings about someone's religious orientation affect your goal of raising money to help area residents during the holidays? I feel that was a very petty thing to do and the girl should be reminded of what she is raising money for. Do you think that some kid would rather go without warm clothes than take a dollar fr
The Divine Tragedy
I sat the other night and debated the idea of Love and In Love with myself. I looked at my life and the worlds around me, and i wondered where then lies the difference. Love is almost tangible, you love your family you love your friends, you love your job and your home. Love then i think is the joy that being around someoe or someone gives. it is easy to spread love about, i can love more than one person and no one thinks the less of it. being In love then must be that feeling you get from someone that you would give your life to see happy, you will do anything you can to never ever see them sad. you want to be cose and protect them from the darkness that is out there. I know that you can be In love with more than one person and the love doesnt diminish it grows. When those people know and love each other as well they too add to that love and make it stronger, this is the tie of pack. we love each other and strengthen each other in that fashion. I would lay down my life or sell
Are There Angels?
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love
So Tired ...
I have a very sick doggie at home and I think I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night. I can't wait to go home and go to bed. Unfortunately, he will probably keep me up tonight too. :(
The Beast
Deep inside the darkest parts of everyone sleeps a primal thing. quietly slumbering until something inside us awakens it and it can pull at the chains that bind it to those dark places. This thing is not evil or good, of the light or even of the darkness. It is instead, pure primal base instinctual..Rage, Lust, Hunger, Fear. driven by the basest things in all of us, it seeks to tear free and run rampant to subsume that which is human in all of us, everyday we fight the Beast. When our control slips and we start to be come angry, when we see something attractive to our eye, when we feel that fire burning to be fed, when we are terrified then the Beast can slip it bonds and run free. Some people can fight back the Beast, Some can control it enough to put it back in its chains, some people are so terrified of this thing inside them that it never manages to take control. and then some of us let it go long ago... it runs its howling course through our souls, devouring a little more hu
Save Him The Trip
Well they say he knows whose been naughty or nice And if I have my way baby after tonight We'll be one couple he can scratch off his list Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip Such a long sleigh ride from the North Pole And he's already got so many places to go We've got each other, don't need another gift Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip Well Santa's face would turn red if he could only see What we'll be unwrapping underneath our Christmas tree Well this year all I'm asking for is one little wish Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip When St. Nick comes home early tonight Mrs. Clause will surely be surprised They'll get to snuggle, cuddle up just like this Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip Naked naughty, and save Santa the trip Nasty naughty, and save Santa the trip Bad bad bad bad bad naughty, and save Santa the trip Bad bad bad naughty, and Santa the trip Gonna save him the whole trip Get some of those elves over here and save
The Hunt
The thrill of the hunt, the chase, the capture. That one perfect moment where love and hate, life and death, fear and ecstasy roll together into a scent so strong it transcends the mortal coil. Finding your prey, slipping through the world, gliding like a ghost amongst the herd, until you get close. Watching, waiting, tense, and still, while its sixth sense warns it of danger and it looks around trying to find what is making its little heart beat faster and faster. Feeling that fear wrap around you as it oozes from your prey’s body. Then, as it begins to calm, faster then a thought, lunging and snapping your jaws, feeling your fangs slice the delicate flesh, reveling in the power, in the life coursing down your throat as the prey bleeds out. Basking in the glow of a successful hunt, feeling the hot scarlet wash of blood pumping from the frantic heart of your helpless prey, as it slowly stills into death. And so it is with the Hunt, finding that fearful, timid, and lonely sou
The mirror shatters in shards so pure each part defiled and less than they were light glimmers a thousand ways flickering and fading til the end of days a thousand souls cry to be free each one screams an arrow through me hope fades in reflections of rage trapped forever in my tiny cage reason flies in the face of fear tearing down and destroying all that was dear love drowns in the darkling mist crimson tide from the wrist children fall like stalks of wheat flames of pain charring with their heat sanity slips out of my hands trickling away like grains of sand
Sex Quotes
Sex Quotes I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Tom Clancy "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is," Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First La
Silent As The Grave
Silent as the grave nothing left to save Misty darkness creeping forward smothering the soul forever more dance on my grave my love sacrifice a pure white dove taste my tears my sweet slit my wrists nice and neat moon hangs like the all seeing eye everything beneath is a lie night falls with crushing weight tortured soul roars its hate the beast glides through the fading light eyes gleaming deadly and bright sanity shatters like an old flagstone in the end we are all alone...
Freakz Of Nature!!!!!!!
LADIES AND MOTHER FUCKIN' GENTLEMEN! COME ONE, COME ALL AND CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! Tracks from an up and coming band called Freakz of Nature. Take a listen and feel free to add the group to your friends list. AND SHOW SOME MOTHER FUCKING SUPPORT! 1. DR AMA2. Word Of The Scripture3. Rock The Word4. Darkness5. Follow Me6. Wave Your Hands7. Trash Can Man CLICK HERE FOR THE F.O.N. MYSPACE PAGE! CLICK HERE FOR THE F.O.N. STREET TEAM PAGE! CLICK HERE FOR THE SCRUBBY NINJA RECORDS PAGE! CLICK HERE FOR THE SCRUBBY NINJA RECORDS STREET TEAM PAGE!
My Vow To You
When you are sad, I will dry your tears When you are scared, I will comfort your fears When you need love, my heart I will share When you are sick, for you I will care You will feel my love when we are apart Knowing that nothing will change my heart When you are worried, I will give you hope When you are confused, I will help you cope When you are lost, and can’t see the light My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright This is my vow, one that I pledge till the end For you above all are my wife and best friend These words I have written, speak of my love for you From my lips these words spoken, shall always ring true God has blessed me, and with your hand in mine Both of our hearts, will forever intertwine Into all lives, falls pain and sorrows, I promise together, we will meet all tomorrows Happy in marriage, honor and love blessed in unity by God above
Sooo, I'm watching a movie right now. My super ex girlfriend. Good movie, sorta. Kinda cute. SO, he breaks up wiht her. And then she tortures the HELL out of him. It's amazing. I so wish I could do that. God, Lindon wouldn't have a moment of peace til i was happy.... Actually... I am happy. It's pretty strange. I'm so in love Andrew. It's insane. I mean, hell, read back through my blogs about my bullshit relationships, and the bullshit I've gone through with Lindon... and here I am... i can't explain how much I truly love him. He means the world to me. I've never been so in love some one... After Lindon i never thought I'd be able to love someone on that level. i never thought I'd be able to get over him, and love someone like I did him. And now, As i sit here thinking about Andrew, I know that I love him more than I could have ever loved anyone. He's the one for me. I find myself being so cheesy romantic, and smiling for no other reason than thinking of him. Everytime he tex
A Table Set For Two
Candles flicker softly on a table set for two, There's no one on the earth tonight except for me and you. A nice romantic dinner and a bottle of chilled wine, And we are here together in a moment stopped in time. A love so few have ever known and this is its birth night, Alone within our little world, you and I and candlelight. So soon we will set free the feelings that we want to share. And I am held here spellbound by your laughter in the air. Thoughts of love like falling leaves, Swirling in the autumn breeze, Flow in our minds and in our eyes, A tender look and longing sighs, We touch and as the fire starts, That we have kindled in our hearts, We kiss and hear the angels sing, As heavens gift to me you bring, No more to live my life alone, And in your soul I found my home, At peace within your loving arms, Captivated by your charms, And happily I'd die for you, Here at this table set for two.
My Sweetheart
So often when I am embracing you, It seems that you exist in this world only because of me and I exist because of you. It's not easy to wander in this world and not lose one's way, but the greatest happiness of all is in giving joy to one's beloved. And if the king can have his throne, and if the bird can have his Spring nest, and God can have his heaven, then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!
It Took Us All Night
It only took a minute for us to finally end it I guess we'd seen it comin' for some time And it only took one hour to sit and talk it over But it took us all night long to say goodbye Now the flame is gone I know And the ashes have grown cold And the love we had we'll never have again But there's one ember left that must have never died 'Cause it took us all night long to say goodbye Too many tears have fallen, too many dreams were broken And holdin' on would be a waste of time But sometimes I know I'll wonder if it was really over 'Cause it took us all night to say goodbye Now the flame is gone I know And the ashes have grown cold And the love we had we'll never have again But there's one ember left that must have never died 'Cause it took us all night long to say goodbye There's one ember left that must have never died 'Cause it took us all night long to say goodbye
CHELSEA J. CARTER AP National Writer "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, who was fatally shot during a performance, was a frenetic, ear-shattering guitarist whose riffs for the Grammy-nominated Pantera and more recently Damageplan were a heavy-metal staple. He was 38. Abbott was shot to death as he took the stage Wednesday with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio. Three other people also were fatally shot before a police officer shot the gunman to death. The deaths shook the heavy-metal music industry, and fans flooded Web sites to share their shock. "I'm absolutely beside myself with grief. I can't for the life of me understand why someone would do this," said Ozzy Osbourne, who often toured with Pantera. The metal band Drowning Pool cancelled its tour following the rampage. One of the other victims in the shooting once worked for Drowning Pool. "No one knows why some people do the heinous things they do," the band said in a statement. "Dimeb
Tues (part One)
Hello and Happy TUESDAY Trains on track ... ~~~~Another one on its way!~~~~ What's a Tuesday Train? This weeks Train: CoorsLightGirl Coors is one of my ol' buddy from the early day mumms, she's sweet & like me, into photo edits/manipulations -Check her out- ~shauny32 ~ Shauny's from the land down under, She seems to be well travel and a girl of good taste. Reverend Ms. D Don't let the number fool ya, she's no n00b Ms.D just recently shed all her fu status and started fresh, here to make friends & not fu points! I suggest -you
One For Dimebag
'Dimebag' Darrell Abbott: A Larger-Than-Life Guitarist And Human Being 'He's the type of guy that would do anything for his friends,' says Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian. Larger than life" are perhaps the words that best describe guitar legend Darrell Abbott — a.k.a. Dimebag Darrell — who was shot and killed onstage Wednesday night in Columbus, Ohio From the moment he and his brother Vinnie (who went by Vinnie Paul) formed Pantera in Dallas in 1982, Abbott lived to be a heavy metal hero and strived to take guitar playing to a new place. And when Pantera took off, he gleefully indulged in the spoils of rock stardom, launching his own strip club and endorsing his own line of guitars. But what he'll always be best remembered for is his mastery of his instrument. For more than 15 years, Abbott's playing crackled and burned like a dangerous brushfire, first with Pantera, and then, when that band publicly exploded in 2000, with Damageplan, which he co-founded with Vinnie last year. He
Yes, I know the song is by Nick Lachey. But I love the lyrics, they are amazing.. Nothing but an empty page Breathing in an open space Captured by your moment's grace again There's so much I left behind Even more that waits in time Everything's so undefined I'm standing on the edge of my fear And I see it clear Here's my resolution I'm letting go All I need to learn is along this road And I just want to be the best man I can be Breathe, it's my resolution Living life without a plan Finding solace where I stand And learning how to love again And all I want is something real That I can feel Here's my resolution I'm letting go All I need to learn is along this road And I just wanna be the best man I can be 'Cause here's my resolution I'm letting go All I need to learn is along this road And I just wanna be the best man I can be Breathe, it's my resolution My resolution
Childern Cry
children cry in terror strong nothing is right everything is wrong fear like a moth in their eyes eternal sadness as their world dies too young to know why everything is a terrible lie they saw their hopes wither and burn and still the hands of time turn rage crushes their souls in its fist dispair drips its venom into their midst hope twists slowly to scorn madness in their eyes is born fate is a cruel master purity dying just a little faster
Im The One
If you need someone to take you by the hand And help you heal your broken heart Show you how to find the faith in love again So you can make a brand new start If you're looking for the man to chase away your clouds And be your morning sun Oh, baby, I'm the one Believing in tomorrow is so hard When all your yesterdays are filled with pain Trusting in the future isn't easy When the past is just pouring rain All you need is someone who can take away The memory of what he's done Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one Oh, baby, I'm the one
The Clown
The Clown Dragging me down As pain spins me 'round Laughing through the tears Smiling when all is lost in fears I watch you dance and smile Souls lost in denial You dance and play Quietly dies the light of day You see only the fool wandering lost nothing new A world built of smoke and mirrors held together with a glue of tears. Your souls are cast to the pits of fire Charred in the funeral pyre Watching from the outside Shivering in the cold night-tide Purity sacrificed on an altar of lies Everything good slowly dies You whirl and spin around And still in death, I am your smiling clown
Omgggg Sensual
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Cherry The Path Leads Here
No rush though I need your touch I won't rush your heart Until you feel on solid ground Until your strength is found, girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul Like a river lead you home And I'll walk a step behind In the shadows so you shine Just ask it will be done And I WILL prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Somebody else was here before He treated you unkind And broken wings need time to heal Before a heart can fly, girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul Like a river lead you home And I'll walk a step behind In the shadows so you shine Just ask it will be done And I will prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true All I want to do is give the best of me to you And stand beside you Just ask it will be done And I WILL prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one"
I Could So Go For This Right Now!
Trivia #2
Ok everyone here's a good one for you googlers LOL. What is this guys name.
Ex's - Why Can’t They Just Go Away?
I'm SO tired of my name coming out of individuals mouths who say they wouldn't piss in my mouth with gasoline if I was on fire! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND ARE SICK OF ME, THEN LEAVE ME THE F*K ALONE AND KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! I could give a damn less what or who they do as long as it doesn't involve my kids. I'm tired of it getting people involved that should never have been, such as family and Jaycees. Certain people need to grow up and move on with their lives. If they have nothing better to do than talk about me all the time, then they sure have one pathetic life!
Rendezvous with me, At the rivers edge. We can step back in time, Be there once again. I will hold you, You can hold me. We can make love, The way it use to be. I will give you my heart, You can give me yours. If you would rendezvous with me, AT the rivers edge. We can make found memories. Hold them in our hearts. Recall all the times, That we dance in the moon light. I could kiss your lips of red red wine. I could feel your body next to mine. If only you will rendezvous with me at the rivers edge. I could love you once more. Make my wishes come true. Do all the things, Never had the chance to. I know you don't love me, That you never will. However I still need you to make my dreams come true. One more rendezvous at the rivers edge. Then I could hold everything, Like I use to. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Somebody's Me~ Enrique Iglesias
Ageless Wit And Observations
AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS "If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey,
Destiny, A Very True Statement
"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
Mean Moms , Thank You Mom , I Love You
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when you
My Hero,my Best Firend, My Love
I sit here thinking every sec that goes by how much I miss you! How with you not here leaves an empty feeling in my world. I think back to all our memories all the times you made me smile and bring my sadness to all smiles. You always told me keep my head up things will turn around. You changed My life in more ways then you could ever imagine. I have hurt in my heart from losing you sticks out like a knife was put through it! There are times when I shut everyone out and just want to be alone to hide my tears. I cant help it. I miss those words that came from you "I love you babes" or "you are my angel" How I miss the times you sang the song you wrote for me. I miss everything about you and the love that we shared. I will hold you and our memories and love forever in my heart! There are many times I find it hard to get by if it wasnt for my kids and your words to keep going I dont know where i would be! Those whom read this I was engaged to a wonderful man whom was one of the bravest I
Strange Things In The World
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals have to be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick???) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think about thi
My Valentine
My Valentine Bathing in the light of a midnight moon. A soft picnic blanket is our cocoon. The metamorphosis has begun. As you and I, become one. The limits of love are endless Grandiose and noblesse Every moment a new plateau Emulating that first hello. Venturing to places never before seen. Dining on loves delicious cuisine. Unlimited courses for which to devour. Enabling the birth of passions flower. In the heat of passion, our bodies engage. A placid meadow is our stage. We let go of all inhibitions, Forever chasing love’s intuitions Melting together like warm ice cream. ‘Neath the lucent lunar beam. To you my heart, I do resign My one and only Valentine
When You Say,...
Sigh i\'m home sick...again... not fun.. my moms bitching at me for being sick = bitch... yeah.... someone talk to me i\'m bored the sb is open for yall!
I Completely Agree!
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My Birthday
My birthday is comeing up and for once I would love to have a big birthday party and I am Hopeing to do so on Sat Nov 24th at lamberts My stepson and some of my friends are giving me one and I hope all my friends will come and party with me on that day. Don't miss out it will be fun. Just drop me a private message and let me know if you can make it hope to see all my friends there. Have a good one.
No Sense Complaining The Bouncer Has Spoken
Think Fast 2
Let's try again, because that was fun and to be truthful I need a laugh. Word association - just write the first word that pops in your head. Comment below. Thanks! :) Microphone - Aunt - Gallows - Report - Dinner - Quart - Buffer - Poker -
When Words Speak...~
When Words Speak...~ when words can speak life they can heal the broken mild the beast and diminish the strife when words can hear they listen to you your thoughts your emotions all but true.... when words speak to the dark the light shines through a window of pain soothing the robust waves and filling the empty caves. when words touch and feel and caress ones heart it is not a lost end but a new start. when words are written they are all these things and more when words are words they zoom to the heavens fly, hover, and SOAR! when words speak!..... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~
Some people have a little stuff. Some people have a lot of stuff. But it is always interesting how people always are interested in other people’s stuff. They beg and try to bribe you to see your stuff. Like your stuff is better than their stuff. Mind your own stuff, and I’ll mind my stuff.
Rough Times
This is definately a rough time of year. Thursday 11-15-07 will be 1 year ago that my 1/2 sister lost her fight with brain cancer. It was rough for a while I wasn't super close with her the past year but when I was younger I was and just the guilt of letting stupid shit let us not be close was rough.I was standing beside her when she passed away and I thought that would have bothered me but it actually helped because she went peaceful after a long day of a horrible breathing sound and her being in a coma type state. Anyways we have the same father is how were related and I'm very close and very very much admire my dad and its just been so hard seeing him break down he still cries soo often and I know its just going to be so hard on him this week.Hes 74 yrs old I'm just not sure how much more heartache he can handle. On 11-27-07 it will make 2 yrs since my mother in law passed away suddenly and unexsplained.My husband has said a few things lately out of the blue so I know its weighin
I just finished my lunch and now I want something sweet.:( I don't know what I want though ... Should I go for candy, cookies or ice cream?
Havent Decided Yet
i might be deleting my fubar account... havent decided yet... tired of all the drama i am getting from my family and my sons father... its to damn fuckin hard to keep up with lounges while being sick and trying to watch a baby... now if i had help here during the day that would be different... i will keep ya'll posted on my decision
It's about time To give up hope I've tried for so long It's too hard To keep hanging on Don't want to say good bye But it's hard to have things All one sided I care too much I want to hear you say Just hi would be good enough today It's been too long I've waited my time What is so wrong with me That you wont even tell me goodbye Keep me hanging on Looking for hope My hope is dying out It's my time Time To let go I'm out of time Back to reality I go Watch him leave Walk though the door He'll never re-enter again It's time to breath It's time to cry It's time to face myself and all the reasons why I gave up hope today
Which Way Now?
horoscopes says............Today is perfect for starting in new directions and using your powerful energy to try new things. You may find that people are more willing than usual to help you out or follow your directions. Questions is where the fork do I wanna go????
Broken Angel Without Wings.
Broken Angel by BlueWolf © She has a smile that can light up the night, and eyes I swear that shine so bright, But when she can't take it no more she breaks down and cries, Yeah she don't know it but a little piece of me dies, oh Shes the angel, that forgot her wings, she's missing her halo, and man she can sing. But every time that her hearts get broke, she stands up and sings at the top of her throat, I'm a broken hearted angel, without my wings I can't fly. but No matter what happens I'll always get by. after all this time, its so hard to let go, but It will be the last time i ever leave my tears in the snow. She's got a baby, that looks up to her mama, she'd do anything just to see her baby smile. But she's not as strong as she pretends to be, she falls apart every once in a while, At night when she puts her to bed, they fold their hands and talk to Jesus above, she thinks in her head, "Help me understand how he could just walk right out on us". He doesn'
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby and Alvin F. Poussaint, M.D. 12:53 p.m. ET, Sun., Oct. 14, 2007 MR. TIM RUSSERT: For the last half century he has performed on television, in the movies and on stage. For the last three years he has traveled the country listening to and talking with the black community. MR. BILL COSBY: I want you to go back to parenting. You young men, when you get married and you have children, you’ve got to parent. You’ve got to be parents. MR. RUSSERT: In this new book, “Come On, People: On the Path from Victims to Victors,” he tackles controversial and complicated issues such as the plight of the black family, black on black violence, high school dropout rates, the need for parental responsibility and more. With us, entertainer and activist Bill Cosby, and his co-author, Dr. Alvin F. Poussaint, professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School. Cosby and Poussaint, only on MEET THE PRESS. But first this morning, we take a break from our coverage of po
Do I Qualify??
Pretty much,9 outta 10 times it's safe to say I'm listening to some form of metal music in one form or another!....Though I do listen to all kinds of that an I do have long pretty tresses!.....LMAO......I dunno,do I qualify as a headbanger an metal head!? love,muahs!....Peace out dudes an dudettes!
Lonely For My Love
I spend all my time in the dark, in the shower,in the rain Hiding this hole in my heart where I feel so much pain Empty bed,empty heart,empty arms in a world that's gone black Just coastin along,life on hold until you can come back I know I should cherish and treasure our love And I do But I feel like my center is missing while I'm without you When you call me, I put on a smile and I try to be strong But this being apart is so hard and goes on for so long You just called, unexpected, the love I can hear in your voice Let's me know I go on, I can do this,there's no other choice I can take endless days,lonely nights, countless tears that may fall I can take it-as long as there's you, at the end of it all!
Why is it that men do everything in their power to ensure you fall in love with them then when they KNOW you have fallen and fallen hard they back off. They can even go as far as to propose, plan a fubar wedding and back out of both of those. THEN they won't take your calls even when they're international calls. How is it we let them do this to us? I must be really needy to let this happen. But its funny even after all that I still love the man. Who knows what the future will bring I'm HOPING at minimum an email or IM at best a phone call in return
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I'm Such A Brat!
I noticed a band I really like is going to a not so far away venue. Driveable distance. So I texted Chris to see if she wants to go. We said after we saw Jason in two weeks that was it for the year. I'm used to getting what I want though. We'll see if she caves. :D What are you guys doing?
As i sit here in my room Images race through my head Of that faithful November day Walking home from school that day I quickly realize i would never be the same And as i came upon his limp body I realize my friend, had kept his word 14yrs of living doesnt prepare you for this Anger inside because he is what i miss Pain i feel is all cause of me He was hurting why couldnt i see Changed me forever The way i think and feel In that split second He flipped my world Things that i thoguht would be Were just a mirage of smoke My vision has brcome a blur And my body numb Rage runs through my veins Where love was long ago My soul needs time to mend As i say goodby to a dear friend
7,127 To Fu-king!!!
Please help Kinkstar Sin level to fu-king today!!! She returns the love!!! KinkStar Sin **NO SALUTE-NO ADD! ** Rate/Fan/READ PROFILE!@ fubar
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My Pledge
No words can ever define The feeling of when we kiss Warmth of our embrace And your sweet hand on my face That smile, and thos eyes Melts my soul Never a love, this perfect Has yet or will ever Be as true or as strong
*77 You Should Know
> I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. > Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind
So, my sister is a stripper ok? And, I have tons of friends who are strippers, and frankly, i love boobs just as much as any man... Here's my thing... and this shit is really really bothering me... I personally could never date a stripper, be it female or male. I'm too jealous, and possessive. I would not be able to deal with my signifigant other naked and rubbing on hundred of other people... I'm just, jealous as hell like that. I mean, GOD. I want some things to be for me, adn me alone. Sure, who doesn't like knowing hundreds of people wanna fuck who you're with... but still... i'd rather know that every inch of that person is mine, and mine alone... I'd rather know, that only I would see them naked, and that only I would be able to touch, see and feel, those parts. (wow i'm being soooo "pg" lol) I'm just like, WOW... i want privacy, and me stuff... damn I'm annoyed as hell right now... So far ALMOST all the men i've asked said they wouldn't care, or would even LIKE it.... a
My eyes darken over time My soul loses hope Life becomes so trival Struggles inside overwhelm Harder it becomes To even care Would it...even matter Confussion and doubt Swirl around in my mind Like a dark foggy night Unable to see What use to be so clear So is this what they call living Or are we merely just excisting
A Word On Nsfw
Dear friends, Those of you who know me, know that I don't usually rate random pics. I like pics of you, pics of things in your life, because I am usually (lol) genuinely interested in my friends. If you have posted NSFW pics of yourself... Well first of all, I won't look if you're a guy. And ladies, I probably won't rate them, I will likely never comment them. It's not that I don't appreciate them. There are no points awarded on any NSFW pics for ratings. The pics are personal in nature and I would rather not comment them publicly. Everyone has beauty. If you see that I have actually clicked on an NSFW pic belonging to you, consider it a compliment. I have stopped to admire someone beautiful. I'm not perving, not just looking for NSFW. Rather stopping my regular routine to appreciate, admire and take in the beauty that you have shared. BUT If you were mine and you posted NSFW.. I'd be pissed off because I would want you to be ALL MINE!! LOL 8-P Have a GREAT day ladie
Unnamed 2
As i awaken and look at you My eyes focus, can this be I wonder and guess, think and feel Can this be, is this it? The way we are With all our pain and scars Can we over come our doubt To prove even jaded flowers can sprout Our love feels so steady and strong There isn't a thing thats wrong So where do we go Do we go fast or take it slow Does it matter, my love is already yours To be with someone Who truly can see you Like no eyes, ever have Can it be, anything else...
You Will Always Do This For Them
Old Mail System Coming Back, Your Existing Mail Will Be Deleted!!!
hey everyone, i'm working on migrating back to the old private message system. the current email/message system seems to be way to much overkill for the site, and it makes communication more cumbersome than it needs to be. if you have a custom url/email address setup, it will still work. for example, i'll still be able to receive email from my friends outside fubar at you'll also still be able to respond to these emails, and send them to people not on the site. the downside of this migration is that old messages in the current system will be lost. as i type this, all messages are currently being written to both systems, so when we actually cut over your inbox won't be empty-- but it will only contain messages from the last 24-48 hours. if you have anything in your inbox now, that's really important i recommend that you forward it off to another email address otherwise it may be lost. i know some of the newer members don't know what the 'old private me
Never Never Land
I'm calling Peter Pan. Being a grown-up sucks ass. I'm fed up. Too much stress, too much drama - and too much CRAP. So, if any of you folks know a the way to the Lost Boy's tree house - I'm in for a good Bang-A-Rang. It's Friday. Let's sling some imaginary shit, spaz out like it doesn't matter, and feel alive. Hell, I'm happy for a good sprinkler run. Call me Wendy if you wanna - let's rattle Tink's bell and fly! Holla at me if you're in. Say I'm not the only one!!
Good Day, Sunshine!
I just looked out the window and the sun is actually shining! Can you believe that? Here in N.E.? Ok well, maybe not actually shining, but it is making a darn good effort to try and break through the clouds. Ugh! Never mind, more clouds! Should have know that was a fluke.
When U Mess Up U Mess Up
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser". "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts s
Home Is Where The Heart Is
The word “home” has a wide variety of connotations. To some, home is merely a place where basic needs are addressed. To others, home is the foundation from which they draw their strength and tranquility. Still, others view home as a place inexorably linked to family. Yet all these definitions of home imply somewhere we can be ourselves and are totally accepted. There, we feel safe enough to let down our guard, peaceful enough to really relax, and loved enough to want to return day after day. However, these qualities need not be linked to a single space or any space at all. Home is where the heart is and can be the locale you live in, a community you once lived in, or the country where you plan to live someday. Or home can be a feeling you carry inside yourself, wherever you are. The process of evolution can require you to undergo transformations that uproot you. Moving from place to place can seem to literally divide you from the foundations you have come to depend on. Since your h
In Reply To The Guitar....
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. A guitar has a volume knob AND???? 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one BUT OURS LOOKS HOTTER 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU CAN DO IT WITH US TOO 4. You can unplug a guitar AND?? WE CAN LEAVE 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more I WANT FINGERED FOR HOURS!!!!! 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset UUM, NO COMMENT 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested IF YOU'RE GOOD, AND SNEAKY, YOU CAN FINGER US IN PUBLIC TOO... AND WE CAN GIVE YOU HEAD 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care UM, SERIOUSLY?!?!?! COME ON!!! 9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. THEY MAKE GEL THAT MAKES WOMEN TIGHTER.... UM, NO I HAVEN'T USED IT... I JUST SAW IT IN CHRISTIES... SO THERE
Greatest Bar In The World
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantas
Get In The Lumber Yard Tonite For The Contest
It's thirsty Tuseday so stop in for the contest or just for fun
Internet B/s
You Are A Dying Breed!!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured
Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night. The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night. So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry. The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
7 Shots Of Vodka
Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them." The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk about it"? The man says "No!" and drinks the next 2 shots. The bartender says "Come on and tell me about it I've got a good ear, that's why a lot of people come here for, to tell their troubles." The man by then has finished the 7 shots and says "Ok, today was my first blowjob." The bartender says "Hey great, have another on the house." The man says "No, if 7 doesn't get the taste out, nothing will!"
Bout To
hey probally not gonna be here much longer.....Thinking about deleting my account..Yay or nay....
I Just Dont Know...
I wish that my life would be easy, that someone who loves me will come into my life, I dont know what to do, I just feel so lonely at the moment. I feel like everything is pointless sometimes. I have people that care about me, but why do the guy I like have to live in a different country? It feels so lonely when there is no one to cuddle into at night. I wish that my heart would stop betraying me.I wish that someone would be here and give me comfort when i am in need.That someone would love me for who I am, that things would be easy again.Noththing is as it should in my life at the moment.I guess that its because I dont have the kids here at the moment, they would help so much. Just by being here, just by looking at me and just telling me they love me sometimes without ever being asked.Well life will improve I know it is just hard sometimes to be alone.I wouldnt wish it to anyone. I am happy for everyone that has the love of their life in their life.. well enough now.. Love an
"what Is It With Men And Guitars?!" Well, Here's The Answer, Sugar...
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a guitar 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care 9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. 10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it 11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking 14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for
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My Hole
inside its dark just the way i like its deep, making it hard to breathe when i decide to escape the walls are too steep there is no one to help me i'm too weak to help myself my fingers don't hold so i'm stuck, in my hole like always
Help Please!
hey everyone here is the link to the contest...please help if you can i really need it or i wouldnt ask...peace contest runs another week..thanks
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Go Out To All Of My Cherokeepeople On Fubar And Pls Look At The Tude And List Ok Ty
A glass wall separates me from my site. So that the world teasingly dangles in front of me, Knowing that I can't touch it. Knowing that I only await waiting to Waiting for the tiger, clawing fervently underneath my skin to find an exit, to find freedom, but mostly, myself.
This Is A Website, Friendships Are Real!!
************************************************************************************************************************************************* Why does it always seem that things are good and all of a sudden it feels like everything is falling in on you? I am tired of all the crap, well she said this and he said that. I tried to get on this site to give you all something to laugh about. Something to feel good about, I wanted to be a friend to anyone willing to be a friend to me. I once entered this contest asking my friends to help out. I did get help, a lot of it and I won the contest. I was so happy and thankful for it. Some friends did it out of sheer friendship. Others did it because they wanted help. I got a lot of stuff thrown back in my face always about how they helped me. When I do things for people on this site I do them without thinking what can they do for me. I used to be selfish back when I was in high school, but I had people teach me that I could be satisfied doi
Bulletin F/ Myspace "to All The Girls"
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked AGAIN because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the great stage with no fight
Tonight I prayed for God to take me, I can't carry this load/ Take me, please, up above, 'Cause I don't like the other road. I wake up each morning, And have to wake to this life/ I've messed up everything, I'm losing my wife. Messed with her heart, Messed with her head/ Messed up our future, I want to be dead. This is the woman, Who gave me a boy and girl/ Two other people I'll let down, And mess uptheir world. I love all three of them, That's why I wish for death/ Their futures will be brighter, When I draw my last breath. My life's a mess, all of my doing, How could I have been so blind?/ To not see I'd lose it all, She was there all the time. My wife and children deserve more, Than I could ever offer them/ I'm asking you, Lord, to take me tonight, To you I confess my sins.
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Kickin Doors, Fighting Fires Savin Lives!
kickin doors fightin fires savin lives just another day@ fubar
First Contest
3 Days
In 3 days I'm leaving Fubar for good to never return. Wish all of you the best at whatever you're looking for.
Today On World Rock Radio
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How Easy Am I??
You are 33% easy You are not very easy. You like to at least date someone before sleeping with them. For you, sex is about more than just the pleasure, although you do get a lot of pleasure from it. Take this quiz at yep yep so true! I like a committed relationship, and I have to have feelings for the person before I will even make out with them, so sorry for you speeders :P I take my time
T.H.U.G.S. (Trues Humbly United Gatherin' Souls) I am looking for Bone Thug fans among this Fubar Community to join the T.H.U.G.S. online clicq. A Bone Thug Fan Fam of sorts. Too join you'll rate, fan, & friend me, (Family space is limited by Fubar). Then add "of T.H.U.G.S." to your current screen name like this "(Your Screen Name) of T.H.U.G.S."! So, I'm calling out all trues to unite & represent. Are you down? IF YOU HAVE JOINED, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN ADD YOU to my family list!
Looks Like I'm A Grandma! ;)
My chihuahua just had babies, so I guess that makes me a grandma right? Check out the rest of the pics in my babies folder. :)
I am so tired of jealous Little Twits marking my pics NSFW, if the can't get there heads out of the clouds they need to get a real life my pics that is being marked is no worse than I see anywhere else. I had a toon marked this morning that has been on my profile since I came on here in April and even got it from another profile that is not marked. Plus seen alot worse in other pics too that is not marked.
Kids are our future in life if we don't give them what they need in life the respect, and everything else then our kids well not be able to live in the reall world. I also would like to share that my lil man is crawling and its so cute. My daughter is getting bigger and is getting a mouth on her also.
Grandpa went into the ER this morning. Idk if its for his lungs or heart this time, im waiting to hear back. It was his birthday a week or so ago, 87 years old.
Sexual Effect
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Where Have I Been?
Ok I am sure a couple of you are wondering where the heck have I been for so long. It has been really insane around here lately and there has been a couple of things going on. 1)A little background first. My hubby had 3 kids from his first marriage but lost contact almost 20 years ago when his ex wife moved the kids and wouldnt tell him where they were. He went to pick them up for his weekly visistation and they were gone and the house wwas empty. he tried looking for them but no one would tell him anything and the child support could NOT tell him because of the child protection laws. Well a few weeks ago I got a letter in the mail from a woman who was looking for her husband's father. It was confirmedshortly after that that this was in fact my hubby's oldest son from his first marriage. They had been looking for him for years. We are currently planning a BIG reunion between father and son and now grandkids too!!! 2)I have been trying to start my own business. I do professional r
Y'all Think I'm Jokin 'bowt This Sheeut
Back to Story - Help Former pilots and officials call for new U.S. UFO probe Mon Nov 12, 5:58 PM ET Democratic U.S. presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich may have been ridiculed for saying he had seen a UFO, but for some former military pilots and other observers, unidentified flying objects are no laughing matter. An international panel of two dozen former pilots and government officials called on the U.S. government on Monday to reopen its generation-old UFO investigation as a matter of safety and security given continuing reports about flying discs, glowing spheres and other strange sightings. "Especially after the attacks of 9/11, it is no longer satisfactory to ignore radar returns ... which cannot be associated with performances of existing aircraft and helicopters," they said in a statement released at a news conference. The panellists from seven countries, including former senior military officers, said they had each seen a UFO or conducted an official investig
I'm so sick of you other countries bashing our military for trying to help out the defenseless in your countries!!! that's right I said Defenseless. And of Course if you go blowing up our buildings we are not goin to sit idly by and not do a thing!. There are alot of political factors on this war that doesn't need to be. But again that is our Governemnt doin it. Not our Soldiers!!! their laying their lives on the line not only for us here at home but for you as well. If we didn't step in u would call us cowards, and now that we step in to help your defensless bunch of ppl u say we in the way. Make your frickin mind up already.Then u say well they did what they have to do, they can leave now. Really? Can You go to sleep at night in your own country and know you will wake up the next morning or that night without someone in the ALqueda shootin or bombing your own people? I may not be all that smart when it comes to war or w/e but you can't just expect that were actually goin to leave whe
Yesterday while I was sitting at my desk I started getting a headache. I wasn't sure if it was because of my privacy filter, or just staring too long at my screen. Last night sleep seemed impossible to find. When I got in bed around 10:30 I had no trouble falling asleep, but i woke up an hour later and couldn't find it again. Got up for a while, fucked around online, cammed with an old friend back in California, tried again. No luck. So this morning I wake up with a terrible sore throat, I'm stuffed up, and I feel like shit. If I wasn't leaving for New York tomorrow, I probably would've gone into work. However, there's no fucking way I'm missing that trip, even if it is for training.
So, it transpires that the good folks here at the place where I work out are on the warpath about folks being on teh internets when they should be working... so looks like kins might have to go into hiding or lose his job, if it ain't too late already. Now how do you like them apples?
As I look at you You ponder at me No words are needed Our heart and soul Seem to know What our lips fear to say What makes us stop Fear of the unknown Maybe its our wounded hearts Which we fear may bloom To fall uncontrollable To be loved unlimited Is this to fear??? My heart pounds The more you smile Our arms clasp one another As our lips give in
Friends And Family
You know its kinda funny that 80% to 90% of the people here want talk or chat with you unless you buy them a VIP or BLAST. Whats the deal with that? I thought this was a room to meet you friends and have fun with either other. Well i have meet a few new friends and there are a few real people here that like to chat and to those i say thanks. To the rest well you can guess>
Fortune Cookie
Rest In Peace Uncle Bill
I just wanted to let my friends know that my Uncle Bill that lived across the street, passed away early this morning....He had some liver problems and it got worse.....Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers today. Huggzzzz & smiles, Leah
If I Were On Ebay
My Wish
As I dreamt you were mine With your beautiful brown hair and your lovely green eyes We lay side by side And heart to heart As we look into each others eyes With our arms embracing one another I whisper that I will love you forever As out two souls become one And our love strengths day by day I will always love you and never stray
You'll never understand what I go through All because I'm in love with you. Everything I have sold. All the lies that I have been told. You say you love me So why can't you see? All the pain you put inside I wish I could just run and hide Why do you do this to me? Do you want me to just let you be? I don't know what to do anymore I feel to you I am just a bore. My time with you is coming to its end I will love you until the day I die. Please don't make me say goodbye.
Vows My love, my sher You showed me what it is to be To be ….truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others A love of our two old souls That finally intertwine After life times of searching Leaving no doubt , our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means To be loved deeper then forever To be loved more passionate, then ever So when I say I do I mean I have, I do, and I’ll always Love you, with a love that’s deeper and more passionate Then ever felt before
If He Knew
If he only knew. The love we had, that he just blew. I wish he felt my pain inside. I wish he saw the tears I've cried. He gave me my dreams then took them away. And "why talk about it now?" is all he has to say Soon I will be strong enough to take that walk. Right now I stay and try to talk. Is it him? or is it me? Am I just too blind to see? The love I have for him inside Should it show or do I let it Hide? Why does he tell me "I love you"? When it seems he will never say "I do". He says he wants to grow old with me Do I continue to fight or just let him be? He always puts me to the side Is that the reason I feel he lied? I don't know what to do anymore. I can't cry again and my heart is sore. Am i just another girl on his step ladder? Then what about this baby, pressing on my bladder? I love him so much I really do But is he ever going to get a clue?
My First Blast
Hey I got my first blast thanks to Peachykeenjelly but I would like to keep a memory of it unfortunately I cant take screen shots so I ask if any of you can when you do see my blast please take a screen shot of it and send it my way please I will be very appreciative Thank you
Thanksgiving Idea's With only nine days left until Thanksgiving you will look at all those leftovers and not sure what to do with them...Well Kidd-O's here is a suggestion for you. Homemade Turkey Soup Ingredients 6 lb. turkey breast. It should have some meat (at least 2 cups) remaining on it to make a good, rich soup. 2 medium onions 3 stalks of celery 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary 1/2 teaspoon dried sage 1 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram 1/2 teaspoon dried tarragon 1/2 tablespoon salt black pepper to taste 1/2 lb. Italian pastina or pasta Directions 1. Place turkey breast in a large 6-quart pot. Cover with water, at least 3/4 full. 2. Peel onions, cut in large pieces, and add to pot. Wash celery stalks, slice, and add to pot also. 3. Simmer covered for about 2-1/2 hours. 4. Remove carcass from pot. Divide soup into smaller, shallower containers for quick cooling in the refrigerator. 5. After
Queen B
This ladys got a thickness, can i get a witness? This betty bootys got a thickness, Can i get a hell yea?
A Real Update From Iraq
Forget all the crap you see on TV and read in the newspapers, here is the real deal... From: Dill LtCol Jeffrey J (1/7 Bn Co) Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 3:45 PM Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Family, friends, and Fellow Marines, As promised, here is my first "update" from this tour in Iraq. I will try and get one of these out about every month. I hope this finds you all doing well. It has been a very fast moving month and a half as we moved the 1,000 Marines from 1/7 and literally tons of equipment and material half way around the world through Kuwait and eventually into Iraq. We have inventoried and signed for well over a hundred pieces of rolling stock, thousands of pieces of electronic equipment and computers, joined a few hundred more reinforcements to 1/7 (making us now "Task Force 1/7") and then we put everyone in their new positions, spreading us out over 500 square kilometers. Needless to say, the Marines of the First Team have been busy! Here is the million dollar
Un Happy Ever After
As the tears run slowly down my face I dream of a white dress lined in lace. All I ever wanted was my happy ever after But all I seem to get is a whole lot of laughter My family's all gone, my friends all astray God tell me why does it have to be this way? I pray and pray please let this work out But by the end of the day we only scream and shout Will it ever work for me? will I ever win? Let the pain end. When does my happiness begin? Everyday he says he loves me So why can't someone make him see. My life is just falling apart. Why won't he stop breaking my heart? Why does this love cause me so much pain? I can't do this anymore I'm going insane. All I ever wanted was for him to be by my side. But everyone keeps telling me he lied. He tells me, the rumors, they aren't true. So why do I continue to feel so blue? Why can't he see the love I have inside? By the end of the day all I have done is cried.
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Let's Hope They Raise Ther Yunguns Baptist At Least. ..
Man in India marries dog as atonement Tue Nov 13, 7:34 AM ET NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday. ADVERTISEMENT P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report. The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize
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Whats Your Power Element
Your Power Element is Fire Your power color: red Your energy: hot Your season: spring Like a fire, you are full of power and light. A born leader, you easily draw people toward you. You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous. You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What's Your Power Element?
Interview With God
This has some really AWESOME pictures.
No Meetings
Yeah... not meetings today at all scheduled. I just need to run around and do some PR and shake hands with some people around the county. Nothing scheduled anyway... just meet and greet and then leave. Gotta run... shower and leg shaving day.
Let's Annoy Christians
Kurt Vonnegut may have said it best, "There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason to hate without reservation, to imagine God Almighty hates with you, too." and yet the party of the administration in power continues along this misguided course as it steadily reinforces its mentality of group think as we head into the next "presidential election". This week a great deal of hoopla was made of Rudy Guilianni picking up the endorsement of Pat Robertson and his goon squad. First and foremost any good Italian New Yorker should be absolutely embarassed that such a man and his cronies, who have traditionally shunned/bashed italians, even want to whoo him let alone endorse him. Fred Thompson was strutting his endorsement from the RTL party on tv this morning. Again, why would a "true conservative" want the endorsement of a one issue party whose sole platform is the invasion of privacy and government control over individual behavior. The answer folks is quite simple,
Y R Teen Kids So Damn Stupid
well my 15yr old daughter got pissed at us and packed her shit up and moved in with her asshole boyfriend.we r doing nothing about it but talking to her councilors about the daughter has anger problems and wants to hurt herself when things dont go her way.well now she will find out how damn hard the real life can be and y i'm always in a shitty mood when i dont have money or bored as hell.tuff love is the route we r taking with her if it works cool if not oh well.we're tired of loosing r minds with the damn kid.even her own mother doesnt want to put up with the stupid shit she does. oh well friend tc ttyl tret
Ok .. Tell Me.....
did what I said in his blog sound like I was bashing military? and after that.. I get hit in my shoutbox.. bottom up as usual AkronDav: lol fuck off come on give me somthing better then that coward who talks how our country should be but is to scared to do somthing bout it ->~FunkyMunk...: you know what .. I've been nice up to this point.. and tried to explain what I meant.. but you've done nothing but bit my fuckin head off.. I even apologized AFTER that.. but now you tell me I'm talking out the side of my neck? Fuck OFF AkronDav: yeah I think u was talkn out side of ur neck and it kinda bothered me if u couldnt tell AkronDav: well we lost 1.67 million during WW2 and 4.98 Milllon during WW1 and500,000 in Koera, and 58,976 in Vit and 125 in Gulf, and so far we have lost 3793 now ->~FunkyMunk...: Ok.. like I said.. I'm sorry I commented on your blog.. I'm sorry you've seemed to take it ALL wrong .. and I wish you the best.. I have to go AkronDav: well the reason we are i
"longing" New Poem After So Long A Dry Period....
"Longing" My heart lingers and it aches. Its' love grows and the earth quakes. Still searching for where it belongs. It is just one half searching for the other. I long to look deep into your eyes. To see new galaxies deep within. When once we meet, new life will begin. For too long it has hidden behind shadow. I long to be set free!! Love's roots shall grow deeper than any tree. be found. When found the right one, my heart shall be eternally bound. All I am at this time is raw energy longing.....
READ please the blog of this little SUCKFACE girl
Why is it that nothing lasts, you think everything is perfect. You found that person that makes you smile, gives you the chiles from touching you. It feels so right and that it is going to last forever. And then all of a sudden you start to feel it all slipping through your fingers and you try so hard to hold on to it, but it feels like no matter what you do it will all fade away...... Greg--- We have been through so much, every since that day you came to meet me at the courthouse in Framingham. That was one of the best days of my life, You treated me like a queen. You said it was because you saw how Carlos treated me, and you said I desevred way better than that. I remember the first time you kissed ( like it yeserday instead of it being 2 years ago ) me in the woods after we got high. The first time we ever went to the hotel on rt 9, it was magical. The way you kissed me, the way you touch, and a few other things that you did to me. I use to look forwood to going to the
The Meet
He leaned against the wall, feeling its vibrations as a plane either landed or took flight. His nerves calmer then He would have believed when He booked her flight. For a moment He did ponder the possibility of her changing her mind, but He knew better then that. she would not break her loyalty to Him over her nerves, not to mention how ecstatic her words had been when He had informed her of the flight. "Oh m'Lord, finally m'Lord, thank You Sir" He let these words flow through His mind as people started exiting the terminal on which He would find her. It appeared to be a busy flight, but He new she would be the last off. "I wish for you to leave the plain last my dear," He continued by explaining even though He knew she would follow the command regardless of the reason... "This is how I shall know you upon first sight my dear." When He saw the line end He looked back to the terminal, watching a last solitary figure step out, she was clearly as nervous as could be. She wor
It's Not You, It's Me! What A Line Of Bullshit
Okay I am getting pissed off. Don’t men want you to be nice to them? All they ever do is bitch about how an ex cheated on them, or how mean they were. Then you come along and are nice to them. After a few weeks of dating you get the speech. “It’s not you, it’s ME!” IF you are not ready to date, if you are married, if you already have someone, or you just are looking for sex---LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE –YOU JERKS!!!!! This is the third time this year; I have been given the talk. “It’s not you, it’s ME!” Honking load of bullshit, if you ask me. I have no issues; I am not a needy female. I am kind and supportive. I let my dudes hang out with friends, and go out alone. I am not jealous of FUBAR, yahoo or my space. I do not have issues with a man having girls as friends, I have male friends why shouldn’t he have female friends? The point I am trying to make is: Is there such a thing as being too nice, too understanding, and too wonderful? Sick, just sick to death of being told how awe
Re: Still Think A Plane Hit The Pentagon?
RE: Still think a plane hit the pentagon? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 13 Nov 2007, 00:46 first of all i'd love to see the video from the cameras mounted on the pentagon i think it would show some amazing footage cause whatever went thru all those rings of reenforced concrete walls was not a boeing.instead they try and dump this video from a security booth on us.The us government wanted to see what would happened if a jet crashed into a concrete wall of a nuclear power plant.i say this test proves theres no way an aluminum plane went thru multiple rings of reenforced concrete walls at the pentagon
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Re: Yuh-oh, Everything You Type Into Your Computer ...
RE: Yuh-Oh, Everything You Type Into Your Computer ... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 13 Nov 2007, 01:44 If this is true, it means that sitespaces is no "safer" than MySpace for posting political opinions.And I thought it was creepy when I heard a commercial sponsored "by the Dept. of Homeland Security" ...that was nothing compared to this. Thanks VadershineDate: Nov 13, 2007 2:07 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: TracerDate: Nov 12, 2007 8:39 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ByronDate: Nov 12, 2007 8:10 PMGOVERNMENT AND COMPUTER MANUFACTURERS CAUGHT INSTALLING HARD-WIRED KEYSTROKE LOGGERS INTO ALL NEW LAPTOP COMPUTERS! Turner Radio Network | October 4, 2005 Devices capture everything you ever type, then can send it via your ethernet card to the Dept. of Homeland Security without your knowledge, consent or a search warrant each time you log onto the internet! Freedom Of Inform
New Baby Kitties!!!!
Our Suey and Chester had their first litter of kitties yesterday between 7:15 and 8:00am!! Two boys and two girls, we have an orange tabby(which is mine and Masters favorite, two creams, and one that looks just like Chester! We are very proud of the new additions to our family. MIEslave To see other pics of them from Masters webpage, please visit
I don't know what tomorrow holds or even care for it to come my life seems to be so cold constantly feeel like a bum it seems so dark and gray all the clouds and rain everything i seem to say causes all kinds of pain the knife cuts long and deep oh my heart aches for things i do my soul consatntly weeps life is a state of being blue death seems to be right nolonger would i hurt you forever held in the night fuck everything i do bill pugh
Stupid Phone Company
Walked out the front door yesterday to go to the store. Just up the street, a line was down, hanging into the street. Wasn't sure what line it was but I thought I would start with the phone company. I think I talked to someone who didn't get past the 5th grade. The call ended with her saying someone would be out in the next few DAYS to check on the line. DAYS? Are you kidding me? I still have service so I really don't care. But if it takes a few days I hope that the teenagers that roam the streets pull it and the rest of their wires down lol. Idiots....
RECONCILIATION Living is experiencing both paths of life— Peace and turmoil, right and wrong, together and alone. Wisdom is knowing why— so we can see the difference and finally find the hidden path between, where things rejoin. We get our share of bruises searching for this simple truth; as it is revealed to us when we don’t understand, loitering and lost, deaf and blind. When we do wake up to knowing who we are, we start our real journey— putting back together all the things we took apart.
Damn Good Surprise
First Of The Year
Ok new years is just around the corner and i decided what im doin. Alot of the negativity that has surrounded me has made me think of a great idea. I will go to a remote rain forest and start a missonary with pygmies and smoke rare poisonous plants and see visions.
Love Pink
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Re: Russian Military Chief Calls America "evil"
RE: Russian Military Chief Calls America "Evil" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 13 Nov 2007, 06:57 Russian Military Chief Calls America "Evil" Russia's top military chief has dubbed America "evil" while cautioning that the "insidious" U.S. missile defense shield weapons system has nothing to do with countering Iran and is aimed squarely at Moscow, as tensions continue to heat between the two superpowers.
I had the weirdest dream for the few hours I slept. I dunno, it was weird... picked up my kitty, put a cone on his head so he wouldnt lick his stitches...and laughed myself into numbness. he slammed into everything possible. Slammed it around so hard, it came off. Talk about extreme. Im still sleepy. I just might take a nap.
Pissed Off!
You know I'm a little pissed off today! I just don't understand why people think that they have to lie to me. I'm not fucking stupid! I have my moments believe me I do. But when you know someone very well there is no reason to lie. It pisses me off! I mean why lie. If I ask you a question tell me the damn truth. If throw something at you that is totally off the wall answer the fuckin question. It's not that hard, you aren't going to break me. I'm a tough chick and I can handle a hell of a lot more then what people give me credit for. I mean if you know that you're lying it's gonna show I don't give a fuck how good a liar you think you are. And ok it maybe none of my business but if you're in my life, around me all the time, share things with me, why not tell the truth. Why get mad if you know you're not doing anything right or wrong. It always comes out in the end. And it pisses me off more when you try to hide it then tell me when I ask. Yea I'll be hurt and I'll be angry and bitter
Toxic Zombies
Walking The Dog...
WALKING THE DOG: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,"No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.
I Am Going To Be Gone
Hey Everyone, I am very sick right now. I am supposed to stay in bed and only get on once in awhile when I get too bored. I just want you all to know that I might be gone for awhile until they find out what is wrong with me. So, if you leave me messages and comments and I don't get back to you, please don't think that I am being rude to you. I will get back with you as soon as I get on. I love you all. For those of you who know me personally and have my phone number don't hesitate to call and check on me. Talk to you all will keep me from getting bored, and I always love to talk. Love you all, and see you when i get back. Love Always, Carley
Hot Bitch In A Thong
For November 13,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn You look great and sound even better, making this the perfect day for a date or a job interview. No matter what happens, people should leave with a good impression of you and your many talents.
Forced Pleasures
Well folks, We are PREGNANT again!!!!!!!!!! Got my first midwife appointment tomorrow, doctor thinks i'm somewhere between 9-15 weeks, that means a summer baby! The wee one that we have turns 3 years old in 3 weeks(my goodness its all gone so quick) and just when i thought i wasn't getting my period because i was ill, it turns out there was another reason.........we are terrified but excited!!!! All of this news means that i get to do all the sexy bump pics that i didn't do the first time around!Keep your eyes open for the bump growing and the milky boobies!!!!! Keep your fingers crossed for us, we are hoping there won't be any complications this time around. Hope you are all safe and well, big hormonal hugs n kisses to you all!!!!!!!! ser xxxxx
I lay in my bed writing this down How much I'm in love with you It kills me inside because I know That the love between us is through I see you looking at me as you walk by I fake a smile for you to see The two of you laughing while holding hands I dream that the flawless girl was me She stood so beautiful nothing like me For she was the girl you always talked about Watching you so happy beside her She has everything I have to live without I wish she would understand how much I care That every time I see you with her Teardrops fall silently down my eyes Ruining the words on my paper Another night I'll lay alone in my bed Wishing you were still beside me Feelings your arms around me tight As I smile and fall asleep She better hold you close Share with you all her love Embrace your every touch Understand she's lucky because Your the reason for these tears Steadily falling from these eyes Every time I think of you Or every time I pass her by
Signs The World Is Coming To An End!
King Kong ain't got s**t on these kids! I can’t even write around this one. Check out part of an AP report right here. Two thrill-seeking teenagers stabbed an adult acquaintance, took a blowtorch to his corpse and threw his severed head into a river, prosecutors said Monday as they charged the pair. Alexander Letkemann, 18, left, and Jean Orlewicz, 17, are accused of planning the slaying of a 26-year-old acquaintance earlier this month. The victim's hands and feet reportedly were burned with a blowtorch in a possible effort to conceal his identity. Canton High School senior Jean Pierre Orlewicz, 17, and Alexander James Letkemann, 18, ambushed 26-year-old Daniel Sorenson on Wednesday in a garage owned by Orlewicz's grandfather, Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy said. A tarp had been spread on the floor, she said. "They lured him in the garage, where they prepared a space to kill him," Worthy said at a news conference. Sorenson, who h
Thanks To All ...
Much love to everyone who rated me and shot me up the ranks...let me know if i can return any favors.... thanks...kirk
Feeling roses for the first time Like a child lying on sand Feeling love for the first time With the touch of your hand Tears falling on my numb face From the eyes i always adored Fake promises being repeated Until my dead heart is cured If i could rise from my grave Scream my hidden feelings Only if i could ever rewind And taste my own healing Feels good to reach the end Drowning in lake of memories Spitting tears on so called friend Compensating my fading feelings
Azurite skys beautiful eyes I see butterflies, telling bitter sweet lies as they fly softly through the falling skies I feel innate so i suffocate Since i can't conjugate that which i subjugate All my goals onced burned like hot coals But a moon eclipsed over many souls Making me cold now i have nothing left to hold Having nothing left i felt i should meet death So he could take away my very last breath Left without a trace i lost my grace I fell into a dark silver embrace
Today's Quote Man can live for about forty days without food, and about three days without water, about eight minutes without air ... but only for one second without hope. -Hal Lindsey
Kingdom Of Wolves
Their are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and follow them You will have to get a salute if u dont have one. If Enterested send a Friend Request to this Link below,ty. KOW&SOW HEADQUARTERS@ fubar
I Love You..again
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end
I Am A Capricorn (oooh Yeah!!! )
C • A •P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in many things (perfect pair in bed).Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The
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I Love You
I love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I love you with an honesty That was born within my heart. I love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I love you with the certainty That I’ll cherish you forever. I love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I love you with the reverence Of all that word suggests. I love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I love you with the truest love That poets put to verse.
Boob Contest
hey hey hey all there is a contest about boobs. we all love boobs dont we. ok here is the deal. first add this person once you are her friend you can vote on the best boobs. rules are in the photo album. my vote goes to 1040R NOW GO AND VOTE
This Light
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine.
Goth Teen Hottie Gets Fuck'd By A Savage Dragon
Aol Screen Name
Since I use Yahoo for my customers and seldom am "visible", I created an AOL login for el_gotto... elgottotom I am NOT a fan of the shout box - so if ya wanna chat... AOL is prolly a better place to hit me up... So babes -- HIT ME UP!! :) Remember -- ALL WOMEN are part of my Harem.. some are just not aware of it yet, and some are not yet platinum members...
It Would Be Nice If Someday......
My schizo tendencies would line up and I would NOT do everything on impulse. Because 90% of the time I wanna take back my impulsive behavior and give myself a good spanking....
For You
I’d give anything to see the sun set on the horizon I’d do anything to gaze at a full moon in the night sky Even a rainbow would make me smile And I’d love to swim in crystal clear waters Of an untouched sea Sometimes I’ll see a shooting star And try to gaze from afar All the diamonds in the night sky The mist on the mountains is breathtaking As is walking in rain forest To see cascading waterfalls I’d do anything for As to stand on the highest peak in the world And look at the sights below I’d love to soar on wings above the clouds Across the bluest skies I’d do anything to see All the beautiful things in the world Like a red rose blooming in the Sahara Like a river twisting through a dusty land All the beautiful things in the world But I also know I am looking at The world’s most beautiful creation Every time you smile And every time I look into your eyes
Confused And Disconbobulated
Not sure just how Im puttin this but ohhh well....... I notice on Fubar a lot or many ladies and women kissy ass their husbands boyfiends lovers and assorted fruit and nuts. Why are you in here flirting etc etc I know the here to make friends bit.. Bit of a suggestion dont put your significant other on such a pedestal then maybe we can be ourselves ok.........
This Love
A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart Those poets of movement and jockeys of art The high-volume vendors who hustle romance Splashing their canvas with color and dance The blasters of trumpets, gold banners unfurled They offer lush gardens in glistening worlds Yes, bearers of torches and carvers of stone Who whisper their sonnets and surrender their thrones And there in your doorway, no shadow is cast No lingering voices, no ghosts from the past Just a cluster of walls, and a window of pain Collecting the heartache like droplets of rain Still I stand before you, with palms to the sky No gold in my pocket, no thorn in my side And all I can offer, where words have no place Is a body that trembles, and this love that awaits
Dont Blink
turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss your babies growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half" Of fifty years is there in bed And you're praying God takes you instead Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said "Best start putting first things first." Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand You can't flip it over and start again Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth Don't Blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty
Heat, Passion
Burning deep within my soul Itching beneath my skin Something lingers, taking control Begging to be let in Desperate feelings tear me apart Searching deep inside of me It reaches out, grasps my heart Finally setting me free I can feel the heat of the flame Warming me - my core Forever at last, but never the same Always wanting - needing more Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, the heat it bears Never fading, infatuation fills the air Unanswered questions leave my mind Don't care what they are Passion we share has left me blind As weakness leaves its scar I see the fire within your eyes And i feel it glow inside Begin this night of truth - no lies And all that pain and hurt will subside Here is the place where we are alive Never to be condemned Together at last, for new heights i strive To places i've never been Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, t
Love Distance Love
Time To Go!
Thanks to everyone who brightened my days and made me smile. I will miss a lot of you. Drop a line sometime if you like... *muah*
My Pictures
For the life of me I can't understand why hardly any of my pictures are rated. Ceck them out and rate them. I will return the favor.
Today's Quote When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. -Charles Varlet Marquis de La Grange
Chinese The Double0 Way
Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right............... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse.................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone......... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight........... Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15)Great...... ........... Fa Kin Su Pah If u understood this, rep
Burning deep within my soul Itching beneath my skin Something lingers, taking control Begging to be let in Desperate feelings tear me apart Searching deep inside of me It reaches out, grasps my heart Finally setting me free I can feel the heat of the flame Warming me - my core Forever at last, but never the same Always wanting - needing more Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, the heat it bears Never fading, infatuation fills the air Unanswered questions leave my mind Don't care what they are Passion we share has left me blind As weakness leaves its scar I see the fire within your eyes And i feel it glow inside Begin this night of truth - no lies And all that pain and hurt will subside Here is the place where we are alive Never to be condemned Together at last, for new heights i strive To places i've never been Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, t
Need Your Help
ok, I have just sent out a comment on everyone but I wanted to go ahead and write this blog..... I am in a contest and need your help...could you please go leave one comment on my pic? I just need one comment from you. could you get your friends to help me also? I would appreciate it so much~! you have to be friends with Cannibal before you can vote. ~~smooches~~ PLEASE help me know I return all love shown and then some....
Ears And Stuff.
I'm possibly having a recurrence of mastoiditis. I had an appointment with my doctor today, so naturally, my family advised me this morning that they can not take me. Normally, this wouldn't be an issue. However, my equilibrium is, well, not equalizing. Sadly enough, I cannot muster an ounce of surprise. I have no idea what prompted me to believe that they'd actually take me. I'm just going to claim it as a stupid tax and pay up. No worries, eh? By virtue of being an awesome ninja, I have resolved my issue. I have rescheduled my appointment. Not that I need to wait, but what can an unable-to-drive-now girl do? On a positive note, my ear is not bleeding today.
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My One Love
I never thought I would be with you. Now I cant wait until we say "I do" All my dreams finally becoming real. Thank you so much for letting me feel. The thought of you is constant in my head. From the time I wake until we return to bed. Your touch sends tingles down my spine. I cant believe that you're all mine. Our lives together we will be able to share All because the day you told me that you care. Everyone saying we won't make it anywhere, Why do they have to be so unfair? Then you look deep into my eyes I can't help but realize That no matter what they say or do. You'll always love me and I will always love you. Then we continue, our long growing strong. Thats when we know we will stand the fight all along. The only one that matter are just us two. It doesn't matter to us what they say or do.
Checking Off The List! ! ! !
Well I have most of the adult bought for, just waiting on some stuff to come in. Then I just have Mom, 2 of my sisters and Ryan to get. I have an idea what I'm getting them but I want to look around a bit more. I've a couple of the kids taken care of, just need to get those wrapped. Then I just have to keep an eye out for the last ones left on the list. Kids are hard to buy for they have so many toys and you want to give them things that they will use. Oh well, till next time.
Wow Wtf
you know what really pisses me off.. when a chick does something and then cuz it wasnt exactly what a lady does..she denies it, sorry but seriously,if your gonna claim the title of being something so sinful then LIVE IT dont lie about it. im soo fucking sick of those who lie, and the drama that follows em,. basically i dont really care anymore, and i dont really know how much longer imma be on here, i know ill be around to check my mail but thats prolly bout it. have a good day and for real LEARN to tell the fucking truth.. good lord how hard is it really,? ~Jessa
Tuesday Yearnings
Think....and You Shall Be.
What's good about this? Questions can have a powerful effect on your thinking, and here's a question that can profoundly improve your perspective. What's good about this? When you see a news story, or hear about something that's happened to a friend, or come across a challenge in your own life, ask yourself. What's good about this? Get in the habit of asking the question and you'll be training your mind to always look for the answer. After a while, without even asking, you'll immediately see the positive aspect of every situation you encounter. And that is indeed a powerful place to be. For when you can zero in on the positive possibilities, you have the opportunity to create enormous value. People who attain magnificent levels of achievement live in exactly the same world as those who never seem to go anywhere. One big difference is that high achievers have learned to see real value where others see nothing but dead ends and despair. Choose to be the person who sees the
Let The Games Begin
Well ladies and Gents, it's that time again. Of course i have already started my holidays last month with the Hayride. Yes I count Halloween as one special few in the HOLIDAY SEASON!!! But now I'm really do the kick off. Last week I made Ryans mother a House warming gift for the Holiday season. Then I purchased a 6 foot White tree. ~~~I want the red one from our frist Christmas to be kept nice so i'm not going to do experiments on it.~~Then yesterday I went to Garden Ridge, and purchased Black and Pink decorations for the tree. They were haveing a a huge sale, everything was 25 & 50 % off so no guilt. I got Kendra a small tree, and let her pick out green and purple oranments for her bedroom. I think everyone shold be able to celebrate with colors that make them happy.
A Matter Of Grip
Lao-Tzu wrote in his book The Tao Te Ching, "Things come and a Master lets them; things go and a Master lets them". Seems pretty good advice to me. I have had strong Buddhist leanings for a long time. Part of the core of Buddhism that appeals to me so much is the idea of releasing; the idea of letting go of the things that drag you down, that make you your lesser self. So why is it that so many people think that holding a person's hand is the same thing as taking possession of their soul? Why is it that just by talking to someone, sharing experiences with someone, they feel like they have the right somehow to own you? Would we all be happier with the freedom to spend time with someone we care about, but still have the freedom to watch a sunset by ourselves without having to worry about the other person taking offense? Holding hands with someone CAN be among the most sublime of experiences, depending on the grip. E.
Blond Gets Bank Loan‏
A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blond returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
The Truth.....
YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A GIRL AWAY FOR SO LONG UNTIL SHE WALKS OUT OF YOUR LIFE ON HER OWN SO BE CAREFUL AND MAKE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE ONCE SHE TURNS AROUND SHE ISN'T COMING BACK Even though it seems that some women can take more shit from men than others, the bottom line still stands.......treat her bad and SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE AND SHE'S NEVER GONNA COME BACK! Actions speaks louder than words can so becareful what you do. Every time you ignore her, she remembers. Every time you hurt her, she never forget. Every time you disrespect her, she remembers. Don't be that one that she'll want to regret!
There's this one factory worker that comes in every morning and kisses me on top of my head and says good morning to me. I've told him a few times to please stop kissing me on the head; i'm not a touchy feely kind of person. I think what it's going to take for him to stop is for me to stab him thru the throat with a pair of scissors!!!!! *exhale* Sorry. It just aggrevates the shit out of me when he does it.
Things That Make U Go, Hmmmmmmmm......
i woke up this morning and went straight to checkin out who the spotlight winner wuz... 48 yr old male, level 21... 7,000,250 fuBucks??????????? now how in the hell duz that work???? im just tryin to figure out how he got that many and only has a fraction of the number of friends and fans that i have... i guess its just one of those things that make u go hmmmmmmmm... maybe by my 1 year anniversary on here, i will have enuff fuBucks to win the spotlight... lol
My Nightmare
Why does it hurt so much inside? How come it's pain I always hide? I took the risk, I took the fall I thought it's supposed to be worth it all. Time passes and days go by, I want to smile, but I only seem to cry He tells me he'll give me all my dreams So why does he keep tearing them down to the seams? My emotions are in such a whirlpool My friends keep telling me Im such a fool Why does he have to keep breaking my heart? I know this isnt the way its supposed to start. Till death do us part, for better for worse will we make it or is this just a curse I love him so much I long for his every touch Then he turns and walks out the door All the sudden it starts to pour My dreams are washing down the drain Why does he continue to cause me all this pain?
Foundry Cams: Sweet Victoria Tears Off Her F*ck Me Shirt
We sent Sweet Victoria a form-fitting F*CK ME Shirt, and she ripped it up! Normally, we would be pissed off at such desecration, but we're going to give Sweet Vic a pass on this one, because she looks really great in latex. Music by SAINT CAINE. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO! CHAT WITH SWEET VICTORIA RIGHT NOW AT FOUNDRY CAMS!
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Hummer Tuesday, Fart Trivia This Friday! New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also POVEMBER! (All month long, ladies!) For the whole month, we conitune to honor Master Po, and his trenchcoat-wearing silliness. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Luther Vandross impression (you know... cuz Po likes to sing along)... then play with broom handles and pretend they're samurai swords in honor of Master Po. FART TRIVIA COMING THIS FRIDAY: Can You Break Wind at Will? Can you answer really easy trivia questions? Are you available the morning of Friday, November 16th? ...if you answered 'YES' to all of the above, then you should sign up for... FART TRIVIA The concept is pretty simple, really. We're going to pick FIVE contestants (MAXIMUM, so you really ought to have some impress
A Mothers Love........
The Love of a MotherAuthor UnknownMother's love is somethingthat no on can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and painIt is endless and unselfishand enduring come what mayFor nothing can destroy it or take that love awayIt is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, And it never fails or falterseven though the heart is breakingIt believes beyond believingwhen the world around condemns,And it glows with all the beautyof the rarest, brightest gemsIt is far beyond defining,it defies all explanation,And it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creationA many splendor miracle man cannot understand And another wondrous evidenceof God's tender guiding hand.
Hello To All My Local Fubars
Easy Breakfast Casserole
ngredients * 1 can Crescent rolls * 1 lb Jimmy Dean Sausage (browned & drained) * 2 C Shredded Mozzarella Cheese * 1 jar Sliced Mushrooms * 6 Eggs, beaten * 1 can Cream of Onion Soup Directions 1. Lightly grease a 13x9 glass baking dish and line with rolls to form a shell, sealing perforations. 2. Cover with sausage, mushrooms and half the cheese. 3. Mix eggs with soup and pour over casserole. 4. Sprinkle remaining cheese on top. 5. Cover and chill overnight. 6. Uncover and bake 350* for 1 hour. 7. (Can use crumbled bacon or ham with/or instead of sausage.)
Quick And Easy Meatloaf
Ingredients * 1 lb ground beef * 1 lb ground pork (or bulk sausage) * 1/4 C green onion, chopped * 1/4 C soy sauce * 1/2 C chicken broth * 1 egg, slightly beaten * 1 C bread crumbs * 1 clove garlic, finely chopped Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350F 2. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl 3. Shape 6 meatballs and place into a 9"x13" baking pan 4. Bake for about 45 minutes, make sure that the meat is no longer pink 5. Serve with teriyaki veggies or mashed potatoes.... or both :)
New Pics
stop by and rate/comment on my new pics and i will do the same. also it would be great to meet new ppl.
Quick Breakfast Quesadilla
Ingredients * 1 egg * 1 ounce grated low-fat cheese or Parmesan cheese * 1 tablespoon salsa * 1 small flour tortilla (preferably whole wheat) Directions 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. 2. Scramble the egg quickly in a small skillet. 3. Fold in the salsa and cheese. 4. Put the tortilla on a lightly oiled cookie sheet. 5. Put the egg mixture on one half and fold over the other half to cover. 6. Bake for 5 minutes or until the tortilla is crisp. 7. Sit down with your morning pick me up and enjoy!
Easy Breakfast Burrito
INGREDIENTS: * 2 potatoes, chopped * 1/2 onion, diced * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 tbsp olive oil * 1 cup vegetarian beef substitue (try Soyrizo) * salt and pepper to taste * grated cheese (optional) * flour tortillas, warmed PREPARATION: Sautee the potatoes, onions and garlic in the oil over medium heat until potatoes are almost soft. Add the beef substitute, salt and pepper and continue cooking until potatoes are tender and the beef substitute is heated through. Place about 1/3 cup of the potato and mock meat mixture on a warmed flour tortilla. Top with cheese if desired and wrap up. Serve with sour cream.
Oh My Fuckin Head
Female Serial Killer
I am the nightmare demon The deliverer of the dead I am the beast of rage The terror inside your head I am your phantom stalker Your shadow in the night I am your soul reaper The evil you can't fight I am your kidnapper The captor of your dreams I will be your torture The cause of all your screams When I hunt you down Your blood will stain my knife I will drag you into Hell And rip away your life!!
13 November 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, November 13: You're on a roll today, ticking things off your to-do list like crazy. Best of all, it's fun. Intersperse some leisure shopping between your errands and treat yourself to lunch. Don't forget to reward yourself with something special.

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